Mei is Bae edition (Ice puns go itt)
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Competitive Season 2 is now live on PC and Xbox (PS4 players RIP). How are your placements going?
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>>153713495
REAL NEW THREAD
IS HERE
>>153713385
>>153713385
>>153713385
>>153713602
that one is gross
>>153713495
Jamison Fawkes!
Reposting: Requesting greentext of roadhog, had something about huffing paint in it.
Cutest and best pairing
honestly best thread here
I am blessing this thread with the good grace of the lord
Do not post art that goes against the word of the lord
>>153713893
>>153713923
Actual new thread is here
>>153713385
>>153713385
>>153713385
>play Mei on attack in comp
>team bitches "hurrrr mei on attack!? NOOO"
>save all their asses and win the game
Mei is truly bae
>>153713602
>>153713970
Fuck off moron
>>153713963
>BOSS, WE NEED MORE MEDICINAL PLANTS
>>153713963
I had a dream with Jesus in it the other day. You guys think I'm a prophet
>>153714041
yes leave that pic makes most of us vomit
I'll stick with this thread.
>>153713995
What are the best ways to use Mei effectively without pissing your teammates off?
>>153713970
>deleted
>>153713970
Please go back to your hole, heathen.
The lord doesn't accept these urges.
>>153713963
>Do not post art that goes against the word of the lord
Is muh giantess fetish against the word of the lord? Asking for a friend.
widowmaker's lethal blueberry farts
>>153713963
Just two girls playing a game
>>153714110
Your lord a shit, my lord loves thicccccc and fucks thighspussy all day everyday
>>153713963
Thank you for the blessing anon!
You could have at least fixed the PS4 thing since they're live now.
>Making a new thread before the image limit or the bump limit
>Making TWO new threads because you give a shit what the OP picture is
What the fuck is this autism?
>>153714237
PS4 cucks on perpetual suicide, more like Suicidewatch. What a horrendous faggot!
>>153714086
There aren't any. Even if you're the best Mei player in the world, your team will get pissy as fuck and blame you for every mistake they make because that's just the way most shitheads are.
Mei can be a huge asset on any map if you know what you're doing. You're caught in a choke point under heavy fire? Block off the fire with a wall so everyone can run through. Moving the payload and a Bastion is right in front of you? Block him off.
Dva ultimate coming at you? Block it off and save your team. Caught in Zarya's gravity? Put up a wall to save the team from fire. Etc etc. They'll still blame you every time they fuck up though.
And that buffed ultimate of hers is nothing to sneeze at.
Cuddlemaker.
>>153714049
>he's coming too?
>>153714062
The lord visited you because you have potiental
>>153714124
That is perfectly fine, my son.
>>153714146
I shall see it that you will be punished for this incursion. Please do not come back here, go join your friends in the other heathen thread
>have a hitscan on our team
>enemy has a pharah that in the sky for more than 5 seconds
I can already tell you're shit. Rape that stupid egyptian cunt until she switches
>>153714351
>>153714327
This is /co/ level cancer. Is /co/ seeping in here?
Anyone want to do some placements? Was just stuck in a 6-man premade with some level 20 Mercy who never rezzed anyone and refused to switch to Zen.
>>153714140
>tfw no qt Smugberrywith her nice ass on my face letting out loud blueberry blasts
How FAST can tracer go?
Is she just fast, or FAST fast?
>yfw the majority of owg are just shitters who just fantasize about heroes
>>153713963
>>153714505
faster than lúcÃó
>>153714327
I think it's because the last few threads haven't had any waifus in the OP so they were getting desperate. The threads have even been discussing the game instead of waifu-posting. It must be stifling for them.
>>153714351
cant out cuddle bear lady
>>153714378
>That is perfectly fine, my son.
You heard the man, fellas.
Time to think BIG
>>153714529
It's the minority during the hours that working folks are awake. It's when the NEETs and kiddies get out of school that things go downhill.
Heroes neversurvive
>>153714530
>gif
>still image
The homosexuality was one sin, but this is another
The house of prayer is open every sunday, I suggest you make an appointment
>>153714529
most who stay in the thread and post shipping shit are the shitters
I bet they don't even own the game
anyone else actually hate when they get potg? I just can't watch it and start awkward laughing
>>153714235
>>153714686
At least one Widowposter confirmed he doesn't even own the game and stays in the threads for the "culture".
>>153714752
Only with D.Va
Everytime I do it's an ult multi-kill and boring as hell
>>153714752
It's nice once in a while, but I start feeling really self-conscious if I get it more than twice with the same team.
>>153714614
>>153714742
sfm overwatch might be the most appalling thing I have ever seen
>18.8124%
Are people still hype for this?
>>153714752
No, because it lets everyone else in the game know I'm better than them.
>>153714420
I want to boop her nose.
>Season 2 comp starts
>surely this will be an improvement over season 1 and there will be less bullshit
>win 1 match lose 5 in placement matches
Every loss, someone leaves while we're winning, which just causes other people to leave. How does this keep happening every time? someone explain this shit. Who leaves when your team is winning?
>>153714349
Mei can be a huge asset on any map sure. The thing is though there are larger assets that you could be playing and if you are good enough to make Mei viable and good you would be doing four times better as something else.
>>153714808
Since patch potgs have gotten way more boring
>>153714847
Yeah exactly, it's strange.
Anyone want to play or just beat our dicks to the cute girls? I'm up for either
>Get placed into low-mid gold.
>Proceed to lose 5 fucking matches in a row
>mfw in all of them I had to be the healer because these people literally refused to play anything other than a dps or a tank.
>Getting 14k+ healing every fucking game and Gold Medal on Objective time every single time too.
>"Oh my god our healer sucks so bad."
>"Why the fuck are you going solo into their whole team Hanzo?"
>"Shut up noob."
Make it stop.
Please make it stop.
>>153714848
nah
>>153715058
Beat dick
>>153714940
Eh, Mei is better.
Welcome to Overwatch ranked where it's either.
1. People actually cooperating in voice chat
2. People bitching out someone else for playing Hanzo
3. People turning off voice chat, and playing like cucks.
4. Too many flankers.
>First placement match
>3 star prestige insta locks hanzo
>>153714940
Most other heroes aren't as fun as Mei. And isn't the point to have fun?
>discord an ulting genji
>headshot him and die
>team doesn't manage to kill him
how
>>153715058
>>153715107
If you masturbate, you'll go blind
>>153715254
Most people who play this game are absolute shitters and I can't imagine actually using voice chat with them. Too many 12 year olds, edgelords, and fuckers who take video games too seriously.
>>153715107
post your stats
>>153714940
I assure you that Mei's assets are quite large.
>>153715359
>spectate a d.va on my team
>it's shooting a 76 being pocket healed instead of shooting the fucking half HP mercy
people are fucking retards dude
>>153715254
I find the quality of matches I play improves dramatically when I ask everyone to sound off over their mic at the beginning.
Also I placed in mid plat. Most of my placement matches were really close games with no frustration, it's been nice.
>>153715402
>Voice chat
>Hear a little kid
>Leave
I've made so many friends in Overwatch who want me to play with them in comp because I know match ups. But every time I play with them, they either tilt, brag about how good their 'x' is ;Which isn't even that good., or decide it's a good idea to cowboy.
Why do people rely on smart people to carry them out of Ranked?
>>153715402
>>153715512
I like hearing information about where the team is forming up though. It helps me out with stopping a McCree or a Genji from thinking they're good.
Uh, guys? Can we talk about this?www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576206ab5c35a
>tfw enemy team builds a horrifying turtle comp with symmetra, torbjorn, bastion, and rein
>tfw to defeat them you have to taint yourself with skillrat
Place your bets
>>153715743
Junkrat is a respectable character for respectable gentlemen.
>>153715704
>I bet Winston would love to study your brain.
>>153715704
No. We can never talk about this. We need to just forget about this degeneracy forever.
>>153714752
Man hani is fucking disgusting
worst EXID by far
I want to fuck the bunny in Zootopia
>>153715087
>inb4 hurr youre the only constant
>>153715825
Junkrat is cute! CUTE!
>>153715704
He kind of looks like Ster
>d.va shooting from miles away
>>153715704
How long until we get a porno parody made by an actual studio? They could call it "Whorewatch".
>>153714881
I stopped giving a fuck a few weeks ago.
>>153715903
>>153716080
2300?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE MATCHMAKING
I'm getting my butthole boi reamed every fucking placement match. Just got placed 2110 after screaming my way losing all but 1 placement match averaging +20k damage and 4 golds.
Is every fucking high rank autist playing? why the fuck is my team doing so goddamn poorly?
>widowmaker instalock in comp
whatever could it mean
>now entering temple of anubis
>Attack!
Why does Soldier 76 use a futuristic pulse rifle if it becomes inaccurate after a few shots?
Why not just use a normal gun?
>>153716282
>trust me guys im awesome with her
>0-90
>lol jk ill switch now
Reinhardt animated short when?
hey guys what are your comp ranks
and no dont give me shit about how your team did bad and you didnt
>>153715869
Why? It's hot.
>>153716282
>Someone instalocks Widow
>Gently suggest that he switch to something else
>He says he's terrible at everything that isn't already locked
>Fuck it
>He actually does really well and gets loads of picks
Mistakes into miracles.
>>153715704
>>153715825
please; junkrat is a hero for people that can't aim at individual enemies, and need instead to aim in the general direction of a team in order to contribute
>>153716497
I asked a widow to change the other day, he changed tohanzo
literal reddit meme moment, couldn't believe it
>now entering King's Row, prepare to defend
>requeue
>now entering Watchpoint: Gilbraltar, prepare to defend
>requeue
>now entering Jijian Tower
>fucking finally
>Widow, Hanzo, Torb instalock
>requeue
When will Blizzard make defense fun?
>people think Overwatch is Pokemon
>water beats fire, fire beats grass, grass beats water
>"hurrr tracer has no counter!"
It's called 'aiming'. Why are people so quick to blame their own shortcomings on the composition and narrow minded perceptions of "dis character suks"
anyone else having rampant quitters in comp matches today? is blizzard actually going to do something substantive about this?
three of my placement matches have been decided by someone on my team quitting and two of my ranked games were too.
>Spectating our Lucio trying to escape the Illios well by wall riding
>>153716628
>shitting on junkrat for being a no skill hero
>while posting mercy
>>153714752
When I get potg it's because i got full charge as zarya and I ulted and right clicked the enemy team to death.
So now I don't mind it at all.
>>153716785
Because they're shitters
>>153716934
How do we stop them?
>>153714752
Only when it's something stupid, like getting the final blow on some 10hp shitter with a helix rocket and getting two other eliminations, but I got a quad kill later on in the game with an ult.
>>153717008
By making them ragequit.
>>153714603
This is sweet. Reinhardt would be a perfect dad.
>>153716876
>defending junkrat
>while posting costanza-wonkait's just a good reaction image, you dink; here, have a high-skill ninja man
>>153716785
I kind of feel like Blizzard makes this game rock-paper-scissors on purpose with some characters.
>>153717170
>always have the matching spray on 76
>our Ana always has something stupid like the Zzz spray for wacky sleep dart shenanigans
>>153717170
It makes a heart
>>153716785
>It's called 'aiming'
no it isn't
>>153715763
2400 gold
>>153717263
It really isn't though. As long as you're good, it becomes a game of reflexes.
>"wooooooooow why do I have gold damage the dps should have it" - Roadhog, as he continues to shoot Rein's shield for the 5th consecutive minute
>>153713495
masteroverwatch/overbuff/watchergg are not updating my profile, wats going on?
Why the fuck are my "quick match" search times 2-5 minutes but comp matches are found in less than 10 seconds?
Shit makes no sense
Hug her.
>>153716628
>implying hitting people directly with the bombs doesn't take skill when it moves slowly, has an arc, and is very short range
That said Junkrat is more about tactics rather than skill.
>>153716170
>>153717320
>no it isn't
I can't even count how many Tracers I headshot today. As MEI of all people.
>First Eichenwalde game
>Defense
>Team is sub-Potato League level bad
>I also generally do horrible
>Enemy team is skullfucking us all match>VICTORY
>>153717348
What? That's dumb, roadhog is 50% DPS character, that's what he's there for
>>153717320
>be mcmeme
>press E
>fan the hammer
>???
>dead tracer
or even better
>have a good aim
>something better than 60% accuracy
>headshot tracer
>???
>dead tracer
>>153717392
>>153713995
I've been seeing more of Mei when I did my placements and was a bit worried at first but the buff to her ult made a huge difference.
She still needs some work but her ult is quite good now.
>>153717420
It was a joke
>ps4
Even bigger joke
>>153717364
They are shoving a team of randos against a stack in Comp of a similar rank. A lot less to think about for them as it will sort itself out.
Quick match takes longer because Forced 50 is a thing and it has to figure out exactly where you need to be to get fucked or carried.
>>153714752
>hide out of sight
>press Q
>11 other people have to stare at a wall for 5 seconds if I get potg
I wish I could opt out of it
>looking through Reaper sprays
>see this
>this ".." meme
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is this?! I've seen this everywhere. At first I thought it was just people accidentally hitting period twice on accident, but now it seems like they're trying to do an ellipsis but somehow forgetting the THIRD PERIOD!
Why do people do this?! It's fucking stupid!
>>153717392
I want to hug her butthole with my tongue
>>153717392
I'd rather hug Meiand feel those enormous breasts against my body.
>>153717320
Does Symmetra have a lot of cum in her uterus in that pic? Don't read gook speak.
DROPPU ZA BEATO
>>153717521
Where's this animation from anyway?
>>153717668
No lewding her pls.
>>153717320
>no it isn't
Yeah it is.
You should try it.
>>153717686
Has to poo and there's no loo.
WHY ARE THE TEAMS I GET NOW SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE ONES DURING PLACEMENTS
WHY CAN'T ANYONE FUCKING DO ANYTHING WHY WOULD A LUCIO SWITCH TO WIDOW ON KOTH
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>153717716
Just from some guy on deviantart.
>Stuck healing for retarded dps in placements
>1 draw 2 losses
FUCKING KILL ME
make that 6 games now today where someone quits and tanks my team's chances of winning
>>153717716
>No lewding her pls.
I want her to spit on me and jam her heel into my butthole.
Lewd enough for you?
>>153717345
Eh, you say that. Sure. Essentially you can kill any character with anyone if you're somehow good enough, but it's obvious they've made it to where some characters are purposely effective against some characters more than others.
>when an Ana and a 76 player synchronize there area of effect healing abilities to heal the entire team quickly
>>153717885
Any kind of lewd is 2lewd with her.
She needs love.
>There are people in this thread right now who prefer young Ana over Merciful Ana
>>153717827
just
STOP PARTYING WITH YOUR LOW LEVEL FRIENDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS THE SECOND I SEE A LEVEL BELOW 30 IN MY TEAM I KNOW I'M FUCKED
>>153717889
Yes. And that's for the casuals. The skilled players know better. And clearly, not that many post here.
>>153717508
>headshot tracer
then you are playing against a shit tracer
>>153717942
I want to lovingly and gently caress Widowmaker's butthole with my tongue and hear her soft moans of pleasure
Well, since I don't give a fuck about e-peen scores, I've decided to do ALL of my placement matches in Bastion. Attack and Defense.
>>153718010
yeah tracers have infinite blinks and recalls
>>153717942
>Any kind of lewd is 2lewd with her.
But what if I just want her to call me dirty things in French while I kiss her robot feet as she holds her gun to my head?
>>153717968
Quit being a shitter and you'll get out of the low level queue faggot
>>153717776
>Symmetra
>Aim
Are you retarded?
>>153717959
>there are people in this thread who want to give Pharah strange thoughts
>>153717987
I'm pretty sure skilled players like to pick the most effective means against an enemy team as well.
>ana
>get hooked by roadhog
>oh f--
>survive and sleep dart him
at first I thought it was just a bad hog, but its happening consistently. why?
>>153718049
just bastion to GM you league of legends faggot
>>153718157
Because Ana's hit box in minuscule.
>>153718157
Tiny grandma hitbox. I survive hog hooks as Reaper all the time, too.
>>153718157
they "fixed"all animation skip combos iirc
>tfw no pharah gf to dom me
>>153718157
Ana has a shitty hitbox, so Roadhog can't combo her properly. It's been over a month and still has not been fixed
>kings row defense
>a group of memers decide that 3 mercys will work
>we get stomped in 3 minutes
>solo queue into a game
>my team is a duo and 4 randoms including me
>enemy team is a 5-man group with a guy with a top 500 icon
>>153718091
>>153718029
Stop it.
Amelie won't come back with that.
>>153717394
it's specifically BECAUSE you can't really use the weapon effectively in direct combat; it's for area saturation
>>153717931
Ana's E travels with basically infinite range but has an AoE the size of a rocket. That shit is impossible to hit more than one person with.
Also
>Teammates keep stepping in front of my shots, blocking healing to people actually taking damage or stopping me from doing damage
>>153718157
what are hitboxes and the new roadhog hook typically doesn't put people close enough in front of him to one-shot the skinnies
>>153718010
Looks like someone thinks he's hot shit.
Get on comp right now and we'll see how tough you are.
>>153718204
It's like it is trying to communicate....
>those games where every hero you're good at is picked or useless against the enemy team
What the fuck am I supposed to do other than embarrass myself playing something I hardly ever play?
>>153717345
T H I C C
Gee Genji, how come your mom lets you have TWO swords?
>>153718281
I'll lick Amelie's butthole as well
>>153718281
But what if she just lifts me up in her powerful assassin arms and gently lowers me down on to her strapon and makes me ride her?
>>153718346
you can try not being a one trick pony
>>153718256
Did a match with 6 mercys just had a long train of laser with one offensive mercy was pretty funny
>>153718416
m8 I didn't say that I only play one hero.
>>153718430
I'm sure it can work, but the Mercys we had were awful. I was the tank and I got healed maybe twice.
>>153718346
>useless against the enemy team
There's literally no such thing. Get better at the game.
>>153717959
>There are people in this thread who use anything but Ana's default
>>153718416
fuck off you degenerate
>>>/mlp/
>>153718307
>>153717392
I want to hold that beautiful blue body. I don't care if it's cold.
>>153717959
Young Ana is a crappy skin, makes her look like a bland waifu. Shrike or go home.
>>153718538
I love this meme.
>>153717201
Well,thanks for the Genji, I appreciate it and apologize for the misunderstanding.
>>153718407
>>153718414
Delete these.
IM SICK OF FUCKING SOLO QUEUING ON PS4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SOMEONE FUCKING LINK THEIR PS4 USERNAME
>>153718553
What are you afraid of? If you're really that fast, you'll never get headshot.
What's wrong Fastbak? Scared?
>>153718306
I can reliably destroy tracers but for a while I thought Ana had like 250 hp because 50% of the time the combo just fails to kill her
then if she sleeps you you're fucked
>>153717959
shrike or wastelander
>>153718628
Post stats.
>>153718279
M-MUH LEVELS DONT MEAN SKILL DDDDD:
>>153718621
NO.
I WANT HER TO PEG ME NOW
>>153718621
I can only imagine the scent of her beautiful blue butt. My mouth waters at the thought of the taste of her anus. I love Widowmaker
>playing KOTH
>get smashed first round
>teammate leaves
>new guy joins and picks Roadhog
>can't seem to miss a hook
>dominates the enemy team
>next round, they get four hogs
>two guys on our team go Reaper
>our hog and two Reapers destroy them
>>153718573
She must be so light.
>skill "take turns skullfucking each other" based matchmaking
>>153718658
>Mfw a Reaper runs at me
>>153718523
So would you go Bastion on offense against a Reinhardt Mercy and Pharah? It's fucking retarded to say that anything works every time.
>>153718116
I'm in placements and I can't when every game is captain fuckwit and his 2 pals vs 4 guys who climb together.
>>153718718
I just bought the game last week and got ranked in platinum
I'm literally a tank player,
>>153718390
my genji ults vs everyone else's genji ults
>>153718806
>So would you go Bastion on offense against a Reinhardt Mercy and Pharah?
Yeah. It works if you've got the skill.
>>153718763
That's the same guy that did the symmetra one, right?
>>153718538
>getting triggered by someone mentioning an animal without any cartoon-based context
lmao fucking millenials
>>153718763
Sauce? Google and IQDB can't find anything.
>>153718806
I'm not even the guy you're talking to, but yeah i'd do that. Offense Bastion is surprisingly alright.
>>153718893
What Symmetra pic.
>>153718942
Rule34hentai.net
Widowmaker tag.
First or second page.
So when do we get a Mei skin with out a heavy coat?
>>153718632
the punchline is I have never played Tracer
>>153718989
When it stops being cold outside.
>>153718628
PLS RESPOND PLS
>>153718853
i can connect with this
>>153718983
Thanks fampai
>>153718735
it was a ranked game
>>153718739
>>153718743
>they keep lewding her when what she needs is love
>>153718989
When they find a way to do it without fucking up her entire hitboxthe only real way is to make her chubby, deal with it
>>153719114
I'll give her some love. With my penis.
>>153718853
>Swing
>Green sparks fucking everywhere
>Flashes like you hit 'em
>Does no damage
Thanks Blizz for nerfing a character before fixing their bugs.
>>153719132
>implying I don't want her to be a chub.
>>153719114
My tongue is my love
i want tracer to spit in my mouth and slap my face as she rides me cowgirl style
Why hasn't blizzard programmed the character's mouths to move when they talk?
I'm honestly glad this is a thing.
>>153719243
I noticed this today, bothered me.
I want to see the inside of Fareeha's mouth
If we only had access to Blizzard's cinematic models, state of the art 3D workstations, and of course a huge botnet to do the final renders
>>153718961
But against that combo? That's fucking stupid.
>Game getting a free weekend literally only a couple months after release
They aren't even trying to pretend anymore
During my placement matches, everyone picked well and tried hard. Very little flaming.
Now that I have my rank, everyone is an insufferable cunt and they seem to pick like it's quick play.
What the fuck
>>153718390
Genji's and Hanzo's mom as playable character when?
>>153719243
Even Tf2's character's mouths talk
It's so fucking cheap to just have the voices
>>153719371
That's what having a team is for. 3 v 1 is stupid for anyone.
>>153719387
Hey look, it's a console shitter in the wild.
>nerf Ana's grenade combo
>nerf Genji's combo
>buff Roadhog's
UM BLIZZARD?
>>153719387
Console only, which is strange because everyone I know on PS4 already has the game
>>153719273
>>153718801
>Amelie shows Tracer the video from last night
Requesting pictures of 76/Ana to be posted tbqh
>Reddit whines about Genji's combo because of the animation cancel
>causes Blizzard to remove all animation cancels
Why couldn't Leddit just be happy with shortening Genji's ult duration?
>>153719486
Hog's isnt animation cancel
>>153719391
Basically it's
>I didn't get the rank I deserve, so now I have to carry these shitter teams with my grandmaster-level DPS skills
>>153719486
Roadhog had the lowest pick rate of all tanks in the pro tournaments. Even Harambe who is supposedly underpowered was actually one of the most picked
>>153719590
Because most of Reddit's posters are silver shitters
>>153719653
>>153719590
>Blizzard notices blatant glitch
>Fixes it cause it was never intended
>"FUCKING LEDDIT"
>>153717335
Nope
>>153719653
>Silver
Lol, people have been losing on purpose and still got platinum
>>153716628
>Junkrat is a hero for people that can't aim
What about 76, whose ult is literally an aimbot?
>>153713495
>lost two matches due to someone leaving causing a forced 5v6 and then in another had a reinhardt throw by just switching to bastion
i feel like i'm reaching levels of anger that i've never experienced
i may even be more angrier than this man
>>153719760
eh, i lost 8 placement matches and got placed at 2200~
>>153719446
Are you being intentionally obtuse or are you really this dumb?
>>153718983
What is this fucking aids hentai site.
>popups that try to lock your browser
fuck this.
>>153719920
>He doesn't use noscript
>Genji's swift strike deals damage after a one second delay
How does that sound?
>>153719951
>he stil uses noscript when umatrix exists
>>153719967
Make it half second.
>>153719760
Fuark me shite up pham
I won 7 and got 2470 or something. Should have just solo queued, instalocked 76 and farmed as much kills and damage as possible. Even gold medals don't matter. It's the absolute number.
>Get placed in 2824 Platinum
Will Jeff ever post the percentiles of players in each standing? I want to know if I'm actually good or just a normie
>>153719951
>>153720034
How come adblockers no longer do shit?
>get placed 2350 after being rank 67
>win 5 in a row
Wow I'm almost at rank 50! Thanks blizzard
>>153719967
>>153720061
It sounds like Russians and chinks playing on EU servers
FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME WHY IS EVERY TEAM SO GODDAMN SHIT FUCK YOU
>>153720108
depends on the adblocker, ublock origin + dan pollocks hosts file does the trick for me. i use umatrix for blocking scripts, not ads.
any gold or platinum stacks looking for a zarya?
i just wanna play with bros around my skill level ;_;
>Only played the game for two weeks
>QP numbers absolute shit
>somehow do great against the shitters I faced in first 7 games
>Start facing level 600s
>Lost last 3
>Platinum 2890
I'm ok with this
>>153719623
Not quite Me Unga Team Bunga.
Me Unga.
Team mixture of Ungas and Bungas but more of a bunch of cunts than the previously played with Nice Ungas.
>>153720223
Fucking hell, thanks.
Been with Adblock Plus always and it's been almost an entire year of unblocked shit.
>>153717320
How do people miss such piss poor easy jokes.
Autism.
>First placement match
>One minute into the match, sudden disconnect and unable to connect to the server
>Get back on a little while later
>It counted as a match, presumably as a loss
why
>>153719558
The ship is so pure and there bantz ever so cute.
Daily reminder that have 7 pre-game interactions. More than any other character in the game.
>>153720382
>Make an incredibly shit "joke"
>"I was just pretending!"
Whatever you say.
>80% of my comp matches end up in two retards argueing
>"YEAH WELL IM BETTER THAN U"
>"NUH UH"
jesus christ
I'd take shitters over this garbage
>>153719205
>>153719153
Love is the only thing she needs, hugging and cuddling.
Stop it.
>>153714801
there is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Why were the teams in my placement matches 100x better than my teams afterward
Who else here mega shitter?
Why does nobody shoot the fucking tire? What the fuck I can take it out with a Rein shoot the fucking tire.
>>153720403
Best reminder of the day, family
>>153720552
firestrike it you retard
>Comp
>damage are tracer and hanzo
fug
>someone leaves a comp match and ruins everything for us
>only lose like 11 points
Well, it could be worse I guess.
>when you know you've lost before the match has begun
How do people change their names?
>>153720561
That's all I have in my folder. Need moar
do placement matches also take in account what your medals were, or is it based solely off of win/loss
>>153720504
Taking a dump on the general isn't okay.
>>153720617
read my post again you retard.
>>153720653
>quickplay
Who cares?
>>153720738
>Why does no one shoot the tire
You can shoot it retard, use firestrike
>>153720297
>any gold or platinum
So 88% of the player base?
JUST ONE FUCKING WIN
JUST ONE, THAT'S ALL I ASK
>>153720701
says who
we don't have limited space, it's just making the threads go slightly faster
>>153720796
>I can take it out with a Rein
I know I can, retard. I'm saying that if I can deal with it easily on him than everyone fucking else should be able to do it on whatever they're playing too but nobody ever shoots the fucking tire.
>>153720483
>missing a second easy joke
>implying I was that anon so you can feel less stupid
>using arrows to quote and then quotation marks on top of it
How embarrassing.
>>153718346
In qp who the fuck cares if someone chooses your main just choose your main also
In competitive either insta lock so you don't have to deal with that or always be support they can't blame you when your the support
>useless against the enemy team
I mean there are some hard counters to certain heroes but no one hero is useless
Last placement match. Place your bets.
currently 6-4
>>153720865
>He doesn't know about 4chan's hard post limit
We're on a sinking ship, anon.
>season 2 starts
>try do comp placements after not playing at all since the first week of the olympic event
>some how do leagues better last season
>no have to try in games instead of fucking around
>can't drop down the rank where I can fuck around
What do you think the new free golden gun rank will be? I'm 1 or 2 wins from Diamond...
Side note, fuck Zarya. Every game I've been in, she has been a problem. Good luck getting her with Reaper when their Zen and Hog are up your dick too.
>>153720958
2700
Have 1000 credits (?) to spend. What should I blow it on?
Balderich Reinhardt skin, Sharkbait Roadhog, Hayseed / Jester Junkrat, or B.VA D.VA?
>>153720796
Fucking moron.
>>153718628
Krispykremedeath don't laugh I've had my account for 10 years, I'm not that great but I will listen to someone giving out orders.
>I am not a turd
What did he mean by this?
>>153720403
ana/reinheart/soldier 76 love triangle?
>>153720865
There's a dedicated space for your shit retard.
>we don't have limited space
Yeah we do.
>Noire looks so fucking good but it will never be the canon Widowmaker despite being miles better
>>153720958
2500 cus thats what i got
Do wins in a row increase the rank gain? I've won like 3-4 in a row and it's a slow grind...
>5-4 in plaments so far
Fucking kill me
its happening againplayed 2131 :(
Anons were right about the trench, it fucking sucks
How do I get out?
>>153720538
>>153721012
If this post ends in 1 or 2, Balderich
If this post ends in 3 or 4, Sharkbait
If this post ends in 5 or 6, Hayseed
If this post ends in 7 or 8, Jester
If this post ends in 9 or 0, B.Va
>>153718749
Fuck reaper everytime I'm hog everywhere I go there's a reaper melting me from behind
Did they do a soft reset or hard reset for this season?
>>153721102
>miles better
>ass isnt even visable
>not blue
>>153720669
How do you cope with not being good enough to carry? I'll never rise the ranks playing with retards.
you have n seconds to name a single hard counter to reaper
>>153721098
>aco
I don't think I'm going to get very many non-lewd images from there, anon.
>yeah we do
what? there's nothing stopping us from making a new thread, and the old threads get deleted
why do I keep seeing people say junkrat has 10 ammo now?
>>153721217
>tumblr "art"
Delete this
>>153721341
He has 10 ammo now? Damn haven't played it since they only updated it for consoles today.
>>153721191
Fuck hog everytime I'm reaper everywhere I go there's a hog hooking and oneshotting me
>>153721310
McCree. Reaper is only effective at 5m.
>>153720669
Matching sprays.
>>153720080
I pretty much went Lucio all the time and Zarya.
>>153721217
Is this The Secret Show?
>>153721412
No, he still has 5. Not sure where the 10 ammo thing came from.
>>153721475
Wait meant to say 10m. Reaper's guns have falloff between 11m to 20m.
>>153720669
>>153721310
McCree flashbangs and 2 shots him just like any sub 300 HP character.
>>153721310
Widowmaker
who here top 500 in US
placed at 3300, how'd I do
>solo que comp
>matched against a 6 man premade over 300 FUCKING LEVELS ABOVE US
What the fuck is this matchmaking nigger
FAIR
AND
BALANCED
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/50s0vo/please_explain/?sort=confidence
>>153721225
i wanna fug this
>>153721479
What are the chances of Pharah being Ana and Jack's kid? I give it a 40% chance.
>>153721717
welcome to the top 1-4 % fellow epic g4mer
do I need to be top 500 when it ends, or just get top 500 once?
>>153721745
Delicious Genji tears
>>153720821
i guess?
i just dont want to solo queue man it's horrible
>>153720669
Jack the farm boy is a little shy.
>tfw it's so much more fun to spam chat with the word filter than it was before
>>153721810
To be honest I give it a 20% chance mainly because Pharah knows who her dad is. That being said I like the idea of Jack being a surrogate father figure. It makes a more interesting story in my opinion.
PATCH THE FIX HANZO WHEN FUCKING RANDOM HEADSHOTS AND ARROWS AND RYUUGA WAGATEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF EVERY 2 MINUTES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>potg is mercy reviving the entire team you just slaughtered
>>153721992
Why is Ana's young skin buyable with coins, but 76's is only available in the jew edition that comes with useless crap?
>>153721215
Soft, your hidden mmr is used as seeding for placements.
if you are not at least diamond rank you are not allowed to post in the thread
>5 wins in a row
>only now starting to get increased mmr gain
>only 43
>>153722221
You act like posting on this thread is a good thing
>>153722176
>potg is torb standing in a corner hammering his well played spray
>>153722312
this
also gold is already top 10%, proves how much this game is for casuals
>>153722392
>POTG is Torb lying dead while his turret racks kills
>>153720490
Can't she cuddle and hug my penis?
>>153722463
>POTG is Torb looking at Widow's ass and jacking off with his hammer
>>153722548
>potg is bastion sitting in a corner and mowing down the entire enemy team without even moving the cursor
WHY DID THIS GAME QUEUE ME WITH FUCKN NON ENGLISH SPEAKERS GODDAMNIT
>>153722312
are you telling me you are a bronze
I don't even want to play matches i queue for, I just want to stay in skirmish
>>153722441
what game isn't for casuals? seems like every game is being made accessible to casuals
>>153722548
>POTG is Symmetra taking a shit on the street while her teammates use her teleporter
>>153715550
>admitting to being a group queue shitter
everyone knows group queues are retards who want a leg up but have no actual game sense
>>153722176
>potg is bastion aiming at door while your team walks in straight line towards their death
>>153720996
>>153721103
once again, i get two faggots that refuse to change off hanzo and genji for my last placement match.
>>153722548
>POTG is Mei throwing her ult into the middle of a highly contested point and head shoting every shitter in sight
A-MEI-ZING
>>153722707
hey! chill out!
>comp
>everyone insta-locks heros
>always forced to play lucio so we don't get rekt
y-you gotta believe!
>>153722196
I know! I wish they were legendaries. I wouldnt feel like a giant faggot for wearing my origins skin for Pharah.
>>153720994
It's been confirmed the free golden gun rank is Grandmaster
bastion is the thinking man's main.
>tfw 5-5 placements
Fuck me. I really wanted to place at 3000 so I didn't have to play this shitty game any more this season
>>153722576
because you play worse than the ruskies
>>153722754
Cold as ice!
>>153722754
You got iced!
>>153722576
This really pisses me off.
Communication is a huge part of this game, I make the effort to communicate, and it's fucking useless when sometimes as many as half of my team are non-English speakers.
They're almost always Koreans.
The other team has players that all at least have English names, so I can assume they are at least able to talk to each other.
>>153722570
One day I saw a Bastion POTG where was sitting on the payload in sentry form, Reaper teleported behind him, he did an instant 180 and snapped to the Reaper's head before even hearing "death comes"
i come from tf2g
Jack has a good point. Same applies with qtmaker. Cut your hair sluts!
>>153720994
Probably master, since it's the same as 65
>>153722776
Nice sauce nigger
>>153722764
>>always forced to play lucio so we don't get rekt
No one is forcing you to do anything you fucking idiot.
It's a video game, play it however you fucking want. Be whoever you want. Who fucking cares?
>>153722920
>what is team comp?
>>153722913
Literally on the official website
>>153722920
haha, you're being a retard ironically. I do this as well, but in the actual game
Fuck this retarded Play of the Game shit, I'm sick of even trying. I'll never beat Junkrat, D.Va, Torb, Hanzo, or Bastion.
>>153722776
>>153723020
Well shit. Now I feel silly for buying 2 gold guns already instead of saving my points. Assumed it would be easy as shit to get a free gold gun again
>>153723009
>what is "i paid for this game so if I want to play Phara, I'll play fucking Phara"?
>>153723115
Try playing Widow, you literally want to die.
>>153722795
You need to get 3250 tho
>>153723149
retard
>>153723126
It still shouldn't be that hard. Season 2 is running 1 month longer than Season 1 this time around so there's more time
>>153721846
get to top 500 once and you'll get the rewards at the end even if you drop back out of the 500
>>153723115
>I'll never beat Junkrat, D.Va, Torb, Hanzo, or Bastion.
How is that anyone's fault but yours?
>>153723149
Then don't complain when you keep losing, shitter.
>>153722636
>Symmetra taking a shit on the street
Lol
YEAH DUDE ITS NOT ME ITS MY TEAM AND THIS IS THE CASE EVERY SINGLE MATCH
I SWEAR IM NOT A BADDIE
Which Zenyatta skin do I buy
>>153723236
Well yeah, but I was planning on just getting high enough to get a free gun then quitting.comp
I might be able to hit master if I get lucky, but I pretty much belong in diamond.
>>153723249
I don't complain when I lose tho. I never said I do.
>>153723225
Why would you pay for a game that you don't get to enjoy?
>>153723242
thxs
>>153723246
Because most of the characters I mentioned can sit in a corner and get POTG with little effort.
>>153723337
Ascendant
>>153723337
Sunyatta
>>153723407
Then you should play better than them.
You lazy shit.
>>153715874
fuck you
>get a near team wipe as Pharah with my Ult
>POTG is McCree killing 3 people with Deadeye
>>153723415
i feel like the fact that i prefer harmonious puts me in a weird minority
i like my construction-bot-turned-monk skin
>>153723337
Harmonious or Ascendant. The legendaries are overrated. Gold balls look great with Harmonious.
>>153723492
deadeye is easier to avoid tho
All the crying in this thread has made me want to go on competitive and destroy people with all the characters that you idiots hate.
>>153721310
Pharah. Reaper is a sitting duck for direct hits, in which case she can technically out dps him.
she also doesn't have to be close to do this.
>>153723586
t. bronze bastion main
>>153723586
you're suffering from insecurity issues.
>>153723586
you're welcome to try my man
>>153723492
POTGs are silly. I got this frantic mayhem as my highlight, but POTG was just a Mercy Revive and some healing while the attack was struggling on the first corner.
Post some fun highlights.
>>153723646
I find it's the other way around.
Competitive makes me hate this fucking game
I wanna marry
>>153723728
Buy a new game.
>Don't want to solo queue
>All my friends fucking suck
How is Genji after the nerfs? Still playable or useless?
>>153723815
Barely even nerfed. The ult isn't that good anymore, but basically just as good.
>solo q to 78, and top 500, last season
>placed at 2659 with 5-5 in placements this season
I see the community has actually gotten worse over time. It's incredible how fucking awful people are.
SOLO ONLY QUEUE WHEN
every fucking game I'm matched with 3 drunk douchebag casual-dads and 2 13 year old squeaker memelords against an enemy team of hyper-meta-focused autists, this has happened for 5/5 placement matches so far, god fucking damn it
>>153723754
This is a shitpost. Literally. I would say Widowmaker since she looks like she suffers from anorexia and probably takes one massive shit a month.
>>153723890
6 of my 9 losses this season are from people quitting the match prematurely.
>>153723708
well I basically main pharah and reaper is not a problem for me
I'm obviously not fighting him on koth, but...
>>153723946
get some friends
Team games were a mistake
prove me wrong
>>153723732
BIG FUZZY SIBERIAN BEAR
It's a shame Overwatch has to be such a safe space, I would really love to see the scoreboard in some matches.
>Decide to try second placement match after getting stomped in first
>Lijang Tower
>Ooh got a Gold on my team, should be good
>First in (thanks SSD!), pick Mei
>other players load in
>McCree, Hanzo, Reaper, Genji, Widowmaker
>Widowmaker goes "someone heal"
>Still got hero select timer
>pic
First time I've quit out of a ranked game, and god damn I feel I dodged a bullet
>>153720403
What else do they talk about aside from 76 getting pumped?
>>153723890
I don't play this game to aim pixel perfectly, or make autistically elaborate strategies. I play to prefire corners as Hanzo.
What are the three most common asian nationalities that play on NA?
I am considering learning a few simple phrases so I can tell these fuckers to get on the point
>>153720669
reminder that zen is an offensive hero that can heal and not a healer
>>153724139
Korean, korean and korean
>>153724174
best zen skin
>>153724168
I'm not a footfag but this is pretty hot.It looks so intimate
>>153722913
master is 70 boyo
>>153724212
>2016
>not being a footfag
How do you live with yourself?
Anyone else kinda want to play the maps we have in different times of the day? I feel like it could be maximum comfy.
>Anubis and Hanamura at night
>Dorado in the morning
>King's Row on a rainy afternoon
>Route 66 at dusk
>>153724139
Chinks, gooks and rice niggers
>>153723815
Literally unchanged. Only thing thats different is you have to dash in then pop ult, not pop ult then go in.
>>153724186
Singapore logs in to US servers
>>153713923
>Want to play Widowmaker
>get fucked up the ass each game to enemy Hanzo or anything that can just wiggle around like a spastic faggot
>play Hanzo
>everything is dead
Is there a reason for buffing Hanzo back into being OP as fuck and Widow being complete trash in comparison? Hanzo is way too easy to play for how much shit he can fuck up.
>>153724286
>2016
>he's not into anal vore and reverse digestion
Lmaoing at your life
undefined sucks
>>153723976
>>153723321
I swear it's true some days tho
But it's cause you're tilted and you can't coach your team to not be retards properly
>yfw playing zarya with full charge, Mercy dmg boost, and nanoboosted.
I AM BECME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
>like playing offense
>play defense
>kick the shit out of the other team
>"oh boy now its my turn!"
>enemy team leaves, game closes down, then you are forced into Illios
Anyone got the image comparing the old ranks to the new ones
Is zenyatta still viable this meta?
>>153724339
>Halloween update puts in these changes and small atmospheric changes like pumpkin lanterns everywhere for lighting, monster props, autumn leaves, and other event decoration
>>153724540
Yes. Solo damage buff overrides the discord orb nerf.
>>153724540
Zenyatta is still an essential pick. You want a Zenyatta and a Lucio/Mercy/Ana
>>153724386
That's just weird anon
>>153724585
>unlock special skins and emotes that are only available during this event!
>these can only be used during the event and on maps that are effected by the event!
It's ok when TF2 does it, so it should be fine for OW!
>>153724339
>Every map at high noon
>>153714848
Does any other pervert like me think SFM is going to go mainstream soon? I think its ready to get a 1 million dollar Brazzers budget and be about Pixar quality and about 20 minutes long.
The only catch is if they are allowed to use actually vidya game characters or not.
Could make a huge killing on all the VR coming out, then hackers will steal these models and then we can simply change the faces and have our own virtual Overwatch harem!
>>153724671
What's your play style? I usually hide behind tanks or try to snipe
>>153724540
>now flings basketballs
Everybody was too busy worrying about Hanzo and Mei that they forget the TRUE projectile king
>>153724763
Only if the source engine itself gets updated to look less shitty
>>153724062
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Soldier:_76/Quotes
>>153724774
Not him but I do what you do, except hanging back a few meters in case someone drops in
I am the flank guarder basically who shotcalls
>>153723815
ignore the shitters, his ult is even worse than reaper's now and pretty much anything that made him potentially useful has been nerfed
>can't dash through traps
>can't escape on par with tracer
>can't even force any ults unless the team is within 5 meters of each other
he's even more outclassed by mcree than he was before. even zen is better at offense than genji post nerf.
What is wrong with this child
What kind of absolute horseshit is letting stacks go against a completely solo players in placement matches?
>>153724993
too much dew does bad things to a developing brain
>>153724993
>>153724774
Zen is squishy as all fuck, so yeah, you want to stay behind your teammates.
Use your discord orbs to "mark" high level threats (flankers, tanks, ect).
Fling your destruction orbs from range at targets or targets that are marked.
Just had a match with a older sounding woman who played nothing but mercy and had a gold staff. She was literally the tough but fair mom of the group scolding the tanks for running behind her and it was amazing.
>die
>pick up drink
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>>153725160
gook
>>153725026
The alternative is probably waiting another four minutes for a match
>>153713495
>Last night my group had great placement matches and won 5 out of 7 of them
>Last 3 placements were KotH and Eichenwalde
>Lose both KotHs, Win the Eichenwalde
>Get placed into High Gold
Fucking end me now. KotH is the worst mode ever
>>153724212
I like how both of there costumes look like they put sentimental clothing items on top of practical protection. Like soldier 76 has a 80s jacket over a bullet proof vest and Ana still wears her tattered overwatch trench coat over her bullet proof vest. Plus they both like stealing Mercy's Biotic tech which is nice.
If you don't use mic in comp you need to stop playing
>>153724746
>Server detects a client's timezone
>If it is 12 on the dot and they are playing McRee, they are instantly put into Deadeye mode
>>153724376
>>153725160
Those are some weird-ass but interesting as fuck typography choices.
>>153725292
I'd rather wait that long. If it's meant to show individual skill it's retarded that people can just steamroll over another team just because they have better communication.
post healslut
>>153724943
>ana says something flirty
>Hur dur i'm a soldier
Why is Jack so autistic? She's better off with Gabriel
>>153725502
Maybe she only likes career minded men?
>>153725239
You can't stop learning Japanese just to play Overwatch anon.
>>153725502
>ana says something flirty
>IM NOT A PSYCHOPATH
doubt it
>>153725583
Killing overwatch agents is a career
>>153725691
Well, i can now see how the three were best friends. Ana was the normie who kept those two idiots anchored
>>153725502
Maybe Ana caused him to drop his >>153725583
spaghetti. Plus I thought it was cute. He trusts her so much that he told her at some point that he was apart of an illegal top secret us military project.
>leave a game
>wait 30 seconds
>requeue into the same game
>tfw the Genji nerfs didn't matter to you at all
I never full combo'd anyway, just because i'm a lazy piece of shit, and the ult change just means I can't chase down that fifth kill as leisurely as before. All this nerf means is I can't triple jump and shitters won't take my main.
Thanks, Kaplan.
Widow's small tits ruin her desu
>>153725131
*he used to be
he's just as survivable as 76 now, if not more so because discord
>>153723492
>friendly Mei ults
>run through the alps popping head as Tracer
>quad fucking kill
>POTG is an ulting enemy Bastion firing blindly (and missing) into Zarya's ult killing 3
>>153726094
>being a pleb
Why does it take hitting escape 3-5 times after you lose a match to open up the menu after you lose or win a game?
>>153726271
Your computer is shit
I wish they'd show you a number of how much you lose or win per game.
>>153726380
nope
>>153724378
Widowmaker exists solely to be shitterbait.
All the "elite snipers" pick her, constantly lose, and tank their rank to keep them out of the way of everyone who actually plays the game.
At least in theory, anyway
>>153726458
>i5
>16gb ram
>1070
You must be poor. Get a new computer
>>153724378
widow is counter hanszo
if you cant out aim a guy shootign projectiles youre garbage
Is Pharah viable now?
>>153726713
Only if the enemy team doesn't have a competent hitscan hero.
>>153726713
zen and mccree are still good so no
>>153726713
Shes viable as a wife
>>153726713
Only if you've got a Mercy up your ass and there's no Zenyatta on the enemy team
>>153726713
>>153726774
This, or if you target the hitscan her first. All the hitscan characters and zen have low ass mobility, getting the first shot on them means you'll get the kill.
>playing zen, we also have a mercy
>genji jumps on me
>mercy just tries to healing me as I die
>genji kills me and he's on 10HP
>mercy flies away to another teammate
fucking what
>>153727072
You're lucky they even attempted to save you. Most of the time my team just watches as I get slaughtered.
>>153726891
They might as well have Pharah be In her bra and panties because her power armor certainly doesn't offer her any protection.
The next hero better not be another senior citizen. I think we have enough.
>be mei
>match starts
>shoot a random ice pick at front gate
>kill a tracer before Athena can even finish saying "defend the objective"
Feels ameizing man
>>153727161
>Bring a Zarya down to a bar of HP
>She bubbles
>All my teammates stop shooting her except me, she slips away into an enemy transcendence
>>153724378
>that perfectly timed explosion
I can't believe Hanzo's fucking dead
>Enemy plays Mei
>Tanky unkillable bitch that can freeze you from six miles away
>I play Mei
>Get dropped by a slight breeze and everybody is out of range of the freeze gun
>>153727190
Unless its another daddy.
>>153726458
>1070
>144hz 1440p
>not 1080?
what
its barely 300 dollars more dude
>>153727318
>Reinhardt x 76
>>153727161
>her power armor certainly doesn't offer her any protection.
especially frommy raging boner and eternal lust
>tfw you flawlessly predict where Tracer is going to rewind to and instagib her
>>153726094
this
Breasts should be big.
>>153725386
>>153727397
So many years yet I know not the origin of that image
>>153726094
>implying her itty bitty titties don't accentuate her lovely blueberry butt
shit taste tbqh famigliana
With the brawl being a lot more fun than QP and feeling more like comp, we can safely say that no hero limit is the thing that's shitting up QP. I wouldn't remove it, just trying to identify the culprit. Funny how the mode which is the result of a hotfix is so much better than the one they designed from the start.
>>153727446
DE. LETE. THIS.
>>153727526
It's a father waking up his son.
>>153726094
ass > shit > tities
>>153726094
Women with smaller tits tend to have better looking asses/vaginas.
t. porn addict
>some Lucio player complains about his team at the end of a match
>he gets a commendation for 17% healed and everyone immediately makes fun of him
>>153727560
Where is this family? Are there other records of this father waking up his son?
how did self appointed god king of /owg/ enumbre place?
>>153727190
No we don't. We need more old people
>>153726094
>best tits in the game (tied with Devil Mercy)
>ruining Widowmaker
You what sempai?
>>153726094
Mei's big tits are the icing on the best girl cake
>>153713385
Anyone else doing competitive for the first time? I was scared to do it during season 1 and I had no idea how much better it was compared to quick play. We have 2 healers, tanks and good dps every game. In my second placement match I did better than ever as Pharah, got 42 eliminations because a Mercy was damage boosting me the whole time. Zarya would call out ults and we would combo our shit together and team kill beautifully. I am never going back to that shithole called quick play
>>153727318
>reinnardt in dva's shirt
>76 in kucio's
What's going on here?
>>153727731
They're fanboys. Rein even asks D.Va for her autograph in spawn.
>>153723242
Don't they enable top 500 rewards at the last few weeks? Or can I secure the rewards by grinding hard this week?
>keep getting absolutely fucked game after game
please help me
>>153727709
>fat Pharah
DELET
>>153727901
git gud
>Torbjorn has a voice line for moving the payload
>Blizzard actually supports a scenario where Torbjorn is on attack
Absolute madmen.
>>153727863
You have to have 50 games under your belt for it to count, but you can hit top 500 at any point.
>>153727969Symmetra On Payload Attack.
>>153728016
Teleporter on the payload!
Does Symmetra like dick?
>>153727969
>anon is too shit at Overwatch to be good as Torbjorn on attack
Absolute casual.
>>153721063
You put your heart out on a line and nobody Even tries to add you
>>153723646
Complete utter bullshit. Even at max jump height reaper is dealing hitscan damage at an equal pace to pharah coz lol pellets can crit. Not to mention reaper has get out of jail free with wraith and extra hp to boot. His ult also has laughably huge vertical height so much so that if everyone in a point was to hit their evade ability before a reaper ult, only pharah would die. Next to roadhog (i.e my hook is a dedicated AA cannon and mcmeme, reaper is tied for best anti air defense.
>>153728107
>Implying Symm wears her combat gear when home alone with booze
This is shit.
>>153727969
>Losing the ground you take
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>153728159
>console
>>153728160
>reaper
>short range character
>good at anti air defence
>>153728107
Symmetra has the demenor of a rich bitch ojousama.
She probably gets off on men kissing her boots.
mei gf irl?
>>153727709
looks so cute
>>153728274
He said Reaper deals as much damage as Pharah.
>>153726094
>putting nasty cow udders on a beautiful French queen with modest chest and nice ass
Gross senpai.
>>153728334
Have you been to China? There's a lot more annoying scientists who think they're funny than you'd think.
>>153728365
He literally said Reaper is an anti-air character, when in 90% of duels, Pharah would win easily
>>153728451
>putting nasty cow udders on a beautiful French queen with modest chest and nice ass
That sounds like a really great idea actually.
>>153728451
>not noire
How do I identify if someone is in a group with another player?
>>153728652
there'll be a white line connecting grouped players' icons and a white line next to them before comp games
>Lost 8 placement matches, won 2.
>Got placed at 2,500
woah. so this...is the power.......of solo queue
I realized that i only play decent D.va and its no good i need to practice something else, do i put more time in zarya or soldier?
Is soldier better after the patch?
>>153728690
How about in Quick Play?
>>153728578
that looks so much worse than usual
>be playing Lucio
>switch to speed boost and amp it up when when enemy ults
>get called out for not healing during ults
>tell them my heal can't make up for the damage
>get shit on because they say i don't boost it
Reminder that we're all suffering from "Avoid this player" being removed from the game.
>>153728274
>fuckhuge reticle
>hitscan
>high ROF, melee cancelable reload
>pellets in the FUCKHUGE reticle can crit
>you can literally land both a foot and a headshot in the same shot for lol double damage.
A roadhogs hook can sometimes be duked by flying perpendicular. Mcmeme..well. but reaper can have a horrid aim and still deal serious damage. Ontop of everything else hes got going for him
>>153728771
the former is visible when holding tab / at hero select in all game modes.
>Accidentally bought overwatch
>No way to refund
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153727446
>>153728807
I can't imagine someone actually being stupid enough to do that.
>>153728772
Leave. Never return to my kingdom.
>tfw having to babysit as zarya because healer placements still aren't fixed and you have no other way to climb the ladder reliably
How many matches will it take to grind out a super tacky weapon this season my dudes?
>>153728861
okay, but I'm taking widowmaker with me
>>153728496
Pharah needs to land 3 perfect shots on a reaper using one of the slowest projectiles in the game for a solo kill on a reaper. Reaper can just wraith away or get free health orbs whenever. Or just wraith form pharah till she floats 2 feet lower from max height and lol2shot
>>153728795
You understand that his pellets have spread, right? You understand that I could stay completely still as Pharah in midair and get hit for 10 with every single shot from Reaper's shotguns, right?
The only situation a Reaper has an advantage on Pharah is when all her shit is on cooldown, then Reaper is probably the most favoured
>>153726695
>Widow counters Hanzo
>>153714881
mfw when I get it three times in a row all for mercy ults.
>>153728909
>Zarya will never squeeze the cum from your dick and balls with her large, well-manicured, powerful hand
>Zarya will never smother you with her incredible mass
>>153728978
>Generic anime girl antagonist laugh
Symmetra confirmed for watching anime; possible weeb.
>>153728962
Reaper doesn't have much mobility (besides his Wraith form). Once that's gone, Pharah can have a field day with her rockets. A Reaper will not snipe a Pharah out of the sky unless she has <20 health
/wowg/ is being gay, so I'll ask here.
Legit question, if I buy a bnet card from walmart, use the code, then take it back to walmart saying that it says it wasn't a valid code and contacting blizz customer support said the card wasn't activated at the register and to return it, would they give me a new card? Would walmart have any way of checking if it was activated? Would they just rescan the card and claim it's active, or just give me a new one? If they gave me a new card, would they have any way of retroactively disabling the card and invalidating the bnet balance?
>>153728973
How high do you think pharah jumps? Unless you conc mine jump reaper will be shitting out serious damage more and more as you slowly fall. You need to bring your accuracy. He doesnt.
>>153728958
That's fine. This thread is for actual breasts only.
>>153728978
>she sees your pathetic half-erect cock
>>153717959
Best skin
>>153729119
.....
>>153729131
Her shift ability goes high enough to deal damage to get Reaper to use his wraith form and piss off (unless the Pharah is garbage), at which point the Pharah will have covered enough distance to keep him in check without him posing a serious threat, or the Reaper just fucks off and does something else.
>>153729205
>half-erect
You underestimate my power!
>>153729095
Reaper fires nearly 3x as fast as you. He also has a near perpetual supply of free health laying around. A floating pharah is one of the easiest things to hit. That and lol pellet crit. At 10m vertical reaper will kill you first most times. He can unload 6 shots before you get the 3 required to kill him.
>>153726713
ANAL IDOL
so when is widowmaker getting buffed
>>153729324
he's probably an american that doesn't understand how much distance 10 meters is
>>153729324
>He can unload 6 shots before you get the 3 required to kill him.
And he does a grand total of 60 damage, yeah? What kind of Pharahs have you been up against that makes you unironically think that Reaper hard counters Pharah?
>>153729324
because everyone knows that reaper can jump as high as pharah can fly. duh
ggez
>>153729265
Reapers wraith will outlast the 2 or 3 seconds your height negates his damage enough to matter, assuming he didnt shoot you at all beforehand youre now in kill range with only a concussive mine and no boost.
>>153729394
>circlejerking
Oh so you're a redditor. Really makes you think
>>153729303
Don't try it!
>>153729114
>>153728978
this fucking man face geeeeeezeeeee
what the fuck is wrong with the designers
>10/10 booty
>thiccccc delicious thigs
>butterface
FUCK
>>153729471
But Reaper's pellets also have horizontal falloff, anon
>>153729394
Reapers dropoff starts past 10m.
>hitting headshots on a discorded roadhog as zenyatta
squeal, fat one
>>153729535
All Indian girls look like ayylmaos.
why does everyone in the overwatch cast hate junkrat?
>>153729535
>>153729583
I never understood why people think Symmetra has a butterface/manface. I think she's cute, especially in comparison to a lot of other Indian women
>>153729535
>>153729535
It's the jawline. For a woman with a jawline like her's, I think she looks very attractive.
>>153729404
>reaper doing 60 damage
>with 6 shots
Outside 20m maybe. Go try the practice range. It has range markers
I can take the wanna be mlg snipers.
I can take the Anas.
I can take the full DPS no tank team comps.
But what I can't take is a cowardly ass Rein who never walks forward through the chokepoint.
How good is 1900 rating?
I think i did very well tbqh
>>153729803
pacing back and forth with my shield is helping!!!!!!!!!!!!! damage blocked card at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else hate how competitive mode basically locks you into using certain characters? Would rather play quickplay, but all my friends want to do competitive mode.
what's your guys opinion of the new map? seems pretty bad imo
>>153729837
I hate to break it to you...but that is awful.
>>153729870
it's an automatic win if you're on defense basically
>>153729870
Played three times. Defense won every match.
>>153729870
>Add a million side rooms
>99% of them are literally useless
>platinum despite winning only 4 games
Thank you Hana.
>>153729942
>>153729951
i thought i was just bad but this was my experience as well.
>>153729073
Nah, she watches Indian Soap Operas
>>153729601
Jealousy. They all wish they were best boy.
>>153729856
you can play literally any character in competitive you would in quick play, you just can't abuse stacks.
if you feel like you can't play characters you want to because you're performing super poorly with them "because competitive", you might want to analyze whether or not you're good enough with the character for a higher skill environment, or whether or not the hero is useful for the current objective or team dynamic.
basically, if you're a mediocre [insert hero here, let's go with bastion as a good example] you can still get away with it in quick-play, but in competitive people are going to counter you or outsmart you unless you're at or near their level / aided by your team.
no hero is useless in competitive. i mean except widowmaker unless you're really really good but if you're good enough to excel as widow you should probably play ana.
>>153729803
>Playing as Reinhardt in new map
>first chokepoint
>patiently wait until most of my team have ults up, start slowly lumbering deeper
>enemy Reinhardt uses firestrike
>"HAMMER DOWN!"
>go inside whacking my hammer back and forth
>die
>look at the killing cam of enemy soldier
>my whole team was still sitting ducks before the choke
>Lucio: "Why did you push reinhardt!?"
>One Draw
>Three Losses
>One Win
I can't believe I'm going to wind up placing in Silver.
>started my big Friday off bad
>play some Legion after work and lvl up my main
>take a break
>decide to play some ranked placement matches because I havent played Overwactch since comp has ended and I like playing Overwatch/ranked, win one match lose three matches.
>play two matches as mercy, win one as a mercy loose the other two as mercy/solider
>I'll never amount to anything in my mortal coil
>FeelsBadMan
I'm just trying to do better this season and really sad right now
>fug
>>153729870
I've only ever won on offence once.
The castle is a fucking roadblock
>>153730038
You can play any hero, but your chances are better if you just follow the meta of lucio/zen/two tanks/two attack
There really are heroes that are useless in competitive, or are heavily outclassed. I would rather take a McCree over a Pharah any day simply because McCree is objectively better. You really are restricted into using certain characters to optimize your chances of winning.
Anyone else still bored with Overwatch even after the update?
New map is shit too, that first chokepoint under the archway is fucking cancer.
>>153729774
Alright, I see your point. 10m is much closer than I thought it would be. I don't think a Pharah would typically be as close as 10 metres (especially in midair) unless she had no movement options
At 20m I did about 45 damage with 6 shots
AHHH MY FRIEND, WHICH IS ALSO STANDING AROUND.. THERE'S GLORY TO BE WON!
>new map is bad
>stomp win
>zen thinks he can solo heal
>stomp lose
>fair win
>stomp lose
I'm going to get a poverty rank even though I got gold kills/damage as a tank and half my kills were in one streak
>>153730112
hmm, bad post.
>>153729535
Don't blame the designers, blame the race.
>>153730202
It's the truth, sorry if the truth is bad for you, but if you think "you can use any hero you want" in competitive is better than following the meta then you're wrong.
Mercy is back.
The amount of rezzes I toss around is giving me flash backs to Mercy's glory days. Not quite the same but pretty damn close.
>>153730268
sorry, quickplay is just fucking garbage, dude. i literally couldn't stand playing while comp was gone.
>>153714530
>>153714679
http://pocketomi.deviantart.com/art/Sombra-x-Athena-Rule-34-631125234
>>153730038
>you can play literally any character in competitive you would in quick play
Let me just play that Symmetra on attack then.
DIAMOND GIRLS WW@
>>153730290
I wonder if they are going to nerf her ulti again. I hope Mercy fags will scream loud enough that they will nerf Ana's ulti regen too if that happens.
>>153730378
If you can flank undetected and/or get nanaboost her laserchainsaw fucking wrecks
Also gotta love putting your balls in the faces of a Bastion/Rein combo
>>153730378
i do this alot, its fun and i win most the time :)
REAL SOLOQ FUCKING WHEN? I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS GARBAGE RANKED MATCHMAKING, LAST MATCH I HAD A FUCKING BASTION IN KOTH AND WE WERE ALL R60+
>>153730378
What the fuck does that have to do with competitive? Are you acting like quick play is somehow structurally different enough that symmetra on attack is magically smart or viable there? don't play dumb.
>>153730268
Ok man go have fun in quick play with 3 snipers and Lucio because we all know that's the superior game mode because you get to be arbitrarily "freer" to make retarded ass team comps in the apparently.
>Open crate
>See two gold
>Odile Widowmaker skin and 500 creds
Regal or Utopaea Symm skin?
>>153730497
I do it too on quickplay and I do have fun with it, but if you think that picking Symmetra on attack is better than picking Genji/Tracer/McCree/Reaper then that's just dumb.
>>153730527
And how would soloq help to solve that?
>looking back at my achievements.
>got group health plan on a koth match the first day the game came out.
how naive was i? now i have to play Lucio every fucking koth.
>>153730529
Are you retarded. What the fuck are you talking about, do you have any idea of what's going on.
>>153730527
>everyone doesn't pick the meta so matchmaking is stupid!
>i want every game to have pro players that pick meta so i can get carried to rank 100 and quit the game
>>153730587
Less losses when you get paired with fuccboi and his 2 pals who just want to have fun vs a 4 man group that plays together to climb like mad.
>tfw don't give a shit about ranks and stuff like that
>i just do it because the games aren't a joke like qp
>gold guns are a bonus
Feels good to be a casual
>be generic overwatch shitter
>complain on the thread about a recently lost match to vent my emotions (sensitive)
yall never change
>when some doesn't pick Tracer/McCree/Genji/Reaper/D.Va/Winston/Zarya/Reinheardt/Lucio/Zenyatta in competitive
>>153730759
I don't play these characters, but depending on the situation Hanzo, Mei and Junkrat are useable. They are niche picks though, obviously, and there should never be more than one.
>>153730759
>when they pick those heroes but lack the mechanical skill to use them
Now what?
Placement matches is one hell of a fucking ride. Soloqed as zenyatta for 5/5 3 of lost matches we had leavers on our side and the other two were attack bastion+widowmaker.
Placed 2513, better start grinding to come out of that shithole
>>153730835
>reaper lucio dva winston
>skill
>>153730759
I always pick soldier :3
>>153730587
You rank is based on your performance alone, so if you get gold regularly (and other factors) you should rank higher than your team
>>153730628
Wasn't even a good map for Bastion, fuck off you r40 shitter
>new skins for only one character
>no new comp points rewards
At least there are the new emotes i guess.
I just lost a match against a 4 man with 3 lvl200 a lvl 400 and a lvl500 in a premade
I'm level 170 and there was a >100 on my team, thanks blizz
blizzard had better not be fucking pussies about banning leavers from the season. i am so fucking done with losing matches over it.
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>>153730759
>d.va in comp
>ever
Nigger no, current meta meme is Zarya/Rein/Ana with lucio on attack and mercy on defense. People never fucking learn that Zarya is D.Va's counter because her defense matrix does fuckall to stop her rape beam. If your team is grouped, D.Va is nothing more than a very mild annoyance at best because she can't pick anyone off and just flies around like an idiot all match.
>>153729489
is mercy viable in the meta or is zenyatta/lucio combo still too strong?
>the only DPS worth playing are all from the USA
Fucking American devs I tell you what.
What's platinum equivalent to in last season ranks
>hanzo rounds corner
>instantly dead
HHAHAHAHAHAH WOW THANKS BLIZZARD I SURE MISSED BEING SNIPED BY HANZO LOGS ALL THE TIME WEW
>>153731046
>>153731012
Yeah there's McCree and....uh......
>>153731008
People keep asking this in every fucking ow thread. Yes the zen/lucio is still strong. Mercy is only viable in shitter ranks.
>>153731027
~40
>>153731046
But they made his arrows small didn't they?
>>153731027
Divide your current rank by 50, faggot.
>>153731003
Isn't D.Va actually used in the meta? She was one of the heroes that actually didn't get like a 0% play rate.
>>153731138
no bully pls
thank you
why dont you use zarya
Will they ever buff her? What's the point of having a dedicated sniper character if she's going to be completely outclassed by an anime villain?
>>153730943
>Bastion is never good! Not even pros use Bastion ever! Pro are the staple of what hero to choose and not choose!
>>153731156
Not for S2. She's F-Tier again because of her nerf and only shitters use her now.
The best pics are Zarya and Rein, with Ana shoving her nanoboost up rein's ass any chance she gets while Zarya takes the free 50 charge as he runs around with the rape hammer.
Of course to counter that comp all you do is go Winston and Rein and not shoot the shields, but people are fucking retarded.
>>153731138
>got placed 62 last season
>get places 54 this season
reeee
>>153731138
Or multiply the first two numbers by two.
>>153731314
That's like a really weak zarya game dude. You should have at least 23+ kills as her on average to not be shit.
>>153720297
Sure. I have a group I play with and sometimes we need 1 guy. Add me: IdiotOdor#1536
>>153731329
Where is this list of the tiers? Genuinely curious, never heard anyone saying Ana was good now.
>>153731138
>solo queued during s1 and got to 83
>s2 starts
>solo queue again, get placed at gold
Okay, well time to kill myself.
>>153731314
Because as stupid as it might sound i cant fucking track with that laser, i can track fine with tracer and soldier and d.va but not that shit,
it feels like if i am a bit close i cant do any damage at all.
>>153731123
They made the projectiles like 17% bigger or some shit like that
>>153731329
>muh rock paper scissors
This game is not for you, shitter.
>>153730902
You still need to have situational awareness and shit with most of these. Like when you hear high noon or see that Zarya charging suspiciously boldly at your group as D.Va, you need to know where to charge with your shield/put your shield asap.
You need to keep around your teammates and know when to break it down as Lucio. You would be surprised at the amount of Lucios ulting pointlessly for themselfs or when there's no need only for the team to get wiped by genji second later.
Sure, i guess it's not at the same level like having McRee with aim bot tier accuracy, but you can still be shit at these heroes pretty easily.
>>153731316
Probably not too many people cried about getting sniped yet Blizz buffed Hanzo. I just want quicker scoping for Widow that's at least as fast as Ana's.
>>153731004
>>153731475
yes but they also reduced his arrow size by 33%
>>153731314
I do, it gets boring playing her 24/7 though
Whose golden gun did you buy, /owg/? I went withAna.
>>153731573
Sombra
>>153731573
McCree
Can I just not play with groups in Quickplay? I don't want a circlejerk of organized people on either team, whether they help me or kick my ass.
>>153731138
this is so wrong it should be:
1-49: bronze
50-57:silver
58-65:gold
66-74:plat
75-80:diamond
81+:grandmaster
tfw you ship Mei and Genji
tfw no nice art
>>153731740
Any particular reason why? Not trying to be an asshole, I'm genuinely curious.
>>153731740
tfw you ship genji with yourself
tfw no nice art
>watch some battleborn character trailers
>it's like a cheesy cartoon parody of overwatch
>every character is a smug asshole and "totally cuhrayzee XD"
>when kids in a cartoon are playing a videogame, it looks something like this
Are the upvotes mostly from shills or does this actually have a player base?
>>153731735
t. silver-gold player
>>153714086
Block them off.
Unless they're using an ult, you'll notice that they'll die all the time. The only way to save them when the enemy team is better is to wall the enemy off.
Try to wall the enemy off farther away so your team can push the objective, never wall them off close up unless you're really struggling. Use your ult to freeze people in close areas where they can't escape or on the objective, try and time your ult with someone like 76. Always go for Genji, never right click him unless he's just deflected. Feel free to solo ult him if he's ulting too.
Most Mei players are awful though. So good luck trying to get rid of the stigma.
BONUS WALLING TIP.
Wall off all turrets and bastions, people will call you a cunt for walling something off but let them know there's a turret behind the wall and you can take it out.
>>153731735
>this is what sub-plat players actually believe
>>153731772
I think they're cute together and it's like forbidden love. I think their personalities are a good match too. Mei deserves better than some homeless vermin, she needs a classy ninjer man.
Also, Mei's icy cold hands can only be appreciated by an omnic or a cyborg ninja :3c
>>153731819
>>153731915
I don't get it, what is wrong with it?
Aren't most of the population supposed to be in bronze and silver? because all are between 30-60
what is wrong with >>153731735?
as a Tracer main, why does my card never get any love no matter how well I do? even if I'm the only one of my team's card to display, often my teammates will like the enemy's mercy or rein or some shit.
I realize this is so trivial and shallow but it makes me feel bad
>>153731912
>Wall off all turrets and bastions, people will call you a cunt for walling something off but let them know there's a turret behind the wall and you can take it out.
No, because they'll just say "FUCK YOU I WAS GONNA KILL IT FUCKING MEI"
There is literally no pleasing anyone.
>>153731992
Anons just wanna pretend they're hot shit instead of just above average.
>>153731735
>58-65:gold
>>153732026
I usually respond with: Shoulda killed it then.
People will always call you a cunt, but truth is that if they really were hot shit, you wouldn't have to wall stuff off.
>>153731994
This is just me, but I never feel like Tracers make or break a game. Tracers can go anywhere from completely useless to being an absolute pain in the other teams side, but I never feel like Tracers are the crux if a team.
>>153732184
But....she's on the cover.
What state is Pharah in now? Is McCree or 76 better for defence?
NEW THREAD
>>153732321
>>153732321
>>153731775
Well maybe if you weren't so ugly people would want to draw you
>>153731994
>>153732184
Personally, I feel the same way, in that I never feel like Tracers add much. With 240dps on body shots, you'd think otherwise.
It's possible it's like the genji problem - you're a flanker, so your team never sees you actually put in any work, which effectively means you might as well have done nothing in their eyes.
That being said, I was playing against a good tracer earlier today. She was way better than her team, but even with the work she was putting in, her team didn't get anywhere near the point.
>>153717348
>people who don't shoot reins shield
It's like you want to lose
>>153731316
Who's the anime villain exactly?
so is mercy the new lucio?
>>153733221
lucio is the new lucio
>Lost a placement match because of an afk.
THIS IS FUCKING HORSESHIT.