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COMPETITIVE SEASON 2 IS NOW ON LIVE
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>The 17 Percenter Club
http://amomentincrime.com
hana song
Jamison Fawkes!
sombra
Pharah is the best
>>153632696
MY DICK. I WISH.
Also, I don't know if anybody's noticed but I've been updating the name of the club above the momentincrime link whenever I make the thread.
The game is now worse than it was last patch.
At least season getting 1 shot wasn't an RNG lottery of Hanzo and Mei shitheads and don't get me started on McCree as always he's busted.
Abusingsoldiers
Ana's just like, always fun to play, man.
>>153632860
Yes it was. The projectile nerf didn't hit till mid season. You just blocked out those memories.
>>153632696
Better not be another shitskin
>>153632893
>missed the sleep dart
>>153632998
Why is there so much crossposting with /feg/ memes in this general?Am I not the only one who migrated after Fates?
>>153632835
Autism
Who else here waiting till the last weak of the season to do placements and get ez rank?
>>153633096
Maybe. But it gives me satisfaction.
I also added a link to the latest patch notes this time around.
>go 7-3
>get this
hello?
zenyatta is my #1 fuck buddy
how come there are so many ragers in comp?
>>153633167
For every rager, there are at least 3 incompetent retards. I witnessed this first hand when some guy had an aspie attack over the microphone because people wouldn't listen to his reasonable suggestions (except me because I was thinking the same shit as him)
>4-5 GOLDS EVERY MATCH
>ONLY WIN 4/10
ree
Season 2 is live?
So is it pretty much confirmed we'll get Sombra mid-season?
Now that Mercy is competitively viable is it safe to play her in placement without ragers?
>>153633159
don't play support
>>153632998
I know, feelsbadman. I tried to lead him but I'm not a rock star with the dart.
I'm guessing the only reason PS4 doesn't have the changes is because the PSN was undergoing maintenance earlier today.
E-enjoy b-beta testing f-fags...:::(
Why is Nu Hanzo so fun?
>>153633287
how the hell is that fair?
>>153633231
i just had a game with 4 ragers. one of them had a mic and almost started crying. i had 3 gold medals and 1 bronze as zen. fun game
>2336
Im not going to get to Diamond am I?
>>153633259
more like between season 2 and 3
>>153633316Don't worry, anon. Maybe they'll have it up soon.
>>153633349
You might if you're good. Whatever formula is in place for placements seems fucked right now.
wew fucking lad. I almost missed sudden death for a second.
Post rank.
I got 2751...
Post coach Reyes
>play soldier(TF2)
>play reinhardt instead of pharah
>>153633338
It isn't
>>153633437
2444
Went 4-4-2
Could be worse
>>153633159
Congrats, you're shit but got carried
DO NOT PICK LUCIO WHEN YOU'RE CALIBRATING
YOU WILL GET A LOWER RANK THAN YOU DESERVE BECAUSE BLIZZARD ARE FUCKING MORONS
>>153632616
>I win I lose I win again
>Mercy is still garbage
>>153633575
Is carrying as Rein atleast safe?
>>153633550
or it's because blizzard's algorithm is fucked up and is heavily weighted on damage, time "on fire", and fucking accuracy (LOL)
>>153632953
She's mexican, you bet she's gonna be another delicious chocolate waifu
>>153633575
are all healers screwed or just LucioI', trying to GG with zenyattaand Reaper
>>153633601
Rein is always safe. Get your 'hardt on.
>>153633673
All supports will get lower on average, but Lucio is especially fucked.
Would the Amari family approve of Ana being with a super soldier farm boy from Indiana ?
GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL RUN YOU OVER
PS4 PATCH LIVE GOGOGONah, i'm just foolin'. Just sitting here hitting 'Check for Updates' over and over.
>>153633512
You've got a nice number.
Checked.
>>153633668
WE DONT NEED ANYMORE CHOCOLATE WAIFUS
We already have the best chocolate ever created
>>153633783
Of course - chocolate and vanilla mix well
So no new purchasable rewards besides the old golden guns this season?
>Junkrat, trying to keep pressure up
>See tire at 99%
>Jump behind a pillar and let it rip
>Ride it right over the payload
>Dodge Zarya's beam for a while, think she's about to run out of her barrier
>Blow it up
>Before the explosion fades the barrier is gone
>She's still alive
If I put attack Zarya really close, like inside her barrier, would she still get hurt? Should I ever even ATTEMPT to drive a RIP Tire straight into Zarya's Barrier? I manage to roll one past Rein's shield on occasion but that's because he's a sitting duck and I'm not sure if I should test my luck with it.
>>153633806
Dick, I still fell for it even though I looked a second ago.
I just want Zenyatta to stop ruining the game already.
>mfw didnt expect comp season to start this early
>already made plans to watch Godzilla: Resurgence tomorrow
why
daily reminder that individual performance should not matter in ranking in a team game
>>153633942
That's what happens when you have a normie life.
>>153633446
>>153633783
Probably. They're a family of soldiers.
That said, her husband/Pharah's father isn't Jack. Pharah was already a kid when she joined OW, and I would certainly hope you aren't accusing Ana of being disloyal to her husband.
>>153633942
The real tragedy here is that you're going to watch fucking Godzilla: Resurgence
This might not seem like a big deal, but it's a huge quality of life thing for me. The Player Icons now have labels when you mouse over or select them.
>>153633876
I wonder if Jack showed her the inside of the barn...
What does 65~ equal in the new ranking?
>>153633961
>individual performance should not matter
I wanna see you playing with some random lvl29 with Widow on KOTH.
>>153634021
its a film made by the japs this time around
its gonna be good
r-r-right guys?
>>153633852
The world could always use more10/10 chocolate waifus, you fool
>>153634018
Of course not. She and jack only got together once her husband died
>>153634052
I noticed that, why they didn't have names on them in the first place made zero sense to me.
>>153634052
>have Dive Hog, BMX Reaper and Tennisrat
>use a fucking Starcraft icon
I am legitimately triggered
>>153634018
I'm not. He was probably killed during the Omnic Crisis. She makes no mention of him though which is strange.
>>153634107
Godzilla has never been good.
>>153634056
Multiple it by 50.
So 65 * 50 = 3250
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PS4 PATCH WHEN??
>>153634052
neat
>>153633437
3506
>playoverwatch profile still not updating properly
>all those ranking sites are fucked as well thanks to it
>>153634056
>What does 65~ equal in the new ranking?
they changed how rating works so we don't know yet
once we know the spread you'll be able to convert from top X% in S1 to top X% in S2
just multiplying the number is wrong
>>153634139
I don't really like the look of them as icons, to be honest. I prefer simpler designs.
>>153634052
Also, Reaper's shotgun in his Medal pose got downsized.
>>153633997
Twelve games on Eich and only once has an offense team won.
>>153634114
>>153634146
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/ana/
>"Keep her family... safe".
I'm not sure who family is referring to here, but I don't think it's just her daughter.
>>153634287
>>153633997
>>153633446
what is it with gay guys and working out?
i get the normal levels of working out, but i notice that gay/metrosexual people are really REALLY into it
>>153633903
you have to Bait Zarya's shield and ill tell you, once I hear somebody ulting, be it D.Va or Refuse Rodent
I don't pop it until they are close to detonating.
It absorbs all the damage, but my teammates still die, so there's that
>Want to be an healslut
>Mercy nerfed to the ground
What should i main now?
>Player leaves game
>Both teams kicked to main menu
>>153634287
>>153634382
They want to look good in the same way women want to look good.
>>153634424
Mercy, you spineless cunt.
So, I've been too busy playing matches to check for myself, but I have a question.
Where's the second castle door come form after it gets battered down?
>>153633159
you honestly just suck family. individual performance matters more in placements.
>>153634424
but mercy got buffed
>>153634362
Did you even read the fucking Ana comic? She says clearly that she see's her team in overwatch as her family.
>>153634424
become a real nigga
>>153634498
you mean "not playing support matters"
>>153634171
>PS4 PATCH WHEN??
maybe when the servers stop lagging like crazy
>>153634362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFQQPn-HI78
fareeha comes home from an exhausting tired from training drills
begins cursing, ana reprimands her
not in front of your father, sweetie
camera pans to an urn placed on a corner table
>>153634362
though they never talk about her dad at the same time
I think she just failed to save him? Her greatest failure after all her other failures
>or maybe her second or third greatest failure
>>153634362
Last time i checked 'family' doesn't just mean 'spouse and children', it's also siblings, parents, grandparents and so on. It can even mean friends and comrades if you're close with them
>>153634507
The full quote is
>"Keep her family and her closest allies safe."
Which would be pretty redundant wouldn't it?
>>153634502
mercy is better but she still has genji problems and ana/lucio are still really good
Mercy should provide like 100h/s, something to make her actually useful compared to Zenyatta
The new map fucking sucks, how the hell did that starting choke point get through PTR?
>Enemy has high ground around a fucking tight corner
>The one "alternate path" through it to the right is blatantly visible and impossible to get through
>>153634382
>gay people
but that's Reyes
shouldn't it be nromal for a soldier to work out?
>Those thicc thighs did not come from nothing anon!
>>153634574
If you play nothing but support, it probably means you suck at the game. Play a class you can get a lot of gold medals with. If I wasn't forced to tank my last 3 games, I would have made it to masters.
>>153634672
I don't know how we did it
I mean, on my very first try we won and I didn't even kill that many
I just walked around aimlessly as soldier and shot whoever shot me
and we somehow won
I think we just- charged?
>>153634672
You haven't even seen the hell that is the last choke.
2 tiny fucking doors that you have to push through, with a third tiny fucking 'flank' door thats in plain view of the entire enemy team all the time.
amari = mystic
reyes = valor
morrison = meme stink
>>153634607
There is no husband from what we know. Ana was a single mom from what we know from the trailer and in the game dialogue.
>>153634725
the what? netstat?
>>153634725
>82c
>>153634725
just the net graph mate
probably pressed some extra buttons with your fat hands when you alt tabbed
>>153634725
ctrl+shift+N
>>153634672
That sums up Hanamuras first point as well.
To a lesser extent, Volskaya and Anubis.
Hollywood too.
>>153634760
So you played against mentally challenged vegetables, well done.
>Charge against a competent team
>Get mowed down as soon as you even peak your head
>lose first point in overtime
>they use momentum and win the game because we never grouped up once
why is it such a tough concept?
>>153634767
morrison = best boy
reyes = best girl
Ok
>>153634810
My PC is literally inside of a closet if that makes it any better
>>153634596
I kinda wonder if the marriage was arranged. She came from a family of high ranking military officers. Maybe politics played a role.
>>153634780
Blizzard says that Pharah knows who her father is and that within the universe it's not a mystery. So maybe her dad died or was some deadbeat. My main point is just that a) none of the members of Overwatch are the father and b) Pharah knew him for a while.
>>153634607
>family: Members of the old overwatch
>allies: shitters like Reaper or Widow who just so happen to be aligned with her for the time being
stop being stupid
>Rein would you switch?
>Ya, he shouldn't be sneaking around like that
>Gold for objective time
I think your the ones doing the sneaking, thundercunts.
>>153634901
>>153634904
>ana killed her husband
she was the prototype widowmaker
>>153634979
>playing flanker as rein
>not protecting your team
Holy shit ur bad
>>153634924
In game teams have zero bearing on the lore. Closest allies means just that, and I'm sure family means just that as well.
>>153634904
I know that I was just arguing about the suggestion he was still somehow alive.
>>153634767
I disagree
Reaper is Valour, because he relies on strength alone; not trust or wisdom,
Reyes is Team Instinct because he trusts his team
>that might have changed now, but in the past it certainly fit
but I agree with Amari being mystic ('Mother knows best')
>>153634574
>>you mean "not playing support matters"
Sure, if you're playing Mercy or Lucio. Symmettra, Ana, and Zenyatta are fine.
>>153635056
oh shit, ignore, ignore
I misread that
I agree
>>153635031
>Implying I'm flanking
>Implying my ass isn't glued to the objective at all times
>Like their asses should be, but aren't
How do I carry my nigger teammates? Do I need a stack to get out of this mmr?
>>153635127
haha
>>153634767
>Team yellow gets best hero
We win again
Is this good?I played junkrat every game
>>153635158
Zarya, or you're exactly where you should be and you need to except that and start actually trying to improve instead of just blaming your team mates.
>>153634498
What was your rank last season? I've got a theory that you get placed around your last rank if you do mediocre say you were 60 last season you get 3000 this time if you go around 5-5
>>153632616
How much HP should I be raising on average as Lucio per round/checkpoint?
did the patch and season 2 come out for ps4? Because I'm not seeing it.
>>153635242
Yno
>>153635237
As long as you stay in Health mode and have at least 3 people affected you're doing as much as a shitty lucio can do.
>>153635129
>be Rein
>think my team is behind me
>I am pushing alone, they will come soon
>it's been five seconds I know they won't come
>mfw
>>153635261
WHY!?!?!?!?!
>>153635056
>tfw no dialogue anything like this ingame
Can I recalibrate? I think it's pretty unfair that I got lower just for playing Lucio.
>>153635332
It fucked up and now everyone over there is asleep, gotta wait for tomorrow to come around.
>>153635392
lol
>>153635332
Because we're not important apparently.
who /healslut/ here?
>>153635305
I had people call me shit for being "in speed mode all the match" despite the fact that I only used that to get where everyone was and switched immediately to health mode. So that's why I wanted to know if the 2.1k I did was decent and if I should have called them out on their shit
>ingame commendations are (You)s
>they are worth nothing but it's possible to be addicted to them
really makes you think
Here offering your friendly reminder.
Though I should remind some others of something too. Despite what happens in November one of the most unlikely to occur is a relationship between Morrison and Ana. Not only is there evidence of it being unconfirmed by Overwatch social media itself, its already been said that Phara's father is not that entirely important to the story. When the time comes that its needed to be mentioned, it will be but that's all.
I know some of you like to grasp at straws like voice lines and things as silly as matching stickers. All of that is irrelevant. Their exchanges aren't flirts, its friendly banter. And Ana's family? She is the "mother" of Overwatch, her old allies are her family. She protects them; its the entire basis for her character.
Just a PSA.
>Solider is Pharahs father
What is this shitty fanfiction?
Pharah was a child when overwatch was formed, there's even an image released of Pharah as a little girl with her mum, reinhardt, soldier, reaper, some black woman, torb and jailbait mercy.
It makes no logical sense to say that Pharah is soldiers daughter.
>>153635461
that sweet sweet inbox notification on
>trying to get POTGs with each hero
>need a Widowmaker POTG and then I'll have gotten them all
This is literally the most frustrating hero in the game to play, let alone get a POTG with.
You provide almost nothing to the team if you don't do above average, you are completely outclassed by Hanzo and even Ana. And if you want a POTG you literally have to make sure your team doesn't kill ANYONE otherwise your 3 headshot kill will mean nothing.
I don't even know how to improve when you either do really well or really bad as this slutty bitch.
>>153635451
2.1k is really not a lot anon.. did you amp it regularly?
>>153635451
they're probably pissed off in general at lucios because most these days are tryhards and are shit at knowing when to speedboost
more often than not it just fucks with peoples aim
only time you should speedboost is when
>rein is chasing down squishies
>your team needs to get to the point or away from someone elses ult
but seems like most lucios just switch whenever they feel like it because they're only interested in running around dealing 4 damage per shot and booping people for no reason
>>153635513
>get three heatshot kills
>instant potg
not that hard loser
>>153635193
You're on top of the bell curve!
>>153635210
Season high was 79, but I ended the season at 72. Friend was 81 and won all 10 of his games, but barely got 3500. I think they made some changes to the ranking system after ptr. I won 7 games in ptr and got 3900. There were also a lot of shitters in the master ranks. These were people that were ~60 in season 1.
>>153635554
So I'm average...
;_;
>>153635513
i got a potg with three consecutive headshots without the ult, and i was still nowhere near the objective
[triggering] poison on multiple people before doing so might also help on getting the POTG system to notice it
>Mei's new ult range
>>153635482
>you can only be in a relationship with someone if you have children together
This is how i know you're a kissless virgin
>>153635451
Only use Speed Mode when you die and need to get to the point quicker.
You can and should use it if you respawn and 2 or 3 other teammates are respawning with you so you can taxi them to the fight faster. Other than that, you have no reason to be in speed mode, it fucks up a lot of people if you just have it active for no reason.
Lucio is the easiest fucking hero to play because everything that he NEEDS to do is literally just run around and not die while AOE healing everything in a mile radius. Do that well and you'll know that you've done all you could.
tfw you're finally getting really good with Zenyatta just in time for season 2
>>153635652
>snowball can now be destroyed during the ult
balance achieved
so are healers really getting shafted in rank or is it just a meme?
Is it just me or they removed the amount of game played in total in quick play?
I can't calculate my win rate anymore
I need to stop playing support. Seriously. I got put with a two-stack of ELO Assassins playing Rein and Hanzo. Hanzo hit absolutely nothing and I nanoboosted Rein, and he held his shield up for almost the entire thing. I tell them to hold the high ground on defense, and they act like I am speaking a foreign language.
>>153635446
What's being HIV positive like
>>153635659
>soldier
>his girlfriends daughter
Soldier confirmed cuck
wheres sombra
>>153635625
I've gotten 3 headshots on the point as it was being captured, defending it and winning the round on Anubis.
The POTG was a Junkrat blindfiring into the side room killing 3 people with 50% health.
>>153634107
>Anno Hideaki as the director
It's trash
>press tab
>genji has his ult
>nanoboost him
>does nothing
??????????
>>153635725
what is it with captcha and taking pictures of store fronts?
>>153635659
Flinging insults doesn't hide the fact you seem to want to ignore the fact this is a fictional world. It doesn't go by your logic, it goes by the writer's logic.
Does Ana seem like the type to immediately go for another man after losing her husband or being separated from him? They don't even have romantic exchanges in the least. Don't be so delusional, come November you'll be crushed. That shouldn't happen over something as silly as a mediocre story as this.
>want to post my stats
>they're shameful because I'm not autistic enough to completely main 1 hero
I'm not even good at being retarded
>>153635202
I win every time on KOTH
but payload idiots just never group and we lose
>>153635815
Shipfags will always be shipfags, just ignore them.
>>153635791
Did you warn him beforehand?
>>153634107
It's leagues better than the 2014 version.ESPECIALLY the Atomic Breath. Holy fucking Christ.
Godzilla's bizarre rebirth and attack on Tokyo at the start of the film is probably going to be what sticks with you though.
just dropped $700 on a monitor to play one $60 game haha just fuck my life up
>>153635881
I have the opposite problem
On payload I can Zarya carry but on KOTH I lose because my teammates refuse to push
>>153635706
I got stuck as support and I had a guy generically named "Luis" in my game on Kings Row attack:
>played Hanzo for first 3 minutes, never get ult
>switched to tracer
>never got ult meter because he kept dying
>switched to bastion
>he let an enemy reinhardt charge into him killing him, getting ult up and HAMMER DOWN-ing us all for play of the game
>"fuck this team can't carry"
Support is only for Masochist who hate themselves and want to die.
>>153635905
i spammed i have my ult on him a few times
>>153635668
>You can and should use it if you respawn and 2 or 3 other teammates are respawning with you so you can taxi them to the fight faster. Other than that, you have no reason to be in speed mode, it fucks up a lot of people if you just have it active for no reason.
It's good for quick getaways and for Road Runnering the walls when you're alone and have to contest the point for several seconds.
Anyone know if supports getting lower placements has been fixed?
Cutest and best pairing
>>153635959
>$700 on a monitor
>Bringing it on the bus
You like to live dangerously don't ya
>>153632616
does /owg/ have a discord?
>>153636002
It has not.
>Soldier 76: hey zenyatta switch to reaper
>mfw
>>153635983
>It's good for quick getaways
Ehh, as long as your team doesn't need heals, yeah sure. And you have to assume that your team is going to use the speed boost to get out of there as well, if not then you've basically wasted your usefulness to run away and get your team killed when healing them would have sufficed.
>>153635976
Okay, then it's on him then.
>>153636002
Play Longer!
Play Harder!
Look at that Skin you don't own!
Don't you want it?
But Loot Boxes are tricky bitches. Better by a few dozen of them just to be safe.
Play! Play! Play! Then Envy Buy Buy Buy!
>play a dps as a dps
>lose competitive games
>play zen as a dps
>win competitive games
>>153635732
Wouldn't ana's dad be a cuck in this situation? Paying allimony and knowing that his qt wife is being railed bya mexican-american stud squad?
>>153635970
Well I'll try Zarya in payload then, I have good success with Zen/Reaper/Rein in KOTH
Post chocolate goddesses. Any of them.
>>153635959
Clean your goddamn pants you degenerate
this nigga
>>153636091
I mean, getaways for when someone outflanked you or if your allies are all dead and you might as well meet them mid-way instead of trying to limbo your way past 6 different kinds of artillery.
>>153635706
Oh my god, i think we were in the same match!
I have a question that might have been answered. Why does the competitive screen have a x/6000 competitive points mark? What do you get at 6k? Or is it totally arbitrary
>duo on team in placement
>they refuse to join voice
>stress that i want to do well, can't call out or coordinate w/o voice
>they outright refuse
>tell them that they are prioritizing the privilege to shit-talk above optimizing their chances at victory
>"blocked"
>they are terrible, bad bastion and torb (on attack and defense)
>lose badly
>"wow 3-0 enjoy bronze you shitters thanks for nothing"
>mfw this is repeated with a different duo in the next placement
>>153636121
LOOK AT THESE FUCKING MMR ASSASSINS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN WITH THEM ON MY TEAM
>>153636121
>>153636136
>Obviously does manual labour for a living and/or does his own home improvement
>Degenerate
I mean, he's certainly not high brow but at least he seems to be some kind of functioning human being.
>>153636106
Except 76 has no children and never had any interest in Ana.
>>153636002
it was lowered but supports don't get the same rank as DPS in the same party and it's good that way
in our party everyone got 3500 except for the support which got 3400
>>153636121
why do i struggle
>>153635815
Who said anything about 'immediately'? Who said that her husband is even dead? They simply might be divorced and their marrigae might have been going sour for a long time. Also, nothing's wrong with being a kissless virgin, we're all virgins here, friendorino, so don't take it as an insult, more like a statement of facts
>>153636002
I played like 3 games Lucio 3 Zen 2 zarya 1 mercy 1 mcree
Lost first 3 won 1 lost 1 won 4 in a row then lost last and got 2.8k so
>>153636104
>42 offensive assists as Zen
It's such a weird feeling having good dps and not having to kill everything yourself. I'm glad ranked is back.
>>153636228
>>153636121
why do i struggle pooping
GUYS, PLEASE TELL ME IF THIS IS GOOD OR NOT!
I went 7-3 in my promos and played mostly Mercy. What would this be the equivalent to in the old ranking system?
>>153632616
>play game after midnight EST
>literally the worst people i've ever seen
>happens three days in a row
>>153636106
Pharah's dad, fug
Wait comp started already? I thought it was on the 8th or something
>>153636121
Oh yeah, here's a much bigger image of that too.
>>153636281
Are you having fun?!
If so, then it's good!
>>153636281
you are rank 43 in the old system.
>>153636281
it's perfectly average
>>153636281
Those symbols are so fucking retarded. Each one should be distinctive from the others, they all look the same.
>>153636334
says who?
>>153636217
They have 7 in game conversations and the two conversations Jack has with Pharah is about Ana. Anon pls.
>>153635959
>$700 for a monitor and you didn't even get a good one
>>153636036
The placement matches really fuck you over solo queue
Tfw playing in 76 avg games season 1 and getting placement matches with rank 60 retards
This one dude was bastion on attack payload what's good with these MMR assassins
>>153636336
>>153636334
Oh. I want to kill myself now.
>see again all those comments about placement matches
>now scared to do them
guess i'll just wait still they fix the hanzo bullshit and enjoy the newmap/quickplay for now
>>153635482
They aren't gay. Blizzard said they were best friends.
>>153633876
>>153634054
Source?
is hog hook hitscan?
>>153636036
Junkrat is chubby chaser, who knew?
essential gamer gear for playing ana competitively
first placement match put a 5 star on the enemy team, our highest was a 2 star. then i lost another placement match because of a leaver.
thanks mm. here's hoping tomorrow is better.
>>153636251
>199x195
this triggers me
>wanna play my waifu in comp
>too scared i will do poorly with her and drag everyone down
>tfw you waste 15 minutes on a fucking draw
>Mendou's 6 stack of randoms beats Reunited in placements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQOPHvfGuKI
EXPOSED?
>>153636598
Why?
>>153636456
There, there. At least you'll be in the baddie MMR with the rest of them now.
>>153636574
>hog walks into his room
>oy james, whered ya put my shoulder pads---
>see mei putting on his armor
>>153636382
what this guy said senpai, should have gone to /g/ for advice
>>153635959
>>153635959
What the fuck is an Agon?
Why didn't you just pick up an Asus or whatever the cool kids are buying nowadays?
>>153636603
Stars aren't an accurate measure of skill
All it shows is the amount someone played.
I've played cs with people who have like 2k hours and they are still silver / nova and with people who have like 600 hours and hit lem cause they grasp the game better
>>153636678
i actually bought one straight from japanime landseventy year old edition
>>153636643
reunited is shit lad
mendo is GOAT
>>153636639
They should take a book out of football and let a draw be worth 33% of a win to each team.
What are the general strats for taking the 2nd point on attack Hanamura? I swear I have like a 25-30% winrate on that map for attack
>I want to team up and have fun with other people
>my experience with such things so far has always led into tryhard pro groups that literally can't have fun, only rage or "win"
What do.
>zarya saves you from roadhog's combo
reminder to thank your team's zarya uwu
>>153636874
Full team roll in under a zenyatta ult, fuck everything that moves in one go.
>>153636909
>tfw you get shielded mid rein-charge
PTR anons who've spent the last few weeks playing Eichenwalde, would I be correct in assuming that the more mobile you can make you team on Attack, the better?
>play new map on defense
>win
uhhh can anyone actually win on attack?
>>153636909
>tfw most people dont notice because the shield doesnt reallly show up
>>153636909
>Mei saves you from Zarya's ult
Remember to thank your team's Mei. Seriously though, Mei's wall saved me so many times, she doesn't deserve the hate she gets.
>>153636879
Get a PS4. I played Overwatch on PS4, Xbone, and PC. The PS4 had the best experience. Players are funny, do stupid shit with sprays, have funny teams sometimes, people waving all the time, but also people who play and want to win. General stuff like that. PC is a nightmare with everyone being a raging tryhard that thinks they're going to be pro and play in Korea some day. If you lose on PC, everyone blames their team and never themselves, which is made evident by the constant flow of angry messages and screaming in mics.
>>153636797
Atleast it isn't the pedo edition.
>>153637002
Yes she does.
Guys, season 2 is up!
>>153637073
also had one confiscated by customs due to being "immoral"
>>153637064
Yea I have the game on xbox so that's not a problem. I already know what you're talking about.
>>153636879
it's difficult to find people who play only for fun
I think I'm pretty chill but even I get upset at my teammates sometimescute gote
I just want the new emotes and Mercy buffs, but PS4 won't gimme :<
>>153637136
Was it a 95 year old edition?
>>153636980
Most people don't notice because they're idiots who don't consider what their teammates are doing.
>>153636424
>The placement matches really fuck you over solo queue
Placement matches fuck you over in general this early in the season you idiot.
Hey Overn3rds,
My name is Gabriel, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Hana Song. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Pharah!
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Blackwatch, and starter on my mexican soccer team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Mei pictures”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>153637193an anal loli one
>>153636978
>Mercy gets slightly annoyed when Mei asks why she hasn't aged
I can't wait till she gets exposed for being the roasty she is.
>>153636978
Won once and i dont' even fuckin know how since the spawn is super close at the end.
New skins when
I hate the fact that games can end in a tie now and you get nothing for it
it wouldn't be so bad if matches weren't SO LONG
>>153637158
I didn't like it on Xbox as much. It's friendlier, but the players are far worse at playing and winning. They're cod dudebros who think the game is team death match and all run out solo.
>>153636571
yes
>>153637258
Later, not now cause i already wasted cash on emotes.
>>153637258
>New Halloween loot boxes when*
Fixed it for you.
*can only be bought with real money
*has finally slutty nurse mercy
>>153637238
Death cums.
>>153636042
That's not the bus, that's the metro.
You suggest he was swimming in a piranha tank, when in actuality he is swimming in a shark tank.
>>153637289
Id rather have this all the time than the stupid shit that was the coin flip
>>153637296
Yea I can attest to the dudebros, already experienced that inTES Online, but I don't have a ps4, so... gotta work with what I have.
>>153636614
>Derp Eye
BLIZZARD FIX THIS SHIT. D.Va and Mercy have it too.
>tie was supposed to be super rare
>people already bitching about it everywhere
did they change something about the potg?
it's just mercy healing people in 6/7 games so far
>>153637515
This used to always be the case, now good mercy players are actually playing her again
hence, mercy potgs
>>153637515
They changed something because I got lots of Zen potg and that shouldn't be so possible.
If I buy a golden gun for one skin, does it unlock it for all skins?
>>153637547
Not true at all. You will see mercys getting potg with 1 or 2 man resurrections, it's broken because Blizzard thinks supports are victims.
LOLHow is tumblr so hilarious?
>>153637547
something changed, I always play mercy and used to get potgs SOMETIMES
now you're almost guaranteed to get them for just ressing 3+ people
>>153637515
>>153637547
>>153637593
heals now count as "potg" points or something
>reaper audibly taps his gun in his slavsquat emote
D A Y 1 B U Y
A
Y
1
B
U
Y
Okay. So a good comp Team should be 2 Support, 2 DPS, and two tanks right? What're the best two for each category post-patch?
>>153637635
is that supposed to be amelie?
>>153637672
Zen Lucio
Reinhardt Zarya
Mcree Reaper
>>153637347
Hatefuck is best fuck
>>153637672
Depends on the map/enemy team set up.
If we disregard KOTH, the meta is probably Zarya/Rein, Lucio/Zen and McCree/[Another Offense Hero]
>>153637672
Zarya - Reinhardt
McCree - (depends)
Zenyatta - Lucio
>>153637654
>His laugh is generic cartoon villain laugh
I unironically love this character
Reminder to never heal Widowmakers
Please don't talk to me if you're not diamond or up
>>153637731
I think it's Pharah? I actually can't tell. Tumblr always draws women in the same fucking ugly style.
>Currently 5-2 in Placements
Can you get placed into Diamond if you go 8-2?
>>153637858
yes
>>153637731
Apparently. She really gets the short end of tumblr's artistic stick often.
>>153637858
I did 9-1 and got placed into plat, so no fucking idea how.
>>153637858
No, it has to be a perfect 10
>>153637636
I got 2/2 so far and in both I just ressed 2 people and healed some
>>153637672
Zen/Lucio will never steer you wrong. Ana is great on attack, Mercy on defense
Mcree, 2nd is always map and position (attack/defense) specific
Reinhardt/Zarya but I would argue Winston replaces either one in Koth because of mobility
What do you guys listen to while playing Overwatch?
Do you use a hero specific playlist?
>>153637858
>>153637876
>>153637901
>>153637908
It has nothing to do with your win/loss.
They factor in individual performance, so healers get shafted.
>>153637654
>not giving a slavsquat emote to an actual slav
>>153637731
They can't draw Widowmaker's hairline so they add wisps to the sides. At least that's my theory
>>153637832
Hello!!!!
>>153636036
Junkrat is already with someone else
>>153637975
They I must have performed well because I was Zenyatta. then again, he does deal damage.
>>153637975
Half my games were healer, 4 were tanks, and 1 was offensive. I placed at 2922. I got
Shit's weird
>>153637475
>>153637959
>download google hangouts/documentaries/podcasts/sargon of akkad streams
>convert to 3gp if needed for size limits
>play in background of any game
>listen to chill top bantz
>>153637654
>want to hate reaper
>literally overly edgy in every sense
>can't because he's good, probably most balanced offense, and triggers people for whatever reason when you do good with him
It's in the refridgerator
>>153637959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1rLXKKVqQ
So Hanzo is still shit right?
>>153638085
>/sargon of akkad streams
>>153638085
>documentaries/podcast
So for example you listen to a documentary about the American civil war, while playing Overwatch?
Isn't this confusing, if its a lot of shooting.
>Communication passwords in my job are Hanzo and Genji for the month
Neat.
I can't believe I was hyped for this new map, jesus christ, I think this is the worst map
>>153638180
I've seen this gif a lot but I just noticed the Reaper and Tracer fighting on the rooftops
>>153632616
Does mercy now outheal Sym's Laser?
>>153638219
recently now ive gotten hooked on those wannabe "ancient aliens/conspiracy documentaries" that you can find easily on youtube
>>153638251
Robert?
>>153638290
I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out.
Go 7-2-1
Got 2533, is that any good? What are these compared to season 1?
>>153638314
YouTube is full of 2-hour-long Alan Watts seminars, I found them to be really good background for gaming.
>>153637959
Seeing how the heroes play so differently, I find myself switching music almost every time a game is over.
>>153638260
I have no idea what they were think with that entrance on Attack. They somehow took the Hanamura entrance and made it worse.
>>153637858
I only won 4 games and got diamond
Whose bright idea was it to fucking buff mei.
>>153638381
I got placed 47 in S1, and I got placed 2670 now, but since then I think I improved.
>>153638381
literally average, rank 50 in S1
>>153638443
To people posting their season 2 rank
1. POST YOUR LAST SEASON RANK SO WE CAN GET A FEEL FOR THE NEW CURVE
2. SHITTER LEAGUE IS BELOW DIAMOND
REEEE
>>153638430
have you per chance listened to the legendary "5 hours of alex jones" on youtube?
though at the end its chock full of the same clops over and over, so maybe its actual run time is 3 hours of alex jones
I CAN'T TEST OUT HANZO BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO BE HANZO GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.
>>153638505
I don't even know Alex Jones, so no. Alan Watts is more like eastern philosophy. Also very entertaining and he's got a soothing voice.
>>153638469
Who the hell were playing as? You must've been getting all gold.
>>153637959
Metal.
>>153638315
Nope, but I'm guessing you work in a shop where the general colour is blue?
:(
>I play tank
>die almost instantly
>enemy plays tank
>I can't even bend his hp
>>153638457
Even if you get past that, the entire push towards the last objective is like the fucking Battle of the Somme for the attackers
>>153638575
A Republican radio show guy that thinks taking pills can protect you from UV rays or some shit like that.
>literally carry my team every placement match
>place at 2500
How the fuck does that work? I thought it factored in individual skill? I was the only reason those shitters ever won and the worst of the group placed at 2800. Jesus christ this is so fucked. I played all 10 matches with some squad of 5 and went 8-1-1.
>Enemy on attack goes Torb + Rein + mercy + Bastion on payload
>My team can not deal with that combo
>>153637769
Looks like a man cosplaying as mercy
>>153638653
>losing health on zarya
>2470
so close
So are we all agreed that Eichenwald is the worst map in the game?
>>153638654
More like the Battle of Thermopylae.
>>153638673
How were your medals. It takes in medals.
>>153638602
See here >>153634498
Mostly played Dva and got around 3 gold medals in 7 of my games. I probably would have ranked higher if I wasn't forced to play other classes in my last 3 games
>>153638715
Aesthetically, it's pretty
>pick reinhardt
>someone picks bastion
No, I will not babysit you.
>>153638701
i love zarya and i love catgirls but that doesn't work
how do i beat a good widow???????
How do I play Zarya in comp?
Did all the PTR Hanzo and Genji changes go live?
>>153638673
Judging by what happened in the PTR, and various ranks I've seen (although people STILL won't post their S1 ranks) -
I think Blizzard is purposely not placing people into Diamond during placements.
Going off early Master Overwatch data -
S1SR 60 is about ~2900S2SR
I made weebums of all the laugh emotes.
>>153638868
Shield the gengi so he can destroy the enemy team
>>153638885
Actually it looks like its too early to tell. I'm seeing people who were top 500 last season with 2900SR
>>153638885
>>153638738
That must be why. I main reinhardt so I mainly just helped apply pressure with my shield up. So what class would be the best for placements then?
>>153638892
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock that xbox and PC got the patch. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Sony losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Sony was winning the console wars???? This is so fucked.
so you basically can't derank any more unless its via decay?
.
>>153638765
>kings row defense
>some guy goes bastion
>hes alright at bastion on defense cus he gets babysat
>we still lose
>kings row offense
>he goes bastion again, no reinhardt
>ask him to switch
>no response
>barely get 1st point
>cant get to 2nd
>ask him to switch
>"not when i have gold eliminations!!!"
>he had gold at 31 elims
>i had silver at 30
>mfw
I don't care about your fucking gold medals if you are an active detriment to our team composition
>>153637959
https://youtu.be/Gc9vbC4iJ44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVv0VrTrAqk&list=PL7sdy1jcOYJ0Eu5Dm90GQglTqN6v1jgYq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurJjDEFadw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEc0U4j_k_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDIB121lnWo
>>153638974
>>153638892
i can find these all in youtube in 5 seconds. stop wasting your time.
>>153638973
i did all my placement games on reinhardt/winston as main tank in a tryhard 6 stack and got to 3.5k so as long as you have a good team reinhardt is fine
>>153638974
When will the season end?
>play new map
>it's terrible
>play ranked placements
>get Gold
please kill me
>>153639004
Max rank icon stays for any rank, rank decays but only if you are above 3000.
Hey guys, Pharahguy from the last thread. Last thread I was at the 58th percentile from the 1st percentile as Pharah. Now I'm at the 49th percentile. Why does it keep going down? It's been a few hours now and it still hasn't normalised!
>>153637959
I have several songs I put on repeat for specific heroes. For my main two from each category:
Offense:
>Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_83tDfVuHY
>Soldier 76
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
Tank:
>Reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA
>Roadhog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12DeNdF0KPA
Defense:
>Junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVPTu4l6OnE
>Mei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfUM7h2SgpA
Support:
>Symmetra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWqTym2cQU
>Zenyatta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvsDuJYEnI
Rate my shit taste I guess
>>153639060
>implying I give a shit about comp.
I'm picking Mei all 10 placement matches desu,
Post you're shame
>>153639060
Miracle of the universe.
>>153639149
>have better record than you
>get placed 300 below you
reeeeeeeeee
>>153639149
Not bad considering how broken the placement matches are right now. You'll probably reach diamond within 20 games
>they actually kept the removal of triple jump
hoooooly shit. can they please make more heroes clunky and awful in the next patch.
>"but it doesn't even affect the gameplay that much"
>"but it was an OP mobility passive"
no. fuck you. you fucks. I hope they take away tracer's ability to blink through traps, or pharah's ability to conc herself away from danger. that's on par with what has habbened to my beloved weeb power fantasy.
>>153639141
>>153639078
I got platinum and right now I'mPLATINUM MAD
>>153639220
t. genji main
Hanzo is the new shitter character.
Enjoy.
>>153639264
why? plat is slightly above average
I think we've been looking at Pharah and Mercy's relationship all wrong. Maybe it isn't lesbian but more maternal. After Ana died who do you think took care of Pharah? Probably Mercy.
>>153639220
check out this genji main
>>153638982
Did you eat the nuggets?
>>153639220
I'd be fine with the triple jump back if they fucking nerfed his stupid ass reflect hitbox, and give him normal jumping animations to make him easier to hit while he's jumping
>>153639251
>>153639306
it's an anime joke.
>>153639141
The Genji laugh is 10x times better on his young skins because of the Pacha face.
>>153639196
>how broken the placement matches are right now
What's wrong with them? Another KOTH fiasco?
hey friends did i do ok
>>153639310
Probably her father, you idiot
All eyes on Dva!
>>153639357
>>153639361
Speaking of, have any of you seen a pacha edit of Genji? I need one.
>>153639220
>tracer's ability to blink through traps
Wanna know how I know you're a 500 hours on genji 1 trick pony?
>>153636081
Yes.
Don't have the link on me as I'm on my phone though
>>153639310
>MerCree new ship
s76: angela! i told you not to hang around that jesse kid, hes a delinquent
reyes: jesse, if i catch you gawking at morrison's recruit one more time during training, ill dropp you off back on that damned gorge
>>153639324
don't reply to copypasta newfag
Are supports still underdogs in comp?
I just remembered since my first placement in comp i played as Mercy.
Am i fucked or should i play as offense now?
>>153639060
This one needs the voice line so bad.
>>153639401
you did alright
My buddy got platinum while the rest of us in the team got Gold. I hope I did alright in placements though..
>>153639531
Yes. Especially Lucio.
>>153638765
>pick bastion
>someone picks Reinhardt
Fuck off I can't see with your fat ass in the way
>>153639451
D.Va is perfect!
>>153639456
>>153638715
Played it 6 times and defense won every game
You might as well pick double reinhardt, winston, attack hero of choice and mercy
i saw a double rein at least get to the last point
>>153639382
Supports are getting assfucked yet again despite Blizzard claiming to have fixed it
Placement matches also seem to be throwing in a random mix of people, despite a huge rank difference from Season 1 (and probably huge difference in QP MMR as well)
>>153639471
>reaper transforms into spoopy ghost
>still triggers the trap
how
>>153639136
pretty gud
Junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZo88P1Ie94
McRee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6yceshuNKE
Mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IHFVn0sv14
Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EzU9sLQ6I
Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuRyG-tBAkM
Genji/Hanzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYyTpD9RJQ
>>153636195
200 post and no answer, does posting cute tracer and asking pretty please help?
>>153639220
>take away tracer's ability to blink through traps
Please shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you are talking about
>>153638715
Lost all my offense matches
Won all my defense matches
So yeah
>>153639545
>>153639570
>>153639597
What are the chances they are going to change it though?
Eichenshit is so defenders biased
fix your shit blizzard
>>153639419
>father
No such thing.
>>153636195
>>153639625
It's just a limit Blizzard put in to stop people hoarding their competitive points. I have no idea why they did it, it's pretty fucking stupid
>>153639136
Good taste, anon -
>Flogging Molly for JunkratI like it!
>>153639331
that'd be way better. but now they've admitted the triple jump was unintentional and they wouldn't revert a "bug fix"
>>153639471
I've seen tracers blink through my traps on several occasions
Did they throw a filter on "kys" in chat?
Because to be honest it's a pretty funny way of dealing with that "problem"
>>153639693
they blink-jumped over
What is happening with Overbuff?
>>153639663
>>153639665
Well it's Blizzard, and I'm feeling generous so... Maybe 50/50
>>153639686
Oh damn that is stupid unless they plan to introduce more rewards later on, but still...
Thanks!
>>153639310
Ana would have died probably not shortly before Zurich HQ blew the fuck up. Pharah would have been in her 20's
Can someone explain why Hanzo needed a buff?
>>153639782
Because some faggot weeaboo developer at Blizzard pushed it.
>Check Overbuff
>96% on Genji
Either Overbuff is fucked or I got gud and either way I'm feared
>>153639817
I KEEP PLAYING HANZO EVERY GAME BUT IM NOT WINNING MY GAMES
BLIZZ PLS FIX
>>153639743
Someone really put a lot of love into Mercy's laugh.
>>153639451
>>153639597
Do supports lose less ranking too? Or the same as any other class's loss.
Though I play Zen a lot. Just finished a placement match with 4 gold medals.
>>153639782
Mei and Hanzo had like 0% pickrate last season
>>153639782
He's underplayed in higher elos, because of lack of mobility or other shit. I haven't played enough since the patch came out, is the hitbox issue better now that his arrows are smaller or is it still bad?
>>153639835
I've had the opposite problem. I dropped from top 1% as Pharah to top 51% as Pharah, and I'm still dropping despite not playing any games with her. I think the algorithm is fucked >>153639112
>>153639859
I want to protect that smile
>>153638854
You pick Winston.
>What if we made a map where defenders get easy access to both high ground and defensive areas covering choke points
LMAO BLIZZARD
>>153639782
There was no reason to play him with Widow doing just as much damage and being hitscan.
>>153639859
thank you anon for taking time to make this
>>153639859
>>153639736
isn't that an exploit? there aren't any other heroes who can jump over junky traps
>>153639868
>Do supports lose less ranking too? Or the same as any other class's loss.
Not sure, it's probably the same
>>153639961
>there aren't any other heroes who can jump over junky traps
Is this bait? This must be bait.
>>153639926
>12/13 maps attack sided
>1/13 maps defense sided
this will not stand
>>153639939
>t. lv12
>>153639926
I can't use teamwork to break defense because I fucking suck
>>153639939
hanzo has widows ult on an area with a 10 second cooldown
can possibly instagib people with scatter arrow
passive ability to get to sniping spots without cooldown
ult that temporarily denies a big ass area
combat wise, he is worse than widow but you cant negate that he is more useful in utility
>>153639926
>>153639672
>>153639591
WOW THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE BETA/S1 WHERE PEOPLE SAID DEFENSE WAS OVERPOWERED BEFORE THEY GOT USED TO THE NEW MAPS.
Stop being retarded. If you didn't play PTR, or if you've only played Reinhardtland less than 5 times, don't comment on balance issues. Dickheads like you said the same shit the first time, but once everyone got used to the maps you realize the entire game heavily favors attackers.
If anything Eichenwald is probably more balanced than more maps if defense is winning more.
>>153639897
I lost a percent in 2 hours but I imagine top spot is kinda contested but I'll keep you posted on how my rank is. Seems odd considering I was hovering 70% last I checked.
>>153639885
Still bad. It's just overall shitty to have a sniper character who has quiet bullets and an auto-hitting attack.
>>153640001
no, I think you just don't play overwatch. his traps vacuum suck people in from a foot away.
>>153640061
but defense is almost always winning
Hypothetically, if you were one of the first 500 people to complete placement matches, would you be counted as being in the top 500?
Or is there a minimum number of matches required to qualify for top 500?
>people actually put real stake in their ranking as if it defines them as a person
I don't get it
>>153640062
The rest of my heroes have dropped down the shitter as well. 90th percentile pre-update as McCree, now look at the poor bastard. I'm mad
>>153639954
>>153639950
You're welcome.
>>153635513
I have a friend that plays widow a lot lot and almost always gets potg, just as the other guy said, headshoot 3 people and get insta potg
>>153639672
>>153639591
You can't fuck about at the first choke if you want to win. It's like Hanamura in that regard.
If the first push goes in hard enough, you can keep them from organising a decent defense. Just make sure your offense know to prioritise healers and turrets.
>>153640083
Genji.
Genji can jump over it.
Genji can jump over junkrat's traps.
Genji, the character who's nerfs you are complaining about can accomplish the task of jumping over Junkrat's traps.
>>153639741
It's fucked because the official site profile is fucked. Apparenlty they are looking into it for like two months already.
>>153640061
>One side is winning more than the other
>DURR ITS BALANCED
Eichanwald is the worst FPS map I have ever played. Every chokepoint heavily favors defence. Not slightly, heavily.
>buy 'game on' d/va emote because its cute
>barely ever play d.va
>>153636854
>get 3 points for a draw
>regularly get 10 for a win
Gee I dunno, I guess they could do that
>>153640145
Ew that one is all choppy.
LEAKED NUMBERS SHOW DEFENDERS HAVE AN 85.3% WINRATE ON SAD BASTION GRAVEYARD
WELL DONE BLIZZARD
Wait how do I tell if I got silver or plat?
>>153640134
>Check my McClick stats
>Lower but higher rank
I dunno man. I'm slipping places on Genji but it's slow and makes sense because warm ups and all are on.
>>153640196
you fruit
>>153640161
ok, it's late. just say that instead of being such an enormous faggot
> a CASTLE is biased towards defense
There's a reason Balderich and his entourage made their last stand there.
>>153640260
Plat has like a roman 3 on it
>people finally realizing Blizzard are in competent at balancing.
>>153640241
>>153640250
IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE DON'T HAVE A FULL ROSTER OF HEROES YET AND UPCOMING ONES WILL HAVE SKILLS THAT MAKE ATTACKING CHOKES EASIER, holy crap.
>>153640274
Must be a glitch in the algorithm then. I hope it gets fixed soon! It makes me sad seeing my Fareeha so low
>>153639136
>Reinhardt
>Not Hasselhoff
>>153633659
everyone likes to blame the algorithm but most players are just average to shit in their performance
>>153640305
Gameplay > Lore
Until it's fixed I'm quitting every time the map appears
>>153640178
Shut the fuck up. In this game, attack wins way more than defense on every fucking map.
The game is so attacker favored its not even funny. Defenders have to play perfectly for 5 minutes whereas attackers only need 1 wipe.
People _literally_ said the same thing when the game was released. Low MMR shitters say the same thing (hurr bastion is overpowered).
How often did you play Eichanwald on PTR? Are you fully comfortable with map, vs something like Anubis? If its your first day on the map, stop being an idiot.
>>153640329
>>153640250
Jesus, how do you let something like that out of beta? They need to open up a flank route on the entrance.
What would you guys do to balance it?
>>153640421
finally
>>153640134
>>153640341
Something's definitely wrong. I went from 18% yesterdayI'm only level 22, pls no bullyto 2% today for Tracer.
>>153640441
Sup Jeff.
>>153640341
This don't look like now top 4%er to me so you're probably right.
>>153640421
>>153640250
>>153640441
>Jesus, how do you let something like that out of beta?
By not listening to made up statistics on 4chan. I'm amazed you asshats can play a map for one day and then conclude its fully defense biased.
People have been playing Eichenwald on the PTR for weeks, but now all the sudden its defense biased. Fucking shitters.
I got to rank 72 on season 1... Pretty disappointed I didn't get to top 500.
I'm hoping to make some friends in my placement matches so I can have full teams to coordinate with.
>>153640528
is it possible to create a perfectly balanced symmetrical payload map?
>>153640519
Wow, our stats are very similar, and look at my good ol' 35%
Of course, I haven't played as much as you so that could be why
>>153640502
Yeah, it sucks. I hope it gets fixed
>>153639310
Pharah: Can I call you "mommy."
Mercy: Yeah, yeah, I'll be your mommy. Now get into my van.
>>153640329
even then it still shouldnt be the case with the majority of the heros
What determines your symbol?
>>153640385
Played it in PTR, expected changes to blatant chokepoint issues. The map never changed, it's shit.
This is Dustbowl's final chokepoint on a whole different scale of fuckery.
>>153640649
>mercy's van is an old converted ambulance
>the kind that still has "wheels" that touch the ground for some reason
>>153640648
Yeah, no idea what's going on there. I hope they fix it because Overwatch has basically been my training for FPS after 3 years out and I don't want to try account for inflated stats.
>>153639021
you should be changing your composition around the better player, not the other way around.
>>153640114
50 matches required
>>153640713
luck
I'm confused how this new ranking system works. I placed at 3520, lost a couple matches but it hasn't gone down. Does that mean it will on go up if I keep winning?
>>153640840
Okay, so hypothetically, what if you were one of the first 500 people to complete 50 matches?
Even if you lost all of them, you would still be in top 500 right?
>>153640612
Whenever anyone is toxic, I will purposely lose us the game. I don't care if it's to me or not. There is literally no reason to rage at teammates, it won't make them play better. So I will do everything in my power to lose the game, even if it's easily winnable. If you're a salty raging piece of shit, you deserve to lose.
>>153640532
Literally everybody was complaining about the defender bias during the PTR
>>153640928
Look man. A shit ton of people are already top 500. The updates been out for hours. You think you're the first to have this little idea?
>3 mins to find a game
>kicked for inactivity before even being able to select a class despite watching it load entire fucking time
>second game
>2 hanzos per team
>no tanks
>no support
also, did earthshatter get nerfed to shit? it feels seriously shite now
>>153640601
>>153641020
You didn't answer my question and are assuming too much.
>>153640998
autism
>>153639926
>Defense has the advantage for once
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH ATTACK
>>153639859
I hear Soldier from TF2's laugh instead of Pharah watching this.
>>153641063
I'm not answering a retarded question.
>>153640998
Sounds like you're just bad and trying to compensate for something because someone on your team wants better from you.
>>153641050
>that eye roll
On one hand this emote is very simple compared to the other character's, but on the other the details in it are splendid.
>>153641050
>>153641031
Just got a quintuple kill with Earthshatter. Seems the same.
>>153640998
>le everyone is [TOXIC] except me
>>153639310
>thinking shipping fags care
and the slashshipping fags are the worst of the lot.
Did anyone else place significantly lower in comparison to last season? Assuming my S1 placement of 57 (ended at 65) is roughly equivalent to 2850SR, getting stuck full of teams with people who were 50/sub50 and losing most of my games got me placed at ~2400 or 48. I'm already up to ~2700 but holy shit the low 50s hell is real. Some players act like it's their first day of playing.
It probably didn't help that I was forced to play support for most of those games and knowing Blizzard supports probably still get the shit end of the stick when it comes to ranked points.
>Get drunk
>Play Ana
Wew. Good thing I mute the chat and voice.
My team is probably raging.
>>153640951
>Whoever has the best Widowmaker, wins
ebin
>>153640284
screw you, its cute
CATCHPHRASE!!!!!!!!!
>>153639310
why is mccree so perfect
help i am falling for a video game character
>>153641282
WHOA THERE
>>153641140
>>153641136
I didn't even notice the eye roll before now, just the subtle shaking of her head.
I think Mercy's is probably the most detailed overall.
>>153641325
He looks like Bigby here. I like it.
Young McCree skin where.
>>153640806
He was what you casuals would call "kill-stealing"
ITS HIIIIIGH NOOOON
I want a "Nice play!" command on the voice wheel.
>>153641325
Holy shit he looks so handsome there.
>>153641325
I like Pharah with McCree. Growing up and having a crush on the 'older sibling' of a friend or some shit.
OK overall who is the scatter character McCree or Genji?
>>153641356
Here we are, all the laughs.
>>153640612
>>153640951
>>153641180
How about this.
>>153641394
no such thing as kill stealing in overwatch
>>153641434
Best laugh
>S1
>Win almost every game, Place at 68 and advance very quickly up to 72
>at 72, suddenly begin losing every game and fall down to 65
What happened and how do I avoid this in S2?
why are Russians always shittalking their own team, do they not understand the concept of motivation
>>153639954
I unironically love this.
>>153641434
>keeping him floating
it wouldve been better if he went down because he lost concentration on floatingi am aware that it might not be magic but just regular hover tech
>>153641356
This is the best laugh emote
I reckon I could have made that final draw into a win but I played questionably.
These are all Rein games aside from one of the wins, which was Zarya.
I got platinum, 120 points off Diamond.
Did I do Hasselhoff proud?
>>153641356
VASILI , LOOK AT THIS CYKA
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
better team communication, faster reaction to enemy team comp when necessary, more discussion of strategies
>>153641617
ep*c blog where can i subscribe?
>>153640250
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
>tfw unboxed game on.
thanks loot crate
Is it possible to get to top 500 without a team?
There's almost nothing a single person can do to account for bad teammates.
>>153641686
>ThingsNotInComp.txt
Inb4 rank X shitter cause I dared make a joke
>>153641419
Best new ship
>>153641753
well those things are necessary to rank up starting at 65
>>153641734
Surefour got to #1 by himself.
>2741
better than expected given the shitshow that was my first three matches
>>153634994
The prototype for a much larger system.
>>153637672
>tfw hooking Tracer right after she rewinds
>>153641576
Go whine about it on leddit
>Typically get pretty normal assist numbers
>Suddenly getting 30+ defensive and 30+ offensive assists every single match as zen
Did they change something?
>>153634052
>Winston
Not Harambee
>>153641858
I mean without using aimbots
>PS4 still doesn't have the competitive update
>Sitting here playing bloodborne
Blizzard please.
post your first season placement rank, your ptr placement rank and your second season placement rank
>>153641856
Again, a joke.
How long will the season last?
>White Rabbi got fixed
Oy vey, it's like another shoah!
>>153641972
joke's on (You) I'm a quickplay casualbabby
>>153641995
till November
>>153641887
cyka detected
>>153641898
Projectile hitbox increase.
God I fucking hate defense.
What character do you pick on defense, /owg/?
>>153642056
I always play D.va no matter the situation
>>153641972
57 (64 max 54 min)
2400 (2700 max 1900 min)
not done yet
>>153642056
Soldier 76 or Zenyatta
Alright 10 placement games of Mei, Let's see how this shit show goes.
>>153638494
I don't think those s1 comparisons hold anymore. They want more people in the ranks below diamond so they made it a lot harder to reach it/maintain in the ptr and that's carried over to season 2.
>>153642104
thanks for the graviton surge charge and free energy from your ults
>2 weeks of QP with hanzo every game
>comp patch comes that makes hanzo relevant so hes in every game anyway
There's no escape is there?
yeah dude its my team and not me
>>153642154
Fuck off Zarya shitter
>>153642056
Try Zenyatta.
>>153641972
placed 45, 56 season high ;_;
2966
not done yet, I bet I'll be Gold or something
>>153642201
>>153642139
I guess I should. Didn't play him much before.
>>153642038
t. whiny sub-30 troglodyte who can't handle the bantz
>Someone on the other team says "SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING (your character here)" in all chat
Is there a better feeling?
>>153642150
it was harder to reach in ptr because nobody used a mic and people just were not trying as hard making it closer to qp where everyone has around 50% wr
>Completely ruining Reaper's, Pharah's and Roadhog's It's with defence matrix
>>153642309
dueling and killing flankers as mercy is pretty high up there
>People think being platinum is average
It's called silver/gold.
>>153642309
They pick your hard counter to try get you and suffer for it
>>153642309
Litrally something that never happens
Why would the announce their intent on hunting you down in a general chat? They'd use voice chat or team chat
>>153642309
>sleeping a widow as ana from long range
>>153642323
That's bullshit. I did placements 3 times(2 accounts) in the ptr a lot of people were getting diamond from mediocre performances like 5-5 and not doing much for the team.
>>153642357
*Ults
Fucking phone
>>153642309
>Is there a better feeling?
when your teammates shit on you and thinking you're not doing anything and then the enemy team types "wp (your character here)"
>>153642309
>Enemy team has a Lucio jumping arounding contesting the Payload we can't kill him because he keeps Healing Amping It Up and used an Ultimate on himself
>My team still won pretty convincingly despite that
Is Eichenwalde in the comp rotation?
>All games lost in ranked were due to people not switching heroes to counterpick
>>153641325
god fucking damn he looks good
>>153642304
nope, when i dropped below 60 the teamwork and morale building diminished and the me oogas team boogas increased
especially in fucking europe
>>153635959
melbourne?
>>153642447
that's okay but I prefer when your team thanks you personally without using the emote
Recently started playing Winston.
Gotta say, he's OP as fuck when used right.
>>153641020
No they aren't. Season 2 Top 500 hasn't been announced yet. Stop lying homo.
>>153642372
Gold is pure AVERAGE.
Silver is below average
Bronze is special needs
>>153642521
>:O
lucky you blacked out your name faggot.
>>153641020
>people have won 50 games already
bullshit
>Boost forward as D.Va
>Hit Q
>Mech stops all momentum and drops like a rock
Is there a worse feeling?
>>153642357
>being able to make reaper fire all his shots into your matrix and then blasting him when he reloads
>being able to shut down a tracer's bursts by turning defense matrix on and off when she shoots/reloads
I understand why doing this was nerfed
>>153642605
Well you picked a shit hero so you tell me.
>Want to pick Mei for placements because shes legit now
>Know my placement MMR will be screwed because of her low damage totals
>>153641325
I WANT YOUNG MCCREE INSIDE MEEEEEEEEE
>unlike many competitive games it's impossible to carry in Overwatch
>create a new map
>It's even more impossible due to the twelve billion flanks
Gee, thanks Blizzard, first KOTH now this.
>>153642591
Guess what?I even spouted silly HARAMBE memes while monkey dicking everyone
>>153642634
only shit people make heroes shit
>>153642660
As someone who went 9/10 with Mei and Mei alone. Dont do it. placed at 2980 with her. I regret it.
>>153642605
Git gud man, learn to throw the nuke where you want
>>153642372
Silver/gold is 30s/40s from S1
Its shit
>>153642705
D.va sucks. Play winston or reinhardt.
who /bad/ here;-;
>first placement match is classic unga-bunga
>zenyatta who ults on push despite me being a fucking lucio, we all die once push fails
>gold gun roadhog who was complete shit and never swapped
it's good to be back
>>153642521
>27 deaths
Holy fuck dude. I've never died that many times before, even on long koth comp matches.
>>153642740
>reinhardt
>on KotH
If we wanted advice from rank 40 shitters then we would ask.
How are people thinking doubling your first two digits gives you the S1 rank? They made adjustment and it's clear it takes more games to get MMR compared to how piss easy it was to go up an entire rank almost winning a game.
>>153642472
Anyone?
>trained roadhog all off season
>usually top dmg/elem and 60+% hook acc
cant wait to grab more genji ass
> Start actively counter picking in a game based on, well, counter picking.
> Suddenly rack up wins left and right
It can't be that simple, can it?
I've had genjis try to own Winstons for several matches now. Same with Winstons hunting me as Reaper.
Is the playerbase really THAT retarded?I wonde why it took me so long to follow suit
>>153642740
No u, even with the nerf I still carried the shit of my team on my first placement match
If you don't know how to play D.va then yes go for baby's first tank aka Rein
>>153642796
Theyre trying to prove they werent carried to rank 65+
what are the points for each rank?
>>153642795
Nobody said anything about KotH and I also said Winston. Go back to continue losing games with your shit hero that is even more shitter with the nerf she got.
Is rocket boosting a shielding rein off the payload as D.Va a good idea or am I risking getting myself killed for nothing?
>>153642820
topping damage as hog is really easy, but 60+% is alright
>>153642772
Lots of balls of deaths on the point on KOTH
Head to charge in a few times and break them up in order for the rest to follow suit.plus a Reaper wrecking my shit for 1 map
>Balderich
>Warrior's Salute
>Legendary
>100% GERMAN POWER!
>Wrestling
>Hammer Down
>Golden
it is good day to be GIANT MAN
>>153642765
Incoming Silver at that rate.
Also how do you get Draws? Never had one yet. I thought Jeff said that shit would be rare but more than half of the Placement Matches posted here have Draws.
Does Gengu's jump have invincibility frames? I feel like he has the most health in the game, I down Roadhogs faster than him, and all my shots land as I see his health decreasing, albeit very slowly for some reason.
>>153642885
too risky
>people doubling the two digits of their score
when will this meme die
>>153642965
Jeff also said he'd listen to the community but everyone lies anon
I had two draws on ptr and I just had my first draw on live
>>153642972
He's just really fucking nimble, plus his deflect.
If he really anonys you that much in a match just go Winston for a while
>try to stop people from saying ez
>replace it with text that is even more annoying
bravo
>>153642858
Isn't the "nerf" just a half second increase in defence matrix's CD?
>>153642845
>He thinks placement matches matter
>>153642492
>Lost one placement so far
>The Tracer and Reinhardt spent a good portion of the match arguing in text about why the other should switch
4vs6 isn't fun.
>All these people with the top 500 icon that are gold/plat
>>153643090
fun fact if you switch your language the text gets localized
>>153643090
I liked what they did with kys
>played ten brawl games this morning
>eight were defense
>one was attack
>one was a backfill into a losing attack
>two games I had healers (Mercy) on my team
>eight games enemy team had a Zenyatta and a Lucio
>ten games I had Mei/Hanzo/Symmetra/Bastion on my team
>ten games gold eliminations and three+ medals
>five games 60% kill participation
>three games won
If this is any indication of the matchmaking I'll have in placement matches, I think I'll skip season 2 until I get a group.
>>153643095
It doesn't but that's besides the point, my point is D.va is still viable and she'll always be
>It's a "Mercy ults a single person" POTG
>It's a "McCree/76/Reaper gets two kills with their ult" POTG
>It's a "Tracer picks off people at 10HP" POTG
>>153643224
Get a group. In S1 I got placed at 45 and gave up on comp for the entire season.
>>153643206
What did they do
HOW MANY COMP POINTS DO YOU GET FOR EACH RANK AT THE END OF THE SEASON TY
>>153642810
>>153642472
Oh come the fuck on surely some cunt knows this.
>Lose a game
>Don't lost any of my MMR
...What?
PS4 update when
>>153635959
>melbin
hurtsy line? do i know you desu
>>153639310
underrated post. pharmercy shouldn't be romantic. but it's all speculative bullshit anyway.
>>153643302
Yes it is, what makes you think it wouldn't be?
>>153643302
yes
>kill the enemy Mercy so I can ult in peace
>quadruple kill
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
I JUST killed her, everything happened in ten seconds.
>>153643345
That the season starts as soon as it's introduced.
>>153642689
> a game requires you to pull your weight
> a bad thing
When did /owg/ get overrun by casual scum?
will playing zen assassinate my ranking, or is it just lucio/mercy getting cucked?
D-did I do good for my first comp season? Went 7-3
>>153643375
And?
>>153643363
>enemies get tobelstein and 12 O.Clock'd
>not one of my teammates kill ther Mercy, I can't do anything b/c I'm Lucio
>HEROES NEVER DIE
comp is gr8
>>153643394
Yes now get a win and secure your diamond placement before it all tumbles down.
>>153643383
I'm tired of losing games where I had three golds, two silvers, 55% kill participation, and a useless attack Symmetra on my team with no healers.
Hello I am a Junkrat onetrick AMA
Can anyone confirm you don't lose MMR below Diamond or Masters?
>>153643417
And if every clown rushes into placements you're going to have team members playing on a map they've never played before.
>>153643394
let me guess, you played Junkrat
how much comp money can i expect from my placements? debating on doing them in the quest for gold gun
>tfw PS4 player
>>153634924
>Kimiko
She doesn't look Japanese.
Amelie!
Hanzo sure feels annoying now. At least the blizzard buff for Mei is barely noticeable so her influx will be short lived hopefully.
>>153635959
>$700
>on a shitty monitor
HAHAHAHA
http://www.displaylag.com/
>>153643527
>Not letting all the level 200/300+s carry you while you give them healing/block damage for them
>>153643443
Soon
>>153643506
And?
>do all my placements with a friend except for one where i have to leave and they still win
>get placed higher than him even though he was a win up
is it just random or what?
>playing D.Va
>get a quadruple kill while nanoboosted
>get another quadruple kill with my ult because their Roadhog pulled it in
>both made our pushes and won us the game
>wonder which is going to be POTG
>it's our Reinhardt charging someone off the map at the beginning of the game
>playing Winston
>ult and throw three people off the map
>"lost the game but at least I'll get POTG"
>it's a McCree pressing Q
Fuck you Blizzard.
>>153643648
quickplay mmr is a factor
>>153642910>Bloodhardt
>Confident
>CATCHPHRASE
>CHARGE
>CHARGE
Im literally your evil brother.
>>153635959
subhuman
>>153643636
Oh right they fixed Lucio
good luck getting Diamond anon.
>>153643560
Torture.
GIVE ME MY UPDATE
>62% kill participation
>potg (shitty lifesaver one)
>3 golds
>as motherfucking nu-Hanzo
He's so much fun now. But holy hell is he OP as fuck, may need a fucking nerf.
>can more reliably kill pharahs due to projectile speed increase
>can outsnipe widow due to better peek game
>>153643649
>still getting mad at lost POTGs
How is being level 25 feels like?
>>153632696
Looks like garbage
So what's the new meta?
So when you type ez pz now, it auto changes what you wrote into a positive message.
wtf bliz
What's your best playing card(Without venturing into 101%+ kill participation)?
For me it's either this, 97% match on fire, or 27,000 healing as Roadhog
>20+ eliminations killstreak
>broken by a Junkrat mine or a Hanzo scatter arrow
And it's ALWAYS one of those two. I feel like 80% of my deaths are to one of them.
>>153643759
wtf i hate gg ez now
Does Rein and Zen's new voice lines sound like a different VA?
>>153643787
>SIMPLE GEOMETRY
You ever one shot a discorded Rein with scatter arrow? Just did that twice in one game.
>>153643787
>Speeding your team to the objective
>Log to the head as soon as you turn the corner
REEEEEEEEEE.
KILL ALL SHIMADAS.
>>153643776
94% on fire with zen
didn't take a screenshot though.
>>153643776
i got 98% of the match on fire as zen once
>>153643820
I don't know about Zen but i can confirm you that Rein is still the same VA.
>>153643876
>>153643885
Zen has to be the easiest on fire character. Just gotta consistently sling orbs
>>153643873
SEE THROUGH THE WOLF'S EYES
>>153643853
I learned from watching hanzo killcams that you can shoot at the floor on a shallow angle for massive damage
simple geometry!
>>153643776
93% match on fire as Zen
80% on fire as Junkrat (got POTG in that match too, on top of that it was noobani attack)
Oh, I got ebin card for freezing 20 enemies as Mei once.
>Want to do placements
>Have to learn all the ins and outs of the new map before I can risk it.
Thanks Blizz.
>>153643820
I noticed they're different, but it could just be different recording settings or VA's couldn't it right
mercy's "piece of cake" for example sounds good at first but then her voice drops like an octave at "cake" it's pretty funny
>>153643239
>Its a Bastion camps to the side and mows 3 people down outside the attack spawn as the game starts POTG
>>153644039
Seriously, what the fuck is up with that voice line?
Piece of CAKE
>ywn be as cute as Hana Song
>duo get into my game
>what a surprise they're garbage and they both go tanks
fucking joke system how is solo queue not an option.
>>153643918
i agree, it doesn't even feel that rewarding.
>doing placements
>get a team with literal teenagers who think being racist is hilarious and spew memes constantly
I left the channel and we won but still, I thought school already started back? Where are their parents?
>>153643949
What I usually do against a genji or tracer harassing me, is climb up a wall and drop mid climb and shoot scatter arrow at their foot. It's easier for me to one shot them this way.
>>153644104
to be pharah is cooler then dva
>>153643973
did they make any changes to mei besides her ult radius? it charges so fucking fast. maybe I just got good at her
>>153644123
Half the time it just kind of happens. that 97% game didn't really feel special, like it does if I do it with Pharah or Winston
>>153644182
About two patches ago, they made her self healing charge it. Same for 76, Lucio and Hog. But they got ult charge rate reductions to compensate, Mei didn't.
>>153644137
europe? some countries still have holidays, i think one or two more weeks.
>Soldier (me) and Reaper vs gremlin D.Va
>she kills us both
Makes me want to quit the game in shame.
I was thinking of doing my placements are the support players still fkd ?
>>153644182
Ults charge by self healing and Mei's icicle hatboxes got widened so you can 冻住,不许走 super fast.
>>153644279
Blizz claimed they fixed it.
>>153644273
I had that almost happen to me today. Was low hp (20 hp I think?) and got jumped by the gremlin. Got a lucky headshot on her as Hanzo
>you get a loss in placement if someone on your team leaves
xDD
Thank you blizzard for making it easier to spam in chat :^)
>GGEZ
>>153644280
>冻住,不许走!
>fly away to my farthest teammate
>football field sized freezing area still reaches me
I think they went a little overboard with it
>drop biotic field near an almost dead teammate
>they don't stop to heal up
>dead in three seconds
>lost the push
TEAM, HEAL UP HERE
>tfw 4chan servers are fucking up again
GUYS DON'T LEAVE ME
>>153644039
That voice line reminds me of that one Drowning Pool song
>Piece of *tss tss* CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>153644356
>lucky headshot on her as Hanzo
Hanzo could headshot a fucking flea right now. Don't jerk yourself off.
>>153642396
When something like this happens I assume they just pressed enter to chat and forgot they were in match instead of team, it happens to me sometimes.
>>153644460
stay with me too please
>tfw dva fights me(pharah)
>tfw dva is just another frag for the thunderbirds
HAIL
DEATH TO GREMLINS
>>153644495
That's why I said [LUCKY], you sperging autist. Implying that it took no skill to do.
How do I look up profiles. I swear this one guy was hacking or macroing
>>153642605
>the match depends on you getting as fast as fucking possible to the point to contest it as Winston
>press shift
>he barely moves
>>153644457
You forgot the bit where they spammed NEED HEALING beforehand
>>153644548
The webms are fine, you aspie
>>153644457
>run my ass back to the payload near death
>zen/mercy/ana are too busy pissing around with the tanks to pay attention to me
>call for healing
>no response from the healers
>76 right next to me immediately drops his biotic field
>Thanks!
>Acknowledged
Is there a better feeling?
>>153644581
Did you press shift while going up a ramp or stairs? I hate that.
>>153644548
Fuck off.
>>153644595
They're not. Here's your (You).
>>153644619
wtf I hate those webms now!
>>153644656
this is currently my favorite meme followed by SHART IN MART
>>153644703
Shart in mart?
>>153644703
bad post
>>153644723
Designated sharting marts.
American sharting culture.
>>153644567
>100% accuracy as 76
What other stats are worth looking up to determine whether or not he was running hacks or macros
>>153644723
go to >>>/int/ and look for threads about america
>>153644781
Thats his best accuracy though, it says 36% dummy
Anyone else bought new emotes with OW dough? Post what you got
>Zarya laugh
>Pharah's CUTEST laugh
>Symmetra's sitting emote
>>153644826
You can easily shoot at a wall to drop the average down. How the fuck do you explain a game where you have 100% accuracy as 76 though.
>>153644781
he may have just shot a few times when he was sure it would hit in a not serious game, so he would get 100% accuracy
>>153644826
Not him, how the hell do you get 100% accuracy with soldier?
>>153644839
I bought Reaper's laugh and that's it for now
I'm saving the rest of my Overbucks for Sombra
>>153644868
Shoot once then run around in base?
>>153644868
By playing for 30 seconds, shooting only Reinhardts shield, dying, and switching away for the rest of the match.
>>153644839
I bought Pharah's sitting and laughing emotesbecause she's my waifu
Probably gonna buy Zarya's laugh as well
>>153644868
>shoot rein shield a couple of times
>die and switch classes
You now have 100% accuracy
>>153644907
I forgot shooting at rein shield artificially inflates that stat
>>153644839
Both D.Va ones and Lucio laugh. Thinking about Zeny meditation but i don't play him that much anyway.
>can't decide if i put game on or that lovely laugh on D.Va
>>153644839
>D.Va sitting
>Tracer sitting (can blink while sitting)
>Hanzo sitting
>Mercy laugh
>Symmetra sitting
>Greifhardt
>>153644826
Well what stat do you think would be a good indicator of how legit he is?
>>153644962
You'll be able to do both soon.
>>153644994
They will let you have multiple emotes?
>>153644920
>can unlock multiple emotes for each character
>can only equip one at once
EMOTE RADIAL WHEEL WHEN
>>153645074
Would be cool. Sauce?
>>153644994
Link on blue post?
>>153645098
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748875944
>>153645157
Hey, thanks Kaplan
>>153645278
>>153645278
>>153645278
new thread
>some laugh emotes would keep some Blizztards happy.
Genji still needs some toning down his nerf is barely a nerf.
Dragonblade damage should be reduced from 120 to 100. 120 is overkill since he can still use swift strike and deflect.
>>153645307
late bait is late