/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

First for reica Carter!

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>>153579086
>tfw just made a thread

>Greytiding Vox and AI who ignores orders
>Both Admins

>>153579213
Thanks, cutie!

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Autists don't ruin another thread with your terrible meme

>>153580298
Terrible is too vague of a word, they spout the same boring shit and fill up the thread with nothing interesting.

At least it gives me inspiration to start up decent convos with anons in the thread who aren't shitposting.

>>153579814
You're the cutie!

>sneak in an check the summary report at the comm console
>it says I'm a possible traitor
>my mission specifications haven't been decrypted
What's the fucking point, besides possibly getting sec on my ass?

Aurx & Senaat talked about the new name rule.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=14627#p14627

http://pastebin.com/c1aJpSZM
>Foremost Fuckhead: /vg/ used to pride itself on not being an ivory tower kind of deal like TG was.
>Foremost Fuckhead: Don't let it become that way by just ignoring criticism.

>>153581104
You have a much higher chance of appearing on that report if you have a your NT relations set to bad or hostile

>>153581226
Skeptical or opposed you nigger

>>153581217
eh it's just fearmongering he says it himself in that chatlog

>It's working, they're not using bad names now

It was all a scare tactic from the start... I knew it, they just trying to spook us

>>153581217
>Foremost Fuckhead: So you on your own making a decision like this is supposed to be better?
>YF-12 is now Offline.

>>153581217
>low-medium RP

I hate this.

I want to be Nevill and Yahir's fucktoy!

>>153581217
>Foremost Fuckhead: And right now your justification for this is "a few people came to me and complained about the names"
>Foremost Fuckhead: And now a "few" people are complaining about these new rules
>Foremost Fuckhead: Don't they get a voice?

>>153581217
I will never understand why anyone would care about name quality on a lite rp server from /vg/ beyond Faggot McNiggerdicks.

It boggles the mind.

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>>153579306
>No clown ops box or replacing the station nuke with the syndie one

>>153581217
>Senaat has to expose private conversations in a desperate bid to remain relevant and like his opinion still holds sway

>>153581698
Holds sway with me. He was the best headmin we've had. If he thinks something is wrong, I tend to agree.

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>afraid one of the friends you made from ss13 is slowly starting to dislike you

haha

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>>153581217
>You're saying my character couldn't have gotten his name legally changed? Wow. Way to break your own rules on roleplay.

Is he wrong?

>>153581217
Where is the
P R O O F
R
O
O
F
The statistics or a player poll
the examples of shitty names that people have let slide(logs showing admins online not doing anything about a clearly shitty name)
the logs of people actually complaining about the shitty names
Fuck off with shitty nonarguments already.

>>153582350
Aurx literally does not care.
like, even slightly.
He sincerely has a belief that only he knows the way forward and that the playerbase and admins are wrong

>>153580298
>morena
>calling anyone autistic
hAhaahahahaahaha

>>153581581
what did he mean by this?

>>153581698
Based senaat.

I was cruising the forums and found this badboy

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=2755

Absolutely kek

>>153581698
I did it because i care about the server and the people on it, even if i don't play much.

And even so, it's not like this is some super secret talk. This is how Aurx feels and some explanation as to why he's been doing what he's been doing. Transparancy is a good thing.

>>153581217
I've played as Darth Vader and Cuck, who cares about names?

Is there a way to selectively breed certain chemicals out of a plant? I want to transfer a glowshroom's potency to wheat, but I don't want to have wheat loaded down with radium.

>>153583560
Find the genome
PURGE the wheat with he genome

>>153583560
Potency is (or should) be a different gene than product.

>>153583176
>open post
>doobiedoo23
>close

>>153583683
Product falls under the purview of something else now; The gene for Potency controls both the chemicals the plant produces alongside the potency and a few other things, I thought.

>>153583664
Wouldn't this just make it produce only radium?

>sj leaks chatlogs
>he's a villain
>senaat leaks chatlogs
>he's a hero

Why is this+/? t. Not SJ

>>153583938
THE BENSTER is a little fag while senaat is the hero we deserve
death to the infidels
behead those who insult senaat
this is a sharia controlled server

>simple rule to have names that make some kind of sense, not even a big deal, we even used to enforce it before
>aurx is now hitler
lmao this thread
just stop naming yourself Ass Penis retards

>>153583938
they both fagets

>>153583803
Oops
Well uh you can just dump a few robust harvest bottles onto the wheat to increase potency

>>153583938
for one; thread is different people with different opinions, i thought sj's logs were hilarious

for two, to explore the viewpoint of someone who might have disliked sjs logs; he was leaking a private conversation for the purpose of shitting on someone, and only shitting on someone, so it could probably be construed as being quite scummy
meanwhile, senaat leaked the chatlogs to show just how unwilling to budge Aurx is, and to get a point across that the man is basically being a fucking dictator about this shit

>>153584134
Except they didn't just ban shitty names, they banned names that have been acceptable for FOREVER. Dorf PM, Bob the X, Dr. Steve, all of that is illegal now because ???

>>153584134
>just stop naming yourself Ass Penis retards

No one did this enough to require such a strict rule, the level at which Aurx is interpreting that rule is Nuke levels of no-fun.

>sj waifus a few girls
>he's a villain
>Shiggy waifus a few girls (and one gay russiaboo)
>he's a hero

Why is this?
t. Not sj

>>153562318
Felicity always grand powergames and validhunts so I dunno what you expected.

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>>153584134
fuck off aurx

ass penis has not been kosher forever, however Dorf, Bob, and others were beloved by people and you shut that down because you're some nigger ass bay refugee

>>153584446
>Valid hunts
Literally never does this, shes always in science making things look nice or on the roid autisiming

>>153584453
This.
I'm all for fucking up Sawbones, but going full Hitler on names is not the way to do it.

>>153584369
we hate both fags

Is there a detailed list of what chemicals every food and drink contains?
I need it for science.

>>153584369
>gay russiaboo


what

>>153584626
She got max TRIGGERED after stealing, grabbed her metalesbian buddy to instantly back her up and got the borgs blown as a result.

>>153584835
READ
THE
WIKI

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>YF-12 is now offline

Morena is trying to ERP again!!!!!

>>153585258
Send her my way

>>153585301
>her

>>153584835
>>153584970
Wiki actually is terrible for this because it mostly has jokes instead of info

read snacks.dm

>>153585432
>He

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>this is your future

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>>153585950
>that madman scientist actually signed this

>>153586087
it took him like 10 minutes to write. how could I not sign it.

>>153585726
>>153585258
Why bother shitposting about me, i'm sitting in bed enjoying some shitty youtube vids, just stop already.

>>153584970
Wiki has ingredients but no specific details on contents.

>>153586676
for real though jokes aside, ERP on vore later?

top/bottom guy/girl, I do it all, just no actual vore

In times like these, I say we awaken the chicken god and ask for guidance, even if he didn't have the fokin eggs to ban lipstick bitches back when.

>>153586762
see >>153585454

>>153586787
>implying security did anything wrong that round

Hello rei

>>153586990
Mind you, I wholeheartedly support sec not going to die for a shit captain, its the lipstick part that sucks donkey balls.

>>153587090
Lipstick application happened once as a joke due to boredom. Sitting in the brig with nothing happening isn't fun.

It was overblown as a meme.

>>153586773
I don't ERP and I don't go on vore, fuck off.

>>153585950
I love this kind of autism, too bad its a rare breed on the monkey pen we call a space station.

I miss hat storage.
Why was it removed all those years back, anyways?

>>153588003
hat storage when?
shoe storage when?

>>153587219
Well, here is a perspective.

Lipstick is in a static location near sec, and if you picked it up and were to waste even a single inventory space with it, you intend to use it.

It was used by some male fag playing as a pretty female character to attention and aplied to another male fag playing as a female character for atention. If you go by time waster logic, literally anything would be better to waste time than applying fucking lipstick from one fag to another. A tale, general conversation, maybe advice or shittalk the cap, etcetera. Not fucking applying lipstick.

Literally no reason to do so, and the circumstances point to mass fagotry.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11714

>>153588216
>using an item in the game is faggotory and bannable

It's literally half a second clicking a sprite, how is half a second of action bad when nothing other than talking/watching the door was happening?

>>153588534
>Celt if this is all you have to contribute I'm going to ban you
Clusters metafriend hugbox confirmed.

>>153581217
>tfw senaat doesn't want to headmin and save us from this pain
He'Lloyd always be the most based spessman

>>153588597
Ignoring player context, even if it wasn't faggotry enough to waste time, its still the shittiest fucking way to spend time, of course, you can't really argue that at all since its objectively shit compared to any sort of half hearted conversation.

Faggotry made by faggots, planed and executed fagotry, exclusively between two massive fags, which I'm fairly certain have already had several records of similar interaction bullshit.

But sure, let's ignore this fagotry and its background that exceeds VG patience levels for fagotry.

>>153585454
Oh man, chef just became way stronger than I realized it was.
You can get essentially infinite slime jelly with enough mystery soup, and with the help of robotics and a chemist you can create nanobots and by extension necromorphs.

>>153589142
But there was a conversation going on during it all. Were you there?

Why don't you ban request it? We're I in your shoes I wouldn't be too scared to say things publicly and not just anonymously shitpost.

>Hippie is considering adding poo

>>153589457
>Anon is fiddling with the goonecode, it looks like he's trying to re-add poo!
>Anon seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

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>>153589142
You sound mad

>>153588534
Celt fights for justice.
Headmin when?

>>153589142
Context is the whole thing, what were they supposed to do? Stand around AFK and do nothing? Sorry people don't play how you want them to, fuck off.

>>153589142
>exclusively between two massive fags, which I'm fairly certain have already several records of similar interaction bullshit.

Who do you think it was senpai?

>>153589442
Huh.
I've never seen this mommi spaghetti stuff.
I wonder what the AUTISTNANITES reagent does. Probably gives you autism.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bP48ngwLRM

>>153589457
i'm currently trying to dissuade them from doing it and am slowly losing faith in humanity

>>153589457
Do it fagets

Poo wizards and Fecal Pooington the clown will descend on that shithole and unleash the apoocalypse

What don't we have poo?
What if help intent groin with a paper cleans your ass and until you do you randomly vomit from the smell

>>153589453
If a proper conversation was indeed going on, why faggot It up with uncharacteristic lipstick application, no bloody ic reason, its ooc faggot players doing it to other fags for the sake of being faggots and trying to be "cute". Sec, being cute. Where would I even begin with that shit.

Its like 1 month old, not enough momentum to ignite any interest, and it was clear as fuck that if the fucking head honcho said ban, and no fucking admin had the cahones to actually fucking do it with absolute authority permission and recomendation, that they won't be banned to begin with. Why bother when at the strongest case, literally nothing happened or will happen, anonimity breaking be damned, nothing will ever happen.
>>153589550
Ya sound like ya got no argument.

We need piss if we're getting poo.
Jarate when?

>>153590318
You really are quite upset, is it you rei?

Ckeys are SolariousGabriella (Naomi Williams) who applied lipstick to Strawberrytan (Reica Carter). I look forward to seeing a ban request.

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>>153590505
Yes please

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>>153588534

>>153590318
>If a proper conversation was indeed going on, why faggot It up with uncharacteristic lipstick application
Because its a (lite)roleplay server, and it appears to make people upset which is a good enough reason.

>>153590318
>Sperging out this much over applying lipstick to someone else
>BUT BU MUH IC REASON
Nigga we are not a heavy RP server

>>153581217
>using 'appeal to anti-TG' as an argument unironically

Jesus christ

>>153591143
Despie our claims of being light RP, spess-wise, we're a medium RP server on the spess scale of RP.

>>153591357
>we're a medium RP server on the spess scale of RP.

This is a terrible meme that needs to stop.

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Hey /ksg/ how's your day been?

Went to a cafe for lunch, it was cheap but good. Will go again for sure

>>153591357
Still dude there are other things people do for OOC reasons and not IC and no one complains oh but God forbid applying lipstick to someone else as non-clown should be bannable offence

>>153590318
rei why the fuck did you come back just fucking leave you sperg

>>153591357
This concept of us being med RP has done nothing but cause drama and stifle people's fun.

It's shit and has never belonged here outside of experimental weeks.

>>153591910
Fuck off and stop trying to make us into TG

>>153591819
Is ksg even still a thing? How many years has it been?

>>153591819
>its another reica falseflag

>>153591819
I ate some gas station pizza for lunch and a fruit
Just ate a small ameriburger for now till I ear dinner

>>153591998
>deep danger
>implying anyone gives a shit about him

lmao no

>>153592030
I don't even know what TG is like these days, but I always remembered it being the server trying to apply more unnecessary rules from self-righteous shitmins.

>find a cool waifu
>she has a "friend"
don't give me that

>>153592347
she's giving him a blowy under the table

>>153592490
Its true, I am.

>>153590574
>>153591841
Ahh, of course you think I'm rei despite me already saying I hate trump gimmicks and didn't object at all, its easier to just assume I'm someone else instead of giving a valid argument.
>>153591143
Mate, not light or medium is this fagotry accepted. Light, medium or whatever in between, ic and ooc, its fagotry. You saying now that some random dude playing a waifu for attention and applying lipstick for no discernable ic reason to another waifu fag is alright even when pomf said it was bullshit faggotry enough to ban em both?

>>153592921
hi rei, until you say who you are im going to keep assuming you are rei since you sperg out about dumb shit like this

>>153592921
R u the same dude who doesn't like crusades

>>153592921
I hate their stupid asses, too, but outright banning them is a bit much.

Just trash their one dimensional asses down disposals and be done with it.

What are they gonna do about it, complain to a mod?

They should be valid, though, like when we used to valid bronies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl6k_h2drK8
Aurx as a substitute teacher.mov

whoops! >>153593479
] Wrong video; meant: [/spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpsRKuyi3Y
Aurx as a substitute teacher.mov

>>153593389
This, hate how shitmins are so ban happy.

>>153591998
>deep danger
Nobody wanted that autist around. Gimmicks like that are funny for maybe one round, after that, they're annoying.
Like the mesalla of rome or persifal the fair or whatever their name was.

>>153593593
I just can't stop cocking up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpsRKuyi3Y
is aurx as a substitute teacher

>>153593479
>>153593593
Ok Celt

>>153593061
Why would I break anonymity for whatever kind of legitimacy proof, rei was a massive fag that went absolutely nuclear over people not liking his absolutely dogshit meme bus, to the point ooc chat was shitting all over him, everyone, even other admins were shitting on him, me included, believe it was deff map when that happened. I'm complaining over lipstick, not sec doing the right thing, reveling against the shit meme captain and not dying for something they didn't believe.
>>153593112
I prefer Neo Russian gear, but so long as you don't go full autistic with the armor, I don't mind.

>>153593479
>>153593593
>>153593720
I aint clicking

>>153593831
you sound like such a try hard

>tfw if it wasn't for sociopath shitmins ss13 would be a beautiful, awesome game with genuine and open civilization existing purely on the innocent intentions of people who wanna participate in great times.

>>153594168
"I don't know why you hate your janitors... they're you. They're just you." - Moot, 2012

Any community filled with sociopaths will by default have only sociopath administrators

>>153594082
I don't even powergame in any real way, I don't abuse cryo for 700 tricord or carry like 3 antitox pills or anything, I play fairly normal anon. Even when I play cargo, I don't rush guns or whatever, I mostly just build and shit, and as antag, I don't even like to murder bone, I prefer to c4 crucial shit and such.

>>153591908
I'm sorry there wasn't enough interest for a funeral

>>153594168
>existing purely on the innocent intentions of people who wanna participate in great times.

lol

>Morena has a boyfriend
What the fuck?

>>153594563
source?

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>setting people to arrest all shift for fun
>genuine chaos ensues in brief spurts of mass arrests

>>153594719
>Ask AI once to take me off arrest after beepsky gets me
>Safe rest of shift
If people would just use the AI they would avoid so many problems

>>153594816
Once I realized someone was messing with arrest I just took everyone off it.

>>153592347
>tfw you are biz markie

>>153594849
>hide in the coffin all round
>hide in the coffin on the shuttle
>WHEELCHAIR
>everyone dies
>wait
>WAIT
>TATER NEVER OPENS THE COFFIN
>SURVIVE ALL THE WAY TO CENTCOMM
>BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>153594849
good shit

Fuck this was a horrible shift to play as sec

>>153594946
>Tell Hyun-Ae I want to read her Deadpool comics
>Get punched in the face

>>153595008
>punch you in the face
>knocks you over first hit

Got rekt by a tiny Korean chick.

>>153594849
What's the wheelchair thing? Never saw it in action.

>>153594946
That was my coffin.
You owe me your life, or at least rent.

>>153595187
I took that one from the chapel, someone stole the one I was using earlier.

>>153595130
think of a gun that a doctor would use that shoots healing bullets

now swap out those healing bullets for massive fractures, broken bones and bleeding and scrap the gun, it's a wheelchair that crushes people you roll over

>>153595130
Syndie wheelchair.
It wrecks people you run into.
Broken bones for everyone.

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Should I do it?

>>153594673
a mutual friend, apparently it's one of the other 'waifu' players.

>>153595368
Do it, Celt.

>>153595368
You and the banhappy twat are shitheads.

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>>153595262
>>153595327
Holy shit, that sounds fucking amazing, and any medical staff can just down creatine and go ham. Shame I never saw it, but ah well.

>>153595474
Who is the ban happy twat?

>>153595464
I'm not Celtic

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>>153595707
It's either you or Arthurdentist. And considering what a terrible person you are it's obviously you, Celt.
Here's a photo of the only people logged in during the time as soon as that went up.
Please don't lie, it's unbecoming as an admin and quite frankly it's a horrendous for you to just joke about trying to ban somebody for terrible reasons.
Go somewhere else to waste players and other admins time, you gigantic fuck.

>>153595368
The chances are, itl make a few chuckles but not make much. Go for it, admins need a laugh, and if they get banned, the shitstorm would be fun.

>>153593673
I liked all three of those.

>>153596206
Actually I screenshotted it and logged off so nobody could see my name. To avoid people figuring out my ckey

>>153596206
You can be stealth online, dork.
Just check the box.

>>153589442
Having done mystery soup parade, you really don't. You still need a respectable amount of it and regardless it gives people messages so all you do is kill people would would have ate welderfuel snack bars and thought nothing of it. Saving you time in the process.

Please don't nanobot even as antag though. Generally what happens is it kills 5 or 6 retards, they get lasered, they're out of the round, everybody comes to lynch the chef whether he did it or not and then it's pseudo-extended if no other antags step up. Sure, it's a great learning experience for them but all you do is ruin their evening for nothing and encourage more powermetagaming by them just refusing to eat chef shit again.

>>153594816
>Confused retard antag gets all access from a stolen hop id after the mime explosive implant ZAS R-R-R-R-RAMPAGE!!!!'s the hop line and everyone around it.
>Walks into upload and dongers the onehuman while I'm busy and miss the alert
>Doesn't say or order anything
>Goes and empties out the caps locker
>Go and empties the CMO locker
>Keep adding increasingly retarded descriptions with photos of him doing his biz in my newscast
>My loyal readership actually notices and resets me
>Someone asks for an arrest
>He gets put in gay baby jail in maint since Zenny the turbo toe the line griffer has fucked up my borg and locker welded it. The borg logged off or something cause he never responded even after we got him help.
>Confused retard takes 15 minutes before he even considers door hacking
>Can't even do that right
>Fucks a door up with an emag
>Fucks up the cameras
>Somehow kills himself in a way he can't be teleported back
>Didn't even hide his mag so when someone fishes him out he gets dumped in the morgue for it.
>He never hurt anyone so all he had to do was ask out over anything but common and he'd have been in the wind.
I felt so bad for him.

>>153596734
Nanobots aren't done by eating, though.
The nanites just turn you into a cyborg. You gotta do chemistry to make medical nanobots, then OD someone to turn them into a necromorph.

>>153596931
Doesn't the medical nanobots heal tox? even then you can just put a poison that does burn or brute damage to set them off

>>153595448
They are dating Strawberrytan?

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>>153595464
>>153596206
Watch out

>>153597036
Medical nanobots heal fucking everything like DD on steroids, but if you've got too much in your system you turn into a cyberhorror or whatever the not-necromorphs are called.

>>153597159
Cyber horror?

>>153597159
Gimme data anon, health per tick for DD and for Medical Nanobots

Medical nanobots are the most criminally underused thing on the server, I don't understand it

>>153597207
ZOMBIES MADE OF NANOMACHINES THAT INJECT YOU FULL OF MEDICAL NANOBOTS AND BREAK ALL OF YOUR BONES

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>>153596206

>>153596206
Jesus christ dude what got you riled up? It isn't even me.

>>153597134
Probably, I don't know who it is

>>153597159
does it work with OD? if so are dionas immune?

We assblast usa now

>>153597207
They're mentioned briefly in the chemistry guide on the wiki, as well as the creatures page. They heal over time and their attacks inject medical nanites.
20u is a guaranteed kill and resurrection, though if you're already hurt enough anything over 5u can finish you.
Nanobots themselves are great if not OD'd, though. They even cure viruses.

>>153597672
Dionae are supposed to not be affected by nanobots at all because they're already OP, but there's a typo in the code that nobody has bothered to correct

Morena insider here, ask me anything about morena, I know it all.

>>153597151
What makes you think that this is anywhere near of a moral thing to do?
You're joking about banning me. As in keeping me out of a server for something that's completely insignificant in all aspects!
It's not funny. There's no humor in it. It's crude, it's hateful, and it makes me feel bad when I have people like you shitposting about me in the thread constantly.
I get that you don't have to like me. But it's tiring me out having to deal with this constantly. You might scritch the crumbs out of your neckbeard and gurgle out a "Heh, I don't like that ONE thing SolariousGabriella did that ONE time. I know, i'll flame her as much as possible!".
But, it's not cool. It hurts. It makes me feel bad and it makes me want to just give up and cry.
You'd think you'd know how to deal with people better or act like a somewhat competent person considering you're an admin, Celt.

Guess I was wrong about you...

>>153597605
It isn't funny and I just want the shitposting to be nipped in the bud...

>>153596206
end your life fambo it's obvious the ERP-but-not-really crowd is here to stay you'd have 10 other staff members vigorously defend you
I think you're safe

>>153597476
It's just a pain to get everything necessary to make them, and if you don't have a way to synthesize more, you're only left with 4u, if you used one roburger.
But if you have the time to get what you need from, mining, robotics, the kitchen, and the bar, there's a chance some retard will overdose.

It's just not worth the time when you can force a few more pills down their throat.

>>153597476
Nanites themselves require robotics and a microwave to make and nobody really knows about them.

>>153597814
3 sizes, eye color, favorite food

>>153597832
>her
Stop lying you psycho twink.

>>153597934
>heals faster than cryo without requiring cryo
>cures viruses
>only metabolizes while healing damage so you can inject it pre-fight and meme all over whatever you're fighting
>closes wounds instantly
It's a fucking superdrug, it's worth the hassle

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>>153597832
dude just stop, please

>>153597991
>>153597934
You should really be able to order a vial of 15 units or something from cargo.
With head-level access, of course.

>>153598119
just do the dropper glitch

>>153597814
Why does she grief people then ahelp when people don't put up with her shit?

>>153597832
Yes! Gud Goyim, everybody who disagrees with your ban happy forum police shittery is celt.
Maybe consider that actions have consequences next time you want to jump into shit that didn't concern you and try to blow it out of proportion to get your ban valids.

>>153597991
>tfw chaplain has a nanite and roboburger gimmick
>tfw chaplain makes the service borg mass produce nanites
>tfw we have to camp him all shift
>tfw he was genuinely a non-antag and a cool dude that did'nt cause any grief or trouble
Bizzarro /ss13/ is the best.

>>153597832
Thanks for being nice to me anon
t. SolariousGabriella

>>153598051
Wasn't me, and I am a girl when I wear a skirt~

>>153598119
Of nanites or nanobots?
I agree with nanites, but not nanobots, that'd devalue them

>>153598206
kil urself

>>153598119
Ah yes, with IED-level access you say

>>153598119
Can the oddyseus still scan and synthesize infinite chemicals?

>>153597476
You think Chemists are even competent enough to make cryo most of the time?

You expect most of em to even check the wiki half the time, cmon mate.

>>153598079
The people that have the easiest time making them is science, and healing people isn't their job.
Why should science spend 30 or so minutes on something that you don't really need? Medical nanobots are an extreme luxury

Is it possible to extract chemicals from a mob's body?
Theoretically you could make more medical nanobots with the help of a cyber-horror, some very precise timing, and a monkeyman.

>>153598259
Yeah.

>>153598509
You can induce vomiting with charcoal or jaunters then extract it from the vomit puddles.

>>153598256
What did I do to you senpai~

>>153598498
It's better than spending 30 minutes blowing up the station and handing out dozens of guns to assistants as soon as R&D is finished.

>>153598509
Yes, extracting their blood will extract other chemicals as well in their proper ratios. You can drain a mob pretty far with an IV drip set to draw mode. At least, it works on complex mobs. Not sure about simple ones.

>>153598634
Difference is that it takes 30 seconds to print a gun as opposed to 30 minutes for 4u nanobots.

>>153598258
>This nigga doesn't know

Ima give ya a tip from cargo, a hydroponics order comes in a crowbar crate, opens all crates when mad and makes meat, ditch the ieds.

What a shit round. So many players spending so much time dead

>>153598760
part of the game pussy

>>153598752
Ah yes goat level access, the only level higher than captain

>>153598634
You say that like it's a bad thing. When everyone has guns murderboners get dunked on. And if you give 6 people suicide bombs you'll eventually tag the wizlingpire.

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>>153597134
it ain't me

>>153598850
>He doesn't glitch into centcomm and leave with a seraph by station time 12:07
Step it up.

>>153598752
Didn't **uster self-merge a "fix" to that?

>>153598843
For a NEET who plays 24/7 this, of course, is irrelevant

>>153599015
Shut up Solarious.

>>153599089
Wasn't me

t. Sunshine Gabriel

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>>153597770
Even now there is a trickle of hope.

>>153599172
Shut up Solarious.

>>153599015
Are you sure?

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I'm sorry Kami-sama I failed to protect you.

>>153599383
Why dont you shut me up?

Eros dorms room 5 in 15 mins

>>153599475
It wasn't your fault. I was too confident in my gunning abilities.

>>153599647
Shut up Solarious.

That post catastrophe atmosphere, though.

Picking through the bodies to see if anyone could be saved. Wasting time on a chemist with blown to pieces internals in vain. Looking for paper among the corpses to write reports on, and forgetting that there was a tray on the medbay desk and in my office full of it. This is what we play SS13 for!

I still need to learn to actually use the pray button, though. I'm hesitating way too much, I think.

>>153599787
I'll shut up if you add me on steam ok? I'm just really lonely

>>153600000
Shut up Solarious.

>>153600098
I got quints, please just add me. I want to have a friend.

/id/SolariousG

>>153600000
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

what's the discord?

>>153600334
https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7

>>153599948
They'll tell you if you're being a needy bint and need to sod off b4 you u git sopped

http://www.strawpoll.me/11133718

Gonna keep gathering opinion. I'll be posting links here, in ooc, and on discord every once in a while during peak hours. Vote if you have an opinion, cause Aurx isn't gonna hold the polls.

>>153600942
This is also what you play ss13 for

>>153581217
>expect a badass deathsquid
>get Nigger, Digger Nicks, and their combat borg NIGGER 9000

better than expected

did you know that dr celt has sexual fantasies about 2hotdogs

>>153598195
>Why does she grief people then ahelp when people don't put up with her shit?
When have I ever done this, I'm just on the couch watching tv hehe :3

what do you think Sue smells like

Daily reminder your Waifu is to be loved, don't mistreat her.

>>153604137
Like a sweaty vulva

>>153604193
haha

>>153604193
Nothing when a mime
Industrial grade antiseptic otherwise, like every other spaceman

>>153604480
and frustration

>>153604480
>>153604193
I also quoted the wrong post

>>153604779
>>153604480
oh, good answer then

that was my guess

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>MALF OPS

Haha, what does Ashe Mallory smell like?

>>153604927
iccy oocy bippidy boopy

>>153604975
Like pepper

PLEASE READ THE WIKI IF YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING CHEMISTRY OR SIGN UP AS CHEMIST
>for basic cryo mix, the following are required (pretty much)
>25-30u Cryoxadone - To heal all standard damage. Cryox heals all standard forms of damage quickly, but only at extremely low temperatures. Also heals clone damage, but slowly.
>25-30u Clonexadone - To heal clone damage. Functions the same as Cryoxodone, but heals clone damage much quicker. Stacks with Clonexadone.
>10u Alkysine - To cure brain damage from recent clones.
>5u Ryetalin - To cure genetic defects from recent clones. This will also remove any genetic powers.
After that put any basic healing chem, it doesn't really matter, Dex+ is nice. Auxiliary shit like imadoze, arith, hyrol, iron, ethyl, tramadol is worthless. Harmful chems will get you bannud

What does plasma smell like

No really, what does it smell like

>>153605131
Burned nostrils.

>>153605131
Like malf AI or Engineering stupidity.

>>153599948
>blown to pieces internals
I think that was the case with many of the corpses there, the Captain had a pretty strong laser

protip: if you press F1 and type in
> ` ` {ADMIN_PING}
EVERY admin on the discord gets pinged. It needs to be that exactly.
enjoy

>Join
>30 seconds later
>Get killed by some maniac in a wheelchair
10/10, would get rolled over again

Skateboards when
Spraypaint when
Punk rock playlist on the juke when

What do you think (you) smells like? Ha ha.

Holden Bennett says, "Wouldn't it be awkward if I touched your boob while operating haha"

>>153605101
I just use 50u cryox.

>>153605793
>tfw nobody has ever touched your boobs

>>153606031
If you're in the US or Canada i'll come grope your mantits. I just need an address.

>>153606127
Sorry I'm in the UK.

>tfw my entire university's internet is apparently permabanned from the server

>>153606337
Really makes you think

>>153606031
I kinda want advanced intent interactions. Like, kicking people in the butt if you select groin and kick someone when their sprite is facing away from you. Or help on head to pat head. Or grab on hand to hold hands. Stupid stuff like that.

Too bad that'd probably be 2 lewd 4 vg.
>help intent groin

>>153606395
Help on hands should be going for a high five, that's manly.
If anything grab on hands should be hand holding but that is gay. I agree about wanting advanced intent interactions, though.

>>153606395
>>153606621
I want to kick people in the crotch and do that manly arm grab thing from predator

>>153606395
>grab on chest against female
>grab on crotch against male
>bite help on mouth

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>>153606395
>help on head to pat head
W H E N

>>153606868
don't post that lewd filth here

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GOOD JOB DRAGONBRO ALL I DID WAS DO WHAT CELT TOLD ME TO THIS IS ADMIN ABUSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[deadmin request]
[deadmin request]
[salty threadposting]
[deadmin request]
[deadmin request]
[impotent rage]

>>153579213
>>153579814
>>153581059
Kill yourself Reica

GAS the fucking headmins FUCK AURX KILL AURX

>>153607980
Deadpool you're a fucking retard holy shit.

>>153586676
>>153587304
If you want the memes to stop then don't reply you attention whoreshit
It sounds like you were the one shitposting you bitch

>>153608076
all i did was spam
> ` ` {ADMIN_PING}
without the meme arrow in adminhelp

I DID NOTHING WRONG
FREE DEADPOO
DICKS OUT FOR DEADPOO
BRITS OUT FOR GERRY

>>153608201
yeah but knowing you, you probably did it a shit load of times

>>153608201
Nobody cares enough

Who is the tallest waifu on station? Tall girls are the best.

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Do you think aurx would have cried if he was on during this round?

>>153608439
you missed a lot of the good ones

>>153608502
yeah I left the round early

>>153608403
5'10 with prosthesis, that tall?

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>>153608275
How many times I did it isn't important.What is important is what I'm going to do

yes i know its not a bane quote but it damn well should be

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=2768&p=14646#p14646

Final tabulation for today's poll. You'll find it on page nine, by user LemonTheFruit.

>>153608757
>officer you have to listen to me, it doesn't matter if i shot him 1 or 50 times!

Goodbye Soca

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2383

>>153608853
With the right type of gun it doesn't matter.

>>153608954
>waifushitter

Good job Soca.

>>153608954
whats so fucking hard about not being a complete fucking idiot as an admin? Are the buttons that tempting?

>>153608954
Someone give this faggot a greencard.

>>153609297
Oh the irony

>>153609297
whats morena's deal why is she so whiny about everything

>>153608813
I can't wait to finally play with my actual name, again.

It feels so wrong and boring what I am now.

>>153608813
Nobody gives a shit what you do, Lemon, you're obnoxious. Let the adults deal with this shit, you know, the people who have been around long enough to know what they're talking about.
Honestly, don't get involved in this. Enjoy spess without it.

>>153609553
He's underage

>>153609297
>tranny
>why do you have to be a special snowflake
>>153609553
Because they're a tranny on hormones, they have to whine about something otherwise they get a fatal oestrogen overdose

>>153608813
Is this retard Fuel Tank Tom, Deep Danger, or any of the other shitters?

>>153609635
I liked that funpost.

>>153609994
Captain Bluespace
captains able to choose their own gimmick name like clowns/mimes/wizards WHEN

I want Aurx's shit to fail. I don't actually care about it but I want Aurx to know he isn't king and his personal opinion isn't shit in the face of the actual community. Him and his discord circlejerk need to go.

>Deadpool shat on by admins
>felicity shat on by admins

Is the waifu era finally at an end?

>>153610296
>the end of the waifu era might soon be here
>the removal of that stupid name rule might soon be here

Is this the Golden Age we've been waiting for?

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When did sawbones become admin

>>153610542
When he got all of his metafriends to back him for it, pushing for a 'why not' scenario. He isn't even a full admin and already going against the admin team on rulings.

>>153610542
I have no idea how he made it, but I'd take a chucklefuck over a tight ass.

>>153610296
>>153610420
Felicity won't go, Soca will be deadminned, Morena will be killed by rei in a murder suicide.

We're in for a golden age for waifus

>>153610652
who

>>153610747
>deadminning the most experienced admin bar aurx
>over a waifu shitter who notoriously rolls antag and does shitty stuff constnatly

l m a o

>>153610652
Admins fighting each other is nothing new.

>>153610542
I hope it was by defeating each admin in combat

>>153610895
>soca
>experienced
Yeah, miss 'leaves vague notes, does no investigation in her bans with shitty reasons' soca is very experienced and good at what she does!

>>153610895
Please justify killing the antag for doing a gimmick they don't like

>>153611286
Waifushitter.

>>153610542
Why is Sawbones to well loved? Do they do a great gimmick or something? I hear lots of talk but I don't play much and haven't seen them

>>153611638
You don't need to rely on a gimmick for people to like you.

>>153599015
G-GOOD!

>>153610652
>already going against the admin team on rulings

So? The last thing we need is the admins all becoming one big echo room where they jack eachother off for agreeing on things; We need someone who'll oppose them and make them actually think instead of go 'oh (x) agrees with (y) and so do I so we're all right and anyone who disagrees is a TOE THE LINE SHITTER WAIFUFAG'

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>>153611848
>>153611638
His gimmick was being a shitter.

Is he still a shitter

>>153612027
He still does the exact same things when he actually plays, most notably going AFK after 20 minutes.

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>>153606395
>Help intent female torsos with a bucket for milk

>>153612141
>help intent female groin with container

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>>153612141
We'd need an equivalent for men too though
For balance of course

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>this bay-tier name rule

>>153610296
>Felicity shat on my admins
?????

>>153612391
It ain't long for this world, hopefully.

>>153612424
>felicity will never shit on you
why live

>>153612328
Help intent male groin for piss

>>153610296
im unbanned now kek

>>153610296
>My waifu is never in any trouble
It's the end of joke waifus.

what a shit round

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>that unbearable itch

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[Redacted]

>>153612948
WHAT ARE YOU DOING! STOP! HELP!

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>this is your admin

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>be cargo tech
>get a shotgun because some guy is murdering people in the medbay
>later in the round walk outside with my shotgun
>HoS makes me give it to him
>just go back to Cargo and get another shotgun

I like how when he stunned me in the shuttle his first instinct was to go for the medkit full of IEDs and not the second shotgun, too.

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>mfw offering people tank bombs at the shuttle
>everyone refuses and runs away
>they all die anyways

Anyone else lagging terribly? It is like I am playing a turned based space simulator.

>>153613041
TOE
THE
LINE
S H I T T E R

he doesnt even play the game, he's like the boss of your department that has 0 experience in that department

>>153613041
Who was this again?
He seems fine desu

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>waste cooled
>distro improved
>power sorted
>newbie engineer left to mess with the singulo
>spend the whole shift experimenting plasma cooling
>literally nothing happens the whole shift for engineering

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>>153613402
>Newbie engineer left to mess with the singulo
>Nothing happened