/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

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widowmaker

where's sombra

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NAME ONE THIGN

>>153509074
Something like Stargate command center

>>153509426
General inability to aim

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Tracer

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>>153509381
Has murdered a billion Omnics

>>153509419
In this very thread.
>Sombra is shitposting about waifus RIGHT NOW.

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7th for fixed art.

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I'm sorry /owg/, tried to save you from the waifufags but I had to run some errands.

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Post webm.

>>153509426
Health pack

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>>153509407
Is angry

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lets go

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Are you just going to stand there and stare or are you going to help me cool off??

if you're not able to shoot a pop corn carton in hollywood attack and keep it in the air for at least 3 shots you're not gonna do well as mccree and you should change your character to something that doesn't require as much aim to be effective

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Never forget even with your precious daddy 76 ships, Mercy gets dwarfed every night by massive dong and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>153509407
Redemption!

Starting with comfy sweaters.

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A reminder to prepare for November's shit storm.

Don't get caught unprepared. Get your images ready or a bunker if you can't handle it just in case.

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>>153509426
when you're winning a 1v1 against someone then they reach the health pack

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Jamison Fawkes!

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So did Ana let Pharah know she was still alive or did she let her daughter think she was dead for 5+ years?

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>>153509653

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>>153509653
I'd rather crackship Torbjorn and Dva

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>>153509628
>forcefed shit by widowmaker and livestream it on twitch

>>153509845
Let her know, I think Ana wrote letters to Pharah

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>>153509893
I've seen one picture with DvaxTorb
Do you have it

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>>153509893

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>>153509893
no

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>>153509426
>PotG is Reaper or Bastion
>PotG is somebody pressing Q from the Attack or Defense category.
>PotG gets all of the commendations even if they played like shit, even if they played like shit in the PotG itself.
Somebody fix this damn PotG algorithm to stop prioritizing damage. It inflates the egos of Reaper/Genji mains who get butthurt when they happen to not get PotG ONCE in a dozen games.

When will Mercymains realize their hero is trash?

Fill in the blank: Pharah is for _______

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>>153509628
>dominate Zarya with my dad

... huh.

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>>153509538
No one's beating HER highscores!

>>153510206
not when the new patch comes out desu

>>153509893
lucio and d.va is the best ship

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>>153510075

I ship them less rapey.

Also Dva is a trap in my ship.

>>153509312
dont post that this is a christian general

>>153510206
Never, I came across a guy in Quickplay today, on PS4, who was level 700+ and had nearly 300 hours on Mercy in Quick Play

>>153510268
bully

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>>153509628
>get creampied by Mercy for a million dollars
futafag or not I'd still do it

>>153510281

sauce?

>>153510268
Marriage

>>153509558
Do you think Pharah has any half blood siblings?

>>153510268
Mercy

>>153510324
no it isn't

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>>153509746
I'm ready.

>>153510361
>twelve and a half days playing a single character
literally how

>>153510358
This is a muslim general kuffar

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>over 1GB of data being downloaded

I wonder what could be.

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>not pictured: Sombra

>>153509561
jesus christ

SOMBRA SHORT JUST DROPPED

RELEASE DATE SEPTEMBER 23RD

I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk3AyacxJtE

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>>153509746
What's happening in november?

I got 1k Blizzard Bucks!

Arctic or Siberian Front?

>>153509628

>Get creampied by Solder: 76 and livestream it on twitch

These things always give me the shittiest results. At least it wasn't Reinhardt or Roadhog.

>>153510463
yes it is?

>>153510268
Marrying.
Starting a large family with.
Building a home for.
Cuddling.
Having heated and long passionate sex with.
Dying together in our sleep.

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>>153510268
dominating.

>>153510341
yeah just go ahead and end your life degenerate scum

>>153510535
Probably just Germantown and the emotes
and Sombra for Tuesday

Top heroes for each role if you don't know how to aim properly?

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Red X = Unviable come next patch

Yellow Circle = Borderline VERY NICHE viable, surprise pick tier

All else = Viable nigga

How do we save the Red X heroes?

>>153510075
dva has thighs nothing close to this what is this trickery

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>>153509628
>get creampied by torbjorn and my dad joins in

>>153510268

war

>>153510567
Switch Widow with Symmetra and then I can dig it

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>>153510586
Tumblr's gonna have their fujoshit dreams crushed

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>>153509628
>Fuck Soldier 76 and then fap to the memory.

You bet your ass I would

>>153510717
Reaper
Torbjorn
Reinhardt
Mercy

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>>153509628
>Give Rimjob to D.va and receive AIDS.


huh...

>>153510632

it's a shit ship and you know it.

>>153510741
Whats wrong with Tracer exactly

>>153510741
>76 gets a buff
>unviable

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>>153510474
>he thinks mercy is going to love anything
>he thinks that someone other than Genji is interested in her

>>153510823
D(irty).Va

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>>153509520
Always and forever. <3

>>153509628
force feed shit to Roadhog and jerk off to the memories

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>>153510856
She's most viable on KOTH maps. That anon who made the chart probably hates KOTH.

You can do each of the following things with one (1) Overwatch character of your choice:

* Have a long night of sweaty, passionate, no-holds-barred sex. Nothing, no matter how depraved, is off limits. But you'll never see her again after tonight

* Have a long, perfect, fulfilling, romantic relationship with her for the rest of your lives, but you can never have sex

* Have regular sex with outside of the marriage to the above character (who is okay with it). The sex is pretty normal and nothing compared to the first character

Who do you pick?

>>153510856

BadGenji

>>153510882

Seagull himself said despite the buff he still doesnt bring enough consistent damage to edge out McCree. His still has nearly identical damage and dps to McCree, with the difference that he has to land 25 hitscan shots rather than 6, and deal with bloom. So because of burst firing his dps is lower.

Also Flashbang is on a completely different level of usefulness to Biotic Field

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>>153510567
>Widow
>Mercy
>McCree
>Sub

I really hope this isn't talking about what I think it's talking about?

>>153510741
>junkrat viable
He is way too weak

>>153510827
what's the best ship then?

>>153509652

I use the roadsigns on defence.

I can juggle them indefinitely, people watch me do it.

tuesday patch day confirmed

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>>153510586

First official visual novel for Overwatch called Overwatch: First Strike.

It details the formation of Overwatch and how it combated the Omnic Crisis and will feature the original members of Overwatch.

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>>153510689

stop being so triggered

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>>153510901
>implying

>>153509628
Marry Genji
Well Now I wish my name was
>David Brown/Cook
>Harry Brown/Cook
>Mike Brown/Cook

>>153511000

Still bad genji even on Koth

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>>153510586
They'll reveal the gay characters.

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>>153509312
>mercy just chilling in the middle east
what did they mean by this?

>>153511008
1. D.Va
2. Mercy
3. Pharah

>>153511189
KEBAB'D

>>153511072
the best Dva ship?

>>153511008
Widow for crazy sex
Ana for marriage
Pharah for cucking her mom

>>153509628
>Forcefed shit by Zarya so hard that I die.

Well shit.

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>>153511146
>bad genji

What? I eat Genji for breakfast as Tracer on KOTH. They're too predictable

>take a bit of damage
>bait meme combo
>blink to a health pack to deny them healing
>finish them off

>>153509628
hsy

>>153511189

Helping refugees get to Europe so that they can get their welfare.

>>153511259
yea
and any others you deem good

>>153511189
Probably has her own division of Doctors without Borders or some shit.

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>>153511189
Gotta stay close to her food source.

>>153511008
1. D.Va, and it'll be livestreamed too
2. Mercy
3. Pharah or Captain Amari (young Ana)

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>>153511273
>Well shit

Mei is actually really good on defense now, especially the ones with point capture rather than payload

>>153511072

He sees some extremely minor comp play.

Hence his niche viable status

Considering you can wipe teams during zen ult with Rip tire is worth mentioning.

>>153511189
Mercy is addicted to brown men's cum

>>153511450
>tan lines
Are you implying Pharah ever basks in the righteous light of the sun not in full armor?

>>153511450
>tan lines

Muh dick

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>>153511253
Uh... overkebabs?

>>153511182
I honestly couldn't care less about someone's sexual preference but I can't help but feel trying to make it an announcement kinda defeats the purpose.
Assuming the purpose is pleasing homosexuals.

>>153511309

>Genji climbs a wall

Now what?

Also the discussion pertains to which hero is better, not who beats who in a 1v1.

Roadhog beats Rein 1v1 but Im not gonna say Roadhog is a better hero than Rein

>>153511494
People still die to riptires?
Lmao.

And why is 76 unviable?

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>>153509628
>Enslaved by Mercy and you enjoy it

It's like it was made for me!!!

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She swells up into a gigantic, taught blueberry. Ripe, tender, and plump. What do you do with her?

>>153509628
>enslaved by genji for 3 days straight
What did I do to deserve this?

>i'll never game with a qt gamur gril because they all sit at home scritchin their cute bums and eating dewritos

WHY. EVEN. LIVE.

>>153511189
Didn't you watch the I Am Overwatch short? She was obviously helping out in a war zone.

>>153511117
So the anime girl at the bottom is probably Liao, right?

>>153511667
Roll her into my bedroom

>>153511667
pop her with a thumbtack

>>153511008
1. D.va
2. Mercy
3. Widowmaker

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>>153511189

A better question: Why the hell is Reinhardt in fucking Greenland?

>>153509628
>tfw Spanish naming system

>Fuck Widowmaker and Symmetra and recieve AIDS
It could be worse

>>153511639

If the Riptire is coming from a good angle theres not a lot you can do about it. This is assuming the tire is piloted by a good junkrat obviously not a shitter that runs it straight at the enemy

>Genji ults
>Enemy Zen ults to counter
>Send in rip tire

Also combos well with zarya ulti for obvious reasons

>Also why is 76 unviable

BadMcCree and they exist in the same slot on a team. Also bad Zenyatta (Worse damage, worse healing, less impactful ult) but thats neither here nor there

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>>153511574
>IS IT AT NOON?
>no
>CAN'T MAKE IT

Sombra is like a late pizza delivery
If the wait is too long, people aren't going to be hyped when it gets here, they're just going to be exasperated and angry at the store for taking so long

>>153511667
Poke a straw into her and drink her berry fluids to shrink her.
Then kiss.

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>>153511695

Liao's a dude. He's in the bottom left of this picture.

>>153511803
Stopping the refuge crisis, one dead Saracen at a time

>>153511375
Dva X anyone but Lucio.

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>>153511628
I doubt they'll actually ever do it. It's a win-win if fans just keep speculating and guessing, because then everyone can think whatever they want.

>>153511678
I once briefly dated a gamer whale. The novelty wore off extremely quickly.

>>153509628

>Give rimjobs to Widowmaker every day for the rest of your life

I can live with that

>>153511945
That's Gerard

>>153511945
>no chocolate at launch
>still no chocolate
This is worse than Sombra

>>153511982

>refuge crisis
>in Greenland

>>153509520
>4 ears
Ya blew it

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>>153509628
>get raped by winston and receive aids

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>>153512002
Did somebody say D.Va x Lucio?

I love that shit too!!!

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>>153511636
Fair enough

Here:
>Genji can't meme contest as well as Tracer
>less DPS without his combo
>slower

His only positive on KOTH maps over Tracer is that he can juke hitboxes with his flip and potentially get a teamwipe with his ult if the enemy doesn't have a stun. That being said, however, Tracer/Genji combo on the same team on KOTH is a fucking nightmare.

Maybe I'm just playing against shittier Genjis, I'm probably at a lower MMR than most of /owg/, but I've never seen a Genji be more effective than Tracer on KOTH

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>>153510741
>Tracer unviable
Not if I can help it.

>>153512002
shit taste
>>153511494
many of the heroes receive minor play in comp play
doesn't make them anymore viable then the rest.

>>153511945
Already confirmed that this handsome fellow isn't Liao.

It's probably Gerard.

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>>153512161
>>153512234

Lucio is too much of a peacenik pussy shit for Dva

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>>153511945

I think he was confirmed to not be Liao on twitter or at gamescom or something?

Cool to see both the dude with the mohawk and the black girl on the far right all but confirmed to be future characters because they were both in Recall though

Not sure if the black girl is the blonde one or the white haired one, but Im leaning towards white haired because of the blonde one looking more generic and the white haired one having a more unique design and a long, albeit blurred out, name

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>enemy Zarya blocks 2000 damage and gets a card
>I block 6500 damage and don't get a card

>>153512423

>Peacenik pussy
>Literally a freedom fighter stealing sound technology weaponry and using to FIGHT THE POWAH with frunky fresh beats

Nigga what

>>153512234

It kinda does compared to heroes that recieve absolutely no comp play

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!

>>153509628
>have children with reaper and your dad joins in
i really want to fucking die right now guys
you better like sombra

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>>153512423
>Leads a revolution that pushed a powerful corporation out of his hometown
>Pussy
???

>>153512685
>almost a gigabyte
Sombra confirmed

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>>153511678
>tfw a female mercy main adds you and keeps complimenting your pharah

>>153512540
Blonde one is in Ana's comic.

How do I play Noonman? He's not nearly as strong as I presumed he was in my hands. What am I not doing? What should I know about him that others do?

>>153512423
they are both fans of each other
and lucio literally lead a revolution
I don't think a pussy could do that.

>>153511008
1. Pharah, I guess. I have a thing for brown chicks, and I wouldn't want to hurt her mom and Symmetra bores me.
2. Tracer. I've been genuinely smitten with girls like her before, and sex doesn't matter to me that much. Besides, she still has her hands and mouth, doesn't she?
3. D.Va. She's pretty cute, and I bet she's fun to be around.

>>153512770
It's about the same size as the PTR patch, if I recall correctly. It's just Eichenwalde, Rein's new skins, the new emotes and Comp S2

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BREHS

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>>153512770
Are you sure that it isn't the map?
>I still want Sombra

HOLD UP you can reflect hanzos ult?

>>153510361
I have 51 with torb. Next closest is Zenyatta with 27ish. 26? Idk. I love that little guy though

>>153511652
>fuck mercy for one mil
no me

>>153512815
Have you tried learning how to aim

>>153512878
I bet its sombra

>>153512984
Yes, it starts off as an arrow so you have to be pretty close to him when he uses it.

>>153512984
yeah before it turns into the dragons

>>153512939
PTR also has a patch from what I can tell. Maybe the PTR is getting Sombra?

>>153512649
The game does try to give both teams cards (so long as they fulfill some unknown minimum requirement), so if two teammates did "better" than you, you get shoved out in favor of the enemy team.

>patch
PICNIC

>>153512984

There are a lot of ults you can reflect actually, including Mei's and Zarya's.

>>153511667
Help roll her into the juicing room while I sing along with the creepy orange goblins.

what sensitivity for 1200 dpi

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>>153512928
>>153512685

>>153511667
I didn't even like Willy Wonka

>>153510393
Interesting question

Nongay anons. Would you let a man fuck you in the ass TO COMPLETION for a million dollars? 750k? 500k? What's your minimum?

Futa/trannys/hermaphrodite don't count it'll be a man who looks and sounds like a man.

>>153513017
I can land my shots, it's just that I don't feel like they're doing much at all.

>tfw playing tank and getting a good healer
This is a good feel.
I will always enjoy pushing the point with D.Va while mercy heals me between shield CDs

>>153513248
1 million

>>153513248
I would if it was Soldier 76

>>153510481
Islam is a plague. I legitimately get angry when Ana says anything in that fucking terrorist language.

>>153513248
My butthole has no price.

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>>153513248
Getting fucked in the ass for 1M?
It's gay but
>1 (ONE) MILLION DOLLARS

>>153513289
click heads

>>153513375
Free butthole!

>>153512849
>>153512769
>>153512669
>Soft brained idiot fighting against progress with stolen technology
>Paired up with a Omnic killing machine machine working for the government.

Retarded ship.

>>153513248
$250

>>153513248

is he handsome and is his dick enormous

if I'm going to do something gay I want to do it properly

>>153513248

If I could pick the guy then yeah.

Like I'd let a handsome dude like McCree fuck me for a million dollars.

>>153513289
I've seen a lot of McCrees trying to focus shots almost like a sniper or turret. While getting crits with him are important, I feel like trying to be your main, almost tanklike DPS isn't that great. The best McCrees I've seen and been killed by were best utilized as support gunners for their tanks and fellow offenders, waiting for a good moment to flashbang a single target and murder them. He's not meant for dispensing a lot of justice to the entire enemy team like Pharah, but picking off enemies one by one.

At least as far as I've seen. I have yet to actually play as the guy.

>>153513483
Oh, it deals headshot damage? I didn't think headshots for classes that weren't classed as snipers were in the game.

>>153513370
>It's another /pol/cuck doesn't stay in his containment board episode
(You)

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>>153509628
>Cleveland Steamer Ganymede and my dad joins in

>>153513248

Shit for a million dollars? I would. I mean it probably wouldn't last that long what with my boipussi being tight he'd probably cum pretty quickly.

>>153513639

Honestly McCree's job on defense is to just shoot people that show their face at the choke while behind a rein shield. Roll + Flashbang only get utilised with divers like genji or tracer and the like.

>>153513248
Look, I'm a college student that isn't looking at having any meaningful lasting employment for the next 2 years at least.

If I can get 7 figures with no strings attached just for getting fucked in the ass a single time, I've only got 2 questions:
>Are they clean?
>Can I use lube?

captain amari or horus?

>>153509628
>Dominate Widowmaker every day for the rest of my life
I'm ok with this!
I sure do hope nobody's last name starts with a U

>>153513248
1billion

>>153513248
I'd take fucking two dicks at once for a million dollars, god damn.

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>>153509728
And cuddling.

>>153513667

Everyone can headshot

Its only specific attacks that cant

Generally explosives (76 helix rockets, pharah's rockets, junkrat explosives) cant headshot

>>153513706
what the fuck's your name

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>800 dpi
>27 sensitivity

>>153513882
Winston, zarya, pharah, rein can't headshot

>>153509653
Let's be real, Mercy fucks the whole damn roster

>>153513497
lucio says he is her fan as I stated so he is fine with that.
Lucio just wanted the right to live as they wanted.
D.va sees MEKA as a opportunity to show off her skills. She has no lingering hatred to the omnics probably due to the fact she wasn't alive during the omnic colossal crisis in Korea

>>153511803
Saving Santa Claus, and thus, Christmas, once again.

>>153513882
headshots =! headcrits.

Ana can't headcrit. She can hit somebody in the head but it's gonna do the same damage regardless.

>>153513248
...Maybe. For at least $1.5 million. And it would have to be someone like Reinhardt. Yeah, he's a big guy, but he's also a bro and a teddy bear if he likes you, so he'd be gentle.

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Help me find who the gay character is.

>>153513993
>implying Reinhardt isn't St. Nicholas in the flesh

>>153514081
It's Pharah and Mercy

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>>153513575
>doesn't want to get fucked by THIS
How do you even deal with yourself having taste this shit.

>>153514081
Look in the mirror.

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D.va and Soldier 76 are the best ship! Go daddy kink!

>>153513248
Pffff a million? That's done. Easy.

Let's get real though. 1,000$ is my minimum. That's easy money for a sore ass.

>>153514081
Hanzo and McCree sure do seem to spend a lot of time in the locker room...

there needs to be a seprate general for all the faggots

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How can you justify picking 76, even with his buffs, when Zenyatta exists?

>No fall off
>Way more damage overall when you consider the fact that he's amping everyone else's damage too
>Better healing
>Better ult
>Shields instead of just health

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Confirmed

>>153511450
hot

>>153510449
If not, why not make some if you know what I mean?

>New preload patch
Time to prepare my butthole for Sombra?

>>153514093

I want Reinhardt to come down my chimney and tell me war stories

I sincerely hope he gets a Santa skin around Christmas

>>153514224

The Cowboy club's 2 blocks down

>>153513248
I'd do it for a puppy of my choice from a respectable breeder and with good pedigree.

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>>153514081
I wouldn't rule out Widowmaker. Talon can make anyone gay.

>>153513971
>She has no lingering hatred to the omnics

She has no lingering hatred to the omnics that constantly assault her home country over and over again?

She has a well-earned reputation for showing no mercy to her opponents.

>>153514428
That's easily a grand depending on the breed and your area.
Cheap slut.

Is anyone else getting insane fucking latency here? PS4 EU.

>>153514560
It's at least $2000 for a doogie I want

>>153514081
it's Dva

>>153509426
Reaper's shotgun spread

>>153513248
Pssh, there are people who'd do it $20 even though they aren't normally into men. Crack addiction is hell of a drug.

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>>153514504
She would only be gay with herself.

>>153514762
It counts. It counts so hard.

>>153514081
obv zarya

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>Overwatch first PC FPS in ~6 years
>Play on rMBP
>Low settings, 1280x800 res, ~60fps
>Peak at 62, ~3300 in lolPTR
>Build new rig
>Playing last couple days, rank up to master in lolPTR
>Feel myself playing better

Is this placebo? Guess I will find out in Season 2

>>153513968
this. Mercy is probably like that girl friend that everyone had in high school that fucked all of her guy friends but didn't think she was a slut.

>>153513248
No and no

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>>153509628
>forcefeed Winston shit every day for the rest of my life

>>153514391
That'd be great. I want Tracer to get an elf skin with pointy ears, a fur-trimmed skirt and candy cane knee-high stockings. And I want Mei to get an awesomely gaudy homemade Christmas sweater to bundle up in.

>>153513248
What level of publicity regarding the event are we talking about here. Because that obviously affects the price.

>>153514524
even if she did hate omnic how does that tie into lucio?
>She has a well-earned reputation for showing no mercy to her opponents
that can be both human and omnic alike

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Will Blizzard ever release the high poly Widowmaker model they used in the cinematics?

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>>153509628
>give oral to Mercy for the rest of your life
That seems okay.

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here's one of those rare OC Ana potgs that someone was asking about.
finally managed to convert a working video file.

>>153514984
ANA
PUNCH

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>>153509628
>give rimjob to Widowmaker so hard that you die
Huh.

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>>153514971
it's not much more exquisite than the usual Widowmaker. I really want cinematic Tracer's DSL

ugh everytime I install a Nvidia update it reverts my digital vibrance, and I can never remember where I like it

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>>153514984
>destiny skin
reminds me of how shitty that fucking game was

>>153509628
>marry Zenyatta for $1,000,000

I can live with this.

Winston's shield should be just as sturdy as Rien's shield because of the many trade offs it has compared to Rien's.

>Much larger means more can be protected but it dies faster because it's easier to hit

>Immobile vs a mobile shield

>Rectangle can be used in increments as needed rather than blown all at once with the shield

Even if it had 1500 it would be actually worth placing over the dinky PoS shield he has now.

>>153512685
When's patchday?

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>>153514971
Nah

>>153514971
What, so everyone's PCs blow up?
Those CGI shorts are made in PC farms and take days to render even 1 frame.

What the fuck is this "BM" term I've seen floating around lately? Is this another thing taken from LoL that already has an already-existing phrase but has been taken over by a sub-par game's populace?

>>153515337
"Bad manner" and it originated with StarCraft

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Am I the only one that hates the way golden guns look? I'm just sitting on comp points here wishing there was something else I could spend them on.

>>153514971
That model has probably a higher poly count than all Overwatch maps and characters combined, so don't think so.

>>153515337
>tfw always think of someone taking a shit when I see that in chat

Makes it kinda funny at times

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>>153515337
It's basically babies complaining about toxicity, you can safely completely ignore someone's opinion if they use that expression.

>>153515337
Bad Manners and it originated in Korea in the original Starcraft

>>153514081
Hopefully none. Just a stupid publicity stunt

>>153515290
Not for gameplay, but there are artists who could do things with it, if you know what I mean

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>no T H I C C D.va to warm my face between rounds

WHAT. IS. LIFE? BABY. DON'T. HURT. ME. NO. MORE.

>>153514947
Dva's constant battle against Omnics has made her an idol and a symbol of the fight against them.

Lucio is a symbol for "positive social change" in the fight against better housing.

They are complete opposites.

>>153515632
Yeah, but remember that those artists do their thing in the Source Engine and make the animations ''ingame'', with the power of their PCs.

>>153515632
You lost me.

>>153515636
NERF THIS

PHBBBBT

>>153515632
>Blizzard making porn
You speak of the Holy Grail, young knight. It's just a legend.

>>153515416
Which is still not much

So is this game absolutely dead right now or is it just me? There's no good loot to grind for, no new hero or gamemode, no Comp.

What is everyone even doing right now?

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I thought this was rather funny

hana a best

>last thread
>lasted like 8 hours
>this one has gotten 300 posts in 1 hour
Did everyone wake up now?

>>153515803
I literally could only tolerate 30 minutes today. Sick of it.

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>>153509407
Can be saved. I want to bring back qt Amelie.

>>153514828
This

Disgusting manly ass dyke, definitely worst girl in this game. Too masculine. There's a difference between a fit girl and a manly one.

>>153515915
>Mercy revives Gerard so he can fuck the blue right out of his wife
>Mercy watches eagerly

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>>153515337
The first time I ever saw "BM" was in Diablo 2.

>>153515803

Desperately needs a new map and a new hero.

I still play for like an hour each day but it is getting so stale.

>>153515803
why cant you guys just play games because they are fun? Why do you need to watch numbers go up to feel good about playing?

>>153515837
Fucking retarded Hanzo players

158 and doesnt know what his teams Junkrats trap is the more visible one, also couldnt even fucking see the enemies trap

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>>153515915
as long as she stays blue

>>153515953
she's there to appease the SJWs obviously

>>153515837

Tip for anyone who doesnt know: Enemy junkrat traps blend into surfaces, friendly junkrat traps are obvious and on show

>>153515837

>Doesn't even get the health pack.

AH

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http://kotaku.com/watch-the-chinese-overwatch-rip-off-in-action-1782079892

FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU

>>153516012
Because I've played the game a lot since launch and whats available right now is the same shit that was available 300 hours of playtime ago. It's not wrong to want something new, anon.

>>153515714
no she is a idol because she was a pro gamer when she was 16. She even worked with a fucking omnic in a movie. She doesn't hate omnics bud
Lucio just wants freedom from vishkar for his people.
They are not polar opposites at all.
If anything they are symbols that show that you can protect what you care about.

>>153516012
people want to improve and see they're doing well, they don't want to go full autism, play like shit, lose the game to their teammates and then say "I'm just having fun guys!"
People have different ideas of fun, your fun isn't my fun, obviously.

>>153515992
And sells tickets!

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>>153515803
I'm just burned out from grinding loot boxes during the summer games. Went from level 98 to 162 and I didn't even get the skin I wanted most. Right now I can't even play for an hour without getting bored and my performance in-game has begun to get worse as a result.

>>153515714

>In the fight against better housing

kek

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>>153516123
>kotaku link
>old news

>>153516123
The fuck, it uses literally the same models.

>>153516238
Was the skin you wanted but didn't get Nihon?

Because that sounds ridiculously similar to the life i live.

>>153515714
>One fights against rampaging Omnics so that her country can have peace and freedom from threats of being pancake'd by a random robot on a rampage.
>The other fights corporate espionage and questionable business practices attempting to chokehold his peoples' way of life for their own benefit so that they can live freely.
Sound pretty similar to me, bro.

>>153514283
what's confirmed?

>>153516238
This.
I went from 86 to 146 and I got burned the fuck out.
Didn't even get Nihon.
I became a god with Genji, 76, and Hog at least.
I play like 2 matches everyday just so I don't get too rusty.

Real life has started back up again for me too so that also takes away time.

If only the BF1 Beta was fucking working

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https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Nikko-11557

roast me daddies

Tracer needs a good old fashioned Talon brainwashing

>>153509628
>Fuck mercy so hard that you die.
YESSSS!!!

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>>153509653
How is 76/Mercy a thing? They have no dialogue. Plus he already has ass.

>>153516436
Its

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What does PTR mean?

brehs wers sombra

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>>153516337
>Was the skin you wanted but didn't get Nihon?
You guessed it. I think Kaplan even addressed its popularity in his post regarding the negativity towards the summer games, so I wouldn't be surprised if Blizzard intentionally lowered the chances of getting it.

>>153516143
>>153516362
Dva fights for her government, Lucio fights against his.

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>get dominated by mercy and fap to the memory
I wanted rein

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>>153516517
Play Testing Realm
basically alpha of the next patch.

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>>153515803
>What is everyone even doing right now?
I'm having fun playing Quick Play- like I've been doing since the game launched.

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>>153516483
Yes. Also Talon needs more presence and another villain on the roster alongside Creeper and Blueberry Pie.

>>153515771

Nut.

>>153516517
Pure Testosterone Relay

You'll become an alpha male by participating

>>153516479
>no SFM of Old Ana
Young Ana was a mistake

>>153516517
Public Test Region

>>153509628

>>153516517
Professional Tennis Registry

>>153516613
>>153516680
Thanks

>Guy on my team has white border around hero
>The fuck is this
>Check profile
>530 hours played
>295 on Genji alone

What in the fuck is this madness?

>>153516613
>Play Testing Realm
Lol what the fuck

Its Public Test Realm