/owg/ - Overwatch General

first for Gency being canon

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sombra

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>>153526362
gabriel reyes

Waifufag purge when

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tracer!

You must complete your S2 Placements with the hero you have the least playtime as. If you have multiple at 0, you must pick one.

How fucked is your rating?

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>>153526362
Jamison Fawkes!

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Got 1000 Blizzbucks

a post ending in 7 will decide my fate

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>>153526427
This is my favorite Sombra. I hope the real one is this cute!

She won't be...

>>153526537
>Hanzo
Probably not that bad because Hanzo requires zero (0) skill

>>153526498
Ignore them. Your resistance only makes them shitpost harder. Every (you) you hand them just makes them more aroused.

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>he's not practicing logman for the impending LOGALYPSE
Shameful.

>>153526564
the servers are down, dood. you'll be lucky if you can even make it to the buy screen

>>153526362
fuck you guys

>>153526537
>Zenyawnta

I blow through it with a higher rating than last season and switch to a character I don't fall asleep with

>>153526564
Punk Tracer.

>>153526564
Firefighter Mei

The worst skin for the worse hero.

>>153526564
Vishkar Symmetra

>>153526564
Goth Zarya

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Amelie Lacroix

>>153526537
>Zarya
I already let my teams down enough, I don't need to be outright useless

>>153526564
Banana McCree

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Alright guys lets figure out who the gay is by finding out everyone who can't be the homo.
If you have a case to make for someone being removed from the queer running, let me know.

>>153526564
Safari Winston

>>153526641
I really should be, thanks for the reminder.

>>153526564
spend it all on sprays

>>153526794
Torbjorn is Mercy's gay best friend

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Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Route 66 at high noon tomorrow.

>>153526846
Mercy is Torbjorn's gay best friend
Mercy is gay for Pharah

>>153526794
Lucio.

>>153526564
Sparrow Genji

>>153526879
B-but it's High Noon all the time!

>>153526537
>Bastion
I don't know

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>>153526794
I hope it's Torb!

>>153526794
I think Theodore is gay

>>153526564
Buy as many sprays as you can

>>153526938
Jokes on you my man I pulled this picture off google.

>>153526641
Why? He got his projectile size reduced by 33%.

>>153526794

Genji is mostly Roboy, therefore probably doesn't have a pinus and can't be gay for cox

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Tracer is perfect in any way. Not like any way, but in ANY way. She's so cheerful and full of life. I always change the hero from the main menu until I get her just to see her beautiful face, her soft lips and her big, marvelous eyes sparkling at me. When I'm in a queue for a game I go to the hero gallery and listen to her voice lines and watch her outfits, victory poses, highlight intros and her emotes. The emotes! How wonderful she looks!

I have 20 hours with her, and more upon our future. Yes, I said OUR because this is the way I want things to be forever. I want to marry her and raise beautiful little Traceys with her. I want to stay in this fantasy. Maybe I am just an ill person whose medicine is to escape from reality and live with a fict.. fiction.. I-I can't say it, my heart shatters when I think about that horrid, putrid word.

Yes, maybe the way I'm trying to cure myself is worst than the illness itself, but am I the villain of the movie here? Just for liking a beautiful, perfect woman like Lena Oxton is? I love her, and I am not ashamed to say it to the world.

I LOVE LENA OXTON SO MUCH!

She's Lena.
She's Tracer.
She's cute.
She's perfect.

I want to live in this fantasy forever. I want her cavalry to arrive.

>>153526969
sure bud

>>153526835
this

>>153526897
Mercy is pregnant with Genji's child!

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Anyone have any tips for Zarya starting out? Do's and Dont's?

>>153526427
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>153527015
Mercy installed a robodick into him to fuck her silly

>>153527015
But anon,

Some Like it Bot.

>>153527029
gay

>>153527029
>inb4 her constant fuckups wear you down over time to the point where you fly off the handle and beat her.

>>153526564

>All these not 7's

Call of Duty 76

>>153527029
I want Talon to break her

>>153526564
any gold Dva skin

>>153527053
Genji is pregnant with Zenyattas drone!

>>153526564
Buy every spray and voiceline you can afford.

>>153526564
Hockey Lucio

>i want to be the healslut

>>153527205
sure beats trying

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>D.va pop her ult
>Charge it because I won't be able to protect everyone
>Pin D.va instead of the mech
>4/6th of my team dies, D.va dies
>PoTG comes
>D.va PoTG
>It's her using her ult and suddenly getting rammed by me

Shit.

>>153526564
Nothing but sprays

>>153527064
do activate your shield when an explosive projectile is about to hit you or a team mate.

don't activate it against hitscan unless you're fighting a bastion

>>153526564

Save for the new Reinhardt skin.

>>153526564
Buy all the basic 75 coin recolours for all of the support classes starting with Symmetra and working your way to the right

>>153527064
Be flexible. If you don't already have a gameplan, just get in the fight like the stronk tank that you are and pop shields when you think the enemy is about to let loose. Don't be afraid to rely on your grenade launcher even if it eats up your ammo fast. Try not to go it alone, you always want to have at least one shield buddy with you to get the most mileage out of your moveset. And don't focus too much on getting high energy. A single enemy ult will do the job for you, and protecting the team is your highest priority, even if they're idiots.

>>153526564
Stonehardt.

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>>153526564
Zayra cybergoth or industrial

>>153525706
Where do I go for all of SunnySundown's art?

Thanks for the (You)'s, lads.

>>153526564
>>153527306

>>153526997
That didn't change much desu.

>>153526564
Junker D.Va

>>153527417
Finally, God

>>153526794
>inb4 it's roadhog

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>>153527417

>>153526928
I'm glad I'm not alone.

He's perfect.

>>153527417
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>153526564
All of Bastion's voice lines.

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>>153527416
>losing 1/3 of your hitbox doesn't change much
If he lost 50% the projectile size buff would be entirely canceled out. He lost 33%.

>>153527502
Roadhog is probably straight but isn't opposed to fucking a dude in the ass to display his dominance. Happens in nature all the time.

>>153527417
too merficiful fate t.bh

>>153527559
Have you tried him before and after the supposed nerf? It really feels like nothing has changed.

>>153527734
>We're all animals

>>153526564
Firefighter Mei

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>>153527734
He's rather high up on the chart

>>153527814
It is still a pretty lame skin. I wish it were >>153527537 though.

>>153527895
Why does everyone think Pharah is a sub

>>153527895
>no sub Pharah to mating press
I guess there's no point living

>>153527895
swap mei and pharah

>>153527932
>introverted
>hides in her armor all the time
>surrounded by big, handsome men her entire life
>looks good with a collar around her neck

>>153527932
Because she is a dork and would probably spaghetti all over the place. She may be a hard ass in combat, but those personality traits don't always cross over into your normal personality.

>>153527895
>WM
>Sub

>D.Va
>Mei
>dom

Oh look, pretentious "people's personality in bed is the inverse as their usual personalities" bullshit.

>>153528063
Dva plays to win, she'd definitely be dom-leaning.

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>mfw we have payload centimeters from finish, it's overtime, my team gets wiped, and I have ult as dva

>>153526537
Reaper... so it's easy mode then

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>>153527895
>brainwashed submissive red-eyed Tracer
Holy lewdness

>>153528146
I think she would just be annoying while trying to be "cutesy." Probably more of a switch, but I doubt she would be very forceful if you let her be in charge.

>>153528146
D.Va is a tiny korean teenagee, she'd melt at the sight of a hard, thick, pulsating erect veiny cock.

>Play QP by myself
A couple of wins, a few losses
>Play QP with a group
Nothing but curbstomp losses, like going up against comp players
Just had a group tonight and they were only good at dying, me included
Why do I always do so much better by myself than with a group?

>>153527895
This chart is trash

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>>153528254

>>153528395
I want to kill whoever drew this

This thread needs more butts and smugberry

>>153528497
Talon Tracer is made for all the dirty Talon agents to fuck whenever they feel in the mood.

She'd be bathing and three strong, dirty Talon agents who just got back from a mission would walk into her bathroom and gangbang her right there.

waifufags ruin everything

>>153528497
Just kill all furries. Period.

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>>153526740
>tfw no qt Smugberry to warm up back to Amelie
>tfw Amelie will never greet you in French lovingly

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So I decided to try adjusting my mouse settings to play better as Cowboy Man. I set my DPI at 800 and left my sensitivity at the default 15, just to see how it felt. My first game after the switch my accuracy went up to 63%. I normally averaged around 45-50%. I had a few games after that which weren't quite as good, but all still above my old average. I may try to play with my sensitivity just to hone it in. Any advice on what a good sensitivity level would be?

Are you ready for SIMPLE GEOMETRY?

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>>153528368
Can someone please explain to me how I could do better by myself but be absolute shit in a group? I hate it so much

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>>153528576

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Getting ready for November yet?

>>153527029
nice pasta dude

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Mirembe is literally flawless and is best girl. Appreciate her now before people jump on the bandwagon in a year or two and ruin her forever.

>>153528932
Mirembe sounds like the fictional name someone would give Harambe's wife

>>153528745
My body is very ready. Young Master or Lone Wolf skin for maximum rage fuel?

>>153528671
>I will never cuddle with widowmaker
>she will never tell me that she wants more warmth
>I will never give her a hard strong mating press dicking while she wraps her long legs around my waist and breathes heavily, her small titties rising up and down
>I will never give her hot cummies, making one single drop of sweat form on her forehead and getting her cheeks red again

>>153528760
Could just be a difference of being visible. If you're on your own, you could have more of a chance to hit the enemy from behind, flank, assassinate, etc. But if you're in a group, you might become more of a visible target by accident and therefore die more often.

>>153528978
Dicks out for Mirembe ;)

How do I move fast as an offense class? I feel so grounded and slow all the time, especially when I died and am coming back to the fight.

>>153526537
>Mercy
Maybe I could make it work, if ranking as support is actually fixed.

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>>153526460
I wish I could have protected his smile.

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>>153527258
Do not lose heart, brother, we all have our lost battles.

>>153529069
Ask somebody to play Lucio.

>>153529019
It just feels like there's nothing I can do to keep myself or my team alive

>>153528063
Widowmaker is literally a mindbroken slave. If anything she needs to be farther down

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>>153526427
but when

>either play with idiots in QP
>or play PTR comp where no one gives a shit

I just want my decent matches back

>>153529228
Shut your face.

>>153529371
then get some friends you fucking loser

>SYMMETRA WHEN
SYMMETRA WHEN
>SYMMETRA WHEN
SYMMETRA WHEN
>SYMMETRA WHEN
SYMMETRA WHEN

>>153529483
Anon, Symmetra is already in the game, ignored in the main game, but too good in the new Brawl

>>153529398
Anon, let's be real. You have a beautiful French girl with an ass like that, completely mind controlled her, she does whatever you want, even killing her husband, and you DON'T make her your sex slave? It might as well be canon.

Talon probably kidnaps a lot of hot woman to be "morale raisers." If it makes you feel better, Widow probably isn't for all of Talon, just their boss.

>>153529594
>Symmetra absolutely dominates Waifu Wars
Is this canon?

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>you want to talk about my Raptora Power suit Anon?:D

I'm planning on moving to PC since most of my friends bailed on PS4.
What kind of performance can I get from these specs? Is it possible to get a stable 60fps even with low settings?

i5-760
4gb ram
hd6870

>>153529846
>thinking 60 fps is acceptable for OW
anything below 140 has input lag, get cucked t. blizzard

>>153529594
>>153529658
Is Symmetra the best waifu?

>>153529201
That's only for initial boosts where I happen to spawn with Lucio. He's not going to be there when I fuck up.

>>153530001
Its subjective but I'd have to say Tracer is best waifu

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>>153528887
Always ready

Option to remove viewmodels when? Some guns just take to much space on the screen.

>>153530172
Good taste.

>>153528932
She looks nice, but i don't know her personality yet to call her best girl

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Hana Song

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>trying out Hanzo for basically the first time

Holy shit.

>>153530042
I mean most of the offensive heroes have some sort of mobility boost. Genji can dash and climb walls, Tracer can dash around, Reaper can teleport forward, and Pharah can literally fly. The only one who is really slow is McCree, unless you count his roll lol.

>>153530001
If ana and pharah didn't exist, she would be

>>153527029
kill yourself my man

>>153530371
>Nice Tits

What did she mean by this?

>>153529938
come on anon I'm being serious here

>>153530373
I suck at simple geometry. My scatter arrows don't kill shit.

>>153528739
after you feel comfortable with a setting, change it. do this until you know exactly why you settle on a setting.

>>153530592
Aim at their feet.

>>153529846
You can expect ddos attacks every other day making it impossible to play

What do you do when an enemy gets up in your face and you're a squishy hero? For me, I panic hard and usually die since I can't hit anything

>>153529846
The stats look like enough for it to be stably playable, but it's best if you look at some benchmarks online.

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>enemy puts up a huge defense
>symmetra, torb, pharah, widowmaker
>last 5 seconds
>I Zen ult and we just walk the payload in
>mfw

patch when?

The combination of the DDOS attacks, lack of content, and general unpleasantness of playing QP is making me want to play less
And desu, new comp doesn't feel like it's "enough" to reinvigorate me

Where's Sombra when you need her?

>>153529846
shit. save more from your paper route, bitch. i7, 8gbram, 2gbvram or don't bother

>>153530876
Just 45 more days friend.

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Anyone else think Ana's offensive power is a bit underrated? I've been playing her lately and she seems to kill people twice as fast as S76

>>153527895
>Zarya
>Dominant
She just wants to be held.

>>153530805
>attack on hanamura
>Had it capped 2/3 rd's and time was about to run out
>Jump in as winston to trigger overtime
>no one is actually on the objective and I cap it in my shield
Felt good

>>153530939
Yurnero stop being a cunt

>>153530001
I dunno man, most of the waifus have pretty glaring flaws.
Tracer would be hyper all the time (which I would find annoying).
D.Va constantly spouts gamer lingo and tries to be super cutesy (also annoying).
Symmetra is autistic, so you would have to deal with her being super particular, not getting your humor, and being a bitch without realizing it.
Widowmaker is a cold, emotionless husk.
Zarya would be bossy and unless you are over 6'5'' and like 280 lbs then you are a dwarf to her.
Pharah is a "tough guy" alpha bitch, or possibly just a big dork (the jury is still out on that one).

I would say the best waifu would have to be between Ana, Mercy, and Mei. They seem like the only ones would be kind, personable, and easy to get along with (even though Mercy is an evil vampire and Mei is a filthy ice demon that I literally hate with my every fiber).

>>153530884
>i7

Completely unneeded for gaming, i5 is perfectly fine

>>153530939
Every time I try to kill someone there's a friendly in the way. S76 doesn't have these kinds of problems.

>>153530720
>WHOA THERE!

>>153530884
>only 2 GB VRAM
i mean sure 2 is fine for OW but >implying this game will be relevant in six months, let alone a year

>>153530720
Panic and airbag away.

>>153530934
>releasing a new hero in the middle of a season again
The only reasonable time to release her is at the start, she'd fuck with the balance too much otherwise. Wait until November and people will have lost their hype
Blizzard has fucked themselves into a hole

>>153530720
thats pretty much what's supposed to happen. just respawn and find a buddy.

>>153531124
I don't play as McCree because my accuracy is the worst

>>153530954
I'll hold her, but sometimes I want to be little spoon too.

>>153530720
Well Mcree has his flashbang. Zenyatta can just kill anyone. Just run around them if you're Mercy and there's no teammates nearby.

All the other squishies have abilities to get away

I want to hold hands with Fareeha!!!

>>153530654

1600 DPI, 2.6 in game.

>>153530957
https://youtu.be/yOxcEZYL8Rk?t=109

Is this you?

>>153531196
Or it'll start to do stuff at 23%.

God I hope it does stuff at 23%.

>>153531379
Fuccn lewd, anon

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>>153527895
>>153527417
We need more short-haired D.va outfits.

>>153531578
That's what I'm hoping too
A theory I like is that A Moment in Crime will manage to get their Web page back and then do a report on Sombra, thus giving us her official reveal, similarly to Roadhog and Junkboy

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>>153531725

>hook thrown in the general direction of the continent I'm standing on
>instant death nothing I could do wow dude ahuhuhuh
Getting real sick of this bullshit, why is the thing's hitbox so FUCKING BIG

>>153531725
If they look like that, then yeah.

>>153531725
I didn't suggest Junker because I thought they would like it, Anon. It was punishment. Short hair D.Va is bad and you should feel bad.

>>153531892
Valve had a rule with TF2 where they never wanted to take control away from the player. They considered it a cardinal sin of game design.

Overwatch has like six different heroes who completely take your control away from you and leave you completely helpless.

>>153531892
just like my dick

>>153531725
I don't get why some guys hate short hair
It's cute as hell on most girls

>>153531725
Zarya 2.0

>>153528063
>He thinks the mindbroken assassin wouldn't be sub
>He thinks the hyperactive "I'm the fucking best" tween wouldn't be a dom
>He thinks the ice-cold sociopath wouldn't be a dom

>>153530416
Pharrah flies so slow, though. Disgustingly slow. I would actually rather play as a grounded McCree, because at least his guns are fast.

What the fuck, why are there Dick Tracy and The Shadow skins for McCree?

>>153532316
Alternate timeline where McCree read too many pulp comics instead of westerns.

>>153531031
>Pharah is a "tough guy" alpha bitch, or possibly just a big dork (the jury is still out on that one).

She's like the female reaper, I could never take her wannabe robocop impersonation never take seriously.

>>153532031
>Valve had a rule with TF2 where they never wanted to take control away from the player. They considered it a cardinal sin of game design.
>Sandman

>>153531474
No. We'd already had it at the 2/3 rd point and it was in the last few seconds. That was funny to see though

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>>153532316
All of McCree's legendary skins suck, Anon. It is a shame. If you weren't fortunate enough to get 'Mericree then you best bet is On The Range.

>>153532316
Every hero has to have at least one bad skin

>>153532039
Well that's not short hair on girls, that's borderline bald.

How do I learn how to properly aim in this game? I don't want to be a shitter anymore.

>>153528739
I like the Trigun reference here.

>>153532541
Have you tried turning your mouse sensitivity down? You can turn it up as you get better

>>153532456
>Banacree sucks
It really is a shame you have to live your life with such shit taste

jesus christ I forgot how terrible QP is

It's like babysitting suicidal children

are there any guides on coordination/positioning/overall strategy to be found? i want to step up my game y'all

>>153532580
What should I turn it down to? I have it at 1000 right now.

>>153532641
I was on the verge of committing suicide earlier. It's like these people don't even know the basics of team composition, like "don't have three fucking snipers on attack."

>>153532658
There's an ingame option as well. Unlike the other guy, I suggest turning it gradually down in steps. Like 2 points per step, get used to it, repeat

>>153532658
1000 DPI is alright. I use 4.8 sens/1000 DPI in game. It's pretty good and always worth a shot. If you want, you can go do McCree vs 6 Anas in a custom game, with the headshots only and 200% damage, and test out multiple sensitivities until you find a suitable one

>>153532658
Do you mean 10.00 or are you just being an ass?

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>>153526564
Who is the girl?

>>153532751
On one hand I don't blame people for maybe wanting to try heroes they wouldn't play in comp but at the same time it's so painful knowing your teammates are consciously making choices that will prevent you from winnin

>>153527029
That's the saddest thing Ive heard in the year

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>>153532406
>>153531031

It's too bad because I think she is the prettiest waifu. I got it bad for them middle eastern ladies.

>>153532835
It sucks that I can't even dick around with symmetra on attack without everyone thinking I'm actively trying to lose

>>153532868
>I got it bad for them middle eastern ladies.
But you posted a Persian.

>>153532641
I can't stand it, I ragequitted today and never looked back. The worst part is still hero stacking though, playing against 3 Genjis or 3 Tracers is fucking ridiculous.

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>>153527258
This reminds me of my last POTG as Reinhardt

>In Numbani
>Symmetra is harrassing my Ana
>She nano boostes me to bail her out
>beat the living shit out of that indian cunt
>turn around and see a 100% charged Zarya with obvious raping intents
>"NOT TODAY BITCH"
>Use Earthshatter
>Charge at her
>completely miscalculate the distance and angle of that charge
>I somehow drifted using the first point pillar (next to the stairs leading straight into the abyss)
>POTG is me as I kill Symmetra as I ram Zarya into the abyss closely following her


The fucking chat ended up laughing at me for straight 30 seconds.

>>153530034
This is pretty sad too

>>153532469
Or in Roadhog's case, no good skins.

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Daily reminder that Ana is a coward that abondened her post and was a mega slut that helped widen the Jack/Reyes rift.

>>153532409
You could still run around while Sandman'd, if I remember correctly, just not shoot. Which is still a FAR cry from McCree and Ana's bullshit.

>>153533119
fuck it sucks. I kinda like the palette of sand or kiwi but all his legendary or epics kinda bore me

>>153530939
yes Ana is strong but the difference between shooting her rifle scoped and unscoped really fucks with your head. You get used to leading targets unscoped because it's a projectile, then when you're scoped it's hitscan and you accidentally still lead, totally missing your target.

I have to consciously remind myself it's like shooting a different gun.

>>153533154
That last part is bullshit, but she did disobey an order.

>>153532751
>Pharah on defense
>Vsing 3 snipers
>they can't hit their shots
>destroy them constantly
It's lovely when you're not the one suffering

>>153532983
>SrKoquonfaes
How do you even come up with a name like that?

>>153532965
Persia literally covered from Macedonia to Pakistan. You can find women with "Persian" features all over the middle east.

Unfortunately middle eastern women are either drop dead gorgeous or hideous troll creatures. There doesn't seem to be much of a middle ground.

>>153533220
the sandman was a gimmick to the core
if mccree and ana had to weapon switch for their stun it'd be pretty useless
fair comparison though

>>153532970
We need comp's hero pick system on qp, I already am tired of this cancerous crap.

>>153533428
>Unfortunately middle eastern women are either drop dead gorgeous or hideous troll creatures.
I was talking to an Egyptian guy on /int/ who basically said the same thing. I also love Middle Eastern/Egyptian women and would wife a qt one instantly

>>153533401
obviously having a cock on his face is something he thinks about a lot

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best I could do with my infantile photoshop skills

it's a shame there's only two pictures of this goddess out there

>>153526427
CRYSTAAAAAALS

>>153533482
No, thats dumb.

We need an off-season comp playlist, that runs comp style matches without actually ranking. Just QP with Comp rules so all the tryhards can play in there between seasons.

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here come death

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help

>>153533598
Is good man

>>153531725
Fuck you Woolie

>>153533629
hehe...
but it's just PTR! >:)
hehe... *teleports away*

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>getting 5 golds as Zen

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>>153532456
>All of McCree's legendary skins suck

Get out

Right now, nerf Lucio and Buff Mercy, and Ana so that they're all on the same level

>>153533629
Well, you lost bb. Tell Harbleu that his team is shit.

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Reinbros, I need help.

I physically cannot play Reinhardt on Hanamura Attack, I really don't know how/where to push, if my team lead the push it's fine, but I can't start it...
What do I do?

It really sucks putting in all this time trying to improve my aim with McCree and not seeing results :(

>>153533802
>Broken emote because of the skin
This is just sad.

PATCH WHEN?

>>153534019
10 hours

sombra has been datamined btw check rebbit new

>>153533962
I absolutely love using Hanzo's young skin with that one highlight intro with the dramatic turn towards the camera

It absolutely doesn't work at all and I love it

How do I fight Genji, presuming that he's not broken and I'm just ass? I can bait him to waste his reflection but after that I'm out of ideas other than "shoot him at a distance"

>>153534094
No she hasn't.

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>>153526362
yeeeaaah


lets move it people!

>>153534115
Switch to Winston

>go on /r/overwatch
>first thing I see is "New Hero Suggestion: Abel, the Support Tank"
Fuck you

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>>153534098

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>>153533929
Generally wait until you have ult, and smack it down rounding the corner in the choke towards the left where they usually group. If they have a Rein, charge him out to the point and duke it out there, then ult as the team folds in to pursue.

>>153534204
I find it interesting that they fixed this intro with his wolf skins but not this one.

>Defense Heroes

>Bastion slows targets hit with his weapons
>Junkrat's Concussion Mine deals half-damage to himself, in exchange his Trap disables enemy abilities
>Mei's ultimate is reverted back, her M1 disables movement abilities/passives
>Torbjorn's turret does more damage, but it gains a turn time
>Widowmaker's mine causes poisoned enemies to have a wider bullet spread

>>153533257
Yeah, it's like Blizz preemptively thought people liked LOLSORANDOM skins instead of actually thematically fitting for their characters

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>>153534098
Don't forget Toa Roadhog's highlight intro.

Has anyone here actually noticed lag on the servers? Battle.net's warning about ISPs being DDOS'd and I don't wanna bother playing if it's going to be a laggy shitfest.

>>153534215
Thanks, I'll try that.
Any tips for the second point, that's equally awful imo

No idea why I have such problems with that map.

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https://youtu.be/twTbQG3dtkE

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>>153534351
>that alien in the background

>>153533401
I want to see how long till it gets me banned or changed to "Bnetplayer"

>>153534476
>Lucio getting shot down by Pharah

I'm not convinced that I'm assigned other actual players for my team

I'm pretty sure I'm matched against a team of humans with bots on my side every game

>>153534391
Second point depends a lot on team comp. The stairs on the right are usually a decent bet if you can herd your team there for a push.

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>>153533802
Holy fuck that's disgusting

>>153534631
Bots actually pick viable characters and care about team composition.

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Sexy evil omnic slut when exactly?

Reaper, we have a problem.

>>153534764
>That reinhardt looking bitch with a shotgun

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>mfw QP all random, just got put up against a team of six 100+ players
>Payload defense, I'm Hanzo
>They're all on the final push
>I'm harassing the Soldier and Junkrat with my scatter arrows
>They come at me, I have 20 health
>I pick up a health pack and clench my teeth
>With my last breath I press ultimate
>RYUU GA WAGA TEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF
>I die
>Their whole team wipes
>Mfw I just wiped a team of 6
>All of my team mates press "Understood"
>I press "Thank you."

We won.

>>153534764
Is that Pharah with a shotgun

>>153534757
I unironically played a few bot matches earlier this week. I swear to god bot Zarya seems to have 50+ charge at all times.

>>153534889
I think that's supposed to be pharah

>>153534328
though to be fair, they also haven't really built enough hog back story to give him lore skins
not that lore dictates the skins half the time anyway

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>>153526794
Winston is gay and cute

>>153534938
Hard Bots are decent for practicing. What fucks it up is when one person goes Bastion or Torb to masturbate over all their kills without giving the bots a chance to leave the spawn.

>>153534764
I want that Psycho Mantis in a hazmat suit.

Objective McCree Skin power rankings

1. American
2. Default
3. Ebony
No other skin is remotely decent

>>153535063
I saw mostly D.Vas, Junkrats, and Hanzos in bot matches. Trying to get their ebin POTG.

>>153534954
If they get any lore, it will be probably alternative timeline, "what if" scenarios.
>what if McCree were into pulp stories instead of westerns
>what if Roadhog embraced his islander heritage
>what if D.Va were a Junker
>what if Lucio were Canadian
>what if Winston escaped from a secret underwater lab

>>153535115
and instead of that psycho mantis reading your memory card trick he reads your internet history and taunts you with it

>>153535242
>out on the range
>not his best skin

fuck the off

>>153535348
I'm sorry, that falls under "not even remotely decent"

>>153535375
But it is literally his 'classical cowboy' skin.

>>153526794
ok genuine non shit post here for you to consider:

Not gay:

Ana
Widow
Zenyatta
Reinhardt
Tornjorn
Bastion
Genji

Literally nothing that even implies otherwise or any romantic interest in anything:

everyone else

>tfw no qt healslut bf to dress up as a cute girl

>>153535468
Nah, it's his everything is blue but not actually denim skin. Ebony fits that bill infinitely more

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>>153529301
>mexican omnics

The wall just got 10 feet taller.

>>153535063
I'm using AI to get rid off leavers penalty and bastion gets the shit done fast. In easy anyway, i remember getting rekt pretty bad as bastion by hard bots when i tried them once to see if the exp wouldn't be better. Would require the team supporting you with Rein or something i guess.

>>153534953
>>153534927
Pharah was never in overwatch. It was dissolved before she could become a member.

>>153535510
Where does Tjorb and Genji being straight come from?

SEASON 2 LAUNCHES IN

ETA

20 MINUTES

>>153535813
I don't think this is accurate.
Season 2 is supposed to start Tuesday, no?

>>153527895
That's a pretty random chart.

>>153535754
Neither was Zeny, Bastion and Lucio. Though i don't think that's Pharah either.

>>153535874
Yes, it starts on the 6th September UTC

I don't know what the guy is talking about.

>>153535774
Kaplan confirmed in 2002 that Genji was a 100% straight furry.

>>153535774
Torb makes comments at many of the ladies.
Writers enjoy Genji having Mercy be his love interest. He also shows some concern for her in dialog.

>>153535964
~meow~
^_^

>>153535927
True... now that you actually think about it that picture makes no sense in the initial trailer.

>>153535982
I know they're light hearted but torbs line creep me out
dva's like less than half his age

>>153536057
He clearly goes after meka in their interaction.

>>153536135
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/d/dc/Torbj%C3%B6rn_-_Any_chance_you%27d_let_me_peek_under_the_hood_of_your_mech.ogg
call. the. fuckin. cops

>>153536264
The first time I heard that, I didn't hear the "mech" part and was super creeped out at the prospect of a Racist Pervert Grandpa

How does one fix horrible rubberbanding?

>>153536339
By not living in rural Canada

>>153536363
I live in SC though

UPD8!

>>153536331
When he says his line to Symmetra I thought he was perving on her, too. The way his VA says his lines make him sound like a creeper.

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>>153536006

>>153536427
All I know about South Carolinian internet is that it gets fucking terrible down by Myrtle Beach and Conway. But it's not much better here.

t. Charlotte

>>153536557
the dva one is an innuendo imo, the symmetra one straight out implies he was checking out her ass

1GB patch, so we actually get something from PTR before season starts?

>>153526794
How has no one pointed out cute blushing Hanzo?

>>153536903
No, we're not getting a patch until next tuesday you retard.

>>153534476
>Character says something a bit garbled starting a rumor of inappropriate content secretly added to the game

Blizzards transformation to Disney is now complete.

>this general is dead
Overwatch is dead

>>153526794
I'd put money down on Tracer and Hanzo being the token gays, with Symmetra and Mei as token bisluts

>>153537227
Eh, why let it pre-download so soon then?

>>153526794
McCree or Hanzo. Im on the fence here, but honestly I can't see anyone else being canonically homo

Clearly Zarya is the gay... and that's all there is.
with some russian cutie we haven't even met.
then maybe they imply something like Lucio is Bi and never taken further.

>>153531892

It's not as big as Hanzo's arrows, get good you shitter. Roadhog's hook is no more bullshit that getting headshot by hanzo, mcree, widow, junkrat's grenade, getting booped off the edge by lucio etcetera. If you position yourself like a dipshit, you'll get hooked.

>>153537410
Just so it's easier for the players when comp is released at the same time.

At least you're not like the console fags where they don't get the patch at all until comp is released. PC has PTR, they have nothing.

>>153537465
>Lúcio bi
If this is confirmed by the devs I'll never use him again.

>>153535348
I know it's supposed to look like the Man With no Name but the fruity blue pistol shits all over that.

>>153535242
Agreed. Wild Wild West and Man in the Yellow Hat can blow my dick.

>>153536339
the servers are apparently being ddos'd yet again so there's no fixing it

I'm getting it too. if it keeps happening maybe replace your ethernet cable

>>153537814
Now, if we manage to get Blackwatch McCree, that'll be tied at 1 with American

How retarded can the people who play this game be? While I was busy walking back to the payload, my team clumped up vs a Reinhardt and a Zarya and then whined about how they were OP (mostly Reinhardt) like wow, you play into their strengths and get owned? No shit.

I've heard hard Ana bots are good for aiming practice but wouldn't Tracer bots be better?

>>153537875
There are no Tracer bots.

>>153537906
Ah. Well then.

>>153537601
It's already positive
HIV positive

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>>153537860
McCree is one of the only "young" skins that doesn't lose its effect because of the voice

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>>153537601
>dat fragility

>>153537860
Look at this sexual demigod. He probably flashbanged every hole in Overwatch.

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>>153537996

>>153537996
someone post the screencap, I missed it

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Amelie's butt.

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Is Zen kill in the new patch?

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>>153538332

>>153538360
As kill as Lucio. Only Mercy allowed from now on.

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>>153538164
Forgot image