Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>153465727
Someone post Nick's donation.

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S-Someone stack with me.

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nice game dotards

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what are fun and somehow viable hero builds
preferably offlane or mid

lmao at all the poor cs;go kiddies who's devs don't know what the fuck to do with the game.
Daily reminder to praise chillytoad

>Kunkka is finally meta.
Was this the last hero that had never been meta so far?

what the fuck is maut talking about?

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It's going to be a Pugna patch next, I can just feel it.

>>153465880
What heroes do you enjoy?

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>>153465989
literally every time there is a patch we call it lol and want the old dota back, but after some time people realize its actually better

the difference between the games is that in dota they dont give a shit about the reaction in csgo they ltierally remove patches if reddit complains

honestly if i was working on somehting and the community said "no we hate changte" and all my work went to the trashbin i wouldnt care about that shit too

>>153465253
i'm pretty sure people only watch ee for the autism

there are plenty of funstreamers to pick from when you want a relaxing stream

>>153466082
too bad loda doesn't have a team to play with

>>153466054

m8 kunkka was meta in 2012 >doubting mouz

>>153466275
BAMBOEDOTO
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>people are being whiny bitches and complaining about how they didn't get arcanas from the Benefactor Treasures, reminding me how retarded the majority of the community is
>chat is muted for new accounts
>changed my old acct password and can't be bothered to go through 20 games to get chat privileges
>haven't touched dota since rift update
best update ever I think....might be free of this game at last

There is a 4th wall in Dota 2 and Rubick is aware being in a game.
When you get "First Blood" as Rubick, he says: "First Blood? What is this? Am i being tested?"

Rubick probably thinks he fighting the council of mages only to find out he is a game.

>>153466386
>chat is muted for new accounts
this can't be true

>>153466479
It is.
Chat is muted for 20 games.
You cannot SEE chat for 20 games either.

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Sadboys™ soon
>Garfield left EG
>zai sumail fear left EG
>sadboys.gg domain registered to PPDad
>PPD and uni still with probably because of duties to attend PAX

>>153466386
>>153466479
>>153466545
but what's the fucking point
what good is this going to do at all

>>153466386
>got 3 sets worth in the single digit cents from benefactor
>all these people crying they got a 2016 immortal

>>153466626
The real reason is to block all the chat bots.

>>153466461

leshrac used to be some happy scientist that used some powerful shit to find out that he is actually a character in a shitty video game made by kikes

then he became super emo and obviously doesnt mention why, what hero would believe him anyway and if they did thye would just become as sad as him

>loreshitters

Please have sex

I didn't quite catch that, did Yapzor just X himself or something?

good disruptor vs bad disruptor

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>>153466461
the line is "i came here to be tested!", i've only heard it 10000000 times
he's insulted that it isn't more challenging, he wants to play video games with the enemy.

>>153466724
>>153466461
TA knows about the players too
"The hidden ones" are us, the playerbase
That's why when she respawns she sometimes makes a direct appeal to you to "keep her in your service"

venomancer used to be a regular person and now he's not, how sad!

I'm pretty sure that Outworld Destroyer knows about the players too

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>>153426357

how pathetic do you have to bee to buy advertisement space on twitch

plus this new expansion just screams of "BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF MASSIVE SUBSCRIBERS LOSS"

legion, illidan, artifact weapons, demon huntard class

Blizzard is truly desperate at this point to keep their dead game alive

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>Glimpse on 8 sec cooldown
>Only 4 seconds downtime
>can stun afterward
>Doesn't have to invest on mana items
>So he can build damage items from the get go

Dotards will defend this

I like drows lore the best, she is so kawaii but thinks she's ugly. I just want to hold her and tell her everything is going to be ok, and that even though everyone else thinks she's ugly she will always be beautiful to me.

My MMR has fallen and I lost all my friends for being so bad at DotA 2.

Don't let this happen to you. ;_;

>>153467271
Now tell me more about you want her to cuck you

>>153467331
She would never cuck me.

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>>153466082
where do these come from

>>153467284
where you from

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>>153467502
the Nether Reaches

I just ragequit 2 games in a row

>>153467512
America. . .

Do the server shit themselves for anyone else?

>>153466461
Puck is also aware of it being a game
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/eb/Puck_spawn_05.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e7/Puck_spawn_06.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/09/Puck_battlebegins_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/1c/Puck_rare_01.mp3

This Purge and Maut duo cast is something else.

So remind me, how exactly did Maut end up being allowed to cast main stage on TI?

>>153466461
Ogre magi knows.
>How many levels was that
>one ?

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>>153465865
yeah nice fucking game dotards

>>153467996
He was hired by valve to break LD neck should he say DING DING DING again. Maut being mentally handicapped he would have escaped jail.

>>153467996
his latina relatives taught him to suck dick really well

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>Maut casting
this is not Bueno

Don't be so mean, I'm sure Maut lurks on /d2g/.

>>153467996
The casting scene is so shit you can make it big through persistance alone.

>>153467908
because video games are, of course, the only games in existence
2 of those lines dont even remotely refer to games, what are you doing

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>>153467996
He accepted to not be paid, probably paid valve

>>153468280
So what? We call LD all the time yet that's his favorite meme especially that webm

anyone else watch that last odpixel game?

>>153468397
call him a Jew*

>>153467204
his spells aren't the easiest to land so he isn't OP

he's pretty much a pure skill hero that relies on positioning for the majority of the game until it turns into: x yourself -> blink -> pray for crits

>>153468304
It's pretty obvious that puck is referring to dota as a game in all of those. In universe, each game of dota is a projected battle to end the eternal fight between the two ancients. It should hardly appear to be a game to any of the heroes.

>>153468397
ld is a kike which is why he keeps up public appearance, maut actually has mutism which is why he doesn't

>>153465826
get a new hobby

>>153468613
>has never read pucks lore

>>153468563
>its broken but hard to play therefore isnt broken
>Landing torrents
>hard
what?

>>153468563
his spells WEREN'T the easiest to land until his X got buffed into extreme relevance and he now has a 400-1000 range guaranteed stun
he used to be massively skill-based, but now he's just another crutched hero playable by anyone, like mirana. used to have skillshots, but then they were phased out of being the core component of the hero and now just support their other skills.
>tfw no trusty mate

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>Builds into cuck support item

I demand Icefrog make a good upgrade to this

>>153466941
I think you're right.

holy shit Miracle has some pleb music taste

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Which Dota heroes are self aware? Oracle?

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Post retarded changes you'll see in your lifetime
>3 towers protecting the ancient instead of 2

>>153468563
>his spells aren't the easiest

You're joking, right?
All you have to do is count 2 seconds after casting Torrent.
Literally free kills.

>>153469202
>Town Portal Scroll cost: 0

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which hero lore is the most anime and why is it Sven the Rogue Knight?
>dad fell in love with a mermaid
>its disgusting so they(school or something dad works for) killed dad
>mom raised her alone because her race abandoned her
>she is kill
>Sven went to same school as dad to learn the path on being a knight
>he kills all of them because muh revenge

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>>153469202
Deso 2

>>153468882
if you actually bother playing the game you can learn to land torrents however for most of the playerbase in fact like 90% of it they really just can't.

>>153468883
>arrow isn't a skillshot anymore

?

If anything mirana is more skill based now due to the fact that starfall hits the closest unit and not a random one. As well as the fact that you have to time your double starfalls if you're going aghs.

>>153469279
I guarantee you wouldn't hit every single torrent in a 50 minute game with X-marks.

Hitting torrent without x-marks is hard and that is the point.

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>get home
>imageposting is dead

What went wrong, dotards?

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@153469537
>h0neylan forcer thinks that his pictures count

>>153469395
Ogre Magi is an accurate representation of the average anime viewer.

>>153469634
I don't have any other sad images that are dota related

>>153469482
>Hitting torrent without x-marks is hard and that is the point.
No, his skills are supposed to be used in conjunction and that's the point. Like in every other decent hero

miracle has the worst taste of all time jesus

Memebuilds are my drug and dota is my dealer.
I literally can't play heroes normally anymore.
Send help.

>>153469887
Laning stage you will never be using xmarks so during the first 15 minutes you have to be really good to land all your spells

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>miracle is streaming
>noobfromua can't use his vods now to make money
What went right?

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>>153470142
are you me?

How do you play Invoker?

>>153470257
are you watching in what quality is this garbage?

>>153470257
Why cant he?

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>I am now officialy in a 20 game losing streak

What hero do I play to break this curse dotards? Please send help.

>>153470280
remember all of his 27 spells and how to invoke them properly and the timings you need to synergize those spells

>>153470318

becuase based zai rtz and ee shut him down

how can he use their vods and work on them a lot to edit them in such a way to be very entertaining recaps of hours of streaming?

its literlaly lost money for them!
thats why they said they will do them themselves and get all that money!

both rtz and ee made youtube accounts and you can enjoy their edits there :^)

>>153470486

I thought he had 10. How do I unlock the secret spells?

The fuck is up with valve servers today?

>>153470715
go back in time

>>153470142
>>153470261
post ur fav builds goys

>dota2lounge is dead
who the fuck will watch these tier 4 games now

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>that uncomfortable gambling advertisement from Maut

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>maut saying stupid shit
>he only stops when he's shilling the betting website

wait

if i mute chat do they see what i type?
it now shows a msg that chat is muted, before it didnt and before they saw your shit

>>153470825
>play Guinsoo's True Dota
soo.... league of legends?

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>someone in my game says he is going to fart into a mic and then does precisely that
>i get a boner

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>>153470831
Safe Lane necro max aura then pulse
Soul ring + Tranq followed by Radiance rush

>miracle gets 15k viewers in 15 minutes

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>>153467167
i dont play bad mmos so excuse my ignorance, but didnt illidan die in burning crusade?

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>>153471151
I build Radiance first item on every hero

>over half the posts in the neofag dota 2 general are not even remotely about dota

I'll never say mean things about you again, gulag

artour

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>tune in to Miracle stream
>goes offline
k

What's the worse memebuild to ever exist and why is it fighting broodmother?
split push mom >>>>>>> you're waifu >>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fighting brood

>>153471567
his strim quality was hot garbage so theyre trying to fix it`

>>153471567
he's fixing the quality.

what he's not fixing is his taste in music

>>153468613
>each game of dota is a projected battle to end the eternal fight between the two ancients
all the dota matches are final battles, just in different universes

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>>153471691
nice

http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/513417-jerax-leaves-liquid

fuck this gay earth

Can someone please explain to fn! how mana void works?

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>>153471742

>>153470831
Offlane huskar
>tranqs, pms, basi, stick
>mek
>vlads
>veil
>shiva
>ggboots

Memedusa
>radiance
>bloodstone
>mjollnir
>octarine
>skadi

Currently 18 - 5 with huskar and 4 - 1 with medusa

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>>153471742
ohnooooooooooor

binland why

>>153471892
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>153471892
why do i hate bulba so much, it's completely irrational, i dunno anything about the guy but i hope he fails at everything

>>153471742
WHAT KIND OF SUPPORT DO YOU WANT TEAM LIQUID

HAHAHHA

what the fuck? Where'd miracle go? Is he seriously gonna stream 1 game only?

>>153472015
Because he is garbage tier player that keeps taking spots for players like Jerax in proscene

>>153472028
Miracle is a shutin autist, he isn't a fagboy streamer

>>153471742
>>153471892

I don't want to live in this world anymore.
Fuck you, kuroky, you delusional little faggot.

>>153471736
>what he's not fixing is his taste in music
ee and rtz are worse

Tired of constant slark spam in my games. Hero is fucking stupid. Opposing slark was killed 3 times in lane, came to our safelane and killed our farming carry 1v1. The slark didn't even do anything special, just ran at him, hit him twice, pounce + pact + ult was plenty.

>He let Slark hit him twice lolsobad
Wtf was he supposed to do, fuck off into the jungle because a 0-3 slark came to his lane? Pact needs a cd increase or some shit. What is it, 2.5 seconds where you can't CC him (zero point ccing him during the windup and EVERY SINGLE PULSE STRONG DISPELS) on a six second cooldown at max level? At least during phase shift you can't take any actions.

>But pact damages slark too
It's 150 damage at max level for him. Less than treads hp, regened up in 2-3 seconds of ult passive regen. Fucking nothing.

>>153469289
>Tinker buys 2000 tp scrolls

>>153472161
>he has trouble with slark
???
So what were you doing while your carry was dying anyway?

>>153468891
Centaur Wrist-Axe

Bracer + Reaver + Recipe (1300g)

+35 str
+5 agi
+5 int

Passive: Great Fortitude
Each point of strength gives you 0,5 bonus points of damage and 10 bonus Health.

>>153472161
Go cry about it on reddit, I heard that's where valve devs go to get ideas about how to balance the game around shitty 3k players' needs

Slark isn't picked much in the pro scene which tells us everything we need to know about whether he really needs a nerf

>>153472348
>isn't PICKED much.
Yeah they should've definitely buffed Naga Siren after TI2 when she had low pickrate.

lmao
dumb fuck

(Slark's still not OP though I just took an issue with ur dum dum reasonin)

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Hey Liquid I saw that article you made and it said Jerax is gone!
You need a support right?
Hehehe I'm available right now , I've played for TI5 champs EG and Shanghai Major Team Secret btw also I heard that you use clockwork as a support?
I can do him more justice because you know me that clockwork guy from TI3!

>>153472130
it's clear he's garbage, so why the fuck does he keep getting spots on teams

he makes me think of those mediocre NFL players who keep switching from team to team despite never winning anything big. he never wins but he never quite leaves either.

bulba is good when he doesn't choke like he does every important game

>>153472546

>bulba is good

stopped reading there

MUFC.RTZ TI7 when?

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>>153472546
No.

Fuck off Bulba

>watching random youtube video unrelated to dota 2
>someone posts invoker's black sea of ignorance line
>everyone calls him edgy, pretentious self-centred prick etc

pretty funny desu

Is this shitty growling rock music on max volume the secret to 9k mmr?

>>153472751
What video, dotard?
I'm actually curious now

>people hating on Bulba
>people thinking he's getting players kicked to take their spots

You guys don't understand chemistry or friendships at all.

>>153472837
cant hear your teammates shitty pings or the dumb calls they make on voice, seems good to me

>>153472904
>friendship
haha OGfangay please, this is about making bank and Bulba certainly can't generate money

>>153472837
seems like every high mmr streamer has trash tier taste
>envy trash tier weebo music
>rtz trash tier rap
>miracle trash tier metal
i guess bulldog is fine if we still consider him high mmr player

>tfw rtz actually has better taste in music then miracle

>>153472904
>friendsship
Yeah no. He was literally picked up by EG and Secret because they don't have time to recruit other offlaners so they just risked it and pick him to get to TI/Major

>>153472884
what are you

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>liquid support bulba

>try to play 3 separate games in the past 50 mins
>all dc's and stats not recorded

Whats up with valve's servers today? Seems like all of us east is fucked

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Is forced 50 real? I never believed in it, but now, I'm experiencing it myself

>>153473382
Its a beta

>>153473082
whats even worse is that he uses bristleback announcer

>>153473382
Lucky you. I played a game with constant d/cs on our team yet none on the enemy team. We lost MMR for it.

>>153471742
why every team kick their best player?

>>153473549
not that you could hear it over the pleasant mixture of killswitch screams and boy falsetto

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DOTARDS??

>>153473684
maybe they are too expensive to keep for some of these orgs

liquid should not be one of those orgs though

>>153473463
yes if it was trully random there would be people that got insanely lucky and have 90% winrate and people that got insanely unlucky and have 10% winrate

you dont see anything even close to these numbers, its becuase its not really random

>>153473684
I doubt they kicked him, anon

>>153473782
>Ana
dude what?

>>153473782
who the fuck is ana?

>>153473782
ITS REAL
>ITS REAL
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>>153471871
>dominated by navi

first except allaince being one of the most domiant teams ever during this time

>dominated by eg

literally have 1 lan win in 12 months, they dominated the second half of 2014 but that's it

>>153473782
JERAX YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>153473821
sometimes even if the player was kicked or not the contract is not simply continued they will say that the player left just to save everyone's face PR-wise

>>153473854
My gf

>>153473782
who the fuck is Ana?

>>153473782
>choke4 and h0neylans trying to carry a team

THIS

WILL

BE

FUCKING

________HILARIOUS_______

>>153473782
Ana's last name is literally pham
Our guy

>>153473782
>Ana
This better be some cute girl

>>153473931
S4 carried Secret 3-4 LANs in a row after DAC.

Should be easy, Secret had burdens like RTZ.

>>153473967
Sounds Vietnamese.

>>153473782
shitty version of og/original secret LUL

good luck on having to rely on s4 carry n0lans

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>He is notable for being above 8000 MMR on the Chinese server.

a gook australian.

That's unique

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wasn't ana at the town lan?
the nigga in the middle?

>>153473782

>anna as the cute trap support with a boypussy to relieve after-match stress

a clear success senpaitachi

>>153473812
Well, you have outliers with ~70% winrate...

>>153473782
>team with literally no carry

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Who the FUCK is this Ana kiddo?

>S4 god
>Jerax god.
IT'S OVER KIDDOS.

>>153473782
out of all the players jerax decided that OG would be the team to join after all the good players left the team

yeah sink in your fucking ship

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>miracle is listening to exclusively Dead by April

Christ, to be 19 again

>>153473782
>S4 Notail Fly
SECRET BROS SWWW@

>>153474086
kek, that's Asa. Also seeing that picture of Purge's gf makes me long for her.

Hero idea: Harambe the Gorilla, melee strength hero

Q: Grab
Harambe grabs the target enemy or ally, pulling them away with him. Duration is 1/2/3/4 sec.

W: Charge
Harambe charges toward the target location over 2 sec, knocking back and dealing damage to any enemies in the way. Does not cancel Grab.
Maximum distance: 800/900/1000/1100
knockback duration: 0.75 sec
Damage: 100

Passive: Chimp out
Harambe gains extra strength and agility when taking damage, but loses intelligence. Any instance of damage greater than 20 (before reductions) will trigger the effect.
Strength/agility increase: 1/1/1.5/2
Intelligence reduction: 1/1/1.5/2
Duration: 5 sec

R: Harambe's Pit
Harambe summons his pit at the target location. Lasts for 6/8/10 sec. Neither enemies nor Harambe himself can move outside the pit if they fall in. Harambe gains extra lifesteal, damage and attack speed while inside the pit. If harambe is killed while inside the pit by an enemy outside of it, his allies instead gain the benefits for the next 10 sec.
Lifesteal: 10%/20%/30%
Damage: 20/40/60
Attack speed: 20/40/60

New Waves

Today marks the start of a new chapter at OG. We are pleased to announce the fresh faces that will be joining our ranks for this upcoming Dota 2 season.

Both veterans in the Dota 2 arena, Jesse ‘JerAx’ Vainikka and Gustav ‘s4’ Magnusson will be sporting the OG green this season. JerAx, a god amongst men with his roaming support plays, and s4 “son of Magnus”, feared playmaker by his own right, will bring with them a wealth of experience to add to our arsenal.

Finally, we are excited to welcome our newest member to the OG family, Anathan ‘Ana’ Pham. Ana has dedicated himself to the game, spending time in China honing his skill on the Invictus Gaming roster. The young blood is ready to take on the west and will complete our lineup.

Tal ‘Fly’ Aizik
Johan ‘n0tail’ Sundstein
Jesse ‘JerAx’ Vainikka
Gustav ‘s4’ Magnusson
Anathan ‘Ana’ Pham

We are extremely excited with our growing family and eagerly await their debut in the near future. A heartfelt thank you to our fans that have showed their continued support through the ups and downs. You motivate us to be the best. Let’s #DreamGreen together.

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Vietnamese here

this is our year

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>these team shuffles
Bulba thouhg

>>153474214
excellent hilarious now that we've seen it never post it here again ok?

>>153474112
I bet you're hyped for n0tail getting carried by far superior players. We all know he's not capable of doing anything himself.

>>153474096
i am not talking about people stacking

there were guys with 95% winrate abusing 5 stacking and algorith mechanics

im talking about ture solo queuers

if there are 12 million unique players every month SOMEONE SOMEWHERE should have 10 or 90 % winrate, but that will never happen beucase its not random at all, valve really cares about having a fun experience all the good boy points shit etc is there to make the game good enough so you wont just quit, if you have brain damage the mm will just throw free wins at you

Jerax and Fly will be the most defensive combination since Akke+EGM 2013.

Like 'saving fucking retards' team edition

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>OG gets an 8k Aussie
With Newbee gone, are they the official straya team?

>>153474341
Good for them, that team is going to need it

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Greetings D2G, I'm here to give you a few friendly tips and reminders on becoming a better Dota player and raising your MMR above 2000.

Magnus is a harder carry than Void.

Ember spirit has the lowest winrate of all, and is all around worthless no matter how you slice it.

Clan Iraq's patented support alchemist is the preferred build amongst professionals.

And lastly, the best way of playing Shadow Demon is to simply repick.

>>153474402
no we claimed newbee becuase they were actually good

wait who's offlaning for og now?

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when's the EG team getting announced :^)

>>153474402
with s4 and n0lans they will achieve literally nothing so they very well might be

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>>153474301
>when N0tail wins someone carried him.
Pathetic honestly.

>>153474470
N0tail probably.

Ana carry.
S4 mid.

>>153474402
What's the equivalent of 8k aus on servers that actually matter?

>>153474470
Fly I guess. N0lans and Jerax support, Ana carry, S4 mid? Ana's throwing a wrench in things because he stood in for Ferrari.

Fly played offlane in the first version of Secret and he was fucking terrible.

>>153473782
fuck that if notail would support and they kept miracle as carry player that would be a fucking awesome team

could be worse tough

>miracle's hotkeys
Is this what it takes to be a god

>>153474462
thanks cabal_kurdistan

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>viewers complaining about the endless h0neylans always getting carried by miracle and crit episodes
>they stopped doing it and promise new things for next season
>viewers rejoice
>make an announcement on who the new actors will be and what character they'll play
>s4 and jerax joins the cast
god fucking damn it

Miracle is lucky he is getting caried every game, thats why he is 9K. He is trash and enemy always suck

>>153474523
>>153474470
1/2. n0tail/ana
3. s4
4. jerax
5. Fly

>>153474462
Tribe_Uzbekistan hasn't been active or relevant in over two years anon his word doesn't mean jackshit anymore

og is literally doomed unless n0tail plays offlane

>miracle's music
this is just as bad as artour

>>153474713
still doomed in that case

>>153474730
It's even worse. I guess that's what it takes to become 9k

s4 has been practicing offlane almost exclusively. 99% certain he will be their offlaner.

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>>153473782
>s4
>n0lans as carry

top fucking kek

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>>153474698
then who was this?

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>upgraded Miracle in Ana.
>S4 the experienced playmaker.
>Jerax god the best support in EU apart from Cr1t
OG dominance confirmed.

>>153474713
if notail play support,they still can be 1.5 tier ?

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>>153473782
Um dotards?

2 heavy weights no one to carry

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>>153471742
>tfw can't imagine Jerax and Matumbaman gently kissing after every loss to cheer up any more

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I like that none of us have any fucking clue what positions OG will play.

Disband after the major

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>not liking artour's music

>>153474854
they might as well rename themselves to MUFC lmao

>>153474906
it's tolerable but I muted miracle & then closed it asap

>>153474886
at least sometime S4 can make some super play

>>153474835
this actually makes sense

I guess they're banking on ana being nu-miracle

I'm gonna rate OG and there is nothing u can do about it

>Jerax
The only win for OG during this transfer, hes will fill Cr1t's shoe quite well

>S4
Lan choker, good bye to majors and TI7

>ana
first chink/aus import, though hes more of product of china than aus. Not even 9k so this kid will be a disaster when he go up against other tier 1 mid


>nolan
choke master 2, together with s4 OG can even say goodbye to honeypots

>fly
jew

>>153474730
rtz = grandgrant tier wannabe nigger

miracle > rtz

so what's china 8k?

12k eu?

guys where is loda

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>>153474937

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Hold the fuck up, who the fuck plays offlane for OG now?

>>153475021
>N0tail choke master 2.
t. Never watched N0tail in his life.

>>153475072
Either Fly or S4 I guess. S4's been practicing offlane, but I have no idea how good at it he is.

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Guys who will play offlane for OG now?

>>153474850
>No helm of the dominator

Get that phony out of here

>>153474891
they're gonna hug it out everytime they play against each other though :3

>>153475072
s4

>>153475121
At least he's been dedicated to the practice and trying not to reply on iron talon shit. Except to see a lot of Batrider.

>>153475154
when they start to fail theyll keep swapping positions up until they disband

who knows

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Guys don't act like offlane takes skill.

Literally soak XP, Get a blink and make plays.

Easiest role in the game to play.

>>153475154
gustav magnus

>>153473782
HAHAHAHAH, that's worse than I even dared to imagine.
Anyone care to link Ana's dotabuff?

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>>153474906

WORST FUCKING SHUFFLE SEASON EVER.
LAST SEASON WAS BETTER THEN THIS.
AN AMATEUR STUDIO CAN MAKE A BETTER SERIES FUCK THIS SHIT.

>>153475227
S4's Bat has always been insane, and he played it mid a lot. He carried games with that hero.

>>153475227
>s4
Thats a good change

he doesn't have pressure to carry the team so he might not feed

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>>153475227
>>153475121
>s4 offlane
Honestly if that's the case they should have just gone for bulldog.

>>153475325
http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/players/311360822

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Buying +60 damage costs 3800 gold (equivalent of +60 strength or +60 agility on a strength or agility hero)
Buying +55 attack speed costs 2000 gold (equivalent of +55 agility)
Buying +10 armor costs 1400 gold (equivalent of +70 agility)
Buying +1150 HP costs 5500 gold (equivalent of +57 strength)
Buying +2 HP regen costs 350 gold (equivalent of +68 strength)

so +60 agility is worth about 7200 gold
and +60 strength is worth about 9650 gold

therefore 1 point strength = 1.34 agility

>>153473782
holyshit, Jerax is one stupid motherfucker

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>>153475428
bulldung won't play without his gay lover tho

>>153475275
That's not true

Sometimes timber gets through the pool and you faceroll your way to godlike at 15 mins

>>153475454
It's worth mentioning that he's 16.

So you can feel inadequate

>>153475428
bulldog is exclusively playing carry so no

>>153475275
Well it once did but like all roles it has been gutted thanks to the memeback of free gold and experience

>>153475653
where the fuck does the jew find such young players? alphabay?

wtf who is going to play offlane position in the OG squad?

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>>153475653
I just discovered a 14-year-old French, Terran Grandmaster in SC2 today.

>tfw I was never good enough at competitive games at that age

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>>153475585
you don't think n0tail or the 16 year old fuccboi from Austrailia could fill that role?

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>>153465826
>three hundred and eleven forlatts

>FOR THOSE WONDERING WHO ANA IS: He's a 16 year old Australian. He has 8 0 0 0 matchmaking points in China and he subbed for Ferrari for a little while earlier in the year.
OG = Our Guys?

>>153475750
duo mid and trilane safe, guarantee the lanes for your superior carry n0tail

>>153475454
>>153475653
>rick and morty

oh yeah young reddit prodigy

fuck this kid

>>153475729
international pedo ring

S4 sure is a good replacement for Miracle.

How much did the jew pay jerax to join that dogshit of a team?

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>>153475325
>>153475454
is it this guy?

>>153475850
Aussies gaining ground in the competitive scene, Dota is fucked

Read the fucking thread you orangutan ganja.

>>153475934
yes

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>>153475921
The fact that Shitquid have won literally nothing while OG have 2 majors?

Guys...didn't s4 try to play offlane for Alliance before? Some Bristle games if I remember correctly, guys that happened right?

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>>153475983
>Majors

I just want to know who will play offlane now will it be Ana? Who is ana? How will S4 play mid when noTail is playing mid as well? Is Jerax the new Drafter?

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Apologize.

>>153476070
delete this

>>153466626
to not scare new players away. Like get them hooked and let them think they are doing a good job

>>153475983
on the backs of Cr1t Miracle and Moon, yes.

>>153475983
yeah except the player who carried them is now gone

>>153476017
>h0neylans carry
>straya mid
>s4 offlane choking in nonhoneypot lan
well meme'd

>>153476078
READ THE FUCKING THREAD DUMBASS

>>153475983
You mean miracle won two majors

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>>153476137
>>153476132
Dota 2 is a team game not a 1 player carries it all at pro level.

idiot fuckos.

why would you pick up S4 don't OG need a good offlaner?

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What are we watching?

>>153466602
But they registered the domain on january, why wait til now?

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WHEN WILL MEMEBACK BE NERFED/REMOVED?
>play Arc fucking Warden
>get 5 kills on the enemy mid by 7 minutes
>get midas+blink 10 minutes into the game
>start killing fools
>retard teammates start feeding a 0/3 Pudge
>he's 12/4 13 minutes into the game
>what the actual fuck
>die once, lol enemy faceless void gets half a Mjollnir
>manage to kill 4000 hp, beyond godlike pudge, lol here's your 800 gold
>die again
>lose game
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP

>>153476290
no I'm gay

>>153476290
lemme see the face
yes tho

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>Esc drafting 1.5 stuns against mirana axe morph disruptor

>>153476126
L9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I WAS WONDERING WTF WAS WRONG WITH MY SMURF HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS FUCKING BROKEN FUCK VALVE DUDE I mute chat anyway but still

>Drop Moonmeander one of the top 5 offlaners in the scene
>Pick up random mid pubstar and another washed up midlaner who chokes on QoP
?

>>153476290
Idc about your mmr, and yes i could cuddle with you every night

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>kick Moon
>invite a guy that doesn`t play offlane

what is going through the Jew and his manlet Goblin friend ?

>wooo miracle stream
>literally emo teenage shit music.

Im not seeing how this new OG team is supposed to work without a top offlaner on the team? Maybe NoTail thinks he can play any position lmao

>>153476223
s4's best heroes can be played in the offlane comfortably, and his style was always more of a space creator and a 3 position to leave farm for bulldog and loda

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>>153476406
>moon
>top 5 offlaners in the scene
fucking hell m8. He got kicked for a reason.

>>153476290
only if you have penis

>>153476595
i do <3

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WHATS WITH THIS YOUNG PLAYERS COMING INTO THE SCENE? BEFORE WE ONLY HAVE SUMAIL NOW WE HAVE RAMSEZ AND THIS ANA GUY WTF IS THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>153476554
>it was Alliance who needed a midlaner all along
HOLY SHITT

>>153476590
>kicking Moonmeander for S "but I was mainly just watching" 4

I thought Jews were supposed to be smart
I thought jews were supposed to be smart

>>153476657
post your steam

>>153476406
>>153476412
they wanted to swap Moon for a better offlaner during reshuffle

but then cr1t left the team and that together with the moon kick also lead to Miracle leaving the team

ie they backstabbed moon so hard they stab themselves

>>153476736
f-fine http://steamcommunity.com/id/merem

>>153476219
>great face aesthetics
>horrible teeth

wtf I hate European men now

>>153476102
Gonna fail harder than xcalibur

should've held on to miracle

>>153476736
t-thats not me >>153476784

holy fucking shit, is there a worse matchmaker than the international one?

It literally pairs me with enemies 1k more than my seasonal mmr because they're partied.

Last game I had two of them in the enemy team while I had a TBD with a shitter paired.

>>153476784
XD

>>153476850
Post your real steam, i wanna cuddle you

>>153476819
>Miracle is going to play with fucking Bulba.
>Ana is playing with 2 major winners.
lol.

>He might dead
Maut's doing this on purpose, right?

>>153477023
who the fuck is ana ?

on what team is miracle ?

What if Ana turns out to be insanely good and OG starts to dominate?

>>153477180
what if s4 doesn't choke?

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>>153476017
Well it wasn't offlane!

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the damage control from OG fangays (lelouch) this year will be even greater than last year EG and Secret combine

Im so fucking ready

what if OG crumble because of notail?

>>153477180
They would still lose when ana is not enough to win the game. Same shit that happened with miracle

>Miracle doesn't speak.
>shit music.
these streams are garbage.

Who is the main character of dota?
Is it eternal EE?

OG and Liquid are so fucking stupid to make roster changes for the first major to be honest, they could easily win it with their stable rosters

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>>153477253
>OG upgraded every player from the old OG.
>damage control.
Honestly get yourself checked out.

>>153477347
Puppey, the president of Estonia.

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>>153477253
>lelouch still posts honeylans after he got btfo live on stage by based Jimmy "Nigger Lips" Ho and Sam H
>History will repeat itself again this year but with additional gustav shitposting included
>The most ourest of guys Kaipi aka NeoMouzshitters 2.0 will knock them out at TI7
gonna be a fun year

These roster changes are a shitshow. Nobody is gonna stand a chance against EG and wings at the major.

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Even without makeup Tiffany is perfect

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>>153477520
>was here when the whole thread called him N0lans
>sat here laughing for the past year and a half chuckling at d2g retards while he won two majors.
Feels good.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50iida/capitalist_leaving_joindota/

IT'S OVER
THE JEW HAS WON

>>153477520
I want Kaipi to be good too, but aren't they low tier 2 at best?

>>153477536
Yeah, that's what everybody said a year ago and then half a year later.

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>>153477667
>winning the two biggest honeypots in existence matters
HOW DELUDED CAN ONE KID GET

>>153477740
EG didn't lose their power level this time by taking rtz

>>153477713
>My favorite memories are usually the ones outside of casting, like the late night talks we have at events, our time together at Shanghai, or ironing your GODDAMN SHIRT YOU IDIOT LEARN TO IRON I’M NOT YOUR FUCKING MAID.
>blitz will never be ur maid
why even live dotards?

>>153477714
Yep

Did wings change roster?