/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

tracer

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Soldier butts

Oh fuck.

Just saw that I missed my jury duty summons from 3 months ago.

What do? I don't want to get arrested and miss season 2.

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>jeff says no eichenwald today
>no balance changes today
>no nothing today

We already had this shitty edition, come up with something new.

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>>153392717
Tracey! <3

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>>153392732

>>153391047
even though I'm down with this, since when was true lewd allowed on worksafe boards?
haven't posted on 4chan regularly in two years desu

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Healsluts in protest

Guys, I know a lot of you will laugh at me, but I need to get this off my chest. I want to be Genji. So many times I have escaped reality with lucid dreaming, and I would wake up in Watchpoint: Gibraltar as Genji, where I would train to join Overwatch. Last night Hanzo oversaw my training, and scoffed at me when I claimed to be his brother. He said, "only a Shimada can control the dragons," so I pulled out my katana, and yelled as loud as I could (I might have been sleep talking with how intense it was) "龍神の剣を喰らえ!" and sliced the training dummy in half with my Dragonblade. Hanzo was stunned by my abilities, and walked towards me to give me a hug. Between tears, he choked "I have found my brother."

Mercy was watching from around the corner, and she walked towards us with a slow clap. She said, "I talked with Reinhardt and he agrees that you would be PERFECT for Overwatch. You just have to do... one thing." She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Reinhardt said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to fight for Overwatch!" I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

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Blizzard is slowly giving us less reasons to even play during this off season period
Same damn update on the PTR for 3 weeks, botched "hype" for an ARG, and now no patch on patch day

I understand that they're busy with the Legion launch but I don't care about WoW

nth for the us world cup team is a complete joke and everyone is going to get run over by sweden

>>153393064
wew lad it's been a while since i saw this one

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>>153393179
>''People always underestimate the engineers''

Torb was right.

>>153392812
I'm okay with the patch not being today because the new WoW expansion just launched, but when you don't even have a possible date then you have to wonder what the fuck is going on over there. Do they give a shit about this game or not?

>>153393179
>Sweden
Are any of the US players black?

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>people actually thought the patch would come out today

>>153393298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYPUubOF-HE

>>153393179
>Sweden is allowed to pic six Torbjörns with lvl3 turret by default just pressing shift button
What was Blizzard thinking?

>>153393363
I figured everything was coming out the 6th.

>>153393308
no unfortunately tpain did not qualify

>>153393403
>Watchpoint: Gibralatar
Gibralatar's gameplay before s3 when?

>>153393363
Yeah its not like people would like a week to get accustomed to the new map/ balance changes before the season starts or anything
PTR isn't a given for everyone, so don't bring that up.

Anybody have the pic of the new emote of Sigrun Mercy sitting and smiling? I saw it posted here before.

I would get it myself but console pleb so no test realm

>>153392958
It's not. Just no one cares enough to report it.

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>>153393403
>There are people in this very thread that enjoy the idea of abusive relationships.

You people need help.

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>>153393403

>make a kinda good pasta (according to anoncucks, i don't read pastas)
>tries to make several versions of it just so you can feel special, loved and a good memester

Fuck off.

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>>153393734
>There are people in this very thread that enjoy the idea of abusive relationships involving my beautiful Lena.

Literally /ctg/ - Cancer: The General.

>>153393376
>To work on Battleborn
I lost there

PTR update

>>153393403
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Tracer's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish and chips a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Tracer screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" Tracer starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"T-Tracer, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Tracer screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night in Overwatch and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Reyes said
>grabbing Lena by the throat she began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY BELLEND!" Tracer slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Winston, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME QUEEN ELIZABETH, NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Tracer slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"S-she loves me, I should've done a better job for her" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal

when is the patch boys

>>153393403
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Bastion's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP WEEP BOOP WEEE!" Bastion screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"BLEEP BOOP WEE BOOP BEE WEEP VEE BOOP BOB BOP DEE DO DO DO DOP!" *Bastion starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"B-Bastion, I'm s-sorry..."
>BEEP BAP BOOP DOP DEEP WA DOP BOOP BOB!" Bastion screamed
>"BLEEP BAB BEEP DO DEEP BOP DEE DEE BEEEEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOOOOOP!" Bastion said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while beeping and booping
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"BEEP DOP BAB BOOP DOOP ZOOP BRAP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BOOO!" Bastion slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"BEEP BEEP BLEEP BAB BAP BOOB BOOP ZOOP WEEEEEE WEEEEE WIIIIIIIR DRRRRR ZEEEEE VEEEE DOOOOO!" Bastion slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal

Give me one good reason why this game shouldn't have vote kicking.

>>153394124
Not today, that's for damn sure

>>153394183
On one hand I can kick Meis on the other hand groups can just bully

>>153394058
You missed a Reyes one line, but other than that this is hilariously fucked up
>>153394129
Kektimus prime

>>153394058
Finally, the circle is complete.

>>153393647
It's not even about that, it's about how they are scheduling things. If it came out today then it couldn't be their September content.

>but the dream to me would be that we would have some sort of awesome content or feature coming out each month. That could be a map or a hero or something like Competitive Play, or just like, “Here’s a bunch of new skins,” or, “Here’s some unexpected thing that we came up.”

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>>153394129
>he began to choke while beeping and booping

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>>153394058

I was waiting for this one

>>153394129

pic related

>>153394183
So I can get my sick did that a sting achievement.

How do I play Torbjörn.

How the fuck do I improve my aim? I literally can't carry shitty teams with my bad aim

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If you're reading this, I love you.

>>153394691
not like engineer

get in there and make them shift between you and your turret; playing turtlebjorn is the most useless thing you could possibly do for your team

>>153394368
>>153394573
Widow sure gets off to Tracer abuse.

hello where are the overmemes

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>>153394360
So we can't even get a new brawl today?
Two weeks with the same shitty Brawl after 3 weeks of Lucioball?

>>153394691

Place turret somewhere, and forget about it. Put that plink gun away, pull out your hammer and hide behind Reinhardt's ankles so you can show those sneaky Tracers what happens when you burn the casserole.

>>153394871
Brawls usually change 10 minutes from now.

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Made this garbage for someone in the /v/ thread. Maybe he will find it here.

>>153394840

Right here
>>153393064
>>153393403
>>153394058
>>153394129

>>153394757
hit the practice range and vs AI. The bots might not move as erratically as enemy players, but it'll at least let you practice your shots without getting booted back to start every five seconds.

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Why are they waiting so fucking long to deploy the fucking patch.

Were they expecting to release sombra these weeks but something went horribly wrong or something?
Ana and balance changes took one week. is this why they just made a random shitty timer that led into another timer?

What the fuck is wrong with blizz

>>153395154
They too busy with World of Cucks.

>>153393403
>>153394058
>>153394129
Memes aside, I do want to beat Tracer.

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You are now an Overwatch hero. What are your weapons and abilities?

Healsluts are a goddamn plague of useless shitters who can't do anything but throw a hissyfit if they're not pandered to

>playing Pharah because by some miracle the enemies don't have a decent hitscanner
>when I locked pharah some other dude picked Mercy, think nothing of it
>Mercy glued to my ass like a tick, healing and damage boosting me while ignoring everybody else
>call him out, tells me to just go with it despite the fact our tanks weren't getting healed
>go Zenyatta so I can keep dpsing while healing
>healslut goes ballistic, tells me to switch back
>mute player, but notice the Mercy switched to Mei and starts walling us off (either blocking my heal los or walling me off when I tried to pass into the Iris)

We lost because I wouldn't indulge some fuck's fantasy ship. I've also had aomebody pitch a fit because they were a Mercy main and somebody else picked her; they ended up going Symm and dropping us off cliffs.

>>153394757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOnItuoLwms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFIritvrMxY

>>153395154
because last time they pushed a ptr update we got mcrail and broken as fuck zen
jk they dont actually care about good balance its because the dev team is a skeleton crew right now because muh wow

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>>153395198
Literally who still cares about wow?
They had their golden chance with wod and they let it slip in the worst possible way, besides they don't share dev teams for games.
The game died when they decided the social and adventure aspects on a fucking mmorpg were not important.

>>153394889
>>153394829

Hmm, alright, thanks. I kept trying to defend my turret but it gets destroyed in seconds.

Is Overwatch dying?

why does PTR have an update again?

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stuns aren't a balanced mechanic

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>get bored of my the same three heroes
>i want to try something completely new and pick Tracer
>spend the entire day playing her
>i fucking love Tracer
>open a lootbox and get the t.racer skin
what the fuck? does the game read my thoughts?

>>153395518
Yeah, it seems that way.

It didn't last long at all.

>>153395334
>using Symmetra to troll
How disorderly. That player should've been BANNED

Thankfully I haven't had this problem. Most teams I'm on skip their healer so I tend to try and keep them patched up myself.

>>153394802
I love succubus (male)!

>>153394360
>Balance and bug fixes are September content

Sasuga Blizzard

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>mfw I had money put aside to spend on Loot Boxes after the patch
>mfw no patch today and I can spend on something productive

You played yourself Jeff

>>153395632
The new map+emotes are the September content. Why the fuck else would they keep those emotes on the ptr for weeks?

>>153395632
The new emotes, and the new map retard. Are you literally retarded?

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What's up with the Tracer burning the casserole meme?

>>153392621
I need sniping tips for Blueberry.

When Zooming should I focus on my crossair and don't lose track there it is? Or should I focus on the targets and often lose track of the crossair of the scope?

>>153395530
welcome to what everyone intelligent has known since the beta
>lets take a root, a disarm, a cast silence, a view lock and a channel interrupt and roll them all together into one ability
>but its balanced because we call it "stun" instead of properly describing what it prevents players form doing

>>153395518
Quick play killed it.

>>153393179
>sweden
China literally has their entire pro team playing

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We were ABANDONED for WARCRAFT

>>153395767
>and often lose track of the crossair of the scope?
What? How do you not know where the center of your screen is?

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Post em

>>153395627
I am succubus (male)!

>>153395749
she can't cook for shit so rightfully gets some physical discipline

I was told there would be a new Brawl
Where's the new brawl, Eggman?

>>153395334
>that one Mercy main that didn't stop crying over mic that he gets focused in teamfights
>wouldn't play slightly farther out and wouldn't switch to Lucio
>despite being garbage he just yelled at everyone the entire game
This is why I'd rather play the healer since I just stay quiet and try to heal my niggas. Then the tanks start whining when I don't follow them around 24/7.

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>>153395518
>no sombra
>shitty args
>no fixes that are simple as fuck to implement and can be made on a week but they're taking months
>the dev team has no idea about balancing, what the fuck who the fuck OK'ed those zen changes and genji overall and made mcree a better sniper than widow
They have this "we can only focus on one thing at the time" approach like they only had like 8 fucking people working in the game or some shit.

The worst part is that we have no idea about actual releases, we just have to wait and pray to MAYBE know something a week before release.

>>153393403

>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Fareeha's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the koshare casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Fareeha screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Pharah starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"Fareeha, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Fareeha screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night in Helix and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you lick pussy? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN LICK PUSSY RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Pharah said
>grabbing Lena by the throat she began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY BITCH!" Pharah slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the mall with Jesse, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME JUSTICE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Pharah slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"Sh-she loves me, I should've done a better job for her" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal

>>153395530
>"Will we see more stuns and silence abilities?" That's really hard to say, because players do not like them and they don't want to break the game. Silence is really hard to balance and they haven't figured out how to do it.

M-maybe they'll learn.

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>>153396182
>D.va immediately consents to a date
Is this easy mode?

>>153396136
/owg/ lied to you, Kaplan didn't promise shit

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when will she get the respect she deserves?

>Overwatch PTR has started an update

What did he mean by that?

>PTR has started an update
THE FUCK WAS DAT

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>>153395334

>>153396418
Fucking nothing.

>>153396356
Brawls are weekly though
And let's be honest, OW brawls aren't the hardest things to come up with, it's literally just custom game settings. They need to make these things more worth it

>>153396363
When she starts using the toilet

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>>153396363
There were plenty of ideas floating around this week that'd be fine little updates for her. Turning her turrets into Infra-tripwires, allowing multiple Symmetras to stack shields instead of just having 1 shield limit, allowing turrets to heal nearby allies somehow, letting her replace health/armor with shields so her teammates have more regenerating health to rely on, etc.

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>>153396006
reminder that tracer belongs in the rubbish

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THEY LEFT US TO DIE SO THEY COULD JUMP SHIP TO WARCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT

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>>153395334
>Be playing Mercy
>Focus on healing Reinhardt because he's the only Tank
>Says through chat "Don't worry about me, go and heal the shitters, I got this"
>He got four gold medals

>>153396363
>i will never tonguefuck her shit-stained curry ass

why live

>>153395334
I had one open mic while they were playing the healslut game. I just muted them, told others how to mute them and went about the game. Of course they were terrible, but we had two healers so we got carried by our trooper Lucio and a S76.

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>>153396716
But she's cute.

>>153396628
>allowing multiple Symmetras to stack shields instead of just having 1 shield limit
this is the most cancerous thing I've ever heard

>5 symmetras and 1 genji

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>>153395530
Naw dude, stun = fun

>>153396879
I'd be more worried about the 30 turrets that could be anywhere

>>153396441
I played Mercy and when I sprayed over some kid's spray he started talking shit to me until his friend said "don't do that, she might not heal you".
Do people playing Mercy actually fucking not heal others out of spite? That sounds like the stupidest fucking shit.

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Hey guys why does Zenyatta get to be a DPS, sniper, and a support all while having 200HP?

>>153396441
Fuck your heals, I'd rather stand in 76's piss ring than be saddled with a useless healslut who can't work with the team.

What's the difference between armour and health?

>>153395938
>>153396725
>>153395518
>>153395198
You guys never played tf2, did you?

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>>153396006

>>153397004
Because he's got mediocre healing and no movement/escape tools?

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Fuck, now everyone will know my final rank.

If you could replace the ingame MMR with random matchmaking/a server browser, would you do it?

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>>153396750
Why are Reinhardt mains such cool dudes?

>>153396879
>5 symmetras and 1 genji

4 Pharahs & 2 Mercys. Checkmate.

>>153397075
Armour reduces damage, so it's technically worth more health.

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>>153397212
>4 Pharahs
Whoa there!

>>153397139
wew i cut out symmetra and ana in the waifu list

8- symmetra
9- ana

>>153397173
No.

>>153395530
>>153396942
Flashbang shouldn't do damage.

>>153397202
Seriously, I have yet to talk to one who didn't make me blush, and I've never had one that was a bad player.

>>153395284
gun - pew pew
ability: more gun - pew pew pew pew
ult: problem solving - all the pew

>>153397157
>got to 60+ but had a really bad fucking week and dropped all the way down to 44

pls no blizzard

>>153397282
Which might scare me if the stated scenario wasn't 1 Genji and 5 Symmetras. Don't move the goalposts.>>153397282

>>153397478
OP Plz Nerf

>>153397495
how are 4 pharahs gonna beat a genji with 325 health that regenerates

>>153397608
bounce him off the map

>>153397608
How's Genji or Symmetra going to kill anyone in the sky?

>>153397106

What did he mean by this?

>>153397760
How are you gonna cap the point in the sky?

Rate my potg pls
https://youtu.be/y45zqiqaaS8

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Would you consider playing a hero that had an average damage gun and 1000 health, but didn't have any secondary fire, abilities, or an ultimate?

So I've recently been inspired in my life. I want to be come one ofthe best PS4 overwatch players in the UK.

My rank was 50 and my most played are soilder, reaper, lucio and reinhart. How do i get better? I think my biggest problem is consitently aiming

>>153397486
lol i dont think you belonged at 60 plus then

>>153397608
Box him on with explosions, mop up the symmetras. Ggez.

>>153397897
boring as shit

>>153397897
No.

>>153395534
Shame about her grating ear-raping voice and shitty shallow personality.

Did rank in PTR fuck up? I just went up like 3 points 2 games in a row.

>>153397897
Nah, too boring.

>>153397897
>no secondary fire or ult
wow, that sounds even more dry than cod

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>>153397897
hell no

half the fun of the game is pulling off a huge ult and having everyone see your big dick

>>153397942
Most likely but I don't think I should've fallen THAT far. I placed at like 55. I have no one to blame but myself but still, fuck.

>>153397935
Pls respond. I even want to get on a team. I have the will and will train everyday. Just need pointers on how to be better

>>153397935
Buy one of those devices that lets you use a mouse with the console.
They cost around 100 dollars.

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>>153396330
she just said he CAN ask her out. never said she'd accept. she wants people to ask her out so she can reject them

she loves rejecting people

Anyone have any good Overwatch wallpapers?
/wg/ has nothing good

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Cutest and best pairing

>>153398380
XMB ? but isn't that cheating?

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>>153398657
my fav

>>153398892
No, but it should be counted as such

We desperately need more content.

Sombra and the map need to be here asap.

Ana was not enough.

Why are the maps in this game so big if you never use most of the areas?

I mean it's 6v6 and if you fuck around, the enemy ends up capturing the point, or you end up dying because you weren't bundled with your team.

>>153399194
We're going to be getting content every month.

And by that they mean release it on PTR in the middle of the month and then release to live the early in the next month.

>>153399194
wew get used to it

According to Blizzard, we get one (1) thing a month and we're expected to like it no matter how small

Eichenwald will be our one thing for the entirety of September

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>still no patch

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Your child will be raised by the two heroes you've played the most in Overwatch.

How fucked/awesome is your child's life going to be?

>>153397202
>>153397430

I've noticed this too. Might be that they know they have to rely on their team to not have a bad day so they try to be nice to everyone, or it could be that bros gravitate to protective heroes.

>>153399342
Because it's harder to defend and assault a maze than a straight corridor.

>>153399550
>Junkrat/Pharah
Psychopath with mommy issues incoming.

just abandoned a ptr match with junkrat symmetra torbjörn and bastion and watched an episode of futurama instead

didnt see any notice when i logged back into the game, is there a penalty for leaving ptr matches?

>>153399550
Junkrat/D.Va

This kids is fucked.

>>153399550
>Lucio/Zarya
This kid's gonna have issues but might make some pretty sweet music

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>lucio on your team doesn't seem to have a space bar and spends ~80% of the match stone-dead

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>>153398657

>>153399550

>Zarya/Zenyatta

A vodka-powered robot with a lot of self-hatred.

So basically Bender

>>153397608
Pharah does 120 per direct hit.

>>153399550
>McCree/76
Pretty awesome I guess

>>153399342
>Why are the maps in this game so big

They aren't. Every map on this game is like Hoodoo. Thank God this is a 6v6.

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>>153399550
>mcree/dva
My son is a living meme

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>>153399550

>Reinhardt/D.Va

This kid'll be fucked up

>>153399550
>McCree/Reinhardt
Best gay dad's ever. That kid is gonna shine.

>>153397202
>calls innocent teammates shitters
>cool

Do you main reaper

>>153399342
every map is a choke and two flanks, there is nothing big about it

Wanna know what's the goddamn worst?
When a Mei on your team blocks the path of an enemy that's one shot away from death.
That and when they block the entrance when the match starts.
Fuck Mei.

>>153400331

tfw the only tolerable meis are the meis that know what they're doing, that being roughly 2% of mei players

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Why is Symmetra considered autistic again? Is it in a comic?

>want to play a certain game mode
>spend ten minutes in-and-out of queue because we have the amazing QUICKPLAY option instead of any sort of gamemode selection or server browser

>>153397202
dude's behind a shield and has 500 hp, why are so many mercies hugging his ass?

>>153400448
Yeah, she talks about being on a "spectrum", and she does show signs of someone with Asperger's.

>>153400126
100

PERCENT

GERMAN

POWAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>153400448

She is canonically autistic, it isn't even a meme. I believe she says she's on the spectrum or some such in her comic, and it has been confirmed by devs.

>the new weekly brawl
wow Tracer with no counter, this is horrendous

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>>153399550
>Tracer/Reaper
Is this even allowed to be ship fuel? What the fuck this kid's gonna have a mental disorder, and said illness is gonna have a disability.

>>153400608
I just played it.
A team of Pharah's and Symettra's are goddamn hell.

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>>153399550
>Genji/Tracer

Could be worse

>>153399550
>zen/reaper

I need a show based on this.

>>153400608
truly one of the worst brawls yet

>>153400478
>Spending the entire game behind your shield
Reinhardt has the heart of a lion! You must take the fight to them and crush them beneath your hammer! THERE IS GLORY TO BE WON!!!

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>>153400445
Tell us 98% how to be good with Mei. I started playing about a week ago and haven't been able to really figure her out.

when im playing roadhog i just imagine im a frog catching flies i dont worry about the objective or anything, i just sit around and eat some of these weird things that pass by

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>>153400569
>>153400583
I see. Thanks

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>>153400608
ikr, this is just marvelous! I destroyed every single ass in the two games I played five minutes ago.

Tracey! <3

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>>153399550
Stop shipping D.va with the spook.

>>153400757
Go after Tracers and Genji's to slow their speedy asses down, as well as most tanks.
And for fucks sake, do not use a wall unless you have to.

>>153399550
>Junkrat/Reinhardt
I don't even

People who play Widowmaker on console need to be holocausted.

>Overwatch started an update

What did he mean by that?

Roadhog and mei are removed from the game
how much more fun would this game be?

>>153400974
>People who play on console need to be holocausted.

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>>153399550
>Mei and Junkrat
Pure evil

>>153400976
>inb4 just a brawl rotation

>>153401042
>remove counters to quick characters
Guess you're a Tracer main.

>>153400757

I'm not part of the 2%, but I have a friend who is and even he sometimes fucks up. Just be careful with your walls, really. It's best to mostly save them if your team is absolutely outnumbered and outgunned or if the enemy is using an ult.

Slow down and help kill the people harassing those in your back line and the inevitable tracers that flank your reinhardt.

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Post heros, everyone guess each other's rank

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>>153399550
Bastion/D.Va

So the child will be an "aimbot"?

>>153401042
Roadhog is fine, you just gotta keep a distance and hope his hook doesn't land.

>>153401042
I'd rather have Hanzo and Widow removed.

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>>153401042
Junkrat's still there, so not very much.

>>153401042
>Removing best tank
How about taking a sip from that bleach huh?

>>153400757

Mei is all about contesting the point for forever without any support. First you have to accept that no matter how many pushes you block or ults you wall off, your team is gonna accuse you of not knowing what you're doing. You basically have to play as a free agent almost, helping your team but no too concerned if widowmaker gets her sweet no-scope montage footage from 2 miles behind the objective.

>>153399550
>Zenyatta and D.Va

This needs fanart.

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>When "genji mains" complain about an enemy Tracer

>>153400807
fuck off /pol/

>>153401228
The child would be X22.

>>153399550
>76 and Lucio
I mean, the kid would probably come out alright

>>153401230
His hook has the range of widow's gun.

>>153401435
Okay, Tumbler

>>153400920
>>153401138
>>153401303
Thanks for the tips. It's been awhile since I played a class based/more team oriented shooter so I think I tend to be too aggressive with the defense heroes.

>>153401472
Unless he's on your team.
Then it has about 2 feet.

>>153400974
>try to play widowmaker on console once
>can't hit anything. ever. no matter what

Feels bad.

>>153401303
>mfw 4 mins obj time as mei on defense
So much stalling

>>153401435
Fuck off tumblr.

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Mei can now freeze her allies in cryostasis like she can for herself to heal them.

Thoughts?

>>153401594
I use Ana more often than not on console.

>>153401728
Too disruptive. Balance changes are made assuming an all solo queue in quick play without communication capabilities.

>>153401728
you monster

>>153401728
That's stupid
You're stupid
Never have another independent thought again

>>153401728
That would lead to some funny and rage-inducing moments.

>>153401728
No.

>>153401728

Objectives would never be taken ever again.

>>153401732
Ana's better because the hitbox for healing is so forgiving.

Why do people think Sombra's gonna be a Loli again?

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>Enemy gets stomped
>autist on team goes "ez game fags"
>he gets put on other team for next round
>his team gets stomped
>someone else goes "ez game"
>original autist loses his fucking mind in chat

Why are the people who play this act like fucking 10 year olds?

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>>153399550
>Zenyatta and Ana

Holy shit, best parents.

>>153401920
Same reason people think you're a loli

>>153401728
Mei only exist to piss off her teammates, I'm for it.

>>153401728
Only if instead of instantly freezing them she has to spray them down with ice and instead of ice I mean cum and instead of gun I mean massive futa cock.

>>153401920
She sounds immature, plus everyone has been expecting a kid hero for awhile.

>>153401728

As nice as it would be to literally force your team to win and generate over 9000 jigga-watts of hatred from both teams at the same time, i'm gonna have to say no.

Just give her 5 seconds of freeze time instead of barely having enough time to line up one headshot if you're lucky before they unfreeze.

>>153401920

Because some retards think that the girl in the Hero trailer is Sombra because:

>She's mexican, therefore must be related to Reaper
>We only know she has a mother, therefore Reaper must be the father
>Soldier 76 saved her life and only did it because he feels he owes it to reaper, which implies he wouldn't save some other kid's life
>people are retarded

>>153401728
>freeze allies while they are flying/jumping over gaps
>freeze allies after they use their ult
>join quick play with 2 friends and perma freeze someone in spawn

Sure would be exciting.

>>153392621
>open crate for level 3
>pink tier rein skin
>gold tier indian lady skin

FUCKING EASY

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Is Mccree finally going to deflower Pharah?

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>>153395749
Domestic violence humor.

>>153399550
>Reinhardt/Roadhog


Um...

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>It's a "Four of your teammates go offense and still fail to get any damage" episode

>>153402370
Pharah was already deflowered by Khalil

>>153402370

But Reinhardt has already done that.

>>153399550
>Lúcio/Mei

So my kid will be a goddamn hippie... Great

>>153402515
B-but Reinhardt is her father.

Is nobody playing the game? I've been sitting a queue for five minutes.

Well well, this week's Brawl is Girl Power, which means only Female heroes allowed
Great

>>153402591

She doesn't know that.

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>>153402370
Not if Mercy has anything to say about it.

>>153402631
zenyatta counts cause beep boop, right?

>>153402631
Its awful, anon.

>>153402651
According to the devs she knows who her daddy is. Plus Ana has more interactions with soldier 76 than Reinhardt anyways.

https://m.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/4w6ctx/why_every_match_feels_the_same/

What do you guys think about this ? New game modes with multiple objectives simultaneously when?

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>>153399550
>Soldier and Ana

Depends, do you think Pharah's life is awesome or fucked up?

>>153402708
Mercy doesn't want some little Egyptian girl taking her man,

Something is wrong with battle net. Errors are stopping me from buying overwatch on the client and in browser.

>>153402752

I thought they had the same amount of interactions.

>>153402785
Jack x Ana is OTP

>>153399550
>Soldier 76/D.Va
This kid will be a fucking retard.

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>play Reinhardt
>four teammates go Offense
>I finish the game with three golds (Lucio got healing and objective time)
>we win
>Genji says gg ez
>someone on the enemy team says "lmao you carried by a tank"

>>153402708
Mercy is an evil demon, and enemy of justice.

>>153395334

Mercy mains are the worst. They ruin KOTH matches with their shit pick, and rarely get called out on it.

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>>153402785
Don't think Soldier is the daddy but Ana and Jack wouldnt make the best parents..

>Ana was a coward that abandoned Overwatch and left the world to die
>Jack lost his mind after the Swiss hq explosion and is barely hanging on to his sense of morality

>>153402990
I've heard two with Rein pregame, I've heard two with 76 pregame, but I've only heard Ana complement 76 with that "Nice shooting Jack." line.

>>153403046
That's when you say
>Don't you ever talk to me or my kids again

>>153402784
>reddit
who cares

>>153400757
-Camp flanking points and chokepoints looking for squishies. If you see their whole team coming through the chokepoint let 2 or 3 go through it and place an icewall to split them, that way the fight iwll turn into a 6v3 giving your team a huge advantage.

-Remember that you can take down your own icewalls, you would be surprised how many Meis dont know this and endup fucking their teammates ultimates.

-Remember that in a 1v1 you have the advantage (unless its a McCree or Reaper, in that case is a 50/50) so dont be afraid to go after tanks or offense heroes.

-Speaking of tanks, Mei is one of the best anti-tank characters. There is nothing better than freezeing a Reinhardt while your teammates finish it up

>>153402990
Check the Ana wiki. And read the Old Soldiers comic.

>>153402619
Waiting this long between seasons was a mistake. It just made people quit.

>>153401963
Thye most likely are 10, the other day when I was commuting I overheard two little shits talk about the game.

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It's Reaper.

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@153402412
>Domestic violence
>humor.

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When will eichenwalde come out

>>153403129

That's after you kill someone, right? She says "Reinhardt, you haven't lost your step." when he does so.

breeder genocide when?

>>153403046
If you play aggressively with Reinhardt it is pretty easy to get golds. He is a fucking monster. Especially when you hear, "You're powered up. Get in there!"

Fuck ya. Boner: activated. 100% GERMAN POOOOOWAH!

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>>153403068
>Mercy is an evil demon, and enemy of justice.
There is not justice.

And demon's have to eat too you know.

>>153403232
they will be back. Seasons are fine honestly

I wonder if Zenyatta likes casserole

>>153402631
Waifu Wars

>>153399550
>Roadhog and Reaper

There isn't going to be any helicopter parenting in that house, to be certain.

>>153403303
When you stop playing video games and actually do something with your life.

>>153403290
Ah, so there's 3 and 3.

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>>153403259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xea5iXmdK4

>>153402619
On console it matches me before I could even even get out of the queue if I accidentally press play, so I think the verdict is that the PC community is split because of the PTR.

>>153402784
This is why Unreal Tournament 2004 16vs16 onslaught was the funniest game I have played.

>go tracer in QP
>don't even come out with a single medal
How the fuck do I kill things with her? I have to empty my gun at least twice for literally anything.

>>153403259

>@

Gb2 tumblr

>>153403290
She has 9 interactions with Soldier and 5 with Reinhardt. Someone on Reddit posted the voice files. Plus I heard them all in game

>threads are actually good now becaue the autistic shitters are playing Legion.

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If you don't reply to this post RIGHT NOW, Hana Song will DIE.

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I'm still of the opinion that Reaper is Pharah's father bc of two innocuous clues: Pharah and her consistent skin color rather than it being lighter via Jack/Reinhardt (I may not know about genetics but then again, neither do most artists), AND Ana/Reaper voice interactions

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Quick, make an OC that isn't cringeworthy

video unrelated

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>>153403609
>Can't kill with Tracey
Nigga go play Bastion.

>>153403609
Learn to track.

>>153403609
If you want to play a fast, play Genji

>>153403609
You don't. You there to harass the enemies so they spend less time shooting at the rest of your team.

>>153403638
hownew.ru

>>153403447
>she thinks I still play video games and don't just shitpost on /vg/ in my free time

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>>153403667

@153403663
good.

>>153403768

>@ was ever used on 4chan
>Newfags pretending to call out newfags

>>153403705
>>153403714
I can unload into Bastion at point blank and I have to reload after about 20% of his health is gone. Unless her ult sticks, she's literally harmless.

>>153403609
Even though Tracer is squishy, don't be afraid to get right up in someone's face. Melee as often as possible, too. I find that Tracer's reload isn't as hindered by meleeing as some of the slower reloaders, so use it whenever you can to add more damage to your attack.

Even though you should be flanking the enemy, don't try to rambo them on your own unless you're certain other teammates can intercept your skirmish. If you're totally alone, don't worry about kills, just harass the enemy and be as much of a troll as possible.

>>153403938
>she doesn't know

>>153403869
You must be the same fujo that destroyed /feg/.

>>153403691
> OW characters created without cringe, stereotypes, and more that 4chan wont hate bc its not from blizzard

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>>153403894
Please, they weren't that nice to each other.

>>153403667
The problem with this is why hasn't Reaper contacted Pharah yet? I would image he would want to recruit Pharah to her cause. And Pharah knows who her dad is.

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>>153403638
Delicious (You)s. I love triggerism.

when the fuck is this game going to update?

its been like 2 weeks with 0 patches or new content

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>>153403938
I get that you're stupid so I'll spoonfeed you.

It's so they don't get a (You)

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>half of my team leaves on Ilios
>we only lost the starting point cap 1 min into the game so the game barely started
>more shittalkers and afkers in general
Jesus fucking christ when does Comp start again so all the compbabbies leave?

>>153393854
I wrote the original one but I haven't made any alternate versions. I never felt the need to. I enjoyed mine the best, although I like some of the other ones.

>>153403894
This kind of comic again.
>Nice thing
>Nice thing turned harsh
>You: whoa really made me think

>>153403691
All the fanart of Sombra, since it's pretty sure she isn't gonna actually look like that.

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>>153404010
Not saying Jack is the dad, but there is a reason she placed Pharah next to him

>>153399550
>McCree/Mercy

my kids gonna b pretty damn cool.

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>>153404158

>Being this obsessed with (You)s