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This thread is claimed for the Southern Empire edition

(Looted) thread: >>153169828

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>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
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Last three and I am going to bed
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>>153379349
Made it in a hurry so they might have been things that got updated but didn't quote the OP on last thread.
If it is so, sorry
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chinese can never win wars
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>>153379539
Only between themselves
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>>153379539
What if they fight other chinese.
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>19th century
>still using bows
How retarded can they be?
That's the last one btw.
See you tommorow, my little fags
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Which vanilla noble do you hate most, /mbg/? I hate Count Haringoth the most. Abrasive cunt.
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So has anyone tried the cRPG standalone Of Kings and Men yet? I miss the hell out of cRPG and I'm tempted to go ahead and shell out for it, but I'm afraid of it running like wet dog turds on my toaster.
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>>153379776
I have no idea why this still happens
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>>153379776
tbf the bulk of fighting was done with infantry with matchlock muskets (rifles after reforms during the taiping rebellion)
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>>153379776
>faster fire rate
>more ammo
>more accurate than guns

why not

>>153379817
turya
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>>153379990
i don't know why osprey keeps drawing chinese troops barefoot
occasionally they would take off their shoes during sea or jungle operations but they should be wearing shoes and puttees in all other situations
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>>153379990
Do you have any about the swiss or western europe during the 16 th century ?
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>>153379817
Laruquen you fucking cunt how is it that the king gave you Grunwalder you sack of horseshite ?
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>>153380209
Might be 17th century, not sure
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>>153379817
Montewar by far. The little cunt would always have parties of 30 or less and would raid my villages. Then when I tried to pursue him, he would scram because I have a massive party. Then he would scurry back like a rat.
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Vlandians best
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>>153380354
Looks like first half of the 17th.
its good too. thanks.
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>>153380150
i think the auxiliaries were bare foot since they were just skirmishers, i also think that's where the term, "fleet-footed" came from
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>>153380047
>more ammo
>more accurate than guns
neither of these are true
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Why aren't there any pic related helmets in Viking Conquest?
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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
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>>153382294
they weren't using those in the 9th century
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>>153380952
>more ammo isn't true
20-30 arrows in the quiver is more than the standard 16 ammo the musketeers have
>more accurate than guns isn't true
ok, you got me there.
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>>153382337
What about that Dynasty Warriors one?
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>>153382417
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>>153380952
They were true for the vast majority of firearm history.

Seriously. Firearms were good because they were cheap to make and even a retard could use them.
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>you will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?
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>>153382414
Depends on the era.

I don't know exact years, but I recon it took until the 18th century for guns to have some advantage over bows. IIRC it's around that era that marksmen stop using crossbows and start using specially designed guns.
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>>153382414
if you just compare the size of ammo you can hold a great deal more musket shot than arrows
>>153382523
not really, the bad accuracy was true for handgonnes and some matchlocks but when matchlock muskets were standardized the accuracy was comparable to bows or crossbows, not to mention there was rifling being done by the time the wheellock was invented
really the advantages of bows would be the rate of fire, the ease of materials in some cases (depends on the environment), and the fact bowyers had been around for centuries perfecting the bow, while firearms were still a relatively new technology
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>>153382675
>tfw no steppe wife to /ss/ me
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>>153382403
Why?
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>>153382675
>steppe
>pure
everyone knows those horsefuckers are total sluts
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>>153382294
because the VC team went all autismal and said anything that wasn't specifically mentioned in a 50 years timeframe didn't exist in the period so they didn't include it
that's why they didn't have any 2h axes
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>>153382776
Yeah, that's true.

In defense of the bow (in real life), the bow can be used indirectly. Unlike in Warband where archers need line of sight, in real life you can just put archers behind your gunners, and let both groups shoot.
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>>153382937
Styles change, all the Valsgarde helmets like that were dated to the 6th-7th centuries. Nobility were usually the trend-setters so it's possible nobles stopped commissioning helmets like that and the popular style changed accordingly.
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>>153383040
>literally (and I do mean LITERALLY) no-one used two-handed axes in the 9th century
makes sense
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>>153383398
then the forumites sperged out if anyone wanted anything not in the game and said retarded shit like "well you may as well add plate armor too!!!"
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>>153383040
Which is dumb as fuck. Just because it wasn't common to use 2h axes, doesn't mean it didn't exist.

There are reports of warriors using twohanded "longswords" all the way in the early dark ages.

It wasn't something that was common. The fact that people mention it as something remarkable is enough evidence it was rare.

But it existed.

Same goes for 2h axes. There was bound to be at least one dude who said "Gee, I wonder what happens if I get rid of this woodsplitting axehead on my woodcutters axe, and put this waraxe head on top of the handle."

In fact, I imagine coming up with a 2h axe is easier than thinking "You know what, I wish my sword had an extra long hilt so I could use two hands instead of one to swing."
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>>153383780
for some reason they were under the impression that when anyone said two handed axes they meant danish axes, which may have existed in the period
but that doesn't make any sense as to why they didn't add ANY two handed axes till reforged, and even then they're both player obtained only
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>>153383780
Well there is one 2h axe in VC now. There's also those giant Irish swords.
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There's something oddly glorious about those massive piles of bodies after a battle.
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>>153383780
there is literally no battlefield scenario where you'd prefer two hand axes to a shield.
>"Yo, Sven, go charge this battallion of archers with this big axe!"
no.
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>tfw taleworlds can never make a proper historical setting like the crusades or Roman times because it would be too hard to model the cities correctly
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>>153384441
Battlefields are only a small aspect of the greater scope of combat.
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>tfw you hire only Manhunters and their upgrades and skill into purely CHA + Prisoner management and you ride around and knock every outlaw you come across unconscious and sell them as galley slaves for insane profit, then you take the money and start an economical enterprise in every single town in Calradia and never ever get involved in politics, don't even stop and talk to lords, just watch the money roll in every week
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>>153384707
like what? Arena fights? Drunken bar brawls? Go hunt a deer with that axe will you?
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>>153384441
if that was true then nobody would have used two handed poleweapons
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Forgot pic
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Which one is the most fun Imperial Age SP module right now? Except for Carribean!
Calradia: Imperial Age?
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I just had a crazy idea.

Remember Novas Aetas? Where over the course of the campaign, technology improves?

And it's really silly, with people going from 14th century technology to the fucking 18th century in a few years?

How about that system gets applied to some post-apocalyptic (scifi) shit?

You start out lobbing cans of napalm across city walls with scapmetal-reinforced wooden catapults as a scabby band of punks with kitchen knives and sewer lids storm the walls, and you end it with a (laser and railgun equiped) IFV dropping soldiers armed with assault rifles and carbines under a rain of mortars.

In such a scenario, technology radically improving within a few years or decades actually makes sense.
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>>153384961
Probably Caribbean, unless you want to play an unfinished mod for some reason.
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>>153383385
But the face covering mail looks useful though.
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>>153382294
>Vendel period helmet
>"Viking" helm
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Bannerlord when!?
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>>153384780
but anon, you forget


THE CLIMB IS ALL THERE IS
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>tfw the last war to end the calradian unification is finally declared
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AFTER CONSULTING WITH THE PEERS OF THE REALM, KING RAGNAR HAS DECIDED TO CONFER THIS THREAD UPON KING RAGNAR.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.
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>>153385867
only the ladder is real
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>>153385967

Reposting, swadians stronk
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>>153383698
>"well you may as well add plate armor too!!!"
I am unreasonably upset now.
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>>153386183
>People saying the sarranids are better haven't played in a while.

welp that's accurate
>playing native
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>>153384780
But anon, that's the meta
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>>153386362
We'll from what I understand the lukes used to be better but they buffed the swadians in a patch.

Lukes are just cheap knights. Almost as good, much cheaper. It's like a budget cav force.
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>>153386235
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,320418.msg7572433.html#msg7572433
this faggot
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>>153383037
>everyone knows those horsefuckers are total sluts

It's true. Once you've experienced horse pussy it is game over. You belong to the Khanate forever.
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>>153380447
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>>153387131
No no, anon. I'm fine, thank you. Mildly simmering with rage is almost enjoyable, I don't want to ruin it with full blown hatred.
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So what nationality are Swadians and Rhodoks supposed to be?
Swadians are France / Spain
Rhodoks are Italy
R-Right? These two always confuse me.
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>>153388191
>So what nationality are Swadians and Rhodoks supposed to be?
Swadians and Rhodoks. It's not rocket science.
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>>153388191
Swadia is Holy Roman Empire/France/Germany(Swabia) more or less
Rhodoks are Italy/France/Switzerland and it makes sense allegorically considering Italy/Switzerland's relationship with the HRE historically

But of course it's not a 1:1 thing
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>>153388413
Rhodoks also have some Balkan elements and they certainly take elements from the Flemish (those crossbows and spiked clubs/goedendags are Flemish as fuck.)
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Hey guise
Guise hey
Hey guise guess wat
Guise
What if
And stay with me on this
What if
What if the sarranids
Are based on
the saracens
Really makes you think
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>>153388837
Oh yeah I forgot about those
Also makes sense with Swadia being France and Rhodoks being Flanders

What's the Balkan element though?
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>>153388887
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The Khergits are based on the Finns
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>>153388837
what's balkan about the rhodoks
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The Vaegirs are based on the Nords
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>>153388994
Someone on the TW forums mentioned the names of some nobles, villages and castles having a Balkan vibe.

Whatever that means, I dunno. I don't know shit about the Balkan countries aside from that it's fun smoking weed with Bosnians and that it's very difficult to communicate with Serbian girls when you're high as fuck on ketamine.
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>>153389272
Actually, the Nords are based on the Vaegirs.

The Vaegirs are the OG viking faction.
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I need your absolute BEST peasant images and webums.
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>>153384609
Bannerlord will have an amazing modding scene, oh my god just thinking of the potential of a Roman mod for Bannerlord makes me cum
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>>153389592
Peasants?
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>>153389592
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>>153389592
fucking anime
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So is Dickplomacy just a better Diplomacy with lewd stuff too?
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>>153389592
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>>153391754
Yes
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oh god I left m&b on over night so now I have like an extra 18 hours on record that I never played
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>>153384874
what about muh-home-defence?

>>153384441
full plate armored knights and men-at-arms in late 15th century would use things like poleaxes in battle since they didn't need a shield
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>>153392617
That's because the halberd is superior to the 2H axe in every way
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>>153391961
And can I use previous saves with Dickplomacy or do I need to start a new save?
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>>153392910
no weapon is entirely better than another
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LONG MAY HE REIGN.
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>>153393948
But it's literally a 2H axe but with more functions, hence why literally everyone was using halberds before pike/shot
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>>153393948
There's not really any advantage to an axe besides them being cheap to produce.
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>>153392910
my germanistic nigga
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I'm posting Stalin until we get a good Russian mod.
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>Nords took Veluca
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I feel like I've been hyped for too long and to such a degree that I no longer look forward to Bannerlord
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>>153394731
The khergits took uxkhal and praven in my game
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>>153394731
indeed
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>>153394920
how the fuck
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What happens in this part of the world?
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>>153394264
>>153394336
halberd would be heavier and more expensive to produce
they're longer too which has its own strengths and weaknesses, never seen a 4ft halberd anyway
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>>153395362
the khergits were allied with the nords who were wrecking shit across the map, so after the nords and rhodoks fucked Swadia's shit up, the khergits, who were only at war with the swadians, moved down in force and took swadia's cities away after their armies had been crushed. Then of course the sarranids took advantage of the khergits behind so far west and started pushing their shit in.

You get weird shit happening when the alliances are just right to allow for crazy expeditions.
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>>153395362
Fun fact it was going to be in the game but the Russian government stepped in to stop them because it wou
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>>153395362
Constant bandit parties killing the farmers.
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>>153395665
halberds were actually mass produced pretty easily, and they're not as heavy as you'd think

They're actually less topside-heavy than a big axe because it's got a smaller head so you can wield it more easily. A 2H axe would be something a big strong guy would use, but even the smaller shitter peasant can use a halberd, they're the best weapon to have on foot against a mounted opponent, you can literally use the back hook to pull people off their horses
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>>153395730
meant for
>>153395181
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Well I'm at about level 20 and no one had taken anything until the last few days when the khergits started rolling the Sassanid. The swadians have an nap with both of them and have beaten back the the birds and rhodoks. I have actually decided to join harlous for the first time. Well... long may he reign?
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>>153395920
>and they're not as heavy as you'd think
the point is it's extra material to form that thrusting spike and that hook
>They're actually less topside-heavy than a big axe because it's got a smaller head so you can wield it more easily
that entirely depends on the head of both weapons
>A 2H axe would be something a big strong guy would use
now this is a misconception, a 2h axe would be used by a heavily armored man because it's a close combat weapon, a halberd would be used at reach because it's a reach oriented weapon
2h axes such as the danish axes aren't heavy at all, the blade is consistently thin from edge to haft
but like i said both have strengths and weaknesses, a halberd can be used further away while the axe is shorter but both of those are advantages or detriments depending on the conditions of the fight
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>>153395920
They actually feel pretty heavy but I think they are more balanced than a 2 handed axe.
we're talking about a weapon made to go against cavalry and armored opponents, as a result the shaft are pretty massive and the heads are... ok I guess ?
Talking from experience, for the halberds at least.
They are not fuckhueg heavy but still pretty sturdy compared to other weapons
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I want to marry a Cataphract!
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>>153396094
>the Sassanid
Now I'm just thinking of a bunch of flamboyant homo camel-fuckers snapping in Z formation to try to deflect a Swadian cavalry charge.
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>>153396391
>inb4 my cataphractois can't be this cute
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>>153396485
>a bunch of flamboyant homo camel-fuckers
sounds like an accurate description of the middle-east
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>>153396505
I legitimately can't wait to play Waifulord.
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>>153395772
this shit is just like that damn candlejack meme, if you're cut off mid-sentence how the fuck did you manage to post it in th
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>tfw got both Stannis and Renly in the same cell together
lmao why would anyone ever accept those ransom offers anyway?
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>>153396505
Just imagine the lolimods.
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>>153397352
For HonorNo pun intended.
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nasheeds are dope as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ooHEhOgcU
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>>153392617
>>153392910
so is halberd and pollaxe two different weapons or are they just some different regional terms to refer a same weapon?
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>>153398847
Poleaxes don't have the hook side and are usually shorter in my experience
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>>153383040
two handed axes didn't exist because nobody chopped a tree or split firewood ever in the 9th century kek
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>>153398847
the general difference is a halberd is a longer weapon used by lesser armored infantry against other infantry and cavalry, while the pollaxe is used by heavy infantry against other infantry
like with all medieval pole weapons the naming convention is kind of arbitrary
both tend to have an axe head, a thrusting spike, and usually langets
i would call anything 6ft with a hammer on the reverse side a pollaxe personally, though you see pollaxes with a reverse hook/spike instead of a hammer so again it's pretty arbitrary
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>>153396505
fatty
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>>153399432
2016 is the age of THICC, anon
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>>153399568
You mean the year of insufferable memes?
Business as usual then.
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>>153399850
It could be worse.
it could be the late summer/autumn of 2014
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>>153400112
>Spoiler
No, don't even mention that.
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>>153398845
anasheed is the plural you fucking kaffir
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>>153400868
Good times...
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I wonder if Zenyatta like casserole
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>>153403283
wrong thread omnigger
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Page 9
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which noble lady gives the best hugs
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>>153406280
me
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brutal
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>>153406587
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>>153406478
P R A V E N
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>>153397623
>31 of the eighth moon, 304 AC
>clinging to an illusion like ''honor''
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They call me the Red Duchess. At first it was because of my hair. After the epic siege of Curaw, it was because of something else.
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>>153410092
please be my wife
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>>153410369
Which mod and why does your blood not look like tomato sauce? I just look like I left from a "tomatina"
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>>153410092
Hey there, sexy.
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>>153410839
native
check your graphical settings anon
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What's the consensus on AD1257?
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>>153412142
just play it
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>>153379349
BIG
EMPIRE
XBOW
BOLTS
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>>153412201
I am, just looking for opinions before I go deep. It's that, Brytenwalda or ACOK again
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whats the funnest mod i cant handle mods with gignatic battles though pls help i want to be reinvigorated ;_;
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>>153412697
Vaegirs were the jack-of-all-trades faction in Warband and even they didn't have this much unit coverage.
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Does exporting a character keep his gear, or just his stats?
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>>153412825
>i cant handle mods with gignatic battles though
then just manually set the battle sizer with one of the many config options
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>>153413160
Stats.
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>>153413406
Figures. Thanks
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>>153412917
They're probably all going to be mediocre to barely decent though.
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Is there a worse fate than being a citizen of Dhirim?
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Is there something that fixes the level 62 experience overflow cap? Can TweakMB do it?
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>>153413898
Starting a new game usually does the trick.
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>>153413884
the benefits of living in a central trade hub outweigh the risks i presume
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>>153413884

Yes, being a peasant in one of Dhirim's villages.
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>717 hostiles killed with only 32 brave men lost at maxed difficulty
Is the AI even trying?
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>>153414992
How'd you do it, fampai?
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>>153384387
>Small Maron
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>>153415648
Had a ~200 man army of almost exclusively top-tier units, mostly knights of casterly rock and vet westerland archers. Hostile AI never broke through the chokepoint at the end of the 1 (one) ladder they had, and got positively BTFO by my archers from the sides.
I also killed over 100 of them by myself but I retreated a bit when my health got low

>>153416747
That nigga is hilarious, I gave him a good bow and armor and he has like 300 bow proficiency now lmao
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>Not "Mad turkish man with a knife running at high speed.jpg"
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are there any vanilla overhauls that are gigantic like floris but bigger or better
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>>153418009
Dickplomacy
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Have any of you guys played Starsector? It's a lot like mount & blade but set in space, you get to lead your own fleet into battle and the combat is pretty great.
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so apparently star wars: conquest got ported to warband finally, shits broken as hell tho. anyone else a faggot like me and playan it?
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>>153420741
>Have any of you guys played Starsector?
A lot when it was still Starfarer. A little bit after that.
I got bored of waiting for updates while Alex was busy applying minuscule tweaks to the combat. I guess I'll play it in 10 years when it's released.
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>>153421019
wow really?
How broken tho? did the original devs do it and are planning on fixing it?
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>>153421715
personal faction stuff is almost entirely broken, and any attempts to remedy it are almost impossible because the old devs purged 70% of the debug tools. theres quite a few scene issues and a lot of the sieges will require retreat scumming or the KO cheat because enemies will be stuck behind invisible or actual walls.

otherwise though it works pretty decently. not sure if these are the original devs but they've been doing bugfixes pretty rapidly
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>>153417089
How do you support a troop of that size? Isn't food a major issue going anywhere?
Or did your defense have all that and you only had a small elite group?
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>>153379539
>Barbarians crush pathetic Chinese
>Take over China
>Barbarians are now chinese
>Suddenly they are totally shit at war
>The cycle continues
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Well, been doing a mounted run lately and I've realized how much of a shitter I am on horse

Can someone teach me the secret of lancing, or just general mounted combat bullshit would be nice
>>153379539
It's a shame that their culture and history is so enthralling and fun to read about when the present country is a fucking shit hole
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Just a reminder that """King""" Graveth, brought A SWORD to the Kingsmoot. That's totally cheating.
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>>153427293
it's not all bad, there are places that are comparatively less shit. The historical country was quite a shitty place as well.
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>>153427293
generally stabbing is better than couching, unless you want to kill a heavily armored target or destroy a shield
keep in mind polearms and 2h weapons have a penalty on horseback, but 1h weapons do not
bastard weapons have a 2h penalty on horseback when used without a shield, and the bastard weapon penalty when used with a shield
depending on what you're doing it may be better to get a spear instead of a lance, as spears tend to be faster for stabs
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>>153428096
Just a reminder that without that sword, Kastor and the other great Rhodok men would have been slain by Swadians.
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>>153428116
I'm pretty sure I know better than anyone in this thread since I'm living right next to them and all

Being China's neighbour is a fucking curse
>>153428172
>keep in mind polearms and 2h weapons have a penalty on horseback
Can you explain the penalty? Like does it reduce reach range or slow down your attack or something?

>depending on what you're doing it may be better to get a spear instead of a lance, as spears tend to be faster for stabs
Isn't reach usually more preferable since first person on horseback tend to fuck with your depth perception? I've been having some hard time missing an enemy by probably a hair strand off the spear head
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>>153379349
The detail in the armor in Bannerlords looks absolutely astounding.
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Who is the best claimant?
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>>153428478
>Can you explain the penalty?
it's a speed and damage penalty
(according to the wiki)
for 2h weapons on horseback it's 23.5% slower/less damage
for polearms it's 35% slower/less damage (this is also a penalty when a spear of 150 reach is used with a shield, these penalties do NOT stack)
for bastard weapons it's 15% slower/less damage when used with a shield (1h mode)
>Isn't reach usually more preferable since first person on horseback tend to fuck with your depth perception?
it is but some lances are significantly slower (at least in native)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg

Anyone have a feeling that the murder hole shown in the fort siege is gonna be overpowered as fuck?
You have a group of them squeezed tight into the main gate and just bomb away for multiple easy kills. They need to balance it out in my opinion, maybe slower rock reloading time?
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>>153428907
Glad I'm not playing native then, currently doing a PoP merc run
But fucking hell, so that's why I hit like a pansy whenever I'm riding, kudos for the clear and detailed explanation
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>>153428763
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>>153428763
>Buying any of their sob stories
I'll stick with someone that actually have wealth and power, thanks
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>>153429145
>Glad I'm not playing native then, currently doing a PoP merc run
most mods don't change equipment from native balance, so lances are still really slow in PoP to stab with
>But fucking hell, so that's why I hit like a pansy whenever I'm riding
PoP also has higher RCM values which generally means armor absorbs more damage
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>defended my castle with 76 troops that weren't infantry units against 549 of the enemy's
Are you guys proud of me now? That's over 7:1 odds!
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>>153430369
What difficulty/castle?
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>>153431563
bet ten swayy-di-ain coins it was some rhodok castle
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>>153431563
It was Asugan castle. Default difficulty...
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>>153420741
Isn't X3 the same thing
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>Make my own kingdom around day 200
>it's now day 620 and I haven't not been at war even once since
What is with these guys, leave me the fuck alone
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>>153432608
Default lord AI always target the weakest kingdom, just like in real life. Get more lords on your sides along with a few castles to have your own defensive force
You don't expect to just score a castle and live happily forever after right?
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>>153432603
That combat is awful tho.
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>>153433158
I mean, I have 12 towns at this point and about 11 lords and these fucks still won't leave me alone
I guess their reasoning has changed from "eliminate the weakest" to "give us back our shit" now though. Guess I'll just have to completely eliminate them to get them to back the fuck off
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>>153433267
You don't play X3 for combat, you play it to make your own space mercenary company that lend itself to the highest bidder
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>>153433339
That's the way to go! Genocide! It bring people together!
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>>153433391
I'll be honest I only gave that game a couple hours, i might try it later if I get to reading some guides on it, it'd be fun to play as a space pirate.
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>>153428096
>t. Lord Kuckstor
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>>153433883
>Space pirate
>Pirate
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>>153428096
>tfw taleworlds wasted a bomb ass name on the weakest bottom bitch cuckboy ever
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>>153434079
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>>153434381
Who is that and why does he looks like a gay pornstar
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>>153434352
>as opposed to giving it to the fattest butter-hogging ham beast of Caraldia
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>>153434778
they could have given the name to literally any other player character in the game and it would have been an improvement
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>>153379349
Is it possible to make it so there is no negative effects for refusing to ransom a lady when they offer? Losing so much honor by putting them in the brothel makes sense but losing more and relation to go with it just because you refuse to accept the payment makes capturing them in the first place not worth it.
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>>153428116
>The historical country was quite a shitty place as well.
Modern PRC China isn't as clean, as sustainably populated, and as advanced (relative to its neighbors) than much of Imperial China's history. In addition the Imperial Chinese subject had more freedoms than th PRC Citizen.

Imperial China also was respected, not looked down upon or feared.
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does looting the villages of a kingdom constantly ACTUALLY impact the fighting ability of that kingdom?

I've been raiding Sandpeople villages constantly and somehow they still have armies.
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Holy fuck, who knew doing couched lance damage is as easy as holding W and aiming your mouse?

I fucking love lancing now, one-shotting everything feels fucking amazing
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>>153437058
Yeah, the lords collect tax from their fiefs and they spend it raising troops.
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>>153437058
No.
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>>153437058
Read somewhere that it hurts the economy of a kingdom>loss of morale in lords>lords having smaller armies
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>>153437101
it is if you set it to automatic, on manual you have to press a buttom
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>>153437101
yeah but the reload rate is insanely slow.

Once you get the "Drive by spear stab" down, you'll kill people 10 times as fast
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>>153437290
Does it benefit from weapon speed ? cause shorter lances tend to have higher damage and speed so they're pretty strong in the early game.
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>>153350956
You need a navigation of 95 or higher for a class one and I've yet to find one with skills over 70ish.

Slave trade is the best trade.
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>>153436084
the average imperial subject was a starving peasant
in imperial china you and your whole family were killed if you dared to wear the wrong color of clothing, used the imperial surname, or in the case of the Qing, wear the wrong hairstyle.

stating that imperial china was superior in any respect to modern china is complete revisionism
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>>153437290
IT CAN GET FASTER?

THE SADDLE IS MY HOME NOW
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>>153389592
I recognize that rifle!
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So, is this M&B + Pirate Games General now?

El Guapo has been posting this conquistador game for a while now, and now all of these other games are here.

Speaking of such games, 'Piratas: Tu Gran Desafio' is practically my childhood, but it's from back when Windows XP was still new, and it's 100% in Spanish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT7y6zk4AO8
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>>153379970
It's actually surprisingly well optimized and they recently released a performance patch that resulted in huge gains for many people.
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>>153439121
Speaking of MnB and Pirate, is that Caribbean game based on the MnB engine any good?
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>>153439121
we've gone on tangets about sort of indie or older games before that don't have much coverage, like rune and severance blade of darkness
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>>153439345
It has a few shortcomings and very strange design decisions but overall I'd say it is a good pirate game.

The ship combat isn't as good as AOP2
The land combat is of course better it is M&B after all.
AOP2 has trading but no resource or port/town management so B&G: Caribbean! beats that easily but it isn't as good as Port Royale 2. Though that is understandable since Port Royale 2 is a trading/management game.

As far as being your own faction B&G: Caribbean! beats Port Royale 2 and AOP2 as neither of those games has it.

PR2 lets you have your own port but I remember correctly you have to belong to one of the 4 nations or you are a pirate. There is no "independent//player" faction. AOP2 has even less as I think owning a port makes you hostile to everyone and dosn't really let you do anything ith it besides free docking and maybe taxes?
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>>153440404
Well, sounds right up my alley then, thanks
Yar har har, 'tis a pirate life fer me
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>>153440728
>being a pirate
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>>153440834
>Being a trade cuck
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>>153437101
Kek, tough luck doing that when sieging or in mountainous map
Love me some good calvary-chopping action :^)
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>>153442531
>calvary
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>>153430369
MEDIOCRE
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>>153410092
That something else [Spoiler]happen each month[/Spoiler]
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>>153442562
Because the poor little horsies can't run away if its going up hill or charge straight into a field of stones, silly anon
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>>153442817
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>>153442942
It's late gimme a break mang
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What exactly do your weapon skills contribute to? Attack damage? Speed? Or is just a meme stat?
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>>153443541
speed and damage
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>>153443673
Neat
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>>153443541
for melee it's speed in swinging and parrying as well as damage
for ranged it's speed in loading/reloading/firing and accuracy
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>>153443954
aint there a cheat for that? its ctrl+q or something right?
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>>153444063
for what
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>>153444104
increasing each weapon skill by 10 if i recall correctly
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>>153444218
cntrl+w apparently
if you put points into weapon master you'll level proficiency quicker anyway
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>>153444251
sure, ill level legitly for several in-game months instead of using a convient cheat that can do the same in 1 day
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>>153444329
>cheating
ok shitter
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Which is the best infantry unit in Floris? Or are they all about the same?
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What's the Dickplomacy mod in the OP?
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>>153445174
Superior version of diplomacy with optional lewds.
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>>153445537
Cool.
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>>153379539
I don't think they really even fought anyone. Or rather, anyone they conquered simply became Chinese, ditto for anyone who conquered them.
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>>153384441
There is if you're up against a bunch of people who for one reason or another didn't have a lot of ranged support.
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>>153446351
Chinese confirmed to be worse than the plague
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>>153446525
t. Viet
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I'm guessing this general don't have a lot of night dwellers/non-american? Looks pretty dead
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>>153446596
No we're just fairly dead in general although we've livened up considerably recently
There's at least one chink and a bunch of Euros, probably one or two aussies at least
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>>153446572
Pretty sure most of Asia share the same sentiment
Also yes
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>>153446641
>2 aussies
Even more surprised at the fact that it isn't a shitpost party right now
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>>153446665
>most of Asia
You mean the ones who took Tang dynasty culture ripped it off wholesale right
I remember you being incredibly butthurt about the Chinese for reasons I don't understand but yeah. Everyone just kind of chose to become Chinese of their own accord. Or got bred out of existence. You want pussy after winning the war? Drown in it.
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>>153446738
Oh wow you remembered me, thanks
Also it's for alot of reasons, chinese are just terrible human beings and I'll rather not derail the general again

Don't you just hate how your most well-trained and expensive units die all the time despise being put behind 2 layers of meat shields
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>>153446858
>Chinese are just terrible human beings
Oh it's THIS train of thought again. I really need to make a pasta response to this one day.

>Don't you just hate how your most well-trained and expensive units die all the time despise being put behind 2 layers of meat shields
No because it doesn't happen? Who the hell are you facing
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What the hell is the origin of the word 'Weeaboo'
The -boo just means 'fanatic fan of' but the fuck does weeab mean in relation to this?
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>>153446931
Rhodoks scum, crossbows and shits, knights dropping like flies, all thousands of hard-earned denars gone in a few minutes
>>153447018
It orginated from a webcomic, the term itself is meaningless and kind of just evolved into a meme
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>>153447089
>Rhodoks
Huscarls and shit.
>playing in Caraldia
Dickplomacy for 1257 AD when already
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It is the mission of each common woman...her duty... nay, her privilege!
To confer the favors of her body unto a man of Genteel Birth whenever he so desires.
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>>153447206
>Genteel Birth
So what, mothers who were walked home gently instead of roughly?
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>Missi Floris
Who the fuck is this mary sue sounding motherfucker and why does he cost 20k? He's just a level 29 with shit stats and mediocre armour.
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>>153447257
>he isn't part of the Gentry
Low born commoner detected.
How are my crops coming along peasant?
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>>153447341
>gentry
I'm part of the Imperial Family
On your fucking knees
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>>153446931
To answer you questioning my train of thoughts:
The chinese have constantly sell us toxic goods ranging from foods covered in pesticide and toys with trace of lead in them, the territorial dispute, the recent steel factory incident involving, you guess it, chinese

Those are among some of the most recent diplomatic conflicts involving us and China, not to mention past shits like the backstabbing Sino-Vietnamese war

I know I should stop acting so buttmad and bring in political bullshits into a gaming general but I can't just let it slide that I'm racist against chinese for no good reason

Also 1257 AD is a terrible mod, I'll stick to vanilla and PoP thanks
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>>153447018
>The -boo just means 'fanatic fan
No it doesn't. That's just been hijacked by retards who never lurked enough to know shit and who wanted to meme up their lexicon.
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>>153447206
And it's also the raider's privilege to take her body whenever he wants, however he wants :^)
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>>153447475
>PoP
Nigga...

>all that shit
Blame the government, and, for the diplomatic conflicts, the retarded fact that globally governments seem to have nothing to do but wave their dicks around trying to pretend they have the biggest cocks

>>153447513
So it effectively does, since it meant literally nothing before, like how x-fag just means 'fan of' more or less these days.
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>>153447605
>So it effectively does
If you're someone who doesn't belong here at all, sure.
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>mfw defraggler says 86% disk fragmentation on a 4 TB HDD
This is going to take literal days isn't it
How the fuck did this even happen

>>153447649
>Asukafag is now a 'doesn't belong here' word because it "misuses" a suffix that originally has no meaning
Wow.
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>>153447018
It doesn't have a formal definition, but the definition that makes the most sense to me is "wanna-be otaku", shortened to weeaboo.
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>>153447764
That makes a surprisingly large amount of sense.
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>>153447703
No. boo is a suffix that had absolutely little to no evolution in this community and it all happened in outsider ones.

-fag was established as /b/ vernacular.
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>traveling alone at the start of the game
>get caught by 68 sea raiders
>shit, might as well go out with style
>win
I AM ARES, THE GOD OF WAR
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>>153447879
By this definition we shouldn't use English either, since it was not created on 4chan. 'Byzaboo', 'Wehraboo', 'Romaboo', etc. are most certainly not >>>/out/ worthy terms.
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>>153447605
I know PoP is shoddily written and the devs are huge fucking faggots but the armors and weapons are just so nice
You can just literally start a new char, grab 50 peasants and kill some Jatu for OP late game stuffs just half an hour in
It's just a really good mod with neligible shits on the side

I think I might have a bit too extreme in my judgement of the chinese people and that maybe it's all just the government faults and civvies should have nothing to do with it. I'm sorry for being harsh but with shits like this happening all the time then it's pretty hard to stay calm, ya know?

>>153447649
>>153447703
>>153447879
This whole convo is dumb, it's just a dumb meme word made popular, there's literally nothing more to it
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>>153385851
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>>153447898
>68 sea raiders
w-what
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>>153447949
Yeah but that's exactly what I dislike the about that mod.
Maybe it's preferences. I wish 1257 had better bows though
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>>153447939
Your analogy is absolutely retarded and so are you. sasuga newfag.
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>>153448024
Get the fucking sapphire bow in PoP and you might as well be playing an fps
Insane shooting speed, raining literal storms of arrows by yourself, glad it have a hefty requirement else 2OP4me
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>>153448013
It's actually not as impressive as it sounds. I imported my level 40 character with over 100,000 denars to start and was going around buying all the best armor and weapons from various towns, which is why I was caught
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>>153448039
How is it 'absolutely retarded', since you literally implied that any word that didn't evolve on 4chan but on 'other sites' is not welcome on 4chan
Guess what, you do not represent the site. You don't even represent oldfags since I've literally never seen anyone throw a fit like this over a meme suffix.
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>>153447475
>>153447605
>>153447949
I've seen you before you cheeky Charlie
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>>153448103
>100k denar
>Not immediately hire an army of mercs to escort you around
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Real question - what is Mount and Blade about? It's not really an RPG nor is it an arcade fighting game but it's also not a simulation game
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>>153429025
Yes, actually. If it's in the game like this, the best option for the player would be to just stand there and throw rocks for 5 minutes, circumventing all the other mechanics. That would be a shame.
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>>153448119
>I've literally never seen anyone throw a fit like this over a meme suffix
You asked about the word, you got answers, and then you bitch about the way it is. I don't understand what's wrong with making you aware of the fact that you're a complete fuckwit.
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>>153448269
Medieval-themed drive-by shooting simulator
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>>153448153
Y-yes?
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>>153448320
Archers can probably shoot you while you're tossing rocks
The big thing is that enemies might try to get on the walls, the gatehouse assault is always the costliest anyway - if all other places get repelled the assault is as good as failed anyway

>>153448360
I...bitched about the way it is? What the fuck are you on about? "-boo" is used as a shorthand for 'strangely defensive nationalistic fan of x culture', whether you like it or not. It's effectively what it means. Have a screencap.
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RETARD INFANTRIES STOP BLOCKING MY CHARGE REEEEE
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>>153448584
>Infantries
Fuck off soldat
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>>153448320
dude have you even seen how cumbersome carrying the rock is? plus there are multiple paths to break into the fort so you basically waste your time trying to harm a small portion of the enemies that would be easily defended by your army anyway
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>>153448646
Who's Soldat?
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>>153448812
/twg/ meme
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>>153448537
>>153448736
I really hope that the enemy climbing the walls becomes a real threat in Bonerlord and it's not just about repellig the central attack like in all Warband mods.
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>>153448736
I wanna roleplay a qt gril with 6 STR who runs out of breath heaving the rock
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>>153448871
Oh ok, thought it was a tripfag
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>>153422959
>Isn't food a major issue going anywhere?
Yep, I set the "buy food automatically" thing to buy absolutely everything and I stop at every town/castle/village I pass
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>>153448953
Lewd
>>153448951
I like the siege towers, all cool and shits instead of the wheeled ramp we got
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>>153449023
Talking of foods, I literally fed my soldier nothing but grains. No meat, no fish, no cheese, butter or any sort of green.

Just grain, 20 units of them all the time, grain by morning and grain by night, they even dream of grain in their sleep

This pleases my inner Jew
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>>153449201
"Man shall not subsist on bread alone" or some shit
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>>153449262
Bread and river water is far more than enough, I can only be so charitable
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HUZZAH JATU!
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>>153449201
But anon, what about morale??
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>>153449580
Constant village razing, silly
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>>153449779
>memekings
figures
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>>153449834
Actually no, I mainly use Sarranids, it's just the first pic I found for village raiding
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>>153380209

Nope
30 years war is closet thing I could gave you.
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Fucking peasents
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>>153450583
*peasants

And there is nothing wrong with wearing skirt
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>>153450773
WE
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WUZ
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KNIGHTZ
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>>153380209
Found something about conquistadors.
Issue 101
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>>153451113
NIGGERS
WITH
SPEARS
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Nice umbrella
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Niggers btfo
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>>153451849
What's no. 2 making fun of more, the gay umbrella or those fucking sandals?
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>Bannerlord still has not been announced.
>Pathologic pushed from september this year to the next year september

I guess I only can look forward to that Louis Theraoux movie.
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I want a movie about these 2 fuckers
>>153452071
Both
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>samurais in XIII
Is it realistic?
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>>153452113
>aboriginal warrior
NIGGERS
WITH
SPEARS
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>>153452519
How did they manage to do nothing through whole 4 thousands years?
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>>153452087
I like that reaction image.
I'm pillaging it.
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>>153452778
I mean to reply it to >>153451601
but whatever
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>>153452113
That whole image sums up the past, present and future of my country perfectly.

Thank you, based anon.
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>>153410092
it must be nice playing on 1/4 damage. casual
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>>153448269
It's a game about nothing.
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hey dickplomacy anon if you're still here, I get this shit every once in a while, I'm not doing anything in particular, just chilling in my castle.
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>>153428552
I love how the lamellar armor isn't "flat"
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>>153451403
Nice
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>>153456649
>that PBR
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>>153448269
RPG-RTS-Grand strategy-medieval simulator.
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>>153456838
I just love when some behind-the-times texturer/modeller gets angry in the comments of any video explaining PBR, saying that it doesn't change much.
For them it doesn't change much because they don't want to go to the trouble of actually using everything PBR has to offer
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>>153456649
>>153456838
>>153457042
what are you guys talking about
i don't know anything about modelling
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>>153456649
Now I'm wondering if the ERE really used kite shields ?
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>>153455390
are you a vassal or your own ruler
have you supported any claimants in the past?
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>>153457249
vassal
no
btw i'm using WSE
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>>153456649
just noticed that the guy on the right's armor is all rusted and shit
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>>153457138
To say it extremely simply : Physically Based Rendering is a new way of working with shaders and textures.
Instead of arbitrarily set reflection values, for example, it will calculate the reflection based on :

1. the physical paramaters of the textures (for example gold is less rough than, say, dirt. and is more reflectant than dirt)
2. The source of light in-game.

here is a useful link
marmoset (dot) co (slash) toolbag (slash) learn (slash) pbr-theory
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>>153457441
Also why is 4chan still a bitch about links in the year of Christ 2016 ?
and make no mistake its indeed dot CO and not dot COM
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>sitting afk in strategically located castle waiting for a war
Man, I like how the map looks when full of green but I hate peace. Fucking Graveth the NEET king.
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>>153457441
way 2 go anon
>>153457561
because pic
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https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,337586.msg8021805.html#msg8021805

apparently docm of l'aigle did some work for bannerlord as a professional 3D artist
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>>153457590
>way 2 go anon
Hey I explained how I could, no need to be sarcastic
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>>153457335
are you using the warband .exe provided by the mod, along with its own wse version?
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>>153457771
Yes
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>>153457585
>having tons of top-tier troops
I wish Floris didn't make it so hard to get everything to tier-7.
>>153457702
not sarcasm bb <3
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>>153457698
Yeah but that's him saying it with no proof provided.
He's one of the forumers with the biggest history of drama and for good reasons from what I've read. So pardon me if I take his words with a fistful of salt
>>153458010
>not sarcasm bb <3
Oh sorry then, I'm still not perfectly used to some things in English
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>>153458283
LEWD
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>>153458283
>>153458331
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>>153451975
W E
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>>153447018
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>>153452087
We need a version of this with gsanders avatar/pic and written "ten days" instead.
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>>153452292
Yes.
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>>153452292
The Gempei war. A period known to /twg/ goers as Rise of the Samurai
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>>153460226
That is, the gempei war happened at the end of the 12th century so of course there are samurais in the 13th
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>only a third of 2016 left
>still no release date
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>>153450014
>"Actually no, I mainly use Sarranids"
>he thinks this is an improvement
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Vikings a shit. I will crush every viking.
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>>153457335
can you upload your savegame?
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ded
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>>153463769
>getting knighted
>tutorial
lmao
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>>153450583
Away with you, vile beggar!
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>>153464718
Why are nobility such pricks?
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>>153466748
Peasant detected.
>>>/crops/
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ded
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REALLY ded
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at least bannerlord comes out in 3 months though!
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>>153470308
I don't believe you.
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>>153470308
>>153470458
>tfw EA probably will be pushed back
>>
Bannerlord's out on the 15th Sep for consoles right?
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>>153471403
Yes.
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>>153471403
You can preorder the season pass already.
>>
>>153471487
>>153471491
But it's going to be shit compared to pc right?
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>>153471795
they're downgrading the graphics a bit, but on PC you can still mod it so it looks almost as good as warband.
The 32 unit limit is here to stay unfortunately. Supposedly to make it more competitive.
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>>153471929
Graphics don't bother me much anyway.

I'll probably get it for PS4, seeing as I never play anything else on that thing.
>>
Vietnam war mod when?
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>>153466976
>>153464718
Unless you have actual noble blood in you, this has got to be some of the worse prideful cuck posting I've ever seen. You have some kind of fucked up masochistic fetish?
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>tfw have noble ancestors
>tfw descendant of impoverished, irrelevant, minor nobles
>tfw any random git can buy a title for a few hundred euros anyway
>tfw growing up as a peasant
Meh. Unless there's actual power/riches to go with it noble blood is overrated as fuck.
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>>153472725
>Unless you have actual noble blood in you

>He doesn't

Don't you have a field to till?
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>>153472725
>"I don't have noble blood, therefore nobody here has either!!!"
Why are all lowborn scum?
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>>153473476
>Don't you have a field to till?
No, because I'm not an autistic NEET living in a 14th century fantasy world in order to escape the overwhelming feeling of worthlessnes. We kind of got over that shit by the 21st century.
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>>153473476
>>153473657
>fallen so far that they shitpost on 4chan
So noble. :^)
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>>153472725
>tfw I actually got noble blood, from both sides
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>mfw republic
>mfw people actually fought to get rid of nobles and won
lizard people btfo
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>>153474159
and then joined the EU and now getting exterminated through massmigration and racemixing

well done
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>>153474387
96% white and too shit of a country for anyone to actually want to come here

feels nice
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>>153474579
alright, let's go through this for the 100th time

1. white birth rates: below replacement level
2. non-white birth rates: above replacement level
3. non-white population change yearly in ireland: net positive
4. white population change yearly in ireland: negative

get it through your fucking skulls, genocide in a 100 years is not different from genocide in 200
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>>153472725
It's almost harvesting season!
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>>153472725
DOWN WITH THE NOBLES AND THE ELITES!
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>>153474829
not entirely worried tb h, world's probably gonna go to shit in the next two centuries anyhow
where do you live lad?
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>>153475137
>not entirely worried tb h
disregarded
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>>153474986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c

this is now an anti-bourgiouse zone
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>>153475287
>shitting yourself over the natural, perpetual cycle of civilisation
Bet you haven't made peace with the fact that you're going to die at some point in your life too.
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>>153466748
>>153472725
>>153474845
>>153474986
>>153475481
>all these peasants

Time to oppress you. Gimme your crops and shekels.

t. your lord
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>>153475287
not entirely worried because I personally have a large family with approximately 16 uncles/aunties and most people I know are the same
Ireland has the second highest birth rate in the EU and nearly all of our nogs are focused in the center of the capital
with nobody wanting to come here and migrants wanting to ficki ficki mainly in England and mainland European countries, things look alright
>>
So I have viking conquest but I haven't touched it, been sticking with warband. How does it compare?
>>
>>153475846
>>shitting yourself over the natural, perpetual cycle of civilisation
we're not talking about the "natural perpetual cycle of empires*" we're talking about a top-down engineered genocide of the entire european population, which is something quite different
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>>153475878
When I Revolt. Then U Will Realize.
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>>153476273
sho nuf, it's unprecedented

leave it there before this turns into /pol/ shitflinging though bois
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>>153476273
Yeah, just like the Roman illuminati decided to start taking in all those barbies in order to breed out all those pure white romans.
>>
Take it to a relevant board/thread you cunts.
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>>153476567
Well, yeah.
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>>153477014
Well now you're getting what you deserve, filthy barbie.
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>>153476567
well they'd already replaced their workforces with cheaper slaves to work the latifundia, they then needed foreigners to make up their armies for a variety of reasons

Rome itself was mostly populated by slaves and freemen, Rome died when Caracalla had the bright idea of making everyone a Roman
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>>153474387
Literally just fuck off, or at the very least fucking spoiler that shit so we don't have to see your inane conspiracy babble you fucking wack
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>>153477838
>inane conspiracy
nope, those are facts, not conspiracy theories. not my fault that you're clinically stupid
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>>153477838
He's right though. But let's not derail.
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>>153478078
>Denial followed by name-calling
What are you, five?
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>>153478221
>But let's not derail
Already did 10 fucking posts ago, report and move on
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>>153478239
>hurr durr don't shit up the thread
>shits up the thread
I swear some of you fucking retards
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>>153478239
>>Denial
Nope, the person in denial is the person claiming that the ongoing factual white genocide is a "conspiracy theory", which it isn't, I realize most people are so ignorant and narrow-minded that when they hear "genocide" they think "heaps of bodies and machine gun fire", which is not true, genocide is the process through which a population in whole or in part, intentionally is destroyed, whether that takes a few months, years, or decades, is irrelevant, intent and effect is relevant.
>>
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What's the most profitable business you can invest in MnB again? Weaving or something right?
>>
wouldnt say whether or not i agree with the whole shitter argument going on but dont you all agree this belong on /pol/ and not a gaming general?
>>153478946
dying worth a lot more, but isnt there also an option for dye and weave as well?
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1st for dead mods
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>>153479370
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>>153479525
Is-is that an airship?
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>>153479714
yes
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>>153478946
Ironworks is pretty solid with a high return rate unlike some other risky ventures
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I want to FUCK lady isolla!
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>>153479903
Wow damn, that rope boarding scene looks pretty fucking badass
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>>153478946
>>153479975
>Not putting a brothel in every single city, with literally 0 risk
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>>153480145
Teach me how to become a pimp, master
Also
>with literally 0 risk
Oh there are plenty of risks alright
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>>153480079
Fuck off
Lady Safiya a best
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>>153478946
dye weavery in every city except Jelkala, Shariz, and Curaw
>>
>>153480716
>Sar*anids
Not even once.
>>
>>153480716
If you like the feeling of sands in your crotch until the day you die then sure
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>>153457173
They did. Byzantines on the left.
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>>153481487
there's something fishy about this picture
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>>153481487
It probably smells.
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>>153480696
>raid enemy settlement
>enemy lord comes to defend his village
>beat the shit out of him AND the villagers
>get free food and goods to sell
>engage the refugee party with your designated slave crusher division
>kill the males, knock the females out
>fill a town brothel every 2 villages burnt
>rinse and repeat
If you give a shit about honor set the captured enemy lords free. In a couple of weeks you will be making mad dosh. Become the rhodok.
>>
>>153481345
>sands
>implying Lady Safiya doesn't cum honey
I'm literally turning diabetic just from eating her out
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>>153481698
My god, Jewing on such a magnitude should be illegal
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>>153481847
It is a rhodok's job to bring the degeneracy to every town they visit.
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>>153481698
>>153482942
>mad swadians
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little known dickplomacy fact: if you close down a brothel you can re-hire the prostitutes into your party and upgrade them into unique and super-powerful troops
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>>153448269
if you're asking what genre it is it sort of defies genre, which is a sort of useless thing to have these days because of the possibilities of games
if i had to nail it to a genre it'd be a RTS/ARPG (depending on what definition of ARPG you use) hybrid
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>>153485213
>super powerful whore unit mounts a horse
>horse dies of STDs before they reach the battlefield
sounds cool
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>>153485465
weaponized crotch-rot
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>>153485465
most of the worse STDs only came into being in the modern era
back in the ancient era people didn't really have to worry too much about catching anything particularly bad
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>>153485761
are you telling me an old roman fellow didn't suffer from a little bit of the ol gonorrhea?
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>>153485213
>a bunch of super-powerful prostitutes in one single party

pic related
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what's with all this anti rhodok bullying lately?
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>>153485761
that's not true
after one of the major english victory battles in the hundred years war (poitiers, crecy, agincourt) there was a treaty and festival, bunch of men fucked the wholes and died of syphilis
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>>153485948
the clap would probably be the worst thing anyone would catch back then. the earliest confirmed written record of gonorrhea however is 700 years ago, though its unknown how long of a history it has
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>>153486156
Success breeds jealousy.
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>>153486156
just mad swadians whose cav units got btfo
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>>153486193
syphilis was introduced to europe in the 15th century from the new world
luckily bannerlord and warband manage to take place before that
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>>153486330
if that's true then it was after agincourt, but i can't find the quote
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>>153486156
Ignore them, keep fight for the glories of our home and the glories of King Graveth
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>>153486610
Hail King Graveth long may he reign
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>>153486156
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>>153486948
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>>153487128
>>153486610
>>153486948
>>153486773
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>>153486610
>>153487128
>>153486773
>>153487447
>Rhodok circlejerking
Fucking disgusting, literal bandit trash
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Who /khergit/ here
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>>153487669
Whaddup /v/.
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>>153487869
chinkposter, vietposter, that one armenian lad and a few turks, probably
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>>153487669
>have a bunch of Rhodox spearmen and sharpshooters going up against THE GLORIOUS SWADIAN WINGED HUSSARS
>ride up to their side of the field and bow down one of their horses to get them pissed and charging
>retreat back to my troops
>by the time the GLORIOUS SWADIAN WINGED HUSSARS pass the middle point more than half of their horses have already been erased from under their asses by my glorious sharpshooters
>tell spearmen to brace
>GLORIOUS SWADIAN WINGED HUSSARS connect
>entire screen is covered in cyan

Don't you have a feast to attend in order to distract yourself from the shame of belonging to a kingdom that can't even last 365 days?
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conquering calradia as khergits is basically hard mode
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Does troop quality have any effect whatsoever on autoresolve or the simulated battles on the map?
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>>153488528
>fastest parties
>hard mode
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>>153488754
they suck at sieges tho
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I've been arguing with some others about this, can we all just agree that this is the canon pronunciation of the factions?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sCBZ2qqopw
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>>153488528
This. Khergits are the only true hard mode and everything else is babby's first faction.
>>153488754
>implying that matters with diplomacy horse speed
stealing your rare purge
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>>153488321
'Sup
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>>153480079
N O T F O R L E W D
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>>153488941
I want to try medieval anal sex with lady isolla
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>>153489159
>medieval anal sex
good luck
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>>153489159
n-no
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Friendly reminder that all claimants are weak and whiny niggers and all rulers LITERALLY did nothing wrong, especially King Ragnar.
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>>153489417
I will siege her backdoors, if you know what i mean
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>>153488941
>>153489417
how did you marry isolla anon?
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>>153489554
isolla is pure and innocent

>>153489780
after harlaus's swadia gets wiped out, you need to own a city or two, have low controversy and be marshal. all of which aren't too hard
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>>153489526
all rulers and claimants ranked
1. Lethwin Bro-Seeker
2. King Graveth
3. King Harlaus
4. Sultan Hakim
5. Lady Isolla
6. King Yaroglek
7. The Bastard
8. King Ragnar
9. Arwa The Pearl Necklaced One
10. Sanjar Khan
11. Dustum Khan
12. Kastor of Veluca
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>>153490216
is it possible on native?
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>>153490327
not sure, it might be a diplomacy only feature. just play dickplomacy anon, gets rid of the shitty female faces
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>>153490315
>Lethwin Far-Cucked at #1
King Ragnar did nothing wrong, Lethwin fucked up by not being born sooner.
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>>153490216
I'm going to have hot sexy sexy sex with Lady Isolla while you watch
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Even the loliposting wasn't this cancerous
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>>153490598
you wouldn't dare!
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dickplomacy was a mistake
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Locked diplomacy is one of my favorite features in ACOCK, it really adds to the experience and is super fun
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>>153490947
I would
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>>153491154
it'd be like playing a history mod but the mod is completely railroaded to the flow of actual historical events
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>>153488862
You are so wrong it hurts or you're trolling. Either way, you're a retard.
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>>153491149
>>153490864
harlaus detected. stay BTFO butterboy
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>"Lady Isolla of Suno is a claimant to the throne of the Kingdom of Swadia. She was the only child of King Esterich who had named her as his heir. Isolla claims that he had named her many times, in front of nobles and lords, and it was quite common in Swadia for rulers to be female. In fact, the most famous Swadian rulers were female. However, her father's cousin Harlaus took the throne, protesting that only a madman could name a woman as an heir."
>"only a madman could name a woman as an heir"
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>>153481369
Interesting.
I think I'll have to go twith it then, even if I don't like it.
lol jk I'll just mod in ovale shields
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>>153491332
It doesn't actually follow the events though, it's more that absolutely everyone declares war on you and you can never ever get peace unless you murder them all.
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/swadiə/
/veJɡɝ/
/keəɻɡJt/
/noːɹd/
/ɹəʊdɒk/
/sæɹənJd/
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>>153491971
that's even dumber
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>>153489318
If our daimyo is to become shogun...
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swah-dia
vay-gear
ker-jit
nord
roh-docks
sah-rah-nids

this is objectively the correct pronunciation, if you disagree you're probably really really really gay
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>>153492425
>gear not grr
>jit not git
>sah-rah not sara

pretentious and wrong
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>>153492425
Get a fucking phonetic alphabet you anglo fucks.
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>>153492572
t. linguistic pleb
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>>153489526
this is true, however Isolla is still a far better and more legit ruler than fatlaus
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>>153492189
incorrect... if I'm reading your fucking moonrunes right
>>153492425
>>153488862
Basically the same. Your both half wrong though
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>>153492612
IPA letters don't all display correctly on 4chin
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Guys, Bannerlord looks really cool so far but... I think it could use a co-op campaign, you know?
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>>153492827
Well done. Now don't forget to reply yourself with some clearly upset post so you can get the "discussion" rolling.
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>>153492425
>ker-jit
this is so wrong its not even funny
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>>153493260
how do you pronounce it then, anon?
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>>153492425
Correct pronunciation.
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>>153493441
Horsefuckers.
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>>153492425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14tMIGbmzFC
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I can't wait to see this thread drain super fucking fast once bannerlord hits.

All the toasterfags unable to run it here, I can already taste the tears
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>>153492827
kys
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>>153493759
do you think my gtx 580 will be able to run it on high?

which game has similar graphics to bannerlord?
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>>153488754
now go defend or attack a castle/town
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>>153493759
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>>153493441
with a hard G
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>>153493441
Киpгит (kirgit)
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>>153493595
is more like this Viktor

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1udhVWODjk3
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>24b swing damage
>20p thrust damage
>95 speed
>117 reach
>Can be used one handed or two handed
>Base value: 200 denars
>Can knock enemies down
Why don't you use the spiked staff, anon?
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>>153495813
Because I have Big Fucking Axe (Polearm)
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>>153495813
What's the difference one handed and two handed on the weapons that allow to alternate between the two? Is the damage dealt when using them one-handed lower than what the base stats say or what?
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>>153496027
Speed and damage is lowered by 15% when using them one handed.
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>>153495813
Wish I could use that same Iron Staff that I see in some multiplayer servers. That staff was broken.
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>>153496112
Why would you want to use a broken staff? That would be a pretty dumb thing to do.
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>>153496112
that's because gk buffed it so it had 5 weight which made it knock people down every hit
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>>153496228
So I could finish destroying it in your face.
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aekuck here again lads, graduating basic tomorrow, bannerlord looks great love you /mbg/
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>>153495813
but i do. handy little tool for getting prisoners and doing decent pierce damage early on
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>>153496086
i believe it's 35%.
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>>153496689
that's polearm penalty on horseback
2h penalty on horseback is 23.5%
bastard penalty with shield is 15%
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I just bought mount and blade warband, and i feel like im late to the party. Anyways, do any of you have any early game protips for a noob like myself?
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>>153496889
You might want to learn how to read, faggot.
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>>153496889
>NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV

read the OP my man, also enjoy the ride
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>>153496889
surgery is a god tier skill and check the OP for noobie tips
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>>153496889
take all the loot from defeated parties and then sell it for $$$. avoid sea raiders early game. never accept dhirim fief. keep harlaus the butter king BTFO.

but most importantly, never be a rh*dok.
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>>153496889
WELCOME.
WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH COCK, COCKSUCKER.
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>>153496889
put jeremus behind a hill in battle
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>>153497152
>>153497080
>>153497157

Im sorry, i never really read the OP. Ill take a look, thanks a lot.

>>153497183
Awesome, thanks man
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>8 posts in 5 minutes
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>>153496786
you are right and i'm retarded
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>>153493759
The sad fact is, yeah you're probably right. With every screenshot I see of bannerlord, it looks spectacular but I feel there's no way I can run that on my machine. And considering most of the fan and modding community will jump to Bannerlord, I fear it'll be the end of M&B for me and I'll simply end up using the time I now spend on M&B to hang out with my friends or my girlfriend.
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>>153497426
The fire rises
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>>153497864
Or you could get a job, Tyrone.
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>>153497183
nice pic, but i can't see what swadia resembles. can you tell me?
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>>153497864
Yep. It's a fucking miracle I can run Warband smoothly on my GT 440 and quad-core AMD Athlon II. Bonerlord probably won't even launch for me.
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I like mounting.
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>>153497864
bannerlord won't be released for a long time. so you can start saving for a new rig. or you can just play on low graphics
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>>153497864
>my friends or my girlfriend
kys normie
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>>153498087
I like blading.

Wanna team up?
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>>153498034
Ass?
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>>153498012
Why get a "job" when you can live a NEET life. My gf's friends always tell me how much they resent their cuck bfs who spend all of their time at some middleman "job" that is basically worthless in the grand scheme of things, yet they thorw away their lives and energy at it? dumb workcucks.

whereas I live a post-scarcity life, collect aspergers dosh every week, and can spend as much of my time with my girl as I like (when I'm not playing M&B).
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>>153498525
oh shit.i'm retarded AND blind
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>>153498712
>Why get a "job" when you can live a NEET life
So you could afford a rig capable of running Bannerlord, for starters.
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>>153498712
>My gf's friends always tell me how much they resent their cuck bfs who spend all of their time at some middleman "job" that is basically worthless in the grand scheme of things, yet they thorw away their lives and energy at it? dumb workcucks.
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>>153498087
>>153498441
You can mount my blade if you know what I mean.
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>>153498712
typical nigger perfectly content with being a leech
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>>153498930
if playing "Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord" on a good rig as soon as its released is the only reward of throwing away your youth, your looks and your energy on "work" that only really lines your boss's pockets. Ha ha... I guess I can handle playing the first M&B for a while more ;)
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>>153499598
sounds worth it to me
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So how many of you were degenerate enough to buy m&b from steam and not GOG? Enjoy being locked out of your rented games on steam when society collapses faggot
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>>153499887
well if you never had good looks in the first place, it might
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>>153500273
>buh muh sex
dumb normalfag
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>>153500046
>Enjoy being locked out of your rented games on steam when society collapses faggot
Video games will be the least of my problems if that happens.
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>>153500342
sigh... *unsheathes katana*
*runs thumb up the razor-sharp blade thoughtfully*
perhaps you would like to RETRACT that comment my workcuck friend...?
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>>153500802
>implying i work
fuck off normie before i cut you and your girlfriend in half
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>>153500963
*nods respectfully towards you as a shower of Sakura (Cherry Blossom) Leaves descend in front of me*
perhaps we are not so different...
*as I sheath my Katana... I dissapear*
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>>153498254
Hope it's well optimized so I don't have to spend a thousand dollars on it. I've been holding on to buying a new computer for almost a year now because I'm afraid It'll run like ass on whatever I'd bought by the time it comes out.
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>>153500450
>if
when*
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>>153501629
I wrote what I wanted to write, cunt.
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>>153500046
>rented games
I can't even tell anymore if the people repeating this are in on the original joke or if they sincerely believe it.
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>>153500046
protip, if you bought it off steam you have a license for the offline copy from the ftp site
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does anyone still play that one zulu mod?
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>>153502573
reddit btfo
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this is fucking bullshit
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>>153439121
Are you the same guy that post those dumb .gifs at the Dwarf Fortress general?
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>>153504662
This is the exact same shit Montewar does in my game, every time. That's why I hate him. He's legit as fuck though, takes whole villages by himself.
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>>153504735
What?
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>>153504856
>>153505009
>>153505176
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>>153505176
>now you are not a virgin
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>>153505176
>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>Smashing this hymen with no survivors!
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>>153504662
905 minutes in paint
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>>153507083
>muffled dragonforce in the distance
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>>153488528
what about vaegirs?
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>>153505176
>Yes, yes. Congratulations.

It's like she doesn't even care.
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>>153507145
t. autist
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>>153505176
>Desire: -15
Corruption of Champions Warband mod FUCKING WHEN
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>tfw Floris
>in powerful faction
>get too powerful, trigger massive war
>another faction eclipses us as the war of attrition peels off a few fiefs
>no time to properly upgrade troops
>Dhirim is mine
>there's now an army of over 1200, with over 100 troops exceeding tier-5
>my forces are just shy of 400, average at tier-4
>high difficulty settings, battle size 300
I WILL NOT YIELD, I WILL SAVESCUM UNTIL YOU FUCK OFF HAKIM
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>>153500046
why don't they hold sales on gog as regularly as steam?
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>>153492827
>>153493206
>>153493782
I don't visit this general often but I take it that there's some kind of epic meme around co-op.

Disregarding that, serious question: Do we know yet if bannerlord will have co-op?
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>>153505009
>Steven Seagal
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>>153508791
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>>153508791
everyone already knows you dont visit this general often. hang yourself redditor
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>>153474845
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>>153508791
le fast-talking community manager of competitive gaming
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>>153508616
>savescumming

why? it's fun rebuilding your army after total total annihilation.
>>
any good mods that heavily feature firearms, with melee taking a backseat? I'm in the mood for something different.
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>>153511206
Europe in Flames 2 maybe
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>>153510849
If I lose, I lose Dhirim. I'm not letting these fucking sandniggers take my favorite goddamn fief in the entire game.
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>>153506806
I don't know why this mad me laugh as hard as it did
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>>153511206
1866, keep in mind having mostly firearms makes the game pretty dull in large battles
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>>153510849
>fun
Not if you're playing floris with the bullshit amount of time it takes to upgrade to max tier, even with reworked tree. Losing even two tier 6 troops in a fight is pure suffering because that shit will take at least 100 days to replace.
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>>153513150
You can play Floris with the Native troop trees.
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>>153513231
Fuck's the point, if I'm playing with native troops I may as well be playing native.
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>>153513320
Maybe that would be true if Floris only changed troop trees.
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>>153513320
something something quality of life changes
which is a fair point, actually
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ded
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very ded
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>>153515243
I kinda sorta maybe want to taste it.
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>>153517979
must have been some good stuff to not be a pile of dust after 2000 years
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>>153518105
It really must have been the purest of the real stuff.
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>>153518309
Only the best for the Swadian burial rites.
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>>153508616
>1200
>anything
there's almost 5000 fucking muzzies outside paris
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>>153519418
>there's almost 5000 fucking muzzies outside paris
If only the numbers were that low today.
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>>153519418
Did you ignore my mention of my own garrison + party?
It is a big deal.
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>>153519745
you've got a chance at 1200v400 though
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>>153519959
Which is why I intend to savescum my way through it.
>>
I feel like sharing my first experience in the game
>try game for first time
>pick some shit starting stats
>start in the notegypts lands
>do the merchants quests
>When finished just get some peasants, train them on looters while doing quests for nobles
>get quest to go to the notitalians land and send a message
>start going there
>get fucking ass fisted by 10 rhodok elite Spearman deserters or something, barely survive with 2 men left out of 30ish
>become Italian, get rhodok peasants and try out their crossbows and footsoldiers
>footsoldiers suck because the AI doesn't know how to use spear, but the crossbow men are amazing
>get idea
>get 30 peasants and make them crossbow men
>go horseback, equip lance and wear mail the deserters dropped
>make ai mountain bandits and looters follow me in a circle while my men shoot them from a distant
>spent the next few hours hunting bandits and doing this
>resume doing noble quests, this time for the rhodoks
>eventually guy ask me to be a mercenary for the rhodoks
>accept
>keep fucking around until I get summoned by this count
>They're sieging uxhaul or something from the notenglish.
>Participate
>get asked to get some cows for them for food
>they burned all the villages around the town so I had to travel far and buy cows
>spend 2 in game days almost killing myself kiting these fucks to them
>deliver the cows and finally join the siege
>start siege
>take a crossbow bolt to the head when I touch the ladder and die
>try again
>all the infantry keep dying while the xbows snipe shit
>eventually all our infantry is dead but so are all their xbows
>another idea
>grab xbow off dead guy
>climb up the ladder
>ai doesn't know how to jump
>snipe them from point blank into the head as they can't reach me
>eventually die again from reinforcements
>lost 20 men but currently rebuilding.
Games pretty fun. Since rhodok and sarranid infantry suck where should I hunt for infantry? Doubt my current strategy will last for long.
What do now?
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>>153520316
what's the point then? why even play if there's no risk of losing?
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>>153520551
Ah ran out of text but they took uxhaul.
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>>153520619
I
WILL
NOT
LOSE
DHIRIM
>>153520551
Nords have top-tier infantry.
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>>153520551
>>They're sieging uxhaul or something from the notenglish.
swadians are not-HRE
rhodoks are not-italy
sarranids are not-sassanids
khergits are not-mongols
nords are not-vikings
vaegirs are not-slavs
>>
>>153520551
Swadian knights and Nords
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>>153520551
Nords have strongest infantry in the game. The Rhodok's infantry is actually pretty decent if you're fighting cavalry, but for storming or holding walls there's nothing like Nord Huscarls. If you can't get Nords then Swadian and Rhodok infantry are both mediocre but serviceable if you can level them up to sergeants.

Rhodoks are a favorite of beginners because it's a very simple strategy to figure out. Get a bunch of sharpshooters and line them up on a hilltop, they massacre anything that comes near. The other favorite is Swadia because of Knights.

Also to be sure: you know you can give movement and formation orders to your troops right? It can take a while to familiarize yourself with the commands so that you can issue them without thinking, but once you have them down you can set up your troops in a few seconds with only a couple keystrokes.
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>>153521017
>but once you have them down you can set up your troops in a few seconds with only a couple keystrokes.
Post yfw the newbie meets his first large Khergit party.
>>
What the fuck is Dickplomacy?
>>
>>153521457
Basically like this
>>
>>153521553
Your ass in about five minutes.
>>153521607
FUCKING GODDAMN F1-F3ING LITTLE SHITS RUINING MY TACTICAL INGENUITY
>>
>>153521607
>>153521715
I installed it but it doesn't seem to be any different from regular Diplomacy.
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>>153521965
play it for more than 3 seconds, or maybe read the readme
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ded
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>>153524459
catch the general hanging from its noose like eh
>>
waiting for bannerlord got me like eh
>>
>Really bummed that their are no cataphracts in native.
>Decide to turn all of my companions into cataphracts to go along with my roman banner.
>having fun raining arrows while leading my companions in unnecessary charges against bandit parties.
>end up chasing bandits into rhodok lands
>hmm this seems flat enough lets do it
>find myself spawned on a near 90 degee angle
>finally get up the mountain
>bandits no where to be seen
>have to arrow them to death as we slowly mountain goat crawl at each other.
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>>153379349
Im having a problem with the Dickplomacy
I am trying to build a brothel yet there is no option to build one when I talk to the guild masters
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i am a nerd how do i install dickplomacy
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>>153527810
Youve enabled the lewd r>>153527810
>>153527810
ight??
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Where can I find information on what Dickplomacy actually is? Google comes up with nothing.
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>>153528263
>http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV
the adult content, yes?
I have
>>
>>153528347
you read the changelog and play the fucking mod you prat
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>>153527587
Turning companion complaints off and doing a all-companion-only army is fun.
>>
If Bannerlord doesn't turn out alright, I think I'm giving up hope for any good games being released before the next industry crash.
>>
>>153529178
Is that an option in diplomacy?
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>sarranid """"heavy cavalry""""
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>>153527810
>>153529562
?
anyone?
>>
>>153529178
Friendly reminder that Griffith LITERALLY did nothing wrong
>>
>dickplomacy doesn't have the option that lets you serve in a lords army

whyyyy
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>>153529697
The brothel option is "tavern and bath house"
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>>153529827
Because it's fucking gay
>>
>>153529854
Yeah all I see is the vanilla businesses
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>>153529697
you can do it with TweakMB or just edit the .txt files manually to turn companion complaints off.

Instructions for doing it manually should be in the "81 tweaks for mount and blade" or something like that forum post on taleworlds.
>>
>>153529889

no, hunting bandits early game is fucking gay
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>there are people in this thread right now who don't have noble blood flowing through their veins
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>>153529715
If I had to choose between fucking over my employees to be a god or living the rest of my life as a tomato eunuch I would probably choose the former.
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>>153530127
As a fellow noble I'd like to know your opinion on common women who think they have a place in court.
>>
Can someone explain the differences in damage types to me? All I understand is that blunt knocks people unconscious instead of killing them.
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>>153531386
>blunt knocks people unconscious
That must be some dank ass kush you got there knigga.
>>
>>153531386
That's pretty much it. Blunt is for taking prisoners mostly.
>>
How high does your relationship have to be with a married lady to bone her in Dickplomacy?! Holy fuck, I have it past twenty and it's still not working.
>>
>>153531386
it's fairly obvious
>c, cutting; least effective against armor and most effective against lightly or unarmored targets armor, most weapons you see will do cutting damage and usually have a decent to high base damage
>p, piercing; the middle ground damage type used mainly on thrusts, pick swings, and most ranged weapons, has decent armor piercing capability and decent damage
>b, blunt; most effective against armor, will always knock the target unconcious, blunt weapons also can knock people over for a brief stun, usually limited to short or slow weapons
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>>153531386
blunt damage is for delivering job offers to your local female villagers
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>>153531645
>wants to fuck a woman
>needs her permission
>>
>>153532003
Can you even rape as a player in this game?
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>>153531775
So basically cutting is pretty useless because who needs extra damage against unarmored peasants
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>>153532069
You can in Dickplomacy.
>>
>>153532119
not really, since if you stack powerstrike cutting weapons have the highest base damage, so you can do the most damage with high PS
cutting weapons are usually the fastest weapons and the most abundant, as well as having decent reach
>>
>>153532161
Anyone? What the fuck, where the hell is this option?! How have I missed this?
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>>153532212
>Anyone?
If they are your captive/prisoner.
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>>153532353
Can you capture Ladies?
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>>153532889
Yes.
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>>153532957
How would one do this? I've captured the castles and the ladies are stuck there, but I can't slap them in my party. I just want to rape.
>>
>>153533037
You just rape them by talking to them in the castle you don't need and cant(?) to add them to your party
>>
>>153533147
Ah, something must be wrong then. I have the settings to consensual and non-consensual dialogue but non of the rapey ones appear.
>>
>>153533283
>non-consensual
That is rape you moron.
>>
>>153533283
where do you set up those settings?
>>
>>153533374
Yeah, as in I have it set on. Anyways, I already fixed it. Can I rape anyone else?

>>153533430
Camp menu.
>>
>>153534302
>Can I rape anyone else?
Yes. If they are your captive/prisoner.
>>
>>153534424
So basically just dudes.
>>
>>153534795
you can get female villagers and troops you mong
>>
>>153534795
>So basically just dudes?
No.
>>
>>153534873
>>153534896
Wh-what?
>>
>>153534943
peasant women
you can also fuck your sword sisters if your charisma/renown is high enough but that's not rape
>>
>>153535082
No, I mean do you rape peasant women by razing the towns?
>>
>>153535164
it spawns parties of like 50 refugees
>>
>>153535254
Fuck, sorry for all the questions, I always play a merchant dude trying to get as rich as possible.
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>>153535315
>I always play a merchant
Are there any mods that make this viable besides Caribbean!?
>>
Wasn't there a mod lying around that made female faces slightly less hideous?
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>>153535710
W-why would you want something like that...
>>
>>153535853
I just got Floris installed and every female looks like a dirty dishrag, underfed street whore.
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>>153535923
okay but are they swole?
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>>153535682
>>153535082
How do I add women to my brothel?
>>
>>153451975
>that ass
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>>153536046
No Idea I've never played Dickplomacy. Try talking to your Madame?
>>
>>153536178
>You gained 1 renown.
She's talking a big game here, but it must have been something for her to gossip that much about you.
>>
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>>153536258
>gossip that much about you
Good things I hope...
>>
>>153517857
What mod?
>>
>>153536803
Looks like 1257
>>
>>153535082
I was on the fence about installing Dickplomacy, but traveling around with a harem of Sword Sisters and fucking a new one every night sounds excellent
>>
>>153536853
Thanks.
>>
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>>153537026
You know what must be done.
>>
Have you merged lolimod into diplomacy yet?
>>
>>153537191
What are "Things that happened years ago"?
>>
>>153537191
dickplomacy
>>
How does one get Dickplomacy to work with Caribbean?

>>153535682
No, but fuck it I like it.
>>
>>153537289
So I could have an imouto brothel?
>>
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>>153537340
>imouto
You are thinking of Dickokujo.
>>
>>153537415
Yeah, that's what I'm asking about.
>>
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>>153537486
Sadly Dickokujo isn't a thing. I don't want to bother learning the module system to make it.
>>
>>153488321
I don't really like the Khergits, their army is too much of a one-trick pony
t. Chinkposter
>>
>>153489526
>especially King Ragnar
t. King Ragnar's favorite concubine
>>
>>153521607
>not using halberds or dagger-axes
>have relatively heavy armor
So are all of these guys noblemen or hundred / three hundred / thousand man commanders, or what?
>>
What should I name my serial rapist, /mbg/?
>>
>>153538193
The Serpent
>>
>>153538193
Show what he looks like first
Ahmed Jamal-Tyrone King Jr. sounds good.
>>
>>153538193
Cunty
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>>153538327
>no Juan
7/10
>>
>>153538193
El Penetrador.
>>
>>153536178
>>153536401
Is this mod written in broken English on purpose?
>>
>>153538562
Yeah man, not everyone in the west indies was english.
>>
>>153538562
>caribbean
>broken english
???
>>
>>153538562
It is made by russians so that might be it.
>>
Am I a retard or what is the password to the warwolf hentai patch?
>>
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>>153538890
"Yes"
>>
>>153538997
Okay so I am retarded.
Are you going to tell me what the password is?
>>
>>153538997
Thanks anon.
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>>153539072
I already told you
If you want to repeat you have to do some favors for me ;) you fucking faker
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>>153539148
>you fucking faker
I just want to keep the thread from being ded...
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>>153539219
filename.
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>>153539281
>Talex
Google didn't give me anything. Just soccer stuff.
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>>153539378
t. reed
Anyway is new thread lad awake?
>>
What's the music on the title screen of warworlf? I recognize it.
>>
>>153536007
JUST GIVE ME THE FILES ANON
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>>153540403
There are none. After repeated attempts, all ending in failure, I abandoned adding nuns to GekoNewer

The Caribbean! nun assets just wont work on anything but the Caribbean! females.
>>
>dickplomacy doesn't have foraging
Holy fuck, I never knew I could miss something so much
>>
>>153538297
I like the subtle charisma undertones of this one
>>
Does dickplomacy work with BAG: Caribbean? What is all this boning I'm seeing happening in Caribbean?
>>
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>>153541027
Dickplomacy doesn't work with anything else, it's a standalone mod. B&G has prostitutes with implied fucking but you don't see it happen.
>>
So the kingdom I'm doing merc work for is about to go to the dogs real quick, should I fuck off and hide till my contract terminate or should I show some courtesy and defend their homeland with them?

They pay me pretty good too, it would be pretty rude to just scamper off like that
>>
>>153541390
>merc
>wasting troops for a lost cause

Might as well and go swear fealty to them you dip
>>
>>153540874
A little biblical flair couldn't hurt
>>
>>153541083
It's just a nude mod, I guess?
>>
>>153541570
Dickplomacy adds a bunch of stuff that isn't sex-related. If you do use the optional sex files then you get rape, brothels, explicit fucking scenes and that kind of thing.
>>
oh god why isnt the vaegir at war with anyone im so fucking bored
is there anyway to start a war by yourself?
>>
new thread

>>153542253
>>153542253
>>153542253
>>153542253
>>
>>153379349
>>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.6
>full version:
>https://mega.nz/#!45wjBLLC!TvPDY-q1mWSkEEA3QVhpt3Tx-h93_-hz_UvHRULksw4
>patch:
>https://mega.nz/#!51gg0SAR!Ci61-zZGkSUmtZj4hGH6aeeyviA6VtjQFwrED1aLePY

I'm currently downloading. What's the difference?
Also I'm on Decapitate&Dismember, which simply adds gibbing and gore to Native. What do I have to do to add Dickplomacy to this module or do I have to start a new gaem?
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