/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>my team has a widowmaker
>match is unwinnable
>enemy team ahs a widowmaker
>game is unplayable

>>153368220
Personne n'échappe à mon regard

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>>153368352

Post some QTmaker.

Update today?

Hana song is trailer trash.

Is the patch coming out today?

If it doesn't, I'm expecting more than a few people to stop playing, at least until the patch its. I'm sick and fucking tired of Genji.

>>153368004
>supposed to care about environment
>has a bear trap on her, aka the most barbaric hunting tool there is

Post Halloween skin ideas

>>153368474
It's next tuesday, that's when s2 is scheduled to start.

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Xth for Winstonin the Jerma Rumble

>>153368472
that means she puts out

I know, I'm from Oklahoma

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Hana Song

>>153368525

It's in case of yeti

>>153368474
The nerf's barely a nerf. The ult is the biggest change, and even then it's not that huge.

>>153368525
Nigger when you gotta hunt a yeti you gotta hunt a yeti

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>>153368441

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Ana Amari

>>153368474
Just play PTR, I haven't touched main since summer games ended.

>>153368525
Australia animals are already monsters, what do you think the radiation did to them?

>>153368564
Edmond here.

>>153368538

Vampire lord skin for a gentlemanly character.

However there is no traditional gentlemanly character in overwatch like marquis in overwatch or spy in tf2

How do we fix this

>>153368538
Headless Horseman Reinhardt

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>>153368220
>Pick QTmaker
>Je suis poli
>Je suis efficace
>J'ai un plan pour tuer tout le monde que je rencontre
>Another guy in my team picks QTmaker
>QTmaker appears on enemy team
>"WHATS WITH ALL THE SNIPERS"

>>153368717
*marquis in battleborn

>>153368464
Doubtful. Kaplan said they wanted to try and release something new each month and if it came out today then they couldn't hold it until early September. If they wait another week they can go "Hey guys, September came with a new map and new emotes!".

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Bully Genji
Shove Genji in a locker
Punch Genji
Embarass Genji infront of his Aniki
Kidnap Genji
Rape Genji while he cries after Hanzo
Send him full of cum to Hanzo
Make Genji the Shimada's clan whore

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I really dislike how attacking and defending work in this game.

>Can spend the whole match losing and getting outplayed as attackers
>In the last 20 seconds you can use 4 ultimates, get some kills, and win with no chance for the enemy to come back
>The last 10 minutes of defense were absolutely pointless
>Overtime just makes it worse

The defenders don't have the same luxury though. If you get rekt, you just get rekt. The attackers, at any point, can wipe you and win. As defenders, even if you pull off the miracle 6 man Death Blossom, unless there are only 20 seconds left, you really accomplish nothing.

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>>153368004
So after going through the concept artbook it's all but confirmed that Gerrard Lacroix closely resembles pic related. I can't wait for the animated short!

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Yanno, here's a thought.

Mccree's ult is pretty low on the list of good ults, but there is a way it could easily become more viable.

Allow him to use his roll while ulting. It'd give him a small burst of mobility so he isn't 100% a sitting duck, while also not totally negating the weakness of the ult.

>>153368837
Didn't kaplan say no new content mid season?

Remove omnic

Post guilty pleasures and put them in spoiler tags.
S76, Reaper, McCree, Hanzo and Reinhardt death grunts make me hard

>>153368798
I think it's a natural FPS urge that comes as soon as you see a sniper.
>oh shit, they've got a sneeper
>I can sneep too. We'll see who's laughing now
And the whole thing just turns into a bunch of assholes skulking around the map borders trying to headshot eachother while the last vestiges of their team PTFO

>>153368538
Penn and Teller Junkrat and Roadhog

>>153368543
Is that for sure?

Really? Because fuck that shit.

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>>153368441
>tfw you'll never come home to this cute hello

>>153368952
Last I heard is when it came to heroes they weren't going to hold them until the end of the season if they were ready to be released in the middle of one.

>>153368975

Playing Symmetra on attack.

>>153368975
There's something about Bastion reloading while in turret mode that's so satisfying

>>153369041
She was literally mindraped into a husk of a woman who's only emotions come from when she is resurrected and screams for her dead husband.

So, unless you're into that sort of thing she wouldn't be a good wife. She is also used goods :^)

>>153368930
I don't have a problem with that, since the roll should eat up a second of his meter along the way.

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Just met the legend

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Tracey!

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If you're reading this, I love you.

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>>153368220
A la vie, a la mort.

>>153368914
>As defenders, even if you pull off the miracle 6 man Death Blossom, unless there are only 20 seconds left, you really accomplish nothing.

This is my biggest gripe with the game.

>Totally outplay attacking team and position our ultimates perfectly
>Get a team kill
>They just respawn and use their ultimates and we lose
>Forced to hold onto ultimates for when the enemy team ultimates otherwise you're just wasting ultimates

>>153369159
Yeah. It can be the emergency escape maneuver to dodge a sniper shot or a roadhog hook, but it'd take up time on his meter.

>>153369041
>that little smile she gives as she waves
Smugberry is so cute.

>>153369180
>level 862
I hope he was at least a competent teammate.

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>>153369063
Playing her on attack and then winning. Such a good feeling.

Freeze! Don't move!

Is there a new weekly Brawl out?

>>153369324
New brawl in 5 hours.

>>153369274
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/TaZzeRK-2869/heroes

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I MADE IT MOM

SOMEONE ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING

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>>153369180

>>153369386
What's it going to be?

>>153369180
I commend your taste.

>>153368914

This is why Mercy was mandatory until they nerfed her. There is no way to hold the point.

>>153368538
Zombie junkrat

Chupacabra reaper

Steven Hawkin Winston

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>>153369214
Thanks anon. Love you too.

>>153369390
Does this man sleep?

>>153369454
why did they nerf her ult charge, again?

>>153368975
I cant decide if I want to secks the Mercy or be the mercy getting secksed

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>>153369392
>3rd round
>their mccree goes into overdrive
>say he turned on his aimbot for laughs
>potg is him steamrolling us
>his cursor is locking onto targets head left and right
>he headshots the 76 while looking straight through his own roadhog

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>>153369265

>>153369517
Cause shit was insane. Ana should be next.

>>153369517
It was up all the time (and still is).

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What does the average Junkrat player look like, /owg/?

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>>153369214
I love you too, Anon!

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Is this fucking real? Please tell me its not.

>>153368704
Owasso north of tulsa

>>153369490
probably shares his account or pays a gook to grind it for him while he's asleep.

>>153368928
NO, delete this post immediately

>>153369274
We just lost and he did absolutely nothing, couldnt even cap the first point without him rushing and dying alone as Roadhog.

>>153369639
a fatter version of junkrat with glasses/acne/curly hair probably have all their limbs too

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What does triple buffering do?

>>153369654
reverse image showed nothing

so probably.

>>153369717
>their

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>>153369639

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>>153369654
It's real. Fucking disgusting to boot.
He posted his HIV meds like a week ago but I don't think anyone bothered to screencap it.

>>153369794
But that's the correct form.

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>>153369639
>>153369717

>>153369836
girls don't play overwatch, its "his"

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>>153369639

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>>153368220
>enemy Widow is completely indistinguishable from a clickbot

>>153369639
I look just like him and I don't play him. Those clown skin golden gun motherfuckers I imagine are those pimply self-described pranksters from high school who point at what they're laughing at.

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>>153369743
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_buffering#Triple_buffering

>>153369897
>even referring to guys as "him"
>not always being neutral
>caring about things like this

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Come on Blizzard! You know you want, too.

>Play of the match
>Anon with D.VA
>Random explosion
>Epic aim
>Epic range explosion
>3 kills
ok

>>153369951
Because I like playing Overwatch.

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>>153369951
Because I need to be versatile with my heroes in case our team already has a healer and needs something else.

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>>153369302
YOU'RE POWERED UP! GET IN THERE!

>>153369951
I WANT TO love A HEALSLUT AHHHHHHHHH

>>153370009
I hate getting potg with D.Va
Defition of unfun

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>>153369852
His voice doesn't match his look

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>>153369743
Its supposed to reduce input lag when you have vsync on.

Never put vsync on.

>>153369654
>>153369816
there's no indication it's real; reverse image search is DEFINITELY not a complete catalog of pictures. it's also very little work to print off a fake blood test and take a picture of the paper. the pills aren't necessarily anything, either; they have websites where you can plug in stuff about a pill (elliptical, orange, HMK stamped into it, etc) and get info on what it might be, but i certainly didn't care enough.

until i see otherwise, it's low-effort bait

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>Still no patch this week
>STILL NO PATCH THIS WEEK

Jesus Christ, fuck Blizzard. I hope le happy reddit community will get pissed and shout them down at their own forums.

I'm getting sick and tired of these gaming companies with monopolies, so they stop giving a shit. Valve releases one hero a year despite being a billion dollar company, and Blizzard has released ONE hero and hasn't even released a fucking map yet.

>>153370008
>Group photo including Symmetra
warms my heart

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>>153370068

Top kek.

Also a fan of pic related.

>>153369654
>>153370120
Who the fuck cares, I shouldnt even give this post a you

>>153370008
Swimsuits are so boring.

>>153370143
If you want to play the new map, go on to the PTR server otherwise just wait until September 6th when Ranked starts back up again

>>153370143

I just want the new fucking emotes.

Surely that doesn't require two weeks of public testing.

is there anyone else here that just doesn't play attack on hanamura, anubis or volskaya anymore?

>>153369951
I also apologize in advance for the shitpost, but I found that after typing in 'healslut' on google and immediately knew I would have to post and share it with you all. Knowing this place, the file will see use even

>>153370120
BugChaserTracer fuck off with your damage control you disgusting fuck.

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Post top 3 heroes (in comp or qp)

>>153370091
thanks fellow gremlin!

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>>153370143
>Patch eventually comes out
>They don't go through with the Gengu fixes
>They let Hanzo's redwoods through

Scatter arrow is the most bullshit thing ever. They just shoot it at my general direction and I fucking diek, yet when I do it it does fuck all.

>>153370143
Because they want to release a new thing each month and Eichenwalde+emotes will be the September thing.

June was competitive, July was Ana, August was summer games, September will be map+emotes, October will be Halloween event, Sombra will be in November since she'll be officially unveiled at Blizzcon and then you've got the Christmas event in December.

>>153370423
Symmetra, 76, and Winston

>>153368975
I was never into shipping but I like Widowtracer and I can't help it

>>153370283
Attacking those maps I'm fine with. On defense you have to play almost perfectly to not get wiped in less than 3 mins.

>highest played hero is 4 hours

when do I start getting good at the game?

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LOL

>>153368975
Basically this >>153370486

>>153370283
I used to be like that. Then I just started to instapick D.Va on those shit maps (it was before the patch when she was nearly useless) and had fun. Sometimes I even won. Hell I even got POTG 1-2 times on vodka industries.

>>153370582
Hehe

>>153370283
I'm the opposite, I leave these maps if we're defending

Anyone up for some afternoon Overwatch or lewd talk?

>1 meter away from an enemy
>my shotguns no longer deal damage

>>153370729
Jesus fucking Christ that's horrible

>>153370283
>QP
>Play nothing but defense

I want to play attack for once ffs

>Team stands at the choke point, not moving.

REEEEEEEEE, COME ON FUCKERS. WHO CARES IF YOU DIE? THERE ARE NO STATS. JUST WALK IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WE HAVE 30 SECONDS LEFT.

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>>153368886
Take Genji on a dinner date
Hold Genji's hand
Hug Genji
Pay for Genji's drinks
Spike Genji's sake
Carry Genji to your car
Rape Genji
Cum inside Genji
Force Genji to cum
Call Genji a useless slut
Leave Genji ass-up behind a yakuza karaoke bar

>>153370748
>50 meters away from enemy Reaper
>die

>>153370729
Not bad, comrade

>>153370729
I think it looks pretty good. It's acceptable for what it is.

>>153370818
Is Genji gay or....?

>>153370748
boo fucking hoo reaper

you can one shot most of the hero's in this game

>>153370120
>low-effort
If this was bait it sounds pretty high effort if you ask me.
Why would anyone go through all that trouble for a few (you)'s and a screencap?

>>153370283
Anubis I still have some fun with sometimes.

Volskaya and Hanamura though, fuck those maps. They're not fun for either side and it feels like Im playing one of them 90% of the time.

>>153370746
Can't play Overwatch because I'm studying but I'll happily talk lewd

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Post lewds of your waifu or she'll (Or he) will die in her sleep tonight.

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>>153370120
>>153369816
I looked up the pills on Google and they all came back as HIV/AIDS medicine. Reverse image also turns up nothing. Didn't bother posting it in that thread. See for yourself

>>153370974
But Reaper is already dead

>>153370748
are you talking about roadhog? reaper's range is like ten meters dude

patch when

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>>153370974
oh no

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>>153371027
The fuck did you say to me?

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>>153370974
I don't want him to die :(

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>>153370974
Sorry zenpai, I just got off my 3 day ban for posting more sfm.

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>>153370974
No, have a happy picture instead.

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>love to play reaper
>he's the one guy I can get 3-4 reliable nanoboost kills with
>I'm happy to make Ana proud and make sure to allchat "thanks grandma" after earning POTG

What do you do for your fellow players?

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>>153370985
HIV dude here. I can confirm these are HIV meds. Blue one is Truvada and Orange one is Isentress. Not sure what that white pill is but most HIV positive people take those two only.

I was born infected because my mother was a crack whore.

>>153371127
post more bkub

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>>153371108
That is a nice Hana Song. I am going to save it.

>>153370818
What the fuck is this image

>>153371074
Then why can't I fucking kill a Mei
it's always fucking Mei man
I am by no means a pro player or anything, but it's always that chink devil who manages to take 5 damage per shot

>>153371157
You shouldnt be doing that anon-kun.

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>>153370974

>>153369951
/aceg/ misses you :(

>>153371247
Fareeha Amari!

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>>153371274

>>153371265
I play Reaper and follow our team's Winston around and assist him while he gives them the hot monkey dick.

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>>153370786
Yes.

>>153370874
>>153370878
Shanks fellas.

Any other hero do you guys want me to make a pacha edit of? I've done Torb, roadhog, a shitty rein and just now a zarya.

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>>153371270
Fuck anon, I'm really sorry to hear. That's got to be the most shitty thing imaginable, to be born fucked up because your parents did stupid shit.

>losing to double Genji
>nobody can do anything
>only thing that can stop double Genji is double Genji
Fuck all of you, that sneaky fucking Jap deserves any nerf that Blizzard can come up with

>>153371270
How old are you?

What are some side effects of the medication?

>>153371270
I thought babies won't get infected if the mother is aids

>>153371319
An image of Genji getting what he deserves.

>>153371524
Or you know, double Winston and Zen.

>>153371265

Get gold in objective time every game.

anyone else like 50 levels higher in PTR?

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>>153370914
He's for Mercy!

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>>153370729
It's good anon. But I felt her face was a little off, maybe this is a bit better?

>>153371332
reaper won't two shot people from more than 5 meters but he still does a decent amount of damage

to deal with mei save your wraith form and let her get just close to freezing you while shooting her, reset the freeze with wraith and then chasing her down and finishing her off. or you could just use wraith to escape

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>>153371512
It's no biggie. Live a perfectly normal life besides the disease. My CD4 count is 1300 which is what most people have anyway. Virus in undetectable in my body as well.
>>153371527
I'm 27 bruh. I remember as I kid I had massive heat flashes but besides that hardly any side effects.
>>153371528
If the mother is taking medicine yes of course. My mother obviously didn't, she did crack twice a day and didn't even know she had the disease until I was born.

>>153370914
He's transendent now. He doesn't care about sex. Plus, you know, being mostly a robot and all that

>>153369274
Thats 962

So was this latency or do Junkrat's grenades disappear when he dies

No patch today I guess
Fuck off blizzard

>>153371748
Pretty nice. I actually like this. Thanks man. I knew the face was off somehow.

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>>153371694

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>>153370974
Sure thing, senpai

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>>153371941
forgot my webm

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>Be Ana
>A Bastion jumps on the Payload
>Start healing him and throwing grenades his way as he's doing pretty well
>Nanoboost him and watch him slaughter the enemy team when it's up
>He calls the other team a bunch of shitters and acts like a general ass after we win, then thanks me
Another game
>On defense in King's Row
>Last point
>Bastion is the only one contesting last point in overtime with payload at the point where the distance to point shows up
>Throw a grenade his way then nanoboost him
>He kills the entire enemy team
>Another round of calling the enemy team shitters despite no cards for us and it being apparent we only won because of a lucky ult

How do I wash the shame off for enabling these guys?

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>>153372047

>>153372110
At least you tired

>>153372110
kinda like with Pharah they do disappear

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>>153371851
That's why it's fun to rape him. Imagine it, the concept of sex is completely foreign to his mind, he never gets those feelings anymore, hell he's pretty much forgotten what a dick looks like. Having that forced on him would completely break his mind, shattering the new reality he's struggled so hard to build for himself. He'd be completely and utterly helpless.

Fareeha!

>>153372224
>>153372171
>>153371694
How old is Genji? If he wasn't a robot I mean. Hanzo is like 50 or something right

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>>153371748

>>153372110

>3 enemies taking the point
>3 people shitting around out front
>2 of the three are the healers

This game in a nutshell.

>>153372371
Early 40s I guess

>>153372371
Uh what

Hanzo is 38

>>153371805
> fat zarya

Humanity was a mistake

>>153372371
early 30's

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>people bitch about Genji hitboxes
>Rein hammering you from other side of objective is "balanced'

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>>153372371
Hanzo is 38. Says so on the official website. I have no idea why they gave him gray hair he's not that old.

>>153372519
Post more cute brothers

>>153372157
This is why I took a break from playing Ana. These shitheads don't deserve quality support. A shame because I'm obsessed with getting a POTG with every character and that already tough task with her isn't easier when I'm out of practice.

>>153372448
>>153372442
>>153372519
I'm only saying cause he has gray hair. What kind of cuck has gray hair in his 30s? Lol

>>153372519
Stress from thinking you murdered your own brother?

GUYS HELP
>Mach.T
>T.Racer

Why is hanzo so edgy and autistic about Genji?
>I still hate you lmao even thought I'm the shitter who legit killed you and got all sad and remorseful

>>153372596
sup [s4s]

>>153372596
haha me too

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>>153372647
Sporty

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>>153372596

>>153372596
This is about on par with the quality of waifu/shipping posts to be fair

>>153372596
Poor anon went insane because he couldn't stand all the hanaposting. This blood is on your hands, hanabananafags

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>>153372596
Are you ok there, friend?

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>>153372567

>>153372675
How the fuck did Hanzo "kill" Genji if Genji is 100 times stronger and mobile.

>>153370480
What about balance and bug fixes, blizzdrone?

>>153372675
Hanzor makes no fucking sense as a character. In some dialogues he is remorseful about killing his brother then in other dialogues he sounds like he hates him. What the fuck is it, does he like Genji or not.

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>>153371402

>>153372675
>almost kill Ganja
>Ganja saved thanks to OW
>OW and Ganja kill their entire triad family
To be honest I'm not even sure how Hanzo felt about the whole gangster business, but I'd have mixed feelings for sure.
Fuck Hanzo, though.

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Alright thanks for the anon for fixing the fucked face. I did some tweaking and I think it's good enough now.

>>153372601
I'm 26 and graying at the temples.

It's genetics you ho

>>153372596
bye, anon

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>>153372596
Hello /jp/.

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>>153372596

>>153372813
He hates the cyborg version of Genji

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>>153372502
He's a Big Guy. With a Big Hammer.

It would take a Genjigger to consider it imba.

>>153372863
Sounds like you got cucked by genetics lmao

I want to cuddle with Fareeha and Angela!

>>153372736
This

Sporty is THE best Tracer skin.

>>153372797
Shot him with an arrow. And besides, Genji wasn't Grey Fox back then.

>>153372784
Is there more of this?

>>153371694

Any het ship in the Overwatch fandom is like a rare pepe

>>153372848
give bigger tiddy

>>153372848
>that tiny ass forehead

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>>153372848
Pretty good, anon.

>>153372802
>explain blizzard's reasoning
>hurrr blizzdrone

How many times were you dropped on your head?

>>153372797
Random scatter arrrow headshot as usual.

>>153372813
1. Genji is now a filthy half-omnic

2. regardless of his culpability in Genji's murder, Genji is still and insufferable dihonorabru fuccboi who refused to honor his family and do his duty

3. Genji worked with the popo to shut down the family business and destroy his own legacy, the ultimate snitch

>>153372596
>when the waifuposting and lack of comp mode breaks a man
Top kek

>>153372790
I find this extremely adorable.

Why are they such cuties?

>>153372813
>I shouldn't have killed my brother
>Brother is still alive
>"wow fuck of loser"

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>>153372813
>characters must be one-dimensional

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Post em

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>>153372596
Are you having a stroke lad?

>>153372596
This is some prime shit right here.

>>153372596
I too, like Symmetra

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>>153373048
>scatter arrow
>headshot

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>>153372958
Here you go famalamalam

>>153373145
it's like being estranged from a close family member for years, and then being suddenly reminded of why you hate them when they show up out of the blue for that one big get-together that you were hoping they wouldn't show up at

>>153372813
He couldn't stand him, he still can't stand him (especially being all "half-omnic"), and he felt killing him was the correct and honorable decision.

But the man was still his brother. ;_;

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>>153372973
>>153373002
I think it looks fine. Ill see if I can edit any more of it but for now it's the final product. Hope it spreads.
>>153373031
Thanks anon.

So Genji is a good guy and Hanzo is a villain?

>>153372813
He's japanese.

>>153372838
What a qt pie!

>>153373157
>oh fug brodder ded xd
>oh fug i miss brodder :(
>oh fug brodder alive xd
>fug you brodder i hate you xd
le epic character development

>>153372224
The concept of sex isn't foreign to him - it's not like his memories and previous experience were wiped out. He simply doesn't care. I'm not even sure he has any holes, or a dick, so a blowjob or a handjob is the best you can hope for.

>>153373412
Hanzo dindu nuffin wrong

>>153373268
>scatter arrow
>4 hits, one in the head
yup

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>>153373412
Well Hanzo is a merc and an assassin, take it as you will

Genji is a monk ninja

torb

>>153373412
I think Hanzo is working on redeeming himself.

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>>153373136
I dunno. I found the full version of that comic though. If someone could put it all together into one comic that'd be great since I have to go to sleep.

http://randomqueens.tumblr.com/post/145026564247/oroorous-genji-has-cute-ear-things-dont-tell

>>153373456
>I'm not even sure he has any holes, or a dick,
>implying that Mercy would forget either of those things

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>>153373412
>hey look at this cyborg ninja who is a really nice, openminded guy
>now look at his drunk, bitter brother who never learned to let shit go
I wish Blizzard at least tried to develop some characters.

>>153373489
But the scattered arrows do the same damage no matter where they hit.

>>153373448
IF you had a family member you hated, and found out they died of cancer, I would like to hope you would be sad they were dead, but you wouldn't magically start liking them in retrospect.

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Post more Hanzo!

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>pick Reinhardt
>charge on point
>everyone shits their pants and lets my team cap it

I feel like I shouldn't have 67% winrate with this hero, but I do.

100% German street magic.

>>153373412
Genji is a disrespectful, unfaithful, thankless faggot. Hanzo did the right thing trying to kill him, fuck Mercy for meddling. and playing god

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>>153373456
That's the thing, you're forcing him to care and to acknowledge that he's still weak and vulnerable even in his new body.

And why wouldn't he have holes? Pretty sure his internal organs are still intact if part of his face is.

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>>153373664

>>153373625
What you don't understand is that property is a nerf enacted when Hanzo killed Genji.

>>153373063
>>153373157
>>153373362
If Hanzo thinks it was right to kill Genji why does he sound remorseful about doing it.

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>>153373683
>right-wing muh honor and muh legacy shitters

Ugh...

>>153373646
If you murdered someone and regretted it, even going to the point of honoring him with some gay memorial every year you'd instantly hate him on re-appearance just because it's him?

>>153372675
>>153372813
>>153372842

> all these plebs don't know how shounen genre works

"I respect you so much, so that's why we have to fight and only i can defeat you because i love you, man".

Only a real man would understand. Are you a real man, anon?

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>>153373448
>only one short released so far introducing the conflict
>essentially the first chapter
>wow what a shitty character makes no sense lmao xd

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>>153373489
I came here to raugh at you.

450 damage for pointing it at the floor though, W E W

>>153372601
The kind of man who killed his brother and went into a depression over it. People got white hair over less

>>153373814
>no honor, no legacy lefty that would sell his family out in a heart beat
People with no loyalty should be executed tbqh

>>153373798
He might be an insufferable shithead, but he's still family, and therefore it's still ultimate dishonor to kill him. You do not murder family. Ever. That is a bond that supposedly transcends "I hate this guy because he's an immature prick." Hanzo says as much in his animated short, it was the right thing to do for the clan but also maximum shame

This is more of a japanese/eastern concept than a western one. You also still see it in more tribal societies.

> be Rein
> no one attacks their Junk

Help

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>>153373881

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>>153372813
Their Father died, so because of that Hanzo was tasked to make Genji from a wayward into a proper man so He could help the Shimada clan, but Genji said no, thus bringing dishonor to the clan, so He killed him because 'honor' or some bullshit like that.
Now Genji is half omnigger.

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>>153373798
Because it's his fucking brother, mate. If you're a robot that doesnt understand that people are capable of feeling multiple, sometimes conflicting emotions
>>>r9k
Is that way

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Would you play with me /owg/?

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>>153372596

>>153369951
Because somebody has to push the goddamn payload and you faggots panting after my dick certainly aren't going to do it.

Healsluts are fucking useless wastes of team space

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>>153373980
But what exactly did Genji even do to "dishonour" the family? From what I read all he did was party too often and not want to take responsibility. With Hanzo being the heir and having all the responsibility on him anyway why the fuck would that even matter?

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>>153374061
Good luck I'm on Temple of Anubis behind 4 Streetpigs.

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>>153374072

Why do people have such an aversion towards switching heroes? It seems most people will rather whine their way to a loss than counter the enemy's comp, even if they're getting destroyed.

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>team still goes to the same entrance despite 1-3 entrances being available every map.
Never get rid of these retards who go the same route and somehow expect to push through it by magic when you can just flank behind them.

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>>153373798
He's his brother, nigga.

>>153373828
>even going to the point of honoring him with some gay memorial every year
Honoring the dead and regretting your decision have nothing to do with one another. It's part of Japanese culture to honor dead family members with shrines even in one's home. This is true of many cultures, and even English speaking countries tend to keep urns of the cremated in shrine-like enclosures.

So yeah, Hanzo's thinking is:
"Genji was a piece of shit, an nuisance, and a dishonorable ass, and he would have destroyed the family and our honor. He was, however, still my brother. I wish I didn't have to kill him, but I did." Genji lives. "Are you fucking kidding me? No, man, I killed you. And you haven't even changed a bit! In fact, now you are ACTIVELY trying to destroy our family! Fuck off!"

>>153374154
Sure. Not because I would enjoy playing with you, it's just that none of my buddies nor myself wants to be a healslut.

>>153368525
Well it just so happens that it turns out that global warming and species extinction is all the yetis fault.

Kinda let a whole anything goes attitude when the yeti was finally found being behind the mass emigration into europe.

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>>153374086
Why are they doing incest, anon?

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>>153374209
FUCK YOU STOP MINE BLASTING MY CHARGES AWAY

PUNY PUNK, COME CLOSER AND I'LL SHOW YOU JUSTICE

>>153374194
His partying and refusal to take responsibility was seen as a liability and an embarrassing public image of the clan. In addition, the family wanted him to take more responsibility in the clan's affairs after his father died -- his refusal to do so was the dishonor

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>>153373852
>implying this isn't the finished arc with all knowledge held at the moment
>implying that they "might" finish it is any excuse for this joke of a "conflict"

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>Hanzo wants to redeem himself
>Feels terrible for "killing" his brother
>His brother isn't actually dead, but had to be saved by basically being made part robot
>Hanzo spergs out at him and says "YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER"
>Hanzo is the one who made him like that

???

>>153371319
Hanzo is touching him right up his boipussi.

Literally.

>>153373798
Anon, you might have legit autism, consult the doctor please. Im not even trying to insult you - just legitimately worried about you

>>153374194
I don't think it's even written. It's a shallow conflict.

>>153374424
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y

>>153374194
It's implied in the short that they often argued and fought, likely brought on by genjis shitty teenage attitude, and their anger escalated to violence. Given that Hanzo is portrayed as a hard-nosed, extremely emotional man, it makes sense that he would do something extreme.
Think of how the mafia will kill a member that doesnt obey, Hanzo killed Genji to attempt to maintain order and respect in the clan.

>tfw learning genji
>only get triple kills when I ult
>it's going to be impossible to get the achievement after the nerf

Fuck.

>>153374194
When your family has a reputation of good manner, good business, and respectability, a shithead partygoing playboy asshole makes you all look pretty incompetent.

>>153374374
I had justice once and it tasted awful
No thank you.

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>>153368886
>>153370818
At least I got a reason to post this.

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>>153372567
Best family

Is genji even real?

Or just a coping mechanism devised by Hanzo?

>>153373976
>out of my own fears I will desperately manipulate others into helping me survive
>come up with all kinds of rhetoric that affects the story-structure mania of the human psyche
>drama, edgyness

Large over-grown children.

>>153374329
>and you haven't changed a bit
top kek what

>>153374321
Good luck with that, they can't even properly optimize loading of 12 (tops) unique models. More often than not, when backfilling, I run for good 10 seconds not seeing my viewmodel at all.

>>153374356
It's not incest, it's an innocent kiss between two brothers. You don't kiss your siblings to show your affection, Anon?

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>>153374461
>you will never gently rub Genji's boipussi and get his cyborg lube all over your fingers

kms

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>>153373664

>>153374294
Almost every metric of "being gud" in the game is based on how long you've been playing a specific hero in that game. Switching heroes means you're less likely to have Gold medals and less likely to have cards at the end of the match.

For players that like (or outright require) tangible evidence of having played well, switching heroes is detrimental to their ability to get that.

Even for people where this isn't true, there's a number of reasons to not immediately switch. Usually I won't switch unless my ultimate is less than 50% charged, because that could change the situation to one where we could win without switching, and I like not sacrificing meter like that.

>>153374086
>>153372813
>>153373063
This doesn't make any fucking sense

Hanzo DOESN'T WANT TO BE A CRIMELORD. He doesn't like doing it anymore.

Genji shut down his family's crimelord business, something Hanzo should appreciate, and is still mad at him even after "killing" him. He is literally seeking redemption for being a crimelord, and the first response to seeing his brother is "Fuck you man"

If Genji "dishonored" his family by not wanting to join in on the crimelord shit, how has Hanzo not "dishonored" his family by also stopping? If Hanzo thought Genji was worth killing because of this "dishonor" then why hasn't Hanzo killed himself? Is that why he is redeeming himself? If that is the case, why isn't he giving Genji a chance to redeem himself?

I think the answer is Overwatch's story doesn't make any sense, and makes even less sense if you take the game into account

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>>153374864
>publicly making fun out of religion
Kaplan, you're going DOWN!

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>>153374374
>Two tons of speeding german engineering gets stopped dead by a jury-rigged kangaroo trap
>Some tincan weeb goes straight through it