/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>/gtag/ actually 404'd

That's it, either Rockstar pulls through for September or this general truly is irredeemably fucked.

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>>153301769
first for hiests

>already at page 4
let it die PCuks, ur cancerous circlejerk is done for, fuck off, get a job and a life

>>153302014
>still shitposting
Take your own advice.

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where oh where is my /gtag/

Why cant we buy the Lazer but we can buy a Hydra?

>>153302596
Because a retard came into the office one day and realized there isn't enough of an incentive to dump 2 mil on something.
Instead of having it be a challenge to get a military jet.
Also because ur a faget

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Bring them back, Rockstar.

>>153302006
thanks for keeping it bumped. You are doing God's work keeping the thread alive.

>>153303314
Kill yourself, fagtron

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Buy a 2nd Sultan! I just bought an ETR1, Cheetah, RE7B and an Osiris, but I can't stop driving this Sultan everywhere!

>>153303987
why no anime?

>>153304084
Everyone has anime car. Wanted to stand out and have a creative design that was still riced out.

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>never ever

>>153305442
okay

>>153303303
What challenge, you literally just make cops look the other way and then drive in and take one with no risk

Hippo servers are bugging out like they always do before an update, looks like we're getting a DLC this week. I don't care what it is but I need a 6th garage already!!!

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>>153305749
here's another Never Ever just for you

>>153306545
okay

>>153304940
Is a futo an anime car?

>>153306591
No, a Sultan RS with the Princess Robot Bubblegum livery is an anime car. It looks awesome, but to many people have it if you ask me.

>>153306529
>There are people who actually own 50 cars
Why? You probably only drive like half of them at most.

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>>153306578
never ever

>>153307357
okay

>>153307272
I own 46, because the Pac Stand garage only has 6 slots. Get on my level. But I got 2 Sultan RSs!

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>>153307471
never
ever

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never ever?

>>153307496
>Pac Standard garage
>2 Sult RSs
>doesn't know how storage works
>get on my level
No thanks, I don't want to stoop that low.

>>153307783
Doesn't know how storage works?

>>153307916
Yes

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>>153307496
>he doesn't know how to go FURTHER BEYOND

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>>153307916
>thinks owning more than 5 cars is stupid
>doesn't understand how garages in game work
>answers in one word sentences instead of validating argument.

Yeah

>>153308614
So you just downgrade from 10 car to the 6 car and your cars are moved to storage right? Any downside to this?

>>153308818
Correct.

Only downsides are the price tag, and the fact that you can only use the stored vehicles in freeroam by manually calling them. You can't select them for races or heists.

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>>153306529
IT'S nearly TIME

>>153309585
Thanks. I'll check that out. I still think we need a 6th garage though. I probably do only drive half my cars on a regular basis, if that. But they all hold a special place in my heart. I try to have a variety of different types of vehicles. But I just love going on my own little garage tours and looking at my spoils.

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>>153309913
I'm so PUMPED!

The guy who voices Trevor sounds a bit too much like the guy who voiced CJ. Just going off memory anyway.

>>153310529
That's some really poor memory.

>>153310529
Do you mean Franklin? Franklin and CJ do sound alike. I think they're actually cousins IRL and Franklin also voiced random gangbangers in San Andreas.

>>153310837
>>153310857
Ah. Meant Franklin.

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>>153310098
I know the feeling, friend.
It's important to appreciate your vehicles.

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Post best GTA house parties.

>>153312891
At the office, playing games.

>>153313947
>no trannies in sight
heaven

>>153314247
I was once on a bus party that was full of trannies... The horror.

>nessi leaving again
time to swoop in on his vulnerable girlfriends and take one for myself

>>153315316
Nah, I'm not into dudes pretending to be girls. You can have them if you're into that sort of thing though.

>nessi returns
>cowposter leaves
>thread dies

really makes you think

>>153315475
>cowposter leaves
He didn't leave, he just stopped posting when he realized that some people found out who he was and one of the people he mentioned showed him some signs of attention
He's trying to be the new higgus and behind stuff like gtag gf and discord shit as well
I'm probably responding to him right now

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>Snapmatic site is full of qt girls
I am convinced /gtag/ can't do anything right and refuses to accept their shortcomings. If some drunk Russian can make a qt I am sure someone in /gtag/ can.

>>153316906
So when are you going to post them?

>>153316997
When you come out of the closet.

>>153316906
>every gtag hannah that looks exactly like that gets shitposted
>if it's a random hannah, she's suddenly pu-retty
Kill yourself

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What i want is a VTOL 4-6 man jet that looks like the blackbird from xmen or is at least very sleek and stylish.

>>153317062
So never because I'm not a homosexual like yourself.

>>153317202
Not my fault /gtag/ can't make an acceptable face and randoms can.

>>153317463
Every /gtag/ Hannah daughter looks exactly like that, though

>>153317536
No they don't. /gtag/ Hannah usually have busted jaws, nose or cheeks and sometimes all three. Not to mention they mix it with awful tattoos and tacky clothes that don't match.

/gtag/ also has the same problem with cars.

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>>153301769
Are you the kind of crew that bully and treats all the black pedestrians ingame differently?

>>153317952
>>>/pol/

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>his associate jumped down as well and hit the hydra, giving me the kill
>don't have a video of his associate hitting it, just the killfeed message
FUCK

>>153318063
I don't want to go there. The last time I visited /pol/, they posted lots of black penises.

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Keep /gtag/ alive!

>tfw the wreck of a Uranus is in GTAV but not the actual car

>>153317952
yeah hol' up nigga change your character
we've met our quota for female (male) characters

>>153321875
If you shot the back with a mini will it go through if you get it at the right spot?

>>153322132
Yes

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Post 'em.

not limited to characters, anything that you've purchased/made recently is fine too

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>>153324263
Can I get a refund?

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>>153325190
Yachts are still fun

>>153325713
I have a hydra is the bestra worth it at or?

Same thing for the besra.

>>153325847
Neither the Vestra or Besra are worth it
Maybe the Besra if it wouldn't share an icon with the Hydra and Lazer

>>153326306
How about the tank?

>>153326379
Good for Criminal Damage, makes you a target for anyone not friendly on the server

>>153326485
I already have a buzzard and hydra tho. Like I like the idea of having a tank but 1.5 is a bit pricey considering what i have already.

Maybe it will go on sale soon

>>153326306
ignore this guy, Vestra is good if you like flying for fun

slightly slower than a Lazer and handles like a dream

why so dead

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>Banned permanently for using mods
>Don't even have mods installed

This ever happen to any of you guys?

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>>153324263
Tubular

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>>153324263
>anything that you've purchased/made recently is fine too

>see theres a bunch of MC gang stuff in online
>seems kinda cool
>thinking about buying the game again
>come here
>all ded

what happened, i thought this game was popular as fuck

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>>153329315
in-game, anon

>>153325847
Vestra is good if you need a fast 2 seater plane. It was my go to before the hydra

Does the submarine spawn in gta online?

>>153330786
No. Its purchaseable, but only for returning players

>>153330786
Down at the merryweather dock inside the warehouse

>>153330973
That's only if you want the Kraken sub. The regular one is >>153330987

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>in process of taking screenshots for this picture
>get to 3rd garage
>guy in somehow in my garage and kills me

Alright then


Any suggestions would be nice also.

>>153331148
>armored meme
neo-gtag everyone

>>153331219
That's the heist garage m8

>>153330786
Yes

>>153331287
lmao how about you git gud you faggot

>tfw the fucking asterope is rwd
why is every car in gta rwd even when they shouldn't be

>>153331287
desu i don't get why people use the kuruma method, you're at most saving 3-4 minutes and not gaining anything from it since the bikes can be just as safe if not safer since you can stay offroad all the way up to the jump point and then there won't be cop cars trying to kill you while you get in the boat

>>153331358
I am gud its the other 3 people who I don't trust

>>153330987
I check here but it never spawns.

>>153331287
And?

>>153331559
sure its other three people despite you being the constant variable in heists
tell me your name so i can never heist with you

>>153331513
>i don't get why people use the kuruma method, you're at most saving 3-4 minutes and not gaining anything from it
The allure of heists for fun is long gone. We heist for money these days.

Also, no one is impressed by your ability to get shot and lose money on Pac-Stan.

>>153331792
My point is that at least in my experience the kuruma method is less safe than biking if you know how to actually bike

>>153331661
>being so trusting of 3 strangers one of which is carrying 1.25 million dollars

Yeah no

>>153331513
>and then there won't be cop cars trying to kill you while you get in the boat
If the driver knows what they're doing, they'll follow the route to the cliff and gently creep the Kuruma off the edge, losing the cops and allowing for a leisurely drive down the mountain to the boat.

>>153331847
>My point is that at least in my experience the kuruma method is less safe than biking if you know how to actually bike
How?

The Kuruma method is a five minute drive with a two star wanted level. Also, if you go the path that Lester gives you, you can just drive down the side of the mountain.

>>153331976
>>153331940
That must be it, I've dealt with fucking idiots who decide to drive the most direct way to the boat.

>>153331587
Don't know what to tell you, m8. It always spawns for me there. You sure you're looking in the right place? Otherwise you can try checking in the water by Humane Labs or over at the Sonar Collections Dock. It spawns there sometimes too. It even spawns at the Marina every once in a while.

https://youtu.be/cv85uatH1ZE?t=49
skip to 50 seconds in to see the merryweather spawn location

>share my garage
>people only talk about my kuruma

Don't even bring up the van or the insurgent which have semi bullet proof windshields

>>153332472
Of course you're getting memed on what did you expect when asking for suggestions in this place?

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>>153332472
But insurgents are fun to deal with, kurumas are an annoyance.

>>153332662
>pcucks cant blow up a little car
>pcucks cant use SUPERIORMOUSE AIMING to shoot inbetween the armored spots on windows
wow how fucking shit do you have to be?

>>153332472
Show them the gas chamber

>>153332662
>webm not on some shitty roof top
the fuck

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>>153333212
It's more likely than you think.

>>153333379
i don't hate your webms but could you think of something at least mildly entertaining for us to watch and/or discuss? try getting good at races for once or something

>>153333379
tranny deserved it

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>>153333489
If I wanted to race I'd play another game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0mPd_e83Gg

why are nu-males so triggered by motorcycles? really makes you think

>>153333583
that's a cop-out response and you know it

if you wanted to do some real over-the-top third person combat you could also play saints row but you don't do that because GTAV has a consistency of style options etc.

just broaden your horizons a bit, that's all

>>153333773
GTA also has an online world that supports more than two players.

If there were a Saints Row Online that allowed for large lobbies I'd be all over it.

>>153333583
the fuck is up with that wheelbase

>>153334034
kinda like how snap is all over your gfs?

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I'm going to bed right now because I'm tired. But someone remind me to buy a Sultan from Benny tomorrow since it's on sale and the last day. Thanks.

>>153334034
Saints Row was just an example. could also be playing APB or MGO3 or ARMA3 with a TP mod, the list goes on etc.

point is there's clearly a lot of content that you sorta' just neglect in your webms and it's a waste

do something different and you'll probably enjoy the game more, shit

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>>153334243
>MGO3
You don't fucking play MGO3.
You should NEVER play MGO3.

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>>153334243
That wasn't me, anon.

>playing pacstan with randoms
>make it to the bikes, no biggie
>they want to do the kuruma plan, again no biggie
>guy keeps taking too long to get into the apartment
>a guy leaves
i fucking hate this game

>>153334364
alright not the best example anymore i admit, the other stuff still applies though

>>153334382
just switch it up if you can, you don't have to but it'd be a change of pace for people clicking through your webms

>>153333591
didn't know exercise balls can blow up haha

>>153334243
>be playing APB

The only slight redeeming factor of APB is that it has a very skill-based gun system. As someone who is escaping from APB with GTAO with 4k+ hours in it, stay away from it. It's not worth it.

>>153335147
>very skill-based gun system.
I really hope you're joking.
Unless they did a complete fucking rework in the last couple years. It's fucking horrible.

>>153335147
>all those temporary weapons
>no head-shots
>sitting duck
>80% of the community are enforcers
>80% of the time said enforcers will just ram you with their car or ram into your car then blow up that car with some AR fire

not saying you won't have a reason to go back somewhere down the line (if they ever do the overhaul) but it isn't perfect

Blater should play Overwatch with his fucking friends

>>153335219

I didn't say it was good. I said it was skill-based. Meaning, if you're not good at tracking and flick aiming, depending on your preferred weapon type, you're never going to even become decent. That's pretty much the primary reason why APB keeps attracting these ex-quake pros and cs pros. A lot of guns act like guns in those games. It's still pretty bad though.

>>153335412

I prefer no headshots. Mostly because half the populace are closet cheaters. If there was headshots, the game would be dead already.

Also, statistically speaking, there's far more criminals than enforcers.

>>153335427
I bought it and played 2 minutes. The shields being strengthened by enemy fire is more bullshit than 10 kurumas. $40 wasted.

>>153335427
The open beta showed me how unsatisfying the guns were.
I'll never think about buying it.
If a weapon doesn't sound satisfying, what's the point in using it.

>>153335427
But I don't want him to leave me all alone for Overwatch ;-;
I'm glad he doesn't like it

>>153336319
Maybe you should go be a social butterfly and make other friends

>>153335746

>shield goes up
>stop shooting
>her damage is very garbage when not upped by additional charge
>kill her

wow i guess only pro players can do such advanced strategies as not go on auto-pilot because they have a red outline

>>153336419
>make other friends
pffffffffft

>>153336757
It's a shitter game mechanic.

why does /gtag/ have so many furries?

>>153336934

It's to make your target acquisition more difficult. God forbid that you actually have to look at who you're shooting for.

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>it's a "subhuman russian gets so mad that I stopped his griefing that he starts spawning multiple copies of me to try and crash my game" episode
getting tired of these to be honest my family shaking my head

>>153337158
4chan as a whole has a ton of furfags. They're everywhere.

I am one of them. I am so sorry.

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>mfw winning a stunt race as a panto rather than the actual racing car

>>153337356
panto and brioso aren't too far apart tbqhwy

>>153335928
The guns are generally pretty unsatisfying.
Which is why I play Reinhardt.
>dat charge

>>153337463

not to mention, my Panto is so mix-maxed for a Panto that i was 9 seconds in front of the guy before me. but nobody in the 'youth' department upgrades anything but sports cars and supers.
same thing with motorcycle races, they just go for the Bati because the top speed, disregarding the fact that an Akuma can easily win with it's wheelie acceleration.

>>153337580

I love Reaper's shotgun sounds. Because you know that if you jump down behind people and they start hearing the Reaper sounds - they drop a fucking brick.

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>people who start stunt races with 4 to 6 people rather than get more people in

>>153337875
compacts class has one of the most complicated racing meta in the game, right up there with sedans and sports cars. only more so now with the cunning stunts update

good on you for winning with that panto though, the brioso is fast but oversteers like crazy and can be tricky to land during stunt races

if there were more straights on these stunt races you could definitely count on a rhapsody appearing

R* can restore deleted characters, right?

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>>153333379
That tard strength

>>153338371
there's nothing wrong with this unless you want that host to stay as the host between games

matchmaking eventually throws you into a bigger lobby these days

>>153338754

I only do stunt races for money, and the less people, the less money. It feels like a waste of time.

Though less cluster-fucky so it becomes an actual test of skill rather than who got out of the moshpit in the beginning.

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Selfies as SC avatar don't work. Why? I get the "It may take several minutes for the change to appear" meme but nothing fucking changes even hours later.

Goddamnit R*

>>153338975
Are you underage?
Did you link an underage console account?
Is there someone who shares the same name as you?

What is the best car for stunt races?

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>>153339105
>no
>console
pic
>no

>>153339583
B A N S H E E
9
0
0
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>>153339583

Depends on the race. Which category of cars are you talking about?

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Watch out for this absolute madman, he's super crazy and weird lmao

Anyone wearing a mask should be shot on sight.

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Hello /GTAG/

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>decide that i finally have enough money to maybe upgrade the elegy at 250k
>the elegy upgrades are vastly more expensive than any other car i've seen
>mfw

Fuck off, it's a free car. It shouldn't be that expensive. Hell, it shouldn't be as good as it is either.

>>153340205
Super. I just pick the Tyrus but I wanna buy a car and mod it to its maximum so I can finally win a fucking race.

STOP RAMMING EVERYONE YOU FUCKING SEE YOU DICKHEADS.

>>153303314
bring back Destruction Derby mode like in Hymen Stadium back then

>>153341343

Never pick the Tyrus. Always pick the RE-7B if you're doing stock cars. If you can handle it, the X80 is by far the best super car, but problem is that most people can't handle it's utter lack of traction. One of those cars that are simply too fast for their own good. Otherwise, could upgrade a RE-7B and just have a super reliable car that can compete with the best even in it's stock state.

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>>153340578
>hey

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Anyone else ever look at a bottle of bleach and think 'Boy that sure does look refreshing!'?

>>i53333333

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Vehicular combat update when?

>>153343485
bleach gives me stomach aches. Oh yes, it's supposed to kill me but since I'm jewish, I can live through anything.

>>153338459
Fuck the Brioso for stunts, I still use the Blista for them and the Brioso for normal races like anyone play normal races with compatcs, but whatever

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>>153344925
>it's supposed to kill me but since I'm jewish, I can live through anything.
:^)

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>get to play gta online after a month
>finish a heist setup
>everyone on the server is fucking gone except me
Why this keeps happening? It is a server issue?

>>153346382
Either you or the lobby's host has shit connection, you joined the heist from an invite lobby or the lobby you were thrown in was full.

>>153344790
>Return of the bloodring banger and releasing an armed jb-700
If only

>>153345865
>posting empty rooms with fictional purposes

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>>153346616
Really, GTA is the perfect framework for resurrecting the genre. Lots of people still play it, it's known for casual game modes and it's already filled with content. All they have to do is come up with more items besides turbo and missiles and retool the stunt race creator.

>Starting fresh from level 1
>Aim is whack and I am made of paper
This was a mistake

>>153348051
Either get forced into cover or rush Fleeca.

What is the worst song in the OST and why is it Music Sounds Better With You?

>>153349318
That's not what Original Soundtrack means. And Flylo is pure garbage.

How can you guys stand the long ass load times of Online?

>>153349474
*tips fedora*

>>153349727
Stockholm syndrome. Addiction. Masochism.

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Last known footage of qt when he got banned.
Was it justified?
https://youtu.be/k8RbZpsdQus

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>>153349318
UNO DOS TRES QUATTRO
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Really though like 80% of the games music is annoying but this one specifically seems like Rockstar knew fully well how fucking terrible it was and ironically added it to the game. The guy responsible for choosing the music didn't realize people would be playing the game 3 years later and has committed a great sin with which he'll repent for in hell.

who are the cutest /gtag/ couple

>>153351160
>Not even a minute in and he's acting like a random shitter
>Probably tried to justify it by going on about "B-b-but I'm using a revolver while wearing a cowboy hat so it's ok!"

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A-anyone wanna h-heist?

>>153352153
kaz + yagu

>>153352153
heavy sniper x you're head

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>>153352153

>>153349927
Are you legit retarded?

>>153352321
Post SC bae

>>153352539
He listens to flylo so most likely he is.

>>153352539
higgus

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What the fuck are freeroam events? It keeps saying that I'm in one, but I don't get any more info than that. There's no bars or anything telling me anything about this supposed event.

>>153353108
Is it possible to be this blind?

>>153353164

What do you mean blind? It says I'm in a Freemode Event, and then nothing else shows up. No objective, no timers in the bottom right. Nothing.

How the fuck is that me being blind?

>>153353214
Post a screenshot so I can point out how exactly you're either blind or dumb.

>>153352321
Still hosting? Who is this?

>>153353214
Are you in passive
Are you in your apartment or garage
Are you in your office or warehouse
Do you have or had a VIP work running
Have you hidden freemode event blips in your hide options menu
Have you recently had the "everyone left" meme

If you can answer with yes to any of these, you're dumb. Otherwise you should restart game/join new ses.

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>>153324263
Late for party but nobody cares

>>153354071

No to all of these. When I'm in passive mode, it outright tells me I can't participate in passive mode. Which is fine. But when it says I'm in a freemode event and I don't see anything beyond that is the problem.

>>153353742

I'll screenshot next time it happens.

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Anyone having issues connecting to Online? Can't seem to get in for whatever reason.

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>>153354623

Plastic Surgery update with new hairstyles & remade female models that don't look like trannies when?

>>153355502
>& remade female models that don't look like trannies
Never

>>153356154
You're right, it's probably too much work getting all the clothing options to fit on a smaller/thinner body since everything's made with 10 foot wide shoulders in mind. Maybe GTA6 will fix this.

>>153356414
I hope it is. I hope ******** takes feedback and tries to improve the next games. Too bad they probably won't.

>>153356506
>GTA VI has hundreds of unique interiors
>They're all locked to a single mission each and you can never enter them again

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>>153324263

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>>153324263
I'm the sexiest.

anyone got the link to that program for disconnecting for pac stan glitch?

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>never ever

Anyone on the Xboner want to do a PacStan?

>>153354148
What the fuck is wrong with your hands

Anyone on the Xbone want to run PAcStan? 20% cut

>>153357701
>Xbone

get out

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>>153324263

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>>153357772


>getting banned for receiving hacked money
>needing a cheat engine to combat other script kiddies
>tuned race payouts
>every room has at least 3 different russian 12 year olds hacking
>box speak
>Rockstar doesnt' give a fuck about PCs
>not realizing half of playing the game is the accumulation of money
>you literally cannot have fun in this game anymore because you hacked everything that you were suppose to play to get
>no one values yachts
>no one values super cars
>it's nothing special to own a Hydra
>you will never experience the joy of playing heists with your friends so you can save up enough money to buy that new super car
>you will never experience the joy of actually wanting to sell off a shipment of cargo because you need money
>you are incapable of having fun by yourself when you play this game, that's why you hang out in this general so you can wait to actually play the game when everyone else is ready


>PC players face when

>>153332472
>insurgent which have semi bullet proof windshields
Top no

>>153358017
>tuned race payouts
>not realizing half of playing the game is the accumulation of money
>you literally cannot have fun in this game anymore because you hacked everything that you were suppose to play to get
t. underage lusting for wage-slaving

You might want to reflect why play this game, there are better menial labor simulators out there.

>>153358531

>t. PCheater trying to justify why he chooses to play on an open architecture

have fun playing this game a few months from now, oh wait, you'll have quit playing by then because of "lack of content"

>>153352153
Kazara

>>153358017

I have played this game for 3200 hours and I have literally never seen a hacker or anything applying to what you're writing.

Stop projecting your insecurities on others because you can't afford a gaming rig - which is not only a good investment, but not even that expensive.

>>153358531
not that guy, but you have to imagine that you're hurting the longevity of your game when you remove the one true incentive for doing/not doing anything the game pushes on you

>>153358903
On the contrary, I would have dropped this game long ago if I had to grind. But by all means, keep chasing that carrot on the stick, you'll look back fondly to this romanticized vision of a job when you actually get one.

>>153358969
If you're playing a game to grind, you're not playing the game at all.

>>153359094

>being this salty you PCheaters got called out

cockroaches don't like the light, I guess

>>153358969
>when you remove the one true incentive for doing/not doing anything the game pushes on you
What about the incentive of, y'know, having fun? I do races in this game, all of the other content in it is stale but races are fun.

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what's a good color for peyote

>>153359304
gtag green

>>153359207
If that's what you consider mocking you, call me a salt mine. Enjoy those remaining teenage years, you'll miss it.

>>153359231
It's not fun if you don't play the exact same content a few hundred times, despite you having paid for the entire game.

>>153359094
>>153359231

unless you've designed a robot to play the game for you, not every scenario is going to play out the same way. that's why you have stories about heists gone awry, contact missions going off the rail, etc.

fun is definitely a factor in whether i do something or not, but if it's basically guaranteed to me that i'll get a large amount of currency just by doing this one ostensibly boring thing a few times over, i'm probably not going to be thinking about the boredom so much as i am the reward

seems like you guys are coming off as a bit entitled, but maybe that's just me

>>153359561
Here's the thing, I've never gotten hackerbucks in GTA. I wish I had, because the game would be significantly better experience-wise if I had. The part of the game I enjoy, racing, requires a great amount of monetary investment and doing PacStan over and over and over does not feel rewarding. I know how to play it, I know how it works, it's just boring. If something goes wrong, it's not exciting because I'm thinking about all the time I've wasted rather than the funky events that came out of people being retarded.
You know what would actually make me excited about grinding? A dynamic system that involved people interacting in free roam in order to make money. CEOs almost were that, but rather than promoting people working together it's just a novelty that almost nobody uses since it makes pretty much no money for the people helping the CEO and there's tons of freeroam shitters trying to fuck things up. Let me produce drugs and sell them and get people involved in convoys in order to protect my shipments in exchange for a reasonable cut, fuck. Do something exciting with this game, not this fucking bullshit.

>entitled
oh fuck i just wrote a whole textwall and only now realized you were shitposting whoops

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>>153359561
Heists and missions are too restrictive to have variety. Same with every other game mode except racing. When it comes down to it, freeroam deathmatch and racing are the deepest this game ever gets gameplay wise.

And you're absolutely right, I do feel entitled to content in the game I bought. If this was F2P I could let it slide (or rather would never start playing to begin with, fuck these freemium schemes), but not in a $60 game. Or, you know, if ******** gave you deep, varied means to make money with decent payouts and maybe even enemies that weren't bulletsponges, didn't instantly lock their guns to your head and spawn right on top of you.

You guys just need friends. This game doesn't get boring if you have a fun group of friends to tag along with. When ever shit gets boring doing the normal grind of killing shitters in freeroam, taking turns running PacStand, and racing, someone will just start up a crazy game we don't normally play. Last night we did Sumo, then parachuting, then that game where you ride bicycles while being chased by semi trucks. Had a blast and was dying laughing. The other night we did slasher, went rock climbing in sand kings, and did death matches. There's plenty to do in this game. Tonight I want to go downhill mountain biking, then maybe play some salvage w cargoboobs and subs.

We also all riced out our Sultans and did a bunch of point to point races in free roam. For Paul.

>>153359304
There's an unobtainable red color on a gang Peyote that looks really good. I'd try to get it to spawn, maybe look up some videos.

>>153360717
Worn Dark Red? Apparently that's a meme on consoles. You can just get the hex of that color and use it as a crew color.

>>153360509
But, see, I'd much rather just spend time with my friends doing a thing we actually enjoy on a deep level.

>>153360825
Well, yeah, I guess you could do that. What's the hex of it?

>>153360164
>And you're absolutely right, I do feel entitled to content in the game I bought. If this was F2P I could let it slide (or rather would never start playing to begin with, fuck these freemium schemes), but not in a $60 game.

gee, how do you think people handled WoW, or literally any other game that charged you on entrance?

>>153360878
>says he doesn't enjoy playing GTA
>spends his free time posting on /gtag/

>>153361056
A lot of people enjoy talking about some things more than they'd ever enjoy doing those things, so I wouldn't blame him.

>>153361056
I already said the part of GTA I enjoy deeply, and I spend most of my time doing that with cool people. The rest is just a grind to get more of that.

>>153360991
Those games are understandable, given that they're keeping up a massive server in order to allow for people to concurrently play with eachother on a gigantic scale. GTA is a pretty tiny game in terms of the amount of upkeep costs it requires from R*, but they figured out that they can milk with shark cards and make probably about double what they would've if they just worked off sales.

>>153360963
The hexes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aWak4r4-1v9zNl19L_FBZmJUmGDp8wHD3ZT7VzrwTeg/
A crew with it: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/worn_dark_red
A list of NPC vehicles:
http://gtaforums.com/topic/766408-npc-modified-rare-vehicle-bicycle-mega-thread/

>>153360991
Like absolute retards submitting themselves to grinding on a game they paid for. "Progression" is the worst trend in videogames of all time.

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>>153360963
>>153361323
Also, you can get a vehicle with worn paint, apply a crew color and it'll retain the worn color texture, but that only works on PC. Same with all the other paint textures. Worn is like matte but with more light reflection.

>there's hundreds of cars in GTA V
>but not a single basic honda civic driving around
man this game is crazy when you think about it

>>153361323
>"Progression" is the worst trend in videogames of all time.

really? there aren't any worse trends you could think of, like forced player conflict/interaction? to me, progression just seemed like a reasonable way of keeping the player occupied until more content is added

>>153361475
How do you get worn paint? Is it like the rusty paint on the Ratloader?

>>153361624
Progression is a psychological trick to make people feel more invested in content when you know by itself your content is rather weak. If you've designed a game well, you can give everything up front and people will still play it for years because you've created interesting interplay that people appreciate on a deep level.
If GTA weren't a massive franchise that was going to have an audience for a game like this no matter how bad, GTAO would've been dead in 6 months.

>>153361796
alright, maybe you've got something, but i literally cannot think of a good game that i've played within the last decade without some sense of progression

>>153361684
Either cheat or find one of the few storable vehicles that spawn with it.

>>153361624
Pretty much what >>153361796 said. It stretches short content and lets people get through by sheer repetition rather than mastery of the game's mechanics.

>>153362306
Well there's always going to be some sense of progression - in good games, that progression is based on you getting better rather than your character getting stronger or you being given more options than when you last played the game. For example, while I absolutely love GTA's driving physics and think the course builder system has given it life that other racing games would only dream of other racing sims have it so the only progression is you learning to actually go fast. You can't drive a formula 3 car not because you're locked out from it, but because you genuinely don't have the skills as a player necessary to handle that kind of speed until you've practiced for many hours. That's how you do progression.

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>>153361684
>>153362340
Should have probably posted matte for reference.

>>153361475
>>153362642
>xbone
Memes aside, how did you get Worn? I know the red is the crew color, but Worn is not a paint option without hax.

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>>153359304
bright red
white
light blue

>>153362585
>You can't drive a formula 3 car not because you're locked out from it, but because you genuinely don't have the skills as a player necessary to handle that kind of speed until you've practiced for many hours. That's how you do progression.

I don't like this example. What's there for the veterans who have played previous games in the series and just get it?

>>153362770
Not my screenshots. I might be wrong here, but I remember something about getting different paint textures at random with stock vehicles on races.

But other than that, people transfer from deadgen with hidden colors (and pearlescents) and sometimes from single player to online glitches. I have never seen any PC menu that let you use these hidden colors, only default LSC colors and RGB.

>>153363052
They get new features to master in a new version of a game, or perhaps new content like tracks or variants of cars that require learning and mastering? Even if it turned out that someone instantly understood the content due to playing similar content in a previous game, how does that make actively locking it off better? Do you think they'll be magically excited about getting up to playing the exact same thing they could do in the last game when otherwise they'd not give a shit?

Where is the option to turn off spectating?

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>>153363407
this is gonna be good

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still can't have a selfie as my SC avatar

it still tells me "wait a few minutes and it'll update senpai :)" but it doesn't

Should I just end myself at this point? There are infinite number of threads discussing this exact problem on forums, yet no solution.

>tfw all the cars from GTA IV will never get ported over to V
>the much better corvette will never be in
>the standard turismo will never be in
>the more subtle comet will never be in

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>>153363718

>>153363718
wait a few minutes and it'll update

>>153363407
In Options under the Online tab of the pause menu. Allow Spectators: On/Off

>>153363859
IT DOESN'T, THAT'S THE ISSUE HERE

>>153363718
Did you upload it from your pause menu gallery? If you did, contact Rockstar Support™ goyim.

>>153363323
> Do you think they'll be magically excited about getting up to playing the exact same thing they could do in the last game when otherwise they'd not give a shit?

fanbase grows, core audience is forgotten, etc.

>>153364336
Yes...
Honestly can't wait for them to tell me to upload a video of me doing it to change it for me...

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>never
>ever

Honestly, a vintage cars update would be great. Would give them a chance to balance one of the classes they ruined by adding in a 911, a 240z, maybe a DB6? Also having a 40s open-wheel racecar in the class would be amazing - make it the fastest but also make it the single hardest to control car in the game.

>>153364118
wait a few minutes and it'll update

Will it ever be possible to get hackerbucks again? I'm tired of this grinding hell.

>>153365769
Can you provide a number? I've waited 20 hours now

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>tfw no elegy classic

>>153365870
10010 minutes

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who /grandtheftdressup/

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>tfw no alfa romeo 155 v6 ti

>>153361587
there's the blista and the blista compact

Why did they remove armored trucks? How am I supposed to the award or tattoo if this shit has been disabled

>>153366119
good, muscle class is full

>>153332950
>>153302014
http://www.strawpoll.me/11116531

>>153368116
>muscle

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>>153366695
Dress-up is for nerds.

>>153368609
>he thinks pre-renualt nissan can turn

>>153368827
now that's nessi's back i would like to see a lot less of you okay

>>153368936
You kidding? People always forget that the R32 and earlier were light fucking machines, it's the R34 that really changed from being a light AWD sports car to being a high-power high-weight death machine.

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>>153368827
>Le special snowflake glitches

>>153369105
Do you even physics?

>>153368827
>glitching a helmet through the PRB mask

why?

>>153369404
I'm sorry, what are you trying to suggest here friend?

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>>153368827
That missing texture though

>>153369749
light≠handling

Especially with AWD

do you know what grip is?

>>153369970
the amount of grip gained from more weight over the wheels is more than offset by the amount of grip lost from struggling to hold on when that weight needs to change direction, friend.

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>>153369592
It reminds me of Raiden's mechanical jaw and makes me giggle.

>>153369025
>nessi's back
not any longer

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>>153369959
something about that character...

>>153373295
t. snapfaggot

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>>153368827
maybe
but at least I am enjoying my time as a nerd

>>153368827
shit
boring
shit
shit
meme
meme
tennis level of boring
shit
shit
meh
shit

>>153369959
meme
ok
shit
meh
ok
meme
ok
decent
meme

>>153373481
never asked for this
ok
meme
meh
meh
meme
meh
meh
shit
meme

>>153373901
Then show what a good non-meme outfit collection looks like.

>>153370082
So you don't know anything about physics, as the relationship between grip and weight isn't linear. The "offset" isn't what you think it is.

>>153373901
t. /fa/

2013 - Entity XF
2014 - Zentorno
2015 - T20
2016 - RE-7B
2017 - ?

>tfw CEO shit is completely boring and I have no desire to do it but I spent money on it and there's no way to get that money back
fuck me i thought it would be a solid grind

>>153359304
Torino Red primary and chrome secondary

>>153378009
set a quota for yourself, like 20 crates a day or something

a few days later, cash out

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>>153373295
yes?

>tfw I'm exploiting the fuck out of the cooldown skip for the Premium Race
>tfw I'm making $500K/hour

feels good man

>>153377870
2017- year of the Kalahari

With the persistence mod, is there any way to tell it not to save random cars? There's an option in the lua

>local modenabled = true -- SET TO false if you don't want the persistence to be enabled by default - does not affect saved vehicles, this only applies to the 'persistent' ones you drove, which can cause problems in missions

I don't know if that means it doesn't save randoms or if it disables saving new cars.

Also, do I have to save the car every time I make an upgrade to it?

Cars that I pick up for a short time keep getting impounded. I could ignore it I guess, but I figure it's better for the game to just not be saving random cars.

>>153379829
Your character looks like my 50-something aunt, good work anon that's still female.

>>153380068
It's the lighting she looks 60+ otherwise

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>>153378726
It's nothing. Go back to what you were doing, friend...

>>153379829
boring
ok
meh
meh
ok
meh
shit
meme
meh

how long would it take to pirate? my friend has a fucking supercomputer

>>153373901
>>153382198
>nothing but "meh" "boring" "meh" "meh" "ok" "meh"

talk shit post fit

>>153382884
Longer than to hack the Chinese government. Sorry senpai but this game is just uncrackable. Looks like you need to suck more cocks to afford spending $40.

>>153382884
>has supercomp
>cant buy a game
????????

>>153383216
even the singleplayer?

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>>153382884
depending on your connection
you can´t go to gtao, but you can try other multiplayer mods on it

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>>153382994
I am /fa/ approved poster therefore my ratings are right

>>153384705
>/fa/
Opinion discarded

http://www.strawpoll.me/7294395

>>153385778
they are all the same person thought.

So has anyone tried Fire reborn yet? I've been thinking of trying it, but I don't want to risk anything.

>>153385778
Couldn't vote, they were all terrible choices.

>>153307272
i wait until shitters have destroyed them all before driving them in turn again and again and again.

incidentally, my grenade launcher is about 30 kills away from the LSPD tint. fancy that.