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Previous Edition: >>153089521
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
Widow's tighthugs.
>nothing personal
REAL NEW THREAD
>>153110172
>>153110172
>>153110172
>>153110427
It's that time again lads.
Hold onto your butts while we take a trip into the weird and wonderful world of Overwatch Donut Steel heroes.
>every single Soldier 76 emote has his finger on the trigger
You'd think Blizzard would know such a thing called Trigger Discipline
Cutest and best pairing
>>153110494
Hello is this Battleborn
>>153110534
No, this is Battleborn.
>>153110172
legit thread
Everyone is here:
>>153110172
>>153110172
>>153110172
What is he pumping her full of?
>>153110474
>>153110643
>>153110648
fuck off waifuposters
>thread autism
>>153110701
memes?
Reminder this will never happen.....
>tfw you burn the casserole on purpose
NOBODY TELL ROADHOG
>>153110474
>>153110643
>>153110648
>trying to push your shitty meme in the OP this hard
>Thread war
Can we not
>>153110701Fareeha Amari
Everyone is here IDIOTS
>>153099273
>>153099273
>>153099273
>"I need a doctor."
>"I need healing."
>"I need a doctor."
>"I need healing."
>"I need a doctor."
>"I need healing."
>"I need a doctor."
>"I need healing."
>"I need a doctor."
>"I need healing."
>meanwhile Ana is being a ZxXzep1K-_-LeeT-_-Sn1puR2001zXxZ
>>153110701
Sauce?
Also, sauce?
>your main
>your fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIRAXuSgtdQ
what the fuck
This week is interesting as we have not just one but TWO dog heroes. Seems the old "Dog with gun" idea you lot came up with the first time I dumped the fresh steel donuts is popular.
>>153110874
>#3136
>>153110965
I want a hero who has a dog companion.
>tfw Sombra will never be this qt
Minus the edgy hand blade
why arent there more omnic/just non-human heroes in overwatch
fucking boring
So is Blizzard really gonna wait until Blizzcon to release her?
>>153110919
This is fucking sick...
>>153111015
Why would the hacker look like a day of the dead dancer
Who can make our beloved Jesse happy? Maybe Pharah since they both love JUSTICE! but they seem too similar. Those types of relationships fizzle out. When he was young Ana may have taken an interest in him because Jack loves Reyes and not her, but that ship has sailed. I think that these days he and Zarya would be nice together. He has the kind of smooth, romantic masculinity to make her blush and feel like a young girl again. What do you think? Who is best girl for Jesse?
>>153110905
>D.Va
>you posted it
>>153111015
>>153111046
Please look forward to it
>>153111046
Sombra will be released November 29th just in time to hype Christmas sales.
this picture is LITERALLY /owg/ canon. this is no debatable.
how does that make you feel?
>>153110919
>there's no such thing as justice anymore
>>153110965
And for those of you who are dirty Omnic loving scum, here is robit doggo.
>>153110172
>>153110172
>>153110172
This is the real thread
fuck off fuck odd
MOVE HERE TO MY THREAD
>>153111015
Sombra is Ana. There's no way Sombra can have the exact same injury as Ana and be the same age for it to be a coincidence.
>>153110965
>controller layout
Nope
>>153111149
>>153110919
>THE FUCKING DANCING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWJhILCS9g
>>153111187
Sombra is not Ana, because neither of those things are true and Ana is the wrong kind of brown desert person.
>>153111149
makes my dick rock fucking hard
>>153110965
>>153111174
fucking low key furries right here
do you know how stupid this looks
kys
>>153111185
>SJW trying to false flag my thread to discredit the domestic abuse meme
You're just making me laugh.
>>153111215
Imagine the glorious squish.
>>153111098
Tight Asian Pussy
>>153111187
(You)
why does every tryhard genji shitter use this skin?
>>153111046
>Are the people who made a shitty ARG that doesn't actually give clues going to wait till Blizzcon?
>Are the people who keep giving Ascii skulls and INFORMATION IS POWER as a reward for solving puzzles going to wait till Blizzcon?
>Is Sombra, who's design is similar to a Sugar skull, and who is Hispanic, going to be released near Blizzcon, only a day or so off from the Day of the Dead?
>Is BLIZZARD going to wait till BLIZZCON?
I mean, what do you think man?
Reminder that the original abuse pasta wasn't funny but all the others were
>>153110965
>>153111174
Revenge of the tenth class.
>>153110876
pisses me off too much
>request healing constantly while strafing around getting some elims
>meanwhile I see Ana's bullet trails flying past enemies because the shitters can't aim
>"Ana heal me, please! " into my Mic
>still nothing
>get killed
>Ana gets hit by a stray s76 bullet and slams piss at her feet
Will we ever get some crossover costumes?
Mercy getting a Tyreal skin
76 getting a Raynor skin
D. Va getting a Goliath skin
There's probably more, but those only came to mind.We better damn well get the witch Mercy skin for October at the very least.
>>153111283
I take it you haven't seen the new info about Sombra. She has literally has shards of glass lodged in her eye. In the same eye Ana got shot in.
>>153111292
It's supposed to look stupid. The whole point of these dumps it to fucking laugh at the stupid shit created by the Overwatch fans. Calm your tits, your thread will get used after this one dies.
>>153111380
Since young genji is fucking ugly and people prefer using legendary skins
>>153110607
Holy stereotypes, batman
>>153111413
>want to get better with Genji
>always fight some level100 pro mlg
>>153111402
But wouldn't it make sense for them to release Sombra in between seasons to avoid what happened with Ana?
Why is everyone in this thread what the fuck, it was posted way after the other?
Are we ignoring how we roll now?
>>153110965
you know, as bad as the design is, this looks like fun to play
>>153111485
This game is stereotypes central. I don't know what you're talking about.
>>153111335
You sir have terrible taste. McCree is almost twice her age. I asked who would make him happy, not what moist hole he would pound for a night.
>>153110905
>reaper
>feminization
>>153111406
Reaper's and winstons were the best
>>153111468
I'm not the other OP. It's stupid and we have enough shilling with the other YouTube fag.
>>153111397
This one actually looks pretty great.
>>153111550
how are you gonna get good if you dont go against people better than you
>>153111573
But it wasn't. This one came first you mong.
>>153111468
cooked this OC up the last time we had one of these OC threads
Tank-top Mei skin when
>>153111435
You are some kind of stupid, boy
Why would she give us her own medical records when she literally says this is info/ dirt on one of our "heroes?"
I forget the exact quote, but it's likes "You seem interested in these "heroes," have some information I dug up"
>More than a hundred summer games boxes
>No AmeriCree
>No Blue and Yellow Torb
FUCK THIS GAME
>Enemy D.Va keeps dropping ult on point to get PoTG
>Tries really hard all the game
>Sprays a heart and emotes every time
>She wiffs her ult and I kill her everytime
>mfw
>>153111397
I'd main this.
>>153111573
No one cares about your domestic abuse meme, fuck off.
>>153111435
If you're talking about that Polish Jane Doe picture, that's Ana's medical records that Sombra leet hacked her way into and posted.
>>153111649
this thread: 17mins ago
real thread:18 mins ago
???????????????
SOMBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153110965
Finally, Torb would have someone his own height.
>>153110905
>Widow
>futa
>>153111435
That was not Sombra, shithead. She was showing people that she had information on the Heroes. It implies that Ana didn't give her real name when she went to the hospital so she can fake her death.
>>153111564
It'd make more sense for them to not do what they did with Ana in the first place.
But I mean, if they were gonna release Sombra in between seasons, it would either be within the next 8 or 9 days, or late late November (early december?) anyway; in which case they might as well reveal her at Blizzcon before her later release.
>>153111702
>>153111691
I OP'd the other thread and I don't really care, I made the other thread first but I didn't link it first, people are false flagging as me. Just ignore it.
>>153111397
>clip
>>153111435
It was Ana's medical records, not Sombra's. Sombra hacked to get information on heroes.
>>153110905
>Zarya
>being raped by muscular women
>>153111712
Oh my sides, poor Toblerone.
Post more like this
>>153110905
>Pharah
>Clean butt stuff
>>153110873
Criminally underrated
Any consolefucks want to queue up?
>>153111435
I'm not convinced this actually has anything to do with Sombra. The facial reconstruction and amnesia is interesting sure, but this whole ARG does not seem like the work of a 50-60 year old woman.
Moreover, Egyptians do not speak Spanish.
Maybe Janina Kowalska is a psuedonym used by Ana while she was at the hospital so that Talon would think she was dead?
>>153111604
You would not be happy to pound Hana's moist hole?
>>153110905
>Zarya
>loli or MILF
Dear lord this shit is getting Sonichu levels of bad.
Why does overwatch attract permavirgin waifufags?
>>153110905
>Zarya
>Futanari
I need to become a D.Va main
>>153111965
i feel ashamed for recognizing that girl
>>153112034
That's 4chan in general, not Overwatch.
>>153111885
Sombra said something about giving out info on other heroes and Ana's medical record was one of them.
>>153112025
Pssh nothing personell kid
>>153112034
I've seen more gay/shippers than waifufags.
Mostly this is 4chan what are you even fucking saying
>>153112034
>>153112034
The waifus
>>153110701
>he
I'm pretty sure that's zarya without dyed hair
>>153111950
>GEE GEE!
>WINKY FACE!
>EL OH EL!
Could you honestly stand to listen to the shit that comes out of her mouth for more than one evening?
*laughs manically*
>>153111749
Lucky
>>153112124
I thought his came out before that? Still, that's obviously what it is. Just leaving room in case I was wrong.
>>153112034
>on 4chan
>says this
>>153110919
guess they didn't do her justice
>>153112034
You should go to another site, then.
>>153111801
>false flagging as you
dude I don't give a single FUCK about you, or what OP you did or if you are hated or not
I just care about the TRADITION!
it fucking TRIGGERS me that the other thread was made first and discarded
all VALUES are lost in that, it means anyones OP can be the main one based on democracy (What OP people like the most), instead of who posted it first (in a legit matter) on which they DESERVE to be the main OP
FUCK YOU PEOPLE
SUMMER IS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER
>>153112270
It's probably the streamer act she puts on. Then in bed, she's making little moans and squeals as she cries out in hot Korean moon speak.
>>153110494
Do we have any Russkies here to translate this shit? I'd really like to know what cringe mother Russia can come up with but I do not speak slavrunes.
>>153111885
>Janina Kowalska
From what I understand, this is basically the equivalent to "Jane Doe" in Polish.
Junkrat and Tracer were made for eachother!
>>153110905
>Mercy
>softdom women
>>153110905
>Zarya
>Big buff mommas
>>153112398
What else do you expect in a highly popular casual game general full of literal redditors and tumblrinas?
>tfw 25% winrate for the day
>usually average at 55%
I don't get it.
>>153112407
Have you ever been with a real deal non-Americanized Asian chick? It is annoying as fuck. They act like children and think that is it cute and in bed they make noises like you are raping them.
>inb4 rape noises are hot
Seek help
>>153112398
maybe you should be quicker in linking new threads you autistic turbonerd
Till Valhalla!
>Hanamura offense
>Bastion+Torb
FUCKING RELIEVE ME FROM THIS MISERY ALREADY
>>153112553
Everyone has off days, anon.
>>153110818
wut
>>153112487
this image is trash
what the fuck is with that junkrat leg?
why does tracer look like The Engineer got buzzcut-pranked by The Scout?
>>153112034
>Game has a diverse roster of gals, from personalities, gameplay types, and physical appearance
>Thereby every character has a chance to appeal in at least one of three ways, establishing a connection
>The girls have customization to make them appeal even further to the player's preferences
>Poses are implemented into the game referencing old pin-ups, other characters have ults that increase ass-size
>There's an actual manlet character that views everything at ass height
>etc etc etc
You got me anon
>>153112270
>fucking D.Va
>she is making noises you don't like
>put hand on her neck
>squeeze
>problem solved
>>153111228
Hey its better than this
I'm thinking of using the "Good, the Bad and the Ugly" theme's as my ringtone. Thank you McCree for making me rewatch all of Eastwood's old movies.
>>153112398
And here we see the classic signs of terminal autism.
Note how his capslock and poor spelling engage as soon as he has perceived a slight against his waifu.
>>153112615
More alternate skin art!
>>153110818
She's a big, strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Just some freakishly large astral projection being. Or something.
Why does Mercy have such nice legendary skins when she's an outclassed healer? It just isn't fair
>>153112702
overwatch characters have less personality than disney movie characters.
>>153111174
Jesus fuck those feet are unnerving.
>>153112806
You played the PTR?
>>153112789
>>153112727
What's next? The whip and nae-nae?
>>153112853
>implying people don't want to also fuck Disney characters
>>153112708
I can dig that. Such a shame though when I have to hate fuck a girl that I want tocuddle gently.
>LET'S DROP THE BEAT
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>kill feed is just enemy genji killing everyone on my team
>>153110905
>D. Va
>too many to choose from
>>153112805
>>153112687
The art is nice at least.
I imagine she'd be like D.Va gameplay wise.
>>153112727
oh shit that's pretty cool
>>153111468
Which of the actual Overwatch characters would be dismissed as a retarded OC if they were suggested now?
>>153112640
by off days do you mean being matchmade with people with a few chromosomes to spare?
>>153112308
>Phara_gameplay.webm
>>153110818
That's just a fucking stand.
>>153113162
D.Va
>>153113162
You know it's reaper, why would you even ask this
I KNOW YOU KNEW
>>153112919
That works
>>153112934
>The whip and nae-nae?
What even is this? I know there's some turbonigger song that goes with the dance, but I still have no idea what the dance is
>>153113162
reaper and d.va obvious answers
>>153113162
D.Va, no doubt.
>>153113173
By off days I mean the common factor in each of those matches you played in is probably not doing his best
>>153113162
Reaper, D.va
>>153113162
Probably every single one of them.
>>153113162
MEI
>>153113282
Hey, that's not bad.
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Gabriel's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Gabriel screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Gabe starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"G-Gabriel, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Gabriel screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night in Blackwatch and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Reyes said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY PUTA!" Reyes slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Jack, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME SANTA MUERTE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Gabe slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
Remove smugberry
>>153113208
>>153113282
>>153113173
Are you me today? I feel my team in almost every game forgot they even had the game on in the first place.
>>153113228
You put your right hand out and make a fist, then you put your head down like your driving a whip (Car) one handed with your hand twelve o' clock.
Then you do a little shimmy and wave.
>>153113395
kill yourself
>if I don't go tank, my group has no tanks
>if I don't play healer, my group has no healers
>everyone wants to play genji, hanzo, and mei
>enemy team is always perfectly balanced pro players
EVERY GAME
>>153113282
>literally a cripple with crutches
>>153113162
Basically all of them.
Except maybe Ana, which is ironic because she was added late.
>always gold medals
>always lose
I love it
>>153113419
Back in your box, Dorito Goblin.
>>153113395
That wasn't even funny. The Winston and Rein were much better.
>>153113412
What the fuck
Good thing I'm never going to play lucio anyway so i dont have to learn this bullshit
>>153113429
Sounds like something only niggers would do
post yfw you're losing and you hear
>Genji is with you.
post you're waifu when you come home to this
>>153113282
I like it.
M1 is a regular melee attack.
M2 is a short ranged attack that knocks back.
E is a deployable barrier
Q is an AOE stun in a 10m radius around you
Seems like a fun defense hero.
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN
>RYUUJIN NO KE WO KURAE
>AGON POGETOVNOSTI
>HAMMER DOWN
>MOLTEN COOOOOOORE
>NERF THIS
>...
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>HEROES NEVER DIE
holy shit, what a headache
literally happened in my last game
wasn't even potg in the end
>>153113395
this and the Winston one had my sides in orbit
>>153113395
>>153112727
looks like a puppet on strings kek
>>153113569
Pretty much
>>153113608
So did Reyes ever really talk to anyone outside of Jack, Ana, or McCree? I get the impression he was a bitter loner
>>153113560
playing battlefrog great fun man you're missing out
>>153113608
>you are waifu
>>153113473
Oh fug, now I cannot unsee.
I just did my 10 placement matches and got this. is this suppose to be good or does everyone have it just like 70+ placements?
>>153113282
>>153113609
She seems like she'd be a fun character to shut down flankers with. Bonus points if she had an Irish accent.
>>153113706
Probably
>>153113608
>>153113727
>newfag bait
not gonna catch me this time
>>153113731
Is there no good, or at least decent OC?
Holy fucking shit.
>>153111682
>no muricree
>but the good Zarya skin
Bretty gud, desu ne.
>>153113815
>wearing ribbons AND medals
Jack what the fuck are you doing reeeEEEE
>"hey why do they need to out emotes on PTR first, what could possibly go wrong?"
>Tracer can blink during emotes
>Winston becomes locked in his pose if he's hooked during an emote
Oh
>>153113395
>I'm going to the bar with Jack
Gabe's gonna go home to his better wife.
>>153113706
Only to his soft-soft. Teddy understood him.
>>153113608
Without competitive the game has lost all meaning.
>>153113876
I mean there is some amazingly bad OC but the whole point is to enjoy the cringe. It wouldn't be entertaining if they were any good.
>>153113994
Why does the addition of a persistent scoring system give it meaning?
>>153113395
The least funny one
>>153113994
I agree, all the tryhard autists who hate fun are ruining quickplay with their angst
Can't wait for comp to come back so quick play is fun again
>>153113282
>freckles
cute!
What's going on here? Why did my offensive assists for Zenyatta triple on the PTR? (my defensive doubled)
I think matches are a little longer, but not three times. Is anyone else seeing this? Overbuff says average offense/defensive in season 1 for everyone was 5.29 and 12.46.
>>153113914
You do wear ribbons and medals together. If you have something like an Audie Murphy award it is always a medal.
>>153114030
Can you post the best one you found?
>>153114094
not that guy but playing in competitive increased my enjoyment of the game x5 times
Quick play is not a place you go to have fun
What's going on guys
I had too many beers and pissed in a dark alley while my gf stood watch
Did we catch sombra yet
>>153113395
wtf wasn't this the original one?
why all the hate?
>>153114131
It's how the algorithm works when you've played a very small amount of games as any character. Once you play more games, it'll normalise
>>153114220
It was, before competitive became an illusory alternative. Now people take quickplay less seriously than they did before comp, even though nothing has changed.
>>153113608
>>153114183
Well the best one artistically speaking would be this but...
>>153114094
People take the game seriously and plays meta. That's my definition of fun.
Makes me wonder why Blizz doesn't have a "Pre-Season" competitive like Riot.
>>153113395
Someone post the Rein one plz. I missed it.
>>153114339
That's not even bad from a design standpoint, compared to the rest of the game. If anything, it's a little bland compared to the stuff in game. It would still fit alright.
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Winston's return to Horizon Lunar Colony
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the peanut butter n banana sandwich a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Winston primal raged, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Winston starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"W-Winston, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Winston screamed and beat his chest
>"I work hard all fucking night in SCIENCE and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Monkey said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY ORANGUTAN!" Winston slams Lena's face in the still piping hot peanut butter jar, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the science with my dead father figure, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME HARAMBE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Winston slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and peanut butter on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
>>153114339
is that supposed to be a sword
>>153114339
>>153114457
...As you can see with this image, artists cannot into game design and so the mechanics for their heroes become absolute arse and usually overpowered as fuck because it's their special snowflake.
>>153114339
Now post the terribly balanced abilities and autistic backstory.
>>153112727
gets me every fucking time
>>153113773
It's average. Most people got placed at Grandmasters and you barely got masters. Step up your game family.
Ok /owg/, what's your go to character (and/or duo-trio combo with friends) at QP when you want to:
>Carry your team
>Annoy the fuck out of your enemies
>>153114316
>manface
>feet
>fat
Is there anything worse?
>>153114547
God dammit. What a waste of good art.I wish I could draw art for all my shitty OCs. I try to balance them as best I can, as far as I can tell at least.
Is OP Mercy going to make it out of PTR?
>>153114665
I play whatever the fuck i feel like regardless of map
Majority of my friends dont give a shit if we win or lose
>>153114296
I don't think that explains it. I have 16 matches on PTR. That's not much, but it's enough that I shouldn't be double the 99th percentile offensive assists from season 1. I'm good, but I ain't that good.
Gonna up vote this thread
>>153113412
that climb was fucking nuts
Nerf hog already
>>153114665
Zarya, Pharah, McGee, Tracer
>>153111098
>Who is best girl for Jesse?
Pharah
>Recon Mode +5 clip size
>Siege Mode no longer headshots; minimum damage increased to 10
>Configuration into Siege mode animation timer decreased from 1.5s to 0.8
>>153114665
>Zarya
>Also Zarya
Most of the time I just play Reaper or Symmetra in QP though.
>>153114761
I am posting it to r 4chan ha ha, epic abuse pastas!
>>153114665
>carry
Zarya, McCree and Tracer
>annoy
Zarya, McCree and Tracer
>>153114665
>Attack
Reaper or McCree depending on the map
>Defend
Torb
Always Torb
Of these three, what's the biggest meme?
>McCree counters high mobility heroes
>Defense heroes are playable
>Genji takes skill to play
>>153114728
Yeah, none of them are very great because the more artistic effort that is put in, the more autistic the artist becomes about their OC DONUT STEEL being the best hero ever.
Guys how to I make overwatch friends? The people I played with stopped playing overwatch
>>153114665
Reaper, Soldier 76, Roadhog.
>>153114906
The Genji one for sure.
>>153114503
>>153114565
>>153114593
>>153114615
>>153114638
>>153114660
Stop spamming the general with this delusionial bullshit
If this is a fantasy or a wish or something like that then you better go kill yourself
>>153114719
>I prefer women without feet
>>153114920
>age: 31
>looks like a 12 year old
>>153114926
Global chat
>>153114926
Use team voip
>>153114971
The more you recognize it, the stronger it becomes.
It's like the Maleficent of shitposting
I'm off to bed
Goodnight /owg/
No matter what I think we can all agree Mei is the worst waifu
Why have I not been using Reinhardt before? Most fun I've had in the game by far.
>>153115219
sleep tight reap tight
>>153114665
>>Annoy the fuck out of your enemies
Aggro management is always on my mind, regardless of who you're playing. Even as Tracer, while being annoying is at the top of your job description, you still don't want to be so annoying that they enemy team decides to do something about you specifically.
I think of it as Black Trigger strategy. You want to exploit weak points, and pressure them hard, but not enough that they become aware of those points and fix them.
>>153115219
Sleep tight
>>153113928
why didnt they finish drawing his arm, it looks like it coming out of his sides
loli
>>153115219
Sleep tight, Reap tight little buddy
>>153114783
OUT
FUCKING
PLAYED
>>153115220
>chinese
>ugly
>glasses
>legs as thick as tracer's body
>awful voice
Was there ever a question?
>>153114665
Carry:
>Junkrat, Soldier 76, Reinhardt, Zarya, Lucio, Mercy
Annoy:
> Junkrat, Lucio, Soldier 76
You'd be surprised how pissed off people get when you shoot a helix rocket at someone dead on, boop someone as Lucio, or throw a concussion mine into someone's face.
>>153115359
>I've never seen or interacted with an actual female in my entire fucking life
Who /torbonattack/ here
>>153115219
Sleep deep lil reap.
>>153110427
Why is she speech bubbling her ass?
Is this an offer?
>>153115540
>>153115304
>difficulty: 3
>can attack rapidly and dash if things go wrong
>with no cooldown
>aoe denial
>long range poison
>ult works like tracer's bomb but even easier since you're invisible
>>153115540
Sorry that the females I interact with aren't ugly overweight dog-eaters who I can't stand listening to
>>153113294
Well this common factor is a few pints in, don't see how that can affect things. Was getting damage medals playing winston, shit aint right famalam.
>>153115540
That's exactly why she's worse than the other girls...
She's basically a feminist
http://pastebin.com/ykuWntV9
Rate my shitty OC character.
>>153115219
I wish I had a little reaper plushie like that
I mean fuck, I wish there was more Overwatch merch that actually mattered. I was into the figure idea they were showing off early into the games lifespan; where'd all that go?
>Did a quick search
>It's all Tshirts, Razer products, and PoP Vinyl
Kill me
best husbando?
is 60% hook accuracy good
getting picks is so easy with roadhog
>playing mercy on some payload map
>incredibly drunk and high so i'm doing the best i can to be useful while stilling getting revives off
>pushing that load
>monkey jumps behind us
>hit mic button and shout HARAMBE BEHIND US
>team mate: AH FUCK GUESS WE BETTER PULL OUT DICKS
i died for 5 minutes straight
ty for letting me blogpost
>>153113282
She's got one huge butt.
>>153110818
>Experimental helium armor.
This is going to lead to inflation porn, isn't it?
>>153115784
Pop is literally a cancer when it comes to figuring collecting.
>>153115796
Reyes.
>>153115784
>plushie
That's the Pop Vinyl though
>>153115843
After holding back hordes of mad rioters your glutes are sure to be toned as fuck.
>>153110818
I NEED ALL OF YOUR DANK REAPER MEMES
AND I NEED EM' RIGHT FUCKING NOW
So when a Gold rank on PTR, you get 150 for a win
and when you're at Master you get 15-20 for a win
So from what it looks eventually everyone will reach Diamond and have a pretty icon even after they drop out of it. Everyone will be a special snowflake :-)
>>153116107
Please no
So I told them to DIE DIE DIE and they actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>153115843
>She's got one huge butt.
for you
>>153116045
That's edgy AF and belongs in the refridgerator
>>153115963
wow dropped
>>153110965
>>153111413
Ah yes, that fan made class that should have been included in TF2 but never was.
>>153116107
yeah I have to view all profiles of my team to know who is shit now
>>153115796
Right here.
> Enemy team goes all Winston on Gibraltar
> Can't stop laughing all game since they coordinate ults and leap several at a time
Funnest game I've had in a while
>Mercy revives the four people I killed with an ult
>My bad, have to make sure she's dead next time
>Kill her along with four others with my next ult
>She runs back and revives them all anyway
I don't know what to feel
>>153115956
why is Reaper saying HI and THANKS so funny?
>>153115963
Comparing the two images, it doesn't look like it. It might just be the perspective, but the hood shape looks different, the black dots on the top of the head aren't there in Sleepy Reapy, and the "jawlines" of the mask are white on SR and black on the Pop
How can you possibly dodge D.Va's ult?
>>153116501
If it took so long to kill them all that she had time to run back and res them all that's your fault, you shitter.
>>153116501
>Kill her along with four others with my next ult
>She runs back and revives them all anyway
literally not possible.
>estimated time always wrong by a factor of 2-4
>>153116646
Wall, pillar, payload car, literally anything.
>>153116257
what fan-made 10th tf2 class?
>>153116646
Pick Zarya
Free 100 charge
What will you do when Sombra's voice lines all reference internet memes?
Mercy animated short when?
>>153116714
>>153116810
How do you ensure it doesn't wipe your team?
>tfw you wont feel the gentle touch of Tracer on your shoulder pushing you a bit to wake you up
>tfw Tracer will never sit on the edge of your bed in your big T-Shirt and panties
>tfw you will never hear a "Mornin' love" followed by a gente kiss on your lips
Why even live, /owg/?
Rank the themes for each map. Go.
Ilios.
Anubis.
Numbani. Wah wah wah waaay!
Route 66.
Kings Row.
Dorado.
Nepal.
Hanamura.
Lijiang.
>>153116845
All the d.va mains will betray their kimchi.
>>153116871
Pray they aren't retarded or don't get caught in a graviton.
>>153114839
Holy shit you're bad at this game.
There isn't even a Siege mode, either.
>>153116889
>in your big T-Shirt and panties
>your big panties
>>153116947
Eichenwalde
Route 66
Kings Row
Hanamura
Lijang
Ilios
Dorado
Nepal
>>153116871
Hope your team isn't retarded and/or you have a Rein.
>>153116871
Pray they aren't retarded and can see the giant warning symbol and hear the approaching doom/Korean yell of "NERF THIS!"
Also, hope they find cover.
Or be Rein and use your shield to protect them.Don't. Fucking. Turn.
>>153116889
>pushing you a bit to wake you up
I'd fucking kill her
>>153117034
I browse 4chan.
>>153117056
Thing is, I see some run away but still die to the blast
>>153116045
>>153117059
would you smash her face into a searing-hot tub of burnt casserole?
>>153113282
"Uh-Oh, Polio!"
>>153117138
Don't run in a straight line. Walls, pillars, even fucking phone booths, cars, and being behind the payload while it's literally sitting on it can work.
why does Morrison insist on not saying that he's a hero anymore? he seems pretty heroic to me
>>153115796
Yeah, the one on the right.
>>153116889
>tfw you will never choke tracer out until she violently cums
>tfw you will never hear her ask you to slap her, because she can't get off otherwise
>tfw you will never hold Lena's eyes open and cum in them
Why even live?
Post em
¿Quién es 'Sombra'?
>>153117059
But she's so happy to be with you, she feels forced to wake you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvFX-G3PJwY
>>153117293
k
>>153116889
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIhL2KHVdgE
>>153117293
post template
>>153117056
>Don't turn
Now I'm curious. Does Reinhardt's shield only protect one way? Say you had a Reinhard facing east with his shield raised, his team in front of his shield, and an ulting enemy D.Va behind the Reinhardt on the west side, would the ult kill the team members? Or would the shield still protect them?
>>153117313
Un mal meme. Es no bueno!
>>153115815
No. Roadhog's hook accuracy should be 75% or above before you can start bragging.
>>153117269
Heroes were everything Overwatch was
When Overwatch died, a part of Jack died with it
He doesn't see himself as a hero anymore because it brings back the painful memories
Instead he's just a guy who gets shit done and tries to hunt down whoever fucked OverwatchGo to bed, Alejandra
>>153116716guarddog PERIOD 50webs PERIOD com
>>153117476
>>153115605
I'm sure she will offer it to you if you win her over.
if Hanzo regrets killing Genji and has dedicated his life to seeking redemption for it, why is he such an ass to Genji in their in-game bantz? He doesn't seem very sorry at all
>>153117370
>>153117410
It protects from the front. Like any shield. Just don't fucking turn when it's in your face. I've seen so many idiots see a D.Va ult sitting in front of them and they just turn away and it wipes their team. No idea what wild hair crawled up their ass, but it's hilarious to witness, infuriating to be a part of.
>>153117527
This was always awesome, it needed the ability to track spies removed though.
>>153117562
"You may call yourself my brother, but you are not the Genji I knew."
I'm a man on a mission. Stay out of my way.
>>153110905
junkrat
tf
>>153117562
He's deeply conflicted. He wishes he didn't have to kill Genji, not that he didn't kill him.
>>153117671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbPcJgEZ8sI
>>153117719
Uh, no. He wishes he hadn't killed him, that was the whole point of his backstory and has been outright said so many times like holy shit how can you not get this?
>>153117293
>>153117562
Because Genji was a playboy idiot who'd rather play at the arcade than take part in the family business. When their dad died Hanzo wanted genji to grow up, Genji said "you're durgans a shit" and hanzo damn near sliced genji in half.
Hanzo regerts it and wishes it never happened but it had to be done. theres still a lot of hatred from hanzo because it could all have been avoided if their father didn't treat genji like a spoiled baby
>like widowmaker
>i'm terrible with her
>practice with hard anas, lower sensitivity and dpi
>still terrible
worst feel
>>153117293
>landslide win first round
>everyone changes characters
>group completely unbalanced now
>lose next 2 rounds and match
EVERY TIME
>>153117927
So Hanzo didn't like the fact that he killed Genji, but Genji's such an insufferable fuccboi that he's still annoying as shit?
>>153111830
oh shit thats amazing
>>153117989
>implying I'd fucking care
>implying I wouldn't just lock the door and leave her there until she died
>>153116871
>Be Winston
>Walk up to mech
>E
>Walk out of bubble
>Kill dva with your electricity hose before she calls her mech
>someone on your team tells you to git gud while you have 4 golds
>>153113608
How did she manage to burn something....
>>153118061
something like that
There's also the part where after genji was rescued by Mercy, he went on the be a little snitchy bitch and ratted out the Shimada clan to Overwatch, where they then dismantled the entire operation they were running
some time passes, genji can't deal with being a cyborg, climbs nepal or something to come across zenny, cue spiritual training montage.
>>153114224
yes
>>153118226
I dunno anon, I got a gold medal on 5 elims, 600 healing and 1 obj. kill once
medals aren't really a good indicator of skill
>>153113608
>>153113608
Is that dragon shit or something?
>>153118560
Cooking Hana!
>>153118506
What's wrong with his face?
>>153110905
>Mei
>Consensual Cuddling while holding hands... under a blanket
when are we gonna get more evil characters? So far we've only got Reaper, Junkrat, and Roadhog
>>153118506
Who is this qt3.14?
>>153118792
Quien es Sombra
>>153118506
who is he?
>>153118735
At the age of 12 it suffered from a hard dose of high impact autism which left us with this hull of a human being. Scientists are discussing if it posses sentience and the ethics behind keeping it alive.
>>153118792
I beg your pardon, I consider myself a freedom fighter. A misunderstood one.
>>153118883
Esa persona no existe
>>153113914
But that is how it's done.
>tfw my dad would always shit on movies for the officers having their ribbons in improper layouts
God bless him, he taught me the power of putting forth fucking effort when you write or design things.
>>153118962
Where does he hide his treasure?
>>153118907memes
>2 snipers on my team
>"Hey Zenyatta switch to offense"
>>153118792
Hanzo and Symmetra are borderline evil.
>>153117540
how much will it cost me to get something like this sculpted?
>aha! serrrrved!
>wohoo! check ya self
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk
Oopsie daisy! EnvyUs.Taimou and EnvyUs.Internethulk's teensy little aimbot misfire!
a m é l i e
l a c r o i x
>>153118907
not even close to the original or Winston's
>>153118498
But that means they're blaming the loss on you, even though you're outdoing THEM
>>153119123
How is Hanzo evil? He rejected the clan and doesn't work for them anymore
>>153110905
ZaryaSPH
>>153119309
I think he's referring to the fact that Hanzo's in game quotes still show him to be a selfish bastard
>>153119292
W I D O W M A K E R
What's the2ndbest McCree skin?
I'm kind of getting sick of Amercian
>>153119521
White hat.
>>153119521
vigilante
>>153119292
Watch out or the Ameile posting will start again
>>153119658
are you okay
>>153119732
no anon he said he was sick
>>153119521
Lake. Blue is my favorite color.
which hero has the hardest life?
>>153119998
lucio
who was responsible for the corruption and mismanagement within Overwatch that became rampant over the course of it's existence?
>>153120092
Being a dindu nuffin', faggot, and trans, it's feelings are really being hurt by all the white men playing ow
>>153120115
sombra stop shitposting
>>153119998
Reinhardt. He has had the longest life therefore more hardships.
>>153119998
Reyes.
>>153120276
if it was Sombra, wouldn't it be all in spanish?
>>153117989
"Snowcone"
>>153119998
roadhog, he lost everything to omnics and sjws, his land, his life, his sanity
>>153110905
Winstonputting creampies in girls, being scratched, bitten, slapped
>>153119449
>>153119292
>>153119660
AMÉLIE
>>153120250
I really don't understand what you said.
Can you rephrase that?
>>153120334
fuck you
>>153120115
>>153119658
>>153120531
is this ARG material?
>>153110965
>dog
>not a awesome werewolf that tears people up
>>153120092
>symmetra's organization sets laws to clean the streets of crime in brazil and on a fast track to being a prosperous nation
>lucio chimps out and chases them off and keeps his country shitty
>he's considered a hero of the people
I've even got his gold weapons
>>153120551
>>153119449
>>153119292
>>153119660
LACROIX
>>153119998
>brainwashed
>genetically altered with gushers
>cries out for husband when she's revived by Mercy
>>153120664
he's a revolutionary you fucking cuck
as a American I empathize with him
>>153120657
Feeling okay there?
>>153117313
NO ES FAKEwait, this isn't /vp/...
I just tried the streaming update and it finally get posted on FB but it says its paused and onyl audio works ??? Help
When is new Rein skin coming out?
For some reason I thought it was today.
I want it, and I'm passing on Blackhardt for it..
>>153120774
>he's a revolutionary you fucking cuck
I'll be you voted for Hershel Sandberg.
>>153120664
>it does this by slaughtering everyone currently there and bringing fresh people in from the outside
"no thanks"
>>153117293
Postan
>>153119521
Riverboat
>>153120783
>>153111885
>mfw this is how my aunt was murdered this way and thats all ill ever be able to think about when i see this
tfw your team is potatoes
>>153120783
>>153120657
>>153120551
>>153120531
>>153120115
>>153119658
¿Quién es 'Anónimus'?
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Winston's return to Horizon Lunar Colony
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the peanut butter n banana a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Winston primal raged, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Winston starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"W-Winston, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Winston screamed and beat his chest
>"I work hard all fucking night in SCIENCE and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Monkey said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>>153121071
your aunt got shot in the eye by an enemy sniper?
>>153111682
>exactly 100 summer games boxes
>zero boxes bought with shekels
Is this easy mode?
>>153110905
Junkrat
Bara, musk, feet, bondage
>When you're so much of a problem as Widowmaker that the enemy team pull out Genji, Winston, and D.va
>>153121107
>Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)23:22:28 No.153121107 â–¶
>>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Winston's return to Horizon Lunar Colony
>>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the peanut butter n banana a-again, please don't be angr-"
>>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Winston primal raged, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Winston starts throwing pots and pans around*
>>"W-Winston, I'm s-sorry..."
>>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Winston screamed and beat his chest
>>"I work hard all fucking night in SCIENCE and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Monkey said
>>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>>>/pol/
retard
>>153119161
Quite a bit considering that statue was like 9 feet tall.
>>153119521
Black Cape. But fuck it choose your colour.
White Hat is the easy tell of a shit McCree.
On the Range is OK.
The secret agent ones are retarded as fuck.
Gambler is shit.
Riverboat is bretty gud.
But I use black cape.
>>153111830
>Ora ora, you are one hundred years too early to challenge the Demon Goddess of Kiichi-Shi, small fry Shimada!
>Rank 3300, diamond
>Constantly matched with platinum(mostly), gold and even silver players sometimes
I know this is PTR but why bother? Guess I'll have to wait until the 6th to play this shit again
>>153110905
Zaryahard vore
>>153117293
>>153119521
>Want to use White Hat
>Can't help but feel it'll label me as a fedorafag and white knight
I just like it since he counters Reaper and his colors contrast his. Lake is nice though
>>153110905
Widow.Cuddling.
>>153117293
>>153121387
HARD VORE PAYS OFF
>>153121274
>White Hat is the easy tell of a shit McCree.
That's why you want to use it, though. Let the enemy think you're no harm and show them up.
Who is the sexiest hero and why is itZenyatta?
>>153117293
what the fuck is going on in this thread
To the retard spamming, I got banned for a week doing that
>>153121730
Dude's mad because we didn't go to his thread.
I'm going to try a bot game just to see what kind of people inhabit it
Wish me luck
did they nerf hanzo on the ptr?
>>153121826
Reduced the Redwoods by 33%
They're oaks now, but still bullshit.
Got one for the collage
>>153121730
It's what happens when a Waifufag doesn't get his thread as the main one.
Truly cancerous.
Purge when?
>>153121890
so are the still bigger than live or the same? i dont know how much they got nerfed in the first place
>>153121174
cuz ur a cheat
reprt the shite famalam
>>153121927
Hahaha, useless idiot.
>>153121730
>OMG GUYS WHATS HAPPENING
it's literally just 1 person spamming like come on
>>153110905
Widowbeing cuddled and told that someone honestly enjoys spending time with me and loves me dearly and romantically, and enjoys who i am and my personality and is attracted to me physically;_;
WHERE IS SOMBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153121580
>>153121580
Because he shows off his sexy exposed joints like a sexual animal.
>>153121950
About the same now, but still slightly larger.
>>153121997
I asked what the fuck was going on, not OMG IS IT HAPPENING?
>>153117293
rate me
>>153122070>''Je t'aime, mon cheri...''
>grew up in irradiated wasteland for his entire childhood
>still friendly and perky regardless
>only "friend" treats him like shit
>still friendly and perky regardless
How does he do it?
>>153121580
ZEN IS NOT FOR LEWD OR SEX
ZEN IS PURE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153122151
By being clinically insane
>>153122098
>I asked what the fuck was going on
Maybe Detective Sherlock Holmes can help us solve such a hard mystery
Link your favorite lewds
How can one become more angry than Khorne himself over something so petty?
>>153120741
>>cries out for husband when she's revived by Mercy
Does anybody have a recording of this?
It's rare that I ever have both of them on a game, let alone trigger the voice line.
I like the spam, this thread deserves when >>153110172 is the REAL thread
>>153122131
Please don't anon.
It hurts me deeply. It hurts my soul. It hurts my very existence.
>>153122210
>>153122151
>grew up in irradiated wasteland
>helped created said wasteland
>finds treasure
>hires bodyguard
>tries to make friends
>his own insanity prevents friendship
>>153119998
Before the incident where he gets FUBAR, Gabe is denied any credit for his work in Blackwatch and turned down for promotion because Jack is a cis white male.
And now, Reaper is degenerating and regenerating at all times. That means whenever he's teleporting or in wraith form he's rapidly turning to dust and reforming.
Every moment is anguish.Ow.The edge.
>>153110905
>tracer
>femdom
>>153122390
sleep tight reaper
>torb
this guy is a garbage can
Picked off by around the corner flankers, or just being healed or having rein or another tank walk into it.
River gun is strong but it's drop and rof are very lack luster.
His ultimate is completely useless if the level 2 is destroyed, he can't drop a level 1 and upgrade it because of the damage to the turret.
I feel like level 1 turrets should be removed, no other character has to sit in the same spot for a few seconds and be extremely vulnerable with no real rewards due to how little damage it actually does.
What junkrat skin should I buy?
>>153119658
>>153117293
>>153122482
>buy
I wish, fucking gacha crap.
They should sell legendaries for 5 dollars.
>>153119290
>simply flick shots
>every pro level player flick shots invulnerable rezzing enemies git gud scrub
>>153122210
http://i.imgur.com/3q7bTwO.jpg
>>153122390
sleep tight reaper
>>153122482
Can't go wrong with his legendaries.
Scarecrow, Jester... go nuts.
>>153122434
i have manned the fuck up for 20 years
i am tired
so tired
Eichenwalde is a nice looking map, but jesus christ do I hate playing on it.
>>153122003
Are you taking posts from /pg/?
>>153122210
>>153122269
She doesn't. She says "You must like having me around." or "You must REALLY like me" when she's revived. She does say "Ah, Gerard," at the start of a round, but she sounds like she's reminiscing.
>>153122620
have you tried manning the fuck down for a bit?
>>153122390
So what you're saying is, he's Cell and Deadpool?
Sleep Tight, Reaper.
>>153122324
I want to rape that ass.
>>153122620
Obviously not if you're being a roneryfag on fucking 4chan.
Just go to /soc/ if you want to see someone show you their vagina that bad.
Anyone have that Pharah intro redone with Zen?
This might sound stupid, but how effective would it be to damage boost a McCree as Mercy, provided that the McCree can aim good?
>>153122318
>you'll never sleep snuggled up to Amelie as she idly caresses the back of your head
>>153110905
Tracer
>At first it was none of these, but I got this game last week and suddenly I like
>Tomboys
>Brunettes
>Brown eyes
>Cute>hot (though to be fair I think I always leaned this way but now I'm sure)
>British accents
>Peppy upbeat girls
>Sarcasm
Fuck this game and fuck you Blizzard
>>153122762
>tfw these were my high school days, lurking at /soc/ afterschool
>>153122741
Except unlike both Deadpool and Reaps, he's a complete jobber.
Ultimate suffering.
>>153122210
>>153111015
>PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
>>153122620
I've manned up for 19 years, i'm totally fine.
Although, I suppose I won't be saying that after I get a job and get out of college.
Only a matter of time, I suppose.
>>153122762
how new
>>153117293
>>153117908
>>153117950
>>153120968
>>153121665
I think we can all agree that Reaper and old S76 are truly the only balanced heroes this game has
>>153122210
has blizzard said theyd do anything to make playing on attack so unfun? i get that its different in comp w/mics but quick play (which is theo nly thing available) is just fucking dogshit for the attacking side
>>153122884
*unlike deadpool and cell
Not running at peak capacity.
>>153122851
Only the first one is a fetish and even that is stretching it.
It's just personal preference m8.
>>153122884
Ah, right, Cell is a jobber.
Fuck, i'm missing the /toonami general/ stream, aren't I?
>>153122831
why
stop
>>153122762
that's totally not it
i can see vaginas if i want
i can't see love, i can't feel it
>>153122809
very
>Team makes zero attempt to stop the cart
>I am always the only one actually contesting while my team is content standing around shooting at them and missing
Why do these people not understand that this isn't a fucking TDM game where getting a kill or two is totally fucking irrelevant to actually winning the game.
>>153122851
Also I forgot high voices
when I said we reached critical shit posting levels earlier today I was right
>>153122809
It's 30%+ damages m8, concidering McDonald already do a shitton by himself it's a pretty good idea if said McNugget can aim.
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Winston so much, I owned all the Overwatch figures and merchandise
>I pray to Winston every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Winston is love", I say, "Winston is life"
>Soldier 76 hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Winston
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Winston
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "No Monkey business"
>He grabs me with his powerful Ape hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Winston
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Winston
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Winston
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>Soldier 76 walks in
>Winston looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Imagination is the essence of discovery"
>Winston leaves through my window
Winston is love, Winston is life.
>>153123309
https://youtu.be/mCuBjMNlnVs
>>153123164
Look! The cancer itself made its own chart.
>>153123309
>>153123107
post again about how you feel in 15 years. my only purpose at this point is to feed myself and sustain a fantasy within my head of a happy life with widowfu.
>>153123414
why did her ass even used to grow
>>153123389
>[DatGuy]: I cant fucking believe this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13XZvGbTHyW
Does anyone else just notice that the playerbase is too passive? Nobody wants to push up together unless you're playing in a group it seems. It just baffles me how people are seemingly afraid to make that push.
help I can't decide what skin I should buy for Zenyatta
>>153123596
blackbeard
>>153123596
I like Ascendant.
Any legendary's good though.
>>153123547
>Play Zarya
>Literally need other people to push alongside to function
>Genji, Reaper, and Tracer all chicken out as soon as we reach the corner
>>153123596
Ascendant
>>153123596
Buy a bleach.
>>153123596
sunyatta
>>153123482
was a bug
>>153123596
Leave it a default m8, it's his best skin.
>>153123596
Utopia
>>153123547
>lucio breaks it down and speedboosts
>we both run through the choke in hanamura to the point
>look back
>the rest of the team stayed in the choke because torb turrets are scary
>>153123529
mr.beghed
>>153123647
That's basically what happened the last game. the other team figured out that the only players willing to go in were Zarya and Genji, so they spread out and really made a 2v6 push incredibly difficult, no matter how good Genji's ult was. But I've noticed it all week with minority group queues. What was even more baffling was that often times the chickenshits were in a 3-4 stack
>>153123794
>YOU'RE POWERED UP GET IN THERE
>The Genji double jumps and dashes out of the fight
>He had full health
>HE HAD HIS ULT
>It's a "my retarded team doesn't know how to deal with a bastion/torb combo
>>153123547
Sunyatta
>>153123596
Sunyatta is objectively the best
The black and white Epic one is close second
>>153123547
>push the cart as zen (old, Ballon animal zen)
>getting elms and objective time as well as healing
>rein stands back a good 50 yards near a corner
>has 3 friend just hide behind it, throwing a shot once in a while
>rein let's his sheild recharge after everything. One clip of tracer and he says he's gotta recharge
>get the fuck on the cart. Enter the fucking iris
>rein slowly inches up, holds his sheild up while reviving 300 health a second
>no one wants to shoot through his sheild
I swear to fuck people are such Fucking cower ds in this game.
>>153123947
>It's a "5 people can't figure out how to stop a Pharah" episode
Like, I'm the Lucio. I shouldn't be expected to stop their Pharah.
>It's a Ana is the only healer match and you are playing Tracer
What fun.
>>153124034
>Get Earthshatter
>My ultimate is ready!(Earthshatter)
>HAMMER DOWN!
>5 people, including both support are knocked down
>Firestrike Zen, Pin Mercy
>Die
>Entire team was around the corner trying and failing to kill a mechless D.Va
>>153123478
it will be 35 years soon
before i know it i'll be a wagecuck slaving my lonely life away
>>153124187
>Why won't people play heroes that fit my needs so I can have fun?
>>153123794
This happened way too much when I was playing Lucio.
Also
>Be Reinhardt
>Shield up and walk on the enemy during choke
>Nobody fucking followed
>Nobody was behind my shield at any time
>>153124268
more like WHY WON'T ANA FUCKING HEAL PEOPLE. I'M BASTION WITH GOLD HEALING
>>153124292
I know this feel. The only time I play Reinhardt is when I'm in a duo-queue with my buddy, and he can actually tell me besides himself who, if anybody, is standing behind my shield. Rearview mirror when?
>>153124051
Shit, are you me, I just had a similar situation.
>Playing the healer
>Enemy Phara flying around being an annoying dick
>My entire team just fucking ignores her while she keeps picking off weakened teammates
>The Roadhog on out team would try to snipe her out of the air with his shotgun instead of hooking her
>play in a 5-stack
>face nothing but meme comps
What is it about partying up that makes people in this game so fucking cancerous?
>>153122831
Wouldn't you feel her erection poking you instead
>>153110905
>Reaper
>Ryona
>>153124393
>Have a McCree AND an Ana
>Neither at any point tried to take out Pharah
51 kill streak and 53 total kills. Guess who killed her(twice)
>>153124454
Sometimes it's fun. Earlier we had a game that ended up being 6 Tracer vs 6 Symmetra
>>153122269
https://youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I
It's around 9:43
This is the worst ARG I've ever seen.
>>153114783
that's just tickrate fucking you up, nothing wrong with hog
>>153110905
>Mercy
>Brainwashing/mind breaking
Huh, really makes you think
> Your team of Randos beats the enemy six-stack
Is there a better feeling?
It's koreatime for those who care.
>>153124393
>play mercy for some reason
>my team ignores the tracer/genji once they slip past them because they're not being attacked
>they jump on me
>1v1 a tracer
>drop her to critical with headshots
>she recalls, sticks me with her bomb, then blinks away
>"lol why do we have battle mercy"
Must remember never to play mercy when not duo-queueing
>>153124454
>5-stack
But why? You really couldn't find a 6th guy?I fucking hate 5-stacks since they all try to gang up on me
>>153110905
>zarya
>slutty outfits
hmm wonder if theres any art out there
>>153124504
>>153124504
No, it's nestled snugly within your anus.
>>153124651
I just ask that you do your job as a tank
>>153124507
Fun for who? Not the people who have to suffer 6 Mei constantly blocking everything or 3 bastions 3 reinhardts.
I just want the option to have single hero limits in QP. Fuck muh tryhard meta in comp, I'm fine with less than perfect teams in a game, just give me to option to avoid those shitlords.
>>153124504
It's called a nipple, idiot.She likes sleeping with only shorts on.
>>153124696
Right? Or would it be raising the bed sheets?
>>153124719
Oh, that's nice.
>>153110905
Reinhardt
Bara
Can someone edit this with Fareenah, thanks
>>153124268
Ana's don't heal anybody unless they are on the other team.
>>153124735
key word. sometimes. Herostacking is aids, but they'll never remove it from QP(because its only QP lmao stop trying to win and enjoy yourself its only a game haha), so yeah. Also, trying to beat 6 Winston as 6 Genji, and succeeding? that's a rush
>>153124752is this what kissing a person looks like?
>>153124590
Pavementpork has become so much less bullshit with 60hz. You still get hooked, it just looks right now.
>>153124735
>gangus rage AFK when someone picks their weeb
I hope with this new streaming shit you can upload footage along with a report so people can get banned straight away rather than wait for 75+ people to report them
>>153124752
I am the camera man
>>153124824
10/10
>>153124882
More or less, if you open your eyes, the perspective looks fucked, like when you move your finger close to your eyes and you see two fingers?
Well, something like that happens because her face is literally in front of you.
You would only see it like in that webm if you closed your right eye since the other one is going to be looking into her nose.
It's awkward, so that's why people close their eyes when kissing.
>>153124527
>step into my palace
>>153124245
wageslaving is not how I would have wanted to spend the last dozen years of my life but because I live in a cheap area and have no ambitions I should be able to become a neetin a few years
>>153111834
>o- okay...
>>153124527
How is her voice so perfect
>Blizzard said hero stacking was an "essential aspect of Overwatch" after people complained
>immediately afterward change their minds and institute the 1HL in comp
>Blizzard said they got rid of their beta comp ranking system because people felt like people would eventually all end up on same rank since they couldn't drop down a rank
>in season 2, they're implementing that same system
What are they going to go back on their word with next?
>>153125232
Everybody votes healer.unless I'm healer
>>153124527
>yfw ''OH LALA'' is changed to ''ARA ARA'' in Japanese
>>153117293
>>153125362
french is cuter than japanese though
>>153125371
I want to eat out Widow's asshole for hours.
>>153125310
>7% of team damage taken
Why the fuck some squishies don't die when I hook+shoot+melee them? Am I missing something as pavement pig?
>>153125309
I just really hope they make it two hero limit in both comp and quick play
>>153125371
>that subtle wrinkle in her suit just above her ass
>Some fuck plays Widowmaker or Mei the entire game and contributes nothing
>Changes to a different class seconds before we lose
For what purpose.
>>153121294
>used to pick on Gengi at the Hanamura arcade.
>secretly had a crush on him.
Its just like my japanese animes.Her ultimate should be "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR"
>have great aim
>take time off
>everything now feels foreign
FIX ME
>>153125452
Small hit boxes. Most characters, you aim up a bit and plug their face with scrap. With tracer and genji, you aim sighting down, chest level to land the most.
>>153125442
>>153125469
>69 â–¶
>File: 1469154916317.gif (109 KB, 205x260)
me too
>>153125452
>Am I missing something
Yes, namely them with half of your pellets
>>153125310
>Match time 7:29
>1,598
>7%
That's the saddest scorecard I've ever seen.
Genji must have carried more than Atlas.
>>153124651
Because I have 4 friends who play Overwatch.
>>153125232
I feel you, anon.
>playing Zarya on London defense
>premade on my team went full meme format with hanzo
>enemy has double donkey dongs
>my barriers and lasers are the only thing keeping everyone alive
>killing apes like the cincinatti zoo handlers
>we hold off the point
>end match with 3 golds
>high energy card
>votes go to lucio who did 5k healing
>>153125643
>153125643
I was a 2 minute backfill, so yeah
>>153124637
I feel you. Playing Mercy is the equivalent to having a death wish, the enemy will completely ignore the rest of your team and go out of their way just to kill you.
I've had a few matches where my teammate(s) will look after me, but usually that's not the case.
>tfw you have your own personal Soldier 76 be your designated protector
>Listening to the Widowmaker thing
>Roomate walks in and asks why I'm watching porn in the front room
>>153125880
How did you respond to this situation.
>no whipping your dick out and establishing your dominance in the household.
>>153125880
https://youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I?t=14m16s
Slutmaker is pretty good
>>153114237
>>153114237
Contrarianism.
>>153125989
My dick is weird, man. Like, it's not small. it's 6 inches, but my balls are gigantic and makes it looks smaller because of it.I end up sitting on them when I get drunk
>>153125724
That's shitty. The only Lucio I felt who deserved their EPIC is one on my team who healed over 10k damage
>>153110905
WidowmakerAnal
>>153126028
>that fucking tracer face in the video
20 keks
>>153126085
I'd blow you, anon.
>>153125880
Just tell him it's just some whore talking
>>153125452
Shots hitting only partially, symmetra shields, torb armor, healing between m1 and melee... It just happens sometimes.
>>153126085
>big ballspost pics
>>153126289
I don't want to get banned again
>>153126343
But the image limit has been reached, post it on imgur.
>>153126343
link it
>rein sees me as road hog comming straight at him
>holds up his sheild
It just makes my job so much easier. Son, your gonna die, at least swing a bit and help your team. Or we could play the quick draw game:can you hit me before I hook you?
>Fill out that template
>Image limit hits
im crying for real right now
>>153126289
this please
>>153126530
Shut the fuck up.
>>153126530
Post your tears in the next thread
tfw you play on console and Tracer and Genji are unkillable
>>153126598
but they're on my unkempt lard covered face
>>153126651
even better
>>153126638
Winston reporting.
>>153126638
Genji I can see. Tracer is piss easy to kill though
>>153126638
> tracer
She's definitely killable. Genji is pretty shitty to deal with though
>>153120676
nice bait
>8.0009%
>Symmetra has her teleporter up
>No one uses it
>>153126794
>still caring
>>153126827
>not saving the tele charges for when the point is contested and you actually need to be there immediately
>IMAGE LIMIT REACHED
>>153126889
>>153126889
>>153126889
NEW
>>153126913
But it was
>>153126343
please anon show us
>>153126926
>making a new thread just because of image limit
>making a new thread when there's already an unused one
We now have 3 (THREE) threads up
>>153126926
>~70 posts too early
At least it's not the spammer's thread.
>>153126926
Wait for reply limit you sperg.
>>153127096
People are retarded, what can you do.
>>153113395
first time seeing this. is it supposed to be funny? what's the point?
>>153116693
>>153116648
>kill everyone, mercy first, right near a B point outside their spawn
>mercy zips back using their soul as a marker and rezzes them with a second or so left on their respawn timer
Wow, totally impossible.
>>153114731
>Mercy
>OP
What's the fastest way to get my MMR down? This Zarya/Genji/McCree meta is getting pretty boring.
Why do we got 2 (read: TWO!) thread you sperglords?
>>153133956
Maybe i should make a new one? It's not like the mods care.
Last for Lena.
>>153110905
MercyTake a fucking guess
When's Sombra
>>153122324
sauce
>>153124527
>everything from 1:05 to 1:29
sweatingman.jpg
>>153140462
Sometime September.
Most likely mid
>>153120968
>hero others find boring but you love
>skillrat
which game are you playing?
>>153124051
>play lucio
>have to go and kill all the snipers because nobody else will_fun_
>>153119049
nice try anon. or should i sayhanzo in disguise
>Feel like a good Ana
>Good healing and accurate sleep darts
>Reliable ults onto key targets
>Consistantly 1v1ing DPS heroes
>33% winrate
Where did I go wrong? Quickplay?
>>153140462
September 6th
Believe it
>>153122485
I just realized, give that dude a wig and he looks just like zaryas punk skin portraits
>>153113560
>>153114770
Its super easy to do now with the changes they made to wall climbing. Just spam spacebar.
>>153114982
>>153114920
>"Elena Packard"
Mother of god....
>Alternatively the% will hit 23, an important Sombra number, in 12 days corresponding to the start of Season 2
People who are resigned to an October release date are stupid, it's a red herring
>>153110905
Mei
Mindbreak
>>153113815
So what is the deal with this pic? Is it an old one and no longer canon, because the timeline of the characters seems all kind of fucked up there.
>>153165614
only rein is fucked up. lena is time displaced so its okay for her to look the same, and angela is a reanimated corpse in the present day so its fine for her to look the same too, and everyone else looks just as they should for the time period, but rein looks as old as he is in the present day.
I'm gonna make a torbjorn pacha edit. Should I do one of the legendaries skin or just vanilla?
Bump?