Mei burnt the casserole again edition!
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
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>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>shitty countdown for sombra who cares
http://amomentincrime.com/
Previous thread: >>153074179
>>153089521
Where's Tracer? I want to kick her ass.
sombra
>>153089739
>Even though he's way more fun to play when you're up in everyone's faces, people choose to sit back and blindly fire
Fucking this.
The trick with junkrat is to be on top of the enemy, shitting grenades into their mouths. The enemy is more scared of your grenades and traps and will be trying to dodge them more than trying to aim for you.
Tracer
Fuck widow.
>>153089506
Are you implying theres any other way to play junkrat?
OTP
>>153089521
>could have posted fat Widowmaker
>instead makes edgy abuse joke
17 is still too young to browse 4chan, bud.
daddy
>>153089521
Posting best girl (Mei) alone or with Junkrat is highly encouraged
>>153090043
>teabagging windows10 ass
this turns me on
Goddamn is there anyone more fun than an aggressive rein? I dont think so.
Smashing squishies who are scrambling and shitting bricks at you is so satisfying
So, Blizzard is looking into ways to fix Lucio's competitive skill rank assessment. What type of stats could they track for Lucio to help legitimize speedsters? My stats are noticeably better the worse my team is doing.
I think "Team Critical %" would help for all support; the percent of the game where at least one of your allies is at critical health. Perhaps ignoring allies with self-heals that aren't on cooldown and who are still charging their ultimates.
reposted: >>153090091
Tank-top skin for Mei when
>>153090056
fat women deserve to be bullied until they lose weight, it's what is best for them.
>>153090043
Gladly.
>>153090056
fuck off fat bitch
you and your fat shit is disgusting
>>153090175
she is only good alone
Anyone else instaleave if theres a widow on their team?
Literally 5vs 6
Junkrat and Tracer are in love!
>>153090424
>Literally 5vs 6
I think everybody knows what happens if somebody leaves.
no u
>>153090247
He probably ranked so low compared to others because his healing is passive. If they fix that he should be fine, he can get a decent amount of elims/obj elims and he's great at obj time.
I just blew the fattest load of my life but my benis broke and it shoot out the side.
>>153090053
Why are all the female characters in this game weaker and less picked than the male characters?
>Lucio and Zen are the best healers
>Junkrat and Hanzo are the best offense
>McCree and Genji are the best Offense
>Reinahrdt and Roadhog are the best Tanks
Really makes one ponder
reminder that d.va is junkrat's property
What unorthadox ways have you seen heros being played?
I just fought against a rein that played like a flaker absolutely fucking us up. Always had a pocket healer so was too hard to kill.
>>153089521
Mei is for abusing
>>153090712
>Zarya has a literal 100% pickrate
>>153090247
The problem is that healers like Mercy and Lucio get better stats when the team is sucking for the most part which leads to a loss. It's a baseline flaw that might be hard to fix.
>>153090662
I bet they both constantly have yeast infections. Their teeth stained by cranberry juice. Stings to piss 90% of the time.
>>153090717
delet this
>>153090826
Zarya is not a female, Zarya is a herm. Her muscle mass is physically impossible in a natural female body.
>>153090249
Ask all the lazy fat cosplayers who have ski pants but lack the skill to put together a endothermic blaster prop.
>>153090275
this desu
>>153090043
I know it's ironic, but I can't help but laugh at this webm.
Help a nigga out and tell me how to deal with roadhog. I forget.
>>153090559
Lucio has the highest healing/match of any hero and will usually have a gold in healing if stacked with a primary healer, even with leaving speed boost on most of the game.
This guy explains the problem:
>>153090853
The better you are at actually supporting your team, the better they're killing and the less damage they're taking. The less enemies get past them and start taking a significant amount of damage from your attacks. The less often shit hits the fan and you have to pop your defensive ult to save everyone.
>>153089521
>>153091174
dodge
>>153090712
Ana is a good healer. She's just not used as much.
Widowmaker is a good sniper, if you can land headshots and aim.
A Tracer that actually knows how to utilize the Shift and E is scary thing when you're defending. She can keep healing herself and refill her ammo if she moves right.
Zarya is the most picked tank in the entire game.
But you can't base how good a character is entirely on what Comp. uses. You almost sound like you don't really play the game and just read what the "pros" in Comp are using. Mercy needed a buff, that's for sure.
>>153090662
STOP DRESSING UP PHARAH LIKE A SLUT
Who needs some Lana dose?
>>153091174
Reap him. Reap him in the mouth, ass, and back of the knee maybe.
Or just play as Tanksbane Mei.
>>153091331
Fag. That's one of the least slutty tops a girl can wear.
>>153091354
I try reaper but he just hooks me and fucks my ass. Mei it is then. Thanks.
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Winston's return to Horizon Lunar Colony
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the peanut butter n banana a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Winston primal raged, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Winston starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"W-Winston, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Winston screamed and beat his chest
>"I work hard all fucking night in SCIENCE and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Monkey said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY ORANGUTAN!" Winston slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the science with Torb, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME HARAMBE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Winston slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and peanut butter on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
>>153091174
Pull his mask off.
>>153091430
Ignore him. He's from UAE.
>>153091174
play McCree
stay out of hook range
enjoy free ult chargeMcCree is the answer to literally every "how do I deal with ____" question
>>153091343
I want to see Lena have her voice box removed and being sold into Islamic sexual slavery in the next Blizzard animated short.
>>153091485
>I burnt the peanut butter n banana a-again
Bitch deserved it this time.
>>153091220
I'd never even thought of reaper as an abusive person. That's kinda interesting.
Any expectations for what will happen when sombra's countdown reaches 100%?
I think it'll be another countdown.
>>153091343
>Ana catches Lena flirting with Pharah
>she tells Mercy who takes a sample of Lucio's pozzed blood and puts it in a hypodermic syringe
>Ana shoots it into Lena under the guise of healing her
This is canon.
Am I good at reaper?
I default to him alot so he's kind of my "srs" hero.
>>153091703
They'll tell us the release date.
>>153091575
Doesn't his revolver have falloff damage though? You can still do enough even out of hook range? I've seen some crazy hook distance.
>>153091485
Is it wrong that my dick got hard?
>>153091485
>I work hard all fucking night in SCIENCE
kek
>>153091703
they'll release her on the ptr for a week then into the game.
>>153091485
Now this is a high quality meme
Help a nigga out and post some Wallpapers and Lewds too
>>153090247
>>153090853
just make lucio track the only stat that matters. Wins and losses.
>>153090163
>this shitty Sombra ARG that hasn't revealed anything we didn't know in a month
>countdown to another countdown
>remove the competitive game mode for god knows what reason instead of just removing rank for a few weeks
What the fuck is wrong with Blizzard?
>>153091824
falloff damage doesn't matter when his hitbox is fucking humongous and you can land every shot consistently
>>153092135
>that Mercy
Did ONE draw this?
>done placement on PTR
>didn't get shit luck with teams like on the main server
>tfw it doesn't matter
>>153090964
Unlike Reinhardt who is 100% natty
>>153091703
It'll hit 23%, shit will pop off, Sombra Protocol will be updated to 2.3 and the upload rate is going to skyrocket.
After that, release on PTR as soon as comp starts
I'm starting to think this game might not be for me...
I had a panic attack while playing Overwatch. I was playing hanamura on defense and my whole team had died. We were about to lose the point and they all had to respawn all the way back.
Idk I got scared. Maybe it was all the enemies around me and that I would certainly get killed. My heart was beating out of my chest and i started shaking. I saw one enemy hanzo coming towards the wall i was hiding behind and i quickly unplugged my pc before he could get me. I cried for like 10 minutes after that.
>>153090759
Try dealing with one of those 100hs offense Zenyattas, discord and great aim is a 3 second death sentence to any hero
>>153092135
So is she into it or not in this pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYPUubOF-HE
>>153091487
Would he die?
this picture here?
literally /owg/ canon. how does that make you feel?
>>153090163
>he will never be your hero dad and protect you from everything
why live
>>153090775
>Mei and Zarya are shipped together
>domestic violence is most common between lesbian couples
Looks about right.
CONFIRMED
>>153092552
Did anyone screencap the posts that guy made who actually believed this or was it just mock retardation? I've never seen someone believe that meme before.
>>153091220
I shouldn't be aroused like this
So guys, I finally did it.
I broke my no fapping rule and jacked off to Pharah again. I just didn't know she was such a popular character in the SFM world, but then I went to that one chicks tumblr where she posts overwatch SFM every day and I probably jacked off 3 times. It sucks, because I almost lasted 5 days without fapping. I told myself I would jack off 15 more times before I block that tumblr and continue on with my life.
I failed you all..
>>153092403
>healcucks in charge of doing anything other than being healbots
>>153092570
thats me sniffing right there
english d.va sound is so annoying
wtf blizzard
>>153091751
I'm terrible at reaper. I think you need to step it up senpai.
>>153092639
Mei is clearly the abusive one in that relationship.
>Zarya loves her so much and is so afraid of hurting her with her superior strength, she never fights back
>>153092403
Can healsluts do anything right? Besides getting themselves pozzed
Anyone still playing this shitty game?
Everyone from the /owg/ ID list stopped playing completely.
Lmao
>>153092250
>guy on the forum had 1k difference between 1st PTR placements and after a reset (don't know which)
I don't know, but i feel season 2 will be way more retarded than season 1, and i say that as a solocuck that went from 53 to hovering around low 70s. God, i don't want to waste a lot of useless garbage matches just so i can finally get some matches with and against people that aren't clinically retards.
>>153092403
Jesus man, and I thought I got anxiety from multiplayer games.
>>153092025
That won't work. Firstly, win/loss is too random during the initial 10 placement matches. They need to figure out how well you're doing despite winning or losing. I did the PTR placements twice with Zenyatta lately, one winning 7 games (and tying one), and then the second time losing 7 games. They gave me Diamond both times, so good job Blizzard.
The other reason win/loss can't work is because the better their matchmaking system is, the closer you're going to be to 50%. Having a win rate above 50% means the MMR is undervaluing you, or Blizzard isn't able to find enough people around your level that can compete for some reason.
>>153090056
Fatfag please stop making threads
>>153092676but which one has the nicest dick
>>153092854
>asian mercy
NO
Fareeha!
>>153092403
it's ok lucio bro
not all of us are gifted to break it down
>>153092854
I'm waiting until season 2 starts so I can play quickplay again without worrying about running into tryhard stackers.
How does this image make you feel, /owg/?
>>153092854
That happens when QP is a mix of trolls and comp tryhards
>>153092576
Because you aren't a reddit fuck who finds these shitty work-safe memes funny or entertaining in the slightest.
>>153092925
Jack was the only one who filled her up.
Gabriel had this tiny dick and Reinhardt had a really long one but wasn't thick and seemed kind of depressed.
Though in their defence Ana had this massive gaping pussy.
>>153092403
Dude I feel you. This fucking game is too intense and being a healer is the most excruciating thing you can be.
I sometimes don't play because anxiety.
>>153092903
The thing is unlike most champions If you are playing lucio the other team has a lucio as well. You can just make it so that rating is scaled for lucio vs lucio matchups with the lucio that wins. People can try and pretend they always get bad teams and are mmr hell or w/e but the fact of the matter is that over a large number of games you will end up where you belong
>>153093064
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euQjaCjnRGU
>>153093064
if anybody should be lovingly domming junkrat it's me.
>>153093142
Is that a chick? What did they do to McCree?
>>153093064
>>153092942
>Your face when you spot free target practice in the sky
>>153091485
fucking gold right here
>>153093142
>>153092403
Haha pussy it's a fucking video game.
Want to get over it? Do nothing but suicide teleporter symmetra for 10 games straight. Remind yourself that you are a cunt playing a game full of faggots.
>>153092403
I feel you, anon.
I have severe anxiety disorder and I get panic attacks if people start raging at me or even question why I have such bad aim (shaking from anxiety). Wish I could hug you my man.
>>153092676
Ahem
Democrats
>Tracer
>Lucio
>Bastion
>Winston
>Zenyatta
>Rein
>Genji
>D.va
>Ana
Republicans
>Torb
>Zarya
>Widow
>Mercy
>Symmetra
>Roadhog
>McCree
Independents
>Pharah
>Reaper
>Junkrat
>76
>>153089521
Report this OP for being made by
>>>/pol/
and promoting domestic violence
OWG has never promoted this, this is a vandalization of our OP
>>153093370
>we're all living in america
>>153093218
I want to fuck the rabbit?
>>153093349
beauty
but Reinhardt does not strike me as a sub, try the other way aroundor better, try jack and gabriel
>>153093370
nigger shut the fuck up
>>153093349
>>153092676
What website is this?
>>153092530
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Zarya starts throwing pots and pans around*
>USELESS WHORE
>cyka blyat
fixed it for ya.
>>153093257
I pity the fool
>>153093370
Delete this right now
Have you ever abandoned a main because of a nerf?
Sorry Hana Song, but you are once again pretty useless on the PTR, its Zenyatta for me now
>>153093191
>over a large number of games you will end up where you belong
That's the ideal. Season 1 was a little fucked, though, since winning or losing streaks could throw your number way off in one play session, even if you have hundreds of matches behind you.
S2 on the PTR seems a little better. I placed relatively low on my second time, but sprung up rapidly to near-Master over just a couple games. Both before and after the reset, I'd sit just below Master without too much up and down even with streaks.
Maybe less satisfying for fags who like grinding numbers higher, but I like accurate assessments.
>>153093214
But what about me, anon? I love him too, what will I do?
>>153093370
>rein
>democrats
kek
>>153093515
>>153093515
>She's seen his dick.png
>>153093605
>He didn't play D.va pre-buff.
Lad. This nerf is nothing.
>>153090043
such skill how could any human pull this off?
>>153092854
Damn son where'd you find this?
>>153092530
>>153093705
>>153093515
>>153093257
>>153093142
Let the shipping wars begin.
>>153093605
Not a direct nerf, but I pretty much abandoned Pharah after McSkill buffs
>>153093691
>Protects people weaker than him
>Accepting of everyone
Sounds like a demo to me.
>>153093835
Just wait for the end
>>153093382
go back to your hugbox before I slam your head against the counter like Reyes
>>153093705
>>153093835
>>153092530
Better than the original to be quite honest family
>>153093835
Pharah Mcree is the one ship I like, since they are both justice fags.
>>153092807
>>153091751
Are these good pharah stats? I don't even know what's good.
>>153093665
Sharing is caring.
>>153093872
>imblying he would ever be soft on mudslimes after growing up during post Mama Merkel's Deutschland
>>153093914
>>153093957
>having taste this shit
>>153093605
>abandoned a main
Never. I've used Widow before and after the nerf.
>>153093459
The affinity was like 27% when Reinhardt was topping. Makes sense, his currywurst would kill anyone.
Here's them 2 tsundere dad.
Reyes' dick was too small for Jack.
>>153091751
>>153094027
>>153092807
Forgot the image.
>>153094051
thanks for the rare Jamison, anon!
Have one from my collection!
Loli Fareeha
>>153094252
Yoga pants Mercy skin when?
>literally every other post ITT has tumblr fan art attached
You fags don't even know how gay you are, that's the sad part.
>>153093957
No, anon, you don't get to have a good taste in ships and make sense. Fuck off.
>>153093914
Literal cunt
>>153093605
>implying this nerf breaks DVA
>>153092676
That's sad.
>>153094252
young mcree is literally uncle dante
skin when
>>153094252
I wonder when were gonna get the sex machine on the far left
>>153094367
doesnt mercy already wear yoga pants?
what does mercy wear on her legs
So, it's pretty much confirmed that Sombra will have a Dia de Los Muertos motif, right?
>>153093914
fucking bitch
>only use Blackwatch Reyes skin
>just got fourth legendary for Reaper
Fuck wat do
>>153094252
How the fuck is young McCree not a skin yet
>>153092854
>>153094409
>>153094520
She hates him due to his criminal activity. This would have been right after he was arrested and forced to join Blackwatch.
>>153094602
COWBOYS ARE COOL, DOCTORS ARE LOSERS.
>>153094252
>Torbjorn and Mercy's matching ponytails
>>153094236
That's a pretty nice Jamison.
>>153094393
Oh yeah let's only post the absolute mountains of original art this general is producing
Oh wait
>the moment mei uses her ult and turns into an ice block but you block it and your team surrounds her
>>153094027
I'm a decent pharah, pic related are my stats. Stats aren't everything though.Over 2 kdr and over 2 elims a min mean you're not dead weight as an offense hero, generally.
They really need a way to pick what game mode you wanna play.
I don't have time to play KoTH. I just want to do a quick attack or defense game.
>>153094593
omg guys overwatch is dying what will we ever DO????///
>>153094602
Don't mind them, they're just mad because Mercy is cucking McCree.
>>153094614
Roadhog nerf when
There's nothing a team of them can't do
So what did everyone think of the sombra pic from amomentincrime?
I mean, I was really disappointed but I think that's what blizzard designed everything about her to be.
>>153094687
They should just split up the rounds of KotH like they split up the attack/defence rounds of the other modes, in Quickplay of course. Seems like most people wouldn't really care about changing teams between rounds.
>>153094085
this series was actually pretty good
>>153094592
Because Old McCree is just Young McCree with more hair on his face.
>>153094989
It was better than I expected, but my expectations were low to begin with.
>enter match
>backfill
>gibraltar attack
>30 seconds remaining
>no healer, 3 tanks 1 dps
>payload hasn't moved past the first corner
>pick lucio
>touch the payload for 3 seconds
>gold medal in objective time
WHEN THE FUCK IS COMP COMING BACK?
>>153094667
not him but this general isn't about producing art
it's about discussion
>>153094920
Get up on places that require a mobility ability.
>>153094732
The graph's shows interest in Overwatch is leveling off, actually.
>>153094462
That's Genji before Hanzo thought he'd give his brother a fire bath.
>>153094787
I don't mind at all.
>>153094989
>So what did everyone think of the sombra pic from amomentincrime?
what
>>153093370
>Reinhardt being democrat when he's known to be a nazi in the past
>Symmetra being republican when she's known to be the only autistic hero in the game with no voice lines for other characters
>D.va and Genji caring about politics and not about doing weeb stuff
>Roadhog republican and Junkrat independent when they do everything together, it should bve either both republicans or both independents
kek, nice try tumblr fag
heal slut?
>>153094893
I caught a Torb doing this to me once. Shit was awkward.
who /master/ here?
>>153094484
Pantyhose
>friend wants me to buy Overwatch
>okay, let's see how much this is
USD 59.99
>switch region
>wonder if Blizzard w-
EUR 59.99
Yep
>>153095208
>people think Roadhog likes Junkrat and isn't just a bodyguard
>>153095176
>he hasn't seen it yet
>>153095316
Popular game friend
>>153093868
Same, but it's not just McSkill. Literally everyone can deal with Pharah. It was not apparent when matched vs level 30 players, but now everyone has 2-3 stars and knows what to do to Pharahs.
>you'll never tenderly do her
http://rule34hentai.net/image/179699
>>153095316
>consolefags
not even once
>>153092839
Fuck I don't mind if it's lesbian I just want Meibuse fics with her being the abuser
>>153095385
How did you know he's a consolefag?
$59 is the Origins version.
>>153095141
So we should post absolutely no art whatsoever?
Drawings cannot be created from discussion?
>>153094893
Widowmaker is on a whole different level. Jesus Christ.
>>153095292
It's what Torb is good for
>>153095316
You've got it wrong. Overwatch ORIGINS is $60. Just plain overwatch is $40. Still hefty but not as bad. All the origins provides is a couple of skins (albeit good ones but not worth $20) and a bunch of shit for other blizzard games, which is completely worthless if you don't play other blizz games.
>>153095437
It's a $40 game if you buy the non-Origins PC version.
Does anyone actually like Seagull? Why is he the face of overwatch competitive?
>The hero with the best design, but you don't play them because you're awful at their style of play
What's that hero's name?
>>153095470
This is an awful picture
>>153095514
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
>>153095528
rain heart
>>153095528
I love all of Reinhardt's skins but I'm fucking horrible at playing tank.
>>153094252
How can anyone deny that McCree isn't gay?
>>153092639
>domestic violence is most common between lesbian couples
i'm gonna need to see the statistics on that claim
>Everyone's characters talk about how they don't want to lose
>these lines are usually spoken by the people who are fighting tanks 50 meters away from the cart
>>153095528
I guess Widowmaker? I'm decent with everybody except her really.
>>153090053
why does mercy look like that wtf
>didn't abuse genji more
I mean, at least not in ranked.
I just went on 40 plus killstreak against a team of six.
Tracer is a menace, but genji is a downright terror against people who can't kill him
help
>>153095572
looks fine to me
>>153095714
Does he somehow exhibit straight characteristics (or gay for that matter) in this picture? Am i missing something?
HEALSLUtS
>>153095528
Reinhardt. I always love a good rein on my team but fuck me hes useless if your teammates aren't working with you. Pretty much every time I peak with a rein shield everyone else just wants to sit back and watch me tank, and I'm terrible at charging. STAND BEHIND THE FREE POKE WALL YOU FUCKS
>>153095385
Do tell.
>>153095906
He's attractive, only gays can be attractive.
>>153095906
tumbltards just want to yaoi ship male characters
>>153095860
that's what ya get
>>153095860
>Numbani is just a potemkin village
Colour me unsurprised
What if Overwatch had fall damage for certain characters? How different would the game be?
>Tracer is the only DPS hero with a ulti that doesn't give at least one *FREE* kill
Why did they make the lob arc so awkward ? Should be a straight line projectile, like Ana's, but a bit more fat because it's a "grenade".
>>153095471
This is an imageboard friend. Images are going to be made from disscussions on a board. What he was getting at was the tumblr_ images that has homoshit and shipping. 80% of the time it's a shitpost.
ex.junkrat, pharamercy,"daddy"76
>>153095336
>people think Roadhog could do shit on its own and not by the help of Jamison
>>153095528
Reaper. Wouldn't say I'm bad at playing him, but it's just too boring.
>Still no no-jacket skin
WHY
when i play the ptr my porgress from the normal game doesnt save so im really low level and i have no coins
how do i fix this
>>153095628
>>153095657
>tfw terrible at rein but play him anywaysIt doesn't help that he's my default 'carry' character and he's useless with a shit team
>>153095792
SFM messes with the eyes. Even Pharah looks weird.
>>153095385
>>153095437
https://eu.battle.net/shop/en/product/overwatch-origins
What's your next case, Sherlock? The mystery of the missing dick? Hint: try your ass.
Is it possible tochange the voice settings on console?
>tfw attack torb
>tfw koth and defense sym
every game until u like it
>>153096140
I like to play reaper once in a while when I don't feel like thinking too hard on what I'm doing. Just chillin and reapin.
>>153096185
play live instead of ptr
>>153096097
It shouldn't be a free kill. She can farm ults insanely fast
>>153096013
>>153096041
Anon said ISN'T gay though
>>153096185
You don't
The snapshot the PTR makes isn't exactly from when it drops, it's a bit before
>>153096062
Of course, fucking commies.
>>153096097
it literally is a free kill if you're not a dumbfuck
but you play tracer so whatever
>>153096097
Better question is, why aren't other heroes' ults like Tracer's?
>>153096013
most gay guys are ugly
I don't know what you are on about.
>>153095471
talking about irrelevant shit like d.va's cock and phamercy is retarded. You have ship wars somewhere else
>>153095528
Bastion
>>153096069
It would be worse. Kaplan talked about how they used to have fall damage but then that meant heroes that could get to high places like Widowmaker and Reaper were basically stuck up there or had to use abilities to get back down. Pharah also had to use her jetpack a little before landing or she'd die. Then when they started tweaking the damage on a per-hero basis they realized it was a waste of time for something that didn't add anything to gameplay.
>>153096213
I was just curious because I forgot it was cheaper on PC. I thought maybe he thought only consolefags could change region for some reason, which sounded retarded.
Chill.
First time playing genji for a whole match.
Rate
>>153095528
Zenyatta has the best design in my book but I'm actually pretty decent with him.
As far as best of who I'm shitty with, both the Shimada bros.
>>153096553
>Gold objective time on Genji
>dude with silver crest
>plays soldier
>gets boosted by ana every time he gets his ult
>has a pocket mercy too
>on QP
I will never understand healsluts
>>153096553
That depends. Was this done on live or on the PTR after his nerf?
>>153096521
>>153096213
There is no standard version on consoles, only the origins. Cuckonsoles are good goyims used to pay 60$ no matter how much content the game has, so Actiblizz went full jew of them.
Thanks for paying for the next patches, consolebros :^).
>>153095528
Genji
I'm trying, but I can't aim.
>>153096143
I'm still waiting for casual clothes skins
>>153096759
Live.
>Dorado defense
>team was absolute shit
>playing lucio because i'm to odrained to put in an effort
>steamrolled to last point
>team gets it together and contests for a full 5 minutes
>soundbarriers whenever the enemy ulted
>whenever one of us died from contesting, another popped up
>our enemies face when we pulled off a clutch win
>>153096767
Yes, we know. Shut up already.
>>153092560
It would be painful.
>>153096679
We were on defense.
>>153096270
I think I just had you on my team.
Fuck you.
>>153095528
The new upcoming Reinhardt skin is objectively the best skin so far, but I do play Reinhardt and your question is retarded.
A hero that I would like to be good at is McCree but his aiming style is very different from the other heroes so I dont bother to learn.
>>153096967
>aiming style
>>153096759
genji isnt nerfed on live?
>>153096143
Because all the "shes not thicc" fags would be on suicide watch
>"I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS"
Is there a cooler sounding ultimate sound?
I dont even play 76
Cutest and best pairing
RYUUJIN NO KEN WO POTGGGGGGG
>quality blizzard matchmaking sticks me at the tail end of a stomp on Gibraltar
>no healer
>go Lucio
>10 seconds later we lose
>Soldier 76 on the team: "wow, gold in heals. Did a better job than our lucio -_-"
>mfw
>>153095316
>consolefags
You can buy a used copy of Overwatch for the consoles. You won't be able to claim the Origins awards, but you won't use those skins anyway.
eBay has copies going for $40 or less.
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Zenyatta's return to the monastery
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the sprockets n' cogs a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That is quite unfortunate!" Zenyatta states calmly, patting Lena's head
>"It brings me joy to see you pursue such a fulfilling craft and I am sure you will improve with further teaching. It honors me to have such a kind and thoughtful student."
>"Z-zen, I'm s-sorry..."
>"I accept your apology. Peace be upon you!" Zenyatta beamsThis is what omniggers and clankolds actually believe.
>>153095507
That's significantly better, then.
>>153096270
>want to try the unorthodox heroes for KOTH like symmetra
>my autism goes into overdrive and I cant make myself do it
I just cant into joke picks
>>153097084
well here's your (you) I guess, you tried so hard
>>153096925
Well considering I just won my past three matchesI hope not you faggot
>>153096806
Its good in terms of damage and eliminations. Though this is coming from someone who is complete garbage with Genji.
If you had done this on the PTR after his melee animation cancel was removed and his mobility and ultimate time being reduced, I would be even more impressed since you'd show me that you can do well with him despite his nerf.
>>153097037
I mean that most of the projectiles are not instant and you have to kinda aim in front of heroes when they move.
McCree and Widow are kinda the only heroes who have these direct shots, so I dont want to switch up my aim just for these.
>>153097137
Sym is pretty good on koth if your team can win the first confrontation.
If you lose that first battle, switch.
>>153097050
>Fire in the hole *WROOOOM*
And I don't even play Junkrat but 76and then I shoot his wheel
>>153097037
>flick (mcree / widow)
>mini-flick (hanzo)
>tracking (tracer, zarya, 76, bastion, diva)
>prediction (projectile heros)
>>153097050
It's pretty great
>>153095528
Tracer
Love the Olympics skin, but absolutely shit with her
>>153097084
Tracer loved robot dick. Once you go platinum you never go back
Does the undersea winston skin have anything special?
>>153093370
Nearly all heroes are not political because they're just fighters trying to keep the world safe. Junkrat is literally insane, Bastion is a combat robot that speaks in beep boop, Zen is mostly a pacifist, etc
>>153095528
McCree or Genji
Accuracy will always be terrible and I'm just no good at staying alive
>>153095528
I like Reinhardt's aesthetic, but I'm really trash with him.
Same with Zenyatta, but I'm starting to get better.
heal sluts?
>>153095316
I was wasted and console overwatch has worse frame rates than bad company 2.
Don't buy it for console.
>>153097368
When he dies the oxygen tanks on his back fly around and it looks funny
>>153097368
other than it being his best skin, no
>>153090775
Zarya looks like young joseph jostar in that picture
>>153097587
This is honestly the best skin in the game... hope I see you mananists in-game where I can dominate you with it and trigger you HARD....Battletag is in filename if any shitters want to play with me
Roadhog confirmed the bottom
>>153097745
I got that one in my level 10 loot box this week. then at 14 the T. Racer skin
>>153097745
That skin would be better if she removed the goggles and had a bit more hair on her head
>>153097745
>mananists
>>153097745
>Likes Tracer punk
>adds to block list
>>153097745
Her guns look cool but other than that it's hideous.
Her handpucci isn't even nice looking like it is on her Track skins
>>153095208
>Symmetra
>no voicelines for other characters
Well she has interactions with torbjörn.
>>153097925
And Lucio.
>>153097745
I actually like Punk Tracers because they call everyone wankers.
WANKER, WANKER, WANKER, WANKER, WANKER.
>>153097693
>>153097620
>console Overwatch
>bad frame rates
It runs at 60 and I've never once seen it noticeably dip
>>153095507
>good ones but not worth $20
Why can't they just sell the Strike Commander Morrison separately? ;_;
>>153097745
That made me think.. What do punks think of the whole SJW shitters who semi copy their style?
>>153097068
>get meme'd by the backfill
>pick whatever meme hero
>faggot goes "i picked him first, if only we didn't have 2 of the same"
>another guy calls him out and explain that i just got into the game 10s before the loss
This was way back in the day, but still felt pretty good to see someone with minimum awareness.
>>153097745
>tfw like white hair and shaved sides
Too bad I got the other version.
HOW DO I GIT GUD AS SMUGBERRY????
Whats the trick??? Where should I even position on maps???
>>153097293
What's the joke? He's right about the left glass.
>>153098089
communism
>>153097745
don't like the goggles. and I wish they gave her a mullet with lighting bolts shaved in the side of her head instead of just shaved all around.
also
needs moar hot pink
>>153098058
This.
Nigga's full of shit.
>>153097745
>not slipstream
fuck outta here
>>153098157
Google it. This is what I am doing.
I just wish to know the color of the Dot I should be using, not sure if I go with Red or Green like most people.
>>153097925
Symmetra is basically a nobody when it comes to the story. Lucio too but at least people play him. All other characters have something to do with Overwatch or omnics.
>>153098058
Of all the issues with the console version, none are related to performance. The game runs smooth.
>>153097745
her summer skins are better but the punk falls close behind
>>153098157
Don't stay in one spot for too long or be a straggler.
Otherwise I'm coming in as Genji and I'm gonna go deep.
>>153098345
The fins on the suit and guns look retarded.
Fitting.
>>153098381
Green, almost nothing is green and human eyes naturally see green more.
>>153097745
>Tracer's punk skins
Literally virtual diarrhea
>>153097745
>>153098157
1.learn to aim
2. always wait for 100% shots
3. always try to get headshots
4.stay behind your teammates
>Enemy team tries to hero stack
>They start getting clobbered at the end
>They switch
>>153098157
Just google widow guides. It's mostly just practice to learn to flick shot.
Whats the highest level youve seen? This is happening right now.
>>153095528
McCree. I actually bought the game cause I had the hots for him. Him, Rein and Roadhog are the three best designed aesthetically in game
>>153098506
It's a good feeling. Sucks when your team is too stupid to realize they switched though, and trying to counter 6 Reapers with Winstons or something.
>>153095528
Widowmaker for me I suppose. I like her overall design, its just I can't seem to land a single headshot and just get btfo by other widows/hanzos.
I can get head shots just fine in similar games like TF2, though with widow's scope it just doesn't feel as solid and more inconsistent, at least to me anyway. I never really pick her for that reason since I don't want to drag my team down because I can't aim for crap with her.
>>153098506
>enemy team picks 4 Genjis
>get rekt at first
>team picks 3 monkeys
>they never recover from the hot monkey dick
>>153098609
Dude there are silver players already
>>153098502
5. Die to a flanker, McCree or Helix Rockets.
>>153098663
MERCI
>>153098506
>counterpick as 6 of the same hero
>"wow tryhards"
>>153098635
>counter Reapers with Winstons
????
>>153098609
99-100
>>153094068
>that filename
>>153098609
Had a level 800 (silver two star) tracer against me. Still sucked
When playing on a 2CP map, how can I prevent the enemy from taking the first point? I swear its like these games follow the same format
>Hold off Point A for a while
>With seconds to spare, the enemy team comes rushing with enough ults to kill all the DPS heroes
>They then either capture Point B within mere seconds or we keep them off
>>153098626
>Literally a Clint Eastwood ripoff
Tank-top skin for Mei when
>>153098878
Don't premature ultjaculate?
>>153098878
Since Mercy's rez got nerfed, basically nothing.
Symmetra can help with her TP.
>>153098801
I'm saying our team likely switched to Winstons because the enemy team stacked Genji's or something. But then the enemy team realized we had Winstons and switched to Reapers. Thus our team then consists of people trying to counter Reapers with Winstons. And I'm saying it sucks when your team is too stupid to switch off of Winston when the enemy team has Reapers.
>>153098801
Exactly
>>153097898
>the leather jacket and defaced chrono harness is neat
>get to call people tossers and wankers
>those fucking goggles though
Goggle/visorless alt Tracer skins when?
>>153098878
GIT GUD
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>>153093370
>Mercy providing free health care
>Republican
>>153098878
You don't
CP strongly favors attack
>>153099131
"I'll send you my consolation fee"
"For a price"
>>153098878
Don't die. Defenders have much longer run from the spawn.
But yeah, attackers have the advantage in this game, especially with organized teams.
>>153099131
>free
>>153098506
>>153098765
>team picks 6 Tracers on koth because apparently a prick was trying to play my Tracer, so everyone else realizes it's one of those meme games that it's not worth trying
>lose close round 1
>round 2 and 3 are 5 Zaryas 1 Lucio
>we win easily
I got cancer from how dumb the game was, but still worth seeing the enemy getting platinum mad.
>>153099142
I just want the achievement
>>153099247
To be fair, the second line is when she has her Devil/Imp skin equipped, implying the price to pay is your very Soul
>draws are rare they said
i've had 3 of them already
>>153089521
>Post yfw you never got the summer skin you wanted
Do you guys use different sensitivity with different characters or is that a bad habit? I lowered my sensitivity a lot from what I used to and I'm getting better hits with Soldier, but having a hard time turning with Tracer. Wondering if I should up the sensitivity for her or if just getting used to turning faster with my arm is a better habit.
>>153099247
>consolation
I mean consultation
>>153094462
but anon, reaper has always been in the game :)))
>>153099371
This one
>>153099332
Better than losing I guess
How does everyone feel about the new timebank? Feels weird on certain maps especially hybrids where you don't get any additional time after getting the point or get like a minute to capture a point.
>>153099463
I figured when its a draw, everyone loses since nobody actually won.
>>153099371
>No Burger McCree or Bong Tracer
>>153099332
>Gold Mei gun
You deserve it
>>153099371
I accepted I was never getting Nihon so I'm not even angry
>>153099371
Feels bad.
>>153095860
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>153099371
>get Lucio+Tracer instead of Zarya
>>153099313
>Pick a hero
>Someone else picks him too
>A third player picks him too as a protest
>Everyone else starts memeing and picks him
who symmetra koth/attack torb/defense pistol mercy here
I'm 100% certain that Blizzard have a major hard on for Hanzo and are just going to keep buffing him until he completely breaks the game.
PTR has shown Blizzard has no idea for how to balance their game and fix any real problems. Let's talk about changes that would actually fix Overwatch on the next patch.
Genji
>Ult returned to 8 seconds
>Jumps are reset of an enemy is hit by dash
McCree
>Damage falloff increased greatly past 10 meters
>FtH damage increased by 10 per shot
>Flashbang cooldown increased by 3 seconds
Tracer
>Damage falloff increased
>Ult charge increased
>Blink cooldown increased by 1 second
>25 armor added
Junkrat
>Reload time increased by 1 second
>Tire HP reduced by 50
Hanzo
>Ult charge reduced by 20%
>Double jump like genji added
>New changes to arrow and hitbox reverted
Bastion
>Transformation to sentry mode now takes 3 seconds
>Increase tank mode's rate of fire
>Repairing now gives Bastion a free reload
>Repairing is on an 8 second cooldown
Torbjorn
>Health reduced by 75
>Turret now has slower turn rate to enable flanking
>Turret damage increased to 20
Mei
>No longer contests point or heals when frozen
>Damage increased by 10%
>Ult now lasts for 12 seconds but can be shot down prematurely like Junkrat's tire
Dva
>Damage increased by 20%
>No longer slowed when moving
Reinhardt
>Shield HP increased by 500
>Reinhardt takes 50% less damage while charging
Winston
>Damage increased by 30%
>Shield increased by 1000, on par with old Reinhardt
>Jump cooldown increased by 4 seconds
Lucio
>5 second cooldown when switching between healing and speed bosts
>Damage increased by 10
>Wall riding now has a 3 cooldown when interrupted
Mercy
>Ult is cancelled if Mercy dies before the voice line completes
>Heroes revive with 1 HP, are invulnerable, and will quickly fill to 100% while glowing
>Heroes can move at any time but will become vulnerable and stop regaining their remaining HP
Zenyatta
>Transcendence healing reduced to 150 HP/s
>Transcendence radius reduced to 8m
>Orb of Discord and Orb of Harmony now return after 1 second if line of sight is broken instead of lingering
>>153094252
>Mercy in tights
>>153098878
>hope you have 2 healers
>hope they are zen + lucio
>hope they know when to ult
>hope your team has good positioning and awareness so attackers don't get 3 kills with a single ult.
A core part of this game is using and trading ults efficiently.
>>153099778
attack bastion reporting in
>>153098453
For some reason I get more active with reaction time focusing on the a Red Dot.
>>153093605
But Dva is still fairly useful, she just unfortunately can't tank as frequently as before
Idk why Blizzard went with this bandaid nerf to appease shitters who don't know how to deal with her, when her matrix needs to be overhauled a little more
>>153099371
>only got one of the legendaries
>still managed to get dupes of it
>>153099832
i hope this is bait, every single one of these changes are horrible
>>153099832
>>153099832
kys, this is terrible.
>>153099832
>Ult returned to 8 seconds
Give me 1 reason why I should even continue to read the rest of your ~~""FIXEZ""~~
>>153099332
i have 150 hours and never gotten a draw, how does that happen?
>>153099832
>giving genji another reset
I already stopped reading
>>153099606
I got Nihon and I don't even play Genji, but meanwhile everyone else has Champion Zarya and Tre Kronor Torb.
haha
>>153099832
Dont put Genji on the top of your list, else nobody is gonna fall for the bait..
>>153090175
Keep that Aussie scum away from best girl.
Mei is pure.
>>153095094
Sep 6
>>153099371
I got all the Summer Skins I wanted. I'm smug as fuck right now.
>>153099832
t. Genji
>>153093605
Less of a nerf than overall bad matchups. More time on Pharah SFM these days
>>153099371
>tfw no swiss mercy skin
at least... at least i've got plenty of alcohol to drink the night away...
>>153100303
Not a single character I actually use had a summer skin.
Maybe we'll get a good Mei one for the Winter Olympics.
>>153100425
>Pharah with freckles
>>153099371
>tfw bought $60 worth of boxes on top of grinding out 60 boxes just to get Nihon
It's worth it. This is the only Genji skin that looks good with gold weapons.
>>153100425
>make her white
>give her freckles
I approve of this.
>>153100249
this
>>153099694
>Pick soldier 76 at the same time as another guy who picked soldier on Gibraltar attack
>One guy says to go all soldier just for shits and giggles, then proceed to do so.
>Look out the window and see the entire enemy team went all mei
>My team decided to go all mei instead except for me since I just wanted to play soldier and the fact that I despise mei.
>Both teams proceed to get nothing done since they just ice block or ice wall before they get frozen
>Proceed to wipe out the meis as 76 since I can out run them before they get to me and helix rocket them as soon as their ice block wears off.
>My team and the enemy team get salty with me
>Mfw all I wanted to do is play soldier and not deal with mei's bullshit.
>play comp on the ptr
>have a pretty good round
>at the brink of winning
>lost connection to game server
>try to reconnect, doesn't work
>search for another game
>"did anyone get disconnected too?"
>lost connection to the game server
>suspended from comp for 10 minutes
Thanks Blizzard
>>153100425
what the fuck, she's super cute here and her armor is more badass-looking than normal
>>153100537
Unironically kill yourself
>>153100114
PTR, idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWJhILCS9g
Slam jam
>>153098157
>know your maps for health packs and flank routes to watch for flankers
>main targets are squishies
>change your position as your shots are loud and have red streamers pointing out your location
>pick your fights well and keep your distance Smugberry can't fight multiple people up close
>because of quickscope nerf practice getting consistent headshots or you're dead
>learn timing of 100% charged shots(1 second for full charge)
>practice flickshots and hook trickshots a lot
>play a lot to learn typical behavior patterns of players
>>153099371
>got them all
>didn't get the glorious diving roadhog spray
Feels bittersweet, man.
So is Soldier finally viable in PTR?
I just want to reap all day, but my teammates keep picking trash characters instead of tanks and supports.
>>153100728
not even him but she looks a ton better like that
>>153100742
doesnt answer the question, idiot :^)
>>153100425
>McCree
>Soldier 76
>Widowmaker
>Ana
>Zenyatta
>Bastion
>Genji
>Reaper
>Hanzo
>Mei
>Torbjörn
>Roadhog
>D.Va
>Winston
All these can easily deal with Pharah.
>>153100895
No
>>153100425
pharah is made for the Nubian cock
>>153100781
hey I was just watching this!
good animation, good guy, please subscribe and like
>>153099793
nigga's hot
should be viable
he's bullshit on ptr though
>>153100781
oh...
I thought this was going to be funny
>>153100961
>Reaper
>>153100639
When I play Mei, Soldiers always fuck my shit up.
>>153098506
>attacking enemy team goes 5 soldiers and Rein on Hanamura, they take first point
>playing Smugberry and dink them constantly after they take A
>they switch to 2 Widows, 1 Genji, 1 Winston and 2 Soldiers
>they lose
Why did blizzard think it was a good idea to make Hanzo so OP?
>>153101228
>stealthily teleport onto building (where she has to land eventually to keep the high ground)
>shoot her in the fucking face
>>153100050
jesus dude if you're gonna save a gif at least rename it
>>153099832
>disagreeing with 6 second dragonblade
>making it harder for McCree to shoot Genji
>making it easier to hit Tracer
>making it easier to destroy Riptire
>nerfing Bastion
>thinking Torb has too much health
>making turrets helpless to Genji
>making Winston less mobile
>nerfing Lucio's wall ride
>nerfing Transendence
>making it easier to shed Discord
10/10 post. It's a perfect parody of what idiot Genji mains actually think.
>>153101364
They wanted to make him cooler than Genji but fucked up
>>153100838
He's already viable, but McCree is better at what he does unless it's QP with no healers.
>>153100985
Pro-tip: Pharah is only made for pure forms of love such as hugging, hand-holding and cuddling.
There are some seriously brain dead motherfuckers playing this game.
I was just stuck on a team with a widowmaker who couldn't even hit a stationary bastion.
How tf you gonna pick a sniper and you can't hit a stationary target 10m away?
>>153099371
I got everything else that I wanted save for Mercy's Swiss skin and Torb's Swedish skin. Though in hindsight I probably would have only worn those skins for a while before switching back to Cobalt Mercy and Torb's biker skin.
>>153100895
Brown Pharah is best Pharah
Comp when
>>153101787
The 6th
How to ACTUALLY fix Overwatch:
Do the Genji nerfs
Remove all self damage
Give Torb a healing station
Give Symmetra lmao 5 shield that's 5% hp as a shield and able to put two on one person
>>153099371
>didn't get AmeriCree
>or Reaper's voiceline or spray
>or Widow's spray and voiceline
I'M STILL MAD.
>>153101787
COMP
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>>153101407
>shoot next to you
>blownaway
>>153101680
>tfw no brown goddess to cuddle with
>>153101686
>Watch a widow miss two shots on a frozen ana
comp isn't fun
>>153101680
>I will never build a house for Pharah, myself, and our 10 children
Would break my back on that house.
It would be the best house ever made.
>>153101964
>>153102058
>you'll never be the submissive girl when cuddling her
>>153101997
Of course it's not. This is a casual game made for casuals.
>>153099371
at-least i got d.va's and lucio's dumb emote
Start respecting your healers, fuckers.
>>153102185
Why is it casual?
Are they ever going to fix the damn voice chat?
>>153102157
wtf are you even saying
>>153102329
It isn't Counter Strike
Probably my favorite game so far. I enjoyed showing up this asshole so much.
>>153102383
Be the little spoon.
RATE ME
>>153102329
It's a video game.
>>153099832
why the fuck do you think junk rat needs to be nerfed? sub 60 shitter detected.
>>153101680
Pharah is for the purest form of love
>>153102467
0/10
>>153102329
no recoil
no fall damage
infinite ammo
(extremely)generous hitboxes
no instant deaths on headshots
fucking ultimate abilities on an fps
You even get rewarded for your highest rank instead of current rank in comp, so it doesn't matter if you suck cock, as long as you hit it big one time you're a champion.
>>153097084
Abusive Zenyatta is the best Zenyatta
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Zenyatta's return to the monastary.
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the power cells and incense, please don't be angr-"
>"Lena, you have plucked the last straw." Zenyatta drew angry eyebrows on his forehead, and kicked Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS HUMAN, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE TIME I WASTED ON TEACHING YOU COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Zenyatta starts shooting pots and pans around*
>"Z-Zenyatta, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless flesh bag!" Zenyatta yells and discords Lena
>"I work hard all night EXPERIENCING TRANQUILITY and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you fondle balls? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN FONDLE BALLS RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" robot said
>grabbing Lena by the throat with his feet, he began to choke her while screaming like a modem.
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU BE ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE!" Zenyatta dunks Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the temple with Genji, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME IRIS NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Zenyatta kicks open the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and ashes on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
>>153101680
she is literally made for breeding children.
>>153102326
Go poz yourself faggot, nobody likes you and you shouldn't be in the game.
Mei players: Make any a-mei-zing plays today??
>>153102467
garbage
>>153102806
Perfect couple
>>153102625
Skill is comprised of more than just aiming. There's a reason no-one but a handful spergs play Ratz Instagib.
>>153102609
There needs to be more shit like this with different skins
>>153099832
>Bastion
>>Repairing is on an 8 second cooldown
>Winston
>>Shield increased by 1000, on par with old reinhardt
Literally the only two good ideas, and even then you made them way too drastic. Make Bastion's cool down 3 seconds and Winston's shield 800 rather than the current 600.
>>153102703
Froze a bunch of faggots and headshot them.
They were mad as fuck.
>>153099832
That rein buff
He'd be invincible
I'm level 104 and have literally never played Hanzo or Mei. I think I might for the first time tonight, any tips other than spray and pray?
>>153102951
That is the only tip
>>153102625
Let me just add in before someone decides to be a cunt that it doesn't make OW bad. it's a fun game, but it's designed so that even the most handicapable shitter can do good consistently.
People who take this game super seriously are ridiculous.
>>153102905
>executing them in the back of the head
>>153102951
Mei takes practice and smarts to use. It could be a while before you actually get good with her.
>>153102625
>it's not COD so it's for casuals
Casual detected
>>153103031
The execution barriers are low. That is a good thing and does not make a game casual.
>>153089992
what race will sombra be? a human, an omnic, a gorilla? some other uplifted animal? maybea god program.
>>153102632
Please
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Lena's return to the flat.
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the bangers and fish and ale pie, please don't be angr-"
>"Lena, you have plucked the last straw." Lena recalled to when she was last angry, and kicked Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WANKA, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE TIME I WASTED ON TEACHING YOU COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Lena starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"L-Lena, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless tart!" Lena yells and slaps Lena
>"I work hard all night finding more heroes and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you deja vu? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN DEJA VU RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" robot said
>grabbing Lena by the throat with her legs, she began to choke her while making bongs.
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU BE ONE WITH THE CAVALRY!" Lena dunks Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the temple with Lena, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME IRIS NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Lena sticky bombs open the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and ashes on the floor
>"S-she loves me, I should've done a better job for her" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
>>153102703
Kept placing wall behind enemy Reinhardt then freezing him with no escape on Anubis
He rage quit
>>153103070
Even when you get good with her she's just an annoyance and not very effective outside of some koth maps
>>153102441
>Those teams
Ah, the joys of quick play.
>>153103324
This cracked me upI'm also fucking drunk
>>153103361
>Even when you get good with her she's just an annoyance and not very effective outside of some koth maps
Sounds like you're not very good at the game.
But please, feel free to tell us all about your gold medals.
>>153103361
She can be effective if the team is good. Otherwise, she won't do much.
>>153102703
nope still no way to save the highlights yet so I have to record in the same session.
Here have an old beta play
>>153102632
>choke her while screaming like a modem.
Fucking sides are gone
Is it just me, or do the Origins skins blow nearly every other skin out of the water?
>>153102632
This would be better if it was Genji who was getting abused.
>>153103529
>Robot went through the board
If that was on live you would've wasted that
>>153102632
>screaming like a modem
>>153103529
Very nice
>>153103462
No need to get defensive about your shitty main, it's widely considered that Mei is one of the worst characters.
But I'm sure she's great in your quick play games
>>153103629
It is just you.
>>153103629
For $20 they better
Buy the Overwatch expansion. Level cap now increased to 10,000!
>>153103629
best tracer and 76 skins by far
>>153103629
I only like Bastion.
>>153103629
Pharah's best skin is Mecha Queen.
Also, I like Soldier 76's retro jacket and visor more than his young skin.
>Play Zen
>Win games
Why are there so many shitty Zenyattas in this game?
>>153103629
Pharahs was always bad
Bastion just has bad skins
Tracers Olympic skins are better
Both reapers legendary are better
I agree with 76s
>>153103629
Hey, if you're going to shell out an extra $20 or whatever your monetary equivalent of that is, they damn well better be.
(You)
>>153103793
I hate all of those skins except Bastions
>Best 76 skin is Gold
>Best Tracer is Posh/Track and Field/Sprinter
what's the difference between average players and skilled players?
>>153103876
Black Watch Reyes is best. With the Death Blossom potg you can cut yourself with the edge in his eyes.
>>153103994
Gold isn't suitable for a true operator.
>153103940
Thanks
>>153103940
>control+F
>(you)
>1 of 1
F-fuck you, pulling pranks on me like that.
>>153103629
>implying Commando 76 isn't better
>implying El Blanco isn't better
>implyingna, Bastion's other legendaries are trash
>implying Thunderbird isn't better
>implying EDL Tracer isn't better
>>153103994
>Best 76 skin is Gold
My man
>>153103629
I wish Pharahs origin skin was he default skin. She looks like a slut with that armored thong on.
>>153104057
Seeing more opportunities and knowing how to exploit them.
>>153103361
>it's a 'mei is useless' memer
Where do these shitters come from?
>>153104198
Goldier: 76 is my fucking jam
I just wish my gold pulse rifle stood out a bit more with it.
>>153103629
It's literally 20$ for a Tracer skin. At the very best 76 appeals to the libcucks americans as he is a young patriotic soldier in that skin instead of an old vigilante.
>5 man queues
>>153103629
I think I never saw anyone using Pharah's origins skin.
>>153104057
Map knowledge and knowing who you should be killing.
>>153104349
i-i use it
Who else /groundpharah/ here?
Staying on the ground non-stop spamming rockets at the enemy. Feeling like a bird of prey, agile and evasive with concussive blast and jump jets for mobility.
Obviously height advantage when you can, but ground is almost always safer because your rockets don't attract near as much attention to you.
Got diamond rank by playing pharah like this, also played lucio/mercy when we needed a healer
>tfw attack bastion sitting on the cart without contest
>make 5/6 of the enemy team leave and 2/6 of our team
I'm the best lol
Deculture#1318
>>153104062
>mfw his face doesn't match the shadow step potg
Why would anyone spend Competitive Points on golden weapon skins, when Blizzard is gonna release points-only skins?
>>153104349
They're everywhere on xbone
>back out of tryhard 5v5 queue
>matchmaking puts me right back
FUCK OFF BLIZZAAAAAAARRRRRDDD
>>153103729quick play and weekly matches are the only types that matter
>>153104494
Haha, good bait anon
>tfw can't settle on which gold weapon to get
Zarya or 76?
>>153104610
Queueing right after you leave will try to put you right back into the game you left.
>>153104201
>she looks like a slut because her purity has an extra layer of protection
overwatch is like top 40 pop
overrated as fuck and terrible
>>153104692
Just get it for which person you think will be viable longer. Either that or for who you enjoy playing at this current moment. Zayra's gun is bigger so you can show off more.
>>153104325
>tfw a 5 man tries to cuck you into playing support
>>153104316
>patriotic American
>appeals to liberals
I don't even understand this shitpost
>have 1100 gold
should I get 1 legendairy skin or emotes/voicelines/victory poses
>>153093868
Yeah me too. She's unplayed with all this counters
>>153104439
oops didnt realize someone already posted that pic. here's another
>>153104748
Me too thanks
>>153104201
kek
>tfw between having flanks and having to reload you can't carry your potato teams
fucking kill me
at least I can pick mei and block them off
>>153094068
>that filename
>>153104875
If your most played hero heavily outweighs in playtime compared to everyone else get a legendary. If you fuck around with a lot of heros get emotes.
>>153103629
Origins 76 is his best skin
Blackwatch Reyes is stupid because his voice doesn't match
Who the fuck even plays Bastion
Pharah's legendary skins are way better than that trash
Slipstream Tracer is one of her best skins
>>153104724
pharah takes my cock daily
she wear the thong to let everyone know how much a cock slut she is
>>153104875
Wait until the new emotes / Reinhardt skins come out
>>153105035
No she doesn't.
>>153095040
what series?
>>153104834
>tfw I'm the last to pick and we don't have any healers
anyone wanna team up for quick play? Just fucking around but im tired of playing with pubs.
add me Lupin#1101
most of my loot boxes lately have 3 duplicates. It's really starting to get annoying.
>playing widowmaker without base skin
why does anyone does this?
>>153105110
I would rape this girl if she went to my high school
>>153105149
>TFW you're last to pick and there are no healers or tanks
>team can't get past point A of an attack/defend map
>>153095378
>faceless male
>>153105234
Stop posting this.
>>153105234
She has probably already been so 2bh
>>153095528
Reaper.
It's his rate of fire that fucks me up. I want to click for each shot but it's so fast that you should just hold down fire and I just can't get used to it and miss too many shots.
>>153105281
>He wants to look at a dude's face while he jacks off
>>153105281
>wanting to see another guy fucking your waifu
>>153105046
When exactly do they come out? I heard someone say early September a few threads back. I have 2,555 gold saved up and am currently at lvl 200 and waiting for the new patch to come out so I can start the stream of lootboxes that could contain the new emotes/reinhardt skins.
>>153105110
lips made for sucking cock
>>153104834
Ha ha, fuck you, this is quickplay, and you can't vote me out because this isnt TF2
I'll play what I damn well please, nerds
How do you use junkrats explosive mine effectively? I know it's for mobility but how do you use it offensively? I end up placing it near my trap or i blindly toss it near enemies and hope it hits someone
>>153105378
>>153105440
>wanting your "waifu" to be fucked
Stop using our words /pol/, with your angsty hormonal shit
Go jack off to shitty SFM porn more
>>153105254
>It's anything other than an escort map
>>153105537
Just use it like a shorter range grenade. Good for finishing off enemies after you direct them once and they panic and try to back off.
>>153105378
>>153105440
>guy
>>153105537
You throw it at genjis and tracers and kill them for free
>>153105625
>>153105216
because they're not autistic waifufags they're just autistic snipers
Mei's body is begging to be impregnated.
>>153105659
>liking escort maps
Everyone play them like team deathmatches
Can anyone tell me who composed the music for the overwatch cinematics?
>>153105625
anon...I truly don't understand what you mean.
The faceless male is suppose to represent the viewer
>>153103629
Strike Commander sucks. Silver fox > white bread college kid, any day of the week.
What is all this edgy middleschool art shit for Sombra?
Have we seen what she looks like yet?
What if in Overwatch they add a forcefield along the main route that blocks Reapers, and another forcefield along a side route that is permeable to Reapers
>>153105875
>needing to have a male to be faceless to insert yourself
How little of an imagination can you have
>>153105850
>>153105850
By: Derek Duke, Neal Acree, Sam Cardon, Cris Velasco
http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/music/overwatch.html
>>153105839
Still more fun due to progressing through a map.
Better than stand here and defend this. Or hurry to this one point to defend it.
>>153104840
The distorted view of patriotism that libcucks have. Their headcanon is that he is the successful fit male that will fight for the liberal agenda (don't ask for reason, they share the same crowd as shipperfags). Fighting for their agenda = making America great (for the 1st time) = patriotism in their brains.
Obviously they won't use that word, but the sentiment is the same as conservatives have when they see true patriotism. Plus all that shit of him being discarded by the "government" or whatever and become an old vigilante, keeping your chin up even when things goes south, makes the libcucks wish they could be successful and attractive like him so they could be taken seriously when talking about womens equality or similar bullshit.
>>153095860
She didn´t fly so good
>tfw overwatch has no meaning to me without ranking
I can't wait for ranked to come back on live. Climbing the ladder and proving I'm better than most people is the thing that makes gaming fun for me.
I love getting to know I am above 99% of the playerbase in skill
>>153106219
nigga what
>>153106323
Overwatch is literally the worst game ever to take seriously
>>153106323
>i need objective truth that im better than most people because i can't have fun without being a tryhard and taking everything seriously
you sound a bit insecure there senpai
>>153103793
It would only be the best 76 skin if it changed his voice to a younger version. This way it just sound fucking awkward.
Agree on the Tracer skin.
>>153098910
I would give Blizzard real money for it to happen.
>70+ game
>they have double Genji
Someone inform me of a counter play to this. Ohwait there isn't one.
>>153106219
niggy what
>>153104138
>implying na, Bastion's other legendaries are trash
Bullshit. Omnic Crisis is good and it's just purple. And the legendary gearbot skins are good too.
>>153103629
>Tracer aviators and 76 trenchcoat
Best by far. Only downside to Tracer's is that her wink at the end of the Spin emote is hidden behind her shades.
>>153106323
That's kinda sad
>>153106075
Google did that? Damn, they are really branching out these days.
Reaper nerfs when
>>153106623
mass tanks
double winston
mccree to follow you around and kill the reapers they will inevitablly switch to
>>153106219
>Inserting cuckservative politics/imagining libtard headcanon in fiction when there is none
Back to your containment board /pol/
>>153106219
That explanation didn't help
>>153103629
>space faggot 76
Commando is a true soldier.
That blue comic shit is to make little girls feel safe.
>>153106112
But they're literally the same shit. The only difference is you have to walk for two minutes before the next "defend this point".
It's the same garbage where losing a single team fight means you lose the game.
>>153106219
go back to pol alt right internet drone. you fuckers invaded 4chan and ruined it. it used to not be like this.
>>153105820
Mei can almost hear her biological clock ticking.
She's getting scared she'll be infertile soon, or only able to give birth to autistic retards.
>>153106873
double winston does nothing.
>>153106219
>being this sucked into /pol/ that you actually believe this
must be sad desu
>>153107086
if you're shit and run away from your team it doesnt
just sit on your healers/dps and they cant do shit
>our team has a McCree
>he's too bad to just flashbang+headshot the enemy tracer
>the british cunt ends up taking my team apart
>EVER HAD THAT FEELIN OF DAYJA-VUU
>>153107253
The game got realeased like a month ago and we're already that far gone. What the fuck.
>be in low MMR
>see McCree's constantly waste their FtH
>against squishies
It really shouldn't bother me but it does
Why the fuck did Blizzard waste time adding streaming TO FACEBOOK instead of a button that hides your online status?
>>153107402
Bruh it's been 3 months
>>153107253
I knew there had to be some of these out there somewhere.
>>153107253
why
>>153107253
>Had this fetish for a bit
>Cringey, awful art like this killed it
feels bad desu
>>153104379
This, noobs will shoot Reinhardt out of fear before they shoot his Mercy healslut
>>153107425
>giving 95% of their player base a way to stream to their friends/ share sick plays without external software.
>looking to expand to other services in the future
Gee I don't know, Brain
>>153107403
>Waste
Using FTM is a waste to begin with.
Its only legit use is against tanks in close range where you are guranteed to land every shit, because FTH Roll FTH is 540 damage in about 1 and a half seconds
>tfw you mine someone into your flying grenades as junkrat
THE BEST FEELING
also does playing junkrat make anyone else jittery
>>153107236
>RYUJIN NO WEEB
>cuts team apart
wew
>>153107425
Maybe just empty your friends list or remove whoever it is that you're trying to avoid?
Doesn't seem that difficult.
>>153107402
>>153107556
>he thinks its bad to shoot Reinhardt's shield
???
>>153095528
Mostly Genji, everything goes so fast!
>>153107253
>Man, string is complicated
>>153107578
That's what I mean
I honestly never even use it
>>153107653
I think he's just bitching about people not prioritizing their targets.
>>153107572
fuck you who is this
>>153099371
>slowly grinding for loot boxes in my late 80s and 90s
>no zarya, torb, widow, mccree, or tracer's better skin
>no symmetra emote, no boxing bastion, no junkrat or tracer highlights
>just give up on final day and take a break from overwatch
>olympics end when i'm level 98
>mfw i realize you start leveling super fast again after reaching 100
>Winston lightning can hit multiple people
>Actually engaging multiple people is a death sentence
>Shield is too fragile to take multiple opponents firing at it
>Lightning damage is nonexistent
>Because of aforementioned class limitations you are limited to pinning M1 and shield weaving to outlive single targets
>Beserker ultimate like you're supposed to be in the thick of it even though you are the most fragile tank
Feels like Winston is two heros mashed together. Wouldn't it make more sense for his gun to be like Symmetra if he's the flanker/antiflanker class?
>>153098609
I've seen lv834 (silver 2 stars)
>>153095487
Didn't her ass used to inflate when she ulted?
>tfw you weren't playing during the summer games
>tfw you didn't get the best skin
>have to put up with retarded purple hair
kms
>>153107253
>>153107621
Fucking why
>>153107745
Oh, I misread what he said
>>153107653
I'll shoot the shit out of his shield if he's in front of me, but if I make my way behind, I'm killing that Swiss bitch immediately
>>153094893
>>153095487
She's the only one of those wearing heels.
>>153099832
>Genji
>Ult returned to 8 seconds
Stopped reading there.
>>153107919
forgot pic related
>>153099832
>>153107897
>Winston's mobility/health with Symmetra's gun
>>153095489
Even Torb's beard looks like an ass.
>>153106814
Femyetta skin when?
>>153108032
Heels aren't going to do much for this disaster of an ass
>>153107897
What if Winston's gun did more damage the more people are caught in it?
Like 1 -50 dps, 2- 65 dps amd so forth?
>there's a mei
>>153102703
>attack in Anubis
>pick Mei
>put ice wall and everyone storms left side
>put ice wall and close the bridge
>enemies can't get back in
>get first point in less than a minute
>>153108254
Hana has a modest and cute ass, please stop posting unflattering pictures
>>153108335
overpowered
>>153108349
>there's a mei
>they claim that she's underpowered
>>153108349
>have to hear that shit tier ching chong language
>50% chance her walls will fuck us over as much as the red team
>>153105820
>You will never listen to Mei's soft breathing as you snuggle with each other throughout a chilly night.
>>153108454
stop
>>153108335
thats actually a good idea
NO
STOP IT
WHEN THE FUCK IS COMP MODE COMING BACK
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>kings row defence
>playing as widow
>getting a decent amount of kills
>someone on the enemy team switches to winston to kill me
>die
>he then goes on to fuck up my team quite a bit
>i change to reaper
>kill him every time he launches on to the point
>"wow faggot, only changing to counter me l2p retard"
literally why do these people exist
>theres a symmetra and a torb on your team
>they shield and armor up everyone near constantly
is there a better feeling?
>>153108614
having a good team comp.
>>153107897
>Enemy team has a Lucio
>Winston's lighting does pretty much nothing
Winston buffs when?
>tfw friends got super tilted and quit the game
>stuck playing solo
If last seasons rank is anything to go by I should be tickling grandmaster but I honestly don't know if it's going to be fun having to solo queue all the time. feels bad man
>>153105820
>ywn fill her with your seed
>>153108586
Sound like he was very angry.
>tfw widowmaker will never fart on your face
>>153108506
Name a Jojo character who gets it worse than Shigechi
Protip:Diavolo doesn't count
STOP ABUSING LENA
>>153108813
>stop abusing the cute petite white girl
Impossible
>>153108813
But she likes it.
>have major OCD
>naturally, im that kind of person thats gunning to get everything in the game
>origins edition for the skins, nearly got all the achievements to get the sprays for each hero (rapid discord and lucio's 3-kills-while-wallriding can fuck off entirely though)
>summer games event rolls around
>didn't get most of the sprays/skins/intros/etc.
>realise I won't be able to get them until the next summer/winter games event
fuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO
NO NO NO NO
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
BLIZZ WHY
>>153108813
Why
>>153108813
Don't fuck up the casserole
>>153108427
How so? You could tweak the numbers a bit and I think it's help him fulfill his role of a disruption tank better, since it would discourage grouping up
>>153108335
>>153108714
The problem with Winston is that he's actually a shit class that happens to become really good if Zarya and Zenyatta give him the support to do what he should be able to do on his own.
Winston's shield is trash and evaporates the moment it's placed because it's the single biggest target in the game yet only has 600 HP.
Winston's ultimate is trash because 1000 health means nothing when discord exists and jostling people around is only annoying when their are pits around. It only keeps monkey alive and stalls overtime.
But all of a sudden if he has a bubble and discord bonuses supplement his damage he becomes really scary. It also helps that he's the only answer for Genji. It's enough to keep him in A-B tier.
On his own he's pretty trash though. You can't get much done unless the enemy team is fucking retarded.
>>153108915
that sounds like a personal problem
Am I a good Junkrat?
>>153108702
fucking harsh, dude
>>153108454
>Reinhardt got nanoboosted and swung his hammer
hearty kek anon
>prime position to jump down and death blossom
>STUNNED
>FLAMESTRIKE TO FACE
>don't get quad-kill
>lose defense
WHAT THE FUCK
MCCREE WAS NOWHERE NEAR ME
>>153109089
WOAH THERE
>>153109004
you say this when not being able to buy the summer games shit with overcoins was a thing
>>153109014
Average-ish. Dmg/min and traps/min could be better.
>>153109089
bad day bud?
>>153109089
Good.
>>153109161
FUCK YOU
Rate my Roadhog
>>153109089
Get fucked
>>153109089
>playing as McCree
>enemy Ana on payload facing away from me
>she isn't moving at all
>walk up to her and shoot her in the head a few times
>doesnt register
>flashbang her
>goes directly through her and doesnt register
>get destroyed by every other person on the enemy team
Fuck Blizzard
Post Hog
>>153108916
Widowmaker will never bite you so hard she leaves teeth marks all over your body.
>>153108893
Tracer can only cum when you choke and slap her.
>>153108943
>jump on three people
>50 instant damage + 80 dps(three heroes) 200 hp heroes die in less than 2 seconds
>he has the equivalent of 1000 hp + a full restore with his ult and he has great mobility
he doesnt need a buff
>>153109391
>45% hook accuracy
Disgraceful.
Come back to me when you have at least 60%
>>153109504
>you'll never hear her moan as she bites you close to your ear
>>153102632
>OOC greentext fan-fiction
>>>/trash/
>>153109504
>>153109576
Biting hurts like crazy, I would be pissed instead of turned on
>>153109524
>she giggles and ahegaos after choking her
crazy slut
>playing Hanamura on attack
>our pushes keep getting stopped by the enemy Mei
>keeps walling off people who are using their ults, headshots McCree every time he ults, and shuts down our Genji
>Roadhog keeps getting his hooks walled off
>I can't enter through the back because Mei sticks and icicle in to my face every time I try
>headshots me during Death Blossom
>enemy Tracer calls their Mei shit
>tfw Tracer was the worst player on their team
>>153108813
WHOA THERE
HOLD UP NOW
NOW HOLD ON
>>153109668
>not wanting Widow to bite you softly, but hard enough to leave you a tiny mark and a strand of her saliva
>>153109558
His damage doesn't, no. But his shield is garbage and his ultimate is one of the worst in the game.
>>153109668
When you're turned on, you'll be surprised what you can get off to.
>>153109752
I'd rather she just kiss and suck on me, somethings that actually feel good.
>>153109668
I want her to break the skin
Don't be a pussy
>>153109925
Who /only cuddles/ here?
>>153109985
Homosexuals
>>153109680
That's how it usually is. The worst player is also the most vocal and the quickest to start playing the blame game.
It makes it easy to just block them immediately and focus on winning
>>153109829
>>153109870
>>153109925
>>153109985
Hickies are fine
>>153109829
This.
Got one of my biggest fetishes when I lost my virginity.
Basically the girl was riding me and when I was getting close she just dropped herself on me, passed one arm under my neck and with the other she started caressing me while she went on.
Came buckets.
>>153109659
its a meme u dip
>>153109985
The cuddle come after the pain
new thread when
if you backpedal or retreat you should consider uninstalling and never playing fucking fps again. fucking nothing is worse in this game than retarded teammates running away for absolutely no reason
Why is shipping mercenaries and soldiers not considered high level autism?
>>153109985
Reminder that Widow would only accept being the big spoon.
>>153110239
shipping as a whole is considered high level autism
>>153110182
Now Anon.
>>153110287
>153110287
>>153110287
>>153110287
>>153110287
>>153110243
Yes please
NEW THREAD
>>153110172
>>153110172
>>153110172
>>153110172
Ignore the waifufag >>153110337
>>153110191
Sometimes it's reasonable to retreat
It's worse when your teammates refuse to push at all and literally allow the enemy to get into a position where they fuck us immensely
>>153110337
>>153110386
Every fucking time
>>153109985
Me.
Not with Widow though, she's for she's for kinky pain fucking.
Mei is a terrible hero, I hate her so much
I just got the game how do i get skins?
>>153111102
post your favourite overwatch porn image to the blizzard forums
>>153108915
4 years
>>153111102
Post about abusing the female characters on /owg/
>>153111102
Buy them with coins or get them in a loot box. You could get one by leveling up, but you can buy more than 1 with real world money
>>153111102
Punch your mom and take her credit card to buy loot boxes
750th for fuck Hana Song in her tight pussy
>>153111501
Thanks, I was wondering what the coins were for.
>>153107253
i'm open to any kind of explanation for this shit
>>153108810
Kars
Magenta Magenta
Diego Brando
Mountain Tim
Gyro Zepelli.
Holy shit part 7 is fucking brutal in character deaths I just realized.