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Don't burn the casserole, don't get the counter edition

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>shitty countdown for sombra who cares
http://amomentincrime.com/

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hana song
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>tfw you burn the casserole on purpose
DON'T TELL ROADHOG
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Gabriel Reyes ass

How does it smell?
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>>153110287
>>153110287
>>153110287
>>153110287
everyone's in here
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>>153110172
Reyes why you do this ;_;
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>>153110549
Like Lena's tongue
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>>153110549
Like puppies and strawberries
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>>153110549
like giggles and happiness
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What if scatter arrow only had 3 arrows, but gained one for every 10-15 meters the arrow flies?

Scatter kills are too free as it is desu
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>>153110564
Fuck off with you OC WIAFU DO NOT STEAL

It's Deviantart tier and not Overwatch related. Also this thread was made before yours.
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>>153110771
every hero has free kill skill on a 200hp shitter
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>>153110549
Like THICC
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>>153110798
what are you talking about? this thread was made first, its not even about op's art

we follow the rules
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>>153110798
The other thread was posted in the previous thread before this thread, and also has more posts/replies. Don't worry, we'll use your thread once the other thread is filled
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Who can make our beloved Jesse happy? Maybe Pharah since they both love JUSTICE! but they seem too similar. Those types of relationships fizzle out. When he was young Ana may have taken an interest in him because Jack loves Reyes and not her, but that ship has sailed. I think that these days he and Zarya would be nice together. He has the kind of smooth, romantic masculinity to make her blush and feel like a young girl again.
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>>153110547
>Enemies put up a good fight
>Ask them if this is easy mode

PUT ME IN BLACKWATCH
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hana long
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>>153111986
>>153112151
Nice...
very impressive...
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>always gold medals
>always lose

lovely
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>>153113437
my experience on quickplay almost every time
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>>153110860
Scatter arrow as it is can do 400 lad, so I dunno what you're on about
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Anyone else like the default skin for 76 the best. The coloring is just nice.
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>I need healing!
>I need healing! - Low Health
>I need healing! - Critical Health
Why do some people pick healer then go on to never fucking heal?
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dead game
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>people still playing Mercy
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>>153118582
>sitting at 10 health next to ana
>need healing emote
>nothing
>ask in chat
>then voice
>nothing
>are they are taking pot shots at random enemies
>decide to stand in front of her scope and steal a Fucking heal
>"stop blocking my shots faggot"

Our soldier had gold for healing that match, he had maybe 1k
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>>153118582
Because I sure do love when Pharah asks for healing while hiding on the fucking tallest building of the map and I have to wallride it with Lúcio like if it's the fucking WTC.
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>>153118582
>payload
>sit my healing ass, which every healer, on cart
>people not near the cart may or may not get heals

Only way to play payload. You wanna Fucking live? Get on the objective. The moment you start your one man army shit, you are agreeing to go it alone.
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>>153121202
>>153121512
I'm talking about shit where I'm standing next to them practically screaming to be healed. People who ask for health across the map or after they jump solo into 15 bastions can fuck off too.
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Shit thread, cancerous. Im gonna head back to the good real one that came first.

Also you didn't even post the discord link, no wonder no one is showing up.
>Discord: https://discord.gg/hhcNZjb

cya fuck-o, you had your chance and ya blew it.
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>>153122308
post naked version
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dead game
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>>153122419
Seconding.
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>>153122816
other thread is active
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>>153110287
Speaking of which, anyone else hoping that Sombra will have red hair? Dyed, animu, or otherwise?

The cast is really lacking in the ginger department so far.
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>>153124057
>Red haired hispanic
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I like playing an assasin type character in a game. How exactly does that make me a weeaboo? Doesnt matter how I play genji good or bad i get called a weeaboo almost every single game and it s really frustrating when the whole chat is spammed with: look at this fucking tryhard mad weeaboo. If genji players are weeaboos then widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all. And the list can go on. Please stop insulting people just because they like to play a hero more than the other ones. I think we all have some mains and aren t going to use every single char in the game. Ed: I don t think "widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all". That is just if we think with the mind of a player that cals genji players weeaboos. Every player can be insulted in some way for playing a certain hero.
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never forget
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>>153125085
>copy paste into google
>it's from reddit

I expected no less
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>>153125327
what the fuck is that
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>>153125085
>"I like playing an assasin type character"
>"How exactly does that make me a weeaboo?"
AAYYY LMAO BABY WHITE FAT NECK BEARD KEK WEEABOO AYYYYYY LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO BABYYYYYYYY
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>>153126089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUZBAOmzBh8
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>>153111086
>BLACKwatch
>Reyes was a spic

Brownwashing in action, people.
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Oh oh oh oh oh

D.Va style!
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>>153110172
One for the collage?
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>>153113608
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Why are there so many D.va players who only use her cannons on medium and long range?
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>>153128480
Why are there so many Overwatch players who are clinically diagnosed as mentally handicapped?
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>>153128480
Because D.va is literally retard bait. Have you seen her defense matrix?
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Post games that have triggered you beyond the breaking point.
>be genii attacking hanamura
>get triple kill with ult
>almost entire enemy team dead and my team on point
>one millisecond away from winning
>fucking widowmaker grapple hooks from above.
>my team is so incompetent yhey can't kill her
>she survives long enough for her teammates to return
>we don't win the game
>tfw cucked by a fucking blueberry
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>>153129815
Every single game practically anymore. I have nearly half my play time as one person and if I play as anyone else either no one picks tank or if they do they have no idea how to actually push. It's pathetic, I just want to play other heroes for once.
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>2 minutes for a solo queue game
>on a weekend evening
Dead fucking game
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>get legendary white mariachi reaper skin
>equip it
>too afraid to play Reaper because I've only logged 2 hours on him, but people will assume I'm good because of the skin
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>be level 50
>Constantly getting matched against pre-mades and level 200+ players with gold weapons

T-thanks, for keeping my queue times down to 10 seconds
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>>153132895
Such is life and death.
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Is the hate against Ana players justified?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWJhILCS9g

Slam into the Iris
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>Junkrat ult
>Gained by hitting a few errant grenades
>Can climb over modest walls, jump
>Has a few HP, but can come out of nowhere
>Kills everyone

>Reaper ult
>Gained by shotgunning soft targets and teehee'ing away
>Can be stunned, Reinhardt ult'd with proper positioning
>Could technically kill Reaper, but nearly impossible if you're in the kill zone
>Kills everyone

>Hanzo ult
>Gained from multiple headshots by hitting people in the shin
>Straight line, often telegraphed
>Kills everyone

>D.va ult
>Gained from holding down left click for a minute
>Huge radius, but blocked by walls
>Kills everyone

>McCree ult
>McCree is actually okay-ish since the nerfs
>Still, his ult kills everyone

>Tracer ult
>Can only play the hero in a very narrow number of matches, with a narrower list of enemy heroes
>Ult gained by extremely high-risk attacks at close quarter
>Technically unstoppable if you stick it
>Effectively single target
>Won't kill a tank

I know that Tracer at least gets some play in competitive - so she's no Mercy - but as a scrublord tier player, I have a really difficult time justifying playing Tracer when there seem to be so many other options that can murder entire teams by themselves.

I love her playstyle and the character, but my god.
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>>153110172
How's this for a D. Va buff.

Her alt. fire in her MEKA is her pistol shot so she has long distance damage options.
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>tfw your friend votes other team genji because he is colorblind and thought it was his team genji:
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>>153110549
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>>153143226
Tracer's very much a single target character. Focus on the backline and use your pulse bomb to assassinate a support. Bonus if you can drop it on a Mercy and she pack flies into her team, kek. If you can track heads you'll build ult in no time.
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>>153118582

>play Ana
>see a Genji in no particular danger wanting a heal
>he keeps doing his retarded infinite wall climb flippy bullshit
>can't fucking hit the mess of hit boxes flying through the sky
>everytime I line up a shot he either sticks to a wall or does another flip

Nigger stop jumping around like a cat with a blender up its ass and I'll heal you.
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Anyone have that "leaked preview of the new map" that is just a MS paint picture that basically describes every single fucking map in the game.
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>>153145807
>pack flies

PANIC flies
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>>153143321

May or may n0t help you, but make a custom game, enemy team all ana, set to headshot only, damage modifier 200%, play any character with hitscan. Believe it or not, this has immensly helped my horizontal aim in general, though you have to keep doing it every once then again. Unless you're trying to hit Pharah, then good luck, that shit wont have helped at all.

Also, the true fact pros don't want you to know: Turn down your sens. Get a big mousepad, set it so that a full side to side is a 360 ingame, and practice. Will feel like shit at first, once you get used to it, you might as well join MLG and get your Doritos sponsorship.
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>"You have been designated!"

What did she mean by this?
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>be in American game
>everything is super easy; people are basically on bot level of skill just spamming smiles, memes or cuck

>be in European game
>the skill level is average, people speak mostly Russian or insult each others nations/families

>be in Asian game
>oh my fucking god, die every time out of nowhere, everybody is polite

Asian servers = patrician.
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>>153110943
>has two revolvers
>only uses one and not both at the same time like Tracer
>no cool af double revolver fight style
WASTED
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>>153110549
we need to go further
thicker
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>>153143627
She doesn't need anything to supplement her offensive capabilities, it's her tankiness that still needs to be addressed with stupid shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SQtSk9abyw

A good Dva supported by her team is already oppressive
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>good with projectile
>shit at hitscan

>practice hitscan
>become shit with projectiles
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>>153145985
S76 is the perfect thick
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>>153145985
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>>153143627

that would be op af
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>>153143226

>technically unstoppable if you stick it
>play Zarya
>Tracer fag runs up and sticks me
>press shift

Tracer players are like fucking mosquitos, all they do is annoy people all day.
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>>153146129
But he's not thicc at all. still perfect tho
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>>153146098
>Absolutely destroy people with projectiles as Pharah/Zarya
>Gets forced to play Mcree/76 in Comp
>Gets up to top 1% percetile
>I'm now not enjoying the game because I had fun only playing Pharah
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>>153146098
You can utilize the hit-scan heros more than the projectile heros because there's more hitscan heros.
So you still won out. Congrats.
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>>153145812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1asw8rAKJOE
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>Nanoboost is ready
>tab and see Genji also has his ult ready
>ping him
>he goes in, I ult him
>he doesn't actually go in
>he sits there and spams ADADADAD throwing shurikens at them
>he waits to ult AFTER the boost has already worn off
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>>153146098
>I can aim Mei's ice arrow like a fucking sniper
>suck dicks as Hanzo

>I can get consecutive headshots with D.Va's pistol and melt enemies
>I can get 4 headshots with Lucio's balls too
>Suck dick as McCree/Soldier
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>Someone tries to teabag me
>He forgets about Junkrat's teabag protection
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>>153146098
>play s76 a lot
>hit and quickly kill everyone I aim at, literally massmurdering everyone I see
>start playing Genji and Hanzo for couple of days
>improve aim and manage to get only headshots with Hanzo and precise hits with Genji
>can no longer hit fucking anything with s76

I'm not sure I got good or shit
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>>153145971
THIS
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>>153146345

>full HP Reinhardt with ult, standing on first point in hanamura, the worlds easiest 6 man ult dancing about in front of him
>nanoboost him
>he sits there the entire duration with shield up
>misses his ult completely as soon as nanoboost is over
>charges into bell
>dies
>RYUJI NO KAY OH KEN
>Genji rapes my asshole

And that's when I stopped playing Ana forever.
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>>153146394
>Junkrat's teabag protection
Best reason to play him
>Pharah blows me up
>lands on me to tbag
>dies
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Good Zenyatta skins when? :(
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>>153146394
That's probably one of my favorite things about Trash Bandicoot's passive.
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>>153146345

>Nanoboost a Winston
>They immediately pop enrage and proceed to do fucking nothing
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>>153146394
I can't believe teabagging is making a comeback in the first place
fucking moonmoon
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>>153146345
>play as D.Va
>ult is only around 60% charged
>moving up with the rest of the team right behind
>dig in for a moment to scatter the enemy
>"You're boosted! Get in there!"
>panic and charge into the group of 3 enemies
>boost and melee instantly
>pound into a couple of them
>they run

Uh, thanks, Nana? Would have liked a little warning, but whatever works.
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>>153145971

Holy shit your right. That's retarded. Is it maybe that he grabs the other revolver out of its holster and replaces the other one when he does his roll and that's how he instantly reloads? Otherwise he's got 6 perfectly good shots slowly corroding in his holster for nothing.
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>>153146394
>playing junkrat
>run into symmetra den with the portal
>her whole team leaves the portal
>I die, blow up
>one final blow, but I damaged everything and everyone so get quad kill
>POTG

hooley dooely
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Holy fuck PTR blows
I keep getting matched with people over 500 ranks lower than me
Quick play sucks too, fuck this game
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>>153146345
>getting nanoboosted as Hanzo
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>>153146502
It ever went away?
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>Overwatch will never be a animu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_KWcpL1uw
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>>153145971
>>153146523
it's concept art you fucking dopes
go look at his ingame model
also notice his revolver doesn't even look the same
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I got play of the game once for barely killing a close range Widowmaker and failing to kill an AFK Lucio as Torb.
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>>153146394

>die to a rush
>they run over my corpse
>1400 total damage just from that
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>>153146528
>But it's balanced to get games in which you are supposed to lose to keep you at 50%

Blizzard has never in their history of making games been known for balanced games, only 'quality' released games.

They don't even want people to have high quality matches, it fucking sucks that you get forced into a position where the other players are just plain better and your 5 others are shit with horrible averages at all times just to kick your win/loss down to 50%.
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>>153146502
>attributing teabagging to Memememe

Have you ever not played FPSes at all

I've teabagged in BF3, BF4, even Dirty Bomb has specific voicelines that are triggered when you crouch over a downed opponent

>"Kawaiiii~"
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>>153146561
I haven't seen it commonly since Halo 3
granted I skipped out on console FPS almost entirely afterwards

>>153146634
You can't deny there's been a massive resurgence with overwatch though
it's literally every other match now
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>>153146523

Yes, that could be the reason.
But i would have loved to replace the bullet spray for sth different. Here's what i mean:
>Abillity which changes your fight style(e.g just like how lucio changes his music)
Style 1:
One Revolver: Precise and slow
Style 2:
Two Revolvers:
Unprecise but fast as fuck

Remove the bullet spray complety
>>153146595
Doesnt change the fact, that he can use both at the same time
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>>153146345
Le epic trolle kid probably

Played with one who did shit like that, along with symmetra portals into pitfalls and mei icewalling in front of snipers/spawn.
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>>153146620
forced 50% isn't a thing
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>Deploy teleporter once
>Teleporter uptime 68%

I hate this game sometimes
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>1000 credits
>Don't know if I should buy Sunyatta or wait and see the Sombra skins.
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>>153146528

Quick play is so fucking bad now. Out of 29 games yesterday about 25 of them were 5v6 or worse. Then there's the faggots who ragequit whenever they die to anything.
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>>153146731
>being this much of a sheep
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>>153146792
Explain my 68% winrate season 1 with proper teams daily
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>>153146767
do the second one then get disappointed and buy sunyatta
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>>153146731
You do know that Jeff Kaplan has directly stated that the MM is made this way, right? On a bluepost and those god damned videos.

>blizzdrone

>>153146782
see >>153146620
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>>153146767
The Sombra is 91.4828% away, though.

Or you could just buy boxes, get duplicates, and afford both.
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>team needs a tank
>decide to Rein it up
>countdown to match start
>notice 3 Meis
>oh boy
>match begins
>instant ice wall
>leave

They can take the loss themselves. I've grown very weary of any Mei on my team lately. The first sign of trolling, I'm out. Rather get into a game where people want to play the fucking objective.
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>>153146767
buy sunyatta, don't be a hoarder faggot. you'll get the coins for the sombra skins till she gets released. Or it might turn out that you won't like her legendary skins at all.
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>>153146861
Quick play maybe
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post your main's qp stats
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>>153146931
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>>153146767
Buy Ra
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>>153146847
I was r50 and took myself up to r80

You literally needed to have a losing streak and then play offense and get those 3-4 gold medals (And higher averages than the global average) when you dipped below 50% win/loss, to gain as much rank-up as possible. I'd gain 1 1/2 rank up up until around 65.

Everything between 50-70 is all about having luck with your team, nothing more.
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Found this on the website then I viewed the page source.
"Well done , already they have my key. Hack this TV did not joke. Esperense what follows.
It seems that are heating things up ... I'll have to go unnoticed while this is finished."
Also google translate sucks ass
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>>153146931
Not sure which I can call my main, got a lot into Reaper lately
>mia khalifa.jpg
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>>153146998
>playing the enemy ult charge char
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>>153146847
:^)
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>>153147103
yes?
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>team bastion
>vs team genji
>none of the bastions want to change
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>>153146847
Are you that guy who keeps complaining that you have 65-70% winrate because you play with one or two friends and that there is nothing wrong with the MM at all?
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>>153146931
Not really my main, just most played. The gap in playtimes between my characters is pretty small.
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>>153147087
>playing the best tank
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>play comp on ptr
>win
>get called a hacker
>mfw I'm zenyatta
H A R M O N Y
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>>153147158
I always wonder.
I don't change because the retards are always instalocking offense classes and when I do get a pick some other cunt decides he also wants to play that class.

Are these faggots thinking the same like "Boy I haven't played my favorite cancer today." Then see's some cunts go widowmaker and hanzo all over and is like "Well fuck those guys."

Or its just a 9 year old who got such a low iq that it just wants to coo like the retard it is at the bright red names.
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>>153146931
>28% accuracy is 99th percentile

That's pretty funny
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does QP forced 50 follow you to ranked?
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>EVERYTHING ABOUT GENJI IS GETTING NERFED EXCEPT HIS BROKEN REFLECT BOX, THE ONE THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT HIM

fug everything
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>>153146931
Feels mediocre man
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>log in today
>play 5 games
>play like complete shit all 5
>win all of them effortlessly cause my team was better
>open box of repeat rare and commons
>close game
Great game Blizzard, well played
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>>153147557
I actually managed to have some good games, where the enemy and my team were all equally good. Sounds like a meme, but it actually fucking happened.
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Post webms.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvFX-G3PJwY&feature=youtu.be
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>>153110549

Tacos and burritos.
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What the fuck does "Quick Score" mean on Overbuff?
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>>153147656
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS BOYS
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>>153147646
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>>153147737
oh jeez it's so cute
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>be Tracer
>shredded an enemy Genji and left only about less than 30 hp
>deflect as he is jumping towards me
>got hit but still have about 140 hp
>wait for it to finish
>dash towards me
>die
>??????????????????

Can someone tell me what the fuck happened?
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>>153146931
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>>153147851

Genji can hold shift during his deflect so it goes off the instant deflect ends
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>>153147851
he probably shot some shurikens at you with left click and dashed
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>Pick Symmetra
>Genji, Reaper and Tracer fags are always exclusively hunting me even if it means not defending the payload
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So Soldier 76 is old as fuck, Ana is old as fuck, Reinhardt is old as fuck, Torbjorn is old as fuck but why does Mercy look like she's 30 still?
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>>153147646
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>>153147646
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>>153147946
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Being bad is not good for anybody, kids!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp6O0qtMyk
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>>153129815
>Widow getting on the point
>ever

I call bullshit.
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>>153147646
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The amount of brainless morons that still inhabit this game is amazing.
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>>153148059
Not him. I snipe while sitting on the payload if there's a Rein on it. Get got escort duty doing that.
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With no shitposting involved in this post, is this game actually dead? It takes almost 2 - 3 minutes for me to find a quick match. I thought Itt would be easier since theres no competetive.
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>play reinhardt
>charge into high noon dead center
>hitboxes fuck up and he goes flying into the air
>gets LOS on half my team and pulls the trigger

>play mccree
>high noon
>reinhardt clips through a doorway to pin me
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havent played this game in weeks because of the genji nerf, mercy fags ruin everything
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>>153148129
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>>153147946
Cause she's 37...
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>>153148180
Good riddance.
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>>153148164
Then you're a god amongst blueberrys.
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>>153146737
>Not even a minute since I set the teleporter
>The team uses it completely
also
>Get killed
>teammate in front of you uses it and it dissapears
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As it stands in the PTR, if Hanzo goes live with the ability to headshot heroes for massive amounts of damage then it wont last long until they nerf something else in his kit

I suggest to remove his ability to do extra damage from headshots and buff his base damage to compensate.

I feel like this will make him more skill based and fun to play against while not deleting him from the game
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>>153148059
I got gold on objective time with Widow once. Not even joking.

>>153148174
It's probably because of down season.
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>>153147946
Because she is still in her thirties 30 you fucking goof
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Why does mcree sound so smug when he flash bangs you?

>laughs* excuse me
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>>153147646
;)
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>>153148219
>>153148290
This. Chrsit. My aunt is 43 and she's still mistaken for a college student. Not every woman is a butterface.
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>>153147946
>>153148290
So reaper is old as fuck too?

Why is he such an edgy teen then?
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>>153148315
Huh ho excuse me.

Now hold on.

Hold up now.

Don't move.
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>>153147646
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>>153148364
*gets mistaken
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>>153130002
I know exactly how you feel. I want to be that Widowfag who's trying to improve but is currently shit enough for the game to be a 5v6 but I'm spending most of my time on Rein because the team has no tanks and nobody realised the payload exists.

>>153148243
Its doable. I've unironically gotten gold with Widow for 5 seconds objective time. The team was trash and we got steamrolled within two minutes but it technically still counts.
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>>153148382
why dont you go ask him yourself you fucking autist?
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>enemy roadhog hooks me, instant death 90% of the time, done even see him shoot me just die
>I hook 200hp character, 50% of the time they use their abilities to escape without getting shot
>half the other time thep get put outside my fucking view

What is this shit? Do I just have lag?
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>>153148382
Yes, Reaper is just a bit older than 76
not that age really matters in the state he's in

also for what it's worth, Roadhog is the oldest non-ex-overwatch agent at 48
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>>153146848
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Why isn't my Overbuff updating, Do you need to sign in now or something?
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>>153147646
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>>153148315
>>153148404

I want McCree to throw his meaty flashbang at me.
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>get a quadruple kill with Death Blossom
>get a triple kill with another
>think one of those is gonna be potg
>it's just our Genji getting four kills, three of which he didn't even get the final blow on

What the fuck
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>>153148696
You get more points for potg if you're doing it on the objective
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>>153148696
>playing reaper
>complaining about stolen POTGs
oh I'm laffin
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ALRIGHT /ow/.
I want to hear original ideas for characters with genuinely varying playstyles that you've thought about, gimme your concepts!

SHOOT!
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>>153146394
>team is respawning, match is in overtime
>need to buy time as the junkrat
>enemy team are all just sitting on the payload
>mine jump onto it
>everyone scrambles to grab the easy kill
>triple kill

get fucked
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>>153148969

Low damage AoE healer that can blind enemies and uses identical decoy holograms as a defense mechanism
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>McCree throws his grenade withing 40 miles of you
>he gets a free kill

Nice balance.
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>>153147646
C A T C H P H R A S E
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>>153149102

>Roadhog throws his hook within 40 miles of you
>Gets a free kill

Two most cancerous abilities in the game, to be honest.
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>play roadhog
>ult, kill 3 enemies, stop 2 rip tires
>surely potg
>nope.gif, it's McCree ulting 3 enemies
>well at least I'll get the votes on my 80% hook accuracy
>nope everybody votes for trans healing of Zenyatta

epic XD
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>>153148969
Steath character with a knife, movement like Hanzo, and a smoke grenade.
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>>153148364
Yeah, that happens sometimes.
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>>153149058
>>153149256
Ethnicity/home of origin?
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>>153148969
A character who can lariat through projectiles, green hand through other ones, and then get close enough for a spinning piledriver.
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>>153148235
I think the biggest issue, and maybe this is my shit settings, is that you can't easily see the projectiles in flight. There's no stand-out particle effect. This is a bad combo with something that can snipe you, is a projectile with a large hitbox, and you have a large projectile hurtbox . So you don't want to be anywhere near it. Compare the huntsman bow from Tf2. You can easily see the arrow in flight with the bright team coloured streak and a sound when it whizzes right past you. It would be a very subtle nerf and I feel people would feel slightly less salty when playing against Hanzo without having to significantly weaken him. (but only slightly, projectile sniping is always a bit of a shitshow)
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>>153148969
me with a katana, with a pocket mercy on my dick and a hana to be my personal shoulder loli, even though she really isnt a loli
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Is it just me or is Winston the weakest tank?
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>>153149443
Only ever play as Winston when there are 2 genji's memeing on the enemy team.
Otherwise, play other useful tanks.
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>>153149443
He needs some sort of buff. Increasing his shield strength by 100 might help.
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>>153149443
pretty good with zen if u can get a discord up on a backline person
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>>153146591
>HARAMBE
I kek'd.
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>>153149443
He is. Though he has the benefit of having a low cooldown mobility, a shield that you can just drop and shoot after you dropped it, and easy-mode aim. He shouldn't be used as a shield, he should be used as a flanker or something to fuck up the enemy team.
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I'm at 1200 DPI, 5 in game sens
How too high is that?
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>>153149443
He's fucking unkillable during his ult and fuck Genji and D.va, so fuck him.
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>>153149443

He is but he's still good. On some maps against certain comps he's the strongest.
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>>153149563
>fucking unkillable during his ult

git fucking gud
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>>153146497

playing dva, got my ult; mid-ulting, ana pops her ult on me.


WHY?
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>>153149310

Who cares, you asked for the playstyle

Let's go with Canada since they got screwed out of their rep
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>>153149443
He's a better tank than Roadhog, but weaker than Roadhog

That said, if your team has abandoned you and you're playing Lucio, a Winston jumping on you is fa more terrifying than any other tank jumping on you, and he shits all over Genji
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>>153149443
What an awful meme.
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>>153148486

Its cos you're shit.
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>>153148565
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>153148486

Hold down m1 while you're reeling them in. Unless you hooked them at max range they literally will not be able to break out of stun before they die, it's a guaranteed kill.

Beyond that, aim better you fucking scrub.
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>dude harambe XDDD


kill yourselves normie faggots
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>>153148486
while your character is in hiddle of pulling that sucker in, you already aim and press and hold M1. instantly meele after you shoot.
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I am 100% convinced Blizzard is rigging exp gains in order to make you play an extra game to gain a level. One time I got less than 150 gold medal exp just when I was about to level and it was just enough to prevent me from leveling up.
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>>153149846
>whining about normies on normiechan
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>>153149563
>and D.va
how on earth did you come to the conclusion that a hero with a billion armor gets fucked by a hero that deals damage in 3 damage instances
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Winston's leap needs a 1 sec CD decrease or his ult needs a range increase, if Genji's weeb stick hits 10 meters in front of him, so should a giant fucking berserking gorilla.
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>>153149908
He's retarded, a competent D.va is can easily 1v1 a great Winston
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>>153148180
nobody cares
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>>153148180
he's still good if you aren't dogshit
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>>153149563
D.Va counters Winston, she out-damages him in close quarters, her armor blocks half of his damage, and her jets let her go further than Winston's leap, so she can escape if things go tits up.

Winston counters Reinhardt though, he can damage him through his shield, has fucktons more mobility than him and he only needs to dodge one hammer swing to win the DPS race
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I wish the visuals followed the abilities better, like an actual indicator for Genji's deflect or katana range, Reinhardt's firestrike size, the splash from every explosive projectile etc.
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>>153150107
agreed, game could definitely use a pass on visual clarity all around
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>>153149972

Because Winston isn't already picked in nearly every single competitive game and used frequently in high end ranked games.

No let's buff him so that supports who already can't escape him now have an even harder job of it.
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>>153149563

>Friend playing Winston
>Pick Ana
>Give him nanaboost as he jumps in
>Crank heals into him while he trucks all the squishies
>Nanaboost ends
>He keeps fucking shit up until he's low health
>Enrage, fucks up more shit
>Finally just jumps out if there are still people somehow alive
>I'm back up to 60%+ ult from healing him after the boost

Winston is fucking excellent with even the smallest bit of help. I'll never understand niggers that pop enrage while they're boosted and at good health; why would you throw away a huge autoaim cone of 90dps
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what game is this ?
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>>153150107
>Death Blossom is always just near enough to kill you
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>>153150276
CM3D2
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>>153150276
Katawa Shoujo
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>>153150276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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xth for Smuga
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>>153150412
is it a mod ?
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>>153146345
>EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
>Rein holds up his shield through the entire thing

Why do people do this?
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>>153150426
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>>153148350

noice
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>>153150515
¿Quién es?
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>>153150515
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Post your recent progress with your mains

I need to figure out a way to carry with Zen in QP. I know it's possible, I just can't aim well enough yet.
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>>153147035
meh all this is old, just use the games detective wiki to see everything found and with a good lead
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Why do people keep saying "Ster? Is that you?" in the OW general? I don't follow Twitch memelord bullshit.
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>>153150729
Havent watched his stream but he looked pretty qt when he was casting at Gamescom
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>>153150729
ster is that you
>>
what offence should i use?
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>>153150845
always a qt
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>>153118582
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>>153150729
No one has said that.
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>>153150965
prove it bitch
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>>153150729
Most of my post will be just mimicking what I've heard around here
>Ster gets uppity about even the slightest mean comments towards women
>yesterday with the whole casserole-copypasta thing there were suddenly people unironically or merely pretending to get mad about it, hence the "Ster is that you?" posts
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Those who are on PC, what keyboard and mouse you are using?

I'm soon buying a new ones and was wondering what to keep in mind, what features are important and matters for FPS games.
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>>153150954

I prefer Bush's Blood of the Innocent, personally, but Heinz is good too.
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>>153148969

I thought of a mexican/spanish hero inspired on El Zorro.

>melee only
>sword and whip
>E hits an enemy with a whip slash that stuns for a sec (like Mcree's fb)
>Mayus dashes forward with your sword to stab the enemy (unlike Genji's dash you don't cut across enemies)
>Q unleashes the whip for 6s, every hit "stuns" (stops) the enemy; it hits hard and fast to up to 8m
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>>153150953
Oh shit. She's really cute there.
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>>153151160
She's always cute anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wbiqjciOdQ
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>Carbon Fiber Genji
>he fucking sucks
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Who is the best offence character?
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>>153151294
If you can aim, McMeme
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>>153147851
Animation cancel 164dmg meme combo.
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>>153151340
Some post the webm of Torb getting POTG while staring at Widow's ass.
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>>153151450
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>>153151450
Someone*
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>>153144441
or maybe you just sucked.. so glad genji's getting the nerf
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>>153151506
Why do people get so offended when I do this shit. It's just a fictonal character.
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>>153151202
>vigilante McCree
>constantly walks into enemy fire
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>>153151589
I'm not offended, and that's all that matter to me
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>Junkrat
>Defense hero
>He's infinitely more fun on Offense
>On defense it's just mindless grenade launching

Why did they do this
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How tall is D.VA?
Would she look good with heels?
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>>153146931
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>>153151812
4'7 and naw heel's a shit
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>>153151571
He's getting bugfixes, not nerf. Biggest changes are he can no longer dash through traps and his blade lasts a second or two less longer. It does almost nothing but is justified.

Also some of his attacks are getting a slight damage boost, so that's all about his "nerf"
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who the fuck is even in Overwatch?

Zenyatta and Hanzo aren't, right?
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>>153150515
>randomdestinygirl.jpg
>Sombra
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>>153151812
5'5
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>>153151851
>>153151812

Lucio is 5'3 and D.va is taller than him, she's 5'5
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>>153151963
Currently, Winston and Tracer
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>junkrat can literally get kills by dying sometimes
>"J-Junkrat takes skill!!!"

top fucking lel
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>>153151812
She'd look good with eels, too.
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>>153152013

lel thats tali fan art from mass effect
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>>153146591
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>>153152036

Holy shit, 75% of them are midgets.
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>>153152140
?

you can counterplay against that though

stupid mercyposter
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>>153152140
to be fair I strategically die as Junkrat sometimes
It's incredibly stupid but it works
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>>153151963
Neither of them were in Overwatch. Zen's a monk from Nepal and Hanzo's too busy being depressed about life.
>>
PTR update of 150mb
what this
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>>153152054
Does this also mean she has a bigger dick than him?
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>>153152189
I literally suicide bomb friendly Zarya ultis if no one else is able to ult it.
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>>153152168
>painkek
>picture of Obito
y tho
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>>153152036
>i'm as tall as lucio
>widow would straight up laugh at me if i ever tried to get a date with her
suicide is the only option left for me.
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never ever
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>>153152140
Junkrat doesn't take much skill to be effective.
The classes are, beleive it or not, varied in skill ceiling and are actually meant to be different.
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>>153151082

You want a mouse with a perfect sensor - one with no prediction or snapping.

Keyboard doesn't really matter.
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¿dónde está cifrado
donde es sombra?
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>>153152240
yes
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>>153152178
That's not the point, idiot. Junkrat is a "press m1 to win class" in which even if you die you can still theoretically be rewarded.

It's fucking stupid.
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>>153152340
Oh she's coming out.
By blizzcon.

Hope you like to be disappointing because she's not gonna be anything like what you imagined her to be either.

Which is good fo me since you all have shit taste.
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>>153152458
Every class is a ''press m1 to win class''
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>>153152458
Fucking avoid the grenades, retard
its even easier to just not step where he died
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>>153152458
>Junkrat is a "press m1 to win class
no he isn't

shouldn't you be complaining about bastion or something, dumb mercyposter?
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>>153152512
Your mom is a "press 'choke' to win class"

i couldn't come up with anything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>153151963
No one except Winston and Tracer.
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>>153152484
I just hope she's a teen like D.va or in her early 20's

I'm sick of old people in this game.
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>>153152407
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>>153152649
Yeah this, loli hero when
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Would Widowmaker like a submissive or dominant?
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>>153152407
>>153152661
She's gonna be one of those shitter classes that never contests the point.

Calling it.
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>>153152661
What race do you guys think shell be? im thinking since she seems somewhat sinister that shell be a god program.
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>>153152641
oh

why is that

I'm gonna be honest I haven't even watched that short
>>
I'm going to be disappointed if they don't show us 2-3 heroes at Blizzcon, if Sombra is delayed until then I'll be even more disappointed.
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>>153152458
>PTR ranked
>Anubis defence
>Pick Ratty
>Hold down left click and face chokepoints
>3 golds
More intensive than gengu though desu
>>
i want to breed with mei
i want to pound her fat ass from behind and spank her

i NEED to
>>
>>153152036
>>153152054
First-world units please.
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>>153152446
That's hot.
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>>153152745
>doomfist,sombra, soundquake and someone else is revealed.
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>>153152750
Lucio is 1.60cm and D.va is 1.65cm
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>>153152750
1.60m - 1.65m
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>>153152704
Just have a dick that'll impress her.

Which you don't.
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>>153152282
>Being shorter than the blueberry

I am jealous as fuck
>>
>yfw story mode at Blizzcon.
>>
PATCH WHEN PATCH WHEN PATCH WHEN

I CANT TAKE THIS GENJI META ANYMORE
JUST FUCKING ENDDDDDDDDDD ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>153152717
I literally have 0 bets what she'll be. Thats why I was so excited at first countdown to see her reveal, instead we got hit with another countdown. I can't be bothered to care that much anymore.

She can literally be anything. From tf2 spy to some type of spotter with poison etc etc.
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>>153110943
>Maybe Pharah since they both love JUSTICE!
I like to imagine they had a brother and sister relationship during the Overwatch days.
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Post hung overwatch men.
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>>153152938
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>>153152958
1.5 weeks
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>>153153042
HOW DO I ENTER A 1.5 WEEK COMA
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>>153152850

I want a new tank so fucking bad. Winston is bad without Zarya propping him up and Dva is bad because Zarya is holding her down. Hog gets eaten by discord and Zarya so really all you have left in most situations is Rien and Zarya.
>>
I NEED TO FUCK D.VA

SHE'S TOO LEWD
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>>153152902
Why would you

She would never even speak to me because of this
>>
>>153153072
Get a job/school/life for 1.5 weeks
>>
>11 elemental kills
>instead genji gets the upvotes because he deflected 1200 damage
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCKKKKK OFFFFFFF
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>>153153074
I want a new AoE healer

Maybe someone who has to actually put effort into healing. So heals in a cone in front of him
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>>153152989
>ana's a drunk

kek
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>>153153118
She's not real, she wouldn't speak to you anyway

But tall girls are the fucking best. Especially if they're tall enough for your face to be at boob height
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>>153153176
Post deaths
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>>153152938
>MvM
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>>153152248
Good lad.
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>>153153147
ew
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>>153153274
anyone has "that fucking junkrat"?
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>>153153248
But tall girls only like taller men
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>>153153248
>5'9
>Tall
What the fuck is with all the manlets here?
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>>153153164

The only thing I could think of would be either a dispenser builder or a hero that drops biotic field like objects but bigger and more intensive.

It would be stronger than lucio passive but weaker then a Zen heal. It would give other bonuses like faster fire rate or damage resistance even.
>>
>yfw all that gets announced at blizzcon is tracer as a new hearthstone hero
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>McCree is more reliable at long range than Widow
>McCree is better at midrange than S76
>McCree is better than Reaper at close range vs non-tank targets

>Genji has the safest escape in the game
>Genji can hop about and become unhittable thanks to hitboxes
>Genji has a combo that near instagibs most other characters + reset
>Genji has the only ult that can reliably wipe teams and has to force teams to hold ults just for it

Why play any other characters famalams?
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>>153153274
>When you so fit that u trancend your mortal coil
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>>153153430
Isn't there a webm of this pose where her boobs grow?
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>>153153338
this one, right?
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>>153153368
5'7" is tall for a woman. Medium for man.
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>>153153368
My original complaint was that I was taller than her

Height is all relative, if a girl is taller than you, she is tall, regardless of how "tall" that actually is

I wish I was shorter, because tall girls are great
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>>153152989
>Big Brother McCree
>Takes care of Fareeha when Ana is on Duty

I want this
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>>153153583
How tall are you? Im 170, 5'7 and I wish I was 180...
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>>153153561
>5'7" is tall for a woman. Medium for man.
Where do you niggers even live?
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>>153153561

>5'7 is medium for a man

Asian detected
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>>153153561
>5'7" is tall for a woman. Medium for man.
What the fuck, do you live in manlet county?
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>>153153617
Does mcree and fahra have any banter lines?
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How do I aim and shoot? I feel like I'm pretty slow at reacting, even when i notice them in my crosshair

is it autism affecting me? or just lack of skill?
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>>153153661
5'11

Not sure what that is in centimetres
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>>153153561
>5'7" is tall for a woman. Medium for man.

When will they learn?
>>
Why do I even fucking playing McCree, I can't for shit. Especially with this fucking piece of shit PS4 control
>>
piece of cAKE
>>
>>153153617
How old was Mercy when Fareeha was born? 7? 5?
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>>153153816
Why don't you just subtract their ages.
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>>153153805

>Buying FPS games on console
>Buying ANY games on console

You got some learnin' to do. Enjoy sucking until then.
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>>153153747
pffffffftttt
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>>153153786
Wrong chart, manlet
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>>153153730
I fucking wish

please blizz make this canon

>>153153816
5 year difference between the two, still kinda creepy, considering she was a teen when pharah was starting puberty
>>
Why is Symmetra so autistic?
>>
>>153153531
yeah.

any chance someone has the original screenshot?
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If Overwatch Comms were down, how did she establish agent connections and call tracer?
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>>153153786
lol
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>>153153969
skype.
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>>153153969
Skype probably
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>>153151126
>Hypermodernized zorro
>>
LOL

this meme of the week game is already dead just like pokemon Go. Nobody cares anymore after that retarded olympics shit
>>
>>153153945

>Sym gets 5 votes
>"A performance worthy of repetition"

She just is.
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>>153153942
5 year difference is fine

Sure during the 18-13 time it gets kind of weird but during 25-20 time it gets cool again
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>>153152750
imperial units is the first world standard
metric is used in third world countries
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>>153153617
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>>153118582
Usually, the healing voice command spam happens when I'm ded or getting back to action
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>>153154103
>America
>First world
You jest.
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>>153154041
>>153154040
Why is everyone forgetting this person and posting concepts of Mexbra that have a similar silhouette to Ana?
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>>153154128
>noses

So close to being good
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Wait so how and why did bastion join overwatch ?
>>
Pain is an excellent teacher.
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>>153154171
He didn't.

Not every character is part of Overwatch.

Zarya and D.va are both part of their own country's anti-omnic forces. Hanzo works alone.
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>>153154151
Beside literally the only picture we have of her shows her like that.
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>>153154151
I want midget poisonman and clawfoot mcedgy.
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>>153154171
He didnt join overwatch

the game isnt canon
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>>153153954
Found it.
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>>153154150
USA is the definition of first world

As in, the term "first world" means "allied with America during the cold war"

Regardless of the state of the country itself, it will always be first world
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>>153154213
Overconfidence is a flimsy shield.
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You are hired by Blizzard to stop the rising epidemic of teabagging in Overwatch

What is your solution for fixing it?
>>
>>153154171
Barely anyones in overwatch, the story hasn't really gotten that far.
>>
>>153153164

If you want to put effort into healing pick Ana, she's literally the best on burst healing.
>>
>>153154282
Repetition is the path to mastery.
>>
>>153153561
5'7" is "above average" for females, 5'9" is tall though.
>>
>variable movespeeds
>hero specific hitboxes

gitting gud is hard
>>
>>153154276
sweet, saved. thanks.
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>>153154253
Why would a random newspaper know what she actually looks like? It's probably just a shadowy figure they came up with.

>>153154254
Clawfoot is probably Mei, hence the icepick and beam-looking gun.
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>>153154213
>play Zennyatta before patch in comp
>die
>"Adversity is an opportunity for change."
>tfw I did it
>>
>>153154297
Give everyone junkrat passive.
>>
>>153154345
I want an AoE healer who is less braindead than Lucio
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>>153154297
I make a teabagging emote.

I tell them "if everyone is teabagging, then noone is teabagging"

I then promptly get fired and replaced by sjw male #5012
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>>153154150
a bit outdated but america is always the standard for a first world country
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>>153154151
>that genji/hanzo in the bottom row

Surprised they actually split that character in two
>>
>>153154297
Give everybody a really sick burn voice line or emote, which would replace the teabagging.
>>
Who should I main for the next season?
Who should I waifu?
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>just lost 2-0 to a Double Torbjorn set-up in KOTH
>they didn't even have a healer for the first round
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>Summer event over
>Comp season over
>Sombra number going up like .5%/day
>No patch for 1.5 weeks
>QP is full of rank 40 shitters, meme teams and koreans
>Currency is worthless for the forseeable future and boxes are back to being WWBW every level
>No point in playing on PTR
>>
>>153154167
>Noses
It's tumblr art, what did you expect? I don't know what it is with tumblr artists, but a lot of them seem to fuck up noses.
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>>153154359
Oh shit

And she got the little thing on her back too.
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>>153154213

There should be a video where someone asks how did Zen get his skills and he says pain is an excellent teacher and then the camera turns and there is Max Payne sitting there.
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>>153154438
forgot pic
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>>153152750
>>
Guys, I went to New York and California on holiday this summer and everywhere I was all the people were tiny.

Why are all americans so short?
>>
>>153154461
Reinhardt
Whoever you like the most
>>
>>153153969

Isn't that precisely what you do in Gibraltar on attack? Getting the comms satellite to the launching platform so Winston can contact the other Overwatch members.
>>
>>153154482
He isn't hating on the noses.

He wants it to be like his pacific mango plantations because it tickles his autism and because the style is almost there.
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>>153154482
Here's a diagram I made a while ago for /co/ about tumblr noses and they ruin lives.
>>
>>153154297
delete crouching from the game, replaced with slow walking
>>
>>153154635
No, but he is literally talking to Tracer in that screenshot.
>>
>>153154482

Fat red pig noses is just a "cheat" to give their drawings more "character" and "personality"

I know that's a lot of quotation marks but I think it's necessary in this case.
>>
Everybody here whos deluded and barely goes outside. 5'7 aka 170cm is TALL for a girl/woman. It's medium for a guy tho. Stop b8 with those retarded images and comments, go outside and check for yourselves.
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>>153154561

Those statistics are cherrypicked by counting in all the rich Jews that own 90% of the wealth. Here's a dose of reality, America is literally china tier.
>>
>>153154635
oh shit, I never thought that there was actual stories to the stages.
>>
>>153154561
Austria and switzerland aren't first world.
>>
>>153154586
It's evolutionary, in the early years of the USA, citizens needed to be smaller and wider so they could safely mine the freedom from the holy earth. With a lower centre of gravity they wouldn't get knocked down by things like logic and could safely lift around huge quantities of the freedomonium for the hive. Their large size is to intimidate the lesser foreign species, in a pinch an american raise his fat-frills to scare away potential predators.

learning is fun. Symettra is best girl.
>>
>>153154745
They do have little stories but they aren't canon to OW as a whole. King's Row has you delivering an emp to the underground section where the omnics live.
>>
>>153154667
You do know that the reason for reddish noses is because calarts and "the old masters" mentality.

I forget their names but a collective of artists wrote a study book about how the reddish nose/middle will bring out colour and the special in the character (which is of course bullshit)

Most tumblrites are from calarts and that's why they all do it, because it was an old art trick for oil paintings from very well praised artists.
>>
>>153154728
the term "first world litterally comes from the united states.
"The term "First World" refers to so called developed, capitalist, industrial countries, roughly, a bloc of countries aligned with the United States after World War II"
>>153154839
the map is outdated as I mentioned
>>
>both of my Waifus are trash

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>>
>>153152458
don't step on the grenades you autist
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>>153154896
>waifus
you don't understand the word enough to use it correctly faggot
>>
>>153154870
What's the story for towers, eichenwalde and Ilios?

I'm guessing road 66 is about the resistance fighters and hanamura is about taking over the mafias main base.
>>
Yuriniggers should be hung with the fat Tumblr whales who draw yurinigger trash.
>>
>>153154894
>refers to so called developed, capitalist, industrial countries,
>thailand
>philippines
>png
>Iran
>east timor
No.

>a bloc of countries aligned with the United States after World War II
Yes.
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>>153155006
Thank you.
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>>153155006
Oh I do.

I'm just a degenerate with two of them.
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>>153154482
>>
>>153152189
>>
>>153155036
>mad heteroscum
>>
>>153154894

It can also refer to many other things, because there is no official definition. Were you not autistic, you would know that in speech first world refers to wealth which in the US is in the hands of the elite.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World#Other_indicators
>>
>had a fucking junkrat AND a pharah
>still couldn't deal with the double torb

Call me when Season 2 starts.
>>
>>153155042
>philippines

What is happening, why is my shithole of a country being discussed.
>>
>>153155036
>fat Tumblr whales
They draw gay tho'

They also shitpost barafaggotry and pretend to be raging faggot twinks like the cancer they are
>>
>>153154472
I feel you, I think im just gonna play other games until sombra goes live or PTR patch goes live.
>>
>>153155036
Seek help
>>
Why is Tracer so perfect for dicking?
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>>153153274
>>153153176
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>>153153274
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>>153155091
>>
>>153155036
Why are you so angry bro?
>>
>>153155116
But it doesn't change the fact that the United states is a first world country.
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>>153155193
Seek Reddit
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>>153155030
Lijiang has you taking control of the main facilities for China's largest space exploration companies which is the company that also founded the moon Base that Winston is from. Eichenwalde has you trying to retrieve Baldrich's suit of armor for one reason or another. Maybe because it could stand up against multiple basion units for more than a second. No idea of Ilios has anything interesting going on.
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>Barely lose to double D.va, Rein, Bastion, Mercy, Mcree defending last checkpoint of King's Row.

Just bring back competitive Blizzard, I can't stand fighting doubles.
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>>153155091
Why is Mercy always drawn as such a buzzkill when she isn't being endearing or motherly?
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>>153155078
One or the other pal
can't have both
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>>153155506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>153155610
because mccree was a criminal back then so it's understandable she'd be wary of him
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>>153154416
there's already a teabagging emote though
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>>153150412
Did you fucking download a youtube video just so you could watch and take screenshots in vlc.
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>>153155657
LIES!!!
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>>153155506
>which is the company that also founded the moon Base that Winston is from
There's literally nothing backing that up. It's "S76 is Pharah's father"-tier conjecture.
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>>153155739
He wasn't a damn child rapist.
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>>153155767
there no more vidz out there like that, for sure i downloaded it
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>>153155657
>implying you can have either

They're not real
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>>153155904
he was still a criminal
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>>153154745

The stories are not cannon but yeah, some maps have a reason to be.

In King's Row you get an EMP bomb to an underground God Program to disable all omnics in London.

In Temple of Anubis you quarantine/take control of Anubis, another malicious God Program.

In Numbani you escort Doomfist's gauntlet to the museum (the one in the first overwatch short film).

In Dorado you escort a generator to fix a power plant (the ziggurats) to bring back electricity in the region.

In Route 66 you are securing a dirty bomb that was left there after Mcree stops a heist in a military train.

In Hollywood you escort an omnic film director to safety (really).

In Volskaya industries you take control/defend an omnic military factory from the Omnic Crisis.

In Lijiang Tower you defend/take control of the tower basically, which holds enterprises of the space industry.

In Nepal you protect/attack an omnic temple (rebuilt from the ruins of a buddhist temple).

Finally in Eichenwalde you protect/"steal" Balderich von Adler's crusader armor.

No idea about Ilios tho.
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>>153155904
Maybe but the gang he used to run with was not really above it.
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>>153155904
"It's ok to let little girls near drug and weapon traffickers"
This is what you're saying anon
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ok so for the purpose of character building outside of the game there are Comics and Shorts. My guess is that you can't have a Comic if you had a Short or vice versa. Junkrat/Roadhog will most likely be an exception.
>Shorts
Winston/Reaper
Tracer/Widow Maker
Hanzo/Genji
76/¿Sombra?
Bastion
>Comics
Mcree
Reinhardt
Junkrat/Roadhog
Symmetra
Pharah
Torbjorn
Ana/Jack Morisson/Widow/76/Reaper
>pic unrelated
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>>153153025
logic dictates that he's hung like a horse. dude probably has a dick three inches wide that causes internal lesions.
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>>153155506
>you will never be a poor, lowly soldier that gets his ass saved by a Crusader
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>>153150276
Newest Sexy Beach I think. Good luck finding a working download though, Hongfire is shit.

>>153156013
In Ilios you learn to hate the KotH gamemode.
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>Temple of Anubis on Attack
>Playing Lucio
>Defending team set up in courtyard spawn area
>My team is all over the place, trickling in one by one
>Both a Hanzo and Widowmaker on my team for some reason
>No progress whatsoever
>I tell everyone to group up before we push
>Finally make it to Objective A, into Overtime
>Stuck with the Hanzo and Widowmaker shitters, everyone else is dead
>Ult at 99%
>Enemies coming
>Say to group up and that my Ult is ready
>Widow and Hanzo both see the enemies, spin on their heels, and fucking climb up the building in unison
>My Ult wasted
>I get BTFO
>No one on the point
>Defeat, screen goes black
>Hear a mufled voice as game ends
>"No one can hide from my sight"
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>>153154352
>tfw when 6'0
>as a grill

literally the worst
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>>153155506
So are the Crusaders another super soldier program? I doubt they're all naturally giants.
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>>153155973
ana doing this makes more sense
Mercy is more suspicious when it's ana's child.
It's seems like she was forced in there desu.
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>>153154546
Brillilant idea
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>>153156212
Please marry me.
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>>153156106
Mercy comedy/cute short when
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>>153156106
>no Pharah short
>no Widow comic
Goddamn it.
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>>153156212
KINGS ROW
I
N
G
S

R
O
W
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>>153156212
I need you in my life

do you have big breasts?
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>>153156225
I'd guess so but knowing Blizz they'd probably just say Germany had an unusually large amount of giant muscular guys.
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>>153156212
Is that tall enough for the WNBA?
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if i was in overwatch, maybe owg would pair me up with somebody
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>>153146931
i want a lucio bf
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>>153156212
would you date a manlet?
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>>153156168
I FUCKING LOVE teammates that only play Widow, Hanzo or trashcan Genji. Maybe Bastion and Torb on offense too!

>>153156225
There is a picture that analyzes Rein's proportions, apparently the Crusader armors are Space Marine-style oversized. Otherwise he'd have gorilla length arms that reach to his knees.
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I kinda worry about the player base of this game if I was able to get diamond in s2 ptr and 64-65 during s1.

I'm not that great at fps games. Feels like every other game you see someone in this bracket that isn't what I would call competent gamewise.

I understand struggling with accuracy, but I totally don't understand how people think solo leaping onto a point that your team isn't near as a tank repeatedly for four minutes is a valid tactic.

How is this the top 6% of the player base?
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>>153156212
I wish I had a gf as tall as me.
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>>153156212
>tfw when 5'7
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>>153156212
YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE HIPS
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>>153156362
No, you would be another Torbjorn
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>mfw Genji's "ANGELA!"
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>>153156312
Again there could be exceptions for characters if enough people want a comic or short based around their Waifu
>keep your hopes up anon
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>>153156362
Probably as Hanzo's gay lover
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Is this what a healthy meta looks like?
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>>153156362
Winston
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>>153156545
people need to stop taking overwatch seriously as a competitive game
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>>153156212
>tfw 5'5''
I am perfectly content with it.
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>>153155918
that's weird as fuck dude
>>
>Quickplay
>in team with 40's and 30's when I'm 95
>Enemy team is all past 100 and in a group
>Mowed down because no one knows how to group up with reinhardt
>Everyone keeps switching to non counters
Thanks Blizzard
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>>153156545
Better than the BS Mercy meta, or the Mccree meta.

I pray Blizz understands they can never possibly make every Hero viable.
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>>153156667
Who can counter who?
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>>153156545
Of course not. The issue is that Overwatch still has a tiny hero pool and heroes that heroes that fill a very specific niche (like Lucio's speed boost and Rein's shield).
Also, Blizz is really fucking bad at balancing.
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>>153156467
>MASTER
He shows more emotion towards an omnic than an actual human
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>death-spectating Ana
>she sleeps a Junkrat who pushed up after getting a quad kill
>walks up to t-bag him
>as soon as she t-bags him once, you hear "HRUUUAAGH!"
>Reinhardt comes flying in across the screen and pins her, then shields the Junkrat until he wakes up
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>>153156664
how is that weird?
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>>153154546
fuck you for making this quality shit post
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>>153156545
Trick question, Overwatch should never be an e-sport
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>playing Lucio
>everyone spreads way the fuck out
>get mad when I'm not RIGHT ON THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>rinse and repeat with any healer really
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>>153156741
Two d.va's on the other team. There was another tank. No one went Reaper. There was also a widow that no one would do anything about.

Someone switched to Zarya for some reason. Ana wasn't doing anything.

It was just silly ridiculous how fast it was over.
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>>153156904
>going Reaper to deal with D.va
You go Zarya or Roadhog to deal with D.va.
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>>153156850
>the suicidal rein who complains because you don't save every amp to heal him
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>>153156850
>playing Lucio
>for (;;) printf("I NEED HEALING\r\n"); in match chat

When will people learn that his E has a 12 second cooldown that starts only after the previous one expired?
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>>153156967
Seriously? I always find it easy to deal with her as reaper.
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>>153156393
If they're a chill dude, I don't care how tall they are. I always worry dudes are gonna be turned off by being shorter than their gf tho

>>153156427
>>153156620
stop rubbing it in you tiny bean people
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>>153156780
caliber shitpost
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>>153156212
>tfw when
you deserve your suffering
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>>153157040
If tall girls didn't have humongous kangaroo feet you would be sexier.
I'm sorry.
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>>153157040
> I don't care how tall they are

liar liar
pants on fire
>>
>get yeti hunter mei in ptr
>not available in normal game
oh okay.
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>>153157043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>153156212
>>153157040
>tfw 5'3

I LOVE tall girls.
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>>153156780
thank you for this anon
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Daily reminder that Smuga is best
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>>153157216
A FUCKING SMUGA
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At the bottom where they belong
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>>153157040
>6'
>just want a girl my height for that standing sex and whatnot
>all of the women around me are 5' 3" or shorter
JUST
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>>153157039
Pretty much everything is easy to deal with as Reaper other than Pharah, but Zarya and Roadhog absolutely destroy her. Her defense matrix doesn't save her from the hook combo.
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>>153157259
Now post your most played you shitter
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>>153156212
Marry a manlet to help him breed away the manlet genes. It's for the good of humanity.
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>>153157182
the girls aren't tall
it's just that YOU are shot
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>>153157159
heres your (you)
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>>153157121
why ya gotta do me like this in front of everyone

>>153157139
i'm on 4chan, im just as sad and desperate as everyone else on here buddy
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>>153156212
>tfw 6'3
Are everyone in /owg/ manlets?
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>>153157470
oh are you ugly

my condolences.
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>>153157407
>i am shot

wew
i didn't know i lived in the us
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>>153157275
you can fuck shorter girl while standing too, you just have to carry them
it's even hotter for the chick since they love getting swept off their feet
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>>153157407
Different guy

But "tall" is still subjective

If you're 6'4, the 6'0 guy looks short

If you're 5'5, the 6'0 guy looks huge
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>>153156780
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>>153157565
Nigga I do lots of manual shit at work. My back can't take too much of that shit. I'd prefer to just fug standing up in the shower or some shit.
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>>153157407
That's tall to me.

Cunt. Especially for a girl.
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>>153157519
>5'7" Mexican diaspora
It's just genetic fampai
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>>153157723
are you literally a child?
Did you stop drinking milk or something?
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>>153148969
Burnt out magician, his E shoots a 10 foot AOE that inverts the controls of anyone hit by it for 10 seconds.
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>>153157519
6'0" Aussie reporting in

I've been 5'9"-6'0" since the start of high school then became average when I went into university
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>>153149443
He's kind of not a tank. You target Lucio, Mercy, and Genji's with him, he basically does Genji's job but better.
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>>153157723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>Blizzard actually thought this ARG was a good idea
>Even places like Kotaku are reporting on how many people are pissed and turned off by the Sombra shit now
I can't wait to see Blizzard's next blunder.
>>
NEW THREAD:
>>152740904
>>152740904
>>152740904
>>152740904
>>152740904
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>>153157840
I'm twenty years old and 1.6m

It's just shit genetics familia
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>>153157869
>Roadhog and McCree two of the most annoying characters to fight against due to being able to strip you of your ability to fight back.
>Wants to add more control fuckery to the game.
No.
>>
>Alternatively the% will hit 23, an important Sombra number, in 12 days corresponding to the start of Season 2

People who are resigned to an October release date are stupid, it's a red herring
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>turn on colorblind mode
>mccree accuracy increased from 40 to 48
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>>153157723
That ain't me my dude.

but he's right, you short af ;^)
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>>153158092
>Control
>Not being able to play inverted and vanilla
Are you just bad at games anon?
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>>153157734
>tfw filthy jew genetics but till superior height
FeelsGoodMan.jpg
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>>153158041
All the recent stuff hasn't even revealed anything about Sombra, has it? Other than her abysmal internet speed.
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>>153158172
Once you're used to it inverted control aren't that bad, sure, but that second of switching from normal to inverted and vice-versa when the effect starts/ends can be the difference between life and death.
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>>153152036
I'm 5'10'' so I'd be just tall enough to kiss Widow and just tall enough for her to not think of me as a manlet :3
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OH LET'S BREAK IT

D

O

W

N
>>
Leaked list of Sombra's voice lines
>I'm in...
>No tuvo chiste
>Why do you look to the sky?
>[rapid Spanish]
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>>153158367
are you stupid
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>>153158262
Correct. Even the one thing that they did give us in this ARG was just a x-ray of Ana's wound which told us nothing new about anyone.
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>>153158367
It was a joke, also it's battleborn
Also the game is so dead they didnt bother making a new thread, the one I linked was archived
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>>153158303
That's the idea. Also,
>Shift pulls a random ass hard light animal out of his hat
>Q is a disappearing act, any team members within 5 feet lose their character models for 8 seconds
I was thinking of him being part of a program Viskar was rolling out, to make them seem a little less like a pack of gentrifying dicks.
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>>153158367
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>>153158390
>tfw Hack the planet voice line
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>>153158179
At least I'm guaranteed to never bald.
My eyesight is shit though.
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>>153158359
>when you cuck someone's ult using nothing but sick beats

I love frog boi
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>Route 66 picked
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>>153158590
Me too. Chances are I wont go bald either. Baldness skips a generation, so hopefully my genetics will keep me handsome.
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>>153158482
>That's the idea.
And that's what this game doesn't need more of. Beating someone in an FPS/Action game should never be due to robbing them of their ability to fight back. It's the same reason the Sandman is banned in comp TF2.
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>>153149679
Did this happen last night? Played a game where this happened yesterday
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>>153153371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>153158758
Really? I mean, I get Mcree's stun grenade, but the sandman seems really hard to get a hit with.
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>>153158910
>mfw
Why'd you link that to me anon?
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>>153158976
because he's spamming his videos trying to make money on youtube

report his video so it gets taken down
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>>153153274
>>
Is there anything worse than defense on gibralter?

worst map in the game
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>>153158976
I dunno, some guy keeps posting the link to it, just thought it'd be kinda funny to do it too.
>>
>>153159054
MODS
>>
WHY DON'T PEOPLE GET ON THE FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOINT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153159054
>Mei
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What does /owg/ think of these FAKE Sombra screen shots
>I'm not a fan of the design really id rather have her cloaked like reaper or her news paper pic
1/3
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>try watching overwatch open
>its Dragonblades: The Game
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>>153157318
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>>153159054
Bim, bam, b&
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>>153159112
Oh okay
>>
I want to tongue-fuck Symmetra's shit-stained asshole lads
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>>153153429
>McCree is more reliable at long range than Widow
Spot the shitter
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>>153159054
where are all my ameriniggers @?
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>>153159054
not once have I heard Mei's "Let's do it together" voice line in an sfm
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>>153159184
2/3
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>>153159206
>Hanzo
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>OW KANGZ

Not bad t b h
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>>153159340
>Skull on her back

Nah, I want it to be a mask like Reaper.
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>>153159184

Terrible.

Looks like deviant art trash.

Blizzard have better aesthetic sense than that.
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>>153159184
Awful
She's basically T-posing
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Reminder to never heal Hanzos or Widowmakers unless you're in PTR.
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>>153159184
Really boring design. Literally just 'girl with visor and see through legs'.

I like spooky skeleton Sombra.
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>>153159184
>Junkrat

You know what they say about troll posts with straya flag on /int/ and /pol/.
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>>153159340
3/3
>Face is awful
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>>153159184
>>153159340
>>153159496

Garbage
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>>153159184
Pretty shit all around
>>
>search for Mei SFM
>rule34hentai
>all that butthurt over dark dick
>it's on every dark dick video even with Symmetra


Beautiful, reuploaded tumblr porn is the domain of the alt-right.
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>>153159496
WE
>>
>>153159445
I don't think they'd do the skull mask thing twice but I really hope she had at least one skin with it on, like Shrike
>>
>>153159742

A dislike for race mixing is normal.
>>
>>153159896
Skull sombra is awesome. If she is indeed a character in tje game blizz should consider giving her a skullmask skin even if only for halloween. It will print money.
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>>153159742
I don't understand it either
t. nigger
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>>153159340
>No spectacular assed sombra
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>>153110549
Like shit and sweat.
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If you're reading this, I love you.
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>>153159445
>Jeff Kaplan's eyes secretly blink morse code

sweet jesus
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>>153160158
Thank (You)
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>>153156212
6'3 girl reporting in.
I understand your pain
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>>153160158

I love Succubus(male)!
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>tracer gets potg in volskaya
>it's her chasing and killing some fleeing s76 after getting a double pulse mine kill while I ulted as zen so as to capture the point
>trash talk him for chasing a fleeing dude instead of getting on the point
>they leave

m-man i didn't really mean that i'm sorry

i feel terrible now ;_;
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>>153160226
how's the weather up there?
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>>153160158
>want to buy Mercy legendary
>already have her Swiss' skin which is promotionalâ„¢

wat do
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>>153160206
To be entirely fair, some COD director did it once in another ARG so they figured it was worth a looksee
>>
>>153160134
She's going to be a latina, and we all know how based on stereotypes this game is, soo
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>>153160226
desu it's pretty shit that being tall as a girl and short as a guy is considered so awful, never really understood why it is that way
t. guy of average height
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>>153159896
I reckon the skull mask could fly this time, just because she's affiliated with Reaper/Talon. Skull mask buddies.
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>>153160318
It's only tracer, it is ok they are normally shit.
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>>153160226

Hey baby
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>>153160226
>a girl (female) is a full foot taller than me

DELETE MYSELF
>>
(NEW)

>>153148504

>>153148504

>>153148504
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>>153160226
I'm so glad I'm not the only one in hell
>>
Do you think Sombra is going to debut with sit/ laugh emotes?
>>
>>153160478
how they fuck do you even mesure that, do you lay on the floor and your caretaker/family member puts his feet on the side of you and slowly walks or what lol
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>>153160390
to be honest, following that (fake) screenshot, she looks more brazilian than hispanic
>>
>>153160478
>>153160534
aw anons don't be like that. Your worth as a person isn't tied to your height :(
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>>153160226
>tfw 5'6" femboy
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>>153110547
Would Roadhog abuse Junkrat if he burnt the kangaroo and spoidah casserole?

I don't think so, but...
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>>153160587
Yes yes, Imperial measurements make no sense
We get it
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>>153160618
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>>153160607
cute :3
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>>153110549
Like Jack Morrison's semen.
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>>153160226
Finally met my equal
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>>153160410

The reason why humans are sexually dimorphic with respect to muscle mass and height is because women would prefer to breed with the largest, strongest males as they were the best at protecting and providing, thus increasing the survivability of females who selected this way, and over the course of many, many generations, men became bigger and women developed a stronger preference for this.

Short man, tall woman is going against hundreds of thousands of years of genetic programming.
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>tfw no qt femboy healslut bf
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>>153157470
If you're desperate aren't there real
Easy ways to handle that as a grill?
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>>153160487
80 posts earlier

kys
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>>153160912
filtered
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>>153157519
parents are super tall, like my mom is 6 foot
Tfw Im stuck at 5"10 because cancer stopped my growth when I was 15.
Life aint fair man.
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>>153160840
>implying this matters in the present day
I don't see many men and women hunting and gathering, so why should this matter anymore?
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>>153160775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>153160842
I play mercy too >>153160607
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>tfw not enough players
>tfw you get put into the end of a losing match
>rinse and repeat over and over again

wtf is going on today???
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>>153160884

Not if you're also fat, like Mei
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>>153160597
Yes it is.
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>>153160775
That doesn't answer my question...
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>>153160095
Looked up Symmetra and white and it seems like it's doing fine
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>>153160973
that's cute desu
post boypussy
>>
POST SOME QTMAKER
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>>153160537
Sí
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>>153161154
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>>153161112
i can't here but if you add me
my battleta
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Which color for Widowmaker highlights her ass the best?
>>
Can sombra please be an omnic hero? I want more omnics
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>>153161262
Normal one tbqh
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>>153160884
If I'm gonna be real straight up, I'm not honestly like, yearning for a relationship at all. I'm at that point where I'm just enjoying doing my own thing and playing video games and eating biscuits in bed all day. If I was gonna go out looking for male companionship, it'd be a straight friends with benefits sorta deal.
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>>153159851
fuck off, faggot
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What should we do to Genji, /owg/?
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>>153161408
Mock his lisp
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>>153161262
Probably her default or Winter.
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>>153161376
>a straight friends with benefits sorta deal
>tfw tossed around like a used tissue
>tfw only girls who were really into me were the ones I couldn't like back
>>
>>153160950

Because it provided a survivability advantage in the past, so it became ingrained.

Women will, on average, find taller and stronger men more attractive because of this, but they won't be thinking in terms of whether he can fight off enemies or hunt well, of course, but the origin of the feeling is the same. Equally, the attractive preferences in males are based on fertility and genetic health.

Most of society will see this pairing as unpleasant, but they won't know it's because it would have compromised the survivability of the group in the past, so they will mock it, and try to prevent it.

A few decades of safe and abundant societies doesn't immediately override the ancestral knowledge that got us to that point.
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>>153157661
>fug in the shower
I take it you've never actually tried it. It's awful.
The water washes away any natural lubricant so it feels dry, the floor is slippy and water is going all over your face n shit.
Stick to fucking on the sofa or table or something
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>>153161321
>I want more omnics
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>>153161486
jesus h. christ

are there real physical women with asses like this?

i need to know
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>>153160950
our modern era is still way too short to have any significant impact on thousands of years of evolution my dude
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>>153161607
I know the feel, anon.

>same thing happens to me
>only girl I ever loved wanted to be friends with benefits
>2 weeks later she giggles and tells me she's had enough
>gets a boyfriend and fucks 50 other guys behind his back
>I wasn't good enough even for that
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>>153161607
You'll find someone anon. You'll have wild disgusting sex with them and relax afterwards with cuddles and bad movies. Trust me on this my dude.
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>>153161667
>didn't mention the constantly having to rotate so the warm water is spreading evenly and you don't freeze your ass off
Worst part since I don't mind going in dry
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>>153156765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJoU7SqW9F4
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>>153161828
Unlikely
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>>153161607
>girl is into me
>she's black

Everytime
>>
>>153161886
>tfw envying the cuck
Girls talk a lot of shit about them getting the short end of the stick, but I'm almost certain guys get way more crazy when it comes to love.
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>>153161828
No. Maybe for Mei or like, Tracer, but Widowmaker's ass is literally impossible. Her spine is curved like a banana like, twenty four seven. It's a miracle she can walk.
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>>153160226
>tfw 6'1"
>tfw only dated one tall girl because she said tall girls hate shorter guys
Tried anyways after we broke up and I got rejected and a head pat. You guts have it good up there, you can bully and look down on everyone if you're a bitch. Most tall girls look ugly though.
>>
>>153161828

Not really. Windowlicker has some serious freaky mutant body shape going on. They heavily compromised realism in order to make her look more "spider/porn star hybrid"
>>
>>153161971
D.va and Tracer are flat, very realistic.
>>
>>153161828
Latinas
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>>153162021
>into a girl
>she doesn't like chimps

Everytime
>>
>>153162132
It's not flat, she just has a tight little butt going on.
>>
EXCUSE ME FOR DROPPING IN
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>>153162291
Whatever you feel like calling it.
>>
>>153162021
>Black
>No girl is interested in me
Everytime
>>
>>153149679

Mega gremlin is fun
>>
>>153162372
HI THERE
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>>153161828
>who is Melisa Mendiny
>>
>rare occasion i try Hanzo
>nobody on the payload
>other team is just going to walk it in for free almost the whole game
>have to try and contest it
>13 second gold objective time
>people tell me i need to learn how to Hanzo
>>
>>153162039
I envy the cuck because I fucking love her, man. Men do get crazy when it comes to love. I've honest to god tried to make myself gay just so getting screwed over by bitches won't hurt anymore but I'm only attracted to fictional men and would never love or want to fuck a man irl.

at least I still have my husbando
>>
>>153162435
Try fat girls
>>
>>153162435
But aren't girls supposed to love that BBC? Or has /pol/ taught me wrong?
>>
>>153162578
>I've honest to god tried to make myself gay just so getting screwed over by bitches won't hurt anymore
Nothing is cattier than a gay man
You'd be cucked x1000000 over if you were gay
>>
what's the owg discord?
>>
>>153162702
No, nothing is cattier than a faggot. A gay is pretty much just your bro except occasionally you pump each other silly
>>
>>153162683
People with radical political views think the majority of the world cares as much as them about race.
If you are nice and not a disgusting fatass, you'll find a girl.
Sometimes you can even get away with being a bit fat if you are really charismatic.
>>
>>153162586
If that was the answer there would be no virgins
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when did we become /soc/ and /adv/?

like i'm a lonely piece of shit and crave death every day but i come here to talk about overwatch
>>
>>153162683
>thinking a slut is a woman
You haven't been red pilled hard enough, young one.

>>153162860
>thinking any of that matters when you can just get someone emotionally dependent on you even if you act like an a complete ass
Being the only person in her life makes me feel better about myself.
However she's alone for a reason.
Dumb cunt.
>>
>>153162975
sociopath-kun pls
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>>153162702
I guess you're right, anon. I'll soon be a doctor so I hoped someone would at least love me for my money but that's not happening.

Might as well buy a daki and give up.
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>tfw people make fun of you for being shit
>exit game and go cry
>go to open it again and get anxiety and don't
how do I git gud if I can't even deal with people calling me shit?
>>
>>153162942
>talk about overwatch
That's the issue.
This game is horrible stale, after a few hundred games you've really seen it all, unless you're sub rank 50 tier shit, then I guess a team kill could still get you excited.
>>
>>153163242
leave match/team chat
>>
>>153162942
just hide and report
>>
whats a good relatively cheap mouse for this game
>>
>>153163242
Answer them with a well deserved
>lol u mad

>>153163357
G402
$50 I think, one of the best mouses out there.
>>
>>153163242
Thats sad

Just mute the shit talkers
>>
>>153163307
Team kills still get me excited
>>
>>153163354
Kys
>>
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>>153163404
>>153163405
by the time they've insulted me I'm already crying
>>
>>153163242
>weeb image
>cry at the slightest provocation
Alright, listen up.
You need to just stop caring for a few months.
Drop your hygiene.
Ruin friendships.
Give your coworkers/schoolmates looks like you'd rather be literally anywhere else.
After this if you're not emotionally numb then you need to just go back to /b/ for a year and see how hard you can shitpost until you stop being a real human being.
>>
>>153163415
I do a little dance every time we get a team kill
>>
>>153162548
At least you played the objective.
I once got a gold objective time medal for 1 second.
>>
>>153163242
>>153163524
develop a thick skin, this world needs no soft niggas
>>
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>>153146931
I might be toxic...
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>>153163554
I'm a NEET, I don't have any friends or a job or schoolmates, so I've already done all that.

>>153163636
how
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what game ist this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>153163240
>I'll soon be a doctor
dude.
money, job security, a job title with status. that's good stuff.
do you like 3rd world qt's?
>>
>>153163704
>how

You're on 4chan of all places for god's sake, if you can ignore people calling you a nigger or a faggot everyday here then you can do it literally everywhere
>>
>>153163872
>if I can pretend to be a gangsta on an anonymous pottery board then I can make it in the real world
Reminder that you should take advice you receive on the internet with a bit of salt
>>
I want to talk about video games, not cucks and girls.

Also I suck dicks a lot.
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Would Widowmaker be into anal? I think she would be an anal idol desu
>>
>>153164079
Sure. If she does the penetration.

Also delete that gif.
>>
>>153163872
I'm anonymous here so it doesn't matter, in game people can see I'm doing shit and have a reason for calling me shit so it stings
>>
>>153164182
I love you anon, no matter what they say.
>>
>>153163242
stop being a soft cunt
>>
>>153164010
Well, in my case, slur words or insults have no meaning to me.
if you keep hearing or reading the same word everyday it will lose its value.

>>153164182
you know you can block people right?
it's not like you will keep playing with them everyday, as a matter of fact you will probably never meet them ever again.
>>
>>153157519
>both parents were short as fuck
>somehow even shorter at 5'0
>starting to get white hairs at 19
>eyesight is fucked
It isn't fair.
>>
>>153164326
I am a soft cunt literally

how do I stop
>>
>>153164834
JUST
I'm sure you're a nice person
>>
>>153164834
Mr.Magoo pls leave my 4chin
>>
I wonder how big reinhardts dick is
>>
>>153157519
6'6
it's alright I suppose
>>
>>153165128
With that hammer he's clearly compensating for something
>>
>>153163242
Play with friends, im up for it if you want.
>>
>>153163704
I'll be your friend as long as you dont mind posting your tag and server
>>
>>153146471

zenyatta has the best highlight intros, emotes and legendary skins.
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