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Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/ /gulag/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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>>153060504
is this the real thread
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Post YFW you're playing forever alone.
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>>153060504
>no finnish gf
why even live
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First for Peru
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>it's a "redditors get triggered by 4chan culture and cry /pol/" episode.
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>>153060685
Yes, the vandalized one will get deleted any second now.
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what if
>go to reddit
>copy paste posts from there to heres
>???
>EPIC XD
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post em
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>>153060797
Whoahh.. I can't even imagine at first, how did she/he come up this great idea.

Yea, Uplifting news indeed
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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: assblast.us
New players: assblast.us
Wiki: assblast.us
Blog: assblast.us
Lore: assblast.us
Guides: assblast.us
Cosmetic simulator: assblast.us
Competitive Scene: assblast.us
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: assblast.us

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: assblast.us
DOTA 2 analysis: assblast.us
Personal statistics: assblast.us
Personal statistics#2: assblast.us
Hero stats: assblast.us
Hero and DPS calculator: assblast.us

>NEWS & STREAMS
assblast.us
assblast.us
assblast.us
livestreamer GUI: assblast.us

old: >>153032052
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Alright I've finally given up on International Ranked. It's like Low Priority.
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>>153060743
>its a /pol/ thinks they are the default 4chan culture and everyone who disagrees with them is something they don't like
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>>153060976
Actually it's a
>redditor thinks you have to be from /pol/ to dislike nigs
episode
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Why is hitbox lagging like shit?
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>>153061076
Thats not what the post i replied to says nor what i implyied

Why are you putting words in my mouth?
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>>153061213
because you aren't using livestreamer my friend
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Why are thirdies so subhuman, members of the gulag?
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>2016
>Not being white

Explain yourselves dotards
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FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO PC! Force Client to preload dota map during match find! Request

3208
Litterally deleted Bug

1435
They came from behind Video

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this is why we need perma-bans Complaint

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As a RAT Player I want to see my TOWER DAMAGE at the end of a game. Complaint
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>>153060743
like I said racism isn't' allowed outside /pol/

see you in three days ;)
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>>153061380
Since "white" seems to mean "cucked nu-male with atrophied muscles which likes taking it up the ass" these times, then sure, I'm definitely not white.
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>win forced loss game
dotards?
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>>153061498
are you implying you reported him?
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This game is literally made for babies and man children with it's cartoon artstyle and quirky characters shit, can't believe how cancer gaming is now. It is made from the ground up to sell towards females and kids 8-16 yet somehow has this huge following of 20-28 year old neck beards, just mind boggling.

How much of a feminized nu male cuck must you actually be to play this shit for more than 10 minutes without going white and feeling completely embarrassed for yourself?
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>>153061620
gaben & icefraud are gonna skull fuck you
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ummm.... dotards?
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.... oh my god i just..... i can't. the fucking racism here. you people are ill literally shaking right now..... wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable. ill never understand this......place. it feels like after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst..... blatant racism child porn spam animal abuse anti semitism holocaust denial woman hating homophobia fat shaming off topic adult cartoons the list goes on and on....... the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult...... are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!! disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!! i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
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>>153061669
preach it brother

this game is fucking awful and so is valve
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Literally no better than /scv/ at this point. Same shit happening - a handful of faggots who think they're fucking hilarious making the same obvious and crappy shitposts over and over and over.
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>tfw won a battlecup

Also when is bamboe getting replaced with literally anyone else so kaipi can atleast become a tier 2 team?
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morphling

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/79218894
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>>153061785
valve is awful now BECAUSE of doturd 2
its unimaginable how a single game (because this doesn't deserve the designation of a "genre", since every single "different" game is the same) can be so trash.

Dota killed Warcraft 3
then it killed Warcraft 3 custom maps
then it killed World of Warcraft
then it killed Blizzard
then it killed StarCraft 2
then it killed RTSes in general
then it killed Valve
then it killed Dawn of War 3 (before it was even born)
and it shows no signs of stopping
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>>153061498
>Oh no my dynamic IP address!

Stay non-white, subhuman.
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>>153062034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
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>>153062075
t. blizztard
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>>153062075
Quite impressive how a little custom map killed so many shitty games.
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>dota is a peruvian containment exe

>The shitskins who play it get tricked into thinking they belong on d2g, a general which exists for esports, on a board which exists for esports

really makes one wonder
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dota is like a midas of shit
everything it touches turns to shit

literally deus ex released like a week ago is turbo trash
why?
they did a dota announcer and touched the shitty hand of midas
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How the flying FUCK is Arc Warden supposed to be balanced. He can kill pretty much anybody he feels like on mid at 4 mins and just snowballs of raping supports with literally no fear of reprisal because he can do it all with his illusion. Am I just a baddy? At 4.8k nobody seems capable of beating this guy.
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>>153062292
now this is an excellent post
based
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>>153060818
video games are fun with friends
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>>153062419
Post MMR, "friend"
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>queue with 2k mmr friend
>get dragged down to his tier
>wreck shit

Amazing
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>>153062357
i-it's a beta
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>>153062660
>play this shit game
>get frustrated

wow who would have thought
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>>153062419
>Friends.
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>>153062504
Here you go friend
I mostly queue unranked with my 2k friends, but I did get to 4.3k solo before
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>>153062357
The effect is muted if another enemy unit is near the target.
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>>153062935
i'm not even jelly that looks way too impractical
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>>153062935
um dotards?
explain this
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>>153062935
That's huge
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>>153063070
>walk into the river where the creep wave is
>get ganked and die
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who will be the DK , Team Secret and OG of TI7?
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>>153063685
Obviously Waga's team. He's literally the best mid player in the world right now.
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>>153063685
How is OG like either of those teams
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>>153063685
there will never be another team DK
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>>153063796
>>153063685
Wait nevermind, you mean being the favourites and then dropping the ball.
Not about being the all star team, I'm retarded.
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thank you based DHCPbros you are my greatest ally
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>>153063832
>iceiceice is like 'what the fuck?'

lol
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>>153061836
It's clear the only thing that can save The Gulag at this point is POSTING SHEEVER
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what is the chance of morph getting nerfed next patch?
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>>153062957
>It took thousands of games for him to get what I was at after a few dozen

>And this is after MMR inflation meaning he is actually 2.5k MMR back then

You're trash kid

No that's too kind

You're radioactive waste
You are a god damn biohazard
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Queuing for a game in peru right now lads meet you there
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>>153061836
scv is much better than d2g tbqh
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>>153064091
>Hoped for monkey troubles troll
>got something even worse
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>>153064260
what do you mean lad
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>>153064146
calm down autist
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>>153064091
>>>/an/
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>>153064397
Disgusting
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>>153064260
>>153064493
>Pathologically hating women on a Cantonese fighting fish husbandry forum
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>>153064187
>Kshitters
>Good
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>Queue on USE
>Team full of spic names
>We get shit stomped while they all shout in monkey at each other

Really... makes me think....
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>>153064549
>not pathologically hating women
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>>153064448
mad because extremely bad
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>>153064146
I calibrated at around 3.5k whenever ranked came out but I've never made a serious effort to grind ranked because like I said I mostly just play unranked with my 2k friends and enjoy video games.

I'm glad you've found joy in improving though, anon. Keep at it friend.
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>join game
>There are non-whites in it
>They are subhuman and ruin the experience
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>>153064892
>join life
>there are non-whites in it
>they turn the cities into shit and ruin it with crime

Really makes you think, doesn't it?
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>>153064809
>Calibrated around 2.5k pre-inflation
>Knows he's shit and can't git gud

>Damage control by claiming he "isn't even trying"
>Continues to blog his giga trench adventures against megashitters
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>>153064892
>>153064972
hmm it's almost like you can notice a trend here
really activates the synapses huh
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>>153063832
I love that Icex3 reaction to the team, just like "wtf dood it was just one game"
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>non-whites involved with something
>Said something gets ruined

Really lights up the brain in an fMRI study..
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>>153061498
>implying
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>>153065092
>it was just one game
it was a Bo7 they won after losing the first 3 games tho
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>>153062075
Assblasted RTS cuck ITT.
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WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE TO CHECK WHO IS A TEAM AND WHO ISN'T??

>conspiracy by valve so we cant complain about muh "solo queue"??
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>>153065176
you can. their hero preview things in postgame are grouped, just like they were before. lmao try being observant you 1k shitter
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why peruvians love pudge so much?
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>>153060818
videogames are fun with friends!
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>>153065239
FUCK OFF

Well.. I can't flame them for being a team then can I?
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>>153060504
who /hailrake/ here?
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>he spent thousands of hours playing dota
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>>153065148
yeah but im just saying his reaction, just iceiceice, looks like "wtf guys?"
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Reminder to use grid view and not card view. Don't be a filthy pleb.
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>>153065363
meh
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pogba will win this one for the boys
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>>153065176
How to tell if it's a game ruined by stacks:

>game is shit
>cores feed and are way out of their comfort zone
>awful supports that don't even know basics
>lanes don't make any sense and people refuse to move to where they should go
>half the team isn't actually trying to win
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>>153065575
>Trying to win and tryharding.
>Not just having fun
Check out this pleb.
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>>153065010
I don't know what you're trying to prove anon.
I'm not even blogging, everything i've posted has been in response to something since you keep insinuating things and I keep trying to correct you.

Oh well. I guess I am shit anyway.
Keep enjoying dota friend.
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>>153065708
I always feel bad for pieliedie
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I have finally managed to grind up to 10k behavior score. What do I do now?
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>>153064146
I have nearly 2k play time and I am 3k, should I kys? I only started ranked around 1k play time, before it was basically a weedman dotto.
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>>153065490
>>153065363
>he still plays dota after valve ruined

How

why
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>>153065301
Lmao I'm amazed how far back that actually is now
What was his build again?
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>>153066429
If you're enjoying yourself anon, does it matter?
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@153066463
fuck off psg you are still only 2k shitter with massive duning kruger issues
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>me ooga
>team booga
>lose

>>153065634
>team clueless
>think are having fun
>they actually flame and blame you
>because you have lowest K:D ratio
>doesn't matter you had a trilane on your ass
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>>153066463
Daily reminder that reborn also broke the game and the engine will literally fail to register two inputs too close to each other sometimes getting you killed or losing you kills because the game fucked up
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Kaipi are doing it!
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>>153065575
For some reason every time I stack with my friend it's that solo guy who actually trows game. My party mmr is around 3k but holy shit I don't get it when solo trows game.
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>>153066572
>Can't even link to posts correctly
>call others 2k mmr shitters
>uses buzzwords

So this is the power of autism
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What if certain heroes had a specialized value scale that changes their respawn time and how much gold they hand out when you kill them?
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>>153066680
Don't forget that the menu's were much better and let's not even start talking about how they ruined the armory.

Is there anyone that actually thinks that Reborn is better than the old client?
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What is the 1vs1 queue like? I love playing heroes like Storm but I sometimes lose matchups I shouldn't and there's many laning mechanics I haven't mastered. I only get to play mid once or twice a day because people random other mid heroes and I prefer winning games over stupid lane drama.

How long are the queue times? Do people play heroes you'd see in a real game or is it still just memepush? Has anyone here spammed 1vs1 until they got gud?
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>>153066680
>Daily reminder that reborn also broke the game and the engine will literally fail to register two inputs too close to each other sometimes getting you killed or losing you kills because the game fucked up

Too close as in near the same time?

That could've been done on purpose by valve just like the shitty hitboxes in CS that are only there so that shitters don't get instagib by high skilled players
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>>153066710
what anime cutie
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>>153066463
This is dated.
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>>153065442
why is this an argument at all

you use grid view to show your custom grid to help you find heroes visually by categorisation, meaning you can browse heroes in a role without knowing what to pick

or you use card view when you know what hero to play so that you can just type the name and pick it

why is this somehow worth arguing over
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>>153066463
>6.84
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>>153066539
I guess not, it's just that 2k is a scary number. I probably played even more in some mmo but this one I can always see. Also people at 4K are entitled faggots as far as what I've seen.
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>>153066867
Love Live Sunshine.

>>153066680
What do you mean by two inputs? Because animation canceling, quickbuying, etc all feel the same to me when compared with the old client. Their pathfinding is still really bad at times though.
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>>153066861
>Too close as in near the same time?

Yeah
If you pull something like a Tiny combo or try to Stun-Maledict-Death Ward a target as WD as fast as humanly possible, sometimes the game will just "miss" keypresses and you'll fuck the whole thing up

>tfw your friends see it and just think you're a shitter
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>>153066870
it says 6.84 but the same core mechanics are still there, Don't all games devolve into mass fighting up until the team with the better late wins?

>>153066970
Yes the patch that was a turning points. Well 82 was too but 84 killed it beyond recognition
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>>153067093
That could be inputs getting lost due to latency/packet loss though. Have you tested it in the demo?
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>>153067093
>>153067218
So that's what was happening all along? I've alwahys thought it was a problem on my end
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>>153067093
They must have done it on purpose to punish good players

Its literally the dota equivalent of this
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>>153066717
If I get a stack that annoys me I often throw the game out of spite. I realize it's irrational and only hurting my own mmr but there's nothing that triggers me more than having than some guy 1k below average match mmr going mid or having a support end up in offlane because your Timbersaw went safelane with his friend playing Morph.
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>>153066990
i think you've been seeing too many people here who claim to be 4K as an excuse to be faggots
most people i see are pretty reasonable, but every region and bracket has a level of """"toxicity"""" to it no matter what, that's just people being people on the internet.

>>153067061
2 things i've noticed personally in the past day:
- as any hero, swapping an item to stash and then using your new item will attempt to use the old item, then say you can't because it's stashed
- as invoker, changing spells has a delay before the hotkey is updated, meaning you can QQWRF (using QWERFT) and have it cast the spell in slot T. this is extremely annoying - it made invoker poop out forge spirits which kunkka used to cleave kill me after i ghostwalked. hilarious, but also frustrating.
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Third worlder dunning krugerite gameshitters

can the gulag get any lower
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>>153067093
You can shift queue that and it's always faster than (You) and never stopped.

So why don't you fucking garbage man
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>>153067476
Because I am a genetically engineered Australian shitposter capable of comboing abilities and shitposts faster than any man or machine in 2016
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The problem is that dota is fundamentally flawed. There is too much momentum, and their attempt at balancing this is to just make it much easier to throw games. It may trick people into thinking that comebacks are possible, but they really aren't because people only throw in shitty pubs.
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>>153067218
>>153067093
>>153066861
It could also be caused by your keyboard if it doesn't have real n-key rollover (most don't).
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>>153067627
>but they really aren't because people only throw in shitty pubs.
Yeah for sure someone missed out TNC, OG and Team Liquid elimination games.
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>>153067094
Yea okay, that is quite a change.

And wave creeps went 7% further down in bounty.
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>>153067061
>Their pathfinding is still really bad at times though.
Sometimes my hero runs into the opposite direction and I have no idea why
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>>153060504
Why is this build not a thing?
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>>153067839
Because you how low resolution.

Fucking eye sore
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I miss SingSing
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>>153067769
We just need to make it so certain heroes have a special quality that makes their networth and experience level be treated as lower than it is for the purpose of respawn time and gold gain.
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>>153067839
Its been a sort of a thing for ages.
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>>153066797
the nerf for his 30% respawn reduction makes me wish I was dead. every death on meepo is so fucking punishing now
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>>153067839
because you're supposed to let your cuckport build vlads
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>>153067627
Dota used to be much worse for snowballing than it is now. Watch some TI2/TI3 videos. Teams that had better farming, and better ratting would usually always pull through. Prime reason why Lycan, Furion, and Lone Druid were so absurdly strong back then.
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>>153067769
>>153067094
>>153066463
>tfw recently been feeling like dota doesn't feel like it used to
>it makes sense looking back now and realising how many incremental changes there have been to core things over the last few years

this isn't the same game anymore is it
sometimes it doesn't even feel fun
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>>153068020
>trusting your cuckport to do anything
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>>153067950
>Missing reddits own man.
Why?
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>>153067407
When I stack I never play cores like mid or safe since in solo I mostly play only thouse god damn roles. I usually go roam or offlane, used to support but I easily get assblasted when supporting. Last time I was supporting I went mad on wk who went jungle and rushed mom, he actually did some good later on,bbut I was feeding mad and blocking camps.
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>tony doesn't build shadow blade
>tony doesn't know about avalanche toss combo
thanks for the forced loss wall-e
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>>153067448
>Doesn't even attempt to reply to one of my posts because he knows he is going to get btfo
Really makes you think

>>153067678
Nah it must be intentional. In all of the years of playing this game this is the first time i hear something like that

>>153067769
>Jungle nerfed twice
>creep gold reduced by 7% but the thing is that its a more noticeable nerf in the mid and late game where a team is ahead and the other can't choose where to farm
>Creep gold kept getting nerfed in the following patches
>Not only they did this but they ramped up gold gain from kills to the point a support kill nets 600+ gold while it would have been 220-75, a core kill even an streakless offlaner who usually sacrifices himself in the initiation or the escape gives 1300+ gold
>Passive gold went to over 2.2 per second
>reduced the cost of all consumables
>made cheap multipurpose items like glimmer solar crest
>Reduced the death penalty
>Reduced the exp require to level up to 11 multiple times
>etc
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why was pld playing for kaipi
what happened to secret
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>>153068073
I am with this guy.
There is a point ,where you are better of hoarding wards then giving it to the Lion who keeps on fucking wasting them on the river ward spots, 50 minutes into the game
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>>153067950
singsing is a faggot.
I miss barnyyy.
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>>153068146
Dota 2 is not literally the old DotA -em version.

I miss the good old days when every game didn't last 50+min.
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>still no ranked overthrow or colosseum
dotards?
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>>153068210
what happened to him ;_;
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>The only English Streamer that streams for long periods of time during the day is fucking WagaCuck
Where the FUCK are the english streamers?
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>>153067993
Wait, that was a thing? Why would they nerf him?
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>>153068146
Also

>reduced the exp gain from teamfights
>Reduced the gold gain for the team that is ahead so that it can't never generate a substantial lead up until later when kills give a gorillion gold
>W33 got an ultrakill vs fnatic in g2 and all he got was 1300 gold, when a had randomly killed him when he was streakless, the void alone got 1300 gold for that kill
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>>153068378
cancel
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>>153068378
Our boy is going to start his stream in september
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>>153068378
u can add me ingame and watch me play off my last lqp match bro

friend id 123141156
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>>153068336
Apparently he doesn't enjoy streaming when he gets over 500 viewers because the chat degrades to meme spamming faggotry.
Also, people in his chat would snipe into every single game he played and ruined it/ghosted every game. He always complained about how the games after the first felt fake because of it.
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>>153068252
Of course it isn't. Even in -em the game still made sense.

Dota 2 doesn't
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>>153068453
b-barnyyy?
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>>153068378
I'm also surprised that there's so few English streamers. For being one of the most popular "E-sports" it really does not seem so looking at the streamers.

I do stream myself but I don't use a mic and only play obnoxious weeb music.
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>>153068210
moo got kicked and he killed himself :(
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Kek is not a god, but a parasitic memetic entity created partially created by redditors that allows the safe passage and colonization of 4chan by redditors. His name and image are both based on memes killed by reddit. His influence has long weakened and overpowered the memetic entity lord Patrick Bateman in repeating digit creation.

You're all tools.
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>Get home to try the fireballs
>750-500-500

Fuck everything
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>>153068503
Thats what the dumb cuck gets for selling out to reddit.
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>>153068653
People of /d2g/, take back your doubles!
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https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/769584752147959808
MEMES
E
M
E
S
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>>153068548
The client automatically allows you to spectate active games.
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Does he need nerfs or buffs?

Feels like his Malice Pit root triggers too quickly upon cast, I don't even think you see the pit until it's triggered (as in if you're in the radius as he cast it the pit won't have appeared until its rooted you).
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>125 mana/s
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>>153068453
Pet the awoo.
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>>153068909
>for 2016/2017
Thats optimistic
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>>153068909
I'm ready for the disaster.
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>>153068909
Miracle to Secret confirmed
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>>153068909
>Announcement of an announcement
I hate ZeroGravity for inventing this in dota2 twitter scene
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>>153068962
And it's still none doing it.

Just look at the client right now, most watched game has under 3k viewers and then around 3 other games got 300 and then there's not a single game with over 100 viewers. So there's less than 5k viewers in the client right now, so that's just a bad excuse.
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>>153068909
> a team secret roster
>lasting more than a major
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>>153069001
He has lame cast time on it aka omni. I hope he won't be touched cus I really like him, but he might get some slight nerfs. Everything will depend on what pros will do with him, after all es, oracle and WW were nerfed after pros using them.
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>>153067476
>what is cast backswing
d*mbas*
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>>153069050
post the full pic of this pls
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>>153067476
well, it isn't always faster. shift-queueing waits for backswing on animations, and given move orders it will complete every one of them instead of overriding like a player's move orders. shift-queueing is good for items, but terrible for spells, attacks, movement, ... , probably more.
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>>153069001
He is fucking useless past the laning stage. If the laning stage actually mattered he might have been mediocre

but as its stands he is fucking useless
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rtz, miracle, moo, cr1t, puppy pls
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>>153060738
I know that feel
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>>153068453
jesus christ you literally post the same 3 images every single thread every single day
just calm the fuck down and find a hobby to keep you slightly more occupied
i dont believe that any one person can spend this much fucking time on d2g
>>
I finally broke 2k. Pretty proud of myself rn

Captcha: Estany d'Ivars i Vila-sana
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>>153069659
Good job anon, keep at it.
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>>153069659
>paying for dotabuff
>>
I am a pure-bred dota2babby and I had 0 (nil) problems understanding how Universal, Composite and HP removal damage types worked.
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>>153069197
People just don't care about the guys streaming right now. And skill/stream quality doesn't mean anything in Dota2. There's a shitload of great players that stopped streaming because they only got 50 viewers.
If you're not a big name pro, don't viewbot and aren't loved by redditors streaming just means you'll lose MMR to snipers.
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>>153069724
I don't?
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>>153069484
How is a -42% damage aura, a relatively easy to hit AOE Root and BoTs for your whole team that don't put their own TPs / BoTs on cooldown useless?

Even his Firestorm combos well with other spells and is solid D-push, Valve even gave it better scaling by % of max HP damage.

Then with Atrophy Aura after a won teamfight can let him do high structure damage even in a support position.
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>>153069803
Nevermind then, what is this?
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>>153069724
the padlock just means that it's private.
if you see a screenshot inside a tab that is highlighted gold, that is a dotabuff plus tab. all users see them as gold, but only plusfags can click them.
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>>153069854
Its all mediocre

He is too shit as a core
and he is too limited as a support

He has no place in the game and its abilities don't really work with each other, they are just there
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>>153069942
What a fucking imbecile, kill yourself.
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>>153068909
>roster for 2016/17
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>>153069873
It's my MMR graph from Dotabuff. It's only visible to me (can't choose to make it public) but Dotabuff does track your MMR if you put it on your profile, and you can choose to make your MMR public
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>>153067839
>push your enemies outside of Cuirass range
WOW
O
W
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>>153070020
Ah thanks.
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>>153067839
Because Aghs+Mjollnir does all that in an AoE
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>>153070006
>No arguments
>Personal attack
why don't YOU kill yourself?
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if everyone wants to play mid every game
why don't they just make 5 mid lanes
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>>153070170
>Also doesn't have an argument
>Also a personal attack
really gets those gears going
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>>153070020
>not hiding your true power level from your opponents
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>>153069942
>-42% base damage aura
>good damage to push after won fight
>max hp based nuke
>bkb piercing root
>global unstoppable tp for himself and allies
this hero is one of the best aura carriers in the game. if you think hes bad you need to go back to LoL
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>>153070281
dont respond
he's an amerishart
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>>153070281
my argument in that post is that you don't have arguments therefore you don't have anything to contribute

The personal attack was to indicate my disdain towards you and your attitude, yours was out of butthurt since you agree with me but don't want to admit it and you don't like that

>That lack of reading comprehension
Really gets those gears going
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>>153070373
>nuke
you're not wrong though
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Who are the most busted offlaners this patch?
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>>153070160
Aghs Mjolnir is still super situational on Drow.

If there's a lot of units or an illusion hero, sure, but it gives her lacking single target damage for 9900 gold spent.

Aghs stats aren't even that good at tanking her up either.
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How are nearly all streamers like Waga able to play mid every game? Every game I play 2-3 people instpick mid heroes and call "ME MID" and the very second of the game.
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>>153070373
Why would you pick fatlord over something like BM? or SD or lion or tide or etc?
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>>153069942
He's one of the first new heroes in a long time to have a winrate steady / a little over 50% winrate in every bracket so early after his release.

That should say something about his usefulness.
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>>153070519
He's high MMR, most people in those games know who each other are and want to win. They let the best mid player mid.
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>>153070459
>Really gets those gears going
>can't even come up with his own one
really gets the cerebrum cognating
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>>153070621
>>153070569
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>51% pub winrate on underlord
Why were you guys wrong again? I thought you were all pros?
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>>153070569
because
>beastmaster might be banned
>beastmaster is an entirely diferrent hero
>underlord hinders enemy right clickers, espescially stat or illusions based ones
if you face an sd, luna or some shit, underlord + crimson guard neglects basically all their damage, that's why
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>>153070487
Tell me how in hell +450hp isn't good in Drow.
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>>153070621
That's because he's easy as fuck to use
>Oracle is bad because when he came out he had 40% winrate
>>153070373
Nigga after the Dark Portal nerfs/changes, the hero wasn't meta even when he had corpse explosion, which was a much, much better skill than atrophy aura.
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>>153070754
Kunkka/oracle/dazzle do more
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what are the peak peru hours

i notice way more of them in the morning (PST)
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>>153070754
>if the enemy team picks BadGyrocopter he might be useful at shutting down this mediocre hero
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>>153070761
It gives 375 HP and 1.4 armour in terms of durability, might make her last about 1 extra second in a teamfight if focused.
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Will Immortal Gardens be tradeable in the future? I was thinking of getting into the game, but IG looks infinitely better than the base map.
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>>153070681
>Doesn't quote the post to avoid talking about its content
>Doesn't get why i quoted the same
>falls in the trap
really keks my keks
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>>153070459
Amerishit please go away
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>>153070923
No. It will remain non-tradeable and non-marketable.
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>>153070792
i'd argue that atrophy aura is what makes teh hero at the moment
he is a defensive frontline, aura carrier that negates insane amounts of enemy damage.
that is also a niche that no other hero fills
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what the fuck are these matchmaking times
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>>153070923
unlikely
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>>153070887
There's only not-peak Peru hours, which is from 12 AM to 3/4 AM PDT because the LAN cafes are closed and the early risers aren't up yet. It's better to just abandon all hope for American servers.
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>>153070519
I don't know anon, maybe because he got to 8k spamming TA
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>>153070983
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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>>153064581
>>153064892
What is the point of playing a game where 20-60 minutes of your precious and ever-expiring time on this Earth can be wasted by one disgruntled Peruvian teen on his fifteenth account?

Why even have language preference if it isn't enforced, Valve? Why even have a team game when your teammates actively refuse to speak the language of the server they queued for? When they flame you for it?

Please Valve, implement the *option* to play with only people from your region. The Perus and Americans who enjoy the multicultural DoTA experience and we can enjoy playing with teammates who speak the same language!

Please!
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>>153070761
Skadi gives you more HP, stats and a BKB piercing slow.
Even if Aghs Mjoll looks cool as fuck
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>>153070923
>IG looks infinitely better than the base map.
after all, it was designed to appeal to league refugees
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>>153069729
> means you'll lose MMR to snipers.
I don't think any opponent snipes my 2-3 view count stream.
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>>153070831
kunkka vs underlord is definitely lineup dependent, fior offense, defense, hero counters etc.
also
dazzle and oracle are pos 5 supports
underlord isn't
how is that even a comparison
>hey guys arc warden does more than venge
fucking retard this guy is either offlane, mid or a heavy farm oriented 4 in extreme cases
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>>153071120
I haven't played any MOBA's at all, actually. This is just the one that looks the most entertaining.
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>>153070923
of course not if they backpedal then people won't buy the goypendiums and if they don't backpedal in future maps people will get angry

>>153070981
>gets btfo
>P-pls leave
Btfo
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>>153064549
>hope for a woman picutre
>got a man
>you hate women
What did you mean by that?
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Whatm the fuck is this GARABGE
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>>153070923
>tfw I bougth the goypenduim just for the IG
I feel ya bro
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>>153069001
Atrophy Aura is gonna get nerfed, everything else is okay.
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>>153068395
He's had standard res times for at least 2 patches now. The issue I have with it personally is it makes it really hard to make risky plays on meepo because you get so fucking punished. If I mess up my poofs and fuck up a gank at like 22 minutes into the game I'm dead for 90 seconds, that's awful.
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I'm new to the gulag what should I do to fit in
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>>153071230
fuck off natard
>le ironic bad spelling
kill yourself
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>>153071078
I've been saying this for awhile but they should have a separate region-locked queue for Ranked.

Completely optional, will allow players who want to play region locked mode to play it and have long queue times by their own admission and if it makes un-region locked queue times longer then people will all switch to the region locked queue anyway.

It's a win-win.
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>>153071165
How is lineup dependant?

What does fatlord do that others hero don't do better. The answer is nothing
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Reminder
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>>153071321
Here's a (You) for your agreement.

Honestly, this is the most negative aspect of DoTA for me. Valve can have SCBW levels of balance but it won't matter if the core aspect of their game--the team--is made a mockery of by trolls. It doesn't matter how good their product is if its fundamental values are undermined by Peruvian flamers.
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>>153071342
I think OG is
1. Xcalibur
2. n0tail
3.
4.
5. Fly

4 is cr1t- if what you say is true.
>>
Is there a better feeling than muting everyone in the game?
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>>153071731
Playing a 1v1 and wrecking the guy with early crystalys and then he cries lucker
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>>153071731
Yes, winning that game.
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>>153071340
gives the enemy team -42% damage
aoe root them for 2.5s through bkb
do % based hp damage in an aoe
can mass tp them in / out of fighs on a 3s delay
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>>153071235
Didn't even get the option to get the battle pass since I didn't bother looking into it until now. Am I just SOL as far as this is concerned? Game seems fun, but IG just looks way better than the normal map.
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>>153071817
Stop telling me what i know

I asked you. What would it do in the game? In what situations would he be better than other heroes taking in account the whole game as in he won't leave you 4v5 past 20 minutes
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>>153071224
>SJW leftist furious about The Free Market
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>>153071731
Beating someone you muted in a previous game
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>>153071843
you can always just buy an account which bought the battlepass and unlocked that map
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>>153071342
Rtz will never play with ee again
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are people still desperate enough to believe EG is changing their roster
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>2GD literally made up some fucking delusion about a guy called Ali at Valve to justify being fired

Does he realize how retarded it is to accuse some guy just based on a hunch and zero evidence?
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>support kunkka
>support naga
>support storm
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>>153072119
BUT MUH LE BASED JAMES BANTER MAN CAN DO NO WRONG
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>>153071938
Actually I just looked at the marketplace on Steam, and there's a bunch of Level 50 Battle Passes for sale. Do these still work? Only issue with this is that it's 60 bucks just for level 50.
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>>153072119
>>153072206
sup red.dit
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>there are STILL jamescucks on deetwooopgeeee
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>tfw you win so much people start dodging you
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>>153071926
Um who are you quoting?

Im just merely pointing out the ceo of valve did. its up to the reader to decide if its outrageous or not
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does the fat turkroach actually believe secret's roster will stay together before the new year hits?
wew lad
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>>153072236
i think they're a scam, but not sure exactly
hasnt battlepass expired yet?
besides, you need level 125 to get that map
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>>153072425
Yeah, it's hard to tell. It says on the description that it expires on August 30th, but the countdown in the description is set at (0:00:00)
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>>153072378
From a biased source, but who can expect better from commies?
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>>153072346
unranked doesnt count

you might as well post bot games
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>>153072597
>Biased source
How so?

>Everyone who agrees with him belongs to his political ideology
>everyone who disagrees with him belongs to the political ideology opposed to his with all it entails

Someone's brainwashed
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>>153072735
Trying to extract information from me? You've got to pay me first, commie.
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>>153072378
You're assblasted about capitalism hence the gold black
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>>153072119
Imagine being him in that situation, he will always have a better idea of what happened than you.
>>
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BAD LIKE LITERALLY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE

I PLAYED 4 MATCHES TODAY AND I HAD ACCOUNT BUYERS IN ALL OF THEM, IN 3 OF THEM THEY LITEARLLY FED AND THEN ABANDONED

in the one where the guy stayed he went mid to compelte a 35min naked bloodstone, we lost
lioke holy fuck this is unplayable

i like to shitpost like everyone else but this is somethign more, i LITERALYL CANNOT PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE because i dared to get better and reach the account buying region

like i literallyt cannot play, i had to fucking BUY AN ACCOUNT EVEN HIGHER to fly over all the account bying 3k shitters

like literlaly what the fuck do i do

this was the worst day of dota forever, i got account buyers every before sure BUT 4 TIMES INA FUCKING ROW IN MY TEAM ONLY???? THIS IS SOME PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ME FROM VALVE
is it from all the valve bashing i did here/? IM SORRY HOLY FUCK
>>
>You now remember Gyrocopter

Glad I don't have to see this cunt anymore
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>>153073021
Doesn't mean what he shared is true.
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>play against purge in a game
>call him a cuck and he goes into a massive rage and tirade
>ends up muting me
I only said 1 word
>>
>tfw to feed my esports addiction I'm watching LoL shit.
THANKS A LOT TI6.
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>>153072964
>claims x
>Doesn't have anything to back it up
>personal attack again
So you agree with me but don't want to admit it, can't admit it ,etc

>>153072997
The gold black are the colors of the flag that is used to represent the ideology

You are the one who is biased and sees it as bad
>>
>>153073320
watch shoutcraft kings instead
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>>153073083
Account buyers stop being a problem when you reach 7.5k MMR because you are 2k MMR above the 5k MMR account buyers and won't be matched up with them.
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>>153073286
so was he a cuck
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>>153073083
Jungle Anti mage get 14 min naked bfury, treads a few min later and congrats you're in an average AM game without needing any help and without taking any resources off the map
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>REEE I hate amerikkka capitalism so much

stay cucked lad
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>>153073286
if your girlfriend had a son that you were raising and everyone called you a cukc for it (WRONGLY) you would be mad too
>>
>>153073286
I, too, enjoy lying on the Internet
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>>153073286
did you screenshot/save it
sounds funny
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>>153073286
video or it didn't happen
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>YOU. ARE.
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>>153073286
Why would you bully Purge, isn't it bad enough he naively donated hundreds of dollars to a man who never had a chance to begin with?
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>>153073335
>No replies
BTFO
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>>153073573
linkens
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>>153073335
Quote me the part where I attacked you. I merely inquired first ("Trying to extract information from me?"), then informed you about the possible terms, if my hypothesis is proven true.
Calling you a "commie" is not an insult, merely stating a fact. You seem to be the biased one here by assuming it was an insult.
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>yuros are _still_ assblasted James got fired
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>>153073573
ON COOLDOWN
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/45/Doom_notyet_08.mp3
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I'm so glad the european team Wings won this TI.
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>>153073789
>UK is yuro
>>
reminder for the future:
a cuck likes to watch their partner have sex with somoen else

it has NOTHING to do with a man being a step-father, stop confusing it
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>only two months of Wisdom-free dota left and then everything gets destroyed
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>Vega vs Alliance being postponed because Iceberg is in a fucking PUB

I hope Vega lose!!
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>>153074024
so how's your wife's son doing
>>
>>153073571
>>153073540
The SJW cuck defense force has arrived
>>
Why is Toby so awkward boys?
>>
>>153074024
You are using your resources to raise someone else's kids.
lmao, fucking pathetic. Even animals avoid that shit. You lack basic survival instinct.
>>
>>153073768
>Calling you a "commie" is not an insult, merely stating a fact. You seem to be the biased one here by assuming it was an insult.
Its not an insult perse but you do you it as an insult.

The image is just merely informing people about what Valve's owner did. You took that as an attack towards your ideology which is opposed to communism, they are both mutually exclusive, hence to you being a communist is something fundamentally bad and calling someone a commie is saying that person is fundamentally bad and his position in respect life itself in all its facets are inherently wrong

Its an insult but of course you don't see as such because the other side is evil.

Anything that disagrees with you, anything that breaches your "safe space" is inherently flawed and evil
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They should just remove the shitty memegrades from this item and increase the cast range.
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>>153074024
How is the son of your wife lad
>>
>>153074208
tobi is only awkward around boys becuase he is in the closet

he refused sex with some esport groupies multiple times and no one ever seen him with a female, like ever

i mean he was big into theater in school...
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>>153074271
Also you still haven't provided any arguments to back up any of your claims
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>>153074307
But then how is Drow his waifu? And have you seen how close he gets to cosplay girls?

Maybe he just doesn't like the idea of having sex with vapid groupies.
>>
Vitalii Volochai @v1lat 5m5 minutes ago
Secret.s4 ?
>>
https://twitter.com/lodaberg/status/769595545019150336

https://twitter.com/v1lat/status/769601945367613440

What did they mean by this?
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Reminder that Diffusal Blade 2 literally 75 damage and 35 attack speed and mana burn plus a slow and removal of buffs or debuffs, all that for less than 4K gold. Buy it on every Agility hero. Even Sniper.
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>>153074556
>>153074539
No way. There's no fucking way s4 would go back to Secret over Alliance.
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Bloodseeker would literally be fixed if bloodrage could be cast on towers.
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>>153074485
litearlly every single gay guy will tell you they love women, they just arent attracted to them

he isnt awkward around women becuase there is no sexual tension, when boys show up there is and thats why he always spergs out
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>>153074619
I'm trying to find the logic to refute you but it's not there. I wonder if he's sucked H4nni's dick.
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>>153074271
>No reply
BTFO
>>
>>153072119
Source?
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>>153074617
Bloodseeker would literally be fixed if tp was removed.
>>
>>153074307
>>153074485
>>153074619
>>153074813
Sounds like he's straight, but just has repressed sexuality issues desu
>>
>S4 playing with Puppey again
Absolutely based, I loved his play in Secret.
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>>153074539
>>153074556
if v1lat says it it's probably right desu, welcome back $4
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What team is Zai gonna play for?
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>tfw no loda dad
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>>153075024
EG
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>>153074594
>Diffusal Blade 2
>75 damage

u wot
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>>153074539
>>153074556

HOW DOES EL PRESIDENTE DO IT???
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Sure, it's my foult for beeing 2k, but since I'v gotten this low, how do I get out? Slark did abselutly no damage and only said one thing during the game and even that was in unreadable russian hieroglyphs.
>>
>>153075026
>dad
anon...........
>>
>>153075024

eg2 with cr1t and rtz
he iwll play offlane
>>
>>153073573
DYING FROM INFERNAL BLADE
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>>153074619
>litearlly every single gay guy will tell you they love women

Wrong, I genuinely feel sorry for straightcucks that have to deal with the retarded, petty childminds known as women.
>>
>>153075089
35 from agility, 40 from the 40 damage manaburn per hit which is also applied as physical damage on targets without Spell Immunity active.
>>
>>153075089
35 base damage for agi heroes + 40 mana burned for a total of 40 physical damage
>>
>Changes to Alliance

FeelsBadMan.jpeg
>>
>bounty hunter tries to sabotage team and lose game
>carry anyway
>>
>>153075284
>>153075291

it gives drow like 90 damage i buy it every game its actually so retarded
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>>153075127
Here's the BULLETPROOF guide to leaving 1-2k FOREVER

What you do is
Every single game

PICK
MEEPO

Pick Meepo even if you have to firstpick it
Pick Meepo even if you get countered
Pick Meepo even if you have to be a support Meepo

The amount of tilting and mental confusion a Meepo puts in the enemy team is UNMATCHED
And if they pick shitty heroes that wreck you?
Just buy wards and support while your team wins

Meepo is LITERALLY a FREE MMR HERO
Just learn to play him
>>
fucking hell, the neofag dota 2 general is just an off-topic chatroom for like 10 people who compare cosmetics and shit

i had to go back 4 pages to find a moment of game discussion
>>
>>153075569
>>153075284
Reminder to buy vlads on heroes that build stat items or that naturally have +stats bonuses like CK (heart armlet) Drow (Marksmanship)
>>
>OUR GUY, SirActionSlacks is streaming right now and you're not watching
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>>153075592

shut up weeb
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>>153075696
I'm busy playing a real videogame
It's actually fun
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>>153074867
>people still dont understand what his ult is for

imagine a skill that forced the hero its casted on to teleport back to fountain, or die
sounds like a good skill for pushing yeah?
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>>153075885
that skill sounds pretty good too bad bloodseker doesnt have it

lvl1 it does literlalyt nothing, i run from tier1 to rax from him while ulted on some heroes lmao
it gets better but never "le tp or le dead" good
>>
Um, helloooooooooooo?
Dotards?
Can you explain this shiet please?
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>>153075592
ok lets discuss the game
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>>153075931
this isn't /xcg/ lad
not that i'm complaining mind you
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>>153076034
what exactly?
>>
guys i looked at computer screen too long and now im going to die
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>>153076006
you sound like a retarded faggot
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How do you play Pudge? Do you have to shift queue dismember before the hook hits?
>>
>>153076109
THIS
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>>153076176
you shift it when you drag them but even then its shit and they can use all the items they want they just cant cast spells with turnrates etc
>>
>>153076176
>shift queue
no just use it normally and it will queue
>>
>>153066810
Please respond
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>>153075885
Bloodseeker sucks at pushing because bloodrage doesn't work on towers. But the problem with bloodseeker is blood rite.

Thirst is a skill that benefits bloodseeker during the laning stage and by surviving long in fights. Bloodrage converts excess durability into damage, or secures kills on focused targets. Rupture is an obvious ganking skill that retains some power later on because of its pure damage, piercing spell immunity, and absolutely hideous duration. What the fuck does blood rite do here? If they want BS to have some fuckoff huge AoE skill, what would be better is an AoE that burns current HP per second to enable thirst. Also, constant AoE damage has better synergy with Rupture than one shitty delayed burst which is more synergistic with something like Eul's.
>>
>>153076312
just play normal games or lobbies with someone

i dont think anyone plays 1v1, and if they do its some fucking kids doing shit like bane mid its no practice at all
>>
>Alliance withdrew from wca

Um dotards?
>>
>>153076420
you cannot play dota with only 3 players and finding replacements for s4 and bulldog will take some time
>>
>>153076420
Loda had to stay at home and take care of kellys daugther while she went to ibiza
>>
>>153075024
EG, their roster isn't changing
>>
>>153076006
If you move with less than 400 speed you can salve up while level 1 ult and it won't get canceled.
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What went right?
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>>153076363
just cast it on your carry, creepwave contribution to tower damage is low, otherwise tinker actually would work as a pusher
>>
>>153076629
>ibiza
you mean Jamaica
>>
>>153076737
sorry I'm not so familiar with normie vacation places
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>>153076420
they dont have replacements for s4 and bulldog yet
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>>153076726
Casting it on a hero means only one person gets the bonus damage. It also makes said person vulnerable to being jumped.
>>
>>153076726
but /d2g/ told me that vlads was the best pushing item because of the auras it gives to your creep waves to kill and tank the tower????
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>>153076629
>tfw when you're lower MMR than Tokepi
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>>153076813
I was implying she went to fuck niggers
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>>153076629
to be with her black boyfriend?

I guess he wants kelly to produce more mixed babies that aren't his so he can take care of them.

what a sweety
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>>153076701
she's the best
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>tfw just cooked some delicious melts
time to queue up for some 'otes

what do you cook for yourself before playing, d2g?
>>
>>153076989
Tortellini
>>
>>153076901
Vlads is good because it provides them durability, not damage. The best way to increase creep damage is to make them not die, because they deal 0 damage if they're dead.
>>
http://teamsecret.gg/the-next-chapter/
http://teamsecret.gg/the-next-chapter/
http://teamsecret.gg/the-next-chapter/
JNSARLK;DFSN;LSD;KLF
>>
>>153076989
Tendies
>>
Holy shit, euroghetto servers are so inflated by russian boosters or something its not even funny
playing at 5k in EU feels like playing against 3k mmr NA peruvians
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>>153076989
>>
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wow
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>>153077092
OUR GUYS
+
OUR GOOKS
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>>153077092
>MP
>MidOne
>Forev

Damn I feel bad for QO and Dubu, but if they had QO instead of MP they would be such a solid line-up.
>>
THE PRESIDENT HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>>
>>153077153
>>153077092
so this is the power of cockroach millionare huh?
wow
>>
>>153077092
>>153077153

lmoa what the shit?
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>>153077092
>>
>>153077092
>>153077153
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

did anyone see this coming?
>>
>>153077153
Who will boost Estonian president morale now?
>>
>>153077092
>>153077153
>3 gooks

What's the presidents plan?
>>
kemal doesn't want to deal with western crybabbies anymore huh
>>
>waga
>11k viewers

why? he's actually really fucking boring, like TC tier boring.
>>
>>153077092

all those rumors of s4 and admiral bullshit, and instead they get the gooks? wtf
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>>153077153
Is this how it begins?
>>
http://teamsecret.gg/the-next-chapter/
WE LOL NOW
>>
>>153077320
Used to stream shirtless for the fags.
He acts nice, which Reddit loves.
He answers questions, which twitchfags like.
>>
>>153077092
T-t-this is still an EU team r-r-right?
>>
>>153077092
I'm sorry for those gooks
>>
What in the fuck.

MidONE?

MP??
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>>153077092
>>153077153
>President of Estonia can't find decent teammates anymore
>>
I FOR ONE WELOCME OUR NEW KOREAN OVERLORDS
>>
>>153077092
>>153077460
>>153077440
>>153077347
>>153077313
>>153077295
>>153077287
>>153077270
>>153077267
>>153077246
>>153077198
>>153077487

>rooting for non-chink riceniggers

Reminder that asians have autism as a race, with only a few very rare exceptions (e.g: IceIceIce)

Reminder that only a strong, based centralized fascist government can thoroughly root out the autism inherent in every Asian.

Even as a retarded gulagite you should be familar with 'Nature vs Nurture'. They have autism by nature, and only a strong, caring government can nurture it out of them.

This is why the only good Asians are Chinese.

This is why ALL gooks, SEAMonkies, and worst of all, westernized asians (EternalAutism, Aui and Moonmememeander) are the worst countries and players in all of Dota2
>>
>>153077114
Then why are you still 5k? :^)
>>
>>153077517
Autism makes you better at dota though
>>
>>153077517
Moonmeander is one of three tier 1 offlaners and Aui won a TI.
>>
>Americans import Europeans to get 2nd at ti6
>Europeans import Asians to fix the disaster that is secret
why is the west such an embarrassment?
>>
>>153077597
>moon
>tier 1 offlane
ROFL
>>
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Wtf I hate Secret now
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are Secret EU or SEA now?
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>>153077578
shitty ping kinda restricts me from fully enjoying dumpstering euros and russians
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>>153077593
>EE is good at dota
>>
>>153077517
if you're really this insecure about yourself all the time you should see someone about it
>>
so uh where does artard babyrage go now
>>
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>MIDONE
>FOREVER
>MP
LITERALLY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>
http://www.dota2.com/majorsregistration/list
FEAR RELEASED FROM EG
ARTOUR BACK TO EG
THE CYCLE CONTINUES LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>153077517
Kill yourself. Chinks are the worst.
>>
>>153077714
this general is populated by insecure nerds, get rid of them and who is left
>>
So so wait.

You have SEA.

region full of a few good players and no good captains.

You get
MP
and MidOne.

Instead of
QO
and Mushi

oh and Forev.

but hes cool.
>>
Secret confirmed next best USA team! Are they going to be unstoppable now?
>>
we SEA now
>>
>>153077517
gooks are literally goodChinks
>>
Surely PPD isn't retarded enough to let ARTOUR BACK IN?

HOLY FUCK.
>>
>>153077708
EE has higher mmr than you.
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RTZ isn't going to EG you retards.
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>>153077775
>fear off EG

i want to die
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>>153077656
GO FCUK URSELF ANON

>>153077731
RTZ's new team is Crit, Miracle, Zai, and DJ.
>>
>>153077295
This makes more sense than Puppey having to settle for retarded players just because they're american or european.

Demon already proved it's not about the nationality of the players
>>
oh shit fear noooooooooooooooooo.
he's gonna retire i can feel it in my bones.
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>only ones willing to join Secret is some random SEAMONKEY
You cant make this shit up
>>
>>153077775
i hate peter so much
>>
Arteezy back to EG.

Oh god if this actually happens im gonna laugh so hard.
>>
>>153077775
universe to 1, zai to 3, crit to 4
unless universe will also retire, which puts rtz to 1.
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>>153077775
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR FORMERLY TI-WINNING TEAM, SENPAI?
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>EG.Miracle

>>153077898
Wrong Zai is on EG

It's

>PPD
>Sumail
>Universe
>Zai
>+1-who-is-not-rtz
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QO TO OG.

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
>>
>>153077849
mushit destroys teams and dreams alike
>>
AUI JOINING EG AS CARRY
AUI JOINING EG AS CARRY
AUI JOINING EG AS CARRY
AUI JOINING EG AS CARRY
AUI JOINING EG AS CARRY
AUI JOINING EG AS CARRY
AUI JOINING EG AS CARRY
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMKOV2zA9Wc
I am an intellectual
>>
>>153077849
>QO
>not the SEA golden child Meracle
instead that faggot went to fucking Mineski

>>153077898
>le ebin typo meme
end yourself
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>the gulag is stupid enough to think EG would take rtz
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>>153078096
please god no
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>>153077775
>>153077884
>>153077894
>>153077960
>>153077989
>tfw Grant mentioned this on stream
>" some player was going to retire and he doesn't deserve this shit"

Just why
>>
>>153077775
>Sig trust is disbanding
what

>>153077921
But the koreans might have potential , puppey is still stuck in TI3 era and he is a known backstabber.

Its the same problem alliance has they stick with the same and refuse to learn

I guess that if gooks do well they can get another team later
>>
>>153078178
that's Moo
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Alliance is disbanding, wtf.
>>
>GULAGITES REALLY BELIEVING EG WOULD CHANGE THEIR ROSTER

FEAR CAN JUST REJOIN YOU RETARDS LOL:
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>>153077921
THIS 100%
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Basically,the only player El Presidente liked was Pieliedie

Oh lol, what happend to Secret ahahaha
>>
estonian presidente kills the sea region now. you can't make this up.
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>>153077775
NO PETER

YOU MORON
>>
>EG without fear

what is even the point anymore?
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>ALLIANCE IS DISBANDING

AHAHAHAHAHHAH
A
HA
H
AH
A
HA
H
ASH
AH
H
AH

AH

SWEDEKEKS
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Does YapzOr accidentally sound British or is he faking the accent? I thought he was Jordanian.
>>
>>153077708
EE has good mechanics but boy is his decision making atrocious.
>>
>>153071165
Oracle can be a hard 5, but he doesn't have to be. A farmed oracle is hard to deal with
>>
>puppey and fat jewish brit disbanded MVP
Mother fucker
>>
>Fear off EG

Nice """american""" team you got there.
>>
>>153078252

or just kelly leaving, hopefully
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>>153078096
brings back memories
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DID NO ONE AT SECRET WATCH MP ON VOID?

MISSED EVERY FUCKING CHORONO.

QO WAS THE GOLDEN CHILD ON MVP.
>>
>mr. Garfield retires
>Alliance and EG fall apart

really makes your neurons move huh
>>
ok this is the craziest shuffle period ever
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>alliance disbands

the end of an era
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>>153078252
>>
>>153077092
>>153077153
Will Team Secret be able to win after poaching good players?

Where ever Puppey goes, he poaches players.
>>
>>153078367
didn't she already leave
>>
>KOREABOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>yfw it's all a jape and Fear just rejoins on the last day
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>>153078460
I still have faith in QO and Dubu!
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>>153078310
He went to a decent school. American pronunciation is a lower class thing.
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>>153077092
WHAT
>>
>>153078208
>But the koreans might have potential , puppey is still stuck in TI3 era and he is a known backstabber.

Worse comes to worst, all 3 of the asians can take whatever useful things they learn from Puppey and Kemal back to their countries if this iteration of Secret doesn't work out.

They have more to gain out of this arrangement than Puppey does.
>>
>>153077347
OG Bulldog and S4
>>
>>153078252
will Loda finally dump her and shave his head?
>>
So S4 and Bulldog to OG?
>>
>>153078279
how tho? Like they are all SEA players. So do they have to move to EU / gaming house in the EU to practice until next major? Surprise to see puppey picking up SEA players desu.
Maybe this year rtz will be joining an eastern team like he said he wanted to
>>
>>153078431
yeah its called sports, players get bought and sold in those, in western esports that are a joke right now big dick ppy just takes whoever he wants for free

but unlike h0neylans or whoever, he NEVER once claimed his team is all about le friendship and we will never give up becuase we are all friends bullshit viral marketing so reddit likes them
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>>153078531
Yeah but I've met several Jordanian girls, who grew up and were schooled through primary school in Jordan and none of them have English accents.
>>
>pieliedie isn't staying on kaipi
I saw this coming but I'm still disappointed desu
>>
>>153078482
wouldn't that make them go open quali
>>
>>153078565
>Loda becomes a skinhead and goes full nazi
>becomes the president of sweden
>makes sweden great again
please god make it happen
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>>153078573
>>153078562
>S4 and Agent Cuckey to OG.
I'm okay with this.
>>
HOLY SHIT I KNEW PUPPEY WOULD END UP WITH A GANG OF NOBODIES AHAHAHAHHA
>>
>>153078252
>firs eSports FAMILY

This ugly brown bitch is fucking deluded. Must be the strain of not having an actual family of her own.
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Fear is retiring he isn't leaving
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Post YFW RTZ Is back in EG
AGAIN
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>>153078520
>tfw QO and Dubu are channeling the spirit of RNGod March with PA and Spirit Breaker
>>
>>153078583
They have that fuckhuge mansion in Turkey.
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Secret, more like SEA-REKT
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>>153078740
>>
midone is good it is known

but isnt QO the best one at mvp?
and forev? literally what?
>>
>>153078735
he wasn't kicked** is what i meant to say

i'm sure ill get some ez youvotes for that typo tho ;^)
>>
Is Fear going to coach EG or go the commentator route?
>>
>>153078773
Wait

where were secret players during the turkish coup?
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>>153078740
>>
>>153077092
Unironically like this roster (except for Puppey)
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So now that we know the secret maybe liquid roster will be
1. Matu
2. Miracle
3. Mind_control
4. Jerax
5. Kuro
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>>153078740
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>Fear out of EG

I'm literally tearing up right now
>>
I'm 100% sure I read someone calling this exact Secret roster either yesterday or 2 days ago, he also called some other rosters

where the fuck is that post
>>
>ppy with 3 nolife asian kids that will do litearally everything he orders without questions

they will be unstoppable
>>
>>153078740
Word on the street is that it's gonna be EG.747
>>
>>153078839
Puppey doesn't need 2 mid players, you fucking retard

Shut up and think first next time, stupid
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>>153078740
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WHAT NOW AMERIKEKS IN DENIAL
>>
>>153078819
>Being this much of a newfag
the "official" name is shitrekt
>>
>>153078910
Already in US for starladder.
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will secret.GOOK be good
>>
>>153078716
just like last time he ended up with ee, w33 & misery and ended up winning a major.
>>
>>153078932
Why is Arteezy Uchiha so cool
>>
>>153077849
maybe they didn't want to?
maybe they aren't comfortable in an English speaking team?
maybe there's more to a team than just a bunch of talanted players? (maybe poopey learned his lesson)
>>
>>153078979
ah yes like picking brewmaster and skilling clap first against ursa
>>
>>153078909
have you actually heard him do commentary

he has negative charisma
>>
>>153063685
DK was 4

disapointing but it wasn't Secret or OG level of shit
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>>153078839
QO is their best but really reckless,
MP is a solid 1/2 player with a big hero pool
Forev is an okay offlaner but a great darkseer
Dubu is probably my favorite, hes channeling March
>>
>>153078735
He will go on to coach
>>153078740
Pretty much guaranteed unless a new team is formed or Notail out of OG and RTZ joins with S4 and Bulldog
>>
>americucks calling EG an NA team although it only has ONE white person on it
LMAO
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EG.Miracle confirmed
>>
>>153079121
they also lost to the sensation of the tournament VG and equal-level rivals EG, it's not like they lost to fucking VP or JIMMY+4
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>>153079151
>MP is a solid 1/2 player with a big hero pool.
Thanks for proving you know nothing K-Faggot.
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Good lord it's not actually happening again is it?
>>
Wtf I like secret now
>>
>>153063832
This shit is so funny

You can see the monitor flickering in pain and lanm panicking when he notices it
>>
>>153079154
alliance will keep their old roster tho
>>
Is Puppey the most unoriginal man of DotA history?
>pretends to be Artsyle
>pretends to be PPD
>and now pretends to be Jimmy ' nigger lips ' Ho
YOU CANT AND I REPEAT
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
>Miracle and Artour on the same team
yeah nah
>>
Worst decisions in mankind's history

>5- Battle of Karánsebes
>4- Google+
>3- Rejecting the Beatles
>2- Secret reshuffle after TI6
>1- Operation Barbarossa
>>
Can MP and Forev into english
>>
>>153079279
more like
>artstyle copied ks.int in dts
>ppd copied ti2 navi in EG
>>>>>>>>>>>jimmy
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>>153079219
Hows your OG jacket? you meme team loving bitch
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>>153079094
not when he is drunk
>>
>>153079334
TI5 reshuffle was much worse than this
>>
>>153079280
very likely
https://twitter.com/Arteezy
>Miracle
>Cr1t
>RTZ
>>
>>153078358
just like fnatic, right?

This niggas...
>>
>wings.rtz
>>
>>153079279
Better than having EE and RTZ in the same team again.
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>>153079370
>Only relevant full Korean team is dead.
>K-Faggot will finally fuck off now.
Glorious desu.
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Core leshrac is pure unadulterated cancer.
>>
Fear for Cr1t (c) V1lat
>>
>Friends random heroes they can't play every game
>Friends do retarded lanes that will never work
>Roaming tusk
>Core necro

why
>>
>Sven has had FREE battlefury since 1987
>dotards only started leveling cleave in lane 2 years ago

really makes you think
>>
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What if sny could be combined with euls to make a new item?
>>
New EG line up

>Arteezy
>Universe
>Zai
>Cr1t
>PPD

RTZ LUL
>>
>did a video about korea not having it's own server
>gives peru their own server

based valve. another unexpected turn from them
>>
okay lets me guess this straight OG imploded, Moo kicked and pulled sponsor from DC, Secret with SEA players, FEAR is out ... and we haven't known the rest of the teams

this year shuffle manage to be even more WTF than everything up to this point

this shit is so fucking scripted
>>
>>153079279
keep graving yourself
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>>153079543
I know that feeling :^(
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>>153079495
How many people are currently in OG?
Fly should just drop that waste of life notail
>>
>>153079572
Pushes the wave too hard, so unless you can 1v1 the enemy solo off you don't want cleave in lane.
>>
>>153079621
Don't forget alliance finally disbanding
>>
>>153075581
Post your proof
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Want to play dota
Can't play because I need to take care of my sister's son

Why me, world? Why?
>>
REMINDER ALL YOUR SHITTY TEAMS CANNOT TOUCH THE CARRY POWER OF B L O G B O Y S

ENVY AND MATUMBA WILL NEVER LOSE
>>
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I'm fine with whatever as long as RTZ and EE stick together.
>>
New Secret looks promising if ppy dont fuck it up somehow.

Alliance is done?

EG.RTZ?

OG LUL ?

DC one hit wonder?

Demon + Kuku + Raven to Korean?
>>
>>153075127
climbing MMR is a meme
nobody ever climbed out of anywhere
>>
>>153079621
Funn1k also went nuclear, Alliance disbanding and Matumba, Jerax, Fata might leave Liquid
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>ppd fell for the rtz meme yet again

when will this madness end..
>>
>>153079543
>roaming tusk
>core necro
>retarded
>>
>>153060504
RTZ
Miracle
Cr1t
Bulldog
need one cuckport.
>>
>>153079752
just make him play roaming Riki
>>
>Sccc () Newbee.Young (ID: 89296893) Left the team

Which chinese powerhouse will use him?
Newbee?
>>
>>153079816
Any source on that?
>>
>>153079780
Did this came from reddit? No way people use spacings in here
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>mfw it's EG.Miracle and all the 'le rtz to EG XD' memers get BTFO
>>
>RTZ BACK TO PPD AGAIN
MY
GIGA
SIDES
>>
So now that secret and EG won´t ever win another tournament who do you thnk will be next big teams for EU and NA?
>>
>>153079805
yeah, scene is maturing a lot. Dramas, celebrities going insane. We need a homo sextape leak
>>
>>153079816
why is she extanding her foot like that towards me

like what should be my reaction
>>
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>>153079921
EEs stack.
>>
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EEs new team
loda
s4
bulldog
akke
>>
eg>secret>eg>secret>eg
This HAS to be a joke.
Like, this is legit funny.
>>
>ALLIANCE DISBANDED
REE I WANTED S4 TO PLAY WITH PUPPEY...
>>
>>153079921
team memes
1. Matumba
2. ?
3. Bullldog
4. ?
5. Jerax
>>
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>>153079921
Team liquid and DC
>>
>>153077775
lmao time to drop EG as a favorite team
>>
>>153079921
Sing2's inevitable meme team and DC.
>>
>>153079903
Fear leaving pretty much gives it away, there's literally nowhere else for artour to go.
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>R-RTZ TO E-EG

>i-it's g-gonna h-happen

w e w
e
w


EG only had to take him back before because Garfield forced them to because of merchandise

he will never ever ever be back anywhere close to EG, especially now that garfield is gone
>>
>>153079921
kaipi
>>
GGA is dead, chceck twitters, EG and [A] will be dropped. They are going down
>>
>>153080036
Matumba is a free agent and hes a direct upgrade from Loda
>>
>>153077775
what is difference between "Left" and "Released"?
>>
>>153078279
the president dont like PLD
no one likes the president anymore
PLD has no choice, its a good $$$ w/ or w/o wins
>>
>>153079921
EU depends on og roster.

NA... no idea man, cant see dcucks or eg in top tier level beside one lucky tournament and even then.
>>
>>153079886
He is 9 months old.

One think that make me sad is he first game will be some smart phone bullshit and not a real game.
It won't be Mario.
It won't be Sonic.
It won't be Curse Of Monkey Island.
>>
Fear played like trash in TI

No wonder he was kicked
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4zsu8z/all_roster_changes_leaked_og_alliance_eg/d6yj6x4

:^)
>>
>>153080136
Left on his own vs kicked
>>
new superstar team coming from garfield?

rtz
miracle
bulldog
cr1t
jerax
>>
THE ALL-STARS MATCH AT TI BROKE FEAR. HE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS SCENE AFTER THAT GAME
>>
>>153080036
that would change like nothing EE is as bad as Loda.
>>
>>153080054
Singsing in either 2 or 4.
>>
Secret went from the Anime team to the Kpop team
makes you think
>>
>>153079921
>NA

literally nothing, unless another euro team wants to go through NA qualifier for some reason
>>
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>>153080121
>The Most Successful Team Of All Time won't be able to get a sponsor
MY
FUCKING
GIGAEST OF ULTRASIDES
>>
GUYS HOLY FUCK

I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD BUT MY PARENTS HAVE GUESTS AND TO GET TO THE TOILET I WOULD HAVE TO GO THRU THE ROOM THEY ARE IN

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

I LIVE ON THE 2ND FLOOR I CANNOT JUMP DOWN
>>
>>153078279
Who the fuck unironically wants to play with those MVP retards?

Like go and watch their TI games, they just run straight at everything

even at fucking Dusa ult

and lost important games because of their retarded mindset
>>
>>153080218
>artour and miracle in the same team
its rtz sumail EG over again
>>
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It will be Aui m8
>>
>>153080246
right
team memes
1. Matumba
2. Singsing
3. Bullldog
4. Trixi
5. Jerax
>>
>>153080219
I personally blame slacks
that piece of shit thinks its ok to be reddit on camera so that people circlejerk about him and for upvotes
>>
>>153080307
I unironically have this problem.
>>
>>153080172
yeah but he's the team's glue

if you kick him a disband won't be far behind
>>
>>153080307
Shit in your hands and throw it out of the window
>>
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>>153080186
>the only change in the eg main squad is jerax in, zai out
>>
When all hope seems lost, a fallen legend returns to save the western dota scene

Black
>>
>>153080136
nothing really, I guess is just how the manager of the team tells valve or the registration. You can see it with moo who "left" but in reality he was kicked.
>>
DAILY REMINDER KAIPI WILL BE THE SAVIOR OF EUROPE
>>
>THEY FUCKING GOT
>BULBA SUPPORT
>FOR LIQUID

FCUKING KILL YOURSELF ODL GUARD FUCKING FAGGOT ASS FUCKING RETARDS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW FUCKING STUPID AND KIKE AND SCHLOMO COCKSUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCKING

GET

BULBA IN YOUR TEAM

FUCKING REE REEEEEE
>>
>>153080357
Rexi as a coach and its perfect
>>
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>assblasted liquid and OG fancucks
>>
>FEAR LEFT JUST WHEN KOROK GOT OUT OF JAIL

COINCIDENCE?
>>
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>>153080447
>bulba in Liquid

its over
>>
GUYS WHAT KIND OF TEAM DO YOU WANT

I KNOW


THE KIND OF TEAM WITH BULBA IN IT XDDD

EPIC JOKES
>>
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>>153080513
Korok was in jail? Details?
>>
What's all the fuss?
Are team rosters locked?
>>
>EG kicking Fear
>the man who can play LITERALLY any position at the competitive level

I don't understand the motive. Maybe they'll bring him back as coach?
>>
>secret is now a literal thirdie team
>fear retires
>alliance disbands

it all happened right at the same time too

what a day
>>
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>Liquid.Bulba
>>
>bulba is still allowed to play this game
>>
>>153080218
why do people think bulldog is any good? by far the most overrated offlane player in dota
>>
>>153080575
He raped a grill
>>
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Okay explain how is this possible
>T7
>T6
>T6
>T6
>T5

matched against
>Miracle-
>>
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is this the strongest team secret line up ever?
>>
be reminded that miracle is _not_ staying in OG (a defunct team) and will be going to another team
>>
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>>153080505
Imagine being jealous of MP.

Midone is decent.

MP as your carry, AHAHAHAHAAHHAAH.
>>
>>153080575
>details
>doesn't know about Steven "Battery Assault" Ashworth
>>
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any tier1 team needs an offlaner?
or a carry?
or mid?
or support?

m8 come on ill play anything im Sam Bulba you like me remember? just let me in
>>
>>153080575
how fucking new
>>
>>153080581
he's retiring

his arm never still hurts quite a bit from constant play.
>>
SAUCE ON BULBA TO LIQUID???
>>
>>153080659
fuckoff lelouch, known OG fancuck - your team is dead
>>
>>153080645
Two weeks. Three top before the kick session.
>>
>>153080721
go away
>>
>>153080219
What happened to Fear in the all-star match?
>>
>>153080793
Reddit
>>
>>153080659
After envy, even MP is an upgrade m8
>>
>>153080786
>still believing this meme after TI4
>>
>>153080721
>c-come on remember l-liquid are doing it haha
>>
>>153080830
he realised hes a 30yo man dancing for reddits amusement
>>
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>mfw rooting for team secret and posting of kpop will now be combined
>>
>>153080169
Why would you let a 9 month old use a smartphone?
>>
>>153080645
>MP
>not QO

>midone
>not QO

>forev
>not ohaiyo

LOL
>>
>>153080645
ETERNAL REMINDER THAT TURKROACH FAGGOT KILLED MVP

OUR LITERALLY GUYS
HE KILLED IT
>>
>>153080909
no more anime I guess
>>
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>>153080798
>getting Attacker aka the upgraded version of miracle.
>offlane support still undecided
?

>>153080880
that's true desu senpai.
>>
>>153080597
Secret's gonna transfer to the Chinese scene within the year.

Screencap this boiz.
>>
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SWNL
>>
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THE GULAG HAS TWO ULTRA CANCEROUS FANBASES

ANIMENEETS
AND
KSHITTERS

THANK YOU BASED PUPPEY FOR BLOWING THE GIGAFUCK OUT OF BOTH BY HAVING THE TEAM BUILT AROUND IT AND THEN FAIL HORRIFICALLY
>>
so now that EG is a pile of shit what team do I even root for now

like what is there left
>>
>FUCKING BULBA THE DOG SHIT GARBAGE MAN STILL SOMEHOW SUCKS GOOD ENOUGH COCK TO GET INTO TEAMS WITH GOOD PLAYEARS

FUCKING

KILL

ME
>>
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>Get Koreans for the Team
>Don't get QO
>Keep Piediedie

what is wrong with puppan
>>
>>153080169
>9 year old
>Curse of monkey island
what
>>
>>153077517
Mainlanders are literally the worst type of Asian
>>
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>>153080830
SOMEONE POST THE WEBM. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
>>
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>EG
>>
>>153080956
keep saying yourself that
>>
>>153080969
Nah, chinks dont speak enough english to communicate decently in-game, its impossible
>>
>NO SOURCE OF BULBA/LIQUID
FUCK OFF LYING.
>>
>>153080998
liquid as always
>>
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>tfw been watching Fear since online kingdom
>tfw he is a millionaire now
>tfw I'm still here doing nothing but jerk off to netorare Chinese cartoons
why am I still alive bros...
>>
>>153078520
>>153078756
Where were you k-pop faggots when MVP was still in upper bracket?
>>
Amazon decides to shut down GGA and fire everyone.
Kelly and Alex are both fired
Players from EG and A are let go
Fear's tweet about legacy is probably the name of the new team
LEGACY.Fear
This year is the year Esports dies cause Amazon is too dumb to invest in video game
Hope someone with money comes up and sponsor the past TI champions and roll bangs
>>
I've got people on the inside of EG.

Lacoste is in.
>>
>>153081002
how the fuck does he keep doing it?

like he is literally a bigger meme than rtz
>>
>>153081130
30 day ban for some bogus "proxy VPN exit node" thingie.
>>
>>153081112
if i told u yesterday that Forev midone and MP are on secret u wouldnt believed me neither nigger
>>
>>153081130
i was at keyarena, how about you?
>>
>>153081124
Fear grinded it out and worked hard. He deserves it. From a new table to being a god damn millionaire.

PPD is an asshat though. Also sufail is overated
>>
>>153080907
If he were smart, he would have just said he had to take a big shit and skipped going down to the all-star match altogether.
>>
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>>153080998
Hey
>>
>>153080956
I actually love this move because it sealed the fate of Korean Dota. They'll never recover from their best players leaving to play overseas.

Korea will get BTFO by tier 2 SEA teams and gooks will never win a TI.
>>
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S4
AdmiralBulldog
MATUMBAMAN
Jerax
EGM

Thoughts?
>>
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>>153081112
It's gonna be alright bro
>>
>>153080982
update that to swnw
>>
>>153080645
How does puppey communicate with the gooks
>>
>>153081264
What is this? team Manlet?
>>
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>>153081124
>You will never travel the world with friends in your late teens/early adult life playing in dota2 tournaments and earning money by achieving high enough.

that ship sailed

just fucking kill me
>>
>>153081304
Literal meme team.

I like it.
>>
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>MP is my carry.
>>
>Matumba
>Sing
>Bulldog
>Kuro
>Jerax

New Liquid fampais
>>
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>>153080965
>ATTACKER IS GOOD
MY
FUCKING
TERASIDES
ABGAGAGHAHASHASHAHHAHA
BHA
HA
H
A
HA
H
AH
A
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>ATTACKER
>IS
>GOOD

THE SIDES RUNNETH THE FUCK OVER
>>
>>153081264
how can almost all of them be so short?
>>
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>>153081345
Team qt
>>
>>153080645
no fata... no miracle... Jesus, is like they dont want to win anymore.
>>
>>153081304
I'd love that desu
I'm sure s4 could make a wonderful captain

Not sure how they would lane though
>>
reminder this time last year the gulag was LITERALLY convinced that rtc was right

what will you redditors be wrong about this time?
>>
>>153081424
>C-can I join Kaipi fulltime b-bonechan?
>>
FEAR ISNT OUT OF THE TEAM RETARDS HES OUT OF ____EG____ THE ORGANISATION

BECUASE EG IS FUCKING DISBANDING

FEAR IS MAKING A NEW ONE AND RECRUITING ALL THE EX-EG PLAYERS
>>
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>>153081426
>singsing getting poached by a tier 1 team
>>
>>153081452
t. never watched Attacker god.
>>
>>153081496
>>153081330
>>
>>153081496
then why is he the only one that was removed
>>153081467
>FATA
>winning anything, ever
hes burning levels of washed up m8
>>
>>153081486
MP is a better player than bone
better than envy too
this is literally an upgrade for secret
>>
이나래
@DOTAgasm
@Alvaro_digo @v1lat зaвтpa бyдeт oф aнoнc c пoдpoбнocтями, нo кoмaндa бyдeт нaбиpaтьcя зaнoвo c 2х чeлoвeк

From s4 girlfriend:
Alliance making a new team with 2 members of the old team. S4 is leaving!!!
>>
what the fuck is wrong with puppey?
>>
>>153081452
post a screenshot of your MMR
>>
https://twitter.com/DOTAgasm/with_replies
From Nara (that girl that s4 and bulldog always play with) tweets:
— Alliance current roster disbanded
— they will be forming new team starting with 2 old members (official announce will be tomorrow)
— s4 is not on that team
>>
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>MUH PUBSTAR IS GOOD AT PROFESSIONAL DOTA

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>
>>153080721
Amazing how he is still a pro player... secret use him because he was the last available guy in the planet and even then they tried to convince valve to play with a bot in easy instead but they were forced to use a human player.
>>
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>>153081452
Reminder that Arabs are the most powerful race in the world.
>Miracle-
>!Attacker
>YapzOr
>Hook
>>
>>153081667
>who is miracle
>who is Sumail
>who is Arteezy
>>
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>bulba and 1437 still gets to play with top teams
So this is the power of the dota inner circle...
>>
>>153081663
so 85% chance it will be Loda/akke... again
or will akkek will finally realised Loda is more washed up than Burning as a carry
>>
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>>153081637
They probably won't pick up Loda because his mediocre decisions and kelly milkies
>>
>>153081663
sounds like loda + akke
>>
>>153081615
>better than envy too

oh yeah because a player without a rotten brain like envy is hard to get.
>>
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>>153081335
No need to update
>>
s4 + bulldog + jerry (OG i imagine)

loda + akke (lmao)
>>
>>153080632
you are placed into the highest tier on your team

mmr doesn't matter, your entire team is considered tier 7 and is paired with any other tier 7
>>
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>ATTACKER IS NON-WHITE
>>
>>153075278
What do you think anime is for?
>>
treads or phase on bloodseeker?
>>
Pajkatt is to be apart of the new Alliance (again).
>>
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>>153081615
>>
>>153081834
Secret is no longer anime. You need to change that to kpop
>>
>>153081837
will og be able to handle notis & schoke?
>>
These fucking idiots picking up Theeban and Bulba, both have never ever gotten better as a player they're complete trash and yet they are still allowed to fucking play in teams with good/great players.

Fucking why.
>>
>>153081808
Glorious. Those beautiful Alliance's days without s4, egm and bulldong tired. Just Loda, Akke and 3 equally stupid players losing to monkeys.
>>
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>>153081667
>being this dumb
>>
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TOO MUCH SHIT HAPPENING AT ONCE
>>
>>153081909
At first someone should get autistic enough to make such pic with K-pop idols so someone will edit it.
>>
EG is to be split into 2 teams and Fear will play on B team.
>>
>>153081637
Since Kelly is hinting towards leaving the team and Loda is too much of a cuck to leave her im assuming it's Bulldog and EGM.
>>
>>153082018
>>
>>153081951
>Just Loda, Akke and 3 equally stupid players losing to monkeys
This so much, they rotated so many players and sucked so fucking hard
>>
post president
>>
>>153081637
>RTZ
>S4
>?
>Crit
>Zai
>>
some conjencture, maybe it'll bait out insiderbro

Secret:
MP, Midone, Forev, PLD, PPY
Alliance:
Loda, Akke +3
OG:
Notail, S4, Bulldog, Jerax, Fly
Liquid:
Matumbaman, Miracle, MC, Bulba, Kuroky
EG 1:
?, sumail, universe, ?, PPD
EG 2:
RTZ, ?, zai, crit, ?
>>
reminder that fear is leaving EG to make a new sadboys with rtz
>>
>>153081637
please be og....
>>
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>>153082150
>>
>>153082156
rtz miracle zai s4 crit
>>
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>yfw QO, Arteezy, Cr1t-, Zai and Miracle- are picked up for the new TSM DotA 2 roster
>>
PRO TEAMS AND TEAMS STILL WANT S4 IN THEIR TEAM

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM
>>
FLY AND N0TAIL GOD TO ALLIANCE?
>>
>>153082228
i'm so excited for cr1t & rtz
>>
PPD WAS RIGHT

FEAR WAS LEFT
>>
Can someone post a clear picture of Dotagasm aka nara aka cuck4 gf face
>>
>>153082394
>PRO TEAMS AND TEAMS STILL WANT BULBA IN THEIR TEAM

Fixed that for you.
>>
>>153070923
>he doesn't want based desert map
It even makes sense that the battlefield would become a sandy hellhole after a while
>>
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>tfw miracle stomps you and a random stack of sub5k players
>>
>>153071321
China, Russia, and South America should just be locked to their own regions. Everywhere else is okay for the most part.
>>
>>153081950
pretending to be racist isn't funny anymore
>>
>>153082228
EGM where though
>>
>>153082994
>picked razor
>>
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>>153082996
But then I can't play Chinese pubs.
>>
>>153083084
maybe if you're a cuck
>>
>>153083124
what can I say, our team was a rag-tag team of nobodies
>>
>>153083084
>pretending
hmm
>>
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>buy first light set for Keeper
>next drop is robes of the first light set for Keeper
Valve pls
>>
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DOTA 2 SHUFFLE
>>
>>153082282
>Riot's prime..
Wait a minute, I forgot that Riot is so stupid that even pissed off their premire lap dogs lmao
>>
>ZAI RELEASED FROM EG

AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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RTZ
MIRACLE
ZAI
CRIT
DJ CHRISSY

DA
BOYZ
>>
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>>153082228
why would miracle join a team with MC and Bulba he just left OG to get away from one (1) shitter and now he's heading to a team with 2 (two) shitters?
>>
>>153083104

egm might just retire
>>
>>153084735
2016-08-27
13:14:09 PDT
Zai ()
Evil Geniuses (ID: 70884685)
Released from team
>>
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Kappa
>>
EG.Reborn/Young inc
>>
So if I use Fear's career as a metric, I have 5 years left to get good at dotes. Do you guys think that is manageable?
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