Heroes of the Storm General - /Hotsg/

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FIRST FOR I WANNA DO LI LI IN THE BUTT

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

>>153041317
You actually fixed the Machines of War embeds, nice.

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>>153041387
I've said this before, but as the anon who originally made these comments, you're doing a good deed, anon. God-speed.

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>>153041453
Our threads last so long so the least we can do is make proper OPs desu senpai.

Any plans for a full terran team when machines of war finally drops?

>>153041387
You're doing God's work, anon.

>>153041560
>Nova
>Raynor
>Tychus
>Hammer
>Lt. Morales
>tfw no Terran tank

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Dragon Milf when?

>>153041670
Which terran character/unit would be best suited to being a tank?

>>153041670
Hammer is a tank.

>>153042058
Firebat. Hellbat's a shit.

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>>153042058
Firebat or Maurauder

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Fitting.

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Okay, /hotsg/ I got nuffin' to do so I though might make some OP images with our old logo.
Anybody got any images to post they want a nice /hotsg/ logo on it so we might later use it as n OP?

>>153042673
What do you mean? Do you want "Heroes of the storm" in a different text/colours etc?

>>153042673
For starters, images of the next herp we'll be getting. OP's image for example.

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>>153043012
Nah, I will poorly paste the /hotsg/ logo into other images so we have a variety of those and can use them as OP images if people feel like.
Kinda like the Old Kel never ever OP.

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>>153043165
I vote for an "Alarak SOON" one.

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>>153042673

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>>153043257

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>>153043235

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>>153043601
If you're up for it, put the logo within the Terrazine, where the open hand is. So like the fingers are around the logo.

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>>153042673

>not diablocucks forever mad about warcraft Edition

>>153043830
Will do that. Just need a moment to do something else.

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>>153044260
It's still a while until based Samuro though. Now it's the time of the Starcraftbros.

>>153041560
>Raynor
>Hammer
>Lt. Morales
>Tychus
>Spacemarine Rexxar

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>>153044260
>post yfw they reveal three upcoming Diablo heroes at Blizzcon
>Maghda, Malthael and male Barbarian

>>153044632
They better reveal Maiev at Blizzcon.

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>>153044943
Maybe next year.

>>153042673
We need more sardonic ones.The other generals have so many that make their game seem like utter shit.

>>153044482
StarCraft is also good Craft.

>>153044632
I would like Malthael actually. people know him (he's on the packaging) and he's an edgy death angel, that can only result in a good but memey kit.

>>153045572
>in a good but memey kit
He's probably also going to have the funniest quotes. The edgemasters are usually the funniest characters in HotS.

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>>153044943
I don't know man. She would've made sense as a pre-Legion promotion along with Varian but that ship has sailed.
Also Zeratul basically stole her kit except for her heroic. They'd have to come up with something completely new for her. I don't know if they consider her more important than other WoW heroes desu. For example something like Ragnaros with a complete meme kit would create more hype than her.
But we'll have to wait and see.

Where is a good place to get builds besides jewlogs?

>>153046705
Actually playing the game and figuring it out yourself.

>>153046705
Playing the game
Asking on /hotsg/

>>153046705
icy-veins

>>153047852
>going on shit-veins ever

the only way to get worse builds than on that site is to ask a bronzie for advice

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ALL SHALL SUFFER

>>153049529
>tfw Spook Duke sucks these days
>he will never be as good as on release

>>153049441
thank you for your input, bronze

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>>153041317

>lili

Haven't been here in a while and i just want to say that i'm on suicide watch.
They promised to at least talk about fenix on august 2015 (wich translates into gamescon) and NOTHING.
Don't get me wrong i really enjoyed XxAlarakxX but a deal is a fucking deal blizzard. Forever mad.

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>>153049904
this is an icy veins example of a butcher build(s). im sure youve tried them before, because in bronze you might actually get a kill or two with these.

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>>153043830
I tried. ;_;

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>>153049904
>>153050179
continuing, this is a diablo build. my bronze mind cannot possibly grasp why this grandmaster tier build would be good, but such is life for a bronze, am i right?

>>153050337
Looks good, anon. Try putting the icon a little higher and maybe larger.

>>153050179
>>153050404
t. silver

>>153050404
I mean, the build makes sense, why take soulstone passives when the build is clearly going for maximum damage and you are most likely going to do die anyway.

But lol, who goes damage on damage, your firewaves are strong enough already.

>>153050598
>>153050404
What's the date on these build anyway?

>>153050642
>What's the date on these build anyway?
who cares, hotslogs is where its at anyway to check builds, besides 1-2 talents, all builds are pretty much the same all the time.

I like to see a hero with actual different talent tress for different maps/compilations.

>butcher
>survivability
lol

you just fucking go ham as butcher. there's no surviving unless you jump in near the end of the fight.

>>153041317
sell hots to me: Why should I play this game over dota, lol or smite?

>>153050529
the other anon already posted im bronze tho, i wish i was silver

>>153050598
id still rather never go for block as diablo isnt supposed to be taking free damage, id get the reduced number of souls req for rez, or literally anything else

also
>lightning breath
>ever, in any comp, under any circumstances

>>153050642
the tooltips are current but the builds are probably not updated, yet people keep using them. its pretty ridiculous

>>153050751
to play some blizzard heroes you liked back in the day

I also like the variety of maps but w/e

>>153050712
Some heroes already are, anon. Abathur being one. Many heroes have dynamic talent choices.

>>153050751
>dota
Less Russians, more maps, more casual
>lol
Less idiots in general, more maps, more casual
>smite
No idea I like both desu

>>153050712
>I like to see a hero with actual different talent tress for different maps/compilations.

that's li ming. i think she probably has the healthiest talent tree out of all the heroes

>>153050793
I give you Aba, mainly because I dont play him so I have no clue, I can also see laser Az working.

>>153050787
>ever, in any comp, under any circumstances
You should give it more credit, its does quite a good amount of damage, completly besides Diablos point but yeah.

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>>153050416
Version 2

>>153050914
Glad you mention it. Laser Azmo is LEGIT as fuck.

>>153050937
Speaking of legit. Thanks, anon.

t. Alarakfag

>>153050953
>Laser Azmo is LEGIT as fuck.
How do you make it work? Stopping his channel is so easy and then it takes so god damn long to use it again.

>>153050914
breath roots you, its slow to aim, and it does really mediocre damage. with apoc you are 99% guaranteed to land a stunlock of 3 to 4 seconds on any enemy hero you pick, if you RQE. i'd really never pick it desu

>>153051045
It depends on the enemy and what-not, as usual. For example, it's godly against heroes like Illidan. They dive you and you just laser. That's it. They can not beat you 1v1. Laser does great damage against heroes and structures. Don't forget, it deals bonus damage to structures.

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>>153044017

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dampen magic? what's that?

>>153051045
You can try the feint/ruse cruise, basically you have like a split second of azmo doing the channel animation, itchy fag will bust their cc for nothing and their all yours

>>153051112
>and it does really mediocre damage
It deals more damage than Disintigrate, even tickwise.

>>153051157
Beautiful

>>153051394
i know, but i use disintegrate to finish someone whos low and out of range for Q and W, or in a QWR combo, as a finisher as well. breath has a much lower range, and its a choice between straight line damage and a stunlock.

>>153050179
I am pretty sure I built that exact top build in QM games before. It is just a two talent difference from the hotdogs build and the spelshield helps against comps you'd otherwise be fucked on.

>>153051201
Regen master is fun and cute!

Where the FUCK is Roshan????

>>153051734
>before

yea me too, when my mmr was around 1700. without a full harmstring build in any non-bronze mmr people will just kite you when you're soloing,or burst you when you dive in during a teamfight. if you build around harmstring you basically have a poke without even going in melee.

also, furnace blast? in both builds? nah

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>>153041382
Li Li is not for lewd

>>153052173
Stahp or Chen will steal your motherfucker birthday.

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>>153052173

>>153051938
Sort of like so? http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/the-butcher#gOyW

Is it any good (not-shit)? I've got Butcher to 5-6 and he just blows ass 99% of the time.

>picking The Bronzer
wew

>only ETC and Lunara left for the 500G reward this rotation

Oh god the pain ...

>>153051938
I mean, my MMR isn't exactly good. It is like 2223 and that's probably inflated due to the like, 8 game winning streak I had over the last two days.

But I don't think it is that bad a build. Especially given that at Master HL hotdogs, they only ever take one hamstring talent. Maybe two. I should stop taking Furnance Blast. I only take it because I am lazy and it is fun.

>>153052742
>two good heroes left
aw no poor thing

>>153052742
You have people left?

>>153052771
And extremely painful to level in solo

>>153052842
You're left hand comes off?

>>153052562
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/the-butcher#gOzw

this is what i usually run, although it can change depending on the circumstance.

for example, abattoir on 7 is good too if you are gonna keep dying a lot

on 13 i take either move speed on W, to keep up with someone im chasing, or straight up to escape. you put W on someone and just hightail the fuck out of there. spellshield if spellshield is required.

on 16 i take the non fading harmstring mostly. i really wish this one would be baseline, it realy helps a lot. i used to take attack speed increase, but it only really works if youre like attacking a tank or a bruiser thats willing to duel you and stand in place. which is a bad thing since youll get blown up if you just front like that. butcher is supposed to engage kinda like kerrigan, from the bush or from the side, on a squishy, and blow them up quickly.

20 is a split between bolt and lamb upgrade if there are tight spots where the enemy is grouped up, or as a combo.

>>153052756
im going to make an argument here about low pickrate heroes. i wouldnt stick to the builds suggested on hotslogs, id much rather listen to someone who plays a character frequently.

>>153050751
DotA is a lot more intense and serious than HotS.

LoL is a shit game with great characters and artistic design, but not redeeming enough when compared to the actual game and playerbase.

I play both HotS and Smite because they're different and fun.

>>153053205
The reason I like Victuals and Abattoir is because if the fight takes place in a lane like in Spiders or near a lane like Sky Temple, you can heal a load just by being present as minions are usually dying left and right.

As for hotdogs and low pickrate, yeah, I have been thinking about that. After all, the carousel doesn't even show up for Masters HL when I look up on meme heroes.

I dunno though. I can't help but get the impression this is the same sort of philosophy that leads people to take robogoblin, the games where you do well, you do so well that it seems justified.

>>153053332
How is Fafnir?

>>153054942
People said he was shit because the pros said he was shit. Then the pros found out he wasn't shit and was quite strong and now he is one of the best supports in the game. He is also pretty fun to play.

>>153050712
>hotslogs is where its at anyway to check builds

what if I refuse to whitelist his malicious ads?

>>153055050
Nice I stopped shortly before the released. Guess I'm gonna give him a try now.

>>153055060
add this to your filters to bypass his jewwy anti-adblock wall

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>>153055319
>.js
I forgot ads used such outdated software. Is there actually anything decent that uses Java nowadays?

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>>153055405
js is javascript and yes pretty much everything on the web uses it

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>>153055319
greentext messed it up. add this line:

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>>153055104
They made a paladin skin for him too, it's pretty neat. He's one of the best character releases this year. Izanami seems to be pretty good too, though less interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeYx5JIqZQ

>>153055459
Okay I've lost interest in java and javascript now that you've posted cute asians tbqh.

>>153055717
>Freya tennis skin
Well, I guess that sports skins anon from /smiggen/ must finally be happy.

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>>153055717
>>153055050
Man, I wish we had another dragon in HotS. Preferably one that can turn into the real dragon form.
Maybe we could get Ysera at Blizzcon seeing how she has a prominent role in Legion. Also would make for neat specialist or support.

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>>153042673

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>>153056974
Lewd and so corrupting

>>153056131
She dies in legion

:(

>>153050937
I like it

Haven't played in a couple months, mostly waiting for the new maps.

How are Jaina, Auriel, Chromie, and Chen these days?

>>153059197
youll probably be waiting until Blizzcon

>>153059197
Decent. Good (usually) Niche. Generally pretty good, not used much.

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>>153041387
Thank you for your service! God bless you!

>>153056131
Wow I just realised that the thing in the middle of her mouth and below the green shit is her tongue. For some reason I always seen it as she sort of had two mouths.

>win 3 games
>get full assassin team
okay then

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>>153060692
>quick meme

>>153050404
>literally best build
>literally top win% on hotdogs

If you're playing Diablo and you're not constantly on fire why even bother ?

>>153062187
>literally best build
>literally top win% on hotdogs

http://www.hotslogs.com/Sitewide/HeroDetails?Hero=Diablo

???

>>153052562

Victuals is godlike, 9% heal after a kill is pretty solid and can keep you going
Cheap shot is better than flail unless you're planning on poking the whole game

>>153062617
>all leagues
>last 7 days

anon...

>>153062746
filter it yourself since i cant find a way to link an already filtered page

please let me know what you find :^)

>>153062958
master
one month
pic related >>153050404

>>153059830
Because that art is awful. I don't know if she always looks like shit in dragonform, but jesus. She also has weirdly human hands.

>>153062187
>>153062958
>>153063124
The catch is he said winrate, not pick rate.

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should i write fanfiction about sonya taking her big fat delicious gorgeous juicy cock and stuffing it inside of chromie's tight gnome snatch?

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>3 undead heroes
>they all feed
pottery

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>>153063176
Nah, she doesn't have human hands. She's just got a lot of jewellery on her in dragon form.

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>>153064303
Fuck, wrong picture.

>>153063510
>fanfics
you should kill yourself instead
unless you can back it up with an illustration

>people are excited about generic heavy weapons dyke
>instead of chanting SAMURO in unison until blizzard finally releases him

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>>153064890

>>153065263
I don't care about either tbqh. Getting my Alarak next.
But honestly I'd prefer I AM HERU AN OBEY over Overmemes.

>>153065263
Pretty sure Samuro has received way more attention than Zarya since people spotted the banner. At least on /hotsg/ for sure.

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>>153065454
Woah there friend this here is a blueboard.

>>153065482
wanna bet that he wont keep his voice lines because DAS RAYCIS

just kill me

>>153066170
Wait, what? I haven't heard his lines in HotS.

>>153066246
what i meant was, they are probably gonna drop his SEVERELY OFFENSIVE japanese engrish accent that he had in wc3

>>153066375
Oh, right. I hope some people aren't that heavy on projection and insecurity to think that is racist.

>>153066474
You do know tumblr is a place, right?

>>153066474
of course they are. even grubby commented a few days ago, when asked on stream if hes excited about blademaster. something along the lines of : ``ill tell you whats not important, is that he keeps his voice, which was really racist``

>>153066839
Wait, Grubby thinks that's racist? Good lord. I always thought he looked like a genuine retard, but damn.

Since when was having characters with accents racist?

>>153067613
since people became little bitches that will bitch at everything

>>153067613
Everything is racist these days.

>>153067613
>>153067103
im too lazy to go through his streams to find this, because i dont even remember what day it was, but trust me, it was said.

>>153066839
They'll probably tone it down to Overwatch levels so he's going to sound like Hanzo or Genji.

>sit 5 minutes in queue
>game about to start
>someone disconnected
>have to queue for 5 minutes again
How does this shit even happen?

>>153067613
Because well off white kids in their 20s have nothing better to do than bitch about any perceived injustice they see on the internet.
So an orc sounding like a stereotypical samurai is immediately racism for them.

>>153067613
Racism is a meme anyway.

>>153066839
wtf I hate white people now

>kael picks flamestrike quest
>dies 5 minutes in and loses his stacks
>ragequits
Concede vote when?

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>>153052562
>savage charge
>enraged
>taking lambs without the lvl 20 talent as well
lmao wat this has got to be bait

>>153044632
>Maghda
Utter shit. So many other better bosses, not even counting Mephisto and Baal. Like fucking Belial or anything from D2.

>Malthael
Would be good, he was pretty cool.

>male Barbarian
I've always wanted the D3 characters to have their opposite gender as a separate hero with their own abilities and whatnot, rather than a skin. Diablo has so many abilities to create characters with; you could probably do at least three of each class from D3 alone.

>>153070141
They could work as separate heroes but imho it'd be best if Blizzard took a break from adding Nephalim and focused on bosses or characters from D1/2. Just to spice things up a bit instead of a steady stream of Nephalims.

>>153069506
>Butcher
t. bronze

hey folks

haven't played in several months. last time I logged on, Xul was the newest hero.

what's the meta like now? who are the popular heroes?

>Dark Wanderer still isn't in the game

>>153071776
Game is so dead that even the meta is dead

>>153071776
Tier s
Zagara
Tyreal ( if you are good)
Kerrigan ( if you can combo)
Falstad
Tier 1
Xul ( certain maps)
Ming li
Etc
Muradin
Sylvanas
Rehgar
Auriel


Also catapult minions lock on to core now
Also kealthas was nerfed

>>153055405
>java and javascript are the same thing

found it

twitch dot tv/followgrubby/v/85470572?t=3h26m12s

the cringe

this game is fucking garbage

>>153069506
whats wrong with savage charge

>>153074748
YOOOHHH waito piggu no resupekutu puraudo Nihon heritaji!!

>>153069506
but anon, Savage Charge and Enraged are good talents... if you don't build for Lamb to the Slaughter. you can 1-100 basically anything this side of Cho'Gall with enough awareness.

>raynor and nova duo queue
>raynor literally can't avoid getting hit by li-ming
>nove comes in to "gank" li-ming who is half a second away from hiding behind their gate
>nova gets barraged by towers and escapes with 10% life
>decide these fucks don't deserve to win and throw the game on purpose
>everyone salty as fuck
>saying they will post something on reddit
>tell them I reported them for abusive chat just as the game ends
>raynor friend invite spams after game
Damn they got salty

>>153066839
>>153067613
LACIST

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>>153076454

>>153076454
you also sound pretty salty if you started throwing the game on purpose over a retarded teammate though

you're trying to make it sound like you were cool and calm but you actually got buttmad as fuck over your teammates being bad at videogames

>>153076763
I'm past getting mad at people being shit at hots, instead I'll just do what I can to make them mad so maybe they will quit playing

>>153074582
Yes yes okay I made a dumb, my expertise isn't in code and related matters anyway. Was I correct in thinking that Java is outdated nowadays anyway?

>>153074582
Both are equally terrible, so there's that.

>>153074748
>lost vikings do comical scandinavian accents and mock language
>everyone laughs and are okay with it
>nazeebo does mock african accent
>everyone's okay with it
>samuro does mock japanese accent
>HOLY SHIT THE LACISM IS UNREAL WOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Accents aren't fucking racism, jesus christ these people are dumb

>>153070141
>I've always wanted the D3 characters to have their opposite gender as a separate hero with their own abilities and whatnot

Imagine something like Madawc as male barb, with the ability to switch to a two handed axe for a specigic time or something.

I wish there was an option to do "auto-select hero" but only from a specifically chosen set of heroes. So it would be possible to e.g. select all the heroes under level 5, or all the ones that can complete your current quests or something, and then auto-select one from that set.

>>153078194
The technology is not there yet

>>153077975
I don't think anyone was specifically okay with Nazeebo's unga bunga accent. most people forget he even exists.

>>153078860
Worst thing is that I understand libshit going ape over nigger accents, but why asian? Asians themselves cannot even be brought to giving a fuck about people making fun of their accent.

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>>>/pol/

>>153079589
Most of the minorities SJWs are "defending" probably don't give a crap about whatever the uproar is about.
It's just a bunch of dramaqueens who want to feel special and heroic by standing up for some oppressed victims while not even caring if the "oppression" is even real or not.

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>>153077975
He better have the over the top accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phitdexy3YI

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>>153080620
I doubt it will happen. But it'd be nice if he sounded like the WC3 blademaster.

But Samuro will probably sound like this but older:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_nkDqmPD1A

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>Saturday night
Why so ded?

>want to stream
>had a bunch of bad games so I feel in a crap mood
Greentext me your last good game, I need some nice positivity right now tbqh

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I have 24k and I own Tracer and Jaina. What should I spend it on /hotsg/?

Female Monk when? Broxigar when?

>>153085659
>Broxigar
>wanting mary sue Knaak shit
Varok Saurfang or bust.

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>>153086123
>Broxigar
>Varok Saurfang
You disappoint

>>153086123
>>153086527
But know seriously how do I spend the 24k?

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place em

>>153087898
Buy some hero you like or wait until Alarak, Zarya and Samuro.
Alternative wait until Blizzcon if nothing interest you.

>>153087898
no*

>>153087950
Blue

>>153088014
>Alarak, Zarya and Samuro
Why are they going to be broken?

>>153087898
play heroes on freerotation, buy the ones you like most

>auriel at start of game mocks KT for going "Q build"
>he ends up absolutely wrecking shit and comboing well
>he ends with top siege, top hero and top xp
>auriel says nothing
Typical Auriel cunts.

>>153088391
They could be fun.

>>153088480
why are people who play supports the biggest passive aggressive cunts in existence? They are worse than the 1v1 me you wont assassins faggots

>>153084391
Watching RHCP at Reading and Leeds on the iPlayer. Would highly reccomend, Flea just had an INSANE bass solo. Like seriously I didn't think some of what he did was possible.

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>>153088435
>>153088506
>the ones you like the most
Guess I'll buy Murky, Nova, and Gazlowe :^)

Seriously stop being faggots and tell me what's good.

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>>153090242
>he doesn't play Murky or Gaz

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>>153090357
>playing Murky
Please kill yourselves.

>>153090242
play games to have fun, retard

hots is too casual to be a winratefag over. if you want to play a competitive game go to dota instead

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Nice matchmaking blizz xd

>>153088174
yeah we won

>>153090798
Red

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>>153090565
Fags like you are why people don't have fun.
>motherfucker wants answer
>hurr durr play the game

WORSE THAN HITLER

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>>153085659
Jaina
Cuz fun and cute!

>>153091016
this was my answer
>play heroes on freerotation, buy the ones you like most

then he said "fuck fun, i want heroe to incrase my mmr power" so i called him a retard

>>153065263
Zarya's hit is fun. Your laser does fuck all until it gets charged by bubbles. She'll also be our second ranged warrior.

Samuro might be stealth, but that's not all that exciting.

>>153077975
Honestly, I've heard people complain about those two accents before.

>>153079589
The proganda pieces of WW2 made over the top Japanese accents a bit taboo.

>>153084640
I had an 8 game winning streak over the last two days. Even after I switched from Zag to Murky and Abathur.

People were nice and some games were definitely comebacks.

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>>153091401
Every game I've had an anon tell me to "play the game" hasn't been worth my fucking time. Second of all play heroes on free rotations takes way to fucking long for something I don't really care about that much to begin with. It's a completely ineffectual way to try out heroes since I might have to wait weeks to try them all. Third they're all play pretty much the same in my opinion, it's not like DotA where you have shit like Invoker, Meepo, or Wisp that have super unique play styles except for a hand full of specialist. So unless that's changed since the last time I played, still really don't want to waste my time waiting on hero rotations.

>>153091265
But I own Jaina.

>>153085659
If you want a good hero, buy Zagara.

>>153055405
>>153076909
In the tech industry no. Java will give you a job easily. There's a fuckton of companies that codes in Java for a lot of things (even if it's not always a good thing).
Most programs you'll have on your computer doesn't run java tho you don't really need it. Post a thread to talk about this on /g/ and you'll get an epic shitposting thread and it will be very funny to see all those autistic talking about it.
Java is used to program softwares and you're mistaking it with javascript which is a language used by websites (most of them).
And if you want to get another autistic thread, make a thread talking about how js ruined the web and how much the botnet wants you to starve when you wanted to order a pizza

>>153093068
again: different people enjoy playing different heroes, so just randomly throwing out suggestions makes less sens than "try some of them for yourself and buy the ones you really like"

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blizzard's matchmaking is a fucking joke

>>153094024
dead game

>>153094024
activate windows you nigger

>>153094024
Does that # denote their place on the region ranked ladder?

>>153094302

>>152917026

>>153093068
>Third they're all play pretty much the same in my opinion, it's not like DotA where you have shit like Invoker, Meepo, or Wisp that have super unique play styles except for a hand full of specialist

are you sure we're playing the same game, anon. do you really want to commit to saying that Auriel, Li Ming, and Dehaka play the same. is that your final word.

>>153093948
Yeah but see if you give me suggestions then I can research the hero instead of shooting blindly.

>>153094439
yes
so they decided to pit us freshbloods (roughly 1500-3000mmr for each of us) against 7000-8000 mmr people, ergo some of the top 10 players on the ladder

it's outrageous

>>153094464
>So unless that's changed since the last time I played, I still really don't want to waste my time waiting on hero rotations.
Yes we're playing the same game, yes that is my final word.

>>153094024
And people wonder why no one plays hots

shittiest match making of all the mobas ive ever tried

>>153093068
>abathur and murky plays just like butcher and greymane

xd

>>153095279
>So unless that's changed since the last time I played, I still really don't want to waste my time waiting on hero rotations.
I swear you dumbasses don't read anything you don't want to see.

>>153095390
I don't give a fuck what you want to do or not, but saying all heroes play the same is fucking wrong

fuck off and dont bother playing the game if you arent going to play it, no one here gives a fuck

>>153092189
>zaryas kit is fun
>self bubble, ally bubble and bw flare
>fun

>stealth (not cloak), STEALTH
>mirror image
>bladestorm
>not exciting

>>153095390
That statement doesn't excuse you being a fucking retard

Since you're so hell bent on "hurr all r same" then you can fuck off

Should I buy Greymane despite the nerf? I've been hoarding for Samuro and Wrynn but they are fucking months away.

>>153095740
the fuck is the difference between "stealth" and "cloak" other than "duh one is scifi and the other is ebin ninja skills"

>>153096017
Cloak can be spotted, stealth can't

>>153095669
>>153095845
Kerrigan, Illidan, and Zeratul pretty much play all the same.

Fuck right off.

Aight, gonna be live in a bit. Let's talk shit and play some dumb games
twitchtv/akaijii

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>>153041317
I'm the idiot who drew this.
I want to draw Alarak. Any ideas for poses? Non sexual would be preffered.

>>153094460
activate it anyway

>>153096253
>melee assassins playing the same

woah no way

>hear about a "severe Rexxar bug"
>get curious
>solo queue QM with my lvl 10 Rexxy Boi because I like suffering
>play
>turns out it literally only affects shitters who don't constantly micro their bear with (1)

WEW, and people were mad about this?

>>153096823
how the fuck can i do that

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>>153096648
This pose.

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>>153096994
clicc like

>>153096648
draw him in a onesie like this, but have his spikes poke out of it. with a sinister laugh.

>>153076454
is it difficult to live with permanent brain damage?

>>153096896
Stiches, Arthas, Sonya, ETC, Diablo, Muradin, and Tyrael also all play the same.

So seriously bugger off.

Haven't played since before the pre season ended
are Kerrigan and Thrall still mid tier?
Is Sonya still garbage?

>>153097157
A mouth on him would look strange. Maybe grinning eyes.

>>153097394
I don't know how to tell you this, but you might have been... not that good at playing either of these

>>153097817
I thought it'd be just a "OHOHOHOHO" sound effect or something like that, not a mouth

>>153096017
>>153096207
windwalk also makes it possible to walk through units

>>153097909
literally Dehaka. heroes is the same.

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Aight going live

>>153098045
>literally Dehaka
are you implying he is not going to have windwalk because dehaka has a skill that turns collision off?

>heroes is the same
not sure what thats supposed to mean

>>153098262
that all heroes play the same. rightclick moves and attacks, Z is mount, QWER are various skills used to impact the game. no variety, unlike in DotA2.

>>153098164
which one are you?

>>153098164
dude turn off that facecam pls, you're scaring the children.

>>153050751
I played it pretty hardcore for half a year then abruptly stopped for no real reason 10 months ago. I just started playing again because of just completely random craving to play, and it was easy to just pick up and get back into, and still fun.

It's just a solid little fun MOBA that in the right settings can also satisfy a bit of a competitive itch

I've still yet to find a player base that has acceptably low levels of cancer in MOBAs, but HotS comes close

>>153098473
Akaijii

1000 jewgold away from 10k, should I buy Auriel or is she shit
I have a healthy amount of good and fun heroes otherwise

>>153096986
i thought the bug was "the bear can't walk through creep waves at all and has to walk around them instead"

even if you do micro it still means it'll have to take a longer path to e.g. stun someone in lane during a gank

>>153100540
it's not bad enough to be noticeable or a problem.

>>153096986
See >>153100540
It's not exactly a hero-breaking bug, but it's still really fucking annoying. And what's more is that misha paths like she can walk through minions, but she just gets stuck in them instead.

>>153100918
I literally spent 10 minutes trying to spot what the bug was and then noticed Misha bumping into a siege giant when I recalled her with D because I figured it had to be a problem with her auto-pathfinding. I mean, it's not great but it's not Gargantuan AI levels of brain damage broken. although Garg AI is funny as hell and pls never change it blizzard

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You guys have ~2 weeks to get out of bronze league.

times' ticking.

>>153101602
or what?

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>>153101806
Or Li Li will never heal you with a smile ever again.
Your reason for living forever be a cesspit of loneliness and crippling health bars.

>>153102337
What a nice drawing, does anyone have it finished?

>>153101602
>Just climbed 2k points to get back into grandmaster last night

There is literally no excuse for being anything less than diamond since it already seems to be entirely populated by mongoloids that I can 1v2 a level down.

Why is Resurrect such a piece of shit ultimate?

>>153103878
it's like khara's ulti except without the tempo and with an annoying channel tied to it

At the end of the season, what will happen ? Will they finally reset the MMR of everybody or will they take your past games into consideration ?
Would it be possible that they do the same for QM and unranked ?

>>153104160
you can use it to rez someone who got ganked just before objective to make it an even fight again.

>>153104160
Kara's ult heals more and is instant.

>>153104160
unlike khara you can use it long after the target died

it's supposed to be for outside of/after fights

>>153105057
Except his Palm requires skill to use correctly.

>>153104827
usually if someone got ganked they were quite far away from their team, so let's continue this hypothesis and say someone was ganked in infernal shrines on top lane while they teammates were bot/mid

shrine objective activates, enemy team maybe has a 10-15 shrine minion lead because your auriel had to run over and revive your dead teammate who was then at half hp and half mana and also had to run to a healing fountain

barring that the crystal ulti is arguably much better because it gives auriel a way to A: prevent nukes from happening and B: postpone someone's death and charge up enough holy power while they're ulted to instantly burst heal someone as they're coming out of your ult

>>153105315
I like your imagination. it's good to consider all possible situations. however, I'm already behind you *unsheathes katana* your move.

>>153105116
>it's supposed to be for outside of/after fights
that's what makes it one of the worst ultimates in the game, because you pick a hero that can't use an ultimate during team fights. But that's why it's only picked like 6% of the time, whereas the crystal is picked 93%+, because you can use it in team fights.

>>153105463
*zips your katana back and impales you in the air"
lmao not even auriel can save u now kiddo

>>153105834
*it was a holo decoy* heh.

>>153106263
you have bested me

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>>153106728

>>153106942
that is a zesty meme

>>153107219
I like the "when you undressing and her dick bigger than yours" version better. but I can't find it anymore and I don't have it saved.

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>do placements with a friend
>go 7/10
>get placed in plat
>he does the last few without me
>goes 6/10
>placed in silver

Why is it that the biggest loudmouthed cunts always happen to be playing Zeratul?

Either Zeratul or Valla. They're both magnets for retards that think they're above everyone else despite having most deaths, least damage, and least soak.

>>153108516
because they don't know they're playing an extremely situational assassin and get buttblasted when their team suddenly starts losing

What the fuck is up with Team League queues?

>>153108516
because they realized Illidan wasn't good enough for them.

>>153109532
I was thinking literally the same lol

TASTE

>>153109070
It's a game mode that requires 5 people to queue together in a dead game, what did you expect?

>>153110814
MAI BURAID

>tichondrius
>kel'thuzad
>shade unit
>maybe gargoyle
>AND A FUCKING OBSIDIAN STATUE AS A SUPPORT HERO WITH AN ULT THAT LETS IT TURN INTO AN OBSIDIAN DESTROYER

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKIN WHENNNNNNNNN

Decided to play some HotS, about 4-5 games of QM already, not a single fucking Warrior in sight.

Pathetic.

>>153112798
>Solo
>Q
but why? unranked is so much better

>>153113037
Just feel pressured into "safe" picks 99% of the time, because I know people legitimately want practice and shit for HL. My favorites are Rexxar and Gazlowe, so it's like... you know. I mean Rexxar is fine a lot of times, but Gazlowe, yeah.

Still absolutely fucking ridiculous though, I don't get why there are so few Warriors when I feel like Warrior is the most fun role generally speaking, just taking into account the pool of heroes to choose from in that role.

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I ended up drawing Alarak in a rather generic pose.
But I did it for you, /Hotsg/!

>>153115638
looks breddy gud drawfriend

>>153115638
Now draw him high on terrazine.

>>153115638
A good rough draft. Now clean it up a bit and I'll save it for reposting over and over.

>>153115638
Draw Blackthorne

>>153115638
Oh shit, that's really good.

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>>153115902
Here you go

>>153112609
>AND A FUCKING OBSIDIAN STATUE AS A SUPPORT HERO WITH AN ULT THAT LETS IT TURN INTO AN OBSIDIAN DESTROYER
obsidian destroyer form would be nerfed until it was just as worthless as archon form though

>2 heroes I own go on free rotation
>can no longer queue unranked because notenoughheroes
lmao

>>153116550
I'll try to do it in the following days.

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>Quick Play
>It's not quick at all.

>>153118662
Thank the fuck christ I've never bothered to join the channel or play with anyone from here.

>>153115638
Draw Rexxar sometime, I love your style.

why is it that QM teammates on BHB are always allergic to coin camps

they seem to think that the path to victory is randomly charging into pointless teamfights and only ever getting coins from kills

and when you're two-three levels down, their desire to ignore objectives and only ever teamfight somehow INCREASES

So I've been playing on and off for about 3-4 months now, mostly dicking around in QM. Unfortunatly I was in Europe for a few of those mo and since heroes level seperately in differnet regions I have to level everyone back up to play in hero league.

Heroes I'm currently having fun with are Zag, Xul, Li Li, Muradin, Butcher, and Diablo. But in QM Zag and Xul are usually picked first or banned, I die too often as Butch and Diablo, and people flame me for playing Li Li and not Rehgar (not that I care that much, people underestimate how much damage / heals her serpents do and how much she can heal). Muradins good but his hotslogs winrate is kinda low - is it just because im playing at the shit tier that I'm doing fine with him?

Anyway hat other heroes are you guys currently having fun with? Lunara and Greymane look really fun to me, but I played with Lunara twice and got fucking wrecked.

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>>153118662
>Allods

>>153118662
Shit man I'm so ready for legion and the next two heroes in hots look like shit anyway.

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>WoW in 2016

>>153118662
>>153119762
Is Allods even good?

>>153079931
>Most of the minorities SJWs are "defending" probably don't give a crap about whatever the uproar is about.

I don't really give a shit one way or the other but this argument has always been hysterical one way or the other. "Whereas SJWs think black people care about racism I can tell you without a hint of a doubt that they actually don't!"

>>153119050
Will do!

>>153115638
Thanks, drawman. You are the kind of lifeblood we need for new content.

>>153122682
We've had like 3 total, and I don't know where they all went.

>>153115638
you're da real MVP

>>153119541
QM teammates just want to run around and fight each other. Takes me like 4 games before I get a team that remembers objectives exist and are what the game generally revolves around.

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>>153073451

>Not including frands in tier 1.

He doesn't know.

So for Gul'dan, what do most people take? I REALLY fucking love the 50% increased heal off of Drain Life on heroes, but Healthstone seems like it's okay too, just overall less healing.

>>153128758
the difference is that healthstone heals you when you actually need it

if you're low hp in a fight and you try to drain someone you will just die because you're standing still at low hp

what's the deal with QM constantly trying to create mirror matches

first time I've seen a malfurion in a billion years was when I queued "auto-select" and ended up playing malf against another malf on the enemy team

>QM
>rain of destruction, earthquake, hinterland blast, triple tap
>all on the same team

>>153131936
Earthquake has uses.

At least it wasn't YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

>QM
>Nova, Abathur, Zeratul, Auriel, Gul'Dan
vs
>Gul'Dan, Auriel, Zeratul, Nova, (You)

>>153134510
But... I AM Gul'dan.

>>153094024
>>153094238
>>153094439
>>153094882
B-but hots is a casual game!


But seriously though: I know that originally the game has no skill measurement rules for matchmaking, but didn't they change that before release? Did they revert it because the player base is too small or something?

>png

>>153128085
I do know I have a 70% win rate with bw . Lol I forgot to include her

>>153131936
Rain of destruction is good.

Me and my friends like to do Diablo apocalypse +Kerrigan +earthquake.

We' win every team fight we do that

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>>153136412

You sure are good at murder :D

>>153094024
How did this finish?

What is it about HotS that brings out the real mental deficiencies in people? I've seen people do dumb shit in other MOBAs, but nowher enear the frequency in which I see it in HotS, nor are the actions as illogical as in HotS. I don't get it.

>>153138660
t. bronze

>>153138660
hots players are dumber on average because hots is an easier game that caters more to casuals/tards

Underrated FUN heroes?

Brightwing for me.

>afk lane
>oh shit team is dying
>z+r
>enemy team stunlocked, your team is full health

>>153139547
>And unable to heal burst damage away, therefor, completely disregard all of the above.

>>153140070
see >>153138920