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>salt
>jetpacks
>ded
>Stellaris mods
>Pretend devs for nonexistent games
Previous thread: >>152975096
the new desu ex kinda sucks
whoa it died again...well its better than seeing one kaidan pic every 40 minutes:P
>>153042684
Low bar, but true.
>>153042665
Not mass effect
>>153048863
Sadly not
>>153038982
>died again
Goddamnit.
>>153052672
Again
Such a ded general. This is almost /dag/ levels of ded
>>153042665
>>153038982
top pic
I imagine Tali looks like ventress under the suit.
>>153058882
Is /dag/ gunning for The Witcher general? I was scrolling through /vag/ and saw they're now /wrpg/ as well.
>>153062516
They died 6 times in a row. They first tried to justify their existence by being Mass Effect and Dragon Age general, then they went for Bioware General, and now they're just going for Western RPG general
>>153063379
Shit, not even we've done that yet (I think?).
>>153064928
never did, never will
>>153038982
Interstellar navy reporting in
>>153065246
You sure?
http://lordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com/post/149547110188/blue-star-episode-1-the-job-naughtymachinima
Maybe this porn will keep this shit alive
fucking summer man, it's just too damn hot
>>153075112
that fucking mouth animations during talking, just kill me already
>The exoplanet Proxima Centauri b is discovered in the habitable zone around Proxima Centauri, the closest star to the Sun.
>>153075112
dat jack model tho
>>153080463
Just don't start yelling about how we discovered actual habitable planet around it WG
>>153080624
what? why would I do that?
>>153077598
>living in a meme hemisphere
>>153075112
nice, extra points for not being some futa shit
>>153081020
I really thought about moving to New Zealand
>>153068380
Sins ME Mod?
>>153075112
You just know OCD has been marathon masturbating on this thing since release
>>153083967
he probably comissioned it and invested a heavy load of money
what's a nu-prothean ?
>>153086337
A prothean with problem glasses and a hipster beard complaining about human privilege
>>153086337
the upcoming really-not-prothean-at-all race that left relics in the andromeda galaxy for the player to discover, raid and gather
>>153083820
Stellaris, and not one but couple of them.
>>153087006
This.
Proxima Centauri b is close enough to its star that it might be tidally locked. If the planet's orbital eccentricity is 0, this could result in synchronous rotation, with one blazing hot side permanently facing towards the star, while the opposite side is permanently dark and freezing cold.
>one blazing hot side permanently facing towards the star, while the opposite side is permanently dark and freezing cold.
Would you live on such planet, /meg/ ?
>>153087725
I doubt you'd be able to. But in the case that you don't just burn to a crisp then sure, with a proper airco-system and infrastructure
>>153087725
>>153088094
it is theorized that you can live at the terminator in perpetual twilight
>>153088882
>perpetual twilight
that would be depressing
>>153052672
What happened to Liara's lower body? It's supposed to just merge with the white space, but it's not totally correvt on the right side of her body.
>>153089405
it's not that much different to living in Finland I guess
>>153090125
Like he said; depressing.
>>153087725
I can't imagine how a local flora and fauna would even exist in such conditions
whatcha doing?
>>153089865
That's the thing you're taking issue with in those drawings? The fact that her lower body isn't finished?
Be glad that there's at least one part of her that wasn't drawn as being horribly disfigured.
>>153093378
Playingpokemon
>>153093378
Eating a bit, then I'm going to play some more ToR.
What about you?
>>153095114
sweating my ass off, thinking about taking another shower, reading stuff about Alpha and Proxima Centauri on the net
>>153095114
>play some more ToR
Tortanic? Really?
Also anyone played the new Master of Orion? Is it any good?
>>153095563
>Tortanic? Really?
I think it's fun.
>Also anyone played the new Master of Orion?
I haven't, sorry.
>>153095563
nope, haven't played it yet. looks all right though from what I've seen, but I'm waiting for a proper sale.
>>153100329
In other words we will not get anything on the surface of that new planet in our lifetime
>>153102121
maybe if we suddenly discover a ways of travelling faster than light. I'd I'd settle for a stargate, left by some extinct/ascended race.
>>153104112
Any day now, I'm sure
>>153104471
it's our destiny.
>>153104471
>>153105915
>not realising we are basically a space zoo for the aliens entertainment
>not realising we will never leave our empire of dirt
one can dream
At this rate we aren't going to make it to the space waifu age
>>153108147
>>153062516
We added /wrpg/ to attract new posters, we lost a bunch during a shitposting spree/banwave. Also because people were posting about KOTOR 2 and VTM in /dag/
Trust me, most /dag/nas don't want to merge with MEG
>>153108713
you niggers need to learn how to shitpost
>>153108147
It's pretty tragic that I can't even be sure anymore whether this is satire or serious. But after looking her up I see she also tweets at Trump to tell him he's a fucking cunt, so she was probably being serious there.
>>153110274
I hope with all my heart that Trump will become president just to see leftists and all the bunch go mad with rage and see their world burn
>>153111272
He doesn't have a chance though, but it would be really amusing.
>>153107805
I wish we had zoos that are as entertaining as Earth must be for aliens
https://my.mixtape.moe/uinedq.mp4
>>153117739
liara is not for lewd
>>153118125
Mate, that's pretty much the whole purpose of her existence.
>>153120398
maybe for depraved individuals such as yourself
>>153120690
To pretty much the whole galaxy, just like the whole Asari species
>>153121279
liara is like the exact opposite of asari stereotypes thoughit's nice when a waifu shitpost turns into something resembling lore discussion
>>153117739
looked seriously bad, but redeemed itself for having both tali and kelly photos on the table
wew, we gonna die again?
staying around
>>153129652
have a webm
>>153121676
>liara is like the exact opposite of asari stereotypes though
She's just playing pretend, secretly she's lusting for all kinds of lewd things. You just don't see it in the game.
>>153132293
i will break your fucking nose kid
take the goddamn webm right now
>>153132353
>i will break your fucking nose kid
we all know you're just sitting there, doing nothing, while I still keep my gif instead of your webm for no logical reason at all.
>>153133713
i'm sitting outside of your house right now waiting for the perfect moment to strike
i might even break in and eat your cereal
>>153133790
guys please stop, take some y'all need lewds
Are we dead yet?
Does Samara have the best tits?I kinda want her to step on me now.
>>153137627
Very nearly.
>tfw the new one will probably be free roam, losing the in-depth story and characters
>>153133790
1. I don't go outside
2. I don't eat cereal
what now, tough guy?
>>153150862
>tfw seriously read "free foam" first
>going outside
>die by being mercyless bombarded with high-energy photons
>>153139303
I wouldn't say best, but they're certainly magnificent.
>>153139303
damn
http://orig08.deviantart.net/ab89/f/2016/241/b/8/darth_talon_and_liara_t_soni_by_rage1338-dafp9rk.jpg
>>153157517
I like Darth Talon, but she looks really plastic there.
>>153157517
>Darth Talon and Liara T'Soni
I hate crossovers
Cozy alien hotels?
>>153162514
I never played the Citadel DLC, I only watched the party and the dates on Youtube, but I was disappointed at the date with Ashley.
Miranda dresses up for some time at the luxury casino, Liara, Tali and Kaidan all do nice stuff at the apartment (the singing is pure shit, but still), Garrus gets a dance, etc.
Ashley... drinks. I think they went a bit far with her being 'one of the bros'.
>>153163172
I wasn't much of a fan of the Star Wars aspect to it either.
>>153165360
A bit of a heavy-handed reference.
liara is very cute imo and i want to hug her
>>153163091
Cozy, alienlovehotels?
>>153163091
>>153167886
German concierges and night portiers efficiently robbing you of all the fun?
>>153168040
No,asari concierges efficiently involving themselves in the fun.
Installing and playing Mass Effect for the first time. What should I expect?
>>153169927
Mass Effect fields
>>153163172
Just like how she is in the base game, in other words.
>>153169927
Incomprehension at what the big deal is/was.
>>153170896
The problem with changing writers, I suppose.
>>153169062
oh baby
>>153169062
What kind of asari concierges?
>http://venomous-sausage.tumblr.com/image/149522159567
>http://venomous-sausage.tumblr.com/image/149527090112
>>153176061
faggot
It's way too easy to trigger the autist, bit boring really
I'd love to see the squadmates in casual clothing. Not just a different kind of Cerberus/Alliance/whatever outfit, but a real, regular outfit you'd wear when out on the Citadel.
>>153178424
but would it be contemporary style clothes or future clothes? I liked how they basically had contemporary clothes in Battlestar Galactica
>>153176061
Several of that kind, and several which have trained themselves to keep an internal MT when they wish
>>153178395
the soluton to your problem lies right in front of you.
But maybe thats not your main problem giving the fact that you post these links, showing a male human get ejaculated on by an Asari with an added giant cock, every thread.
>>153180898
>and several which have trained themselves to keep an internal MT when they wish
that requires a lot of training, discipline and determination
>>153182730but well worth it.
>>153083967
>>153084445
Not gonna lie.
So what's the deal with ME:A? Is it looking good so far? Any details released in the past few months?
>>153181891
And yet those pictures are clearly more appreciated than your entire existence, but for some reason you haven't made an end to yourself either.
>>153095563
Critics mostly say that MoO is good, so far. I'm gonna wait a little longer before I give my verdict.
>>153096142
>I think it's fun.
You "think" is right. 'Cause it really ain't. I can attest to it.
>>153184418
Not since the last video game conference where they showed stuff. What was that, last E3?
>>153184768
Opinions, OCD.
>>153184562
>getting this buttflustered
I see I hit a nervefaggot
>>153139303
Yes.I want to see Samara befriend Jack, like the psychotic, murderous daughter she couldn't saveAnd then engage in warped, incestuous, domineering sex
Is that so wrong?
>>153184407
so you did invest money?
>>153152403
Guess I'm not the only one, then.
>>153162514
Is that supposed to be Traynor in the back?
>>153185749
Of course not.
>>153185619
>incestuous
>>153184768
>You "think" is right. 'Cause it really ain't. I can attest to it.
Eh, if you treat it as just as single player game than some of the main stories are pretty fun. Not Kotor2 levels or anything, but still.
>>153185108
>Calling that buttflustered
You really do have autism, don't you?
>>153186326
Well, pseudo-incestious, since they aren't really mother and daughter. And fuck auto correct.
>>153187096
>You really do have autism, don't you?
you are one of the slow sorts, huh?
>>153187120
I wouldnt mind some Miranda/Oriana action tbqh.
>>153187096
>some of the main stories are pretty fun
Didn't come across any of them, but I believe you. It's a shame you have to go through so many "go here, kill x number of mobs" quests to get to something remotely interesting, though.
>>153187619
Depends on your class, Imperial Agent is quite good for instance even though it still remains an MMO including shitty MMO quests.
But then again, DA Inquisition had the same without being an mmo.
>playing Dragon Age
>ever
>>153192974
Origins is a great game
>>153194952
this
>>153194952
there are hundreds of other fantasy games out there, why should I play only 1 game of a triology if there are so many other alternatives. Mass Effect on the other hand is the only space opera not set in the Star Wars universe.
>>153197698
>only 1 game of a triology
Origins is stand-alone. It even has its own epilogue which gets totally ignored in the sequels, just like a lot of other things.
And the reason why you should play it is because it's a good game, and one of the few good modern western fantasy rpgs. That doesn't mean that it should stop you from playing other good fantasy rpgs, you can play multiple games...
>>153198851
>you can play multiple games...
lies!
>>153198851
dude, I basically cant even find time to play Mass Effect, have tospent my time gaming wisely.
>>153198851
but thanks for the info, maybe Ill look into it, IF I find time
/dag/ is gone
>>153202873
well we've been gone quite often as well recently
>>153203924
permanently
>>153203995
well it's western RPG general now it seems
>>153205653
Guess we should be sci-fi games general or something then!
Going to bed. Goodnight, MEG!
>>153207552
rather not
>Liara/Javik pairing
this shit is so disgusting
have people that like this even played the game
>>153210606
tastes differ
>>153213051
sure, but they aren't at all compatible.
Ded. We're the new /dag/.
>>153217252
no no, we aren't /dag/
>>153217686
I just checked the thread subject
It seems you're correct!
>>153218441
Almost as dead though
it was perfectgoodbye
>>153223563
Good morning, meg.
i'm playing though 3 again, and jesus christ why i didn't save kaidan, also morning /meg/ :3
What the fuck were they thinking with Kai Leng?
>>153229836
>thinking
thats your problem
Femshep always fuckable
>>153230059
only Me3 shep
Any Samara x Femshepporn?
>>153075112
Why is the camera moving from side to side like its on a boat in rough sea's? Its literally the one thing that triggers the fuck out of me about sfm stuff.
Ashley is a slut
>>153236923
Looks like a man too
>>153237235
Are we playing the same game?
>wake up
>find that Razor's Edge had updated a few days ago and I didn't see it yet
>read author's notes, told there will be another chapter
>current chapter itself contains qt fluff
>also find out that the whole ME trilogy is available for 10 bucks used at the nearby store and know someone who still hasn't played it
>also find out that my only class for today is canceled
My day's off to a good start, how are you /meg/?
>>153238029
How did Razor's Edge end? Stopped reading when they were trying to move Omega through the Omega 4 Relay.
>>153229836
>cerberus thanks you for all your hard work :^)
>>153229836
That implies they were thinking.
he's a big guy
>>153238205
The ME2 portion just ended with the standard suicide mission + more Tali/Shep fluff. Then LOTSB. The ME3 portion went a lot more into outright "rewrite the game" territory.
It's still going and apparently has two chapters left to go. One to finish the story, and an epilogue.
>>153240973
I've read the ME2 story, was just interested in how the author went about rewriting it after Rannoch.
>dag is dead
>official forums are dead
Oh geez
>>153246608
if ME:A won't be a financial success, bioware will soon follow.and good riddance
>>153247426
BW is merely a shell of what it once was. EA has ruined it like so many others.
>>153248938
>all those eyebrows and eyelashes
>>153178424
Shepard wearing armor on the Citadel is as casual as she can get since she is liable to get shot at.
>>153249696
>she
>>153249696
she is cute
>>153247426
>if ME:A won't be a financial success
It will be, don't worry
Would you're waifu hug you when you're feeling sad?
>>153255727
no, not in the open, just in private.
She acts tought and distant but if you know her she lets her shell down and is the most loving and kind person which would do everthing for you and is loyal until death. So basically the only one she opens up to would be me, same the other way around.tfw no Femshep waifu
>>153229836
They wanted Shepard to have a rival, but he ended up being retarded.
>>153256942
was Kai Leng actually autistic? he acts like a edgy fuck that you would find posting on /b/ or /pol/
>>153257093
So, retarded.
>>153257173
what is this sentence? I cant even.. why is there a comma...what do you want to say?
>>153256942
>>153257376
It must be awful to have autism
>>153257449
I don't even know who's more autistic, writer who came up with Kai Leng or author of this comic.
>>153257574
your sentence just makes absolutely no sense, go back to school and do your homework underage b8.
>>153257093
Bioware may have figured their audience was primarily teenage boys, so a character like Leng would appeal to them, that whole 'we want the CoD audience' attitude that transmuted Marcus Fenix into James Vega.
>>153257671
I wasn't even the one who posted the sentence you autist. It's just abundantly clear what the sentence means for anyone who isn't retarded. You're like an irl Kai Leng.
oh cool sup yall
im currently playing me3 in a full run through. i've had a blast playing this over the last month. what a great series!
going paragon adept femshep. romancing liara but gonna get my freak on with chobot.
>>153257775
>So, retarded.
>So,
>,
I knew what he wanted to bring across but this shit is just indefensible. you dont put a comma there, it fucks the whole meaning of the post. also the period on the end doesnt make sense because it is not a whole sentence.
write something like "so retarded..." so people actually get that you are insulting them and not some analphabetical amoeba.
>>153257990
Fucking hell, this autism.
>>153257990
>I knew what he wanted to bring across
Seeing the rest of your post i don't think so
>>153257791
is this bait?
>>153257990
>so people actually get that you are insulting them
He wasn't. You're too dumb to even get a simple sentence and then make a whole autistic rant about it. Jesus Christ mate.
>>153258116
dont overuse that word, it just loses its meaning and significance. It has nothing to do with autism. the other fuck is just incapable to form a coherent sentence. maybe I educated him and he got smarter in the process.
>>153258289
I am bored...
>>153258375
>it just loses its meaning and significance
It lost it's meaning a long time ago
>>153258375
>dont overuse that word, it just loses its meaning and significance
In your case it clearly is autism. He was perfectly capable of forming a coherent sentence, you're just incapable or understanding it.
What he's saying is "So in other words he's retarded" about Kai leng. Which the comma in "So, retarded." makes perfectly clear seeing as without the comma the sentence would have been an insult towards the post he replied to.
In other words, you're the one who got educated. Something you clearly need seeing as you're the one who never uses proper capitalisation, yet in all your autistic hypocrisy feel the need to try and correct others on their sentences.
>>153259082
>I'm not retarded im just trolling
Go eat bag of dicks kiddo
>>153259178
why so mad bro xD
>>153257990
yes, it's correct.
>>153260529
>sole quarian in mass effect
did they even played their game?
>>153260718
did you meet any other quarians in ME1?
>>153260718
This book is just for the first game m80.
>>153239536
>Chong Qing
That always makes me laugh. Way cooler name than Kai Leng.
>tfw no real Chinaman in the games
>>153249696
Nah, he wears regular clothing in ME3.
>>153261431
>he
lol
>>153257990
But it's not an insult in that way. They're saying
So (,=pause) (in other words) retarded?
>>153258726
interesting point, but I dont see how any stroywriter would have to top Saren and go for a Kai Leng character. He was talentless or EA didnt give more time/money for a fleshed out character. All in all the conversations, texts and background info is more watered down and has less content and feels very shallow compared to ME1.
how could everything go so wrong
>>153258726
>>153259416
>>153261604
YES I got it, I didnt get the meaning, we can drop it now. english not main language and all this shit.
>>153261738
Mine too bro and i wrote that :^)
>>153261607
I genuinely think that they came up with Leng when the entire story line was written down, he just sticks out so much
>>153261738
Don't try and correct others then. You're just making even more of a fool out of yourself, if that was at all possible
>>153261903
I dont really care what you think about me, I mainly post for the lulz and I had an audible chuckle at the replies.
>>153262957
OUR BIGGEST HAUL YET
>>153261738
it's funny how you tried to correct someone then
>>153263512
yes, thats the whole joke, that I, who absolutely gives no shit for grammar, tense, punctuation, capitalisation and any of that crap, have the audacity to correct someone. really makes you think
but why
>>153266726
I'm still amazed how she infiltrated the base on mars and fucking worked there, wouldn't any ancient x-ray show she's a fucking robot ?
>>153266726
>you'll never nestle your face between quebecfu's nerfect buttcheeks.
>>153269556
I never got why she is Quebecfu. Is her facemodel Canadian?
>>153271038
No one knows who the face model is if there is one, it was decided she looks french canadian though.
>>153271038
>BioWare is a video game developer located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
Seems like a faint possibility.
>>153271851
as far as I remember that was the reason
>>153271868
edmonton is in alberta though, not quebec.
>>153272206
Norgeboy didn't specify Quebec, just Canada, he could've meant Nunavut for all we know.
>>153271851
>it was decided she looks french canadian
By whose standard's?
>>153272660
Anon's? or maybe Dr. Professor PhD, I don't remember.
>>153272945
I've never seen a French Canadian, but I doubt there's a distinctive look to them, that defines them all.
>>153273805
>>153273954
>>153273805
It's more the smell that gives them away really.
>>153278123
>raised
more like "raped since she was a toddler"
>>153278123
>omni-icepick
NO.
>>153278505
YES
>>153273954
I'm just saying, jumping to conclusions.
Also, I really hate the term Quebecfu.
>>153274576
That it does.
>>153038982
Greetings from /mbg/. How are you cunts still alive?
>>153280029
Hello. I don't know /mbg what is.
>>153280029
A cocktail of autism and RAEG, although that's mostly faded at this point.
>>153280029
We've got the best lewds and waifus since Overwatch. You should all hop in from time to time.
Good night, /meg/.
>>153285865
'Night, anon. Thanks for the art.
>>153285865
good night, I'll continue with something similar
>>153285865
Good night artbook anon.
>>153241684
>>153241684
Shepard sent Miranda and a bunch of other B-list squadmates to do the Omega mission in his place, Garrus and Kasumi got together, Leng turned into an unrecognizable Reaper creature for the final battle, Sanctuary mission is replaced in function by Leviathan (so they never go to Horizon), Shepard still converses with the now less hostile Saren ghost/cyborg memory remnant/hallucination in his dreams, and some other stuff I'm probably forgetting.
>>1532405484UUUuUuuUuUuUuUuuUuUuUIuuUuuuUuU
>>153280029
new game coming up, same as for you. are you atleast more positive about your next installement? how is the mood about M&B2? seriously considering looking into that one
>>153285865
>>153298769
didn't you say good night earlier or is it 2 people now posting the art?
>>153302095
I'm not him
>>153302095
>he doesnt have the Mass Effect Collection
why are you even in this general, anyone should be able to continue the picturedump.
>>153303290
this makes no sense at all again. autist pls
>>153303860
I am tired, I cant do good shitposts today. Sorry, I will try again tomorrow.
>>153312465
>so many designs
>hardly any of them used
lazy EA cunts
>>153257093
>was Kai Leng actually autistic
No, but I am willing to bet anything the person that wrote him has several katana's, posts on /a/ and is an all around weeb
>>153291708
How did Thessia go down?
>>153314605
>I am willing to bet anything the person that wrote him has several katana's, posts on /a/ and is an all around weeb
Not even /a/ is this bad though. Not even close to it. /a/ and most weebs only make fun of that stereotype, which was Kai Leng's problem; the fact that the character took himself way too seriously and the people around him never called him out on his obvious bullshit.
It feels more like he's written by some normie-weeb who only watches Naruto or something and who thinks that's what kids like these days.
>>153314605
>>153317320
someone linked this a few months ago
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=31743
pretty much deconstructs kai leng and aria as what they are, self-insert characters that do nothing but steal the show from the main character
>>153318626
I don't mind Aria and TIM nearly as much. Sure, they're way too competent but they fit the setting of your cliche space opera story. TIM as the literal mysterious smoking man and Aria as the Madame/Crime boss.
Kai Leng was just completely out of place, no matter how you look at it. He's a literal space-ninja, it's just pure nonsense. The fact that he got all his background established outside of the fucking games made it even worse.
>>153321025
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
>>153321435
Exactly. This is high school fanfiction tier writing.
>>153322541
Isn't that the point though? That he's a loser who's so caught up in himself and is nothing more than a distraction from the main threat?
>>153323004
If only. In-universe he's supposed to be this really great and fearsome assassin. Even Anderson warns you about him when his name is mentioned, saying how much of a badass he is and all that stuff.
>>153323571
Leng should have tied in with Shepard's past actions on Akuze, Torfan or Elysium.
-For Akuze Leng blames Shepard for getting some close to him killed like his wife, girlfriend, brother/sister
-For Torfan it can be the same thing when its stated in the first minute of the game that Shepard got most of his unit killed there. So again Leng could be mega pissed for that
-For Elysium again Leng could be mega pissed at Shepard for managing to save the colony but someone close to him was lost, or he could have been a member of Shepard's unit that lived but didn't receive any recognition for their contribution in stopping the raid.
>>153324726
Would have still been a retarded and out of place ninja though. But at least he'd have some actual motivation I guess
http://orig08.deviantart.net/4d0d/f/2016/242/1/8/liara_by_eromaxi-dafve2h.jpg
>>153329176
Nice. I like her nipple ring.
Back in ~11 hrs.
Am I the only one hoping that Andromeda gets cancelled and Bioware is shut down.
>>153331012
As long as the multiplayer comes out first, sure
>>153331012
I just want to learn fucking anything about Andromeda. This long silence is making me nervous.
>>153331958
It certainly isn't building up any confidence.
>>153332391
Except in Bioware's ability to keep a game in production and maintain secrecy. I would give anything for ME2 and DA2 to have had such an unhurried development.
>pathetic autist
>kills Thane, Miranda, several soldiers, and the new Executor
What does that say about them?
>>153340393
>Kills miranda
you funny guy
>>153038982
>stellaris mods
i didn't even catch that, good morning /meg/
>>153340393
>kills Thane
Big accomplishment, that.
>>153335346
>those obvious nigger features
jesus thats ugly
>>153340867
Wouldn't be so bad if the lips were no so obviously niggerish.
At her peak, how many dicks a day does Jack take.
>>153344064
atleast 10
>>153340803
and to think that not so long ago we had a massive rebellion
>>153344064
Including both prisoners and guards, how many in the largest prison that held her?
Hi!!!
>>153348057
Good morning, anon.
>>153348057
what's up?
>>153340859
Thane never met Javik, but they were both trolls.
Maybe it's the species' morphology.
>>153329176
>nipplering
into the trash
they let /wrpg/ die and went back to /dag/
>>153340393
t. Kei Leung
>>153340393
>and the new Executor
what
>>153351508
that guy which salarian councilor was visiting
>>153351682
oh, him
>>153349864
Javik's troll abilities are thousands of years more advanced than those of anyone else in Shepard's time.
>>153350129
They were just spamming their husbando DA shit in /wrpg/ anyway
what would /meg/ do to her?
If they licensed a Mass Effect RTS, which company would you want to see develop it.
Would you like to see a Space+Land type of combat like in SW:EaW?
>>153356090
Paradox. Only grand strategy.
>>153356090
relic for a Company of Heroes styled RTS, with Mako, Spec OPs Squads, some basic basis building and most of all the cover mechanics etc.
Also this >>153356764
>>153356927
I was thinking Space & Land so we can have a Sins game for Space and a CoH/DoW game for land.
Maybe with Stellaris tech & explorations systems.
Speaking of Stellaris, just uplifted some fuckers that can't even name them self properly
Asari are literally getting buttfucked by Space Bears
>>153357749
>Not creating or dling custom races and locking them at start
That said it is funny to find pacifist spiritualist krogan or militarist xenophobe asari
>>153358191
>Not creating or dling custom races and locking them at start
I'm too lazy just downloaded bunch of custom races etc
>That said it is funny to find pacifist spiritualist krogan or militarist xenophobe asari
I have drells as a fallen empire, talk about funny.
Pic is heresy
>>153358407
>That pic
Wat, hahahaha
I just downloaded the races/civs then clicked to edit, and set as always spawning, then limited the race amount.
>>153358628
That happens when you go to bed with xenos, i might try it on my next campaign seeing as this is reaching doom point.
>>153358881
How far in are you?
Only thing that pisses me off about Stellaris is how easy and bland it gets after a certain point.
>>153359051
Almost 360 years in.
Pretty much, and events stop popping up fairly quickly, and those quest chains are most interesting parts of the game.
>>153359324
They'll probably add more content with a fuckton of (paid) DLC.
>>153355391
Untie her and set her free. Might be fun to fuck her for that few minutes, but I really wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of her revenge.
>>153359971
>Paid
Meh don't care, i pirated it
>>153356090
I'd want it to be something like Rome Total War, or Medieval Total War, with planets taking the place of cities and being able to have massive fleet battles like what was introduced later in the Total War series. Would require tons of memory but I'd think each planet could have 2 or 3 generic maps that get cycled each time you try to attack/defend.
>>153360112
Do you think anyone actually buys full game+dlc?
Okay I do, but I don't really care about money. Most people just don't have or don't want to spent cash on all that crap, even among paying customers. I know a lot who buy base game and pirate the rest.
I did that for all ME games.
>>153360453
If there would be some kind of GOTY or Trilogy Completed pack with all DLCs i would buy it sure, theres hope that remasters will be good.
>>153360602
wow, the remastered edition is basically the same shit but better graphics/textures and the cut conversations included. All which I already have thanks to mods.
EA really knows how to get the sheep to pay, fucking console morons.
>>153360942
>Only updated textures and cut shit
They wouldn't be so cheap to do this anon, wouldnt they?
>>153360602
In like 15 years when they run out of ideas they'll remake the games.
>>153361380
Dunno, i heard that they are "actively looking into it"
>>153361458
Into remasters, not a remake.
If they actually make a good remaster that fixes the bugs they left over, improves models, textures, ambience and gameplay and adds content? Then I'll be surprised.
>>153361710
I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled off activision and bundle remaster with most expensive version of Andromeda, they said they want to be like their partners.
>>153362031
>>153362031
As a business play it actually makes sense. And if the remasters are actually worthwhile then it might even be a good deal?
But knowing them... Bah.
>>153362984
I would buy it, i'm still interested in the editions that they're gonna have seeing as Andromeda will probably have Denuvo
>>153355391
>>153360104
just kill her
>inb4 "edgy"
>inb4 autism fit
>>153363625
Would the Reapers already be taken care of?
>>153363858
who cares about the reapers?
>>153367981
People who don't want to be killed by the Reapers.
>>153367981
I really enjoy being alive, so I'd like to know if I'm going to be killing the one person in the galaxy that can save us, or if she's already saved us.
Jesus.
How is it possible that you are still alive
>>153340393
That he was some retarded writer's favoured child and had to make him the awesome space ninja assassin, for some reason. The entire reason of Kai Leng's existence is retarded.
>>153344064
Do you think she'd stop or limit herself to just dicks?
>>153361059
Of course they are.
>>153362031
Bundle it with Andromeda? And skip on all that profit for selling it separately? Are we talking about the same EA here?
>>153369237
Mother Fucker.
>>153369237
none of your damn business, but we died occasionally in between
>>153355391
I would offer myself as an assignment reward for her cabin, as I untie her.
Don't die... yet, maggots
>>153373512
those fucking hips, just hnnnng
>>153373512
Are you ready for your foreign organic material immunization shots Tali?
>>153373512
gross. remove immediately!
>>153373778
>>153374202
I ain't even mad i have never seen her body naked ( also face sucks, hope it's not canon for femquars )
>>153374351
Nah
>>153377430
post more lewd tali
>>153377765
There is no such thing as 'lewd' Tali.
There is only 'playfully cute' Tali.
>>153378740
i bet she likes anal
>>153378862
He's right, though.
Tali can't be lewd because she can't take off her suit.
Lots of frustrating dry humps and cheating on her with every other female squadmate is the most Shepard can ever get from a relationship with Tali.
>>153379142
I wouldn't be surprised if Tali asked Legion to create for them quiet place in some geth server so they can fuck in VR
>>153378740
>There is no such thing as 'lewd' Tali.
>There is only 'playfully cute' Tali.
Flirtatious and confident ME3 vixen Tali is the best Tali.
>>153382805
Jesus Christ
>>153355391
keep her hostage and feed her eggs until she develops stockholm-syndom and is my sexslave.
>>153355391
>implying that someone strong enough to heft 3-ton metal plates and beat up krogan wouldn't be able to snap rope
>>153382805
thats just digusting, who wrote this shit
thank god I never romanced that gypsie, she is just too cheesy and everything involving her is pure cringe. some people do have a shit taste, holy shit
>>153380712
Well ok, i can agree.
Back btw, fgts
>>153383634
its mass effect field rope genius
Tali is the biggest slut of all. Has a vibrator going on in her suit at all times and just acts like some innocent little girl while in reality she's just a huge trollop
>>153384241
>implying not every female squadmember, femshep and steve own a dildo/vibrator
What does each one use to satisfy themselves?
>>153384662
Miranda, Femshep and the Asari use a fleshlight, mate. Steve does indeed use a dildo
>>153383740
>>153383178
>>153382805
Now this:
>>153374202
Makes sense. Finally a medical justification for creampies
>>153383740
>>153384241
>>153384823
>Miranda, Femshep and the Asari use a fleshlight, mate.
sounds reasonable, but why not just use their squadmates?
>>153383776
post more qt tali stuff.
>>153387571
>implying that the squaddies would survive being stabbed by Liara's massive MT
>Colonists on Tyvos detonated nuclear bombs in their cities when Reapers invaded
Absolute madmen
>Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
>So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
>-KL
Reminder that this was actually in a triple A game.
>>153384823
>faggot headcanon
the worst
>>153390862
STOP IT, I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THIS
>>153390306
>>153390903
Official canon lore
>>153391761
(You)
>>153390862
This is stupid as fuck , but would almost be tolerable if he'd put up a difficult fight rathter than running like a little bitch during cutscenes.
>>153393438
>COVER ME WHILE I "RE-CHARGE"
>>153393598
>You're slow, Shepard!
>THAT WAS FOR THANE, YOU SON OF A BITCH
it just sounds so sexy when femshep is angry
>>153399056
that line was so bad, regardless if spoken by real shep or femshep
>>153399675
I never said the line was good, quite in the contrary.
Since the interaction with Shepard is the only way to build character for KL, Shepard only brings dul lines to make KL look cooler and edgier. The whole concept was thought out by an absolute degenerate neckbeard faggot who had no idea what he was doing. I guess EA had to save money for writer so they could have a big marketing Campaign.
Any faggot that ever gives one more cent to EA needs to hang at the day of the rope. Thank god for internet records.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/cyberpunk-2077-may-feature-drivingflying-vehicles/1100-6443141/
So do you think driving the Mako around on an unexplored planet will be as comfy as potentially driving a motor around in a cyberpunk city?
>>153402891
If done right, yes. It could be comfy as fuck.
>>153402891
>driving a motor around in a cyberpunk city?
There aren't many things that could be as comfy as that, and Bioware doesn't have a good track record when it comes to vehicles and stuff in their games. The Mako in ME1 was shit and the mounts in Inquisition were possibly even worse. It really just depends on how they design their planets and environments though, that's pretty much the decisive factor when it comes to being comfy or not.
>>153402891
It'll be comfier because muh atmosphere and skyboxes.
>driving a motor around in a cyberpunk city?
Immediately thought of Arkham Knight, despite never playing it. And cyberpunk is pretty much the opposite of comfy.
>>153404874
>Arkham Knight
I hope it's absolutely nothing like that. That game and its batmobile were terrible.
>>153404874
>And cyberpunk is pretty much the opposite of comfy
That's just personal taste really. Dark neon-lit rainy streets can be pretty comfy. The recent VA-11 HALL-A was all about that for instance.
nigger shepard getting all dat booty?
best bros with jacob?
>>153410607
gtfo
>>153410607
He wouldn't even get the job done, they're all useless. Would probably just wait on his gibmedat whole raping white girls
>>153417163
probably just became N7 and then spectre from affirmative action
>>153410607
Yup. Getting all up in the white booty, and stealing all the blue women from the white cucks.
>>153390157
>>153419062
>>153422305
ME2 was not very good with characters desu. ME3 was much better because the characters have more than four conversations each and actually interact with each other and Shepard to a significant degree. They don't just sit in one spot on the ship for the entire game, say the bare minimum of dialogue on missions, and not acknowledge each others' existence (outside of the Legion/Tali and Miranda/Jack confrontations).
ME3 also actually gives the characters dialogue in the DLC missions. Plus they cut the deadweight to give more focus to the ones who actually mattered. Exactly no one misses Zaeed, Kasumi, Jacob, Samara, or Grunt, and Thane, Legion, and Mordin were all properly sent off. I may be in a minority here, but I didn't miss Miranda or Jack either.
ME1's characters were just bland. The best that can be said is that they actually interacted with each other and all the squaddies were at least likable even when they were bland. Everyone was a walking exposition dump except Saren.
>>153422305
The story in ME2 was better than the shitshow that is ME3, even though it's not an important story in the trilogy. Other than that it's spot-on.
>>153423881
>Exactly no one misses Zaeed, Kasumi, Jacob, Samara, or Grunt
M8 I'll fite you. Samara and Grunt were sorely missed.
Also don't understand how you can even say ME3 has the better characters when they come with Kai Leng, Starchild and batshit insane TIM. Also most established characters just being way out of character like Jack the teacher, Jacob the cheater and Shepard the crybaby.
>>153425627
>Jacob the cheater
This will never stop amusing me. The only black companion cheats on you and gets another woman pregnant after you two can't be together for a few months at most. And this is after his father drugged and enslaved a whole group of women to make his own harem.
Just hilarious.
Back at ~4 PM UTC.
Going to bed, MEG. Sleep well!
>>153429618
Bioware isn't very self-aware.
>>153431438
>>153429618
Bioware probably just assumed no one would actually pick Jacob.
>>153423881
ME3 had one of the most nonsensical plots and the most handwaving resolutions to "important choices" in the entire franchise. It had more character dialogue, that was also more inconsistent to the characters personalities, in order to be more PC and suit Bioware's agenda.
So you can like it for the reasons you said, but it doesn't make you right.
Are you all excited for Cerberus returning in ME:A? Eh? Sounds great, right? Maybe TIM left in the milky way is a Reaper clone and the real one is on board the Ark, leading "youmanity" to an unprecedented human supremacist war against technologically underdeveloped alien races?
>>153356090
Space+Land combat like EaW.
Without the land combat.
>>153436364
can't wait for it, so excited. well, not, but we all know it's going to happen because Mac has his claws in this game
>>153436364
Stop spreading lies, also good morning /meg/
>>153440968
Good morning
>>153440968
It's not lies, anon. It's in the leak.
Need more lewd Miranda
>>153440968
it won't happen like this but you can be sure as hell cerberus will again play an unwarranted big role. it's be even worse if there is nothing pointing towards them at all but then suddenly halfway through the story it is revealed to you that cerberus is behind everything happening.
>>153443593
What happens if the PC is Cerberus's agent.
>>153443695
Sleeper agent, and it plays out just like in the first Black ops.
>>153443837
Would be nice if we actually got a chance to do something like that and our actions determine what Cerberus in Andromeda turns out to be.
>>153443934
>let our actions determine
this is mass effect brother
>tfw you won't date cute animation artist from BW
why even live /meg/?
>>153443934
>getting railroaded into another terrible cerberus plot story
come on now, why would you want that at all?
>>153443934
that would mean >MORE SPACE NINJAS
no thank you
>>153445380
"she" probably has an adam's apple
>>153445380
>your standards will never be this low
>>153445380
>Bioware animations
>Done by a woman
It all makes sense now.
>>153445468
Because that was predicted here on /meg/ two years ago, so it'd both validate that guess as well as give a lot of anons who've already decided they're going to hate Andromeda a ready-made justification.
>>153445802
she's just posing for the picture, bioware have been reusing their old animations for years
>>153445380
>ywn make her choke on your dick until she agrees to tell you what is going to happen in Andromeda
>>153445927
yes but why would you WANT that?
>>153446923
I bet he actually liked Kai Leng
Fucking space bears hijacked Systems Alliance
>>153422305
>Mass Effect 2 ending above 1
trash
>>153448346
>bears
they look like badgers or something
>>153448556
>Having Harbinger talk mad shit to you as you're running for your life
Best ending in the series
>>153448715
They look fucking autistic
>>153449008
wow, Harbinger saying "this hurts you" while I shoot up a silly human larva really is the best ending. No, it is just unsatisfying and silly.
ME1 ending was way cooler, with you going to Ilos, talking to Vigil, then using the conduit to crash on the presidium. Fight your way on the surface of the citadel until you reach the council chambers and confront Saren. Then you have the cinematics of the fleets battling outside until you eventually destroy Sovereign and nearly die by being it by a leg of it only to come up from the rubble and seeing Liaras face lit up as you do so beats everything about ME2. goosebumps pure.
even in the ME3 ending I feel myself more invested than in ME2.
ME2 ending never felt like anything is at stake somehow. the collectors never really painted the picture as a boogeyman.
>>153449008
ME2 ending was just a setup for 3, nothing exacting.
>>153450202
Yea, but the ending of ME2 leaves with feeling pumped up and ready for 3. 3 just shits on everything that was built up.
>>153450942
>ME2 leaves with feeling pumped up and ready for 3
oh EA plays the sheep so well it is unbelievable. An ending should leave you content and satisfyed, not wanting for more.
you kill the collector base just to see the Reaper fleet arrive 5 minutes later. what a fucking waste of time it was to get to the center of the galaxy whenyou shouldve prepared for the reapers.
>>153451224
Well I'm sorry I don't spend my entire time after 1 hating on everything. 2 had its problems but I still enjoyed it.
>>153451615
yes good for you, but you have very low standards if you see a cliffhanger ending as the best one. just saying.
>>153451806
Can't really have any standards when you play an EA game.
>>153451806
A cliffhanger ending is exactly what the middle entry in a trilogy should have, to build anticipation and set up the conclusion. The problem is that none of ME2 really sets the stage for ME3, beyond suddenly saying the Reapers are coming after ignoring them for the entirety of the game, and possibly the genophage. A proper cliffhanger would've been an improvement, but instead 3 is as nearly disconnected from 2 as 2 is from 1.
>>153452210
its a shitty cliffhanger. you destroy the collectors just to get shown that is was all for nothing a few seconds later in the sequence where the reapers approach the galaxy. dont you dare to defend the ME2 ending as anything other than a clusterfuck. I bet TIM was all along indoctrinated and his task was to waste your fucking time chasing these bugfuckers instead of the real thread.
they tried to fix their mistake with the Arrival but fucked themselves even more in a corner. fucking kike storywriters cant do anything right if they dont steal it from more talented people.
>>153452741
Lewd Traynor is best Traynor.
>>153452741
why is there a turd floating in the whirlpool?
>>153452947
She's not shit just because she's lesbian, anon.
>>153453042
she is shit because she is a forced lesbian shitskin character that is just annoying and I cant even kick her off the ship. god I hate her so much in the Citadel dlc fucking entitled poo in loo.
>>153452781
I always felt bad that I couldn't buy her another fancy toothbrush.
>4 days
>half of the posts are pointless bumping
Why haven't you moved on to a series with better waifus yet?
>>153453932
Eat shit.
>>153454051
Please be polite
>>153454113
No.
>>153453932
Any particular series you had in mind, anon?
>>153454051
>can't even give a coherent answer
Are you that afraid of leaving your comfort zone?
>>153453932
Since when people can play more then one game?
>>153454402
Not falling for this veiled attempt by /dag/ to try and siphon posters away so they don't look so pitiful.
>>153453932
I already have, thats why I post in /meg/. now back to your containment zone.
>>153453932
Is the combat not garbage in Witcher 2? The first one was torturous for the 2-3 hours I could endure it.
Where did eddrf go?
>>153454538
>he spends his entire day lurking in a dead thread, obsessively thinking about another dead thread
Really quite pathetic.
>>153454718
It gets much more fluid in Witcher 3, and that's the game everyone loves.
>>153455371
Go shitpost somewhere else, we have enough autistis here
>>153455574
You killed the thread.
>>153455371
>>153454402
>>153453932
Triss > Yen
>>153454718
Combat in Witcher 2 and 3 is totally different from Witcher 1. Still wouldn't call it fantastic, but you don't really play rpgs for the combat anyway.
>>153453042
>>153453629
xD my toothbrush of Doom! *holds up spork*
>>153461102
>xD
Jesus
>>153449430
the scene with you hitting the presidium in the mako was actually damn cool
>>153453932
picture unrelated, right?
>>153461102
Triss reminds me of a certain swampbeast too much.
>>153462150
ayy ya cheeky cunt
http://blog.bioware.com/2016/08/30/pax-west-2016/
Great! Bioware is at PAX, I wonder what kind of ME-stuff they have!
>Games are finally starting to reflect their diverse players with more types of characters, scenarios, and approaches to gameplay. Whether it’s writing a one-eyed pansexual bull and his trans lieutenant; featuring non-white main characters; showcasing the female option in marketing; creating an entire cast caught in a web of gender, sexuality, and ability; acquiring unusual indie titles; or keeping the conversation going; it’s crucial. Hear from those who did it and how they’ll do it again.
Oh...
>>153443002
We always need more lewd Miranda.
>>153463687
Honestly i wouldn't care if they would write those characters as a characters first, then progressively add bullshit so their genders and races wouldn't compromise them as parts of the story, but nooooo
>>153445380
What do you think is on her monitor? My guess?
>DIE CIS SCUM DIE CIS SCUM DIE CIS SCUM
>>153463687
I can't tell if this is serious and don't really care to find out.
>>153464006
OCD please, she looks like a normal girl enjoying her job
>>153453932
>better waifus
You barely have good waifus.
>>153464467
>not even a romance option
>less than 20 minutes of screentime in ME3
>hhahahaa
What can you expect from a namefag, really. I bet you only like them because of the dickgirl porn anyway.
Do you think sheppard's mom is hot?
>>153356090
>Would you like to see a Space+Land type of combat like in SW:EaW?
Oh, hell yeah, man. I wouldn't mind something arcade-y like that, or a game like Command & Conquer.
A 4X game would be really cool, too.
I JUST WANT GALACTIC CONQUEST.
>>153464006
I would assume animation rigs and 3-D models.
>>153463687
>This year, find out if you have what it takes to be an N7 operative at our Systems Alliance Recruitment Center. In a series of challenges, test your prowess in combat, biotics, and tech, racing against the clock to prove you’re worthy of wearing the red-and-white stripes.
Is this gonna be something like a test course? Or are they gonna make some MP time trial scenarios available for play? My guess is the first. There's probably still nothing playable for ME:A.
>>153464194
Her job includes
>hating men
>push an agenda
>don't make video games
>>153464731
I don't like the flair CDPR gives its characters. Not in the sense that they don't feel real to me, but they just feel so disposable. Nobody really did it for me and if anyone died, I had no strong feelings whatsoever. Everyone is so varying degrees of cunt in the Witcher universe, I can't seem to like anyone.
And the dickgirl porn is just a bonus.
>>153462150
Aside from the fact that Triss actually looks good (created by good Poles). The same can't be said about the Swampbeast.
>>153463687
>>153465109
>Her job includes
>>cancer
No, probably just working on animations.
>>153465945
You can say so, but I still doubt it.
>>153466279
I saw that OCD.
Battlefield 1 is out?
>>153467019
Yeah, it's just the beta. So pay it no mind.
>>153467230
I'm enjoying the beta
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/180510#search=Mass_Effect
>>153468382
>too dumb to link to the video
>lets us instead enjoy all the pop-ups that come even with adblock
amateur
http://rule34hentai.net/image/180510
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/180361#search=Mass_Effect
>>153468604
Eat a dick. Just copying the link that's in my address bar.
>>153468619
>swampbeast in the middle ruining everything as usual
Aardvark has poor taste, as usual.
>>153469043
Really could have done without her.
>>153462150
>>153465398
Femshep is still hotter than Triss, tho I have to admit she looks very good.
>created by good Poles
there is no such thing
>>153469432
Only good Pole is a dead pole.
>>153453932
Why would I move on to a series that's essentially over? And when the fuck are those Polacks at CDPR going to release in-game footage of Cyberpunk 2077?
>>153469842
>when the fuck are those Polacks at CDPR going to release in-game footage of Cyberpunk 2077?
Next E3 or something probably. Hopefully.
>>153469178
You can always do without that mutant.
>>153469178
>>153471937
>Femshep haters being that mad
kek, I enjoy your frustration. Femshep is just sexy and you have a shit taste. Go fap to futa porn loser.
>>153472079
I agree she is sexy, but she didn't need to be in that picture.
>>153472163
she need to be in every picture desu
>>153470871
Yeah, sure. CDPR owns GOG, right? The longer and harder they have to work on CB2077, the more they'll realize they can be like Valve with Steam and lean on retail to make money. At least with Bioware, their future is probably staked on Andromeda succeeding, so it's assured it'll eventually come out in some form, whether beautiful and fully-formed or some half-baked Harlequin baby shitshow.
>>153468768
it literally makes you an amateur
>>153472784
It's owned by CD Project. CD Project Red is the games development studio.
>tfw we never see people walk around in the undersuit of the armour
343i went all out on the booty, Bioware should do the same.
>>153474901
They won't. Bioware likes to cut corners wherever possible. Like how you can't holster your weapon in ME3 cause that would mean having to have extra animations or something.
So there's no way they'll bother with the undersuit of armour or anything like that
>>153474710
How come sheppard didn't have that 'stache
>>153475437
Would've been a bit too 70's, even given Mass Effect's influences.
>>153475376
>Like how you can't holster your weapon in ME3 cause that would mean having to have extra animations
Remember reading on BSN that someone that worked for Bioware said there were to many weapons in 3 and they didn't have time to create animations for holstering them all.
>>153471687
>that pose
>>153475437
>>153475582
That sounds pretty retarded considering every weapon in a catagory has the same animations.
>>153475916
It is, but with EA running Bioware I would not be surprised if it was true. Probably had more to do with needing to get the game out asap and EA not allowing them to push release date back so they had to look to cut time off anything they could.
>>153475376
That's sad. It would've been cool seeing people walking around the hanger/cargo bay in just the undersuit, or cutscenes of mission briefings.
Wouldn't mind seeing them walk around in that black and red suit.
>>153474901
god dangit, your post made me look for sexy femshep butt armors and only now I found out the multiplayer has a N7 shadow armor. gotta edit that coalesced
>>153477118
Getting KROGAN'D on her wedding day.
>>153477362
She's marrying the krogan
>>153477118
Gotta be some messed up shit to be an Asari or Krogan and know that you're going to live a super long time and watch all the friends you had die, and your family members to if you married someone that doesn't last that long.
>>153477681
I don't know, most marriages don't last long anyway so it's a nice alternative to getting divorced.
>>153477681
It really is. If your Shep romances Liara, I really don't know what the fuck she'd do after you die. She obviously didn't take it well the first time
>>153477849
>Didn't take it well the first time
She got herself a well paying job, grown up and found herself a boyfriend, i think she got over it.
>>153478004
>found herself a boyfriend
...
>>153477849
>not realizing you are pumped full with health regenerating augmentations that allow you to live way longer than any other humans
>>153477849
I think she would seriously contemplate suicide or she would retreat into being hermit of sorts and just get absorbed into being the Shadowbroker 24/7
>>153478043
She fucked a drell, multiple times, while being high on his skin oils deal with it
>>153477456
Hence getting the krogan cock.
>>153478004
DELETE THIS
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED BETWEEN THE TWO
READ THE COMICS
>>153478086
Who's to say that those will still work after the destroy ending? Besides, even if you lived twice as long as a normal human, that's only like 300 years
>>153478157
I think that if I were Shepard in that situation, I'd make her promise not to do that. It would hurt to imagine her with someone else, but still feel better than imagining her alone for half a millenia
>>153478352
>still feel better than imagining her alone for half a millenia
I'm pretty sure almost all Asari do this. It's frowned upon to mate with their own species and they're almost the only race with such a long lifespan so most Matriarchs are probably just alone for the rest of their lives
>>153478352
>Picking the destroy ending in the frist place
you fucked up
>>153478246
Comics and books don't matter shit, stories should be self contained.
>>153478352
But imagine trying to find someone else after Shepard. There is literally nobody that could live up to the first experience she ever had with a relationship. Think she would try a couple times and eventually give up as things would never work out.
>>153478571
I bet Asari are sluts, fucking others when their partner is on his/her deathbed
>>153478579
>FeronxLiara
>not picking destroy ending
Could you be more of a pleb if you tried?
>>153478571
I think that the way it works is that Matriarchs are normally alone, not for personal reasons, but to focus on their political goals. Liara would be a Matron by then anyway, the Matriarch stage starts at ~800
Asari as a whole are able to deal well with their partners dying, but Liara obviously isn't for some reason.
>>153478579
>picking anything other than destroy
have you payed no attention during the whole triology?
>>153478952
I picked synthesis suck my dick :^)
>>153478952
>B-but we can join them!
>>153478685
Well she seemed quite satisfied with Feron, even opting to look for him instead of helping Shepard on a fucking suicide mission.
>>153478579
>not picking destroy
Wew mate, enjoy your greenskin space magick nonsense
>tfw Citadel DLC will never be set after the end of 3
>>153479059
>Picking synthesis
>Not renegade control
If you ever have kids I hope they get molested
>>153479140
There's a mod that has Citadel after the ending.
Only reason I haven't tried it is that I don't really like the edited Citadel ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XgkB2EBLqY&list=PL89MOn3mndH0HKz-Ux5dTLlT_Cd3n9-u4
>>153479140
>>153479131
Why wouldn't you want to live in trans-human(trans-alien?) galaxy anyway?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10357069/1/All-the-Western-Stars
This story is a fucking trip if you haven't read it yet
>>153479284
Who is this guy that Liara talks to?
>>153479432
Me :P
>ywn have kids with Jack
>ywn never go to a PTA meeting and watch Jack try to beat up the teachers
>>153479421
On scale 1 to 10 how many feels?
>>153479804
It's a sequel to the Memoirs series (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8427829/1/Memoirs), which has 10/10 sad feels
This one has some sad feels and some happy feels at the end
I'd say the whole series is worth a read, this one is still being reedited though
>>153477118
>Joker without his cap
wondered who that was supposed to be at first
The smaller versions look weird. Would've been better if they just used fewer with some smaller parts. Not just downscaled 400%.
>>153480134
>Solar array yet no solar arrays in sight
whew
>>153479994
I don't know if i'm ready for that kind of feels(again) also
>Shepard (m)
>>153480502
>Shepard (f)
>>153480502
>>Shepard (m)
I'd call you stupid, but I'm the same way when I see "Shepard (F)" in a story
I'll just say that it's worth reading, if only because it gives some interesting insight into Liara's character
>>153475582
No. The holstering animation took 2MB of ram. The PS3 couldn't afford that, so they cut it down. Same reason there's an in-game loading screen in the Normandy.
>>153479421
>Reading fanfiction with almost nothing but OCs
yeah, no thank you.
>>153480689
Already added it to bookmarks on my phone, need to finish reading self-insert first
>>153480913
Doubt the 360 could handle it either.
>>153480947
Meh, I didn't mind them. They all appeared in the first three stories for the most part, and they aren't too obnoxious. There is some silliness where a few of them carry around swords though
>>153480947
I prefer good written oc's then butchered up characters from the game.
>>153481221
If I want to read a story with non-ME characters I'll read some actual proper science fiction, not some shitty fanficton
>>153481480
>shitty fanfiction
There are some good written oc stories in ME universe anon.
>>153481480
To be fair, the writer of that fanfiction wrote a bunch of published GURPS books
>>153481120
It did so in ME2. Also, the ME2 port for PS3 was handled by a different studio, that managed to cramp everything the 360 had, including the holster animation and Zechuk was quoted as saying something along the lines of "we don't know how they did it, they must be tech wizards". Which means that Bioware's code monkeys are retards for not figuring it out themselves.
>>153480913
> in-game loading screen in the Normandy.
IT FUCKING INFURIATES ME THAT WHEN YOU FLY AROUND WITH THE CAMERA YOU CAN SEE THOSE FUCKING DECKS ALMOST RENDERED BENEATH YOU
>>153482262
Wish they would have kept the elevators and decontamination thing from 1. Could have provided some lewd moments with the LI.
>>153482432
>Logged the commanding officer is a shore, XO Presley has the deck
i could fuck that voice
I haven't been to /meg/ since like February, did most of the tripfags get run out?
>>153482826
There's like only one active tripfag and one namefag. Both are too busy taking care of immigrants
>>153482826
Haven't seen any in a while
>>153483623
The Netherlands. They wanted to put a refugee centre in my city, but then people placed a lot of dead pig heads on the place where it was supposed to be build so now they've chosen to build the thing in another city instead.
>>153483914
>The Netherlands
I am so sorry.
>>153483914
do you wash your hands after you use the bathroom?
>>153484548
Depends on what I've been doing in the bathroom
Heard you were feeling vulnerable.
>>153484409
Weren't you from Greece or something?
You should probably be more thankful for him and Western, the Dutch and Germans are pretty much the only reason your country has some money left.
>>153483914
and vote for the politicans that allow tourists into your coffeshops next time. Im sick of traveling to Amterdam instead of Masstricht to get some decent weed.
>>153485164
>Weren't you from Greece or something?
Never said that. Just that I think my country is a shithole. And fuck the Dutch. Three good things came out of the Netherlands; Johan Cruyff, Marco Van Basten and Edgar Davids. And one of them's a nigger.
>>153485246
Amsterdam, Rotterdam and that whole area inbetween is a huge shithole but you'd be hard pressed to find any tanned citizens in the southern or (north-)eastern villages. They're really all in the Holland-area and in a couple of other big cities.
Villages have more problems with Poles and other eastern-European scum.
>>153485456
No, drugs tourism is a shit and only brings more tanned Europeans to our cities to stink up the place. Get your own country to allow you to buy and use drugs.
>>153485164
We pay them a lot but it's mostly the Germans who decide whether money goes to that shithole or not. Our current prime minister went into the elections with the promise of "no more money to Greece", and the first thing he did when he got elected was sending another few billion to that lost cause.
>>153486184
At least you know your football players
>>153486290
>drugs tourism
dude, tanned netherlanders still sell the shit everywhere, it just hurt the honest coffeshop owners. but whatever you think.
>>153486184
Macedonia isnt it?
>>153487960
Why does it even matter where I am from?
Kai Leng was a mistake.
>>153489424
Cerberus was a mistake
>>153488883
it doesnt, I just asked. if you dont want to answer that is ok.
>>153477849
She'll get a replacement human after the first one dies. Like dogs.
>mfw my waifu has human lifespan
>>153479140
>he hasn't downloaded JohnP Ending Mod + Citadel Epilogue Mod
But seriously desu. Those mods make small changes, namely moving the Citadel DLC to after the credits and slightly modifying some dialogue and emails to remove or replace all references to an ongoing war, but they're well done and very worth downloading. Also subtly changes the tone of the DLC from "moment of levity before likely death" to "last lighthearted adventure + victory celebration".
>>153490164
>this is what people who don't waifu blueberry actually delude themselves into believing
>>153490612
You've done a full playthrough of CEM? I feel really wary of downloading it for some reason. I just liked Citadel a whole lot and don't want it ruined
>>153490735
I have. Like I said, it just (combined with JAM) moves the DLC to after the credits (if you choose to do so) and slightly modifies some bits of it to be consistent with the post-war setting. Like the above changed goodbye scene. I don't think it ruins the DLC. I haven't run across any bugs or anything, if that's what you meant (and it's easy to uninstall anyway).
>>153489424
>be troy baker
>have many astounding VA roles like Joel from TLoU, Joker from Arkham games and Pagan Min from Far Cry 4
>still voiced Kai Leng
How would you feel about yourself?
>>153491183
so it means they cut out everything containing reapers and cerberus? doesnt that cut quite bit of conversations? does it feel "less"?
>>153491183
I mean that Mass Effect 3 modding still has a long way to go, and that goodbye scene is kind of characteristic of that. There's a huge pause between the lines
I guess I also really like the way it ended in the normal game, that feeling like you're going off to certain death, but you're happy just to be with your loved ones
Nice, the N7 armor looks way better than running around with a cerberus armor. also the hair stopped clipping.
>tfw ywn bury you face in that booty
>>153491370
The only thing that feels 'less' is that there's less background chatter in a lot of areas, since that's where like 95% of the references to the Reapers and Cerberus come from. Like the MP character cameos in the Armax Arsenal Arena. So you might want to avoid the mod if you really like that background chatter. Other than that, most changes come via just rewriting emails (e.g. now Armax congratulates you on defeating the Reapers) or, very rarely, via modifying lines like the above goodbye scene. The vast majority of the actual dialogue still fits fine in context. Sometimes it even makes a bit more sense than it did in the base game (e.g. Wrex being on the Citadel negotiating krogan expansion).
According to the creator of the mod, fewer than 5% of lines in the DLC have been removed or modified in any way. So, there's that.
>>153491970
I bet it stinks
>>153492493
thnaks for the info but I think I pass that one. the goodbye with the squad and Liara saying "I'll be right there with you" just gives me even more motivation to beat the reapers.
>>153493024
of lavender
>>153480134
>Cerberus fuel depot
is the anything they don't have?
>>153491970
>running around with a cerberus armor
WHY
WOULD
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EVEN
DO
THAT
>>153494598
>he's not Renegade enough to wear the hide of his enemies
I never played with the Cerberus ones, I hate the color scheme
>>153494340
That's probably the least retarded thing about Cerberus. It's literally just a space station with extra fuel tanks, meanwhile they also have a military force that rivals the Systems Alliance, including having dreadnoughts, the largest and most powerful ships in use.
Besides, they at least have use for fuel depots. Why does C-Sec have a fuel depot? Why would a police force on the Citadel have their own fuel depots outside of their jurisdiction?
>>153494598
too bad you can't do it without modding but it would be funny as fuck wearing cerberus armour on mars mission and answering to kaidan/ash WHY WOULD I KNOW WHAT CERBERUS ARE UP TO ?!?!?
>>153495217
I never saw a Cerberus Dreadnought in the game. Where was it mentioned?
>>153495645
If I'm not mistaken, Liara uses the Shadow Broker ship to destroy one in a comic
>>153495645
omega dlc , you are actually aboard one(aria stole it) before crashing with escape pods on omega
>>153495762
that was a Cerberus Cruiser
>>153495774
no, thats definitly not a Dreadnought, its way to small. Its more like a frigate or destroyer, max a Cruiser. I replayed ME3 in the last week and I was looking out for the Dreadnought but never saw one. All ships in the Omega DLC are either Frigates or Cruisers. Deadnought are very distincitve with their bulky bow and great lenght.
>>153496209
shit, my mistake, you're right, it's a cruiser; then no, we don't see any cerberus dreadnought ingame
WE
>>153496358
It makes me fucking furious that Cerberus cruisers are just repainted Alliance ones, don't get me wrong Alliance ships look fucking awesome but BW could put some work into their fucking games.
>>153496481
STOP POSTING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153496639
i've never posted it thoughshe actually looks decent as liara. the nose almost fits
>>153496639
I think they said that most Cerberus vessels were built from stolen Alliance parts so their vessels are seriously just copies of the shit the Alliance used.
>>153496639
>It makes me fucking furious that Cerberus cruisers are just repainted Alliance ones
Nope, I checked, they have a very distinct look to their wings.
>>153496732
>she actually looks decent as liara
you w0t m8? you want your head bashed in?
>>153497196
i don't mind the way black girls look desu
she certainly looks better than some of the cosplayers i've seen
>>153496639
>>153496874
>>153497073
I could've just posted this.
where do you get all your wrong facts from? headcanon?
>>153497270
cosplay of an Asari is no easy thing to do m8, one that looks good even more so
>>153495645
Pretty sure you see them in the comics. Even if they're not, getting military equipment equivalent to Arleigh Burke-class destroyers through 'spillage', I find highly unlikely.
>>153497030
I would agree if those we're BW renders, but they are not, just some shitty fanart.
Those are straight from the games files
>LET'S CUT OUT A SMALL PORTION OF THE WING AND MOVE THEM FOWARD, IT WILL MAKE FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHIP
>>153497390
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
you fast anon
>>153497406
yes sure, keep your shitty theory up that this is the most unrealistic thing in Mass Effect. watch your autism m8, we are still talking about a space opera here.
>>153497270
you can't cosplay as an asari if you aren't a white woman
>>15349767
whatever you say lad
>>153497563
>we are still talking about a space opera here.
So fanfic level of writing quality is allowed?
>>153497563
>this is the most unrealistic thing in Mass Effect
Never said it was. That doesn't make it not stupid, though. If realism is thrown completely out the window, then space ninjas are a-okay.
Literally every geth ship is just an up-sized version of the Geth Dropship from the first game. Including the dreadnought.
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>>153497785
Kai Leng is in the game, you tell me.
>>153497821
they are ingame, so are thermal clips and a resurrected Shepard
The most unrealsitic thing however must be that the Alliance was able to build and then keep the existance secret of the Crucible. Even Wrex and some other mention its existence. you would think the reapers would be interested in such things. Also how fast it was build. you can do palavan and sur-kesh right after the prologue and the cruicible is half finished already.
>>153498046
geth weapons resemble the ship, and also, reaper blackstar weapon looks like a miniature reaper
>>153498046
And every Asari looks like scaled down Destiny Acenssions with bits chopped off, your point?
I still like Heretic Stations design ;_; >>153498269
The funniest part about Crucible is that was being builded somewhere near the Citadel, you can actually see parts of Serpent nebula in the first Crucible cutscene
>>153498515
It looks more like destroyer leg then anything
>>153498532
I always thought it was in the one system that was mentioned in Liara's Email with a 90% traffic increase.
Its the Widow System.
>>153495502
that'd be hilarious
>>153498532
>>153498719
You are right. The Citadel is in the Widow System and the Widow System is in the Serpent Nebula.
Never was aware of it, I thought it would be some remote system.
>>153498897
>>153498719
They could build in some remote part of the Nebula though, it would just take some time to tow the materials from the Widow Relay
>>153498532
well yea, it the safest place after all
>>153498897
They don't know where the crucible is, and widow is centrally located
>>153499547
>centrally located
Could you expand upon it?
>>153499732
Anywhere the crucible might be, it would be easy to move it there from the widow system. Its like the central hub of the mass relays
>>153489424
I can see what they were going for, they just did it really badly. Still, he's not THAT much worse written than a lot of the rest of the series.
>>153499547
Didnt the ME1 Codex mention that the Citadel is surrounded by this Material that enables the light on the Citadel but also made navigation and tracking harder? I could be wrong here tho.
>>153499910
No, he sticks out pretty hard. Also his autistic behaviour makes encounters with him more funny than dramatic. Really is bad for the immersion.
>>153499914
I don't know about tracking but it is surrounded by some sort of synthetic debris
>>153499910
>HE'S NOT THAT MUCH WORSE WRITTEN THAN A LOT OF THE REST OF THE SERIES.
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
>>153499914
Yeah, it's the fucking Nebula alright?
>>153500130
>this letter was posted 3 times already
PLEASE STOP PLEASE ITS TO MUCH...THERE IS TO MUCH KAI LENG IN THIS THREAD
>>153500426
Calm down, have some stellar phenomena
>>153500609
I want to drink a glass of bourbon while watching that
>>153500426
Why, what's wrong with that anon? He doesn't stick out too much from characters such as Mordin, or Wrex, or Javik.
>>153496481
>niggasari
>>153500885
You better stop baiting
>>153500609
Then get yourself indoctrinated when you are at it
>>153500426
>>153500609
>>153500797
more stellar phenomena
>>153501125
ayyyyy lmao.
(You)
>>153501125
>tfw when you will never have your own spaceship gently rocking you to sleep in space with it's inertia dampeners off
why bother with living /meg/?
>>153501556
i would with hesitation suck a dick of people
responsible for designing SR-2
>>153501556
to play space based games and escape our dull existence on earth
>>153501863
>with
i meant without, it's too late /meg/ i can't even type properly, good night
>>153500426
This is now a Lengposting thread.
>>153502090
Reported :^)
>>153501496
killing you slowly would be very pleasurable.
asshole!
I'll have your head for posting this, I swear it makes me so mad I'm probably going to
lose my mind here
even if it takes a few years to find out who you are I wear I'll never stop searching.
nigger!
goddamn I'm mad right now!
>>153502476
Ease it Joker.
>>153502048
why is she so perfect
>>153502963but she isn't
>>153504239
she's very close
>>153501556
>>153501863
Though, I don't like the game, I do like the fact that they brought back loading screens like that.
>>153505515
They are comfy, since i installed ALOT and loading times had increased i grown to appreciate them
>>153501556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDt385Kx0tU
sorry pal, best thing I can do
is it just me or has the swampbeast guy turned into a decent poster
>>153506432
Stop talking about yourself in the third person, autist
>>153506432
>the autist developed a 2nd personality
>>153508160
>he's ironically making decent posts as a form of shitposting
>>153506432have to be careful with the bans
good night meg.don't forget, the hogwarts express is leaving from King's Cross' platform 9 3/4 at 11 pm tomorrow.
Not dead yet.
Do people still play the multiplayer?
>>153519248
Yea, it's alive and well. You can almost always quickly find a match.
>>153519568
Oh wow cool, hope my old account is safe and sound.
>>153519248
I will never understand what people like about that multiplayer.
>>153525413
It capitalizes on the single thing ME3 did right, combat, and you can play as aliens. At least that's why I like it.
did origin update something in their piece of shit program that makes it unusable if it isnt installed to the C: drive?
could swear it was working just fine the last time i used it
now none of my games are working for this fucking jew platform and the only solution people are saying online is to just install it to C:
when i'm already strapped for space on the C: drive and there is literally no reason to have it on there rather than the D: drive
Good night, /meg/.
>>153531426
Good night.
>>153535257
The fuck is this?
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/mass-effect-remasters-are-easy-money-but-heres-why/1100-6443184/
Rumors were bunk, there will be no remaster of ME1-ME2-ME3 lads.
I totally would've bought a remaster if they so much as added a few conversations of extra dialogue for some squaddies plus some flavor text in addition to enhancing the graphics. Kinda like the Halo Anniversary remakes. But nah, the Milky Way and the Noramdny team are done forever, you'll never see any of those characters or locations again, not even in a remaster.
>>153539109
>EA totally against remasters
Intersting, wouldn't expect that from a comapny with a reputation for being greedy and changing IPs to increase sales.
>>153538102
>I'm rebooting the fanfiction "an excellent adventure of shep & miri" inspirated by Mass Effect's character & Universe into something that I will own
good morning /meg/
>>153541173
Just like 50 Shades of Grey.
DON'T DIE ON ME
>>153541430
Morning.
I'm starting new stellaris campaign /meg/ which ME race shall i play?
>I'VE BEEN HIT, COVER ME WHILE I RECHARGE
>>153543708
Too late.
>>153543708
you cannot stop me
>>153544117
Reapers.
>>153546791
If only.
Big Batarian Cock for all
I seriously hope someone is making a new thread
NEW THREAD
>>153550447
NEW THREAD
>>153550447
NEW THREAD