Dota 2 - /d2g/

>>152965035
FUCKING
KILL YOURSELF

OP RUINING FAGGOT

MOOOOODS

>Fata shitting all over bone7

yeah c9 is never coming back

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>>152965102
I don't have the old pasta BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS USED THE OTHER THREAD LAST NIGHT

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>>152963667
moonmeander got redpilled more harder than tupac did when he was talking about women

fuck me, this is fucking depressing, I won't be able to see dota 2 in the same light again, especially when you have someone like moonmeander, a happy go lucky guy, having his emotions crippled.

>>152965115
What did he say?

>>152965129
FUCKING

SEARCH

THE ARCHIVES

OR DONT MAKE A THREAD

FUCKING RETARD

>>152965186
YOU GROSSLY OVERESTIMATE HOW MUCH TIME I'M WILLING TO PUT IN TO MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>>152965068

oh boy you sure are retarded arent you

EG won with sumail
after that envy decided to get a random 8k mid player, first choice mriacle second w33

see that? see how w33 didnt prove shit becuase it didnt matter what he did in the past just like miracle?

there is no proving yourself YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH THEM TO PROVE YOURSELF

be it inhouse leagues or try out etc, its the only way to get into the scene

and agian, for 100x time, if not for sumail we would never ever hear of miracle or w33 because TC or Korok or soemoene else would play instead

>tfw you misquote and tell someone you were agreeing with to fuck off
sorry anon :x

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Late but posting my shitter tier pentagon

>>152965290
fuck off retard

>>152965156
moon is way too late to the party
pretty much everyone in EG treats it as a job

>>152965115
said he is triggering him, later when bone flamed supports he replied with how he loves when he whines about the game when its only 10min in

>>152965245
Honestly this, everyone is pretty naive how about people get into the scene, it's fucking retarded how you just have to be liked by some faggot veteran wash out just to get recognized.

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>>152965371
I'm not sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saBr1QJ5rPM

Why is Icefrog the only dev the balanced upwards in the game development business?

>>152965245
Good golly you are a simpleton, but I guess that fits your narrative. Trying to argue with negatives that can't be proven at all.

> how w33 didnt prove shit
Proved enough to be recruited by Envy to Team Secret~

>>152965448
>To get into a team you have to be make an impression to one of the players, or captain
>This is retarded
Yeah President should just come to your door, say NOTHING YOU DID IN THE PAST MATTERS I HAVE PICKED YOU BASED ON PREMONITION OF EG PLAYING WITH SUMAIL I KNOW THIS

Fucking retard

>decide to play some ranked MM
>this guy http://www.dotabuff.com/players/118078153 comes on picks pudge

what do>

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>>152964437
Smoking is guaranteed to boost your MMR by at least 500 points

>>152965505
charlie commented on it, also with how universe left to secret when he thought he would've had a better chance
then back to EG for the same reason

>>152965523
Because he was the absolute madman

>>152965245
>>152965528

>W33 didn't prove shit
>Won a major
>Second at TI6

Also dotard got dumbed down to nonexistence. Back then they wouldn't have gotten picked

Theres no difference between high level pubs and pro games anymore

Let see if the amerishit troll will start posting his dota1 images ITT

>>152965663
hes talking about before he got the chance to win a major you fucking moron

>>152965619
>Was
top memes

>>152965602
Wasn't he kicked from EG and then brought back due to some kind of elaborate scheme done by EG's captain?

>>152965750
he wasn't kicked
both arteezy and universe left on their own accord
then Universe left secret to go back to EG

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>>152965548
However it also apparently makes you unable to win an International

>>152965750
Universe was a Secret-insert.

You saw how bad he played in TI6 under EG banner. Bottom three offlaner with Bulba.

>>152965721
I know . i just wanted an excuse to bash the game

>"This friendship shit thing is all bullshit, a facade"

Wew, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtyBB1Pa7JA

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Did someone get fired because of this?

>>152965902
If there ain't a difference why aren't you winning dota games

Is it because President or Poopoodee aren't coming to your house enlightened by premonition that anon would be Sumail tier (who played a lot of inhouses and with pros in pubs prior to EG stint)

?

why arent you there?

is it injustice?

why are they picking players that have played and proven themselves in one way or another? not you though, they aren't coming for you

must be injustice or someone skewering with radio waves and premonitions

>>152965905
How slow are you

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dotards?

>>152965528

you dont understand

w33 got picked up becuase envy wanted a high mmr mid after seeing what sumail did.
he didnt prove shit, he LITEARLLY WAS SECOND CHOICE TO A GUY THAT DIDNT PLAY COMPETETIVE AT ALL.

>>152966089
God, I want him to sit on my face so badly.

>>152966140
I'm sure Envy had a premonition based on God's message that w33 would be the hottest mid and his prior games had nothing to do with it.

>miracle didn't play competitive dota
Do you know what the fuck was Balkan Bears

Both had played competitive dota and impressed pro like Envy in some way.

They didn't have message from sky.

>>152965035
So, are we trying to compete with /lolg/ on smaller OP or what?

>>152966021
>this guy doesn't shitpost on /d2g/ 24/7, what a loser lul

How sad are you

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Artour is cute

>>152966305
Either shitpost hard or don't shitpost at all

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>>152966019
I just wanted an excuse to bash the game

What can't you understand?

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>>152965852
>>152965790
This is all confusing.

>>152966265
no envy literally explained step by step what he did and impressing wasnt part of it

he literally wanted a high mmr player, thats why he picked the player that didnt play shit (miracle) over w33haa that played for super long at that point.

because it didnt fuckign matter what they played, its WORTHLESS to play in shit teams becuase it means nothing, THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE YOURSELF IT TO PLAY WITH TOP PLAYERS THATS WHY FUCKING KOROK WAS ON TEAMS FOR 4 YEARS STRAIGHT

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"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enormous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

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>>152966376

>>152966019
Noone is talking about him fucking self for fucks sake learn to read you absolute moron. People are just advocating that, wasn't it for sumail being picked up as an unknown pubstar that really proved himself we would have probably not seen w33 and miracle either.
Fuck you are making me mad with that degenerate attitude now I'm actually stepping into this shitty discussion.

>>152966431
Of course he won't want a low MMR player that sucks dick. Miracle played a lot and impressed people, so did w33.

>It didn't matter that Miracle and w33 played a lot, it is worthless.
Then how come they were top 3 MMR and made impressions to many pros?

Retard much? Even Bulldog made an impression to pros pre-Alliance with his Lone Druid, that even got to him play standin for prime Natus Vincere.

But no, dota games don¨'t matter premonition game to Envy from the sky.

Of course.

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Which team will be strongest coming out of the shuffle?

>>152966305
How about you browse the threads before making another post

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>>152965905
can someone give me a TL:DR of this?

>>152966514
>wasn't it for sumail being picked up as an unknown pubstar that really proved himself we would have probably not seen w33 and miracle either.

Admiral Bulldog did it in 2012-2013 by getting picked up as a standin for Natus Vincere because he impressed Dendi in a pub and then played for Alliance TI victor in under a year from that and he was nothing but a pubstar prior to Na'Vi.


But of course Alliance didn't market this as much as EG did so you don't remember this newshitfaggot

>>152966595
the one without EE

>>152966534

bulldog LITERALLY PLAYED WITH DENDI IT ONLY FUCKING PROVES MY POINT

like you are proving what i just said.

w33 and miracle didnt impress shit because with what? with losing to t2 teams?

again, before sumail aka high mmr kid it was IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO THE SCENE WITHOUT GETTING AN INVITE

how hard is it to fucking understand

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>>152966595
EG

>>152966634
How the fuck did EE get invited to all teams but one?

>>152966652
You said games don't matter, impressing pros don't matter, that only high mmr matters. There wasn't even visible MMR when Bulldog impressed Dendi.
You were wrong.

>Didn't impress shit because with what
You don't clearly remember the upset that was when w33 defeated Newbee (which people didn't know at the time, that Newbee was imploding, but that' wasn't common knowledge by then)

>again, before sumail aka high mmr kid it was IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO THE SCENE WITHOUT GETTING AN INVITE
Are you fucking moron implying that Sumail went to EG without an invite? Are you crying that teams don't go and pick you based on your nonexistent high mMR games?

Delusional little faggot.

>>152966782
???

are you a literal retard or something?

i said that becuase of old guard it was impossible to get into the fucking scene without getting invited, you couldnt impress anyone with your play, YOU LITERALLY HAD TO PLAY WITH THEM TO GET A CHANCE.

thats how many people got their shot with inhouse leagues (including ppd and zai)

w33 defeated newbee and yet envy still wanted miracle more becuase he had more mmr, because when he made the fucking choice he was clear he only cares about mmr and he only cares about mmr becuase of what sumail did in EG.


if you really think that all you had to do to get into the scene is join some tier3 team and """prove"""" yourslef then you are beyond fucking retarded or just whats more likely a summer fag that started playing a year ago

w33 didnt prove shit by defeating newbee, thats my fucking point, it was SUMAIL THAT PROVEN ITS WORTH IT TO GIVE NEW PEOPLE A CHACNE INSTEAD OF PLAYING ANOTHER YEAR WITH KOROK

>>152967108
wtf i love now

>>152965102
>>152965186
>expecting anything more from nik
are you retarded?

>>152967108
Buy a fucking gem retard.

By now i believe this retard is either an angry subhuman that can't into reading or just baiting. There isn't enough retard on the world for this.
Last simplified attempt:
it's not about any poster here, noone feels like the next prodigy but:
>playing t2 dota doesn't matter
>you can't "climb carreer ladders"
>need to get directly invited by old guard into a t1 team
>need to play for extended periods with one of them to be granted a chance because previously known guys, which might be worse, still get priority
>sumail proving to be valuable as an unknown pubstar, whose pickup was questioned, opened up the situation a little, see w33, miracle
If this retard fails to understand now I literally give up.

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Why is this allowed

>>152966595
navi because everyone who could beat them changed rosters

>>152967164
Kek

>>152967265
Thats literally bootleg Frostmourne

All the DOTA 2 girls have fat asses and I want this to be acknowledged

>>152967265

Blizzard lawyer here.

Enjoy the incoming lawsuit in a 3-5 days.

This picture will be used as evidence that Valve is blatantly copying Blizzard.

>>152965120

Me neither man.

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Hats!

I actually want this argument to continue.

>>152967417
>Overwatch is just as shit as TF2 is now so we need to oogle all the moneys we can for WoW the last expansion before server consolidation and eventually shut down.

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Why can't valve hire him for TI

Why not him instead of mickey mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

It doesn't make sense

>>152965905
"cr1t- always playing with the boys"
"with cr1t- is all about money"
"cr1t-'s team is really strong"

that pretty much sums up to cr1t- playing in team secret now, right?

from all the rumours going on, with miracle- scrimming with kuro, fata- playing with matumba, and the finnish caster who said matumba is 100% out of liquid, I believe secret's new lineup will be:

matumbaman, FATA-, cr1t-, ppy, pld

>>152967051
>i said that becuase of old guard it was impossible to get into the fucking scene without getting invited
You still need to be invited to a team. Literally cannot walk into a team and say now I play for you, you kick someone.

> couldnt impress anyone with your play
Bulldog done it, many others have done it in inhouses or pubs (w33, Miracle etc.)

>LITERALLY HAD TO PLAY WITH THEM TO GET A CHANCE.
Yes? Are you daft? Should captains like PPD just walk into your fucking house and randomly pick you? Aren't you an entitled little faggot, clear injustice that they don't come and pick you.

>w33 defeated newbee and yet envy still wanted miracle more becuase he had more mmr
I suppose this is the only half relevant thing in your post since this is what Envy said in the answer, probably half serious. He was still impressed with Miracle more, as was everyone in the scene considering how many YT videos he had.

>if you really think that all you had to do to get into the scene is join some tier3 team and """prove"""" yourslef
Worked for Cr1t.

>w33 didnt prove shit by defeating newbee,
Yeah I can tell you weren't around for the aftermath.
>SUMAIL THAT PROVEN ITS WORTH IT TO GIVE NEW PEOPLE A CHACNE INSTEAD OF PLAYING ANOTHER YEAR WITH KOROK
Revisionist history, even a player like Funn1k that was bottom of TI 2012 got picked up to Natus Vincere (top of TI 2) and play for Na'Vi for a long time, including TI 2013, or Bulldog based on the impression (this is a mark he left on a professional player in a dota team, note how playing the game is relevant unlike your shit hypothesis). Sumail made an impression to EG players in the inhouses that were relevant at that time.

>another year with Korok
Did Korok battery assault you

insider bro here, new team liquid will be

miracle, matumbaman, kuroky, cr1t, jerax

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>>152967550

Blizzard lawyer here.

You are just mad TF2 and Dotard2 has zero (0) waifus.

Enjoy playing an objectively inferior product made by an objectively inferior company.

>>152967579
>the boys
>no arteezy

What?

>>152966618

God I love watching Artour laugh.

Why can't he be succesful guys? I hope the new team with cr1t and miracle does good

>3.7m dollar tournament going on
>Had literally no idea

Is there a /d2g/ discord?

>>152967735
what?

>>152967672

>Bulldog done it, many others have done it in inhouses or pubs (w33, Miracle etc.)
you literally agree with me and this its counter argument

this is where i stopped reading and i will also stop replying, its so bizzare to argue with someone, them literally agreeing with you and acting like you are wrong

>>152967201
>>playing t2 dota doesn't matter
Explain Cr1t and many others.

>need to get directly invited by old guard into a t1 team
So? Do you fucking think a player from fucking Drinking Boys should decide who plays in EG? Of course team captains will decide who to invite. Are you a fucking retard?

>>need to play for extended periods with one of them to be granted a chance because previously known guys, which might be worse, still get priority
Of course, nobody will pick a player randomly based on just MMR unless they're fucking retarded.
>inb4 the Envy post again.

>as an unknown pubstar
He was all but unknown in inhouse league (NEL) at that time, I believe he hold #1 position for a long time there

>see w33
I'm sure he didn't raise any waves with Newbee defeat, defeating pros in pubs continuously etc.

But ITS INJUSTICE

TERRIBLE INJUSTICE
THAT PPD ISNT IN YOUR FRONT DOOR

BY THE PREMONITION GIVEN TO HIM BY GODS
WHY ARENT THEY PICKING ME RANDOMLY
SO I COULD SHOW WHAT A GEM I AM (since I obviously can't stomp pros in pubs or play prodota but I SWEAR I AM GOOD)

>>152967830
WPCA qualifiers (?)

>>152967701
Widowmaker's anatomy looks weird here

>>152967837
No you are a fucking moron who thinks Envy picked Miracle and then w33 by godly premonition where games (prodota, inhouses, or pubs) don't matter

You are crying that its injustice that President or Misery won't come to your door, picking you up based on your 0 games of high tier pubs, comp dota or your non existent leading position in now dead inhouses

>>152967708
Moon said that cr1t- left before he (moon) got kicked and miracle- left OG after that.

so it makes no sense that miracle- and cr1t- are together in the same team.

>>152967672
I'm not him, but Cr1t was working forever to get into the scene through FPL etc. He was once relevant in an old Danish team with Mania, Link (Calc .. maybe?), but never won anything really.

I guess my point is that it takes forever to get noticed, he didn't just join a t3 team.

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I-I didn't even need those shitters!

OG is strong!

>>152967979
if not for sumail crit would still be working to get on a team becuase there would be no room for him with fluff and all the other friends of captains taking all the spots

>>152967914
nobody gonna watch anything outside of twitch

>>152967860
Alright this is it I'm giving up. You actually cherrypicked half sentences and disregarded the rest. You even disregarded my opening that it is not about some poster thinking he should be picked up.
You literally exposed yourself of only trying to ruse people.
Have fun in life.
Peace nigger.

>>152968067
>Still this revisionist history of Sumail being first high tier pubber to get into tier-1 team.

Bulldog literally did it first (and probably other players before Bulldog) and even won a TI shortly after it.

Hell fucking PPD did it too with SADBOYS.

>>152968128
>Lose argument and try to save face.

I'm sure there will be godly prophecy for captain this year to pick PSG with 0 relevant games or impressions on pros this year if he just bought a 9k MMR account because Envy just 'wanted the highest mmr player'

I AM SURE YOU ARE CORRECT IN EVERY DETAIL
fucking stupid entitled nigger giga kek tbqh

>>152968150
you literally dont know what you are talking about

bulldog literally played with dendi, ppd played with half the na scene.
no one noticed them, they could play on their epic tier5 teams all they wanted and no one would ever care just like w33 defeating newbee and still no one giving a fuck.

to get into the pre-sumail scene you literally had to ALREADY play with the old guard, no other way, ppd and bulldog only prove it.

Can someone TL;DR me what happened in OG from moon's perspective?

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>tfw trying to join tournaments with my "t3" team.
>they all reject me because I'm not one of the big guys"
>tfw I must win tournaments before I can join them.

>>152968301
moon got so far to begin with due to being powered by friendship
they didn't took it seriously, too much memes, and cracked under pressure

>>152968301
he fell for the backstabby h0neylans is your friend and not a snake in human form meme

if he betrayed his real life friend he played with for years he will have no difficulties betraying someoen like moon, and he fell for notails reddit image of a perfect little flower

>>152968294
>w33 defeating newbee and still no one giving a fuck.
How to detect a newfaggot.

>To get into an established teams you have to make an impression to their players
No shit you fucking moron. And you still have to. There is no godly prophecy that will inspire a captain to pick you the literalwho up, like you keep insisting. Fucking idiot.

>>152968510
no you do not have to, miracle didnt, w33 didnt.

they literally got picked becuase they had high mmr nothing else nothing more, and the reason people wanted high mmr players is sumail.

that is it, that is the thing you fail to fucfking understand with that peanut inside your skull

>>152968425
>he fell for the backstabby h0neylans is your friend and not a snake in human form meme

why am i laughing so hard at this

>>152968584
PSG CONFIRMED TO GET INTO PRODOTA SCENE JUST BY BUYING A 9K ACCOUNT

ONLY MMR MATTERS DOTARDS

The dota competitive scene is just the same 30 people on different teams fighting each other over and over again with maybe 1 new player each year.

Defend this Dotards.

>>152968425
>n0tail
>having flaws

pick ONE

>Moon called Epi a beta cuck

Wow...

>>152968396
>>152968425
but what happened, did he get kicked or smth
what about miracle and crit leaving

>>152968710
Rest of the players that aren't in the closed 30 group of people can't form a good enough team to beat one of their teams.

I suppose 2013 Alliance is an exception since only relevant player on that team was Loda (while EGM; S4 were hontrash in non-tier-1 teams and Bulldog was a new player in comp dota2)

Wings too.

>>152968710
t. korean

>>152968738
he called like that himself dumbfuck

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>>152968301
Reading between the lines he might've fallen in an argument with H0neylans so he decided to kick him after miracle- and cr1t abandoned the sinking ship that was OG.
Honestly no big deal, I'm so fucking shocked people thought OG would even make it top 3 at TI6.
Not to mention this is positive for Moon, he finally understands what pro game teams are in reality, just business & money, not a Furraffinity Forums hugbox.
The friendship meme never worked, see: OG, Zephyr, & old Fnatic.

>>152968835
>forgetting about akke
I know he's been irrelevant since TI3 but still

n0tail isn't the best dota player but by all accounts he's a nice and easy going guy who actually won two valve tournaments

These heroes STILL dont have an aghs upgrade. Lets help and give icefrog ideas on what they should be:
Anti-Mage
Arc Warden
Bounty Hunter
Broodmother
Chaos Knight
Clinkz
Death Prophet
Dragon Knight
Ember Spirit
Io
Lycan
Medusa
Phantom Assassin
Phantom Lancer
Riki
Slardar
Slark
Sniper
Spectre
Templar Assassin
Terrorblade
Troll Warlord
Underlord

>>152968829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtyBB1Pa7JA
I'm sure you can spend some time listening to this

he got kicked, reason according to him was bullshit
crit is all pure business, in for the money, miracle plays for the glory and fame, meander plays for friendship, although not anymore.

>>152968835
The thing is even if there is teams good enough to beat those they're not given the chance to go against them in any tournaments. Nearly all the big(good) tournaments only invites the same teams over and over again.
Only really small LAN tournaments with a pricepool less than my daily shits are they able to play in.

>>152968984
Akke wasn't in relevant tier-1 teams prior to Alliance/No Tidehunter. Pretty sure he was in no name teams with near 0 results.

>>152969024
>they're not given the chance to go against them in any tournaments
Every single major, and most other tournaments have qualifier spots. If you can't beat qualifier trash teams you certainly can't beat EG or the like.

>>152969013
>STILL dont have an aghs upgrade
>Underlord

why does lina suk so much

>>152968967
Yeah so he should be jaded and bitter like the rest of the robots who play

zephyr is shit and sucks antcock, old fnatic is what meander wanted to play with, just a bunch of friends who get really far in tournaments, and what a fucking shitty comparison, to fucking furaffinity? for wanting to go into tournaments for more than just money and business? boy I sure hope I wont turn grey and simpleminded as you.

Meander got this good because his core personal belief was that friendship beats all, and look how far he got

Its proof that it can work, but you need to have no clashing of ideologies in a team.

>>152969125
lmao you fucking nigger. Akke was one of the well-known old dota player even though he had a "rough" dota 2 start prior to alliance

what is the funniest to me is that all the people that cried about being kicked (w33 misery that literlaly got kicked twice from secret) now just joke around kicking moo and say they arent sorry its just how life is

lmao this is why arteezy changed so hard, money does change people

>>152969225
>allowing unfinished heroes to get released without the required aghs upgrade

>>152969589
>old dota players.
we were strictly talking about dota2, he was very much a hasbeen in dota2 prior to Alliance.

Man I am done with fly and notail. I've been a fan since the hon days but seeing how they handled moon and his kicking made me sick of this shit. Fuck these fucking failures. Fuck OG. Fuck notail that tier 2 player.

How the fuck is bulldog losing?
Weren't they two raks ahead?

>>152969332
I mean they were fucking around with overwatch and weren't taking things seriously so yeah they fell apart, but still the point still stands

if fly and notail weren't such jews they could of be in top 5 atleast

>>152969724
DansGame

>>152969724
>that chrono
oh that's how

>>152969706
I'm exactly the same man, HoN beta days, watched them fuck around having fun but still getting there and to see this shit almost 10 years later is revolting

>>152969612
Fucking this man, two-bit people don't even fucking notice it, I swear to god.

>money does change people
Absolutely, soon as they see money to clear out their college debt or want that sexy red ferrari they turn inside out, fucking weaklings.

>>152968314
nice blog post

>>152969013
>anti mage
Ult multiplier to 1.6, radius to 800

>arc warden
Second clone

>bounty hunter
Old track vision, some extra bonus gold for team

>broodmother
Web count to 20, movespeed always maxed on webs

>chaos knight
Illusions can procc items

>Clinkz
Can eat ancient creeps, copies passives from eaten creeps (except magic immunity)

>death prophet
Press ult button again to taget ghosts, ghosts have attack speed of the hero

>dragon knight
Permanent dragon form

>ember spirit
SoF hits poeple twice

>io
Second tether

>lycan
Ult decreases BAT of him and his units

>medusa
Split shot carries on hit effects

Post is getting long here m8s only one more:

>sniper
Ult range to global

>moo is terrible on every hero that's not timbersaw
>IT MUST BE THE MONEY GOING TO MISERY'S HEAD

dotards

>>152969013
Pitlord: Dark Rift allows you to teleport to allied hero units as well. CD decreased to 60 seconds.

>>152965035
If DC had kicked the americunt and gotten the canadian before TI, it would have been a 1st place finish instead of a 2nd place

>>152970112
well, i agree moon is better than moo, but his beastmaster is good, he won them the last eg game.

>>152969013
Io Aghs upgrade
>becomes pitlord

>>152970351
It's not really a standout hero like his Timber tho

>>152970351
>he won them the last EG game
Not because of his amazing beastmaster plays
He just had the right hero in the right situation

>>152970351
>literally just splitpushed afk as a team decision
Yeah thats not his skill on the hero just a strategy call from the captain

>>152970485
>>152970458
>>152970436

Looks like europoors have awaken.

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>>152970084
>anti mage
>Ult multiplier to 1.6, radius to 800
good fucking god no please jesus
the radius is imba as fuck already, you can teamwipe off a single hero
why oh why did they make it so it isnt 150 radius, that shit was balanced
jesus god we dont need another OD ulti in this game

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>>152969332
I don't like what I'm saying believe me.
I wish it was all about playing the game for fun and following the teams valuing their friendship, Unicorns & rainbows but now the prizepools are getting so big even for smaller tournaments that it's just predictable for the focus to switch on getting the first place and money.
This is fucking TI dude, 9+ million dollar prizepool, even DC who got second place shuffled their team because it's all about getting first place and getting that $$$$
You're the one being naive here.

Reminder that you will never play at a top tier level because you're not part of the inner clique, nom matter how good you are.

WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO
META ALARM SOUNDING
UNDERLORD IS APPROACHING 50%+ (thats a PLUS) ****WINRATE****
IN
5
K
WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO

>>152970485
PRetty sure it was Moo's call to continue the splitpushing.

His decision making was vital.

>>152970614
He surpassed 50% already
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/underlord, updated chart in the right shows 52% winrate

>>152970084
>Slark
Slark cannot be damaged by enemies that cannot see him.

>>152970613
beesa said this for years already its not news

>>152970613
You could make a team to contest them but I suppose you and your friends are way too bad at dota to form a team that could take down good teams

>>152970084
Most of these are boring mate.

Back in the old days of DotA they'd make sense, but today.. nah.

>>152970084
>Old track vision, some extra bonus gold for team

I'd rather have a negative armor debuff or increased cast range than the extra bonus gold desu family

>SoF hits poeple twice

Lame. How about adding 1 ult charge and every hero kill instantly replenishes a charge

>>152970614
>>152970702
when will dotabuff bring a 6k winrate chart into their system? I see plenty 7k average matches on the frontpage, sometimes close to 8 k averages.
would be interesting to see

>>152970885
Well im not gonna design some wonky unfitting shit like mirana aghs

Whats /d2g/ watching?

Reminder /d2g/ said Underlord would have sub40% winrate

Reminder that Underlord sits at 52% winrate for pubs total now.

Reminder that d2g is always, ALWAYS ALWAYS WRONG

>>152970084
>split shot carries orbs
yes please
>MKB abyssal aghs dusa
>5 mjollnirs aghs dusa
>5 daeds dusa

I'm surprised DC stayed together at all.
>all that fake hugging whenever they won during TI
When they actually lost it was so fucking clear what they actually thought of one another. I expect Misery will be such a huge cunt now that he has expectations riding on his back.

>>152970571
So I guess its true what they say then, money does change people, when it reaches that certain threshold, fuck friends its all dosh. Why not turn into the koreans then?

>I don't like what I'm saying believe me.
Why is that when people say this they're trying to convince themselves more than the person they're arguing with?


Ahh fuck it, this is all pointless.

>>152970993
>a shit sub40% winrate hero gets his every single ability buffed and no longer is sub40%

wow

its almost as if

as if

buffs made heroes better?

has EGM been kicked yet

>>152971294
>mental gymnasium at it again.
ALWAYS
CANONICALLY
WRONG
SIDE
OF
DOTA2 HISTORY

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>made a post saying how Naga dominates every TI despite being out of meta before every TI
>everybody laughed at me

Who's laughing now?

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a1/Naga_deny_14.mp3

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Post you sheevers guys

>>152970982
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5745-Sniper-Elite-V2

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Why everyone suddenly forgot how good this item is?

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>>152971460

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It's time.

>>152971706
I'd still fuck her even if she is corrupted by the fel

>>152968967
Who is that on the right?

>>152970972
not too much 6k players to separate the deviation

wtf i hate d2g now

>>152971965
Miracle-

>>152972019
I think theres plenty more now than it used to be

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>>152972093
>Miracle smokes

>>152971365
>omni
>50%+ winrate for the longest time
>is shit in pro games
O waw

>>152972162
all arabs do

>>152972243
>Jordan
>arab

So what is the official meme build for Anal Cocklord? Crimson first item and make your team invincible? Or Blink + Travels rush to be bad IO?

>>152972272
sorry
all sandniggers do

>>152972319
>Anal Cocklord
What?

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Remember guys! I'm le flower!!!

This WESG LAN finals

>58 kills in 26 minutes
>Pudge+Techies memes
>entire chat in a language that isn't english or russian

>>152972319
phase drums soulring core every game

after that it literally doenst matter, radiance is super good becuase of how illus give you the damage but it depends with all these fucking mrohps and sds its not great everygame

its a very very open hero to item builds, all he needs FOR SURE is a lot of mana early to farm and movement speed to do antyhing

>>152972319
>rush to be bad IO
that would seem to be his only real value

>>152971212
>Why not turn into the koreans then?


MVP.P is one of the most tight bound teams.

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>>152965035

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>>152971697
nobody truly recovered from the hit it took last patch. rod of atos killed it. that 40% chance to not miss an evaded attack... fuck, that was imba. i am glad we are far now from such dark times of overpowered items.

>>152972492
This sounds like a real build not a meme build but thanks anyways, I was struggling to figure out how to build him. I guess he's just flexible and I should build what my team lacks.

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>check day9 twitter
>all these Dota tweets after he watched TI6
>video praising Dota saying he's been really enjoying it
Is it gonna happen? Will someone good finally come into the scene as talent? We've really been lacking, the only decent person to come out in awhile was like Odpixel and he's Sheever shitposter.

I'm so close to installing Linux but how the fuck can I videogame with it

I just want to play the Hitman episodes and Witcher can they be played properly

>>152972492
pitlord is one of the few heroes where boots(whatever boots you want), soul ring, lace/stick/raindrop into vanguard crimson guard rush is legit, aura + 50dmg block per hit is massive.
depends on how much their dmg is based on rightclicks versus magic dmg of course, but It does way more work than you expect it to.

>>152973057

>ODPixel

>>>/reddit/

>>152972554
Proof?

>>152973108
you pretty much need a really good gfx card if you want to play with wine/playonlinux, you have to do a lot of shit just to play windows games.

Dota 2 is great on Linux though.

Is Morphling the hardest carry in the game?

>>152973508
>hardest carry in the game
What did he mean by this?

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>play offlane tusk
>lose
>play support tusk
>lose
>play mid tusk with deso shadowblade
>win

dotards?
isnt this supposed to work the opposite way?

>>152973108
just pirate windows what is wrong with you

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>>152972714
Man I wasn't playing during that. On paper it sounds cool, but yea, I could see that being OP.

Was everyone buying it?

>>152973108
Lots of games on Linux work fine out of the box but for 99% of AAA games, you're shit out of luck.

Either dual-boot with Windows or don't fall for the Linux meme if you want to play non-Valve Vidya.

>>152973508
Tiny is the hardest carry in the game literally rock hard

>>152973585
your mmr fell so low from playing tusk that you reach the bracket where anything can work

>>152969013
Anti-Mage - given a new ability, Silence
Arc Warden - allows divine rapier on clone again
Bounty Hunter - quadruples gold given by bounty runes
Broodmother - enemies get slowed in webs. Attacking applies additional stacks of the effect
Chaos Knight - increases proc rate of chance based effects and items
Clinkz - can eat ancient creeps and heroes below a health threshold
Death Prophet - re-adds witchcraft passive based on ult level
Dragon Knight - increases rank of dragon form, 4th level turns breath fire into a toggle ability on attack
Ember Spirit - jumping to a remnant applies a sleight of fist effect at the location
Io - tether become aoe
Lycan - wolves also transform with lycan into great wolves
Medusa - adds a side snaker that fires a mystic snake every 8 seconds
Phantom Assassin - blurr increases the transparency of phantom assassins model
Phantom Lancer - adds an additional illusion to every one produced by phantom lancer
Riki - retains invisibility through revealing effects, remains invisible inside smokescreen while attacking
Slardar - ult gains 3 charges
Slark - transforms slark into a siren. While ulting any hero caught within earshot is paralyzed by bis song
Sniper - decreased cooldown and increased duration on shrapnel
Spectre - aghanims scepter purchased on spectre turns into radiance. All effects stack with radiance
Templar Assassin - Psionic traps snare enemies and boost attack speed and movespeed of allies
Terrorblade - sunder cannot target units with more health than terrorblade
Troll Warlord - ult grants truestrike and a bash to affected heroes
Underlord - able to target wards for dark rift

>>152972492
illu interaction was fxed already

>>152973696
What about OD crystal is harder than rock

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>>152970571

this guys opinions r so Fucking bad LAMO r u middle eastern?

What does the teammate stats tab do?
I have one guy there and I have no idea who he is.

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>Your team's Invoker loses mid to Abyssal Underlord

Wat

>>152973856
wow ephey lost weight

>>152973954
>PLD
wat
if this is real then.. I dunno who thecoon is but none of the others are even close to living up to PLD

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>>152973954
>2 dutch flags
>0 dutch players

>>152974071
there is plenty of time until roster lock i dont believe he got no other offers than shitshit

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>>152969013
Sniper, Global Ult

Bounty Hunter, track doesn't break, reduced mana cost.

Death Prophet, Increases Spirit Damage 55->100

Slardar, Sprint doesn't increase damage taken

>>152973508
morphling
naga siren
spectre
arc warden

honorable mentions
>tiny
>TB
>drow
>lone druid

>>152974084
had je maar die indos nooit moeten overnemen, henkie.

>>152974189
>naga siren
>arc warden
nah

>>152973791
most of these heroes would NEVER build aghanim no matter what upgrade it gave. I just can´t imagine trading damage for aghanim on TA

>>152974287
what if aghanims gave more damage?
or even not more but close?

give me 400hp and good damage than just very good damage anyday

>>152974269
Do you even play this game?

>>152974362
What if it added a bulge on the character model

>>152974583
for hardest carry I just don't buy it. naga falls off, aw is just awkward

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Hey /d2g/

What are some of the best custom maps available right now? I'd particularly like to try some co-op ones.

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>>152974583
who the f**k plays doturd in 2016 LMAO

>>152969013
>Anti-Mage
ult now ministuns
>Arc Warden
3 wardens lmao
>Bounty Hunter
everytime you punch someone little coins come out of them
>Broodmother
her husband shows up, she can eat him to regain health and mana
>Chaos Knight
all skills have random mana cost and cooldown
>Clinkz
can eat heroes
>Death Prophet
more ghosts spooky
>Dragon Knight
becomes ultimate blues eyes white dragon
>Ember Spirit
more spirits and lower cd like 10 of them
>Io
new ability that causes enemies to orbit him
>Lycan
stronger doggo
>Medusa
ult is now toggled
>Phantom Assassin
800% crit
>Phantom Lancer
illusions last much longer like 45 seconds
>Riki
can go super invis
>Slardar
amp is now aoe
>Slark
stolen stats are permanent
>Sniper
can go 1st person mode and snipe people headshots deal 500% crit
>Spectre
ult now lasts forever until illusions are killed
>Templar Assassin
traps now mini-stun and do dmg
>Terrorblade
can get 3rd super form like ssj3 this is hwat it means to go even fiurther beyond
>Troll Warlord
makes his BAT 0.1 or soemthing stupid
>Underlord
makes him poop fire that burns the ground when he uses ult he poops alot of fire beofre he leaves and when he arrives

>>152970993
he's still shit

do you think necrophos and omniknight are the best heroes in the game?

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dont even talk to me if you dont udnerstand morphling I am a batrider/morphling god BEEN maining them since 2012 if you can't tell me what boots to go on morphling and what the skill build for batrider is dont talk to me I'm in top 100 for both batrider and MOrphling


SO If you think you can talk to me go be funny somewhere else

>inb4 proof

thats not an argument kid

>>152974708
naga doesn't fall off because you literally don't have to fight the enemy team to win the game

naga makes it so the enemy team can never leave their fucking base and slowly loses to chip damage

arc warden can build like naga and do the same thing but better or you can abuse the fact that you have 2 fucking heroes

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has this happened to anyone else?

>>152974904
Dude what?

>>152975028
>naga makes it so the enemy team can never leave their fucking base and slowly loses to chip damage
only if they don't have much gold

when it gets actually late and supports can afford 4 items naga loses out to actual fighting carries that will just deathpush your ancient in 40 seconds

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>>152974865
This desu

>>152975028
>naga makes it so the enemy team can never leave their fucking base and slowly loses to chip damage
that's a rat though, she doesn't exactly need huge amounts of farm to pull that off

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>Hypercasual threadmakers that can't use archive shitting up the gulag with their shit made OPs

Neck yourself

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>>152975209
>He's still THIS mad

>>152975129
how are they going to have farm if they have to fight each other + towers for 3 lanes of farm and no jungle

>>152967561
>you will never have ethnic swedish sluts sitting in your dark room bored out of their minds as you and your buddies autistically lasthit creeps and call peruvians subhuman

>>152974845
They're all made by third worlders with broken English, so none of them.

>>152975306
we weren't talking about heroes who are easy to win with, we were talking about hardest carry

>>152974845
Gem td

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>>152975209
who even gives a shit lmaoo

>>152971761
>implying that wouldn't make her even more fuckable
Succubi, nigga. Fell would inflate her tits and ass as standard issue for female fel infected.

>>152975028
Naga falls off as soon as enemies can easily get rid of illusions and just force your base.
Arc Warden, while being my favourite hero at the moment, also doesnt carry super hard, because, yes he's 2 heroes, but 2 heroes without a game changing spell for lategame and the only scaling on top of kinda weak stats is attack speed from magnetic field. He loses out lategame against carries with more impactful spells and better scaling heroes like spectre and morph.

>>152975302
I just got here, I thought the Gulag was past doing shit like this when they caught onto the Dota 2 gen nigger

If you want to do shit improperly and wrong and be applauded for it move to Europe or make threads on Euro time scum

>>152975306
>45.73% winrate
I dunno, it seems like people are doing quite well with that

http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/naga-siren

>>152975302
>>152975386
>>152975443
hey /lolg/

>>152975496
>winrate with radiance 53%
>winrate with heart/octarine 68%
>winrate with butterfly 73%

so basically the only games she loses are the ones where the enemy memepushes pre radiance

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>ephey will never suck your sunhole
hold me dotards

>>152975493
based NAbro calling out the EU scum who can't stand up for there rights and freedoms and just get cucked by the state.

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I really want to fuck Mortred.

>>152974845
There's not any good ones right now. Valve had a perfect chance to make a good Map editor but blew it and made it shittier than shit.

There will never be a custom map era as good as the WC3 ever again....

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>playing dota2 by yourself

literally why

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JUST

>>152975790
I'm not a sperg like you

>>152975790
Literally autism.

>>152975790
are chimps/orangutans/w.e that is smart enough to drink liquids from a cup?

>>152975893
pretty sure thats shredded carrots or something

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>>152975790
I'm socially retarded over the Internet I guess. I play alone but wish I had some comfy friends I could play with tho.

>>152975893
They are smart enough to manage teams like Alliance so I would think so.

>>152975790
how can an animal be so fat eating only greens?

got a new account boys time to calibrate at my true mmr morphling only LETS GO

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>>152975790
To get gud.

Anybody who actually cares about getting gud only plays solo queue exclusively anyway.

The only people who care to play Dota with friends are sub 3k cucks.

>>152975949
Look behind the monkey. There's a cup sitting there. Not the bowl in its hand.

And this particular monkey isn't that important. Just made me wonder if apes are given cups of water and know they can use it to drink from.

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>>152972645
post nice builds

>>152975984
that portion looks huge tho, the caretakers probably overfed the poor fucker

>>152975680
still not hardest carry

>>152975790
it's face kinda reminds me of funnik

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>finally reached 4k

Has anyone ITT played Insurgency? I liked Battlefield 1942, 2, 2142, Bad Companies and America's Army (I think the 2nd version)

Is it anything like that

>>152976081
i think it might differ from ape to ape, some would figure it out and the rest would probably spill that shit everywhere

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>>152976148
Get ready to lose it the next game you play and then be stuck in the 3.9k~4.1k bracket hell until the end of time you queer.

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>>152975790
Why the fuck would I play with friends? To raise party MMR nobody gives a shit about? To fuck around in normals and have ´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´fun´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´ while achieving absolutely nothing? Maybe Im completely pathetic in real life but I want to be at least able to brag about MMR

KP STREAM FUCKING WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152976246
unless you got 7k+ mmr which I guess none here got mmr means nothing.

Why do people like to pretend a made up number in one of the worst match making systems means anything unless you're top 0.001%?

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H-hey guys! I'm gonna come back in the New Journey update, r-right...?

ARTOUR AND CR1T BOTH IN ROME IN VACATION TOGETHER
IM GOING TO TRY AND SPOT THEM
ALSO CR1T + RTZ PRETTY MUCH CONFIRMED 100℅

>>152976380
You are right Im not 7k. Chance I ever will be 7k is as high as me ever getting a job. I was at one point 1.9k mmr. Now Im 3500. Even if it takes 10 years for me to get 7k so what? I don´t have anything better to do. Might as well raise my mmr

>>152976380
I just keep waiting for valve to finally get with the program and institute degrading/compressing/reset seasons for mmr.

>last game was 9 months ago
>mmr begins to degrade/inflate to the mean

But really I just want seasons so that people can't calibrate to almost 5k, then never play ranked again and pretend they have an opinion.

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dotabuff me if you want to see my morphling stats

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>>152975790
Sometimes its better off like that when you wanna practice something on your own or try something without ruining a game for your buddies
But usually i like playing with someone, even though i have like 2 or 3 people to play with and they arent always here.. Saddening sometimes

>>152975971
>>152976072
Its not that terrible to play with others, its sometimes comfy and fun! Theres lot of people in here for that who are nice and friendly and willing to play

>>152976148
Gz anon! Keep going up

>>152976605
>I just want seasons
You want seasons because then your trash ass might have more chance of getting carried to high MMR when people from top have to recalibrate

kill yourself psg

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so many anime girls in this thread

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guys who should i get to carry me to lan wins

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>>152976605
The MMR inflation has also made me unmotivated to play ranked right now, last time I played seriously was around 2-3 years ago and I got around 4.7k then. Now that MMR is quite low while it used to be quite high back then and that just feels so sad...

>>152976658
Being able to find players to play with is just a false meme.

>>152976867
Sneyking

>>152975984

He's not fat he's #bearmode you skinny fuck

>>152976736
No, I told you why I want it. Learn to read, 2k pleb. It'll help you more than you know.

>>152976994
You told some bullshit instead of your actual reason, fucking trash.

>>152977053
No, here. Read this post. It's what and why.

>>152976605

There ya go, buddy. You'll be relevant one day. Just one step at a time.

But seriously, faggot. What I said is why I want it. Stop being a fucking idiot.

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https://dota2.becomethegamer.com/dashboard

Any of you tinkered with this?

>>152976925
>Being able to find players to play with is just a false meme.
No its not, i found a few people in here to play with.. They were all nice and stuff

>>152968829
Cr1t didn't buy into the friendship shit and left after TI6

Moon got kicked afterward

Miracle doesn't feel like this is the same OG with just Fly and N0lan and he left

Fly and nolan fucked themselves over basically

>>152977181
No it's not. You got your chance at 'season' with international ranked but you probably calibrated 2k in there too, you just don't get how fucking shit you are PSG

>>152977381
>being this much of a faggot
Go the fuck outside. If you keep manufacturing motives to shit people say, you're going to look like a dumbshit more often than not.

>I can't believe anything people say because they have some hidden motive
Fucking paranoia, man. Rethink your life. Reread my post. It is what it is. I want people to have to continue to play in order to maintain their MMR. Nothing more, nothing fucking less, faggot.

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SAY

MY

NAME

>>152977593
>If I post hard enough maybe people will think I am not a deluded 'GIME ANOTHER CALIBRATION CHANCE' faggot.

haha

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>>152975731
>There will never be a custom map era as good as the WC3 ever again....

Don't tell me this anon.

>>152977628
mr president of Denmark?

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Alright lads, I was on holiday for the past 2 weeks.

What did I miss

>>152977593
http://pastebin.com/vzfuE6GF

>PSG

>>152977731
Fucking golden link

>psg has total of shit mmr and he is whining about some 7kers not playing on their 7k account when they grind yet another account to 7k

my fucking gigasides

>>152977927
>>152977794
>>152977731
>it's impossible for different people to have a similar opinion
>namefaggotry
Never change, d2g.

>>152978014
well then you're just a shit as PSG

WILL THIS FUCKING KAIPI GAME EVER START

>>152978112
I have about 5.8k mmr. Just reminding you cucks that not everyone that disagrees is the same person. Pointing this out doesn't mean I agree with whatever you're arguing against. Just means you're stupid.

>>152978328
>I have about 5.8k MMR
Sure you have my sides

>>152977303
How is it even possible when none ever posts their information and such here?

>>152977720
Nahaz is finally being taken to court for the Sheever incident at the qualifier hub

Sunsfan confirned Sajdeen was cheating on him with players and they broke up Moo got caught in crossfire and was kicked and they picked on Moon instead

Memelord came out and DEE TOO GEE said he was bad but in typical gulagite fashion was wrong

Arteezy and Crit spotted bathing in rome possible gay sex or new teammates?

Purge treated Annie like his sex slave at TI and ordered ketchup on his burger

Valve also brought true soloque back

>>152978392
You go to /vg/ in-game channel you fucking retard

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>>152978371
>I don't have high 5k
Nigga, you shit.

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>>152978424
Cheers mate.

>>152978392
You make a post asking if someone wants to play.. Thats what i did, or asked other lonely anons if they wanna play or whatever

>>152978424
what sheever incident?

yeah and I'm 6.1k, PSG is still fucking dogshit

>>152977720
Delusional Little Faggot

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>Vega vs Kaipi
>Moonduck
>Zyori shilling betting systems
Being a Vega fan is suffering

>>152978576
Nahaz got drunk and groped Sheever at the qualifier hub this year.

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>muting everyone and winning normal ap
>behavior score steadily rising
Who /goodboy/ here?

Everyone is bad but me at morphling

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>>152978973
>tfw behavior summary is 0 <3 3

Miracle stand.in for vega