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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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>>152991401
I want to marry singsing!
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nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/
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#4theboys
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I didn't browse d2g for some months, what happened to the portugese autist? >>152990654
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>come to d2g after months ignoring 4chan
>no thiago
>no lebanese subhumans
>no ERPing faggots
>thread is still as shit as it was before

heh, makes you think
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nth for OD most cuddly husbando
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>>152991671
You don't deserve to know.
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>>152991638
just in case
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Who up for some jelqing and dotes?
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>>152991307
Its standard hollywood.

All new movies fit in 3 categories

ittle kid/early teen stuff/general public is super cheery and kiddy yet black n white with a defined agenda
teenager/young adult stuff dark and edgy
Broader audience teen young/ adult/ adult movies are morally ambiguous
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Got a new meme item idea:
Jetstream
Builds from: Sange and Yasha, Eul's Scepter of Divinity
Greater Maim
+16 All attributes
+16 Damage
+16 Attack speed
+160% Mana regeneration
+16% Movement speed
+40 Movement speed

Active: Sweep yourself or an enemy into a cyclone for 2.5 seconds. Upon landing, a burst of magical damage equal to your movespeed before caps is released in a radius 400 around the target.

Probably too good on Void though unless restrictions are imposed.
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>https://youtu.be/mtyBB1Pa7JA?t=6m59s

Is moon our guy?
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I miss the old Artour, straight from the couve Artour
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>>152991742
Pretty please anon?
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>>152992037
no that's singsing
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Post YFW you're playing forever playing alone in this game!
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>no what did he mean by this hero
dotards?
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>>152992193
whoa m8 who's this qt
like seriously
2cute desu
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>>152991401
Old OP is best OP!
Thank you for bringing back the best OP!
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>people are still getting baited by honeypot WCA

really make me ponder
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>>152991893
I watched some clips from it on youtube.

Wayyyyyyyyyyy too much CG for my interests. And mowgli is a retard.

Looks like that witch and the wardrobe thing. Or that one with polar bears wearing armor. I can't tell them apart.

I'll just watch the 2d animated version instead.
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>>152992342
It's been months since I last played a game with another person, or an AI for that matter
I just set up private lobbies, hit random and last hit
I'm not even autistic lol
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>>152992465
Aww, I loved Narnia and all of its cg
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>>152991691
vg threads in general are terrible
there are groups that roam nomadically between threads for erping purposes. I think they're inhabiting overwatch right now, or they're at the tes/gw2 retreat
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>>152992451
can you stop posting """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""american cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

its repulsing
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>>152992451
>leaky taco
>d2g will defend this

>>152992342
Ever considered that it's because you're an unlikable weeb that frustrates people by playing like shit and other social annoyances?
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>>152992451
Is that a taco? Did he fill it with lemon juice or something?
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>>152992342
Fuck off.
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dotabuff com/players/365609214

pls confirm if OG standin or main
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>>152992451
we doing this shit again?
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>>152992342
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>>152992580
>Loved narnia
The MC was really good actor but the movie was shit
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>>152992646
no
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>>152992781
Post steam, autist.
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>>152992401
She's called "pupper girl of wanting to know what the fuck happened"
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>>152992789
You can link dotabuff here you fucking retarded phoneposter
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>>152992857
Reminder cooking this bad is actually a federal offense and you deserve every inch of hiv rape dick you get in prison for serving someone raw chicken/pork in a restaurant.
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How to fool valves smurf detection.
I want to start over a clean slate. Remove chat buttons and never throw. But my behavior score carries over to smurfs no matter what i do.
Deleted everything Steam related including from appdata, tried using other email, even used VPN. But still unsuccessful.
The cloud synch always finds me.
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Noob here. Is Pudge a noob trap? I see him in 70% of my games
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>>152992857
MMMmmmm
I love raw meat!
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>>152992789
Hello OG.Notail speaking officially here. Seen this question posted a number of times so I thought I clear up the issue

go fuck yourself
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So what sort of snack does /d2g/ eat between games?
Me? half baked pie really hits the spot
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>>152992036
Yo nigga that's a potential 600 damage aoe nuke for the price of a Dagon 4. On a short as fuck cooldown with a tiny mana cost and super beneficial other stats.

Hell no.
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>>152993071
behavior score doesn't carry over, try being less of a dick
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>>152993201
I really like celery and ranch dressing
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>>152993201
>all this flowing oily shit
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>>152993189
I'm not sure man but his Rylai is cool
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>>152993272
>play 25 games
>get first ever summary
>0 abandons 0 reports 5 commends
>behavior score 7990

explain
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>>152992781
>sub 9k score
Trash
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>>152993201
I like to cook authentic carbonara with cilantro and buffallo spiced turkey meatballs
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>>152993201
here's a personal fav of mine
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>>152993469
isn't that..
good?
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>>152993572
anything sub9k is unplayable
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Remember guys
You need to eat big to get big mmr gains. I've found that I perform the best right after I digest lunch.
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>>152993653
Type-2 Diabeetus
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>>152993653
is this all that /ck/ is?
webms of meme food?
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>Zai, Cr1t- and Arteezy on a romantic vacation in Rome

Is it happening? Was it confirmed Zai is staying with EG?
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CU/CK/POSTERS OUT

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>152993902
rtz and zai are best buds
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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What if
>Decrepify now has a passive component.
>Pugna can attack ethereal units and attack while ethereal. When doing either of these things, his attack damage is converted to magical.
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Item idea: Force staff + Euls
Cost: 2225 + 2735 + 1350(recipe)
Stats:
+25 Int
+150% mana reg
+4 hp reg
+40 movement speed
Active: Pushes the target 600 units forward. Any enemy hero it pass through is lifted by a cyclone for 1.5 seconds. If the target is an enemy hero it is only lifted in the air for 2.5 seconds (without pushing).
Thoughs?
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Im completely burnt out from dota. I spent every single fucking day of summer playing this shit game. Give me some other game to play
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>>152994103
neat
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>>152994135
Age of Empires II, and go mass trebuchets, halberdiers and onagers if you're not a pussy
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>>152994135
Heroes of might and magic 3
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>>152993815
why not type 1?
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New memegrades

Vladamir's Offering to Vladamir's Blessing
Builds from Vladamir's Offering, Ogre Club, Blade of Alacrity and Wizard Staff.
Grants 15 to all stats, 5 armor and hp/s aura, 1 mana/s aura, 25% damage boost aura and 20/15% lifesteal aura to all nearby friendly units

Titan Club
Builds from Javelin Ogre Club Gauntlet of Strength and a Recipe (1350)
+15 Damage, +15 Strength
25% chance to deal 3.5% of your max hp as magical damage on each attack

Cultist's Fetish
Null Talisman + Wraith Band + Bracer + Recipe(1520)
+12 to all stats
Active: Spend 10% of your max mana immediately, then drain 4% of your max mana a second but all your spells deal 20% more damage while active. 4 seconds minimum activation.
If you run out of mana while the item is active you take damage equal to 0.8 x your maximum mana as magical damage. Non lethal, cannot reduce you below 1 hp.
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>>152994135
Multiplayer ones? Everything is more or less trash for one reason or another
Singleplayer, you've got 16+ years of pc games to play so take your pick
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90% of my losses are because someone spergs out - the support refuses to ward, the core refuses to fight and just jungles

the game literally isn;t over until the ancient falls and if you think otherwise, fuck off back to league
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>>152992857

mmm.. beautiful
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Can bracer be made cheaper now? Taking a strength hero mid is harder because of the extra cost over wraith band and null talisman.
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>>152994584
don't take strength heroes mid
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>>152994135

The game of life where you go out and enjoy yourself, and maybe get a girl or two.
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>>152994103
Now that's a great idea. Considering he has the highest int gain in the game and he would attack as magical damage it would give him a fuckton of laning potential, return of mid pugna for sure.
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>>152993216
My original idea was to give the active negative base damage, but I think there is some design principle against that. E.g. the damage is equal to your movespeed minus 100.
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>>152994584
name me a strength hero mid that genuinely wants to have a bracer BUT the hero cannot be better as an offlaner. GO!
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>>152994841
Just have it multiply damage from smaller than a factor of 1.

Deal 0.65 x (Movespeed) as magical damage in a 400 aoe.
There, now it's not stupidly strong.
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>>152994584
the problem with brace is that it isn't a strength hero item. it builds into drums of shit itemiztion where null tali and wraith band build into items that are useful on heroes of their respective attributes.
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Is Furion the worst hero in the game? I don't see the point of a farm vacuum when they're not able to do significant amounts of damage.
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>The TF2 International is happening right now
>Reporting record turnout
>Still irrelevant
Remember no matter how dead Dota gets you will NEVER be worse than TF2. 4Head
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>>152994869
Tiny building Drums
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>>152994869
DE DUSG :-DDDD
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What dota hero represents star trek the next generation bests
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>>152995098
>tiny building drums
u already fucked up
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>>152994584
PMS or QB+stout would still be better
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>>152995062
>>The TF2 International is happening right now
>TF2 has a pro scene

holy fuck what is happening with this planet
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>>152994731
Wouldn't that be kind of cancerous? If he decrepifies himself, he can just attack you without consequence even under tower, and bypassing the tower armor aura because the damage isn't physical. Keep in mind that this is on a hero with 330 movespeed and 600 attack range.
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>>152995062
don't remind me. I want valve to suffer and lose billions for what they have done and keep doing to their games
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>>152995251
Doesn't sound too bad
Remember he still has like 500 hp and 0 armour
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>>152995062
>TF2 International
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Does pitlord cpunter Tiny? Seeing as most of tiny's attack damage comes from stats.
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>>152995508
tiny is generally countered by everyone who doesn't die to his combo
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>>152995508
That's only his attack damage. He still has a 1k magical damage combo.
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>>152995247
It had one for years it's just that Valve continuously shits on it to the point that they don't even use the Valve-sponsored format at LAN tournaments because the base game is so shitty. They need to ban like 80% of the weapons and limit all the classes because if you start losing you could just pick 4 Heavies/Engineers and stall forever.
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>>152994723
Im social retard. I spent whole this and previous summer playing dota 2. Two summers before that I played LoL 24/7. Im a neet for life. GF is out of question. My only fear is that one day I will get bored of video games
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>>152995764

You will. Probably you already are but won't come to terms with it because you don't know better.
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>>152994103
Gay shit

Stop ruining the game

The point of ethereal is that no one can right click the banished unit

Stop

killing

the

game
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>>152995962
I guess you are right. Playing mobas is the last stop before dropping vidya completely and killing myself...
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>>152996109
good lad
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>>152992605
that bothers me quite a bit to be honest
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>>152996109

Nah, you'll be fine, you just have trouble growing up.
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What are we watching?
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>>152996225
Our boy(metro-sexual) Waga is still streaming.
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>>152996225
u
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>>152996225
The Team Fortress Two Competitive Mode International-Like Tournament
I have no idea who any of these people are but I kinda miss watching good tf2 gameplay because it's legitimately cooler than Overwatch, so whatever
Also tons of screw-ups, so it's good for that
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>>152995058
>1.5k mmr
There is actually no excuse for losing with furion at that mmr other then not looking at the minimap or chain feeding team mates.
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>>152996217
What does that mean exactly? Im adult. Does that mean I get things slower than others. I feel like I always was behind my peers. Like most guys had already sex when 14-15 in my school but first time I kissed a girl when I was 16. Still virgin though
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So when will dota2 reach HoN-tier dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j1BQ7XFjLw
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>>152996537
Should I install TF2 again? Does Valves still give a shit about it? I bet that the MM system is bad
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>>152992451
I didn't even know this one and I main /ck/
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>>152995062
Of course it never will, valve is putting much effort in Dota forgetting about CS GO to. Its a shame because tf2 is a very good game, his design is good and if OW is living not only for his hype is because tf2 is a good designed game since Blizzard ripped of everything and removed the hard stuff.
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>>152996984
I have no idea, just kinda miss the game and am watching the tournament, but it hasn't started yet.
Last time I booted TF2 up was two years ago to play around a little, completely stopped six years ago.
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Okay d2g, how do we fix this piece of OP shit?

>LOL your disables are now all on a 30 seconds CD, have fun in the team fight.
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What is it like to have friends, d2g?
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>>152988765
God that reminds me of a comic by Patto
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>>152996984
No, wait until they fix the game
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>>152997372
awful they all play like shit and you cant say anything
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>>152993896

Dota IS mene food
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1. Matumbaman
2. Miracle
3. Mind_Control
4. Jerax
5. Kuroky

P-please?
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>>152993089
not really, russians just love the shit out of him and will pick him at any chance
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>>152996984
holy fuck I'm watching these teams play and I was a way better scout/demoman. Whats the mmr score for the top 10% in tf2? I bet you I can get it in a few weeks.
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>>152996984
Don't bother, valve killed it trying to make it competitive. It's worse than it's ever been and community servers aren't coming back
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>>152997486
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>>152993089
he's just fun, that's why he's in all the games
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What did he mean by this?
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>>152993089
He's fun, landing a good hook will make you feel like a skilled dota god of mother russia
Also in competent hands he dominates hard
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>>152998083
>unranked
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>>152992792
I feel like people just put way too much random junk on these.

In concept, dorito nachos actually sounds pretty good.
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>>152997779
No can unironically like this food, right?
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What happened to the CIS scene?

They don't even have a tier 2 team, let alone tier 1.
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d2g you should know you're beautiful just the way you are also https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/769298163081490433
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EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 7 min

i'll be streaming on twitch later today dasdas
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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his sack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enormous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.
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>>152998848
kys
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>>152998880
Listening to Zai is so relaxing. His voice so smooth. Sometimes I imagine his tongue slowly licking my earlobe, while he whispers "this slark is so bad". He's not mad, he just accepts reality and tells it like it is. His tongue slowly moves down my face, caressing my cheekbone, his lips passionately kissing me in perfect pace to the slow jazz being playing in the background. It feels like I entered an episode of Twin Peaks. As the girl singer of the band starts moaning, Zai starts too. His body slowly moving back and forth, still keeping the pace, still moaning. His crotch sliding up and down mine. We moan in harmony. Me and Zai are one in this moment. The jazz enters an upbeat segment and as the girl starts screaming Zai speeds up. His lips, my lips, his tongue, my tongue, his crotch, my crotch. The rythm of our lovemaking starts seeping into the room, and as I look around the walls seem to have morphed to a liquid state, waving back and forth. The singers screams enters a strange pitch, the music gets more frantic. Soon... I can feel my entire lower body start quivering with ecstasy. Zai screams now, sex and violence in perfect symbiosis. I can't hold it in, even though we have been clothed this entire time, it's the most sexual experience of my life. I.... I come. Immediately the music and rythm of the room stops. "Was I too fast?" I ask.
>Zai's face when.
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How many durable heroes are there who aren't initiators?
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>>152998897
>kys
later im listening Alessia Cara now
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>>152998745
>Russian TI stream has more viewers than the English stream
>the only Russian team at TI took last place
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>>152998848
so he got kicked from secret? lel
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>>152998957
Is EG the most reddit team to ever exist?

>Whole subreddits
PPD created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/peterpandam/
EG created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilGeniuses/

>Current rooster
PPD -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ppd17
Zai -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Zai_2002
sumail -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Suma1L
fear -> https://www.reddit.com/user/fear
uiverse -> https://www.reddit.com/user/DisneyFan01

>Most memorable recent players
bulba -> https://www.reddit.com/user/bulba-saurr/
aui_2000 -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Aui_2000
mason -> https://www.reddit.com/user/iceQueen97

>Other EG personalities
alex garfield (owner) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ottersareneat
william burden (manager) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ReaverXai/
incontrol (eg mascot) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/EG_iNcontroLRC
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>>152996214
It's bothered me for a while. When they come here, I stop reading for a month or two.
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>>152999094
and Donald Trump is a presidential candidate. Anything else you think you missed while in your cave?
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>>152999067
BLYAT THIS
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>>152999094
oh shit I forgot to laugh about how when the two animeboys of dota, the two lovers of weebshit and eachother ended up on the same dreamteam, where their genuine friendship would prevail- this is what came out of it

there is no other word for it

Pottery.
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>>152997361
give him his evasion back
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>>152998848
Thanks friend. You are alright
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>>152998875
>that Arteezy smile

My fucking heart.
How do we protect that smile?
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>>152995980
This
You dont just make exceptiond to established mechanics, so ugly
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Alyssa the Saint - ranged intelligence support
14 strength +1.4 18 agility +1.9 27 intelligence +2.4

Q - Divine Shield
Protects an ally with a 100/200/300/400 strength shield for 8 seconds. If the shield expires on its own it heals the ally for 50/100/150/200. 14/13/12/11 second cooldown

W - Field of Peace
Creates a field 225/300/375/450 radius wide around Alyssa that follows her. Anyone inside the field is disarmed and silenced, even allies, for 2.5/4/5.5/7 seconds. The only exception being that Alyssa can end the field early at any time even if she is silenced. 22/19/16/13 second cooldown.
Does not pierce spell immunity.

E- Saintly Aura
Passive with active component
Passively grants 2/3/4/5 hp/s in a 600 radius to all friendly units (including lane creeps)
When activated it also grants 3.5/7/10.5/14% physical and 2/4/6/8% magical damage reduction to all allies in the radius for 6 seconds. Because this is all applied by an aura, Break disables the aura and thus all its benefits.
30/26/22/18 second cooldown for the active, 50/100/150/200 mana cost.

R - Divine Intervention
Alyssa prays to the Omniscience for help making all her abilities stronger for a short time.
Divine Shield now grants the shielded ally a 14% movespeed boost.
Field of Peace no longer disarms or silences allies.
Saintly Aura now grants 6/9/12/15 hp/s and the aura size is increased to 900.
10/15/20 second duration
120/100/80 second cooldown

Aghanim's Scepter
While using Divine Intervention
Divine Shield gains 200 shield strength
Allies inside Field of Peace become untargetable to enemies with spells, items or attacks (still doesn't pierce spell immunity)
Saintly Aura now grants 50% more damage reduction and is always active while using Divine Intervention

Divine Intervention Mana cost from 200/300/400 to 300/450/600
Divine Intervention cooldown to 100/85/70
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>>152997486
I fail to see the problem with that.

>>152997779
I instantly saw the problem with that.

Beyond that, where the hell are people getting these picturesque burgers? I swear, every place around me puts them in tin foil and then mashes them under a press. And if I'm lucky, then the patty is larger than 3cm. Burger points are so fucking stingy these days.
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our girl is streaming
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>>152999439
We make him quit.
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>>152999381
Honestly YES

Fuck this new gay shit.

As a support, how am I supposed to deal with it? Get silence? I feel disrupter does okay, but it's still fucking annoying.
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>>152999706
Why do you fucking lie?
Sing isn't streaming.
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>>152999685
>>>/vg/lolg
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>>152998135
What did he mean by this?
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>>152999439

more like how can s4 contain himself behind him, he is full "HOW BAD CAN YOU FUCK THINGS UP"
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>>152999805
>league
>long disables
>disables that can actually hurt your team if used at a bad time
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>EG lost
>Trump probably won't win

Is there any reason to continue living?
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>>153000002
training for the upcoming race war
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>>153000000
?
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>>152999775
it feels way too binary of a skill, either it fucks you over completely or it does literally nothing. most of the time the void-player doesn't even influence this.
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>>153000002
>missed sexts too
Literally no reason to live 2bh famitsu.
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>38k dmg
spectre best girl?
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>>153000002
The cnn shitstorm

why would they even link to /pol/?
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>>153000276
>why would they even link to /pol/?
wat
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>>153000276
Everyone calls /pol/ tinfoil when they say the jews are shilling.
Looks like they were right.
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>>153000276
>The cnn shitstorm
care to elaborate? I don't visit the cesspool that is /pol/ and missed that.
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OH SHIT
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>this merlini game
any and all tinker players should be executed
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>>152999250
sorry I don't really follow doturd anymore
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>>153000487
>Arc Warden
>-Allows usage of droppable items.
Are there undroppable items besides aegis and rapier?
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>>152999854
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>>152999790
That's my shit, homie!
And you don't even know me.
I fuck bitches like Naomi.
So make sure that you're comfy.
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>>153000752
gem
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>>153000438
>>153000459
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/25/politics/alt-right-explained-hillary-clinton-donald-trump/

Click on 4chan
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>>153000487
>every time people call leaked patch notes fake
>every time it turns out to be real
This one is a bit too early though.
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>>153000501
this
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the new team is cr1t, zai, universe, fear, rtz I've got inside info from one of rtz's friends
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>LoL has millions more players than Dota2 despite being aesthetically and mechanically worse

Dotards?
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>>153000953
oh shit. too bad that hiro is too much of a noob to handle this situation, full on inkognito mode like with the Times mag would be the best course of action now
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>>153001181
fear would retire before leaving EG
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>>153001230
he's not leaving EG its under's EG wings
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>tfw fell from 3.7k to 2.8k
>and still falling

I legit dont know how the fuck to win anymore

If I pick a non hard carry the enemy team picks 4 carries and inevitably wins since my teams will never ever group and push high ground before it gets to late game. If I pick a hard carry my team picks 4 supports and I lose at 70 minutes because the enemy just has too many scaling cores for me to solo carry vs
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i just fucking hate valve
i hate everything they represent with every single cell in my body

but i also liked dota and would like to see it become good again

i came to the conclusion that the only way i can deal with both feelings at the same time is to start working at valve and crash the whole company with no sruvivors from within while saving the franchise and somehow placing it in better hands like blizzard

how do i realistically do it?
im gonna graduate computer science in 2 years there is still time for me
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>>153001181
>ppd out
LMAO funny stuff dude, he literally did a sponsored youtube video stating his team isn't changing. I on the other hand actually went to Seattle and met EE and Theeban and can tell you that RTZ is not going to be on EG but fear will be.
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>>153000487
that fucking slardar, funny shit
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>>153000990
it's also complete and obvious horseshit, clearly visible right from the first line
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>>153001335
>Evil Geniuses
>no ppd
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>>153001412
who cares who you met, I'm literally telling you info from RTZ, just wait a couple days and see for urself.
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>16 straight losses with a duo queue on my team
>7 straight wins when theres not a duo queue on my team

lost 500 mmr because theres no solo queue and the lower I go the more frequent the duo queues are making it impossible

I literally dont see how its possibly to "carry" yourself out of trench mmr when this game is not in any way a solo game and solo queue doesnt exist
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>>153001192
>twilight has millions more readers/watcher than Dracula
really makes you activate those cognitic abilities huh
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>>152991401
I think I know why d2g never has an "our guy".
There have probably been a few pro players who were regulars at one point or another. However, /d2g/ has a much more varied population than say reddit or whatever dota forum site might be popular right now. Every opinion is readily available here, from prog types to race supremacists and everything in between.

This makes it inherently risky that some faggot will ruin all the fun and spam gay shit, and since being a pro player essentially means giving up real careers for a temporary one, most do not want to attach themselves to that.

This doesn't mean they'll instead flock to reddit or whatever else. In fact, some players are actually rather quiet and reserved. What I'm saying is that /d2g/ might already have "our guy", posting in this thread, but he would never ever ever ever consider affiliating since his career could possibly be impacted. Like it or not, 4chan has a negative reputation and that extends to all boards. Try visiting a fairly polite or educational, and then try to tell an employer/elder/date that you enjoy reading it. The only words that will register to them will be "I go to /*this board on*/ 4chan", which they may recognize due to that ridiculous fox news segment or something similar.
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>get griefed
>actually triggered as fuck
>report this subhuman
>"we have recently taken action..."
nothing will beat this feel lads, it's amazing
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>>153001393
>like blizzard
weak bait
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>>153001469
yea its a 2nd team
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>>153001551
>twilight is better than dracula
Really engaged my frontal lobe.
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>>153000138
>playing wow post-wrath

the story ended, what are you doing
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>>153000953
>Though it often cloaks itself in an impenetrable mix of pseudo-intellectualism and internet memes, the movement's underlying themes are pretty simple.
honestly a pretty good article
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>>153001665

That's called Alliance. Will Artour finally win a valve event under Loda's leadership?
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>>153001792
>winning anything with loda on your team
nah this isn't happening
he only won because during ti3 and everything befrore that the scene was literal utter dogshit
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>>153001468
it think its a bait to make you stop reading, look down below. There's some good ideas like the Death Prophet part and I also saw that pit lord from past threads.
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>>153001613
>blizzard in the last couple years
>releasing very well made casual games with great success

>valve in last years
>steambox huge fucking failure literally who at that retarded company thought anyone would buy a super overpriced linux pc for his living room
>steam OS lmaooooooo
>source 2 huge piece of shit the whole game is fucking worse than it was
>PAID MODS

blizzard are literal angels and saviours of this shinking ship called video games compared to valve
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>>153001994
>d3
>hots
>hearthstone
>OW
>well made
you may stop at anytime now
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quick how do I jungle pit lord
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>>153001994
hmm i really wonder who could be behind this post
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>>153001980
10/10 made me post fucking faggot.

it could be beta and the scaling is not yet fixed or the texts are pointing to the abilities that supposed to get agh upgrade otherwise its horseshit

but i feel youre just fuckign with me
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>>153001393
>Destroying Valve
>Giving DotA to the overmemers who can't even make a good MOBA of their own.

GABES GONNA FREAK!!
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>>153002146
tangos irontalon, treads, level q e q e w q e q e r
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>>153001393
>im gonna graduate computer science in 2 years there is still time for me
meanwhile people will go to coding camps and get more experience than your degree could ever provide. Virtually every tech company has disqualified a CS interviewee because they don't even know how to program a simple number game.

Do you really think Valve, or any invested company, is going to hire a fresh out of college CS graduate when there is no fucking guarantee that you can even do the job?
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can someone post the new mirana face? i want to see it but i couldn't find anywhere
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New Item :
Consumeable
Juggernaut's Coffee (50 gold)

+1 Intelligence

Active - Wake up
Stops you from playing ranked games back and forth because you do nothing but waste your fucking time and guess what? whenever you lose you put your mood to everyone around you and everyone is starting to fucking hate you. But hey, your mom still makes breakfast for you. She's still calling you "Brian, get fucking down here and eat shit" but you will just reply "I'll eat later fucking faggot ass piece of shit". You're so useless wasting your time to this bullshit piece of game. Wake up from your dream and accept the reality that you have to get a degree, get a nice job. Get a beautiful wife and make a nice family, raise them with all your heart and wait yourself eventually die.
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>>153002146
you dont its trash
he can barely clear small camp at the start of the game
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>>153001393
All you have to do is get W3 find a private server and play old versions namely from 6.81 backwards
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>>153003282
who would buy this shit?
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>>152991401
Why is Charlie- so autistic?
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>>153002936
>mfw didn't go to CS or anything similar.
>mfw I get hired to fix their dumb fucking errors and most of the time I get hired over them just because of my CV.
>all I have is my experience starting from like third grade with computers and highest education is high school and nothing after it.

i mean i guess i have to take some certificate at some point if someone really wants but i probably wont care enough and will just do something else
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Drumpf will lose.
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>>153003282
>your breakfast
>he wakes up before 14
l m a o
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>>153003252
got you fampai
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>>153003553
if you pay attention, youll notice enchantress is just mirana with a wider nose and squarer jaw
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can you still buy the battle pass and is there any point in doing so?
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>>153003282
>Get a beautiful wife and make a nice family, raise them with all your heart and wait yourself eventually die.
Enjoy being cucked and paying alominies to support your wife's son until you die you cucklord.
The "le happy marriage with le bootyfull wife" is a jewish myth which is made up just so the retards like you marry the ugly post-wall womyn and get FUCKED RIGHT IN THE ASS by the divorce
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>>153003437
this is a pretty good question
can someone post the pic with all the casters/panelists from TI6? I wanna rate them
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>>153003714
waifufags btfo
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>>153003714
If you see my face, you will see how i look like 1,000,000 humans
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>>153003790
>The "le happy marriage with le bootyfull wife" is a jewish myth which is made up just so the retards like you marry the ugly post-wall womyn and get FUCKED RIGHT IN THE ASS by the divorce
I used to think that this type of shit was sarcasm but after that cnn article I'm not so sure
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WHAT
DOES THIS
FUCKING
MEAN
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moo to CoL
swindle just leaked on stream by accident
handsken out swindle to support
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>>153003971
post your face and the face of the 1 million humans you look alike
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How many carries is this item viable on? If you always use the active offensively, it's literally a damage item with some mana regen after all.
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>>153004067
if the first number is at 0 you're not getting ddos'd just shat on
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>>153004138
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>>153004161
clinkz
phantomeme assasin
juggernaut's core before the bat buff
ck
slardar
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>>153004357
wow you look just like me
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>>153004138
haha touche
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>>152993551
>just keep pouring random shit on top of it until you cant even close the box anymore
Americans actually eat this kind of shit?
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>>153004357
eh 8.5/10
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>dotards in 2016
>not playing jungle Troll every game
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FRESH COL LEAK
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>>153004874
SATAN
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Why do people still get vlads on AM

with proper treadswitching you don't get low on hp or mana
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I'm in a pickle /d2g/, I play only support because I'm retarded. My question is, which support would have the best capabilities of carrying, or rather being the safest to play with random shitters that would give be the best odds of pulling out a win?
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>>153004874
build? item timings?
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>>153004357
Only 1 million to go!
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>>153004874
t. 3k shitter
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>>153005267
S H A D O W
D E M O N
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>>153005267
whichever fits your team better desu
in reality it's omniknight
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is crystal maiden good for a beginner? Seeing that item with a dog made me want to play this game.
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>>153004974
Who honestly cares about complexity?

Literally 0% winrate with nahaz coach.

You absolutely cannot fabricate this my fellow gulagites.
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>>153005296
qb + blades of attack start, phase boots, hotd, aquila. it takes him 8-9 minutes to get phase and hotd, then he does roshan and starts pushing towers. xp wise he's on par with a mid hero

Dire ancients: 2598976684
Radiant hard and med camp: 2598951183
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deeeee twoooooooo geeeeeeeeee
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>>153004974
good shit that means that moo wont fuck up my boys at OG
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>>153004874
you played at least 12 games today
I just thought I'd let you know
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>>153004974
>complexity getting moo becuase no one lese will pick him up after what happend

LMAO HIS FUCKING MOM RUINED HIS CAREER BEFORE IT EVEN PROPERLY BEGAN

REMINDER KIDS DO ___NOT___ MIX BUSINESS AND FAMILY IT NEVER ENDS WELL
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>>153005412
>>153005627
Thanks, will try. I love you /d2g/
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>>153005632
kinda, not the best beginner hero imo simply because her nuke is actually a slow but shitters are tempted to miss that, your team will be on your case if you don't level your aura and her ult is channeled, meaning you have to keep track of the enemys abilities to keep track of when it's viable and when it's not
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>>153005267
WD if you need to support a lane
roaming Slarder or Riki
support WK when you have a carry like Medusa or Drow
Enigma
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>>153006575
>roaming slardar
>support wk with dusa or drow
u wot
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>>152997541
>Matumbaman
>miracle
Wont they be like Secret with EE and RTZ?
I mean, both matu and miracle are farm dependent.
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>>153006828
Yeah but the difference is both Matu and Miracle are good players
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>>153006902
Yeah lets just hope so. I went mad the other day went liquid lost to ShitNatic. They literally had that 2nd game. Fuck matu and fatcontrol for throwing it.
>>
EE is streaming again my purpose in life is restored.
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>>153004974
>cancel
yeah thats probably a joke for stream
cancel is trash
note bulba in the other chat tab
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>>153006639
wk and archer go safelane
archer benefits from wk's opener stun and vamp aura, which is better than any lifesteal other than boosted satanic.
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>>153003790
Guys these days want the girl who looks/dresses like their varsity cheer captain and then are surprised when they turn out to be vapid skanks.

If you only care about a pretty piece of pussy you don't need to get married anyway. Just don't go getting all sprung on the prettiest one who will say yes and then act surprised when that's all she is.

Also, if you have no real moral compass or strong values what do you expect from your peers?

>there is no god
>morality is made up and not important
>I can do as I will and it's neither good nor bad
>boo hoo my godless wife cheated on me
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Jacky!
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ENVY IS STREAMING ON TWITCH AGAIN

GET IN HERE
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Eternal envy streaming
YAMERO
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>>153001393
>i came to the conclusion that the only way i can deal with both feelings at the same time is to start working at valve and crash the whole company with no sruvivors from within

Good luck with that. Look at what happened to the last dude who tried to make a difference
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ETERNAL ENVY IS STREAMING OH MY GOD
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>>153006639
It works in 3k. If he was good he probably wouldn't be asking. Sven is pretty good too.
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WEEBS

GET

OUT
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>>153007192
>>153007158
>>153007146
>>153007109
>Garbage player streaming
why should anyone care
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matumbaman is on a team with envy but he might leave because he "needs more time" to make a decision if he wants to stay or not

their name is B L O G B O Y S

envy changed his name to blog boy and position to mid
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ANIME JACK IS BACK
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>>153007263
>>>/reddit/
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POST YFW ENVY IS BACK
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>>153007392
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>>153005860
why not talon?
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>>153007392
>>
i hate weebs
especially the ones that watch shows about cute girls doing dumb shit
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>>153005860
Iron Talon?
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>AnimeNEETs STILL haven't necked themselves after being eternally btfo
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FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING GAY WEEABOOS
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My name is Jacky Mao and I am the carry player of Team Secret. I dropped out of EngSci@UofT to pursue my dreams and become a professional DotA 2 player.
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>>153007392
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>>153007457
>>153007528
Isn't needed and would delay the HOTD, just watch one of his games. This is some matrice jungle TB shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg

thread theme
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>>153001994
>releasing very well made casual games with great success
HotS is shit
HS is okay
OW is the only "good" one
And Dota isn't even a casual game, so what does that have to do with anything?
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>>153007498
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>kicked from a team that came in last
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>Every single worst girl from their respective animes
Why do people like Jacky again?
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is bristleback's aghs good?
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>>152993010
>>152993103
>not eating raw pork every day

This is why you're a manlet stuck in 2k
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>>153007392
>envy is back
>until he inevitably chokes, like he always does
>and we all get to witness that freak's spectacular failure, for the upteenth time

It honestly never gets old.
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>>153007746
>kicked from a team that came second
>>
>first envy stream since like a year
>very first game, he already asks for a tp in fountain like a complete mouth breathing weeb so he can le block after he gets the rune

too much autism already and the game didnt even start im out familia
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>>153007419

souce?
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>>153007912
didn't he stream invoker yesterday
i remember matumba flaming this trashcan in his own stream
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>>153007764
>animes
This is how I know your opinion is shit.
Envy does have shit taste though. Excluding Inaba
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Jacky is BACK!
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>>153003975
what cnn article
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>>153008031
ew girls shouldn't be touching like that
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>>153003790
Moral of the story: be black!
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>>153006167
what happened
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why do animefriends like envy when he has the literal worst taste in anime possible while they don't give a fuck about zai or fng who have great taste?
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>form team
>get kicked
>team wins TI
>be shit
>be shit continously
>still be shit
>be on team
>team comes in last at TI
>get kicked
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>>153008170
White woman + black man relationships actually have a higher divorce rate than average.
Somehow, white man + black woman marriages have a below-average divorce rate.
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>envy's audio is so horrifically out of sync that people donated $20 just to tell him it's out of sync
>but he's autistically ignoring donations
again, why do people like him?
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>>153008217
becuase anime rots your brain
like literally it creates holes in your brain

thats why envy lost the ability to breathe thru his nose for example
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>>153008180
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4zpezd/lootmarket_drops_digital_chaos_sponsorship/
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>>153008217
You're in /d2g/.
The animefriends here are MAL babies.
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>>153008217
because they are animeNEETs, bullied so hard in their compulsory education they dropped out of life

they see themselves in autistic shut in retards with awful taste in supernormal stimulii cringe anime like EE

"t-take that normies" they think whenever they see EE do something autistic and fremdschamen inducing
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>>153008217
because animeposters have shit taste themselves
us true patricians do not need to make anime a cornerstone of our personality
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>>153008217
Okay laddies, time to post your favorites.
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>it's yet another core player can't play his hero episode
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>>153008576
really?

to me it looks like a dota player cannot play dota at all episode desu

you were matched with this guy, the game evalueted you both at the same skill level, really makes you think doesnt it?
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If your winrate ever drops below 50% or if your hours invested into Dota 2 ever exceed your solo MMR, you should honestly just stop playing or make a new account because that's frankly pathetic and embarrassing.
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>>153008525
All movies and ovas suck unless they actually make the whole adaptation

but why was old stuff so violent, only good for the shock value
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>>153008525
>anime-kino bro on /d2g/

based
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>>152993628
im pretty sure the only way to get a higher behavior score is through commends
>>
https://www.twitch
.tv/eternalenvyy

https://www.twitch
.tv/eternalenvyy
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>tfw making food with based /ck/ bros while watching anime and posting on /deetwoogeee/
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>>152991691
who is the cosplayer
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>the only good anime of the season, The Bizzare Adventures Of The One Known As JoJo, has released a new episode today
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EE stream bois
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>>153009140
That's not Re:Zero.
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what hero is the rem of dota?
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>>153009065
my gf
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>EE's playing nigger music
He spent way too much time with Arteezy.
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>LNshitters
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>>153009461
he always had eminem in his playlist

envy was the kid that wore a snapback and baggy clothes in high school
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>>153009295
venge
the whole hero is literally about cucking yourself
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>kyoanus posters
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>>153008695
his stack's average mmr was at my skill level. i fell for the picking for the team meme
>>
Why do people pick Razor?
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>>153009891
becuase he auto wins every melee and low range matchups if you leave them 1v1
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>>153009891
Razor is a good pick when you have a lineup of blue heroes and the other team has a mixed or red color scheme
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>>153009891
In pro games it's because he can be left alone and either wins or breaks even in a 1v1 lane without needing any help
In pubs i do not know, perhaps it's people that enjoy suffering
>>
Ken Chen@Hot_Bid
Me and @SirActionSlacks talk to @MiSeRyDOTA about @DIGITALCHAOSgg's TI6 run and roster changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TB5RMKFKTQ&feature=youtu.be&a

if you want to hear a podcast
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>>153009891
Same reason I pick Viper

To have fun
>>
>Be Alchemist
>Get killed 8 times
>Still have highest net worth
Wow, what a balanced hero
>>
>>153010258
>have highest net worth
>still do nothing
What a hero.
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>>153010243
>one hour of slacks

i feel like after it all i could do is upboat everything i see irl
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Holy shit how old is Kuku
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>>153008525
"im 20 and consider myself a anime connoisseur" starter pack
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>>153010537
Like 19 I think? Everybody on TNC excluding jimmy was younger than 23 I think, and he isn't the only one with kids on that team iirc.
Monkeys will be monkeys. They breed like mad.
Just look at Kelly.
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>>153010537
19

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Kuku
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>>153010537
>you will never go to a baptism for your dota bro's kid
:(
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>>153010243
what game is that
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>>153010537
Kuku's wife is CUTE
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>>153010527
10 minutes in, hes only talk for like 45 seconds or so. mostly hotbid asking misery questions
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>>153010243
tfw the purgecast with hotbid and blitz will never return
>>
Is abyssal blade ogre a d2g approved meme?
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>>153008287
Don't know but you're the guy with a filthyfrank pic
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>>153011081
Blink abyssal then we'll have a deal
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>>153008525
>Watching any anime
Laughing at you are life
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>>153011081
abyssal blade is good on anyone if you have the money for it
back when it gave damage it was only good on cores, but now that it gives you a gorillion health for FREE it's a bkb piercing disable for everyone
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>>153004874
>5k mmr
>cliff jungle
holy kek
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>>153008287
EE is a smart man. Having that donation overlay is enough to cuck dotards into sending him money, there's no reason to actually listen to that shit though.
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>>153011501
>EE is a smart man
stopped reading right there
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>>153004874
>>153005031
I knew it, that jungle troll was dotard.
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>>152993902
They already partied at Seattle, I wouldn't doubt this is a team. Zai could go back to offlane.
>>153001181
PPD will never be out of EG unless he leaves himself. When he formed it around RTZ they got 3rd at TI4, then won with a new squad once Fear got back and picked up another NEL Boy Sumail, and got third again with a mix of both TI4 and TI5 squads with Zai and Fear on instead
>>
guys I don't have any friends ... :/
what anime do I watch to fix this T~T
>>
>>153011858
this anime
*unzips dick*
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>>153011858
wwe smackdown live
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>>153008473
More or less this.
Anime is one of the subjects where casual users reign supreme. One of my best buds from college was a rugby/soccer/all around sportsfan, but nothing made that guy happier than stopping by the nerd rooms to talk about anime.
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I couldn't play dota in the whole week

What's the veredict on Underlord? How do you build him?
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>there are people watching a last place dota player instead of sumail right now
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>>153011858
I got you fampai
>>
this gmae ass lol
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>>153012029
You build for survivability, solo push towers and ult out. Then you lose to Slark because you have him 60 stacks.
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>>153005406
He is actually 5k though
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>>153012053
>supporting terrorism
anon?
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>>153012053
>watching the least entertaining 12 year old paki stream his nigger music over an autistic weeaboo that might let his autism sperg out and give everybody something to laugh at for a while
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>>153010557
Naw, Death Note and virtually everyone anime that aired on Toonami or adult swim falls into that category these days.
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>>153012138
>Then you lose to Slark because you have him 60 stacks.
Isn't this the case for any hero though?
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>>152993201
EW dude those fucking nails, that fucking fatty sweaty hands, fuck no spoiler that shit
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>>153012124
gay af...
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>>153012138
shouldn't underlord be pretty good against slark
>aoe skills
>aura reduces the damage he gets from stacks as well
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>>153012053
>watching sumail
every time i tried tolerating that faggot he's always salty and throwing "lel i troel teammates" tantrums with shitty music in the background
he's like the worst combination of ppd and rtc
>>
how long does it take to get a smurf to ranked?
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>>153012418
>Darkpact the pit
>?????
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>>153012528
150 games, 130 if you got some profile levels from goypendium ceevos
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>>153010343
Someone doesn't know how to push with him
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>>153012537
dark pact THIS
*unzips*
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>>153012537
obviously it's still fucking slark
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>>153006902
>>153007047
Matu is quitting for a year due to military service.
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>>153012396
Is that a problem?
>>
Is visage bad? His skills make very little sense to me.
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>>153012725
yeah
of course it is
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>>153012732
he is OK his only real problem is that grave keepers cloak is completely useless
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>d2g is so bad it's not even possible to discern the onset of australian hours
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>>153007912
>upset over someone using smart tactics
you have autism yourself faggot
>>
>>153012725
ok that's a bit gay
>>
>>153012914
its 9pm EST tho?
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>>153013106
>11am Aussie time
?
>>
What does /d2g/ thinks of Baumi
>>
>>153012537
>Darkpact any disable
>????

well except the ones that can't be purged off
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>>153013234
who?
>>
>>153011858
Watch 91 Days bby, it'll teach you the importance of friends and family

There's no 2Deep4U message or anything
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>EE isnt even 7k

lmao well that gives me hope for my pro dota career i guess
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>>153013418
Annoying german guy who sleeps with a twitch camwhore.
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>>153013558
Whoops forgot pic
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>swindle on ee's team
rip winning streak, poor envy
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>there are nonhumans actually watching EE right now
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>merlini's stream
are all top NA pubs like that
fucking hell every single one of those faggots should be lined up against a wall and shot
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Hey guys, i'm playing with these 4 other people for a while (we're all 1-2k shitters) and we almost always lose if they pick Slark. What's a good team composition we can use to counter that little shit, aside from having proper vision and not going alone in the lanes once he has his shadow blade ?
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>>153012201
this this an adelaide?
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>>153014025
USE is autism, USW is the best server though
>>
>swindlezz and envy on the same team
god dammit I was about to go jerk off but I have to watch this game
this is too good to miss
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>>153013938
i honestly dont understand why more people are not watching merlini
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>Bristle mid against SD and Slark
This is why you got kicked from last place, faggot
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>>153014229
Why not both?
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>>153014225
This absolute faggot playing alch is triggering me pretty hard right now
>>
>>153013230
No one is going to be on at 11am you deluded eurocuck, that's not primetime
>>
>>153014025
USE is pretty terrible, it's part of why he rarely does it anymore. This is what happens when you let virtually every other region dogpile into the most popular one.
>>
>spanish player on EE's team
>he's not being a shitter, just spanish
what is this rare breed
>>
i miss the MOOOOO chants already
>>
2601453352

worst void to have ever existed

this is 3k mmr
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>Swindle trying to coordinate Peruvians in broken Spanish
>>
>>153015436
The spanish have pretty much nothing in common with sudaca subhumans
>>
Why does underlord have an advantage against spirit breaker?
>>
>ee pretending like he would back if the kunkka told him to
fuck off
>>
>>153015701
Firestorm % damage is good for how beefy Spirit Breaker is.

Pit of Malice is AoE and has a good cast range to stop charges.

Out trades with Atrophy Aura.

Can escape/save people because his ult isn't channeled for a teleport.
>>
rofl EE
fucking trashcan
>>
u guys want the rtz crit roster? or should i post it on reddit
>>
>>153016052
What's worth more to you, (You)s or upboats?
>>
>>153016052
is it secret? i hope it's not so rtc can strim on twitch
>>
manta or diffusal first?
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What kind of desktop fear did fear buy with all the TI5 money?
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>>153016146
Arteezy already announced that he'll be steaming on Twitch again next month.
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Guess the level 25
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>>153016146
it's TSM
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they ought to call this hero "Retard Incinerator" or something now

granted im playing at .7k mmr bracket but she just be woopin niggas ass
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>>153016246
Assuming PL, DIFFUSAL >>> ANYTHING

Treads/BoTs>Aquila>Diffusal>Whatever you need

Manta or Heart is typically the next item, Heart gives you sustain to lane and push all day while keeping your illusions on max health and giving them tons of bulk - who needs damage when you drain all the enemies mana and they can't kill you afterwards?
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>>153016379
slark
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>>153016273
>fear did fear
Fuck off shitskin
>>
>>153016321
where? i don't really follow doturd
>>
>>153016379
anti-fun
>>
>>153016246
are you balling diffu
to they have a silence manta
do they have an annoying slow manta
do you have enough slow manta
do you lack disables diffu
is your hero ranged maybe diffu first
...
its situational you numbnut
>>
is envy playing at 3k mmr or something
everyone on dire is awful
>>
Why didnt Sumail wear the neck pillow this year?
It was a guaranteed TI win for EG, instead they lost to a bunch of who's
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>>153016458
Sigh ...
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>>153016502
>>153016671
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>>153016962
>literally the exact optimal level 25 six slotted antimage build

get the fuck out of here.
>>
>>153015612
>Implying
Spain is the mexico of europe
>>
>>153010537
Is Jimmy the godfather?
>>
so uh I've been playing LoL since pit lord released because I don't want to play with retards that pick it every game, but I want to get back to dota 2 asap, so is the new hero craze gone already or is he still picked every game?
>>
>>153017163
USA is the mexico of Canada
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>>153016962
reported
>>
>>153017320
Give it another week famalam
>>
>>153017320
just ban it tard
>>
>EE calls enemy carry doesnt have buyback, urges his team to push into base
>Enemy carry buys back, and ends up getting lots of pickoffs and wins the game
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
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>>153017398
>EE is bad

wew lad what a shocker
>>
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>>153014791
>doesn't know 4chan time starts with the waking hour of the NEET
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remember when the scariest thing you could hear in the game was MY CLAWS RUN RED WITH THE GORE OF FIRST BLOOD
good times
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lots of aussies posting, here during this aussie hour d2g
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this new post game shit is fucking stupid
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>>153017872
what's wrong with it
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>>153017872
youre fucking stupid
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>>153017861
All the aussies left for /owg/ m8
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>>153017352
>implying not-rich people can afford to move here

The super expensive housing market is bad enough, the lack of jobs will drive middle class immigrants to poverty.
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Lol that Merlini game
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SOMEONE LEAK THE NEW EG ROSTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153018193
PPD
Fear
Sumail
Zai
Universe
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new eg roster arteezy just confirmed

1. arteezy
2 fear
3 sumail
4 ixmike
5 chilongqua
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>>153018193
>EE mid
>universe offlane
>RTZ carry
>zai 4
>ppd ward bitch
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>EE invoker
oh boy this will be a fun one
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>>153018238
delet this
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>a-all m-my shit teams scrambled their roster s-so EG must be doing it as well!!!!!!
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>>153017398
It's pretty much his modus operandi to jump to conclusions and fuck up his pubs.

>LETS TAKE ROSH QUICK HURRY WE CAN DO THIS IF WE'RE FAST
>Team responds within 2-3 seconds and get rosh halfway done
>"Nevermind we can't do this, you were too slow"
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please someone make this lone druid set for the warhammer chest
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EE VS SUMAIL BOYS
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>>153018383
after this year EG probably wont fuck with their roster again until fear retires after ti7
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>>153018383
Why are you stuttering like a beta cuck?
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does EE watch Re:Zero?
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>>153018481
he has garbage tastes so definitely yes
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WE
ARE
LIVE

LIVE
AND
WATCHING
OUR
GUY
SUMAIL
TAKE
OUT
REDDIT'S
GUY
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>>153018426
>tfw Grant isn't here to cast this
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What is your favorite support hero /d2g/?

Mine is Crystal Maiden!

People always thank me for leveling her aura, the mana regen does not sound like a big deal but it sure adds up over a whole game!

With Frostbite you can jungle, help your team get kills AND save your carry if he gets chased!

Crystal Nova is a great spell too. It even gets you vision if you cast it on these rocks sneaky people like hide wards on. Put a sentry there and it's easily dewarded!

Then there is her ultimate, Freezing Field!

The AOE is HUUUGE and boy does it do a lot of damage now!

I played a game with my friend Ruby as Oracle yesterday, She would cast her ultimate on me while I casted Freezing Field and our opponents did not know what to do!
They just ran around like headless chickens trying to get out of the icy explosions everwhere but then our Tidehunter blinked in and ravaged!
All our Antimage had to do was chase the survivors to mop up!

We won that game and at the end both me and Ruby got commended for being great supports!

I hope all of you have fun Dota2 games today!

If you feel a bit sad because you lost, cheer up, it's not the end of the world! Maybe give Crystal Maiden a try!
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>>153018612
fuck off paki subhuman
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>>153018625
t. the cuckiest cuckport that ever 'ported on the 'lag
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>>153018481
I hope so
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Traxex decided that I wasn't man enough to wear men's clothes. She had bought some lingerie for me to wear. So for her next date I was instructed to wear knickers, bra, stockings and suspender belt. Her lover for that night commented that I looked sweet but my hard cock was a turn off. Traxex's solution for that was a cage. Her reasoning was sound: her boyfriends didn't like seeing my erection and I couldn't get nasty stains on my lingerie if I wore the cage. It also made her happy and if it made her happy I was happy to do it. Her purchases included some sexy dresses too and beautiful high heel shoes. These all went into my closet. Traxex decided that I needed to wear my girly clothes, my cock cage and my collar all the time when I was at home. She wanted it and I was happy to do it for her. The next night there was a message to wear a full face of make up. All I needed was on my dresser in my room. She told me to make it slutty and she gave me instructions. So now I was dressed as a woman, including lingerie; I wore slutty make up; I had my cock in a cage and wore a cuckold collar. Traxex loved it and so did I. We were more like sisters now. She even had me shopping with her for some more feminine things like jewellery. I had my ears pierced twice and my bellybutton pierced too. She told me she was considering getting me a tramp stamp tattoo too but hadn't found the right design for me yet. Not long after this Traxex came home with two men. One was typical of her lovers; tall and muscly but the other was a little effeminate. She said, "Anon, this is Jamie. He's going to fuck me. And that is Brandon. He's going to fuck you."
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>>153018625
Night Stalker

But he sucks this meta.
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>>153018625
I like wraith king because people don't expect him and his stun is amazing for securing early kills/bullying.

for a more serious answer, BANE
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>cuckposting increases during aussie hours
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>>153018852
hmm not a fan 6/10
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>watching EE instead of our guy Brian
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>>153019059
>4am in EU
>aussie hours
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>>153017397
It's random nigger, I'm not going to chance my mmr that
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>>153018613
Godbless Grant

Godbless the USA
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sumail and ee competing who can feed more? LUL
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>>153017010
>six slotted
>battlefury
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how to counter tinker? His laser seems to be a pretty sick nuke now. even ember can barely take him head on 1v1 mid
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>>153019214
4am is NEET prime time
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>>153019320
Could be useful against Spectre illu
>352gpm Specter
lol

That's a pretty brutal anal raping actually.
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>>153019320
>dropping your battlefury
>ever
this mistake cost so many pro games losses lmao
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>>153019349
SF is one of the best mids vs him because of raze, but ganking him with supports is necessary.
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>>153004874
>>
you will always lose if you have a jungler above 5k mmr
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>>153019349
Stun and have an mkb.
Or just build a Radiance and let Tinker kill himself when he tries to Soul Ring for more mana.
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>>153019320
do NOT reply to this bait!
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>>153019621
>bfury
>lategame
you keep it in stash only in case you get mega'd or whatever. for fighting it's useless af
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>>153008865
No, don't abandon and don't get too many reports (how people ever manage to get more than 5 reports is beyond me) and you'll easily get to 9k and more.

Not that it makes a difference, I'm at ~9.7k behavior score and I still get plenty of dipshits.
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>>153007764
also the most popular girls in anime, i think his reason of picking them is not by taste but by popularity
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>>153019694
>only post remotely engaging gulagites to discuss the actual game
>POST ANIME PICTURES INSTEAD!!

Ok kid.
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>>153019736
and then u can't splitpush lmao
ams who drop bf are morons
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>PL has less hero damage than everyone on the team, including the Lion and AA

what did he mean by this?
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>>153019117
Are you actually getting cuckolded when you're getting fucked and enjoying it while your waifu is getting fucked?
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Is puck a good characterto main as a newb
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What did he mean buy this?
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why EE pick hero that he cant play?
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>>153019949
only if it's a splitpush game

most cases AM has to actually win fights lategame
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How do you check behavior score?
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>>152991401
Now that underlord is out, does that mean that dota 2 is a complete game now?
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>>153020093
No.
Its literally do nothing while making it look like you are doing a lot: the hero.
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>>153020140
Yeah it's complete SHIT
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>in lobby
>someone has troll selected but not picked
>I have offlane picked
>morph has been picked
>last two are a duo and they pick void and wd, leaving troll to go tide
>this void and wd duo are the shittest players, lose their lane, over extend hard and don't use their spells 50% of the time

G-Good game...
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>>153017872
It's pretty cool but they should add a "low quality" option that doesn't load the hero models and their items.
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>>153019349
>Pick zet.
>Build blade mail.
>Activate tempest double and dance around the MoM.
>ded Tinker.
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>>153020103
means youre shit
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>every MOBA has a variant of Monkey King
>Icefraud comes along and thinks "yeah lets put him in our game xD"

Where were you when Valve showed themselves to be creatively bankrupt?
>>
Guys, I'm begging you.
Tell me what the teammates tab does, please.
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>>153020471
Only useful if you have friends so I don't know what it does.
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>>153020184
oh
:(
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>>153020471
it makes it easier to identify shitters you should unfriend
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>>153020140
no

dota 2 is still missing a lot of features from wc3 dota, specifically normal mode and capture point

i mean, seriously? how can anyone call dota 2 complete when it doesn't even have fucking NORMAL MODE? this game has been out for what, 6 years? how fucking lazy is valve that they can't port the most basic core game mode over?

dota 2 will never be complete. this shit game will be in perpetual beta. we will never get normal mode, capture point, or anything else we need to have a complete and functioning game. everyone just leave now. abandon fucking ship. time to migrate to LoL and HotS. dota 2 is fucking DEAD.
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>>153020623
Ignore this idiot, Puck is pretty good.
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>>153020368
haha uh oh i dont think so beorhter
it means YOURE shit
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how is someone as bad as EE on a professional dota team?
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>>153020798
can u do better
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>>153020220
you'd think that since they are friends / in a stack, they would perform better but most of the time stacks who que together are garbage and a shitty bully.

>>153020109
he did so many misplay with invoker. Like he is the pussiest player i've seen and rather use FS to fight against a push instead of meteor or other AOE.
Fuck man this kid is so fucking bad, he even flee a potential fight to use his midas but managed to block the camp from spawning. jesus
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>>152991691
those boobs are insane who is that
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>>153020623
just play whatever hero you want my dude
it's a game, you're supposed to have fun
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>>153019621
I still remember a game where CTY sold bfury, bought sheep, then sold the sheep to buy bfury 10 minutes later.
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>>153020093
if you build a dagon, yes
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QUICK /d2g/ WHAT SERVER HAS LESS PERUVIANS, US EAST OR WEST??

I DON'T CARE ABOUT PING
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>>153021047
I'd lick her tailhole if you know what I mean
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>>153021176
west
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>>153021176
west by far
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>>153021176
USW
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Does anyone use this piece of shit anymore? It seems like all the heroes that use to build dagon now use other items.
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Dota 2 Update - August 26th, 2016
Product Update - Valve
* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.
* Fix bugs related to new game end sequence and battle cup.
SALVATION
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>>153020798
he is not on a pro team because he is bad. anyone who thinks he "left" is delusional, he was allowed to say he left to save face
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>>153013234
Seems nice enough. Watched some of his vids, never gets angry or salty, seems like he updates every day. Would stack with/10.

>>153018625
I know its pasta, but might as well admit that its treant.
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>>153021273
>>153021331
>>153021338
Thanks guys hope you're not playing a ruse on me
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>>153021176
>United Shanghai West or Peruvian East

i pick EUW
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>>153021389
mirana does sometimes
nyx might sometimes
idk about necro
idk about the memey ones like bloodseeker/bounty either
>>
What is the maximum behavior score?
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>>153021176
west but honesly most people on USW are just as bad as peruvians expect you can understand them when they flame you for not suiciding with them in fights
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>>153021504
10k i think but its impossible
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>>153021578
>he doesn't farm good girl points
lele
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>>153021412
Now if only they actually decide to use their goddamn server
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>>153021176
USW is dunning kruger in digital form.
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>>153021714
Not even peruvians want to play with peruvians
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>>153021389
Dagon 1 is great, upgrades are a honeypot.
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>>153021578
But I have 10k.
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>>153021453
EUW is probably the best server but if you're one of these Americucks who can't perform basic acts of coordination without discussing every detail on voice first you're better off on USW.
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>>153022052
timestamp pls??
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>EE
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>>153021747
>inb4 Americans start using the Peru server to get away from them much like the Russia server works for EU
>>
triggered gaynad is the best
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>>153022113
I'd queue on EU West but my ping there is going to be 150ms minimum so it's US East for me
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>tfw you're actually learning shit watching BSJ's coaching stream
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stop being obese you guys
>>
Gonna see how bad this is compared to the pinoys who play on AUS servers
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>>153022628
im trying this as well
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HEROES THAT ARE GOOD FOR GRINDING MMR AT 3-4k

1
2
3

GO
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>>153023551
Io
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>>153023551
any hero if you are not a shitter
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>>153023551
meepo
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How do I get a cute trap gf to play Dota with?
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>>153023689
that's a girl
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D-does anyone want to p-play with m-me...
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>>153023760
Post Steam qt
>>
>league updates probably their only unique character left
>make him a generic ripoff of a summoner
l o l????
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>>153022628
>current year
>still thinks that peru server is where the literal subhumans gather
try USW instead
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>>153023551
Kunkka
Meepo
Storm Spirit

The KMS starter pack
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>>153023689
traps are boys tard
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>>153023551
Void
Timbersaw
Alchemist
Morphling
Juggernaut
Sven
Omniknight
Nyx
Slark
Axe, even
>>
>die
>lose 2 racks and throne

what the FUCK
>>
New Server has been added for Peru. I wonder why, they'll remain completely empty
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>>153024302
save for buyback retard
>>
>>153024403
Maybe they'll have better ping to it this time.
I live in the states and my ping to them isn't terrible, whereas most of South America has like 200-300ms to their own servers.

It's either Valve being cheap, or the massive lack of infrastructure. Probably both.
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>>152999439
wew tiago ur fucking gay
>>
>>153024978
Nah bro, they either have a shit ISP, or they are straight up lying for the feeding retards who inexcusably queue as being able to speak english
I get 35-50ms to BR and Chile server, ~75 to Peru and I'm from neither of those countries
>>
I just started playing this game and I'm already in elo hell
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/41358376/matches?date=week&enjoyment=any&timezone=America%2FNew_York

And aside from the first 2 games, every time I go negative there's at least 2 guys on my team feeding their shit out at like 3/15. I know enough about mobas to not be shit but I don't know how to carry dota
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>>153025715
news flash: valve can detect smurfs
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rate my items on mirana mates
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how do i get a cute twink bf to play dota with me?
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>>153025750
I'm not a smurf though, I know nothing about the game. I'm just a lolbabby
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>>153025872
yeah right

new players in 2016 MEGALUL
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>>153025867
Well, like all dota couples
Go to a furry convention and pick someone up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TB5RMKFKTQ

True talk time boys
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>>153025867
Why does he have a band-aide on his nip? Did he cut it when shaving?
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>>153005260
Respond. NOW
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>>153026196
its just a jap thing i guess
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>>153025858
I sold it for dagon and Im getting it back again. selling was a mistake
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>>153025858
>ee consistently falls for the spellcasting mirana meme
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>>153026354
you cant make this shit up
>>
>in single draft as a level 5 new shitter
>play against a level 37 invoker one trick, who somehow got invoker in SD
>average invoker stats over 150 games is 15/5
>my team accuses him of using cast macros, I don't know enough about the game to say either way
>he goes 16/5/15
>my team includes a 4/17 and a 4/15
Please god let me unlock ranked games soon
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>>153026608
Its not going to be any better.
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Weedmandota is back you guys
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has EE won any games since he started streaming?
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Hello yes


how 2 kill league??

ask for friend who want to end riot after they rape dog
>>
>>153026608
You will get sub 3k in ranked and quit or become the next PSG. Welcome to DotA
>>
>>153026680
It will once I get to 9k mmr where I rightfully belong
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>>153026715
Thanks senpai.
>>
>>153017398
>EE wasn't expecting pub carries to not make the retarded mistakes he makes in pro play
Scientists baffled
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guess my next item
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>>153026779
Of course. Why not buy an account that's already at your true mmr then?
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>>153026885
moonshart
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>>153026063
>Listened to the whole thing
>Literally 0 juicy details
>>
[x] easily win lane
[x] strong early teamfight potential
[x] easy comeback thanks to his ultimate
[x] one of the fastest farmers
[x] tanky without needing to invest in armor or hp
[x] arguably the biggest lategame dps

Who is that dotamon?
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>>153027010
nope, i forgot to press leap and used it on BB
>>
>>153027051
Plague Pope
>>
>>153027051
Razor
>>
>>153027051
kys svenpicker
>>
>>153027157
>tanky without items
>>
>>153027051
kunkka the admiral
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>>153027175
>fast farm
>dps
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>tfw you tried that ancients troll meme build and still managed to win in 24 minutes even though you didn't skill fervor at level 1 and died to neutrals
>>
>this EE game

Dagon is gonna be a first build item at this rate.
>>
>>153026715
>fad man is back
his gimmick got old the second time you see him just like every stoner
>>
Vlad's on Meepo, should I get it? This is assuming I don't have the luxury of another player who will buy it.
>>
>>153025604
no they're not lying

the infrastructure is complete shit so they get like 300 ping in their servers but only 200ping to our servers
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ee doesn't even try rightclicking enemy heros
he just runs around until dagon c/d goes off
>>
lmao that ee game

it was like eg vs ehome on mutant steroids
>>
>>153027535
no
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NEW GREY BUTTON LEFT TO THE SETTINGS ONE IT DOES NOTHING
ICEFRAUD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>we are electric background song
>win team fight and game

EE hacker confirmed?
instead of asking what d2g food to eat to git gud maybe we should ask what song to play to git gud instead?
>>
>>153027450
I don't see why not. It's so cheap and easy to get nowadays with the gold adjustments and it's really favorable with mobility items being so common.
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>>152973604
i would like to personally congratulate you for making the single most confusing post in history
for the fucking life of me i can't tell whether you're joking or not
and it makes me more worried by the second
>>
>>153027775
im sure the key to success is a cute twink bf
>>
Why do people buy vlads on AM when vanguard is so much cheaper?
>>
>>153027732
Why? Wouldn't the aura 15% +damage and lifesteal be useful?
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>YOU. ARE.
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>>153027970
no
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>>153027535
Better to spend money on something else.

If you really need the hp regen, just get a bottle.
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>>153027975
MILDLY
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>>153027959
Mana regen
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>>153027975
TEMPORARILY INCONVENIENCED
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>>153027229
>What is 10 stacks of sadist
>What is 90 self heal
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EG is stll "good" right?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11089340
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>>153004376
Wait, if you use solar crest active do your illusions still get the evasion?
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>>153028049
that you get enough of from bf
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>>153027959
old habits
roshan
better for team fights
1k gold is like 1.2-1.5 minutes of farm anyway
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>>153027959
Almost no one does now thanks to the abysal blade change
Thanks for the -100 damage icefraud, I built vanguard now
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>>153028045
DISADVANTAGED
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>>153028132
No you don't. Have you tried blinking around everywhere
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svg + ee confirmed
prolly 747 too
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Thanks for using the correct OP Drow poster
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>>153028207
yes and he's fine
try tread swapping lolbaby
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>>153028245
Is he making a weeb stack?
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>>153028324
probably remaking c9
watch them become way better in 2 years when he ditches them again, top kek
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>>153028245
how do players like svg even get picked up? it's like one day they're on some tier4 NA team like root gaming and get stomped by void boys, then suddenly they're picked up by tier1 teams even though all they've won in their life is SECS or some iteration of NEL
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How the fuck did we play this game when tp costed 100 shekels?
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>>153028614
Maybe he'll be good yo, Cr1t didn't win shit until OG.
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>>153028625
Back then Dota was a thinking man's game, today it's just a clusterfuck without real consequences thanks to FREE gold for supports and memeback swings.
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>>153028614
SVG got alot of good vibes from players in NEL. So much that Fear invited him to be their coach during TI.
>>
What is so special about manta on void?
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>>153028625
How the fuck did we play this game when blink dagger costed 50 maners?
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>>153028625
>we
back to lolg u go
>>
new eg roser

miracle
sumail
zai
crit
fear
>>
>every game has spectators forcing the (word)-ed meme
Thank god Valve lets us turn that shit off
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What happens when:

1. Pitlord teleports a Sand King who's channeling his ult?
2. Pitlord teleports an Enigma who's channeling black hole?
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>>153028918
Why aren't there custom games that are just previous patches unedited?
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>>153028968
How the fuck did we play this game when Void ult was a 5 second global stun?
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>>153029046
>2. Pitlord teleports an Enigma who's channeling black hole?
uncounterable BH, enigma keeps channeling after he TPs
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>>153028968
the same way we do now with force staff costing mana
i really wish the absolute madman would start removing these insignificant mana costs
the item itself gives you enough int to render the cost useless, shits retarded
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>atrophy aura
So, which heroes other than tiny rely on base damage?
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>>153029151
Remove Euls mana cost and make Lina great again
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>yfw you died and the beat dropped and your team spamming "dog carry"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aFuNBpAjTQ
>>
>peru server
>fps issues
>terrorblade's quas smashing toasters to bits
this is the best anti-peru update and thus the best update ever
>>153029218
morph
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>>153029218
Morphling, Sven to an extent, Slark, terrorblade, phantomlancer, anyone who stacks stats over damage items
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>>153029218
illusion based heroes
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where is singsing
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>>153029345
im right here
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>>153029345
hiding
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>>153029218
Essentially any stat-reliant hero, dingus.
It has nothing to do with heroes that have high, native base damage. It destroys any right-click carry in the laning phase when it comes to CS. It destroys heroes like skadi medusa with split shot, morphling, drow ranger, phantom lancer, mid-game Sven, terrorblade, etc.
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>>153029306
i fuking swear underdog is the best sven counter up to date

>pierces bkb
>reduce got strenght exponentially
>can build crimson easily
>easy out of jail card for team
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>>153029279
>Peru in shambles for a little bit after the Reborn update
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>>153029345
Practicing to win WCA.
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>so desperate for a western team he is sucking up to cuckda
alright now its just sad
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>>153029218
Carries who buy a lot of stat items rather than +damage items
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>>153029417
>pick Pitlord
>solo offlane against Spectre and Crystal Maiden
>Spectre is doing like 40 right-click at level 2 atrophy
>CM is doing 20-something

I love this hero
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>>153029562
isnt he insane
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>>153012139
I'm sea 5k and you can't pull off this shit here.

ARC WARDEN
TINKER
INVOKER

AH SHIT MAN, you're lucky enough to pull a troll.
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>>153028968
Most strength heroes avoided the item until later in the game or only used it for clutch initiations or escapes.
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>>153029632
nah, before taking the leap to insanity he decided to become reddit incarnate instead

he should have stopped at "lunar facts" instead of this moonlord bullshit
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>>153028119
yes, i got 60% winrate with ck. That +10 armor +30% evasion is legit for raping people 1 by 1.
But as you can see, that meta sorta fall off due to mass aoe getting picked and pit lord release.

Still somewhat working but not "fotm" type of working unlike before meta.
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Assuming he has two branches:
>has 4 armor at level 1
>has 740 hp at level 1
>has 67 base damage at level 1
>picked up Atrophy Aura at level 1

How do you trade with this hero???
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>>153028119
Do people actually try to right click CK illusions?
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>>153029650
What is Arc Warden gonna do when you push rax at 20 minutes? And why wouldn't you just ban Tinker?

I don't see why it wouldn't work in games against greedy lineups with a solo support.
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>>153029654
nice i got a shout out from mss
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>>153029960
You don't really, same reason you don't trade with Ogre at level 1. Soak some experience, put points into your nuke, and kill him later at level 3 or 4 because he has real shitty stat growth.
>12 starting agility
>1.3 agility growth
>people think he makes a good right clicker carry
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>>153029960
>trade
league refugees were never alllowed to talk in this general
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>>153029960
Wait until he pushes the wave under the tower and get effortless lasthits, or just gank him because of the aforementioned wave pushing.
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>>153029279
>>153029306
>pick underlord against morph
>morph replicates you
>morph gets a free rapier if he wins a teamfight, and free 120 damage just for having the illusion live for 4 creep waves
Great counter guys
>>
fuck this general
its pure shitposting and le 4chan contrarian meme

not even waifus can save this
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>>153029960
poor man shield slark
wyvern support
drow picker
naix
>>153029962
some people underestimate ck illusions
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>>153030173
Doesn't work anymore.
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>>153030103
>effortless lasthits under tower while green hellfire is raining down on you
>>
what is the guide to play arc warden?
since it's release, I don't see him in many games at all and not even picked in TI
I wanna show him some love but I have no idea how to play him / his combo
Is he noob friendly?
>>
>>153029654
>he could have a decent team anytime he wants
>still sticks to making teams with irrelevant tier 3 shitters

Fucking Team Dog was great until Pajkatt imploded the team.
>>
>>153030205
CK doesn't actually make illusions, he just has a buff that causes his W to inflict instant death, and the graphic that comes with this buff just so happens to look like several illusions.
>>
>>153030301
He's only when played by 6k+ players.
>>
In a restaurant see Purge eating in the table behind me what do I do?
>>
>>153030301
>Is he noob friendly?
no
>>
>>153030301
>not even picked in TI
Arc warden is not available for picking in captain's mode.

And I don't see what there is to not understand. All of his abilities are quite simple.
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>>153030226
>unironically skilling firestorm before maxing W and E
PFFFFFFFT.

>>153030092
It pisses me off people are seriously trying to build him as a right-clicker or ganker. Just keep the nigger as a high-farming tank and pusher, holy shit.
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>>153029960
>farmed pitlord
Oh shit guys, we lost.

hero can't seriously threaten your carry and even if you force him out of lane he can just jungle to catch up. he's like a worst beastmaster
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>>153030435
ask him why he lost me 25 mmr with jah that one time
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>>153030435
Tell him he shouldn't have missed that CS.
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>>153030173
>"I don't read patch notes"

Nice
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>>153030215
gay
>>
is EE autistic or gay?
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>>153030435
remind him of every dollar of his that went to the hillary foundation
>>
>>153030435
Whisper ''shouldn't have missed that last hit louder and louder bit by bit'' and then I'd he says something about it go silent and pretend you don’t know who he is.
>>
>>153030482
>get the pleasure of having a roaming pitlord
>trying to farm mid
>level 3 pitlord strolling out from offlane
>making me very aware of his level 2 firestorm and level 1 pit of malice by pinging it
>comes in
>uses pit first, then firestorm
>enemy mid only in it for 2 seconds tops
>pitlord dives the tower and dies
????
>>
>>153030482
>maxing Firestorm last
What?
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>>153017689
why the fuck would a NEET wake up at 11 a fucking clock?
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>>153029986
i wont explain in depths but just look at this lineups.

Its really hard to pull off
>>
http://store.steampowered.com/news/23825/

* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.
* Fix bugs related to new game end sequence and battle cup.

>* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.

This will change nothing.
>>
>>153029046
They continue as normal, as his ult is changing their locations

It's counterbalanced though because only a few creeps achieve decent positioning before getting massacred.
>>
>>153030640
>>
>>153030640
yes
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>>153030892
There's a pretty competent build I'm seeing in /vg/ and some pub games.

Having points in firestorm and pit of malice forces you to buy mana boots and soul ring to be effective. Firestorm works better the later the game goes, and especially during high ground fights.

If you ignore it and just get pit of malice and atrophy, it lets you ignore mana issues and get shit like phase and vanguard early, then build into teamfight tank items much faster, with less risk and more potential in teamfights without having to rely on enemies to be standing in your fucking firestorm for its full duration.
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>tfw our guy Mason, savior of NADOTA and disobeyer of throw orders, is preparing his return
>>
Was suicide initiation viable in the past in dota?
>>
>>153031319
>build into teamfight tank items much faster
>without a farming spell

rofl
>>
>>153031351
weebstack is real?
>>
>>153031319
How do you farm items faster without your farming ability?
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take bets on now if EE will win this game or not.
Winner gets some (you)s for your trouble
>>
>tfw you will never reach 4k because you can't play support
It is literally impossible lads, how do these cucks do it?
>>
>>153030863
>>get the pleasure of having a roaming pitlord
Pit Lord is not a roamer
>>
>>153031424
>>153031484
>knocking it without trying it
wew lad, farm the heroes that try and fail to gank you while you afk in lane.
Firestorm isn't as amazing as people make it out to be for farming. I can see people getting one point in pit and maxing Q and E, but I've made more than enough use of the pit's cooldown and 2.5 second disable to feel it's more valuable to skill than firestorm.

>>153031609
Exactly, and he's not a hard carry either. Doesn't stop people from playing him like one.
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>>153028094
as long as they don't re-sign rtc
>>
>>153031557
who are the supports on radiant? Not what hero, I'm asking which players they are.
>>
>>153031557
Yeah, his axe will carry him
>>
>>152991845
oops
>>
what is the reason people keep eating their tango with their gg branches? Is it that hard to walk a few pixels back to eat a tree? Doesn't the stats help in laning as well?

Also, I'm writing a cover letter and is 'communication quality' a word? I want to quantify the quality that as an ambassador, I was able to provide good customer service
>>
>>153031557
That Axe is a Peruvian fuckhead who tilts and feeds, so Radiant.
>>
>>153031424
>forcing a farming tank hero to be mana dependent
silly goose

>>153031813
>what is the reason people keep eating their tango with their gg branches? Is it that hard to walk a few pixels back to eat a tree? Doesn't the stats help in laning as well?
gg branch + tango = 2x duration
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>>153031813
It's twice the regen and if all you have is two shared tangos before you get your bottle it makes a difference.
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>>153031813
Holy shit can you not fucking read. Eating planted trees doubles the overall regen.
>>
>>153031894
>>153031914
heh, should have read the patch notes. Did they change it so hatchet 1 hit kill wards too? Seems like people are able to immediately kill wards secs after they planted their own sentry
>>
rofl
people were hype for envy streaming again?
>>
>>153032013
ofc u fuccboi, you can also eat wards.
>>
>>153032052
>>153032052
>>153032052
new
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>>153031813
you can't read patch notes so you don't deserve whatever shit job you're applying for
>>
>>153032106
6 memes late
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>>153032135
but i manage to communicate with a cool and calm demeanor. That should speaks volume to my communication skills right?

Also, I took a long break and now came back to it cause I'm jobless. The patch notes on liquidpedia are mostly hero changes though
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>>153031695
>wew lad, farm the heroes that try and fail to gank you while you afk in lane.
so it stops working once people realize you can just ignore the pitlord?
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>>153031019
>fuuuuck youuu
What did he mean by this?
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