/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Hana Donged

First for Genji nerf fucking when

Reminder Pharah is the most beautiful Overwatch girl, Young Ana is great too.

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Third for corrupted skins.

>>152938672
have you been under a rock for the last 2 weeks?

>>152938664
how the fuck is hana alive in that pick?

haven't logged on since competitive ended

when is the next season

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>you will never find a man as attractive as mccree in your lifetime

why even live

>Every OP is tasteless waifu shit

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>>152938719
corrupted by literally what

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Angela Ziegler

>>152938717
Bastard you got me by two seconds.

twitch.teevee/abstractstab
my friend is streaming
he is gay, single, and looking for love

Why are the training bots heads so fucking big? I can land insane flickshots on them all day just due to their ridiculous size so it doesn't really help for practice

Ana bots are a meme now since blizz broke the AI and they just wander around aimlessly now, and tracking them down is annoying

>>152938757
my dick

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>>152938719
Blizzard has to know that reversal skins would sell boxes like hotcakes.

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>>152938664
dicks out for Mei____

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>tfw you get an Ana POTG

>>152938741
>>152938849
nice one

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Dear everyone that plays this game, Ana doesn't solo heal. Someone else needs to be Zen/Mercy/Lucio. And preferably a Rein on the team too. Thank you.

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post high-tier esports

>>152938863
Fuck off nepshitter you sperg

Eichenwald is just about the worst fucking map they could've designed.

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>Well Anon, which of us do you want first?

>still at 5%

Sombra is officially dead to me.

SOMBRA NEVER

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>>152938863
I've never seen this animation in the wild, although I've seeen a couple of Ana POTGs

>>152938896
hey ana, who do you like to boost?
i like to boost reapers and roadhog and torbjorn (during their ults)

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>>152938920

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whats his name again?

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>there are people who like inferior OverWaifus
Widow is the best girl.

>>152938938
this

>>152938736
Biker skin when?

>>152938983
Pathwaybacon

>>152938983
Highwayporker

>buy commando 76
>performance with S76 goes to fucking shit

What the FUCK

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>that guy who calls everyone awful after losing

>>152938983
autobahnschweinhund

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It doesn't need an introduction, because it introduces itself!

T A S T Y
A
S
T
Y

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>>152938953
>tfw you have gotten all 3 Highlight intros for Ana and you know you'll never get to use them

Playing Ana is pure suffering.

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>>152938932
Hana, and only Hana.
I will be saving my virginity until i meet Hana IRL and we will eat Doritos together.

>>152938983
Mako Rutledge

>>152938849
FUG

>dude makes a reasonable post, albiet in a "toxic" manner
>gets downvoted to oblivion
Blizzdrones everybody

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748884743

>>152939104
is that you anon

>>152938983
Benedict Cumberbatch

>>152939104
stfu

>>152939104
Maybe if he didn't go straight for the retarded "git gud" approach and say something that is less autistic maybe people would take him seriously.

>>152938983
Big Fat Ugly Bug Face Baby Eating O'Brien

>>152938983
BoulevardPiglet

>>152938983
streetpig

Is burst firing a requirement for playing 76?

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Around support mains never relax.

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>>152939104
the forums are pure shit

If I were to take some random posts from here, some from the forum and show them to someone who doesn't frequent either places he would be certain the forum posts were the 4chan ones

>>152939247
whats the matter? did he fill you to the brim with scrap

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>>152939048
>commando 76
>not buying AMERICA STUNT RIDER 76'

>>152939276
What the fuck

>>152938983
The baby eating bishop of Bath-n-Wells.

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>>152939276
b-but we're not all hiv positive .............yet

>>152938983
Interstateham

>>152939247
Anon that's clearly Angel Marie

>>152939360
Jeff Foxworthy 76 is the best

>>152939273
Yes

>>152939335
>he doesn't get the reference

>>152938627
>you'll be winning (and losing) at a steady rate anyway
I don't know, but I have 72 won games out of 104 in competitive, peaked at rank 66 and then season ended. I feel like I could possibly get to 70+, will see how it goes in S2.
In qps the forced 50 is the absolute truth, you can wiggle all you like, but your winrate will gravitate towards 50% anyway, that I can confirm. But nobody cares aboud qp so whatever

>>152939408
I love this artist.

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Should I uninstall?

>Pic Related

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>>152921106
>laugh
or smile

>>152938719
>>152938831
Man this looks so fucking cool.

>>152939379
I stopped playing Mercy once I mastered Zen, sadly.
The only time I'll play her is if my team is shit and they die at the same time, all the time.
How do you deal with flankers? I just discord and go to town.

>>152939459
What? Why? You're doing bad or something?

>>152939459
No, because Dad is getting a buff!

>>152939558
Those stats are good?

>>152939468
That's creepy.

>>152938983
avenueswine

>>152939535
I like how Genji is a cyborg but D.Va has fast reaction times

>>152938983
*sighs*
Mako

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well okay then

>>152938983
Roadhog can't you fucking read?

Mercy's getting buffed and the other two heal cucks are getting nerfed. Is it time to actually learn Mercy? no troll ansers please

>>152939279
Do you think Pharah teases Mercy for being 6 feet tall and Mercy being 5'11?

>Someone on your team instalocks McCree
>He doesn't hit a single fucking shot the entire match
FFS this S76 needs to become the mid range meta so these faggots can play him instead and actually do something.

>>152939684
No.

Mercy is not worth the slot when Zenyatta, Lucio, and Ana offer more utility.

>>152939702
>Someone on your team instalocks McCree
>He doesn't hit a single fucking shot the entire match

This happens far more then it should

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>>152939482
I fucking love Talon Tracer

>>152939607
It's because whoever animated it doesn't get how genuine smiling works; it's a fake-looking smile.
Expressions move the ENTIRE face, no matter what. Genuine smiling pushes the cheeks and bottom eye lids up.

>>152939689
No I think you're a lonely faggot that shitposts about your retarded headcanon ships to pass the time.

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>>152939769
This.

>>152939689
>Do you think Pharah teases Mercy for being 6 feet tall and Mercy being 5'11?
Retarded shipping aside, what the fuck am I actually reading

>>152939784
Sometimes I wish Mercy was never added to the game. 99% of shipping would die off.

>>152939601
Just get better or something, no one gives a shit about stats in Overwatch, just teamplay.

>>152938831
>>152938719
>>152939764
>literally more edgy than reaper

It's shit

>>152939840
Epic /fit/ manlet memes.

>>152939881
Not even that, the post just didn't make sense

>>152939684
Lucio and Zenyatta are still better picks than Mercy because of sheer utility.

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Today during a non-PTR match, my Torb started singing Hi-Ho. I've never heard him do that.

Anyone else experience this in the past?

>>152938831
>tfw you'll never operate with Amelie

http://strawpoll.de/6963fba
help me decide

>attack on hanamura
>our team has genii, hanzo, widow, and Lucio
>enemy team has two bastions
>6 mins to capture B
>we lose

Hanamura officially worst fucking map

What is utility?

>>152940010
Buy Raptorion

>>152939950
He says that when he's in a pirate skin

he also says "Ahoy mateys"

>>152938915
Pro Genji
https://twitter.com/EL/status/768978280816848896

>>152940054
The ability to do more. Mercy is a shit Healer pick because she can only Heal or Damage Boost a single person at any given time, that's all she can do. Lucio and Zenyatta can participate in combat and debuff while simultaneously healing.

>>152940084
This was a Blä Torbjörn.

Maybe a bug?

I just got a play of the game as Widowmaker for head shotting an Ulting McCree and waving hello
That's it

>>152938932
Widow because I know her butt is genuinely phat, Tracer's must be some kind of implant considering how flat she is ingame.

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>>152940019
It really is. The second point is balanced but the first point is completely stupid because the "side door" is not accessible by every character.

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Let them eat _____

>>152938983
Streetswine

>tfw you figured out the sombra ARG last week and have been playing her in the unlocked game mode since and just laughing at cucks on the forums and on /owg/ struggling to figure it out

pathetic t b h.

>>152940267
blueberry cake.

>>152940267

my ass.

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>>152940292

>>152939441
I hope that they add "unranked" too, because to me the ranks really do feel meaningless. I just want my golden guns (only needed like 15 more wins to get them, but then the season ended, meh).

Clan support would also be nice.

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Post healslut

>>152940292
what's your IQ?

>>152940267
Amelie Lacroix's butthole

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>>152939759
>>152939937

I intensely disagree, Mercy is fucking legit on the PTR. I even managed to solo heal on Anubis defense in a fucking master league competitive game as Mercy and win.

Resurrect has always been the most powerful support ult and the reasons Mercy was switched out for Zenyatta are now mostly gone. She gets her ult super fast again on top of doing significantly more single target healing than before AND discord getting nerfed AND speed boost getting nerfed. How the fuck could anyone think Mercy won't come back?

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>>152940292
Weak bait

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>>152939671
That's what you get for playing on a console.

>>152938983
Highwayham

how do I find a healslut to play with

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>>152940267
ass

Who is the most balanced character in the game and why is it the edgelord Reaper?

>tfw you play on console
>tfw junkrat and genji are unkillable

>>152939671
>Playing on console

>>152939671
You already posted this, console lamer.

>>152940174
BLÅ! He's SWEEEDISH you know.

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https://clyp.it/nimsdgn4?token=faffe713033b19e5bf7abd37db432ec7

>>152940439
Most of the Attackers are pretty balanced

Reaper
76
Pharah

The others can fuck right off.

>>152940439
Because his kit supports everyone he wants to do. Genius of them to give health for kills.

>>152940267
war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ziQ2_I9lE

>Hanzo dominated meta incoming
>all those shitters that'll want to play hanzo in competitive now
kill me

>>152940527
That's not "most", that's exactly half of them.

>>152940527
>Most of the Attackers
>Lists half of them

>>152940439
You mean the faggot who three-shots people and has invincibility for three seconds?

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>>152939459
Yes, your top 4 are all nerfed and Zarya is next on the chopping board.

>>152940229
More like the firmest track-and-field ass ever you can bounce a cotton ball off

>>152940527
PTR 76. Live 76 is not balanced
And I'd argue Pharah isn't exactly balanced because of her ridiculously large amount of counters, a lot of them being meta picks

>>152940586
Is there a website that calculates highest DPS or something for the Meta? Or it it just people copying what pros pick and it doesn't really matter what the comp is?

>>152940527
>Tracer isn't balanced

???

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>>152940624
you're waifu's ass will never be like this, accept it

https://clyp.it/nflgodzz

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>>152940482
I like it.

>>152940628
Pharah is balanced as a single character. She rewards pure aiming skill since her splash damage is pitiful. But you're right, she has a LOT of counters.

>>152939535
shes korean so its unfair to compare them

>>152940652
People copying the pro meta more or less. Meta picks don't really matter below 60, but like in all games, that won't stop people from being retarded and blindly following the pros

>>152940671
Who is this porn actress?

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>152940267
d 1 < k

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>>152940663
Ignore him, kind anon. He has shit taste at waifuing, and pretty sure he's butthurt because he doesn't know how to stop Tracy.

>>152940621
Cute.

>be you
>be mccree
>hit a mlg 5 man dead eye guaranteed POTG

quick, what do you do next? taunt or spray? taunt? or spray? TAUNT OR SPRAY?!!?

>>152940737
God, each time I see this I just know that the guy who animated it has never seen anyone walk in their damn life.

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>>152940727
>Widow
>porn actress
uw0tm8

how long does this leaver's penalty last

>>152940730
Just saying I shipped them before it was cool.

>>152940797
tbag

>>152940797
look for the 6th guy to ensure a team kill faggot

>>152940813
30 minutes unless you "lost internet connection" then there is no time penalty.

>>152940797
do neither because I've never gotten more than 3 kills as McCree with deadeye
I JUST WANT THE FUCKING CUTE SPRAY

>>152940804
Fucking this.

>>152940797
I get on the point because I'm not a shitter that cares about potg.

>>152940797
emote, I have the fedora tip

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>>152940813
Until you play enough games to make your leaving percentage over 75% or something like that.
For example, if you left 5 games out of 10, you have to play enough games until the last ten have at least eight games where you didn't leave.

>>152940720
Genji's Japanese, and arcades are their thing.

>>152940452
Can we hook up a kb+m to console? Like I know you can but I remember hearing that it didn't actually allow you to play like you were on a computer.
This is the 1st fps I've really played and thought a mouse might be able to boost me up a bit to those who have been playing fps' for a long time.

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Are the Mercy changes live yet?

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>>152940804
Well, I haven't seen you say anything, so at least he knows how a real girl would force her cock inside another's mouth.

>>152940970
Doesn't this also imply that I want to kiss you?
Theoretically, of course.

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>>152940621
>posting lowres

>>152940720
Could be playing tekken.

And besides, d.va is the pro gamer, genji just plays for fun

>>152940963
why dont you fucking LOOK

>>152940942
there is a M+KB adapter for both consoles

>>152938983
Pigskin

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>>152941015
I don't know, do you want to kiss me?
I wouldn't have any problem with it.

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>>152940730
that skinny little fuccboi better get away from her

>Widow has gone from overpowered in the right hands to rarely ever being touched
>Pharah has so many counters to the point that her being in the air is more of a liability than a strength to her
Honestly I would've never predicted that these 2 types of characters would struggle in an fps game, but here we are

>>152940621
>>152941026
>Destroying my beloved Internet with .jpg shit
Jump off a cliff. All of you.

>>152940942
>cheating in a casual ass game
Kill yourself

>>152940797
Voice line and move on
>I'm the quick, you're the dead

>>152941042
Yeah but does it actually allow you to aim via the mouse? Cause I remember hearing that you couldn't or that there was some issue with it.

REMINDER THAT BLIZZARD SAID THAT THERE WILL BE A GAY CHARACTER AND THERE ISN'T ONE YET

PREPARED TO BE TRIGGERED

>>152941075
I'd be fine with them buffing Widow's body shot damage to 140

And give Pharah 25 armor for fucks sake, it's ridiculous how one character has all these counters

>>152940797
u dun?

>>152940618
Yeah the one. Also he's the one whose invincibility has 9 sec cooldown, has only 8 shots before he has to reload, deals weak as shit damage at 8-15 meters range and 0 damage after 15 meters. The one that stomps his boots and screams his voice cues the loudest, considering how heavily he relies on correct positioning and being sneaky.

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>>152941156

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>>152941156
It's Lucio, he clearly enjoys his time visiting Numbani because as he puts it, "a land where everyone can live as they choose".

How to make Widow great again.
>body shots make 150
>headshots make 350
>infinite grapple
>Venom mines slowly but steadily take away health, 2 per sec

>>152941173
If you want to play body sniping the class just play Ana you dingus.

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>>152941067
You can kiss my ass, buddy

>>152941089
>Cheating
Whoa, WHOA.
Nobody said nuffin bout cheating, just a different controller m9

>>152941075
Ana, a fucking support, hard counters Pharah, it's pretty ridiculous

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>>152941252
I have one that tastes like blueberries instead of filthy britbong.

>>152941304
Ana's not even the only support, Zenyatta is well

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>>152941236
>Lúcioball
I miss that brawl a lot.
Please stop.

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>>152941075
>Hanzo shift is a better Widow Q
>Her spider does like 50 damage
>Hook is on a 12 seconds reload
>full charge takes 2 seconds
Only way to fix her is make her broken again.

>>152941248
>>infinite grapple
That might be too much. She'd be impossible to kill

>>152941156
Everyone in Overwatch is gay.

Everyone.

>>152941262
I don't know if my info is outdated, but theres a thing called Xim for Xbox, if you're on it.

It's supposed to be pretty good the only thing is that it has to counteract autoaim so it's not the 'exact' same as KB=M on PC.

>>152941236
>tfw you can put omnic dick in your butt and no one will judge

I can do this with my eyes closed.

>>152940439
The most balanced character is in fact the edgelord Reaper.
Also Tracer and Reinhartd are top-tier balance wise.

>>152941394
Precisely.
Make her Spider-Woman.
In fact, forget about all those buffs.
Give her infinite grapple and quickscoping back.

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>>152941385
Me too

>>152941236
>black
>gay
>dj
>manlet
HOW PROGRESSIVE

https://www.amazon.com/b/ref=sv_mas_0?ie=UTF8&node=14609794011

would you wear any of THESE?

>>152941434
It's not gay if you do it with omnic, you silly.
But yeah Lucio might be gay, can't see any other alternatives other than maybe Hanzo

>>152941075
>>Pharah has so many counters to the point that her being in the air is more of a liability than a strength to her


Fucking word. She's supposed to be DPS, but I've resorted to being a flanker because she can't stick her head out for longer than 3s without being smashed by almost anything.

>>152941597
I'd wear the Reinhardt and Lucio ones.

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>>152941597

>>152941156
I would fully expect Tracer to be gay if she wasn't the game's mascot. Making the game's poster girl gay is a little too risky even nowadays I think.

>>152941597
those look counterfeit so no

At least it's not Symmetra where anything that's not Mercy or Mcgree counters anything she places without any kind of fear of dying

>>152941156
Do they even explicitly state the current rosters sexuality?

We have a lot of ships, I thought they were all fan made.

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>>152941597
I'll probably buy an Overwatch t-shirt, once they are on sale, someone.

But this one could my eye now. Why does the Pharah shirt have a scarab? It doesn't even feature in any of her designs?

>>152941675
Will Sombra actually have a Passive skill? I think Blizzard forgot heroes have those.

blizzard isn't going to make anyone gay
they said they were going to do it last year but since then china has banned gay people in entertainment and OW sell well in china
western companies will not contest china

Mei is gay.

Fat and gay

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>>152941719
sponserd by blizzjews

>>152941597
Of these, no. But I wouldn't mind a shirt with simple OW logo.

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>>152941805
Mei is straight

Straight for Junkrat

>>152941597
I'd buy a Reinhardt Crusader shirt but they are to retarde to realize there are sprays in the game that fit better on apparel than what they come up with

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>>152941805

>>152941394
Not entirely? Her grappling hook travels incredibly slow, at least for me.

>>152941519
DELETE THIS

>>152941816
>print on demand
definitely not then

>>152941887
>okay no one is around
>hnnnggg pffftttt
>ahh thats better
>oi is that junkrat?

>>152941597
No, because they all have the typical "slap icon in middle" design. Why can't they be even the slightest bit creative with some of the placements?

>>152941686
However paradoxal this may sound, but Tracer's design is too tomboyish and bro-esque to be gay in 2016. See, the whole point of this diversity stuff is to promote acceptance, and you can't do that if you can spot the gay character form merely looking at her\him. Making Zarya lesbo? Holy fuck just imagine all the shitstorm Blizz will get for this
He has to look normal and give very sublime tells, so my money's on either Lucio or Hanzo.

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>>152941597
>click on roadhog one
>this comes up

heh

>>152940010
>a tie
For fucks sake

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Do healsluts exist or is it just an /owg/ meme/fetish?

>>152942001
It's McCree.

>>152941597
Lucio frog and the Zen orb

Can you actually get better at flicking by doing it over and over in a practice range? Or is it just a meme

>>152941597
20$ come on its a t-shirt. Funking jews.

>>152942027
we exist

>>152942027
They do. Healsluts only play Devil Mercy or the Purple mercy because that skin has no chest and clearly has a penis bulge

>>152942027
Is Overwatch the only multiplayer game you've played with healing characters? This shit has been around for over a decade.

>>152941978
>Why can't they be even the slightest bit creative with some of the placements?

Because its easier to have whatever company Amazon uses to produce the shirts to have any of the sprays ingame. Sure a lot of the sprays don't work centered in the middle of a shirt, but some other ones are.

Plus its not like the shirts are premade, they probably press the design on a generic shirt as soon as someone buys them like how the Amazon book store works.

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>>152941876
>Mei
>only calls out Junkrat for his actions
>never does this to Reaper, Roadhog, etc. because she knows Junkrat is the only one who won't fight back

She doesn't deserve him desu

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>>152941686
Tracer is retarded, not gay.

>>152942101
>tfw play Devil/Imp Mercy because they're the only skins I have for her.

I got Imp as my first Legendary from a lootbox on both the beta and live games

On Hanamura Defense if you pick Widow and hook up to the roof of the shrine where Point B is you can angle yourself so you can snipe through the right window and dink enemy players as soon as they come out of their spawn.

It's tricky to do without visor running but hilarious when you manage it. I was accused of maphacking on four different occasions today.

>>152942085
post id

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>>152942124
>never does this to Reaper, Roadhog, etc.

I mean Reaper might actually scare her, plus his actions are usually because he's a mercenary. Roadhog is only doing shit because he's getting paid to bodyguard Junkrat.

Junkrat literally does shit because he feels like it.

>>152942125
>retarded
Rude, she just has ADHD.

>>152941597
I want black leather trenchcoat with hood and black T with blackwatch logo on the chest. Also black cloth postal bag with DIE DIE DIE on it and silver necklace with carving of death blossom image. Also, sick black cargo pants with lots of pockets and subtle knee pads. Also black iphone case with REAPIN IT on it. And the boots, dont forget the boots

>>152941887
Her expression while she's sitting is so awkward
Now that I think about it though that was probably on purpose

Widowmaker gives me a huge boner.

Except for her posture. The fuck is up with her spine?

>>152942348
like most JRPGs she doesn't have one

>>152942327
>Now that I think about it though that was probably on purpose
Isn't she sitting on her boots? The boots that have fucking spikes on them?

Those boots, those clothes, and that pose must be all combine for a really painful and uncomfortable position to sit in.

>>152942348
Talon spinal augmentations

>>152942327
>>152941887
Shes clearly farting

>>152940797
>spray
"Oh, man, what a smarmy bastard!"

>taunt
"Cheeky some of a bitch!"

>immediately go to hunt down the remaining player
"I legitimately fear for my safety."

>>152942048
Literally zero indication, because we never seen him in animated shorts, and his in-game interactions are just your average hotshot yee-haw stuff.
Also, why does english voice actor sound so fucking high when he IT"S HIIIIGH NOOOOOONs? I almost died laughing when I first head it

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This will hurt only a little, anon

>>152942125
She can be both

>>152942401
That your shit fetish and get the fuck outta here.

>Training aim snapping
>pretty good performance
>go qp
>shoot then snap

gitting gud is frustrating

>>152942492

>believing in aim snapping
>not realize its just aimbots

dumb goy

Is D.Va OP?

>>152942491
>>152941887

Anon. Shes looking around to see if the coast is clear, once she realizes it is, she lets loose a big wet fart. look at way she squints her eyes and pushes her belly. LOOK

THE FIRST WAIFU BELOW THIS LINE IS CONFIRMED
B E S T
E
S
T

ALL OTHERS WILL BE CONSIDERED SHIT
_______________________________
[/spoiler]males need not apply gayfagos[/spoiler]

But who builds the omnics? How do they have free minds?

Mei is FAT

FATTY FAT FAT FAT

>>152942585
pretty good but not good enough to join the OP club
lucio, genji, zarya and zenyatta are at another level of cancer

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>>152942348
She's a superior being.

>>152942285

Except Roadhog is not only a ruthless killer, but he also helped nuke Australia well before he ever became Junkrat's bodyguard.

>>152942625
mercy the best

>>152942285
If she has a problem with the way he handles himself, she should have a problem with the people who have arguably done worse. The fact that Reaper and Roadhog do what they do for money doesn't magically make it okay.

I'm not condoning anyone's actions here, mind you, but Mei's not really the best one to be claiming a moral high ground when she only focuses on the easiest possible target. That just makes her look like an asshole.

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>>152942675
ayyyyy

>>152942637
How many Meis does it take to change a light bulb?

NONE BECAUSE SHES TOO FAT LMFAO

>>152942585
She's just really annoying.

>>152940797
Just say hello

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Junkrat is for ________

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>>152942001
There are plenty of lesbians who look like Tracer IRL. Short hair, gay ass piercings, spunky tomboyish good looks. I wouldn't be surprised if she was one of the gays.

>>152942698
took at least 300 hours in ms paint to erase everything else

>>152942737
shitters who can't aim

>dorado, final push up at that last incline
>clusterfuck of a team fight on the payload
>know at any moment a glowing cowboy will walk from behind a pillar behind and announce the time
I swear to christ that section of map was designed just for McCree

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>>152942737
Love

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Post cute stuff.

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Lucio is boring as fuck to play. You can literally just stand and look at your teams direction on defense.

>>152942737
Hug. Maybe fug if you like that kind of person.

>>152942634
Humans originally built the omnics, but then they made the brilliant move of making factories manned only by other robots, then put AI in charge of those factories.

The AI are advanced enough to have achieved sapience, and claimed to even have souls

>>152942689
If anything she should pity him. He's a victim of circumstance. The radiiation and destruction of his home made him insane hence why he's a "bully" now. If she truly cared for people that much she'd see at least that

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>>152942634
If I'm correct, there wwas not sentient AI at first, just programmed bots that got their chips fried by %a_mysterious_thing% and went out guns blazing. After omnic crisis was stopped, some of robots however gained sentience with the help of magic and went to nepal being monks and shit.

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>>152942634
>But who builds the omnics? How do they have free minds?

There are these places around the world that were technically homes to the GOD PROGRAMS that built and controlled the omnics. These 'Omniums" were what mass produced the warmachines and the GOD PROGRAMS were the AI that told them to go fuck up humanity.

There was an Omnium in Australia that exploded and turned the entire Continent into a Mad Max wasteland. It is also where Junkrat found the treasure that made him such a huge target to other criminals which then in turn made him hire Roadhog to be his personal bodyguard.

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>>152942436
>why does english voice actor sound so fucking high when he IT"S HIIIIGH NOOOOOONs?

High noon is hiiiiiigh

>>152942645
>Zarya
kek, you're that idiot that thinks Zarya isn't balanced. I thought you left. Notice that she hasn't been touched since launch, but only recently has she been used more because of who is at the top. She helps give Lucio more time to heal everyone, cuts off discord orb, and can save people from Rein charges and McCree flashes. She's fine, she is just thriving in the current meta.

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>>152942786

Reaper is the gay hero, idiots.

That's where all the aggression stems from, repressed homosexuality.

How is the ARG going still disappointing as ever?

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>>152942786

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>>152942737
sleeping with

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>>152942892
>Jack! Why don't you love me? It's that Egyptian girl isn't it?

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https://youtu.be/PPYb_7L_iMA?t=260
https://youtu.be/PPYb_7L_iMA?t=274

daily reminder that the ultimates sounds better in spanish

also lucios VA in spanish is a homo.

there is your gay character faggots.

>>152942892
That'd explain why he's so similar to a lot of people on /vg/

>>152942027
Yes too bad they're 95% fags instead of qt grills

>>152942830
I don't meant to sound pedantic, but there's an important distinction that needs to be made here

Sentience is just the capability of perceiving and reacting to your surroundings
Dogs are sentient. Insects are sentient. Plants are sentient.

The term you, and most other people, are looking for here is sapience. Sapience is the capability of cognitive thought, self-awareness, and 'wisdom'. Humans are the only sapient race on the planet, hence the term homo sapiens.

We have robots that are sentient in our modern day. The Overwatch omnics are robots that have achieved sapience, alongside the moon monkey colony.

>>152942685
As per playoverwatch website, Mako was one of the founder fathers of australiant liberation front, so yeah, he probably was the one calling shots during the whole nuke thing.
Shit, he's actually the worst badass motherfucker of all cast. I like him even more now

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>>152942804
>claimed to even have souls
They drop souls when killed, so...

>>152942737
I wanna fug this junk

>>152938983
Junkrat

>>152942951
You are so wrong it hurts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dfp53RgicI

>>152940942
Mouse and kb is a whole differant game, consolecuck.

>>152942943
Indeed, as Zarya is best girl and best hero, she is also best cat.

>>152942685
Bad guy evil power rankings

Roadhog > Reaper > Junkrat > Widow > > > > Symmetra

>>152942892
>He wanted the location of all Ex-overwatch agents
>Not to kill them
>But to ask them for advice on how to get Jack to like him again

>>152942740
I think that's anons point. Tracer looks like a person that could be gay in real life. And so to be progressive Blizzard will say the gay character is the one that looks decidedly normal and lacks common "gay" characteristics.

>>152942851
You can't defend Zarya, period. She's is the best tank, has one of the best if not the best ultimate in the game and is literally picked in every competitive game by both teams.

She's not frustrating to play against like Genji or Roadhog. But fucking hell she deals stupid amounts of damage thanks tot he passive, she's stupidly tanky with self sustain and has also a pretty OP shield to support the team.

>>152942740
Exactly. Hence my (their actually) point: gays are normal people like you and me and they look ok and you can't normally tell if someone's gay or not.
Hanzo it is, mark my words.

>>152943021
What the fuck

>Mcree: I'm fast.

WHY

>>152942908
Yes. Pretty sure noone cares anymore, here.

>>152942943
>Mei cat is fat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>152938983
Boulevard Boar

>>152942943
My cat is Roadhog without the mask. Neat.

>>152943119
>fat
She's just fluffy.

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Where are my /HanzoBoys/ at?

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>>152942585
She's a huge menace if played well, but is equally susceptible to counterpicking/play

PTR nerfed her matrix recharge time because shitters complained about her actually being a tank now. The funniest part is that it's not gonna stop Rank 50 players from getting their entire ults deleted, so they'll continue to cry for more nerfs until she's back to being Roadhog Ult Charger MKII

>>152938983
Terrace Tenderloin

>>152942963
True but the real villains during the Omnic Crisis were the God Programs, which mass produced the lesser AIs and forced them to attack the humans.

Whether or not Sentience or Sapient, Blizzard specifically referred to them as God Programs.

http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/God_program

>>152941759
No. They announced that there would be multiple gay characters in the cast before Overwatch was even released. Meaning there's 1 or more gay character already in the cast at this moment. They also said that they'd try to reveal "organically" in the story when it calls for it

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>>152943072
>>152943093
Yeah, I get it, but I don't think too many people would be offended if Tracer did turn out to be one of them, she's far less aggressively stereotypical looking than Zarya, for instance, who is almost straight up stone butch.

>Hanzo it is, mark my words.
kek, that goatee and naked mantit is a god damned give away.

>>152943040
You forgot

Omnic Crisis Bastion > the rest

>>152943021
love that torb sounds like a grandpa from Kyoto

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>>152942786

>>152941519
So, why does everyone else's attacks still do damage but Lucio's?

>>152943190
Wait they nerfed her defence matrix? I thought they reduced cooldown on it.

>>152943021
>McCree says "I'm the quick"
>generic ass voices for Tracer, Widow, Mercy (er, Angel) and Mei
>old man Hanzo
>shittiest "HAMMA DOWN" ever
absolutely not

However
>DROP ZA BEATO!
Perfection.

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>>152943264
zenyatta for ants?