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Welcome to the "entitled white boy edition" of /srg/.

>Resources
twingalaxies.com
reddit.com/r/samandtolki
reddit.com/r/cosmowright
reddit.com/r/speedruncelebrities
speeddemosarchive.com
cyberscore.me.uk
streambig.net
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where's the wr video for m&ms shell shocked?
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all audio is arbitrary
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>copyright laws shouldn't apply to me because I am 6th on the OoT leaderboards
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Zelda: Ocarina of Time Speedrun in 18:10 by Cosmo [commentated]
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>speedrunning general after *gdq
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>>152922887
Tranny targeting poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/11081338
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simply elin
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>>152924292
no elins this time
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>mav6771 : Also blubbler needs to keep good on his promise. He said he would add fpg to the theory tas once it was done in real time with the framerule
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>>152924164
beat the WR of every single tranny nutter (except soe)
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>>152924978
soe will be btfo whenever beatrix decides to stop being a fuckin neet piece of shit and run again
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>>152925151
i wish beatrix would blow me out 2bh
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somebody link the boy and his blob pastebin please
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trihex's gf posted this. what did she mean by this?
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>>152925646
coalburner
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>>152925646
son its just like.. *sucks teeth*.. like *sucks teeth*... nigga sometimes you get too hype and like you just gotta blow like.. *sucks teeth* son its not even my fault
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>>152925646
son that's just one of those NIGGA MOMENTS son if you know what i mean, son
after all (IT'S REAL NIGGA!)
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>>152922887
>bunch of people telling him to just cut out the part with the copyrighted music
>no reply
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>>152925646
>fasty exposed
what is next? small black cock?
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will a run ever have flagpole AND 4-2 glitch?
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>>152925646
i bet her poon looks like she shits out of it 2bh
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>>152925646
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>>152922887
>>152924164
http://pastebin.com/hh8BAhGJ
Updated speedrun hitlist
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>>152927327
no ironic shit please, let's keep this serious
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>>152927506
Nothing there is ironic, and if you're referring to cyberdemon, he literally has "Transgender in training" in his twitter bio
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>>152927327
mega man x6 is literally the only okay game on this list

what the fuck is wrong with some people
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>>152927689
mgr is the best game ever made though
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>>152927754
oh yeah and doom/wolfenstein is there too i guess

i was blinded by all the memes
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>>152927327
this is finally something I can get behind. /srg/ has to stop the tranny epidemic that is infesting speedrunning. targeting their runs and exposing them for being as fake as their gender is the first step to cleaning this hobby up.
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>>152926838
not sure his heart could take it
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>>152927754
it's probably the best hack n' slash for speedrunning.

but talking about quality, bayonetta 1 and 2 are better and DMC3 and 4 shit on all Platinum shit combined
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>>152927754
thats not xcom: ufo defence
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>>152928645
hey headcrab how are you doing? long time no see buddy been a while haha :)
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>>152929014
im fine
how are you
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>>152929231
oh i'm good, i'm good :) it's good to have a friend like you heh
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>>152929348
same senpai
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Has there ever been a greater man to influence speedrunning?
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>>152932526
why didn't you sage?
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>>152932526
Cosmo Wright.
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>>152933184
he said "man" you bigot
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>>152933320
he responded with a man
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>>152933429
check your privilege cissy
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>>152933524
check your dick, tranny nutter
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>>152933184
I wish Allison Quinn was a speedrunner. Cosmo wouldn't be the center of attention anymore.
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>>152932745
what's sage?
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>>152933737
a small evergreen subshrub used as a culinary herb
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who else loves shift registers
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bertin stream berseria
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more like hurtin after uyama laid the smackdown on his ass
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>>152934616
LOL
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>trihex with 600 viewers

*grabs crotch*
HOL UP SON
*moonwalks in a circle*
WHAT UP WITH TRIHEX VIEWS? THIS IS DED NIGGA SHIT
*smacks lips*
WHY HE STREAMIN TO A 3 DIGIT AUDIENCE
WAAAAAAT
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>>152934616
this will never stop being funny
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when the soylent hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
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>>152938327
how can he honestly look back on the dancing videos and not understand how people would think they were funny
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>>152927754
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>>152940337
thanks for the late response!
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>>152940364
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>>152940364
dank stank maymay, /b/ro!
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This time is so free - Guy who has yet to achieve said time and has immense difficulty behind ahead of his own, slower splits
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posting on /srg/ from 2012-2016 was such a fucking mistake lol
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>>152941537
- Guy who is still posting on /srg/
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>>152934571
Stop posting your lets play requests in here you pathetic nigger lover.
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>>152942365
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2014 was my favorite year for speedrunning idgaf if i'm a newboi for sayin dis
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>>152942365
>>152942418
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why is shim taking a vow of silence
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>>152942365
thanks for the late response!
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I love how people like Wallyaldo and Meows are still newbois due to no one else coming here after.
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>>152942561
Reminder that nkr was LITERALLY the only 2015 newboi
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>>152942662
Probably the worst addition to /srg/. Constant /pol/, Squid, Medievil shit.
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>>152942718
he single handedly destroyed this general so thats pretty impressive at least
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>>152942779
I'm more interested in good speedrun times, not how many times you can post the same braindead shit into a 4chan thread.
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>>152942561
>you will always be a newboi
why live
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Only Chibi can save speedrunning.
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>>152947365
post health records
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>>152947365
that dumb nigger couldn't even cheat right

fuck chibi and fuck chibi nuthuggers
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>>152947503

Dear Sirs,

Chibi is a very healthy young male with exceptional stamina and strength, and a healthy blood pressure of 115/65. I can state with full confidence that a Speedpresident Chibi would be the healthiest Speedpresident ever.

Signed,
Dr. Not_Chibi
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>>152947769
AHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>152947831
>de hippie spacing
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one more speedcuck for the team bois

how much time until his blood goes dry by this semen demon

https://twitter.com/CarryDSupra/status/769079252486594560
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>>152948543
what does speedcuck mean in this context
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>>152948614
it's only a matter of time until this woman bring another's man baby for him to take care
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when is trannykeys being dumped into a loony bin?
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>>152948543
>those legs
What the fuck
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>>152927327
the trauma centre time is like 35 minutes slower than mine (which is bad anyway) were they even trying?
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>>152950878
thanks for the late response!
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>>152950878
post your time and claim the hit
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>>152951176
i dont have a video and im not japanese unfortunately
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>>152951207
>unfortunately
? but jp is worse than na/eu at speedrunning
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>>152951259
>caring about speedrunning
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Gonna watch some anime now
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>>152951287
who are you quoting?
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>>152949496
>today is a special day for my waifu
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>>152951501
what is the cause of this epidemic?
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>>152948543
>>152951501
Would still bang
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>>152951501
Wait, is this a man? I don't care, I'm in love
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>>152951998
no gayposting
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
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>>152952803
spooky skeleman
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>>152952803
>I ate his soylent with some estrogen pills and a nice chianti fhfhfh
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>>152952803
literally where are his tits? not even little pokers? he's been on hormones for like 9 months
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>>152953092
He is a man entering his 30s.
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Is headcrab the most pathetic, worthless entity to ever exist?
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>>152953565
yes
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DSS is streaming
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>sacred nip videos

https://twitter.com/cleartonic/status/769138599166091264

What are your thoughts, /srg/? I urge everyone to check this out.
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>>152954185
it's available on nicovideo anyway
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>>152954185
What is with nip nuthuggers?
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>>152954185
tonic and rka need to fuck off with this seriously. those nico runners for the most part have no interest in archiving their videos for public viewing so theres nothing wrong with someone else getting it for examination. In fact, I should start grabbing nico runner's stream videos so we don't have to deal with this jp runner privledge shit any longer
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>>152954185
lmao
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>>152954185
based darko
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>>152954185
quick! someone download the video before the rka nip nuthugger brigade shame darko into taking down the link!
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>>152954936
calling it now that even though golden literally doesn't even speedrun anymore and has absolutely nothing to do with DQ, he'll put his irrelevant opinion in somehow
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>>152954185
remove this publicly broadcast video.
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why is she crying?

which one of you broke her heart?
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http://youtu.be/dTFORGiDaBE?a
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>>152958192
this kills the squid
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>>152951501
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>>152951714
trans narrative is convincing more and more gays and autogynephiles that they actually have a gender identity disorder
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>>152951501
Every day we drift further from Grace.
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>>152960198
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>>152960336
http://www.fertstert.org/article/S0015-0282(09)00966-2/abstract
>Clinical studies show no effects of soy protein or isoflavones on reproductive hormones in men: results of a meta-analysis

TL;DR cosmo was always a fag
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>>152960427
>The results of this meta-analysis suggest that neither soy foods nor isoflavone supplements alter measures of bioavailable T concentrations in men.

Nobody said it lowers testosterone. It increase ESTROGEN. Stop falling for bullshit
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>>152958537
Thanks for the irrelevant namedrop
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>2015 newboi
>nobody knows who you are or what you run
>never get namedropped in the thread

feels great desu
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>>152963339
replace 2015 with 2014 and that's me!
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i was the #1 2014 newboi ama
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Why would you ever want to be named dropped or considered 'relevant' amongst a bunch of NEET stream monsters
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>>152965478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI
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>>152965478
It was irrelevant because the name being dropped was not relevant to the post it was replying to.
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>tfw improvement
>tfw personal best

:)
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>>152966427
>anime
:)
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>>152966538
>anime
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>>152966427
>trying to take records away from the community's favorite cripple
cold-blooded
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>>152966596
shhh
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>>152966878
rules of nature
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>>152967095
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>>152966878
might not be insane mode
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>>152966878
I don't run insane, but I will when my times get better.
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>>152967431
>>152967564
shame
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>>152967301
NO!!!
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>>152967876
i will break the cripple one day
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>>152966427
that's my osu avatar
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>>152967924
>>152967876
after I get the wr for hard mode which is about 20 seconds slower than insane but everything is the same except you don't lose runs to rng as often
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>>152967924
>>152968027
My faith has been restored in the degeneracy of speedrunners. Thanks Anon
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>>152968016
christ-chan is a cute
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>>152968151
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>>152963339
It's okay. I've been speedrunning since 2007 and got pretty popular at a point, but squandered my opportunities and am now probably more of a who than you.

feels
great
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>>152969651
thanks for the late response!
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>>152969240
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>>152969651
>tfw you speedrun casually as a literal who and nobody calls you a fag if you just stop doing it out of nowhere
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>>152969651
>tfw your life hasn't changed in 9 years
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>>152971749
that sounds very comfy
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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serg with the deep life lessons
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\
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>>152971923
I think you mean, "desho"
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>>152972469
nani!?
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uh oh
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>>152972759
he tried to warn us
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>>152975621
thanks for the late response!
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Just what is The Medievil Solution?

It's tranny genocide.

Curb stomping.
Shanking.
Bullet in the head.

The Medievil Solution.
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>>108780328
congrats!!!
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>>152976271
pee pee poo poo how do you doo doo
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>>108780328
congrats!!!
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>>152976543
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>speedrun.com is still completely broken after the ui update 2 months ago
>instead of actually fixing anything you can now get a custom icon for donating
why do people still use this site again?
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>>152978507
What's broken about it?
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>>152978507
>why do people still use this site again?
no viable alternative
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>>152978575
It allows you to have the option for submitting runs without video.
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>>152978507
all of the 5 people in the thread don't need any convincing

maybe make a facebook page to gain awareness?
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>>152978507
I warned against speedrun.com being corrupt. however, this board is a sanctuary board for the corruptness in speedrunning, so my post was deleted immediately.
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>>152978774
your post consisted of "speedrun.com is corrupt" without specific examples
if you're trying to cite no video wr as corruption, you're going against your own pastebin
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>>108780328
congrats!!!
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>>152978710
dont tell pac, i'm gonna lose all my wrs
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>beats WORLD RECORD
>uploads the video to youtube himself instead of waiting for all the gaijins to do it
>all the whiny haters BTFO'd
Are you mad, /srg/?
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>>152980045
>Japanese player uploading a speedrun record is considered a big deal

This is when you know something is wrong.
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>>152980045
>gj but didnt need video to verify haha just hit me up on sr.com and ur good
why didn't he upload it in the first place though?
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>>152980175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFORGiDaBE

PROOF that superior japanese runners are always right. Not only does he have a video now, it's MASSIVELY superior to the old WR. Take that, stupid gaijin.
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>>152979239
>no video wr
>arbitrary categories on massive amounts of games
>mods free to deny runs based on bias
mods have all the power on speedrun.com and guess how many of those mods became mods? they were first to request the game. the whole speedrun.com system is corrupt. the only function speedrun.com has is a place where people can look up different speed games and find a run. those runs may or may not be the fastest or have video evidence, but at least you can visit a page unlike SRL's 40 dev hours 2 years later nonexistent version.
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>>152980416
>uses japanese version
>ignores japanese rules
>doesn't start on power on of game
>doesn't end on ending screen
this needs to be re timed properly.
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>>152980045
no. im glad there's proof and now everyone can watch the run.
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>it doesn't matter that the members of a particular game's community witnessed the run live and verified the run's authenticity, ALL games must have a video for WR in case i want to pick that game up! if it doesn't have a video, how can i mindlessly copy the superior runner's strats and spam runs until i get lucky once?? it's not fair!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who /pepe/ here
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>>152981050
thanks for the late response!
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>>152981050
moot point. everyone knows the japanese are also superior grind monkeys
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>>152980603
>>no video wr
>>arbitrary categories
your pastebin was about mods going against the communities wishes, which isn't what's happening here
>>mods free to deny runs based on bias
again, just give an example
sr.com is supposedly teeming with them
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>>152981050
>>>/b/
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>>152983123
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Rest in peace harambe
Realest grind gorilla in the game :'(
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>>152954719
>>152960301
who is we?
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>>152983575
thanks for the late response!
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>>152947262
>>152961651
why did you delete?
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>oh boy TMR is doing his 3 year long Let's Play project again :)
*enters stream in excitement*
>he's speedrunning
;^(
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#dicksoutforsquidrambe
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>>152984852
>he's speedrunning
No he's not. Contra is a dead game and he's running a meme category.
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>>152985316
Based Squid
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>>152985496
good days when TMR failed miserably on trying to emulate a grind monkey and he realized his mexican genes wouldn't allow him to be anything more than a casual let's player
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>>152989049
that is sad :(
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do you ever feel like you're just the worst speedfriend ever?
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>>152989493
no I'm only ever nice
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i sure could go for some max: an autistic journey speedfuns right now tbqh
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do you ever feel like you're just the worst speedrunner ever?
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>>152993150
nope! I am not a tranny nor am I suicidal. :)
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hello?
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>>152996430
whattup, dawg?
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>>152996430
hello
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>>152925845
I don't understand what it means to suck teeth.
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>>152997170
thanks for the late response!
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>>152997170
clench your teeth and breathe in through your mouth
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why would anybody bother with a late response? that's like writing a response to an article published in the 1970s. like, nobody cares about it anymore lol
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>>152997625
ikr lmao
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>>152997625
xD truuuuuuu
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>>152998053
>>152998402
thanks for the late responses!
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>>152998459
yw yw yw
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going live in 5

/duke_bilgewater
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>>153000664
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>>153000664
slayer stream
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>>153000893
ok
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>>153000794
you're not a boi headcrab, you're a dirty spic
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>>153001326
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0
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>>153001326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c
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hi
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>>153004958
why didn't you sage?
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niqqas saying jrpgs cant be speedran they too easy bla bla bla well listen up:
>imagine u open menu
>read igt
>convert it to seconds in your head
>smack it in the sheet that gives you password from it
>while running to the npc and mashing circle 15 times per second
thats not easy
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>>153005102
why did you delete?
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>>152997625
i agree with this post
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>>153008315
thanks for the late response!
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>>153009621
hell yeah!
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Who is the Sam Hyde of speedrunning?
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where were you when the mhc stopped?
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>>153011227
right here! :3
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HAHAHA get FUCKED. All that money SGDQ raised for MSF went directly to ISIS to release hostages.

GREAT JOB SPEEDRUNNERS
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>>153014461
manface
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>>153014836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX8uRqFl4Hg
>this is where your money is going
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>>153014461
looks like a white version of when 50 cent lost all that weight for a movie
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>>153015551
Can't say I'm heartbroken about a delusional marxist getting a taste of reality. Of course she's probably a crisis actor anyway.
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ZeldaFreakGlitcha? More like ZeldaFanGirl after Clint Stevens laid the smackdown on his ass.
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shut the f*ck up oktavia_witch
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our boy Clint Stevens gets double the amount of viewers any other speedrunner gets now. Trihex has trouble breaking 1k when he's playing that yoshi shit. Same with Pie and his new sm64 for dummies streams. Meanwhile Clint is raking in easy 2.5k a night. Soon he will be on the levels of Witwix and having 5k+ average. Maybe Pie should hand over his blog site to Clint so people can learn from a true big streamer.
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I'm droppin names all over your bitch asses
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>>153016534
don't talk to my favorite stream monster that way
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>>153016534
>>153017098
Shut the fuck up, headcuck.
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>not watching our boi manuel

https://www.twitch
.tv/manuelferraraxxxtv
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>>153017450
why did you spoiler?
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>>153017450
should've spoilered
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>>153017380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c
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>>153014461
tell her to hit up the squid
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>153019712
word! F*CK trannykeys!
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>>153019712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI
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Reminder /pol/ is not welcome on /srg/.
We are a progressive, tolerant general.
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>>153019959
who is we?
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>>153019849
don't mind if i do
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>>153019959
word. this board is a sanctuary board. only positivity is allowed here.
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I'm going to speedrun a game!!
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I'm going to deadrun a doggy!!
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>>153021190
it's as if there need to be people in your life to keep you in check when your millenial followers are constantly inflating your ego to biblical proportions and telling you your lifestyle is okay
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stream monster general
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>>153021701
i don't even watch streams anymore lol
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>>153021776
same lmao
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>>152922887
>Muted
>This is a bad thing

The only thing worse than tranny voice is bad tranny voice.
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>>153021906
thanks for the late response!
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>>153021906
tranny word
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>>153021190
I wish Twitch would nut up and ban it
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>>153022875
who would nut up for that freak of nature?
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>>153001927
>>153010428
ay...i love the goobas mang
i might get two goobas...
i might get three goobas...
i might get four goobas...
i might get FIVE goobas...
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>>153023417
thanks for the late response!
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>>153023495
you know i gots to have my great ocean...
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>>153021190
>Guys I'm laying on a bed how slutty of me!

I remember like 4 years ago when Cosmo was universally loved by everyone, and helped make speedrunning popular. Now he's a fucking faggot, and the most cancerous piece of shit in the game.
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>>153028161
why didn't you sage?
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>>153028161
This is a supportive thread.

Take your attitude elsewhere because we don't want it here!
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>>153028161
>in the game
what?
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>>153028376
who is we?
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>>153028161
at this point cosmo is honestly the most pathetic thing to exist in this or any other reality, timeline, or dimension
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>>153028557
parallel wordiverse
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O7Gyxp2yyU

;_;
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>>153029262
who
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>>153028376
I hope this is ironic

>>153029262
this is some elliot rodgers shit
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>>153029262
ya guy is unstable af
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>>153029727
he's unstable because of his method of venting?
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>>153029418
>ironic
*angerly points paw at sign*
ahem! it clearly says this is a bully free environment! so no, it isn't ironic now go be a bully somewhere else because it doesn't belong here!
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>>153029774
*cuts ur paw off*
*places it on mantle as a trophy*
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>>153029932
o_o
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trannies should not be allowed to stream they promote a degenerate lifestyle
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>>153029932
*runs around trying to stop the bleeding but can't wrap a bandage properly because of no opposable thumbs*
what the heck!! why would you do this!!!!
*passes out from blood loss*
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>>153030090
*cuddles with you while you're unconscious*
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>>153030090
>>153030127
O_O
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>>153030127
*pops boner while unconscious*
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>>153029970
>>153030135
*tosses a sombrero on the ground and dances around it* ariiiiiiiiibaaaa!!
>>
*toots*
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>>153030229
*uses your fur to clean the mess up*
>>
*streams*
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Slayer this has to stop
>>
IMPORTANT SPEED NEWS

https://twitter.com/romscoutSDA/status/769379106890801152
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>>153030471
hilarious
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>>153030471
Can't compete in a tranny dominated field if you're not a tranny. Sad!
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>>153030408
gl on the runs!!!
*pauses stream and goes back to weewee's channel*
>>
Anyone else ever have the urge to shove a dagger into their leg
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>>153030471
>literally joined twitch staff to ruin GDQ events
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>>153030471
What is the end game for people like this when they hit 30? 40? 50?

At some point, no one is going to be watching you throw controllers against he desk in a fit of autistic rage that you missed a button press for the, by then, 10 millionth time.

They're all banking on this notion that twitch is going to be the future of entertainment. And that's simply not the case. World War 3 has to happen before we can see further than ten years out.
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>>153030996
who is we?
>>
>>153031014
Those of us from the future that see a generation of useless fucks spending 40 hours a week being camwhores for table scraps and likes.
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>>153028161
this

narcissa just kys ,reclaim your masculinity as cosmo and take the wr back from that fagboy skater
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>>153030996
>>153031078
how do you even get to be this above it all? lol
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>>153031225
Comes naturally when you don't spend 40+ hours a week sitting in your room trying to shave 2 seconds off a 9 hour personal best in a game with more categories than runners.

Reminder that the only legit run of any game is any% and everything else is a meme run to make people feel better about being shit and wasting 5/7th's of their life.
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>>153030996
all these stream fags and sluts will have to fight in ww3, they will die and then humanity can recover balance
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>>153031417
this "any% should be the only run for every game" meme has gone really stale...
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>>153031213
why did you spoiler?
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>>153031590
>should
That's a cute way of saying "is." Just because you say there are other runs doesn't mean there are. It's just people pretending they've accomplished something without actually being good.

>>153031579
>stream fags will fight in ww3
Lol. They'll be purged. That's always been the expected outcome. If your only contribution to society is preventing yourself from masturbating into a sock long enough to run lunar silver story, you are not wanted in the military, and anyone sacrificing for you should be ashamed of themselves.
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>>152966596
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>>153031901
sorry
this "any% is the only run that matters for each game" meme has gone really stale...
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dss is streaming
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>>153032032
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153031836
why did you delete?
>>
>>153031836
why did you delete?
>>
imagine making a romhack simply to submit it to a marathon since your original game was too hard
imagine being unable to pb in your own romhack
>>
>>153031724
me in the quote
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>biny drama
what's going on
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>>153032731
the stigma
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>>153032559
why did you delete?
>>
>>153032731
>gets exposed for having no progress at all
biinny is a little spoiled kid who doesn't realize he is bad and keeps doing the same old mistakes instead of doing things to improve his skills
>>
I miss Tolki
>>
I miss Doggi
>>
I miss Rokko-chan
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>>153032731
the sm64 boys club wont freakin tell me
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>>153037412
thanks for the late response!
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>>153037529
>>
*logs in grommr*
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>>153038443
HELL YEAH!
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i am feeling so big and powerful rn
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>>153038929
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>>153039058
you look cute today, anime
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>>153039231
anime is a whore
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>>153039281
wow rude
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>>153039281
wtf
>>
RIP EvilSnurDeeps
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im getting even bigger over here
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>>153041425
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>153041631
whats a sage?
>>
>>153041758
a spice i like to put on my burgers for xxxtra bulk
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can someone post that scary picture of cosmo please?

You know the one where he looks like there is something wrong with him
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>>153043627
>>
>>153043627
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>>153044153
What did he mean by this?
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>>153043719
I want this meme to end.
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>>153047761
why didn't you sage?
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>>153043627
>>
>>153049212
why didn't you sage?
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What does he speedrun?
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>>153051205
why didn't you sage?
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I hope you're watching our boy.
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>>153014461
She's been on some shit, mayneeeee


lay off the coke
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>>153052340
thanks for the late response!
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give me some attention thanks
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>>153051507
>be known for good dark souls speedruns
>get overshadowed by newer runner in every game you play
>now known for donation begging and having creepy obsession with mediocre scottish runner's times
>tfw santzo
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>>153032032
cute, but spooky!
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>>153051507
wtf? he looks different af
>>
>>153053365
who is this goblin
>>
>>153053795
A wizard who can turn dollars into cringe
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>>153053365
a face made for radio
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>>153019959
Fuck off marxist cuck
>>
I picked up a new game recently, it's "10 Bullets and 10 Tranny Nutters". I'm shooting to get the WR in the 100% category, but having some issues on my bullet placement. Any speed strats you guys can share?
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Leave the trannys to me.
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>>153055870
go get em
>>
is witwix ever gonna give away that gfx card? lol
why the fuck hasn't he been reported for fake giveaways?
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>>153056690
Fake giveaways aren't against Twitch ToS.
>>
>>153056690
Lying and fake promises arent against the rules or else witwix would have been perma'd a long time ago
>>
and the of the amazing $1000 giveaway is:
My neighbour what a coincidence.
>>
>>153056690
stop being autistic. it's the august giveaway. as in it is given away once august is over you dumb shit. if anything you should be complaining about how the winners are always fake accounts made by the dozen streamers in on the giveaway.
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>>153056793
If lying and fake promises were against Twitch TOS, e3 would be banned on Twitch
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>>153056862
damn.........
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>>153056862
cold ass nigga...
>>
never doubt the powers of weapon space
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>>153021906
What tranny voice? He isn't even trying.
>>
>>153057862
Fuck you for the early response!
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>cosmo singing without backing track for a while now
>no post about it

I'm disapoint.
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>>153058869
what the fuck is that
what the fuck is that
what the fuck is that
what the fuck
is
that
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The only thing I deserve is a bullet in my fucking head.
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>>153062618
I deserve it more
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>>153062618
wording this trannykeys post
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fuck that punk ass bitch Trihex
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>>153058869

https://youtu.be/I1JR2e6k0ak?t=23
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Can we trick Trihex into deadnaming Narcissa so that he gets sent to prison
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>>153063020
what did he do? he doesn't even speedrun real games and hasn't in years
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>>153064053
what the fuck
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>uses joker codes to limit ranodm encounters
>uses turbo controller with no cam
Nobody will ever know.
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>>153064053
>that chat
LMAO
so this is really 30 minutes of singing? Cosmo has gone utterly insane god fucking damn
Like at first his personality definetly canged a bit but fuck, this is so hard to watch
>>
people won't notice my machine like mashing frequency - speedshitter
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>>153064492
noone will ever know youre a fuckign sopergivrgf piece of shit who has TO CHEAT IN AUTISMAL PEEPEE POO POO SPEEDRUNNING WHATS THE POINT IF U CHEAT?? retard kid you give anime posters a bad name
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>>153064053
that's gonna land her that soylent sponsorship she so eagerly desired
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>>153064616
>implying you can't set the speed of the turbo on the hardware
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upsy daisy
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>>153068375
cripplegame has good wallpapers
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Anyone else binge watching idubbbz while practicin
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>>153071367
i watch ancient vods of weewee actually running boshy and getting close to wr
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>>153064053
this is great, I hope he continues this path and delivers many more epic videos while being a living warning sign of the dangers of soylent and cultural marxism
>>
my dad caught me watching narcissa and left without saying a word, how do I explain this situation to him?
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>>153072418
are ya winning son?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11093181
http://www.strawpoll.me/11093181
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>>153072418
tell him she's your boyfriend
>>
>>153074507
NG+ isn't a speedrun, it's a meme run
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>>153021190
why do he want to stream sleeping?
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You groove you lose
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>>153078572
Good work on that parody, anon!
>>
>page 10
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>>153078572
>mfw
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>those legs
jesus christ no wonder she had a seizure
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>>153082372
RATTLE ME BONES
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>>153082372
holy fuck
how tall is she? bitch must weigh 90lbs
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>>153082520
she's been getting progressively thinner for years. pretty sure she has an eating disorder.
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hey
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>>153074507
never as a run cannot be NG+
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>>153082372
thank you hungry skeleton
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>>153082636
You could fit an SM64 cart inbetween the space that is between his nose and his mouth
>>
>>153082636
what happened
>>
>>153082636
is this what happens when you catch the "normies" from nancy
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>>153083078
eternally cucked by the superior latin american fuckboi
>>
when you think about it isnt a penis nothing more than a gun that just fires piss and cum
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>tfw your tranny hate posting influences benezia's tweeting
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>>153082372
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>>153078572
I likesssssssssssssssssssssssssss the songsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>153083727
can you think of any weapon that isn't designed after a penis? the whole point of a projectile it to "penetrate". from the spear to the bow to the rpg to ibms, weapons have always been tools to express male sexuality and dominance fantasies. the only way to bring the world to peace is to enslave men under a benevolent matriarchy.
>>
trannys were a mistake
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>>153084246
>tfw you will never watch this season with /v/ ever again
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>>153084945
i remember everyone stopped caring like the episode after egoraptor got kicked out
i'd imagine nobody would care nowadays now that we know egoraptor know nothing about / is terrible at videogames
>>
wanking Speedrun in 2:47 WR by trannycuck
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>>153082372
>de piss pants
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>>153085387
you can't be a tranny and cuck at the same time
>>
>>153085442
hot
>>
>>153085442
does adrian stream on camgirl sites?
>>
>>153085656
of course you can!! what if your lesbian wife fucks guys?
>>
>>153077291
he wants attention without having to make good content in return
>>
>>153085920
cucks take care of the child, trannies can't take care of themselves, imagine other man's child
>>
i want to use beneziaa's tummy as a bongo and then as a dinner plate
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>>153078572
FUCKING HELL give me a gun right now
>>
>>153086473
this is NOT the definition of a cuck
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>>153087000
If you're refering to the modern definition of cuck then, I agree that a trannycuck is feasible
>>
>>153087214
a cuck is a man whose wife fucks other men
that is the oldest definition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4q3MPLi3eU
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>>153083708
hc?
>>
Shiiit, nigga... u ain't already figured it out? Shit is basic thuqqanomics yo...

BECUH HEAD-CRAN SAID SO
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>>153064053
he's like the tom green of speedrunning. will literally do anything for attention
>>
>>153091976
thanks for the late response!
>>
come for the yoshi stay for the playlist
>>
>>153055303
>>153065154
why did you delete?
>>
a BULLET
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>>153088138
can't even find the words to describe this masterpiece
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>>152997625
dude word rofl
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>>153094456
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153064209
>>153085296
who is we?
>>
http://pastebin.com/zwbsmEJt
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>>153096375
Is it really that difficult to find a job in Spain now?
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>>153097454
No.
>>
why puncay look liek a dr seuss cartoon
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>>153097649
So she's just a lazy NEET that says she's trying but doesn't actually try. Like me.
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>>152997625
some people are just late readers
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>>153092645
cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe
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>>153096375
>I've been trying to find a job for now 2+ years with absolutely no success (only had 1 interview in this time but I didn't get the job).
So she's a hopeless NEET that can't even step up when her mom loses her job? What a failure of a human being. Pathetic. Cucks will give her money because she is a useless woman.
>>
>>153064053
>Sang the same song for 30 minutes
Someone needs put this man in an institution before he hurts himself or someone else
>>
>>153098749
>>153099970
thanks for the late responses!
>>
>>153100012
thanks for the early response!
>>
>>153097732
why did you spoiler?
>>
what if croni became a man again
>>
>>153087000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT
>>
>>153096375
i'll give her money for feet pics
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>>153100531
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153100612
EG...
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>>153100713
what? at least she'll be doing something to earn the money
>>
>>153097649
Unemployment's at 22%, that's more than 4 times the US.
>>
https://oddshot.tv/shot/Beuchiism/UzoHz378Hz1IJpwFX99jgFDx
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>>153101683
word
>>
>>153101683
why did you delete?
>>
>>153096375
I hope this ends the "beuchi is a pure female speedrunner" meme. All women in this hobby are either men or whores.
>>
Post speedjams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
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>>153102384
this is why we simply MUST elect Cronikeys for Speedpresident
>>
>>153102742
who is we?
>>
>>153102742
cronikeys a shit
>>
>>153103145
who are you voting for
>>
>>153101371
out boi is such a saint
>>
>>153102476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQnjNOWd1sI
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>>153103197
our boi
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>>153103717
You better
>>
anyone know any 3DS S P E E D G A M E Z that aren't that long (sub 2 hours) and aren't RNG heavy?
>>
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/769020193326628864
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/769659527675469825
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>>153096375
stop playing fucking video games and go out and get a mother fucking job. if you can't get hired, go suck a dick or two to pay your bills. god damn, it's not that hard.
>>
>>153103717
even after his pay-for-speed scandal in TTYD?
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>>153104756
a link between worlds
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>>153104798
>>>/v/
>>
>>153104842
that should be a new streambig blog post. pie has a ton of experience sucking cock to pay the bills while he grows his stream.
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>beuchi was the last pure female speedrunner
>now even she has fallen
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>>153104842
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153105143
croni's still there for you
>>
>>153106327
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>153104845
that was an accident
>>
>>153104798
>only by 7 questions
>only
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>>153106448
>what is simile
>>
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>>153096375
Are speedrunners beyond working a minimum wage job? Jesus christ grow a backbone and stop sitting around playing video games / going nowhere with life.
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>>153106532
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>>153106532
>>
>>153106548
Vote Chibi for Speedpresident to implement a Twitch-wide minimum wage. It's about time
>>
There is no good reason to stream unless you are selling out hard. If you absolutely must stream as a "hobby" or "for the community", there's no reason not to do it on the superior site (Hitbox).
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>>153107059
okay thanks for the opinion
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>>153106327
>pure
>female
>speedrunner
hello?????
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>>153082372
"runs are on original hardware"
>uses PS2 for PS1 games
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>>153107221
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153107221
nice bait anime, get 'em good!
>>
Talk about me you fags
>>
>>153107964
what do you mean by "you fags"?
>>
lmao @ white knight cucks like werster who think donating to some NEET girl is a good cause

https://twitter.com/wersterlobe/status/769675267677630464
>>
>>153096375
If you have been 'applying' for jobs for 2 years with only one interview, you are fucking lying. It is not hard to get a fucking job.
>>
>>153109292
where do you live?
>>
>>153109398
UK
>>
>>153109292
ok but I have to pre-screen out the jobs that will make me go outside or do labor or socialize so theres only a few places left to apply
>>
>>153109292
Spain is an Islamic caliphate. Catholic Beuchi doesn't have a chance
>>
>>153108894
lmao!!

what a cuck!!

just like sam!!

STIV2016
>>
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>>153109292
>tell momma i have been applying for jobs but they never get back to me
>this lasts over two years
>finally apply to one and they call for an interview the next day and i pass both the interviews they put me through
>>
>>153109436
can smell a squidpost from a mile away
>>
>>153109528
>not just getting diagnosed
wagecuck
>>
>>153109568
>de post assumption
>>
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>>153109671
i zone out and fuck around the whole shift each day

im that guy who walks around like he is doing something and havent been called out on it yet
>>
>>153109868
Literally me
>>
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>>153109671
>tfw you tried getting diagnosed and failed
>>
>>
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>>153111804
>>153111713
>>153111609
>>153111457
fuck off
>>
how come typed-out posts describing the laughter of avians or the appearance of make-believe simians get deleted within the hour but posts about trans ppl, crabs, politics, etc are not nearly as targeted for removal or bans?
>>
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>>153111894
>>
>>153111918
>why do speedrunners look after their own?
>>
>>153111918
The Monkey Stigma
>>
>>153112225
who are you quoting?
>>
>>153112343
I was quoting this post: >>153111918
>>
>>153111918
I make extra effort to report that cancerous shit. Your welcome
>>
>>153112528
what about my welcome?
>>
>>153112758
im dying
>>
well well well... look who finally decided to speedrun
>>
>>153118520
...Trihex?
>>
>>153119426
you can't speedrun a romhack
>>
>>153119502
you can speedrun anything that has a beginning and an end, you cuck
>>
>>153112043
>They made a TV series out of this

Why? The movie was good enough.
>>
>>153119661
lol
>>
Does anyone else try to speedrun Super Metroid? How do I get good? I'm so inconsistent on like 90% of the tricks, even though I practice them for hours. Then I watch Zoast or Oats and they do this shit no problem and act like it's nothing

What the FUCKKKKKK
>>
>>153119861
just finish some runs and then practice, stop comparing yourself to others
>>
>>153120053
I have finished runs. I'm at 55 minutes, which is still 10+ minutes off the WR for this route.

I just feel like I practice for 4 hours, and it doesn't do anything because I still fuck up when I do actual runs. Speedrunning isn't fun. It sucks and just makes you mad.
>>
>>153120203
>Speedrunning isn't fun. It sucks and just makes you mad.
there's a reason nobody does it anymore lol
>>
>>153120337
word. speedrunning was never meant to be a hobby, and never should have been popularized as one, because it's not fun.

it's supposed to be an obsession for obsessive-compulsive autists,
>>
>>153120203
consistency takes days and weeks to get down, so stop comparing yourself to WR and focus on your own consistency

or quit lol
>>
>>153120613
That's precisely why we need to elect Cronikeys for Speedpresident
>>
>>153120778
who is we?
>>
>>153120726
I just want to be able to perform a trick I've been practicing for hours.

>Oh you tried ocean fly for hours until your thumb got a blister, and you were getting it
>But when you actually try to do it a run you hit the ceiling

It's bullshit dude. The game should just work. I shouldn't miss tricks that I practice for hours, they should just come naturally after that amount of time.
>>
>>153120948
Sounds like a bad case of run anxiety desu
>>
>>153120948
practice isn't the same as a run, the pressures aren't the same. understanding and performing in a practice environment is essential, but doing so consistently in a run is different. you need to spend time on more runs. the guys you were comparing against have been doing runs for over a year minimum
>>
>>153120948
How long have you been speedrunning super metroid?
>>
>>153120778
cronikeys doesn't even come here now that she's a twitter famous trump dick-rider
>>
>>153121232
I started "speedrunning" the game last year, I just picked it up again about a month ago. I try to do a run a day.
>>
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>>153121254
>cronikeys
>dick-rider
>>
>>153121397
I'm now #RidingTheJohnson
>>
damn trihex not even 600 viewers...
looks like people just don't turn up for his speedrun streams no mo'
>>
Adrian is fucking hot now.
>>
>>153122338
based blind bro
>>
>>153122338
hell yeah
>>
>>153107059
why is hitbox superior?
>>
>>153124512
it's not ran by jews
>>
>>153108894
what does LRT mean
>>
>>153124628
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153124598
what's different though
>>
bertin stream berseria
>>
more like hurtin after uyama laid the smackdown on his ass
>>
>bertin
>berseria
>ber
holy.......fuck..........................
>>
>>153124982
hell yah, bae!
>>
>>153124628
let's realtalk
>>
>>153125095
disgusting, i hate these people
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QsB1fiShNW
>>
LRT: The MHC has been stopped
>>
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdg8A3qnOCE
>>
>>153125243
LOL
>>
>>153125243
why is trihex crying?
>>
>>153125243
son
>>
>>153125612
because he was getting obliterated by 2stop
>>
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>>153125683
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>153125838
>nothing for me to do
>could stream on myfreecams but doesnt

stop being so LAZY, narci! :3
>>
Narci's stream is lit
>>
>>153126357
there's a reason she's top bae
>>
>Narci's stream rn

WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>153126357
>>153126678
what's happening
>>
he is literally insane
>>
I dont need love looking like diamonds
>>
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why did it end up like this?
>>
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Is he gonna stream himself singing the same song without a backing track for an hour straight again?
>>
>>153127610
i'd dick her down
not gonna lie
>>
>>153126529
>>153128739
>she
>her
stfu fucktards
>>
man what the fuck

harambe aint die for this shit
>>
>>153127610
what a horrible night to have a curse
>>
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>>153127610
>>
>sing knuck if you buck by crime mob
lol
>>
knuck if you cuck boi
knuck if you cuck boi
>>
major league swag out
>>
>>153130124
why did you spoiler?
>>
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>>153130184
>>
hey guys, just got out of prison..

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO COSMO
>>
>>153131372
ask him if he knows any ludacris i got banned
>>
>>153131372
he's singing rn.
>>
Cosmo's singing is just angsty rebellion against Twitch banning him from sleepstreaming
>>
kill me
>>
someone webm this part

i know you fags are still watching too
>>
>>153132898
I can't stop watching
>>
>>153129116
holy kek lmao
>>
reminder what cosmo is doing now is a violation of twitch TOS:

https://help.twitch.
tv/customer/portal/articles/1824967-twitch-music-faq

Q: I love singing covers. Is that okay?
A: No, unless you have the necessary rights from the copyright owner to do so. Performing music created by a musician other than yourself may make your content liable to a DMCA takedown request and may make you liable to a claim from the copyright owner.

REPORT HIS STREAM
GET IT SHUT DOWN
HE WILL KILL HIMSELF WHEN IT GETS SHUT DOWN
>>
>>153133685
he will just tweet about it ur dumb my dude
>>
>>153133685
She needs help don't do this
>>
>>153132898
what do you mean by "you fags"?
>>
>>153133685
wtf I hate capitalism now
>>
>>153133685
reminder cosmo is a partnered streamer so reporting it won't do anything. twitch is a sanctuary site.
>>
>>153133762
>she
stfu fucktard
>>
Allison Quinn gets his channel banned for dancing and singing while Cosmo's channel stays intact. Twitch is a bunch of bias assholes.
>>
>>153133838
Wow! mean :(
>>
>>153133772
me desu

climaxed at LEAST 4 times now.. unf...
>>
>>153111713
>>153111804
>>153111873
>>153112043
>>153112758
why did you delete?
>>
>there is someone in this thread who thinks that emulator is fine for gameboy, snes, and nes games even at a high level
it's me
>>
>>153134423
>>153134445
why did you spoiler?
>>
this is a post ironic meta-post-post
>>
>>153134445
why did you delete?
>>
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it's sad how quickly >our greatest achievement fades
>>
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>>153134326
>>153134485
>>153134580
This is not funny anymore.

Stop this niggershit.
>>
>>153134875
Okay.
>>
>>153134875
Cool it with the racist namecalling.

See: >>153019959
>>
>>153135591
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153134875

Back to /pol/
>>
>>153135807
>de hippie spacing
>>
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when u streaming but they soylent hit u
>>
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/pol/ invasion Tbh
>>
if you are alt-right you are not welcome on /srg/!
>>
I just came back from a two year vacation. Why is Cosmo singing on stream?
>>
>>153136261
>cosmo

stop dead naming!
>>
>>153136130

hey that's cool dude what're you going to do about it, vague-post on tumblr about me?
>>
>>153134875
but that requires /srg/ stream monsters to be actually funny and clever
>>
>>153136316
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>153136130
the alt-right of speedrunning is people who love to speedrun but hate the speedrun culture of marathon pandering GDQs.
>>
/pol/ invasion Tbh
>>
>>153136057
>>153136485
why did you steal leslie jones' nudes nobody wanted to see those
>>
>>153136445
IT'S NOT ABOUT CREATING A SPEEDRUN SPACE! IT'S NOT! IT'S ABOUT CREATING A HOME!
>>
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>>153137295
it wasnt my decision
>>
>>153138430
Clem??
>>
>>153134875
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!
>>
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>>
>>153136130
>>153136445
PEPE!
>>
>>153139383
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>153139435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCdkl9PGRk&index=3
>>
>tfw no autism and no mental illnesses, so no WR

you life failure defects have all the luck....
>>
>>153141217
why didn't you sage?
>>
kill every tranny abomination
fucking indoctrinated freaks
>>
>>153141434
what's sage?
>>
>>153141603
what's a tranny abomination?
>>
>>153141706
read the FAQ
>>
Smash cultural marxism
>>
>>153145570
I think you just got meme'd on, friend : \
>>
/pol posts do not belong here. There is a whole board for /pol.

>in4 waa waa kill urself marxist cuck waa!!
>>
>>153145808
u got kik?
>>
Narcissa is truly an entitled, despicable egocentric creature. Not even so much to do with >her physical appearance either. Watching her stream and talk about herself... the word that comes to mind about how I feel is repulsive. It's like some corrupt demon literally took over Chill Dude Cosmo's body. She does not seem like a nice person anymore.
>>
oh shit cosmo is live
>>
>>153146867
Wow go back to pol!! non-marxist opinions aren't allowed here!!!
>>
>>153146875
>dead naming

you are NOT welcome in this thread!
>>
Have you heard Chibi's speech on the alt-right on his stream yesterday? He's right. How can we elect someone as Speedpresident who associates with a conspiracy theorist like NKR?
>>
>>153148572
t. entitled millenial who doesn't vote

don't cry when it's 4 years of Cronikeys then
>>
I know tranny bashing is fun and all but let's focus on the real issues here. A bullet in the head of every scheming kike.
>>
>>153146875
>dead naming
You are welcome in this thread!
>>
>>153149697
You need two bullets, because kikes have two phases. You need to save one for when the molochian primordial lizard escapes the jewish endoskeleton.
>>
did caleb and yuna break up? I been out of the drama loop for awhile
>>
>>153150353
He's currently working through a list of minority women until he can finally con a white woman into accepting a pasty ginger nerd with rage issues.
>>
>>153150749
t. jealous cuck

caleb is buff and based
>>
>>153133776
Copyright is not capitalism. It is a monopoly enforced by the state (socialism).
>>
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>>153151020
>tfw all the roids in the world wont make you any less ginger
>>
>>153151020
when people will stop with this bullshit that Caleb is pure and superior and can't be cucked

fucking hell, he was cucked by Yuna! She went back to her ex. Accept this, speedrunners can't mantain a woman around for long, they will get cheated no matter what.
>>
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
>>
>>153111918
cuz cran aint even did nuthin 2 y'all niggas doe
>>
caleb is based and good at speedrunning
>>
>>153157301
*you'll niggas
>>
>>153157642
it doesn't make him less of a cuck
>>
>>153157845
cuckoldry is based though?
>>
>>153157845
- guy who knows nothing about how they broke up
>>
>>153159485
- guy who's such a loser he actually cares about the personal affairs of someone who he'll never meet, or even talk to privately
>>
>>153159593
- guy who just claimed to know about the personal affairs of someone he'll never meet, or even talk to privately
>>
speedrunning in 2016
>>
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how about we save this thread with some REAL SPEEDRUNNING
only 6 minutes off world record ;)
>>
>>153159708
you retarded or what? I won't make your life easy and post here once again the proofs of Yuna contacting and hanging out with her ex boyfriend while she was still living with Caleb. If you want to believe in fairytales go ahead and also donate to Narcissa and Beuchi they're poor girls who can't lift their asses of the chair to support themselves
>>
>>153163492
his hair is like an inch away from bald
>>
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Does grinding equal skill?
>>
>>153166341
of course not
>>
>>153166341
grats on WR!
>>
>>153166341
Dustiel's about as consistent as a complete drunkard chucking darts. 99% of those attempts don't even reach past Ripper Roo.
>>
>>153167328
this post reeks of banana and faeces
>>
I wanna INSEMINATE that COSMO
>>
has trannykeys checked HIS chromosomes today?
>>
>>153167328
And it's not just this one game. He's a joke in everything he runs.
>>
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>twingalaxies.com

Do people still visit that site and since when has /srg/ cared about it?

It has always been terrible for speedrunning records anyway.

Also no speedrunslive? Openly linking to rebbit?

I think I'm out of the loop.
>>
>>153169335
LOL!
>>
>>153148484
>>153165153
who is we?
>>
>>153169484
me & narcissa of course
>>
>>153148572
why did you delete?
>>
>>153166341
He is literally the worst speedrunner alive.
>>
>>153169939
I guarantee he is also a liberal cuck
>>
croni told me if trump wins she'll post more nudes
>>
>>153166341
What the fucking shit, how can you have over 15k attempts in anything? He isn't even a top player. What the fuck?
>>
croni also told me you are a fucking faggot die die die
>>
>>153171864
but he is a literal faggot lol. he even drilled minion's stinkhole.
>>
>>153170440
would you mind linking the nudes, I have studies to do with them
>>
""""Gaming"""" Talk Shows
>>
(((Gayming))) Talk Shows
>>
reminder that TSSB was the only acceptable speedrun talk show that will ever exist
>>
if you didnt report narcissas weird stream for TOS violations you are part of the problem
>>
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What the HELLL!?

How could google be so insensitive and show a picture of Narcissa before she came out as a girl!?
>>
>>153172828
reminder that it's returning on nov. 6
>>
>>153174292
why did you delete?
>>
>>153174762
Is Google marxist or not? It's getting hard to tell.
>>
>>153169335
this general is 10 layers deep in irony MINIMUM
>>
>>153179523
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153179601
two hours is NOT late, I had to drop off my wife's son at her boyfriend's basketball game
>>
>>153174916
where did you heat that you pleb?
>>
>>153179523
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>153179749
what's sage?
>>
>>153179749
I was using rosemary, thyme, and parsley instead
>>
>>153179786
>>
What's medievil?
>>
thinking about dropping my one college course (physics II) and start speedrunning [offline] full time. should i do it /bois/?
>>
Oh look it's the 700-750 post range where everyone is saving there epic posts for the new thread to get thos (you)s
>>
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>>153186907
no.
>>
>wasting your best memes in dying threads where nobody will see or respond to them
why? the entire reason to post is to get (You)s
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11102695
>>
>>153187991
>>153187991
>>153187991
>>153187991
>>
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>>153187598
>>
new
>>153188075
>>153188075
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