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>Resources
twingalaxies.com
reddit.com/r/samandtolki
reddit.com/r/cosmowright
reddit.com/r/speedruncelebrities
speeddemosarchive.com
cyberscore.me.uk
streambig.net
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>>153187991
http://pastebin.com/hh8BAhGJ
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you guys are BULLIES but that's okay
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>>153187991
8 posts early
Elin, simplee Elin.
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>5 posts early
simply elin
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The God Gamer Stigma
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The Grind Monkey Stigma
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11102695
help
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[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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The Chromosome Stigma
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Is EndySWE the least degenerate speedrunner?
Reminder:
He has multiple WRs
He treats everyone in his stream equally; he doesn't pander to ANYONE - viewer, sub, mod, it doesn't matter
He has extremely high standards for his runs - if he should reset 3 seconds in, he'll reset 3 seconds in
He has the purity and endurance to run 10 hour streams
He has an encyclopedic knowledge of all the games he plays
He is a mature, responsible adult
He has six beautiful white children, single-handedly defying white genocide
He has a job and is married
He lives in a big house
He communicates regularly with the NES speedrunning community so he's always on top of the new strats and metaOh, and he's cuter than you.
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tfw you FINALLY find a redpilled speedrun stream
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>>153191107
link
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Is LiquidxSquid the least degenerate speedrunner?
Reminder:
He has multiple WRs
He treats everyone in his stream equally; he doesn't pander to ANYONE - viewer, sub, mod, it doesn't matter
He has extremely high standards for his runs - if he should reset 3 seconds in, he'll reset 3 seconds in
He has the purity and endurance to run 10 hour streams
He has an encyclopedic knowledge of all the games he plays
He is a mature, responsible adult
He has six beautiful white children, single-handedly defying white genocide
He has a job and is married
He lives in a big house
He communicates regularly with the PS speedrunning community so he's always on top of the new strats and metaOh, and he's cuter than you.
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>>153191107
how do you know it's redpilled
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>>153191308
i can't. it would reveal who i am
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>>153191453
How can Squid have six beautiful white children, when he's not white himself?
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>>153191512
why do you always post the edited coke version of this picture
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>>153192221
You're lying! Cronikeys is saving her virginity for me! She has never been with a man!
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>>153191107
>>153191517
headcrab...
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>>153191072
>>153191453
why did you spoiler?
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>>153188156
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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>>153192895
stream arguing in the hotline discord
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>>153193027
i barely read that shit buffet time is beyond autistic
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Can someone with no life tell me if there's anything funny here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waKTtte7QTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYPP4XQOOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL14Mu53vXI
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>>153193236
this is sellout thinking, trihex does the same thing with witwix
How DARE he stream this game, this should be MY game
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>>153193463
I just realized it's not peak hours, respond again with this later this evening ok?
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>>153193236
what game
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>>153191072
>speedrunner
>He is a mature, responsible adult
these don't match
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>>153193236
I didn't see it, post it again.
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why cosmo is complaining on twitter about srg?
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>>153193236
why did you delete?
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>>153192065
>>153192221
What the fuck are you fags talking about. Where do you get this untrue bullshit from?
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>>153194982
what do you mean by "you fags"?
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>tfw improvement again
:)
I'm coming for the cripple
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Beuchi is live time to throw some money at her
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>>153194659
Because he can't understand why some thread on a taiwanese cartoons board doesn't like his degeneracy ways.
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>>153195104
mostly headcrab and meows spreading rumors
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>>153195127
You're not edgy or funny.
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>>153195127
>bullying a cripple
kotaku is gonna be pissed
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>>153194659
that was ages ago when i triggered him
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>>153195127
post shit like this again and I will destroy your memegame
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>>153195471
slayer calm down
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>>153195127
>having a worse time than a cipple
would kill myself to be honest.
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>>153195127
That faggot meme anime gif on your stream, kill yourself
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>>153195662
i don't stream
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>>153195712
That's even more pathetic
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>>153196042
?
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>>153196042
who is me?
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why does trihex's causcasian girlfriend look like she is still in high school?
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>>153196171
Jew
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>>153196108
>>153196153
this one too
>>153196171
really makes you think
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>>153196258
>de hippie spacing
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>>153196258
>de hippie spacing
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>>153196258
wally...
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>>153196298
>>153196305
baited for this EXACT response
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>>153196298
>>153196305
hook line and sinker senpaitachi
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>>153196298
>>153196305
de moot archiving
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Medi
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>>153196473evil
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progress
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>>153196658
good job, it's a hard game
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is a codeword for White genocide
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>>153196536
why did you spoiler?
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>>153196658
Nice
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>>153196891
Medievil is nice!
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>>153196658
Good job nigga
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>>153196891
too soon
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>>153196997
>nigga
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>>153196997
>nigga
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Is there a thing more 'cringe' in this community than Caleb-subscribers? They always have to make themselves known MUH MUSCLES MUH LOUD
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>>153196975
>>153197030
haha..........
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>>153197164
>>153197184
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>153196042
>>153196258
I want to FUCK Christ-chan but in the ass only since she can't have sex before marriage.
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>>153196658
progress is a code word for degeneracy
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am i a pop star yet?
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>>153189793
>>153189793
why did you delete?
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>>153192221
why did you delete?
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https://twitter.com/mrshasta/status/770036279849418756
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>>153199625
*comes out as a furry*
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>>153199979
*notices ur buldge*
owo whats this >:3c
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>>153199979
*crawls on ur lap and wags tail across ur nose*
teehee :3c
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>>153198212
looks like a degenerate fucking tranny coalburner (((pop star))) yeah
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>>153196225
make sense
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>>153196258
yes, yes it does
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>>153193441
>5h 27m
>3h 09m
>3h 34m
Is he doing absolutely NOTHING with his life now?
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>>153202429
he's dead
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>>153202638
I know it's not true, but it would have answered my next question, if he thinks about getting tit implants.
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what is the context of this?
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>>153201150
not good enough. tell me you love me!
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>>153205290
>3d sonic
autism
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>>153205416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1SJr8blEBc
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>>153205683
Why is this so exciting that this autist is screaming in my ears?
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>>153205878
Im asking you guys, I have no idea. Google isnt pulling up anything for me.
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>>153205985
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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>>153205298
>WAS TOLD OFF FOR NOT STREAMING GAMES ON A GAME STREAMING SITE
>BLAH BLAH BLAH MUH FREEDOMS
when will twitch finally permaban this self-centered little shit?
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>>153206795
clearly he is being oppressed
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>>153205683
what the fuck is this autism
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>>153206795
if he was actually bringing in 40k+ viewers like he did during 2012 with windwanker twitch wouldn't give a fuck. but nah he's a mentally disturbed attention whore now.
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>>153206795
>GAME STREAMING SITE
lol? he was streaming on twitch
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>>153206795
this is just pathetic now, please twitch permaban
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Does /srg/ listen to music or streams while speedrunning? Or podcasts? Or do you zone autistically into your game?
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>>153207770
>speedrunning
lol
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>>153207770
I dont speedrun but I usually listen to music when I am playing silent games like Dark Souls etc. Usually music from other games.
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>>153207770
i literally never listen to game sounds
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>>153205683
>nep background
>meme gif
>3D sonic game
autism
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>>153208081
Yeah I recognize that guy is probably autistic. But I am a huge Sonic fan and I have no idea what he is freaking out over. I guess they are missions that were assumed to be cut in the game? I also feel like I have seen tic tac toe a million times while playing sa2 anyway, but I have only played the GC and Steam versions, and I dont have an active memory of all of the billion master emerald gems.
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*mumble sings in deep femme voice for 6 hours*
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>>153208749
>YESTERDAY I SANG TO ALL OF MY FANS IT WAS SO FUN BUT TWITCH DIDNT LIKE IT THEY TOLD ME TO STOP WHAT MEANIES!
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>>153208840
who are you quoting?
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>>153208897
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/769811665948815360
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>>153208897
A dead man in the making.
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imagine a world without headcrap, squid, croni, and narcismo
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>>153209186
i would trade nkr for all of those people any day honestly
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>>153209186
>I'm that retarded I don't know how to not watch a streamer I don't like
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>>153209392
that doesn't apply to hc though
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>>153209046
too deep my friend
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>>153196042
why did you delete?
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headkill
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>>153213048
headkill yourself
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does Cosmo think that if he sings a Ke$ha song for 20 minutes straight, he will transform into the shallow blonde ditz he's been trying to turn himself into?
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>>153207770
I listen to music and a couple of podcasts like Biggest Problems in The Universe and Hardcore History. I use to watch other people stream while practicing, but I find it to be too distracting.
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>>153214538
thanks for the late response!
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>>153214538
No problem!
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>>153215359
thank you for the cute anime gif!
what game do you run anon?
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mfw serg
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>>153215450
medievil
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>>153215450
Don't know yet. I'll let you know when I pick up one.
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>>153215717
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>>153215359
HEY!
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/150611176/#150643107
I never said you could save my image!! Delete it NOW!
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>>153215998
o_o
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>>153215998
o.o
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>e-celebs general
what the fuck
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brb kms
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>>153216278
>>153216458
>>153216418
>de headcrab face
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>>153216558
how are you quoting?
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>>153216725
baited for this EXACT response
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>>153215829
anything in mind? i'm the guy running momodora ITT, it's a really great game with a quick run.
>>153216558
baited for this exact response! ha ha!
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>>153216725
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>>153217405
de off brand toufool face
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>>153217513
lmao
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>>153216764
>>153216928
at least you guys don't try to defend your autism
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>>153217945
why would anyone ever be defensive about anything?
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>>153217513
Original: Toufool
Knock-off: Headcrab
Original: Squid
Knock-off: Soe
Are there any more of these pairings?
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>>153218261
is this the same soe that crushed our guy 2gd's soul?
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QUICK
i need a stream that makes me feel like pic related
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>>153218261
Original: Shrek
Knock-off: Beneziaa
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>>153218261
Original: Shamu
Knock-off: Beneziaa
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>>153218421
do you want me to stream finding consistent setups for a new oob trick anime?
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>>153218261
Original: Harambe
Knock-off: Beneziaa
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>>153218261
Original: Carol Yager
Knock-off: Beneziaa
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>>153217405
>de eyebrows
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>>153218261
Original: The Hindenburg
Knock-off: Beneziaa
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>>153218882
tfw no anime eyebrows
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For the last 2 years, I've only come to /v/ for these threads.
The Smash Summit Mafia threads have been amazing, probably the comfiest I've ever been
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>>153217945
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>153219376
Okay.
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the only good tranny is a ____ tranny
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post more splits
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>>153219651
cosmo
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>>153219659
im gonna split you in half
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>>153219376
Really funny you presumably misposted from the Melee tourney thread on /v/, because these are the only threads I have up too
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>>153219762
with what?
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>>153219782
lol yeah my bad
>>153219513
I was wondering why you posted this lol
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a BULLET
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would be unable to penetrate beneziaa
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i've got a big bone for beneziaa
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Can we talk about a REAL cute speedgirl for once? Let's talk aboutRawrica.
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Bene isn't fat she's just big boned
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>>153220792
who is we?
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>that one guy who whips out his hate boner for bene every once in a blue moon
what's his deal?
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>>153220792
why did you spoiler?
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>>153220991
whaaaaaaaaaat?? what happened to crabneziaa???
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>>153220618
why did you delete?
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>>153220792
sell me
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>>153220940
i wanna stick my hate boner in bene if you know what i mean
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>>153221053
It turns out the Headcrab train has a weight limit, he left her and moved on to Yiffer. The two of them are really cute together though! :3
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>>153221210
>>153220991
slayer this has to stop
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narci should get a trip and start posting here tbqh..
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>>153221093
she's an actual girl and isn't overweight
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who the fuck cares about internet girls
they're all gross and crazy
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>>153221257
i mean why not hes literally unable to not get triggered
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>>153221586
i care about rawrica i love her
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>>153220991
whos the top?
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>>153221732
yashi...
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>>153221586
they're the only ones you can fuck desu
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>>153221907
yeah what's up
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>>153222498
d-do you guys s-speedrun together
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>>153222620
soon =]
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>>153222620
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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i wish i was as cool as y_...
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i wish i had an explosive personality like y_...
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>>153223268
honestly gonna have to drop a hot "word" on this post right here. only person more based than y_ is calebhart42
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y_
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>>153223449
since when is sticking your pickle in dudes' faces based
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>>153223624
since always?? uh...
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>>153205290
>>153205683
just going to go ahead and guess that it's an emerald location / tip so rare that it hasn't been seen / verified in-game
no fucking clue, would actually like to know myself
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>>153223996
thanks for the late response!
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>>153223996
i too would like to know
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>>153220940
I dunno
I mean I want to plow Bene too but there's no point shitposting about it
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>>153193441
cosmo is sounding and looking less like a girl each month. why does he take hormones again?
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>>153227874
thanks for the late response!
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>>153224057
nigger
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>>153228163
AHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>153227874
I think he's feeling regrets, probably going to go back to being a fuccboi instead of a fake girl soon
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>>153209186
What's wrong with Squid? Hard Mode: No forced NKR memes.
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>>153233234
thanks for the late response!
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http://cytu
.be/r/CatchAPRedator
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>>153233234
his last name is marks dude he's literally a marksist
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>>153233234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI
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>>153220991
why did you delete?
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>>153235468
thanks for the late response!
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*goes clothes shopping with beneziaa*
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>>153235802
based big 5 bro, you buy her the best tent you can afford
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>>153234937
Good job on spouting some nkr bullshit friendo
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>>153236372
t. buttxhurt
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it's that time of year again. time to see the community struggle with gdqs being either for speedrunning or for money.
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/making_gdqs_more_casual_friendly.htmlwhy doesn't anyone post these threads on here anymore? I go to sda like 4 times a year and got lucky this one is relatively new, so I linked it.
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>>153237934
why did you spoiler?
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>>153237934
>person makes threads that wants to turn gdqs into pure entertainment and not about speedrunning
>people complain and say the event is only about speedrunning
>everyone wants mario maker, tetris, stepmania, and other skill games instead of speedruns
why are people even pretending gdqs are about speedruns anymore?
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>>153238226
y did u lump mario maker in wit dose skill games?
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>>153237934
>>153238226
Soon.
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>>153238226
gdqs should be only about game mastery
for most games mastery is speedrunning but for games like kaizo, dmc, tetris, guitar hero etc there are other ways of demonstrating skill and gdqs are perfect for showcasing that
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>>153238453
Games
Done
>QUICK
If they want to showcase those NON SPEEDRUN games at a SPEEDRUN EVENT they should rename and rebrand the fucking event.
but for real, they should just rename the events "Games for Charity" or something like that. then they can do all the circle jerk smash, weeabo rhythm games, and popular competitive games all they want.
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>>153237934
this person is great.
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/age_and_gender_brackets.html
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/is_speed_running_not_fun_anymore.html
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/regionversion_role_reversals.html
also sda bois get so butt hurt when someone brings up wrs on sda. no wonder it's a dying site.90% chance they are a tranny too just based off their name
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>>153238226
>two teams of players racing to complete the same goal in a video game isn't speedrunnning
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>>153239260
I do like the idea of team speedrun competitions. Team matches where you take the total sum of your team's time against another team. 2v2 sm64 70 star matches, 2v2 mario maker 4 stage runs, 2v2 super metroid races, etc. Would be exciting!
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>>153239172
why did you spoiler?
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>>153239621
a gdq tourney would be great too
>two teams
>every race the two racers are on different teams
>winning a race counts as a point for your team
>team with most points at the end wins
not sure what the prize for winning would be
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>>153240176
a bloj from mike
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TRIHEX is the greatest speedrunner of all time.
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>>153220792
I got kind of a nail fetish and I like long, well done nails.
But these are borderline gross.
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>>153243931
thanks for the late response!
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>>153243931
Kira?
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>>153243931
why didn't you sage?
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>>153243931
Thanks for actually posting something that isn't a meme.
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MEDIEVIL is the greatest speedrunner of all time.
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>>153246348
why didn't you sage?
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>>153246709
Medievil doesnt eat vegebles.
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>>153195127
tfw you will never beat Halfs time or sub 24 :^)
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>>153247109
thanks for the late response!
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>>153247109
honestly where are these scrubs who post about their shit times coming from
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>>153247612
He's a pathetic /b/ tier edgelord who is too afraid to reveal his identity after trying to anonymously 'bully' Half by calling him a cripple on a website where he will never see it.
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>>153247759
The classic 'I have no response' image.
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Is Lancun the greatest Metroid 3 speedrunner to ever exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx-xBuuOMNU
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>>153247723
Well I for one would like to give Half a big hand, and a slightly smaller one, for his ongoing achievements.
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why are you awake right now making these posts...
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>>153247930
>he isn't a morning person
I bet you stay up until 3am every night like a degenerate.
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>>153247976
who are you quoting?
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>>153247993
The person 3 posts above. Are you fucking stupid?
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this thread sure sucks dick
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>>153248240
suck THIS
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>>153247862
idk if you notice but you're getting owned rn
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Cran changed da game on niggas real quick
Niggas was mad salty, b
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dont worry idiots, this thread (speedruns) is about to be saved
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>>153248554
What do you mean by "idiots"?
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>>153248554
this is the last time you're gonna be looking this gay in your whole life
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is there a srg list of the fastest speedgirls including the girls with dicks?
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>>153248996
>girls with dicks
girls don't have dicks, what you're talking about are men
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>>153248996
that would just be a fastest list of all speedrunners. girls with dicks = men
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>>153249206
girls with dicks are not men, they have girl priviledge and they deserve respect and a new bathroom
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>>153248379
- Guy posting about about his own dead memes
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>>153248906
major league swag out
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hey remember me? medi's back
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>>153247723
>trying to bully half
>on a website where he'll never see it
maybe he was just shitposting like literally everyone else in here?
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>>153250587
anime I think you need to get away from there
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>>153250636
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>>153250587
He's clearly trying to be intimading, but he's coming off as an edgy 14 year old.
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>>153250954
>intimading
yeah okay ESL-kun, I'm sure you're right
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i don't need love lookin' like diamonds
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>>153250954
>defending halfcoordinated on a website where he'll never see it
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>>153251545
>being an edgy 14 year old
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>>153252541
Is calling someone a cripple edgy now?
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Squid Clique niggas run u niggas
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You guys are missing the point. You're supposed to post about it after you beat the cripple, not when you're 2 minutes behind.
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>>153253145
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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Calling half a cripple is either edgy or weak banter
But caring this much about it is pure Reddit
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They took WinWaker from us. what will they take next?
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>>153253169
You would get it if you weren't brain dead.
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>>153253325
what do you mean "you would"?
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>>153253295
what do you mean by "us"?
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>>153253295
"Kappa", hopefully.
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>>153253295
ANELE
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>>153253145
Maybe that means you're the one missing the point
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>>153253325
what do you mean by "get it"?
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How can speedrunning be saved if it's for autistic and mentally ill people?
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>>153254681
saved = christianity
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>>153252857
fuck off with this cancer
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>>153247759
>>153248107
>>153248169
>>153248223
>>153248358
>>153248473
why did you delete?
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Hey gang
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>>153256051
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>>153256291
this was the best narcissa phase who would bang?
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Why is suicide stigmatized when race mixing is objectively worse?
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>>153255040
why did you delete?
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the fucking memories
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WAKE ME UP
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>>153258339
Good morning!
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Narcissa is such a good lolcow, the only thing that makes her relevant to speedrunning is when she says thats she's relevant to speedrunning which is hilarious.
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>>153259032
>her
>she
bruh
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>>153259032
>she
>her
stfu fucktard
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>>153259148
>>153259203
She's so convincing though :^)
Triggered over a preferred pronoun. Autism working at 100%
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>>153259571
>convincing
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>>153259571
>de hippie spacing
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>>153258339
whoa baby take me to disco heaven cosmo
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>>153259571
*he
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Reminder that this whole tranny clusterfuck in speedrunning wouldn't be a thing if Cosmo had gotten a teeth fix and a therapy session post breakup
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>>153261350
>tranny clusterfuck
there are more people like cosmo in the speedrun community?
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>>153261453
yeah Cosmo made the whole community more enabler of mental cases in general
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>>153261453
speedrunning is overrun with the mentally ill
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post vintage cosmos
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>>153261568
>>153262147
desu, i mainly watch souls speedrun, only if the streamer has >50 viewers tho. i have yet to notice anything any trans stuff. was called out once by someone in chat for making fun of the x-million genders that suddenly started existing a few month ago
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>>153262575
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>>153264116
Yeah, you see this kind of thing in almost every speedrun channel these days. If you stick to the bigger channels for bigger games you probably won't notice it though.
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>>153265779
>phobic
gets me everytime. as if anyone actually feared thos things.
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>>153266332
retards can't realize that only 2 genders exist in the real world and the others are consequences of mental illness
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is trannykeys still pretending to be a woman?
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>>153261453
there's a list with over 20 of these things in speedrunning
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>>153264116
souls speedrunners have enough mental issues without bringing trannies into it
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>>153270402
>a list
post it
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>>153273318
http://pastebin.com/Y0jntXsC
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>>153273736
how do i get one of these to hmu
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>>153271403
why did you delete?
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>>153273736
we need one including the real girls, we need to know how the speedrun skill of a tranny is in comparison with a real girl
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a blast from the past you didn't expect:
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/super_meat_boy__luck_manipulation_tool.html
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>>153277785
>Code: redacted
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whatever happened to that "major announcement" pyatters was supposed to make
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>>153278832
it was about killing himself but he did them in the wrong order
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>>153278832
ask him, he just posted this >>153278832
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F
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>>153278564
An SDA mod can still access the edit history. Someone leak it.
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>>153280791
>wonder what willy would have done to cosmo if he had a golden ticket
rip gene o7
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imagine the huge fucking hype if cosmo would come back as cosmo, running wind waker and oot again. holy shit. hed pull so many viewers. he had them in the 10000s back then, now he only gets around ~200...
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>>153282773
lol... no one would watch him. popular streamers who quit for more than a week lose like 90% of their fanbase.
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Any updates on our girll skater/ how is she doing with the HRT?
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>>153283583
>filename
you are kidding right? i thought after joden quit, the last runner of any% would be mentally sane
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>>153283717
he's kidding. skater is a family man.
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Well /srg/, I've decided to go part-time with speedrunning and work on my career as a Wendy's chef
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>>153284158
good plan, I work as a chef at wendy's and make $1000000/semester flipping burgers with my 12 inch dick
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she's...she's beautiful.
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>>153287108
why so serious
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>>153287108
Find me batman
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>>153287108
you wanna know how i got these scars
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>>153287108
this reminds me of a horror game but I am not sure which one
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>>153287108
I'M THE JOKER BAYBEE
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Cronikeys is having a breakdown on twitter lmao
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>>153288054
Who fucking cares? Fuck off you faggot
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>>153237934
what the FUCK! why are people trying to steal the WCSR idea? fuck off GDQs. stick with your single player solo runs and leave the theatrics and story lines to the WCSR.
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>>153290934
what games do you speedrun, post splits
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>>153291068
Shut the fuck up
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>>153291649
count the wrinkles on my balls with your tongue
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the day of rope is coming
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>>153291950
o_o
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>>153292039
>de headcrab face
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live in 5 (seriously)
/duke_bilgewater
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>grind for 10 hours straight
>finally PB
>3 seconds off wr in a 1h40m long run
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>>153293435
dont do this to me
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>>153293435
nope
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>>153293435
Why would anyone here care? You haven't done any speedruns for years and when you did you were awful.
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>tfw no autism, no mental illnesses, so no WR
sigh
you life rejects failures have all the luck
>>
You know, I think Trihex had the right idea all along. Speedrunning for the sole purpose of completing a game a few seconds faster just doesn't cut it in the world of entertainment. Most runs only have a handful of awesome tricks, and most games lack any significant competition that could produce rivalries and exciting interpersonal dynamics. The community as a whole should abandon this time waste and switch to "trickrunning". Contestants will compete by performing the most incredible tricks they've learned within the allotted time. Judges will then determine the winner based on who had the highest APM and swag-factor.
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>>153294416
where did you copy this from?
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>>153294321
>le epic unpopular opinion man
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>>153294321
don't bully
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>>153293435
Fuck off duck
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>>153294321
word
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>>153293435
slayer stream
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>>153296774
what did you delete?
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>>153294321
N E W T E C H
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>>153294619
There is absolutely no reason to nuthug someone this irrelevant.
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Which Megaman is the best speedrun?
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>>153300471
Mega Man X6 for the Sony Playstation
>>
>>
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>>153300623
this is unironically the best answer
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>>153233234
>>153236372
I LITERALLY do not post about squid
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>>153301128
Bullshit: The Post
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>>153287982
oh shit yo
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>>153301249
Things NKR posts about: Medievil, Klonoa, white genocide, himself
Things Squid posts about: Donationfags, Cronikeys, speedrun.com, himself (but he never responds to or initiates monkey/bird/whateverstupidshit posting)
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>>153301481
You don't know what I post Squid. There is no way to know who is behind each post.
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>>153301481
I literally post about none of these things. You are right about not responding to any of that low level trash though
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>>153301852
but you just responded to that kind of low level trash!
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>>153301481
I literally post about none of these things. You are right about Medievil though
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>>153301915
and now i'm responding to more low level trash
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>>153301915
It wasn't really an animal post
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and now i'm posting medievil
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73 unique posters... and one of them is me______
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73 unique posters... and 72 of them are my alt accounts
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>>153299725
who cares about relevance in /tranny gossip general/
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>>153299725
LiquidxSquid
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kek
will he quit once he raises enough money? or will he finish all those mario maker levels and those stretch goals?
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>>153303628
i thought stretch goals were supposed to reward people for giving so much? who the fuck wants to watch a golden yoshi run or his ugly succubus dance like shit? god damn this guy is pathetic.
so when's pie's 1200 star super mario 64 marathon to raise money for people in house boats?
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>>153303628
this is actually disgusting
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>>153303628
is he seriously whoring his girlfriend out
holy shit
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>>153303628
(((Girlfriend)))
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>>153303628
>can't break 1k viewers in over a month
>decides to take advantage of a horrible situation to promote his stream
>still forces his shitty romhack of a romhack and rhythm games that no one wants to see
trihex is legit retarded.
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>>153304452
If he just fucking did speedruns and stopped selling out so hard I might watch him. It's an embarrassment.
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>>153303628
narcissism at its finest
$2500 for some broad to do DDR songs? Really? $1500 to speedrun?
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>>153303628
he fell hard. he was getting like 8-10k viewers. what the fuck happened? now he resorting to shitty gimmicks like pie does to get above 1k again? and these gimmicks aren't even good. no one wants to see some ho dance or someone play some shitty yoshi game. why doesn't he play WoW or something new that just launched and would get the viewers.
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>>153303628
>60 fps controller cam
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>>153305092
only a complete failure as a human being can reproduce such achievements. Trihex and Cosmo wasted the chance of their lives for being lazytards
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>>153252857
>>153254826
>>153271403
>>153296774
why did you delete?
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>>153305841
this is the only person who didn't piss away their lucky break to be a lazy bastard.
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>>153306207
why are you posting a let's player in a speedrunning general?
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I'm looking to learn kirby air ride as my next speedgame, and am wondering how to get started. I have a US copy, which is generally fine, but in this case people run the JP version because it's actually coded differently, which makes me worried that if I practive on the US version I won't actually be making progress. Should I just purchase the JPN version, or should I just start learning on emulator? Alternatively I could try to pirate it onto my wii w/ homebrew but I'm fairly new to the whole homebrew thing and I'm not even sure that's possible.
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>>153307819
seems related since >we were talking about trihex, also a lets player
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>>153308052
true. did TriHard ever have a wr though?
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>>153308028
If you use a back-up loader to play it on Wii, you'll need to burn the game to mini-DVD to ensure the loading times are accurate. It would probably be cheaper to just buy a Japanese copy.
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>>153308184
in the 10+ years he spent speedrunning yoshis island, no. he has never had the wr.
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>>153308028
all games have separate leaderboards for different versions of the game. so play whichever version you want. if a leaderboard doesn't separate different versions, then that community is generally corrupt and you should avoid them all all costs.
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Hey guys, what's up?
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>>153277174
>>153308052
who is we?
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please post some good game OSTs for going fast or grinding
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>>153308517
lol
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>>153309480
I like silence.
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>>153309480
bamjo kazoopie soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
must listen!
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>>153309480
>>153309586
yeah silence is p good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVMs0ZBiF-U
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEBm3IUYvbU&list=PLA69C1EEA3355844F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJlWJzul8Fk&list=PLD1B581023A9FC0D7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPEjlmRsWw&list=PL_I1U99bY0kBIygDdG7prgtFBbteqy35r
>>153309586
>>153309792
I don't mind silence but if it goes on long enough I get unfocused and start thinking about other things
>>153309620
>he thinks I don't know merzbow
you are like a little baby
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>>153223996
I cant even find anything on google about it so it adds to the confusion.
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>cosmo about to get a 'napcam' set up
>twitch staff tell him to stop streaming himself sleeping, you egotistical lizardman
Fucking nazis.
>>
waaaa why won't the video game streaming service let my posse stroke my ego!!! I am BEAUTIFUL while I am sleeping!!
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>streaming yourself sleeping
a bit creepy desu
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>>153312048
>>153312915
>>153313019
are you guys all watching a stream right now
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>>153313116
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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>>153313116
im practicing my new re-route for my game. should be able to save 90 sec or so
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>werster praising the new real time rule
am I being led onto a giant ruse cruise?
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simple ez short games i can run on pc? do they exist? im talking sub one hour. preferred half an hour. anything
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>>153313876
golden super mario bros
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>>153309435
thanks for your late response
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>>153314042
thanks for the late response!
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>>153313945
>pc
i dont know of a 3ds emulator other than citra, and that doesnt work.
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!!!--- IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL ---!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11112712
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>>153314602
screamer don't click!
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>>153314526
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>>153314838
o-oh. i thought you were being serious before.
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>>153315001
that is serious.......
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>>153313019
he is just experimenting what it would look like if he was dead. i hope he likes it and finally takes the final step and becomes the next rachel/rog.
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>>153315048
about new super mario bros 2
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>>153314602
ou can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.
You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.
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>>153315249
your graphic is out of date. you need to include the alt-right of speedrunning: the actual speedrunners of /srg/
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>>153315386
the old right, including people like Mike Uyama and Werster, are part of the new left
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>>153315249
Shouldn't the flag of Japan be moved to liberal given the recent video proof issue?
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>>153315523
the current right is r/speedrun and ESA
the alt-right is NASA and /srg/
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>when you're 11:50:29.37 into the marathon and accidentally overwrite the save file with the necessary RNG seed
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>>153315729
>the current right is r/speedrun
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>>153313876
anybody
please respond
im thinking of portal 1, but seems complex
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>>153316297
vice city is like 10 minutes nowadays
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>>153316297
quake
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>>153315729
what the fuck is the alt-right
>>
*sticks dick in srg*
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>>153316297
momodora: reverie under the moonlight easy any%
the game is only challenging to run on hard or insane
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>>153317569
is that some sort of indie bookstore?
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>video has [WR] in the title
>it's not WR
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>>153317610
no thank you
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>>153317569
an alternative to conservative ideals in the speedrunning community without straying too far from the basic conservative base. essentially, alt-right speedrunners are runners who want to go fast and not put up with any of the tranny, gdq, sellout bullshit. speed and fun are the main values of alt-right runners.
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>>153317825
*sticks it in deeper*
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>>153317610
ō_ō
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>>153317674
>get wr
>person who lost wr doesn't update their video's title
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>>153317825
polite response, touhou
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>>153317886
also niggers suck right
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>>153318095
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>153317886
Far left = GDQs/smash the record/californiathon
left = SRL/SDA/speedrun.com/rspeedrun
right = ESA, meet ups
alt right = NASA, /srg/
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>>153318019
Politeness is very important!
Politeness and going fast is what /srg/ is all about, nigger!
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>>153318441
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>153318194
californithon is left not far left
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>>153317886
This is why it is imperative that we elect Cronikeys to be Speedpresident.
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I PBed again today! Thank you for the support, /srg/.
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>>153320857
you're welcome, touhou!
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>>153319935
who is we?
>>
>>
>>153315154
who is rachel/rog?
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>>153318162
Answer the Question.......
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>>153321940
cosmo 1.0
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>>153308028
All right I got my wii properly set up to run gamecube back up discs and everything and now my only problem is that the Japanese Kirby Air ride (Kirby no air ride I think it's called) seemingly does not exist on any of the ISO databases.
Does anybody have an idea of where I could find a japanese ISO of KAR or the very least where I should look? Any help here is much appreciated.
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>>153324494
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>153324494
check out the speedrun.com site for KAR, there might be more information or you could check the forum
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>>153322476
is SHE dead?
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>>153323489
This shit makes me genuinely fucking ill. Bring out the nines.
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>>153324983
yes HE is
>>
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
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>>153325979
who is we?
>>
>>153325979
>tk mze
Stop dead naming me, please. Thank you.
>>
*goes makeup shopping with beneziaa*
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>>153325979
Stop posting this embarrassing shit.
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>>153326439
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*has beneziaa sit on my face*
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>>153325979
why is nkr not on the stop giving the following attention thing?
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>>153313361
what game?
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>>153328052
thanks for the late response!
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>>153328125
I do not believe that was your post!
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pie is b*sed
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>>153328274
why does it look like there's a jellyfish on your head?
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>>153328394
why?
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>>153328394
pie is just badwitwix
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>>153328494
witwix is just bad viewbotter
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>>153324494
you can wait for me to upload the iso in about an hour, or you could just ask in the kar discord
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>>153329758
If you're still around I'd be willing to wait. Otherwise I'll just head into the discord. Thanks either way.
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>>153330436
discord's the better option desu
I dont check this shit thread very often & you'd get better help in there anyway
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>>153330719
Off I go then, thanks.
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>>153330719
>shit thread
that's rather rude, we're doing our best.
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>>153331619
who is we?
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>>153331619
if this is ur best then i think it's time
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>>153331812
sorry anime, my clothes are already clean! I appreciate the offer, though.
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>>153331690
anime and touhou
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>>153316297
portal has the best resources to learn out of any PC FPS
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>>153337323
thanks for the late response!
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what happened to puncay? that kid had a fun stream.
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>>153338538
why didn't you sage?
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>>153338620
whats that?
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birdxlaugh
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>pretends to be above it all
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can i get an update on the status of the serg elderbois?
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>>153342594
Were never good at speedrunning, now no longer speedrun.
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>>153305092
He was saved by Mario Maker. Before that, he was getting like 500-ish viewers, and had A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about his incredibly stupid Yoshi's Island website that would have REAL-TIME (somehow) tips and images when running Yoshi's Island. Basically a comprehensive guide for Yoshi's Island.
He was running Yoshi's Island at his best to finally get a world record, but stopped because he sucks. Then he came out with this stupid announcement, even though Bertin, Big Jon, everyone told him how stupid it was.
Then Mario Maker came out a week later, and thousands of people came to watch Mario Maker since it was new, saving Trihex's stream from obscurity. Now he's back to 500 because Mario Maker lost its shine, and he's playing that incredibly stupid romhack. Trihex is the type of guy to take his success and lose it not to hookers and blow, but to really, really fucking stupid decisions.
Now Trihex is back to being a failure, but at least a lazy failure with a hot and young (maybe too young) girlfriend.
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>>153344207
thanks for the late response!
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why the fuck hasn't trihex at least tried to become a variety streamer? why isn't he jumping on the hot new releases and flavors of the month?
it's absurd that he failed to capitalize on his moneymaker view boost. instead of springboarding into becoming a full time let's player like witwix and broman, he'd rather fuck around with dumbass romhacks no one gives a shit about? why is he so satisfied with remaining a speedrunning "celeb" instead of branching out?
trihex is a fucking retard. his whole life is one big nigga moment.
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now that trihex lost all his mario maker viewers is he finally going to finish speedrun breakdown to try and pretend he's still relevant?
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has anyone talked about trihex yet
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trihex
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>>153345124
why did you spoiler?
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>>153317645
viewtiful joe
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>>153345334
thanks for the late response!
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>>153345305
because i wanted to fag
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meddy evil
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Absolutely Medi
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I rate this thread 2 Medi's out of 5 Medi's. Score cards coming soon!
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Our boy Werster got ANOTHER World Record
#LEGEND
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Harambe died for this :)
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The Medi Evil Stigma
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>>153329129
don't blame dickwigs mate, twitch allows viewbotting after many years with the problem out there. They profit out of making big streamers even bigger, higher view counts bring more real viewers to watch. They partner viewbot users too, it's a part of the game, don't hate the player
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>>153348387
thanks for the late response!
>>
The TRUE Road to 250 Subs! (IT'S REAL NIGGA)
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medi
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>>153354172
why didn't you sage?
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>>153344861
i thought he tried dark souls 3 when it came out and some other game. he even bought a new monitor or something for it as well. people quickly realized he was so ass at normal games that it wasn't even worth watching him. so he went back to mario maker.
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>>153354828
thanks for the late response!
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>>153354828
not just one monitor
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hey who likes going fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx_v4Q74dt0
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wow, trannykeys is a delusional FREAK!
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Trihex's channel is F I N I S H E D.
http://www.twinge.tv/trihex/growth/#/600
Dude has to support both himself and his girl. That ain't happening with his current view counts.
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>>153355395
Transhex when?
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>>153355201
Stop posting this shit here you faggot
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>>153355613
>transhex
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>>153355613
soon enough i'm sure
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>>153356153
Andersnordic! Not raided with this shitter in years - what's he been up to?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vup4Oqy32gA
Thanks Caleb
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>>153356453
he was put in jail after killing 77 world records.
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>>153356680
Well he was a shitty enough mage that I assumed he'd end up in jail eventually, but this is political correctness gone mad!
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Ngl, late night streams when Trihex would real talk and eat fast food with a wind turbine next to his mic... Comfy AF
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>>153357098
this looks almost like trihex wrote it
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>>153357156
he's a role player
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>>153357156
Trihex doesn't visit this thread anymore, son
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>153357346
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>>153357467
what are you gonna do about it fat sack of shit
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Trihex is such a failure that Carlsagan started playing mario maker months after he did and has the double of average viewers
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>tfw you realise how just much twitch dick you had to suck to get your suicide attempt featured on the front page
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/d8c8.mp4
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damn tri...
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has anyone talked about trihex yet?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTqQputoBqw
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>>153358136
twitch needs to be reported to the authorities this retardation needs to stop
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trihex has gone to shit. i replaced him with squilla
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>mahlasarvi
RIP alucard, i guess kmac needs to stop playing fucking zelda lol geez here we go
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>>153358875
thanks for the cryptic post!
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>>153359057
mala is 2secs off kmacs alucard wr
it was a sloppy run that has strats that kmac wasnt using, so basically new WR is coming because kmac continues to just run zelda rando
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>>153359254
he was running alucard yesterday
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>>153358875
>[Emu]
??
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>>153359486
he's hardly committed, he's already lost it
i'd say he lost grant too but jc and ohon are both too lazy but i'd put money on alucard and i'm not a betting man
this guy HATES kmac, he has a list of cv runners, no kmac
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>>153359530
i think he is system but it doesnt matter if it's the right emu. Kmac won't dispute, good enough for me.
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>>153358136
>high spirits sniff
sniff sniff sniff
wonder how he's coping with front page
sniff sniff sniff
Cunt, they ARE going to tell you to stop sniffing.
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while speedrunner speedruns his life
the nigro is deep in his wife
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>>153359937
>gets frontpage pity feature
>brags about how many viewers he's getting
>talks about how he's a 35 year old paperboy who really wants to make it big on twitch
jesus fuck
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>>153362930
god that's embarrassing
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>>153358508
I don't know about being reported but at the very least twitch needs to tell these idiots they aren't going to promote them
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Twitch should put a 12h per 24h limit on streaming. Anything more is simply damaging your health and they could be considered exploiting their workers in the case of partnered streamers.
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>>153363947
There are some channels like saltybet or lobby streams or group streams that broadcast regularly for long periods of time with no negative repercussions. I don't think twitch should do anything in terms of banning it, because they're just a broadcasting platform. But they do become culpable in a certain way when they promote it.
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>>153363947
or you could let natural selection run its course and one of these degenerates will finally die of a blood clot
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>>153363947
>you need to protect people from themselves
fuck you, you socialist cunt.
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>>153364309
Have you read about Karl Marx? He had some pretty interesting ideas.
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>>153364518
These shitters don't read anything longer than a Breitbart comment lol!
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I got my genetic analysis done and it turns out I'm 2% black
what do
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>>153365103
Was it some jew company?
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>>153365103
demand reparations from whitey
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>>153365103
Apply for welfare program.
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>>153365059
xD YASSSS PREACH
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>things you'll never hear /srg/ say
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>>153366456
I pb'd today
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>>153366979
he said srg not reddit
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>>153366456
Pie is not our boi
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>>153367091
touhouposting is as 4chan as it gets
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>>153367104
since when is pie our boi? did he do something?
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>>153366456
I'm about to stream some speedruns
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>>153366456
"Does anyone know how to fix a leaky faucet?"
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>>153367328
Pie has always been our boi, newbie
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>>153368070
I don't know about that, /srg/ generally doesn't like failed sellouts
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I will just leave this here
https://twitter.com/wooferzfg/status/770661741164433412
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>>153368635
tafo brings statistics to the table, but what the fuck has trihexx ever said that was relevant, interesting, or intelligent?
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Cheating your way past obstacles was amusing when Indiana Jones did it in 1981 by gunning down that saber-wielding baddie; glitching through a game to get to the end is - to me anyway - like speedrunning the 10.000 meter race by cutting across the grassy center from the starting blocks to the finish line in just a few seconds. Whoop de doop, what an accomplishment!
It’s not finishing the game. It’s not “running” the game. It’s skipping past it, which is pointless.
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>>153371562
Thanks for the Reddit repost.
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>>153371562
Why do people think their retarded opinions matter?
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How much does he have left ?
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>>153367202
you mean secondary posting. real touhou posting is posting scores or royalflare rankings. "2hu" seconday shitting is this kind of post >>153320857
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WR doesn't matter - Guy with no WRs
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Ooh ooh ah ah ah! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! - Brainless Grind Monkey
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Chromosomes don't matter - Guy pretending to be a woman
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Chromosomes don't matter - Guy pretending to be a woman - Disgusting bigot
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Marxism is a wonderful ideology - Jeremy "Extinguish all non-darks" Marks
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>>153374913
That was actually just you, as it always is, NKR
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What did she mean by this?
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>>153375358
*bird laughs*
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>>153375379
Cosmo Wright is a man with a dick.
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>>153375786
Narcissa Wright is a woman with a dick.
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>>153375379
must be nice to not face the fact your streams went from speedruns to you singing in the background for 3 hours and just say it's bigotry and not your shit being completely uninteresting to watch
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>>153372931
secondary posting is still ancient on /jp/, you should know that
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>>153368635
>trihex
>inteligent
humanity needs North Korea
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>>153371276
his #realtalks are eloquent and relevant takes on contemporary issues.
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>>153379203
owo
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Guys I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna WR today
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>>153379203
>tfw headcrab tapped both furryyiffer and bene and you havent
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>>153380373
u can do it animeme
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Guys, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna autistically grind my speedgame to reach my arbitrary goal time today
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I sub to all the streamers serg hates
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I'm a cuckold.
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>>153380958
Good luck, shitposting speedfriend!
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Why do you guys hate Trihex?
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>>153381215
rob........
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>>153381215
grindxcucklet...
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>>153375379
waaaah why do some people not want to play along with my autogynephilia fantasy
*puts on thighhighs and ridiculous girl outfit*
waaaah they should be okay with me consciously changing my personality into that of a ditzy high school girl
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>>153381215
hi I'm a bull hmu
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>>153381403
>de unfunny nkr post
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>>153382245
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
>>
ABANDON LIFE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzyq9HMIH2M
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>>153385032
don't kill yourself
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>has over 1k viewers only as a result of a self-requested twitch frontpage feature
>complaining about not having 2k viewers anymore
>dropping hints for donations/retweets/ledditposts
this guy needs to thank whatever weeb god that he worships that his 35y/o, mom's-basement-living, paperboy-for-14-years ass has more than 3 fellow waifu pillow aficionado viewers
fuck
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>the guy who is just now discovering about HS and how desperate he is to sellout when he claimed he was never going to do that
what is his story
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>>153386215
>managed to avoid this cancer as a result of not being into jrpgs
>felt drawn to DQ 2 days ago on a whim
>this shit is thrust into the spotlight a day ago
wrong place/wrong time
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>>153365103
>>153365474
All the big DNA test organisations are run by literal Jews
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>>153375358
>>153382245
neither of these posts are me
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>>153385258
fuck you dude don't associate waifu dakis with this fucking loser
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speedrunning RPGs is the worst meme
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>>153387019
but what if they're action type?
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>>153386869
Sorry anon, I was just in a rage - didn't mean to bring any shame onto your waifu interests.
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>>153387019
smrpg is neat desu
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>>153387368
i understand speedbro, no hard feelings
>>
medibro
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Can we stop talking about the pathetic loser highspirits and instead talk about someone totally based like chibi for example?
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>>153390461
>chibi
>based
saw him in liquidwifis chat the other day. totally autistic. acted like he was the only person in a ~200 viewer chat and wrote random stuff like "lol that was close", "wr when mr. strimmer xD" or "why u so cool hahahaha".
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>>153390730
I admit chibi isn't perfect but compared to the sad fuck highspirits chibi is looking pretty amazing
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>>153390730
Shitbi is a loser but at least he's not trannykeys lol!
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>>153391036
How is he a loser? Above average dick, good income job and a pretty decent body
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>>153391036
wow you made an ironic comment to make fun of the way /srg/ acts, fucking epic
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>>153390730
He's acting speedpresidential unlike that loudmouth baffoon Cronikeys.
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>>153368635
I'll just leave this here https://twitter.com/wooferzfg/status/770295960295604224
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wow, after 48 hours,we are slowly reaching the bump limit. congratz guys
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>>153391491
Shut the fuck up about this "speedpresident" nonsense and discuss actual speedrunning. Our boi Squid is running Ape Escape 2 right now, so that should be more than enough to talk about.
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>>153392156
tyty
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>>153392203
t. droneykeys
keep regurgitating those ~opinions~ you ape from /pol/ lol
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>Not watching highspirits epic DQ speedrun marathon
what is your excuse?
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>>153392156
:) good job thanks for doing your part
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>>153392151
how old is this guy?
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>>153392692
>epic
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Here's a namedrop you definitely weren't expecting!mofat
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>>153392151
wtf I love cronikeys now
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>>153392151
goddamn i hate wooferzfg
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>>153393114
pretty sure he's 19
>>
Holy shit the Final Fantasy community is retarded. I'm jsut going to glose over the idea of speedrunning games which are over 60% cutscenes and not even playing the faster PC releases. Instead let's consider:
FF1-VI are buggy barely functional shit.
FFVII has a "no slots" category which opts not to use the OP slots limit break and instead uses the OP powersoul which doesn't even require any skill to use.
FFVIII barely counts as a game as it's just limit spam and nothing else.
FFIX getting a random encounter costs over 30 seconds and cannot be controlled so the fastest time is the one with fewest random encounters
FFX has over 6 HOURS of non interactive scenes and is just spamming mix. Also has a No Sphere Grid category where they use the sphere grid.
FFX-2 is a literal yuri dress up simulator but don't mention that or you'll get banned and reported for harassment.
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>>153371562
>People agree beforehand that cutting through the middle of a racetrack is acceptable in a specific race
>Someone does it in the race
>WOW CHEATING
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>>153393619
what about the 13s or all the other games?
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>>153393574
oh
hes gonna feel silly when he grows up :^)
>>
kill the crab
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>>153392203
>tool assisted
not interested
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>>153393831
i would if i could
>>
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>>153393619
it takes autism to enjoy jrpgs and a special kind of autism to "speedrun" jrpgs
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>>153393762
I'm not a faggot so I haven't played anything after 12
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>>153394374
but 13 is good??
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>>153393370
>loving a faggot Drumpf supporter
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>>153394429
if you like playing linear hallways for 20 hrs and the ending being a big ole pile of shit for jp's msg of "lesbian love conquers all" then sure
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>>153394620
xD YASSS GURL PREACH
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>>153394620
but trump is literally our boy?
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>>153394635
>I haven't played anything after 12
uhhhhhhhh how are you talking like this about a game you haven't played?
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someone post THE list
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Found another """""WR""""" with no video evidence
http://www.speedrun.com/Sonic_Pocket_Adventure
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>>153394808
>/srg/ is one person
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>>153394663
>>153394780
simply eric
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>>153394875
>de squid post
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>>153394875
>wr is by a mod
>no video evidence
really makes you think
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>>153394808
>a thread on 4chan is only populated by me and the person responding to me
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important reminder
http://www.speedrun.com/mmss
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defend this
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>>153394980
Squid is streaming right now. There's no way he could have posted that.
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>>153395902
post stream
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>>153394980
>>153395902
>>153395947
I literally just finished streaming, that post wasn't me though
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live in 5
twinks.tv/zfg1
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>>153396132
this link seems fishy
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>>153396132
slayer stream
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>>153393762
dirge of cerberus is an artistic masterpiece but not a very good speedurn
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can't believe our boi highspirits is already at DQ6. Making good progress!
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>>153396132
zfg is too chubby to be a twink
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>>153395148
the video was submitted but not uploaded to a public site. anyone who asks the runner to get a video of his run will likely get the file directly from him.
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>>153396689
Is he such a special butterfly or did you just make that up?
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>>153396568
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marxistxmonkey
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>>153397492
*sniffs*
*tugs shirt*
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>>153396834
no, it's a common thing with japanese players. at least the speedrunners aren't selling videos like those stg players.
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>>153397745
stg?
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>>153396689
>>153397745
What is the point of doing something like this?
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Highspirits is fucking crazy! Did you guys hear how he just called out all disgusting trannies less than a minute ago for all his 1k+ viewers? Absolutely savage!
>>
http://pastebin.com/XQ2xg9jn
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>>153399458
hmu with a clip dude
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>>153399690
just cuck my shit up
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>>153399458
Are you implying that the degenerate that regularly sucks tranny dick would say something bad about trannies?
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>>153399690
I, too, will match any donation. Women should be paid for having a vagina. It's 2016!
>>
https://twitter.com/Shadow_Jacky/status/770755474618585089
loma
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>>153400936
that's pretty hilarious actually
>>
a BULLET in the HEADcrab
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>Geoff is at sub-200 viewers
Where did it go so wrong for Mr. Rainbow Hair?
>>
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>>153375379
I'm sure Narcissimo thinks it's because they're all bigots, and I'm sure she's seen enough bigots to have that view somewhat justified, but a lot of people stopped following/don't watch her anymore because this new Cosmo is just an egocentric, spiteful and downright mean bitch.
Cosmo was a jolly, super chill comfy streamer who played video games. Narcissimo just vapidly talks about herself and how important she is.
If anything, Narcissmo should be grateful for her current audience of SJWs.
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>>153402048
pokememeing
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>>153402286
>she
>her
fuck off to /r/shitredditsays
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>>153402643
Don't forget to thank him for the late response while you're at it.
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are you guys really watching this highspirit faggot? i seriously can't stand the fat fuck
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>>153402643
Yeah go fuck yourself too senpai I didn't feel like memeing and putting >her alright you faggot.
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>>153403051
The only meme here is calling a man in a dress by female pronouns, you fucking marxist nutter.
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>>153402831
he used to be "ok" b4 getting sub
but since then he's gone full sell out interaction style
which he claimed he wasnt going to do so many times
only really watch for having some DQ music in background
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>>153402048
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>>153403278
the other one anon, i know its confusing
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>>153404297
new thread
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>gunners donation alert
>gunners sub alert
its cool he's about to get wr but jesus fuck how can people watch him
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>>153403274
hes alright honestly, he has the humor you'd expect from a 35 year old nerd who lives in his moms basement, but at least hes honest about it.
his streams make for great background noise
i wouldnt really say he sold out either desu, he just has a sub button, but its not like it appears on screen or anything
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