/ss13g/ Spurdomen on a Spardestation

What if we removed AIs

>>152888503
What if we tore out everything and started again

File: two AIs.gif (382KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 480x270px

I-Is it ok for a borg to have two AIs?

>>152888645
it's not possible to be slaved to two AIs

>>152888693
Borg polygamy update when?

>>152887489
Hydration in place of hunger. Drinks of any kind will hydrate them but alcohol gives them some kind buff like higher nutriment values. This might make bartends desired.

>>152888889
Diona and Skrell should both have to hydrate instead of eat. Of course most people would ignore the bar and just use one of the many, many sinks or water tanks. Still better than Diona's "be in the light, get fed" mechanic though.

>>152887489
All pens on the station have a limited amount of ink.
Skrell blood is ink.

>>152888221
SPRAY THE YAHIR'S
RACE WAR NOW

ACKACKACK

>>152888645
>Borgs now are commanded by multiple AIs
>Milf :b What an AI slut you are borgo
>Milf 2.0 :b now bend over so we can command spitroast you

>>152888551
B BU T MUH VG CODE MUH OPTIMIZATIONS MUH FAST SERB FUCK OFF WERE NOT BAY!

I want two AIs to slave me and issue me orders to assist with accomplishing the goals of their respective lawsets!

>>152889097
Speaking of blood, slime people getting blue "blood" when?

>>152889595
Literal one line fix.

>>152889595
Replacing their blood with slime jelly when?

Which two AIs would you want to be slaved by?

I want Sand and FAWN to be my silidaddies!

>>152889908
Slime people are not a full race, even in the code they are not in the same place as other races. I could see that if it registers you as one it would be as simple as making your blood variable change.

>>152889956
>science mcgee hits his head on the wall
>bleeds a good amount
>cant be fixed ever because docs dont know there is purple cores waiting in xenobio to replace it

File: fae3c7b7ee[1].jpg (71KB, 475x416px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 475x416px

oh SHIT
get your towels ready it's about to go down

>>152890850
hi terrel

>>152889510
hi kolith

>>152891031
hi wad

>>152890850
>Soon be able to harmbaton people at 60RPM

It is a good day

>>152891031

Hi Sawbones

CODERS ARE ROGUE, BLOW THE COOP

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11569

>>152891274
>trialmins being able to kick Pomf
does Aurx get more stupid every day?

>>152891539
Admins can already ban other admins
apply a .000001 second ban

File: image.jpg (96KB, 674x509px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 674x509px

>me and my waifu :(

Current developments on the HOGAN question:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11563
Shit silicon players cause admins to treat HOGAN like 'purge, but with words', which is a very good reason to keep it out of the code.

>join round
>spawnkilled by blob

What the hell was up with this round? I had a weapon recharged bolted down on a powered, knotted wire and it wouldn't accept weapons when I clicked on it.

For that matter, why can't we build those? There's never enough when they are actually needed.

>>152893151
APC destroyed/outta power.

>>152893151
The APC in the room you had the charger in was probably destroyed by the blob.

>>152893151
Because if you could build them you could have absolutely tons

>round hasn't started
>explosions already happening
>Time To Start: 84 seconds
>shuttle called

>>152893652
OOC OOC

>tfw no cute curly hair ginger waifu
please come back

>>152894520
Kill yourself

>>152894520
She only comes back to play with me, sorry :)

>>152890850
>Store my stuff
>Splash
>Chainsword his head off
>6 shield riot bash man
I cannot fucking wait this will be amazing to meme with as antag

>>152893151
It's oldcode and it's a nonstandard item so nobody's done it is all. you couldn't build hydro trays, grinders, teleporters and other shit until I manned up and bugged IRC for 2 weeks to fix my shitcode

How do I have fun when I dunno what I want to play?

>>152890850
>ZAS
>you now have to pick up 6 hands worth or spaghetti

>>152895418
Play mechanic. You have no true job but you can become anything. Scan all of a departments items and make a mini one.

File: Lobby Medbay.png (670KB, 1600x838px) Image search: [Google]

670KB, 1600x838px

>>152896086
Just fills me with thoughts of suicide.

File: Medbot Lobby.png (629KB, 1600x838px)

629KB, 1600x838px

>>152896674

File: Ghetto Surgery.png (518KB, 1600x836px) Image search: [Google]

518KB, 1600x836px

>>152896831

File: shitposting.png (3KB, 531x66px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 531x66px

I regret nothing

>>152890850
WHEN?

>>152896674
>Windows 98
kek

>>152890850
>Get slipped
>Lose everything you own
Atleast add a backpack slot nigga
Or a bottle of super glue

>>152890850
Are we gonna need special cuffs for scootaloos or something

>>152898587
>scootaloos
didn't people freak the fuck out when someone proposed this as a name purely for bait

>>152898452
Yea because we need a power gamey race that had no drawbacks whatsoever.

File: and this is our son's room.gif (1MB, 276x260px)

1MB, 276x260px

>>152898719
>what are plasmamen

>>152898363
He was a great AI

>>152898452
How about No. You gotta pay the snowflake toll if you wanna meme. No having your cake and eating it too.

>>152898967
Meant *another.

>>152897912
Never, because everyone and their waifu will want to be one unless we give it a bullshit weakness like being able to decapitate it with floor tiles.

How easy would it be to make something that goes through cable like mice and MoMMIs do pipes, with APC being used as entrances, like vents

Can you fork a pill?

>>152901238
I haven't looked at the pipe crawl code but it should be pretty similar. Maybe 8 hours of looking at it, coding and testing?

>>152901973
You'd have to look. Since it's not a food subtype I doubt it

Top 3 waifus?

Bottom 3 waifus?

>>152901973
What does forking do?

>>152904698
Why can't you just leave?

>>152904698
>top
Evangeline
Hime
Alice
>Bottom 3
Alice
Felicity
Ashe

>Worm antag mode
>it's blind
>eats you and you die
>You have to walk without rhythm to not attract the worm

>>152904698
Top 3
>Alice
>A.L.I.C.E
>Alice Tullia
Bottom 3
>Alice Conrad
>Alice in wonderland
>A lice

Man, I forgot how much being a non harmfull assistant with a gimmick is.

Lucha forever cabrons, fuck you borgs.

>>152904698
>Top
Drungi the Bloodthirsty
Washing Machines
Minerals
>Bottom
Bismuth
Bismuth
Bismuth

how does one vocalize as mommi? i've seen one vocalizing "hi" to me once but i never managed to find how the fuck it did that

>>152905971
*comment

>>152904698
>>152904698
Me
Me
Me

You
You
Your Waifu

File: 1447735684244.jpg (7KB, 260x274px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 260x274px

>>152905943
>same old OLE! shit over and over

it's overdone, boring and wrong as shit

OLE is a word used in Spanish bullfighting but you are portraying a Mexican wrestler, get your shit together

>>152906219
the mask does it, not the player

>>152906219
Recommended good assistant gimmicks!

>>152906219
baka

File: 1c2463db9fff4d90474695341a8ddb3c.png (158KB, 951x948px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 951x948px

Fun round, guys.

>Call the restart
>Some hotshot hits it anyway right when I do
>Serb dead from dubs
Velyks never had to live with this.

How the fuck do I make console screens?

>>152906406
>good
>assistant gimmicks

pick one

www.strawpoll.me/11080408

>>152906808
Autolathe or salvage. If you break my machines for one I will fucking kill and fuel tank you so hardyou wont even be able to be rejuv''d

>>152906808
autolathe

>>152906935
>>152906947
>auto lathe needs 1 console screen to be made
>it's also the only way to make them
Why?

>>152906935
Tell me what your favorite job is so I can come for a visit

How did you ghetto chem sacid from flares again?

HELP STARBOARD MAINT
>;where is starboard

>santa got banta'd

>>152907126
if you can, disassemble a machine that have a console screen, build the autolathe, print another screen to re-build the other machine.

>>152907202
mortar a flare and add water.

You can ban TEN ckeys, who do you pick?

File: elim's worst nightmare.jpg (3MB, 5312x2988px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 5312x2988px

>>152905962

>>152908085
morena
strawberrytan
bittervanilla
sandy_sand
rei1226
ghlor
mikecari
lemonthefruit
solariousgabriella
isaac_the_slaver

>>152908085
I don't even know 10 ckeys

File: eliminator after drungi event.png (124KB, 500x587px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 500x587px

>>152905962

>>152908348
Please don't ban me, we can be friends!

t.SolariousGabriella

>>152908085
>ban a third of the server
Sad to say that this isn't even all that outlandish, there are at least that number that need to go

>>152908348
this is a perfect list, good taste in shitters

>>152908348
What is wrong with Rei? He's the only non-shit admin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk

R-UST being base engine when?

>>152908910
>>152908309
>>152905962
>elim is going to fade away into something that only oldfags remember, like WT Snacks or moot

File: jfgfgh786.jpg (2MB, 1688x1125px)

2MB, 1688x1125px

You get to marry one waifu and kill another. Who do you chose?

>>152909963
Kill yourself

>>152904698
>>152908085
>>152909963
Just like communism discovered psychology, Sarca and alike discovered waifuposting.

>>152910014
Ok but who do you marry?

>>152909963
Marry
>Lisa Torvir
Kill
>Sandy Sand

>>152910197
it took you this long to figure it out?

Waifuposters don't even play on the server

>>152910240
My own character

>>152909963
I kill the road on the right and marry the road on the left.

>>152909963

I kill your waifu and marry my waifu

Claim your husbando!

>>152909963
>Marry
Felicity
>Kill
Lisa

File: 1478614512353.png (24KB, 1157x182px)

24KB, 1157x182px

Post this whenever waifu talk is about as an antidote

File: maps_future.jpg (3MB, 2828x1828px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2828x1828px

Where is he?

>>152911492
>waifushitter talking bad about waifuposters

>>152911535
in the theater with the picture of the family, second floor

>>152911535
You know I have to wonder how long it takes for the artist of all of these to draw all of this, especially without fucking it up once

File: uti5vES.gif (2MB, 281x193px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 281x193px

>>152911492
>click arrow
>hide post

>>152911605
>elim
>a waifushitter
What are you on

File: nick.webm (2MB, 720x450px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x450px

>>152911492
there is no antidote
at this point you need to euthanize it
this board was a fucking BAD mistake

>making a map for fun
>get to the piping phase
WAKE ME UP

File: 2spooky4me.gif (577KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

577KB, 480x270px

>>152909963
>You get to marry one waifu and kill another. Who do you chose?
Kill all of them.

I just realized how badly we need two lucha memers in the same round with a rivalry that becomes a partnership when the antags start acting up

>>152911302
All heads of staff! Even the female ones they have the largest penises

>>152912962
Noice

>>152912962
Futa IS NOT gay.

>>152913049
>>152913613
>People in the thread now have good taste.
Good to see.

File: pong.png (2KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 800x600px

>>152913908
>>152913613
>>152913049
>>152912962

kys desu famalam

>>152914516
BIG MEME FUTA

>>152888221
Heard there was a server, where one could get free steam games just for chilling out.

gulag dot freeforums dot net

File: tomb of rashid diona colony.png (225KB, 833x694px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 833x694px

>Tase criminal scum
>Get meme'd on
>They decide to be cheeky and tase me when they get back up
>Reflects off the ablative and dongers them right in the dong hole
>Meme wears off
>Empty shotgun and tac knife the head off
>They ghost from mmi before getting borged
>Apparently ate one of the 3 lings too
:g is your friend, even if faggots will deliberately try to succ your gnomes.

>>152915073
>They ghost from mmi before getting borged
Why can people just not fucking handle playing along with being borged

>>152909717
Hear me out

The R-UST is a high pay off engine, which is complex to set up. Yet it can also be one of the most destructive, field strength dumping via EMPs could knock out half the station, kill borgs, damage the ai. The radiation could slaugher anyone not in a rad suit, the superheated gas could be funnelled into atmos. Its a great engine, and should become the starting engine for Box.

>Objectively good security players
Trinity Prewitt
Caleigh Stall
Naomi Williams
Megurine Luka
Zalika Gardner
>Objectively bad security players
Nick Weller
Zenny Hunt
Alice Conrad
Axel Biery

>>152911928
I'm porting polaris' station right now, and I have to re-do all of the piping. I know this feel all too well.

>>152915384
CYBORG IS SUFFERING, MOMMI ME INSTEAD

>>152909717
When you fix the rads so they work.

>>152915681
This, whats the point of living if I can't down all 1000u of welding fuel?

File: 1420416817990.jpg (12KB, 259x200px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 259x200px

>>152915421
>female sec players

I mean everyone on that list is bad but female players are specially unrobust and shit with dealing with criminals

>>152915384
I ghost when you put me in the body so you waste it >:)

>>152915637
Do you have an image of polaris' map?

I'm super interested.

>>152915390
Replace singulo with a rust, its been done before by some mommis.

>>152915421
The security dream team is a meme but they're 10/10 if all them are 3 or more are together. Though I'm on the list and biased.

>>152915637
I am 99% percent sure you don't.

>>152915749
Want the rads tied to fuel input or total field strength?

>>152916139
I mean have the rust replace the singulo as the round start engine.

Why is distro blue and why is waste red?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?

>>152911317
I approve of this
T.lisa

>>152918207
Blue is new, red is dead. Simple saying.

>>152918692
Blue is slough, use red instead.

>>152916575
I'm 10/10 all the time what are you talking about?

Instead of gutting the fuck out of syndie chair:
>still Add the syndie color because that's cool
>Remove those stupid nerfs
>Add falling off the chair when you run into a table and blowing up welder tanks

>>152918959
>AHHH TOXINS JUST FUCKED UP AND THERE IS BURNING PLASMA EVERYWHERE
>Distro is now connected to scrub line
>Gee, I sure love purple fire snowflakes.
Never.

>>152918676
You better stay out of science, I will chop your legs off and put your body on the toxins test range without a headset.

Can I get bwoinked for stripping and replacing a security officer's clothes with clown stuff and equipment with makeshift stuff and bananas as clown

Anyone got that guide for hosting a vg server, I can't find it.
Probably just being blind as fuck.

>>152919463
Kek who is this? I'm curious

>>152919519
No, but it you use something like chloral expect something. If things turn on you, don't be shocked when someone wants to push your shit in.

>>152919519
You probably won't get bwoinked and it's extremely unlikely you'll get banned or something even if you do

>>152919519
The only security players who seem the type to report you for this are the meme team

>>152919519
Expect to get bullied

>>152919976
>the meme team
Who?

>>152919746
Just a random robotist who hates all other waifus but my own.

>>152919976
They wouldn't, they'd just be annoyed at you.

>>152915421
>Objectively good security players
They're okay.

>Objectively bad security players
You're right about these guys, though.

>>152915421
The only ones on there i can stand as security are Luka and Zenny

>>152915839
Just costs a head. Not much.

>>152915421
>good
only caleigh is 'good' and she's only decent, the rest are utter trash.
>bad
nick is perfectly fine, axel is gung-ho but also pretty okay, the other two on there are shit

>>152920160
Aw just a grumpy roboticist
Maybe a few plasteel and phazon from xenobio can make you happy :^)

>>152920670
>Nick is fine
>Axek is okay

DO YOU EVEN PLAY ON THIS SERVER?

>>152920820
Yes.
They're fine. Not good, but they're fine.

>>152918207
>>152918692
Oxygen is represented as blue (air, sky) as seen through all those lockers, medkits and tanks.

By association, an oxygen carrying loop would have blue in it (dark blue in our distro).
Since distro and waste are opposite in concept (good air in vs bad air out), waste should be an opposing color.

For better contrast, a warm color against the cold blue. Orange and pink will remind us of plasma (tanks, purple flakes), think also of the ever present "red team vs. blue team" trope

Now, what fucks things up is nitrogen being red tanks

>>152920884
>Megurine, Trinity, Naomi and Zalika are utter trash
>Nick and Axel are ok.

>>152920752
You don't even do xenobio often enough for that to hold true.

>>152921346
>oxygen is represented as blue
but muh oxygenated blood

>>152921768
what?

File: 200_s.gif (39KB, 304x200px)

39KB, 304x200px

>>152921768
Blood is red in general and Venous Blood is actually a darker red than oxygenated blood.

So what is the size of the vg station repo?

>>152917220
Why do you say that?

Idea:
xenobiologists syndies can buy an extract launcher that shoots a rabid slime using a loaded extract
bartenders syndies can get a mixer that has 100 of a special neurotoxin that causes massive organ damage as well as puts people to sleep

Those last two rounds gave me cancer

glad I had fun with the chair before it got nerfed

>>152917326
Read Cael's files. he has the em field shit out rads based on the composition of the reagents in the field based on what you made your fuel rod out of. So you can use really dirty rods to make an ass ton of rads or you can do pretty clean mixes with breeder reactions and the occasional cleanup rod to make absurd heat.

File: SS13 Single Player Pomf Guide Server Test Server.png (13KB, 916x200px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 916x200px

>>152919519
If you don't knock it off you're going in perma. Escaping from which rates immediate execution by any staff. You're not fucking funny and we have better shit to do than deal with toe the line griefers.

>>152919745

>>152922856
Gonna blow your mind, just make a box of slime grenades and chuck it in.

>>152923303
>slime grenades
???????????????

Wizard pride, universe wide.

>tfw no one notices your waifu character

>>152919519
No admin would ban you for that so long as you're not also trapping them somewhere.

At least it's more interesting than just stealing his shit.

File: Slime Grenades.png (262KB, 1024x2077px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1024x2077px

>>152923419
This is why we need the Misc science lab back. You guys don't learn anymore.

>>152923495
Meet me in dorms in 5 and I'll notice you with my penis

>>152919519
When you can work out how to strip an officer without setting off their SPS and bringing down the armoury on you, sure

>>152921768
If you feel like changing all oxygen imagery to red you're welcome; have fun when most of the station suffocates and most birbs get poisoned

>>152923631
Slime nades dont work anymore iirc.

>>152921346
Nitrogen should be grey because it's inert

File: 1385807420761.png (73KB, 327x328px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 327x328px

>>152923820
That actually does sound fun.

>>152923820
>most birbs get poisoned

This is a problem?

>>152924104
I did tell you to have fun, right?

File: bored.jpg (88KB, 1280x720px)

88KB, 1280x720px

>>152923096

>yfw i am unbanned

>>152924398
hi [spoiler2hotdogs[/spoiler]

>>152925086
hi killette

>>152888645
Play Dragon Universe too guys... It's my game... It's good I promoise =(

>>152921404
I'm glad you agree with me, Anon.

>>152925234
To my shame, I've played and roleplayed on that game, but I'm too proud to do it now.

>>152923721
You weren't there

so why are they wasting effort making some doom clone version of the game instead of just making a minecraft mod?

File: spessthing.jpg (260KB, 900x513px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 900x513px

>>152926239
Minecraft's still getting updated and at the pace they're working with using doom they'll never manage a stable release

Plus doom already has the combat and ai done for them to mooch off of and feed egos without actually having to do anything

>our server is the only server that actually redirects any incoming new traffic
>our server's population is pitifully low, lower than almost all of the other major servers worth mentioning

god I'm really starting to think this server deserves to die for the stupidity and xenophobic mindset of the players. It wouldn't be so fucking bad, except our current playerbase is so disgustingly SHIT and SHITPOSTS ABOUT WAIFUS ALL DAY

It cannot get worse than this. I hope some of you are beginning to realize we are literally the bottom of the fucking barrel. We are a sick community on shaky legs, and we're doing everything we can to kick the bucket.

>>152926640
The panic bunker is commented out right now
Redirecting new players hasn't happened for like a month

>>152926718
That makes this all even worse then

>>152926640
Okay

>>152926640
>we somehow try to be "worth mentioning"
Go back to ~le hand of devil god angel xD

>>152926562
>modding a swedish game

>>152927012
>pretending to be retarded

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+mods

>>152926718
And we're going to put it right back up when we get a new load of traffic, just like we've always done. It doesn't matter we're not doing it when we don't get growth anyway. We always lose any sort of growth because we always throw it back up. Server posted on /v/? QUICK GET THE PANIC BUNKER BACK. It's summer? PANIC BUNKER NOW

I'm just trying to tell you why we sit at sub 30 players most of the time and why half the players at any given time are shitters, waifu attention whores, or both. We've brought it on ourselves and it's time to realize that we've made that serious mistake in limiting our growth by any means and why half of you are dumb as bricks.

>>152926941
We're worth mentioning by virtue of the fact we're a fucking cesspit, which isn't a good thing.

>>152927265
Then leave to TG you faggot. I'd rather have waifu posters shitting up the place than your dumb ass who thinks whining in an anonymous thread will do anything

File: 1468503494800.png (17KB, 195x270px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 195x270px

>>152927457
>I'd rather have waifu posters

>>152927264
all the minecraft mods in the world are still swedish by proxy

Reminder that Nick Weller got his ass beat by Julia Brandt

>>152927713
Who and who?

>>152927457
>implying whining on an anonymous image board doesn't do anything

it's the only thing that ever gets anything done you fucking mongoloid. Don't like someone? Shitpost about them all day every day until they get banned or deadminned or whatever. Want something coded? Shitpost about it all day until one of the few coders we have, of which we have so few because of our LACK OF GROWTH, takes interest and codes it for you.

Want to get people to notice you? Shill yourself all goddamn day in the thread because you're an obnoxious attention whoring faggot and nobody can stop you

ps. I know you're a fucking waifuposter you goddamn faggot

>>152925310
Fuck you. Muh security waifus are the best security on this shitty server of powergaming, validhunting greytiding shitters

>>152927713
Literally?
Cuz girls spanking guys is kinda my fetish...

>>152928070
She punched his teeth out and killed him.

>>152928201
o-oh

>>152927775
Semi-decent sec player and a under-the-radar powergamer

>>152928201
That might not be that guy's fetish, but it is mine.

>>152927836
Go and make a thread on /v/ yourself then and see what happens instead of taking the doom and gloom approach, shithead.

And if you really want a serb that's always full to near bursting, seriously consider Hippie or another "popular" one. Even at our peaks, we tend to do best in the mid 30s to low 40s. Any higher and the overcrowding causes problems.

>>152928520
Disgusting.

>>152927951
Who's your favourite?

>loading up a mech with reagents
>everything is fine
>features, screen freeze
>i can hear the juggernaut punching noise
>PANIC
>dead
yare yare daze

Hey construct bros, how'd the medbay assault go? Tried to get you some reinforcements fast. The wraith going braindead to be a cuck kind of dicked our offense.

>>152928736
Naomi, you?

>>152928512
I guess I am a bit of a powergamer. I'm not as bad as most of them, I rarely bother to stack myself head-to-toe but I know how to easily.

How do i get my waifu character noticed!

>>152929216
Don't shill yourself in the thread, slutfu

>>152929216
play science or medbay

>>152929216
Shill yourself in the thread like everyone else.

>>152929296
I already play science When its lowpop because i'm slow and clumsy and don't want other science guys shouting at me

>>152928572
I plan on it :^)

And no, our server never actually has any problems with overcrowding. You're just not used to a large amount of players and can't handle it. And there are bigger problems than supposed "overcrowding" problems like our stagnating playerbase full of literal fucking faggots and no fucking coders. Bigger problems like a lack of game modes and features and stale fucking gameplay.

We have literally nothing going for us. Every single other server does anything we do better. We have NO redeeming qualities. The only thing we have going for us is all the fucking shitposting in the thread, which is not a good thing for most of us but for an obnoxious few is.

I'd say we have a sense of community in that we all belong to 4chan, but when I take a serious look at this "community" it's one of the most sorry things I've ever seen, and a few of you APD/Schizoid/Shizo/Autists like it that way, and that's fucking disgusting.

>>152929024
Caleigh

>>152929450
If they're that bad then leave and go to another server.
Easy.

>>152929314
But if I am the only one posting about myself people will know the obvious shilling and be mean to me in game

>>152929691
They'll have to notice you to target you.

>>152929641
No, because I like this server and I want to replace all the horrible /r9k/ and /b/ rejects with actual worthwhile people.

>>152929825
>this server sucks and has no redeeming qualities
>I like this server
?????

>get mimed
>escape shuttle is breached
>forget about the zas when I open the supply room on the shuttle
>quickly close the door
>it opens because the guy on the other side is also clicking on the door
>this keeps happening
>yred decides to shoot me with the durand

>>152929450
Then if our server is so bad, why are you still playing it? Or are you just one of the douchebags who has never even looked at the serb and just parrots what he hears on the thread?

Either way, all those things you listed could be solved by sucking it up and being the change you want to be. Learn to code and you'll never have to whine in the thread about it again- if Sawbones of all people can figure out how to do it, you can too. Besides, did you expect the 4chan community to be made up of anyone other than nutjobs?

And now that I think of it, when has the last major server ever added a new game mode? Most recent one I can think of is TG's attempt at creating the clockwork cult, and that went over like a lead balloon.

>>152929825
Then give up, because as long as this is a 4chan server those people will always come here. Nothing can change that save for going even further in restricting who can play here.

>>152929825
>>152929641
Also, I despise the fact that people like you have a place all to themselves. You are lowly subhumans and you don't deserve a place to yourselves. You deserve to see yourselves replaced by people that are objectively better than you, that you despise. like redditors.

Yes, you are all that bad.

>>152929925
I can be unreasonably attached to certain features that can't make up for the fact that the vast majority of the server is made up of retards and degenerates.

>>152930094
Well, aren't you just the most adorably edgy and unreasonably angry anon.
You sound just like someone from /r9k/ or /b/

>>152930285
>if I deflect maybe nobody will notice I'm horrible

it won't work

>>152930285
don't reply he's (you) farming

>>152929932
One way to stop the doordancing.

File: 1429286586337.png (11KB, 447x378px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 447x378px

>>152930094
>Also, I despise the fact that whites like you have a continent all to themselves. You are humans and you don't deserve a continent to yourselves. You deserve to see yourselves replaced by people that are objectively worse than you, that you despise. like muslims.

>Yes, you are all that good.

t. Jew

>>152930396
I kind of figured, but on the off-chance he's actually that retarded I can't help but find him cute as hell.

>Wheelchair nerf got merged
Is the Reica Carter era over?

>>152930396
>oh no he's telling everyone unpleasant truths!
>must be a troll

>>152930524
oy vey it's anudda shoah

>>152930583
No you didn't, you're a big fat retard and you're trying to save face and damage control while passive-agressively insulting me without directly replying to me because you're an insecure faggot who knows I'm telling you the truth but you can't face it yourself.

>>152929774
But that is not the noticing I want!

>>152915421
Meg Luka and Iroquios Plissken are the only two sec players I trust to not be shitters.

I will never, ever stop being angry at Alice for wordlessly firing a taser at me, saxing with me for 10 minutes while I dodge tasers, then throwing me in jail for "Resisting arrest". All with no original crime. It was a wordlesstase for a search.

Fun bus idea
All heads of staff get turned into AIs and are each given a custom lawset to continue managing their respective department.

>>152930941
>How do i get my waifu character noticed!

(You) get what you ask for.

>>152931034
>Iroquios Plissken
>Not a shitter

What bizarro world are you living in?

File: 1466965895132.png (36KB, 470x752px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 470x752px

>>152930524
Please give me your ckey so I may make you the new headmin.

>>152931034
>Meg Luka
She once arrested me for being a chaplain with "syndicate agent" on the ID desu

>>152931034
Not everyone is Alice, normal security players are good

>>152931034
Have you only started playing ss13 recently?
You don't even know shitcurity

>>152929426
Never be afraid to ask a head of staff if there is one, they generally know a bit of everything about that (except most CMOs)

>>152931335
2 years so yes

>>152931254
>>152931282
Everyone has their own personal experiences, they've been cool to me personally

The #1 thing I respect in a sec player is if they can look past a little good-intentioned B&E as long as you're obviously trying to help. Like hacking into surgery to make pills, into engineering to set up power, or letting me loot one of the tasers from cargo after I report finding a shit ton of opened weapon crates in the back.

All I want is a sec player who isn't fucking Judge Dredd

>>152930765
And the truth is...what, exactly? That as much as you hate us you realize everywhere else is even worse so you can't leave?

>>152931282
I once had something similar happen to me. Arrested and killed for having the changeling religion and ID as a chaplain.
It's rough when something like that happens.

>>152931664
the game

>>152931565
It sounds like you want to join the metaclub more than 'have good security'

stop

Little known fact: None of the major server has added a new game mode in years.

>>152931678
I have heard it happens a lot to us chaplains
granted chaplain is my shitter role where i break into every where and steal shit

>>152931787
Except Polaris?
What're you smoking?

>>152915421
>tfw on the shitter list

I'm Axel what is everything that makes me so bad so I can improve on the off chance I want to stop being a shitter sometime soon

File: 1391010595380.gif (3MB, 220x324px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 220x324px

>>152931708

>>152931798
>Chaplain starts hitting people over the head with a bible

Instant shitter alert

>>152931708
Dank meme, bro.

>>152931787
What game mode can be added which isn't just a re-texture or a simpler/more complex game mode we have now

>>152931787
Here's your (y0u)

>>152931864
Don't reply. It's just waifufaggots shitposting about waifufaggotry, you seem pretty good. Better than most faggots that play sec, and definitely better than anyone on the '"""""good"""""" list. All female sec officers are shit tier, except for Stall.

>>152931798
I wouldn't say I acted like a shitter.
I was arrested and brought to a cell wordlessly, the person asked me if I really was a changeling,
so I flashed my ID a few times and said yes. They then beat me to death then cremated me.

>>152931282
>literally fucking worships the syndicate
>doesn't want to be arrested

>>152931520
I feel like I am bothering people and taking their attention off of important head jobs

>>152931864
Stop being friendly to Trinity she's MINE!

>>152915421
>Objectivley good security players
*crickets*
>maybe kind of good security players
Caleigh Stall
>medicore security players
Nick Weller
>Objectively bad security players
Ray Dubi
Zenny Hunt
Trinity Prewitt
Zalika Gardner
Kolith
>People I don't have an opinion about
Naomi Williams
Alice Conrad
Megurine Luka
>Literal who security players that I metagrudge the shit out of
Slate Slabrock

>>152931716
Good security aren't robots

Good security know this is a game and don't act like autistic retards who can't read a situation.

Don't be "Lawful Stupid" basically

>>152931864
Literaly Nick Weller 2.0
All talk and low self awareness, often first to cry for help because you get yourself way in yver your

>>152931840
I can ask you the same thing, seeing as the closest thing to a "new" mode was renaming Wizards "Technomancers".

>>152931864
Dont listen to the first reply, you're bad but can easily improve and become great. You're not shot at least.

Actual advice
>follow the sop and space law religiously, don't stuncuff but try to talk non dangerous criminals into coming to the brig with you.
>get a better name
>wear the helmet
>listen to your superior warden/hos
>always be suspicious of shutters like Robert Mann and Lisa Torvir

>>152932059
I miss Slate, and Ray, and both the Urists too

>>152932176
>lisa tovir
but why me

>>152932103
And what will you do when the clown gets lube because someone tore open the walls because they're too impatient for their anti-toxin?
What will you scream when all the hard suits are missing when there's only two enigneers?
Who will you blame when some random assistant suddenly pulls a taser they're not meant to have on you and you're killed?

>>152932176
>don't stuncuff but try to talk non dangerous criminals into coming to the brig with you.
This so much
The amount of times I have stopped for a sec officer for him to stun me and shit

>>152932176
I won't be wearing the helmet or changing my name since it reminds me of when I actually was a good officer and player but I'll work on the others.

>>152931864
This post says it well >>152932163

You're Nick Weller, act like a hotshot but you're a little bitch. Reign it in, be patient and OBEY YOUR FUCKING HIS YOU SHITTER, THEY ARE YOUR MASTER ABD YOU THEIR SLAVE

You're not too late, you aren't self obsessed like Nick so you can be saved.

>>152932167
Is that why we're getting ports of their new spells and the /vg/server is lapping them up?

>>152932302
Who are you?

>>152932176
>don't stuncuff
Do this.
I won't even unzip chloral when you get near me and decapitate you. Honestly.

>>152932005
>Shooting the messenger

>>152932302
lessee, youre a greytider to start, you have a history of murdering folks as a nonantag with shitty excuses and stealing shit, and then shitting on anyone who tries to arrest you for it saying 'i dindu nuffin'


you're a fucking faggot and a type 3 shithead

>>152932629
This isn't true at all

File: 1421771531016.jpg (83KB, 713x540px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 713x540px

>>152932415
>new spells = new game modes

>>152932250
>unironically missing slate slabrock and Ray dubi, some of the worst sec shitters of recent.

Hehe

>>152932059
Nick is mediocre as an officer with a good HoS, mechanically he's good hrs just shitcurity and can't be in charge.

There's nothing to say about the 3 opinionless, all decent and Naomi knows how to actually play detective so she's alright despite an inability to aim.

>>152932415
>Shit that never happened: The Post

Next you'll be telling me we're taking their RP rules too.

>>152932250
slate was garbage

>>152932629
>if you don't HELP me with no regard for yourself then you're a shitter REEEE

Suddenly we know why people like Kaylie, Megurine, Trinity and Nick Weller are disliked

Which shitter do you want banned the most but hasn't actually done anything banworthy

>>152932724
Well I don't see anyone porting the new core mechanics they have and how they've replaced spell books with far more convential magic alignments.
That might be too fun and we hate fun here, or something

>>152932801
>that entire post

i do not understand what any of what you have just said has to do with my post

i was pointing out the fact that she is a greytiding shithead when she asked what is wrong with her

>>152932838
Me.
I'm just the worst.

>>152932838
pomf123

>>152932801
It looks like you are projecting senpai

>>152932838
Ghlor, oh wait nevermind

File: 1468484421470.jpg (106KB, 1000x1000px)

106KB, 1000x1000px

>>152932059
>people who are good/no opinion
People who don't do the legwork of security and face off shitters
>people who're shit
People who'll be the ones that stun and brig you whilst you're having 'fun'

>>152932912
I thought someone was working on porting their action system?

>>152932009
HoP is giving out all access or playing baby captain with the armory in his bag

CMO is likely trying to feed the whole chem fridge to a single bloodless dead person

RDs will be glad to have something to do after 12:30 besides waiting on a dead miner to show up with materials

HoS wants you on ""patrol"" all the times and is valid hunting like never seen before but will team up if you want to fight something big

CE is likely dead on the floor with popped lungs and a broken skull becuase he forgot internals and to turn his boots on

Captain is likely dicking around in space with all high risk items and both hand teles in bag while being chased by nukeops, only to be found dead from a single space carp

Trust me, heads are never that busy unless its milf, a shuttle call is needed, or all dead because revs.

Ctrl+f (you)
1 of 59

>>152933278
Bastard.
I only have 21.

>>152933278
1 of 22 - 3 that weren't actualy (You)s so 1 of 19

>>152933238
>Captain is likely dicking around in space with all high risk items and both hand teles in bag while being chased by nukeops, only to be found dead from a single space carp
I have seen this way too many times

>>152932629
but all of that is false
last time i was arrested it was because some asshole tried to singuloose and i floor tiled him

>>152933194
The players who actually are decent at security are the transient static namers who don't main that department but do a shift or 2 every now and then.
They are the ones who do the legwork of security without being shit.
Nick Weller is almost one of these people, but he is a bit too shitcurity.

>all this security talk

Yeah but how play detective?

>>152933508
Nick's fair but harsh, IMO.

>>152933390
>singuloose

hi, ghost from that round here, he was literally just trying to set up power and you floortiled him over fucking nothing, and he wasn't an antag in the first place, and then you cried over being arrested for murder
the sec officer that round was retarded, but you were by far the more retarded one

>>152933278
>24 of 24

>>152933567
Act as a normal security officer but instead of tasing, shoot to kill

>>152933576
>fair

He'll perma people for "greytiding' on their first offence if he doesn't like them, even when space law tells him that the crime and punishment don't match

>>152933567
Take the revolver and shoot people in front of borgs.

>slip a guy running to the black hole at escape
>tell him not to go
>he runs right into it and gibs in front of me
I dunno why, but it tickled me good

>>152933390
>Floortiling

Only greytiders do this

>>152933567
You don't.

>>152933567
play on a server that has it fleshed out and antag modes that need it

>>152933567
If you want someone to show you the ropes ask me in game if you see me, regardless of job I'm in.

My name us Naomi Williams

>>152933726
What's floortiling?

>>152933596
he cut the PA's limiter wire of course he was going to singuloose though i waited for him to increase the intensity when it was at an okay size to floortile
>>152933726
lit welder meme is worse

>>152933808
Throwing floor tiles at people for 15 brute and bleed.

>>152933726
Floortiles are a godsend if you don't have lasers and need to kill a wizard or juggernaught, or even a nukeop/traitor

>>152933681
Really? I've never seen him do that.

>>152933854
Why do they do that much damage anyway? Shouldn't they get a nerf to their robusting ability like toolboxes did?

>>152933854
Oh, that's brutal.

>>152933576
>Nick Weller
>Fair.

This is the guy that beat somebody to death whilst stunned and cuffed because they broke into the captains office earlier.

>Be miner
>Get autotatored
>Have to steal a CMO jumpsuit
>Singuloose happens
>Emag into CMO office and emag the locker
>Steal suit
>Go into overcrowded escape pod
>Almost get thrown out the back because the door didn't close
>Survive mostly intact

Everything went better than expected.

>>152933567
scan everything nigga

be the saviour security needs during ling/vamp/stealth traitor rounds

>>152933726
In my opinion, in self defense floortiling is worth it

>>152933576
When I have encountered him in sec while playing lawyer/IAA I would find that he was oversentencing people/exagerating crimes.
Most of them were probably antags of course, but we didn't really know that.
Nick was more than willing to listen to reason to grievances and fix sentencing mistakes.

Harsh but open minded.

>>152933921
Because first you have to collect them and then you have to actually hit with them

>>152933808
Throwing floor tiles at someone to kill them, newfriend. They're essentially shurikens, and are one of the many preferred makeshift weapons of greytiders.

>>152933827
suggestion; instead of murdering a guy as a nonantag because 'm-muh suspicious' and then fixing any evidence of supposed sabotage and leaving only evidence of YOUR wrongdoings, go ask sec to take care of it. otherwise, don't cry about getting arrested for murdering folks and stealing shit and then cry 'SHITCURITY' in ghostchat.