SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

>tfw you hack the cargo console and order stalker memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

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Time for an update

>>152752409
WHO MADE IT

>>152752729
me

>>152752823
thanks

>>152752130
Excuse me but that picture doesn't make any sense. The golf club would disintegrate when it touches the shards. I should know, I am an expert on this subject.

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>>152755056
it's a crowbar

>>152755331
Shit, posted in wrong thread

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I can't get SS13 to work.

>>152755863
That's fortunate.
What's the problem you're having?

>>152755954
nvm, just had to create an account

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Do you think Yahir is religious?

I bet he spits on Chaplains when they walk by.

What's faster?
Air injector or unary vent with disabled pressure checks?

>>152756869
>he

>>152757414
Yahir is a eunuch?

>>152757414
>has

>>152758191
>no

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Julia has a good butt.

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>>152758989
And a nice pussy cat!

>>152758989
No

>>152713262
Yes, according to the heat or pressure or whatever. They have to be on the outside holding the plasma in or made of rplasglass or you'll pop em.

>>152717906
It really isn't, people regularly over self administer antitox and MD's don't start with a reagent scanner so if faggot face takes one and a doctor gives him one oh baby. They can't be trusted to not fuck up.

>>152720310
Oxycodone.

>>152726045
>>152752130
>zenny being a greytider then banbaiting so he can ahelp later for banvalids
:^)

Drop a ban request on the forums if you want him gone cause it's pretty cut and dry. Breaking in where you shouldn't be, standing and letting them half kill you, coming back to antagonize them more as nonantag and ahelping when you die from it is banbaiting as fuck.

>>152757201
15 of either.

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>>152758989
Wait a minute, its all coming together

>Space a man over being a syndicate agent
>Extended
Goddamnit.

[03:41:22]ADMIN: Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Zealotron

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C O Z Y

If only I had more time.

>>152760321
>not filtering gasses from the waste tistro back into the custom mix

do you even autism bro

can someone explain what internal/external does on atmos alarm pressure checks?

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reminder

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>>152760272
MUH
VALIDS
A
L
I
D
S

>>152760321
Hey qt3.14, u wanna git swole?
Chill Approximately 180,000 mol of Oxygen or whatever air mix you like down to -266C in batches or multiple chillers Shove that into a pipenet with a canister and a valved heat exchanger facing a WARM burn chamber. to heat it back up to within I think 40C of 20C is safe. You can pressurize an entire bombed out dept with 1 can.

>>152760498
external stops venting when the air outside as at or above that. Dunno internal but I presume it's the reverse.

>>152760498
external checks for the environment pressure;
internal checks for the pipe pressure.

>>152760498
Internal checks the pressure in the pipes
External checks the pressure of the room

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>>152760608
>s.jpg
dude.

>>152760727
What?

>>152758451
>style

Remember Nick Weller is a furry, deadline when?

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>>152760841
did you see that? why to save thumbnails?

>>152760936
I do now. Cause it was the only one I had apparently.

>>152760636
>>152760632
ok so if I want to do flooding and I have high pressure in the pipes, I can just disable both?

>>152760926
Nick Weller perma jobbaned from everything but CE until he can make the meme engine rise when?

>>152760926
Wrong Nick

>>152761026
No
If you want to flood as much out of the pipes as possible, set the checks to internal with pressure 0

>>152761026
Please don't flood. It's shit antagonism that's just a powergayman check and then everyone go homes to reroll for antag and have to setup fucking everything all over again cause you're a fucking child.

>>152761034
I'd support it.

>>152761026
if i remember right, setting it as internal should make the vent to pump air out when the pressure is higher than the one set until it reaches the setting, but i'm not 100% sure.
by the way i think that disabling the checks should work to flood, but i'm not 100% sure about this too.

>>152761119
>>152761274
ok so for example if I want to flood with cold N2, if I hijack the N2 out pipe into cooling pipes to space then lead the ending into a volume pump at the distro loop, I could have a high pressured freezing N2 killing everyone around the station?
after I flip the pressure checks around the station

>>152761362
You'd probably want to hook it straight into distro without that volume pump involved, but yes
Note that in this case, "everyone" only includes people without space suits
Superheating it would probably be more effective because only atmos suits have high heat tolerance

>>152761362
from http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Atmospherics

>Vents: you control vents through the air alarm. There are the following settings:
>External on, Internal off: will drain/add air from the tile the vent is on to make it the correct amount. All air being moved goes into/comes out of the pipe the vent is attached to. Set to 0 to drain air, or pressurise to specific levels.
>Both on: completely useless. Don't bother.
>External off, Internal on: Drains/adds air to the tile to get the pipe attached to the correct level. Setting a vent to internal and the desired pressure to 0 causes ALL gas which enters the pipe to be shunted out onto the tile.

>>152761684
I just wanted to add the pump because if I hijack the N2 outlet right in space I cant put a pipe there because they are unpowered in space

heating would be nice but it takes more time to set up and walking around the station to mess with every alarm already takes forever

>>152761820
You can turn off the vent at the N2 tank control or use the socket wrench in your atmos locker mate.

>>152761820
you can modify all the station's air alarms settings using the central atmospherics computer inside the atmospherics monitoring room. still long and tedious by the way.

>if I hijack the N2 outlet right in space I cant put a pipe there because they are unpowered in space
mhhh i cant understand what you mean. people use pumps to do cold loops for plasma in space everytime.

>>152762351
He doesn't know how to turn the gas pen vent off so he can wrench it to chill N2 in space.

>>152762351
>you can modify all the station's air alarms settings using the central atmospherics computer
no such thing on /tg/ sadly

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Where did they go wrong?
Would you play on a /vg/ run fallout13 server?

>>152766082
>lowpop
suh muh huh

>>152766082
It got old and annoying very fast

>>152766082
git fukt fotw

>>152766082
Not unless it killed this server, I don't like fallout

>>152766082
Trash players make for trash rounds who don't leave which drive decent people away cause anything nice is ruined by literal niggers.
Yeah, Light rp ala Pomf would be appreciated.

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>tfw have 3000 word backstory
>tfw nobody ever rolellays with me

How do you get people to talk to you?

>>152768130
Did you try disarming then and then cablecuffing them to a chair?

>>152768130
Roleplays*

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For Blitz:

Pretty good first Wiz. Caught me kinda off guard and with no ammo and what not. Try not to fireball yourself, though.

>>152768130
I usually find that roleplaying is easiest to initiate with New players while I teach them things

>>152768614
>try not to fireball yourself
when you take fireball as wizzy, you have already accepted death

>>152768130
you just fucking talk to them
you don't need a fucking resume just press T and write stuff

>>152768130
senpai take it from me on this
your backstory DOES NOT MATTER to most people
anyone who cares will ask after a while

until then, just be friendly, make a personality for your character, and chat up your coworkers if they dont seem busy/you aren't busy
play bartender a lot and listen to folks woes
learn who the server's roleplayers are and watch how they do things

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>be hop
>go to captain's to secure high-risk shit
>wizard already inside
>tell him to fuck off
>he disposal's himself
>he does some shit after he gets away
>declare him VALID
>go to security
>hos, being a trigger happy retard, shoots me for going in the armory
>apparently he didn't hear the wizard yelling over comms and people yelling "WIZARD"
>brigs me
>explain what's happening
>go to armory, get guns
>go "fuck guns, i'm handling this like a MAN"
>call wizard to bridge for a fight, mano el mano, no guns
>he gives his robes to people at the bar
>go there
>crack knuckles, say "no weapons"
>fight good for a while
>get him bleeding, but he gets the grabspam on me
>suddenly, he takes a metal rod and jabs it into my skull
>say "I SAID NO WEAPONS ALLOWED"
>shoot him, miss because i'm slow as fuck and bleeding out
>he calls shuttle saying "THE WALL HAS WON WRESTLEMANIA"
>hos thinks i called it
>"What the fuck are you doing, HoP? I should've kept you in that cell."
>finds out what happened
>bumrushes wiz, dies
Fun round. Left towards the end though, did wiz win?

>>152771103
Literal Who HoS' are a mistake. I get lollowpop why not but still.

>>152752409
>why pomf put Asimov's laws of robotics
>[see pomf's server]

>>152771357
>>152771103
What if HoS was whitelisted

>>152771843
It'll cause headaches needing admins to constantly do shit.. There's already a head and sec lockout for like 2 weeks and nothing they do what wouldn't get a jobban is worth that effort. Plus it doesn't even stop shitters as we've seen on bay.

>>152771974
>two weeks
>new players are only locked out of sec for two fucking weeks

Holy shit why
Make it a fucking month at least

>>152772048
>only a month
>not a year

>>152772048
It's not a problem if you aren't retarded or are from another server plus another 2 weeks isn't gonna fix a retard when nothing else has yet.

>>152772238
it would

what was that about the sky going red?

>>152771843
So only metaclub members get to be HoS
No thanks

>>152772395
>sky

>>152772395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

>try to make the framework for a new map
>forget to make a place for the AI chamber
FUCK

>>152772463
I kinda caught some guy saying that on ooc and was kinda distracted, so no idea what they were talking about

I want Ramona Gret to sit on me!

>>152772728
ramona's much cuter than any of today's shitty "waifus"

>>152772728
I want _________you to kill yourself!

>>152772728
I want shitters like you to fuck off to >>>/soc/!

>>152771843
no

>>152772537
Always etch-a-sketch up a rough floor plan ahead of time.

>>152772537
what are you making, friend

>>152773240
The framework for a new map, it says so right on the post

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>>152772728
I want to force feed Ramona Gret until she's nice and plump!

>>152773473
Fuck out dizor

>>152773326
what kind of map though
show us

>>152773473
Kill yourself attentionwhore

>>152773857
>>152773535
I'm not dizor fags

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>>152759330
>>152758989

>>152759330
lmao, this is based on a screenshot right?

Is calling the shuttle in 5 minutes bankable?

Even as an antag?

>>152771843
it NEVER gets played again

Who's the Madre Teresa of the Admin group?

>>152774038
Yes
No

>>152774076
Probe

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>>152774026
Yeah

>>152774239
I'm kinda curious what happened afterwards

>>152774239
>Blood covered assistant in the back
So perfect

byond://71.11.243.53:11111

And this time save the link

>>152773616
A bad one.
It's probably never gonna see the light of day, not only because it's bad, but because I have no idea how git works.

>>152774406
I think I died? I can't remember. I'm pretty sure we didn't make it out alive.

>>152773915
Why else would you have more than one image of their characters ass if you aren't here to shill yourself?
Even if you aren't you still need to kill yourself for being such a waifufag degenerate.

>>152774738
please don't hate dizor i'm not dizor

why do people waifu faggots like reica or whorena

they're personalityless freaks who's only appeal is anime hair
they're mediocre at their jobs at best
they're huge attentionwhores when it comes to the thread
one of thems renowned for being a huge fucking slut who'll jump anyone's bones if they talk nice to him
and they are overall annoying, bland cunts who lend themselves more importance than they actually have

>>152775095
>why do people waifu faggots like reica or whorena
Nobody does, it's just them shilling themselves in the thread every time

>>152775095
Get a real waifu, like Fay.

>>152775219
Fuck off Kolith
Nobody likes you or your buttbuddies

>>152775095
It's just shitposters shitposting with each others laughing as the (you)'s roll in. Stop giving them attention.

>>152775286
I do.

>>152775095
stop posting about them if you want it to stop

Any burd waifus?

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>>152775095
because the kind of people who play this game to fill some kind of void in their lives are socially retarded to the point at which any hon or vaguely feminine mud puddle they see out their window is 100/10 want it need it gotta have it

I wish you people would actually try working on your character flaws some time and stop trying to make this game so fucking degrading

>>152775095
The Morena/Strawberrytan/JeanVoerman/Dizor club is tactically shitposting to make their characters seem popular. Along with dizors art to generate popularity.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&p=14429#p14429

based pain just put our favorite shitter on razor thin ice
one more fuck up and we will have a fresh meme to shitpost everywhere
bye killete

>>152775095
I just play and have fun, sue me

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>>152775907
>that chub in the last panel

stop shilling yourselves fuck

>>152775095
Reica's been alright at R&D/medical far as I've experienced her.
I forget what morena's name is.

I honestly don't particularly care about either, you guys get way too worked up over nothing.

>>152775939
>just play
No, you sit around flirting with faggots in the bar constantly shitting the thread up with your attentionwhore bullshit, crying in the forums and the thread about how fucking sad you are and how mean people are and how you're getting metagrudged by literally anyone who doesn't suck your fucking cock.

>>152774826
Fuck off Dizor

>>152776161
you can believe that if you want, but it isn't true

>>152775815
>Morena Antagonizes Killette
>Gets killette banned when he does something about it
MEATKLUB
E
A
T
K
L
U
BSANDVICH

Nothing would have happened if it wasn't the village metaslutfriend Morena. This is clearly a metagrudge ang successful banbaiting of Kilette.

>>152776202
im not dizor im killette

>>152776315
Shut up Dizwhore.

>>152776161
Pretty sure you're replying to not morena, because i'm morena, and I don't do that either!
>>152776291
>breaking part of a window is antagonising someone
Shoulda called security if he was that mad about it :^)

>>152776291
Killette is a fucking cunt and deserves the ban.

I can't wait for his upcoming permaban.

>>152776365
im not dizor im kolith

>>152776081
Whorena is Julia Brandt aka 'tie me up in bed' PDA messages aka 'i totally wanna go to vore with you' PDA notes in the bar aka ' imgur.com/a/aFsdC '

Ban all waifus except ________

>>152776542
Fay

>>152776291
Pain asked killette twice in the ban request why he did it.
Killette ignored the question, so it was just assumed it was because lolmetagrudge.
If he had said because >she broke a window, it would have gone a lot better for him.

>>152776542
Reica!

>>152776529
Ah, Julia Brandt. She's been competent whenever I've see her in her departments, although I usually only notice her when she's an antag. Same as everyone else, really.

>>152766082
Community is trash. Every round basically is
1) People try to break into the vault
2) People are let into the vault and kill everyone
3) Killed by raiders

>>152776702
>competent
>fucking competent
I don't think we're talking about the same person, because the Julia Brandt I've seen constantly fucks off from the workplace to flirt with people/do random useless gimmick bullshit after doing little-no work in the place she signed up for.

>>152760504
>still no nanobots
SHIT
LIST

>>152776809
If she's fucked off to the bar she's not in her workplace. I dunno, man.

>>152776529
Actually I said I'd tie him up in bed and shoot him with a syringe gun. It was playful, I was baiting him so I could kill him later, like I did.

And I LEGIT had no idea what Vore/Virgo etc was at that time, I thought it was like some server slang thing for a holiday planet when he said it, thought it sounded cute. Romantic roleplay is lame yeah, but I was having fun. Sorry.
>>152776809
I don't think you've EVER spectated me.

>>152776384
He is security. Everyone is entitled to defending their person, their belongings, their dept, and their autism project.

>>152776409
Nice metagrudge m8. You're worse than he is and that's saying something.

>>152776690
He said it in the ban request.

>>152776542
All we need is just one of the security girls and then all the other girls can go. We'd still have a well staffed station

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I'm a soldier of valids who don't need no 2d atmospherics simulator pussy

>>152776913
Fuck bye Killette

>>152776913
>Nice metagrudge m8.
I don't know who the fuck he plays nor do I care.
I'm just glad I don't have to see his dumb shit in OOC anymore.

>>152776913
As an assistant, the station is my department, and he stole a chem dispenser which was on station

>>152776895
I don't have to spectate you when I've worked with you and you have literally done that every time I've seen you in medbay

>>152777002
So why do you get so mad at everyone else who isn't a soldier of valids?

>>152776982
Which one?

>>152777038
If you want to be the protagonist don't cry to the admins when it doesn't work out for you slutrena. You know what we call that? Being a bitch nigger.

>>152777076
Oh, Hi Bonk!

>>152777076
Who are you?

>>152777165
Wrong
>>152777228
I randomname because I'm not an attentionwhore faggot

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>>152776895
>And I LEGIT had no idea what Vore/Virgo etc was at that time, I thought it was like some server slang thing for a holiday planet when he said it, thought it sounded cute. Romantic roleplay is lame yeah, but I was having fun.
That's fucking adorable.

>>152777002
GOOD MAN!

>>152777128
I will let you decide. Can't be Naomi because no aim. Trinity is probably a bad idea because (s)he doesn't listen to comms.

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>>152777146
>I THINK YOU WANT TO BE THE PROTAGONIST
>RULES DON'T APPLY TO YOU ANYMORE

>>152777146
I'm just using your shitty logic against you. I didn't even break into Botany or leave it in a state in which ZAS could fuck it up if the hallways messed up.

Can you fill empty bags of blood with your own?

>>152777340
Ive practiced my aim a lot.

Probably Megurine

>>152777452
>Waaaah, it's only okay if I antagonize. Don't talk to me or my griefing again or I'll call my metaclub on you! >:3

>>152777628
>antagonize
You some bay bitch baby or something? One of those faggots that's always like 'I'm dissapointed in you, think of the players' in OOC these days?
We're low RP

>>152777340
Naomi is the cutest though

>>152766082
Shitmins
Single objective
Round revolves around vault rather than the over world
After the over world is picked over and the military base cracked open there's little to do since it's mostly just Dark To rules

I would play on a /vg/ version because they'd actually get stuff implemented fast

Game needs it where you can respawn but you have to use a new character for that round
Either respawning equipment or random events
Multiple z levels instead of the matrix
Bigger map

>>152777397
>Act like an antag
>Get treated like one
>Waaah admins ban my metagrudge I'm not banbaiting him at allll! ;_;
Maybe you should read them some time

>>152777594
Yeah, if you're decent at chemistry you can fill 3 bags in 1 sitting.

>>152777704
Fuck off to tg if all you want is a no rp Detroit.

>>152777340
You know what the point of a team is right?

>>152777704
>were low RP
>WERE LOW RP STOP RPING STOP

newsflash retard, low rp is a minimum on the RP you have to put in
if people want to go full bay RP here, they're completely within their rights to do so

>>152772728
I want to escape perma Brig with her again!

>>152777764
Oh, so I should have murdered killette for stealing the chem dispenser because he was acting like an antag?

>>152777824
There are hardly ever enough sec players to constitute a team

>>152777924
Yes it's okay to space him just like if he spaced your guitar

>>152777924
Yes. A man who touches a guitar is no longer your man.

>CM admin plays as a pred and teleports his opponent to the start screen when he's gonna lose

W E W
E
W

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>>152771103
>Join midgame as HoS
>ask for current situation
>no answer
>Go to brig
>See HoP beating and flashing an assistant
>Ask him what's going on
>HoP doesn't answer and rushes into the armory leaving the assistant in the hallway with airlocks open
>Stun him and brig him
>He explains what's going on
>I release him no problem
>Go to get his guns
>He runs off to die to wiz
>Go to bridge and get into fight with wizard
>Kill wizard
>Go to recall shuttle
>Get gibbed by another wizard
We ended up winning, by the way.

>>152778861
Remember to fraps your rounds and config your client to save the logs to your desktop. Drop it in the forums after the round, post about it on reddit and get him assblasted.

>>152779024
If you're a late join just stay out of the way and don't mess with people getting shit done.

>>152779217
>If you're a late join just stay out of the way and don't mess with people getting shit done.

>"If you join late don't enforce space law you fucking shit just let me get my valids REEE"

You are retarded.

>>152779217
How about you don't be a sperg and communicate using words.
>not being robust enough to type while running and using a macro to reholster your weapon when resting to dodge spells.

>>152780916
Tard rage is the core of my strength. I must embrace it to remove shitters from station.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IRsVJezFRi4

Will a ss13 round ever be this emotional?

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>>152776441
DAMNIT KILLETT ILL DRAW YOUR WEIRD VOX FETISH ART LATER JEEZE

I want to abc xyz with xxyyzz aabbcc!

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>me speaking to my Waifu

>>152781905
Is this one of those grey things

Fucking aliens

>>152782178
Which one is it? I can tell you how pure they are

>>152781646
>Not having SS13 be a persistent world so people have to restart when they die
That'll create emotion.

>>152782474
I'd unironically like that a lot.

>>152782474
Who was the admin that said they will retire their static when they get killed,but kept making excuses when they died so they kept using it?

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Reminder

>>152782783
Not him but lesbians are impure. Girls """"loving"""" (lusting after) girls is an abomination. Don't buy into the memes.

>>152782784
Shiggy

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>>152782178
>Waifu speaking to me

>>152782390
Ashe Mallory (Soon to be Ashe [my last name])

>>152782784
Shiggy

He kept getting mauled by bears, so kept saying do-over, even when he got eaten by the singularity

>>152783006
>>152783036
Sorry, two fully grown men pretend to be girls loving girls (each-other) is impure. It's double-gay, really.

>>152783036
Marriage when? I need to spaghetti bomb your wedding with meat spaghetti.

>>152783036
Is Ashe turning Ashe Rivera?

>>152782390
I'll list waifus, tell me how pure they are.

Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
Alice Conrad
Zalika Gardener
Victoria Rathen
Mallory Brooks

>>152783397
Shit/10

>>152783397
1. Caleigh
2. Naomi
3. Alice
4. Zaika
5. Trinity
6. Megurine
7. Mallory
Who? Victoria

>>152783397
>Megurine Luka
slut
>Caleigh Stall
slut
>Trinity Prewitt
slut
>Naomi Williams
CUTE
>Alice Conrad
slut
>Zalika Gardener
slut
>Victoria Rathen
slut
>Mallory Brooks
slut

>>152783397
Where's Fay?

>>152783397
where's Sue?

>>152781646
No

>>152783397
shit shit and more shit
its all shit you're all shit waifus are shit fuck off with your shitty shit you shitnigger

>>152781646
Someone post the deathsquad image where the blob was beating the shit out of them and one of them passed out and floated out to deep space

I was the deathsquad guy who saw him float away ;_;

Pikachu here, How do I make a good cooling loop?

>>152784702
delete your post seriously you don't want to ick in oock

>>152784702
You're not an ice type, dummy.

>>152784702
For?

>>152783397
>Megurine
7/10
>Caleigh
8/10
>Trinity
6/10
>Naomi
8/10
>Alice
10/10
>Zalika
7/10
>Victoria
3/10
>Mallory
0/10

>>152785091
>>Alice
>10/10
Awful fucking shit tier list god I hate you please delete this right now or I'm calling the fucking cops Holy Shit

>>152783397
Who?

i feel like the waifupissing wasn't nearly as prevalent a few months ago

>>152785286
It was literally worse you fucking dumbass

>>152785286
It wasn't

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>average waifus

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>>152782178
>Me speaking to Naomi Williams!

>>152786080
>>152785463
Kill yourself

How do I disable tcomms without ghetto doing it by shorting the APC?

t. scrub

>>152785286
literally more people complaining about waifu posting than waifu posting, which isn't making the problem better, it's making it worse
look right here: >>152786080
you summoned this

>>152786137
Break everything

That was a good Sue round

>>152786181
I should have added - As an AI.

>>152786137
Ghetto bomb it
Incinerator exists for a reason

>>152786182
>get Sue'd
>run into genetics and become monkeyman
Better way out desu

what's your favorite job, spessmen?

why does it appeal to you?
what's the best experience you've ever had while playing that job?

>>152786358
Probably bartender

>>152786137
Gitgud if you want to griff,
Comms can be rebuilt quickly in sci, mechanics, mommi nest, or from the spare parts anyway so it's not like it matters

>>152786137
Use a multitool on the thing in the middle.

>>152785084
SME

>>152786494
Just replace the H/E to freezer pump with a pipe and put in 2 oxygen canisters and a nitrogen canister. emitter the shard open and let it hit for a second then turn it off. You'll have 20MW for the rest of the round. Autism sme's are only good for letting the rest of the station go dark.

>Crew makes a million ED-209's
>Sadly I didn't get tator as AI so I cannot griff with them
>Someone one humans me later on
>As my human is wanking of in the brig for 20 minutes I sic the ED-209's on random people

Bretty fun, for me atleast, not anyone else.

>>152786358
paramedic, even though I'm a good doctor

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>combat will never be this good

>>152787036
>that file name

That is wrong
That is so extremely wrong on so many levels

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>latejoin as detective
>try to help alakazam the magician
>somebody fucks up his magic show
>he blames me for it
>infestation makes him abandon his magic show
>10 minutes later, become changeling (admins say they didn't do it too, weird shit)
>get a borerbro
>get news that ALAKAZAM'S BOOK is for sale
>"this is my chance to prove myself to alakazam" i think to myself
>also want to be a wizling
>the other ling is HoP
>i one-human the ai while he kidnaps the HoS
>go to brig
>me and HoS were working together since roundstart, i HAVE to get that god damn book
>ME, not WE
>apologize, kill hos and the warden, behead and put in locker
>get a second borerbro
>you cant succ beheaded people as ling
>regret, then tell AI and secborg to bring me people to feed on
>they do, happily
>succ CE, get an RPD, my objective
>gotta kill sue
>a million EDs everywhere
>AI randomly sets people to arrest, say sue is top priority
>HoP-bro tries to help me
>sue went into genetics and had her own syringe made
>she randomly injected people with it
>there are 6 sues
>they are all arrested in library
>blob kills all of them
>happy for a second
>then realize we have a fucking blob
>cant tell ai to call it, tcomms are off
>hop calls it, thank god for him
>go to cap's office
>try to message centcomm to bring me the fucking book in exchange for like 6 corpses with limbs
>they don't respond
>while i'm waiting, blob comes in
>takes it's sweet time eating me
>shit shit shit, gotta run
>hand teleporter still there
>teleport into main hallway, yakety sax it to arrivals
>get in arrivals pod with a lil mouse friend
>blob takes over mindless blob that was close to arrivals
>crushes me in the pod
>pod in space, borerbros are SCREAMING for me to get back up
>it's almost like a tragedy
>5 seconds before shuttle makes it to centcomm, revive myself
>apparently hop didn't make it, kinda sad
>look at antagtext
>mime isn't dead
>i killed every single sue except the original

Feminine borgs appeal to the lowest common denominator

>>152787760
>implying booty borgs aren't the highest tier waifus

>>152787742
It can autoling/vampire mid round.

>>152788030
Yeah, but it normally has flavortext, right? It just gave me "You are a changeling!" out of nowhere

>>152787742
you can ghetto surgery heads back on pretty easily mate. Intercomms still work by the way.

>>152788160
yeah, but i didnt want to bother
>Intercomms still work by the way.
they don't while you're busy running from bleb, hop called it before i got to one

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New cyborg module when?

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>>152788874
>Western fleshlight

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>no brown green haired barefooted botanist Waifu that grows vines every shift.

>>152788985
that's because no one here has shit taste

>>152788985
>Chiot

>>152789091
>Amalia isn't best girl

Hello /pol/

>>152789252
Do you even Wakfu? You can't be serious right now

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How can a single thread be so shit?

>>152789609
There's literally nothing to discuss about space that you shouldn't do anywhere else, barely anything happens to be green-text worthy, all that's left is to shitpost and piss people off.

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>no clown waifus
>no skeleton waifus
>no grey waifus
>literally just medbay and scientist players who act like dudes and take the game too seriously

the shit taste at play here is jus fucking
a s t o u n d i n g

>>152786358
Security Officer

Getting my valids and helping people out when I can.

Best thing that happened was when a bunch of wizards and their apprentices showed up on station so I rushed the armory and got a billion guns, the ablative vest, and carried a shotgun around behind me. Ended up soloing all three wizards and killing probably close to dozen constructs or something. At the end I sharded the last wizard on the shuttle after killing him with a toolbox because I ran out of ammo and threw him out of the shuttle.

It was nice to be complemented afterwards on being robust. Earned a trophy too

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>>152789468
I didn't like black girls before wakfu,French animators too lewd

>>152789883
I play clown once in a while, I just don't think my gimmick is good enough to justify constant play

we goon now
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11560

Holy god what is piano/music code? Is there any guide for it?

>>152790856
Wiki you lazy fat inbred fucker. There's even guides in the library if you go check them out.

>>152790856
Letter notation.
Open the help button that is RIGHT THERE

>>152788985
>getting tentacle raped by a brown girl
That's my fetish

>>152791057
I might be able to help.

Eros or vore?

>>152791057
she's only into ss so you're out of luck bub

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>thread drowns in wifey meme bullshit every time cluster decides to self merge something

hmmm really makes you think huh

>>152788874
That looks very unappealing from the outside.

So the AI is not allowed to griff and giggle non-humans under ASIMOV.
But is the AI allowed to go full griffon mode as soon as it is subverted with like say one human?

What is the actual difference?

>>152791549
Not allowed, not allowed

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Ever relevant

>>152791731
But the silicons are allowed to murder freely on one-human so you are wrong famicom.

>>152791810
Not unless the one-human told them to.

>>152791810
When they're ordered to.

>>152789883
There's la raza, stungloves and applies lipstick or forces people to wear swimsuits
One time they were bussed into being a xeno and helped fight the 4 pony men of memes

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New spell: Ring of Fire

Creates a fiery ring around you for 10 seconds
The ring can pierce through walls and moves with you (even while ethereal jaunting)

Cooldown is 30 seconds, if you upgrade the spell 3 times the cooldown becomes 10 seconds (giving it 100% uptime)

>>152791483
Not always the best

>>152791549
Server rule on griff
Server rule on griff unless ordered.

>>152791954
>tfw pushing down security and forcing ablative vests, magboots, and insulated gloves on sec.

>>152792104
Not looking forward to getting meme'd through the morgue wall by mr. scryjaunt.

>>152791789
Bismuth is cool and not a meme mineral

>>152791789
They were given attention and you fucking faggots turned the place into waaah waaah tattletale hugbox instead of letting us handle it by kicking the everloving shit out of them then just getting the community to blatantly metagrudge them until they quit if they can't handle behaving.

>>152792235
>>152791869
>>152791845
Oops, then I might have griffed a tad. Going to correct that for future times.

>>152792104
(No)
How about you can ready it to protect yourself but take light burn damage and activate it to throw it

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>>152792104
>diona gets instacritted
Jesus christ. That's both incredible and terrifying.

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>SS13 thread on /tg/ is unironically discussing the implementation of shitting

why the fuck do gay pussies roleplay here? we're fucking 4chan vg server, we're supposed to be hardcore and robust but so many shits just play for gay shit like RP and waifus

>>152786358
HoP

All the power the captain has but if shit goes down people point to the captain, also taking all the access from someone and ask them to do illegal shit for me if they want it back

Best experience was with a clown and an asisstant whom I took all access from and asked both of them to bring something of value of each other

Only the clown came back with the head of the assistant

>>152793513
Fuck off to hippie. Pomf made this server to tone down the powergaming and up the roleplay a little.

>>152793260
That is not the TG station you know.

>>152793513
>implying playing a girl online isn't manly.

>>152793260
d20 is forgotten and mature enough to treat themselves with that.
Put poop here and it will only bring fetishits
>I want [mycharacter] to pour globby shit all over me!

>>152793737
I know but still.

>>152792104
I would prefer if the fire stayed on the tiles it initially summons on, maybe have an upgrade to make it follow you, otherwise jaunt/blink + this becomes death for everyone.

>tfw there are aliens and the traitor gets away

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>>152795438
>tfw when lings subverting borgs murder the whole station two rounds in a row

how do i code

Man, stomping a nigger vox to death was so satisfying. Blue blood even looks good on the paramed gear.

Shame we all got killed by random ass borgs, that was a massive buzzkill.
>>152795695
Shit on a keyboard and start typing.

>clown attacks the chaplin because his ID card says Syndicate Agent though his job is marked as chaplin
>arrest the clown and break his foot
>turns out the chaplin was not only a traitor but a changling too

>>152795756
Yclat you are always so salty, honestly should be banned for killing that bird. They didn't do anything to warrant being killed for it.

>>152795695
Very carefully.

Meanwhile, on github:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11562
Meme coders and 'admins' removing lawsets because silicons should have free reign to kill everyone if their laws don't outright disallow it.

>>152795695
hit up fucking codecademy
read other servers' changelogs
brush up on your gay furry ERP
buy a copy of sicp in case someone questions your credibility
convert to judaism

>>152795803
There Is another twist.
>Be traitor clown.
>Decide to randomly attack syndicate chaplain.
>Get leg broken by sec
>Fake Chaplains ID and tell the AI to kill non humans in his name.
>He actually was a changeling and subverted the AI.

>>152795936
nothing wrong with this fuccboi suck my penis kid lmao

>>152795936
All laws have asterisks, it is retarded.
If Asimov didn't have additional rules you could kill all birbs roundstart.

>>152795695
Ask the coders on discord

this is a PSA from your HoS

lightning is not strictly stronger than mutate because the wizard can be stunned

Start the engagement with stun weaponry of your choice, yakkety like you've never yakkety'd before, and stun that wizard

Once the wizard is down, they use exhaust jaunt. Follow them to the best of your ability. If you find them when they're finished jaunting and stun them, lase/shotgun/floortile/beat them with a toolbox. If they have blink, repeat this step until they are not stunned anymore, then see step one.

Repeat until wizard is dead

>>152795936
Don't pay attention to those meme PRs
discuss this one instead https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11560

>>152795851
The only reason I play paramedic is because I got so salty about the kind of retarded shit that enters medbay as a employee, don't tell me to be less salty when a vox decided to go full nigger, loiter medbay for no good reason, steal shit around medbay, steal MY snake, steal the nuke, not fucking set up power or any engine, and generally being a walking kfc browntide with a engi suit.

I kill faggots if they are faggots, I honestly couldn't care if you have a emag, so long as you don't use it in my cloner or go around cutting wires and acting like a twat to me, ill cloral and take a shit on you if you do but don't do that and just like everyone else, I wont touch ya or give a shit.

The simplest shit really, just don't tell me to be less salty when I run on salt. Second I mellow down, maybe ill do something else, but right now, paramed or bust.

>be posibrain
>become The Cyborg
>choose standard
>walk out of robotics
>one human'd
>act normal
>talk to the clown about finding the chaplain
>get orders to kill non humans
>space one guy
>new orders to kill "non human" crew so I look for the regular kind of non human
>change to sec borg
>the AI tells me yahir is in the dark candle lit fitness room
>beat him telling him he is ruining the mood
>real orders come in to go loud
>ask roboticist for hypercell, kill him right after
>kill everyone else
>spend the rest of the time charging/afk after most threats were eliminated

>>152796212
oh so that's what that order was about

What do you think of AIs who play Borgs as the same being?

>>152797169
fawn is great

>>152796659
Your snake was in medbay and did not die. He was an atmospherics tech, he had optimized atmospherics and there was other engineers doing the engines. There's literally nothing wrong with loitering if there's nothing going on. You don't murder someone for stealing the nuke, it's security's job to deal with them. You are way too angry for this game, really think you need a break dude.

>>152797397
Everyone in medbay has some salt powering them anon, not my fault, I hate faggot vox.

I also was given the snake back by some firesuit wearing guy in a bar, that's why ya see it back there, I couldn't give a shit if he did atmos if he was still a fag and after all that shite, he hugged me near the HoP office. That's just rubbing it in mate, vox already got a bad rep, he went forwards and niggered, so he got niggered back.Ain't taking a break, shits more fun when yer angry.

>>152797825
No, this is a request, please stop playing until you can control your anger, we don't need hippie tier players like you.

Here's an idea: Randomized starting AI lawset

>79% Asimov
>5% NT default
>5% Robocop
>5% Corporate
>5% Paladin
>1% Tyrant

>>152798241
We can't, admins wouldn't know who to ban since there isn't an uploader

and then the PR that added randomization would be reverted and all lawsets but asimov would be removed just to be safe

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2765
hogan was fine why'd they remove it

>>152798587
My vote goes against this but I really can't be assed to make an account on the forums as well when I already have a byond, wiki and github account to remember passwords for

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>>152798103
Hippie

You think Im Hippie for killing a niggering vox when I used to be a shitter incarnate. My first fucking round of spess, I got bwoinked for almost killing a clown to death in his own office over bolas and a banana. I sprayed welder fuel with fire extinguishers and watched it burn as chaplain cause I was bored as fuck and needed a excuse to fuck shit up somewhow in low pop. I ran several rounds as asistant just shocking people with stun gloves for the sake of it, not even being a murder psycho, just stuning everyone for no goddamn reason and fucking off. I killed several mommis back when because I though one was a monster or harmful mob, one because I though he was carrying the real nuke when it was the beer one, one because he was fucking rude.

You think Im bay for killing a asshead that wilingly accepted being treated a nigger by himself being a nigger, you are dead wrong. I was Hippie tier back when, to call me bay tier now is both straight up wrong and just insulting.

>>152798587
a memer ran around with the shard after having hogan uploaded and abused a bug to kill everyone from rads.
the guy that uploaded it got banned and badmins removed it because they thought it was too easily abusable.
i feel very much to blame, as i uploaded it as EL DEEP DANGER and started a chain of uploads round after round

>>152798587
Isn't Hogan something you have to make, I mean one human is there round start.

>>152798909
Tad tired, last sentence was meant to be hippie tier back when, to call me hippie tier now, blah blah blah.

>>152799048
Hogan has to be made with a circuit printer using a diamond.

How do you law 0 AIs? What gives them the syndie lawset? The hashtags and stuff are ion laws caused by what?

>>152752409
somebody tell me how does the 8th one becomes true

>>152799685
Hacked AI upload board.

>>152799685
The law 0 spot is reserved for Malf AI laws, hacked freeform modules, and random ion storm laws. The syndie lawset is gained by emagging the upload.

Why is Sue so cute? Do they do it on purpose?

New Lawset idea

>be somewaifu the crew can look up to and call cute

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I uploaded all this to the AI the other day after it got purged.

It didn't kill people when it was purged, and it didn't kill people with all these retarded laws uploaded either.

>>152799905
since it doesn't define what is and isn't "respectable", it basically gives the borgs 100% free reign to do whatever they want, in the name of trying to garner respect from the crew.
as an example, the ai could say that the crew obviously respects violence, since theyre always fighting and validhunting, so the ai acts violently by door crushing and sending borgs to harm and space people.

>>152800189
Bootyborgs when?

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>tfw you know the doctor who's treating you has all their antag roles turned off so you have nothing to worry about

>>152800223
As a borg, when I get purged I usually listen to the AI first, if there is none I am usually acting like a menace, anyone who looks at me wrong or attempts to harm me will drop dead.

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>>152800463
>tfw the doctor treating you is Reica Carter so you stock up on tables after you leave

>>152800584
I enjoy going full SHODAN as purged AI, but I like to just be innocent and protect/have fun with the crew as borg.

>>152800648
>doctor
>reica carter
>treat
>reica carter
>treat

Reica does shitty chem then fucks off to god knows where and claims she does her job, she doesn't treat jack shit