/owg/ - Overwatch General

Remove Hanzo from the game

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GUYS I FOUND A LEAKED PICTURE OF SOMBRA

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Sombra is giving me a raging clue right now

watch me get drunk and make a general fool out of myself

twitchdottv/daralon

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Satya Vaswani!

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You people have gone beyond cringy newfags. I miss the waifu posters at least their autism was from lack of sex and not all this other bullshit that screams sheltered

>>152831209
>>152831229
I hope she actually works for Talon and isn't just a gun-for-hire like Reaper is.

>>152831236
nice blog post

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D.VA

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>>152831209
comfiest map

>>152831252
>tfw hot indian girls in real life are bitches
>Symmetra is too

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Talon Song

>countdown is at 4%
I wonder if it will ever change. Not optimistic about it, though.

>>152831401
>>152831334
I want her to peg me.

>>152831252
>symmetra will never order you to strip
>symmetra will never chuckle at your small dick

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>get a 3k potg
>headshot a genji mid ult animation
>headshot a reaper ult
>headshot the opposing team's widow

windowlicker is a fun character :^)

>>152831451
pls seed

>>152831436
Holy shit Mercy has a tiny head

>mcree misses his stun, but it hits the ground near 90 degrees to your right

>full stun effect

ayyyyYyyy LAMOAOOOOOAFOSDOFADOFAO

when are they going to remove this faggot from the game

babbys first FPS hero

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>>152831375
We're all weeaboos now.

>>152830008
>wanting le tricky ARG

literally the most reddit fucking thing ever

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Fareeha is cute

>sit down as genji
>mercy sits down with me
:3c

>>152831358
They seem the same as every other girl ive met.
>flirt
>get them to talk about themselves
>ask a question about something they said
>ask out on date
>dont be a cringy pussy

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DBA ONLINE

GIT OWND

ㅋWㅋㅋ크WWWW크크크ㅋㅋㅋㅋWWWWWWWㅋㅋ크크크크크

>>152831479

I like outskilling Windowmemers with Ana.

>>152831695
>bodyshots
>outskill

lmao

>>152831574
At this point you should always and already assume every projectile is a large beachball or watermelon sized cube and act accordingly.

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post your latest get

>>152831470
>Symmetra
>Fordering you take your clothes
>But not taking off her own
Not symmetrical enough.
Besides she wouldn't laugh at it for being small, she would laugh at it for not being bent and ugly.

But not to worry, she would only touch a dick if it was symmetrical and "beautiful."

>>152831470
>Symmetra will never poo in a loo

>>152831574

>This Genji mayne

WHOA THERE

>>152831762

>I can get three bodyshots before you can get two or a headshot
>not outskilled

>>152831620
You bitch about the stupid ARG thing just like they do like a no life dumbass. Get a hobby or something you walking talking corpse

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>symmetra will never poo in your loo

>>152831762
>camping and headshots is the only measure of skill

>>152831910
She will never poo in any loo

>>152831813
he's an easy hero to play

>Soldier 76, Pharah and Mercy are literally Bastion-tier underpowered
>Even Junkrat, Mei, and pre-buff Hanzo are more viable
>Fuck Widowmaker

>>152831924

Widowmaker shouldn't camp.

>>152831862
ana should win 100% of the time if she take a widow unawares

>>152831229
I knnoww... Im having the biggest clue too..

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>>152831924
>getting camped by a Widowmaker

You deserve it, shitter

>>152832030
she camps until she kills someone or is spotted then hooks to a new camp spot, that or you play her on offense like a scrubby tool

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Who are your mains /owg/?

>Genji
>Ana
>Roadhog

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>>152831910

>>152831310
Probably does since she seems close to Reaper judging by his voice lines.

>>152831839
How did Ana get so short?

>>152832108

Widowmaker should win 100% of the time in a two way exchange of fire, but they often don't.

>>152831873
>make a post saying dragging out some dumb ARG is retarded
>LEL NO LIFE

nice assumptions, I'll be sure to use that argument anytime I see someone complain about something

>>152832019
>Even Junkrat, Mei, and pre-buff Hanzo are more viable

76 actually had higher usage stats than all of those, Mercy some of those, when the Ana PTR stuff went live. I don't know if things changed later but this line is an exaggeration and only applies to Pharah.

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>>152831762
>Jumping around like a tard, abusing Ana's fast scope time for quick low risk shots, and self healing with a grenade if you get hit
>Skill

So what the fuck happened with the timer shitstorm? It's stuck at 4% now?

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>>152832156
>Genji
>Lucio
>Rein

>>152832145

Shes literally better on offense than on defense as is. Shes still shit, but on defense

>One of the many sanic speeding ultra mobility heroes flanks her
>She dies instantly

At least on offense she can get picks from far away to help your team push in

>>152832259
yeah, nobody seems to know how to speed it up

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>>152832156
Soldier: 76, Ana and Winston are my favorites. I play Reindy sometimes when the team comp needs it.

I'm wanting to play comp S2, so that might change somewhat soon.

>>152832145

>not playing defence charas as ambushers

>>152832131
Speaking of camping who is the best hero to spawn camp with?

>>152832156
>McCree
>Zarya
>Reinhardt
But I've been playing McCree less and less, Genji deflect hitbox is too huge to reliably stun and headshot him

>>152832183
Age.

Death cums.....

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>>152832161

>>152832156
Zen
Zarya
Reinhardt

I'm sorry, did you want to have fun today? Not on my watch.

>>152832156
>Reaper
>76/McCree
>D.Va

>>152832156
Be honest, if you saw that out of the glimpse of your eye while walking anywhere during the night you'd be terrified.

Even worse, as it slowly lifts its head it lets out a high pitch screech.

Also I guess I like to play mcreeeeee, rein and lucio.

Hana Song can only be satisfied by huge magnum dongs

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>>152832394
protect his smile

>>152832305
I've been practicing Ana in the comp downtime and fell in love.
I've always liked Roadhog but I never practice him since he's already so stupid easy to play

>>152832190
not really. ana had a huge buff to her fire rate and can get off 3 shots before widow can get off two. if a widow misses a headshot on an ana duel the widow should die 100% of time unless the ana sucks.

>>152832156
>Genji
>Reinhardt
>MCreeeeeeeee

>>152832183
she grew a crooked back

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>>152832259
No, it's at 5% now

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>all the hanzos on PTR
All I wanted was to test out S76. But no, Hanzo's gotta ruin all the fun.

>>152832346

Tracer because you always have an easy quick getaway and kill people unawares really, really fast

Alternatively sneak to enemy spawn as hanzo then hide next to spawn

Then ult into enemys backs right as 2 or more come out, saw someone get potg like that the other day, was amazing

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PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE.
I AM GONNA BE SO FUCKING MAD.

>>152832156
Zen
Pharah
D.VA, Junk, or McCree if I need to counter something/am getting countered

>>152832156
>Lucio
>DVA
>Mei
>Soldier 76

>>152832435
You think he's just acting edgy because he wants to be loved by the kids like 76 but doesn't quite get them?

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>TFW 5%

>>152832259
can't wait for it to count down to another timer

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>>152831839
I've collected so many summer loot boxes, the original ones feel so lackluster now.

>>152832156
Mcree
Zarya
Lucio
Widow

>>152832474
Widowmaker is making a come back too. That hitbox buff isn't something to mess with.

>>152832529
It's not satire but it's not gonna happen tommorow either. I imagine they won't start retiring heros for a long long time.

>>152832529
He already addressed some sperg who freaked out on the forums about this and said it would never happen.

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>>152832145

>>152832296
>Shes literally better on offense than on defense as is. Shes still shit, but on defense

This desu. Picks are far more valuable on early points as offense. Staying alive is more important on early defense points due to the different spawn distances. WM is better at one of these things than the other.

Later defense points she's OK because you have the spawn advantage. However if the enemy team zergs you with support ults for the final point you're completely fucking useless.

>>152832529
Some faggot took what one of the devs said out of context and everyone freaked out.
They have confirmed, no, they will not be taking characters out of the game

>>152832156
You know, I never understood how Zoro's sword-in-mouth was supposed to work.

Seemed like more of a hindrance and both the anime and manga just do smash cuts involving the aftermath of him using all three instead of the process.

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>>152832156
Lucio
Soldier 76
Zenyatta

>>152831479
>Get potg
>randomly fire grenades onto cart
>kill an ulting reaper
>kill an ulting mcree
>taunt as a roadhog pushes me away with his ult
Trash Bandicoot takes skill

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>5%

>>152832529
Kaplan already made a blue post about it like an hour ago and said that's outdated and inaccurate and they're not doing it.

>>152832156
S76, Tracer, McSkill, DVa, Zarya, Zen, Ana.

>>152832529
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748714917?page=9#post-169

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>>152832473

>>152832646
I'll take the lime blueberry mister

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>yfw blizzard milks this sombra shit all the way to blizzcon

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>>152832156
>Roadhog
>Zarya
>Ana

>>152832561
He probably wasn't all bad before he became a zombie.

I mean, despite fighting in the same war, he was able to let bygones be bygones with the Omnics while Torbjorn couldn't.

>>152832529
>>152832620
Guys, they responded to backlash from this and retracted the statement, saying they won't retire anyone.

oops, what he said
>>152832642

>>152832658
Never watched or read One Piece but I imagine you would always be hitting the mouth sword with one of the swords in your hands.

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>>152832529
>>152832620
>>152832642
>>152832651
>>152832714
desu it was probably smart to leave the door open. If Blizz fucks up and releases a character that massively fucks the game and is a nightmare to balance I can see them being removed, and then reworked. I highly doubt Blizz would let the assets go to waste but they might be re-released so different that they can hardly be called the same hero.

>>152832646
Why the fuck are there 3 right facing widows and 4 left facing ones?

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>>152832156

Reinhardt
Junkrat
Hanzo

>>152832658
And luffy punches everything, even things made out of pure heat with little to no effort. Honestly its been noted in the series how dumb it actually is several times.

Oda just does what is cool and goes with it.

>>152832646
widowmaker is fucking great on 2nd point of 2 cp maps because spawns are so far away. 1 pick just ruins a push.

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>>152832850
Oh, that's good then.
Thanks for correcting the record, friendo

>>152832710
At least it doesn't grow 1% a day.

If it goes on like this, we should see it done in a week or so.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4zgjx7/_/

>>152832830
He actually has this line to say about Bastion and sometimes Zenyatta if he kills one.

>tin cans, a dime a dozen.

>>152831695
Outskilling with that broken hurtbox good shit

Hey guys.

5% guys.

I still want to die tho

>>152832906
The problem is that when you are playing against people with triple digit IQs people tend to boost in with a bunch of fucking ults and it's really hard to be useful in all the chaos. Only in lower skill games do people play the poke game for extended periods of time. I guess if your team thwarts a zerg rush and the enemy team has no ults you can really shine as the attacking team has to poke to get them back.

How do I make friends to play this game with? It seems impossible with how annoying, narcissistic, borderline, paranoid, psychotic, and bad at the game I am.

I just want someone who loves video games, anime, magick, memes, and me, me, where I don't cry-e. ;-;

>>152833006
Do we know how long it takes to increase by 1%

>>152831574
the explosion stuns you not the grenade projectile

>>152833006
Well you know what they say, sideways for attention, longways for results.

Do it.

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>>152832929

>>152832156
Zenytta, Lucio, Zarya, Soldier

>>152832658
Supposedly, Zoro's three-sword style is a joke on how useless two-sword styles are in reality. Two full sized weapons is something you really only see in fantasy or in performances.

>>152832929
>blizzard official
What?

>>152832916
it just gets annoying when this is brought up in every damn thread like it's some great travesty when it's not even gonna happen

>>152832156
Reaper\Soldier
Winston\Hog
Zenyatta\Lucio

Recently started picking up Rein, Zarya and Tracer. God I'm shit at Zarya, somebody help me

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>>152832929
>blizzard official

>>152832891
Because 7 is an odd number.

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>>152832929

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BLIZZARD JUST FUCKING POST SOMETHING WORTHWHILE ALREADY STOP FUCKING BEING LE CRYPTIC

>>152832204
Go outside into the sun lad and maybe get a gf so your life doesn't revolve around a video game. Shit is sad desu

>>152833072
it's incosestant first two were like 15 minutes 2-3 took around 2 hours and thirty minutes 3-4 took longer and it took about 4 hours for 4-5

How do you get good with Tracer

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>>152832929
>Blizzard Official

NO MORE

PLEASE

JUST RELEASE HER ALREADY

>>152833191
Then MAKE ONE FACING FUCKING TOWARDS THE CAMERA

>>152833230

Being able to track headshots.

>>152832929

Sombra's cute shitposts!

>>152832929
How do they know it's Blizz official? The account is 45 mins old. Is reddit in cahoots with Blizz?

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>Sombrafags right now

>>152832156
Reinhardt
Junkrat
Zenyatta

>>152832750

No they're just going to wait until we're halfway through the comp season and then release a brand new character, again, because they're fucking incompetent.

>>152833225
Don't tell me what to do cuckboi.

Lol bet you aren't even gay like the kool kids.

>>152832156
Roadhog
Junkrat
Mei

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>>152832270
You forgot your animation

New Rein skin when?

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>>152833324
>not pic related
she's setting a precedent for the most over hyped character right
>tfw she might as well not exist in the meta like most heroes

GIVE ME MY SNEAKY SNEAKS CHAMP ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>152833110
>>152833210
You guys give me hope for those guys on /r9k/. Its amazing how much you guys care about this stupid shit. Get a hobby lmao

>>152832929
>Blizzard Official
>amomentincrime just hit 5%

DEAR LORD

>>152832156
S76
Roadhog
Lucio
Pharah

>>152833461
Uh, once the new update goes live. Do you just not pay attention to the PTR at all?

hola muchachos que sucede

sombra aqui :^)

t. Blizzard Official 4chan Account

Did someone say, peanut butter?

>>152833230
Know where the health packs are, save at least one Blink or Rewind to get out of the fight.

Harass stragglers and backlines

If you keep doing the above, you'll amass Ultimate like crazy and if you keep using it throughout the match it'll drive the enemy team half-mad with anxiety

>>152833501
What's your hobby?

is genji nerf in official servers yet

>>152832929

Apparently fake.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4zgl03/test/

The flair can be user assigned.

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Are you ready for the eventual redemption arc?

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>>152833524
Thank you. Any retard can tag a post as "Blizzard official"

It's already been removed.

I can't believe all these retards got baited by a fucking redditor of all people.

>>152832270
>>152833420
What episode of spongeboy was this from again?

I remember something about patrick attempting to kill spongebob out of retardation again.

Turns out anyone can flair a post as "blizzard official"
Pack it up bois

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>>152833352
>gets btfo cus he cant wait for a video game character
>suckles blizzards tit while crying like a fat bitch about his new character not coming out fast enough
>goes full blown le random
This is why I love /vg/ 3/4th of you guys are from other websites and the rest is just waifu fags from /jp/

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>h-hey a-amelie i w-was wondering if you would like to go g-get coffee w-with me someday

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Definitely late but
>Lucioball
>Down 1-6 at 20 seconds left
>DON'T GIVE UP, WE CAN STILL WIN THIS

>>152833517
I want to know when that update hits.
Also, no.

>>152833716
we're gonna need a bigger mech

>>152833517
I have no idea what that means.

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>>152832646
>getting raped by flankers
>team asks our attack Widow to switch
>tells us she has gold eliminations
You don't want to be this type of Widowmaker (or player in general). We can't do shit with your picks if we can't get two steps out of spawn.

If you have gold eliminations, make sure you're killing the right people at the right time.

>>152833684
SpongeBob went to live in the wild with the jellyfish and Patrick got so lonely he decided he needed to "capture" him so he could keep him forever as a trophy.

>>152833684
Spongebob went to live with the jellyfish and Patrick tries to catch him with a net.

>>152833684
Spongebob wants to live as a jellyfish and abandon his friends, Patrick tries to keep him with a net and keep him in a jar.

How do I git gud with Zarya? Somehow I always struggle to have more than 50 energy.
Gimme pro tips

>>152833836
>Widowmaker on Offense

Every fucking time. Why can't they understand how unhelpful that character is in these scenarios?

>>152833716
jesus fuck

>Play PTR comp
>Play with the same 20 guys over and over again
This shit is getting boring. If I get the good guys among them I win, if I get the shitty ones I lose.

>>152833861
>>152833873
>>152833908
I'm surprised this general knows so much about SpongeBob.

>>152833716
Not bad craftsmanship. I've seen way worse.

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>>152832156

>D.va
>Symmetra
>Mercy
>Mei

Typing these out made me realize I am quite the big fag.

I LEFT FOR 1 FUCKING HOUR AND SOMBRA IS AT 5%
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE GET A HOLD OF ME
WE ARE SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT

>>152833586

>yfw le science ape gets a peanut butter emote on PTR

>>152833936
widowmaker is statistically better on offense than she is on defense

>>152833768
>what is google

>>152833657
Why don't they have any lighting in that ship/plane

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>>152831605
I'm not a newfag anymore...

>>152833959
Seasons 1-3 are basically ingrained in most of our heads since that's what we grew up with (and is also the "golden era" but thats a discussion for /co/)

>>152834027
It only took 5 hours

>>152833768
>>152833794
On the Public Test Region, which has the new map and different new balance updates, there's also two new skins for Reinhardt based off the leader of the Crusaders

>>152833650
>anyone can tick a box and make any opening post appear to be an official post from Blizzard

Bravo reddit

>>152834064
Reaper is sleeping

>>152833923
Develop a rhythm with your shields so that you're not out of any one of them for too long.

Make sure you're fully reloaded before you Ult so you can bomb the bunched together baddies like crazy.

Your personal shield has a limit to the damage it can take, so you should either use it to eat an Ultimate or to oppress 1-2 people at a time.

Punching is a valid option. So's jumping around.

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>>152834064
Talon likes to keep things nice and dark

I want to cuddle with Amélie in bed.

>>152834064
Talon likes to be dramatic

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>>152833059
Overwatch is usually premades and people who are only there to play.

I'm always looking for friends though.

>>152833959
Old spongebob was actually really good.

>>152833936
Widow on Offense is actually good though

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>>152833650
>you can flag yourself as a Blizzard employee without any form of confirmation

>>152834009
What's wrong with liking girls?

>>152834072
>getting to sit on 76's crotch

Lucky bitch.

>>152833936
Attack Widow can work, but as I said, you need to kill the right people at the right time. Get a high value pick, then push in with the team.

Yes. With. You have to come too.

>teammate does something dumb
>you tell him to cut it out
>"lmao its just qp kid chill out ;)"

How do you reply? I literally can't think of a way to answer without sounding like an autistic tryhard.

>>152832658
That's not as bad as killer Bee using eight swords.

>>152834179
If they were willing to send that thing to extract her so close to the assassination spot, why not just firebomb the monk?

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>5%
>with each percent next percent comes even slower than the previous one.
Fuck this im going to bed.

>>152834341
"i'll fucking kill you irl"

>>152833762
>can score a goal in ~4 seconds
>you have 20 seconds
He's not wrong.

>>152832156
>Widow
>Soldier 76
>Tracer
>Memehog

>>152834341
>How do you reply? I literally can't think of a way to answer without sounding like an autistic tryhard.
you know most people know nothing of tier lists right? They know nothing of comps, they know nothing of counters. They just want to play the quirky shooting game, and then some sperg comes in telling everyone to switch to different characters HE wants them to play and not explaining himself at all.

>>152834253
>>152834126
As far as I know, no Blizzard employees post there themselves
The flair is to denote reposts of official word from Blizzard (patch notes, blue posts etc)

>>152834143
The main problem for me is that I always end up on the wrong end of the map and either get stomped hard, or my team gets stomped hard. Also, nobody and I mean literally nofuckingbody shoots my shields ever. The only chance I can get my charge is if enemy has trashmouse or hog, so I can shield the hooked one.
And yet somehow enemy zarya rolls out of spawn with 100 charge.

I really don't get it.

>>152834072
>>152834286
>>152831605
>Jack has to hide out in Korea with some of D.Va's gamer pals
>one of them sees his jacket
>"So, are you like, a Fallout fanboy or something?"

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>>152834072

>>152834296
Any particular maps where Widow shines on attack?

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>>152832156
Ana, 76, and Mccreeeeeeee

>>152833861
>>152833873
>>152833908
Oh right.

Now I remember, man good times. its the way he looks sad about it that always gets me.

Holy Fuck sombra when
I need stealth champ to instalock

Check your 6!

>>152834401
Maybe when you wake up it will be at 6%. Unlikely though

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>>152834532
>Boob nipple showing'
Aw shit... Now hotpockets have an excuse to ruin the comfy pic.

>>152834581
ok thanks

>>152834374
Probably to guarantee that the monk died. That and maybe they also didn't want any civilian casualties.

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>>152834072
>"So I see someone is having a late mid life crisis.."

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post yfw Sombra is a defense hero

>>152833716
>Literally looks NOTHING like Reinhart.
>D.ndu
>Flabby shirtless Junkrat
>Mercy chubby A
I'd hard breed the Mercy but jesus christ that's a mess

>>152832602
>widowmaker is projectile
lol

>>152832156
>Zarya
>Lucio
>Zenyatta

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Should I be happy?

Went 5-5, lost 2 games due to people literally throwing because they weren't allowed to play hanzo and a third because I had a BR reaper main who thought it worked well against 4 long range DPS heroes on gibraltar.

>>152834703
It's not even a full nip

>>152833716
NERF THIS

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>>152834523
Rt. 66, Anubis, Gibraltar, Hollywood, Kings Row

Numbani and Dorado situationally

I generally switch off during the last point/section because without spawn advantage your picks aren't nearly powerful enough to justify having her on the team, but it also depends on the enemy comp and how I'm playing that game.

WAT GOLD WEAPONS SHOULD I GET????????????????????????????????

>>152833326
are you me?

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Hana Song!

http://rule34hentai.net/image/179512

>>152834781
>d.ndu
topkek

well that was the shortest tilt ever. am i growing up?

>>152834781
You don't really need to look exactly like the character you want to cosplay as.

I agree he's lacking a white wig and a scar, though.

>>152834523
Not in particular. Points with limited options around a Reinhardt shield are tough, but if you're busting the barrier with the rest of your team that shouldn't be a problem. You could argue that point with long visibility like final point Gibraltar are good, but that comes with the cost of you being miles from touching the objective.

>>152834835
Roughly mid 60's season 1 SR so yeah that's pretty good desu.

My placements were such a fucking nightmare I got put in mid plat but on the plus side I can solo carry games as Rein because everyone is so shit.

>>152834848
They don't give a fuck.

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>>152834764
>mfw Sombra is another support hero

>>152832156
>Reaper
>Zen
>Zarya
>Sym

It is what it is.

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>>152832706
>Trash Bandicoot
Haven't heard that sobriquet for Rubbishrodent before.

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>>152832156
>Symmetra
>Rein
>Roadhog
>Tracer
>Zenyatta
>76

I don't "main". Maining is dumb. I have heroes I prefer to play based on the map, mode, and what I need to do.

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>>152834835
It's good. I got 3025.

>>152833657
She's already breaking the conditioning.
Redemption for her is inevitable. Kinda like how Sombra is essentially a nerdy Reaper fangirl.

>>152831681
Enjoying the friendzone, faggot?

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>>152833959
I'm NOT surprised. 4chan was infested by millennials a long time ago already.

>>152834994
>another support hero who can't heal

>>152835029
>>152834976

I sorely misjudged how mature people would be on the PTR, I swear it wasn't this bad the first time around. It boggles my mind how someone would throw a game of ranked simply because he didn't get his hero pick, it's so silly I can't even think up something to say about it.

if Sombra can stealth/stealth others, won't she get hard countered by Mei?

>pyro vs spy

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>>152832706
>Trash Bandicoot

I fucking love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5W0n-5UA8w

look what I happened upon

>>152834505
>And yet somehow enemy zarya rolls out of spawn with 100 charge.

They don't. You see, Zarya might look like a tasty statuesque package of Russian muscle and hair dye, but she's all about the mind games. You gotta strafe, you gotta steal those health packs, you gotta be in the midst of your team helping them melt their enemies, you gotta make the opposing side think you're invincible. And when they get the courage actually attack you, you bring out your shield and make them scatter.

Also, tell your group to stick together and when it comes to getting stomped, remember, a few opponents will back off when they see your shield is up, but if you're trying to take on the entire enemy faction, they'll just blitz you with everything to break it and fry you in a flash before you get a chance to use that %charge of yours to any real effect.

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>>152834764
> mfw Sombra is a tank hero

>>152831862
Not if i headshot you :^)

>>152831206
I played as Hanzo a couple hours ago and I cancelled both McCree and Soldier's ults in one life.

I like this chin chong.

Im still not seeing 76 being played in his buffed state over McCree

Why waste time and effort having to land 25 rounds on an enemy and deal with bloom when you could just land 6 with mccree and deal with no bloom? An entire clip with both heroes deals very similar damage

And then McCree's ult deals out its damage a lot quicker than 76 because 76 still can only hit one target at a time

And then there's flashbang, which completely and utterly outclasses biotic field

Helix rockets is all 76 has going for him and even then the travel time lets it down

Have you lost something?

Why do I have to hold your hand? They thought they were better than this?

blzgdapiproaakamaihdnetmediacreenshot 5552E494 78B3 4CE9 ACF6 EF8208F913CFjpg

https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/hero/reaper/ability-death-blossom/video-ability.webm

So I know that blizzard post was bullshit, but here are the base lines anyways since i'm bored and sad

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>>152835247
>Stealth tank

>>152835070
>le millennials
Friendly reminder anyone born after 1980 is a millennial you stupid fuck

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>>152835197
People on the PTR are fucking idiots. Not to mention the games are never balanced (6 diamonds x 6 diamonds) because there aren't enough people playing it.
Also, I keep getting matched with the same guys, which fucking sucks.

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>>152835334

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>>152832706
>Trash Bandicoot

Jesus christ it's perfect

>>152834863
None

Friendly reminer that the lead writer likes Genji/Mercy and the Pharmercyfags are on suicide watch.

>>152835229
>that Hanzo and Genji treat

That's racist.

>>152835448
>porn has to be canon
no

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>>152835448
>shipping

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I really don't give a shit about Sombra anymore, where's the map? Where are my taunts?

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>>152835246
>mfw I see a Zarya
>mfw I plug her a couple of times
>mfw she bubbles
>mfw I wait then kill her afterwards
It's so easy man. I used to fear her, but not anymore. I worry more about Hogs and Reins now.

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If you're reading this, I hate you.

>>152835552
I never gave a shit about Sombra, I just want my squatting Reaper.

>>152832462
>impkying i need to wait for 100% charge on wm

Nice theory, frend

>>152835448
>Genji having reproductive organs
kek, for all we know he's just a head

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>>152835448
Here's your sourceless (You)

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>>152835610
Good

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Sombra porn is already out

>>152835552
Sept 6

>>152835514
>porn
Unless you think some cuddly fanart is such

I can't wait for all the heroes to be retired so we can only play sombra

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>>152835552
When it's ready

I wish health regenerated on allies by Symmetra's shield ability was recorded and displayed as "Healing done"

I feel like people would appreciate Symmetra's impact a lot more if they could see how much work it was actually doing

The shield should be a bit stronger too, but if 50 is too much, whats a good spot for it? 35?

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>>152835610
Fuck you too, slut.

Just kidding. You're all wonderful people, and I hope your next match goes well.

Go fuck yourself, Kaplan

>>152835662
>>152832462
To be precise you only need 66% charge to one shot headshot a 200 hp champ.

>>152835361
Millennials were born in the 90s. The thing is, they are too young to really remember life on the wrongside of the millennium.

>>152835229
That's pretty cute, but I wonder why so much effort was put into animating such a lame script.

>>152835740
So... brawl mode?

>>152835681
>sourceless
https://twitter.com/westofhouse/status/768241942605860865

>>152835679
Worked out for Raiden.

I remember that excited feeling I had when I woke up expecting some cool Sombra reveal or trailer.

Now I'm bitter and tired

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>Ult as Reaper
>Quintuple kill
>HEROES NEVER DIE!

Mercy was made for thick BBCs.

You know, I love Ana and everything, but everytime someone picks her I cannot shake off the feeling we're pretty much playing without support. I just outhealed our Ana three times in a row as S76 and I really didn't saw a single good sleep dart.

Maybe I just care too much about shitty QP player perfomances, but I don't want this to translate to comp mode.

>>152835825
>Millennials were born in the 90s.
Listen to this Millennial over here

https://youtu.be/ViVP97KtBnc?t=12m29s

Shocking footage of Sombra making progress on her upload

>>152835880
You'd actually hear "Helden sterben nicht"

guys did sombra happen

>Have you lost something?
>Why do i have to take you by the hand? I thought/you thought you were better than that

>>152835849
Doesn't excuse your lack of source in the initial post famalamborghini.

>>152835880
Why are you mad that your mercy ulted?

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>>152835880
>not waiting for her rez THEN killing everyone
Laugh at this fool

>>152835332
I tried to decode the third URL but it's too scrambled. I can only make it as far as blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/media/screenshot/ then I'm at a loss. I know it ends in .jpg, but that's about it.

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>>152835908
>>>reddit.com/r/cuckold

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>>152835978
she still hasn't made it pass the firewall

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>>152835917
>It's a "guy from your team picks Ana on KotH" episode

>>152835917

QP anas are nearly always garbage, focusing more on sniping the enemy than actually healing

In ranked anas tended to be god tier healers because they were intent on showing they deserved the spot over lucio/zen

>>152835908
What the fuck do Black and Blue Cactus' have to do with anything?

>>152835917
sleep darts take some practice
she can be an excellent healer but it's mostly limited to maps where she has nice long sight lines
aside from the occasional grenade she's generally not great for clutch healing

>>152835880
That's why you should focus mercy first at all times, my angsty friend!

Imp > Devil
Prove me wrong

>>152835782
25 for squishies, 50 for tanks

>>152835978
Nothing happened, but we got NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OXGvvL0Hc

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>>152834781
>D.ndu

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>>152835849
HE CAN'T STOP US

>>152831436
Is Mercy's butt actually shaped like that in game?

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>>152834781
>D.ndu

>>152834852
>>152834960
Fair enough, I'm still fairy hesitant to use her on attack but I'll give it the occasional shot

>>152835938
I'm not a millennial even by your definition, since I was born in 1979. (And it's also so funny that you try to dodge the title. Kinda like hipsters.)

>>152834896
slack jawing on nigger dick the fate of all women

>>152836142
Any other skin is better than Imp or Devil, so it really doesn't matter

>>152836186
Starting at :24 would make a good hitsound.

>tfw no custom hitsounds

>>152835849
>lead story guy too busy shipping instead of thinking how stupid it is to have tracer age normally

Can't say I'm surprised.

>>152835978
No, she's using mexican internet

>>152832529
cite

>>152836142
Sigrun > Valkyrie >>>>>> Imp/Devil

>>152836004
>You have no source!
>post source
>You should've posted it from the get go!

>>152836214
>Liking Pharah in any form.
See there's your problem. Her mother is more interesting than her.

>>152836247
It is, but the buttflap gets in the way

>>152836249
Get that meme waifu out of here.

>>152836353
sigrun>devil>valk>imp

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>>152832156
>Tracer
>Zarya
>Widowmaker

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>>152836252
Just go into QP, pick the smugberry, and have fun memeing on shitters with best gal.

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>>152836247

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>>152836318
>Your hammer and gun will never CLANG

>Volskaya industries
>attack
>pick genji because haven't played him much and want to see how bad I am
>flank and solo cap first objective
>we don't cap the second objective on 5 minutes
>our Zarya "wow ur shit genji"
>">still have a gold from objective time"
>they fuck off
/blog

>>152836142
but you are right

Alesombra?

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Anybody got some good D.vaMercy?

>>152836469
Smugberry looks kinda pissed.