Dead by Daylight General

>Playing Nurse
>Four Megs join the lobby

Time to use that ebony mori.

>>152749707
Actual patch notes from yesterday

BALANCE
Adjusted attack and hit detection zone for slashers
Hide Survivor information UI bubbles indicating Name, Level & Rank in Public Lobbies
BUG FIXES
Fixed an issue which caused all Perk & Add-Ons revealing survivor outlines to not work at all
Fixed an issue which caused the survivor hair to be visible over generator outlines
Fixed an issue which made it impossible to remove some equipped prestige parts for the Nurse
Fixed an issue which made it possible a killer to attack or interrupt through some walls
Fixed an issue which made it possible for the Hillbilly to run infinitely against a collision and accumulate points
Fixed an issue which made it possible for the Nurse to interrupt, pick up or interact during the blink stun period
Fixed an issue which made it possible to lunge attack without looking at the target

>>152749707
Ching Chong Bing Bong Be-gone

At Least last time i got over 7k.

>>152749910
They had better let survivors at least see their team's information.

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>get matched against AngryPug and presumably his friends on Asylum
>they abuse the fuck out of the infinite
>disarm any traps I put there as soon as I leave
>hit Pug once as the last gen is done
>chase him to the gate
>down him just as he's passing through it
>take him to a hook right by the exit
>his buddies try to bodyblock the hook
>get him on it anyway
>just stare him down until he dies while the others keep running around me
>check his stream
>he yelled at his teammates for not bodyblocking properly
>his chat called me a bitch for bodyblocking the hook after he JUST had his teammates try to bodyblock it
>I still pipped because of all the hunting points from the others trying to unhook him

>>152749995
Doing God's work.

>>152749995
not sure what's worse, twitch memers themselves or their fanatical parroting cult followers

>>152750126
Both are equally vile.

It's a real shame they hide the names now. Now I can't specifically target Twitchfags.

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>Exit door to the left
>99% generator in the middle
>Visible hatch to the right
>Full health hooked Dwight as a distraction
>Does nothing for my entire hook duration until the crows spawn

It's not hard being a survivor

how do i git gud at survivor?

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>>152749995
Also:
angrypug_/v/85340410

Starts around 2:12:00.

>>152750828
Those weren't his friends. He was playing solo. The fucking manchild was yelling at people who can't even hear him infront of hundreds of viewers.

And holy fuck, he teabags, infinijukes and uses the cancer trinity of perks.

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>>152750828

>I loved Suicide Squad

I'm glad you killed him in the way that you did

I don't get the hate for twitch streamers. I didn't even know this was popular on twitch until I started briwsing this thread. I don't think they effect the game and they just lure more people into buying the game.

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Top Kek

>>152751338
Depends on the streamer. People like Pug are fucking cancer. TrU3's pretty cool though.

>>152751338
If you're narcissistic enough to stream yourself playing videogames, to even make a job out of it, then you're cancer. Everything else wrong with streamers is just gravy.

>>152750828

>Claudette is working on a gen
>Hears Trapper coming
>Runs for the exit that the cuck is also running towards to
>"WOW! WAY TO ALMOST GET ME KILLED FUCK NUT!"

>>152750730
Level up to get the good perks.

Learn all the map layouts, where the generators tend to be, where the jukepoints are.

Don't break hooks, it's fucking useless.

Try to pair up with someone for rapid generator repair. Follow them around.

Space out your generator repair, and repair generators to 99% instead of finishing them. You may even want to explode them when they are nearly finished to shut them off, preventing the killer from knowing their progress and drawing him away from your teammates.

Fix generators strategically. Don't let the last 3 generators be anywhere near each other.
Preferably have two of them be on opposite sides of the map.

Develop a knack for knowing when your team isn't going to make it. In such a situation you want to simply let them die rather than try to save that last guy, and go for a hatch escape.

Alright so despite it saying "Catch 6 survivors using blink", it's actually just a blink attack.

What incredibly shitty wording.

>>152751449
It's not even narcissistic. It's juat good business sense if you're one of the few guys to rake in 6 figures or more each year. I don't watch streamers because I hate watching over playing, but if they help keep the game alive I'm fine with them.

>>152751762
Cheers

I'm running Sprint Burst, Self-care, Calm Spirit and Iron Will. Considering replacing Self-care since it doesn't do anything a medkit can't. Other than Spine Chill, what would you recommend?

>>152751762
>Don't break hooks, it's fucking useless.
>Try to pair up with someone for rapid generator repair. Follow them around.
t.Killer

>>152751994
Empathy

>>152752000
It's good advice. Breaking hooks does nothing unless the killer lacks Iron Grasp, in which case he probably has shit perks in general, is low level, and not a huge threat.

Two people can repair a generator to full in like 30 seconds or less, whereas it takes forever to repair a generator by yourself.

Two pairs working together is far more dangerous than four survivors on their own, because once you make contact with one of the pairs and start chasing, the other pair can run around like madman popping every gen quickly, even faster if the third guy finds them.

>>152752093
I don't find much use for Empathy. Almost everyone runs Self-care, and most people if wounded end up getting downed shortly thereafter. All Empathy really does is tell me if the killer is on the other side of the map, but if he's actively engaged in a chase it's pretty easy to repair gens and hide with or without that information.

>>152752121
Two survivors fix a generator at 2x the rate of one survivor fixing a generator. Two survivors both being scared away from a generator by a killer fix a generator at the speed of one survivor being scared away from a generator by a killer. If every survivor worked on one generator solo, you could finish them all in 3/4 minutes and none of you would have any trouble.

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>want to go all out but still challenge myself
>decide to try to get from where I am now (rank 5) to rank 1 without hooking people
>Distressing, Unrelenting, Enduring, and Spies
>really fun build that never lets the survivors relax
>just pretend I'm retarded when I pick them up, though get close to hooks sometimes
>got about 4 pips, actually really interesting to throw the idea of hooks out the window

>just get called a point farmer most of the time
well that's one challenge idea out the window
guess I'll just noperk

>>152752282
The game flows in such a way that the survivors have the initial advantage and it's up to the killer to fix that by downing someone as quickly as possible and putting a stop to them. If you have two pairs repairing generators, you'll have two gens popped before the killer even discovers anyone, and then they can rapidly pop the others and get out quickly.

If you have multiple gens powered to 50% and then the killer manages to down someone and then bait and capture the other, you now have two guys who have to power all the gens with only a bit of a head start.

>>152750828
It's not at 2:12:00

>>152752439
By that logic, if you have four survivors fixing generators, you'll have four generators done before the killer finds anyone.

What's a good handicap for a 3 survivor game?

>>152750828
>>152752867
Sorry, 2:21:00.

>sabotage daily
I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry, Jason.

>>152752876
You will, but the killer will find someone, he'll lead the killer to another generator someone is working on, and another, and another, and everyone gets spooked and the progress slows down.

Rushing several generators in different parts of the map as quickly as possible is more important than accumulating progress on far more generators, because once one guy is removed from play your progress slows down significantly.

If the survivor manages to juke the killer for 5 minutes, then sure, everyone repairing separately would be better than pairs, but that's not worth the risk.

Also pairs are more able to pull off pallet/flashlight rescues.

>>152753354
>>152752876
But wait, no, you won't have 4 generators done in that time because it doesn't take that long for the killer to cross the map.

Survivors tend to avoid repairing the first generator they see, instead waiting for the killer to check that generator and then leave. If they do it properly, which they tend to do, the killer can't find someone working on a generator until around half a minute after they've started it. With pairs that's all you need.

>>152753354
thats retarded

Disarmed trap still snapped me. Haven't had that happen in awhile.

Rank 11, when do I start hitting tactical survival squads that are probably military level?

>>152753426
>>152753354
I don't know why it's unreasonable to assume that the survivors can competently complete generators without being murdered within the first minute of the game, but it's totally fine to assume the first thing a survivor will do when found is beeline into every single teammate.

As long as you're not up against the fucking nurse, or in the middle of the farm, you should be able to juke the killer for at least a minute or two before getting hooked. It takes 90 seconds to fix a generator from nothing if you get 0 skill checks.

>>152753586
It's totally random, rank isn't used for matchmaking purposes. You'll eventually just go against memeperk SWF squads.

>tfw running thanataphobia 3, rusted chain, and grisly chain

might as well get comfy survivors, you'll be here a while

>>152753590
>you should be able to juke the killer for at least a minute or two before getting hooked.
Not necessarily. Most chases start from a position of stealth with the killer attacking the survivor while he is exposed and thinks he is hidden until the killer is right on top of him and there's no where to run.

>>152753687
If you even manage to him me.
I've gotten quite good at fucking with all the killers now.

>>152753827
That's why I don't like Hillbilly so much. I can down any juking, teabagging shitter with the hammer, but it's not happening with the chainsaw unless I use addons. Why play Billy if I can't chainsaw people?

>>152753736
I should should. I can't account for fucking level 1 rank 20 dwight getting caught while buttfucking himself on a flashlight. If I can't assume my survivors are going to be competent enough to have an escape plan then I sure as fuck can't expect them to complete a generator without blowing it up. Thus making this pointless.

>>152753827
don't worry, i'll hit your friends

>>152754118
>I should should.
I meant said should.

https://clips.twitch.
tv/themaggot420/RelievedCockroachUleetBackup

clip of a buddy of mine administering some chemo to a cancer pustule

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>get stuck clipped into the pallet
What is this bathesda level of fuckery?

>>152753991
Chainsaws are scary.

>>152754153
I'll unhook them.

>>152754274
I tend to drag people to the basement, leave just long enough for someone to go in to perform a rescue, and then cut them off before they can go up the stairs. They're rarely smart enough to charge me at once, especially if I alternate between chainsaw revving and looking like I'm going to hit them normally. I end up downing both of them half the time.

The great thing about it is that it doesn't matter how good you are in that situation if the other guy doesn't charge at the exact same time you do.

>>152754347
Yeah, that situation would fuck us hard.

>>152754347
>>152754441
Now kiss

>>152754441
It's my main strategy as Hillbilly and responsible for half of my wins.

Never go for the best players first - they don't repair much faster than the worst ones. You should always go after the easy prey and use them as bait to catch the bigger fish. And if you're playing as Billy you might get to keep both.

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>>152754252
It's okay.

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>Get very rare addon to put victims trapped victims in dying state
>go piss
>come back
>entire team of 20 level 1s dying

>>152755325
If this is true that's very impressive. It means they all bumbled into traps while making their way to their teammates to heal them.

>>152755406
all my practice playing techies in dota 2 paid off

Third perk slot for trapper, can't decide if I want Insidious 1, Spies 1, or Deerstalker 1.

I don't usually leave people down too often to make use of such a low deerstalker rank. Not like I'm playing Billy. Spies seems like the obvious choice but it's not a high enough rank.

Insidious is a wildcard and you never know when it'll come in handy, you know?

>>152756195
Insidious is honestly pretty shit.
Sure, you'll occasionally get lucky and people will blunder into you, but you'll just waste valuable time with it more often than not. Even more so on trapper, where you could be positioning beartraps in that time.

>>152756385
Well those are still my best options, sadly.

If Whispers wasn't FUCKING BUGGED STILL I'd use that but nope! Literally can't get that perk to ever work properly!

Gate is open right next to the hooked person and they expect me not to hard camp them. What the fuck is wrong with you survivor fags?

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>4 people bleeding
>mfw looking for dying people is a chore

>3 toolbox game
Oh the gloves are off now.

If you see a bloody Nea get your Mori ready.

>>152757797
If you see bloody anyone get your mori ready.

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The hatch was a mistake.

>>152757126
>host as Billy
>3 toolbox team went to work on the hooks as expected
>patrol hooks instead of gens unless I hear them working on it
>chase one towards the basement area and down him there
>his friends turn up close to the building one after another trying to be heroes, hooked them up too
>one last guy decided to run for the hatch, probably went to the furthest part of the map looking for it
>guessed right, down him there and drag him all the way close to the basement with no real chance of hooking
>squirmed away, down him again, sacrificed last guy
>get called a hacker with all hooks destroyed and knowing where the last guy was, "recorded a vid" to prove it
>only had Distressing as my perk and no add-ons

What a bunch of babbies, no wonder these folks would resort to hacking if they can't win. Wish I had taken a screenshot of the salt.

>>152759118
>nurse cancer
>complains

>>152759858
>touch one gen
>touch the other right next to it in the corner of the map of the farm
>wraith comes to the second gen
>goes straight for the locker, then behind my tree
yeah sure.

>>152760751
Y'know 'behind a tree' is a REALLY common spot to hide, so a killer who knows how survivors think would look there, especially if it's in the map corner.

>>152760818
I agree.
She walked through one generetor and straight to me. I'm actually 100% that was walls and she just tried to "play it off".

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Ranking up in this game is like flying towards a massive star.

You want to do it for some reason that you're not so sure about, other than just wanting to do it. At the start it's great, the kind of things you learn as you get closer blows you away, but as you approach, it gets worse and worse, but you also accelerate, partly from the gravity and partly because you just want to end it.

god damnit I got through 20-14 faster then I did going from 5 to 4 tonight

>>152760881
The wraith is a man.

>>152760751
>>152760818
>>152760881
Sometimes the game is buggy/bad at generating assets that are far away and it lets you essentially see through them. A good example of this is on Blood Lodge, where you can sometimes see survivors "floating" on the cabin deck with the gen if you're far enough away.

>>152760328
The Nurse honesty sucks. I never have problem with her when I play survivor. Not my fault you only play one side and don't understand how weak she is.

So... are people going to be dodging prestiged characters now or is the lobby locking implemented in a way to prevent that?

>>152761485
rank 1 survivor and killer here. You don't know shit.

>>152761485
Maybe the nurse's you play have their monitors off.

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>>152761485
>people run in a straight line
>throw barriers
>hacker

>mfw every time

>>152762259
Pretty sure I do

>>152762183
There's 15 minute cooldown if you leave

>>152762463
You have made it abundantly clear you don't.

>>152762567
Pretty sure I do

tfw you die to a killer whose steam profile is cringey fursona shit.

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Alright, finally figured out what this is. I've always thought it was a missplaced light for the hatch, but turns out it's the Glass Bead addon for the map that just lets you put down something like this. The only question left here is if the killer can see it...?

>>152763159
no. that would be retarded.
Your teammates can though.

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>>152763313

Feels like the only reliable use would be to mark the hatch spawn, however you need 2 gens before that even shows up. Feels like a waste of a nice feature considering you need to have a map, the glass bead and also stumble upon the hatch in that small remaining timeframe.

Nurse is op. Circling around pallets all day doesn't work :(

Remember to put the Steam group on OP next time. http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dbdgeneral

yo realtalk, prevent people from farming points as the nurse by just dropping people repeatedly and swatting them. Specifically the nurse because you literally can't escape.

>>152765113
I mean you can do that with trapper if you set up the diagonal traps.

>>152765190
yes but nurse can just stand still repeatedly dropping you until you fall off her shoulder, and then swat you. There is 0 way you can escape her.

At least the trapper needs a stupid setup and would have to constantly reset it.

>>152764704
Is this "sarcasm"? She's op because yeah, you can't use your only way to escape the killer against her.

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>chat: guys do what you're supposed to do thx
>chat: no thx
>chat: kk see you nopip
>game starts
>I'm the only one to make it out alive through the hatch and nobody pipped not even killer
Phew, sure smells like shitter in here

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>3 succd, 0 gens repaired
>last one does nothing, search for him for like 10 minutes
>SNAP
God I love traps.

There are now 2 threads up because whatever retard made this one forgot to include /dbdg/ so I didn't see it in the catalog.

Just use it when this one dies

>>152767965

>>152749990
They don't; I think that's the only way its fair.

In the past, killers used to decide whether or not they'd bring rare addons, offerings, etc based on the ranks of the Survivors; now they no longer can.

Survivors could never see the killer's rank/level so they would base their addon/offering decisions, often enough, on the ranks of their fellow survivors. Now they can't either.

CHING CHONG BING BONG BE-GONE

>>152753661
>rank isn't used for matchmaking purposes

Why do people keep saying this? When I wasa a rank 15-20 killer I got full parties of 19s and 20s all the time.

I hit rank 5 at least 10-15 hours of killer play ago, and since then I haven't had a single survivor in my lobby with a worse rank than 11.

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>>152769247

I have mixed feelings about the nurse. I like how she can shut down infinites and wish she was playable back in the magic school bus days.

On the other hand I don't like how she can make pallets and windows mostly irrelevant through well timed blinks. It takes out some of the mindgames because it becomes more "how good is this particular nurse at blinking". Most of the advice on how to dodge the nurse seems terrible. Suggestions of running towards the killer or around a tree forget that I don't have to blink and can just run up to you and smack you. The nurse is still notably faster than the survivors. I cannot think of any good advice to give people on how to dodge blinks because at times it can seem random and its so dependent on how good the nurse is.

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It's one those game again.

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Some of these hatch spawns... it's not that I don't see the point of one spawning in front of the exit gates, but rather that I'd never look for one right in front of the gate if I was left alone with the killer and 2 closed exits.

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I think we've fucked up just a little bit...

tfw I wanted to use a medkit on a downed dwight

Should I make a webm how this disaster came to be?

>>152749995
man how can anyone watch that insufferable moron
his voice is cancer

>>152772190
Yes

>>152751338

Anonymous hates Twitch streamers because they're the opposite of 4chan's "Anonymous" mentality and hating something different than you makes it easy to avoid confronting your own inadequacies.

Independently of that, though, AngryPug is just an utter shitbag. He blames everyone else for his own mistakes and exhibits appalling sportsmanship when things are going his way.

>>152774281
Which DBD streamer are you subbed to?

>>152774281
shillroo is that you?

>>152769507
I think it tries to match you with people your rank and if there aren't enough it gives you people from different ranks, so this causes people to think it has no effect at all. I haven't played since the new update, but I'm a rank 18 killer and I've only gotten people from different brackets after ~10 minute queues.

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>>152772190
>>152773406

HQ+sound+extended : https://my.mixtape.moe/ofsnqy.webm

I noticed it did give me a heal with medkit prompt initially on the dwight, but still those close quarters and dumb plays...

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>>152774472
I watch KingDime but that's because he's a pretty chill DOOM speedrunner who happens to be bretty good at DbD.

>>152774787
I bet that killer got a little hard desu, I would too.

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>>152767035
your pic speaks to my soul

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how can people be so bad with so many perks

>>152776047

preminition 1 and 2 aren't of any use against a wraith or any other killer actually

>>152776047
You're a faggot Andrew.

>unhook a guy
>hear killer closing in
>instaheal him with my medkit
>he just 2 hits him in the next 5 seconds
>he disconnected

I've had a guy unhook and instaheal me once before, wanted to pay it forward... not sure what to think about it now...

>>152764704
>circling
she dominates short range, just fucking run forever and listen to her stun herself over and over before she gives up.

>>152776047
>Twitch Streamer
Cancer

>tfw can't join a lobby with friends
reee desu

SWF was a mistake.

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> Play survivor for a change
> Killer is a nurse
> Gang up with 2 Megs, power up generators while third one distracts camping killer
> Fire up last gen while the Megs save their kin
> Hear a hearbeat during the last skillcheck, speak my last prayer and decide to die like a boss, giving the others a chance
> Gates have power, Nurse hits me, I flee
> Manage to flee, hide in the basement
> Hear nurse checking lockers above me
> ohshit.jpg
> Heartbeat vanishes, search chest for something to stop bleeding, get nothing of use
>try to take my chance, leave killerhut, notice locked hatchet next to window inside
> Crawl in some direction, hoping to find a gate
> Megs are fleeing, hatchet opens
> IDEA!
> Run back to hut, see nurse in the door
> Jump in through window
> Get hit
> Lie next to hatchet
> Press M1
> Escape right under nurses nose
> Cum all over keyboard
> Die of heartattack

>>152779767

hatchet is an axe

it's a hatch

grats though

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>Q&A thread for posting questions for devs for the 25th
>Retards asking pointless lore shit and dick sucking the devs instead of asking good questions
>"Will you nerf iron grasp and buff all survivor perks pls devs?"

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Anyone care to explain? I don't have a single saboteur to even try it, but looks like free points.

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>playing full cleric pizza dwight
>constantly healing and saving people
>killer is a rank 20 shitty nurse who obviously just started playing
>both exit gates open with no one dead and killer quits
>add them to suggest they start with a killer who is easier to control
>mfw i get flamed for no reason instead

>>152781684
They were probably still pissed at getting outplayed so hard when just starting out and figured you were giving them shit

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>>152781684
To be fair, I would think you were a shit-talking faggot too if you did that to me.

>>152780754
Did someone DC when they got put on the hook ive had this happen to me before

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>Failed to join the game
>Failed to join the game
>Failed to join the game
>Failed to join the game
>Failed to join the game
>Loads back into standing alone

>>152781934

yeah, this post >>152778114
was about the guy who disconnected on the hook

So not really easily exploitable I guess?

>>152782158
Looks like you have to play killer now :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>152782454
I played both, then survivor babies whined hard enough to make it near impossible to enjoy it so I switched to survivor most of the time instead.

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>Killer uses honing stones
>Puts them under hooked victims and then just "patrols" all of ten feet away
>Keep signaling to people that he's camping
>They all come barreling in anyway
>It was a twitch faggot too
I tried to save one person, hoping the killer would at least fuck off once he was near death, but of course he walked back to stare at him for the last 5 seconds and saw me approaching

>>152782871
how is it fun to play survivor though

>>152783728
Its hide and go seek how it that not fun. Also baiting shit monsters to swing at you while their carrying someone is really fun!

>>152783883
but killer is hide and go seek too
survivors are cucks desu

>>152751762
thanks anon

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Sometimes you wish they didn't fix the canceling unhooking which resulted in killing people with your bear hands.

>>152784145
>Mommy the game says I killed them!
Objective based gaming son.

>>152751762
I always get found super early
between the getting hit while stunning someone with a pallet or them teleporting to the other side regardless, I can never juke the killer either
I know sprinting leaves scartch marks but if I try to walk away after turning a corner he'll find me anyway since I couldn't have gone far.

>>152750828
>I hated BvS
Holy fuck, what a pleb. /tv/ thanks you for murdering him :^)

>>152784926
BvS is terrible Suicide Squad just barely overshadowed it in shittiness.

>>152785170
Looks like someone didn't watch the Kino Cut.

>>152785197
The directors cut was less autistically cut but only like 2% better.

>Jump through window
>Get 5+ feet from it
>Skillbilly just slaps me through it anyway
Good patch devs

>>152754223
>that mouth piercing
>that Meg haircut
>that perk trifecta
>that teabagging
>that pallet
>that eardrum-shattering WHAT THE FUUUUCK

Cancer confirmed. Your friend did good.

>play Trapper at asylum
>17-23 fps
>play Billy at asylum
>24-30 fps
What? How does fps depend on killer?

>>152759118
Thank you.
Honestly, the hatch is the most cancerously OP bullshit to ever grace a video game. It's utterly broken at its core.

>>152785723
t. killer main

>>152786278
t. sensible person who cares about game balance

>>152786347
If you kill 3 people and don't get pip then you're shit. Seems balanced to me.

>>152786712
t. survivor main

>>152786779
>""maining"" in a game with two roles

mexican standoff bullshit is still bretty dumb

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Entity is being a faggot.

>>152787520
There seems to be a maximum number of nodes it'll take or something like that. That's not too bad though. You just had to spend an extra 3K.

How do chainsaw addons work?

Grisly chain, Rusted chain, etc.

Does the effect stays when people are healed to full?

>Devs still haven't added a ping indicator in lobbies
>"Lel u mad that my internet was shit and made the game super easy 4 me???? Git gud!!"
Do they just huff paint while figuring out ways to piss everyone off?

>>152788405
But I wouldn't ever get to be a killer if they did this
t. Aussie

>Nurse
>Level 3 deerstalker
>Level 3 iron grasp

No thats cool I like losing

>>152759118
>camping people so you dont get points
Your own fault faggot

>>152759118
If you don't pip after saccing three people I can already tell you were being a faggot.

>>152788805
I went against one that had level 3 see people who are healing, Deerstalker, No one Escapes death and Iron Grasp, was using the item that makes him tele 7 times and makes the blinks fast as shit.
Nerf fucking nurse. He was twitch cancer as well.

>buy game when it was relatively new
>people just vaulting through windows 24/7
>cant kill anyone
>hook someone
>gets unhooked a few moments later
>people fixing generators and cant catch up to them cause they are gone by the time i get close
>wraith ability is fucking shit and cant do anything
Did they fix any of the games problems yet or no?

>>152788125
It does, when survivors get hit by the saw, they'll see the debuff popping up at the bottom left where their perks are. once fully healed, it'll go away.

>>152790571
>bottom left
I meant right.

>>152788819
>>152789259
I wasn't camping though. It was Rotten fields and caught the first guy super early and dumped him in the basement. Patrolled the near by gens and caught the two dumb fucks crouching in the cornfield close to the basement. They had one gen done and last guy popped a second while I was hooking the third guy.

Is survive with friends.... cheating?!

>>152790504
>people just vaulting through windows 24/7
Most of the infinites are gone.

>wraith ability is fucking shit and cant do anything
He's still garbage against anyone how has spine chill or premonition. Play someone else

>>152791280
No but they people who use it completely missed the point of the game.

>>152791737
Having fun?

>Hillbilly slaps me through two window vaults
>Spends rest of round dragging me into the house and forcing me to wiggle free by repeatedly dropping me to farm points when I try to run
Kenshi, sincerely, kill yourself.

>>152791737
Don't knock it til you try it. Its a nice change of pace to play with 3 other people and communicate together sometimes. Its pretty fun. You should join us on the discord because yesterday was a fucking blast

>>152791737
>completely missed the point of the game.
wut

>>152793350
>Shitting on the killer is really fun
No shit.

>>152793350
Gee, you mean winning is fun, even if you do it in an underhanded way? Who would've thunk. You're a fucking retard.

>>152793541
>do it in an underhanded way?
Git gud bro

>>152793541
>>152793528
You don't always win. It's not like the 4 of us went all Jake and shit on every lobby as a hook squad. Sometimes only 2 people escape. Or Noone escapes. Or we all do. Just varies But stay mad cucks

>>152793350
I've watch enough streamers using it. Once you're above a certain skill level and have all the meme perks it removes about 99% of the tension from the match.

>>152793919
>losing as a SWF group
>ever
Now I know you're just complete dogshit.

>>152794164
>What is 4 level 1 characters against killers whow may or may not have 4 perks

Want to know how I know you're bad?

>>152794291
>muh perks
Git gud desu

>>152794291
>Low levels
Not an argument.

>>152794339
>Defending broken perks
Sure is nice that people can see when you're healing. Completely fair and balanced

>>152794473
Literally git gud

>>152794620
>complains about swf
>git gud

>>152794823
>n-no you
You've essentially admitted that the reason you do SWF is because you'll get cucked by the nurse otherwise, and most of the time even when you do. I'm lmaoing at you right now. I usually play trapper/hillbilly, but I'm going to play the nurse today and hope I run into faggots like you.

>n-no you
Lmao'ing at you anon

Goes both ways. Have fun whining about getting shit on killer cuck as we run circles around your blinking ass

>>152791280

By itself, no. Used in conjunction with outside tools such as Skype or other instant communication, yes.

>>152795692
>Used in conjunction with outside tools such as Skype or other instant communication
>cheating
then why did they put it in the game you cuck

Foxy thinks he's hot shit now because he activated Windows.

>>152795856
Because underaged faggots like you kept giving them bad reviews because of it :^))))

>>152796060
>underaged faggots
Please senpai graduate highschool

>finally reached Rank 5
>now comes the struggle to get to Rank 1
I just wanna be A HERO but I can't do it until I get the stupid achievement that way I won't feel pressures to run away and actually go back to save someone if I get the gate open. Any tips for the final stretch? I'm gonna go ham

>>152796268
Should I be a proud member of the class of 2019 like you :^)

>>152795856
Because every survivor main and their mother whined and cried and wrote bad reviews until the devs were forced to put it in despite everyone logically explaining how it would fuck the balance of the game.

>>152796468
Stfu PHD you stupid faggot

>>152796786
This wasn't a sentence. Maybe I was being generous by assuming you were in high school :^)

>>152796865
>being this retarded

>>152796980
God damn, just calling me retarded with meme arrows, you sure showed me. :^)

>>152797092
>meme arrows
KYS

>>152797231
>>>/v/ or >>>/b/, either one would be suited to you :^)

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gg

>>152797301
>>>/r9k/
just go senpai

>>152797765
I can tell you get told to go back to your home a lot, since you start listing random boards where you've been told to leave.
:^)

>Nurse teleports to me
>Dodge
>Blinks again
>Dodge
>Blinks again
>Hits, downs me
Sure do love that the nurse has a straight up "undo mistake" button

>>152797765
Sure senpai you got me ill just go KMS

>survivors give negative reviews because there aren't enough killers
hmmmmmmmmm

>>152798750
>tfw they're reaping what they sow
survivor cucks are PATHETIC

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>People that play killer

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>>152799137
>No matches found

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I just don't know man
People aren't even giving any free hits on the exit anymore even after you go full madhouse hillbilly the whole round never letting go of M2. Downed 3 people and hooked them and just kept zooming through the scrotum penis asylum as best as I could. Even had the last guy in the basement. All voip and memebuilds aswell.
In after chat one guy goes " You shouldn't lagswitch gg "
What has this game become?

>>152799473
Salty survivors demanding that killers be neutered to the point where 4 man escapes are what always happen.

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>tfw got a chub last night when I downed all 4 of a SWF in a basement party
retards kept trying to body block me

>>152799230
>not making scripts

nice try redditbob

>>152785620
More assets to load. This engine is a little poopy.

>>152794164
>being so shit at killer to not being able to beat sfw groups
Yeah, you sure know what it is - to be a complete dogshit.

And yeah, I'm a killer.

>I beat these rank 20s I'm so good!

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Classic Dwight

>>152800462
They all escaped but I got a pip so I won.

And yeah, I'm a cuck

>>152800716
>enduring + brutal strength
do you run into pallets on purpose just to spook them

>I play killer because I have no friends!

>here over and over again how killers have no chance against SWF groups
>actually get a chance to play against some SWF groups
>not any SWF groups but high ranking groups with the perks you all know and love

Easiest 20k+ points of my life. When I was carrying one all three tried to bodyblock so I couldn't get to the hook so their friend could wiggle out. It worked. In the process I hit two of them. After their friend wiggled out I quickly downed the wiggler and the two people I already hit. Sacrificed the wiggler (had already put them on the hook before), carried one off to hook them in the basement while the one that was still up healed the downed one. Leave room for them to save their friend. During the save hit the guy they just unhooked and down one of the guys trying to save him. Two more sacrifices ensues and the last one barely escapes through the exit doors.

So far my SWF games have been fun high point games.

>Mom said I was really good for killing those 4 idiots!

>>152801520
*hear

>>152801520
This post is the equivalent of
>Works on my machine ;)

>Yeah! I outplayed you! Get hooked noob!

ITT posts of Nurse being OP from inbred mongoloids who literally can't adapt to save their lives

>What kind of idiot walks into my trap like that huh? haha, sure showed you dickface! Get OWNED pal! How did you get outplayed so badly?!

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>>152800871
>implying
>implying i don't kill all swf players in 90% of my games
>implying that in 9% of games they don't survive only because they abuse infinites
>implying that killer should be able to kill all the survivors if they're of the same skill level

>>152801747
This thread is the equivalent of
>Works on my machine ;)

All people do is give anecdotes of their experiences. That is all they largely can do.

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>>152801902
>implying that in 9% of games they don't survive only because they abuse infinites
Are you an online forum rusemaker ? Are you trying to upset and disrupt to start a huge internet fight ?

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>be le me le wraith
>le 4 SWF group
>trollface.jpg
>here we le go
>own the jake on my hooks, le outplayed
>le meg at le window spot
>le generator dwights
>hook le jake
>camp.jpg
>le dead jake
>go for le dwights
>hook and le hook
>meg still afk at le spot
>find le hatch
>pretend to le afk
>nottoday.tar.gz.bin.cue
>le free 20k

Survivors are noobs!!!

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>>152802357
Do you imply that there are no infinites in the game? Are you so bad that you don't even know about them? Oh, anon.

>>152802585
What was the point of this post?

>>152801794
How do you adapt to one long jump to close the gap and then a short jump to put herself right on top of you? Oh and if they overshoot/undershoot she still has another teleport, assuming no addons.

Basically you can't win a chase against a witch unless they completely fuck up, and this is coming from a rank 1 witch player.

>>152801131
No they were kinda shit and weren't circle around them like pro mlg survivors.

>>152802705
9% is an awfully precise estimate. You sure know your stuff apparently.

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>>152802950
I'm glad you accept your lack of arguments.

>>152802868
>How do you adapt to one long jump to close the gap and then a short jump to put herself right on top of you?
With a wall that breaks line of sight, or other object.

Jesus Christ, and I thought this general couldn't get any worse.

>>152801520
Games where the whole team come in to save one guy like that is fun and all, but that's usually not what happens.
>Game start
>Survivors putz around until one of them spots the killer
>The other three start breaking hooks while the killers position is kept up to date
>Killer eventually finds a survivor
>Chase takes time because sprint burst
>Killer catches survivor
>Most/all of the hooks have been broken at this point
>Killer has IG3 and hooks the survivor at the far corner of the map/the basement
>Two survivors burn through generators while the third orbits the hook
>Killer gets to choose between camping the survivor that was a massive pain to catch in the first place while the others fix most of the generators, or leave to stop them, at which point they will stop doing gens and vanish while the hooked survivor is freed and healed
>Survivors either dance around the map communicating the killers position until they all escape/three if the killer manage to find another one fast enough, or the killer camps one to death and maybe gets a second before they get away
>Also throw infinite abuse somewhere in there and breaking all your traps if you're playing Trapper
>No fun is had
>The end

>>152803280
>With a wall that break line of sight
Fucking kek. Every game I've had nurses blink past a wall then on top of your balls. Nothing stops the fucking nurse.

>>152803148
>redditwatch

>>152803627
>Dead by twitchcancerlight

>>152803770
>redditchan

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>>152803148
>I'm glad you accept your lack of arguments.
That doesn't make any sense. I'm not arguing with you. You're just delusional.

>>152803280
>Be Nurse
>Don't blink when the survivor is in a prime position to use terrain to juke
>???
>Downed survivor
or
>Be Nurse
>Not retarded/new
>Use first blink to close the distance
>Use second blink to jump on the survivor because short ranged blinks are impossible to avoid
>???
>Downed survivor

>queue up without actually looking at the survivor team
>three toolbox jakes, one of them with prestige clothes
>30 seconds into the match, four hooks go down
>leave
>of course it's a rank 1 and two rank 3s
>twitchkiddie that was in the lobby loses his shit, all "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SALT KILLER XD"

Who /no more fun/ here? I'm about done with Killer.

>>152803971
What do you mean bro?! 4chan is the ultimate argument place! I must win I play killer!!!!

>Killer kills 1 person
>"""wins"""

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>>152803971
>I don't have any arguments and thus you're delusional
It's totally not like the only thing you did was implying something for no reason. :^)

>>152804304
>Killer takes actual effort to not get a pip
>"lol who cares if you didn't have fun you still ranked up"

>>152803502
This post assumes a bit too much. Also lol at "chase takes time because of sprint burst".

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>>152804684
>avatar fagging
>trying this hard to assert your argument dominance on an anonymous pro fishing board

jesus christ

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Why are survivors such shit? Maybe I should start turning off my monitor.

So I have a legitimate mathematical question.

Killers on average can achieve 15k+ points

Survivors have an inconsistency factor that doesn't allow them to do this.

If you strictly want to level a survivor, what is the point of PLAYING survivor when you get more points by playing killer?

>>152805162
did you answer him? why would you say that?

>>152805401
After a while killer becomes obscenely frustrating to try and play.

>>152805162
Hey I played you earlier today or yesterday. You were cancering it up as a nurse then went all LMAO U BUTTMAD in the chat.

>>152805401
If you're going purely by numbers, you're correct, it's more efficient to play killer, assuming you don't have buttbuddies to farm points with.

Numbers aside, people have fun doing different things, and if you level your survivor up by playing the killer, you're not getting experience playing one.

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>>152805112
>projecting
Oh, anon.

>>152805401
>Killers on average can achieve 15k+ points
>Survivors have an inconsistency factor that doesn't allow them to do this.
I'm not sure agree on the first point but I agree about the second. A killer getting 15k points would mean they had good game.

Survivor cancer levels:

Claudette > Jake > Dwight > Meg > Nea

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>>152749707
>Playan as Dwight to finish my dailies for jason sempai
>See twitch fag get hooked in the first minute by bing bong man
>RemoveTwitch.gif
>Run up to twitchfag and unhook him with the wraith breathing down my neck
>wraith somehow full on misses me and hits the twitchfag
>TFW right after the wraith puts the the twitchfag in his rightful place and takes two steps after me some random meg comes out of the bush, unhooks him and gets him killed

I love it when a plan comes together

>>152805969
different person but nice try autist

>>152806285
A "bad" game on a killer is like 7k minimum if you just actively run around the map and chase

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>>152805162
You know what's actually funny is that you're getting away with posting such shit scoreboards and get away with it. Barely 14k.

Please leave this general or from now on you're going to be put into the idiot box. And you can only get out when you realize the shit you have done.

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>>152806384
You too, anon.

>>152805162
Jeez I thought it was just a meme that rank 1 killers were salty tryhards but here we are.

>>152806425
>A "bad" game on a killer is like 7k minimum if you just actively run around the map and chase
I've seen too many killers that can't even do that. For a competent killer I would say you are largely correct.

>>152806870
Not him nor am I trying to disagree with you, but even when I play badly or when I'm super tired and only get 1 person or none, I still get 10-11k points and pip
You get so many points just for hitting/hooking someone that it's pointless to camp it unless you want to be that guy

>>152805813
Name?

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>wen u filter out all the faggot dva images rn cuz that character is autistic anyway

>>152807238
Overcancer is the new MLP. just ignore it

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Fucking scrubs

>>152807238
But how will anon associate himself without resorting to his tripcode? We might never know.

>another shitty scoreboard
snorefest 2k16 not even worth a reply

>>152807518
Why is he so hungry for validation?

>>152807378
Damn they sucked. I hope you chainsawed them while they were hooked.

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>>152807238
It's funny how easy it is to trigger you. :^)

>>152808127
>left click
>filter
Image MD5

Keep em coming I wanna have lots filtered for other idiots.

>>152808089
Oh I did gotta show these Survivor cucks who's boss.

>>152808472
dude nice :)

Which of the killers is most likely to build and invest in a Swedish cuck shed?

I think it's the wraith.

>steam forums
>chainsaw is overpowered because people who are good with it can down 2/3 people
>killers complaining survivors are too strong
>survivors complaining killers are too strong
>fuck the nurse
>something about camping
I hope the devs don't take too much from the steam forums.

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>>152808320
Do you always turn on your cute crusader mode when someone is wrong on the internet?

>>152808874
They do, since the recent reviews are "mixed", and the overall is only 1-2% from being mixed as well, and nobody wants to buy a game with a red rating.

>>152808836
Blacks can't be cucks

>>152808836
Wraith is the only black killer.

>>152809009
>>152809059
blacks have small penises dude mine is 8" and I'm white every black guy I've talked to has been 6 or under.

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Look what I found in the closet next to the hatch.

>>152809117
Why are you asking people what their dick size is?

>>152808986
Much of the core gameplay is fine. The problems with matchmaking, connecting, getting stuck in objects, etc hurt their image during the free weekend.

>>152809402
I'm not they asked me man come on...

>>152807175
Sloppy joe. Oh me. Mother of Pearl.

>>152810061
Fire on the poop deck

Does chainsawing survivors on the hook apply your chainsaw debuffs to them?

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Can I do it fellas?

>>152810837
I know that it used to (back when the addons were bugged and survivors could never heal up), but if they fixed it they didn't list it in the patch notes.

>>152810960
No play Jake

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Holy shit, this is fucking retarded.
Why am I, a rank 4, getting matched up with 3 rank 1s with the fucking retarded meme trinity? What the fuck?
In the past I could avoid them until I was their """""skill""""" level, but now I can't.
Fuck you, Behaviour. Fuck you.

>>152810960
That's not so hard. I get that many in a match probably.

>>152811927
>hiding the points

It's okay to lose dude, no one is going to make fun of you.

>>152812003
You make almost 5k from chainsaw hits every match? That is pretty impressive.

>>152811927
I don't get the point of those double look perk shit. If the killer sneaks up on you your bad deal with it. Is it just a crutch?
>>152812119
Yeah Its not that hard just don't camp all the god damn time like most killers do.

>>152812104
Eh. I hooked two of them and sacced one of them, which is relatively impressive considering how obviously they were voicechatting.

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>dwight and claudette 2 are absolute studs and both do multiple saves
>I hook claud 1 in front of an unopened exit gate then chainsaw to the other and down claud 2 just as she opens the gate, before hooking her
>chainsaw back to the other exit, just as claud 1gets unhooked
>hit this poor bastard inches away from the invisible safety barrier as claudette 1 gets out scott free
>he takes claudette 1's place on the hook
>the claudette who escaped was the highest rank in the game and owes her skin to this poor dwight

I genuinely felt bad. The role of suicide medic is a thankless one.
You did good this time Dwight.

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>>152812207
>catch infinijuker far away from his precious combine
>hook him
>that awesome feel when you keep your chainsaw charge at 90% while camping him and you know that literally nobody will risk their life to save him

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>Hillbilly has perks that specifically impede survivor actions after being chainsawed
>still see Billies camp hooks after landing hits with chainsaw

I get playing for the win, but come on guys. Playing with your food is way more fun. Get in their heads.

>>152812650
Kys Foxy.

>>152796786
Fuck off, Gordon, that faggot wasn't even me (even though he's 100% right :^))))))).

>>152812650
>Apologizing to the prey

Just stick to survivor. You're too much of a faggot to play killer.

>>152813035
I plan to. Killer is way too easy anyways.

>>152812709
>"perks"
>implying they're not add-ons that are very rare on the bloodweb and only saved for high-level/high-rank survivors (WHICH IS ANOTHER ELEMENT OF THE GAMEPLAY THAT HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT BECAUSE DEVS ARE FUCKING RETARDED SURVIVOR SUCKUPS)
>implying every killer has those add-ons

>>152813093
Yeah SWF must be pretty tough when you play with those meme lords.

>>152813335
>he doesn't play suicide medic

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>>152813093
Gonna need to pass him some ointment with that burn.

>>152813307
I wish billy had a chainsaw supercharger instead something of like rusted chains. Being able to almost instantly rev the chainsaw would be better than begrimed chains.

>>152813517
Don't reply to your own post. It's kinda frowned upon around here.

>>152813636
That exists. It's called primer bulb + spark plug + tinkerer.

>>152813754
>newfags endorsing boardculture
oh the irony

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>Playing Hillbilly
>See survivor slinking off, slowly vaults through a window, I start to walk around, revving my chainsaw.
>Now, what would I do in this situation?
>I'd slow vault the window again.
>Back up and look at the window as my chainsaw's nearly done charging
>Meg slowly slinking through the window

Reading people like books is one of the best moments in this game.

SWF was a mistake
teachables was a mistake
the nurse was a mistake

is it ok if I link this guy the thread

>>152814893
Why? Also the bloodweb wasn't a mistake?

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