/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Sana Hong

>>152743180
How's everyone doing today?

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2nd for smugberry and her delicious fruity asshole.

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b-buh.... h-hana so-*buuuurp*-song

>>152743280
Bad.

guys we all posted in the wrong thread
i feel bad

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[ ]Burger
[ ]Tacos
[ ]Pizza

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>>152743291
puffy vulva

>>152743335
same
>>152743339
burg

>>152743023
kick him in the dick

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>>152743180
Post your dva pictures here

>>152743335
We made the only guy on veegee playing Battleborne angry too, he though we were shitposting in his BB general

>>152743180
xth for this thread already having more posts in 1 minute than the battleborne has had in over half an hour.

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T H I C C

>>152743353
Does anyone have that picture of Bastion look at Windowmakers ass while hiding in the bushes?

>>152743339
TACOS

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NERF THIS!

>>152743442
those thighs are huge. and what a big bulge.

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Triggering /owg/ and crashing this thread

SAVE THIS THREAD FOR LATER, USE THIS ONE INSTEAD
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they fucked

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What color is her nipples?

>>152743604
Blue

>>152743604
purple, hopefully

We need a 0-star skill rating in Hero info just for Reinhardt, I swear.
>press right click
>mash left click if someone gets close to you and kill them even though they're out of your range because the netcode is shit

please post webms

>>152743339
[]burrito

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>>152743458
gotchu covered zenpai

>>152743604
Navy blue
Either that or straight up black like a black girls'

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>>152743587
With no survivors.

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>>152743672

>>152743705
*ROBOTIC WHISTLE*

>>152743710

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Late night gaming dudes

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>>152743705
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

haha, how do you guys think her butt smells?

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>>152743672

>>152743790
Have you used d.va lately? It takes 0.5 more seconds for her meter to start recharging now, which isn't much of a nerf really.

>>152743862
Like Hana Song's farts!

>>152743834
>mfw some autists from Europe are better than autists from my great country
This is not acceptable

Shaq even signed the nigga

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>>152743862
like blueberries

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>>152743748

>>152743887
>Brazilian Omnic Crisis

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>>152743672

>>152743950
I want it so bad.

>Zarya Ults
>I ult as Pharah
>Mei player on our team Icewalls in front of them

Please remove this fucking character.

>>152743705
>Bastion tries to woo Widowmaker with romantic songs sang in beeps and boops
>Widowmaker is genuinely confused

>>152743974
The genuine panic in chat while he calmly mows them down always gets me.

>>152743950
>Lucio-Ohs

Wait? I thought it was Luci-Ohs

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>yfw Sombra is released tomorrow

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>>152743672
I don't remember what this is
.webms don't have thumbnails and I never gave them filenames so I'm literally just posting random shit from my OW folder

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>>152743672

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You'll never get to wash Pharah with your tongue

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>>152744135
I'm playing with fire here and could end up getting banned for some of this

Hope I remembered to keep the lewds in the lewd folder

>>152744135
>pharah flying into the building
I didn't expect to laugh anon

>>152744135
oh god my sides its so true

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>>152744238
Why live?

>>152743705
thanks fampai

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>>152743672
I got my first Monkey potg.

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>>152743672

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>>152744238
>you will never play yugioh with Pharah

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Dab emotes when?

>>152744238
Why does SFM Pharah have such huge tits

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>>152744267

>>152744343
Fuck. Off. With. Your. Shitty. Meme.

>>152744343
pls never

>>152744343
kys normalfag

>>152744275
Of course its true. It's literally ripping off of an actual torb POTG where exactly that happened that was all over the OW scene for like an entire month.

It even has the bit where torbs lifeless body falls off of a cliff slowly while his turret murders the enemy team.

>>152744276
I swear McCree uses slower bullets for his deadeye.
>see three skulls
>all miss

>>152744384
This.
In-game Pharah is skinny and athletic but not flat.
These niggas are trying to ruin my waifu

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If you're reading this, I love you.

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>>152744332
>you will never spend 20 hours teaching her MtG before giving up

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>>152743180

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>>152744343
Is this another one of those fads you kids these days are doing? It looks just as stupid as planking or owling or whatever the hell fad people did years ago.

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>>152744396
So far so good

I know I saved at least one mercy lewd, so it might be in here

>>152744384
Because they just hack her head on any body they want. I think that's DOA Lisa or some shit

What is going on? Tonight has been the worst string of matches I've ever had. People are just behaving like complete idiots.

>>152744563

I find that this is the absolute worse time to play. I always lose around now. Daytime is much better.

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>>152744563
>tfw this is every game for you

>>152744529
When will they learn

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Would you go sit next to him and ask what's wrong?

>>152744563
You're playing QP and nobody gives a fuck until comp comes back.

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>>152744539

so how long do we have left on the sombra clock?

>>152744641
Ask why he doesnt aound Swedish

>>152744556
SFM artists are fucking lazy sometimes.

>Take Sarah Bryant's model from DoA
>Color her hair different
>Try to pass it off as "Samus"

Worst thing is it fucking caught on to. It literally defeats the purpose of SFM.

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>Fappin
>Look to the side of the screen for a second
>There's an ad with Tracer getting face fucked

This game haunts me everywhere I go.

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>>152744656

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>tfw no Americree
I guess I'll just tuck this picture away and hope they bring the boxes back next year.

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>Try talking about the game online anywhere that isn't an overwatch forum/website
>Nobody will even talk about it, just insult it as a TF2 clone, won't even try it, etc.

Does this make anyone else feel down? I feel like the hype is gonna wear off at some point and the game will just die off since nobody is even willing to give it a shot simply because "They copied muh tf2" or whatever.

>>152744396

>Didn't eliminate window with TV

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>>152744238
>>152744279

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Post pictures of what people who main a certain character look like in real life.

>Rinehardt

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>>152744967
>Mercy
yes there's a penis
that's sarina valentina in her early porn career

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>>152744912
Last one!

Maybe I got lucky and didn't save the porn in this folder

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>>152744967
>s76

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>>152744967

Mercy

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Torbjorn is a filthy fucking nigger

>>152745017
Eyebrows on fleek

>>152744656
>>152745037
I genuinely miss Torbjorn POTGs

>>152744513

It's the new Tebowing

>>152745068
I don't speak urban youth, is that good?
I wish her old videos weren't so tough to find for free.

If I save my lootboxes will they turn into seasonal ones for the next event?

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Genji is a faggot class for faggots, debate me nerds

>>152745132
no

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So what game will you guys play while you wait for ranked to come back?

Im going back to PoE

>>152745128
I was using it ironically.
The eyebrows look like chola-teir shit

I also dont fap to traps

>>152745132
Nope. Loot's determined the moment you get them.

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>>152744494
How can you love me when you don't even know me?

>>152745167
who the fuck plays diablo anymore?

>>152745067
Is there any explanation of why Torbjorn can ignite himself with and drink magma.

>>152745132

Your loot boxes are rolled as soon as you get them.

if you save up boxes and a new items come out, none of those boxes will have anything new in them.

>>152745167
I've been playing QL again and I don't think I'll be coming back.

So I got a surge, a MtDew, and a Mello Yellow. Mixed them together and it's very lemon-lime. I don't know what I was expecting. In light of that, what do we do to fix Mei?

>>152745226
He goes super saiyan
MOLTEN COOOORE

FROM THIS POINT FORTH THERE SHALL BE ABSOLUTELY NO BUTTPOSTING OR WAIFU POSTING. ESPECIALLY NO WIDOWMAKER POSTING
DO NOT POST THAT ANYMORE

>>152745198
Eh, whatever. I just love that boypussy.

Did Jack ever beat Angela?

>>152745067
If he's a nigger, how is he a swede then?

>>152745143
what is there to debate, it's true

>>152745296
W I D O W

>>152745272

>went back to the UT 4 alpha
>no progress has been made

eh.

>>152745289
I like to mix sprite, vodka, and orange juice.

>>152745296
Okay. From your authoritative tone I'll assume you're in charge and follow instruction.

>>152745209
I love you

>>152744894

>game supposedly has 15 million players or whatever
>nobody I know fucking plays it, much less on pc
>except for one guy with two kids and a wife and a kid so he doesn't give a shit about gitting gud

why doesn't reinhardt's charge reset on kills

>>152745382
This. I will also cease my activity.

>>152745313
Why would he, he's too busy making pharahs with Ana.

>>152745167

Mankind Divided just came out, so that.

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>>152745356
WIDOWMAKER

>>152745337
ask /pol/

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>>152745296

>>152745432

Why doesn't Junkrat's mine reset on kills?

>>152745167
>Path of No Fun Allowed

>>152745491
Enough with this meme.
Rein is Pharah's dad.

Jack got cucked

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>>152745429
Will you make me pancakes every morning?

>>152744563
The off season is unplayable. This shit is worse then launch. Didn't have a good game all day. Closest and the team decides to stack at the end.

>>152745536
best victory pose tbqh

>>152745430
Yeah, it's not as popular as they'd like you to believe.

It's not gonna live very long, probably mid 2017 will be as far as it goes before it stops being in the news or talked about at all, which really sucks.

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>>152745356
>>152745536
WIDOWMAKER

>>152745568
Sorry anon your crackpot ship is not happening. Jack and Ana are important to one another. Yeah let me just ship Jack with someone who thinks it's necessary to kill him.

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>>152745296
Okay, posting Amelie Lacroix.

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>>152744384
>>152744468
>character is not a titty monster
>makes them a titty monster
SFM was a mistake...

>>152745272
Quake live? Been meaning to try that out for a while now but haven't gotten around to it.

I thought it was pretty dead thugh?

>>152745568
He's explicitly out because in-universe it's no secret who her dad is and Pharah's dialogue with Reinhardt is more like a fan meeting a celebrity.

>>152745738
>implying any woman would pick a 6' manlet over a literal 7' god

>>152745143
no, it's a class for ultra faggots.

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>>152745742
doesn't look good without blue skin desu

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>>152745167
What do you mean WILL play? Ranked ended several days ago already. (And I'm playing World of Tanks, again, sigh.)

>>152745226
I guess not, but maybe he has internal cyber organs, or something? Cyberization seems pretty advanced and common in the OW world. (So maybe we'll get a full cyborg hero soon.)

>go up to the study in Watchpoint Gibraltar to see where the enemy team is setting up and call out where they are when I'm on attack

Am I the only one that does this?

>>152745776

>hating titty monsters

it's like you're not even alive

>>152745491
>>152745568
Her dad has to be Reaper. She's too dark to be half-white, but he's a spic which could explain the levels of brown. Plus it would explain why Reaper's so pissed at Ana for taking 76's side.

Tell me about Roadhog! Why does he wear the mask?

>>152745849
>Ranked ended several days ago already.

Yeah but farming boxes for the olympics just ended.

There's literally no reason to play right now, though.

>>152745878

babies of mixed-race couples don't always come out a 50/50 mix of their skin tones, you mong

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>>152745742
>posting dead people on a blue board
That's against the rules anon.

>listen to the sounds of the enemy guns to try to guess what heroes they're using to counterpick

A-Am I the only one that does this?

I fucking hate when autists spam voice lines or shoot their guns so I can't hear well. It genuinely triggers me.

>>152745924
what if you play for fun?

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>>152745849
do you have more?

>>152745776
>not fixing Blizzard's mistakes
This game got A but no T.

>>152745950
good thing that its a video game character then

>>152745920
Omnics probably have caustic fluids and stuff they use for coolant and whatnot. Better to wear one when you're killing them so their death rattles don't kill you.

Also he's a big guy.

>>152745927
Nice strawman, but there's still going to be some white in there, and it's going to be noticeable. Her dad's either reaper or some nameless arab who died a long time ago.

>>152745878
>mixed babies are always 50/50 mixes of the parents psychically

that's not how genetics works

>>152745781
It's not completely dead. You can find populous CA and FFA servers most of the time in most places. TDM and CTF pickups still happen if you're in europe or na.

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>>152745432
Why is Mei invincible when she freezes herself?

>>152745924
Yeah, I guess. But I didn't bother with the boxes, after ranked ended. I simply feels like a waste of time to level just for boxes. Comp points are the most important thing.

>>152745994
I wish! That pic is hilarious.

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Was he right?

Did EITHER of those guys play the games?

>>152745950
She's as good as dead in the current meta.

I have 17k coins saved up. Never bought anything. Should I give up and cash in when the new emotes roll in?
But if I do it then nothing good can ever come out from boxes again. I already have most of what I wanted and more than enough to buy the rest.

>>152746050
See
>>152746036

But great job refuting an argument I didn't make. You know what would really show me? If you put a gun in your mouth and pulled the trigger.

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>>152746005
>wanting tits when you have the ass

>>152745801
I don't see Ana coming back to help Reinhardt.

>>152745878
Nah, Reaper was banging Mercy. It explains why she rushed to save him with an untested method and in a panic fucked it up and turned him into Reaper.

Pharah's dad is 76.

>>152746036
Maybe her dad is doomfist the scourge and he raped ana.

>>152745432
because unlike genji's dash it does more than 25 damage

>>152745975
There's no fun to be had with every rank 1-40 retard shitting up quickplay.

>>152745924
The second the event ended, I turned the game off

I burned myself out levelling like made with the pendulum of NOW OR NEVER hanging over my head, and it's at the point where I'm just fine not seeing any mroe lootboxes at all for a while

>>152746143
Nauwh man it goes:
Reaper + Sombra
Mercy + Genji
Soldier + Ana
Rein + D.va

>>152746056
I remember liking Quake Live when it was in beta, several years ago. But stopped playing after they finally released it. The payment method was just so ridiculous. You had to subscribe for a full year (??) in order to get clan support and new maps and whatnot. Is it still like that?

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>>152746143
>Nah, Reaper was banging Mercy. It explains why she rushed to save him with an untested method and in a panic fucked it up and turned him into Reaper.
>Pharah's dad is 76.
I honestly can't decide which one I'm more angry about.

>>152746036
>>152746132
I'm willing to be bet you also think "recessive" means inferior.

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I know it exists...
somewhere in the archives of a lonely faggots PC its there...
Genji's perfect ass translated to a 3D mousepad, I've only seen them at anime expo but they exist, pls halp...

I wonder how long until we start getting crossover skins

>>152746257
>That last one

He'd tear the poor girl in half

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>>152745738
>necessary to kill him

Okay. I don't agree with that Mercy ship but your headcanon is incredibly irritating. I know you're the one who thinks Mercy hated her top level bosses who don't work in R&D because they greenlit a prototype without damage darts that her friend, Torbjörn, designed many many years into Overwatch's lifespan because she was just starting to be seriously concerned ("we're >now< on the path...") about this sort of weaponization. And one of her generic kill lines is specifically for 76 (Reaper says kill lines mentioning his list to Widowmaker, D.va, etc.)

Why do you hold onto this nonsensical headcanon? The only one she is personally mad at is Ana for the damage dealing darts, but that line is datamined. It also sounds like this wasn't a common occurrence like you make it sound like if she's blowing her lid at Ana now instead of whenever the damage darts were made, if they even were made when Ana was a public figure.

Pic related the guy who "weaponized" her tech. Don't make me type this again.

>>152746208
This. I am one of those 1-40 shitlords (unranked but I'm sure I'm one of them) and the meme teaming and general fuckery in QP is making it unplayable. The goons who were sucking ass in Comp came to QP and fucked it all up. I get paired with good players now and again, and the matches are great with light hearted bantz and laughs all around. But man, the rest of the time it's garbage. Comp(Unranked) game mode when?

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SOMBRA IN 12 HOURS

>>152746304
Why would you be mad about 76 being Pharah's dad? Ana was 76's second, it would at least make some sense.

>>152746314
Try ebay, amazon and aliexpress. A few booby/ass pads. Personally they're trash for play and I say that as a personal that owns quite a few.

>>152746334
That's when I quit

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>the only flank route on Hanamura is only accessible by 1/3 of the characters

whose bright idea was this

>>152746304
Predictability =/= shit, anon.

>>152746409
Tried ebay and amazon, no luck there, and its for the novelty more than anything else, but i havn't tried aliexpress

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when your team refuses to touch the payload

>>152746365
What is this "Reaper's list"? And what does he say to Dva?

>>152746275
Nah they've finally given up and are treating it like a real game. You buy it once on steam and get everything.

>>152746365
If you kill 76 with Mercy she literally says "regrettable, but necessary"

>>152746485
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Anime-Overwatch-OW-Tracer-Lina-3D-Buttock-Hip-Mouse-Mat-Mouse-Pad-Gift-/222164835085
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Overwatch-Tracer-Hip-Sexy-Soft-Hip-3D-Silicon-Mouse-Pad-Mat-OW-Mouse-Pad-/182160926588
All I did was reverse image search.

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>life will never be as good as it is with your overwaifu in fantasy
>the only reason not to die is to have more time to daydream and fantasize about your life with them

>>152746523
Did you switch to trashmouse or fararah and fuck them up?

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GIVE ME SOMBRA RIGHT NOW

>>152746532
It's even on Steam? Man, perhaps I really should check it out some time then, for old times sake... I always loved Quake the most, compared to UT and CS.

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>>152746387
>>152746387
It might be the nagging little detail that Pharah was born just before the Omnic crisis started.

You know, BEFORE ANA EVEN MET JACK!!!

EVER!!!

>>152746538
>Mercy thinks putting 76 down is necessary
>Letting these Talon front corporations just run wild

>>152746545
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Overwatch-Tracer-Hip-Sexy-Soft-Hip-3D-Silicon-Mouse-Pad-Mat-OW-Mouse-Pad-/182160926588
"Genji's perfect ass" tracers a dime a dozen, am not daft thx

>>152746636
Do we know that?

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>>152745296

>>152746208
>tfw 1-40
>cannot stand the dumb shit that happens in quick play
>cannot stand the sheer idiocy and lack of teamplay that happens in ranked

I hate to be that low ranked guy who thinks he should be higher but I'm not half as retarded as the rest of these people and my aim isn't nearly so bad and I don't just run in to die one by one but I cannot for the life of me carry a team.

>>152746538
I've heard her say that to other characters. See my Reaper example as to why this is very weak and flimsy. Also everything else still applies

>>152746636
Let's be honest here anon, Blizzard has no fucking idea what they are doing about the ages in the game. Pharah and Mercy are only 5 years apart yet Mercy would had to have been in her teens when she joined OW for the ages to stay consistent.

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>>152746347
100% GERMAN POWER
If he's pinned them, they're his.

>>152746714
That disgust she shows for you daring to look at her without permission really turns me on

>>152744023
Ay chill out!

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>meta heroes all boring as fuck to play
>everything else is outclassed to the point of complete uselessness
This is bullshit.

>>152745569
YES

>>152746524
His revenge list for former Overwatch agents:

"Another one off the list."

Widowmaker is his ally, and D.va was never an Overwatch agent but he'll say it for them too.

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Grego is cute, CUTE!

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>>152746314
If you ever find one anon, please let us know
I also need one

I had a dream Sombra had a counterpart named Bombra
She was a bomb specialist

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>>152746686
Can you prove me wrong?

Because based upon Pharah's age and the in universe timeline she would have been born a year or two before the First Omnic Crisis. Which was years before Overwatch was first formed. And there is literally NOTHING that suggests that Ana and Jack met anytime before that.

>>152746819
>tfw I find Zarya/Zen/Rein fun as fuck
>tfw they're solid meta picks

feels great, man

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>>152746779
Everything disgusts her anon. It's why I like her so much. I'm nowhere near as autistic as she is, but I really really hate humanity in general. People are idiots, and having a hero in the game that thinks everyone else is garbage is a nice change of pace, even if she is neurotic to boot. The nice legs help too.

>enemy team has a group of tryhard faggots with a McPocket mercy/lucio
>our team is too retarded to stay anywhere near each other and insists on trickling in and trying to spawn camp

kill me. I wish it were just bad match making but I think I've lost so many matches I'll just always be forced to lose with retards unless I be a tryhard and trio queue

My ping was only 72 yet I was teleporting all over the place. What the fuck is going on?

>>152746865
I'll be taking that rare genji and will do, might just have to wait til next con..

>>152746910
There is also nothing to suggest that they hadn't me before that. We're probably putting more thought into this than Blizzard themselves did at this point.

Please explain Mercy to me. How are she and Pharah nearly the same age yet they look radically different in Ana's flashback image.

>>152746538
Sounds like a general line about violence, which Mercy hates, like Mei's "you were asking for it." and only really makes sense in that they're fighting in-game in a match because fuck the red team. Killing anyone in self defense is regrettable but necessary.

>>152746771
That's assuming Pharah didn't get to join Overwatch because of her age. There might be other reasons, too. Like maybe she had first joined (or got drafted) to the military, and while she was busy there, Overwatch dispanded.

>>152746846
Ah, okay, I guess I misunderstood something.

>>152746987
Were you playing Tracer?

>>152746121
What are you even talking about you meme loving fuck

>>152746941
Yeah is a nice change of place to have an authoritarian that isn't some lazy nazi caricature

>>152746910
>And there is literally NOTHING that suggests that Ana and Jack met anytime before that.
And there is literally nothing to suggest they didn't know each other either. You don't make someone your second that you haven't worked with before, anon.

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Ana POTG, anyone have one, I am curious.

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>>152745296

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>>152746771
Irrelevant.

Bad writing that makes it into the canon is still canon. And until they revise it then it will stay canon. Like it or not.

>>152746987
Sombra DDoS attack

>>152747019
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

No, I wasn't.

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Reaper Fairy Princess Skin when

Widowmaker is just beyond useless at the moment. She's outclassed on everything.

FIX FUCKING WHEN?

>ana and pharah both shoot crap from their wrists

its like pottery

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>>152743672

>>152747028
Thank you. I like change of pace villains that are done well. I like it when I can like a villain in the first place even.

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> shaking hands anon from a few threads ago update, some really positive shit going on here

The shaking started coming and going depending on my stress levels
so i guess i chris chan now
Docs gave me some pills, not entirely sure what they do but theyve helped a lot
Havent had any more of the shakes, and if im able to keep myself calm i can even do pretty well as mccree now
Still cant score for shit with widowmaker, which is kind of a shame as thats my home country, but to be honest ill happily accept that, i have my hands back again and that's enough for me

>>152747037
>ult rein
>sleep one guy, do half damage on another
>heal the fuck out of rein and another guy
>rein gets pots for killing 3 people
No. Ana potg is impossible

>>152747067
Exactly, the writing in OW is inconsistent, which why it's not such a stretch to think Jack isn't Pharah's father.

>>152747037
I've only gotten it once since she came live

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>>152747020
D-did you guys like my video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP45nc2_st8

>>152746583
no I just sat on my ass because QP is now a joke with these emotes

>>152747152
Just play Winston

Is Taimou a cheater, owg?

>>152747103
Wait for halloween

It'll be with Lumberjack Reinhardt and Roadhog's stomach being painted as a jack-o-lantern

>>152747161
Jack is Pharah's father*

>>152747154
Yea i play rain and get it all the time when ana is in the game.

Server's getting raped or something? I'm getting lag every game

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>>152745974
I'm afraid you're the autist senpai

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>>152745296
No buttposting, you say?

>>152747185
Why does that guy have retro Megaman graphics in his intro, when he looks like a young millennial brat?

>>152747107
Never. Go play Hanzo or McCree to be viable.

>>152747230
>halloween skins
I want Junker Symmetra. The thought of someone so neurotic being dressed in rags and cobbled together tech is awesome.

>>152747002
>>152747032
>cannont prove me wrong
>talks in circles

Unless you can show me anything in the lore that says the met or even said hello to each other before joining Overwatch then they didn't met till they joined Overwatch. And that was when Pharah was already born.

>>152747385
You can't prove god doesn't exist!

>>152747317
Apparently he was born in 1986
Go figure

>>152747385
You can't tell me they didn't so you're doing the same shit man. I can beat you with your own argument. Jesus Christ you're bad at this.

>>152746581
VR exists anon

>>152747309
bless you

>>152744894
>try talking about the game online anywhere that isn't an overwatch forum/website
>spammed with weebshit fapbait gay ERPing


Also, they did copy TF2, and it's much worse in some ways. It's basically chokepoint and ult spam the game. The skill ceiling is way lower and the floor much higher.

TF2 was based on quake style weapons split into different classes (ala Quake Team Fortress).

Some Overwatch weapons would be skillful if the lol hitboxes and netcode weren't so forgiving.

Why does it feel good to reflect a High Noon back?
Is it the knowledge that they could have waited a tiny bit more for the reflect to end?

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>>152747452
I guess it's all in the genes then...

>>152746956
At least maymay Mei not block your whole team in overtime, lol.

>>152747217
no

>>152747458
You mean besides Pharah being born before Jack and Ana canonically met each other?

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>>152744695
Is it bad that I want to have anal sex with Widowmaker, using her shit as lubricant?

>>152747332
>Symmetra losing her shit by being in a junker outfit
>Junkrat in a symmetra-styled uniform screaming about fuckin' cunt suits

>>152747568
Half the time that faggot Genji reflects he wasn't when I clicked and it just ignores the 2 other people that were closer.

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what a deal

On Mercy and Pharah, a 17 year old can look a lot older than a 12 year old. It's not that hard.

>>152747037
Played 20h of Ana because it's the only support I find enjoyable to play. Never ever got a potg and it's mainly because the potg usually goes to whoever you ult, specially if there's someone like genji, soldier 76 or reinhardt.

>>152747693
I thought it was a cake.

I really hope Blizzard comes out with some blatantly contradicting facts about the heros. This dumb obsession with continuity and canon already ruined comics and wow and it's gonna ruin this world too.

>placed silver last ptr
>placed gold this one
>was rank 45 last season until my console fps playing brother boosted me to 61 the last two days

How the fuck do you get good at this game.
gold is still under rank 50, so unless you're plat you're below average at this game.

>>152747652
And again, you have no proof. So... by your logic, since you love fallacies so much, anything that can't be proven with current evidence never happened? It's more like we just don't know, and sadly your evidence isn't stronger than mine because there are missing pieces. So.. go on with your bad self being stupid about it; now I'm bored. This is the part where you dance around claiming you won, I guess? I dunno how people like you operate, so I don't want to assume anything.

>>152747837
Your sensitivity is too high

>>152747793
>obsession with continuity ruined wow
>when the last expansion was an alternate universe what-if time travel scenario

So whats in roadhogs healing gas?
> i imagine its a vape made out of vinegar and his own piss

How do I get gud?

>>152747671
Fuck yes.

>>152747793
I would laugh so hard. It's already fun to troll the autists that take this shit so seriously; this would literally cause suicides.

>>152747837
It's PTR, the ranking is completely irrelevant.

>>152747939
Mustard gas

>lore
>blizzard games

they proved that even they don't care after sc2/d3/wow

it's all bullshit saturday morning cartoon villain lazy kid-friendly writing now

fuck metzen and everyone that looks like metzen

>>152747701
I agree, but I guess the real issue is with Mercy being able to join (and operate with) Overwatch, while Pharah never got the chance. They haven't made clear why.

>>152747793
But why is their timeline so screwy? At least comics are written by literally dozens and dozens of different writers, while Overwatch only has like two or three writers.

>>152747939
Sedatives, painkillers, meth, amphetamine.

>Recon mode now has 25 rounds per reload(up from 20)
>Self heal lowered to 50 HPS(From 75), but he can now heal through 100 damage before being forced off. Added 5 second cooldown if broken out of Healing mode or reached 90% of total health
>Healing mode moved to Alternate fire
>Tank mode reduced to 6 seconds(from 8), can now move freely while changing to tank
>New Burst mode added, giving Bastion 2 seconds of high speed mobility forward. 10 second cooldown, and cannot use Submachine gun during activity

How close is Bastion to being good with these changes I made up while being pissed off about the constant ringing in my ear

>>152747956
Your sensitivity is too high

>can't bring myself to play QP on live
>do my placements on PTR
>get master from it
>sitting at 3750 now
>want to push for grand master
>realize how butthurt I'll be if I get it then get paired with shitters for season 2 and never make it back to grand master

Also, it blows my mind how many awful people are in diamond. I can't even imagine what games are like in gold, silver or bronze. My god... it must be tard city.

>>152747939
Its his asthma inhaler

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Cutest and best pairing

>>152747939

It's just air.

Australian air.

>>152747939
It's literally gasoline

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>>152748018
>PTR rank matters
you'll probably be gold at best on live

when will there be any penalty for jumping so that every fight isn't a spastic spacebar mashing competition? btw i want to fuck ana

>>152747854
That's how canon works anon. If it wasn't mentioned. It didn't happen. My specualations are based upon what little established canon we do have. Yours is based upon wishful thinking and headcanon. But I can see that your set on sticking to your headcanon no matter how many times I explain that to you. So I won't.

Literally all I want is either an animation or something, with Bastion saving his friends. And literally the last thing you hear him say, or at the very least beep..."Superman".

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>>152747892
no its not.
I instalocked maccree every match and my sens is at 800/6

these are my stats from this week

>>152748000
Her old bio just said it was a bad timing thing. Pharah was about to join Overwatch after having her own millitary career elsewhere but then it fell apart before she could join so she just went to work for Helix instead.

>>152748108

>wanting this game to be as dead as dirty bomb

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>>152747480
I have more. Not much, but some.

>>152747939
Hogdrogen

>>152748108
People who jump are more predictable and easier to track than someone who knows how to strafe correctly.

>>152748001
>Healing mode moved to Alternate fire
What difference does this actually make

>>152747967
>HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WALK IN THIS THING? IT'S SO CONSTRICTING!
>These colors don't match. Why is there hole there? Why do you put these fabrics together? D-Did. Did this get pulled out of a landfill?
>DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SECRETARY TO YOU? CAN'T TURN MY BLOODY HEAD TO LOOK BEHIND ME, CAN'T STRETCH MY FUCKIN' ARMS OUT, HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO THROW A MINE OR A TRAP DOWN IN THIS?
>Oh god. That's a mud stain. Is that a mud stain? Please, god, tell me that's just mud.
>WHY ARE THESE FUCKIN' LEGGINGS SO LOOSE? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PROTECT MY BITS FROM SHRAPNEL IN THIS? IT'S LIKE I'M WEARING A FUCKING BEDSHEET
>I need my tetanus booster! I need lysol! I need a bath! I need bleach!

>>152748165
junkrat / no idea / no idea / reinhardt? / hanzo
zenyatta? / no idea / no idea / lucio / soldier 76

>>152748120
>43%
>No headshots
Your sensitivity is too high

>>152748201
Maybe it means there's no CD? (I have literally never played Bastion.)

>>152748108
Never, this is closer to the Quake family of shooters than the faux realism shooters or game devs who thought being harder to hit wasn't a needed skill.

>>152748001
bastion will never be good as long as there's genji to fuck him up

>>152748201
Ability 2 is now the mobility burst.

>>152743604
LEMON YELLOW

>>152748259
what's your sensitivity? :^)

>>152748339
800/3.09

>>152748165
>No Reinhardt

trash

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>>152748097
Doubt it since I was top 500 season 1 senpai

>>152748252
junkrat / reaper / genji / mccree / hanzo
zenyatta / torbjorn / roadhog / lucio / 76

Close.

>>152748350
mine is 1200/6

i ordered a bigger mousepad today so i can use 800/6

isn't 3 a little much? do you have to swipe wildly to 180?

>>152748120
Where do you see this?

>>152743950
10/10

>>152748375

>reinhardt
>wearing undies

oi m8 avin a rite laff heer

>>152748402
where's the best guy aka reinhardt?