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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous thread: >>152722506
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First for not Hana Song
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le teabag xdxd etc etc
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why is it that this game is alive but nobody speak globally
2) why is it tatht this game alive but it nothing to it
3) why is it that this game alive but feel deader than tf2
5) whyno deph?
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Amaris!
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I need reinheart reaction images.
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>>152732678
Don't
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>>152732435
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I love Hana Song
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Have you guys seen this?

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686

New Sombra shit again.
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>>152732605
>pretending like it's been around long enough for people who don't know it to be "newfags"
That doesn't mean you're wrong, though. 75% of the people in this thread are ledditors.
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>>152732086
Because they already apparently offended people with tracer's ass, symmetra's hindu goddess skins, and various other references to the real world or little nitpicks that people get butthurt about.
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>>152732658
le dead game meme
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>>152732750
vorus
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>yfw Sombra tomorrow
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>>152732024
>>152732193
>>152732349
>>152732515
>>152732660
Here's your (You) now tell me why you're posting this
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When will it become canon?
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What's the countdown we're talking about?
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>>152732749
Hana is cute! Cute!
>tfw I've been slacking off and now approaching 600
Fug id.
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>>152732703
I can't believe Jack and/or Reinhardt got to bang Ana.
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>>152732748

Thanks.
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>>152732747
He's never getting those asses whereas tall men (actual men) fuck them every day.
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>>152732752
true

best ones are linking to a different general completely, like battleborn general for example, though
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>>152732832
Never since she's with dwarf.
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Lena
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>>152732856
>Implying he doesn't do a little "Maintenance" on D.va and her mech

C'mon we all know they fuck like rabbits
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Wait, was Genji a part of Overwatch at some point?
I thought he was off fucking about doing hes own thing since he died
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>>152732748
kill yourself
that's a lame video and spamming it won't change that
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>>152732837
some ARG only redditors care about
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Reminder that Tracer is canonically getting railed 24/7 by Winston's black gorilla cock.
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Ana is the only one to have a kid
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>>152732971
Why would she fuck some short dude? She has legions of people at her feet, most probably a lot of them are good looking.
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>>152732980
Who do you think brought him back from death?
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>>152732748
Thanks, doc.
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>>152733000
>Gorilla
>Having anything other than a tiny cock
NICE
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>>152732980
Genji is with you
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>>152732980
He joined Overwatch after Mercy healed him
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im in some overwatch facebook groups because its the only online game im playing right now
and the fanbase is so fucking easy for cock, they keep talking all day about sombra and fucking conspiracies and shits
dude does this game actually have lore of they just bait shit and make up names?
blizzard ARG is the worst ARG I have seen so far in all my life.
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>>152732748
(You)
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>>152733037
Because she wants that fat dwarf dick
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>>152732741
Sounds like excuses to me, i know people who've done more with less, go become one of those too.
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>>152733027
Well she had a kid before she got heavily into overwatch. It seems most got in, realized how fucked up everything all was and just never slowed down to do it.

Inb4 sombra is like, genjis little omnic robot baby 14 year old hacker.
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>>152732980
Mercy brought him back and OW offered him a deal. If he joins them, they let him take out his families criminal empire.
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I believe in the forced 50
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>>152733047
>>152733086
A fact that drives Pharmercyfags so up the wall they delude themselves thinking she's a cripple that Angela can take care off too. Nevermind those with the Phara becoming a cyborg headcanon because of that one skin of her. Sheesh.
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When does the Sombra timer tick down? It's not on the hour
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>>152733218

It's called random team selection.
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>>152733168
Done what? Joined a world-wide anti-terrorist organization? Didn't know those existed.
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>>152733256
20th minute of every hour
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>>152732992
oh. well is it legit?
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Buff when?
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>I'm #1
I'm #1
>I'm #1
I'm #1
>You cannot send a message, please wait...

Who else does this?

[spoilers]I feel bad for all the Dva bros who didn't get her voiceline[/spoiler]
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>>152732856

Aardvark pays off.
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>>152733250
Genji also shouts out "Angela!" sometimes if Mercy is getting hurt near him
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>Haven't played since near the end of Olympic event
>Come back to see the balance changes

>Lucio's speed boost nerfed
Boy oh fucking boy as if everyone didn't move painfully slow enough in this game already
>Absolutely gutting Genji because rank 40s cried about not being allowed to stomp people better than them based on luck and spam
If you don't like how Lucio and Zen are mandatory picks then why the fuck would you nerf the hero specifically designed to counter them Jesus Christ Almighty
>Nerfing the only reason Zenyatta was ever even a viable pick
>Roadhog's hook literally buffed
>High Noon, already a mediocre ult that nine out of ten times gets you a single kill or gets you shot immediately, nerfed
>Meanwhile like half the cast (Junkrat, Ana, Pharah, Bastion the character you just fucking made a seven minute animation about) is still unplayable and didn't even get fucking touched

I know everyone always posts about how this next update is LITERALLY the one to kill the game but honestly between the god-awful perpetually butthurt as hell community and Blizzard balancing the game based on the biggest whiners why even bother coming back

Like I'm not going to say that they've hit TF2 levels of terrible balance yet but it's certainly close. This game is honestly some of the most fun I've had in years and it breaks my heart because every round in any gamemode is filled with screaming manchildren and every few weeks it's someone else's turn to become a top tier pick for a while and everyone else gets the fun sucked out of them
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>>152732787
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>>152733364

I opened over 300 crates and didn't get it.
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>>152733364
>Sorry sorry sorry
All day
Also use ctrl+S to spoiler senpai
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>>152733337
Yep

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/22813879/

Look at the 000100001001010100 post

It started at 23 hrs, it's been ticking down, now down to 16hr
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>>152732750
>>152732784
I was wondering if this was a ruse, but after looking on the overwatch forums, it seems to be a locked topic thats in plain view for everyone to see. Seems legitimate.
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>>152733101
Weak bait is still weak bait
>>152733364
I do it all the time
It's the best
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>>152733364
WOO WOOO WOOO WOOO JACKPOT!
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>Score count
>Victory/Defeat Screen
>POTG
>Cards/Stat Screen
>EXP bar
All this shit takes way too long, there should be a way to skip it all and just start the next match
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>be Mercy
>fucking winston always goes after me

WINSTON NERF WHEN
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>>152733364
>Is this easy mode?
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>>152732086
>Mariachi/El Blanco skin
>no ominous maracas when Reapfield teleports
>DIE DIE DIE doesn't become I'M ALWAYS READY TO PARTY
>no references to mexican food
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>>152733396
>uses "rank 40" as an insult
>thinks lucio and zen are countered by genji
let me guess you're rank 41
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>tfw I don't ship Mercy with anyone
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>>152733554
>Nerfing the most balanced character in the game.
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Buff Mercy
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>>152733396
The hook thing was a bugfix to prevent the target from landing in weird spots. It's a buff like the projectile hitbox changes were nerfs.
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Why are Lucio and Mercy so fucking difficult to kill?

Is it artificial survivability to make them less terrible to play?
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>>152733375
Yeah that got some salt too. I heard some official Overwatch account also reblogged a Genji/Mercy pic the other day.
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>>152733553
>He doesn't know he can just leave the second PoTG starts with no penalty at all
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>>152732658
The game is dying pretty quickly, especially on PC.

Only a couple thousand players a day right now. Highest peak so far this month was I think 20k, which might seem like a lot but when 15 million people bought it, yeah, it's not good and dropping.
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>>152733364
I spam that shit she says in korean
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>>152733604
I ship the smugberry with my dick
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>victory on hanamura in 1:24
this matchmaking is fucking dumb
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>>152733654
You can actually leave right when the VICTORY or DEFEAT screen comes up.
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>>152733654
Yeah but then you've got to requeue, and sometimes that takes 3 minutes even though im US East
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>>152733652
Mercy/Genji is cute, why do people hate it?
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Are you giving a choice to be "promoted" or does it just happen?
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>>152733714
It's either this or a bunch of retards on your side. You choose.
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>>152733680
well the season ended so people either are taking a break or playing the ptr.
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>>152733654
But if you're goal is to grind exp you lose the consecutive game bonus.
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>>152733364
>Winky face!
>Winky face!
>Winky face!
>Winky face!
>Manually type ";)" when I get blocked
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>>152733527
>Weak bait is still weak bait
would you at least say why my post is bait? I mean I tried to explain why I feel that the community is shit and you just keep pushing it
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>>152733687
>smugberry
This is too god damn perfect.
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>>152733604

>tfw your favorite mercy ship is her being a sad christmas cake who will die alone

I fucking hate how fandom has warped her into this sweet yuri fiend or group mom. I mean, the art is nice, but none of it clicks with me.
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>>152733646
>artificial

What did you mean by this?
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>>152733782
Jack was probably told one day that he was now the commander. Knowing Jack, he probably questioned the decision and asked why Gabe wasn't made CO.
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>2016
>playing Mercy

I'm sure you're team would rather have you play a good healer
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>>152733680
Also, really sad thing is this kind of massive drop has never happened to any game besides the TORtanic, so this could be the start of the sinking ship guys.
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>>152733884
so what does then?
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>>152733864
Choose your flavor of smug
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Is there a worse game mode than KotH?
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>night market
>CHING CHONG NIP NONG KNEE HOW
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>>152733756
Genji has no dick so Mercy would have to search sexual pleasure with someone else.

The only way Genji can fall in love and be in a relationship is if he accepts being a cuck.
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>>152733884
To be honest, I feel the same way.
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>>152733364
>CHEERS LUV, DA CAVALREE'S HEE
>voice emote greyed out
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>>152733364
>DEATH
>DEATH
>DEATH
>DEATH is whimsical today.
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>>152733904
Damn you anon. Don't be so cheeky.
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>>152733643
But the hitboxes were objectively still a nerf because as fucky as they were it made it harder to hit, right? Just like Hog's hook used to do a ton of weird shit but now it means that it'll return the person to you more often, making it a buff. Even though it's just fixing something that was clearly broken it's made an already good ability even better.

Not even going to dignify that other idiot that replied to me with a proper response
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>>152733680

Where are you getting your numbers from?
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>>152733982
Anon, Mercy gave him the best ass in the world, you honestly think she didn't give him a dick to match?
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>>152733954
CtF
but thank god we don't have it
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>>152733604
You will
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15 hours left until something Sombra-related
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WHATS HAPPENING ON THE SITE?
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>>152734051
It'd be a fake metal dick. It could never compare to a hot meaty cock.
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Dont mess with me!
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Why the fuck do people think lucio is a good solo healer when he cant heal tanks for shit. I mean i appreciate you trying to heal but any other healer would be better.
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>>152733915
>mfw my team thanks me for the heals
>mfw my team thanks me for the damage boosts
>mfw my team thanks me for the revives
It's almost like you have no idea how to play Mercy effectively.
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>>152733929

Nice solo art or platonic friendship between comrades.
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>>152733680

>Highest peak players this month is the same as the number of twitch viewers watching Overwatch

>When euros are all fast asleep, so its just americans

Something about your claim smells like bullshit
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>>152733840
>does this game even have lore?
https://comic.playoverwatch.com
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW8rok91JlHyrfP7xilmk0NVbMj6HKx3s

Now fuck off
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>>152733637
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>>152734131
Built in heater and vibrator, nigga. Mercy was originally gonna use Genji as her personal sexbot before OW caught her.
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>>152734157
>Play Mercy effectively
You mean holding down the M1 button?
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>>152734195
Armored Mercy is cute
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>>152733364
WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE IN HARMONY
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>>152733924
>Abysmal matchmaking
>One of the worst communities in video games
>Balance changes based on whoever cries the loudest
>Optimization gets worse every update
>Roster of 22 (soon to be 23) fun and unique heroes to approach a situation from every different angle and half of them are absolutely unplayable because lol what's game balance
>Every attempt to fix these issues has just made the game worse

It makes me sad because I love OW when it's really going but in the immortal words of a certain transvestite, "they made their bed, now let 'em shit in it"
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>>152732980
That would make a great genji skin
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>>152734183
I think they're just numbers pulled out of his ass, I know I caught ESL's viewer count at over 60k with what little I watched.
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>>152734142

Lucio is literally the best healer in the game m8

You dont pick healers for their high single target healing or Ana would be picked every single game.

Tanks either have way to heal themselves (Zarya, AlleySwine) or so much survivability that they should never be taking anything more than chip damage (rein dva)
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am i the only person in the world who has this fucking issue? I use this website to see how I'm doing and what I need to improve on, so it's a pretty fucking big inconvenience that it hasn't updated my shit in ages. Same with Master Overwatch. It updates my level and player icon properly but nothing else. Is this an issue with Blizzard? What can I do to fix this?
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>>152734142
(You)
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>>152734183
>People watching a game on twitch = actual people playing the game
I'm sure Smash Bros. Melee has hundreds of thousands of people playing it when a pro tourney is on.
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Most interesting Sombra theories you have. Cap yourself at 3.
> Sombra is Reaper's bastard child.
> Sombra is a mexican omnic that is constantly misspelling sombrero
> Sombra is a Reaper fangirl who wants the decrepit D.
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>>152734195
>>152734252
Armored Mercy needs to be dicked
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>>152733680
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>over a minute to get a quick play game

Is Overwatch dying?
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Is there any good Overwatch vore?
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>>152734157
All there is to Mercy is knowing how to hide and when to rez, she take the least amount of skill.
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>>152734223
Um, anon, I'm not sure if you knew this, but you also have to press other keys. But that's okay, not everyone knows.
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>>152733756
Because it's a heterosexual relationship

>>152734051
This. That's some Snake level ass right there.
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>>152734052
Not yet anyway. You know blizzard will start scrapping the bottom of the barrel when we get a capture the flag game mode.
>Warsong Gulch ptsd ensues
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>>152734172
iktf

I don't know why everyone wants all of OW to be fucking eachother.
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>>152733368
>>152732747
>I have big plans for Jews
What did he mean by this?
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>>152734324
literally look at the top of the page on overbuff
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>>152734195
>mercy forces reinhardt to retire to a life of full time road tripping
>she modifys her suit to be an imitation of reinhardts after studying his power armor
>She begins running about beating her teammates with a hammer knocking them back and forth with +50hp per swing
>hammer down now knocks an allies skeleton out of the ground and reanimates them.
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>>152734415
I want to accidentally grope Mercy!
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>>152734349
>Sombra is a Omnic who managed to become infamous through all of Mexico.
>Sombra is a Talon agent that helped kidnap and make Widowmaker.
>Sombra is a hacker that Reaper helped trained when he works with Talon.
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>>152733954
Payload.
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>>152734347
SSBM is also about as far from dead as any game can get, let alone a fifteen year old one from two generations ago
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>>152734395
Same can be said for Lucio. You just stand on the cap and press E every now and then.

>"but he can speed boost!"
Well Mercy can damage boost.
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>>152734479
yeah no shit you fucking moron, I'm asking what I can do to fix this or how long I have to fucking wait for Blizzard to fix this
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>>152732980
>>152734296
I'd love to see a Blackwatch Mcree skin...
Torb doesn't look like he's even part of OW in that pic
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>>152733924
>>152733680

>The game is dying guys its so sad nobody plays anymore
>One of the most watched games on twitch

Why do people do this every time theres a popular game
Its like people either are salty about the game being popular and spread shit or are doomsayers that want things to die
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>>152734013
I mean, you really shouldn't list a bugfix for his hook fucking up sometimes as a con though, even if it could be considered buff, it's misleading. That just means your real issue with it is Roadhog existing as a thing in this game. Which is fair but isn't really a problem with the PTR.
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In an Brawl with no cooldowns, what is most broken?
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>>152733932
>Smugberry's tender asshole tastes like skittles
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Are there really less players playing Overwatch than TF2 on PC? :/
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>>152734428
I only want Tracer to de-brainwash Widowmaker with some mad tongue skills and Mercy and Genji banging. Everyone else can stay single for all I care.
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>>152734413
Just learn to play Ana if you want a good singletarget healer, her utilities and ult are pretty good.
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What's with the /v/eddit invasion
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>>152734395
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>>152733932
what is this meme and where has it been all my life
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>>152733364
>tfw I got nearly everything except the D. Va and Reinhardt voicelines
My luck is better than most, but seeing one item missing from my D. Va collection (even got the golden gun for her) is haunting me.
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>>152732748
Hahahahaha holy fuck, I'll never be able to contain my laughter when I see this webm. Thanks for posting, man, I appreciate it.

He's doing push ups!
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>be bad
>play badly
>people call me bad
>agree with them
>let team use me as verbal punching bag because I serve literally no other purpose in the game, even if I try to play a healer I just get killed instantly by genji or reaper

well at least I found my place in this game
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>>152734569
Zarya. She keeps her shield up forever, and everyone else dies.
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>>152734287
I DREAMED I WAS A BUTTERFLY
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>>152733954

VIP escort.

>>152734608

TF2 is free.
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>>152734287
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH IS WHIMSICAL TODAY
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>>152734347

Are you impyling super smash bros melee is dead too?

Are you really that retarded?

>>152734521

Lucio at least has to shoot shit and has to know when to ult

Mercy doesnt even do that
She just presses shift then q when her team dies
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>>152734529
>yeah no shit you fucking moron
says the guy who asked questions which were answered by the message on overbuff

holy fuck man
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>>152734131
>implying she didn't use her Mountain Kike magic to make him a real fleshy cock
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>>152734569
No one would ever die. It would just be an endurance test and whichever team falls asleep first loses.
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I main genji
Fuck what you think nigga
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>>152734549
Twitch means nothing
A showmatch bootcamp (CSGO) between SK and Na'vi today had 50k peak of viewers.
More than anything I saw on ESL_Overwatch
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>>152734548

Torb was an engineer, not a soldier/agent
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>>152734703

Just because she has a shield up doesn't mean she can't be countered.
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>>152734735
so what can i do to fix it though like do you have an answer or?????????????????
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>>152734608
I play both and I don't buy that. Aside from there virtually being no active normal community servers past midnight aside from maybe Skial the casual mode queues are way longer in Tf2 than OW across the board.
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>>152734601
Too bad you will never taste it
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>>152734798
i think you will main hanzo when the update comes out nigga
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>>152734724
>Mercy doesnt even do that
this is how I know you're bad at mercy
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>>152734841
922k for Dota 2
Holy shit
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>>152734798
>He mains a single character
>He Isn't proficient in at least 5 characters

Spotted the shitter
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I want to marry Mercy!
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tfw nobody plays Overwatch
tfw TF2 is more popular
tfw Blizzard shills twitter/reddit with bot accounts
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>>152734724
You really think it's that simple, don't you? It's actually kind of funny.
Lucio doesn't have to aim, that isn't his job.
And I've won more 1v1s with flankers than I can count. I can defend myself perfectly fine as Mercy.
Too bad those flankers will never get the chance. My team would obviously be watching to protect me.
You know, like any competent person with a support.
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>>152734569
Reaper can just stay in Danny Phantom mode
McCree can Flashbang people to death with no issue
Mei becomes an Ice Cube
Winston, Genji, Junkrat, Pharah, D.Va become the gods of the sky

Zarya is unstoppable

Tracer becomes more annoying
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I want to marry Dr. Ziegler /owg/, it hurts so badly knowing that I will never cuddle with her at night as we go to bed together, basking in her angelic warmth.
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>>152734724
Mercy is literally for people who don't know how to support or don't want to bother to learn. She's the OW version of the LoL character Soraka. Braindead easy, but a good one can actually do some work. It's just a really, really low skill floor and a really high ceiling (for something so simple. The ceiling is literally just knowing when to do things or when not to, but for the average OW player, that's really hard and complicated).
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>>152734876
Fight me
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>>152734937
real talk, why don't company's pay people to inflate their player count? seems like an easy way to make their games seem more popular then they actually are.
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>>152734558
I love Roadhog, I'm just saying that his hook was already one of the best abilities in the game and with the bugfix they made it even better in the same patch that they shit on the two best healers and ignored characters underpowered to the point of being unplayable like the one who recently got an animated short dedicated exclusively to them.

Whether that buff was intentional or inadvertent it just seems symptomatic of Blizzard's inability to properly balance this game in general. I agree it should have been fixed but they did nothing to compensate for the fact that an ability that already spelled instant death most of the time is about to become a lot more consistent.
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>>152734915
300+ hours of genji
Fuck off

>>152734883
Hanzo is cool
I hate mei and d.va though
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>>152735001
>wanting to marry a sterile woman
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>>152734854

It kinda does seeing as it prevents all damage and prevents all disables

>>152734608

>9 year old game
>54k average players this month

VS

>3 month old game
>Over 10 million copies sold

Fuck no, theres more people playing overwatch

Have you queued for a TF2 lobby recently? Takes ages compared to Overwatch
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>>152734854
How so? I thought her shield blocked everything save Symmetra's balls
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>>152734915
I main.

Reaper
Lucio
Zarya

Is this a problem?
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>>152734924
>wants to marry mercy
>posts a different women
uhhh
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>>152735046
I don't even give a shit man.
I would give her all my love anyways.
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>>152734862
if there was something you could do to fix it, the message would probably tell you how to fix it, and not tell you it's blizzard's problem
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>>152735046
>Not wanting to be able to endlessly pump loads into her womb her without getting her preggos
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>>152734903

Over half a million of them third worlders playing from pc cafes and chinese alt accounts made for the sole purpose of selling high ranked accounts to scrubs
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>>152735143
so the solution is buy more loot boxes
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>>152735085
Whoops, meant to post this!
I love Mercy! I hope everyone does great in matches today!
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>>152735031
>tfw I want to mine salt as Roadhog but no matter what I do I can't get a killshot with his M1 after hookng
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>>152734915
Zarya, Lucio, Pharah, Symmetra, and Im trying to become proficient with Tracer
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>>152734915
I main two characters, at least one is always useful, if both are taken I can just blag it as a healer or something.
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>>152735046
That's cool. Not like Genji could give her kids anyway
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>get hooked by roadhog as he's falling down a pit

nerf when
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>>152735179
yes, now be a good goy and find your credit card
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>>152735014
mercy is a easier version of medic from tf2
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>>152734915
I'm just equally bad at everybody.
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>maining characters
Why would you literally deprive yourself of run?

It's like buying a singleplayer game with 20 campaigns, only playing one until exhaustion and then brag about it on the internet. You are literally wasting the money it cost you to buy the game.
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>>152735185
I think there's some kind of bug with him, because I'll pull someone into an M1, then melee, then that usually kills anyone with 275hp or less. But sometimes, it deals no damage. None. The animations happen, the ammo is spent, but no damage. It's kinda... frustrating.
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>>152735182
i wouldn't mind having a cute girl just sincerely tell me positive and encouraging things like that desu senpai
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>>152734915
>Tracer
>Zarya
>Lucio
>Pharah (rip skyqueen)
>Widowmaker
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>>152734841
yet both are dwarfed by LoL

THE BEST ESPORT

LEAGUE
OF
LEGENDS
WINS
AGAIN
BAYBEE
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>>152735014
>The ceiling is literally just knowing when to do things or when not to
So she has no ceiling at all?

>>152735254 is basically it
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>>152735285
>Not specializing to become better at the game
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>>152734657
>implying Ana and Reinhardt aren't the better combo
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>>152735285
>run

Fucked up. Disregarded. Tell that to TF2 with Sollys and Demos and CSGO with the AWP.
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>>152735285
Because they are all less fun than the character I like the most.

Never got "exhaustion", never even got bored, 90+ hours in Pharah, only stopped playing her when the new ridiculous McRee started taking her out the game
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>>152735408
I'm not talking about TF2 or CSGO familia
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>>152735252
>get hooked from across the map
>get hooked from high ground
>get hooked from low ground
>get hooked into wells
>get hooked while hes falling
>get hooked through fucking walls

I can't take it anymore. atleast shorten the range a little bit or something.
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>>152735356
lol community is worse than tumblr tho
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>>152735014

>But a good one can actually do some work

"no"
Mercy is shit no matter how much people delude themselves into thinking their brain dead "Hold M1 to heal 50 health per second then press Q when people are dead" hero is

>>152734894

I havent touched mercy since she was nerfed into the ground so yeah Im probably pretty rusty with a bottom tier hero
Shame that doesnt matter because you shouldnt be picking her ever

>>152734957

>Lucio doesnt have to aim, that isnt his job

He doesnt have to, but it fucking helps

>And I've won more 1v1s with flankers than I can count. I can defend myself perfectly fine as Mercy.

Then you're playing in beyond shit tier if you're fighting heroes that cant kill a mercy

>Its ok, my hero doesnt have to be good, my team will protect me!

I really wish people would actually play the game at a competent level before they come in and start spouting shit
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my comp rank is 2999

what's that mean? am I average? below average? above average?
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>>152735403
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>>152735403
>more ARG shit
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>>152735254
Yes and no. Both ults require thought, but the Medic's is always useful if you have a Heavy. Pretty straightforward. You don't ult as Mercy in certain circumstances. You just don't. The Medic's is binary. Mercy's is like, "choose one of the following three scenarios" easy. Slightly more complex. Which again, for the average OW player, is too much. Hence all the bad Mercys.
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>Maining Characters
>Playing Genji when its clearly not the right time for him

I mean damn, I like me some Trashmouse but there are some scenarios where he's just gunna get shat on every time
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Do people really believe they'll make any OW team members have romantic interest in one another.
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>>152735182
I'm honestly crying right now because I'll never marry her.
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>>152735285

There's only so many "Good" heroes worth practicing.

Picking up shit heroes for fun in QP occasionally to fuck around is one thing, but when Im playing seriously I wanna play good heroes, so to that end I should be practising good heroes
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>>152735517
2999 divided by 50 you fucking manchild
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>>152735356
>>152735484
worst community butt the single best streamer in mankinds history
The one and only, the man the legend, the Pie
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>>152735356
Outdated client, unbalanced game, boring competitive scene, and the worst community on the Internet. No thanks
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>76 vs 76
>win
>teabag him
>mccree comes to avenge him
>kill him and teabag him too
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The thing is, what does Mercy bring to the table other than rez? Her healing feel subpar after playing Ana for a while. I don't get why people cling to Mercy when there is a clear better option.
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>>152735598
Ana and Jack seem pretty damn flirty.
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>>152735517
It's out of 5000. Is almost 3k above, below, or just at the middle, smart guy?
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What is the little Reaper meme called?
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>>152735640
ayy lets go
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>>152735637
so 60

no need to be a cunt, manchild
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>>152735359
>for the average OW player, that's too hard
This is the part you missed. Mercy is hard to play well because her good play is 100% based around player decision making. And most OW players suck. So most Mercys suck.
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>>152735689
Reaper
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>tfw Blizzard spends all this time tweaking Genji and Mcree
>Symmetra is still untouched and worst character by far.
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>tfw autistic main on your team refuses to switch off of their one-trick, when multiple counters exist on the enemy team and they are single-handedly making you play a 5v6
>tfw you cannot avoid them and they might be on your team in the NEXT game you play, too
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>>152735252
>>152735481
>shitters can't deal with the third best tank in the game
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I WANT NIP GENJO REEEEEE
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>>152735403
>They actually used that Reaper pic
Heh
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>>152735689
Reapfield?
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>>152735517

You would have been rank 59/60 under Season 1's system.

So thats above average, pretty decent. You did aight anon

>>152735403
>>152735543

This has been around for hours, where have you guys been?

>>152735717

>All mercy's suck

Fixed.
Its hard to distinguish good players and bad players on mercy anyway because no matter what they do they'll be gimping their team for not being zen/lucio
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>>152735504
>opinions = fact
Okay. I guess we both lose then.
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>>152735689
Reapfield?
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>>152735717
I have like 76 hours with Mercy and it isn't hard at all, playing Mercy is literally just hiding most the time and hoping they don't pull out a good Tracer/Genji! I can't believe people actually think Mercy takes skill.
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what does reaper look like without the mask on? shouldn't he be old like 76?
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>>152735689
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>>152735867
Burnt alive
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>>152735764
The guy who complains about team comp first has to switch.
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>>152735783
I can deal with him by playing Zarya.
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>>152735764
>TL;DR Genji mains
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>>152735783
I love going Hog Wild. The salt is real. The enemy team will never congratulate you, or be happy at a well-fought loss. They will just hate you. 4 votes on a card 4-ever. The salt is real. Enemy team confirmed for Omnics.
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What's up with the Red Tracer art I've come across?
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stuck at "Entering Game" screen....
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>>152735904
>>152735924

i switched before we even started, to play a pozzy-ass lucio because we needed one

i hate lucio
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>>152733932
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>>152735867
better question, if i take it off...will he die?
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seriously remove stuns or allow abilities to be used during them to escape
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>>152735324
>>152735607
Don't worry! I'm sure somewhere out there is a cute girl that loves you for who you are!

I love everyone here /owg/! <3
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>>152735819
>>152735759
>>152735824

I fucking love all the Reapfield stuff with 76. Has a route straight to my funny bone

>>152735823

Below 5% pickrate aka "fucking useless shit tier" in tourneys isn't an opinion anon.

Its a fact
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>>152735867
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>>152735983
This is too much.
We are crossing the line.

let's keep going
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Guys i fell in love with this woman. Is this okay? What should I do?
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Anyone got a webm of Dva's sitting animation?
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>>152736005
I always get a hardy chuckle out of it as well, anon.
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>>152735993
It would be extremely painful.
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>>152735820
>Its hard to distinguish good players and bad players on mercy anyway because no matter what they do they'll be gimping their team for not being zen/lucio
I will admit both are stronger than she is. I don't actually play Mercy at all, I play Zen, but it's kind of a shame you've never had a good clutch Mercy on your team.

>>152735842
So you've been bad at Mercy for 76 hours? Why do you even play this game?
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>>152736010

Can someone edit the last panel into Reapfield?
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Post The coughing Hog
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>>152733396
The Genji nerf now helps Junk's playability. Weebsword dash would lay waste to the traps that will now instead effectively stop that fucker in his tracks.
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When are they fixing 76?
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>>152735598
I'd like to think Reaper and Widow have a humorless, professional relationship.

Dinner table is probably dead silent with a tinge of resentment like a WASP couple.
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>>152735980
>Love playing Reaper, have a thing for shotguns.
>Haven't been able too play him for two days straight because everyone and their moms decide to play damage dealers
>Reinhard is quickly becoming my most played champion

Actually caring is suffering
>>
he's a stout guy
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>>152736010
>reveal reapy's face
>this track kicks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
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>>152736001
No fuck you, there is no one out there for me.
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>>152735995
That would be nice. Pharah could rocket off, Lucio could push him away, all sorts of counters if the guy isnt fast enough.
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>>152736104
He's a big guy
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https://youtu.be/Ew1AM8ZYDNU
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>>152736135
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>>152736103
>reapfield
Fuck yeah

>>152736005
Not my fault you can't cheat on Mercy. ;^)
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>>152735717
Never seen a good Mercy. This is coming from someone with 300+ hours of OW. Hiding and pressing Q at the right time isn't hard if it's the ONLY thing you have to do.

>>152735967
Shitty AU ideas.
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>>152735031
I feel like they already are fixing the defense heroes, just very slowly and not all at once. Like with Mei and Hanzo. It's not uncommon to slowly bring your chabges one by one because one buff/nerf can change the meta dramatically and in unexpected ways.

Zen actually did get a buff in the form of Genji's ult nerf. Now his ult perfectly cancels his. They're also cracking down on anim cancels like with Torb so naturally Genji would follow (don't know why they're going this direction but they are). The only Genji nerf that doesn't make sense, and it's his worst nerf, is the double jump thing.

Not all the changes were good but some do have some sense behind it. I'm hoping they do get around to fixing more heroes in the following updates.

I think they need to bite the bullet and change the shape of the hitboxes instead of the size. This way they can have big hitboxes for the hook and the arrows without weird moments caused by the edges of rectangles. Cylinders or capsules would be good.
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>>152736001
can you love me anon
>>
Blizzard really fucked up catering to the furry, autistic, waifu and gay ERP community all in one game.

Any internet space they occupy becomes unbearable, and once you can no longer read or discuss anything about the game without being disgusted your will to keep playing slowly fades.
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>>152736159
>Reaper and Widow sitting on different ends of a long table.
>"...the salad is good."
>"Yes."
>"So...Ana Amari is alive."
>"I know."
>"You gonna do anything about it?"
>"I'm trying, ok!?"
>"Don't yell at me because you can't kill anyone!"
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>gold roadhog

oh my

how embarrassing
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>>152736296
Of course! i love everyone in /owg/ !
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>>152735504
>He doesn't have to but it fucking helps
So does Mercy's damage boost.

>Playing in beyond shit teir
Basically. I play Mercy more than anyone else so the game doesn't actually level me up as fast as most DPS heroes

>My team will protect me
That's what separates Mercy from other supports. By herself she is terrible, but with a team that's willing to protect her, she can do amazing shit.

I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. After all, your arguments can just go in circles for hours. Take into consideration the fact that there are exceptions to everything. Just like how a Zen/Lucio combo won't ensure a victory.
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>>152736332
>Furry
What where is the furry?
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>>152736056
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>>152736272
>Hiding and pressing Q at the right time isn't hard if it's the ONLY thing you have to do.
It's sad most people seem to be missing my point that the average OW player CANNOT MANAGE THIS.

Doesn't matter much; arguing on the internet, blah blah. Gonna go actually play the game.
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>>152736332
Riot needs to bring their game up and bring those faggots back to LoL
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>tfw attack apparently has an advantage on all maps in high level play
>in low level play defense has a massive advantage

Guys that Bastion won't just die if you look at him funny

Guys yes you ulted that Bastion but they have a Mercy so he's back now

Guys the enemy naturally groups on the control point so as attack we have to actually think and do the same thing
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>>152736382
That'd be hilarious.
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>>152736409
found the furfag
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>>152736425
>>152735983
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>>152736176
just joined a lobby with three hanzos because "lmao quickplay dude don't get salty it's just qp haha look at me shit all in my pants and roll all over the team like a retarded, malformed toddler!"

i blame league of legends for the whole "you're not allowed to get mad at me if i play like a retard in unranked!" thing. most cancerous mindset, and it spreads like fucking wildfire because it's validation for all the shitters and autists that want to just fuck up games

i am TIRED OF IT

i will play whatever

BUT I CANNOT PLAY THREE CHARACTERS AT ONCE
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>>152736238
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>>152736390
even people like >>152736063 ???
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>>152736409
Winston I guess. Or if you want to reach Okami Hanzo.
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What's the hottest, juiciest, the most moist, epic and thrilling pro match that I can watch right now? Atlantic showdown was pretty neat, but I dont follow pro scene too much to lurk for myself.
Can anyone rec me some good videos?
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We Sombra yet?
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>>152736457
I just hope some other studio releases such an obvious fapbait ERP game and they all leave
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>>152736213
Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right.
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>>152736546
This is when you join the meme and become one with the Hanzo.
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>>152736479
>being a drooling retard where ideas like "group up and attack" or "focus the bastion" are too complex for you is a huge disadvantage

No shit, just hope you never end up in the low ranks of overwatch.
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>>152736390
Glad to see someone is keeping a positive attitude. Lord knows we need more of that around here.
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>>152736548
even that anon!

Hana is for lewd
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>>152736546
It's fucking suffering man
It's the reason I only play in minimum 3 stacks now, so we can pick a tank, healer and proficient dps
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>>152736615
>team goes six hanzos
>tfw we win by obnoxious general direction spaming
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>>152736457
Real talk do people still unironically play league? I quit in s3 and my friends have all slowly quit as well
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>>152736382
>"Says the Reaper who can't reap an old man!"
>"Shut it, that's none of your business. How did your husband even tolerate you?"
>"You're always like this! This is exactly why Jack was promoted and not you."
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>>152736546
This is why I think the game needs another mode called "Unranked" where you have all the rules of Comp, but no ranking. Practice mode, basically. Unlocks at level 20.
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>>152736116

>Never had a clutch mercy

I have. Back when she was good. It was annoying as fuck to attack into. And annoying as fuck to defend against. Wasnt fun when it was every single game.

>>152736403

>she can do amazing shit.

What is this amazing shit you keep referencing?

Worse healing than lucio?
A shittier version of zen's discord orb with her damage beam?

Less damage than zen and his 0 fall off balls of pain?

An ult that only does anything once your team is dead rather than let them actually win the fight?

When mercy uses her ult, shes making her team fight 5v6, then rezzing them to do it again

When lucio does it, he's giving everyone huge temp shields and boost them to be fast asf, while doing his own sources of damage and knocking people around

When Zen's doing it, he's giving his entire team +50% damage against the enemy tank and preventing his team from dying in the first place while his ult lasts.
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>>152736673
hana is for beating
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>>152736585
Sorry, friend. I'm gonna be here fapping over Junkrat forever.
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>>152735319
I get the same exact thing, too. Hit sounds and marker as if they got meatshot, but 0 damage from the shot. What heroes do you notice it on? It mainly happens against Lucio for me.
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Why the fuck did they make it a 23 hour countdown?
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>>152736116
How does Mercy take any amount of skill? Please tell me because knowing when to rez and hiding isn't skill it's common sense.
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>>152732856
>>152733037
http://i.imgur.com/8hzlx19.gif
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>>152736546
>being this salty some people want to have fun in quick play
holy shit lmao
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>>152736749
its one less then 24 hours
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>>152736691
I have no idea, I quit a few months back.
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>>152736601
go to hell

I wish someone loved me
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>>152736749
23rd hero
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WHERE
IS
WINSTON
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>>152736570
ESL cologne 2013 had some nailbiters
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>>152736546
play comp
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>>152736691
I still play ARAMS with friends every once in a while, but I refuse to play regular league with them

when they actually get me to do it I feed my ass off as a jungler while drinking slave vodka
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>>152736768
Delete this
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Did you get everything you wanted out of the Olympics, /owg/?

And if you did, what's that feel like?
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>>152735046
>No consequence creampies
You've only made this dilemma worse

>tfw the captcha is pies
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>>152736615
it is every other fucking game, though; i joined in once as everyone in a lobby played winston on numbani, and while retarded, it was its own kind of fun

everyone joined in, though; no stragglers, nobody roped into it (was expressed during char selection)

that one game was enough WACKY MEMERY for a fucking lifetime

>>152736676
yeah; i started about a month ago, and it's pathetic how well i do with two other friends purely because we want to win, we have basic game knowledge, we aren't noncommunicative vow-of-silence fucking franciscan monks, and we will play whatever

>>152736705
i just want a seamless S2 transition. why they couldn't extend S1 and give us that, i do not know.

>>152736773
quick play is all there is, asshole; you are part of the problem
>haha u salty
>haha i'm fucking up other peoples' fun for HI-LARIOUS HIJINKS
fucking die
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>>152736746
Lucio and Ana, mostly. Hm. I wonder If I should say something to Blizz about it? Might be a bug if he's in like, speed mode or something.

>>152736750
>common sense
>OW players
Dude, you just answered your own question. Her "ceiling" is 100% skill based. Which is a lot to ask/expect out of "omg Bastion is OP" OW players. High level players are always the exception in every game, so 5% of the players having a different experience isn't something to focus on. It's why Genji got nerfed; he dominated at ALL levels.
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>>152736841
Me too, I would date a dude if he loved me even if the relationship would only last as long as he could take being blue balled, at least I'd know what being loved is..
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>>152736574
14-15 hours
>>152736749
Jim Carrey
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>>152736992
>fucking die
stay salt
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>>152736707
>implying Lucio can heal tanks better than Mercy
>implying another healer isn't on the team
>implying the team didn't burn out all of their ults and are in a position in which our team has an advantage
>implying people can't just wait out Lucio's ultimate
>implying Zen's ult can block Junkrat's ult, and that's only one example
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>>152736768
D.va wants to be PINNED by a Real Tank!
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>>152736118
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>>152736841
I will always love you.
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>>152736695
Eventually ends in hate sex followed by remorse.

It's like watching my parents relationship all over again.
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>QP a few hours ago
>2 go Hanzo on RT66 Attack
>fuck it, we all go Hanzo
>don't even make it to the first checkpoint
>enemy team actually gets salty at us
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>>152737023
"you're mad" is an observation, not a counterargument

you're a shit player shitting up a shit game, and nobody would miss you
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>>152737046
DELETE THIS
REINHARDT IS PURE AND WOULD -NEVER- FUCK A DIRTY VAGINA
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>>152737065
10/10
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>>152736951
>Get Lucio skin
>Hate Lucio

>Get Zarya skin
>Shit at Zarya

All I wanted was American McGee, slutty Tracer or Nippon Genji
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>>152737046
Anon, you are a god among men
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Who's the most useless hero in your opinion /owg/?
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>somebody types in chat
>block them immediately
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>>152736951
got all the skins/emotes/highlight intros, didn't get 2 victory poses and most of the sprays/voice lines but I'm satisfied.
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>>152737065
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>>152737119
I know how it is
we got rekt
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>>152737120
>still mad
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>>152737029
>using Mercy to heal tanks when Ana can do it instantly and gets ult insanely fast

Why is Mercy considered good again?
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>>152737104
I think it'd likely end in Widow going to her room to cry when Reaper insults Gerard too much, and Reaper then regretting it.
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>>152736951
>no Widow spray or skin
>got almost everything else

Suffering, anon.
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>>152737150
>Got dozens of duplicates of all of the ones you wanted
>All I wanted was Zarya's skin and it never dropped
I wish we could trade or something.
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reminder that literally no one plays this shitty game anymore and this game as a spectator e-sport literally doesnt work.
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>gold guns sparkle on the ptr now
Damn
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>>152736691

Yeah they do. I heard some drama about a dynamic queue that made people quit but that's about it.
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>>152737046
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So now that LucioBall is over, what did you guys think about it?

Fun? Not Fun? How would you improve it?

What other character-specific brawls would you like to see later on?
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>>152737089
No you don't. Fuck you. People like you are the worst.

>>152737006
Why blueballed?
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>Play live qp
>Get toddlers who probably dont know how to use a mouse and keyboard

>Play PTR
>Fight against McCrees who probably know how to use an actual gun and have an 80% accuracy

there is no equal ground
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do people really get angry at what people play in quick play?
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>>152737292
wtf i love golden guns now
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I wonder when they're gonna deal with the moon gorillas. That's gonna become a issue eventually.
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Is Widowmaker Yzma and Reaper Kronk?
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>>152737229
She isn't; but being a "good" Mercy take decision making. Lucio is brain-dead; Ult when pushing the point or defending it if it's up. Skate around spamming M1 otherwise. Speed boost out the gate, then never again. Zen is too. Left shift. E a tank. Spam M1. Ult whenever an enemy ults pretty much. Honestly, all the healers in this game are brain-dead. Ana is too. And even worse with her if you can't aim you're awful. At least as far as healers go aimbots/cheaters can actually do well with her. There are more cheating Anas out there than you think. I have watched the kill cams.
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https://a.pomf.cat/wpmfci.webm

https://a.pomf.cat/jczcsr.webm

A couple of dumb POTGs I just got.
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>>152736951

Got McCree skin, Zarya skin, Genji skin. On the final day I managed to get the Tracer skin. I'm pretty pleased.
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>>152737065

I love you anon

>>152737029

>>implying Lucio can heal tanks better than Mercy

He doesnt have to.

>Implying another healer isnt on the team

Yeah there is, and his name is Zenyatta, not mercy

>>implying the team didn't burn out all of their ults and are in a position in which our team has an advantage

They wont have to do that when its 5v6 because mercy is hiding waiting to rez

>implying people can't just wait out Lucio's ultimate

>Waiting in the middle of a fight
Good idea

>implying Zen's ult can block Junkrat's ult, and that's only one example

It cant and thats a counter. Lucio's ult blocks it though.

Thats what makes them in tandem so powerful

Lucio speed boosts his team in with over 1000 hp for a fast hard push in which your team cant die because of the barrier
Then Zen ults as it wears off to keep everyone immortal.

Theres no point in dying
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>>152737313
Thank you, I needed a SFW version
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>>152737353
It was fun for a few matches but they should really make his amp up speed the base speed for that mode and then let you go faster.
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>>152737353
gremlin deva LOL XD
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>>152736951
>get Tre Kronor skin
>didn't get the voiceline or spray
>now they're stuck behind a paywall and I'll never get all the items

feels fuckin bad
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>>152737284
E-sport overwatch is so fucking bad.
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>>152737413
I would like art of this.
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>>152737229
Hm. Good point. Ana can out-heal Mercy, that is true. I suppose I was wrong then, Mercy isn't a reliable support.
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>>152737353
Fun for a week, but 3 was unnecessary.

>Carnival mini games
>Widowmaker ducky shooting gallery
>Genji balloon darts

Shit, what else? Also, Autumn Carnival/Circus event? Y/N?
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>>152737373
While I don't really care, if we've never made it even close to A after 4 minutes on attack maybe it's time to fucking switch off Hanzo, Mei and Widow
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>>152737364
don't be rude. I hope you find someone who truly loves you. Good Luck.
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>>152737409

What if we just ignore them and leave them on the moon?

Maybe they've died through lack of food by now
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>>152737046
MODS

MODS
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What makes you the saltiest in game?
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>>152737353
I played it exactly once. Other people actually play those things?
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>>152737373
Nah, it's annoying at most. I just hate cheese/meme comps. It's boring. I just am glad the game only goes for like 10 minutes; if it were DotA2/LoL dealing with that for 35 mins would be really tough. I know, I played LoL for years. Thankfully not anymore.
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>>152736951
I got pretty much everything I wanted save for the mercy skin. Though I probably would have only used it for a couple days before switching back to mercy's cobalt skin.
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>>152737517
N
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>getting hurt by a hanzo ult while walking out of spawn
this is anger inducing
>>
Rate my ships

Mei x me
Mercy x me
Dva x me
Tracer x me
Widow x me
Pharah x me
Dva x me
Symmetra x toilet
Ana x retirement home
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>>152737532
There's a 50% chance they managed to colonize it. Remember, these gorilla's were only slightly less intelligent than Winston, they could've have figured out a ton of shit between the revolution and now.
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>team with healer and tank somehow loses to team with no healer and tank
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>>152737570
Hooks that pull me around corners
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>>152737528
There's no one for me

I'm here alone

I'm isolated
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>>152737364
I'm not gay, I wouldn't be able to help him out sexually.
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>Competitive season ends
>QP suddenly filled with people so incredibly retarded it is a fucking marvel that they are able to keep themselves breathing let alone play a god damn video game
COMPETITIVE SHITTERS GET OUT
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>>152737570
Being bullied as support by your own team
Idk why, but it feels worse than being bullied as any other class
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>>152737468
They're not behind a paywall though?
They're just straight up unobtainable at the moment.
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>>152737570
Teabagging

It's just unnecessarily juvenile and mean spirited.
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>>152737517
Christmas event where teams of Roadhogs, Junkrats, and Meis have to deliver as many presents down chimneys as they can.
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>>152737665
I know that feel.
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>>152736448
Then you must realize that everyone who plays Mercy is an average OW player because people who can actually make decisions aren't going to be playing Mercy. Average OW players can decide whether to press Q or not. Despite not seeing good Mercys I've seen them at least knowing when to res. If you call this arguing, I hate to see what talking looks like to you.

>>152737373
Most people I've seen get angry in QP are premades that actually try to play it like a comp match

>>152737517
(N)o, why would we have a shitty carnival games when we could have Oktoberfest theme brawl and skins
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>>152737229

She's good in quick play because everyone uses their ults randomly. So you've got the enemy team wiping your team with 1-2 ults because they're retarded, then you use the Mercy ult to revive your team. Now the enemy team is outnumbered (or they should be) and their ults are down.

What I'm saying is, Mercy is a retard babysitter.
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How do we fix her?
>>
What do DVA players see as their role?

I know on paper it's tank.
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>>152737570
When teammates instant lock characters that they clearly can not play well at all. The amount of fucking McCrees that can't hit anything is staggering.
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>>152737436
You're right. Zen/Lucio is far superior to Mercy, even with another support.
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>>152737767
She already got a buff, what more do you want?
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sombra revealed
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>>152737570
Close range Hanzo shots
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>>152737825
she looks retarded
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>>152737613
>racist /pol/ meme

(You)
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>>152737810
Lucio + Zenyatta + Zarya is such a nice combination.
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>>152737772
She's mobile as fuck, so she can double as a distraction and get behind the enemy lines to scatter them for a push
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>>152736992
dude its a videogame with cartoony graphics made for children.
Literally a Disney meets fisher price game.
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>>152737570

>Killed by enemy
>"HELLO"
>Emote doesnt come up in chat because its an enemy, but I fucking heard it

>mfw

>>152737615

You know whats sad? Winston currently has no ingame dialogue reflecting his backstory. Its in the files, but doesnt come up/is very rare currently. Like his "Go back to the moon? I dont know" line.

He is literally named after his adoptive father that wanted nothing more than to better the world, and was murdered by space apes he literally made smart for nothing.

No wonder he gets so crazy when his glasses get smashed
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>>152737767
Buff Right click
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>>152737463
This, also add vote to skip replays, that shit ate so much time.
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>>152737570
Random flashbangs or sleep darts every time I turn a corner. Hooks that defy all logic and get me across the map. People spraying their stupid shit over my sprays is my main source of salt though.
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All of Junkrat and Zenyatta's cosmetics are too good, I can't fucking choose what I want to use

>>152737767
Revert the ult buff since she gets that shit every 5 seconds anyway, make her M1 freeze faster.
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>>152737158
Mei.
>>
> It's a 'you won a game you were supposed to lose because forced 50 and now the next game will only be worse' episode
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>>152737886
bad b8 m8
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>>152737570
Meme junkrat shots.

People who leave the captured point in koth.
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are the servers being DDoS'd again?
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>>152737570
When someone chases me literally all the way back to my spawn just to kill me
I can understand if I was like a Lucio or Zen, but I'm a fucking Junkrat theres no reason to do that
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>>152737570
ohko scatter arrows
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>>152736390
that's called being a whore
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>>152736951

started at level 50, grinded solo que with no mic or no group to level 106. Got the Blue Tracer skin I wanted on my 56th loot box today at like 3:00 pm.Post your reaction to this post.
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>>152737353
I played it twice, and the second time was a misclick on the menu. It was extremely slow, unfun, and skill played practically zero part in it.

At least Rocket League is an actually fun game, and even some other games that have soccer modes (like World of Tanks) did it better.
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>>152737712
I guess I checked the store too early, as I saw that the boxes were buyable.

my b
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>>152737772
Squishy pursuit, (projectile) Ult Cancellation, backline flankers, faux turrets, Atari Ackbhar.
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>>152737825
Nice try.
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>>152737570
Getting frozen. dying to general direction spam. watching Widodmemer dancing around 10 feet away from the objective trying to shoot anything.
>>
Is it bad to play at lower sensitivity?
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>>152737767
up freeze rate, lower the slow on m1 and ult
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>>152733364
IM A DVA MAIN AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS EXISTED WTF. FUCKKKKKKKKK AND I THOUGHT I GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM THIS EVENT. SOMEONE TIE ME A FUCKING NOOSE. JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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I want Mercy to hurt me and call me worthless, to punch me in the chest and spit on me, to tell me that she hates me and never wants to see me again.
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>>152737889
That and he never likes it when he goes "apeshit". It probably reminds him of the gorilla's that killed everything that was near and dear to him.
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>>152737982
This, I don't know if Rocket League spoiled me or what but Lucioball bored the fuck out of me
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>>152737664
Like literally isolated? You can't talk to anyone or meet people your age?

That sucks man, if you can get out of that situation you should.
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If Mercy is terrible and I shouldn't play her, then what support should I play?
Everyone seems to want to kill me if I pick anything other than Lucio or Mercy, and people are too stupid to understand they they need to be next to me in order to get healed.
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>>152737570
Hanzo on Offense. Mei on Offense.

Team members going off on their own individually instead of grouping up.

People not voting for good healers

3 white and 1 blue
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>>152737772
tanks

I drop down on a point
I hold that point
And even if I don't do much damage, I never die
Even when they think I'm dead, I'm not
I eat ults for breakfast and come out smiling
I physically get in the way of people shooting and don't feel a goddamn thing

that's what being a goddamn tank is, drawing aggro and taking a beating while the offensives do their job
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i want genji to be my best friend forever <3
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>>152737909
His scarecrow ones are the best. Jester a shit.
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Could the 2-3 ERPing deadbeats put a trip on please?

No one wants to see you post the thousands of tumblr drawings you saved of every hero accompanied by spoilered text.

You have each other added on steam anyway, ERP there instead.
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>>152738170
>scarecrow skins
>good
found the anon with shit taste
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>>152738118
No, that's a song.

Still, nobody likes me. I have friends but I'm certain they don't really like me. Why would they?
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does someone have the file of Genji yelling "Angela!"?

I need it badly
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I still cannot make any sense of this image
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>tfw your shitter friends invite you to play comp on the "new" PTR
>tfw they are bragging about how they got gold
>tfw they find out you can't rank with them because you are diamond
Looks like I get to do whatever I want now, because they all realized I was carrying them.
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>>152737759
>when we could have Oktoberfest theme brawl and skins

That's racist.

>>152737767
Bare Feet

Midriff
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>>152737570
Dying to flankers
Insufferable lag
Enemy team steamrolls us
People never pushing the payload
Defense characters on Offense (doubly so if the person using them is shit)
Killing enemy team save for Mercy and letting her rez them
Mei's ult
>3 Gray, 1 Blue
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>>152738146
Lucio, Zen, and maybe Ana if you can hit shots well with her since your teammates can be far and get heals
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>>152737772
General harasser/projectile interceptor/healer assassin.

But with more health and a critbox the size of zenyatta.
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tfw off to uni and can't play overwatch until winter break

tfw shit laptop can't run ow

end me lads
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>>152738317
game will be a distant memory by then, the pop has already dropped by 70%
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They seriously need to rework junkrat. I fucking hate people playing that piece of shit character non stop. Worse than hanzo/widowmaker, I rarely see that happen actually, its always junkrats that instalock it on any situation of any map.
If people are going to do this I would like them to not be a detriment to my team. At least when we have Mercy players they're usually decent, even if mercy sucks.
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>>152737863
>facts are racist
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>>152738262
Well that's a seemingly pale figure cloaked in black. What are you not getting?
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>>152738313
>implying someone else is competent enough to play a second support
>mfw I've met people that actually think Symmetra is the only support the team needs
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>>152737772
lookin cute feelin cute
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>>152738349
[citation needed]
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would fuck the shit out symmetra no joke
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>>152738317
by the time you get back the only people still playing will be the tumblr fanbase.

Just like TF2 after a while, all the good, decent people left and all that remained was the worst dregs of humanity.

>>152738262
Even if the filename escapes you the picture is obviously a silhouette of a person.

If you can realise that you may be autistic.
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>>152738262
She's an ethereal from WoW
Etherals crossing into the overwatch world was what caused humanity to advance fast enough to build omnics. After the war, etherals were banned from Earth.
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>>152738240
Huh, my post was going to be a VtM:B joke, I really missed an opportunity there.

Still, you should at least try.
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>>152738437
I've been seeing 2 supports in every match in QP for a while now.
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>>152738458
my friends at battleborne general told me
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>>152738261
Never mind, found it

https://youtu.be/3tyH87YDJPE?t=797

If someone could make it a single file, that would be appreciated
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a kid hero would be fun
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>>152738551
What world do you live in and how do I get there?
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>>152738589
gearbox wins again...they can't keep getting way with it
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>>152738240
Sleep tight reap tight
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>>152738613
no it wouldnt
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>>152733515
How could it possibly be a ruse? Posters can't do that normally
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>>152738613
They're shooting children!

FUCKING CHILDREN!
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>>152738613
it would just turn into loli fapbait and this general would get even worse (if such a thing is possible)
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>>152738619
West coast is weird and full of healsluts.
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>>152738317
>uni
just bring your desktop if you're staying in the dorms
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>>152738214
Furries and ERP degenerates are attracted to heros like Mercy. D.va fags are literal degenerates though. Widowfag shitposting is gone above and beyond recently.
smugposting is fine though

>>152738282
Lederhosen Rein would be funny as fuck
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Losing sucks
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>>152738609
PHARMERCY BTFO
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>complaining about defence characters on offence

Bastion and to a less extent torb turret sitting on the payload is a nightmare if you can stop flankers

Mei can freeze anyone coming near the payload

Hanzo and widow are semi shit unless sniping from good positions

Junkrat is always a good dps
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>>152738609
FUCK I MESSED UP
Time stamp is 13:17
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>>152738693
Annieposters on /lolg/ are the fucking worst

The entire thread is filled with CP for days and even when it's gone the stench is still there
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>>152738609
>black scarf
Nihon is his best skin because of the red scarf.
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>>152738693
>checks out undertale general
It can always get worse
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>>152738317
I'll trade places with you? I'm an aging NEET and this life offers nothing for me. Trust me when I say this: you can definitely get bored with too much "free time".
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why are people on ptr all fucking garbage in comp

>its just ptr bro XD
idiots blocking me from getting into masters is infuriating
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>>152738740
This, I cringe every time I see someone pick Mercy or D.va, it's fucking pathetic.
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>>152738535
I already know the result.
Why try? It's like trying to do 2+2 until it's equal to 5.
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>>152738710
I'm serious how do you get people who are willing to play support I call witchcraft
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>>152738831
it's ptr though
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>>152738831
Try playing the new map playlist. Nothing but the absolute worst pieces of shit in there.
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>>152738750
>rank 1-60 opinions
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>>152738831

You realise they wipe comp progress on ptr fairly often right?
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>>152736705
If we go by HoTS, that mode will be added when this game is completely and utterly DEAD
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I don't want to fuck DVA

I just pick DVA because I think Twitch Chat is funny and she resonates with my sense of humor

Does that make me more or less cancerous than the waifufags
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>>152738589
But battleborn general died months ago.
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>Just want to play Ana
>Not great at aiming so I only play her if we have another healer so the entire weight isnt on me
>Pick ana
>Our other healer switches
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>>152738868
ptr comp is all we have until season 2 actually goes live

so if you want to ruin games, go to quickplay

>>152738980
you too
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>>152737919

>Finding new game
>Now arriving at: Hanamura
>Prepare to attack
>Two teammates instalock hanzo and genji
>One guy AFKs out at the last second
>Press tab
>Enemy team is a 4+ stack, one of them has a silver portrait

Let me die
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>>152736951
>No "You want a medal?"
>No junk or tracer intro
Well, I got my Zarya skin, and it looks boss with the gold gun, and i got most sprays so, I guess that's all that matters.
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>>152738840
>>152738740
I really miss being in the military, when we had chucklefucks that fucked with the group by being douchebags or funny guys we would personally beat the fuck out of em at night, officers never did anything cause that was just how we dealt with shitbags back then. Really wish video games were like that sometimes, I would love to slap the shit out of some of the stupid punks that play these characters.
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>>152739017
it is okay, rise the the challenge, it will make you better.
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>>152738831
you know you're not actually master, right?
PTR is so sparsely populated you'll be grouped with shitters from all ranges most of the time.
I got platinum last PTR and played with people in silver on both sides.
RAnk literally means nothing there.
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>>152739008
>I think Twitch Chat is funny
More cancerous.
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>>152739127
Edgemaster.

Thanks for the service tho
Unless you're not American, go fuck yourself if you aren't
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>>152739127
>muh military macho

I hope you enjoyed living off tax dollars.
Literally glorified welfare niggers.
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Lads, i have found the holy grail.
It's beautiful
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>Reaper saying this is my curse

OOOHHH YEEEAAAAHHH

THIS IS MY CURSE
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>>152738849
I dunno maybe it has to do with higher levels? I usually pick Ana and some rando will instapick Lucio/Mercy.
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>>152738736
this. you sure as hell won't have as much time, but you'd still be able to get in a match or two before class or whatever.
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>>152739127
Dank you for your service.
What branch/mos were you?
>>
Well I'm done with QP until next season. Shit is fucking liquid aids it's not even a game. Nothing but stacks and retards. Haven't had a satisfying match all day.
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>>152739194
>you know you're not actually master, right?

was rank 78 s1
mmr carries over even in ptr
nice 1
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>>152738952

Try playing a character other than Genji or whatever Reddit tells you is viable you faggot
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>>152736951
>didn't get Widow's voiceline or spray
>but got her skin and player icon
I feel numb. I wanted everything.
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so is the meta basically

zarya
reinheardt
lucio
zenyatta

and the remaining two slots are either tracer, genji, reaper or mccree?

i'm new to the game but that's all i see
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>>152736951

>French widow
>Sweden yes torb
>Nippon genji
>Weightlifter zarya
>Sprinter tracer
>Football lucio

>Lucio into
>Junkrat intro
>Symmetra dance taunt

All in all, pretty content senpai. Got one of each legendary, some good shit, pretty happy

Got the zarya and tracer skins in the last two days too
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How slowpoke am i? What is it
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How would you buff him?
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>>152739287
artcow or whatever can do them
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>>152739450
yeah pretty much. The Zarya can switch to DPS if necessary though that's rare.
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>>152735661
>"Hey can someone get that soldier on the righ-"
>"Alright thanks."
>"Aw man, you didn't have to teabag him."
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>>152736951
No, I got the tracer legendary I wanted, the roadhog diving spray, and literally nothing else I cared about.

I opened about 45 boxes.
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>>152739450
i would say reinhardt/winston/dva but other than that yea
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>>152739508
another skull for reddit to jerk off over
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
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>>152739450

Pretty much

Throw in a winston on koth

And dva + roadhog see some play
But thats the most popular comp as it is.

Problem is lucio zen being too strong, and defense heroes all being too weak.
But hanzos getting buffed into playability next patch, so we gettin there senpai
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>>152739232
>>152739361
>someone says he was a soldier
>"""dank u for ur servises :-DDDD"

Why are amerifats so brainwashed?
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>>152739520
i like his role as "extremely viable...as a niche pick"

just buff his ult or shield and he'd be perfect
>>
do you guys like memes?
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>dammmmmnnn this healer sucks dick

Coming from the Genji that is literally always at the enemy teams spawn and expects me to heal him instantly when the abilities on cool down as I just used it on my team
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>>152739450
Depends on the level of play. Zarya and Winston are picked more than Reinheardt
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>>152739582
Teabagging is a sign of respect and I would never do my enemy the dishonor of ignoring their dead body.
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>>152739520
make his jump do some damage if he lands near/goes through
give his shield more health
either of those would be good
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>>152739638
Hanzo still won't see anything in competitive, like who you going to switch out for him.
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>>152739646

His ult is fine IMO but I agree with the shield.
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>>152739012
>All around me are familiar faces
>Worn out places, worn out faces
>Bright and early for their daily races
>Going nowhere, going nowhere
>Their tears are filling up their glasses
>No expression, no expression
>Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
>No tomorrow, no tomorrow
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>>152739520
make his ult charge even faster and make shooting him during ult not give the enemy ult charge. chimping out constantly would make him more useful
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>>152739127
These people might legit have autism, but yeah they could deserve getting their shit slapped a bit.
Thanks for the service military bro.

>>152739520
Winston is a niche pick. A shield buff would be a nice buff though.
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>>152739645
t. eurocuck
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>>152739450
SADLY
I hate this, I want to use Widow but get bullied for it.
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>>152739750

You can go mccree hanzo if your off tank is zarya to setup for spirit dragons

Its ridiculous ranged damage.
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>>152739761
>xb1 giveaway at 125 followers
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>>152738747
>Mercy going for some dickless jap when she has Torb
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>>152739715
His jump already damages if he lands near someone, it's really effective, but hard to use properly, especially because spacing his shield requires you to be exactly not on top of your enemy. It's kinda bullshit how it works counter to his whole game.
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>their team
>Lucio, Reinhardt, Genji, McCree, Zarya, Reaper
>mine
>me as lucio, 3 genji, a Hanzo and a bastion
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>>152739645
I'm pretty sure that's just that edgelord faggot samefagging in all fairness
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>>152739816

>anglosphere

Literal /int/ meme
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>>152735403
Blizzard is trying to copie EA, like they did with the Phatom Bow, But now with a useless Retarded Emo Hero.
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>>152739450
on pro level the current standard team would be
zarya winston mcree reaper lucio zen. that's right now before the genji nerf patch
sometimes people go genji instead of reaper, sometimes you see rein instead of winston etc...
zarya lucio zen mcree are base 4 picks though
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>>152739872

The enemy is supposed to run away from you when you jump on them, then you drop the shield when they turn around to shoot back
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>>152739816
Kek, I was sure someone was gonna (You) my post calling me an eurocuck or some variation of "cuck."

Murriclaps are so predictable, guess that comes with being brainwashed.
>>
Me booga

Team extra booga
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>>152738613
>Blizzard putting an underage kid in the game
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>>152739645
Because we're raised that way with propaganda from pretty much birth, you always see support our troops everywhere despite the phrase meaning literally nothing.
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>>152739962
Why would they do that? I just walk into the winston and headshot him to death.

I can do it with soldier without even dropping his heal.
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>>152739968
eurocuck superb owl wins: 0
USA superb owl wins: 50

checkmate atheists
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>>152739816
double bantz in that image since the UK brexited.
holy phuck
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What are some good places to find NSFW overwatch cosplay? I really can't get into SFW stuff
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>>152739874
Every damn time
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This bitch is so broken, don't tell me that she doesn't have a huge powergap between her and other heroes. Nerf when?
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>>152739582
>>152739692
>Be playing Reinhardt on Hollywood attack
>Enemy Ana keeps using her sleep dart to bully our soldier 76 by putting him to sleep and t-bagging him before she kills him
>See her do this again right next to a wall
>Charge her while she's preoccupied and crush her against the wall
>T-bag her for shits and giggles
>She proceeds to put me to sleep and t bag me the rest of the match
>I return the favor by doing the same to her when I kill or use my ult on her.
>Tfw we have a friendly t-bag off for the rest of the match.
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>>152739645
Because unlike yuropoors, americans are encouraged to love the country and the people fighting for it.
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>>152739008
>I think Twitch chat is funny
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>>152740025
It's never to late to open your brain senpai.

>>152739820
Same tbqh.

I wish she was meta again. I didn't get to see those golden days.
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>>152740079
GET THE FUCK OUT AND LEAVE MY MUSCLEWIFE
A L O N E
L
O
N
E
SHE'S FINE THE WAY SHE IS
ANY NERF AT ALL WILL COMPLETELY SHIT CAN HER
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152740061
Not sure desu. I would try reddit.

All I know of is this:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57696acc9db5b
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>>152740057
this is the most reddit post I've seen all day, and I've been browsing reddit all day.
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>>152740105
More like love jews and the people fighting for multinationals and oil lmao.
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>that one guy that shoots zarya's shield
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>>152740135
>I wish she was meta again. I didn't get to see those golden days.
Here's a brief synopsis:
>Walk out of spawn
>Die
>Walk out of spawn
>Die
>Walk out of spawn
>Get bodyshot for 90% hp
>Try to find health
>Die
It was fucking ridiculous and even her counters weren't really that useful
>>
I'm good at aimbot heroes but I haven't really played a shooter before so my actual aiming mechanics suck. How do I git gud, is there any tips/tricks for me besides sinking hundreds of hours of my life into this game.
>>
>>152740079
When you learn how to play reaper.
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>>152740234
I wish she was powerful but required more skills or something.

It hurts to see her being useless except you're a demigod with aim and even then if you're that good McCree completely outclasses her.
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>pick lucio
>a three-star picks him also
>Oh thank fuck this weight has been lifted
>I switch to Zarya
>so does he
>I switch back to lucio
>so does he
>I switch to mccree, he stays lucio
>after first checkpoint he switches to zarya
>I switch back to lucio
>so does he
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>>152740265
Do the Ana practice. 1v6 Hard Ana AI Skirmish with 'headshots only' on. Wash, rinse, repeat to git gud.
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>>152740347
Why didn't you go double lucio? it's OP as fuck
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>>152740265
Try adjusting your grip on your mouse and lowering your sensitivity. With McCree, try not to just spam at max firerate and wait a moment between shots, allow the recoil to fully reset. That's a good way to start.
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>>152732602
When does the next comp season start?

Because I'm absolutely fucking sick of queuing into losing matches that are just absolute stomps of people who did nothing but play Competitive bringing their cancerous asses into the casual faggot queue. I get it, you memecomp and copy Seagull and got your golden gun for playing heroes that are overpowered/overplayed in the current "meta", but don't bring your faggot shit into quick play. You wanna be a tryhard in the off season? League of Legends still exists, fuck off to there instead of toxifying another playerbase with your bullshit.
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>>152740347
>tfw qp with a 5 man group and bullying the rando by all picking what he picks until he leaves
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>>152740347
You're getting bullied Anon
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>>152740273
>there are people out there who don't play Reaper
I just don't understand.
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>>152740135
So many people bitched on /owg/ when Widow was in the meta it was hilarious. Every other post was "whoever has the better Widowmaker wins". Pre-nerf Widow was the best tear collector.
>>
Why is the difference between 40 and 80 ping so huge? I can't hit shit when my internet decides to spike to 80 for a couple hours at a time
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>>152740412
Thanks anon.

>>152740427
Okay, noted. I've heard that and mouse acceleration mentioned in a couple places so I'll go look into it more and tweak the settings.
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>>152740434
How bad have you been getting your ass beat today?
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>>152740265
It really is a physical, mechanical skill
Just try really hard, i guess.

For heroes like widow and mccree, consider placing you crosshair where your enemy is going to go, then click once they pass it.
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>>152740198
Thanks, I really thought there would be more cosplay porn considering how popular the game is
>>
>>152740265
Your sensitivity is too high
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>>152740228
>shield is down, everything is quiet
>shield goes up
>sudden 50 charge
>shield teammate
>100 charge
>about to getdownnasty
>4 kills
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>>152737353
>899x687
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>>152740228
>Mfw I'm the Zarya they're shooting at with my shield up.
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>>152740434
>players try to win
>woooow stop trying so hard i want everything to be easy, go play a completely different game

Do you have brain problems? Just leave if your team is retarded, it's not possible to carry when half your team is throwing.
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>>152740485
FPS games are not fun when snipers are good

pre nerf widow had literally every advantage a sniper in an FPS game could ask for
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>>152740485
>tfw someone on my team actually picks winston instead of trying to play the sniper game
It was me, I have her the monkey dick.
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>>152739008
>I think Twitch Chat is funny
I've got bad news for you, buddy
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>>152739520
He should do more damage within the shield
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>>152740493
Overwatch is a (relatively) fast game, so a ping of 100 is pretty much the maximum on the scale. Anything beyond that and you can't keep up anymore.
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>>152737909
>junkrat's cosmetics
You're fucking kidding right?
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>>152740347
Should've went double Dva. Guaranteed win
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>>152732802
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>>152740485
Widow is still much stronger than she should be in the hands of a non-shitter
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>>152740625
>play wm
>winston jumps me
>headshot him while he jumps and meme him to death with the automatic rifle
>mfw
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>>152738262
those fucking shins

how does she walk
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>>152739169
B-But I dont want to let my team down!
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>>152740728
No she isn't.
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>>152740228
>Zarya walks into the middle of my team alone
>everyone stops shooting her for 3 seconds when they put shield up
>instead of just killing her
People really need awareness
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>>152740228
That guy should be reaper as he can break the shield in 2 shots.
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>>152740804
She's 75% robot
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>A level 9 and 7
>They don't pick Hanzo

Thank you.
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>>152740832
Yes, she is. Her headshot damage is the exact same as it used to be.
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>>152740869
>the pick widowmaker
>on attack
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>11:20 am PST will come tomorrow and there won't be a Sombra reveal
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>>152740729
>he never met a buttjumping winston
Must be nice to have low mmr
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>>152736951
Not even close, but the one thing keeping me happy and sane is that I resisted the urge to buy loot boxes.
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>>152740917
>headshot
Well no shit, assbandit, do you expect her reward for braining a Lucio to be 50 damage? The whole idea of sniper rifles in vidya has always been to make you a fucking God if you have the skill for it.
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>>152732980
Why are jack and Ana super young?
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>>152740917
Doesn't mean much when every other thing about her is absolute shit and any McCree will do just as good since they've got a Zen discording everything for them. If Widow was still that much of a threat at high level play you'd see her getting played, and she isn't.
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>>152740869
>They both pick Genji instead

>>152740921
>Widow on atk at Nepal
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>Dva tries to wrestle you

Can you defeat her?
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>>152740729
>Winston kills our support while our tanks and flankers are off fucking around
>half health
>jumps to me to get another kill
>headshot him in the air
>don't even unscope, shoot him again at 100% charge
>dead monkey
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>>152740585
Trying to win is one thing.

When some stupid faggot cries in team chat that there's "too many people playing Hanzo, I'm a rank 71 Hanzo main see my gold bow?" or a team that's doubles of heroes who shittalk in match chat and teabag after kills it's a bad thing. You want this fucking game to die? Then throw your lot in with a bunch of whiny fucking CoDbabs who cry when someone plays their hero or cancers up to win. God fuck I have no idea why the dipshits at Blizz didn't just force your rankings into matchmaking for quickplay when the season ended.
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>>152741048
yes
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When are they going to either buff 76 or add a new hitscan hero?
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>>152740967
>headshot their fat gorilla heads too
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>>152740783
why did you delete your image anon, here, i reposted it for you
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>>152741016
Yes, so she's still as strong as she used to be if you're not a shitter. Which is to say, too strong. Snipers shouldn't be in this game, they add nothing except to be an annoying piece of shit.
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>>152741048
I'm a 280 pound 30 year old male that's done manual labour on and off for a living since I was 15.

She'd go to the fucking ground.
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>>152741062
I don't know why they didn't just leave competitive up for an off-season. There's literally no reason not to have it.
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How does anyone honestly enjoy playing this asshole
His kit is the most boring fucking shit ever.
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>>152741139
ok reaper
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>>152741172
hes a nip with a bow, literal weeb bait
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>>152741062
>or a team that's doubles of heroes who shittalk in match chat and teabag after kills it's a bad thing.
>DON'T DOUBLE UP ON HEROES IN THE ONLY MODE THAT ALLOWS IT, YOU JERKS!
>actually getting triggered by bantz and teabagging as an adult
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>>152741028
>>152740921
We were on attack

9 picked Pharah
7 picked McCree
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>>152740228
>be reaper
>see zarya
>shoot her face
>shield up
>break her shield in two shots
>break her face in 3 more shots
>consume her soul
>keep reapin it
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>>152741172
He wrecks shit if you can hit things. Can solo most tanks, can pick healers/dps off and he has a chance to win any 1v1 if he lands his scatter.
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>Players that make no attempt to get on the objective and trigger overtime as the round is close to ending
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>>152741172
>random headshots make you feel useful
>e deletes people
>wall hacks for even more random headshots
>q of the game
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>>152741048
I don't know? I've never been in a fight before. :(
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>>152741124
No. No they are no the same at all. Hitting a pin size target, especially with the current hit boxes, is impressive and deserving of reward. Before nerf, any fucking simian could destroy ass with her. Thinks she's too good? Pick Winston or Reinhardt and save at least your own sorry ass.
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>>152741048
*picks her up by the neck*

Beg for mercy and I may let you live
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>>152741172
b-but my cool ninja bow and arrow sniper man!
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>>152741139
>280 lbs
>30 years of age
>Manual Labor? Getting Good Boy Points isn't labor when all you have to do is not show your face when company is over at your moms house
>5'8 in height
you are a landwhale stfu, dva would arm bar your gelatinous ass and make you tap out if you aren't already passing out from lack of breath from having to be outside
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>>152740347
>>a three-star
How do you see stars next to the level?
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>>152740594
I agree. I hate OHKO. With as many bullshit ults/stuns/hooks that this game has, having excellent sniper characters is too damn much.
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I can't stand mercy porn where they act as if the Valkyrie suit is made of fabric.
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>>152741139
hamplanet
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>>152741172
His kit is shitterbait.

>wallhacks on 20sec cooldown
>shotgun arrow shreds 90% of the cast if landed correctly
>logs

He is Spoonfeeder the Hero. And they're buffing him.
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>>152741330
>somebody besides me had the picture of some dude shaving his cat, dying it pink and flipping it off
I'm not even sure if I can find that anymore,
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>>152741382
Yes a 19 year old girl that weighs 110 pounds and does nothing but play video games would totally pull this off. I get more of a workout in a week than she does in a year
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>>152741404
You need an Overwatch Gold account.
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>>152741450
it's not mercy, it's a cosplayer wearing the mercy skinsuit
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>>152740917
Pre-nerf Widow could quickscope her headshots which in good hands a player could wipe a team with that ridiculous rate of fire. Basically anything in LOS was dead. After the nerf headshots still do the same damage but not at the same rate of fire as pre nerf Widow.
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>>152739795
Not really sure what autism has to do with shitposting waifus. I have it and I honestly find it annoying.
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>>152741382
This, unless you're a fucking giant you shouldn't be weighing 280lb.
Anon would die of cardiac arrest mid fight
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>>152737570
Only two things really

1. Sniper characters complaining about "no heals", sniper characters ignoring objective in overtime, sniper characters in general
2. People who try to blame things on a single teammate or place blame on everyone else but themselves in general
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>>152741273
>break her shield
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>>152741491
She's got age, Height and Fitness to be constantly able to outlast you. Your jackoff sessions dont count as a workout friendo.
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>>152740265
its just practice.
I've put around 200 hours into this game so far and its my first fps.
I've gone up from around 1 or 0 headshots with McCree a game, to 10 to 15 headshots per game since then.
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>>152741450
Same here, I don't even bother saving those ones.
If I wanted mercy porn I'd just get Mercy porn.
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>>152741615
>he doesn't know
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>>152741647
>liking that ugly jagged "art"
L M A O
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>>152741647
that seems a little revealing and uncomfortable for her.
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>>152741618
She has the muscle mass of a Zimbabwean, fuck you mean "outlast"? Hand to hand, any grown man could fucking gorilla her into submission.
>>
Bastion needs a new ability, he needs to be viable at top end play, even overwatch Reddit agree
>>
WHERE DID ALL THESE FUCKING RETARDS COME FROM?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEVER EVEN ATTEMPT TO PUSH PAST THE FIRST CHOKEPOINT?
WHY ARE YOU ALL HOLDING ON TO YOUR FUCKING ULTS FOR 5+ MINUTES?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152741605
>dps blames the Rein for not shielding
>when you can clearly see the shield breaking
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>>152741564
Yeah, I forgot about the quickscoping faggots. The point is, Widow does nothing except be annoying. She's shitterbait for retards, and part of what requires every single team to have a rein
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>>152741491
She's been fighting the Meka wars
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What is teabagging? I've seen that word used so often and I still have no idea what it actually means.
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>>152741729
Ever seen a buff endurance runner? All she has to do is run from him til his fat ass tires out and he has to go inside for tendies.
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>>152741450
>any fanart
>they make the tits 2-4 times bigger
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>>152741793

Crouching up and down on someone's dead body.

Like dipping a teabag into a cup of tea but the teabag is your balls and the cup is their face.
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>>152741615
I bet you think elo hell is real too
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>>152741793
Underageb&
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>>152741793
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+teabagging%3F#seen
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>>152741842
Everyone loves big titties, anon
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>>152741793
Overwatch really is babby's first FPS
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>PTR matchmaking
>Rank 56 season 1 on enemy team
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>>152736951
>No Americree
>No Shotput Junkrat Intro
>No "100% German Power!" Reinhardt line
>No Korea DVA skin

Honestly, it's mostly my own fault since I barely played during the event. Most of the handful of boxes I opened had decent stuff.
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Can Tracer break shields?
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>>152741793
Holy shit. I don't think I've ever had to explain this one before.

It's meant as when a player crouches on a player's corpse repeatedly to simulate smacking it with his testicles, hence the bag part. Tea comes from rapid "dipping"
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>>152741865
Oh I do that as Ana when I put someone to sleep, lol. Never over a dead body though.
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basically the only place where people get triggered at this
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>>152741917
Well, to be honest, teabagging is something console kiddies do. The Master Race never succumbed to something so stupid and juvinile.
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>Play of the game ends with me staring at Widowmaker's butt
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What is it about Genji and Hanzo that just attract the worst type of people.
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>>152741708
It's CUTE!
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>>152741865
Did you just assume our gender when tea bagging? Cis Mysogynistic white male fucking trash

Ill have you know im genderfluid so if i 'tea bag' im either dipping my sexual organs reguardless if it refers to my 'balls' or my 'lips'
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>>152741770
>playing Dva
>playing with a friend
>"SHIELD ME, SHIELD ME, SHIELD ME"
>Shield runs out
>they die
>"why didn't you shield me?"
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>>152741978
>I will never barbarically throw myself into Tracer's bunghole
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>>152742018
>Play of the game is me sitting down while my turret does the kills
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>>152741943
no one cares about PTR, matchmaking, eceleb garbage or your blog in general
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>>152742018
>Play of the game is me pressing Q
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>>152741989
im 100% sure that was ironic. you are a retard
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>>152741970
Not with a single clip, I don't think.
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>>152741906
shit is sexist

Big bulges when
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>>152742018
>>152742078
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>>152741789
>laying down in a mech is considered a workout.

I understand that you faggots don't leave your basement but this is getting silly

>>152741618
Nigger she's got age and that's it. She probably struggles to lift 50 pounds and she's like 5 foot 8 inches. Not everybody in this thread is a 5 foot tall 70% fat NEET.
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>>152742013
>something console kiddies have been doing, and proliferated in the mainstream, since, at the very least, 2004

You still have to be over 18 to post here.
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>>152740228
Stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCn78u7o5CU
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>>152742152
There are plenty of big bulges
They're just in the form of female posteriors
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>>152742152
Nobody's dick just bulges out unless they're hard or they've got something lifting thier dick and balls.
>>152742169
D.va is like 5' tall
She'd still win though
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>>152742152
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>>152742168
i always wondered what the people in the chat said in this webm
>>
Why does the mouse input on Ultra/Epic feel so shitty even though I have the same FPS?
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>>152742313
nothing, it was on console
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>>152742152
>bulges
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>>152742169
she leaps out of the Meka and does a bunch of acrobatic shit.
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>>152736951
Didn't get Swiss Mercy and a couple voice lines. Got lucky as shit and got Korean D.Va second to last box.
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>>152742294
is that his penis or his leg? the artist drew this weird.
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>>152741989
Jesus christ.... is your book bag packed Jimmy?

>>152742294
Disgusting
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>>152742201
Should I stress the CONSOLE part, or are you just stupid?

I'm also willing to bet that I was playing videogames when you were still shitting in your diapers. Or wasn't even born yet.
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>>152742313
>people in chat
>console
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>>152741048
id let her win so she would feel good about herself
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>>152741989
wow you should post this to r/4chan and r/overwatch that is hella f*cking epic
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>>152740228

>Hurling meme balls across the map
>Zarya walks into them to get free shield charge
>Continue to spew balls because I can just minejump away if she tries anything

sucks for the rest of you though lol
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>>152742353
There's something odd about the settings. Turning vsync off, playing on fullscreen and reducing some of the eye candy has a clear effect on the game. I've never really encountered another game that behaved this way.
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>>152742152
Like every gay artist. Hell there's like one guy pouring out so much bara the front page of rule34 overlook tag always has some
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>>152741989

no that's Kotaku
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>>152742294
Thighs too fat. Not the good fat, its too much muscle. They don't even look like that. His canon appearance is fine the way it is. Don't fix was isn't broken.
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>>152742294
>dick cleavage
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>>152742410
>An entire half of the video game playing population has known about a term for over a decade in the information age

Should I stress that you're either underaged or completely ignorant of the world around you?

>I'm also willing to bet that I was playing videogames when you were still shitting in your diapers. Or wasn't even born yet.

I bet, kid.
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>>152742579
You're right.
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>>152742249
Fuck this guy. He'd be low rank 60 if he didn't queue with his super low ranked friends.

You wanna know another one of his videos? It's a guide on how to initiate as winston where he talks for 10 minutes about how you should abuse winstons mobility to go for supports.

His understanding of the game is shit
>oh to demonstrate that there's a fallacy surrounding Zaryas shield i'm going to pretend that people think that in a 6v1 with a zarya at maximum charge then nobody should shoot her shields.

Fuck that asshole.

97% of the fucking time you don't shoot Zarya shields and everybody knows when its that 3% of the time and acceptable because it's fucking obvious to anybody that isn't a retard.


TLDR: Nobody gives a fuck if some retard created a video straw manning the idea that you shouldn't shoot Zarya's shield.
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>>152742294
>>152742294
Imagine being Torbjorn with this ass snatcher on your team.
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>>152742410
If you played any fps on PC you should know what Teabagging is. Literally happened in almost every game of cs 1.6 I played in.
Don't get me fucking started on CE
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>>152742579
>>152742620

Is it possible to get sexual thicc thighs like Reaper without it looking like it was from steroid abuse?
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>>152742272
Not everybody is a NEET like you.
>>
NEW!
>>152740904
>>152740904
>>152740904
>>152740904
>>152740904
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>>152742579
>>152742620
reaper has big thighs/ass?

i never noticed it before. how could you all tell?
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>>152742713
Squats
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>>152742713
A sweet spot between muscle and meaty
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>>152742728
Fuck off.
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>>152742609
Ah, you are assuming I was the guy asking? No, I wasn't. I DO know the term - and more precisely, know that only console kiddies use it. It originates from Halo or some shit.

So, again, you are stupid. And probably underaged too. Let me guess, Quake is older than you?
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>>152742729
>i never noticed it before. how could you all tell?

There is a hero gallery you know. Just go look at him stupid.
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>>152742464
yes
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>>152742249
>those purple numbers next to rank at 0:54
What are they
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>>152742796
Why are you so insistent on your validation? We get it, you don't like consoles, or the dank memes they create that you apparently can't handle. Gg, anon, very adult conversation.
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>>152742935
>Responding
Just stop, he's doing it for attention.
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>>152742380
Good for her. You understand this isn't a martial arts movie right? Where talking about a 100 pound 19 year old girl that's basically a midget trying to wrestle. I can understand why you'd be skeptical that not everybody on here is a complete neet but she physically isn't strong enough to bring a grown man down that's of even average weight.
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>>152742990
So am i m8, threads dead, might as well shit it up.
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>>152742796
>Answers in the first person to questions directed at someone else
>BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S ME ON THIS ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD after being called out on being ignorant

Holy shit, man, this is like 16-year old's first attempt to shake criticism on 4chan.

>So, again, you are stupid. And probably underaged too. Let me guess, Quake is older than you?

>literally falls on "you're stupid"
>still thinks he can fool people into think he isn't underaged by throwing around baseless assumptions of other people's ages

Good thing the thread's autosaging and you're anonymous, my man.
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Sombra is a bomb specialist
I say so because of my dreams just now
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>>152742935
I just makes me mad when idiotic millennials think they are older than me, or something. As if that was even a good thing (for them).
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Someone gonna make an actual new thread or is this the end of /owg/?
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>>152741989
MODS MY SAFE SPACE

REEEE
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NEW THREAD

>>152743180
>>152743180
>>152743180
>>152743180>>152743180
=
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>>152742728
People play Battleborn?
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NEW

>>152743197

>>152743197

>>152743197

>>152743197
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>>152743125
>>152743125
>it makes me mad that I'm young and act like it
-literally you
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>>152732602
Real talk though that teacup is gigantic
Or maybe Ana is just a tiny woman
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>>152743125
But millennials are older than you.
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>>152743268
Here's your (You). Now you can fuck off with your shitposting.

>>152743298
No, they aren't. Millennials were born sometime in the 90s. (It's a pretty vague term, true.)

Also, check out this captch!
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Mei's Icewall needs to be completely removed.
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>>152741605
>1. Sniper characters complaining about "no heals", sniper characters ignoring objective in overtime, sniper characters in general

>being Torbjörn
>Temple of Anubis defense
>Team has a Widowmaker
>Widowmaker parks her fat ass on a rooftop besides A
>Widowmaker: "I need armor"
>have enough scrap, Widowmaker still on top of that roof
>try to throw the armor pack to the roof, can't throw it far enough
>"I need armor"
>"Group up with me!"
>"I need armor"
>Try to throw a second armor pack, it lodges it's way below the rooftop border
>"I need armor"
>still doesn't come down to pickany of the armor packs I littered the point with

And that's when I fucked off to do more important things like collecting more scrap to make more armor packs for less lazy teammates and shotgunning oblivious Reinhardts.
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>>152743915
>not just throwing them at the healer or on a bastion
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>>152744006
There was no Bastion and the healer had armor for days.
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>>152744006
This. All armor should go to supports and your pile behind the point so if shit gets really hairy your healer can just run to the pile of 7+ armor packs
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Is it just me or is Tracer "And she's back in the race!" voiceline lower quality than her other lines?
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>>152742432
>just now notice this is on console
>this has been posted on multiple threads
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>>152744124
Is there a maximum amount of armor packs you can lob around the map?
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>>152742728
>23 replies
>19 posters
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>>152736673
WHY DOES HER BELLY BUTTON A MOUTH
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>>152744406
If there is I haven't found it and i've damn well tried
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