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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
http://pastebin.com/mRbwC2ix
Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/first-four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-details
Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls releasing in October 21th NA.
MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies coming to Steam this Fall.
https://twitter.com/IdeaFactoryIntl/status/7627106803461314352
Chaos Black Heart invades!
>>152627337
She told me she likes to ship Neptune x Plutia.
Fuck the world.
Beru
Vert is best goddess.
Neptunia Rebirth Deluxe and JP subs out this week
http://ideafintl.com/updates/2016/08/22/4033.html
>>152627416
2D characters can't talk.
>>152627704
She spoke with her heart. True yuri goes beyond just 2d and 3d.
Do it for Lowee
Reminder that tangerines kick ass and praise Lastation!
This is now a MAGES. thread
>>152627921
>>152627921
>>152627986
Where's the Chica Cherry Cola?
I love Nepgear!
>>152628357
I love this anon.
>>152627921
>$1.99
What dark times we live in
Fetishes
>>152628724
>>152628724Memes
>>152627921
MAGES. is an okay Nep, I guess. I like her cousin better.
>>152628839
Part Dos.
>>152628839
>>152629029
Not bad
>>152627921
if she knew how to score a goal i will believe that
>>152628724
she looks happy
>>152630421
>>152630421
How are the strings of her bottom half of the bikini holding without any hips to hold on to?
>>152628461
why dou?
>>152630421
a best
Time to Cave.
>>152627337
So, do you think this is the real Noire that got possessed or some sort of fake with a different body and all?
>>152631071
Is that a fucking Bionicle?
>>152630908
>>152630956
>>152630751
>>152630687
>>152630421
>>152630956
WHERE'S HER FUCKING MOLE, YOU BITCH?!
>>152631156
It's Rei. Maybe bionicle Rei
>>152631580
Not bad
Let's send it to Lego as a Makuta
>>152628995
NepuBuran
Too much MAGES, not enough Marvy.
Noire friendzoned K-Sha and Vert friendzoned Chika. Who will Blanc and Neptune friendzone?
>>152632454
MAGES. not MAGES,
>>152626603
They matter in the mid game too until you get all four exe bars unlocked, because you don't have the resources to just spam exe drives until they die.
Also for the most part if you primarily use break attacks you can remove their break gauge at 3/4 to half health.
>>152632454
It's MAGES.
Praise NowaGear!
Nepgear is a good girl who never murdered anyone. It is the player who chooses to go down the conquest route, not her. Nepgear only wants to save gameindustri.
>>152632779
>It is the player who chooses to go down the conquest route
That's not how you spell "Kei"
How often are you the catcher /nepgen/?
>>152632935
Delete This
>>152633136
Or Noire.
Things don't look good for this thread's image limit...
>>152633641
Fuck the image limit.
Fuck it until it cries.
>ReBirth 2 is overly serious and just boring overall
>ReBirth 3 tries to be more funny but all it has is Neptune being annoying and going full retard
Please tell me it will get better. I'm starting to lose my regret for only buying RB1&2 and pirating the third one.
>>152632485
>>152632584
Redundancy into spelling "IT".
>>152632935
>tfw no qt3.14 robo-PH waifu to play games with
>Nepgearcryingwhileholdingapistol.png
>>152634086
If you think RB2 was "overly serious and boring," then just kill yourself. Seriously you must be dumber than Neptune.
>>152634086
It gets better
>>152634003
What's next on our list?
>>152634086
Reminder that the RB1 script was done after the other 2, and VII gets the formula completely well.
>>152634003
Or NepgearAnon!
>>152635123
No. Fuck off with this shit.
>RB1 ost
Oh wow actual new content.
This might actually be worth buying for once.
>>152635346
The RB1 OST is terrible though
>>152635123
>>152634003
>>152634483
>#BeatUpBoth
>>152635270
YES!
>>152635425
Your taste is terrible though.
Who TOP NEP here?
>>152635425 misses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5zaO3U69_c
>>152635430
Y THO?
>>152636608
He is a cute
He is a neplet
He is a girly
Even his IRL friends want to ravage him
>>152636521
Pretty good really
>>152627337
>is called Black Heart
>becomes less and less black with each iteration
Why is this allowed?
>>152637098
>>152637809
>Chocolate Heart
Nah, I'll pass.
やっと日本語字幕が来ました!
楽しみにしている人が私一人ですか?
>>152627337
at least they got that PS Dpad in.
Mods are asleep, post TEKKEN!
>>152636983
so you're fine even if it's a guy?
>>152637809
No
>>152638007
Congrats to them then
>>152638007
Nobody cares. I mean who bought this game in NA to read it in Japanese subtitles.
>>152637809
Yes, please
>>152637809
>>152638335
Not him but I would dare to say that quite few want to make Nepgear anon their own.
Why is she so perfect /nepgen/?
>>152639152
She is completely devoid of humor and personality
what is the true identity of the neppy gear
>>152639053
what, that's a joke right?
>>152639187
WHAT
Degenerates should not be allowed to play these games.
>>152637809
>>152639430
>>152640219
It's a meme
>>152640423
You're not one of these right?
>>152641565
No, I'm not in there.
>>152638151
I want to see an event scene where Iris Heart captures Tekken and Tiara and locks them in her rape dungeon.Little does she know that these two will enjoy it even more than she.
>>152641819
So it's like a virus spreading, ok.
>>152641845
She'll get frustrated, a frustrated Iris is very fine too.
>>152641442
How did you even do that?
>>152641964
Don't worry, you won't catch the bi.
>>152642180
Of course not. This is /vg/, so he'll catch the memegay.
>>152642041
I didn't. Someone made the image and I just saved it.
>>152642420
The wallpaper is okayish but those icon a way too shitty for an IF official realease
>>152642260
>memegay
But I genuinely want to cum all over Nepgearnon's guts.
>>152642420
Where?
>>152637809
I'll take three of each.
>>152637809
>We wuz CPUs and shiiiiiet
>>152642776
Holy shit you autists need to shut the fuck up with this thing.
It's as funny as saying Darude - sandstorm when someone asks for the name of a song.
Because something was funny once doesn't mean you get to repeat it in whatever context and it keeps being funny.
>>152642873
>literally what are memes
>>152639152
Whoa. WHOA.
Where can I get more of this? Is this a DLC outfit and if not why the FUCK not!?
>>152642630
deluxe rb1
>>152643004
>>152643004
Just some guy's drawing.
>>152643102
First time I've ever thought B-Sha looks tasty.
>>152643102
No thanks. More K-Sha please.
>>152639152
>>152643102
I WANNA EASTAH EGG, I WANNA EASTAH EGG
>>152643184
too bad, she gets no fanart
>>152643264
>>152643102
Is there no C-sha?
>>152643423
I won't mind if you keep posting this over and over. This picture is really all this thread needs.
She's perfect.
>>152643409
nein
>>152643491
right is best
So I tried to play Megadimension Nep-Nep but it just crashes when I open the game, and as there's so much people that has the same problem as me, I'm refunding...
Too bad, I really wanted to play it :c
>>152644237
If you had it on PS4 it wouldn't crash.
Why not get that version?
>>152644237
Try getting something other than a toaster to run it on next time.
>>152644358
because shitposting
>>152643491
>>152643589
muhdeek
>>152643491
Middle please
>>152644409
>>152643513
I agree. The other two are just way, way too much for my taste.
>>152643491
Left and middle, please.
bunny Nepugia
Are we posting cute and sexy girls? Time to post the cutest and sexiest of them all.
Lowee a best
>>152644649
she is ugly on the inside
>>152644505
>Feeling Nep's firm tummy in that skintight outfit as she rubs on your arm so she can pull herself up and kiss your cheek while Noire gets on her knees for your shares
>>152644649
You are correct.
But at the same time wrong.
>>152641845
I like that idea.
>>152643102
Wow, B-Sha's ass looks really good.
>>152644794
Whoa, buddy, preaching to the choir here; both forms are cute and sexy as fuck. Lady Noire is cuter, Lady Black Heart is sexier.
I adore my Lady Noire.
>>152644764
>feeling Nepnep "accidentaly" touch your crotch a few times during the night, teasing you more and more. Then as you are about to leave the club she invites you the backroom, HDD's and whispers to your ear how you did well to withstand the temptation, then proceeds to give you the full service
I like Rom.
>>152643409
Not yet.
Noire would be the worst girl if both Blanc and Vert weren't so shit. There's literally only one good goddess, and that's Neptune. Hell, most of the CPU candidates are better than most of the CPUs. Nepgear is a better girl than anyone but Neptune, and Ram beats out any of the goddesses but Neptune as well.
>>152645190
Your opinion is really shitty.
>>152645190
There's shit taste and then there's taste so shit it qualifies as a class a biohazard.
>>152645356
>>152644764
>>152645120
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEEED IT
>>152645268
Think what you want, but the truth is that the nep sisters single-handedly carry the entire series. Vert is a boring and unremarkable character that has nothing to fall back on but her big boobs, which aren't that impressive to me. Blanc is a boring girl that is only even remotely interesting because of her short temper. Noire is literally the worst example of a tsundere I have ever seen, and it makes her character annoying as fuck. Uni would be better if she wasn't a shit tsundere in her sister's mold. Rom is too much of a little bitch.
Nepgear is pretty much perfect, and I like Ram despite the fact that she's kind of a bitch. Then there's Neptune, who carries the series alongside her sister.
>>152645541
Do you just play the series for your dick? Who the hell would count Nepgear as a strength of characterisation the same sentence they shit on Noire, Vert and Uni?
>>152645541
>Rom
>too much of a little bitch
Wow, guess who didn't play the games.
>>152645618
>Do you just play the series for your dick?
No, I do the complete opposite, which is why Vert's big boobs aren't interesting to me in the slightest. Nepgear is one of the most likable characters in the entire series.
>Vert
>Noire
>Uni
>Characterization
"Muh boobs" and "generic tsundere" are not characterization. Those are fucking boring templates slapped in a game with zero thought or care involved whatsoever. They have no character at all. They are just empty shells designed to fit into a specific archetype.
>>152645657
I played all the ReBirth games and VII. Rom is a little bitch with no thoughts of her own.
>>152645516
>whenever you visit the club you see Nepnep's face lighten up and smile a lot more than to other clients, in fact you get to be the only one she invites for her special service, others only get a kiss or a handjob/blowjob
>Whenever you tell her you want to do her in her human form she playfully calls you a pervert and asks if you want to be adressed as master or onii-chan
>>152645618
Don't respond to Gearfags.
>>152645781
And Nepgear's "I'm nice and will do anything anyone asks of me" isn't? She's lovely, but she has the least layers out of anyone. Hell, no one she kills in conquest she kills on her own, they all have to bitch at her to do it. She doesn't show determination in her own genocidal ending.
>>152645781
>Rom is a little bitch with no thoughts of her own.
WOW, guess who either didn't play the games or wasn't paying any attention at all.
>>152642420
>desktop icon pack
>tfw using cli for 2 years
IFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYY
>>152645889
Wow it's almost like murdering her friends and family is completely out of character for her or something!
>>152645890
Rom really does nothing but cry and get dragged around by Ram / whatever pedophile villain character
>>152646054
Point being that she never takes the initiative in anything ever and everything she does is upon request. Ever.
>>152645781
that's because who made them is a character designer, not a writer; she likes to draw cute anime girls using cute clothes and that's it
>>152646165
>moving the goalposts
>>152646174
Except for that one time when she was the main character of the best game in the entire series.
Anyway, my point is that the nep sisters single-handedly carry the whole series. All the other girls are pretty much shit. Nobody would buy or care about them without those two girls.
>>152646165
Absolutely untrue. What about when she got into a fight with Ram over wanting to help Nepgear in, you know, the actual main part of the Lowee storyline in mk2/Re;birth2.
>>152646285
You're so full of shit I don't even want to slap you.
>>152646285
Whatever your opinion on RB2 it literally has no bearing on Nepgear's characterisation, if anything it'd be other way around.
And even there she's just a passive pushover there to listen to requests, It's Histoire and IF that have to push her to do shit all the time.
>>152646438
Not even true. All those characters came together because Nepgear brought them together. IF and Compa support her, but she was the main character who drove the game forward. Just because you don't like her personality doesn't mean the game was all about IF and Histoire, you retard.
>>152646545
That's because IF cannot support a game. She doesn't have the hips for that.
>>152646545
I literally said she was adorable in the first paragraph of this discussion. I love Nepgear. "Paragon of characterisation" is retarded, though, she's literally just there to have a character that will ground Neptune in conversation without scolding her like IF, Histoire, Noire or Vert would.
>Chaos Black Heart
>White Heart and Purple Sister are possibly corrupted like BH
>Corrupted Purple Sister
MY DEEK IS NOT READY FOR THIS
>>152646891
Who the fuck said "Paragon of characterization"?
You retards are so wrong that you literally have to put words in my mouth to argue with me about.
Be honest. How many of you would opt for a perma-transformed Purple Heart over Nep and PH?
>>152644754
oh god, keep going
>>152647552
To replace those two in the games or as a wife?
>>152647552
I like nep. She's funny and a qt.
Woow. People being extra rude today
>>152647552
I'd rather perma-transform PH's ass with my dick
>>152647552
What >>152647725 said.
>>152645803
>The day she finally quits the club because she knows you can give her as much shares a days clientele combined
>>152647629
Sorry, not on PC right now so no more bunny nepus
>>152647725
>PH
>not NepNeps
Id FUCK her ass so hard and ejaculate in it her belly would feel like its full of pudding
>>152648072
rude
nep is for headpats
PH is for hot sweaty sex with lots of "plop plop plop"
>>152648157
Bullshit, you know you want to be inside her more than you've ever wanted anything in your life.
>>152647948
You proceed to live a life full of consensual love making in both forms, eating pudding and doing the most kinky shit in sexindustri
>>152648157
They are both for both
>>152647552
No because I like Neptune and I like Purple heart, and I enjoy the duality both if them being the same person represents.
Having only one of them appear would be like having half a cat.
>>152648332
>she will never let you lick her entire body while shes laughing that it tickles
Nepu!
>>152645803
>One day Nep shows up crying at your door during work hours, you console her and find out she got fired because she's been giving you blowjobs at an outrageous discount. She's worried she doesn't know how she'll get shares now.
>You promise to go in there the next day and tell them you fooled her into it. She incredulously smiles amid tears and tells you you've just saved her life. Without a second's doubt she shoots her head forward and kisses you while she grabs your t-shirt into her fist. After making out for a while you feel her tiny hand grab your crotch, you pull back and pant "nepnep?" she immediately replies in a tone that rejects your hesitation, "come on, it's the least I can do, they'll probably ban you from the club so starting tomorrow you won't have cute CPUs helping you with this" she leans in again, her lips an almost invisible distance from yours "besides, all those discounts were only because I love being this close you" she ends that sentence with a kiss as if it were a full stop.
I now have an urge to write a thing about Blanc
>theres one less CPU(cum processing unit) in the club now after someone got in a fight over one
>the one that got your attention is a short flat girl with bunny ears on her big hat
>shes clearly inexperienced as you hear the clients complain that she only gives bad handjobs
I like White Heart.
>>152651107
I want to treat her like a princess
>>152651219
A princess of the kingdom of RideMyCockYouBeautifulSlutania
>>152651219
I want to carry her to the bedroom like a princess.
>>152651280
>>152651308
Well you arent wrong, I do wish to lewd my princess. But in the most romantic way
I love Nepgear!
I love White Heart.
I hate page 9.
NowaNep.
>>152652375
I love both neps!
>>152652527
I love him better than neps
Oh the things I would do to Nepgearanonin bed
>>152654789
Lewd.
The gameplay is fun but all the dialog is kind of boring right now
Just beat the cave spider so I'm not far in though, does the dialog get good later or is it more of this just random cutesy stuff
>>152655057
more random cutesy stuff. refund it
>>152655057
More cutesy stuff. Deal with it.
>>152655057
Which game are you even playing? There are several of them..
>>152655318
Rebirth uno
>>152654789
not made for lewding, only tender cuddles
>>152655057
the latter, and it will get more of that
>>152655352
rebirth 1 is better than 2 and 3 so if you don't like it thus far, you should just stop cuz it's not gonna get any better.
>>152655428
>rebirth 1 is better than 2 and 3
Nice headcanon.
>>152655352
ReBirth 1 is the less serious game. ReBirth 2 is a serious RPG. ReBirth 3 has both cutesy stuff and a serious story.
With that said, the series in general is carried by Neptune and Nepgear, which are both characters that revolve around their humor and cuteness.
If you seriously don't find Neptune funny and endearing, then you won't like the series.
>>152655530
She hasn't really told any jokes she's just broken the 4th wall a bunch
>>152655529
>Nice headcanon.
nice headcanon
Would you?E-Sha is a cute
>>152655941
Uzume is for bullying and spanking, not for being cool.
in Rebirth 1 it says I got Peashy and Plutia but I can't seem to add them to my party?
>>152656446
Look down.
>>152656521
Oh, I had to use the arrow keys instead of clicking. Weird. Thanks.
>>152656563
I recommend that you spring for a controller if you intend to play much JRPGs from now on.
Most of them do not play nice on mouse and Keyboard.
>>152656670
And holy crap Peachy at like level 1 just did 2400 with her full power punch. Should I put her on the frontlines to level her up or do characters level up in the backlines too?
>>152656563
Japanese games hate keyboard and mouse. Get a X360 gamepad as soon as you can.
>>152656738
Experience is shared in RB1.
>>152656807
Thanks
>There are people who don't like nep-nep.
>There are people who don't like Million Arthur.
I like Milli.
I like Million Arthur.
Noire pleases old men for shares.
>>152659213
Thank you Captain Obvious.
Any other valuable input?
>>152659568
Ha, Blade of Justice started drawing?
I want to hug Nepgear!
>>152660159
>>152660159
I want to hit Peashy.
>>152660159
I do too! I love Nepgear!
>>152656790
>Not getting a PS4 controller.
How anyone can like that abomination of a 360 controller is beyond me.
>>152661586
Eh, it's functional, dirt cheap, and doesn't come with a dedicated "blast your assholery to the world" button implanted right into the controller..
>>152661740
Man, I've played the PS4 for at least 1000K hours and not once have I touched the share button.
I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!
>>152662879
Hyperdevotion Noire is the only game that I have ever lost interest in just because I couldn't stand the protagonist.
>>152663056
OKAY, NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN
>>152661586
>he prefers geometrical symbols to letters
>>152663390
>He hasn't invented his own writing system based around geometrical symbols
>>152663550
>he'd rather use than Y
>>152661918
Funny, I use it all the time.
It's good for screenshots, especially.
There's also the fact that the PS4 auto-records the last 15min of your gameplay. Sometimes I do something cool and I want a clip of it. I actually 'really' enjoy that feature... probably more than I should.
>>152663678
>the PS4 auto-records the last 15min of your gameplay
Ha, so that's why Youtube is plagued with metashitters posting their MLG videos of thme pwning innocent people trying to have fun at Bloodborne and DaS4.
>>152664354
>DaS4
Are you from the future?
Also, probably not. You see that from all of the souls games.
>>152663550
>writing system based around geometrical symbols
So letters?
>>152664582
He's from an alternate dimension, since From have said DaS3 was the last
>>152660406
>>152660159
>>152664915
But I love Nepgear, I really do.
>>152664915
Desu I would rather have a normal and boring protagonist than a retarded mess that is RB3 Neptune.
>>152660140
No, I think this is by a korean dude. Why?
>>152664915
Nepgear is the best protag.
>>152665213
NEPLET
BE MY WIFE
>>152666394
Even Red could've been a better protag than Ge-ge
>>152667787
No.
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>152667787
Histoire is such an adorable qt3.14.
I want to adopt her so she could scold me non-stop for being a lazy piece of shit.
Look at these detailed claws, they drive me crazy
>>152669694
You can try.
>>152669867
What is the point of the claws?
>>152673176
It makes sense for combat forms to have inbuilt weapons now doesn't it?
>>152673659
Too bad the rest of the outfit doesn't make sense as a combat form, since there isn't anything to protect them. No shields, plates, armor. Just a godamn swimsuit.
>>152670403
>>152672228
but why dou?
>>152673176
Well, why not?
What a messy CPU
>>152673176
It looks cool and it makes all spankings a lot worse.
You can be sure the candidates think twice before being brats.
>>152675952
You answered your first line with your second one.
>>152675976
Blanc is my favourite CPU... but my heart belongs to MAGES.
>>152676445
>Blanc is my favourite CPU
I'm surprised that someone with such shit taste actually exists. You should donate your brain to science so they can study it.
>>152676445
>Blanc is my favourite CPU
Good taste.
>my heart belongs to MAGES
HERESY
I declare a fatwa against you!
>>152676626
Come on, Neptune is annoying as fuck, Nepgear can't do shit without crying for her sister, Noire bitches everysingletime about nothing, Uni is a Noire's shadow, Vert is just BOUNCY BONGOES.
I have nothing against the twins, maybe Ram, she bullies Rom way too much for my taste.
>>152676445
>>152676694
>>152676948
Spankfag please.
>>152676948
>Neptune is annoying as fuck
That's not how you spell "hilarious and adorable"
>>152677125
Sure, she's happy and adorable, but that doesn't make her less annoying.
>tfw you use reverse engineer the /m/odels
feels good
>>152676948
>All these people who justify their favourite CPU by shitting on all the other CPUs
It's a thread about love, boys...
>>152678173
>It's a thread about love
HAHAHAHA
>>152678031
Now do a brave one.
>>152678031
You need to introduce a suitable punishment for the neps that fail to hit the ball properly.
so nepgen a question about vii: does the order in which you play the different cpu routes affect anything? like if i play one before another ill get an extra/different scene or something like that?
>>152681524
No, but don't play Vert's first because it spoils the premise of the arc instantly whereas the other routes discovering what is going on with the world is part of the journey.
>>152681663
As expected of Beru, figuring out the whole plot right away.
>>152681663
yeah i noticed that, thankfully though i already did all the other routes.
>>152681825
sasuga Beru-sama!
Iris Crunch.
>>152683268
5/5 would have for breakfast
>>152683659
What did she mean by this?
>>152683659
I feel like this would look much better without the nude mod.
also
>master1200
>>152684187
Too many shares for Nep to handle.
Noire wouldn't have problems with that.Praise Lastation.
>>152683659
Delete this
>>152684474
As someone who is unaware. Whats bad about that in the filename?
>>152684682
It means you saved the inferior low-res version. You have to click the arrows at the top left of each picture to see the full size.
>>152684187
if you dont know where that is going, you clearly havent seen enough hentai
>>152685134
...or played the game
>>152684187
>Perfect opportunity to kill off Purple, Iris and Black Heart but they just lock them up instead.
Why Nepgear is so lewd?
>>152685172
that too of course
>>152685782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dCIjtrexN6
>>152685782
Cute Dogoo
So nepgen, any plans for thread #1000?
>>152687786
Blanc thread
Or a full-on waifu thread where we celebrate our devotion to neps
>>152687786
just a regular thread
>>152687786
We all meet up, and have a bath together.
>>152689184
Big Nep as main protagonist in a game when?
It could be a funky dimension-hopping adventure.
>>152687786
We purge the thread of degenerate fetishists, bullies, and downers.
>>152687786
We post Nepgear lewd like >>152685782
>>152687786
Suicide pact
>>152689613
In the next game, they all return to Ultradimension, And Big Nep become a CPU.
>>152687786
Normal thread. Gotta recover after Uzume's 999 thread, after all.
If I had a Nep, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, Satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existance, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the signt of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself. As I begin to tongue and lick...
who is the best nep and why is it nepgear?
>>152692037
I really do like Nepgear, but Neptune is just as good, only in a different way. Both of them together are the best.
>>152692037
great taste anon
>>152693841
If it was just waifuposting, then it would be an improvement. Sadly, these days there is far too much even worse shit - Like people roleplaying as Nepgear so that anons will claim them as their waifu..
. . .
>>152691751
Spankfag please.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11063143
>"After studying how our shares have mutually increased since the wedding, I believe it would be very beneficial for the two of us to enter a relationship as well." Kei made sure to lock eyes with Histoire as she delivered her suggestion.
Hahahahahaha.
That's adorable.
>noire
Pleases old men for shares.
>uni
Pleases old men for games.
>kei
Pleases old men for credits.
>>152697138
OLD MEN
RUNNING LASTATION
Why is Big Nep so sexual?
I want to nep her.
>>152697683
She passed the age when she knows how to use her body
Nepnep didnt
>>152697951
What are you on about, Nepnep attempts to tempt people all the time.
Neptune pleases dead consoles for fun.
>>152665932
Nothing beats how retarded they made Compa in Megadimension... especially with the Steamax confrontation scene.
But at least Neptune isn't some annoying emo chick 24/7
>>152698046
but her body isn't developed enough
>>152698046
Nah, little Nep just teases.
>>152698483
Not him, but I don't think Nepgear is annoying even when she's being emo. I think it's cute and endearing.
What do you want from Neptune simulator?
>>152699007friends
>>152699007
Big Nep option
Ability to nep them
>>152698804
Nepgear just drags on and on and on, until something happens that ends her emo spree, its damn annoying and I pretty much skip all Nepgear scenes now unless there's another character in it because you already know it's gonna be her complaining or moping. The only character more shallow than Nepgear is Uni which is basically a copy pasted Noire with different visuals.
>>152699007
Look how happy Uni is!
>>152699007
I want tofeedher
>>152699260
I'm the opposite. Scenes with Nepgear or Neptune are always my favorite, and I don't mind when she complains or mopes around. I agree with you on Uni, though. My first impression of Uni wasn't that bad, but I've hated her ever since playing ReBirth 2.
>>152700317
I like Neptune, a lot of people seem to think she's just memes, but her best humor is situational.
Uni needs some character development, being a clone of her sister is the worst part about her as a character.
Nep is love.
Nep is life.
Nep is everything.
>>152702150
Blanc is my favourite nep. But Neptune is still the best main character and is pretty cute.
Except in V.
>>152697229
Lastations electronic old men and their flexibility have allowed them to make progress on the mythical city on the hills.
>>152703545
Aquinas spoke of that city. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Gods.
>>152703653
Noire's pleasing old men. The rioting is intensifying to the point that we may not be able to contain it.
>>152703653
To whoever suggest "this is how you don't play", FUCK YOU.
I can't take my eyes from it, it's like watching a retard shoving his hand in the fire. My consolation is that I'm not giving him money.
>>152704017
Why contain it? Let them spill over into her belly and thighs, let the bodies pile up in the basilicom. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
Uni: "Oh my God sister!"
Nepgear: "What a shame."
Uni: "She can't really be... there must be something we could do!"
Nepgear: "She was a good girl. What a rotten way to die."
Actual quotes from the Conquest Ending.
>>152704549
"What the HELL were you thinking, Ge-ge?"
"Agent Uni was out-of-line. I had no choice."
"Kei'll have you killed. She won't even blink an eye."
"Neither did I."
Complete this phrase:
I want to _____ inside Vert's ______.
>>152704962
Sleep
Bra
>>152704796
>Oh my nep, Nepgear, it's a pudding!
>A pudding!
>>152704962
Have a job.
Basilicom.
Compa: Are you sure you used the right sharicite?
IF: I do not make mistakes of that kind.
Compa: Your hand might have slipped.
IF: No, I wanted Neptune. It gave me Nepgear.
Compa: The sharicite would not make a mistake.
IF: It's Histoire, she knows I like Neptune!
Compa: So you think the Bascillicom has some kind of plot?
IF: Yes! They do it on purpose!
>>152705387
Hey, psst.Laputan machine.Flatlander woman.
>>152705437
I am not a machine!
Compa is the perfect gf material
>airhead but not stupid
>cute (this is important)
>super sweet, can get along with everyone
>good with kids
>has a job
>can cook
Now let's see the neps
>nep
Retard.
>blanc
Frigid.
>noire
Bitch.
>vert
NEET.
>nepgear
Murderer.
>ram&rom&peachy
Kids.
>uni
Brat.
>plutia
Annoying.
Arfoire: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
MC Neptune: That makes me one ugly girl of a nep. How'd my face get all marked up with wrinkles?
Rom is beautiful. I enjoy Rom.
>>152705924
Informed Guard: Executive Order 10990. It lets us take over all modes of transportation.
New Guard: Avenir can do that?
Informed Guard: If the President declares an emergency. Executive Order 10995. We can take over the media.
New Guard: All of it?
Informed Guard: Any at all. Executive Order 10997. We can take command of natural resources.
New Guard: So it's all legal. Lady BLack Heart doesn't have anything against us.
Informed Guard: The National Security Act also falls under our umbrella. And the Defense Production Act. If he plays his cards right, Ganache can pull off a bloodless coup.
New Guard: All the better. Then we don't have to fight.
Informed Guard: Exactly.
I play with the English voices in every gameAnd there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>152706089
Hang this degenerate.
>>152706089
Ram is pretty. I relish Ram.
What would Steamax's killswitch be?
>>152706762
Probably"you're fired".
>>152706163desu~
>>152705921
>plutia
>Annoying.
Aww, what a rude little creature you are, Anon. Someone needs to teach you proper manners!
>>152706836
I thought it would be Uni asking Steamax to be her boyfriend.
>>152707272
That would make him faint, not kill him.
>>152706762
Wasn't it "no no no, cutie"?
>>152698545
>implying it ever will be.
NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH is a literal goddess.
>>152706047
>>152706234
>>152707602
I'm a Remfag, but Ram is not that flat, lmao.
>>152647657
Can she really be the hero, dood?
>>152707854
I miss Nisa. She looked so huggable with these big gloves.
Neps in space.
>>152710087
>these hair
I feel like an amateur each time I see this picture.
Which is a very strange picture, as Purple Sister's crotch is clearly her shitty one from mk2, and Purple Heart's thighs are square.
Whoever made that picture put 90% of his efforts in the hairs.
>Last achievement left to do is the Cards/Figurines
>never get any of the SR cards
>when I get an SR, its always the one I have
>>152712349
Lmfao the RNG gods are not with you I'm sorry :(
>>152710308
Seems like he used the regular models then spent days on it with photoshop.
Some of this stuff would be easier to improve by fixing the models themselves. Like the reflections or PH's blocky leg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSsSS4oEqEw
Why does Noire have the voice of an actual goddess?
>>152713284
That's not Noire. Sounds like a middle-aged japanese woman.
>>152713284
It's clearly not the actual jap VA man. Voice acting is a whole diffrent seal than singing.
Look at this lewd slut
>>152712349
I did it.
I have nothing left now.
What is your dream Nep game? Which CPU will be the main character?
>>152706089
>>152706160
>>152706163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPCVb2ypC1I
>>152627270
>>Extreme Rules
>>still no FINAL DELETION
>>still noBroken Blanc
This isn't an ugly girl.
>>152716868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bangt7d9vGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs3HuuQO4U8
>>152718128
>he still doesn't post Trouble Witches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVH2m9cP6k
I love Nepgear!
>>152713848
>>152714423
>I've never seen Idolm@ster or Steins;Gate but I'm surely an expert on voice actors
>Asami Imai is not this good of a vocalist, surely.
>>152718719
Asami is pretty fucking garbage as Noire, so I don't blame them.
>>152718985
But she only plays that one character. The only thing that really changes between her roles is the ratio of tsun to dere, otherwise they are pretty much the same.
>>152718985
I like her Noire role.
>>152721294
But that's wrong. What about Chihaya? That's more kuudere than tsundere.
Buran-chan, desu!
I want to force Nepgear anon into marriage, having many babies along the way.
>>152725723
He can't have babies,
what's the point in having brats?
You can always have a dog
>>152725723
But you can't have babies if both partners are boys!
Are... are you a cute grill, anon?
>>152726990
>>152726793
Well, faggots can adopt in some places, I would lock him up into a basement and make him read stories about neps to our beloved childrens.
And spanking him of course.
>>152728014
So that's Ultradimension Nep right?
>>152728215
Yep, since she isn't a CPU/Goddess she ages normally.
>>152728336
Oh right. Tbh when they brought her up in ReBirth 3 with the theory that she was dead I'd just assumed that was the case.
>>152728525
what is this theory about?
Never heard of
>>152728637
I'm sure the event was optional but there is an event in Victory and Re:Birth 3 where Neptune asks where the Ultradimension Nep is, and the other characters theorize that if UD Nep is like Hyperdimension Nep then she'd probably have starved to death because she's too lazy to work.
>>152728014
>spank fetishist is the one pushing the Nepgear anon fetishism
Why am I not surprised.
Nepgear is a very good girl.
>>152729165
I would rather waterboard him to prove how much I love him really, but since not many people are into torture fetishes I went for spanking.
>>152729137
is this really even a theory anon?At the end of the game ultradimension nep appears and take croire into her book
that scene was just a joke
>>152729528
It's a theory the neps have between themselves, and you only see it proven wrong if you get the true end.
>>152729528
I know it was a joke but I just took it as the truth because it seemed likely, either that or UD!Nep mooches of others.
>>152729685
nah, don't worry
no one dies in nepnepexcept for Uni
>>152729663
>true end
the name says by itself lol
I do understand you point tho, but...
A big nep really surprise me, I thought ultradimension nep didn't existed at all
Post a nep or neps and describe in doujin tags that come to mind when thinking of them
handy reference;
https://ehwiki.org/wiki/Category:Tag
>>152729856
Wait wot. That best be a joke anon.
>>152730023
I want them to find hyperdimension Pururut.
>>152730124
I want to a big pururut
>>152730124
I wished pururut apeared in megadimension...
She wouldn't be a godesses, so it wouldn't make sense to find hyperdimension pururut tho
she'd just be a slow qt fluffy girl, she must be sleeping somewhere
>>152730401
I want this so bad.
>>152730401
If there is a neptune in megadimension, and everyone has their counterpart in the other dimensiom, there HAS to be a hyperdimension Pururut, right? I wonder how old Plutia really is. And if hyperdimension Plutia would be more grown up or still being that fluffy lazy sack of cuteness.
>>152730120
Just play it already, anon-kun
>>152730693
probably similar to big nep's case
kind of a cross between human and cpu forms in terms of appearance, but basically retaining human-mode personality
>>152730693
It'd be kinda funny if Plutie's Hyperdimension appearance looked like Sadie, but her personality was still her sleepy and fluffy qt one.
>>152730772
Still gotta finish ReBirth 3 anon-senpai.I don't even own VII yet.
Uni best lastation
>>152730693
Probably, but as I said, must be to lazy and sleepy to even be a party member...
Let's just give up, even tho I love her
>>152730586
They just fucked up everything that happened in V, becausein the true end, there was a fucking portal betwen the dimensions, but they didn't even mentioned it in Mega...
>>152730906
I'd nep both neps
>>152730942
I rather like a big version of pururut
It would make more sense, once big nep is just like the normal one... and the HDD personality is nowhere to be found, sadly PH is so sexy...
>>152730942
It would be like a, mmh
>mildly big breasts
>looking like around 17-20 years old
>very relaxed and laid back
>some mild sadistic streak
What else can you think of?
>>152731090
what? you souldn't be here anon, avoid the spoilersUni isn't dead at all... I think...
>>152731481
If Big Ploot got in a game and looked like >>152730906 I would lose my fucking mind.
And my load.
>>152731481
lezzing out hardcore with big nep
>>152731614
I hope Devs are watching right now and hear our pleads.
Anyone knows if devs still lurk /nepgen/?
>>152731481
Sounds like a daughter from Fang and Tiara...why did I even thought about it?
>>152732053
How else will they get all their memes for Cyber Dimension?
>Everyone thought ultradimension Neptune starved to death due to laziness and incompetence
>She actually grew up into a super cool and sexy dimension traveling woman
>But she will never get her own game
Life is suffering.
>>152732291
>Never going to be able to play with the matured waifu.
Why even live?
THIS
>>152732665
IS
>>152730093
Rei Ryghts
>tentacles
>vanilla
Mina
>tentacles
>vanilla
>>152732834
NEPUGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152732291
>Big nep as main character
>chasing bad guys and saving the day across dimensions
>Get to see every dimension again, even the ReBirth 1 world
>Can finish the game with a frontline party of nothing but different versions of Neptune
>>152733078
I actually hope Iffy is lurking right now.
>>152733078
No thanks
Only one big and one small nep is enough already
maybe a human version of purple heart? I'd kinda love that
>>152733078
What would happen if she went to conquest dimension, I wonder how Nepgear would feel.
>>152733158
We actually seem to be having some mildly decent ideas.
Group high-five!
>>152732665
>>152732834
>>152732970
Smells like Spam.
>>152733397
It's implying that Nepgear is trash waifu, let him be.
>>152733298
Group high-five!You best be watching, Iffy
Iffy, if you don't even make a big Ploot cameo, I will have your heads chopped off.
>>152734434
We must not threaten based Iffy.
>>152734570
If they're based enough everything will be alright then, don't you think so?
>>152734434
I want Plutia to step on my head!
>>152734762
You make a good point senpai. I apologize.
Do the neps miss Harambe?
>>152734795
I just imagined a honk sound as she stepped onto someones heads with those slippers.
Big Nep third-person dimension hopping shooter with bullet time and diving mechanics for optimal panty shots.
>>152735961
So, Max Payne with a nep skin mod.
>>152735328
Neps out for Harambe.
>>152736246
Maybe more like Saints Row with more kicking. Gotta show off those legs.
>>152737329
If there's something Saints Row never had a problem with, it was showing off your legs.
And everything else.
>>152737329
A sandbox Nep game? I don't really think that's the strong with Iffy, I mean, for example, aren't a few of their dungeons the same area but just with different enemies/color variants and drops?
ded thred
>>152707854
>>152702937
>Noire x Blackheart
OTP
>>152740087
>Blackheart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAHmlLImtjg
>>152740696
Finally.....
Yo faggots, wake up.
gimme 1 (one) good reason to not lewd neps
>>152742048
Dom't ask for the impossible.
>>152742561
She is so beautiful
>approaching image limit already
>>152742561
>deviantart
>>152742895
Who cares, lets just fucking obliterate this bitch.
>>152742626
I'm Verta from Leanbox's Montañas, ándale!.
>>152732291
we will never get cool memey grandma neptune
>>152729481
waterboard?
>>152744315
grandnepnep would probably use dedmemes a lot
What would happen if Neptune, Deadpool, the guy who runs the Sonic twitter and Hideo Kojima met in a bar?
>>152744964
Waterboard, it's a pretty fun way of torture, you put the victim facing to the ceiling and put a wet rag on their face, and the you proced to dump water on top of it, it tricks the brain into thinking you're actually underwater and drowning and making your brain panic, I want to do that to Nepgear anon, because I want him to be just mine.
>>152743038
Unlike the "fetish" that they post, that was decent.
That artist is also on pixiv (if you didn't know that).
>>152745718
Does that really work even if you know what is really happening to you? I think my brain would realize that I'm not drowning for real and would end up being mildly uncomfortable instead of feeling like I'm drowning.
Also why do you want to waterboard the friendly neighborhood Nepgear anon, he's for befriending on Steam not lewding or torturing.
>>152745695
Who cares?
>>152745923
If it were that easy to overcome do you really think it would still be a torture method? And, I don't know, that's the way I want to show my love, I wish I was bullshitting right now but, hey, that's how I feel the need of showing my feelings. I also post about forming a family with that cute little neplet.
>>152628093
Do you happen to know the artist of those two subimages? I really like that art style, but that watermark bugs me a lot.
>>152746476
http://men-dont-scream.deviantart.com/art/HDN-fyt-me-618941395
Do you even try to look it up or are you just that lazy? God dammit I would torture you in a non-loving way.
>>152746180
>>152745923
Forgot to add, you do actually start drowning if you get water poured on you for too long.
>>152745818
>the artist is on pixiv
You mean the japanese deviantart?
I love Nepgear-Anon!
>>152746763
>>152746886
>self insert
Please stop posting that shit here.
Or get a trip so I can filter you.
>>152747027
>not liking self inserts
You are going to have a haaaaard time playing 4GO
>>152746886
She has porno under her matress.Am I being compared to Sadie?
>>152746763
>Do you even try to look it up
I used google, saucenao, IQDB and tineye, but didn't find the source.
That site has a watermark, too, sadly. Weird that the original artist has that. I guessed he took the short way to get that font.
Still, thank you very much.
>>152713140
That looks like it, yeah.
>>152746763
>>152746810
I have a problem.
>>152747372
Funny enough, that actually was me.
>>152747389
What is it?
>>152734795
Here.
>mfw people are starting to think I'm part of the nepgear anon hunting pack
I guess I still haven't made it clear that I only lust for neps butts.
>>152747672
I lust for this anon too. I would go with softcore knife play with you.
>>152747938
I'd like it if I wasn't mixed up with you.
I'm a sadistic pervert who enjoys spanking little girls, but I'm not gay.
>>152748469
Oh well, we can't have everything in life, can we? Honestly I have my eyes set on a psychopathic girl who would enjoy making me cut someone open and keep them alive just for her, it would be that or letting her murder me, sounds edgy but I would be fine with any of those.
I just want to be Nepgear anon's friend.
>>152748709
That's your fault for liking Plutia.
>>152749589I like big Nep tho
Butt
>>152749772
Big Nep is too big, I wouldn't spank her.
>>152750005
I'm tired, it's 4:42 am over here, going to sleep a few hours, if you see Nepgear anon tell him I'm just kidding, I wouldn't hurtthat muchthe only anon I want tolove and cuddle
DEDNEP
>>152750401
Gross.
>>152751981
Not as bad ashandholding
>>152752117
Reported, saged, ignored, called the cops.
WHY DO YOU KEEP DYING NEPGEN?!
>>152753494
Nothing to throw shit about.NepNowa.
>>152753748
More like Nepnoway.
ded
>>152756202
wow it's almost like it's 6 in the morning or something.
Post swole neps!
>>152757563
there's nothing swole about being a roided up monster
>>152757858
O really?
I love Nepgear!
Is everyone playing Mankind Divided or something?
>>152759114
Shit, did that come out today? Human Revolution has been in my backlog forever.
>>152758082
Just when you thought Plutia couldn't get any more frightening she unveils her next form....
>People think Nepgear is a good girl
She dresses like a slut.
>>152760962
>>152760962
To be fair almost every nep does.
>>152760962
>>152761130
Believe in what you want anon, and >>152761162 is right, most if not all of them, do wear such outfits but I believe she's a very good girl. I still love Nepgear!
>>152761316
I still love you nepgear anon
>>152753748
you know i dont really care if its yuri or straight. as long as its cute im fine with it.
>>152760962
>Be the Player
>Dress Nepgear up in the slutty outfit
>Go to N-Chan to complain about her being dressed like a slut
>>152762303
She only has costumes that she would wear willingly. Otherwise you could put the nep hoodie onto GreenGeart, etc.
>>152761801
But why?
>>152762562
Don't try to analyze love with logic.
Aww crap, gearposters ate the image limit.
>>152762404
That doesn't make sense at all, the only reason you can't it's because CH doesn't know how to make the same outfit compatible with multiple characters, so you'd have to buy the same outfit for each character.
>>152762760
Neps are straight.
>>152762597
>love
what in the name of fuck?
>>152764128
it's the same kind of love that jamal loves your mother with
>>152764354
wait what, so you actually like gearnon? damn nigga calm down
>Image limit reached
>>152764805
>still 200 posts to go
Welcome to hell
>Play RB1
Loved it
>Play RB2
Enjoyed it
>Play RB3
Pretty good, but starting to get Nep-fatigue
>Play V-II
Loved it, feel invigorated and ready for more Neps.
>Replay RB1
Still love it, appreciate some characters and jokes even more
>Replay RB2
Can't stand it, can't finish
>Replay RB3
Bored in the first hour.
What happened?
>>152765313
You asked for it
I read that the trinity, Neptune-IF-Compa are anthropomorphism of the three creators of Neptunia series. I didn't realize, it feels really wow.
>>152765418
Rose-tinted glasses came off due to fatigue and you've see RB2 and 3 for the garbage they are
>>152753748
More like Nepnoway.
Neptune is so cool! I want to hang out with Neptune!
>>152765418
It might just be from playing the same game six times.
>>152765667
You're not allowed! She's a lesbian!
>>152765535
I don't know if I want to call them garbage but I certainly don't enjoy them as much as RB1 or V-II.
>>152765683
I don't even mind that. I play Pokemon and Dragon Quest.
>>152765751Doerr
>>152765418
RB2 and RB3 are both great games, so maybe you're just retarded.
>>152765667
I want to hang out with Purple Heart.
https://a.uguu.se/SSJu1yJ8lG0F.jpg
>>152765418
Well yeah, trying to force yourself to play similar enough games in short enough of a timespan will do that.
As for how you still enjoyed R;B1, I'd have to chalk it up to some strange form of short-term nostalgia. A lot of PC players seem to have a very, very positively biased view of R;B1 due to it being the first one they played and thus they recall how different it was from what they're used to despite its numerous flaws.
V-II is a legitimately great game so it stands up even with all of this in mind.
>finally returned home
HA! HA!
Time to make some more spanking pictures with Nitroplus and Milli.
And that picture with Ar3+1.
I will never get the hate RB2 gets around here.
VII was my first Neptunia game. I think it's okay. I probably put it in third place behind RB2 and RB3.
My rankings:
1) RB2
2) RB3
3) VII
4) RB1
>>152766026
It's because your taste is shit.
>>152765850
Not forcing, I just wanted to play them.
I also enjoyed them less than RB1 from the beginning so that doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
I WANT TO FUCK NEPGEAR
>>152766073
ANON
>>152766058
Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean my "taste is shit".
VII was a good introductory game for me, but going back to the earlier games showed me that it wasn't as amazing as some people think it is. Maybe the newness of it is just clouding your perspective.
>>152766186
Yes, it does. Newsflash: my opinions are facts, so if yours differs, you're wrong. And you, my friend, have taste equivalent to a freshly peeled dog's egg.
>>152766139
BUT WHY
>>152766026
>>152766186
No. Your taste really is shit.
>>152766312
Well I feel much better about my opinion knowing that a brainless retard like you disagrees with it. Thanks!
>>152766186
I agree with >>152766312.
I suffered through RB1 and RB2, and VII was the only game I really had fun with, I had to force myself to play the others.
>>152766312
> freshly peeled dog's egg.
Dog eggs don't have a shell!!!
>>152765418
It's just fatigue, it happens. The RBs as a whole don't exactly vary much in terms of gameplay.
Also RB2 and 3 both have the issue where the first few chapters are one long dead zone that's a pain to slog through, so.
>>152766358
Ignorance is bliss, as they say, and you're swimming in it.
>>152766379
There is absolutely nothing about VII that makes it any more "fun" than RB1 or RB2.
>>152766026
R;B2 only gets hate from people who played R;B1 first, for a couple of reasons (almost all of which are false expectations brought about by R;B1 for one reason or another, such as tone, characters, and thinking it's a continuation of R;B1's storyline).
>>152766559
The shilling is real.
>>152766497
The combo system is fun to mess with and avoid consecutive misses, the music are good, Uzume is actually likeable, you can skip most things with a button, and you get XP/credits bonuses for breaking records.
>>152766559
But that's pretty much everyone. Even if you played the PS3 versions, V as the last one was pretty wild and then you'd go on to playing RB1.
Unless you somehow start the series with RB2, or go from HDN to RB2. Who even does that.
>>152766497
Yeah, I certainly enjoyed the shit mechanic of viral enemies being able to pop up anywhere at anytime to ruin your shit.
>>152766698
>skipping things in an RPG
Opinion discarded.
Go play Mario or Zelda or something. That might be more your style.
>>152766765
>wants to go through the postbattle screen each time he fights trash mobs that are 50 levels weaker than him
Scrub.
>>152766760
awwwwww is the game too hard for wittle bitty babby? :(((((((
Stop crying like a bitch and go play Mario. RB2 isn't even a hard game.
>>152766749
R;B2 is just an inferior mk2 though. And a console player's opinion of mk2 will already have been formed by then, so they know what to expect for R;B2.
>>152766853
>viral enemies
>RB2
Evidently reading is difficult for someone with a brain as small as yours.
>>152766026
Jesus fuck I didn't think that people with such shit taste could actually exist
>>152766965
Ssssh, don't be mean to the shitposter. Pretend you take the bait.
>>152758156
NEPGEAR IS THE BEST GODDESS!!!! I WANT TO NEP HER SO BADLY AND MAKE HER FEEL SO HAPPY
>getting bored
That's your fault
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1472046478191.jpg
>>152767074
You can keep her, the anon is mine
>>152766965
I guess, maybe. I played RB1, then all the PS3s, then RB23 and I didn't like it, even knowing what to expect.
I think it was because there is no plot for 2/3 of the game, you just run three circles around the nations with Underling getting it the way. Nep could have carried it with her humor but she's not there.
>>152767278
Do what you want but leave Nitroplus alone. Her ass is mine.
And leave Milli too. She's fine. And Blanc's perfect. And Kei's cute.
In fact, don't touch anyone.
>>152761130
Nepgear looks a lot better in her mk3 outfit. It's just the mk2 one but white. She looks like less of a slut with it on, too.
>>152766965
RB2 has viral enemies, retard
>>152767339
Frankly RB2 could've benefited alot more by having the other members of ASIC be more active. For large segments of the game ASIC seems to be comprised entirely of two guys, and even after the four felons show up it's still primarily the Underling and warechu show, occasionally guest starring magic.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130807194327/http://venturebeat.com/2013/07/16/what-the-circus-teaches-us-about-game-development/
How passion drives a game developer.
>>152767641
Yeah, just like how if you give a car a new paintjob it makes up for fundamental design issues.
Gaming is a medium for connecting with people and bringing them joy
Stop shitposting
>>152767009
You're in the minority, friendo.
http://i.imgur.com/yImXgTY.png
>>152768330
Wait, you mean a game that's been out for over a year longer sold more? A game that sold on the good will of the first (better) game? Whaaaaaaaaat?
>>152768125
They make you fight the CFWs and the final boss more than once each as it is, any more would remove whatever impact they could achieve. They could have made more ASIC lackeys but it's simpler to just have Underling as the main one and Warechu as a fallback/sidekick for her, plus that'd be more manpower put into making assets as well as more money spent on voice actors when they already had cast bloat to deal with due to the Makers that were keeping the game's existence afloat at the time, considering the state of Compile Heart when mk2 was made.
>>152768330
You don't think maaaaaaybe that could be a year's worth of time and sales causing the difference?
Why don't we instead pay attention to the proportion of people that recommended V-II relative to that of RB2?
Oh look, 98% versus 84%. Guess you're wrong.
>>152768482
Many more people played RB2 than VII, so that 84% is more valuable than the 98%.
Do you know how percentages work?
>>152768469
Thing is that this made ASIC come off as oddly anemic, as well as devoid of personality. V doesn't do a whole lot right, but the one thing it did really well is that it made the main villain organization both memorable and full of personality, and you don't even fight them all that often, they just had to have them show up in contexts that don't immediately lead to battle.
>>152768628
Yes! I also know how sample sizes work because I took a class in statistics, whereas you evidently do not and have not.
>>152768876
Savage.
>>152768928
>>152768876
>All this samefag
Face the facts, nobody wants the stupid game because it is:
1) Not as good as RB2
2) Much more expensive than RB2
>>152768826
I don't disagree that the Seven Sages are way better, but I did note why they couldn't do that in mk2. A character like Abnes who does nothing for the villainous organization gameplay-wise was basically impossible at the time, for example.
>>152769041
>1) Not as good as RB2
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/hyperdimension-neptunia-rebirth2-sisters-generation
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/megadimension-neptunia-vii
kek
>>152769041
>everyone who rek me is a samefag
>>152769041
>samefag because someone else thinks you're retarded too
I can see your dignity crashing and burning from here. It's quite a spectacle.
>>152769041
You are a dumb fuck.
>Chapter 4 of RB3 introduces baby IF and Compa
>Their more mature counterparts join you as soon as the first cutscene is over
Goddammit Nep-Nep don't you realise your DLCs are causing time paradoxes?
>>152769426
It's yet another dumb mistake by Felistella. The original Victory DLCs for the two don't have kid IF and Compa join you until Chapter 5.
>>152766937
>R;B2 is just an inferior mk2 though
You can't be serious with this shit.
The RB2 hate has now gone to extreme lengths. It's just getting sad and pathetic at this point.
>>152769041
just stop posting
captcha: stop tosser
>>152769041
Rekt level :
[] Poorly wrecked.
[] Average wreck.
[] Awesome wreckage.
[] So fucking rekt.
>>152769725
What? That's exactly what it is. It's mk2 with less (meaningful) content and gameplay changes that make it less unique. I don't hate R;B2, just being truthful.
>>152769947
RB2 is vastly superior to that piece of crap mk2. You must just be a dumbass consolecuck.
>>152769947
The combat is arguably worse, but less content? There is an extra ending and nothing is missing.
>>152769947
>"RB2 is shit!!!"
>"but I don't hate it, I just state the truth"
With that logic, I can call you a shitposter and claim it's the truth.
>>152753748
Very cute. Best pairing
>>152770250
Let's be honest: it probably is, even without that logic.
>>152770010
They're the same game with one having Victory's combat slapped on, the Share system changed to Victory's for no real reason, removed costumes, removed Chirper events, removed characters, removed skills, and a couple of the Victory Makers playable without any real further involvement that makes such characters charming in the first place. I also think the VN scenes lost character due to the models not being used, but that's far more subjective.
>>152770107
>nothing is missing
You can't be serious.
>>152770250
When'd I say R;B2 is shit? It's not.
>>152770325
Him being a shitposter?
Well, given his arguments are flawed and that his logic is nothing but fallacies, he probably is, yeah.
It's sad that people still so easily take the bait.
If Nepgear could enter the R-18 island, but Uni couldn't, is Unigear a pedo relationship?
>>152771431
Yeah. This is whyliterally nobody support that crack pairing.
>>152770360
Having only played the RB games and VII, the idea of having 3D models in the dialogue scenes sounds great. I'm going to have to hunt down a copy of mk2 and check it out.
>>152771982
Truth be told it's really not great. It was an admirable effort at the time, but the technology clearly isn't there yet, and it clearly shows when all the characters look just enough like manikins to unnerve you.
The CFWs do look siginficantly better as 3d models than as dialogue portraits, but that's the sole saving grace.
>>152772290
Hmm, ok. I'm just looking for more things Nep to waste time in. I've played through everything save for PP and the original series on PS3.
October 18th can't come fast enough.
>>152772290
There is nothing wrong with 3D portraits.
CH just had really shitty models.
>>152771982
It's poorly executed, but at least they tried. I'd like them to do more, like the scene where PH cuts Brobot to remove the darkness from him.
But for scenes with just talking, I'm not sure. It works for Senrans, but it took them a while to get it right.
>>152771982
It only looks good on screenshots. Animated sprites look way less choppy than 3d models with limited animations.
>>152771982
>the idea of having 3D models in the dialogue scenes sounds great
The 3d models look like shit, though. It's really bad. Going to the 2D anime style was a huge improvement.
>>152772551
I think the problem is they still treated them as CG portraits. When you have 3D I'd expect conversations where they use body language, touch each other and generally move around like real people.
I understand they don't exactly have Bioware's budged to blow on every character event, but it would be nice.
>>152772672
You know what else looks like shit?
You're waifu.
>>152772817
>You're waifu.
Yeah, that looks terrible. My English teacher would slap you for that.
>>152772808
You mean something like Fallout's bubbleheads or Vampires : Bloodline where the NPCs move around while speaking?
That'd be pretty neat, but frankly, after making 4 pictures of Nepgear getting strangled and never doing it right, I can tell you it's a lot harder than you would think.
Not to mention that there are cultural differences that may fuck the body language thing.
One example that comes to mind is the Japanese gesture for saying "come here", with the palm down and the fingers moving up and down. In my country, it translates as "fuck off, you bloody wankstain, I have suffered your breath long enough, now you can return to whatever shithole you crawled out off".
I use it very often.
>>152772928
Saurry, mate. Eye'll maek shure to doesn't fuck it down next time.
Do the neps poop?
>>152772551
Yeah, senran, seven pirates, and most modern games clearly demonstrated that. It's just that CH didn't have the chops to pull it off during Mk2, due to a combination technological limitations and their unfamiliarity with 3d making them come off as extremely stiff and poorly made.
>>152773101
Well, they managed to do it a few times for VII.
It's just that, you know, budget.
>>152773160
on uni
>>152773286
Budget is to blame for 60% of CH's flaws.
Bad writing is the remaining 40%.
>>152773101
I mentioned Bioware because that's what I meant, the conversations from DragonAge or MassEffect. Not in first person.
>>152773160
Goddesses don't poop.
>>152773101
What country are you from? Cause if I ever travel somewhere, it would be nice to know this so I don't get killed
>>152773101
Jokes aside, Bulgaria has head nodding reversed for "yes" and "no".
Image limit again? You gotta stop doing this, it isn't healthy.
>>152773542
I personally don't like Mass Effect that much. The options for dialogues and Shepard's actual lines are differents and it often fucked me.
>>152774176
France.
Not exactly the same gesture (fingers are raised a lot more), but virtually everyone uses it to send childrens (and flies) out. People knowing it can be used to say "get over there" are weeaboos.
>>152774321
There's also that gesture where you hold the inside of your elbow and raise your fist. We call it a bras d'honneur.
Turns out it's also some victory gesture : https://tcrf.net/Super_Mario_RPG:_Legend_of_the_Seven_Stars#Bowser.27s_Victory
chaos goddesses http://i.imgur.com/2gqwZdZ.jpg
>>152775995
Look at BH's puffy vulva, they aren't even trying to hide the Noire fanservice anymore
>>152775995
This is no longer sexy. Now they're just wearing slutty costumes.
Another spin-off I can safely ignore.
>>152776104
Well of course not, they are all half-naked anyway.
>>152775995
White Heart's looks fine, but Purple Sister and Black Heart look idiotic.
>>152775995
NEPGEAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>152775995
>http://i.imgur.com/2gqwZdZ.jpg
I WANT TO FUCK CHAOS BLACK HEART
>>152776602
I WANT TO SPANK CHAOS WHITE HEART
Being cute is fine. Dressing like a slut isn't.
>>152776719
Nepgear's really the only truly slutty looking one.
>>152775995
>PSVita
All interest dropped. Let me know when it comes to any other platform.
>>152775995
HAHAHAHAHAHA
NEPGEARANON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>152776989
New Nep game announced on Commodore 64 and NeoGeo.
>>152775995
I don't like underboob like black heart. Cleavage is sexier
>>152777024
ARE WE GOING TO BE FREE?!
>>152776989
I think we already knew it was for vita. Uni is not dead after all
>>152777124
>I don't like underboob
Shit taste
>>152777259
Not in Japan anyway. She's dead to me though. Unless this works on PSTV.
>>152777358
Nearly everything works on pstv, nerd.
Especially if you get henkaku and whitelist it.
>>152775995
Can anyone tell me what this is? Is it going to come to the West?
>>152777581
It's a free to play card game for the vita underdevelopment by CH's b team and fuck if anyone knows.
>>152777581
It is a "free to play" card game with microtransactions for Vita. Not sure if it will come to west. Game's name is Nepunepu: Connect Chaos Chanpuru
>>152777771
>>152777840
thanks, not something I'd be interested in anyway
Damn what's with these shitty spinoff games. Just make more games as part of the main series, yo..
>>152775995
Blanc looks alright
the rest eh
>>152777024
>>152777164
TIME TO BREAK HIS FRAGILE LITTLE HEART
>>152778341
>mindbroken gearnon
hope that doesn't arise new kinks
>>152778467
Too late.
>>152777931
It's their way to make money.
>>152775995
>[Chaos]
what is this like some kind of evil goatee twin shenanigans
>>152777931
Main games requires a lot of investment. In the meantime, they need to make money.
>>152777931
It's a low effort production that cost practically nothing for them to make, allows their b team to gain some valuable experience, and makes them a bit of extra change on the side.
There's literally no reason why they shouldn't do this.
>>152779191
>>152778794
>>152778712
Why do you tards act like I am supposed to care about their bottom line? I don't. I'm a consumer. As a consumer, I want high quality games, not bullshit games designed to take my money for little in return.
>>152779275
>WAAA I WANT GOOD GAMES
>They'll come, but only later, right now they-
>NO FUCK YOU TARD I WANT IT NOOOOOOOW
>>152779275
Then don't buy them ? There are people who will and they are the ones the company is doing these spinoffs for.
>>152779367
Wow It's almost like a business is supposed to keep their customers happy or something, who'd've thought
You must be a kiddo who has no understanding of how the real world works. If your company consistently shovels shit into the mouths of your customers instead of quality products, then people are going to stop buying your shit.
>>152779509
>WAAA HOW DARE CH NOT CATER TO MY TASTE
>Dude, they need money-
>WOW KIDDO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS BUT I DO AND I KNOW BETTER THAN LITERALLY ANYONE BECAUSE I WORK AT MCDONALD
>>152779191
>>152778794
>>152778712
Would it not make more sense to employ those people on lesser tasks in the mainline game? There is always more work to be done, and a larger team doesn't hurt if they can manage it well.
Only question is whether the game would sell better as a result of having more content. I get the feeling these kinds of games get sales based on character design and VAs more than quality.
>>152779624
You suggest putting all the eggs in the same basket.
I don't need to explain you why it's a bad idea, do I?
>>152775995
Noire looks ready for the shares gathering.
>>152779614
>This is what /nepgen/ thinks is an argument
Turn off the caps lock, kiddo. You're making yourself look like an unhinged retard.
>>152779742
Please do. Alternatively, explain why other companies choose to do so and succeed.
>>152779852
Hi Zombie! Back so soon?
>>152779865
>other companies
Which ones?
>>152779624
Most of the people on the Chaos Champuru team are scenario writers and character artists, those two roles don't exactly benefit greatly from adding more people to it, unlike, say, 3d modellers and environment designers.
Remember, this is literally a 2d card game with gameplay ripped straight from one fo their previous works.
>>152779963
>>152779742
>>152779614
>>152779367
>>152779191
>>152778794
Wow get a load of this shill. How much do they pay you over in the marketing department to post on 4chan?
Thanks for your effort, but we're still not buying your shitty spinoff games. We want games that are part of the main storyline.
>>152780016
Oh, ok. That makes more sense.
>>152780094
>we
Nice delusions, Zombie.
>>152780253
>Zombie
I'm not part of whatever silly 4chan politics bullshit you're referring to, and don't know who this zombie person is. Try again.
>>152775995
>Wasting what could have been a good villain faction on a F2P Card game
No, no CH. Please. I just want my Crisis on Infinite Gamindustri game with this exact same scenario! Don't dash that hope even more since you already wasted Dark CPUS!
>>152780337
>to prove that I'm not zombie, I'll insult him, that'll prove him right but I'm so badass I don't care!!
>>152780337
Whatever Zombie.
Zombie is dead, Blanc killed him in her game.
>>152780541
Watch Romero, zombies aren't dead until you behead them.
>>152780593
What if he's a voodoo zombie? You'd need to kill his master.
>>152780669
Killing ghostroach?
That'd be difficult, cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast and a shoe, and ghosts cannot die.
new thread when
>>152781030
In 40 posts.
Is Noire waifu material?
>>152781030
When Zombie die for real and go meet Nepnowayfag and ghostroach in the pit of the forgotten shitposters.
>>152781435
Not even close.
>>152781435
There are better tsunderes out there and I'm not sure if she has much else going for her, except her body.
>>152781435
She's not cute enough to justify her bitchiness.
I don't know why you guy's were arguing about CH raising funds to make more games, I mean, that's how these things work, right?
I would have to learn to speak weeb if I ever want to play that game with skimpy clothing though :^(
>>152781435
She's good for spanking. Nothing else.
>>152775995
I want to fuck the edge out of Blanc with hugs and kisses, other two can get raped by dogs and homeless people and make a doujin out of that
>>152782483
But Onee-chan, I know business and I know things don't work that way, I WANT my mainline game.
>>152782669
>I WANT my mainline game
you are getting it, it's called Cyberdimension Neptunia Online
>>152782791
But Onee-Chan, I want it NOW! It's obvious that all these spin-off and card games are diverting important manpower from the online game!
>>152782791
do we still dont know the platform it will be on?
>>152781435
Of course.
>>152783456
No we don't
>>152783067
But onii-chan they need to fund money so they don't starve to death while they make the main game, you don't want an half-assed rushed game, do you?
I've never played a nep game anytips?
>>152783762
But Onee-chan, we can just pretend CH is greedy if it turns out to be shit, just like we did when they rushed HDN1.
>>152783907
Start with RB1 on Steam.
>>152783762
>>152783915
>oniichan
>oneechan
This is as retarded as /u/ calling themselves "onee-san" Dude, you both can't be older than the one you're calling "onee-chan" Stop misusing terms ffs
>>152783907
Use Noire. She's really good in every game.
>>152783613
>>152782791
I expect it to be released on PC if they want my money. I will maybe buy it on Vita if i have to but no more than that.
>>152783907
Pick Marth
>>152783907
Start with ReBirth 1 to get a taste of the amazing nep-nep, then go with ReBirth 2 to enjoy a serious RPG experience. After that, you obviously want to play ReBirth 3 since it is the second game in the storyline that was started by ReBirth 2. Then, if you're still into it, you play Megadimension V-II.
>>152783907
Discs are actually a big deal.
Save often, there's no autosave.
Attacking from behind causes more damage.
Buffs are pretty powerful but short lived, make sure you'll survive long enough to actually use them.
Save often.
Don't try to attack every monster you see : letting them come to you is sometimes better than trying to get a symbol attack and failing.
Save often.
Kill every mob in the dungeon at least once before going for the boss or you'll be underlevelled.
Healing grass is pretty good when the game starts, you'll want Nep Bull after that.
Same for Compa, she becomes a lot less useful in the midgame.
>>152783762
>they need to fund money so they don't starve to death while they make the main game
Whatever happened to the "each CH game is selling worse than the last" memery?
>>152784390
It's Mimori!
>>152783907
Don't just ignore the share distribution. Late in ReBirth 1, you need 50% of shares in a nation in order to unlock that nation's CPU candidate/little sister. Then you need at least 20% shares in each of the four main nations and 0% shares in "others" in order to get the true ending.
In ReBirth 2, shares are even more important. You will need a certain amount of shares in a nation in order to recruit that nation's CPU (Noire for Laststation, Blanc for Lowee, and Vert for Leanbox). You also need 15% I believe in each nation in order to get the true ending. Also, lily rank is important in ReBirth 2. You will need each character to have a lily rank of at least 4 with Nepgear in order to get the true ending in that game.
Basically, unless you want a subpar gaming experience, you can't just play through them without thinking about things. It isn't as bad in ReBirth 3, but there are still some minor requirements in order to get the true ending in that game as well.
>>152783907
Click on every thought bubble you see on the world map. Talk to every resident in the information section at each of the four nations. They will often give you somethings, sometimes that are just useful, and sometimes that are necessary to get the true ending.
If you start getting events and things about a sword in ReBirth 2, beware: You may be setting yourself up for the bad ending.
>>152784018
Wew, you sure are an angry weeb, aren't you, onii-senpai?
>>152779275
They don't care about you either, they just want money.
>>152779614
This is not how you do a counter-argument
>>152785334
Which they're going to make a ton of on a F2P game that doesn't have a juggernaut name attached to it?
>>152785334
I don't doubt they don't care about that onii-tard, but I would say they do xare about their users, I mean, why else would they lurk these threads?
don't make a new thread
>>152780253
Nice try, Kuugen
is chaos nepgear gehaburn nepgear
>>152785489
A IFI guy browsing nepgen just shows how much free time these fucks have
literally worst general on vg
>>152785678
I pity that guy for having to browse this shithole
>>152785686
>>152785545
Imagine being as bootyblasted as this guy over a thread he doesn't have to read or post in. Sad.
Noire is for ____
>>152785791
extracting faith out of elderly people.
>>152785678
Touché, we want big hyperdimension Ploot anyway.
>>152785686
This isn't /xivg/
New thread, so I can post about how much I love Gearanon.
>>152785678
>IFI = CH
Holy shit, onee-chan, you went full retard.
>>152786265
Or so we could post the fucking picture direct on 4chan instead of just a link
>>152786489
Yes, but I like my idea better, I mean, Come on, it's Nepgear anon who we're talking about
new bread
>>152786975
>>152780504
No nigger, I AM ZOMBIE