Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>152604045

Hitbox > Twitch > Panda

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Reasonably close to the top for niggers aren't people and the day of the roperino is coming

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>no qt girl hero

why even live

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when skeleton king was takes from us
i could hear the calcium in my bones weep and cry
>tfw his bones are travelling in heaven now

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lone druid set for warhammer chest please

>>152604290
who is that hero?
he looks 2 spooky.

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>>152604562
I know that feel

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>having fun
Only a retard would play this game for fun.
I play this game to be a credit to my race on a field of violence and to remind all the impoverished internet cafe-bound nonwhite subhumans playing against me that the white man will always lord over them no matter how far away we are.
It's that and the thrill of the kill that keeps me coming back, and nothing more.

>>152604469
>provoke and attack a cop pointing his gun at you
>get shot and die

this is darvin award tier

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How long till he starts watching Bleach?

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Dotards?

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>>152604760
>tfw someone steals your original quote and uses it with a pic of an objectively good player
Feels good.

how do I win when all my teammates give up and fight amongst themselves?

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>>152604839
>Every pro player is switching to Overwatch the objectively more skill based game
>now with 60 tick servers Dotards have no argument for why its a bad game
Valve btfo

>>152605184
you mute them and solo kill the entire enemy team

>>152605197
>shitty low-skill quakelike

lul

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>>152605184
You start by picking a hero that can 1v9.

>>152605294
>death by baboon ass
wtf i still hate niggers

>>152605197
literally every single OW thread on /v/eddit is about how people want to fuck x character
sounds like shit pandering game for horny teenagers

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So Pitlord will be released tomorrow? The patch hits at midnight usually right?

>>152603718
This is what I did as CM
>Whiff spells, or cast them at inappropriate times
>Occasionally buy wards and placed them in spots that didn't really help at that point in the game, and I only ever played them where the ward symbol is,
>Never brought dust or gems, never dewarded
>Never stacked camps
>Pulled the lane in a way that always kept the creep line in an awkward spot/pushed to the offlane tower
>Brought utility items like force staff or euls and used them incorrectly (never made it too obvious with the force staff) Euls is great because you can panic euls while the enemy team gets into position around you, doesn't seem obvious to low skill players
>Always fucked with the carries cs until he says something
>Never landed more than a few cs a game, never denied
>Bound tower glyph to a key so I can waste it
>Never used TP to help an ally until they were already dead, always completed a bad TP if it was to try to "help" an ally.
>Bought back whenever the enemy was pressuring a T3, no matter the enemy team or my team status

Hope that helps!

The key was to act dumb, but not too dumb and say sorry whenever someone pipes up. Or you can pretend you're a chick. Less reports = good.

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Post yfw OG.RTZ

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>mike's playlist
Do the pills get redder than this?

>>152604820
Bleach is absolute shit to watch, hopefully envy-sama will just tell him to read the mango.

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What purpose does this now meme-less hero serve?

reminder that arc warden is fucking broken and can completely dominate any mid that can't blink or go magic immune

when arc warden gets 6 non blinkers/magic immuners literally have to leave the lane or they will just feed

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>>152605934
>being a mango faggot
>>152606012
Now he can be worseSven and worseJug at the same time like the rest of the carries.

>>152605934
it has good soundtrack
and rukias voice makes me hard

>>152604556

>humans will never be able to have sex with cartoons

FUCK

>even ppd "the bonjwa" is already playing overwatch

le dead game

>>152606012
fucking up niggers who cant manfight him and dont get triple forcestaffed

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>Arteezy spotted with Moon, Fly's gf, and now cr1t

It's really OG.Arteezy huh, rip n0lans. I guess it was obvious he was out during the little talk with Maelk

>>152606012

invoker slayer

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>>152604820
>>152605934
>watching any chinese girl cartoons instead of playing dota

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>>152606102
>posts jjba
>"being a mango faggot"
If you have never read the manga and saved memes only from watching the anime i will fucking find you m8 ill fucking kill u you have no right to post based joseph

>its a "enemy russian has a 5 minute monologue on all-chat"-episode

WHY do they do this?
we even told him that none of our team spoke russian

>>152606142
>playing this meta when pitlord and monkey king isn't out

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>>152606426
>implying you can't read mongolian wood carvings in between games

>>152606319
that's a picture from ti

whats a good entry-level anime? cant be too long, no high school cute girl drama

can someone post the mental orgasm dude i need to cheer up right now

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Official /d2g/ hero pairings:

>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Lion
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Queen of Pain/Wraith King
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>Nature's Prophet/Lane creeps
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Huskar/Dazzle
>Vengeful Spirit/Skywrath Mage
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Tusk/Bristleback
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
>Legion Commander/Axe
>Bane/Puck
>Zeus/Medusa
>Roshan/Ursa
>Clinkz/Pugna

>>152606872
boku no pico

>>152606626
>not just focusing on the game instead of trying to catch up on Tibetan wall paintings

>>152606872
digimon

If all towers and lane creeps were player controlled, would the game even be playable?

>>152606872
anime is for girls and faggorts

>>152606872
JJBA

>>152603475
t. 4k shitlord that never actually plays against those chink stacks

first of all, the 80%+ winrate chink stacks do not have 200 ping. Most of them live in california or vancouver.

secondly, these guys stack unranked for a reason, often with 1-2 smurfs on their team to lower the average mmr. they really aren't that good. you can beat them with most 5.5k+ stacks assuming you guys aren't fucking around because it's unranked. their winrate is so high because they play mostly 3k-4k stacks because that's how unranked works.

lastly, there's also a reason why you never see any of these chink stackers on the leaderboards (the few exceptions are the players from void boys like patsoul and whoever). i've played against a few of these losers in the rare times they solo queue and they're usually 5k-6k only.

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>>152606905
>All those fags
Can you take your gay agenda somewhere else?

>>152607026
who said i wasnt a girl?

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>>152606102
Something gets lost inbetween the bleach mango and animu. The art is really stylish and shows progression throughout the series but in the anime it just stays low quality the whole way.
In my opinion the value added by voice actors, music, and one or two mediocre filler arcs doesn't make up for the shitty animation.

To make up for the weeb posting, I have a question; is satanic ever the item to build on jugg? I've built it a few times after games were guaranteed won because I like the manfight potential but it really didn't do much to put the game away.

What do americans ITT think of shart

>>152607116
>girls
>on d2gay
nice joke you massive cock slurper

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>>152607116
Then post some timestamped boobs or leave.

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What did he mean by this?

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>>152607069
>14 heterosexual pairings
You realize how gay Dota is as a game, right?

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>>152606905
>Jakiro/Venomancer
Pffft

>>152607279
that he forgot to take his pills

>>152606872
Depends on what kind of genre you're in the mood for, there's a lot of sci-fi stuff out there and battle shounen although objectively low tier can be fun at times.

>>152607279
he got autism from trying to beat terrarias final boss

>>152607279
god damn he really lost it

>>152607279
rtz 99%er autist confirmed

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>>152607279
shitnik wants to become relevant meme so fucking hard its disgusting.

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>>152607279
>tfw you're a filthy 99%er

how do i cope with this?

>>152607386
what is happening in that gif is this the famous american culture to act like you have muscle spasms?

>>152607279
What did arteezy do? did he leave secret ""betraying"" puppey?

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>>152607336
They're good friends.

>>152607228
im a handsome guy btw

>>152607518
Popular theory is that she's having a seizure

>It's a forced 50% is real week

Yeah no, I'm not playing this game.

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What could I have done to win this game? This was a randomed Axe btw.

>>152607668
me too

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>>152606905
>That pic
What the actual fuck? Who the fuck just sat down and thought "Hmm... yes... THIS will be a good way to spend my time." Seriously, where do you people get time for this shit?

Misery looks like the kind of guy who would go on shooting sprees

>>152607885
you could have tried to kill the ancient before am farmed rapira

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>>152607547
No, arteezy just posted a picture in his twitter.
>>152607386
Does he realize the fact that his career as a professional player is over at this point? No organization or sponsor would pick him or a team with him after all the shit he wrote on reddit and twitter. He's literally CIS Ritsu now.

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>>152607885
Stop randoming you dumb fucking faggot fuck
You could've picked slark or slardar and fucked all of those niggers hard.

>>152608017
Slark would've been fucked over by the LC.

>>152607885
low mmr players fuck around and don't take objectives so teams with late-game lineups win. if you want to win against them convince your team to push when they cant def (2+ dead) and take rosh before going highground

>>152607885
Eh, you did fine, maybe should have gotten ac instead of lotus, i dont see the point in lotus here since noone has sheep or anything worth purging/deflecting, maybe razor link but eh
>antimage name is lelouch
Lol??

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How the fuck am I supposed to win games like this?
what went wrong???

I was dragon knight. Went mid lane against broodmother and absolutely fucking shut her down she was crying in all chat she couldn't do a thing, I got almost every last hit in lane and all she could do was watch and nuke creeps lmao
and then huskar shows up and ends the game at 15 minutes in
like seriously wtf are you supposed to do against heroes that can rax you before you get any major items even when you have freefarm in lane???

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>>152608074
Then Slardar? Dazzle? Sven? Troll? Physical damage?
There are ways around these things, and all of them start with not randoming.

>>152607885
i always wondered how do people below 4k even function in society.
it seems like they are just unable to do things.

>>152608264
>I afk farmed my lane as mid while all the other lanes were getting shut down
>I bought a maelstrom as dragon knight because I wasn't paying attention to the gameflow and somehow thought an early midgame farming item would be the thing to get

you could have singlehandedly shut down huskar with a blade mail btw.

>>152608081

We got all their outer towers and roshan but they had a Pudge so we couldn't push high ground without someone getting hooked.

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What do you think of this:
Platinum Brooch
Builds from: Gauntlet of Strength, Mantle of Intelligence, Slippers of Agility, Ring of Protection
+4 Damage
+4 Attack Speed
+3 All attributes
+2 Armor
+2 HP regen
+2 Mana regen

>>152608016
Why would arteezy do that?

>>152608375
but the other lanes weren't getting shut down that bad
we were doing good until huskar popped out of jungle with a fucking aghanims and instakilled everyone
>dragon tail him when he life breaks
>lc just instapurges the stun
yeah okay nice game

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>>152608458
Fucking retarded moneysink
No one would ever buy tangoes or clarities or branches or shadow blades ever again
>>>/fagland/

Is Pos 4/5 Drow possible, just so your team can harvest your passive? I like playing drow but dislike pos 1

>>152608517
i guess the solution, then, is to not pick shit game losing heroes like dragon knight

the game is fucked up right now and a lot of heroes are outright game losing. dragon knight shouldn't be part of any team that doesn't consist of 5 pushers

he gets nothing out of mid whatsoever unless youre ready to immediately take multiple towers with his 6

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how do you make friends in dota

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>>152608680
No, that's fucking stupid since your passive scales WITH DROW and no one else.

>>152608458
Bad ring of aquila

>>152608264
>a team that has actual carries wins because 1k shitters are unable to grasp concept of teaming up and pushing after winning lanes
WOAW
pick carry next time, preferably offlaner so you can wreck enemy carry

>>152608403
it's because you sit around their tower waiting for it. you just man up and dive their t3. if possible take a pick off before that. if they start buying back like crazy disengage and do it again, they wont have buybacks so you win.

>>152608680
You realize her passive depends on her agility? Meaning that if you are playing a pos 4/5, you're likely not gonna get enough farm to make said passive be useful at all.

>>152608680
>drow has a passive that synergizes with the amount of gold she has
>I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT SUPPORT!

>>152608473
i ment arteezy twitter
english is h ard

>>152607885
probably should have solo offlaned and let the NP jungle desu.

5 enemy cores probably would have been hard to beat in 1.5k

Rest of the comic is being posted today to remind you underlord is coming out tomorrow

Screencap this

I'm bad, please play with me on US east.

/id/moomf

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>>152605751
Thanks! Gonna try that tomorrow and hopefully make it to 1k.

>>152608717
You don't

Dota isn't for socializing

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>>152609006
>fag avatar
>from DUDE WEED LMAO
>only 1000 hours
Not on your life, nigger.

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>tfw so good at void I get a boner at my own chronos

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>>152609006
Gay avatar
Bought No Man's Sky
US East is full of Perus

>>152609158
>/id/moomf
he also has like 5 fucking VAC banned friends

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>>152607472
>There is Köksal Baba merchandise

I want to run into the enemy offlane's camp and push him out of it. Which hero can do this?

against what lineup is sf viable?

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How will mike get out of this one?
That huskar is fucking huge

>>152609419
Heroes who love to blink towards enemies

>>152609039
Good luck, it's a struggle to actually get that low.

Anyone have a spare beta key?

>>152609158
thats like saying youre allowed to kill people but you will be punished for it.

>top 0.1% in OW
>only 3.5k mmr in dota

explain this

>>152609240
>>152609158
>>152609248

Fine, sorry.

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>>152609607
fuck off normalfag

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Is Puppey finally going to let me play on Secret? ;)

>>152608862
>morph
>fv
>dk

but that team had 3 carries anon
nobody wants more than 3 carries on a team theres only 3 lanes to farm

>>152609683
>9k mmr
>rank 62 in OW
explain this

>>152609720
thank, mr. president.

who /carlolt0n/ here?

this guy almost makes me want to play cuckport

>>152609820
who?

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>>152609420
he found a way

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>and I think it's gonna be a long long time 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
What did he meme by this?

>>152610056
Nobody knows

>>152607039
>the ping from vancouver to US West is 4ms
KILL ME
fucking chinkstacks

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whats going on with 4chan? all pictures i try to open are 404

>Lykos 322

why :(

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>>152610253
>non-asian 3dpg crap

>>152610253
I just like it when they have the girl restrained and fuck her. Not into all the little torture stuff :(

>>152609403
>tfw no wise magical negro hero

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I can't wait for my figma to arrive so I can hotglue it!

>>152610016
rtz

>>152610253
no she looks scared

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>playing Arc Warden after the nerf

how to destroy a hero 101

literally the worst hero in the game now

>>152610940
these blizzard games have no real comp scene, average skill level is super low

it's the same in hots where lol hasbeens can go pro that could never cut it in lol

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>>152611034
What happened, never played him, only against..

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DOTARDS

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
>VLADS HAD A 100% PURCHASE RATE ON LYCAN IN TI6
>LYCAN HAD A 7% WINRATE AT TI6

Heres what vlads gives:
>+7% overall DPS to his wolves
>+96 EHP to wolves
>same mana/s regen of a infused raindrop
>lifesteal on a hero who can jungle without taking any damage

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
WHY BUY THIS ITEM????

ECHO SABRE
SHADOW BLADE
WIN

>>152611034
arc warden is the strongest hero in the game right now dumbass

>bad teammates every game
>give 110% every game
>thought about quitting dota
>decided to derank 1k mmr
>game is fun again

feel a bit sorry for the fuckers on the enemy team though

>>152611245
>nerfed slow
>nerfed field
>item cooldown change means necro is useless now and midas isn't as efficient
>no more rapier shenanigans
>shorter ult duration
yeah nah

>>152611034
yeah thats why he has 60% winrate when played by 5k+ people AGAINST other 5k+ people

>>152611346
>i suck at the hero so that must mean the hero is bad

>>152611346
gee so all he gets to do is shit 2000 magic damage on top of you in 6 seconds of attacking you at 100 ms without risking anything after blinking on you from 3000 range away
and then instead of 2.5x gold from midas he got nerfed to ONLY 2.0x gold from midas what a horror story

>>152611245
>hero that relies on retards walking into his slowly charging magic damage thing

Arc Warden is just bad Techies

>>152611346
60
%
winrate
in
5k+

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>>152611282
Same here, in unranked.

>own mid 6-1, others feed
>support safe/roam, he does fuck all and fails every gank, just dies in fight even as slark
>offlane, SF loses to skywrath and never ganks

Where I'm not, it fails.

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Hey guys Brian here!
Me and my girl are on our way to Estonia to discuss with the future president of Estonia about this new explosive team line-up for Team Secret.
Here is the line up:
1.Ritsu
2.Korok
3.funn1k
4.me
5.puppey
coach : nahaz

Wish us good luck for the open qualifiers for the next major!
Brian out!

clips twitch tv /carlolt0n/CrazyNightingaleBCouch

So, installed Kali Linux on my machine.

Now I can't play doto.

Wut do?

>>152611174
I find Lycan without necronomicons unplayable desu.

>>152612048
try installing it a second time

>>152612048
alt + f4

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RIME IS STREAMING

R
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STREAM

twitch tv/rime_

>>152612062
have you considered that lycan can kill heroes instead of towers?
or he can kill heroes AND towers instead of just towers

lycans just a 100x better version of drow. Would we have seen drow at ti6 if everyone bought vlads, medallion, ac & necrobook on drow because "muh aurastacking" and "muh aura on necroarcher" and "muh support items on a hard carry"

>>152612048
delete half of the system files and it turns into 32-bit

>>152612260
Necronomicon is pretty good for a hero 3 skills of which boost his summons and the fourth summons minions. Another problem is getting chainstunned in shapeshift, no decent team will let you run up to them and chew them.

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so this... is the most beautiful woman in the dota 2 community... I'm actually in tears right now.. she's so f*cking pretty

>>152612048
>kali
LMAO

>>152612496
>playboy shoot
>no nudes
What is this shit

is lelouch considered top tier player around here?

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is there anything more annoying playing non-core hero and owning early game but your carries can't fucking use the advantage to win?

I don't think I've ever fucked up when someone's ganking them early game and you get kills and free farm

>>152612696
Playboy doesn't do nudes anymore.

Do you live in a cave?

>>152612487
did it help that lion?
>>152611174
you can get bkb for that anyway

>>152610872
Me and valve are in talks, they're basing an all new hero off of my life

>>152612849
how do they sell then?

And as far as playboy's concerned yea I get like a volume per year and check stuff out

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Why is it a common sight for me to see this guy in the offlane just dive the enemy carry and support and kill them both?

>>152613009
I dunno, they probably don't.

>>152613009
they decided sell by having interesting content instead of nudity and it's actually working out for thme

porn is so widely available that sex simply does not sell

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>>152611460
>60% winrate in 5k+

NOT SO FAST

>>152612864
>killing low armor ultrasquish supports with help from team
>impressive
if they weren't so behind they'd get ghost and just tp out

>>152613271
it wasnt about porn, more about celebs stripping and showing their tits to photoshop

Nice general, doturds

>>152613273
oh shit u got me :dd

is there an item that attracts more retards than dagon
i keep losing games because a core rushes it and proceeds to do absolutely nothing useful with it

>>152612830
I once gave a drow complete and utter freefarm for the first 12 minutes by killing an offlane jugg 3 times as bane. literally only had treads/Aquila by then.

>>152613696
>i keep losing games because a core rushes it
what mmr is this

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>ppd stole navis playstyle and used it better

fucking cucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kmzLzUyF70

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>ppd makes a video called "Up To Speed with EG Dota"
>says nothing about roster changes

what a waste of fucking time why'd I even watch that shit

>>152613930
>wanting roster drama
Hey reddit

How are there people in the world retarded enough to rush fucking midas on Alch? How are there people in the world retarded enough to go Radiance after midas on Alch? With a spectre on the team no less?

I instantly report anyone who picks alch on my team, every single one of them is a drooling fucking retarded who builds only gold items ON A HERO THAT GETS LITERALLY FREE GOLD and then proceeds to actually fucking question and be confused when the enemy team has megas 30 mins in

Its completely and utterly unfathomable to me, nothing else in Dota even comes close to being as retarded. How does a human being look at a skill "okay this gives me a million free gold for every bounty rune" and decide "I will use this extra money to buy more items that give me gold but cannot help me fight at all"? HOW?

cliff jungling NPs, jungle necros, ES spammers, nothing was ever remotely close to being as stupid as modern day alch pickers

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>Dive the enemy mid, killing him surviving with little to no HP and Mana
>He just TPs to lane while I have to stay away from exp range while I fly consumables over
>Gets 2 waves off and I get nothing
How are TPs balanced?

>>152614339
RTZ made it popular last TI

>>152613331
but lycan with just a couple items can literally instantly kill the lion before he can react
what more can you ask for?

>>152614339
>get a passive that massively increases gold gain from smaller creeps if you keep killing enough
>get an item that kills one creep for a fixed gold bounty
I can see the synergy there senpai.

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>>152613126
>offlane
>0 Z E R O armor
>300 damage nuke over 15 goddamn seconds
>>>>>>>>>>diving and killing both

>>152614737
Manaburn and ability to actually backdoor.

HEY LETS BUFF TIMBERSAW SIX PATCHES STRAIGHT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>152615107
Would that make Negrophos meta again?

>>152613728
I've stopped playing support at all like year ago.

In the game that was the last straw me and a Venge were supporting a horrible PA.
Within the first minutes of the game the guy managed to cuck us out of several easy kills because he wouldn't actually use dagger and took like 0.5 sec to right click people.

Then he died in lane to a fucking lvl 3 Venomancer when we went to gank mid because he had gone AFK to smoke his bong without even bothering to move his hero to safety.

Life is too short to support shitters.

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Why do I feel so helpless when playing a support? I feel as if I have no effect on the game because every game lasts 40 mins and supports fall off late game typically.

Games rarely end in 20 mins anymore which means early game means jack shit. Is this how its supposed to be? Does early game really not matter?

>>152615373
scythe 60 seconds added

>>152607924
u understimate the power of aussie shitposting, newfag
file :147 confirms

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Any slark pickers here?
I want to kick your arses.

>>152613729
garbage tier

What if necrophos could automatically release death pulses whenever he was at full manafor no cooldown(but it still cost him the mana)?

>>152615702
Wait a sec..

Shadow dances away

>>152615702
Come and try kick it. We'll get all your strength out before you even get a hit in.

>>152615803
new aghanims for necrophos in 6.89:

>reapers scythe no longer upgraded (now always disables buyback)
>necrophos releases a death pulse every 5 seconds

>>152614339
I have actually never won a game with an Alch on my team. That hero is a retard magnet. Because you get free gold shitters that used to play jungle LC or Doom and have never learned how to lane properly go mid, get BTFO and then spend the rest of the game farming useless items.

>>152615702
Sounds like he kicked yours

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>>152607885
how come when i post my try hard vhs games no one cares
but happy clownfests like this gets so many you
its not fair

>Na'Vi are the reason why we even made it to 3rd place at TI6

- PPD

Dotards?

>>152615803
just like the mirana aghs?
make it mana free

>>152616115
realy makes you think

>>152616075
what is more fun, a try-hard or a clown?
here is a (you)

>>152614507
don't kill him if it costs you so much you faggot.

Or go suicide to neutrals after you kill him and buy out

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>>152615912
>>152615912
Try it you stupid fish..... pls icefrog give me good buffs you faggot

>>152614507
>what is hp pot for

>>152616075
>he thinks 1k is a happy bracket

1k has more autism than 4.5k, the only difference is that in 4k some of the autists will be decent players while in 1k you get some Lina building MOM and a Shadowblade Void on your team.

>>152616172
That would be worse because then you couldn't use mana regen items to increase the frequency of the pulses.

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>>152616313
Theres only one thing that could fix bloodseeker
Make TP scroll no longer a reliable escape


Look at all the heroes countered by TPs
what do they have in common?
they're all useless

>>152616457
i beg to differ

its a fun bracket to me, whenever i use my smurf with my friends its really easy shittalking them and they go batshit crazy at you with multiple pingings

also i can build any meme items and still win

>>152616630
>io and dazzle useless because they cant kill targets that tp away
anon..

>>152616630
i know this is bait but
>tp out from dazzle

>>152616683
Yeah but you're smurfing, imagine you were an actual 1k player that couldn't just stomp their way to 3k.

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>people are actually excited for Pitlord

>>152616630
>pugna kills in under 3s

maybe if you're an underleveled cuckport with no items

Who is suppose to be the position 4 in hell squad? Doom or Underlord?

>>152616938
they literally cannot do it
>>152616952
? are you retarded

>>152616457
shadowblade void is good though

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JUST

>>152617228

i bounce between 3.8k and 3.4k.

>>152617228
you literally think you can play heroes like chen io puck when you are litearlly 2k lmoa

>>152616968
I actually do since I'm one of those Warcraft dota fags and since everyone in my bracket started from dota 2 I can exploit "new heroes" for free wins.

>>152616962
this must have been repeatedly posted most of the time but its all about the mentality

or maybe the skill will just come naturally since most players in a decent bracket played this game ALOT before dota 2

>>152617228
anyone looking to grind down party mmr send this account an inv http://steamcommunity.com/id/tfwgoranboy/

>>152612048
>installing a liveCD distro

>>152616952
0.3 cast time
~0.6 projectile time
2 seconds of slow
THEN it stuns

>>152617350
your allstars experience can only make you WORSE at the hero becuase oyu will think you can do dumb shit you did in the past and it will magically work meanwhile eveyrone else will ahve to think whats good on him now and not 5 years ago when the game was more different from dota2 than lol is now from dota2

thats literally the opposite of free wins

>poison touch cannot interrupt tps
?

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>>152617328
try oracle in this range.... even if you go 24-3-22 still lose cuz ppl cant hit RAX.... suffering man... pure sufering

>>152616981
dagon 5 alone makes pugna deal 2250 HP in damage in 3 seconds after reductions to a normal 25% magic resist hero

>>152617482
>cant into tp channel time
?

>>152617505
I'm 2k and rarely play so it doesn't matter really

>>152617513
>>152617653
poison touch won't interrupt a tp unless its cast before they start the tp
if you start tping and the dazzle reacts and casts on you after the fact, it won't stun you until after your tp finishes like 95% of the time

it takes like 2.9 seconds before it stuns and tp channels for 3.0

>die a dozen times by the fifteen minute mark
>win anyway
wew lad, look how skilled i am

>>152617743
>wah i want my instant no skill tp cancel :(

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>>152617632
>dagon 5 alone
>7720 networth just for that

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>mfw i see a dazzle while on low hp

anyone want to play with me

I'm tired of this solo-queue purgatory

~3000 MMR

>>152617750
doesnt the whole team tilt and you lose by default then?

>>152618050
post your tummy and sexual orientation first

>>152617857
what are you on about
you can easily tp away from dazzle
worst case scenario he can delay you from tping for 3 seconds
but he can't interrupt tps, he can only prevent you from using it for a few seconds

Im going to build s&y,basher,hotd on pitlord and no one will stop me.

>>152618282


o-oh

>>152618337
>but he can't interrupt tps, he can only prevent you from using it for a few seconds
so like any single stun heroes?
lol

>>152618271
i think they just kept playing as normal, this is 4k after all, it's usual
what would've happened if they flamed me is that i would've accepted that i'm fucking retarded but also insisted that if certain members paid more attention it would have been preventable; which is true by the way. can't say how their gameplay would be affected under those conditions, since not only would i be feeding like a motherfucker but i would be blaming other people.

it was a ~60 min game and i stopped dying after the fifteen minute mark so is all goood man
>tfw memeback gold

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Lul

>>152604290
praise lord skeltal
Would it possible to automatically type in all chat "THE WORLD" when I cast Chronosphere as Faceless Void? If so, how?

>>152618686
>no SEA
SEA is the worst region tbqh

>>152618686
Russia is a really chill server

>>152618671
no. Against a normal single stun hero, if you start tping, they will interrupt it and waste your tp and you no longer have an escape
if dazzles runs at you, you tp away and laugh. If he poison touches you AFTER you start tping, it won't stun you in time

>>152618865
this
3k SEA - 8KEU

>>152618908
why wouldnt he just poision touch you asap, effectively making your tp time 6~ seconds allowing his team to catch up

>>152618686
but you are russian...

>>152618908
>running from a Dazzle

what's it like to pick cuckport, anon?

>Be in ranked
>Some faggot nigger picks omniknight
>Leaves void to safelane. by himself and decides to trilane bot
>We lose one fight
>He starts crying the whole game and not using his abilities
>We lose a game we had in the bag
I've never reported a person before but holy shit.
What an absolute baddie

>>152618908
>if dazzles runs at you, you tp away and laugh. If he poison touches you AFTER you start tping, it won't stun you in time
what makes you think it wont?
cant into tp delay

also of all the things dazzle you would complain, its his ability to NOT have a stun but NOT shallow grave?

go back to league where every hero has the same skill set

>>152619068
thats his best case scenario, where he gets the jump on you from a blink or invisi rune or something, and he can make you take 6 seconds to tp away instead of 3
in normal play, if you see a dazzle running up to poison touch you, even if you have no means to run away (ex he's cutting off your escape from a fog of war flank), you can simply start tping away and in the time it takes to get in range, cast the spell, have its projectile travel, then tick 3 times, nope, its too late, ur already gone

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U.S. East is fucking cancer.
>Queue U.S. East.
>Sub human monkeys everywhere
>Game is a stomp one way or the other
>Queue U.S. West.
>Get 70 ping but each game actually feels like the teams are evenly matched, even if you lose.

>>152613787
>Ditya Ra smiling

So rare and adorable

>>152619148
Its a pic from my friend
He is beesa rep
UK dota

>>152615373
aghs scythe pure damage

>>152619464
>Bitching about 70 ping
I got to 6k with 120 ping with lagspikes up to 220 on USEast

You dont know shit

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Uh dotards?

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This guy seems like he'll be a bretty good solo offlaner.

>high base stats (700 HP, 3.7 armour, 62 - 68 base damage)
>negative damage aura to reduce harass / enemy's ability to last hit
>firestorm to interrupt pulls.

>>152619806
Wait, let me just Shallow Grave you

>>152619970
better than just getting lmao glimmercape

If glimmercape wasn't an item he would be picked

>>152619953
More like start with iron talon until you get some levels because at lvl 1 hes a walking first blood

>>152607885
Nothing to do besides finish early, if team doesn't want to push then you're just fucked unless you can finish it yourself.

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>>152619953
>hero that has virtually no impact and offers nothing to the team
>Good offlaner

>>152619827
No one cares SEA monkey.

>>152620263
I literally cannot tell what this image is trying to convey

>>152619953
pit lord is a shitty hero that can only be played mid, but not really that either

>>152620329
Im sorry but it looks like you might have brain problems

>>152620263
I think he'd be a good midlaner

>>152620329
He's trying to insinuate that having some similarities with some other heroes body types means that it's bad or something.

>>152620419
>Pitlord gets farm and levels
>Spells are bad sharpnel without charges and bad split earth
Now what?

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Reminder,

I want to place my penis inside Fwoshy's vagina and make sweet love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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>>152620263
The head is a literal warpgate

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kmzLzUyF70
we learned a lot from going to starladder and navi's laning phase
waoh you mean starladder was a honeypot?

>>152620612
>bad sharpnel

It only has 7 seconds of downtime, Shrapnel takes 55 seconds per charge and lasts for 11 seconds, I also doubt you're going to have 3 charges at the ready when you need it to D-push.

>>152620612
>build damage and survivability on pitlord
>kill shit
>get even more damage
>win
JUST FOLLOW THIS EASY GUIDE TO FREE WINS WITH PITLORD LADS
WHAT IS THE ENEMY GOING TO DO WITH -42% DAMAGE WHEN YOU HAVE +500 FROM 1 HERO KILL?
NOTHING

>>152621141
>Have spells that deal no damage
>Have no carry ability
>Be also slow and squishy as fuck
Um dotards?

>>152620612
You have 6 super early and you 5 man relocate on their carry. Repeat
Build midas, maelstrom, manta, illus carry aura, make space for carry
His aura scales as late game goes, your carry automatically has 148% EHP on their carry for free

>>152621141
>kill one hero
>get +500 damage
WHAT AN OVERPOWERED HERO

>>152621248
just get a level in bad treant ult for tp interrupts and level stats + aura
EASY AS IT GETS

>>152620702
Reminder,

No one cares.

>>152621104
it doesn't slow or anything

>>152621248
Hum idk its like hes a typical support woah dude idk

>>152621248
All you need is Phase boots Midas Shadowblade Deso Echo Sabre

>>152621338
you still need firestorm to farm and for early teamfights but he does jack shit later

>>152621426
and you want to send him mid or offlane

retard

>Inb4 not him
>That was what the conversation was about

>>152621556
To get rekt by a competent carry hero
>you are still retarded

insider bro here, monkey king actually isnt an illusion hero. his ult makes your allies appear to be monkey king for a short time so you can b8 people in jumping on the wrong target

>>152621602
what if that carry hero is morphlin or terrorblade
would -42%base damage be viable then?

>>152620702
Thank you for reminding me.

>>152621602
>i speak to one single person
>nanana i cant hear you you people contradicted each other i won you lose
You suffer from stupidity.

>>152621735
>Pitlord tries to stop splitpushing morph that has shotgun
>They get daed or mkb
>Nice hero

>For TB people are going to pick ET every single time
>Pitlord has to get close for the aura to work which might get him blown up

>Even then pitlord is fucking shit at everything so you would be playing 5v4

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>>152619880
Nice meme, the bristle loss really spices it up with flavor, i give it a 7.6/10

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>all his former team mates are outside enjoying life with their gfs
>he's still playing dota on twitch day and night

is mike literally our guy?

>>152622674
Not everyone a loser like you lmao

>Be omninigger
>Save heal to steal kills from the carry
Why do they all do this? Is it some type of meme?

Why are "carry" players so entitled

>>152622674
>insults pro players who have achieved a massive amount more than he ever will

Sure is.

>>152622790
t. reddit

>>152622790
>>152623153
t.samefag

LESS THAN 24 HOURS UNTIL HELLSQUAD IS COMPLETE

>Shadow Demon
>Shadow Fiend
>Terrorblade
>Doom
>Underlord

WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THE STRONGEST TEAMPUSH SQUAD EVER?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHZUmYu7Uo

>>152623546
Underlord isn't a hell demon. He is an abyssal-aligned entity like pugna and viper (green eyes green magic)

sorry. but hey, ghost revenant is coming soon.......even though he's a dead god aligned entity.

>>152623546
Because DOOM is total shit right now, SD is about to be nerfed into the trashbin, SF is thoroughly mediocre and Underlord is by all reports pretty weak.

How would you even lane that?

>>152621705
>use ult
>now they won't know who is who!
>one monkey king is shooting a bow really fast
>one monkey king is trying to hook people
>one monkey king is charging illuminate
>one monkey king is off mining the enemy jungle
>one monkey king is trying to confuse people about which is the real monkey king

hmmmm

>>152623631
i remember in wc3 i used to call them revenenenants

by the way viper is just a malformed reptile

Keen support hero when?

>>152622995
Well, it's because they carry the game. They need that gold.
The real question is, why are ward bitches so uppity when they play the easiest role in the game?

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Does anyone have that picture of Phoenix and WW standing next to each other in swimsuits looking nervous/embarrassed? I'm missing the second half of this image.

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>>152623631
>oblivion
>abyss

>>152623690
SF safe
SD babysitter
TB mid
Underlord 4
Doom Off

>>152621705
screencapping to be safe

>>152623690
>Underlord is by all reports pretty weak.

underlord got one of the most unreasonable buffs in the history of dota before release though.

You lane him mid or solo off. He needs level 6 then you gank and take towers. That's it. His performance in lane effectively makes zero difference, he just needs 6

>>152623760
viper is an abyssal netherdrake he's actually some kind of powerful ass being. nether/abyss is a different faction than hell

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>>152621705
RIGHT THATS WHY THERE ARE EXACTLY 4 OTHER MONKEYS!!

Thanks insider, you're a bro!

>>152624009
>be powerful nether drake
>get put in a literal birdcage for multiple eons by stumpy dwarf skeleton
dotards????