Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Purge is a Cuck.

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Post the hero you learned to play Dota 2 with

legs

need some help /d2g/
>hitting
or
>running
which is more fun?

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Reposting a quality post by a quality poster.

List of all hero relationships in Dota (pt. 1):
>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
Heat comes to all dragons, and even the Winter Wyvern is no exception. She tried to resist the effects given the importance of the war going on around her, but ultimately her mind began to focus on little else than finding a mate. Luckily, Phoenix was eager to oblige her, strangely more out of concern than self-interest, and the two have been together since.
>Faceless Void/Spectre
Travelers from another plane, Spectre's unfamiliarity with the world as we know it left her quite astray. Fortunately, Faceless Void was willing to help guide her through this new realm of existence, in more ways than one.
>Bloodseeker/Riki
More of a one-sided relationship than anything else, poor little Rikimaru would give anything to give Bloodseeker the slip, but Bloodseeker longs for the taste of satyr butt, and he can smell fear, along with open wounds.
>Lion/Lion
Lion masturbates, a lot. So much in fact that he merited his own entry on this chart as a pairing.
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
Despite possessing wildly different perspectively on this war, the two catfolk came together over discussions on the art of deception. While they still argue which is better, they agree that illusions have many benefits out of combat.
>Night Stalker/Doom
Two beings who rule over worlds of fear, they found that their combined efforts elicited a much more enjoyable response than any individual effort exerted on a hapless victim.

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>you will never be as autistic as Envy

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>>152425307
>tfw still learning

Daily reminder that anime makes you bad at dota

>>152425349
If you want to try both, play Nightstalker

>>152425421
Stop posting this shit.

was with a 9.5" bbc all day. totally worn out.

time to relax with some dota :DD

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>>152425307
>Post the hero you learned to play Dota 2 with
>learned to play Dota 2 with
>Dota 2

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>>152425427
why was envy alone here?

>>152425421
pt. 2
>Queen of Pain/Wraith King
QoP was WK's personal dominatrix until his people rebelled. While his death freed her from her ties, it's not like the QoP of Pain does't like having someone to come back to and inflict a little bit of torment on every now and then.
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster
Having met over a heady amount at a bar, the two found a shared interest over Beastmaster's infatuation with fauna, and Brewmaster's desire for casual intercourse. Much more of a physical relationship than an emotional one, these two meet whenever the other is feeling up for something.
>Dragon Knight/Visage
Being the guardian of a great maze unfortunately doesn't grant omniscience. Visage fell in love with the dragon Slyrak long before the battle of the ancients, and when he saw Slyrak alive once again, he was overjoyed. What he didn't know was that the Dragon Knight was the form that lied underneath. While this resulted in a significant amount of awkwardness, it wound up being the start of their ongoing relationship.
>Jakiro/Venomancer
Having met in the Jidi Isle, these two came together as a result of their outcasting from nature. Considered abominations by others, these two found a fulfilling relationship in the acceptance they give each other.
>Nature's Prophet/Creeps
Spending a lot of time away from the other heroes, even the Nature's Prophet gets lonely. Somewhat taking advantage of his elevated status, he makes use of the many creeps who would be delighted to help him out with his needs.
>Sagan/Mirana
Having strived her entire life to the service of Selemene, Mirana's relationship with Sagan stemmed from an overly-enthusiastic interpretation of the goddess's will for her guardians to keep a bond with their mounts.
>Lycan/Luna
Two people of the moon, Lycan found that her attachment to Nova stemmed less from a psychological bond, and more from an attachment to very particular bits of anatomy. While their relationship hinges on very shallow terms, it's what works.

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>kelly isn't hot

-d2g

>>152425421
>>152425602
pt. 3
>Huskar/Dazzle
Spending a lot of time together in combat, these two found shared interest in sacrifice that must be given for good, and a hatred of Axe. They're very interesting in testing each others' limits.
>Vengeful Spirit/Skywrath Mage
This relationship is already explicitly stated in the lore I should not have to explain this to you.
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
Opposites seemingly attract, while these two half-human creatures stem from different backgrounds and have significantly different views on combat, they find a mysterious allure to irresistibly permeate the other, perhaps it's pheromones.
>Tusk/Bristleback
While this could hardly be described as a relationship, Tusk and Bristleback were rivals ever since one fateful barfight. Their bedroom relationship stemmed from a slur that Bristleback drunkenly hurled one night, which Tusk surprisingly challenged him on. The two are still trying to settle this dispute.
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
Seemingly destined for tragedy, Slark wants nothing more than the heart of the Naga Siren. Unfortunately, Tidehunter is intent on taking advantage of the smaller fish, and with a size difference that prominent, it's a little hard for Slark to say "no". He also has a perpetual fear of Slardar stealing away the Naga Siren, but in reality they're nothing more than former coworkers with a casual relationship.
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
Beings of intellect, the two managed to find secrets that the other would rather keep hidden forever. Fortunately, their nature led to overlapping interests, and the two agreed to assist each other under the condition their secrets never got out.
>Sand King/Earthshaker
These two became best buddies almost instantly the makes waves in the earth, literally. They eventually discovered that their interest with earthly matters extended far beyond their physical capabilities, and ended up as an Olympian couple.

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does fwosh curl her toes on camera intentionally because she knows you faggots are touching yourselves to it?

>>152425421
>>152425720
pt. 4
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
Crystal "Maiden" is canonically a slut lusting for Sven's cock, she doesn't mind that Sven is willing to share everything with his best buddy Juggernaut.
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
As it turns out, there are many needs brought on by a physical form that the Spirit Breaker did not anticipate. Sexual relief was one of them. Fortunately, the strong narcotic aspect of his semen made Shadow Shaman more than eager to help out with this desire (at least, after the first time, where he needed a little persuasion)
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
People of the forest, having met after one particularly late expedition of the Windranger, the two accidentally made the happy discovery of each others' bedroom interests.
>Legion Commander/Axe
Individuals of power, having reached the highest ranks of military through different means, it was only natural that they would be drawn to each other out of curiousity. A few questions here and there, and the two found out they had a lot in common.
>Bane/Puck
Creatures of dreams, these two came together after Bane inflicted a less-than-professional Fiend's Grip on Puck's behind. Puck actually wound up enjoying the experience greatly, and followed Bane around longing for more.

>>152425781
fwosh her
yes :)

>>152425781
Who is the other redhead asian?

>>152425781

Fwosh has gross ass feet her toes are tiny and misshapen. Also her second toe is long as fuck 3/10 feet to be honest would not lick.

>>152425421
>>152425830
pt. 5 (fin)
>Zeus/Medusa
Two pieces of Greek mythology, this couple has a history stemming far back, but it was only recently that they began to pay mind to each other, brought about by the ongoing war.
>Roshan/Ursa
Despite rather sizable differences between the two, a lot of time spent together naturally ended up with the two learning about each other. While Roshan is still bound to his pit by a curse set by the gods, Ursa made that experience just a little more enjoyable.
>Clinkz/Pugna
Clinkz is one of the few heroes that were alive long enough to know Pugna before the skeletal transformation. Being a practitioner of the necromantic arts, Clinkz knew Pugna from back when they were both very young, and the two developed an ongoing relationship. Pugna was female before an incident with Viper resulted with most outwardly indicators of this being erased. She uses her current voice because she likes they way people react when scared.

>>152425904
i think her name is bonny. shes a twicth streamer dating some dota player or something.

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>>152425307
solo mid, copying based MMY back in 2010

i'd been playing before though but that's when i remember actually trying to learn in a conscious manner

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where did godz go

Who is the girl on the far left with black glasses.

>>152425675
sry i dun want to fuck monkey with 2 child

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>>152425421
>>152425939
Summary:
Summary:
>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Lion
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Queen of Pain/Wraith King
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>Nature's Prophet/Lane creeps
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Huskar/Dazzle
>Vengeful Spirit/Skywrath Mage
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Tusk/Bristleback
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
>Legion Commander/Axe
>Bane/Puck
>Zeus/Medusa
>Roshan/Ursa
>Clinkz/Pugna

>>152425935
sing please

go practice overwatch

>>152426027
beautiful

>>152426028
ppd's key holder

is visage a shit hero? I want to learn how to play him but grave keeper cloak seems like such a SHIT skill. What purpose does it even fucking serve?

Is everyone here being paid to play this bullshit game?

Like why would all these people come out just to play this game. They must be paid right.

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>>152425307
Still my favorite hero.

>>152426027
aussie kino

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What went wrong?

>>152426028
generic trashy american slut #43705023

>>152426152
lmao made me check if I'm in the wrong general.

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fwosh.. is making me.. feel..things

>>152426152
sup autismo

>>152426027
>you will never have a beer and shoot shit with our golem
>you will never fix his posture and laugh together at shane

>>152426407
I mean the mafia game on bts.

if im banned im sugoi

>>152426315
is that a meme from the overbore general?

I bet it is

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>>152426179
fuck, another pic i have to fix?

>>152426223
what do you mean? the redditor is right
wish i could mute stream music when the faggot starts blasting his nigger trash

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>>152425307
jugger

>>152426580
>>152426179

>foot fetish hero
>feet are squares or covered by boots

Why can't artist respect the source material?

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>>152426521
no but you are doomed

>>152426580
that pic is so perfect; the face, the hair, the clothes.... I'd only change the boots/leggings being tight to the legs

>>152426580
i don't suppose you have the original?

how the fuck is EE supposed to make a living and afford his anime now? fuck puppey

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why arent there ever any african american nigger dota 2 pros at ti?

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Would you lick her armpits?

>>152426120
I thought they broke up.

>>152426818

Niggers play cod, fighting games and sports games not dota clones.

swindlez armpits are so fuckin sweaty

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>>152426717
yep, here you go

Overpower: Remove the cast point. Reduce duration to 5 seconds.

Phantom Strike: Stifling Dagger and the extra attack from Echo Sabre no longer use up a stack from Phantom Strike

>>152426832
>narutoshit
no

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>>152426762
neetbux like our resident animefriends

>>152426717
http://www.dota2.com/darkpurpose/1
seriously though, here you go

>>152427043

>censoring a picture of a pillow

is this a new low for jewmerica?

why wouldn't Mohammed join a proteam

>>152427082
thanks but I was asking for the full transparent version with the original tits
>>152426950
i hope you step on a lego

>>152427271
why?

>>152426832
Needs a bit more greased lightning

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who is the most beautiful person in the town community?

What are the meta mid heroes right now"?

>>152426594
then watch ingame?

holy fuck people are so autistic

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>no Nahaz at the mafia LAN

What's the point of this shit?

>go to wsg to watch fun shit
>see a dota2 gif

well I'm here now, so better post fun shit

>>152427381
BS mid

>>152427327
because kunkka will surely be banned

>>152427413
hes a canadian and he rapes women

>>152427413
nahaz will never be invited to another event because of what he did to sheever

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How is slacks so good at mafia? Who can stop this man?

Someone needs to start up a gofundme to get sloth some new kicks. Those fugly sandals need to get trashed.

>>152427539
stairs

>>152427539
>selfmade
>has a gf
>top-2 ti6
>good at mafia
>white
>big
>american

damn

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Would you lick Slotherina's legs while she leglocks you?

>>152427546

I thought only neckbeards who wear socks and sandals wear those things.

>>152427628
>>selfmade
>begged for money

Who is his gf?

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>>152425307
Good times, desolator plus bf
People told me "why bf" and i used to say "dont care about cleave, i just wanted more damage"

>>152427539
>Neurosci degree
>Worked his way up from doing videos and memes to properly being the voice of community
>Literally takes up the roles to be the entertainer at most events and not ashamed of himself
>Literally the ourest of our guys

How do people dislike this man? I mean, yeah his voice is annoying and all but goddamn I do have immense respect for this man.

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>>152425307

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>>152427043
thats nice, tolerable battle station

>>152427827
you forgot
>not a manlet

>>152427381
timber
invoker
miraner
s'about it

>i think Slacks makes good read because he makes throw shades on everyone and never manage to latch on a maf

>>152428045
>shadow demon

>pulling a Richard Stallman on stream

god i hate people

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95th for q anxiety

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What did he mean by this?

>>152428427
>international ranked
>all pick

Leave the trench already

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FUCK OFF PeaceOfSheep

What is blur doing at a Dota event

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>>152425307
Where the path branched, I chose... unwisely.

But as shit as he is I still love playing him. I hope his no-pick status gets Icefrog to finally wake up and smell the rotting timber, but as an ex-Doom player I desperately hope he avoids meme buffs that'll get him gutted later

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aight doturds

who won this fucking shitfest

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do we like pimpmuckl

>>152428641
>just pretend hes streaming

me for the past half year

>>152428698
No, he is trash.

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>>152428698
Well, about that...

>>152428780
>the US is a bastion of racism
Yuros

>>152428680
Obviously Radiant

>>152427897
For me it was this guy and Mirana for the whole first two months.

Man, I miss spamming CK. The dull, almost wet sound of his cudgel is so satisfying. I doubt it will be as effective as spamming AM though, now that I'm in a higher bracket. CK can get countered so much harder. Fuck aghs lich.

When I spammed him the people I played against really didn't know what he was capable of. I got first blood at rune with mango double stun like 50% of the time. His base movespeed is dank. The voice responses are the best in the game. Solo offlaners frequently commited suicide by merely getting into rift range, and even against good ricers like AM or Jug, you can explode them with like two thirds the networth if you catch them in a rift stun. I got my first rampage in ranked with CK playing from behind, like 150 less last hits than their Jug. You're basically guaranteed to win if it goes late unless they have a Sven.

Shit I abandoned the most hardcore hero in the game. Gonna spam him all day tomorrow.

US west + US east
allpick, random draft, captains mode modes all checked
3k mmr (average as fuck, tons should be here)

why the FUCK do my queues take so fucking long? theres hundreds of thousands of people playing, it makes no fucking sense for queues to be 10 mins plus at times

Too many retards at this mafia LAN the one time two experienced players get picked to be mafia they dominate what a surprise.

SLOTHERINA JERKOFF WEBM NEED

>>152427530
is that from the freakout webm? does anyone have a link to a vod/vid of that shit? I see it posted all the time but I feel like it has to be taken out of context, he cant be as crazy as it looks

>>152429087
Please I want to see this too. I'm completely out of the loop.

>>152428927
Watching the CK games in this last TI was pretty exciting. I dunno, you get attached to the hero with which you learned the ropes.

I only tend to play Single Draft and All Random because I hate the cancer of All Pick where you see the same heroes again and again (and ranked also tends to have too many people being assholes who think they have any say in telling you how to play while they feed all day), so it's even nicer when I am given CK out of luck.

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>>152427043
>someone actually had that pillow printed

>>152427398
and then you get NO STREAM COMMENTARY
this should not be a hard series of levels of audio for you to grasp

>>152429351
i wonder if he fucks it or pretends to eat shit from it

>>152429189
>>152429087
it was the same day when that occurred

after hours nahaz got very drunk and was groping sheever

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Is he coming back?

>>152428890
>Gets raped by brown people

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>you will never get high and chill with all these dumb dota personalities

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Give me the pitlord already I need to ruin pubs

>>152429531
who do you think provides the weed?

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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Why don't teams buy 2 iron talons
Im sure 2 junglers would get more farm than a 5th position support and an offlane

>>152429615

It's California so medical dispensaries. I bet multiple of them have cards and just pick a bunch up for the house.

>>152427637
>wears socks
>Sheever is not a footslut
>Sheever is love

>>152429615
Aussie, Jews, maybe Mr "Trance around the world" grows them in the basement who know

>>152429087
it was deleted just because of that scene lol

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>>152425307
crubick and laser were my first rides after the skeleton king training wheels
still play crubick religiously, but laser, no matter how fast he goes, i will never really enjoy
good times spent on dotafire looking up shit like healing salves to find out what they do

>>152429087

Here you go newfriend.

https://youtu.be/4dWoX7iXmmE?t=2053

>>152427043
Wait what's the source on that Luna image?

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>>152429704
>sheever is not a footslut

Did everybody at The Town smoke weed?

what I'm really asking is, did fwosh smoke weed?

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surely this is a good sign right

>>152430009
>being in california
>not getting high all day erry day

baka desu

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>>152429970
wow what passion

fucking based

>>152429970
Literally nothing.

>>152430009
don't even think she drank

>>152427897
CK is so underpowered now because his ult is such trash in teamfights

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I'm subtitling a video and need your input on hero names, I probably won't have space for the full hero names and it would feel too stilted repeating the full names.

- Keeper? Kotl? KotL?
- Timbersaw always? Is Timber acceptable?
- Wisp or Io?
- TP? Port? Teleport?
- Chronosphere always? Chrono? Void Ult?

Thanks in advance.

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>merlini is a chad

>>152430195
do you think sheever did

>>152430129

This. Half the dota scene smokes weed even weebs like Envy tried it at TI6.

>>152430207
KotL
Timbersaw always
Doesn't matter
TP
Chrono

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Can Invoker theoretically learn any spells like Rubick but does not bother and only stick with 10 spells?

Artour is in his twitch channel memeing

>>152430443
invoker learned all the spells

the ten he casts are the ten he only cared to remember

>>152425307
necrolyte

>>152430274
no.

>>152430443
He learned every spell, but he only casts 10 because their construction is simple and he can more easily work on their perfection from the reagent base.

How can we remake Spirit Bear's root to not be rng based?

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9K MMR SeemsGood CUTE FACE SeemsGood HOT GIRLFRIEND SeemsGood REAL YEEZYS SeemsGood RICH SeemsGood BEST STREAMER SeemsGood YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT , ITS MY BOY ARTOUR Kreygasm

>>152430698
it now has a 100% chance of rooting on hit

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>>152425421
Add Lina and Invoker on the lost
>canonically assholes
>both use fire infinity as their spell
>said fire spell came from manipulating the sun itself

>>152430704
pic of rtz's gf?

>>152430443
He mastered an outdated form of magic, which relies on reagents instead of whatever the fuck other mages use.

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>>152430907

>>152430907
literally me

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Dotards?

>>152430875
affinity*

>open clq to look for something mildly funny
>see video titled INSANE 7K mmr alch
>tfw i just know this is a 5k game
>tfw all my games are like this

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>>152430907

>>152430875
Invoker is gay you autist

>Brazzers has tons of videogame parodies
>no dota parody

WHY DOES STREETFIGHTER GET LIKE 8 PORN PARODIES AND WE GET NONE

ITS NOT FAIR

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could we be witnessing the return of a king?

>>152431125
go back to the jungle axe

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>tfw your team refuses to push for a solid 40 minutes until you lose

Do people really and genuinely not understand you need to kill the enemy ancient? Why the fuck does this keep happening??

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Hi. I will be the next hero after Monkey King. Nice to meet you.

>>152430875
Their egos are far too big for any sort of relationship to work out. Invoker especially is far too self-centered to involve himself with a relarionship.

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What are we watching?

>>152431185
Why does his fingers horseshoe?

How do I get good at mafia?

>>152431281
twitch tv/arteezy

10:08 Arteezy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2_WNJWCT8

>>152431281

Our guy ixmike.

>>152431331

Mr. President are you okay?

>>152431185
>literally gets stronger every time he dies
He's gonna be the new roshan lad , placed near the top rune to balanced out the map since its universally agreed that top tower is not worth saving and just a free gold.

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>>152430907

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>>152431318
u think ur funny? do u think this is a montherfucking game?

>>152431297
>Kill everyone who does not talk if you're town
>Don't fucking say you're town even if you are, unless someone directly accuses you of being mafia
>Make a fuckton of noise every night to ruin the metagamers

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>>152430907

>>152431297
literally just be good

i have thousands of matches in VirtualMafia and i couldn't possibly tell you how to be good

>>152425307
Lion

I figured that a support was the best way to learn the game

>>152431297
kill people who don't talk
remember that people that are still alive haven't called out the right people or aren't considered town
always watchout for people trying to pocket people

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Whatever happened to our guy? Is he dead familia?

>>152431514
Won't they have to nerf the radiant offlane to make room there?

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>>152430907

>>152431762
He got in his BMW and disappeared over the horizon, never to be seen again.

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>Bane's primary attribute now switches depending on which is highest

>>152431281
Mememeander

>>152431938

b-but who's going to make meatloaf for us now?

Why doesn't gun control work in Mexico?

>>152431181
>Buy Rapier
>Team follows you everywhere because they don't want to lose it
Hmm...

>>152432008
For what purpos?

primary attribute only determines what gives you right click damage. If bane because a right clicking AGI build then you are fucked because 2 of your skills are useless to your entire character.

>>152431185
>Implying we won't get the leaked heroes first
Sissy, Mortar team and Wind Rider in that order m80

>>152432248
>For what purpos?
memes

But whoever is managing this SHITSHOW of a game apparently hates memes since they removed lifestealer from the game and replaced him with a hero designed to be played with a one button mouse.

>>152432008
If you want to make BANE viable just make enfeeble reduce spell damage output as well

Something like -40/70/100/130 damage and -18%/24%/30%/36% spell damage

>>152429984
where is this from?

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8:26 Arteezy: Hey moon U should go to bed early, we have Practice.

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sand king is the new king deal with it

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>>152431938

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Is Bonnie the cutest girl in the town?

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What if:
>Hypersphere
>Builds from: 3x Ultimate Orb
>+30 All attributes
>Non-primary attributes grant 0.25 damage per point. This effect can stack.

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>/tf2g/ Steam group became a Store Curator despite it being blatantly obvious they're a joke group
>Got a review copy of NMS and publicized how shit it was before release
>Recommended Lego Batman as a joke and the price went up
>Recommended Putt-Putt Travels Through Time as a joke and the price went up
>Even recommended fucking Mean Bean Machine, an ancient game for fucking Sega Genesis ported to PC, as a joke and the price went up
Why can't /d2g/ make something like this?

>>152431884
there is a USELESS space there above the ancient, to the right of secret shop and below/left of the top rune

even the trench around the rad ancients are wasted space compared to the mindgames you can do at the dire offlane, so much shit happens in that area

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DOTARDS

Will you join the crusade against the 7% winrate vlads lycan apostasy??

What is shadow demon like in current patch?

>>152432846
>why swimmers have goalkeepers

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>>152431274
Yeah but they'll settle their differences and try it out but since Invoker is Invoker the relationship would likely last 2 weeks tops and dump Lina.
Lina now broken went back to her parents place to visit them and to her surprise Rylai is also visiting , Lina depressed let's her guard down and talks about her relationship with Invoker to her sister.
Rylai despite being crazy due to being alone in the cold mountains is still a caring person at heart sets out to find Invoker and punish him for broking her sister.

>>152432728
she'd be much better without the tattoos and dyed hair

>>152432730
so phantom lancer with travels and 5 of these
>4820 hp
>731 base damage
>+261% attack speed from agility

>each illusion hits for 250 dps

>>152432846
>Mean Bean Machine

that game is actually good though you fucking numale millenial

>>152433297
Yes but you wouldn't expect it to get a price increase after being old enough to have been on the Sega Genesis, but because this memegroup said it was good it went up.

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>tattoos
>walking around half naked at TI
>taking pictures with men

Why hasn't her family honor killed her yet?

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Insiderbro here

Pit Lord is launching with a new aghanims upgrade
Want to know what it is? Try to guess right

hint: it doesn't upgrade his ultimate

>>152429984
I guess OD is into footstuff

>>152433463
Korea is not Japan.

>playing cm with some guys
>decide to captain so I can draft
>draft ds, void, shaman, dp, et
>tell my team DS solo offlane, void toplane with shaman, dp mid, I'll play ET roam
>void says "we have 3 top we can't do that"
>ohno here we go I'm playing in 2k
>I guess I'm laning with shaman, fuck it building carry ET
>get shitloads of kills due to the synergy of our spells and natural order being fucking ridiculous
>shit on retards left and right, while saving my own retards with stomps.
>carry the game handily
>after the game void says "PLEASE ADD ME LETS PLAY TOGETHER" as does the dp

thing is, I actually find the build not too bad. You almost never run out of mana and can spam your spells due to the high amount of mana regeneration from the items. You hit like a truck with echo sabre. Obviously you can't go past 35 minutes effectively but you can stomp the mid game completely.

>>152433592
now applies his passive bonus damage to all allies in a small area around him

>>152433592
Makes firestorm do damage.

>nahaz groped sheever

literally 0 evidence this happened, no vods reddit posts nothing.

stop spouting these shit memes that make people think this is real

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You have 10 seconds to explain why this + mirana wasn't a pocket strat at TI6.

>>152433617
she's Jordanian

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>>152433680

>>152433592
Firestorm aoe same as maiden ult

>>152432846
You forgot how when Geel banned them from scrap.tf they said the Nepal fundraiser on his website was a cover for funding Lemma, and it ended up being taken as fact and causing the game to flop.

Apparently they do literally everything but play TF2 now that their game is dead.

>>152433296
Would 5 memesphere actually be better than 4 memespheres and manta style?

>>152433617
wtf? she isn't even eastern asian which are the only asians that matter

>>152433818
cs LUL

>>152433815
Requires your support Morph to get Aghs before 40 mins into the game

>>152433815
waveform at 2/6/8/9
adaptive at 3/4/5/7
morph at 1/12/13/14
replicate at 10/11/16

only CORE item is soul ring
from there your normal complement is tranquil boots, but arcanes are possible too
medallion is an optional midrange item next, its extremely good on you, but sometimes rushing blink is better
blink is your only core big item, it should be purchased before any luxuries

luxuries can be literally anything your team needs
>sheepstick
>euls
>atos
>necrobook
>blademail
>force staff
>shivas
>dagon + eblade

I'd advise against mek/pipe unless you went arcanes instead of tranquils, the main problem isn't mana so much as the fact the mek/pipe tankiness on yourself is completely wasted, you don't need additional tank on morphling

a dagon eblade build is particularly awesome if you're snowballing since it transitions you from support to lategame nuking carry if you need to pick up slack on your team. You can contribute all midgame with the damage of dagon 1/2/3/4/5 which is awesome on your ganking stun, but then lategame morph full agility, and bam you've got a blink eblade dagon 5 adaptive and replicate out and you can solo pick off any hero

also I should point out, morphling has great synergy with so many item choices in ways other supports just can't capitalize on them

>build force staff and if you catch someone facing the wrong way, you push them 900 range into your team like a batrider
>build necrobook and you can stun someone for 4 seconds as your summons whack them
>build dagon/eblade and you can morph full agility and be a nuker as needed
>build blademail and you can soak up aoe damage with your ludicrously high HP without dying while reflecting fatal amounts, also giving armor on a low armor hero

someone like crystal maiden can't do that
and yet, with no items at all but a soul ring and brown boots, you're shitting out more contribution than any other support

>>152433958
when he said he was playing in 2k mmr bracket, he wasn't fucking joking.

>>152433964

Core morph if you can have a core mirana be first pick material just because of her aghs starstorm imagine a core morph that is also a mirana+aghs and can go into a caster or carry build after aghs. He's literally two heroes in one.

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how much money did you spend on your waifu at the secret shop anon?

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>There's people actually watching that Mafia nonsense.
>There's people so obsessed with "celebrities" they watch a shitty version of your average gossip show.
I actually think this is ridiculous, you guys are worse than teenage girls gossiping about the latest celebrities news.
No wonder the competitive scene looks like it does when it's just a big circlejerk like Hollywood.

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>>152434137
>mid alch gifting aghanims
>support mirana building into blink
>safelane carry morph

>>152434193
$0 because there's no WW stuff.

Hell, husbando shit was pretty lacking too.

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Kill me.
90 minutes long.

>>152433815
If you want memes, what about hybriding aghs earth shaker?

How much STR does full STR morph have again?

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huh really makes you think

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>>152434274
Surprise surprise, while you picked that retarded greedy lineup, this motherfucker is spearing down your t3 14 minutes into the game

>>152434274
enjoy losing before 20 minutes

>>152434274

I'm thinking something more like safelane morph, mid mirana, offlane void. Whoever void chronos dies instantly to quadruple starfall unless they have some save.

>>152434193
nigga I'm making $49 per month, how much do you think I spent on some stupid shit man?
not cool, yo

>>152434363
>If you want memes, what about hybriding aghs earth shaker?

That isn't nearly as useful as a quadruple starfall.

>>152432048
Because mexico is full of mexicans?

>>152434373
Kinda hot desu

>>152434373
well i just shoved a bunch of banana mush up my ass and then fapped to lesbian femdom and cant capital because my left hand is covered in banana muck, lube and cum and i dont want to get my keyboard slimy

time for a shower and let my anus explode.

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>that one porn star you really like who did like 4 picture sets 2 movies and then disappeared never to be seen again

>>152433296
>731 base damage
>BASE damage
why would you assume it grants base damage?

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>tfw slept all day and missed today's Mafia stream
Did I miss anything good?
Did anybody particularly sperg out or anything?

>>152434950
>getting emotionally attached to porn stars

you wot

>>152433296

I don't want to even imagine that thing stacked on morph, meepo or dusa.

>>152435053
http://imgur.com/a/5xY6Q

How does void blink if he has no eyes?

>>152434989
agility grants lancer damage.

>>152435101

>that charlie laugh

He was too high for that shit.

>>152435131
it doesnt give 700 agility anon..

>>152427043
now i dont feel so pathetic anymore thanks anon

>>152435094
Morph is arguable and the other three heroes mentioned are all weak in the first place.

shadow blade should be disabled on drow. there's literally never a sitution where it's better than tesla build or dlance+blink

Will we ever see the old moon again or will his jew sponsors prevent that?

>>152435202
>+30 All attributes
>Non-primary attributes grant 0.25 damage per point. This effect can stack.

agi:

30*5 = 150

str + int:

30*10 = 300

300 * 1.25 = 301.25

Lancer has 144 base damage at level 25

150 + 301.25 + 144 = 601.25

601.25 damage.

unless I did the stacking incorrectly.

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>>152433174
>take time to write this
>0 (zero) responds

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>>152435201

>>152435557
as I said, you're assuming its BASE dmg, and I just pointed out that thats an assumption, even if it was what the original anon meant, it wasnt clear in his post.

our girl is streaming

>>152435101
holy shit they are all so high

>>152435617
>Pastafag spends 5 hours analyzing the hero lore and patching together relationship roadmaps
>You spend 5 minutes posting your fanfiction
Hmm...

>Moon calling RTZ a betacuck
IS he our guy?

moon is so based

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>>152435652

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>>152435557
>300*1.25=301.25

>>152434791
What did he mean by this?

>>152435557
>301.25

>>152435731
silly anon, sing is a man, despite the fact that he looks like a fuccboi

>>152435645
I never assumed it was base damage, I'm not the same anon.

I'm guessing he assumed it was base because it was stat based.

moon likes cuck so much
must be from /pol/

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>>152434524
maybe if you tell me who ur waifu is ill get you something
:^)

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>>152435752
>>152435816
SHIEYTTT

must've used the addition symbol

***375

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turds?

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>>152436061

>>152435703
he was calling people on the enemy team redditors the other day

>>152436061
i got ganked in the midlane once and usedone of these to cover my tp home
they could have easily killed me if they reacted a little faster but they panicked and spun around for half a second and that was enough for me to go baibai
surprised that there arent more cute tree plant plays out there

>>152434295
so much this

>>152435993
Its a normie term now, caught my lil bro saying that the other day.

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So I just swaped from league and have to ask for those in the US, how the fuck do you deal with all of the south american players. Every fucking game there is one other person who speaks english and 6-8 people screaming in spanish or portuguese. All that fucking happens is they retartedly push and call for you to be reported. Pic related was my last game where LC, Tusk and SS were all random picks after DK and I picked.

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>>152436061

>>152436143
>the towers r rayciss

>>152435557
level 25 phantom lancer has:

>81 strength
>89 intelligence
>144 base damage

so 5 memesphere adds 150 str and 150 int and 150 more damage from agility
so

(150+150+81+89) * 1.25 + 144 + 150 = 881.5 base damage

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>Earthshaker
>Earth Spirit
>ES

How do we fix this?

>>152437028
Kaolin

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>>152436061
HAPPY LITTLE TREE COSMETICS FUCKING WHEN?

>plant a Christmas tree
>plant an oak tree
>plant a giant bonsai tree
>plant an effitree that you design from any hero

>my captcha when

>>152425720
But Huskar literally hates Dazzle for denying him his death.

>>152437028
>ESh
>ESp

let the cucks hit the floor

>>152437028
>Skeleton King is removed from the game so there is only one character with SK abbreviation
>meanwhile there are 3 ES

Bravo Valve

>>152437028
You forgot Ember Spirit.

>>152437095
Ember Spirit?

Why not:

Shaker
Ember
ES

Hey d2g I got a quick question, what is the tinker reload and necrobook interaction?

How do i unvirgin myself

>>152437257
Infinite necro summons

Thats why you literally never see tinker build it. Because its just TOO powerful.

Same with all the free gold he gets from hand of midas rearming

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>tfw you hate every dota personality

>>152437257
you can only have one set of necros per item, even if the cd is refreshed. Rearm doesn't refresh the cd anyways, only rfo does.

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>>152437304

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>>152436719
It's been a while since i had a game with a hoard of spics since IntRanked will separate language for the most part. But the tried and true method is to instamute bean languages, there's nothing they can contribute since the group that also speaks english is so low that you might as well just ignore them. Dota is a lot like CS in that if you're good there's only gonna be one other good player on your team, and 3 deadweights, it's a matter of muting dismoraling shitheads and sticking with that one good player. This game was fucking rough, everyone was super fucking angry and shitty, the slark fed the safelane 3 fucking times in 10 minutes, the riki litearlly never stopped all chatting, and the potm refused to hit an arrow. But the ET was competent as fuck and absolutely deadlifted the game, the only reason i raped adn reaved on Tiny was because the ET hit about a billion game winning stomps, so I spent most of the game telling him what to do and fellating him everytime he did anything good.

>>152437368
what if rearm refreshed refresher

>>152437257
replaces old necros with new
wont have double necros

>>152437028
>shaker
>xin
>kaolin
easy

>>152437304
there are plenty of guys out there who would want your boipussy

i finally gave mine up to a real cock for the first time a few days ago

>>152437304
>place ward near social area where females are known to frolic
>buy chloroform from side shop
>wait until you see female alone
>ask her if she has the time
>since all people now use their phones instead of watches she will start digging out her phone
>cast chloroforms active on her
>gank her bottom lane
>be sure to type "gg ez lay" to let her know that it was not difficult for you

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>>152437521
>>152437479
>>152437304

>>152432448
Bane already is mana starved, this wouldn't do much

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>>152437448

What if refresher refreshed rearm?

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>>152437201
You are right but people refer to him as Ember for the most of the time. However I hear "Earth" and "ES" both for Earthshaker and Earth Spirit. Rarely people call Earthshaker "shaker".

>>152436873
>memesphere
So we're already calling it memesphere even though it's not even a real item.

>>152432448

Don't worry next real patch ET will get nerfed and bane will recieve a minor buff and be picked again. Heroes not bad it's just ET made him irrelevant why sleep one target when you can sleep 5 and he matches way better with void who was a highly contested hero.

>>152437794
>Rarely people call Earthshaker "shaker"
they call him shaker all the time

SnY or desolator first on riki?

>>152437448
Then you could rearm the refresher and use it to refresh midas for INFINITE GOLD

>>152437974
brown boots skadi rush

>>152437974
Neither

Get solar crest, euls and guardian greaves.

>>152437974
>not going phase into echo sabre

>>152437397
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2586719965

>>152437397
>>152438324

I love how people still censor the name but leave the match id. What's the point.

>>152438435
Because they are..... A dotard??

Lmao what do you expect Dora + retard

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>>152437397
>>152438324
>>152438435
>less than 50% win on his most played heroes

Embarrassing

Okay guys rate my idea for a necromancer hero

Q: Some kind of summon skeletons skill
W: Some kind of corpse explosion skill
E: dunno
R: Resurrect skill, like diretide, can be used on his own summon skeletons or allied heroes with longer channeling time

pusher/support