Dota 2 General - /d2g/

FIRST FOR SHEEVER.

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Best and most retard proof way to win games in 1.5k mmr?

dead thread

>heroes literally picked by selfish assholes that don't want to actually do anything to help win the game

Tinker
Rubick
Bristleback
Enchantress
Legion Commander
Windranger
Techies

>>152396713
>Gets btfo
>B-but im always right
>Gives no arguments again

>I state by the obvious way you dismiss what I say
Um im sure stating the obvious in court without having factual evidence amounts for something

Im stating the obvious too

>What, do you not know of the faculty of deduction?
All your reasoning are inductive not deductive

>Why it took you so long to replay, by the way? Out of ideas?
Captchas mysteriously malfunctioned

>He probably agreed so much with me so much couldn't even quote one bit of the post to try to disapprove it

>>152396943
pick Slark
retardproof hero

who are the gurls who aren't lurka

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say my name

Answer me, /d2g/,

After getting 100 average last hits in the first 14 minutes of the game, I get lots of hero kills.

After getting lots of hero kills, my creep kills slow down. This isn't always the case, but it's mostly like that.

How do pros keep their last hits 300+ in 40 mins while getting lots of hero kills?


3.5k below pls dont answer

>>152397141
me

>>152396984
people who go to woods
buttblasted fags who usually pick last and then realize that they didn't wanted to pick supp

Kobe Bryant from the Lakers, now that's paper.

>>152397179
open your dota. if you look in the lower left corner of your screen there's a minimap, use it to navigate between kills and farm.

>>152396943
play unraked until you get good

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>>152396984
>rubick
>windrunner
you got me

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Why does he look like a fucking cardboard cutout. Also, pale as fuck.

Reminder that Aghs Timbersaw does more damage in a bigger radius instantly on an 8 second cooldown than Lion Aghs Ult, Skywrath Mage Aghs Ult, Lina Aghs Ult, etc. on 1 ability

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>>152397068
I'm not trying to disprove anything. I hold to one clear statement that I believe in: You are sad, pathetic and autistic. That is all

>>152397141
Slotherina - PPD's ex
Michelle - Purge's gf

>>152397441
well duh it's balanced because timber is really easy to kill

>>152397116
No dirty picks please. I want to win but seeing that fish's face just tilts me instantly.
>>152397321
How can I get good in a gamemode where people don't take the game seriously? I mean, people don't play the same way in unranked as they do in ranked so how's that gonna help me?

>>152397441
Reminder that i fuck ur mom harder than ur dad ever did

how do i get a gf like purge

>>152397441
Does timber have crazy stun/silence like Lion or Sky?
No?
Then shut the fuck up 2k mmr shitter. Skywrath actually shits on timber pretty hard.

>>152397291
>>152397179

I do that, but still I cant maintain a 200 last hits in the first 30 mins like the pros do

What kind of magic are they doing

>>152397529
>I hold to one clear statement that I believe in: You are sad, pathetic and autistic. That is all
Thats why im saying i think you are the one that its all that not me

and you never denied anything i said about you

so theres that too

That is all

>>152397645
1. get thousands of dollars
2. be a cuck
3. accept used goods with a kid as your gf
4. give her money

that simple

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>>152397773
>I'm not trying to disprove anything
Why would I bother? I can tell you, I don't care about anything you say about me. I just say, that in my opinion, you are sad, pathetic and autistic

What are the necessary reworks for pudge, tinker, broodmother to bring them back in the meta??

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>>152397645
be a jolly fat gook with a monster cock

>>152397604
by learning how to carry shitters and experimenting without worry. You're 1.5k. You're not good enough to carry by yourself yet

>>152397970
>reworking pudge
Yeah, no. Icefrog and Valve wouldn't want to lose 70% of CIS fanbase.

>>152397965
>>152397773
can we all just step back and both agree

that both of you are sad, pathetic and autistic?

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But why?

>>152397420
who is the bitch on the left?
and why did they invite a bunch of random shitters to this? ruins the game

>>152398085
I'm having fun, shut up

>>152397604
>tell him how to win EVERY game
>he doesn't follow my advice despite asking for it
fuck off

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>purge getting cucked LIVE
what is HAPPENING

WHO'S THE ANKLE SOCKS CUTIE?

>>152398308
me

>>152398283
well Sam looks like a man unlike that pasty white nerd next to him

>>152398174
75 / 150 / 225 / 300 average :^)

>>152398229
purge's girl

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>>152398308

Jess's little sister

thunda thighs....

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SLACKS IS A GODDAMN MADMAN

CALLS OUT VIRGIN BETAKEKS
CALLS GIRLS BITCHES AND WHORES WITH NO HESITATION

SOMEONE RESTRAIN THIS MADMAN

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>pick terrorblade
>no one buys courier and 700mmr CLQ wannabe Earthshaker on team and down 2 raxes
>still win because I picked Terrorblade
Nice game dotards.

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>"I showed her 20 dollars and her face lit up"

what EXACTLY did he mean by this?

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>>152398436
>10/10 NA

>>152397965
>I'm not trying to disprove anything
>I'm not trying to disprove anything now
FTFY

Do you want me to quote your posts in the last thread where you did care? I can do that if you want

I think that you might have made the first step towards your recovery

at least subconsciously you might have accepted that you have a problem, thats why you stopped trying,

its ok, we might get you through this

>I just say, that in my opinion, you are sad, pathetic and autistic
and your opinion can be wrong, right?

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>>152398521
He even has a top tier qt gf desu

>>152398956
she's literally fat and dumb

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Why do killing your cogs count as denies now?

>>152398956
BRA ACTION

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>>152398283
WOW ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING THAT A BERNIE DONATOR WOULD GET KEKED LIVE ON STREAM TRULY SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

>>152398956
is she wearing a shower curtain as a skirt

>>152399071

For SF in early game

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>>152399127
>skirt

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>>152398826
What do I need to disprove? That you go rounds and rounds to say nothing? My very first post was my very statement. After that we did rounds with the BTFO thing, which was nonsense. Then you were about saying how I was in denial, or something. That someday I would recover, that you understood me (then after you claimed that no one can tell what other people think in anyway)
Go on, quote everything. I have time. I mean, you can do it but I won't care, because I never tried to deny anything you said. I'm not in court, I don't lose anything by you telling me whatever you want. So in that vein, I still believe you are sad, pathetic and autistic

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>>152399219
>it's actually luna&courier dota pants

>>152398174
To channel Chaos Knight

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Reminder that Purge is better than you in every way.

- is good-looking
- smart
- is in top 1% of dota
- makes 6 figures from his youtube alone
- and most importantly, he gets to fuck this fine piece of ass every night.

>>152399335
It's Luna and Mirana you retard.

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CHOTTO MATTE

fuck off Purge the socially awkward nerd pulled a cutie like that.

>>152399126
Maybe that's Purge's actual son. Ever think of that faggot?

>>152399480
don't ever reply to me again unless you feel like contributing to the thread

>>152399468
but she's already cucking purge

>>152396943
If you can't meme your way out of 1k you should just give up now

GIVE ME PURGE GF TWITTER INSTA, I NEED TO FAP.

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>>152399468
purge is a dumb berniecuck and his gf seems like a typical stuck up cali bitch

now MISERY on the other hand, is a GOD amongst men tasteless

>>152399126
someone tell me what happened

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>everyone getting bodied by the 6'5" 250lb American

>>152399468
you mean he gets to prep the bull every night like a typical californian

>>152400078
Is it me or does he have baby hands

>Tell everyone Misery is mafia
>Then yourself

Holy fuck Swindle

>>152400146
nah he's just fat and tall so they appear smaller

>>152399325
>What do I need to disprove? That you go rounds and rounds to say nothing? My very first post was my very statement. After that we did rounds with the BTFO thing, which was nonsense. Then you were about saying how I was in denial, or something. That someday I would recover, that you understood me (then after you claimed that no one can tell what other people think in anyway)

You don't thats the point, you did something stopped doing it and now are doing something else, thats what im saying

>My very first post was my very statement.
you meant the first post itt, why are you trying to forget the old posts? are you suffering from some sort of PDST induced by getting btfo?

> After that we did rounds with the BTFO thing, which was nonsense.
Um we already went over this, i pointed out that you might be suffering from megalomaniac disorder and when you couldn't find a way out you secluded into your safe space or at the very least stopped talking about about

>Then you were about saying how I was in denial, or something.
Well thats what it looks like

>That someday I would recover, that you understood me (then after you claimed that no one can tell what other people think in anyway)
What do you want me to say, that what you have is incurable? That would've been mean and hurtful.

>that you understood me
Who are you quoting. I just saw something that was reminiscent of something else, when i asked you at first you disagreed but then stopped talking about it. I went with the most obvious choice like you said i should but i don't know im just reacting to your behaviour

>>152399468
>>152399998

Cap Ellie is best

>>152399126
oh shit Sam has a tan

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>>152400410
>try to catch up with this autistic debate
>go through 6 posts
>still cant figure out what youre arguing about

thats a bad sign guys

YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET ANY INFO ON PODCHAN FOR ANOTHER YEAR?


FUCK YOU D2G.

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET THE FUCKING FREE 10 LEVELS FROM THE PRIZE POOL PREDICTION?

ALSO, IF YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE 20-21 YOU ARE ACTUALLY BEYOND FUCKING RETARDED EASIEST FUCKING PREDICTION IN THE ENTIRE COMPENDIUM

you two autistic retards arguing over 2 threads now really need to simultaneously kill yourselves

>50 minutes in your Huskar dies to their solo Lich
>twice
>all 4 teammates literally flat out don't understand the concept of buyback
>while all 5 members of the enemy team are spamming buybacks from 40 minutes on to stop base pushes

you are le only constant xD

>>152400586
we havent been able to get ANYTHING concrete on icefrog for fucking 10 years, what did you expect?

>>152400585
>Isn't smart enough to follow internet arguments
anon....

I'm mad Purge pulled a 10/10 cutie who wears Ankle socks.

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>>152400410
Don't be so sad, pathetic and autistic, it took you too long to reply.

>>152400585
szkoda szczepic ryja na ciebie debilu

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>>152400586
We got this

>>152400585
sorry mr caterpillar

>>152396943
Literally just go practice last hitting.
I'm not even memeing. Get a last hit practice custom game and don't start another game until you can get every last hit in the first 10 minutes.

>>152400784
>Don't be so sad, pathetic and autistic, it took you too long to reply.
Im not those bot how would that transalte into posting slowly, how would you even know from all the possible reasons that those, in case they were valid reasons were the correct ones

>it took you too long to reply.
It takes longer to you

also who is this dude

>>152400585

>>152400767
sadly i think that's actually a female

>>152400767
>10/10
No. Average Cali girl at best. Typical bitch personality.

why is Dotard 2 scene so gay?
Purge, Blitz and Cap all have gf but I can easily see that they are sometimes having gay sex after casting games

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>>152401012
It seems to me that you struggle to come up with nonsense. I keep it as short as possible, when possible

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>>152401131
uh it's called brotherly love

>>152401215
why did you avoid my questions?

god I wish I was gay

Men are just so better in every way

just look at this Mafia game for example, the guys have much character and personality

these vapid boring cunts just drain the life out of the game completely

faggots are so fucking lucky

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>>152401339
I told you I wouldn't care about anything you said. I don't have anything to prove or disprove. I just love triggering your sad, pathetic and autistic ass

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>>152401359

>tfw you weren't born with the inclination of wanting to fuck other men in the ass

lifes rough

CC&C, Blaze, and Pimp are the biggest beta males at this event.

>>152401853
i know this asa dude is famous for some shit but he looks like his mother still dresses him

>>152401853
How's Ada doing? I haven't been watching much

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>>152401853
>the german cuckboi gets GIGAfucking triggered by the Timeless Classic American Alpha Male Slacks

It's like poetry

>wake for 2 hours
>sleep for 2 hours
>repeat the whole day
>end up sleeping 16+ hours a day

What's wrong with me d2g.

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>>152401528
>I told you I wouldn't care about anything you said. I don't have anything to prove or disprove. I just love triggering your sad, pathetic and autistic ass
Um if you don't care why do you keep replying? lets see

>I just love triggering your sad, pathetic and autistic ass
Um but you are the one who seems triggered, you compulsively need to post the exact same in every reply and reply to thinks you yourself said you didn't care about.

It looks to me this is the last line of defense of your psyche

and you are all that btw

>>152402020
probably literally depression
I recommend a 4 hour edging session

>>152402020
your math doesnt add up faggot

>>152401978
Socially awkward child actor, kinda expected.

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>>152402067
Well, I don't write a wall of text with pseudo psychology every time I reply to you. As long as you reply, I will reply. Is to be expected from sad, pathetic and autistic people like you
And if you refer to this piece here >>152388292
you'd know that it what I did from the very beginning. (I don't care if you believe or not, but it was my very first post in the thread)

>gyrocopter 6.87
>Reduced base attack damage from 17-27 to 13-32.

Why the fuck icefraud did this, it's not even a big nerf to gyro right click damage, this is just to fuck up his lasthitting goddamn.

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>the city of Blaze

is the mute chick sitting next to mss playing or is she just there for eye candy

How is Misery still alive? He's literally cheekily LULing next to them

>>152402365
>Well, I don't write a wall of text with pseudo psychology every time I reply to you. As long as you reply, I will reply. Is to be expected from sad, pathetic and autistic people like you
Woa, i thought you didn't care about what i posted, now you actually replied to what i posted

so you lied

Why are you such a liar?

>if you do x be it x+1+2+3+4 i will always do Y
Of course im talking to a dude who probably thinks he is the always right and everyone else is always wrong

>And if you refer to this piece here >>152388292 →
Um no this is the first post of the argument

This is my first that link to 3 of your replies

>>152382943

and this is your first reply

>you want to make this a threeway?
an homosexual comment

>you'd know that it what I did from the very beginning. (I don't care if you believe or not, but it was my very first post in the thread)
Well you already lied once you are probably lying to yourself too. If you only had proof but of course you implied you didn't

Its okay, we are almost there

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WARNING: QUALITY POST INCOMING.

List of all hero relationships in Dota (pt. 1):
>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
Heat comes to all dragons, and even the Winter Wyvern is no exception. She tried to resist the effects given the importance of the war going on around her, but ultimately her mind began to focus on little else than finding a mate. Luckily, Phoenix was eager to oblige her, strangely more out of concern than self-interest, and the two have been together since.
>Faceless Void/Spectre
Travelers from another plane, Spectre's unfamiliarity with the world as we know it left her quite astray. Fortunately, Faceless Void was willing to help guide her through this new realm of existence, in more ways than one.
>Bloodseeker/Riki
More of a one-sided relationship than anything else, poor little Rikimaru would give anything to give Bloodseeker the slip, but Bloodseeker longs for the taste of satyr butt, and he can smell fear, along with open wounds.
>Lion/Lion
Lion masturbates, a lot. So much in fact that he merited his own entry on this chart as a pairing.
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
Despite possessing wildly different perspectively on this war, the two catfolk came together over discussions on the art of deception. While they still argue which is better, they agree that illusions have many benefits out of combat.
>Night Stalker/Doom
Two beings who rule over worlds of fear, they found that their combined efforts elicited a much more enjoyable response than any individual effort exerted on a hapless victim.

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>"I think [Blaze] is valuable to town"
t. girl 2016

what did she mean by this?

How long have these two guys been arguing with each other

Purge's gf seems like a stuckup bitch desu

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>>152402962
I swear to fucking god where are the fucking mods this shit is BEYOND AUTISM AT THIS POINT

>inb4 this entire chain has been one person

>>152403072
what are we watching?

>>152402983
pt. 2
>Queen of Pain/Wraith King
QoP was WK's personal dominatrix until his people rebelled. While his death freed her from her ties, it's not like the QoP of Pain does't like having someone to come back to and inflict a little bit of torment on every now and then.
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster
Having met over a heady amount at a bar, the two found a shared interest over Beastmaster's infatuation with fauna, and Brewmaster's desire for casual intercourse. Much more of a physical relationship than an emotional one, these two meet whenever the other is feeling up for something.
>Dragon Knight/Visage
Being the guardian of a great maze unfortunately doesn't grant omniscience. Visage fell in love with the dragon Slyrak long before the battle of the ancients, and when he saw Slyrak alive once again, he was overjoyed. What he didn't know was that the Dragon Knight was the form that lied underneath. While this resulted in a significant amount of awkwardness, it wound up being the start of their ongoing relationship.
>Jakiro/Venomancer
Having met in the Jidi Isle, these two came together as a result of their outcasting from nature. Considered abominations by others, these two found a fulfilling relationship in the acceptance they give each other.
>Nature's Prophet/Creeps
Spending a lot of time away from the other heroes, even the Nature's Prophet gets lonely. Somewhat taking advantage of his elevated status, he makes use of the many creeps who would be delighted to help him out with his needs.
>Sagan/Mirana
Having strived her entire life to the service of Selemene, Mirana's relationship with Sagan stemmed from an overly-enthusiastic interpretation of the goddess's will for her guardians to keep a bond with their mounts.
>Lycan/Luna
Two people of the moon, Lycan found that her attachment to Nova stemmed less from a psychological bond, and more from an attachment to very particular bits of anatomy. While their relationship hinges on very shallow terms, it's what works.

>>152403131
beyond the shekel stream for mafia games

>>152403059
>two

Anon...

SLACKS JUST WENT NUCLEAR
HE JUST SHOT SWINDLEZZ

these guys are so fucking bad, like you can't even fucking mindgame

simple guideline for braindead mafia (aka beginners mafia)
1. kill people who don't talk, don't even bother questioning them they're either mafia or shit town
2. the people left in the game usually have wrong calls hence why the mafia haven't killed them
3. at this point mafia players will try to pocket players. For example saying your mafia reads are weak but X is town

SLACKS IS A MADMAN

>>152402983
>>152403135
pt. 3
>Huskar/Dazzle
Spending a lot of time together in combat, these two found shared interest in sacrifice that must be given for good, and a hatred of Axe. They're very interesting in testing each others' limits.
>Vengeful Spirit/Skywrath Mage
This relationship is already explicitly stated in the lore I should not have to explain this to you.
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
Opposites seemingly attract, while these two half-human creatures stem from different backgrounds and have significantly different views on combat, they find a mysterious allure to irresistibly permeate the other, perhaps it's pheromones.
>Tusk/Bristleback
While this could hardly be described as a relationship, Tusk and Bristleback were rivals ever since one fateful barfight. Their bedroom relationship stemmed from a slur that Bristleback drunkenly hurled one night, which Tusk surprisingly challenged him on. The two are still trying to settle this dispute.
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
Seemingly destined for tragedy, Slark wants nothing more than the heart of the Naga Siren. Unfortunately, Tidehunter is intent on taking advantage of the smaller fish, and with a size difference that prominent, it's a little hard for Slark to say "no". He also has a perpetual fear of Slardar stealing away the Naga Siren, but in reality they're nothing more than former coworkers with a casual relationship.
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
Beings of intellect, the two managed to find secrets that the other would rather keep hidden forever. Fortunately, their nature led to overlapping interests, and the two agreed to assist each other under the condition their secrets never got out.
>Sand King/Earthshaker
These two became best buddies almost instantly the makes waves in the earth, literally. They eventually discovered that their interest with earthly matters extended far beyond their physical capabilities, and ended up as an Olympian couple.

Can someone please explain what the fuck just happened with slacks I wasn't listening

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SLACKS THE MADMAN MY SIDES

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I don't know if slacks is pretending or actually going crazy. I'm scared desu

SLACKS IS LOOSING IT.

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>>152402962
Man, while I just chill watching Mike's stream, you went all the way trying to sniff out in random replies. But as I said, I don't care whether you'd believe or not. Man, all the work you do, only really sad, really pathetic, and really autistic people go that far

>>152403312
he's an autist, what's new

slacks heading down the nahaz path

SLACKS IS FUCKING INSANE

also Blaze is a fucking cuck, the biggest cuck I have ever seen in my entire life. I hope he realizes how big of a cuck he is.

>>152401853
Blaze is one of the most low energy people I've ever seen, you can feel the empty void he is, it's really something. Even Slacks going full Nahaz because of him.
Also this Blur guy and Gerg, fat dumb fucks, textbook Americans.

>>152402983
>>152403297
pt. 4
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
Crystal "Maiden" is canonically a slut lusting for Sven's cock, she doesn't mind that Sven is willing to share everything with his best buddy Juggernaut.
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
As it turns out, there are many needs brought on by a physical form that the Spirit Breaker did not anticipate. Sexual relief was one of them. Fortunately, the strong narcotic aspect of his semen made Shadow Shaman more than eager to help out with this desire (at least, after the first time, where he needed a little persuasion)
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
People of the forest, having met after one particularly late expedition of the Windranger, the two accidentally made the happy discovery of each others' bedroom interests.
>Legion Commander/Axe
Individuals of power, having reached the highest ranks of military through different means, it was only natural that they would be drawn to each other out of curiousity. A few questions here and there, and the two found out they had a lot in common.
>Bane/Puck
Creatures of dreams, these two came together after Bane inflicted a less-than-professional Fiend's Grip on Puck's behind. Puck actually wound up enjoying the experience greatly, and followed Bane around longing for more.

>>152403312
blaze knowns swindles is mafia but slacks doesn't think so

blaze keeps trying to convince everyone but slacks is being autistic

>>152403323
I think he dislikes Blaze

do bald spot make people going crazy and stupid ?

cause thats slack

they just showed literal pussy on the BTS stream t b h

>>152403326
>Man, while I just chill watching Mike's stream, you went all the way trying to sniff out in random replies
um no thats the first (you)s of course i have no rpoof but at least you can see i haven't lied, the same thing can't be said about you

>Man, all the work you do, only really sad, really pathetic, and really autistic people go that far
>2 clicks and 2 crtl c /v

Um anon if you think thats hard work i have bad news for you

>nobody realizes slacks is literally playing a different character each day

Fucking retard town deserves to lose most obvious mafia play I have ever seen.

>>152403323
He's a good actor

Did the quality of games around 4-4.5k on USE take a nosedive in the last month?

I started playing again during the international after taking a break and it just seems that the people playing in each game are way fucking worse at the game and much more neurotic and prone to feeding/afking

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>that redhead chick

>>152402983
>>152403476
pt. 5 (fin)
>Zeus/Medusa
Two pieces of Greek mythology, this couple has a history stemming far back, but it was only recently that they began to pay mind to each other, brought about by the ongoing war.
>Roshan/Ursa
Despite rather sizable differences between the two, a lot of time spent together naturally ended up with the two learning about each other. While Roshan is still bound to his pit by a curse set by the gods, Ursa made that experience just a little more enjoyable.
>Clinkz/Pugna
Clinkz is one of the few heroes that were alive long enough to know Pugna before the skeletal transformation. Being a practitioner of the necromantic arts, Clinkz knew Pugna from back when they were both very young, and the two developed an ongoing relationship. Pugna was female before an incident with Viper resulted with most outwardly indicators of this being erased. She uses her current voice because she likes they way people react when scared.

>>152403509
you mean slacks or what?

purges gf is so hot my god

>>152403584
>>152403509
please tell me someone got a screenshot

>>152403560
Its summer.

>>152403509
what where? screenshot?

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>>152403524
Why would I bother? I just love triggering your ass, I told you explicitly. You sad, pathetic, autistic cunt

>>152400949
lol this isn't 3 years ago

you can't win low mmr games just by out last hitting people anymore. game doesn't work like that AT ALL now. it rides on hero picks. while you're getting perfect cs the enemy team will be 11-0ing your offlane.

to win 1k games you need to pick endgame capable carries every game, always buy yourself courier, buy iron talon.

PA, WK, Sven etc ONLY every game. The only thing you can do is outcarry any possible opponent, there is 0 teamwork or actual dota in these games

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>>152403509
yoo

>>152403848
are you kidding me

I took off my pants for this?

>>152403848
oh come on thats nothing

>>152403817
Why would I bother?
Bother what?

> I just love triggering your ass, I told you explicitly. You sad, pathetic, autistic cunt
>anon might be having a mental meltdown and can't stop repeating the same

were you called that when you were a little kid? are you regressing back in time?

why was this mute chick even allowed to play
a fucking waste of a spot

clips.
twitch.
tv/beyondthesummit/PowerfulLocustHotPokket

its the nahaz incident all over again

>MSS throwing by these two noob saves

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>>152404036
You keep replying, that's all I care about.

>>152404095
except slacks can get away with it because he is usually a clown and people can say he is overreacting on purpose

>>152404071
Same reason ALL the girls are there. They are fucking someone in their circle of friends and trying to be progressive by having female "talent"

>>152404301
>Every time he has less to say
Kek

Why do you care about that

Holy shit, i'm inside the BTS house, slacks just stuck a fireaxe in Blaze's head, we called the cops but the madman set the room on fire

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>i am medic
>no i am medic
>i am medic!

>>152404429
Exactly

HOW
DID
MAFIA
THROW
THIS?!

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three medic

lmao

three

oh god

it doesn't fucking matter who the medic saved

this town

is fucking triggering me

>>152404581
Exactly

BTFO
T
F
O

>mute chick is the only mafia we've killed
>there is 2 left
is this faggot for real right now, no wonder col lost when they have a literal retard

>people actually watch this shit
>people actually post about this shit

Just why?

What is interesting whatsoever about watching people sit around do non dota related shit?

posts about it should be banned

Was waga the best mafia?

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>they keep tlaking over CCnC even when he has the finger up
I understand you, friendo
I understand you

ee doesnt stream long enough fuck him im not a fan anymore

>>152404838
dont post anymore

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>>152404753
Exactly

>>152404810
I'll agree to that when gay anime ERP'ers are banned forever

DELETE YOUR MEDIC CLAIM AND APOLOGIZE

why would you even try to claim medic

what a fucking retard

>>152404950
Exactly

Nice, you captured the moment i btfo you

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>mod killed
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>SirActionShits

SLACKS BTFO BY CHARLIE MOTHERFUCKING YANG

JESUS CHRIST

It's like the Rosh spawning all over again.

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>>152405105
I think your logic failed you there, but that's alright. Not much is expected from sad, pathetic and autistic people

Wait why is slacks out? What happened?

Charlie Yang the madman

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>>152405318
our guy get tired of his shit

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>Triggered the mod so hard he got banned
LITERALLY OUR FUCKING GUY

>>152405318
he was chimping out

>>152405298
>I think your logic failed you there,
how?

>, but that's alright. Not much is expected from sad, pathetic and autistic people
not much expected from people like yourself? I agree

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get bodied

>>152404095
did nahaz really molest sheeber?

>>152405318
he got drunk and molested sheever

wtf are we watching?

>>152405318

He started to dance in his chair like an autist to make people think he's the vigilante.
He danced in his chair every single time, just now he got hammered down.

Swindles fucked up this for the mafia so hard.

>>152405318
He was doing a stupid dance everytime mod asked for vigi shot
Charlie got tired of it and killed him

>>152405493
why do you think she unfollowed him

>>152405528
We're watching mafia and town throwing as hard as they can

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>>152405482
I have to admit, it's not as fun, and even tiring when you're not trying to get your "arguments" across. Keep your sad pathetic autism up, don't give up

>>152405528
our favourite admiral spamming terrorist

>>152405658
>>152405482

i dont know what you are arguing about but fuck off. this is my general capiche?

>>152405658
>Expects the other dude to do all the work
Its like playing ping pong with a little kid, i pass the ball and you throw it at the net every time

>>152405804
You who?

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>>152405804
>my general
what did you say you little faggot ?

>suddenly the game is boring
t-thanks charlie

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>tfw no slave hero
why even live

>>152405528
Charlie Yang destroying Reddit's guy live on twitch

>>152406078
Lifestealer.

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>>152406080
based

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>>152405957
Well, you've been complying all the time, I guess you do like throwing the ball at the net. But I don't play ping pong, so what would I know? Look, it's boring already. Say something sad pathetic and autistic enough to amuse me, or I might just go and watch some stream

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>>152404810
is this you by any chance?

>>152406078
LC was a slave according to the comic

>you have a jungle bloodseeker that rushes radiance
>they dont

but the only constant is me. im at le fault for not being able to carry right?

>>152406447
well i guess that's one loss, surely you've been every single other game where you didn't have a jungle bloodseeker?

>>152406309
All I see is that you browse reddit.

don't mind me

1-5 play a match
6-0 do something else

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>>152396902
aww, thanks anon

>le LoL is le bad because "every hero has a gap closer" meme
>In dota, the only good melee carries have a gap closer
>Blink dagger is the most bought item
?

based fucking ken

1-9 keep grinding for trim on runescape
0 play dota

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>>152406902
>not posting the one where he gives her flowers

>>152406954
Back to your own thread subhuman scum.

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>>152406902
Holy shit she literally looks like a tranny

>purge and mute full autism

"I feel like I tossed _a little bit_"

slacks fucking blown the fuck out

FUCK CHARLIE

>>152407039
I don't like that one desu

it's a bit TOO losery

>Charlie is a bitch

you heard it here first.

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What if monkey king threw javelins instead of being melee?

>>152407113
That makes her hotter then.

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>>152407175

>tfw swindelz has a quarry to settle

why did LD punch slacks in the face and choke him with a chair oh right it's slacks nevermind then

>>152406954
such as juggernaut right

>>152407039
>6'1"
>5'10"

>>152407294
Degenerates please leave my general.

Hey /d2g/ what does "tossing a salad" mean when not specifically referring to mixing the ingredients in a salad to create an even distribution?

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>>152407287
M A R I A

>purge's gf comes in
>doesnt even sit down
>looks at card
>throws it on the floor
>doesnt pick it up
>walks out
>never gives any meaningful information at game
why is she here again?

>>152407430
she has a vagina

charlie feels like the guy among a bunch of losers who considers himself super cool

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>>152407383
eating ass

>>152407430
>slotherina sits down
>starts giggling and says she wants to fuck Misery
10/10 slut

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Posts ending in positive integers name them.

I didn't even watch DC vs Wings. Was there anything remarkable in those games like the 6 million dollar echo slam?

>>152406954
>In dota, the only good melee carries have a gap closer
>the only good
lmao ignored

>>152406902
Sheever is so hot.

>>152407287
what if you posted more

>>152407430
purge needs his dick sucked every 2 hours appereantly

>>152407551
benis

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>>152406262
>Well, you've been complying all the time, I guess you do like throwing the ball at the net. But I don't play ping pong, so what would I know? Look, it's boring already. Say something sad pathetic and autistic enough to amuse me, or I might just go and watch some stream
You said you wold reply for as long as i reply right?

Does that mean i hold power over your life. If i reply fast enough would that mean you can't go eat drink sleep etc

>>152407551
Name the jugg ward SirActionCat

>>152407585
>6 gorillion slam
>remarkable

wow he went into the pit and pressed r fucking incredible

>>152407551
I want this inserted in my anus.

>>152407347
>buys blink dagger

>>152407551
name the lion fish staff fishe

>>152406902
>those hands
jesus christ

L D
D

>>152407716
end yourself

>>152407621
dont we all

>>152407737

stop shitposting australia

>>152406902
you know after thinking about it I wouldn't doubt it if someone said sheever is post-op

Is Kaci hot? I don't know if I want her to sit on my face or not.

Sheever and OD weren't in the last matches: Are they fucking somewhere in the background?

>Attacker level 3 jugg kills level 3 Storm before he dies to him from Remnant
>gets 189 gold

>Storm gets 320 gold

nice comeback mechanics dotards

>>152407850
she's elderly dude, be nice

whats the surefire way to get from 4k to 5k

>>152407547
link

>Blur and Swindles again
how will they throw this time

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>>152407662
Well, it took you long enough to come up with nothing interesting. Anyway; Adrian, I'm gonna start calling you like that, Adrian sounds like an autistic name to me. Anyway, you failed to amused me with that one. Go, have the last reply, win the argument, I'm off, you're not as fun anymore. I'll be back tomorrow though, I recognize the way you write, and your typical posts. You can recognize me as the guy with the named pepes, like this one. Good night, Adrian, if it's night were you live

>>152407997
kill yourself
when you are dead people will say you were higher mmr

>>152407919
he's right tho

that echoslam/aa ult was just a finisher on cdec

they were only roshin because they were so far behind it was their only way of even getting a chance at coming back

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hmm guys when is our golem playing

>Spoilerfree stream
>They show the night phase on camera

BTS can't do anything right

>>152407783
>He needs Blink Dagger to close distance if it's not handed to him on a golden platter
lmaoa

>>152407585
I don't know if "We're going to draft pudge just for fun in the finals" counts as remarkable or not.
Wings was in the driver seat every single game. Maybe 9 million dollar faceless void chainbashing everyone?

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>>152407547
I need to breed Slotherina

>>152408064
autistic

>>152407991
its almost like Jugg was far ahead in network lmao

>>152408125

k cool. back to my original comment.

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>thinking 3 rapiers is enough to save you from The Spectre

kids should stick to bleach vs one piece desu lmao

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>>152407979
Aww I hope they went on a romantic date somewhere

>>152407991

I saw this happen to someone playing ES the other day. He killed a level 6 huskar 5 minutes in with boots and armlet and got 200 gold and then died afterwards and gave the huskar 400 gold.

Shit's fucking cancer

>Purge is dead
Its over already.

>>152408194
stfu kid dont ever post here again

>>152408202
Is this Dota IMBA?
Shit's fun, I think Gyrocopter is the most OP though if he gets Aghs - because it attacks even when he's disabled and has Flak cannon I think.

>>152408064
Um but i was gone to watch javeline trhow in the Olympics

and i already had one of those nicknames

and

>Implying i can't tell who you by your posts

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>bonnie upskirt

>>152407991
>>152408250
what if

gold from kills after your death are reduced by 60%

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guys
I think I am gay for ODpixel

>>152408245
>>152408245
dotards???

>>152408250
That was bulldog

Slacks shouted "IF I CAN'T PLAY MAFIA NOBODY ELSE WILL" as he turned on the stove's gas and closed all windows and doors.

>>152408326
10v10, 6 of my team left and 5 of theirs did too.

>>152408430

What if

They just remove memback gold. It's literally better to die first in a 1 for 1 trade unless you're a hero like invoker who's super reliant on levels.

honest question. did anyone see mirana being the most picked hero coming?

Literally what was the point of delaying pit lord and the new score screen shit 10 days after TI?

It was literally played on stage, and purge used that thing the entire event. Why does valve delay things for literally no fucking reason?

THE JEW IS FIT AS FUCK, LOOK AT THOSE ARMS

>>152408584
who cares, we are rich

>>152408617
naw

>>152408615
derp i mean 4 of them left and 5 of mine
tho medusa may as well have left since he ran into their fountain with 3 rapiers at one point and got left with nothing

>>152408652
Finishing touches? Who gives a fuck it's already confirmed.

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Is he right?

can someone explain to me why this kid is here and not out doing hookers and blow with his entourage

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why wasn't Llama invited to play mafia?

>>152408652

I just want my prediction/bracket points

>>152408652
because if they released it after ti, then two weeks later people would start asking whens the next patch

now they've given themselves an extra month + roster drama time + icefrog patch before they actually have to produce anything

>>152408584
>That one anon who BTFO'ed him by saying Dota has so much diversity and different things that work you can pick anything

There is hope for man yet

>>152408716

Yes it is I would rather get 200 extra gold on a core than 100 xp finding levels is easy.

>>152408635
It was kinda hard to predict because how boring her aghanim design was. I forgot it almost instantly because I thought it was literally the most boring aghs by design.
Turns out that aghs that deal shit tons of damage from level 7 onwards is pretty broken. Remake fucking when.

>>152408884
Yup.

>>152408884
Yes but Swindlez and Blur literally high fived

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>>152408584
>small fanbase
Proven false

>Small Esports Scene
LoL has the same amount of teams as we do

>Less Money in Competitive dota as well
Is he on drugs or is 18 million + dollars every year less then what they do in 3 years combine?

>less professional then lol
Kay this is shit and that guy needs to drink that bleach

>>152408884

>play like a retard
>get mopped

No

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>try to skill my ult to 11
>accidentally ravage

>>152408884
Yeah, fucks the whole game up.

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LITERALLY

OUR GIRL

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stupid doturds where's the demon booty?

THE Town
Who is the Semen Demon between the tumblrina and LD?
The THICC girl?

>>152408884
Yes. If I were playing I would intentionally make lots of movement during the night regardless of my team.

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>>152408659
lifting all those bags of money makes one buff as fuck

>>152409209
this is what everyone should be doing

>>152409193
Lurka

>all of these ugly literal who gold diggers with tumblr hair

>>152409173
its a reddit meme now tho

>>152409193
she flashed her pussy on stream last game too btw

>>152409193
finger stretching instructor

>>152396943
i got from 1.5k to 2.2k playing pudge took me like 2 days, but thats cos i played mid and just fucked everyone up cause i was actually a 2k player anyway.

Anyway i went from 2.2 to 1.7k (due to kept d/c cos my cousin downloads that fucking GoT shit) I ended up making a new account and play all pick and match with like 3-4k players. I did the first 3 of the 10 games you need to calibrate in ranked and im playing somewhere around 2.6k which is probably my real mmr (notice the difference between 1.7 and 2.6)

To conclude you're better off making a new account and doing the 130-150 games to make a new ranked than just sitting at the same mmr at after 150 games.

tl;dr make new acc cos its easier to recalibrate than fight ur way out of an mmr bracket.

>>152409287

>doesn't even take a bite

lel I don't blame him papa john's is disgusting.