Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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SLARK IS CUTE

THE CUTEST FISH THAT EVER WAS

Is the Playdota forum still just a circlejerk with Valveknights using it?

>>152368953
um thats not how the model works, if you knew you would care about it too

its how the real worlds works too! thats how i learned

>>152368983
Yes you do, everyone has

>>152369071
>From all the points he only denies 50%
KEK

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>absolutely zero good sheever webms from TI

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>>152369526
A shame too, she was looking fine as summer wine the whole TI

>>152369430
some things are so stupid they're not even worth denying
the only legitimate critcism against valves business model is the gambling

>>152369678
fuck you

>>152369605
You do not know what valve's model actually is

every single last part of it is evil and scummy

Gaben should be in jail desu

>>152369678
u bitch boi

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How do i play as Templar Assassin ? It's one of the heroes i have yet to play despite wasting 1000hr in this shit

>>152369747
if it's not "make money off item sales and steam sales" then please enlighten me

>>152369747
I'm not at all defending Valve, I really do hate Valve myself. But be glad it's not Blizzard which sales a game for fullprice and has a even shittier gambling business model than Dota.

>>152369678
my moms already dead
>tfw i was playing dota at the time when she was on her death bed because i'm too much of a pussy to be beside her.

>>152369747
>Also his defense of 50% is a made up buzzword
>He doesn't know theres factual proof from valve's side that 50% is real

KEK

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D-does anyone want to play the game

>>152369605
The hat shitting really went th wrong way. So many bad, low quality ones dropping performance, or obnoxious look at me particle storms obscuring gameplay in chaotic teamfights..

>>152369883
play this *unzips dick*

SECRET.SINGSING CONFIRMED

>>152369886
hats are shit but I'd rather have that than paying for the game

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>>152369883
Of course I want to play with you.

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>>152369678

>>152369883
can we just play with your cute penis instead

>>152370031
Sure. It's great its free, I understand Valve wants to make money but they could've been stricter with hat rules.

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Is that Cap's girlfriend?

>>152369605
>the only legitimate critcism against valves business model is the gambling

No the fact that Valve owns and operates the largest multiplayer game on Steam but still has the approach of "nah we'll work on what we want when we want, doesn't matter if there's 6 million people playing a day and we're the trailblazer for Esports, let's update once every 6 months despite making a cool $75,000,000 a year from TI alone" business model that's complete shit. If any company in the world besides Valve acted the way it did they'd be out of business in a month.

Just because it's a free game doesn't mean they're not obligated to work on it constantly, ESPECIALLY since the profits on Dota 2 is so absurd no one would take them seriously if you put them in number form. Valve gets away with it because they've cultivated the ultimate cuckold fanbase that refuses to think bad about them because they made Half Life.

Are there any non-slavs that are still doing battle-pass abuse?

>>152369678

but all new heroes get day 1 dlc arcana

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KODO RIDER HERO
STRENTGH, RANGE HERO

Q: Kodo Roar
>Kodo beast roars in a cone in front of him, slowing units and heroes for X/X/X/X seconds for X/X/X/X amount of move speed, and X/X/X/X attack speed. Does no damage (works like raze, you press Q and it screams in front of you)
W: Lust for war
>Passive. The kodo beast gets X/X/X/X% Damage reduction for each ally or enemy hero in an X radius. X max stacks (maybe 5)

E: Enchanted tomahawk
>To ally or enemy. The kodo beast rider enchants his axe and throws it. If its an ally, increases his damage by X/X/X/X amount. Not percentage (like bane enfeeble but + damage). If its an Enemy, it increases the damage taken by half of the base damage amount (like reverse vanguard, for example, instead of taking X% damage extra, he takes, lets say, 40 damage per attack extra). Does X/X/X/X damage to enemys and half of those values to allies.

E. War song
>The kodo beast rider plays a war song with his drums. Channeling. in a X aoe, it increase the attack speed of every ally hero by X/X/X amount, armor by X/X/X, and slows enemies by X/X/X. The effects linger for X/X/X seconds if stopped before the the song ends.,

>>152369883
Who the fuck are you? Tell me now, you never say if you wanna play or not, fucking tease

>>152370230
they're not obligated to do shit. do you know how companies work? Sure, the work they do on dota2 could be done by 2 lazy dudes and a monkey but they're not obligated to do anything at all. They're not cheating people out of anything of saying they offer something they don't. Don't confuse business with your sense of gamer entitlement.

>>152369678
pls sno

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Should I?

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>>152370230
>Entitled gamer
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>152370480
>25$ for a shitty mousepad without any support

lmao

>>152369838
The explanation Its too long to write in 4chin posts

>>152369849
Um you can't bet in blizz games at least can't with blizz related items

But indirectly blizz did end up killing dota, valve jumped ship onto blizz design paradigms and turned dota into hots all by themselves

>>152370480
do you like the idea of being dominated by a strong woman?

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>>152370000
>>152370096
No lewds...

>>152370051
Sure!

>>152370347
I-it's kind of embarrassing saying my name here

>>152370230
they're doing it because it's the most profitable way to do it. maybe if people stopped throwing money at them they'd consider if they're doing something wrong.

you're just biased because you want to fill your empty life with patches.

>>152370624
post it!

>>152370605
if you can't explain what's so illegal or wrong about their business model (apart from the gambling shit) in a few sentences then I dont think you have a very convincing case

>>152370480
doesn't worth $25 mate. If you need a mousepad, i suggest fake razers on Aliexpress for $3. They're pretty good

>>152370230

but wont the game get boring as fuck with frequent patches

id rather chilltoad fuck dota up every 6 months than a monthly patch

i mean what more do we really need? new heroes? pit lord is a piece of garbage, new heroes might be techies tier

fuck patches dota is comfy af now

>>152369813
Buy blink dagger
Refract
Blink in
Meld
Blow someone up

That's the gist of it

>>152370480
that you lc pasta poster?

>>152370480
why not just get it during the 1$ mousepad thing?

Do you think Sheever looks better with or without clothes?

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>I buy mousepads
good goyim, flat surfaces don't exist unless you pay for them

guys I am only level 63 with my battle pass.
How the fuck do I get sufficient levels before the pass runs out?
I have already done most of the quests 1 star (maybe 7 missing) and half of them with 3 stars

>>152370659
Why is it embarrassing? Tell me, i just wanted to play with you multiple times and you never responeded. If i knew you any better i would say youre rude, very very rude

>>152370321
>Passive. The kodo beast gets X/X/X/X% Damage reduction for each ally or enemy hero in an X radius. X max stacks (maybe 5)
But this is horrible, unless he has insanely high base damage. I think you worded it wrong.

Overall it seems boring to play. Give it something interesting instead of jus tplaying a song.. like naga already does.

>>152370952
>>152370659
>>152370096
>>152369883
fuck off faggots

>>152370992
I just want a support STR with a channeling defensive teamfight ultimate.

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El presidente and The Mastermind's love child

>>152370919
Yea but my flat surface on my desk makes my mouse not work well because it's not the floor

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>>152370769
>if you can't explain what's so illegal or wrong about their business model (apart from the gambling shit) in a few sentences then I dont think you have a very convincing case
I could but you won't understand unless i type everything, i don't know if its their direct action but the model lends itself to malicious uses

Its also extremely interesting because its the exact same model the real world uses

>>152370605
Please explain how Dota is like HotS

>>152371225
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?

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>>152370952
It just is! I'm not a rude person...

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Listening to Zai is so relaxing. His voice so smooth. Sometimes I imagine his tongue slowly licking my earlobe, while he whispers "this slark is so bad". He's not mad, he just accepts reality and tells it like it is. His tongue slowly moves down my face, caressing my cheekbone, his lips passionately kissing me in perfect pace to the slow jazz being playing in the background. It feels like I entered an episode of Twin Peaks. As the girl singer of the band starts moaning, Zai starts too. His body slowly moving back and forth, still keeping the pace, still moaning. His crotch sliding up and down mine. We moan in harmony. Me and Zai are one in this moment. The jazz enters an upbeat segment and as the girl starts screaming Zai speeds up. His lips, my lips, his tongue, my tongue, his crotch, my crotch. The rythm of our lovemaking starts seeping into the room, and as I look around the walls seem to have morphed to a liquid state, waving back and forth. The singers screams enters a strange pitch, the music gets more frantic. Soon... I can feel my entire lower body start quivering with ecstasy. Zai screams now, sex and violence in perfect symbiosis. I can't hold it in, even though we have been clothed this entire time, it's the most sexual experience of my life. I.... I come. Immediately the music and rythm of the room stops. "Was I too fast?" I ask.
>Zai's face when.

>>152371225
because he's the youngest looking, is he the one the team runs a train on?

>>152371346
>Please make a few sentences that i can pass to my boss who will come up with some shill tactics to discredit them without disproving them since the are right

Ok

>Gorillion gold to everyone for doing nothing
>All that matters are kills and nothing else
>Game revolves about killing each other for the duration of the game and nothing else
>All spells are getting remade to have little cooldown deal one billion damage and be the same
>All roles are eroded so that it ends up being 5 carries vs 5 carries essential
>Stupid hats that break the rules and have nothing to do with the game itself

>>152370306
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>>152371537
he looks really surprised and angry in the thumbnail but when you enhance it he looks disgusted
dotards?

>>152370570
Is it worse than previous years or something? My TI3 mousepad is still working fine.

>>152370624
Maybe

>>152370775
Fuck that

>>152370867
No

>>152370881
Wouldn't be the same size or quality.

This is the worst post-TI shuffle season yet I think

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3 days until Underlord!

>>152371675
>Gorillion gold for doing nothing
In this game that's called farming
And it isn't very fun to watch for 30 minutes.

>void has a skill that can stun the entire enemy team for 5 seconds
>110 second cooldown
>doom has a skill that silences 1 person for 15 seconds
>140 second cooldown
really makes you think desu

>>152371947
i already asked last time
whos the qt

>>152371225
can someone edit this with ppd and ppy and the look alike in the middle?

>>152371947
s-source?

>>152371675
Ahahahah holy fuck you are so deluded its not even funny

Let me know when dota gets different game modes on different maps with different objectives like capturing shrines and going into mines and killing monsters

I'd love to see your mental gymnastics for that

>>152372101
Cap could do better t b h

>>152372101
>if I dye my hair a wacky color maybe people won't notice my ugly face

>>152372101
who dis

>>152372101
Is that a boy?

>>152372101
>white socks
respect lost

>>152372304
She have big boobs, who cares and is cute, just looks like she never sleep well

Building eul's on Razor is a pro strat.

>>152372385
what? .. are you stroking your dick while writing that sentence with one hand?

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>>152370480
>he pays 25$ for THAT mousepad
smhsmhsmhtbh

>>152371225
>These are the faces of overwatch players

>>152372113
>In this game that's called farming
>a single kill gives 1500 gold
>Passive gold is almost 2 a second
>Less penality for dying
>Farming gives little to no gold

>And it isn't very fun to watch for 30 minutes.
Depends on what is going on int hte game. Plays are hype because theres build up. When you see the same shit over and over theres no fun

Problem is that you don't play the game, you don't play video games and can't tell whats going on

Seeing a dude get max creepscore or near perfect creepscore while getting chased by the enemy team who is also trying to close the game its more exciting than watching colors and number pop up in the screen

but you don't get it you don't know what people see in games

>>152372385
>big boobs
I guess long boobs are technically big but I still think it's a misnomer

>you'll never be japanese

How do you cope?

>>152372385
What is this broken English? Can you fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from pablo, not everyone looks for tits and ass in women.

>>152372516
If they cover my entire hand, im ok with it

>>152372264
You mean like destroying towers, getting roshan and all that?

its the same shit. The context might be different but the gameplay is the same

>>152372587
learning japanes is a good substitute onii-senpai

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>>152371225
>competitive overwatch
kek
there's a reason TF2 doesnt have any competitive scene

>b-but its blizzard so it must have e-sports
god i feel bad for them

>>152372587
By being Aryan.

What heroes do you recommend to play as a pos4 roamer/jungler? Things like Axe/LC are pretty shit until they get blink, and I want to jungle-> pop into lane for a gank-> back to jungle, if at all possible.

Was thinking Kunkaa or Sven but they're shit. Maybe SK? I know Chen/Ench/NP are exactly what I'm looking for but I dislike playing them, plus my micro is sub-par.

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>>152372587
I don't

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>>152372598
She is cute and is pretty cool person.

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>>152372272
She's pretty cute but any girl that dies her hair a wacky color isn't relationship material.

>>152372809
*a lol fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>152372587
y-yamete kudasai

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>pick centaur
>team literally refuses to group
>have to 1v3 ember, blur woman, and lycan the entire game
>still win

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>>152372809
>women don't spend 10 hours angling for the perfect picture to look good

>>152372926
does she have a cute feminine penis?

>>152369883
whats your steam

Who is Ellie? Is that Capitalist's girl?

>>152373021
fag

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>>152373021
Sorry friend but Cap is straight as they come

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Hi, where are the serious discussions about dota?

Dotards help
I cant breathe properly
What do I do

>>152372662
Yeah because in order to kill roshan you have to stand in a circle to kill him!

Fuck out of here with your retarded bait

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>Valve's roster shit ruined the team drama.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

>>152372763
Beastmaster is pretty good, engima needs less micro then chen/ench but is super reliant on blink, mirana can be decent since her arrow instakills any non ancient creep, but pos 4 isn't using her to her full potential IMO.

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>>152373165
give me a good carry item / skill build please.

>>152373179
If in dota you had to stand on the towers for x amount of time for them to be destroyed

Would it be that much different?

No

Dota is literally hots now and will soon turn into league of legends

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he look like that guy who shot up niggers in a church

>>152373178
stab yourself in the windpipe with a pen

>>152373290
You do realize pic related is arc warden, right anon?

>>152373165
>>>/reddit/

Reminder:

I feel the urge to practice sexual intercourse with Fwoshy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while I feel the warmth of her feet on my buttocks.

>all those people I played with completely ignore me for battle cup

*unsheathes delete from friendlist blade*

>>152373370
According to your logic league and hots are already the same game

God you're fucking retarded

>>152373290
midas > blink > whatever you need

max sprite if you're not shit, flux if you are shit

literally just micro a bit and you win the game

>>152373412
Fwosh is disgusting though she looks like a 50 year old asian grandma already.

>>152373519
thanks

>>152373290
midas blink maelstrom orchid mjollnir hex bloothroen

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>>152373116
but i didn't say anything about wanting to suck on said cute femeninine penis?
>>152373138
right i often forget how straight the dota 2 scene is

>>152373290
>Skills:
4/0/2, ult when possible, value point in W if getting pushed (remember to put it in the edge of the tower, gives full evasion and enemies can't negate it by walking into the field)
>Items
RoA, Midas and then situationals
>dagon when playing against retards
>maelstrom for farming and ratting
>Orchid into Bloodthorn/Vyse for control

what's wrong with ellie's breasts

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I WANT TO MARRY PUGNA-CHAN!

>>152373290

brown boots->midas->shadowblade->travels->orchid->silver edge-> bloodythorn

not even joking

this is a primo build

>there is literally nothing to look forward to in 2017

Why haven't you just ended it all already?

Never seen Cap's girl before.
He could do better but not bad/10

>>152372684
You can't learn Japanese.

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You can have your shit waifus, im taking this cutie

Jerax on bulldog stream

Um dotards, When's TI7?
I dont want to suffer through all these honeypots

>>152373567
Also when you're 6, you have one of the highest kill potencial in the entire fucking game, so get 6 and get FB everygame

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>>152373736
same desu

>>152373964
>bf ever happens after mid is 6
nah

>>152373736
Where's the magic wa-... Oh.

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DOTARDS

WHY
THE FUCKITY FUCK
DOES EVERYONE BUY VLADS N3 AC ON LYCAN

INSTEAD OF ECHO + SHADOW BLADE?????

Item/ skill build for push Razor?

>>152373910
autismchan

I have a question, /d2g/:

Why are Ursa players mostly lacking at least a 75% of their grey matter?
I played with one who not only built a Silver Edge when they already had a gem, but that also built no physical dmg protection against Axe, Jugg, and tried to 1v1 a Razor who always stole his damage.

>>152374243
its because the matchmaking algorith gives you teammates equal to your level of skill, and since you are turbo trash at the game you get complete mouth breathing retards like yourself as teammates

>>152374243
I love it when they always use their Q's before blinking or being in range, I think those are just scare tactics

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Post your lfietime stats

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>>152369678
Fuck you

>>152373985
oh my

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>OD points to Sheever
>she immediacies starts smiling and giggling uncontrollably

CAN THERE BE ANYTHING MROE OBVIOUS

OD I KNOW YOU POST HERE RELEASE THE SEXTAPE ALREADY

Dear d2g. I rarely end up facing against lone druid. But when I do he confuses me. Should I attack the bear? Or should I cc the bear and attack the druid instead?

>>152374227
>my epic build worked in a random pub game against 4 handless monkeys it must be legit u guys xDD

>>152371225
Why do they all look like ...that?

>>152374629
Post your picture nerd

Crimson Autist needs to stop talking. He is literally one of the worst players there next to Bonnie.

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>>152372607
I want to argue with this logic, but nothing is coming up

I wanna pet Ursa's cubs after bathing in his blood.

>>152374429
Why so few triple kills and first bloods?

>>152374491
>OD and Sheever having sex
I can only imagine the angular momentum

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Um dotards?
Where's all the roster change drama?

>>152373494
Why are you so dense

The context aka objective of the games might be different but how you achieve them its the same shit in both games

Dota will ultimately turn into lol because of the mass homogenization of everything

So you are going to end up with hots core mechanics and with lol heroes

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>>152374565
YES YES KEEP BUYING THE VLADS ON LYCAN

+7% DAMAGE TO WOLVES XDDDD
+96 WHOLE POINTS OF EHP
LIFESTEAL ON HERO WHO TAKES 0 DAMAGE WHILE JUNGLING
2050 GOLD FOR SAME MANA REGEN AS A 225 GOLD ITEM WITH A BETTER PASSIVE

LMAO WHAT A BUILD LLOLOLO

>>152374873
Fucking nowhere. This shuffle season has been awful. Though I guess the Secret-EG exchange spoiled us to a degree

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>>152373736
>have nyx warlock and centaur
>doesnt max decrep
Every time

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>it's an "everybody gets bodied by Charlie" episode

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@152369678
>This shit meme again

Are you guys watching Mafia? Game is amazing and I was skeptical of this whole thing at first

>>152375134
What do you call Charlie's hair in that pic?
Its time for me to socialize with girls lads , I want to unvirgin already.

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>>152375247
needs more nahaz

>>152375247
First time watching Dota Mafia? They've been doing it for what like a year or two now?

Yeah shit is good. Pimp, Charlie, HotBid are bae.

Ellie is spot on this game.

>>152372587
By not being a yellow manlet
All japan can offer me I can have while being white so why bother?

>>152375435
Greg is here in his place

>>152375442
only cause she's caps girlfriend

>>152375428
You'd just say shaved sides/ undercut with long top.

Why does no one play captain's draft? I just wanna play a game mode with bans that isnt fuckfest ranked.

>>152375435
is this an average American professor?

>>152375442
>not being a Chobro

>>152375502
an ethnically pure country where you actually belong?

>>152375685
I think he's a leaf isn't he?

>>152375584
Power couple.

>>152372515
Watching people farm and calling that exciting is like watching people pull trash mobs in a dungeon and calling that exciting.
I understand it. I understand the necessity.
But it isn't very exciting to watch
Watching the teamfights is far more exciting
We know this is true
We know this because every moba is starting to drift toward a more teamfight oriented style.
Don't delude yourself. You know that 30 minutes of farming is boring too. You just don't want to admit it
because pve is the only thing you're good at.

So what's /d2g/ consensus in the new dota manga?

>>152375685
>allegedly sexually assaulted female coworker
Yeah it checks out

>>152375794
dota was way more teamfight focused when navi was dominant before the gold changes

How does Ellie just make such a bold claim like that out of the blue about Austin throwing Owen under the bus, it wasn't that obvious yet she insta calls it, I seriously don't like it when people cheat in mafia games, I hope she doesn't, but she did it without ANY hesistation

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>>152375824
Valve made manga? Link?

>>152375824
The necromancer guy should be a new hero desu

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>>152375134
dumbass white people mafia

East asian masterrace BTFOs everyone yet another game

>>152375824
absolute manga style
its even has Japanese sfx

i want ellie to sit on my face

>>152369678
wew still waiting for monkey king i see

>>152369678
immunity cat

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>Even a Chinese Touhou custom game can come up with more interesting hero mechanics and spells than Dota 2.
Was the biggest issue with dota 1 that the engine was really limited and therefor they could not really do that many cool spells and hero mechanics? How come after 5 years we've not seen anything new at all, they're not limited by an old engine anymore and can actually do some cool stuff now.
Even HoN managed to do some cool stuff.

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press f to pay respects

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>>152375824

Literally Naruto

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>>152376304
I bet her butthole smells like blueberries

>>152375794
>Watching people farm and calling that exciting is like watching people pull trash mobs in a dungeon and calling that exciting.
>I understand it. I understand the necessity.
No you don't understand

Dota is not about flashy shit its about strategy tactics and outsmarting.

YOu have to be very knowldegeable of the game to dodge the other team while they are trying their hardest to get you

People who play the game know what both teams are trying to do and how good they are at doing in it

Dotards is a pretty simple game mechanically, outside of a few heroes its pretty straight forward. The teamfight itself is not fun the fun part is the build up that led there and everything that led to its outcome

Not watching colors flying and number popping up like in call of shitty

Back then when the laning stage mattered 20 minutes farming was oK because what happened in those 20 minutes would have a gigantic impact on how the game ends and the strategies from both teams develop

Now all there is to the game is just fucking spamming QWER

Its boring and tedious not to mention EVERY SINGLE LAST GAME IS THE EXACT SAME

You watch 1 game from a tournament and you've essentially watched all of them

The core of dota is not there anymore

>>152371225
>Overwatch LITERALLY has smaller prizepools than ded gaem TF2
Blizzard has actually given up already.

>>152376461
About time. Fatass needs to stop stuffing her face with water and crackers. Learn to put the fork down, god damn.

>>152376461
Is she born in 96? Fucking kids taking over my gaming
reeeeeeee

>>152376461
>lay on back
>suck on belly
>look like a skeleton
WOW
it makes fucking beer bellies look normal when you do it
come the fuck on

>>152371225
Lets not forget that there's many "pro" players in Overwatch that's been caught blatently cheating but Blizzard has done nothing about it because that would kill the "E-sport" scene.

>>152376461
Bulldog did this to her ;_;

What happened to Ken he's playing like shit these last couple of days? Maybe he's just bad town in general and strong mafia.

>>152376668
Nah, I think it's more of a situation where if Blizzard needs to manually ban those players, then they admit their anti-cheat is shit.

when is EE streaming again i need godlike invoker to fap to

>>152376832
He's not the most experienced person in the room anymore. Everyone else has gotten much better....except OD

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>>152376663
This, don't believe her lies she's just looking for attention.

>>152376905
>ee
>godlike anything
maybe at the autism power rankings

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>>152376450
>weeb cant comprehend that for 4 years patches were released simultaneously with dota on wc3 with the same mechanics and that dota 2 isnt actually a sequel but a standalone graphical update

>that stereotypical "ze german" accent

muhfuckingdick

>>152376832
he's only good when he's on mafia

>>152376450
everyone calling the wc3 engine limited is a retard, DotA had tons of unique mechanics, sure some stuff had to be hardcoded but icefrog always pulled through, LoL is way more limited in terms of engine (multiple units to control, active items)

>>152376663
I'm Fat and can confirm this, I can actually look good if I do this.

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>We could have quality western art
>Instead we hget weaboo trash

>>152377092
RIP

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>>152377201
>western """""""""""art"""""""""""""""""

does funn1ik literally lost it ?

is he mentally unstable now ?

People say his wife left him and that would make sense, because he is shitposting on every thread on reddit and nobody has a clue what hes trying to say

>>152376450
>Was the biggest issue with dota 1 that the engine was really limited and therefor they could not really do that many cool spells and hero mechanics?
Dude

You have no idea

You could do anything in dotard 1 or more like Wc3

In this map for example there are like 100 anime characters with the correct models and everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY0GZC4vM9g


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23erOI4FA3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xhwhsrf9zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtRepcF8MDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65OcAtbLvFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xumk3KFQjzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba-8n1LRcrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxjmEo7tnzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZY0jMbxSo4

Its so sad Valve is so shit at making games and g ame editors

>>152369813
play the first game without skilling ulti at all so you get used to the other retarded skills
then after you lose skill ult in the second game and learn that retarded one

boom, done

>>152377201
oh yeah the quirky lolsorandom reddit characters.
how can i live without them

>Pick what the team needs
>lose

>pick whatever i feel like playing without regard for composition
>win

?

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>>152377175
>fat people
>possible to be good looking

>>152376663
No amount of belly-sucking will make your ribs stick out like that

t. fatty

Ken is playing a really good scum game. Too bad he's town.

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>>152377665
>im fat so i would know what skinny people look like when they suck their guts in

>>152377926
>helenalive
>skinny

>tfw you realize Americans only need guns because their country is overrun by blacks and they need to fend off attacks every night

>>152377138
>>152377417
If you actually ever did maps with the map editor you would now that the map editor was indeed very limited, I used to play around with it a lot. In the end it's all limited by and (now) old engine.

Doing cool effects spawning 1000x of one effect in different directions does not make the engine limitless, you can still not do anything new cool mechanically.

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>all these fatties on /d2g/ outing themselves over a picture of ribs
please consider suicide

how did ET escape TI with such a meaningless nerf

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seriously considering buying this, is she worth $380 USD lads?
she'' make an excellent hotglue

>>152377082
good one bro. stay jelly of ee da gawd

youll never be as good as him

>>152378221
>paying to jizz on felicia days face

>>152378221
>Buying western overpriced figurines.

>>152378221
>her face is retarded, just like in game

>>152378221
Super overpriced, bad quality.

If I'm 5k mmr, does that make me better than 90% of /d2g/?

>>152378221
How big is it? That thing better be made of marble for $380

>>152378517
it makes you better than 100% of d2g

>>152378221
It looks godawful

>>152378517
you are the 1%

>>152374429
You just wanted to show you're in 5k now.

>>152378650
but if he is part of d2g, how can be better than himself?

can you faggots please actually talk about the game and not your stupid anime action figure or whatever

>>152378712
shut the fuck up funn1k

>>152378793
don't ever reply to me again you autist 99%

>>152378731
>>152378517
Is 5k even considered high now? 2-3years ago when I played 5k was really high but is it not really the new 4k now?

I'm 4.7k and I've not played for 3 years now

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>>152378558
looks to between 12 and 24 inches, dunno what that is in metrics because im not a 3rd world poorfag

>>152378858
Only if she takes a shower first. I like clean girls with soft skin.

>>152378858
>Britain

No thanks, I don't want Muhammad and Ahmed's leftovers.

>>152378952
look at those detailed vines and leaves

>>152379138
rather have tyrone and jamal's uh?

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>>152378109
Bullshit

Is there something the Wc3 engine couldn't do?

It even ported D3 and Dotard 2 into the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USdw_Zfppy4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODbZxQKCbzA

City building games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2kv_rMbflQ

TDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YXZoUorv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkw8-_Ah5X8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmHFm_eZ0So

Pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJk9FpCWLdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhTO7PfEtQY (With all models in 3d before nintendo did it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=920D4VfB__4

RPGs with quests and all where you could save your character and load it when someone rehost it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofBovt3Jyvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJVgaCgSLQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_89el8kYKU&list=PLE7EHCGrnp7yNdwFUsFo3K9kx2-ZsAebC

Lane wars style maps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBlJXkjqRVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ZxUFt4eRI

Racing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MGvPY49lNY

Shooters with destructible environment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeFqPofHlIc

Tag style games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRUXCU1VQfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-BQ8r9P8dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrFI53NBhnA

Loaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hc_Hu-D1hA

TRibe style games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-c1EBYDcw0

X dota hero wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVrWPU191ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vevDavNH0hg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk0RGLHt-sk

MIcro wars where you would get a set of units and you had to outplay your opponent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfSD57lqfp8

Tohou like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDQ8g-j63Cg

Silly deductive games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs4HAcDcDtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iRnhnc1JV8

Party games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_C64s3yNoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDtXxbXyxs

e
t
c

Literally anything

Fuck dotard 2 and valve

>>152378987
lol fag
The whole point of pitpussie is the lewd scent that girls try so hard to hide.

>>152379296
It's still same tile based shit. Source is a lot more flexible.

>>152379296
why is dota so far behind on parity patches then? they're still stuck before bloodseeker changes because the engine doesn't support him running faster than 522
doesn't 522 seem like such an odd choice for speed? it's there because that's the engine limitation

>>152379330
lol fag
I'm not into stink. Vanilla sex with clean girls a best

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LMAO REMINDER THESE ARE THE PEOPLE CODING YOUR GAME AND MAKING MILLIONS OFF OF YOU RETARDS

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4ymjpw/drow_rangers_gust_cooldown_is_still_13_secs_the/

Is there a group I can join if I'm not really good and want to play with more patient people?

>>152379330
>pitpussie
these "x"pussy shits you retards come up with gets more retarded day by day

What is this new 99% meme?

>>152379678
It's still better than the TF2 dev team.

Whoops! We accidentally made a 0.5 second disable 5 seconds ha ha oops.

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>>152378339
look nothing alike fampai

>>152379789
t. reddit

>>152379809
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4ykzft/full_translation_of_funn1ks_strim/

>>152379809
like i'd explain it to some 99%er subhuman

>>152379789
>not wanting to punch a girls belly-pussy till her womb creams itself from the force of the impacts

>>152379558
Because Icefrog quit after 6.83 and didn't want the original dota to be as ruined as dotard 2

makes sense 6.84 utterly destroyed the game the other 2 patches were salvageable with the removal of memeback and a couple of nerfs

>>152379296
doesn't have any hats so i'm not even paying attention

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>>152378672
DAT ASS THO

>>152379870
yes
t. reddit

Pimp is such a beta bitch Town member. Slacks alpha dogging him.

>>152379972
oh hey korok didn't know you posted on d2g

Slacks fukkin gottem god damn.

>>152379539
>W3
>750k maps of the most varied shit you could possibly imagine

>Dotard 2
>No custom maps
>all custom maps there are shit ports of W3 which don't even have custom spells and animations like the w3 did and they suck dicks

This is the power of """flexibility"""""

woa

Am I the only one here who enjoys the game for the gameplay and never spent anything on ingame cosmetics?

>>152380119
>WC3 was out so long Dotard became an independent game
Hmm...

>>152379980
Don't you get tired of spewing this meme every time you get the chance?

>>152369678
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152379981
Yes it does look at the firs tvideo that shows the Dot2 port into W3

How can dotard 2 even compete

W3 modders literally ported dota 2 a 20016 game into the 2003 W3 engine

How can valve even compete?

>>152380197
Yes, literally the only one.

>>152380119
Should I count all games and mods released on Source then? Why didn't anyone license WC3 engine for commercial use if it's so good?

>>152379737
Please help

Is Slacks going god mode right now?

>>152380478
Nope. Getting bullied by randos is part of the doturd experience.

>>152379678
Same things happens in CSGO. They tried changing recoil and kept changing the wrong variables on dummy gun files.

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So class, what can we say about custom games scene in 2016?

I feel like current dotard generation doesn't care too much about mods like we did back in the days.

>>152380426
>Should I count all games and mods released on Source
Um lets see

Alien swarm
TF
CS
Natural selection
and

??????

Also comparing a map editor of W3 with an actual engine

>Valvetards are this desperate

750k+ maps were made for Warcraft in the course of 6 years something
Thats like 340 maps per day

How can valveshitfuck even compete?

https://www.epicwar.com/maps/

>>152380119
>Defending thousand years old engine like some fucking autist
really makes you go hmmm

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Why did Sumail say in an interview he has no friends in school?

>>152380674
Do you want to start again?

>Defending a garbage company that breaks the US laws and doesn't put an ounce of work on the games you play while raking millions

really makes you think

>>152380663
You're right. WC3 had the most perfect engine ever and all games should be derivatives of it.

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>>152374429
>level 23
Hoa?

>>152380793
He doesn't even go to school, dota is his whole life.

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the absolute madman

>>152376461
>She hasn't actually streamed in nearly a month

Damn, Bulldog destroyed her life.

>>152380663
>counting random mess of props and terrain made by a 12 year olds as "maps"
Can't make this shit up

>>152380645
All of the fun ones are inhabited by russians, pinoys, or people who have no clue what they're doing.

that said i really love petri and ebf

PIMPKEKL

>>152380831
Who are you quoting?

Im saying a 2003 game is better in every conceivable way then the 2016 game that tried to emulate it not only because the company is incompetent but because they literally want to rake in money without working and on top of that they shit on the userbase

>>152369678
you fucking monkeynigger

>>152380994
>Has no arguments
>B-but this specific subset
>Remove 50k maps from the count
>Or even 100k
>That still leaves 650k

You keep btfoing yourself

are you muslism or something?

>>152380645
Need more RPGs, love RPGs. And it's too hard for a map to grow on its own, no one gives anything any attention unless it has dedicated servers, but to get dedicated server access it seems like the map needs to be fairly popular.

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>>152380796
Are you the guy from last thread? I told you two times already. I dont give a shit how many laws Valve is breaking, I dont care how much money they make either because there´s simply no reason for me to care. Feels good not being autistic

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Daily reminder funn1k is right about the cis scene being dead and filled with lazy fucks.

>>152381431
>Doesn't care
>keeps replying
Someones an autist who keeps compelled to replying to posts when he doesn't want to

Dotards?

>>152381261
>most maps are shit no one ever played
>but hey muh big numbers mean that its bettar

>>152381582
And he's one of them lol

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Why is Swindlezz wearing a red sock and a dark blue sock?

>>152380197
me too, only retards take valve bait

>>152381718
>OK lets take 300k more
>Thats still only 250k maps!

>>152381819
Even if you dont pay the game is still tuned to facilitate hatfaggotry

so you are still fucked

Only warcraft custom map worth a shit was DotA anyways, and DOTA 2 improved on that.

Go wank to your shit tier nostalgia somewhere else

>>152381797
hate how bears are literally killing machines with no drawbacks. why is nature so imbalanced.

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>>152380938
>skinnyfag german "refugeeswelcome" betacuckboy pimpcuckl gets absolutely assravaged by the Confident, Strong and commanding Alpha American male taking charge and control of the game

>>152369678
i thought it was just kelly

>>152381946
>Tries to defend shitlve
>Doesn't even attempts to reply to one of my posts
you are not going to get your $0.05 with that attitude

>>152382047
Please do not reply to yourself.

>>152382037
>no drawbacks
well they're going extinct

>>152382149
go back to complaining about Trump on twitter, pimpcuckl

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how much money is too much money to spend on the secret shop buying waifu stuff?

hey guys it takes 3 months to learn to hit disruption into torrent

i am the 1% of dota

>>152378952
>shining a light directly on a toy statue

enjoy your faded color damage

@152382089
you responded to mine though lmaooo

>>152382210
suck my dick and ill tell you fuccboi

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Why hasn't the fat jew fixed this? What the fuck it has been there for months

>>152369678
screw you

>>152381797
Wh-what happened next, anon? W-was the seal ok?

YOU CANT LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS

>>152382362
It's a gloryhole?

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>>152382037
>can't use guns
>can't build roads
>can't draw anime
>not drawbacks
Animals are such cucks. Literally badhumans

>>152369678
XD

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>>152382234
Funn1k 144 points 7 hours ago
I will become natural in some point and my nature become clear as moonlight in my head and I can say any stuff I want and I really like it

what did he mean by this?

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>>152382362
that the hole Arteezy made?

>>152382425
Sure, Anon. The seal is still alive and happy.

>>152382507
>before dota
>after dota
damn this happens too many times its not even funny anymore