>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
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Old: >>152260134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEjB0Bn2W0&feature=youtu.be&t=1h9m37s
>>152289209
Can confirm this is true as a SEA player. Back then when there's no China Server, I would get matched with xioa8, yao and other pros including BurNing.
Of course I got teared a new asshole.
THIS IS JUST THE START
NORTH AMERICA DOTA IS FUCKING DONEZO
>>152289354
no one cares desu
>>152289354
DOTABUFF ON SUICIDE WATCH
its been over a year and we still do not have our ingame HUD remodel
Reminder that fangay is a slur,and it needs to go. Now.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
What does it mean if a guy wears white or black socks?
Valve should allow coaches in the booth.
Discuss.
>>152289681
>>152289538
sauce on this semen demon (male)?
honestly explain to me how shit like this is possible at all
>>152289550
>>152289750
If his name was pudge like yesterday or today, i think i played with him or against him, i cant remember really
>>152289550
>23 mins aether into 27 mins mana boots into 46 mins mek
report venge
Bonnie fucking sucks.
>>152289728
>President of Estonia and Vice President of Estonia in the same building in the same booth
it would be too dangerous to have 2 such high profile people in the same spot
>>152289705
black socks look better
>>152289705
uhhhh is this happening right now?
I'd willingly become a paraplegic if Sheever would be my nurse.
>>152289550
this is going to bet he most important part of the update imo, it's like when they added the net worth and gold graph shit.
It's going to show people their 'timing windows' (or just 'timings') in the traditional sense. When you have a 'power spike' i.e. a major item pick up, it's going to show you the exact window you have, on average, to exploit this.
It's really fucking big imo, it's so easy for shit players to understand with this graphic
'oh shit we had like 8 mins between when I got x item and they got y to counter it' ect.
>>152289705
black socks go with any color of pants
white socks = my mom still buys my socks for me
>>152289550
DOTABUFF
IS
FUCKING
DONE
>>152289743
>>152290062
yeah but black socks also get dirty if i leave them on the floor
>>152290062
>white socks = my mom still buys my socks for me
this is true
>>152289728
No.
Valve just recently banned coaches from csgo, as majority of the coaches in csgo acts as the 6th player, keeping the economy of opponents in check and calling strats.
>>152289728
they should let them in the booth for the draft, afterwards coaches leave.
It would mean PPD can finally fucking stop playing the game and just focus on drafting for eg.
Imagine if they had a support that was actually competent but with PPD still drafting holy shit
>>152290058
>When you have a 'power spike' i.e. a major item pick up, it's going to show you the exact window you have, on average, to exploit this
What the fuck are you even on about
What fucking power spike do you see there just items??????
I hate this fucking Leshrac Disco quest. I had it done.
But meme supp tusk with 400 dmg uppercuts and nature's prophet just had to ruin it.
I don't know if I can be an EG fan anymore of they pick up EE.
That would be one of the dumbest things they could do in my opinion.
>>152290228
yeah someone with balls so when ppd suggests brewmaster in elimination game he will kick him out of the booth
>>152290257
LC blink is a 'power spike' or whatever you want to fucking call it it's an item that basically changes how the game is played when bought.
then you have a certain amount of time to 100% abuse
>>152290062
White socks = hercegovac aka a rude bosnian
>>152289521
eg confirmed for disband
Coaches can't be in the room with players, or the booth in Valve LANs but in the Summit and other smaller tournaments they tend to be around
>>152290439
It only changes if its put to use.
If retard LC buys blink and goes back to farming there is no spike of power because it's not applied
So what team is Waga joining? Is he going to play mid in secret or Alliance?
>>152290317
they wont
someone linked ppd a screenshot from the valve list and he asked if thats true becuase he heard something but doesnt know if that screenshot is true then he started to laugh about some roster swaps of the ages etc meaning he didnt get EE
Somebody translated whole Funn1ks stream https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4ykzft/full_translation_of_funn1ks_strim/
>>152290503
>If retard LC buys blink and goes back to farming there is no spike of power because it's not applied
well that's the players use of the timing window, you are 'theoretically' stronger when you have the item, how you use the time afterwards determines how efficient you where with it
It is obvious that something is going on in Funn1k's life right now that is making him act a little weird.
There was someone saying his wife left him or something? I don't know for sure, but whatever the reason is for him acting like this, try not to give him such a hard time.
Making fun of someone who is in a bad place like this is really, really low. It is like kicking on a person who is already laying down. Just don't.
Next time it might be your life which is turning into utter shit, how would like it if people were making fun of you in such a situation?
>>152290738
Tl;Dr
>>152290980
WE ARE THE 99%
why the fuck is hotbid at the town
when's the last time he was even involved in dota
>>152290949
>There was someone saying his wife left him or something?
holy shit
>>152291078
Thanks
Fwosh's feet
>>152290949 Maybe the irony of life what his wife is left him for arstyle. CIS doto ppl trying to reach his wife but they cant. My thoughts that he brainwashed, he talked about 2 "interesting guys" who open his mind to new things, he maybe in secta now.
>>152291120
ESL Manila?
Hot Bid is an esports guy, also he always goes to these types of things.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHEEVER
>>152291303
sucking off OD
>>152289538
I NEED DAT DELICIOUS BROWN LOLIIIIIIIIIIII.
SAY MY NAME
>>152291260
>Said LoH was one of the guys that opened his mind
>Funn1k joined a cult founded by Indigo Child after his wife left him for Artstyle
>This is why his profile picture is a caricature of a Jew
>>152289521
Keep in mind that people can return to the same team they left without breaking roster lock before sept. 18.
Roster lock has two phases to prevent last minute kicks, a leave phase and a join phase. I imagine a lot more people will leave during the leave phase just to give themselves and their organizations some flexibility.
Who's that fat fuck in the town? The fattest of the fat fucks.
>>152291506
Did arteezy confirm the 9+9 meme?
>tune into ppd stream
>0/11/10
ah yes
>>152291951
David Gorman
>>152291951
ixmike88
>>152289521
fake
>>152291506
v1lat ?
cant see very well if its him or that other russian caster
There's nothing wrong with your mom buying clothes for you.
You only really need a plain color t-shirt and pants to go outside.
>there will never be a TI that tops TI6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj62kXsrE18
explain, Dotards;_;7
>>152291506
n0team
>It's gotta be either hotbid or charlie :^)
>>152292053
>>152292138
>>152292140
no???
of the people playing right now
i see him all the time he's like a tier 4 caster and for some reason he's fucking everywhere
>>152292257
>there will never be a TI that tops TI6
what is TI1-4
>>152292257
just wait till TI7
it took fluff 7 years to gather his suicide squad but with the recent addition of funnek he is finally ready
>>152292458
>liking meme honeypot TI's
LUL
>>152291951
that's greg "whatiship" lard
he runs/manages/whatever a continuous string of t2 NA teams so he's actually relatively relevant for NA
>>152292536
>liking non meme TIs
>Not a single pic or meme was made about TI6
>TI6
>Topping anything
>>152292257
ti5 was better games wise
Valve finally got their production better for ti6, but having Slacks host was an awful idea
>tfw you realise that you, too, are nothing but an offlane nigger
hold me bros
>>152290738
>its a funnek joins the azov battalion episode
>it's a charlie is right (again) but nobody listens to him episode
dotards?
>>152292658
Offlane has been the best lane since icefraud trashed mid years ago to turn it into a farming position.
it is fucking obvious funnik's wife left him, a person with wife doesn't look like mess and has literal mental breakdown, any real friend of him should seek him psychiatric help
>>152291506
n0TI
How is juggernaut not better than legion comander in every way?
>an aoe that does a shitload of damage, doubles as a bkb, and doesnt require the entire enemy team and their lane creeps to group up for a family photo
>a heal that benefits your entire team and yourself instead of picking yourself or a shitter on your team who will invariably feed anyways because nobody is getting extra health
>a passive damage boost that isnt useless against opponents who cant or dont physically attack you
>an ult that makes you invulnerable while dealing massive damage to anyone from the enemy lineup instead of an ult that absolutely requires you to outfarm the enemy carry or stun yourself and a squishy target in hopes of the retards on your team to help you down them with your pathetic dps
move lc's cosmetics to jugg and delete the character. She only attracts the worst peruvian retards who play carries 24/7 in the jungle
has there been ANY shuffle drama at all?
>>152292787
He got carried by slacks the game before so I don't blame them.
https://twitter.com/Funn1kDota/status/766742586203734022
What did he mean by this?
>>152292923
There wasn't until Funn1k's spaghetti
>>152292831
>how are oranges not better than chicken breasts??
2 different things you autistic 99%er im not gonna even read your shit post filled with lunar facts
>>152293021
who cares
>>152292978
>carried by slacks
what the fuck? is slacks good at mafia?
>>152292787
asian masterrace, how can white people even compete
>>152292923
ee out, og probably disbanding, funn1k an absolute madman.
rumors of fear retiring.
>>152292831
they're not even remotely similar you fucking 99% delusional faggot
>>152293095
Yes he lynched 2 mafia last round and grant vigi shot the last one. They both carried town hard.
>>152293095
yeah he's actually pretty damn good at times, but he's such a wildcard that he usually dies early
he creates arguments and makes people talk which is what you really should do
Charlie is a fucking champion
>>152292826
https://twitter.com/Funn1kDota/status/766692359300153344
>"I'm together with Polina (his wife) everything is good"
>>152289538
I jacked it to this this morning. Was bretty good
>>152292649
>ti5 was better games wise
>le tusk bounty meta
>>152293021
>he has been shitposting on twitter ever since his stream ended like 6 hours ago about about moon shit
Is he transitioning from Dota into becoming the CIS version of Alex Jones?
>>152293380
>le void ET mirana meta
>better
>>152292458
>TI1
Awful
>TI4
Absurdly awful
TI2 and 3 were good though. If TI6's all star wasn't shit people would have liked it better overall.
>>152290738
THANK YOU REDDIT SPY
I feel for funn1k and now I'll finally be able to understand his troubles.
>>152293604
>TI6's all star wasn't shit
I thought it was pretty funny
>tfw no good streams on
>tfw small dick
is hotbid the best mafia player in the dota 2 community?
>ken claiming cop
What happened to hotbid he used to be good?
>ken fake claiming cop
>getting lynched for it even though they have a counterclaimed medic
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>152293710
He literally just made the worst play I have ever seen in Mafia history.
I've seen this play before from ken
>>152293676
I just stopped streaming fampai, sorry.
>>152292257
>dendi's family video
no please
i can't handle thosefeels
>>152289538
>>152293319
still waiting on sauce lads
>>152293710
hotbid is so fucking stupid, purge is so fucking stupid
charlie literally dragging this downsyndrome town to victory while everyone tries to cuck their shit up at full speed constantly
>>152293667
>Kaci and Slacks
Nah
Also too many fans. There should be only like 1-2 per team and that is it. Done by spinning the wheel thing
gleb aint gonna kill himself right ?
>Gleb
>@Funn1kDota
>20.08
>нaчaлo мoeгo лyннoгo пyти, пoйдy зapeжy чтo-нибyть пpи cвeтe лyны, пo мoeмy oтличный пoвoд для этoгo
>Чтo-бы звeды, пoмoгли мнe!
translation
>20.08
>the start of my lunar way, i'm going to knife something in the light of moon, i think that's a great reason for that
>So the stars would help me
Is the madman going to do it?
>>152293667
Would've been better if H0neypot wasn't a shitter at Pit Lord
did they just invite asa butterfield because he has ties to hollywood and can get some of them a job?
Why doesn't dota have any heroes that just do literally one thing? If you play legends of dota, you should know what I mean by this, because that's the kind of build most people go for.
>>152294050
He loves dota
>>152293941
It's not purge's fault hotbid is fake claiming cop as town to get him lynched the only logical play for purge to do is go on hotbid being mafia because purge is clearly town.
Hotbid is shit at mafia at the moment hes trying way too hard and tunnel visioning.
>>152294054
anti-mage is pretty close to that isnt he ?
farm for 90% of the game and the other 10% either win or lose the game
>>152294050
literally who
What if EE makes a new team with Chipenko?
Where do we discuss mafia?
has merlini said more than 2 sentences this game
>THREE FREE (!!!THAT'S RIGHT FREE!!!) QOP ULTS ON 6 SEC COOLDOWNS
??????????DOTARDS?????????
>>152294387
centaur isn't meta anymore, so I don't think it'll be that successful
>>152294479
free?
>>152294436
has the girl said anything at all
>>152294436
He claimed medic and the entire town is interrogating the real medic and ignoring ben for some reason they're fucking shit.
>>152294479
*Pops BKB*
Nothing... personnel...
>>152294479
it's balanced because he dies if you focus 5 people on him
>>152294529
6.89's right around the corner
now that the dust has settled, puppey and arteezy did horribly, puppey's chat logs leaked, blitz blog came out, and kuroky has done decently, it is clear that kuroky was in the right and puppey and rtz were in the wrong
KT.Meracle
KT.QO
KT.kpii
KT.Febby
KT.Dubu
>>152294529
Except his LAN winning hero is brood now?
Plus centaur will probably get a small buff like scepter being a bit better or some placebo +0.1 agi gain which will make him get picked
>>152294054
>>152294246
Old PL was definitely a one build/playstyle hero.
>>152294649
Delusional
>>152294649
but kuroky did absolute shit
especially in that game against secret
>>152294479
Just stand away from the trees dude
He cant do anything without trees
>>152294724
>Implying the KT Dota team wouldn't have Flash
>this vigi shot
>>152294031
its funny they lost a base race considering pitlord can literally mass tp into your base
>>152294054
>Why doesn't dota have any heroes that just do literally one thing?
Don't worry valve is getting close to this paradigm.
At one point all heroes are going to be the exact same
only variation is going to be the color of the particle effects of their abilities
>>152295023
Town is full of retards their only hope is grant but he's fried.
>>152295041
He apparently didn't realize that you can ult to heroes and summons now. Used to just be lane creeps and towers.
a CIS major is ruled out now I guess, funn1k would just shoot the place up
>>152294649
Was right in what way? Kuro wanted to control team secret, and he got mad because he didn't own anything there unlike puppey. After he realized he won't ever own a share of team secret, he started to convince other players to leave puppey and start a new team. Artour didn't know about this at the time, and when kuro approached him it was an absolute fuck up. By the time that happened, puppey already knew what's up kuro and why artour acted that way.
Problem is - kuro fucked up a nice team, when he could just leave and start a new one by himself.
I just realised that d2g is literally CIS dota spouting LUMAR FACTS and I am the 1% you are 99% autists 4Head
Thoughts?
>>152295340
>Manlet can force Valve's hand
Hilarious.
Bonnie getting carried to a win.
>>152295413
>99%
>>152295413
funnik stop going crazy in your pubs, we know you are the 1%
is indigo child part of the 1% too
>>152295340
You can't legally own firearms in CIS, unless you're in military or police.
>he thinks he's the 1%
>>152295656
What? How hard can it be to find a mafia/gang member they're all over the place.
I'm the 1 percent
So Town is going to be 3-0 now? Nice balance dotards
>>152293383
CIS dota is way more convoluted than freemasonry and the Bohemian Grove.
NO STREAMS EVER
FUCK
WHERE'S ARTEEZY
WHY ISN'T ARTEEZY STREAMING ANYMORE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>envy no longer with Secret
So why did Secret's captain leave? You really think Secret might kick their leader?
>>152295340
A CIS Major is ruled out because Europe is a very easy place to travel around and get into, and China is China.
Maybe Valve helps out Epicenter with a compendium but it wouldn't be a full blown Valve event.
>>152295891
Full image?
Who /Kelly/ here
>>152295437
She literally doesn't want the free win.
asa is kinda cute guys
>>152295142
so wait, if one of your teammates is getting ganked, you can just give him instant blackup?
>>152295918
he's not streaming anymore because of people like you
>>152295918
Go watch my stream, it's around 2-3 viewer list.
Greg is actually so fucking awful
>>152295918
He streams on PandaTV because Turk Jew has a contract with them.
>>152295953
Search luna or mirana on paheal.
>>152295971
5 second channel isn't it?
>>152295938
i don't understand this (shit)post
what's the next step of your master plan
>>152295417
well EE got James fired
>>152295656
what about private security ?
i doubt you are not allowed to own a gun for personal security if you go through enough checks + tests + training
>>152296052
Sure thing senpai link it
ARTSTYLE DID NOTHING WRONG
FUCK FUNNIK
>>152296137
EE isn't a manlet, he's taller than everyone on EG
>tfw literally everything is better in America
Why couldn't I have been born in the US.
>>152296053
Town is some how worse. His defense was typical mafia.
>gets emotional as fuck
>trying to yell over other people talking
>trying to instantly formal back onto purge
>deflects to Asa medic claim
>>152296126
Wiki says 5/4/3
>>152295938
Puppey is the captain of Secret
"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.
>>152295656
>>152296158
>Only Russian citizens who are over eighteen years of age can own civilian firearms. Guns may be acquired for self-defense, hunting or sports activities only. Russian citizens can buy smooth-bore long-barreled firearms and pneumatic weapons with a muzzle energy of up to 25 joules. Rifles allowed after five years of ownership of a shotgun. Handguns generally are not allowed. Short barrel rifles and shotguns (less than 800 mm) are prohibited as well as suppressors. An individual cannot possess more than ten guns (up to five shotguns and up to five rifles) unless part of a registered gun collection, guns that shoot in bursts and have more than a ten-cartridge capacity are prohibited.
>Carrying permits are issued for hunting firearms licensed for hunting purposes. People who acquire firearms for the first time are required to attend six and a half hours of classes on handling guns safely and must pass federal tests on safety rules and a background check.[67] Gun licenses are for five years and can be renewed.
>>152296135
>Puppey stepped back and let EE form the team
>many tournaments where EE drafted
>entire team was built around EE
He was the defacto captain of Secret.
>>152296302
Write a pasta about TA fucking OD's cock
>>152296159
I don't do shameless advertisement, sorry.
reminder that this garbage was professional doturd team
>>152296334
>Guns may be acquired for self-defense, hunting or sports activities only.
It's so pointless to mention this. What other legal reasons are there?
>>152296363
He was the captain of NTH as well years ago and got cucked out by a bunch of literal swedecucks. EE is a pussy.
"I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong.But you all are weak, so stay weak.Bye"
>>152296302
Fucking hot. This one always gets me hard.
>>152296302
>>152296367
Seconded, I actually somewhat enjoy these pastas. FuTA has been a running gag for a while and it's a bit surprising how it hasn't been worked on too much (outside of Dotacouch)
Balance update 6.88c has been released
>Balance update 6.88c has been released
Balance update 6.88c has been released
>Balance update 6.88c has been released
Balance update 6.88c has been released
>Balance update 6.88c has been released
Greg's legs are disgusting.
greg going full sweatstiny
>>152296363
go to bed jacky you have a team to search
>>152296257
just move to US and become an American like DC
>>152295862
>watching a bunch of autists play a real life game
How pathetic can you get?
* Disruption illusion damage taken increased from 150% to 200%
* Echo Stomped units no longer get targeted by towers or creeps (like nightmare)
* Echo Stomp damage decreased from 85/110/135/160 to 70/100/130/160
* Starstorm Aghanim upgrade no longer releases a second meteor
* Reactive Armor duration decreased from 14/16/18/20 to 10/13/16/19
* Gust cooldown increased from 13 to 16/15/14/13
* Chronosphere cooldown increased from 130/115/100 to 140/125/110
* False Promise cooldown increased from 90/60/30 to 100/65/30
* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
* Rupture damage increased from 26/42/60% to 30/45/60%
* Leshrac's movement speed increased from 320 to 325
* Living Armor regeneration bonus increased from 4/7/10/13 to 4/8/12/16
* Stone Form stun delay reduced from 0.85 to 0.55
* Lane creeps now give 35% of experience when denied by neutrals rather than 20% (normal player denies give 50% experience).
>>152296518
It's real boys
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584?c=GBP&l=english
>>152296531
he's pretty lardy overall
>>152296334
funn1k is from ukraine but overall the same rules apply there too from what i understand from the wiki
>>152296518
>* Starstorm Aghanim upgrade no longer releases a second meteor
>Echo Stomped units no longer get targeted by towers or creeps (like nightmare)
>* Living Armor regeneration bonus increased from 4/7/10/13 to 4/8/12/16
UNDERLORD IN 4 DAYS
>>152296659
>* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
M-maybe people will pick her n-now??
>>152296659
>mirana lost 160 dmg on her kill combo
feels gud
>>152294620
>Timber
>dies
LMFAO
Are there anygooddota youtubers besides CLQ and Purge?
>>152296659
Wow what a buff to Lina. Gotta be careful now or she'll be broken.
What a joke
>>152296743
don't care want the new post game stats
underlord is going to have one of the lowest pick rates in the game
>>152296743
who's the qt
>>152296819
Remember how he kept giving her attack range increases until she was OP?
It's happening again.
>>152296268
Ah I wasn't sure if it went down with level. It does seem pretty stupid strong. Does it give a relocate blip on the minimap at least so you know to get the fuck out?
>* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
welp the immortal is gonna go up in price
* Starstorm Aghanim upgrade no longer releases a second meteor
This isn't that huge but okay.
>that Asa throw
is this Asa retard for real?
Grant you fuckin idiot.
Can funn1k's Lunar Way defeat the Indigo Child?
>who did you protect LAST NIGHT
>LAST NIGHT
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what a fucking moron
>Greg actually won
What the fuck is this 2k mafia play?
>who did you save last night
>uuuuuuh
Jesus fuck GERG just like memed them the fuck out.
>>152296659
>More offlane buffs
JUST FUCKING DELETE IRON TALON AND PEOPLE GO BACK TO LANE IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT.
>* Leshrac's movement speed increased from 320 to 325
>* Stone Form stun delay reduced from 0.85 to 0.55
Fucking Leshrac is coming back.
Also that is a pretty nice Visage buff.
>>152297041
He was laughing at grant before the vote even went through and Grant STILL voted for Asa.
is pimpmuckl the most intelligent person in the dota 2 community?
HAPPENING
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584/
HAPPENING
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584/
HAPPENING
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584/
REMINDER TO CHANGE OP COPYPASTE
>>152297054
OFFlane never existed but in shit pubs.
in pro dota it was suicide lane that was ditched most of the time unless dual lane or some specific trick was used in draft
>>152295045
No, it's more like every hero does EVERYTHNG.
>>152296659
>all the meme heroes still strong
>all the shit heroes still shit
Guess we're not getting a real balance patch until Monkey King comes out.
>>152296976
>>152296969
Who even is Asa? I'v literally never seen him before.
>>152297186
>nerfing the people who lost TI
hehe
>>152297161
Purge hasnt read Scott Adams the master persuader
I don't even blame Grant on that, how the fuck do you forget who you saved 5 seconds ago?
>slacks telling purge he got bernie sandered
OUR GUY MUCH?????????????
>>152296659
All of this is literally nothing outside of Minor mirana aghs nerf and the lane creep xp deny change.
Is Funneks dota career now over?
so this means no 6.89 anytime soon.
fuck this.
>>152297216
t. 2kmmr
>>152297186
is icefrog nearly done with balancing dota at this poin
>>152297434
>Implying it wasn't already
>Wings can never be nerfed because they play every hero and every strategy in the game
How can you beat them?
We've never had to face a team like that before.
>>152297278
i haven't seen half the people there, did LD just invite his normal friends or what? M
>>152296659
>* Gust cooldown increased from 13 to 16/15/14/13
Wait, Drow has more than two skills?
>>152297431
>bernie cuck
>our guy
>>152297459
thats the monkey king patch anon
>>152297423
Are you kidding me? Dude was a new mafia player of course he's going to make mistakes Greg was going apeshit when purge called him out and made no relevant points and was constantly deflecting and yet the town idiots ate it up. It just proves that half these idiots respond to loud noise more than logic.
>>152297278
he was the kid in the boy in the striped pyjamas, he;s an actor
>>152297186
God damn it. They keep nerfing oracle. My boy aint even fun to play anymore.
>>152297495
>We've never had to face a team like that before.
>>152297459
Why would you think that we'll see 6.89 before Sun Wukong?
>>152297502
i think charlie organized this actually with some help
but they're all dota people, who don't you know?
>>152295891
>tfw no older and heavier luna GF to sit on my face
;_; i can't stand it anymore
How is pro Russian scene so irrelevant despite their playerbase being so big? Is this a culture thing?
>>152296664
>* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
it begins
>>152297626
this.
It was the same deal with techies release two years ago, no major balance patch then either.
is fwosh at this mafia?
>>152297434
I think throwing TI3 finals by not going first as a bat on a smoke gank on game 5 broke him, he has been playing like shit ever since, TI4 he played bad, TI5 was pityful
>>152294127
What are you guys watching?
What did he mean by this
>>152290062
then why is OD wearing black socks
>>152297643
except they are not
the actor kid that threw the last game
there is some guy from the smash scene, i believe he was the vigi in the last game
>>152297643
from the couch just now i have literally never seen 2 people on the right and i have watched every TI and every tournament
>>152297812
beyond the sellout is doing mafia lan this weekend
>>152297691
Russians are the biggest shitters there is. I'm a Europoor, I play with them all the time. They are constantly throwing.
>>152297812
ixmike feeding
>>152297749
who cares about this backstabbing whore
nobody fucks with our boy sing
>>152297278
He was Ender in Ender's Game.
>>152297938
Didn't he dump her to focus on his "pro career"?
>>152297892
that's two
asa is a big dota fan, he even wore a dota shirt
yea i don't know who blur is, thought the name was familiar but maybe he's from smash
>>152297903
>never seen grandgrant
newfriend pls leave
alternatively you are talking about pimpmuckl and ccnc
in which case pls leave too
>>152296849
DannyGayimgGnC butt pshh, it'scomfy
>>152297161
Yes.
>>152297691
you cant get into the scene without friends and buttlicking v1lat
>tfw saw a picture of fwosh without makeup or instagram filters/lighting and she looks like complete shit with chinky eyes and bad complexion
Is everything in life a lie
How the hell did they even get this asa guy here?
>>152297938
>shitshit
>our
go back to twitch kiddo
>>152297938
>our boy
>sing
Pick one.
>>152297938
nope that cumdump was fucking multiple dudes behind his back.
>>152298123
>Being surprised that a chink looks like a chink
>>152297570
>>152297626
Yup 6.89 is going to be like LATE September or October, with the Major in November
LUNAR FACTS
>>152297161
I think its Blitz.
>>152297830
He's retiring to become yet another Russian Former Professional Turned Streamer.
NaVi sponsors a lot of those, even if they never played with the organization.
>>152290738
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4ykzft/full_translation_of_funn1ks_strim/
Sergey and Dima are not Ars-art and Light of heaven. Didn't read the rest. Translation is crap, fuck reddit.
>>152297749
hes kinda cute, is he Vietnamese?
It's been a while since it was added, so has spell damage from INT been proven to be relevant at all?
>>152296819
New bat is crazy with 3 stacks of souls, just check it in demo and see how fast she attacks on them.
We might see her more with this qop treatment, idk why people forgot about hero that can 850 off enemy carry under bkb.
how do we make Dota 2 great again?
Feels good watching Purge get all butthurt and get Trumped
>>152298380
>mid will never be dominated by lina and qop
>this is only a prelude to 6.89
>>152298380
It's literally a 6.25% DPS increase.
>>152298123
Asian women are fake as fuck thy're somehow worse than American women when it comes to makeup and hair.
>>152298465
>you will never be dominated by lina and qop
>>152298123
can you post it
>>152298350
Not really. It's nice on the pure damage spells, that's about it.
>>152298534
all women are fake as fuck*
some just care more about being liked by men.
>>152298158
>>152298125
he's been the ourest of our guys since forever
anyone who's been here for more than a few weeks would know.
>>152297216
Did you even watch the games
>>152298380
Ya sure more drow pickers just what we needed familia.
>just buffing heroes that weren't picked.
icefrog is dead,isn't it?
>Deus Ex pack still not in
Jesus Fuck Valve it's done, just put it in.
>it's a "the enemy can't win properly so they resort to splitpushing strategies" episode
>>152298123
Are white women the most beautiful without makeup?
>starstorm no longer does a second meteor
LMAOOOO
>>152298452
>purge trying to fedora tip his way to victory with le logic and reason
>Master Persuader Gerg recognizes the audience is some dumbslut groupie and an airhead actor and brings it home for the Mafia boys
Out fucking played
what has ken been doing recently i miss his ti interviews
>>152298809
no dats dem qweenz and shieeet
>Techies still untouched
Like how the fuck im going to play an explosive hero?
>>152298809
>tfw only Japanese women look good without makeup
rofl mike is so fucking bad
>>152298705
>not picking best waifu
>>152296659
This actually might tell us that monkey king update will come sooner than later. This one is most likely a part of the underlord update, with a new UI. Being a rather small update and having a C on the end means that next update will be monkey king one, with a real balance changes. Now, anyone knows how long it usually took for an update to come after this kind of mini patches?
sigh
nerfed again
How was ixmike ever 7k? He's so fucking bad holy shit even you're average 5k pub scrub can play a better offlane than him.
>>152298946
>Big patch literally in a few days
>>152297216
if offlane doesnt exist in pro games, then how come so many pro games have people in the offlane?
>>152291120
Hotbid still works on dota stuff just behind the scenes now.
Is Gleb on meth?
>wake up
>funnik is literally mentally fucked in the head
what did he mean by this
do you guys think Sheever shaves her... you know..
>>152299152
beaver?
>>152297262
no its more like all heroes do the same which is to kill shit the only thing valve will leave in the game
Same items for everyone
same timings for everyone
same abilities for everyone
etc
Deathmatch league of legends
>>152298919
Literally fucking nothing wow it doesn't do 1k damage to a single target anymore big whoop it's still on an 8 second cd and insanely accelerates her farm and allows her to do 2k hero damage in a team fight instantly and continuously shit out damage. Shit's still insane.
imagine sheever being spitroasted by grant and swindle
>-400 already
>>152299152
there was blood coming out of her wherever
icefrog here, hope you like the new patch
>>152299374
Sheever is pure.
I swear the 500 chairman is Xiao8 and not EE
>>152299612
thanks dad I guess
>hot_bid shitting on secret, EE, and rtz
This Jeopardy game is so shit.
OUR GUY
>Reddit stole our memes and they use it on jeopardy
at least we still have loli pugna
What if, the BKB recipe was replaced with a new item:
Stone Scepter (1400 gold)
+5 Armor
+5 Attack Speed
+5 Damage
Active: Become silenced and immune to magical damage for 4 seconds. 25 second CD.
May or may not combine with a sacred relic to create Stone Blade.
>OD being the meme god
Proud of my meme britbong
>>152299645
well atleast one girl will be spitroasted tonight
maybe fwosh, shes a slut.
>>152297161
as much shit as everyone gives him envy was at an extremely prestigious engineering university (college for amerilards) before he went pro
i will take reddit jeopardy for 500 please
>>152299904
No its fun
>>152298959
you havent seen a japanese woman without makeup in your life
>>152299950
Seems to fit since he's the worst mafia player there only matched by Asa.
>>152294479
>>152294479
>>152294479
FREE???????????????!
>>152299939
Whoops, forgot to mention the 40% increased physical damage.
>>152299987
>ODpixel screaming over everyone
>fun
insider bro here
>rtz
>n0tail
>funn1k
>zai
>puppey
Can we find this girl and send her flowers guys?
Who is the most boring hero?
My vote goes to viper, doesn't matter if you are stomping or getting styled upon, there's nothing exciting about the hero besides clutch meks and long range aghs ultimates.
It beats drow ranger since there aren't cool builds for him and clutch gusts are fun as FUCK
I had an idea, but it needs some work.
A custom game where you choose between no/little gold and level 25, or infinite gold and being stuck at a low level.
>>152300341
i wonder what her mmr is
>>152300291
-zai +EE
w-will they mention us in jeopardy ;_;?
>>152300342
CM no contest. Outside of the ult the hero is so fucking boring
Zai said on stream he's playing with Sumail, but didn't say anything about staying with EG
Troll and EG having no changes or him and sumail leaving?
Hey!
TnC second team
MP
Sunbhie
Winter
Demon
DJ
>tfw my sister looks good without makeup
>>152300606
>(You)
>>152300606
hey!
>>152300650
post your """"sister""""
>>152292831
LC is just a very niche hero and not 'do it all' carry like a jugg.
>>152300596
artour is back for his annual EG ripping boy
>h-hey guys, anyone wanna pick me?
>n-no? okay then..
>sigh, maybe next patch, ol' buddy, maybe next patch
P O S I T I V E M E N T A L A T T I T U D E
O S
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I V
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T A
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T T
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>7uckingmad
>>152300341
>TFW no real life GF will ever resemble mirana
7CKINGBAD ON FUCKING GIGASUICIDEWATCH
SUCH NICE WEATHER HERE
>>152301032
>>152301046
>In b4 he pulls a Nahaz
>>152300959
Let his ult do damage again without agh's the hero is literally all utility and no damage outside of his insane base damage. His ult is so shit without aghs.
>>152300342
Necrolyte
Run around press Q and sometimes R
>>152299287
This, pros might be shittes so only those who do land arrows will pick her now, but having a DAGON that is also a BATTLE FURY in one item that also TANKS you up is still really good.
action slacks announcer pack when?
I seriously can't get enough of slacks, I love him and reddit.
>tfw no guide on how to tilt your opponent
>>152300342
ogre magi
>>152299287
>>152301302
Might get another nerf in the near future. The burst is too insane
The kunkka change for it would be top tier
>>152301325
i literally masturbate to slacks
and i'm not even gay!
these asian foot sluts dangggg
swindlezz didn't even know nahaz name lol
Why can't icefrog understand bloodseeker?
>>152301478
>Barefeet = foot sluts
Seems reasonable.
What's this hero's name now again?
>>152301478
You disgust me you can't see shit from the stream and Asians have low tier feet they usually have disproportionate toes and and flat soles with no arches.
>>152301620
oh please, everyone knows theyre doing it on purpose so everyone can see their hot asian feet
>>152301565
Give Rupture a ministun. Done
A problem now is that there is so many defensive skills that Rupture making you not move isn't good enough anymore
>Facefuck Void.
Yeah that broken piece of shit but I'M PRETTY SURE IS Q IS NOT BALANCED AT ALL.
>>152301478
>bare feet
>in a public place
charlie is only nonretarded person there, huh
>>152301715
Intlord
Is Funn1k our guy?
>>152301478
what do fwosh's feet smell like?
>>152301715
Only viable for one patch
>>152301715
Outhouse Dismantler
>>152301486
I don't blame him Nahaz talks so much that pretty much 90% of what he says goes out the other ear.
>>152301715
Orihime, the bringer of bad news
>>152301829
Sing sing's semen
>>152294540
>>152295413
hope you can realize the error in your ways and work towards bettering yourself
>have to pause for a friend
>me and my other friend are standing right next to each other, near a rune spot
>"Hey anon, this bounty is mine, you hear?"
>He's only got 10 ms more than me.
>"kk"
>mfw I turn sharply to body block him and then race to it.
>mfw he pauses for like 10 seconds like he's typing something, before using GA on the spot
>>152295413
>being a 99er
dont hang around here no more or i will fucking cut u kiddo
they're publicly outing OD/Sheever in jeopardy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152301732
But if it ministries before the fact then you can still tp out
why do I have to wait 2 weeks for my mail order bride to arrive in the mail? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pic related
>basically admitting Sheever and OD are a couple.
lel.
>>152302426
Warning: It's a pain in the ass to attach the quiver and make her hold the arrow.
The Bonnie carry.
T H I C C
>>152302426
t. swedecuck
Why is the support/carry dynamic so fucking cucked? Honestly, I think you have a better chance winning a pub game with quad core and a solo support. With more conventional games, you have two, possibly three people who go on tilt because they feel so ineffectual and limited in where they can actually go. It's better for morale if you just have four people scaling while one guy buys wards on an omni/dazzle and then mentally checks out.
That M. Night Shyamalan ending.
>>152302604
Because if the enemy aren't dumb they'll just punish your greed and win early.
>>152298751
>can't win properly
You win properly by killing buildings, you can achieve this through split-pushing.
Are you one of those people who think killing enemy heroes is top priority or something?
>>152302509
I have to assemble the damn thing? REEEEEEEEEEE
>>152302592
?
>artstyle refused to pay to the navi organisation after their win at TI1
>took his 1/5th and left the org
>now it turns out artstyle is literally a jew
Man you cannot make this shit up
blog incoming
>mid huskar
>top trilane loses to dual lane, whatever.
>opponent mid pudge goes there in broad vision
>he triple kills
>they blame me, mid huskar
>rest of game they flame me, report me
>one of them uses fucking 4chan memes
>he fucking real life meme-arrows me
>check their recent games, they're all a team of 4
if you're here, fuck off
>we lose, I get reported
At least it was only normal match making, but god damn, bring back solo-queue.
>>152302820
>if
>>152302871
>>now it turns out artstyle is literally a jew
He's always been a jew if he wasn't he would have payed his percentage to na'vi and stayed on the team. Heck he missed out even more money since na'vi placed second at ti2 and 3 and won the majority of lans during these years.
>>152302604
Having good carries will win you a lot more games than having good supports.
No amount of warding or smoke ganks can make someone good at farming / split pushing / itemizing correctly etc, they actually have to know this shit themselves.
anon, are you the 1% ?
>>152297432
The Reactive Armor duration change is significant. The fact that Echo Stomped units will no longer get targeted by towers is also notable.
I'm yuropean, where do I order secret shop merch?
Is everything trough welovefine? Don't they have super high shipping costs for Europe?
>>152303393
>I'm yuropean
lol
>>152303132
Bad supports means your carry gets no farm if the enemy team is competent. Good luck carrying a game where you can't farm and lose map control instantly. Carry is such an easy position because item builds the majority of times are fucking common sense and so all you have to do is afk farm and not get picked off which is easy as fuck for anyone with decent map awareness.
>>152300959
Just fix his fucking armor that dies the instant ion shell/flame guard/dark pact touches it.
>>152303515
>all you have to do is afk farm and not get picked off
not really, that's like saying all supports have to do is put wards down without feeding
so it's basically confirmed that odpixel and sheever are fugging
good for them, honestly
>>152303587
Treant is just such an awkward hero right now. He can't decide if he wants to be a healer with leech seed and living armor or a controlling support with his ult and invis. Also doesn't help that he does zero damage after 15 minutes without farm.
What song are they playing on the Mafia stream?
I love it.
>Lane creeps now give 35% of experience when denied by neutrals rather than 20%
I don't get it, is the point to try and force hardlane players to actually play the lane and contest pulls?
>>152298749
>shodan voice pack has been finished since TI5
>Its still not in
>>152303881
Initial D - Deja Vu
>>152303954
why risk contesting when you can just go jungle for more exp?
>SWINDLEZZ DIED AGAIN
LMAO
THEY JUST KEEP KILLING HIM BEFORE THE GAME EVEN STARTS
DOES /ANYBODY/ LIKE HIM?
>75 minutes game against furion + naga
kill me
Why is shadow demon allowed to be so op?
>>152304050
Because you're forcing the support to actually play the lane too instead of being free to roam everywhere.
>>152304080
just like TI
>>152304105
cause hes done his time in the dogshit 99% zone
>>152304080
it's because he's good but not good enough for a medic save
>>152304105
that nerf tho
It's pretty brutal.
>>152304572
It doesn't do shit.
He can still just disrupt his carry and send them at the enemy base until the tier 3 + ranged rax is dead.
gentlemen: how do we fix CIS dota?
>>152304354
one more 99% meme and i will expose all of it about d2g on my twitch stream
>>152298749
what a shame
>be pasty toddlerfaced autist
>every night get to blow your load inside various orifices of amazonian goddess
uhhhh dotards?
>>152304728
Make Party MMR meaningful.
>>152304105
It's just what happens when you only buff a hero for like 10 patches in a row and nerf others. He will probably get dumpstered next patch even though he finally became relevant again after years.
What went wrong? I was the weaver
>>152305056
You picked Weaver.
>>152305056
Your WR has fucking vlads and no aghs.
>Stone Form stun delay reduced from 0.85 to 0.55
is visage finally viable?
Who is Sam?
>>152305056
7 people in your game were the 99% and 4 of them were on your team
>>152305330
Did they nerf the gold that his birds provide or make them tankier? Their is your answer.
What's all this about funn1k and lunar facts?
Is he forming a team with the greatest DotA player in the universe?
ugh guys
2016-08-18
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Evil Geniuses (ID: 70884685)
Left the team
>>152305543
their coach
explain to me how le zib zab man is balanced.
>>152305572
>coach counts as a slot
lmao valve
>>152305543
Any chucklefuck can name their team EG you have to watch the IDs.
aui is gone from secret
>>152305659
he was filled as sub
@lmao at u
>>152305650
shit early game
>>152305650
heroes with instant stuns or silences
There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They talkin' about you boi
But you still the same....
>>152305672
he wasn't even on the team, just hanging out as a 'coach'
>>152305056
you played dota
Guess my MMR from this one quote and win one legendary of your choosing
"Shadow Demon is a terrible pick against AM, pick Crystal Maiden, her aura makes his ult useless!"
>>152305672
Aui is such a cuck he only went to coach shitrekt to get back at EG for removing him.
>le balanced man of many slows and dispensable clones isn't nerfed
Fuck this gay earth.
slacks confirmed low energy cuckold
DO YOU GUYS THINK SOME OF THEM FUCK SHEEVER REGULARLY?
>>152305861
No higher than 4.3k
>>152305861
at least 6k, that shit is smart as fuck, ive never even thought of that
Insiderbro here
New CIS team Secret
1. xbox
2. silent
3. indigo child
4. funn1k
5. el presidente
>>152305861
4k
knowledgeable enough to know what a hero does but is still shit
>>152305650
has the highest mana usage in the game, so absolutely needs bloodstone. you can delay his timing for it (esp by ganking him before level 6, where he's quite useless) and even force him to divert to another item first like euls (to counter a silence), and after he gets it, each kill on him reduces its effectiveness drastically
>>152305924
arc warden right?
>>152305861
>"Shadow Demon is a terrible pick against AM, pick Crystal Maiden, her aura makes his ult useless!"
Said no one ever
>>152305861
3.2k mmr
>>152305861
~2000 I've gotten advice like that before
>>152305650
>Draft 2 stuns
>Storm is kill
W O W
O
W
Ok so what are the ABSOLUTE definitely confirmed roster changes
>THIS MINIMAL CHANGES PATCH THAT DOESN'T TOUCH THE META AT ALL
BEYOND MAD, WHY NOT WAIT UNTIL 6.89?
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
>>152289354
thank god when is this now??
im trying out this game again
anything new i need to keep in mind?
What did Misery mean by this?
>>152305812
tfw you can't give artour a night call
>maut talking.jpg
>>152305861
going to keep in the 4 digit region and say 1k but this is probably being generous
>>152306145
envy ist aus
mvp disbanding all their players are going to do personal shit
og disbanding/major reshuffle
>>152306154
because the New Journey update is like 2 months from now
>>152306239
august 23rd
>>152305924
what if arc warden wasn't even that op and we were just overreacting?
people are so fucking bad at dealing with him in most games and barely anyone plays the heroes that counter him
lizzard doesn't think he's overly broken, probably still needs a nerf though. Even just scaling TD's cooldown at max to 40s and spark wraith to 6s might do it.
How do I get out of 1.6k mmr? It sucks being called 2k like an insult when that's the level you aspire to be.
>>152306298
>mvp disbanding
What why???? Proof? My favorite team cant leave me
>>152306286
>Misery
>Pablo the Gardener
>Prince William
>Sentient Neckbeard
>>152306338
>blizzard
Ok, it's me the newly created Arc Warden spammer, I just played this game where we came back from a 24.000 exp game, I really love this hero, I just hope he's not nerfed to Oblivion next patch
i don't understand why all these autists wanna base their game on "reads" when they suck at reading behaviour, they're literally always wrong
the only one who gets good reads consistently is monolith and he died already
>>152306453
you're not being a shitter and confusing a games company with a 7k hero spammer are you?
>>152306453
Lizzard, you retard. He's a streamer.
>>152301248
What about your blink dagger, blade mail, and lotus orb?
they need to kill slacks for the most bullshit associative read ever
>>152306619
literally /who/
>>152306557
>mfw when they always throw logic out the window
It's a fucking simple detective party game it ain't difficult.
>>152306557
pseudo intellectual autists
REEEEEE HE TRUMPED US
this is why nahaz got mad
>>152306375
Learn to farm.
Learn to itemize according to the enemy team.
Learn to not overextend.
Learn where the enemies heroes are and where they aren't.
When you die, attempt to figure out why that happened and how you could prevent it in future.
Try not to blame your team. Keep team morale up.
Watch your replays, analyze your mistakes, figure out what you could have done differently.
Don't be afraid to post dotabuff.
Pimp is triggered
>>152306726
one of literally 3 people that stream arc warden played well
>outed a medic
>dogshit logic
>cant defense himself
wew lads 3 mafia events and this kid is still so fucking bad
now they know TOWN got some magic can remove ppl from dota
>>152306936
>defense
he's calling out two mafia though and the push on him is shit
>>152306920
thats 3 more people than id ever figure would play the hero, let alone do it exclusively
>Slacks
>the literal God of triggering people
>not our guy
>>152298749
BattleBlock Theater announcer still not released.
God ODPixel is retarded.
>>152306375
i played at 1600 yesterday because a 600mmr friend.
i cannot comprehend how they can be so bad there. im at 2.1k and i did honestly not think anyone could play worse without trying to lose
2k to 1.6k dota is like comparing a 20yo who play football for fun to a 6 yo trying to kick the ball longer than 2 meters
>>152307041
>not playing le balanced double alien of free wins and forced 50 immunity
it's like you want to be 99% desu
Guys &_&
I dont feel lonely watching this, this is comfy as fuck.
>>152305056
>Scripting invoker
>Riki against a team with no support
>WR with fucking vlads and no aghs
>Batrider who probably randomed
>MKB vs no evasion or channeled abilities
>Lesh with a fucking octameme but no aghs or bloodstone
>Necrophos who probably rushed aghs
>>152306807
Here's my db:
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/29472537
So like, do I just spam jungle LC? I don't know how to play anything beneficial to my team as they're rarely at all competent or even communicative in English.
>Mafia is a casual version of Squares and triangles
Why would anyone play this
Also you now remember all of those kind of custom maps in WC3
>there are people on /d2g/ right now watching this autistic mafia shit
>>152306227
worse pasta then le edgy
>you doubtin me? you doubtin me?
>hur say it! xd
>>152305924
Arc Warden literally isn't in real dota. It's astounding they cared to give him the changes back in 6.87 when it has no impact on serious games.
>>152307502
SC2 mafia is god tier
Someone was doing a Dota 2 version but dropped it
>>152307469
learn timbersaw
win
you dont even need items, just exp
Slacks played em
>>152307469
learn to stop relying on your team and thats how you know u got gud
why is BTS so obsessed with mafia? all they ever do is end up in an autistic rage yelling at each other
>>152307561
You have to change him to at least give the pretence that he's going to get balanced and put into CM
Does start to smell of him getting a techies treatment though.Or you don't and the fun never ends
>>152307552
It's the lyrics of a very popular 90s eurodance song, not a pasta.
Way to out yourself as a teenager. Can't say I'm surprised since this general is full of lelouchs, jarks, fueygos and other stupid kids.
it's TI all over again
>>152307741
Party game they can play with a small or big amount of people, no need to bring or set anything up. Considering most of them attend every international LAN, they have to find some way to kill time
>>152306557
One time on epicmafia I had a yakuza game where I was the doctor and one of the yakuza telepathically communicated with me on night 1 to do a doc+yak combo, but then the fucking shrink blocked me from getting converted.
>>152307741
sound like dota
why are u so obsessed with dota ?
>>152307841
>literal grandpa showing signs of dementia
the embodiment
of
dotard
senility
Guys, Techies is the Slark counter
>Ground-target lethal burst
>Ruin his ward detection by mining everywhere
>Also ruins his ult in general
>4 second stun
>Q mines detonate on invis
>>152307960
I rest my case
>mfw Misery tells me to shut the fuck up
What's the purpose of Medusa, the Gorgon /d2g/?
>>152308073
Yeah but then you have to pick Techies
>Starstorm Aghanim upgrade no longer releases a second meteor
wow valve way to not fix the problem
>>152308147
to get my dick hard with her warm snake pussy
who does this guy remind me of, d2g?
>>152308217
aghs is supposed to make her farm and be an aoe monster, they just eliminated a lot of the BetterLina aspect which is okay
mirana got fucking wrecked by wings anyway
>>152308241
Peter Crouch
>>152308227
fuck this guy beat me to it
>>152308241
oh yea, this guy.
>>152299014
2-4 months tops
dead game for awhile that ti is over
>>152306227
I'M BLUE AND I BELIBA BI DAI
>>152308178
There is nothing wrong with picking Techies.
>>152308241
>>152308309
Harry Kane
>>152308348
>>152308309
Based crouch
>>152308241
God damn, I thought pimpmuckl was jerax
>>152308309
based crouch will bring it home with his header again
>>152308435
ty fellow dusa lover heres a (you)
>>152308241
>>152308435
The shape of her head, size of her eye, and position of her snakes makes it seem like she has 1 eye.
>the mafia and only the mafia vote yes on a random vote
>no one reads into it at all and the town loses
>>152307041
arc warden has 60% winrate in 5k+ matches senpai
dont worry, scrubs will soon enough catch on and he will become invoker 2.0 where people are still shit but become half decent on one mechanically heavy hero and can only go 10-0-0 by 20 min or 2/7/2 by 15
andy salad is lamperkat
Anyone else hyped for WCA qualis?
I know I am.
God SHUT THE fuck UP pimp
Holy FFFFUCK why is he so obnoxious.
Also how has no one dropped shit on ODpixel
>>152309074
Isn't WCA the tournament that is always ran like shit and doesn't even pay out? Why would anyone even play for that
>>152309074
it's post-ti, the good teams are burned out
Ad Finem will win it
>>152309074
>WCA
I'm ready for another trainwreck.
>>152309074
>my boy synderen
>vega with fng
>Kaipi
yeah i'm hyped
>>152308971
Where is andy salad?
>>152309207
Well the top teams aren't, the teams who are bored like Liquid and Alliance will, and the tier 2/3 teams like the rest will
>AUSshiters
>>152304105
Sometimes shit gets buffed repeatedly but because no one plays that hero they sorta stack up.
What are you supposed to say when an acquaintance at work or college asks "what do you do in your spare time"?
>>152309448
"masturbate"
poor pablo i actually feel sorry for him
>>152309448
You do NOT mention videogames
at all
>>152309501
Go practice if you aren't gonna strim sing you piece of shit.
>>152309448
"I like to read books"
>>152309074
if liquid dont take this they will be heartbroken for monthsand bond together in hardship and friendship and work everyday untill their asses are sore and take ti7
screencap kthx
>>152309582
"Oh? What books?"
And then you're fucked. That's why you don't lie.
GODS and SLACKS are fucking owning.
>Mister mustard pants
>Godz cop claim again
Here we go boys.
>>152309669
But I actually do read books
>>152309448
"your mom":^)
>>152309448
why cant you say you play dota
>>152309669
man just say ez pretentious shit
even normie tier books like hobbit /lotr will do
C O P
C O P
>Godz with the cop claim again
M A D M A N
>>152309728
It's fucking autistic.
>>152289518
I remember playing against the whole LGD team when Sylar was there
This was when there was no china server yet so they would all queue in SEA
>>152305650
Storm isn't even as bad as he was during his actual FOTM patch.
I wasn't here during TI, what did I miss?
>>152309314
right here baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwt6nH6Mtw
>>152309913
what if the guy asking plays dota
>>152309728
It's a troll new friend don't respond.
>>152309983
The holograms.
>>152309913
no problem , tell them you were on facebook or watching tv.
>>152309913
video games are mainstream as fuck now, especially ASSFAGGOTS. as long as you aren't admitting to playing weeb shit or anything like that, nobody is going to care
>>152309983
Can you see the holograms?
>Slacks carries town to 2 victories out the 3 he was in
>carries mafia to it's first victory at the lan by acting like a dumb cuck
kek He's going to get night one killed/lunched every match from now on.
>>152309521
>being a fucciboi who cares what others think
lol
SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN
Is enchantress a counter to weaver? Weaver doesn't build attack speed and his attack point is so crappy she can literally walk out of range before he lets an attack off.
hey guys i leave a trail so you can find whos the real cop is
C.O.P
i-is funnek going to be okay?
he's been like this on twitter for days
i feel like he's having a complete mental break down but I can't read cyka
>>152310453
Enchant can't kill weaver without a bunch of farm and can't shut him down.
How do we fix him?
>>152310527
he's lost it by now
BELIEVE THIS GUY
>its a "everyone is talking at the same time and no progress is being made" episode
hahaha he's playing them like a damn fiddle
>>152310280
don't forget he carried DC to a 2nd place at TI6
dota 2
defense of the ancients 2
>>152308901
fixed it for you
>>152310623
plague aura increased to 500
haha boom fixed
COOL CALM AND CHOKING
>>152310852
eyes are NOT for sexing
>funnik shittalking seized on twitter
Do unsuccessful attacks trigger counter helix?
As in, if you had evasion.
>>152310852
Thanks mate, that's an improvement.
Which INT STR AGI heroes are the most powerful?
IMO it's clearly Ogre Magi, Earthshaker, and Faceless Void
when did town last throw?
>>152310919
The CS:GO player? Why because he plays for na'vi?
GOD DAMN IT MAUT
MAUTISM
there is no way pimp is playing again
>>152310653
I thought people watched this shit to see people argue, not for actual 'gameplay'
>>152310979
try checking the wiki before asking a question
MAUTISM
goddamit maut
>>152310852
>I didn't see the slit at first
>slacks high fiving maut after he single handedly loses town the game
is he finally our guy???
>>152310919
>Funnik reduced to boosting people's MMR for money
RIP
MAAAAAAUT
>GoDz moving in for that high five
>Maut gives it to him
Maut...
>>152310852
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>>152311043
>markeloff: "wtf is wrong with funnik?"
>seized: "weed"
>funnik: "Weed? Ok champ, go win a major you fuck"
YOU DOWN WITH C O P
YEAH YOU KNOW ME
>>152311035
io
ursa
windrunner
I was busy during and had to miss the first two games.
I just want to see Swindlezz play a full game guys. Please don't fucking kill him next time.
>>152311293
There's already enough autism with maut tho
>>152311293
I think it's like a meme at this point to kill off one of the new players every round because this shit happens everytime they play mafia anywhere.
>>152311293
I am looking forward to that game because itll be funny to watch Swindlezz go off.
PLAYED LIKE A FUCKING FIDDLE
Why do you guys keep bullying Maut? I think he's a bretty cool guy.
F
>>152310852
Why is her pussy so high up the body??
WHY do they keep buffing the movespeed of every hero to ridiculous levels? soon half the hero pool will have fucking 400 base movespeed, and i don't know about you faggots but i don't think bat reduction should be handed out like candy
>Disruption illusion damage taken increased from 150% to 200%
this is not nearly enough
>demon out of tnc
I knew the lost prodigy of NA would return home.
>>152311592
I can see myself fucking punching this retard if I ever had to deal with him and his shitty voice.
>>152311620
Boots are toxic, they cost an item slot. For real though, that's actually a legit buff, lesh's ult doens't work if you're not in range, it's not some dogshit like the SF ms buff.
>>152311669
Jimmy actually finished higher than OG and Secret what a fucking TI
>>152311515
because he ruined my ti6 viewer experience by casting
>>152311620
>literally just a +5 move speed increase
>ridiculous levels
>a .1 bat reduction to a hero that never gets picked
>being handed out like candy
o-k
>>152311515
he's so pathetic and self-loathing it's embarassing
>>152311620
>its okay for Luna and Leshrac, 2 heroes who want to chase you down, to have 325 movespeed
>BUT OH FUCKING NO SHADOW SHAMAN CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN 285 FUCK YOU FOR THINKING OF SUCH THINGS
ICEFROOOOG
>>152311592
>be American
>have thin skin
Really makes you think...
>thinkn bout lunar facts...
>>152311728
>For real though, that's actually a legit buff, lesh's ult doens't work if you're not in range, it's not some dogshit like the SF ms buff.
by that logic the SF buff is good too, because raze only works if you're in range, and his autoattacks only work if you're in range
>>152311610
what are you talking about even
all i see is eyes
>>152311620
hahaha because us true gaymers only see good buffs through +- damage right?
me too i luv riot
Does Greg have deformed feet or something? Why is he always the only one wearing shoes?
>>152311669
>QO free agent
>Jimmy free agent
>Mike free agent
>H0neylans almost certainly going to get kicked or abandoned
>Meme team approaching
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152311763
>multiple heroes have gotten bat decreases and increases in the past few patches
>leshrac used to have 300 movespeed, then he used to have 315 until the last two or three patches
>this goes for most other heroes that have 335 movespeed too
somebody pls send funnek some help
he's losing it
>>152311992
>being this fucking mad that Godz outplayed you
>>152311839
no the sf buff was the help his early game smoke vulnerability
>>152312031
>>152311992
what happened?
>>152311992
You can tell the mautism jokes really get to him.
>tfw to smart for dota
anyone else?
I trust one of you fuckers is doing a mock-up with all the shit that happened with funnik today, tweets and everything.
>>152312002
You would need all of EG to leave PPD to finish it though. There's no way they're dropping their posterboy.
>>152311992
He is retarded Jesus christ
SWINDLEZZ MAFIA
>>152312147
>jokes
I legit feel like he's the dumbest dude in any room he ever walked in.
>Slacks town
>>152312031
>people will just have to ignore and deal gently with a mentally unstable former pro
awkward
>>152312309
Io have a regen rune or what
>>152312441
hes got like 4000 max hp
>>152312441
nvm heart judging by hp
>>152312309
>Febby_and_Forev.webm
ARTEEZY IS STREAMING
jajajajaj pensas que sabes jugar al dota?
tomatela gato
jajajjaaj
wena choro
jajaj
>>152312694
>Get put into LP even though you didn't abandon any games
>Literally and actually sent to LP for being an English speaking player on US servers
So how long do I need to smurf for before the LP gets forgotten about on my main account? I've seen anywhere from 3-6 months for Dota to reset it to 0
>>152310852
snek cloaca
>>152312309
>>152312629
how do people get that much farm on wisp lol
hes got no farming skill
>>152312694
liar
>>152312694
i can't fucking watch panda.tv without it buffering to hell and back
why the FUCK are they still using panda.tv if secret is disbanding FUCK
>>152312907
>hes got no farming skill
bruh
Serious question why the fuck is Blur there? He's literally the smash version of Slacks
>>152313058
why the fuck wouldnt you want more memes?
>this Blitz blog
top lel, he wrote 10k words about how exciting it was to be a coach for Liquid and them winning a major, when in fact all he did was :
>h-hey guys i watched the last 80 replays of team X and they usually place their first ward here
>>we know blitz, now fuck off
>o-ok team, keep it up your doing great
>>152289323
Latest patch in op is about a month out of date. We're on 88c now.
>>152312694
>watching someone who came in last place
literally why?
First 1 decides avatar
First 2 decides name (max15 characters)
3-9 decides facts
First 0 is a 2k scrub
God FUCK PandaTV, buffering piece of shit.
Envy will surely play with Bone7 again.
Who are the other 3 players?
Where is Nahaz?
>>152312907
spirits deal 1500 aoe damage to creeps per cast
Arc Warden is literally unplayable after the nerf (Midas now completely useless on him)
>>152313725
Does Arteezy not count as a person that EE likes?
Aren't they supposed to be best friends?
>>152314285
>>152314285
midas gives 2x the gold instead of ~2.5x the gold
>1437 leaves Team Secret
All that dicksucking for nothing
>>152314287
>EE says something
>/d2g/ expects it to make sense
kek
>>152314285
True, I'm surprised about how OK is everyone about zet being put into the trashcan so prematurely. I see that pubbers can't deal with his splitpush because they're fucking dogshit but he needs a buff.
>>152314285
is that why his winrate is 60% in 5k plus?
who knows what it is in 6k and above
>>152314196
A bar. Wondering why he thought it was a good idea to piss away his career for "esports" where faggots like slacks get popular while sniffing their own farts.
Not that nahaz isn't a bitch, but for different reasons.
>>152314285
plz buff osfrog
is it just me or does group of mafia players suck? alot of literal whos and seems like half the people don't even want to be there
>>152314202
>6.88c
Where the fuck are the Doom buffs
Can someone give me a real tl;dr translation of funnik's episode?
>funn1k becoming dota alex jones
Did something happen? Didn't know Funn1k even had beef with anyone/anything
>>152313725
Fucking laffo
>Puppey: Hey EE, come build your dream team, you can use my name to recruit people
>EE: Fuck yeah, this gonna be good
>EE: This place sucks, I'm gonna go play with my friends
>buff every hero
>buff runes
>buff blink
>buff passive gold
>suddendly the game is HotS with DotA heroes
OH WOW
WHO WOULD'VE SEEN IT COMING
I MEAN
THERE'S NO WAY
THANK YOU ICEFREG
REALLY, THANK YOU
I LOVE THE CURRENT STATE OF THIS GAME.
>>152314287
Maybe they will still play together, EE will play mid now so RTZ can be the carry
>>152314285
>>152314448
But before the nerf he was shit too
he only became good when people started massing rapiers on him and getting the ult to rekt towers
Also fun fact if you are WK and you have aghs you can TP back to base while the ult form is up and you will drop the rapier on the fountain every time
Has any game been "perfectly balanced" for years on end? Or is balance something that can change due to different tactics popping up, therefore being stuck in an endless loop?
>>152314452
Esports isn't Nahaz's career you dumb ass.
His career is a Statistics Professor.
The salary for a professor is like $130,000 a year.
This shit is just a side gig for him.
Nahaz is better than you at all aspects of life.
>>152314287
1.RTZ
2.EE
3.Cr1t/Zai
4.PLD
5.SVG
>>152314571
Dream team doesn't necessarily mean people he enjoys playing with.
>>152314591
it became heroes since memeback
>>152314684
>adjunct
>130k/year
LOL
>>152314645
Dota hasn't been close to being balanced ever after 6.81.
Valve just copied blizzard, they rotate underpowered/overpowered shit in seasons to keep the game """"'fresh""""" while doing the least amount of work possible
but in the end no one has fun and its shit
>>152314694
Pieliedie is the best 5 out there, he won't play 4.
Envy likes to ply with Bone7 so he's probably gonna be the offlaner.
>>152314645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e31OSVZF77w
buttdevastate dotards will not watch thisits true for dota aspect
>>152296659
>* Rupture damage increased from 26/42/60% to 30/45/60%
>* Leshrac's movement speed increased from 320 to 325
>* Living Armor regeneration bonus increased from 4/7/10/13 to 4/8/12/16
Literally what's the fucking point
>>152314798
>extra credits
lmaoing at ur life
>>152314721
But he also has nobody to blame but himself for putting that team together.
>>152314448
>
>>152314632
>>152314632
still get DOUBLE MIDAS on arc wardne
how is that bad??
lone druid has to pay twice as much to get that
>>152314892
Puppey is the one who put everyone together, EE at most helped Puppey.
>>152314878
oh shit nigger
thats the first result
.....oh wait thats the uploader btw
>>152314791
>he thinks rotating skills/strengths/weakness started with 6.81
How fucking new are you? This has been common since wc3, sperglet. Hots didn't pioneer it, nor league. Stop being retarded.
>you have to make progressively leaner patches in an attempt to make everything balanced
>you can't rotate heroes without maintaining balance
>>152314645
Brood War
>>152297693
She's a viable jungler
>>152314978
EE was the one who put the team together, he went on record saying the only one Puppey brought on was EE himself.
>>152303871
He needs farm like omni does, but has way less utility than him.
Treant basically is a badomni if it wasn't for his ult