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ПO ФAКTУ

EH YOU WANT A WALRUS PUNCH IN REAL LIFE?

0/7 FEEDER AT TI.

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>JUST

What went wrong?

"You all are losers and fags and I am the 1%"(Probably adresses his haters). "I got fed up with your shit for these 2 years, now I am gonna feed you back". Now he went to smoke and "calm down" and and will continue after.

Edit 1: "I don't care about CIS. I am interested only in 3 people in CIS, who I think could win something sometime: FNG,Silent, and one more person" He also continues to call 99% of people in the CIS "autistic" and claims he is the 1%. "Dendi, XBOCT,Puppey,Kuro etc"-gives a list of people who he respects.

Edit 2: Shits on Artstyle.Says he is a "rat" and "rides on other's back",calls him a "parasite" and that if he dares to come up to him in real life he will fuck him up

Edit 3: "When I dragged him out of dirt, he just went to restaraunts and drank vodka, even though I asked him "Vanya, please let's play dota""

Edit 4: "When I asked Artstyle why you did nothing, he said to me "Why did you go 0-7 on Tusk at TI?" What?You ruined my life and talk about Tusk?? I will show a Walrus Punch!.I told you don't ever try to come up and talk to me again.".

Edit 5: "I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong.But you all are weak, so stay weak.Bye"

Edit 6: Basically, all CIS personalities and players are mocking him on twitter right now.Iceberg:"Why did you delete me from friends though?Is it because I am not the 1%?"

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you will never see him smile ever again

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>Artstyle is a filthy kike parasite

shut up funnek

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operator Funn1k, which 99%er autist jew should be the first to go?

shut teh fuck up funnik

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Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?

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Be honest senpaitachi, do anyone of you miss this?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AcXKencea5iiVV9CNnejNCbaiXRoho5VEIeWlXNfidU/edit?pli=1#gid=0

I do

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>>152260227
>tfw still remember shitting my pants when funn1k killed ferrari's weaver 1v1 as a dark seer TWICE during the alienware cup
Man I used to be such a big fan of him jesus fuck

The story about Artstyle calling him a 'lying rat', weak, self confident man who 'in fact' can't do anything without the others

Describing him as back scratcher who betrayed him after Funn1k pulled him out of the swamp.

He also said that all current NaVi team are 'weak girls who won't win anything serious'.

Also, there's only 1% of 'good players' calling them 'Gods of DotA' (himself, xiao8, ppd, loda, puppey, kuroky, s4). The others 99% are 'autists, babies, girls and idiots'. 'I will never play in CIS again'.

I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong.But you all are weak, so stay weak.Bye

Basically, all CIS personalities and players are mocking him on twitter right now.Iceberg:"Why did you delete me from friends though?Is it because I am not the 1%?

>>152260225
> I will show a Walrus Punch!.I told you don't ever try to come up and talk to me again.".

HE NAMED THE JEW

>>152260225

AUTISTS BTFO

>>152260325
Shut your mouth you fucking 99% autist.

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>>152260134
shut the fuck up funnek

don't talk to me or my tusk ever again

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>>152260347
>loda

Umm, dotards?

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Who is mass shooting at TI first, Fluff or Funn1k?

>>152260325
bad time to bait, there's currently stuff going on

WHO /1%/ HERE?

>>152260409
who dat

>all those ridicule from his teammates
>shut up funnek..shutup FUNNEK
>he finally explode

you couldve stop this dotards

>LUNAR FACTS
I am crying myself, this stream was too fucking funny.

Who the fuck comes up with 'LUNAR FACTS' I mean jesus fucking christ god i'm in tears

>>152260541
shut up anon

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shut up funnek

bottom bitch what do you even know about being a president

delusional offlane little faggot

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>you will never walrus punch all the 99% autist niggers that try to fuck with you

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>>152260541
All you had to do was hug him...

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>>152260341
;_;

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>>152260482
stuff like dotards being buttdevastated?

The guy who win the most os funn1k insanity its lightofheaven, he streams now and all audience after funn1k stream goes to loh stream and he analyze his speech.

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who 99% autist here

>>152260630
>put funnek to the bottom of hierarchy
>funnik respect puppey

man puppey must be really scary

"I will crush you in real life Artstyle, you are a fucking dog"

-funnek

>>152260656
Goddamn .

I mean really.

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reminder even this guy could change from autistic 99%er to the true 1% Boss because hes strong

whats your excuse?

I had a long break after TI3.

What's the origin of that "shut up funnik" that everyone keep talking about?

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OFFLANE NIGGER

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>>152260746
1% checking in

>>152260746
You're a fucking Tuskarr.

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FUCKING WHITE MALE


UDAHDJASHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Russian dotards is he aware of the chloe comparison?

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>>152260724
just keep posting Ahris, nigger

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>>152260841
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GUY.

SWEDEN PLEASE.

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>>152260842
You tell me.

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>>152260841
>swedish caster

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You are 1% if you have 6000 mmr!

Yatta!

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>>152260841

SWEDEN

YES

>>152260515
funnek

>>152260841
is this guy satire, i cant tell

RTZ CONFIRMED AUTIST AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>152260983
You're not DOTA boss desu senpai.

I burned out,
and will not burn more
for a stone with a soul he fell.

It remains to establish their business, one way or another.

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>>152260996

>loda's hair

why doesn't that fag just shave it

>>152260983
Almost there!! #hardwork #dedication #mirana

o shit, arteezy confirmed for 99% autistic fag

>>152260974

it's even sadder if you can remember that this guy was once a world-class player in doter

>>152261053
no he swedish

>Don't speak slav
>Missed the stream
>All the info I can get from it is reddit shit with people just trying to start shit instead of actually translating what he was saying

;_;

>>152260841
>sweden

well of course

Kim PapaDrayich
@dotadrayich
@GBCasts Well it matters since you are the top of the pyramid. Let the people who are facing rasism, sexism, or harassments bcos their >>
Kim PapaDrayich @dotadrayich 9s9 seconds ago
@GBCasts sexuality is 'wrong' do the talking

>>152261127
>>152261056
? who said that

>Dota boss.
>Lunar facts.
>Straight up.

Fresh dispatch of quality memes

Thank you Gleb

>>152261115
what's kelly eating in that gif?

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>>152260841
FUCKING SWEDES THEY JUST NEVER STOP

>>152261190
>it matters since you are the top of the pyramid
grandgrant works at walmart he's not on the top of any pyramid

>>152260983
Nice try, kikestyle.

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>>152261129
world-class support cuck

wtf i hate artstyle now

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>IT JUST KEEP ME ON GIVING

FUCKING SWEDEN
HAHAHAHAH

there is no point in taking early game nukers when your team is too retarded to use advantage you have and push
am i correct or what

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>>152260841
Why are liberals and sjws the most close minded and hateful people on the internet?

we need to just nuke sweden

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>>152261125
>greater than 50% pick rate above 5k mmr
i dont want to climb ranked anymore friends

>>152260474

google "alpha cuck" and you'll get it

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>>152261115
>>152260996
This. I literally don't get it. It's okay to have attachments to your hair, but not when there's none of it left. Loda is a good looking guy and he'd look absolutely fine bald, why making a clown out of yourself with these stupid ass monster snapbacks?

>DUR ONLY DENDI LODA KURO ARE GOOD GUYS BECAUSE THEY PROVED THEMSELVES

>Might makes right mentality
Stay slav

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Kelly and loda are cuute!! Cuute!!!

>>152260841
"I fucking hate that swede"

- Me not a white male

>>152261372
you are super wrong
there is no such thing as "early game nuker"
if you do pick heroes like skywrath that shit on lanes it means you should win them, not that you should push or anything

>>152261184
he didn't said anything interesting anyway
the only things worth of notice is how he hates artstyle with passion and how he respects ppd, xiao8, s4, dendi and everyone else who achieved good results in dota
everything else is mostly gibberish and shit-tier philosophy

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>152260841
fucking swedes man

whats wrong with their cucked up brains

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>funnek told the truth to someone bigger that beat him up before the stream
who was it?

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>>152260841
Who was in the wrong here?

>>152261553
He came out of the closet to his dad. Homo is still a big nono to slavs.

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Goblak punched funn1k

mafia lan starts in an hour fellow dotards

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>>152261486
a challenger appeasrs!

>>152261628

SKDJBHA ASHVBD JASHVBDJ HDVFK ;JSDBGO;DJAB;GJKSDK ;DJBH KJDBH;DJLFB

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>>152261681
>>152261486
but wait, theres more!

>>152260347
What's CIS?

>>152261273
HE IS A FUCKING WHITE MALE

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>>152261548
>>152260841
>>152260996

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>>152261681
>kelly managed to give yellow monkey fever to pretty much everyone in alliance
>only akke stood true to his faithful nordic bride
this data pretty much confirms that every 1/5 swedes aren't cucks

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>>152261681

>>152261860
Commonwealth of Independent States

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Have the scars healed?

>>152260225
>I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong

My fucking sides

>>152260656
I feel bad for him every time I see this

>>152261860
Ex Soviet Union countries

>>152261889
bulldog said in his ask.fm that he's going to get married and have white children so let's bump that up to 2/5

>>152261492
Post nipples to prove you aren't white

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>>152261889
what about sheever and bulldog

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>>152260841
>he just started streaming

>>152261951
DELUSIONAL

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>>152261830
>>152261681
>>152261486
they must like eachother alot ;^)

>>152262062
is his tongue twisted vertical
is that even possible
is he part snek?

>0 interest to have kids.
>0 interest to have a family.
who /dead inside/ here

27 years and that ship has sailed for me.

>>152262126
I can turn it clockwise vertically, but I can't do it ccw.

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>>152261486

who /99%/ here?

>>152261942
>>152261986
Thank you.

Link to funnek butthurt?

>>152262203
you have all the time in the world to knock some bitch up
why the rush? the world is heading for another financial collapse/war anyway, so just sit back, relax and make some dough

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Twitch, Twitter and Dota ban WHEN?

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He was a happy guy

>>152262217
don't post pictures of me or my girlfriend's daughter ever again

>>152262203
I don't think not wanting to have kids or chaining yourself up to someone forever equals being dead inside, my man.

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so where are they gonna stream this mafia LAN and is nahaz invited?

>>152262203
People just like different things, i want to have a family and have kids. Since i was a kid i wanted those things. Some people develop those feels. Raising kids and a family requires work but if you done it good, you can avoid problems that people always have. Just find the information from people, the internet and your own observations.

>a single reason to buy PS4 is no more

Will we get Nier Automata announcer, doturds?!

>Troll is a berserker and smashes people with axe.
>Bash damage is magical

DOTARDS??

>>152262556
you can check their website at thetown.gg

>>152262443
funnek did nothing wrong

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tfw soon going to be 1% boss

>>152262556
how is it possible that nobody has ever told her she looks like a fucking monkey? Maybe if someone told her she would finally kill herself

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>>152262596
I have not once in my life wanted either of those two things while all around me friends are starting to have families and 'settle down'.

just feels weird I guess.

Mp left MVP http://www.dota2.com/majorsregistration/list

>>152262631
>Whirling Axes are also magical.

DOTARDS?

>>152262406
how does he get away with this clearly anti semitic cartoon for his profile picture ?

>>152262709
>Fotm shit picker
c´mon man. You wont be able to abuse cancer at internatinal

>>152262750
hes a strong 1% boss not a autistic kid

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>>152262746
So they're just called V now?

>>152262720
no one wants to mess with Loda!

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>>152262681
LUL!! Nahaz BTFO!!!
also swindlz & grant & eosin gonna be there

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Hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is Kelly Milkies Real? Hahahaha bitch just make a plastic surgery just take money from your bald man haha

>>152262681
>nahaz isn't invited
he's really been shunned
what the fuck did he do, it can't all have been because he lost control in that one mafia game

>>152262846
But Waga does this and he's going to go pro now!

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>>152262631
>>152262748
>he doesnt know that axe's handle is made of magic wand

kys

>>152263095
It's ok, Grandpa Nahaz. They'll forget about it, eventually.

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>>152263061
>that perfect amount of DFC and thicc
how are asians so perfect

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>>152262681
Is it legal to call yourself doctor even though you're not actually a physician
surely it's a bit pathetic at least

>>152263259
refer urself my man

>>152263061
isnt she a bit fat for being a korea slut?
also
>obvious spats
what a boner killer

>>152262602
Was that the game that looked like a horrible crossover of Souls and Witcher?

Why'd you want that

>>152263061
How much money has loda left even with all the traveling and shit she does?

Didn't bulldog post that the swedish government pretty much cucked them of any TI3 winnings after taking like 30% for taxes while they also had to split it with managers/other organisation members.

>>152262681
>asa butterfly
what the fuck

>>152263281
if you do a doctorate in whatever you can always call yourself a doctor

>>152263435
Look at his twitter, he's a huge Dota fan.

>>152263401
>30% for taxes
it was close to 50% that now belongs to the "refugees"

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>>152263343
>isnt she a bit fat for being a korea slut?
It's Queen Choa for you, she's fucking perfect. She was pretty thin back then and now she's thicc.

>spats
>what a boner killer

???????????

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>>152263170
what the shinky dinky doo is this shit

>>152263281
lol what

>>152263281
She was attacking Durka with the Swede earlier btw

how do you play 9 hours a day of mafia for an entire weekend

>>152263281
As long as you also state in the same information that you are a physical therapist it's legally fine. It's just looked down upon by non-DPT's due to degree inflation.

>>152263571
she's surprisingly far less unappealing compared to the other korea sluts.

>>152263170
I'm just pointing things out, he's a trash hero anyway

>>152263487
yea you're right i realize
but that stethoscope tho!

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Thoughts?

>>152263435
>>152263519
Holy shit, that's the kid from "The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas"

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>>152263170

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>>152263857
>higher than 99% of players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkraKvc1i0

>HoN gets awesome skins because they don't give a shit about "muh silhouettes"

Dotards???????????????

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>>152263170
>valve reusing assets becuase they are allergic to work

BASED VALVE LE LORD GABEN LE SAVIOR OF LE PC GAMING LE

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>>152264073
>HoN
>Literally had a final in a school gymnasium
hontrash?

>>152264073
>Awesome

Dumb /a/utist

>>152261408
Mirana is the new invoker

>>152264073
Disgusting.

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Fun fact: Navi's CEO nickname is Zero.

eta for town lads?

>>152264597
i think it was 10:30am PDT... or you can go to thetown.gg

based funn1k
BETA UPRISING NOW

>>152262745
Is a good experience, you should spend some time thinking about it, having company is nice and raising a little person is good there are always problems, like everything in life. Also chosee the correct person to do it, since not all the girls are made to have a family.

>>152264586
how is that fun

>>152263978
I don't know what that has to do with the post you replied to, but fuck I have a weird infatuation with that fictional character in a youtube video.

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who the fuck is Eric Barge

also post yours

>>152264732
>tfw you want a kid but don't want to pass on your shitty genes
>tfw you spent to much time on /pol/ and don't want to be a cuck and adopt one

>>152264868
alliance manager apparently

Could someone link Eternal Autists MAL? They told me he has shit taste and I want to make sure.

>>152264868
https://twitter.com/erikbarge

>>152264868
>Eric Barge
https://twitter.com/erikbarge

kek

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what went wrong?

>>152264928
>Not going to China to create a genetically sound kid based on your genes

>>152265072
Judging by the picture sleeping went wrong or were skipped totally.

Is that Funnik? Is he okay?

>>152265023
MAL?

>>152260841
>two people I hate in an """""argument"""""

what the fuck does lunar facts even mean?
as in non-existing, made-up? does he know something we don't?

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>>152264725
>BETA UPRISING NOW

It's always amusing to see a beta faggot like Funnek and his rant. A foolish beta will end up getting nothing from it and the others will see him as an awkward retard. Pretty pathetic because his early career in Empire/Navi wasn't bad and now he's a delusional little faggot.

>>152264928
m8

women with kids have lowere standards becuase they know guys hate that shit meaning you can get yourself a REAL cutie with free kids that you want anyway

i bet that funn1k is commiting suicide in like a week or two max.

seriously.

>>152264928
>tfw you have good genes
>tfw sometimes is like a lotto and you dont always get what you want

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>>152264230
>>152263170
Base valve

>>152265181
>Being this much of a newfag

>>152265072
LINK PLEASE FFS

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>>152265072
He is gonna make Ukraine great again and remove captain chocolate and his hohol buttbuddies.

>tfw 99%

>>152265319
https://www.twitch dot tv/funn1k/v/84488590

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>>152265316

>>152265267
>hey man it was nothing personal

>suggesting anyone from OG is even slightly thinking about Demon when they think about their defeat at TI
>he thinks they have a grudge with him
literally lel
he's faking the nice guy act but deep down heìs still as self-centered as ever

>>152265072
holy shit new member to Fluff's death squad

>>152265452
But isn't this actually clever?

>1% of you is alright, don't play in CIS dota in the coming days

>>152265640
shut the fuck up

>>152263281
I would that doctor

>>152265316
more like being this little of a weeb

>>152265316
You are the biggest fucking homo to ever walk the plains of the earth. Die you piece of shit, let a mountain of sand and cat shit fall directly onto your ugly big dense head until you are unconscious. It is clear to me and my colleagues on /vg/ that you are, in fact, a retard in the lowest sense of the word.

Monkey King is absolutely nuts and Gaben is about to turn him up to 11. Fuck you, fuck you, just shut the fuck up, fuck you, you bloody fat slimy fuck. I am on my way to your house as I type this weaving in and out of both lanes of traffic so I can reach your home in record time so I can drop my gym shorts and plow your fat ugly birth mother until she claims that I am your father and your older brother. Once I become your father, you will listen to what I have to say or I will beat the snot out of your skull with a line of metal chain wrapped in barbed wire, Jackie Chan style. Apologize, right now, for your rancid and miscarriaged opinion of sieges in the critically acclaimed design of Dota 2 or I will shove my dick into your mouth until semen leaks out of your nose you dirty whore idiot bitch

>>152260481
kek, why do I like this meme so much?

>>152265398
Isn't there a first world language option?

Funn1k will be dead in a couple days ;_;

>>152265975
it's just came out, you have to wait for the official dub

are we ready to watch our guy swindle melon zz in the mafia lan?

maybe it will be his first lan victory

How guilty will Funn1k feel when he wakes up next morning?

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>>152265882
>Defends valve
>has homosexual fantasies
Who would have thought

literally valvefaggot

This team will destroy every lans:
1. ee
2. korok
3. funn1k
4. ixmike
5. fluffnstuff

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>puppey the president
>funnek the 1% boss

the memes jsut keep coming

>>152266346
if he wakes up

>>152265975
No, but I can give you the summary:
>artstyle is superjew
>lunar facts whatever the fact that means
>"i'm in 1% everyone else is an autist"
>"cis dotards are autists living in their autist worlds"
>"ppd, loda, puppey, kuroky are the best"
>"i'm gonna win"

>you lived long enough to see Funn1k kill himself and his career

XBOCT next? NaVi 2013-2014 is dying. Watch Puppey be the last one to get BTFO'd

His wife not answering to popular cis ppl in the scene. Some fun theory is funnik get cucked by artstyle and his wife goes to him. Good wife should prevent that shit to happen. funnik goes on career suicide and wife is nowhere to find.

Reminder that chinks cheated.

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>>152266365
You were triggered by the most obvious copypaste I've seen today

>>152266708
what if he's debating with himself.
what if you are also yourself
what if

what if

ASH JUST LOSE ANOTHER FUCKING LEAGUE AND WINGS WHO 0-2 VS TNC JUST BECOME CHAMPS

FUCK YOU W33

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>>152266576
you know... ends can be beginnings

>>152266708
um no, i used it as an excuse to call you homosexual and to post anti valve shit

its your loss desu

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>sheever and odpixel

they're not even trying to hide it anymore

>>152266294
I feel like he'll either just be quiet all the time, or every game he'll blow up more than Nahaz has ever done. Don't think there's a middle ground for him.

What was Erik Johnson saying to them?

https://youtu.be/YqxNBz6eorU?t=10m40s

>>152266936
I feel like ODpixel could do better.

>>152266936
they were cropped from literally the same picture, mate

>>152266385
>TI7
>Barely secure a wildcard qualifier spot
>Korok gives funn1k another black eye
>Fluff kills every other team leaving them with a default win

Genius

>>152267016
>Don't forget the deal in the finals

>>152266936
Godz is clearly in love with her too

>>152267016
>Gents, we DON'T want to support Chinese economy. Give crowd a good show, but win. Please.

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>>152266936
Why misery is always so angry?

>>152267230
why do cucks always fall to what's inside a box when you could just get someone absolutely better outside of it.

>>152267382
Testosterone fueling his rage
That's how he has model girlfriend

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>>152266385
I can see it working. Whos the captain?

>>152266936
Didn't you watch them cast open quals?
They haven't been hiding it to begin with.

>>152267382
you can see how moo is uneasy in that situation, he's going to cry after misery's burst

>Tubby not even invited to The Town

Man, looks like BTS crew are really mad he got TI finals AGAIN.

>>152266530
Thanks anon

>>152267651
I wanna punch EE in the face.

>>152267382
it is called passion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9wRJQjRVOA

>>152266936
not possible cuz shiva is taller than owen

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>>152267850
>passion in 2016

>>152267905
He's taller. I remember seen a picture from TI6 where they were walking down the street

>>152267905
sheever is only 187cm its not even fucking tall stop this meme you retards

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>>152264868

>>152267989
dumb animeshitter

What's the secret to tilting your opponent?

>>152268182
dota psychology and aktivating moon runes

EVERY DAY LMAO

>>152267382
this is really problematic

you should only be feeling the accepted set of emotions

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I thought Mafia referred to the ACTUAL MAFIA VIDEO GAME. What the FUCK is this autistic shit?

>>152267850
You now remember Ti3 korean casters from that dk iG shitfest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G9O9j0DSII

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SLUTERINA

big deal in the back

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Can someone explain funn1k 0-7 tusk

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>suck PPD's dick
>get invited to dota people events

reminds me off that Dave Chapelle bit

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Post your confession anon.
I'll start, I play LoL when I'm too lazy to play DotA.

>>152268796
BETWEEN THE PLANES

>>152268081
>187
>not tall for a woman

cant see if serious or retard

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>>152265270
>literally my wife's son
LMFAO how much more cuck can you get?

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>>152268780
>link gets posted on /v/
>people start flood the stream
>they start talking in engrish while yelling "CHINESE DOTA IS A SHIT"
good times

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>>152269050
soe?

>>152269183
I don't give a fuck

>>152267382

He's still in the process of losing his hair

>>152269323

I didn't jack it to this set

>>152268796
>w33 knocked ppd out of Ti and is now banging his smoking hot gf

based

ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

>Be shit
>Still win

Um, dotards?
expain this shit

>>152269050
holy fuck it's true

>>152269250
There was one Chinese tournament when somehow spectators got into the chat of the game that was going , i think it was newbee vs navi

They starting spamming all sort of shit like free the Tibet and Taiwan anti ziory comments and other stuff

are we mafia general now ?

>Charlie instantly gets a maf

What a god

>>152269539
1) late game uphill
2) you weren't integral to the team
3) enemy team was worse

>Play ranked
>Our team drafts like braindead autists
>Enter Game
>"Connection errors have been detected and this game will not be scored, it's safe to leave
Oh thank you, merciful lord

do we have any confirmed roster changes ?

are DC disbanding ?

>>152269989
That matters:
DJ out
Funn1k going nuclear

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Slotherina is such a semen demon

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>>152269510
>gypsy picks up sloppy seconds
more news at 11

>>152269984
same here, just got out of a match where Bloodcyka was having a field day with CM and Drow and Drow DC'd to abandon

>>152270068
>fnatic matters
>funn1k matters

u wat senpai

>pick support
>keep feeding just to ward
>manage to win even though you weren't THAT impactful in the game
>people tell others to commend you like they do
wew

when is the next esport?

>asa butterfield

shouldnt this kid be fucking hookers and doing blow like the rest of young hollywood

>>152270513
October

>this garbage audio
rofl.

>>152270513
Majors probably

>>152270097
Didn't she do porn? I think PPD dated her and I remember one of his exes went into porn.

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can they just have a close-up shot on slotherina for the entire game, ty

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This quest is without a doubt the hardest one of all.

Not only do you have to win with Leshrac. You have to fucking rek shit.

You can't do that if there are:
Stealth heroes
Initiation/Gapclosers
No

who's the twink

whos the fucking beta next to swindlez
holy shit

what the fuck , is that the kid from Ender's game

>>152270785
>16k damage total for you to steal 4k HP from enemy.
>as a core Leshrac
wev lad, against heroes like titan (fucks up stat builds), riki (fucks up spell casters) etc. that are popular?

thats gonna be rough if you are at any decent MMR

>>152270830
>>152270884
some british actor

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>>152270785
I didn't have patience to three star either that one or the wind ginger quest...which is funny, because I already three stared the rest.
It doesn't help that the set I'm using looks better with brown leather than it does with the unlockable style.

wait what are we watching?

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>Americans are the only ones who wear gay as fuck white socks.
UH AMERITARDS?

>>152270992
the other guy

>tfw no artour babaev stream

why is god punishing me ?

>free courier at start + upgrades automatically at 3min
>wards now cost 15 shekels and destroying them gives you 200 gold each
>sentries can't no longer be bought, but supports get 2 of em every 2min
>tp scrolls are now free
r8

>>152271054
say that to Cap's face and he'll bash your face in after he's finished bashing in that pussy next to him

>>152270785
just sit at enemy fountain noob

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You know he wants the d

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>>152271197
sloth is a straight 0/10.

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why does he sit like that

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>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who UNIRONICLY play the game

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>152271194
a game like that is already out, it's called League of Faggots, go play that instead

>>152271062
oh
CCnC

>>152271284
he's next to a qt girl he's just a bit uncomfortable

>>152269507
Then you aren't gonna be able to tell me whether its on sadpanda or not?

>>152271319
damn, hes smaller than ppds ex

>>152271445
I can't tell you that the panda has it sorry

>>152271310
but it's p2w. also what's wrong with theorycrafting how to make dota fun?

>>152271554
Pass it, familia, be kind. I already searched it by image, with no results

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>d2g is 99% autistic

>>152271841
>/d2g/is 99% anime
:o

>>152271771
The more difficult and unfun dota is, the better, it culls the weak

stop picking rubick you fucking faggots he's total paper

>killing the semen demon 1st round

thats not how you make good tv

anyone else getting fucked by people you play dota once every 3months and they pick core heroes?happened two times already today,fuck i should start checking the history of my team

>enemy picks slark:
>slark gets a double kill
>it's gonna be one of those games
>"please dont feed slark guys we need wards and sentries"
>support buys wards, carries them around for 5+ minutes, says he cant afford sentries when he has a full mek
>he puts all the wards behind our towers

I can't fucking stand playing core against Slark because people at 3k are SO bad at supporting against him. Their positioning is awful and they just feed him aggressively. They think wards come after their bullshit luxury items. You know what the mek did this game? ABSOLUTELY nothing, because Lich just died all the fucking time.

>>152271921
>]
>tfw this is true.
happened to me with economy patches and new items.

it just turned to way harder game

>>152270102
>woman over the age of 16
>not sloppy seconds
pick only one.

>>152272071
sheevers still in

the actor kid didnt say a word lmao

>>152272301
only in the degenerate west.

Why do people say "TY" every time they get sunstriked?
And why is it so damn hilarious?

>>152272497
>big 3 asian cultures known for having child brothels and gay-sha's

East makes west look like the amish

>>152270513
I think there's gonna be some RedBull event in September, or something, with OG, [A], and other undefined teams.

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>>152264230
that icon on the bottom right
which hero uses it?

>>152272497
Nope, its just as bad here.
t. kebab

>>152272697
>TV show about Pedophile getting caught
>TV show about children models

west makes east look like monks

I'm not gay for Cap, I swear.