Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEjB0Bn2W0&feature=youtu.be&t=1h9m37s

>>152289209
Can confirm this is true as a SEA player. Back then when there's no China Server, I would get matched with xioa8, yao and other pros including BurNing.
Of course I got teared a new asshole.

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THIS IS JUST THE START

NORTH AMERICA DOTA IS FUCKING DONEZO

>>152289354
no one cares desu

>>152289354
DOTABUFF ON SUICIDE WATCH

its been over a year and we still do not have our ingame HUD remodel

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Reminder that fangay is a slur,and it needs to go. Now.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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What does it mean if a guy wears white or black socks?

Valve should allow coaches in the booth.

Discuss.

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>>152289681

>>152289538

sauce on this semen demon (male)?

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honestly explain to me how shit like this is possible at all

>>152289550
>>152289750
If his name was pudge like yesterday or today, i think i played with him or against him, i cant remember really

>>152289550
>23 mins aether into 27 mins mana boots into 46 mins mek
report venge

Bonnie fucking sucks.

>>152289728

>President of Estonia and Vice President of Estonia in the same building in the same booth

it would be too dangerous to have 2 such high profile people in the same spot

>>152289705
black socks look better

>>152289705
uhhhh is this happening right now?

I'd willingly become a paraplegic if Sheever would be my nurse.

>>152289550
this is going to bet he most important part of the update imo, it's like when they added the net worth and gold graph shit.

It's going to show people their 'timing windows' (or just 'timings') in the traditional sense. When you have a 'power spike' i.e. a major item pick up, it's going to show you the exact window you have, on average, to exploit this.

It's really fucking big imo, it's so easy for shit players to understand with this graphic

'oh shit we had like 8 mins between when I got x item and they got y to counter it' ect.

>>152289705
black socks go with any color of pants

white socks = my mom still buys my socks for me

>>152289550
DOTABUFF

IS

FUCKING

DONE

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>>152289743

>>152290062
yeah but black socks also get dirty if i leave them on the floor

>>152290062
>white socks = my mom still buys my socks for me
this is true

>>152289728
No.
Valve just recently banned coaches from csgo, as majority of the coaches in csgo acts as the 6th player, keeping the economy of opponents in check and calling strats.

>>152289728
they should let them in the booth for the draft, afterwards coaches leave.

It would mean PPD can finally fucking stop playing the game and just focus on drafting for eg.

Imagine if they had a support that was actually competent but with PPD still drafting holy shit

>>152290058
>When you have a 'power spike' i.e. a major item pick up, it's going to show you the exact window you have, on average, to exploit this
What the fuck are you even on about

What fucking power spike do you see there just items??????

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I hate this fucking Leshrac Disco quest. I had it done.

But meme supp tusk with 400 dmg uppercuts and nature's prophet just had to ruin it.

I don't know if I can be an EG fan anymore of they pick up EE.

That would be one of the dumbest things they could do in my opinion.

>>152290228

yeah someone with balls so when ppd suggests brewmaster in elimination game he will kick him out of the booth

>>152290257
LC blink is a 'power spike' or whatever you want to fucking call it it's an item that basically changes how the game is played when bought.

then you have a certain amount of time to 100% abuse

>>152290062
White socks = hercegovac aka a rude bosnian

>>152289521
eg confirmed for disband

Coaches can't be in the room with players, or the booth in Valve LANs but in the Summit and other smaller tournaments they tend to be around

>>152290439
It only changes if its put to use.

If retard LC buys blink and goes back to farming there is no spike of power because it's not applied

So what team is Waga joining? Is he going to play mid in secret or Alliance?

>>152290317
they wont

someone linked ppd a screenshot from the valve list and he asked if thats true becuase he heard something but doesnt know if that screenshot is true then he started to laugh about some roster swaps of the ages etc meaning he didnt get EE

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Somebody translated whole Funn1ks stream https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4ykzft/full_translation_of_funn1ks_strim/

>>152290503
>If retard LC buys blink and goes back to farming there is no spike of power because it's not applied

well that's the players use of the timing window, you are 'theoretically' stronger when you have the item, how you use the time afterwards determines how efficient you where with it

It is obvious that something is going on in Funn1k's life right now that is making him act a little weird.
There was someone saying his wife left him or something? I don't know for sure, but whatever the reason is for him acting like this, try not to give him such a hard time.
Making fun of someone who is in a bad place like this is really, really low. It is like kicking on a person who is already laying down. Just don't.
Next time it might be your life which is turning into utter shit, how would like it if people were making fun of you in such a situation?

>>152290738
Tl;Dr

>>152290980
WE ARE THE 99%

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why the fuck is hotbid at the town

when's the last time he was even involved in dota

>>152290949
>There was someone saying his wife left him or something?
holy shit

>>152291078
Thanks

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Fwosh's feet

>>152290949 Maybe the irony of life what his wife is left him for arstyle. CIS doto ppl trying to reach his wife but they cant. My thoughts that he brainwashed, he talked about 2 "interesting guys" who open his mind to new things, he maybe in secta now.

>>152291120
ESL Manila?

Hot Bid is an esports guy, also he always goes to these types of things.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHEEVER

>>152291303
sucking off OD

>>152289538
I NEED DAT DELICIOUS BROWN LOLIIIIIIIIIIII.

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SAY MY NAME

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>>152291260
>Said LoH was one of the guys that opened his mind
>Funn1k joined a cult founded by Indigo Child after his wife left him for Artstyle
>This is why his profile picture is a caricature of a Jew

>>152289521
Keep in mind that people can return to the same team they left without breaking roster lock before sept. 18.

Roster lock has two phases to prevent last minute kicks, a leave phase and a join phase. I imagine a lot more people will leave during the leave phase just to give themselves and their organizations some flexibility.

Who's that fat fuck in the town? The fattest of the fat fucks.

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>>152291506
Did arteezy confirm the 9+9 meme?

>>152291951
LD

>tune into ppd stream
>0/11/10
ah yes

>>152291951
David Gorman

>>152291951
ixmike88

>>152289521
fake

>>152291506
v1lat ?
cant see very well if its him or that other russian caster

There's nothing wrong with your mom buying clothes for you.

You only really need a plain color t-shirt and pants to go outside.

>there will never be a TI that tops TI6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj62kXsrE18

explain, Dotards
;_;7

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>>152291506
n0team

>It's gotta be either hotbid or charlie :^)

>>152292053
>>152292138
>>152292140
no???

of the people playing right now

i see him all the time he's like a tier 4 caster and for some reason he's fucking everywhere

>>152292257
>there will never be a TI that tops TI6
what is TI1-4

>>152292257

just wait till TI7

it took fluff 7 years to gather his suicide squad but with the recent addition of funnek he is finally ready

>>152292458
>liking meme honeypot TI's
LUL

>>152291951
that's greg "whatiship" lard
he runs/manages/whatever a continuous string of t2 NA teams so he's actually relatively relevant for NA

>>152292536
>liking non meme TIs
>Not a single pic or meme was made about TI6
>TI6
>Topping anything

>>152292257
ti5 was better games wise

Valve finally got their production better for ti6, but having Slacks host was an awful idea

>tfw you realise that you, too, are nothing but an offlane nigger
hold me bros

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>>152290738
>its a funnek joins the azov battalion episode

>it's a charlie is right (again) but nobody listens to him episode

dotards?

>>152292658

Offlane has been the best lane since icefraud trashed mid years ago to turn it into a farming position.

it is fucking obvious funnik's wife left him, a person with wife doesn't look like mess and has literal mental breakdown, any real friend of him should seek him psychiatric help

>>152291506
n0TI

How is juggernaut not better than legion comander in every way?
>an aoe that does a shitload of damage, doubles as a bkb, and doesnt require the entire enemy team and their lane creeps to group up for a family photo
>a heal that benefits your entire team and yourself instead of picking yourself or a shitter on your team who will invariably feed anyways because nobody is getting extra health
>a passive damage boost that isnt useless against opponents who cant or dont physically attack you
>an ult that makes you invulnerable while dealing massive damage to anyone from the enemy lineup instead of an ult that absolutely requires you to outfarm the enemy carry or stun yourself and a squishy target in hopes of the retards on your team to help you down them with your pathetic dps
move lc's cosmetics to jugg and delete the character. She only attracts the worst peruvian retards who play carries 24/7 in the jungle

has there been ANY shuffle drama at all?

>>152292787

He got carried by slacks the game before so I don't blame them.

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https://twitter.com/Funn1kDota/status/766742586203734022

What did he mean by this?

>>152292923
There wasn't until Funn1k's spaghetti

>>152292831
>how are oranges not better than chicken breasts??

2 different things you autistic 99%er im not gonna even read your shit post filled with lunar facts

>>152293021
who cares

>>152292978
>carried by slacks

what the fuck? is slacks good at mafia?

>>152292787
asian masterrace, how can white people even compete

>>152292923
ee out, og probably disbanding, funn1k an absolute madman.
rumors of fear retiring.

>>152292831
they're not even remotely similar you fucking 99% delusional faggot

>>152293095

Yes he lynched 2 mafia last round and grant vigi shot the last one. They both carried town hard.

>>152293095
yeah he's actually pretty damn good at times, but he's such a wildcard that he usually dies early
he creates arguments and makes people talk which is what you really should do

Charlie is a fucking champion

>>152292826
https://twitter.com/Funn1kDota/status/766692359300153344

>"I'm together with Polina (his wife) everything is good"

>>152289538

I jacked it to this this morning. Was bretty good

>>152292649
>ti5 was better games wise
>le tusk bounty meta

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>>152293021
>he has been shitposting on twitter ever since his stream ended like 6 hours ago about about moon shit
Is he transitioning from Dota into becoming the CIS version of Alex Jones?

>>152293380
>le void ET mirana meta
>better

>>152292458
>TI1
Awful
>TI4
Absurdly awful

TI2 and 3 were good though. If TI6's all star wasn't shit people would have liked it better overall.

>>152290738
THANK YOU REDDIT SPY

I feel for funn1k and now I'll finally be able to understand his troubles.

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>>152293604
>TI6's all star wasn't shit
I thought it was pretty funny

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>tfw no good streams on
>tfw small dick

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is hotbid the best mafia player in the dota 2 community?

>ken claiming cop

What happened to hotbid he used to be good?

>ken fake claiming cop
>getting lynched for it even though they have a counterclaimed medic

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

>>152293710
He literally just made the worst play I have ever seen in Mafia history.

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I've seen this play before from ken

>>152293676
I just stopped streaming fampai, sorry.

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>>152292257
>dendi's family video
no please
i can't handle those feels

>>152289538
>>152293319
still waiting on sauce lads

>>152293710
hotbid is so fucking stupid, purge is so fucking stupid

charlie literally dragging this downsyndrome town to victory while everyone tries to cuck their shit up at full speed constantly

>>152293667
>Kaci and Slacks
Nah

Also too many fans. There should be only like 1-2 per team and that is it. Done by spinning the wheel thing

gleb aint gonna kill himself right ?

>Gleb
>@Funn1kDota
>20.08
>нaчaлo мoeгo лyннoгo пyти, пoйдy зapeжy чтo-нибyть пpи cвeтe лyны, пo мoeмy oтличный пoвoд для этoгo
>Чтo-бы звeды, пoмoгли мнe!

translation

>20.08
>the start of my lunar way, i'm going to knife something in the light of moon, i think that's a great reason for that
>So the stars would help me

Is the madman going to do it?

>>152293667
Would've been better if H0neypot wasn't a shitter at Pit Lord

did they just invite asa butterfield because he has ties to hollywood and can get some of them a job?

Why doesn't dota have any heroes that just do literally one thing? If you play legends of dota, you should know what I mean by this, because that's the kind of build most people go for.

>>152294050
He loves dota

>>152293941

It's not purge's fault hotbid is fake claiming cop as town to get him lynched the only logical play for purge to do is go on hotbid being mafia because purge is clearly town.

Hotbid is shit at mafia at the moment hes trying way too hard and tunnel visioning.

>>152294054
anti-mage is pretty close to that isnt he ?
farm for 90% of the game and the other 10% either win or lose the game

>>152294050
literally who

What if EE makes a new team with Chipenko?

Where do we discuss mafia?

has merlini said more than 2 sentences this game

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>THREE FREE (!!!THAT'S RIGHT FREE!!!) QOP ULTS ON 6 SEC COOLDOWNS

??????????DOTARDS?????????

>>152294387
centaur isn't meta anymore, so I don't think it'll be that successful

>>152294479
free?

>>152294436
has the girl said anything at all

>>152294436

He claimed medic and the entire town is interrogating the real medic and ignoring ben for some reason they're fucking shit.

>>152294479
*Pops BKB*
Nothing... personnel...

>>152294479
it's balanced because he dies if you focus 5 people on him

>>152294529
6.89's right around the corner

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now that the dust has settled, puppey and arteezy did horribly, puppey's chat logs leaked, blitz blog came out, and kuroky has done decently, it is clear that kuroky was in the right and puppey and rtz were in the wrong

KT.Meracle
KT.QO
KT.kpii
KT.Febby
KT.Dubu

>>152294529
Except his LAN winning hero is brood now?
Plus centaur will probably get a small buff like scepter being a bit better or some placebo +0.1 agi gain which will make him get picked

>>152294054
>>152294246
Old PL was definitely a one build/playstyle hero.

>>152294649
Delusional

>>152294649
but kuroky did absolute shit
especially in that game against secret

>>152294479
Just stand away from the trees dude

He cant do anything without trees

>>152294724
>Implying the KT Dota team wouldn't have Flash

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>this vigi shot

>>152294031
its funny they lost a base race considering pitlord can literally mass tp into your base

>>152294054
>Why doesn't dota have any heroes that just do literally one thing?
Don't worry valve is getting close to this paradigm.

At one point all heroes are going to be the exact same

only variation is going to be the color of the particle effects of their abilities

>>152295023

Town is full of retards their only hope is grant but he's fried.

>>152295041
He apparently didn't realize that you can ult to heroes and summons now. Used to just be lane creeps and towers.

a CIS major is ruled out now I guess, funn1k would just shoot the place up

>>152294649
Was right in what way? Kuro wanted to control team secret, and he got mad because he didn't own anything there unlike puppey. After he realized he won't ever own a share of team secret, he started to convince other players to leave puppey and start a new team. Artour didn't know about this at the time, and when kuro approached him it was an absolute fuck up. By the time that happened, puppey already knew what's up kuro and why artour acted that way.
Problem is - kuro fucked up a nice team, when he could just leave and start a new one by himself.

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I just realised that d2g is literally CIS dota spouting LUMAR FACTS and I am the 1% you are 99% autists 4Head

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Thoughts?

>>152295340
>Manlet can force Valve's hand
Hilarious.

Bonnie getting carried to a win.

>>152295413
>99%

>>152295413
funnik stop going crazy in your pubs, we know you are the 1%

is indigo child part of the 1% too

>>152295340
You can't legally own firearms in CIS, unless you're in military or police.

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>he thinks he's the 1%

>>152295656

What? How hard can it be to find a mafia/gang member they're all over the place.

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I'm the 1 percent

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So Town is going to be 3-0 now? Nice balance dotards

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>>152293383

CIS dota is way more convoluted than freemasonry and the Bohemian Grove.

NO STREAMS EVER
FUCK
WHERE'S ARTEEZY
WHY ISN'T ARTEEZY STREAMING ANYMORE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>envy no longer with Secret

So why did Secret's captain leave? You really think Secret might kick their leader?

>>152295340
A CIS Major is ruled out because Europe is a very easy place to travel around and get into, and China is China.

Maybe Valve helps out Epicenter with a compendium but it wouldn't be a full blown Valve event.

>>152295891
Full image?

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Who /Kelly/ here

>>152295437

She literally doesn't want the free win.

asa is kinda cute guys

>>152295142
so wait, if one of your teammates is getting ganked, you can just give him instant blackup?

>>152295918
he's not streaming anymore because of people like you

>>152295918
Go watch my stream, it's around 2-3 viewer list.

Greg is actually so fucking awful

>>152295918
He streams on PandaTV because Turk Jew has a contract with them.

>>152295953

Search luna or mirana on paheal.

>>152295971
5 second channel isn't it?

>>152295938
i don't understand this (shit)post
what's the next step of your master plan

>>152295417
well EE got James fired

>>152295656
what about private security ?
i doubt you are not allowed to own a gun for personal security if you go through enough checks + tests + training

>>152296052
Sure thing senpai link it

ARTSTYLE DID NOTHING WRONG

FUCK FUNNIK

>>152296137

EE isn't a manlet, he's taller than everyone on EG

>tfw literally everything is better in America

Why couldn't I have been born in the US.

>>152296053

Town is some how worse. His defense was typical mafia.

>gets emotional as fuck
>trying to yell over other people talking
>trying to instantly formal back onto purge
>deflects to Asa medic claim

>>152296126
Wiki says 5/4/3

>>152295938
Puppey is the captain of Secret

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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

>>152295656
>>152296158
>Only Russian citizens who are over eighteen years of age can own civilian firearms. Guns may be acquired for self-defense, hunting or sports activities only. Russian citizens can buy smooth-bore long-barreled firearms and pneumatic weapons with a muzzle energy of up to 25 joules. Rifles allowed after five years of ownership of a shotgun. Handguns generally are not allowed. Short barrel rifles and shotguns (less than 800 mm) are prohibited as well as suppressors. An individual cannot possess more than ten guns (up to five shotguns and up to five rifles) unless part of a registered gun collection, guns that shoot in bursts and have more than a ten-cartridge capacity are prohibited.

>Carrying permits are issued for hunting firearms licensed for hunting purposes. People who acquire firearms for the first time are required to attend six and a half hours of classes on handling guns safely and must pass federal tests on safety rules and a background check.[67] Gun licenses are for five years and can be renewed.

>>152296135
>Puppey stepped back and let EE form the team
>many tournaments where EE drafted
>entire team was built around EE

He was the defacto captain of Secret.

>>152296302
Write a pasta about TA fucking OD's cock

>>152296159
I don't do shameless advertisement, sorry.

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reminder that this garbage was professional doturd team

>>152296334
>Guns may be acquired for self-defense, hunting or sports activities only.

It's so pointless to mention this. What other legal reasons are there?

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>>152296363

He was the captain of NTH as well years ago and got cucked out by a bunch of literal swedecucks. EE is a pussy.

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"I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong.But you all are weak, so stay weak.Bye"

>>152296302
Fucking hot. This one always gets me hard.

>>152296302
>>152296367
Seconded, I actually somewhat enjoy these pastas. FuTA has been a running gag for a while and it's a bit surprising how it hasn't been worked on too much (outside of Dotacouch)

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Balance update 6.88c has been released
>Balance update 6.88c has been released
Balance update 6.88c has been released
>Balance update 6.88c has been released
Balance update 6.88c has been released
>Balance update 6.88c has been released

Greg's legs are disgusting.

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greg going full sweatstiny

>>152296363
go to bed jacky you have a team to search

>>152296257
just move to US and become an American like DC

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>>152295862
>watching a bunch of autists play a real life game

How pathetic can you get?

* Disruption illusion damage taken increased from 150% to 200%
* Echo Stomped units no longer get targeted by towers or creeps (like nightmare)
* Echo Stomp damage decreased from 85/110/135/160 to 70/100/130/160
* Starstorm Aghanim upgrade no longer releases a second meteor
* Reactive Armor duration decreased from 14/16/18/20 to 10/13/16/19
* Gust cooldown increased from 13 to 16/15/14/13
* Chronosphere cooldown increased from 130/115/100 to 140/125/110
* False Promise cooldown increased from 90/60/30 to 100/65/30
* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
* Rupture damage increased from 26/42/60% to 30/45/60%
* Leshrac's movement speed increased from 320 to 325
* Living Armor regeneration bonus increased from 4/7/10/13 to 4/8/12/16
* Stone Form stun delay reduced from 0.85 to 0.55
* Lane creeps now give 35% of experience when denied by neutrals rather than 20% (normal player denies give 50% experience).

>>152296518
It's real boys

http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584?c=GBP&l=english

>>152296531
he's pretty lardy overall

>>152296334
funn1k is from ukraine but overall the same rules apply there too from what i understand from the wiki

>>152296518
>* Starstorm Aghanim upgrade no longer releases a second meteor
>Echo Stomped units no longer get targeted by towers or creeps (like nightmare)
>* Living Armor regeneration bonus increased from 4/7/10/13 to 4/8/12/16

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UNDERLORD IN 4 DAYS

>>152296659
>* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
M-maybe people will pick her n-now??

>>152296659
>mirana lost 160 dmg on her kill combo
feels gud

>>152294620
>Timber
>dies

LMFAO

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Are there any good dota youtubers besides CLQ and Purge?

>>152296659
Wow what a buff to Lina. Gotta be careful now or she'll be broken.

What a joke

>>152296743
don't care want the new post game stats

underlord is going to have one of the lowest pick rates in the game

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>>152296743
who's the qt

>>152296819
Remember how he kept giving her attack range increases until she was OP?

It's happening again.

>>152296268
Ah I wasn't sure if it went down with level. It does seem pretty stupid strong. Does it give a relocate blip on the minimap at least so you know to get the fuck out?

>>152296849
me

>* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
welp the immortal is gonna go up in price

* Starstorm Aghanim upgrade no longer releases a second meteor

This isn't that huge but okay.

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>that Asa throw

is this Asa retard for real?

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Grant you fuckin idiot.

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Can funn1k's Lunar Way defeat the Indigo Child?

>who did you protect LAST NIGHT
>LAST NIGHT

>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what a fucking moron

>Greg actually won

What the fuck is this 2k mafia play?

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>who did you save last night
>uuuuuuh

Jesus fuck GERG just like memed them the fuck out.

>>152296659
>More offlane buffs
JUST FUCKING DELETE IRON TALON AND PEOPLE GO BACK TO LANE IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT.

>* Leshrac's movement speed increased from 320 to 325
>* Stone Form stun delay reduced from 0.85 to 0.55
Fucking Leshrac is coming back.

Also that is a pretty nice Visage buff.

>>152297041

He was laughing at grant before the vote even went through and Grant STILL voted for Asa.

is pimpmuckl the most intelligent person in the dota 2 community?

HAPPENING
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584/
HAPPENING
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584/
HAPPENING
http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/23584/


REMINDER TO CHANGE OP COPYPASTE

>>152297054
OFFlane never existed but in shit pubs.

in pro dota it was suicide lane that was ditched most of the time unless dual lane or some specific trick was used in draft

>>152295045
No, it's more like every hero does EVERYTHNG.

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>>152296659
>all the meme heroes still strong
>all the shit heroes still shit

Guess we're not getting a real balance patch until Monkey King comes out.

>>152296976
>>152296969
Who even is Asa? I'v literally never seen him before.

>>152297186
>nerfing the people who lost TI
hehe

>>152297161
Purge hasnt read Scott Adams the master persuader

I don't even blame Grant on that, how the fuck do you forget who you saved 5 seconds ago?

>slacks telling purge he got bernie sandered

OUR GUY MUCH?????????????

>>152296659

All of this is literally nothing outside of Minor mirana aghs nerf and the lane creep xp deny change.

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Is Funneks dota career now over?

so this means no 6.89 anytime soon.

fuck this.

>>152297216
t. 2kmmr

>>152297186
is icefrog nearly done with balancing dota at this poin

>>152297434
>Implying it wasn't already

>Wings can never be nerfed because they play every hero and every strategy in the game

How can you beat them?

We've never had to face a team like that before.

>>152297278
i haven't seen half the people there, did LD just invite his normal friends or what? M

>>152296659
>* Gust cooldown increased from 13 to 16/15/14/13
Wait, Drow has more than two skills?

>>152297431
>bernie cuck
>our guy

>>152297459
thats the monkey king patch anon

>>152297423

Are you kidding me? Dude was a new mafia player of course he's going to make mistakes Greg was going apeshit when purge called him out and made no relevant points and was constantly deflecting and yet the town idiots ate it up. It just proves that half these idiots respond to loud noise more than logic.

>>152297278
he was the kid in the boy in the striped pyjamas, he;s an actor

>>152297186
God damn it. They keep nerfing oracle. My boy aint even fun to play anymore.

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>>152297495
>We've never had to face a team like that before.

>>152297459
Why would you think that we'll see 6.89 before Sun Wukong?

>>152297502
i think charlie organized this actually with some help

but they're all dota people, who don't you know?

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>>152295891
>tfw no older and heavier luna GF to sit on my face
;_; i can't stand it anymore

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How is pro Russian scene so irrelevant despite their playerbase being so big? Is this a culture thing?

>>152296664
>* Lina's Base Attack Time improved from 1.7 to 1.6
it begins

>>152297626
this.
It was the same deal with techies release two years ago, no major balance patch then either.

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is fwosh at this mafia?

>>152297434
I think throwing TI3 finals by not going first as a bat on a smoke gank on game 5 broke him, he has been playing like shit ever since, TI4 he played bad, TI5 was pityful

>>152294127
What are you guys watching?

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What did he mean by this

>>152290062
then why is OD wearing black socks

>>152297643
except they are not
the actor kid that threw the last game
there is some guy from the smash scene, i believe he was the vigi in the last game

>>152297643
from the couch just now i have literally never seen 2 people on the right and i have watched every TI and every tournament

>>152297812
beyond the sellout is doing mafia lan this weekend

>>152297691
Russians are the biggest shitters there is. I'm a Europoor, I play with them all the time. They are constantly throwing.

>>152297812
ixmike feeding

>>152297749
who cares about this backstabbing whore


nobody fucks with our boy sing

>>152297278
He was Ender in Ender's Game.

>>152297938
Didn't he dump her to focus on his "pro career"?

>>152297892
that's two

asa is a big dota fan, he even wore a dota shirt

yea i don't know who blur is, thought the name was familiar but maybe he's from smash

>>152297903
>never seen grandgrant
newfriend pls leave

alternatively you are talking about pimpmuckl and ccnc
in which case pls leave too

>>152296849
DannyGayimgGnC butt pshh, it's comfy

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>>152297161
Yes.

>>152297691
you cant get into the scene without friends and buttlicking v1lat

>tfw saw a picture of fwosh without makeup or instagram filters/lighting and she looks like complete shit with chinky eyes and bad complexion

Is everything in life a lie

How the hell did they even get this asa guy here?

>>152297938
>shitshit
>our

go back to twitch kiddo

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>>152297938
>our boy
>sing
Pick one.

>>152297938
nope that cumdump was fucking multiple dudes behind his back.

>>152298123
>Being surprised that a chink looks like a chink

>>152297570
>>152297626
Yup 6.89 is going to be like LATE September or October, with the Major in November

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LUNAR FACTS

>>152297161
I think its Blitz.

>>152297830
He's retiring to become yet another Russian Former Professional Turned Streamer.

NaVi sponsors a lot of those, even if they never played with the organization.

>>152290738
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4ykzft/full_translation_of_funn1ks_strim/
Sergey and Dima are not Ars-art and Light of heaven. Didn't read the rest. Translation is crap, fuck reddit.

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>>152297749
hes kinda cute, is he Vietnamese?

It's been a while since it was added, so has spell damage from INT been proven to be relevant at all?

>>152296819
New bat is crazy with 3 stacks of souls, just check it in demo and see how fast she attacks on them.

We might see her more with this qop treatment, idk why people forgot about hero that can 850 off enemy carry under bkb.

how do we make Dota 2 great again?

Feels good watching Purge get all butthurt and get Trumped

>>152298380

>mid will never be dominated by lina and qop

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>this is only a prelude to 6.89

>>152298380
It's literally a 6.25% DPS increase.

>>152298123

Asian women are fake as fuck thy're somehow worse than American women when it comes to makeup and hair.

>>152298465
>you will never be dominated by lina and qop

>>152298123
can you post it

>>152298350
Not really. It's nice on the pure damage spells, that's about it.

>>152298534
all women are fake as fuck*
some just care more about being liked by men.

>>152298158
>>152298125
he's been the ourest of our guys since forever

anyone who's been here for more than a few weeks would know.

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>>152297216
Did you even watch the games

>>152298380

Ya sure more drow pickers just what we needed familia.

>just buffing heroes that weren't picked.
icefrog is dead,isn't it?

>Deus Ex pack still not in

Jesus Fuck Valve it's done, just put it in.

>it's a "the enemy can't win properly so they resort to splitpushing strategies" episode

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>>152298123
Are white women the most beautiful without makeup?

>starstorm no longer does a second meteor

LMAOOOO

>>152298452
>purge trying to fedora tip his way to victory with le logic and reason

>Master Persuader Gerg recognizes the audience is some dumbslut groupie and an airhead actor and brings it home for the Mafia boys

Out fucking played

what has ken been doing recently i miss his ti interviews

>>152298809

no dats dem qweenz and shieeet

>Techies still untouched

Like how the fuck im going to play an explosive hero?

>>152298809
>tfw only Japanese women look good without makeup

rofl mike is so fucking bad

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>>152298705
>not picking best waifu

>>152296659
This actually might tell us that monkey king update will come sooner than later. This one is most likely a part of the underlord update, with a new UI. Being a rather small update and having a C on the end means that next update will be monkey king one, with a real balance changes. Now, anyone knows how long it usually took for an update to come after this kind of mini patches?

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sigh

nerfed again

How was ixmike ever 7k? He's so fucking bad holy shit even you're average 5k pub scrub can play a better offlane than him.

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>>152298946
>Big patch literally in a few days

>>152297216
if offlane doesnt exist in pro games, then how come so many pro games have people in the offlane?

>>152291120
Hotbid still works on dota stuff just behind the scenes now.

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Is Gleb on meth?

>wake up
>funnik is literally mentally fucked in the head

what did he mean by this

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do you guys think Sheever shaves her... you know..

>>152299152
beaver?

>>152297262
no its more like all heroes do the same which is to kill shit the only thing valve will leave in the game

Same items for everyone
same timings for everyone
same abilities for everyone
etc

Deathmatch league of legends

>>152298919

Literally fucking nothing wow it doesn't do 1k damage to a single target anymore big whoop it's still on an 8 second cd and insanely accelerates her farm and allows her to do 2k hero damage in a team fight instantly and continuously shit out damage. Shit's still insane.

imagine sheever being spitroasted by grant and swindle

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>-400 already

>>152299152
there was blood coming out of her wherever

icefrog here, hope you like the new patch

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>>152299374
Sheever is pure.

I swear the 500 chairman is Xiao8 and not EE

>>152299612
thanks dad I guess

>hot_bid shitting on secret, EE, and rtz

This Jeopardy game is so shit.

OUR GUY

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>Reddit stole our memes and they use it on jeopardy
at least we still have loli pugna

What if, the BKB recipe was replaced with a new item:
Stone Scepter (1400 gold)
+5 Armor
+5 Attack Speed
+5 Damage

Active: Become silenced and immune to magical damage for 4 seconds. 25 second CD.

May or may not combine with a sacred relic to create Stone Blade.

>OD being the meme god

Proud of my meme britbong

>>152299645
well atleast one girl will be spitroasted tonight

maybe fwosh, shes a slut.

>>152297161
as much shit as everyone gives him envy was at an extremely prestigious engineering university (college for amerilards) before he went pro

i will take reddit jeopardy for 500 please