0-7 tusk edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
ПO ФAКTУ
EH YOU WANT A WALRUS PUNCH IN REAL LIFE?
0/7 FEEDER AT TI.
>JUST
What went wrong?
"You all are losers and fags and I am the 1%"(Probably adresses his haters). "I got fed up with your shit for these 2 years, now I am gonna feed you back". Now he went to smoke and "calm down" and and will continue after.
Edit 1: "I don't care about CIS. I am interested only in 3 people in CIS, who I think could win something sometime: FNG,Silent, and one more person" He also continues to call 99% of people in the CIS "autistic" and claims he is the 1%. "Dendi, XBOCT,Puppey,Kuro etc"-gives a list of people who he respects.
Edit 2: Shits on Artstyle.Says he is a "rat" and "rides on other's back",calls him a "parasite" and that if he dares to come up to him in real life he will fuck him up
Edit 3: "When I dragged him out of dirt, he just went to restaraunts and drank vodka, even though I asked him "Vanya, please let's play dota""
Edit 4: "When I asked Artstyle why you did nothing, he said to me "Why did you go 0-7 on Tusk at TI?" What?You ruined my life and talk about Tusk?? I will show a Walrus Punch!.I told you don't ever try to come up and talk to me again.".
Edit 5: "I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong.But you all are weak, so stay weak.Bye"
Edit 6: Basically, all CIS personalities and players are mocking him on twitter right now.Iceberg:"Why did you delete me from friends though?Is it because I am not the 1%?"
you will never see him smile ever again
>Artstyle is a filthy kike parasite
shut up funnek
operator Funn1k, which 99%er autist jew should be the first to go?
shut teh fuck up funnik
Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?
Be honest senpaitachi, do anyone of you miss this?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AcXKencea5iiVV9CNnejNCbaiXRoho5VEIeWlXNfidU/edit?pli=1#gid=0I do
>>152260227
>tfw still remember shitting my pants when funn1k killed ferrari's weaver 1v1 as a dark seer TWICE during the alienware cup
Man I used to be such a big fan of him jesus fuck
The story about Artstyle calling him a 'lying rat', weak, self confident man who 'in fact' can't do anything without the others
Describing him as back scratcher who betrayed him after Funn1k pulled him out of the swamp.
He also said that all current NaVi team are 'weak girls who won't win anything serious'.
Also, there's only 1% of 'good players' calling them 'Gods of DotA' (himself, xiao8, ppd, loda, puppey, kuroky, s4). The others 99% are 'autists, babies, girls and idiots'. 'I will never play in CIS again'.
I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong.But you all are weak, so stay weak.Bye
Basically, all CIS personalities and players are mocking him on twitter right now.Iceberg:"Why did you delete me from friends though?Is it because I am not the 1%?
>>152260225
> I will show a Walrus Punch!.I told you don't ever try to come up and talk to me again.".
HE NAMED THE JEW
>>152260225
AUTISTS BTFO
>>152260325
Shut your mouth you fucking 99% autist.
>>152260134
shut the fuck up funnek
don't talk to me or my tusk ever again
>>152260347
>loda
Umm, dotards?
Who is mass shooting at TI first, Fluff or Funn1k?
>>152260325
bad time to bait, there's currently stuff going on
WHO /1%/ HERE?
>>152260409
who dat
>all those ridicule from his teammates
>shut up funnek..shutup FUNNEK
>he finally explode
you couldve stop this dotards
>LUNAR FACTS
I am crying myself, this stream was too fucking funny.
Who the fuck comes up with 'LUNAR FACTS' I mean jesus fucking christ god i'm in tears
>>152260541
shut up anon
shut up funnek
bottom bitch what do you even know about being a president
delusional offlane little faggot
>you will never walrus punch all the 99% autist niggers that try to fuck with you
>>152260541
All you had to do was hug him...
>>152260341
;_;
>>152260482
stuff like dotards being buttdevastated?
The guy who win the most os funn1k insanity its lightofheaven, he streams now and all audience after funn1k stream goes to loh stream and he analyze his speech.
who 99% autist here
>>152260630
>put funnek to the bottom of hierarchy
>funnik respect puppey
man puppey must be really scary
"I will crush you in real life Artstyle, you are a fucking dog"
-funnek
>>152260656
Goddamn .
I mean really.
reminder even this guy could change from autistic 99%er to the true 1% Boss because hes strong
whats your excuse?
I had a long break after TI3.
What's the origin of that "shut up funnik" that everyone keep talking about?
OFFLANE NIGGER
>>152260746
1% checking in
>>152260746
You're a fucking Tuskarr.
FUCKING WHITE MALE
UDAHDJASHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Russian dotards is he aware of the chloe comparison?
>>152260724
just keep posting Ahris, nigger
>>152260841
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GUY.
SWEDEN PLEASE.
>>152260842
You tell me.
>>152260841
>swedish caster
You are 1% if you have 6000 mmr!
Yatta!
>>152260841
SWEDEN
YES
>>152260515
funnek
>>152260841
is this guy satire, i cant tell
RTZ CONFIRMED AUTIST AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152260983
You're not DOTA boss desu senpai.
I burned out,
and will not burn more
for a stone with a soul he fell.
It remains to establish their business, one way or another.
>>152260996
>loda's hair
why doesn't that fag just shave it
>>152260983
Almost there!! #hardwork #dedication #mirana
o shit, arteezy confirmed for 99% autistic fag
>>152260974
it's even sadder if you can remember that this guy was once a world-class player in doter
>>152261053
no he swedish
>Don't speak slav
>Missed the stream
>All the info I can get from it is reddit shit with people just trying to start shit instead of actually translating what he was saying
;_;
>>152260841
>sweden
well of course
Kim PapaDrayich
@dotadrayich
@GBCasts Well it matters since you are the top of the pyramid. Let the people who are facing rasism, sexism, or harassments bcos their >>
Kim PapaDrayich @dotadrayich 9s9 seconds ago
@GBCasts sexuality is 'wrong' do the talking
>>152261127
>>152261056
? who said that
>Dota boss.
>Lunar facts.
>Straight up.
Fresh dispatch of quality memes
Thank you Gleb
>>152261115
what's kelly eating in that gif?
>>152260841
FUCKING SWEDES THEY JUST NEVER STOP
>>152261190
>it matters since you are the top of the pyramid
grandgrant works at walmart he's not on the top of any pyramid
>>152260983
Nice try, kikestyle.
>>152261129
world-class support cuck
wtf i hate artstyle now
>IT JUST KEEP ME ON GIVING
FUCKING SWEDEN
HAHAHAHAH
there is no point in taking early game nukers when your team is too retarded to use advantage you have and push
am i correct or what
>>152260841
Why are liberals and sjws the most close minded and hateful people on the internet?
we need to just nuke sweden
>>152261125
>greater than 50% pick rate above 5k mmr
i dont want to climb ranked anymore friends
>>152260474
google "alpha cuck" and you'll get it
>>152261115
>>152260996
This. I literally don't get it. It's okay to have attachments to your hair, but not when there's none of it left. Loda is a good looking guy and he'd look absolutely fine bald, why making a clown out of yourself with these stupid ass monster snapbacks?
>DUR ONLY DENDI LODA KURO ARE GOOD GUYS BECAUSE THEY PROVED THEMSELVES
>Might makes right mentality
Stay slav
Kelly and loda are cuute!! Cuute!!!
>>152260841
"I fucking hate that swede"
- Me not a white male
>>152261372
you are super wrong
there is no such thing as "early game nuker"
if you do pick heroes like skywrath that shit on lanes it means you should win them, not that you should push or anything
>>152261184
he didn't said anything interesting anyway
the only things worth of notice is how he hates artstyle with passion and how he respects ppd, xiao8, s4, dendi and everyone else who achieved good results in dota
everything else is mostly gibberish and shit-tier philosophy
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>152260841
fucking swedes man
whats wrong with their cucked up brains
>funnek told the truth to someone bigger that beat him up before the stream
who was it?
>>152260841
Who was in the wrong here?
>>152261553
He came out of the closet to his dad. Homo is still a big nono to slavs.
Goblak punched funn1k
mafia lan starts in an hour fellow dotards
>>152261486
a challenger appeasrs!
>>152261628
SKDJBHA ASHVBD JASHVBDJ HDVFK ;JSDBGO;DJAB;GJKSDK ;DJBH KJDBH;DJLFB
>>152261681
>>152261486
but wait, theres more!
>>152260347
What's CIS?
>>152261273
HE IS A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>152261681
>kelly managed to give yellow monkey fever to pretty much everyone in alliance
>only akke stood true to his faithful nordic bride
this data pretty much confirms that every 1/5 swedes aren't cucks
>>152261681
>>152261860
Commonwealth of Independent States
Have the scars healed?
>>152260225
>I turned from a weak autist to a normal person because I am strong
My fucking sides
>>152260656
I feel bad for him every time I see this
>>152261860
Ex Soviet Union countries
>>152261889
bulldog said in his ask.fm that he's going to get married and have white children so let's bump that up to 2/5
>>152261492
Post nipples to prove you aren't white
>>152261889
what about sheever and bulldog
>>152260841
>he just started streaming
>>152261951
DELUSIONAL
>>152261830
>>152261681
>>152261486
they must like eachother alot ;^)
>>152262062
is his tongue twisted vertical
is that even possible
is he part snek?
>0 interest to have kids.
>0 interest to have a family.
who /dead inside/ here
27 years and that ship has sailed for me.
>>152262126
I can turn it clockwise vertically, but I can't do it ccw.
>>152261486
who /99%/ here?
>>152261942
>>152261986
Thank you.
Link to funnek butthurt?
>>152262203
you have all the time in the world to knock some bitch up
why the rush? the world is heading for another financial collapse/war anyway, so just sit back, relax and make some dough
Twitch, Twitter and Dota ban WHEN?
He was a happy guy
>>152262217
don't post pictures of me or my girlfriend's daughter ever again
>>152262203
I don't think not wanting to have kids or chaining yourself up to someone forever equals being dead inside, my man.
so where are they gonna stream this mafia LAN and is nahaz invited?
>>152262203
People just like different things, i want to have a family and have kids. Since i was a kid i wanted those things. Some people develop those feels. Raising kids and a family requires work but if you done it good, you can avoid problems that people always have. Just find the information from people, the internet and your own observations.
>a single reason to buy PS4 is no more
Will we get Nier Automata announcer, doturds?!
>Troll is a berserker and smashes people with axe.
>Bash damage is magical
DOTARDS??
>>152262556
you can check their website at thetown.gg
>>152262443
funnek did nothing wrong
tfw soon going to be 1% boss
>>152262556
how is it possible that nobody has ever told her she looks like a fucking monkey? Maybe if someone told her she would finally kill herself
>>152262596
I have not once in my life wanted either of those two things while all around me friends are starting to have families and 'settle down'.
just feels weird I guess.
Mp left MVP http://www.dota2.com/majorsregistration/list
>>152262631
>Whirling Axes are also magical.
DOTARDS?
>>152262406
how does he get away with this clearly anti semitic cartoon for his profile picture ?
>>152262709
>Fotm shit picker
c´mon man. You wont be able to abuse cancer at internatinal
>>152262750
hes a strong 1% boss not a autistic kid
>>152262746
So they're just called V now?
>>152262720
no one wants to mess with Loda!
>>152262681
LUL!! Nahaz BTFO!!!
also swindlz & grant & eosin gonna be there
Hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is Kelly Milkies Real? Hahahaha bitch just make a plastic surgery just take money from your bald man haha
>>152262681
>nahaz isn't invited
he's really been shunned
what the fuck did he do, it can't all have been because he lost control in that one mafia game
>>152262846
But Waga does this and he's going to go pro now!
>>152262631
>>152262748
>he doesnt know that axe's handle is made of magic wand
kys
>>152263095
It's ok, Grandpa Nahaz. They'll forget about it, eventually.
>>152263061
>that perfect amount of DFC and thicc
how are asians so perfect
>>152262681
Is it legal to call yourself doctor even though you're not actually a physician
surely it's a bit pathetic at least
>>152263259
refer urself my man
>>152263061
isnt she a bit fat for being a korea slut?
also
>obvious spats
what a boner killer
>>152262602
Was that the game that looked like a horrible crossover of Souls and Witcher?
Why'd you want that
>>152263061
How much money has loda left even with all the traveling and shit she does?
Didn't bulldog post that the swedish government pretty much cucked them of any TI3 winnings after taking like 30% for taxes while they also had to split it with managers/other organisation members.
>>152262681
>asa butterfly
what the fuck
>>152263281
if you do a doctorate in whatever you can always call yourself a doctor
>>152263435
Look at his twitter, he's a huge Dota fan.
>>152263401
>30% for taxes
it was close to 50%that now belongs to the "refugees"
>>152263343
>isnt she a bit fat for being a korea slut?
It's Queen Choa for you, she's fucking perfect. She was pretty thin back then and now she's thicc.
>spats
>what a boner killer
???????????
>>152263170
what the shinky dinky doo is this shit
>>152263281
lol what
>>152263281
She was attacking Durka with the Swede earlier btw
how do you play 9 hours a day of mafia for an entire weekend
>>152263281
As long as you also state in the same information that you are a physical therapist it's legally fine. It's just looked down upon by non-DPT's due to degree inflation.
>>152263571
she's surprisingly far less unappealing compared to the other korea sluts.
>>152263170
I'm just pointing things out, he's a trash hero anyway
>>152263487
yea you're right i realize
but that stethoscope tho!
Thoughts?
>>152263435
>>152263519
Holy shit, that's the kid from "The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas"
>>152263170
>>152263857
>higher than 99% of players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkraKvc1i0
>HoN gets awesome skins because they don't give a shit about "muh silhouettes"
Dotards???????????????
>>152263170
>valve reusing assets becuase they are allergic to work
BASED VALVE LE LORD GABEN LE SAVIOR OF LE PC GAMING LE
>>152264073
>HoN
>Literally had a final in a school gymnasium
hontrash?
>>152264073
>Awesome
Dumb /a/utist
>>152261408
Mirana is the new invoker
>>152264073
Disgusting.
Fun fact: Navi's CEO nickname is Zero.
eta for town lads?
>>152264597
i think it was 10:30am PDT... or you can go to thetown.gg
based funn1k
BETA UPRISING NOW
>>152262745
Is a good experience, you should spend some time thinking about it, having company is nice and raising a little person is goodthere are always problems, like everything in life. Also chosee the correct person to do it, since not all the girls are made to have a family.
>>152264586
how is that fun
>>152263978
I don't know what that has to do with the post you replied to, but fuck I have a weird infatuation with that fictional character in a youtube video.
who the fuck is Eric Barge
also post yours
>>152264732
>tfw you want a kid but don't want to pass on your shitty genes
>tfw you spent to much time on /pol/ and don't want to be a cuck and adopt one
>>152264868
alliance manager apparently
Could someone link Eternal Autists MAL? They told me he has shit taste and I want to make sure.
>>152264868
https://twitter.com/erikbarge
>>152264868
>Eric Barge
https://twitter.com/erikbarge
kek
what went wrong?
>>152264928
>Not going to China to create a genetically sound kid based on your genes
>>152265072
Judging by the picture sleeping went wrong or were skipped totally.
Is that Funnik? Is he okay?
>>152265023
MAL?
>>152260841
>two people I hate in an """""argument"""""
what the fuck does lunar facts even mean?
as in non-existing, made-up? does he know something we don't?
>>152264725
>BETA UPRISING NOW
It's always amusing to see a beta faggot like Funnek and his rant. A foolish beta will end up getting nothing from it and the others will see him as an awkward retard. Pretty pathetic because his early career in Empire/Navi wasn't bad and now he's a delusional little faggot.
>>152264928
m8
women with kids have lowere standards becuase they know guys hate that shit meaning you can get yourself a REAL cutie with free kids that you want anyway
i bet that funn1k is commiting suicide in like a week or two max.
seriously.
>>152264928
>tfw you have good genes
>tfw sometimes is like a lotto and you dont always get what you want
>>152264230
>>152263170
Base valve
>>152265181
>Being this much of a newfag
>>152265072
LINK PLEASE FFS
>>152265072
He is gonna make Ukraine great again and remove captain chocolate and his hohol buttbuddies.
>tfw 99%
>>152265319
https://www.twitch dot tv/funn1k/v/84488590
>>152265316
>>152265267
>hey man it was nothing personal
>suggesting anyone from OG is even slightly thinking about Demon when they think about their defeat at TI
>he thinks they have a grudge with him
literally lel
he's faking the nice guy act but deep down heìs still as self-centered as ever
>>152265072
holy shit new member to Fluff's death squad
>>152265452
But isn't this actually clever?
>1% of you is alright, don't play in CIS dota in the coming days
>>152265640
shut the fuck up
>>152263281
I would that doctor
>>152265316
more like being this little of a weeb
>>152265316
You are the biggest fucking homo to ever walk the plains of the earth. Die you piece of shit, let a mountain of sand and cat shit fall directly onto your ugly big dense head until you are unconscious. It is clear to me and my colleagues on /vg/ that you are, in fact, a retard in the lowest sense of the word.
Monkey King is absolutely nuts and Gaben is about to turn him up to 11. Fuck you, fuck you, just shut the fuck up, fuck you, you bloody fat slimy fuck. I am on my way to your house as I type this weaving in and out of both lanes of traffic so I can reach your home in record time so I can drop my gym shorts and plow your fat ugly birth mother until she claims that I am your father and your older brother. Once I become your father, you will listen to what I have to say or I will beat the snot out of your skull with a line of metal chain wrapped in barbed wire, Jackie Chan style. Apologize, right now, for your rancid and miscarriaged opinion of sieges in the critically acclaimed design of Dota 2 or I will shove my dick into your mouth until semen leaks out of your nose you dirty whore idiot bitch
>>152260481
kek, why do I like this meme so much?
>>152265398
Isn't there a first world language option?
Funn1k will be dead in a couple days ;_;
>>152265975
it's just came out, you have to wait for the official dub
are we ready to watch our guy swindle melon zz in the mafia lan?
maybe it will be his first lan victory
How guilty will Funn1k feel when he wakes up next morning?
>>152265882
>Defends valve
>has homosexual fantasies
Who would have thought
literally valvefaggot
This team will destroy every lans:
1. ee
2. korok
3. funn1k
4. ixmike
5. fluffnstuff
>puppey the president
>funnek the 1% boss
the memes jsut keep coming
>>152266346
if he wakes up
>>152265975
No, but I can give you the summary:
>artstyle is superjew
>lunar factswhatever the fact that means
>"i'm in 1% everyone else is an autist"
>"cis dotards are autists living in their autist worlds"
>"ppd, loda, puppey, kuroky are the best"
>"i'm gonna win"
>you lived long enough to see Funn1k kill himself and his career
XBOCT next? NaVi 2013-2014 is dying. Watch Puppey be the last one to get BTFO'd
His wife not answering to popular cis ppl in the scene. Some fun theory is funnik get cucked by artstyle and his wife goes to him. Good wife should prevent that shit to happen. funnik goes on career suicide and wife is nowhere to find.
Reminder that chinks cheated.
>>152266365
You were triggered by the most obvious copypaste I've seen today
>>152266708
what if he's debating with himself.
what if you are also yourself
what if
what if
ASH JUST LOSE ANOTHER FUCKING LEAGUE AND WINGS WHO 0-2 VS TNC JUST BECOME CHAMPS
FUCK YOU W33
>>152266576
you know... ends can be beginnings
>>152266708
um no, i used it as an excuse to call you homosexual and to post anti valve shit
its your loss desu
>sheever and odpixel
they're not even trying to hide it anymore
>>152266294
I feel like he'll either just be quiet all the time, or every game he'll blow up more than Nahaz has ever done. Don't think there's a middle ground for him.
What was Erik Johnson saying to them?
https://youtu.be/YqxNBz6eorU?t=10m40s
>>152266936
I feel like ODpixel could do better.
>>152266936
they were cropped from literally the same picture, mate
>>152266385
>TI7
>Barely secure a wildcard qualifier spot
>Korok gives funn1k another black eye
>Fluff kills every other team leaving them with a default win
Genius
>>152267016
>Don't forget the deal in the finals
>>152266936
Godz is clearly in love with her too
>>152267016
>Gents, we DON'T want to support Chinese economy. Give crowd a good show, but win. Please.
>>152266936
Why misery is always so angry?
>>152267230
why do cucks always fall to what's inside a box when you could just get someone absolutely better outside of it.
>>152267382
Testosterone fueling his rage
That's how he has model girlfriend
>>152266385
I can see it working. Whos the captain?
>>152266936
Didn't you watch them cast open quals?
They haven't been hiding it to begin with.
>>152267382
you can see how moo is uneasy in that situation, he's going to cry after misery's burst
>Tubby not even invited to The Town
Man, looks like BTS crew are really mad he got TI finals AGAIN.
>>152266530
Thanks anon
>>152267651
I wanna punch EE in the face.
>>152267382
it is called passion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9wRJQjRVOA
>>152266936
not possible cuz shiva is taller than owen
>>152267850
>passion in 2016
>>152267905
He's taller. I remember seen a picture from TI6 where they were walking down the street
>>152267905
sheever is only 187cm its not even fucking tall stop this meme you retards
>>152264868
>>152267989
dumb animeshitter
What's the secret to tilting your opponent?
>>152268182
dota psychology and aktivating moon runes
EVERY DAY LMAO
>>152267382
this is really problematic
you should only be feeling the accepted set of emotions
I thought Mafia referred to the ACTUAL MAFIA VIDEO GAME. What the FUCK is this autistic shit?
>>152267850
You now remember Ti3 korean casters from that dk iG shitfest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G9O9j0DSII
SLUTERINA
big deal in the back
Can someone explain funn1k 0-7 tusk
>suck PPD's dick
>get invited to dota people events
reminds me off that Dave Chapelle bit
Post your confession anon.
I'll start, I playLoLwhen I'm too lazy to play DotA.
>>152268796
BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>152268081
>187
>not tall for a woman
cant see if serious or retard
>>152265270
>literally my wife's son
LMFAO how much more cuck can you get?
>>152268780
>link gets posted on /v/
>people start flood the stream
>they start talking in engrish while yelling "CHINESE DOTA IS A SHIT"
good times
>>152269050
soe?
>>152269183
Idon't give a fuck
>>152267382
He's still in the process of losing his hair
>>152269323
I didn't jack it to this set
>>152268796
>w33 knocked ppd out of Ti and is now banging his smoking hot gf
basedONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>Be shit
>Still win
Um, dotards?
expain this shit
>>152269050
holy fuck it's true
>>152269250
There was one Chinese tournament when somehow spectators got into the chat of the game that was going , i think it was newbee vs navi
They starting spamming all sort of shit like free the Tibet and Taiwan anti ziory comments and other stuff
are we mafia general now ?
>Charlie instantly gets a maf
What a god
>>152269539
1) late game uphill
2) you weren't integral to the team
3) enemy team was worse
>Play ranked
>Our team drafts like braindead autists
>Enter Game
>"Connection errors have been detected and this game will not be scored, it's safe to leave
Oh thank you, merciful lord
do we have any confirmed roster changes ?
are DC disbanding ?
>>152269989
That matters:
DJ out
Funn1k going nuclear
Slotherina is such a semen demon
>>152269510
>gypsy picks up sloppy seconds
more news at 11
>>152269984
same here, just got out of a match where Bloodcyka was having a field day with CM and Drow and Drow DC'd to abandon
>>152270068
>fnatic matters
>funn1k matters
u wat senpai
>pick support
>keep feeding just to ward
>manage to win even though you weren't THAT impactful in the game
>people tell others to commend you like they do
wew
when is the next esport?
>asa butterfield
shouldnt this kid be fucking hookers and doing blow like the rest of young hollywood
>>152270513
October
>this garbage audio
rofl.
>>152270513
Majors probably
>>152270097
Didn't she do porn? I think PPD dated her and I remember one of his exes went into porn.
can they just have a close-up shot on slotherina for the entire game, ty
This quest is without a doubt the hardest one of all.
Not only do you have to win with Leshrac. You have to fucking rek shit.
You can't do that if there are:
Stealth heroes
Initiation/Gapclosers
No
who's the twink
whos the fucking beta next to swindlez
holy shit
what the fuck , is that the kid from Ender's game
>>152270785
>16k damage total for you to steal 4k HP from enemy.
>as a core Leshrac
wev lad, against heroes like titan (fucks up stat builds), riki (fucks up spell casters) etc. that are popular?
thats gonna be rough if you are at any decent MMR
>>152270830
>>152270884
some british actor
>>152270785
I didn't have patience to three star either that one or the wind ginger quest...which is funny, because I already three stared the rest.
It doesn't help that the set I'm using looks better with brown leather than it does with the unlockable style.
wait what are we watching?
>Americans are the only ones who wear gay as fuck white socks.
UH AMERITARDS?
>>152270992
the other guy
>tfw no artour babaev stream
why is god punishing me ?
>free courier at start + upgrades automatically at 3min
>wards now cost 15 shekels and destroying them gives you 200 gold each
>sentries can't no longer be bought, but supports get 2 of em every 2min
>tp scrolls are now free
r8
>>152271054
say that to Cap's face and he'll bash your face in after he's finished bashing in that pussy next to him
>>152270785
just sit at enemy fountain noob
You know he wants the d
>>152271197
sloth is a straight 0/10.
why does he sit like that
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who UNIRONICLY play the game
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152271194
a game like that is already out, it's called League of Faggots, go play that instead
>>152271062
oh
CCnC
>>152271284
he's next to a qt girl he's just a bit uncomfortable
>>152269507
Then you aren't gonna be able to tell me whether its on sadpanda or not?
>>152271319
damn, hes smaller than ppds ex
>>152271445
I can't tell you that the panda has it sorry
>>152271310
but it's p2w. also what's wrong with theorycrafting how to make dotafun?
>>152271554
Pass it, familia, be kind. I already searched it by image, with no results
>d2g is 99% autistic
>>152271841
>/d2g/is 99% anime
:o
>>152271771
The more difficult and unfun dota is, the better, it culls the weak
stop picking rubick you fucking faggots he's total paper
>killing the semen demon 1st round
thats not how you make good tv
anyone else getting fucked by people you play dota once every 3months and they pick core heroes?happened two times already today,fuck i should start checking the history of my team
>enemy picks slark:
>slark gets a double kill
>it's gonna be one of those games
>"please dont feed slark guys we need wards and sentries"
>support buys wards, carries them around for 5+ minutes, says he cant afford sentries when he has a full mek
>he puts all the wards behind our towers
I can't fucking stand playing core against Slark because people at 3k are SO bad at supporting against him. Their positioning is awful and they just feed him aggressively. They think wards come after their bullshit luxury items. You know what the mek did this game? ABSOLUTELY nothing, because Lich just died all the fucking time.
>>152271921
>]
>tfw this is true.
happened to me with economy patches and new items.
it just turned to way harder game
>>152270102
>woman over the age of 16
>not sloppy seconds
pick only one.
>>152272071
sheevers still in
the actor kid didnt say a word lmao
>>152272301
only in the degenerate west.
Why do people say "TY" every time they get sunstriked?
And why is it so damn hilarious?
>>152272497
>big 3 asian cultures known for having child brothels and gay-sha's
East makes west look like the amish
>>152270513
I think there's gonna be some RedBull event in September, or something, with OG, [A], and other undefined teams.
>>152264230
that icon on the bottom right
which hero uses it?
>>152272497
Nope, its just as bad here.
t. kebab
>>152272697
>TV show about Pedophile getting caught
>TV show about children models
west makes east look like monks
I'm not gay for Cap, I swear.
>>152271284
hiding his boner
google "megalul" if you are real dotard xd
>>152272958
>Pattaya
>bangkok
>the entire lolicon epidemic
The east makes the west look like 14th century monks/nuns
>>152273052
i'm at work you little shit
should we just change this to /mafia general/ for the rest of the weekend? I mean what else is there to do or watch?
>>152273138
thats what you get for being a wageslave xd
>>152273142
definitely not deserving of that
name change requires an euhub tier event
>>152273142
Lock in your amateur teams
Get ready for Battle cup, and by extension, the battle cup system valve so desperately is going to pump out
>>152273293
when are we getting euhub again? is James forbidden to even host a dota 2 casting event or something at his own house?
>>152273293
this has more viewers
>>152272697
>talking about woman
>immediately change to children and gay
westerners cant stop can they
>>152273142
its still dota 2 general, dota 2 people are playing mafia
>Be Luna
>Go 4/0/1 by 10 minutes
>Team
How do I untilt myself after this, besides not queuing for another game straight after.I know HotD was a mistake, not sure about dragon lance.
>>152273421
hey James
fuck off back to your shitty early access shit
thanks
>>152273538
>i swear, it's just my team
You are where you belong, shitter
>>152273538
u got outfarmed by offlane storm
>>152273421
>that was 2 years ago
Pretty sad tbqh
>>152273538
>WK with most last hits
LUL what mmr
>>152273538
>rushing a satanic
>>152270785
you can complete it with neutrals, it is just a bit slower
>>152273636
I'm not saying my play was flawless, I'm asking how to not make winnable games that are lost because of
>MEMES
go to my head
I mean, I tried stacking for alch with my hotd once I got it but I fucked up because I generally just forgot. I guarded bounty runes for him when I could. I fucked up a mid gank, and for the rest just tried to get as big as I could whilst denying it to skywrath. Normally I don't care about GG EZ but after a game where it's lost because of memes I just get butthurt.
>>152273773
In lategame I was useless yeah. According to yasp he took until 20 minutes to overtake me in net worth.
>>152273930
I didn't know what to build famalam ;_: After I got the already wasted hotd I got lance and BKB. At that point I still melted to pretty much everything in fights, so I thought that the uberlifesteal maybe could let me go toe to toe a bit.
>>152273910unranked, normal difficulty bracket
/blog
Is Supportling totally kill?
What's the skill/item build?
>have a duo party in my team of feeders naix+axe
is one of those days 1-5 and counting
Are there no more Dotacinema top 10s?
Where do I go for my hype compilations every week?
>Misery just goes straight to Vegas after TI
what a madman
what the fuck did i miss? why is funnik angry ruski?
>>152274232
>I tried stacking for alch with my hotd once I got it
why would you do that as a luna, you know you getting items is actually good right ?
>>152274670
Because he was fucked in the jungle role because AM mid. Notice his 28 (twenty eight) minute midas timing.
>>152274595
he finally lost it after not receiving a single hug and his whole dota career and nobody wanting to paly with him in the past 2 years
>>152273538
this is like 1.7k isn't it
>>152274361
you can still play him offlane and hope enemy supports don't zone yoy out bc without xp your 4.25 sec stun doesn't mean shit
What's going on over there, funn1k?
>>152273993
Did you miss the part where it says "enemy heroes"?
>>152274783
by doing that you end up cutting your farm and have 2 carries with mediocre farm instead of 1 farmed carry
if you are going to play carry you need to keep up with the enemy, you can easily lose your team the game by doing shit like this
>things i have to deal with while playing S-O-L-O
heres the classic offlaners duo of naix+axe
No Nahaz on mafia.
How is this allowed?
Where do I find strong people to help me get out of 99% autistic pool?
>>152275136
One of the guys had an mmr in that range displayed on profile yes.
>>152275383
I'm no carry at hard, I guess, just a shit midder/jungler. (Zeus/Prophet/Enigma/Magnus)
>>152275632
in you
>>152274783
i don't know the context of whatever sub 3 digit mmr game this is, but if your alch has zero fucking items at the 28 min mark and you as a luna decide to sacrifice your farm to him, don't
alch is fucking useless anyway, he is already starting to fall off when 6slotted at the 30 min mark, don't waste farm on him
>>152273538
>those items all around
1k mmr unranked
Only shadowfiend had acceptable items.
add the surrender option in pubs already, 90% of matches that look over, are over.
Where can I cop icex3's hoodie
>Monkey king will have true sight by default
Nice game dotards
>after reading moon facts
>>152275612
Charlie made it pretty clear that Nahaz is not going to be invited ever again.
id shit on these kids so hard, amateurs 2bh
>MP left MVP
>Forev might still leave
>H0neylans looking for a team
>Jimmy willing to move to MVP
>Mike streaming like crazy to try to move
RED ALERT RED ALERT
GOOKSQUAD RAPIDLY APPROACHING 100% MEME CAPACITY
ppd is streaming!
can they send asa home already
1% is streaming
>>152276036
is this real? please tell me it is
>>152276003
probably you can find it on aliexpress
but it won't be as good
I'd beat the shit out of my wife and child if I were Nahaz.
>Play Single Draft
>Get hard countered by at least 3/5 the enemy team every single game
Why can't I just have fun with this game....
>>152276615
He doesn't have wife or children, he lied about that so he can get to be a "dota personality" since leddit taught it was cool to have a "Dad" xd in the panels
>>152276424
It is, and this is basically the reason why Nahas weren't on TI this year.
>>152276734
what's the reason though? source?
>>152276017
>when PPD says leave the chinks to me
>>152276843
he got drunk and molested sheever in manila.
>>152260325
Excuse me what?
EE LEFT SECRET
EE LEFT SECRET
EE LEFT SECRET
EE LEFT SECRET
2016-08-19 12:20:31 PDT EternaLEnVy (Jacky Mao) Team Secret (ID: 5390881) Left the team
>>152277179
proofs?
>>152276948
who hasn't?
>>152277168
>>152277179
we already knew this
>>152277239
we didnt know shit apart from le reddit ""insiderbros""
>>152277239
NO SHIT WE KNEW BUT THIS IS OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION IDIOT.
>>152277215
http://www.dota2.com/majorsregistration/list
>>152277215
http://www.dota2.com/majorsregistration/list
Damn she's older now.
what did he mean by this?
>>152277179
EG.Envy will make America great again. i BeliEEve.
>>152277368
>THE PROPHECY CAME TRUE.
L O L.
>Slark and Omni lose safelane to offlane Bloodseeker
Always remember not to play on Friday night lads it's normie-trash-stack bonanza
>>152277386
she was showing him how to travel between the planes
>>152277379
do people actually enjoy watching this shit
mafia is such a shit game and i don't know or care for all of the ebin personalities
>>152263259
>and thicc
I didnt know yellow fever included cognitive degeneration
>>152277479
people who pick slark have 0 mmr and 0 iq, it's just fact
they will always lose every game
>sand king 'supports' me in lane
>levels sandstorm and caustic
>sandstorms the lane and auto attacks creeps with caustic
>after he gets level 3 goes to the jungle to farm and abandons the lane
>still gets a blink at like 20 minutes
>does nothing
>every lane is lost
also we had someone random alchemist and jungle
Who's the red haired girl on stream?
>>152277386
>twitch chat finds this attractive
>>152277585
Bonnie, she's a translator from ESL.
>>152277386
holy shit are those HER legs? those calves are ridiculous
>>152277547
Well, that's just your oppinion, m80.
>>152277547
most people have streams on a second monitor
mafia is good for that because you can tell what's going on without watching
>adult male
>wears shorts in public
>>152277547
slack is hilarious
>no legion commander gf
>tfw 28%slarkwinrate
pls advise
can someone photoshop an EG Jersey and Make America Great Again hat on EE please, ty
>The fucking hole that wobbles put in the wall is there
What the fuck BTS
>>152277572
>Enemy picks Slark
>Rapes your entire team with 21 minute Silver Edge - Basher
>Slark on your team
>Almost as auto lose as LC
It's like the new Law of Pudge
RIP Stinky Pete
>>152277386
i recognize that knee
>>152277982
Your pills.
>>152277982
Big deal playing right now, tune in
>>152277856
u stop playing him
>>152277756
>browsing 4chan
>turn my head to 2nd monitor
>just a bunch of white people yelling at eachother and waving their hands around
>go back to 4chan
>>152277953
>enemy picks slark
>he gets destroyed like the shitter he is
>ally picks slark
>he gets destroyed like the shitter he is
fuck retards who pick slark, go fuck yourself every single one of you
>>152277386
M O R E
O
A
R
Holy fuck DEM CALVES THO
>>152277856
tread switching
>>152267651
>>152266385
What has Korok done?
7 decides which team is next to be destroyed by Envy
>>152277386
>those calves
I want her to crush me
>>152278062
this is gay as fuck
I either dont hear what some of those meager fuckbois or beta ladies are saying
or everyone is screaming over each other getting emotional over nothing
Eosin might have been a big deal in 2013 but not anymore
lets hope Slacks does something randum now haha
What will happen to him now?
EG.BananaSlammaJamma
heard it here first guys
>>152277982
>>152278130
kek get fucked shitter
>>152278279
EG is next since Fear is retiring
SAY MY NAME
Insider bro here, new team confirmed
EE
Sing
Bone7
Aui
Pieliedie
Don't tell reddit or I will lose my job.
>>152278458
>heard it here first guys
I've been saying it for a week.
>>152278565
n0brains
>>152278474
>he actually thinks this is impressive
Embarassing.
>>152270785
It's not the easiest quest, but easier than wr or axe quest:
pick leshrac
go mid
get your usual items (i found old straight bloodstone rush pretty underwhelming and built arcane into veil into eul instead)
if you are winning by minute 20, tell your teammates you need to finish quest (most players will comply), if you are not, try again in the next game
get your octarine
get soul ring and arcane (soul ring is mandatory as you need to actually replenish your hp)
go afk jungling (yes lifesteal from creeps will count)
you should finish your quest in 5 minutes in that fashion
enjoy your 800 points
>>152278705
>being this autistic
>>152278474
yeah i have a fucking 80% win rate with slark too but i don't pick him because i have advanced past the bracket i was in three years ago. plus slark is a boring fucking hero.
>>152277856
>go safelane
>buy midas
>buy treads
>buy ring of basilus
>buy shadow blade
>starts ganking (non stop till the game is over)
+25
t. slark mainer.
wont work in 4.5k mmr ++ though.
is behaviour score a meme
>EG.EE
>>152278705
I never said it's impressive
what's embarrassing is that you think having 257 games on 1 hero makes you cool
>>152278565
NO TEAM
only watching this shit for misery honestly. hes cool
>>152278565
h0neyLansNoDaddy
TriHard 4Head
>>152278705
>that pitiful win streak
lmao get rekt
>tfw the game doesn't keep track of your death record
>>152278839
t. 300 behavior score
why dont the asian girls wear socks?
>>152279021
im watching for our guy Slacks he makes me rofl
ReDeYe @ Gamescom@PaulChaloner 2 mins
EternalEnvy removed from Team Secret lineup on official major registration page :0
ReDeYe @ Gamescom@PaulChaloner 2 mins
EternalEnvy removed from Team Secret lineup on official major registration page :0
ReDeYe @ Gamescom@PaulChaloner 2 mins
EternalEnvy removed from Team Secret lineup on official major registration page :0
>>152278565
king big dick 2 major winner Johan Sundestein N0tail
>>152279116
I must admit, he's doing pretty great out there.
>>152279184
old news faggot
also do you fucking follow redeye on twitter?
>>152279115
Because they crave dick. 24/7
>>152279063
Moron.
Slacks doesn't even flinch calling bitches bitches, the absolute madman
post em
>>152279287
what did she mean by this?
>>152279308
>omni has a ~60% (more or less) winrate across the board
>slark loses every game above 4k and wins every game under 3k
lmao lmao lmao xd kiddo
Now that TI is over am I allowed to play and blog about pubs again?
Man im on a streak yo
My most common items kinda surprised me I guess Im a jew.
>>152279287
small dicked asians and whites can't even compare
>>152279512
Stupid slark picker
>>152279512
>he's actually unironically playing the game
>>152279548
if a girl is half white and half asian, is it still yellow fever?
>>152279512
we can see that you pick slark
normal items is like 2 or 3 boots, wands, blink, tp
>>152278565
The worst carry to ever be on tier 1 team.
I've never seen such a SHIT player at this level.
>>152279793
wasnt worse than EE
>inb4 Secret wasnt tier 1
>>152279270
Redeye is based don't start this shit
>>152279837
Secret was never Tier 1, maybe for a while after shanghai, sorry.
I think EE did more for Shitrekt than BitchTitties h0neylans ever did for OG.
I'm glad they're disbanding and that piece of shit is going back into the trash where the hontrash belongs.
>yesterday and 2 days ago: 10 good streams at the same time
>today: no streams and some reddit thread simulator on bts
kill
me
>>152277386
She looks like a generic indie dev feminist.
>>152279649
>>152279689
>>152279734
I dont play any hero that often, always RD mode anyway so its not even possible.
>>152280216
3k 4k or 5k
Mafia isn't fun to watch anymore tbqh
They'll never be able to recreate the excitement and hype of their first TheTown event.
>>152277368
THIS-WAS-NOT-FAKE-TWEET
IT WAS PUPPEY ALL ALONG PRETENDING TO BE HACKED
I REPEAT
THIS
WAS
NOT
FAKE
>>152279184
maybe now secret can be decent again
>>152280260
4,8 so 4k trash
t. >>152280216
>>152280292
they also got rid of nahaz, so he won't be sperging out no more
matumbaman
EE
Bamboe
Kuroky
Jerax
>>152280292
they got too many noname retards that no one cares about
i wanna see LD oy veying all over the place and Godz the madman fake claim cop and get away with it again
Will RTZ 'Artour' Babaev leave Secret? I honestly have no idea
>>152280292
People actually unironically watching that shit?
>>152280292
Needs more pro players to be honest all they got is misery and a bunch of fags.
>>152280439
Why does EE have to ruin good teams? Hes literally 4k mmr fucking shitter he cant play for shit
>>152280387
your games look exactly like so
whenever i queue random draft i get super long queues though, how do you avoid that?
>>152280414
anyone have the webm for this?
>>152280553
Don't worry, after humiliating himself at TI there's no way he'd get on a tier 1 team again r-right?
>>152280574
i que EU so theyre always 4-5min ques only
guys I've received insider info that nahaz has tried to force himself into the BTS house
what is this panda tv dogshit ?
is it chinese twitch ?
why do people stream there unless they are in china ?
>>152280492
no, he stays
>>152280492
dont see why. They need a playmaker and an offlane and thats it.
how do people lose games with only one or two or three deaths?
it makes sense if at the 60 min mark you've played the most flawless game and then you fuck up, die on your buyback, and then its over, but at the 30 min mark? how the fuck is it possible
i always just throw my body at the enemy team even when its beyond hopeless, because like 5% of the time we miraculously win the fight and get some sweet meme gold
>>152280776
team secret got a contract so they are forced to stream on this dogshit
>>152280929
>how do people lose games with only one or two or three deaths?
being the only constant
>>152280929
>how do people lose games with only one or two or three deaths?
>sweet meme gold
You just answered yourself.
>Envy forced to stream on this dogshit platform still because of a contract.
great job retard.
WHY IS THERE A DROW IN HALF MY GAMES
SHES UNKILLABLE AND ONE SHOTS EVERYONE HURR LE HURRICANE PIKE AWAY LE BUY LE DIFFU FOR 3K THAT GIVES YOU LIKE 90 DAMAGE AND UTILITY WHAT A BASED HERO DOTARDS LE FREE WIN MIDLANE SINCE LMAO 20 DMG OVER THE OTHER GUY XXXXD
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>You lived to see a mafia lan where Charlie is the shitter and slacks is the carry
What went so wrong?
>No Purge in mafia
>>152281174
>>152280776
>watching EE
>>152281174
oh no he will get 5x the money he would get streaming on twitch what a retard
>>152281193
>>152281193
yeah I have had drow in half of my games too
Then again when someone picks drow then the other guys pick void and slark
I dont really enjoy too much playing vs any of those heroes even though I do pick slark myself vs drow fags
I like playing drow as well lmao
Fuck void though
>>152281174
the top-kekest-part of this is team secret was founded to be independent and not have any shitty sponsor contracts. Well Memed, Puppey
how the fuck is grant so good at mafia
years of observing people at walmart have given him some sort of super power
>DOTARDS???
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>>152281280
Slacks has always been the carry though
>>152281452
Really makes you think
DENDI+PPY COMBO BACK
>DENDI+PPY COMBO BACK
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>DENDI+PPY COMBO BACK
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GET THE FUCKED
>>152281452
wow nice
envy has 6cs mid as exort invoker vs juggernaut
envy mid was a mistake
>>152281452
>THE GULAG OF SHIT'VI
>>152281452
0/10.
>>152281560
jugg is a good mid vs invoker tho
>>152281452
http://www.dota2.com/majorsregistration/list
>>152281472
Slacks wasn't the carry. He was the offlaner. He went in like a complete retard and disrupted the enemy team so much that the real carries could clean up after him.
>>152281421
Grant's been a community member of NA dota for years he's used to all the bullshit being spewed by people.
>>152281387
reminder secret is nothing but another shitty esports brand now
>>152281452
OKAY NOW WE PANIC
>>152281174
>>152281387
Universe got out of this
>>152278458
>>152278660
>never been on an actual team before
>suddenly ppd picks him up for his TI winning tier 1 dota team
i like bsj but there's actually no way that would happen
>>152281623
invoker cant kill him sure
but if you have 80dmg and forge spirit and get like 2cs a minute then you should kill yourself
I liked Team Secret idea back when it was the 2.0 or 1.0 version with S4 mid and Kuro carry.
They literally came to lans in casual clothing or some such
It was fucking funny to me
ok i tried jungle arc and it has not worked
when do i go around the map and do shit, whats my gameplan for the game 5ks
did you all meme me
>>152281647
Slacks is pretty good at causing chaos and disrupting the mafia when they try to make a play.
>>152281816
you go arc mid with double dagon idiot
>>152281452
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>Scandal, by far the best player of Team Empire, booted from Empire.
Fuck Empire. He was easily the biggest player on that team
>>152281816
if someone told you to jungle warden he was not 5k or at leats didnt get to 5k by playing some shit that forces your team to win 4v5
just go mid there really is a reason why all mainers go mid with him, like they have thousands of games on him
>>152281387
More like independent froms sponsor taking your profits
>>152281452
Grant God
>>152281763
Universe is going to get kicked from eg, by far the worst player on the team this TI.
The guy just keeps getting worse honestly, probably going to retire soon.
>h-hey guys can I play on your team? m-me carry
>>152281954
CIS DOTA
what a madman
>>152281936
someone explain this delusional little faggot meme to me. Was Puppey right or was Kuro right?
>>152282128
>this obsession
>>152282098
I've said Universe is bad even when they won TI. Goddamn, he is the fucking Loda of offlaners or some shit.
>>152282050
>those teeth
God fucking damnit spoiler that shit holy fuck this is what sugary beverages do to you.
>>152282174
absolutely based
>>152282201
>lelouch hasn't killed himself after his fuccboi was debunked as an absolute dogshit player
really makes you think...
Universe old void was based.
>>152282185
>>152282185
Xboct, Artour and Puppery were right
In a couple of years you can add jerax or matumba to that list
>>152282623
>EE got KICKED out of secret
>he is still cucked by Kamal so he has to stream on Secret's channel on pandatv so Puppey and Kamal can make their shekels
ABSOLUTE KEKOLDRY
>>152282768
he makes more money on pandatv than he does on twitch, why would he go back?
id give anything to worship fwosh's feet, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST LOOK AT THEM
>>152282878
he is not streaming on his own channel, he is streaming on official Secret channel which means all the shekels go to Kamal.
It was probably on their contract that envy has to stream X hours and he was kicked before that, but now he still has to play those hours even tho is not in Secret
add ee-sami and kamal in this pic
Left means kicked, right?
>BeyondTheSummit playing Dota 2
>not playing Dota 2
dotards
>>152281193
>not picking PA
>not picking Axe
PA literally shits on Drow. Just get lvl11 asap then throw daggers at her until she gets below 80% and blink on her and pray for crits.
>>152282516
>two majors
>dog shit player.
HELLO AUTISM.
Are my gulagites ready for SECRET.SCANDAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYPDdjKtcg
Greatest free mid and speaks competent English
>>152282667
>currently doing nothing
>doomed to never win a lan
>LAST FUCKING PLACE AT TI
>>>>>>>>>right
>>152283016
I got you feet senpai
>>152283119
>carried to 2 honeypot lans
>lost horribly the only one that mattered
lmao, how fucking sad are you? You could've bandwagoned any succesful player out there but you chose the hontrash that was never good to begin with.
I can even taste your tears.
>the blandest possible cookie cutter early 10s indie rock
>zero mechanical prowess, literally loses every 2 of 3 CS versus neutrals
>no emotions what so ever
>constantly in a passive aggressive stance towards his teammates
>this person is literally the face of NA dota
>be carry/mid picker
>play pub games
>commend any supports that constantly buy wards and sentries despite them being 3k shitters
>say thank you to support players
Thats how you enable support players. I hope they improve and get out of the 3k trench.
Fuck 3k mmr core pickers tho. They are fucking stupid.
>>152283234
that picture alone reveals your nature.
How do we fix this utterly shit champ?
>>152283362
>pick mid
>Win lane
>lose game
>Valve just put CSGO coaches out of a job
>Any player who retires is forced to become an analyst panel cunt now
What about Dota 2 coaches?
What'll happen once EE retires?
>>152283490
Why and how could Valve put 'cs:go coaches' out of a job?
>>152283087
Report them
EG is pretty much guranteed to win TI on an odd year, the question is who is going to get carried on EG to victory.
>>152283304
sweatingman.tif
>>152283362
I literately commend supports every time, even if they are just doing the bare minimum of what is expected of them, like buying a ward or two every 10 mins.
And yet I never run out of commends. Am I in a low mmr?
Was he as good at mafia as he was at commiting genocide?
>>152283490
>Valve just put CSGO coaches out of a job
??????
>>152283593
Ritsu for sure.
will RTZcucks finally kill themselves when EE's team places higher than Secret.
no one left to blame
I hope honestly hope peter picks up EE just to expose Arshitzy once and for all
>>152283490
pretty sure its the same rule we have
coaches aren't allowed to be in the booth during games but they are welcome to be in the waiting room to give advice
How is can one man be so based?
>>152283387
Make his lifesteal on kill a scaling passive
Re-implement the "silenced but heavier damage" skill
>>152283570
They are no longer allowed to directly communicate with the team during the match, except for tactical pause and some other moment I forgot about.
Basically, CS:GO had a thing where you could competitively basically play with a coach like you can have a coach in dota.
>>152283347
Sounds absolutely fitting.
what are the chances of EG.RTZ?
>Miracle
>EE-Sami
>misery
>cr1t
>saksa
heard it here first senpaitachi
>>152283680
Will you fucking shut up about RTZ and EE both fucking garbage players
>>152283743
>7
DOTA 2 coaches in - at least in Valve LANs - aren't allowed to be in the same room where the players are playing/in contact with them during the match IIRC
>>152283802
bout tree fiddy
>>152266385
>>152266385
>>152266385
>no ritsu
replace ixmike with ritsu
>>152283387
Make him lose Thirst bonus over time, and not when he gets the kill
Mautism cant even be good moderator, he ruin this game.
ITS YA BOY BIG DICK GRANT
>>152283802
EG got third place though you have to shop the spirit of Mason keeping the bicycle going.
>>152266385
>No Wagamama.
Wagamama will literally destroy carry his team to TI7 victory, he's that good.
YO
BIG DICK GRANT
>when you realize Slacks was right
Nerf Slacks! 3-0 two days in, how is this balanced?
>>152284053
>euros
>mfw all 3 heroes I main make Slark pickers want to kill themselves
>>152283986
It's ya boy Iceiceice here about to take over this game ya heard niggers.
>Your juggernaut builds hand of midas, still takes him 28 minutes to build a battlefury
>Your Faceless void "rushes" radiance, 29 minutes
>Your wind waker rushes aghs
>your support doesn't know how to ward
>the enemy team starts five maning our towers
>no one comes to defend, they all just sit in the jungles farming
just fuck my game up famalam
>>152284190
There is something that counters slark? Please enlighten me.
>"""""Dota 2 General"""""
>Talking about a shitty Mafia game going on.
I sure love this sub-reddit.
>>152284326
Bloodcyka, for one.
>>152284407
(you)
>>152284407
thanks
contrary to belief you're still welcomed talk about dota here
nothing is stopping you
>>152284407
>posting filthy frank
When does high school start so you can leave already
I haven't played Dota in 8 months. I'm thinking about starting with a new account.
Is that worth the try? or is it better sticking to my original account?
>>152284535
>Watches people playing mafia.
>Calls other people kids.
>>152284407
>posting a filthy frank picture and complaining about reddit at the same time
Oh man the irony with you guys, every fucking time
>>152284326
Kunkka, 2 ground-target disables, free cleave in massive aoe, and Glimpse 0.5
Meepo, if he shows up you just mash w-tab and he dies
Storm, less of a counter and more of "Slark can't do shit to lock him down", but Static Remnant is p. nice
I call my mains the KMS starter kit
>>152260225
slavs truly are savage
can slotherina just get in the frame so i can jerk off already, jesus
EE new captain of Secret
>the subhumans ITT are watching slacks and other reddit """personalities""" play mafia
>>152260225
>claims he's not autistic
>this is pure autism
>>152284621
>Posts anime
>Complains about being called a kid
>>152260225
Man slavs are pure cancer they could have one of the best scenes in Dota if they all weren't busy backstabbing each other.
>>152284846
>>152284407
>posting shittiest edits of the shittiest /tv/ memes
>AND filthy frank pictures
>AND complaining about something you can't appreciate at the same time
you honestly should just end yourself
>>152283476
Probably you have shitty safelane carries
>>152283609
Are you me?
In 5k mmr++, supports can completely take over a game. It's easier to play support, harder to play a safelane carry. But it is even harder to master playing a support. You need to keep in mind about rotation, timings etc.
This is why 3k mmr core players can single handedly lose you a game, but not a 3k mmr support.
>am I in a low mmr
What's your mmr?
>>152284846
lmao dude like who even plays the game this general is made for lmao xDwe have to wait like 2 months for actual dota related discussion with the new journey update, or 3 days for minor discussion for about a day with pitlord
Why didn't they invite Nahaz to play mafia?
mboy purgo in the house
>>152285139
>being this fucking mad that someone called you out on your subhuman viewing taste
>>152285187
I hate how playing an effective early game support is punished hard as fuck this patch. You really have to pick someone who's going to scale into late game though or else you just become a gold pinata after netting your team 10 kills in the first 5 minutes.
>>152284484
>>152284502
>>152284535
>>152284658
>>152285139
I for sure love me some free (You)s.
>>152285290
Why didn't they invite Nahaz to host TI6?
>>152285290
Post the webm
>say Charlies gf gave ppd herpes
>banned
wew lads why do people hate the truth so much
>>152285405
It's not your fault if your team can't carry you after 30 mins of the game where supports fall off.
Also, mind your positioning. From what I've seen, plenty of support players "try" to be hardcore by participating in "hitting" enemy heroes. You do like 100 damage tops, why bother hitting enemy heroes then? Just stun, and back off, wait for the cooldown. And stun again if necessary.
can we talk about pajkatt's slut girlfriend
>>152284592
Do you like it when your entire team abandons after one death? Then go ahead and make a new account.
>>152285937
>white eyeliner/shadow/whatever its called
truly disgusting
why did this trend start?
>>152285875
>why do jews hate the truth
hmm
>>152285937
are there no attractive asians in the west or do dota players like monkeys and plastics i dont get it
>>152283802
only if ppd has a stroke
What happened to funn1k?
Who the fuck is CrimsonBlur?
>>152285937
I swear you push press a paper towel against her face and you'd get a complete face worth of makeup layers
>The fact™ is that i carried a guy out of his bullshit and after that he decided not to do anything, even for himself. He started visiting the restaurants, drinking vodka with cherry juice. He was inviting me, but i told him: 'Vanichka, let's better play dotka, or we will suck major cock soon. A cock so big that we would choke on it.' But he didn't understand. He thought he achieved it all. 'A major cock? I'll take it'. And you know, when your teammate wants to suck a huge dick, you take it with him.
What did he mean by this
>>152286148
Smash player
>>152283802
Artour won't ever play on the same team with PPD.
>>152286136
Nuclear.
>>152285935
I'm not just talking about carrying the late game i'm talking about meme back gold. A support who's been destroying in the first 15 minutes will easily give up 1k gold just by making a simple mistake and if that goes to a core their pretty much back into the game. The game basically tries to restrict you from getting too many early game kills which is fucking bullshit.
I remember before the comback gold a support could LITERALLY win every game by shutting down the mid and safelane hero through a few ganks.
>>152285937
>another swecuck with a chink mailorder bride
is akke the last hope for the swedish race?
>>152286136
CIS DOTO
>>152286287
S4's girlfriend is a real white qt
>>152285937
>pounds of makeup
>no tits
>tattooes all over her body
>dyed hair
>>152286136
artstyle gave him a black eye so he decided to call him a kike parasite on stream for 30 mins pretty much
also lunar facts
>>152286473
nice legs though
>And about sir Artstyle. He can become the 1, but i doubt it from my previous experience. Because after i asked him about all of this later: Why did you do all this? Why didn't you do ANYTHING? You know what he said? 'Why the fuck did you play 0-7 Tusk in the finals? * Surprise Face from funn1k * WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK? 0-7 TUSK? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU FUCKIN TUSKAR. YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND NOW YOU TALK ABOUT 0-7 TUSK??
Hmm
>>152285187
3.4k, I'm a semi-cassual.
I went to take a piss right as the game started
Did they really just kill swindlezz again?
He's like the closest thing we have to entertainment since Nahaz isn't there. Why the fuck do they keep killing him
>>152286507
I started to fucking laugh so hard at lunar facts
>>152286473
that describes Soe too but you guys still love her
>>152286473
>DFC is bad
found the plebeian
>>152286416
>Silencer's name
>>152286614
Soe is damaged good at this point she was only ever cute years ago.
holograms
>>152286684
>that hidden text under the main text
>>152286743
???????????????????????????????????????????
I literally don't give a shit about a whole 2/3rd of the guys playing Mafia right now.
Fuck this I'm watching anime.
>>152286743
can they?
>>152260996
Holy shit!
Loda looks like a badass Ronin samurai.
Why the fuck he hide that glorious bald?
>>152286447
Yeah, """""""""""""""WHITE"""""""""""""""
>>152286447
>girlfriend
>Korean chick
>""white""
Umm...Dotards?
>>152286283
>those 10k gold lead Na'Vi comeback days
I remember those days too anon
;_;
/blog/
>entered this one amateur tournament
>my supports are owning these 5k mmr retards with successful ganks and shit
>25 min in, tried to high ground
>team wiped
>their support silencer, who had midas, suddenly owns a fucking SHEEP STICK
>gg
>>152286549
I hate 3k core players more than anything. Their mechanical skills are okay, but their in game decision making is just game losing. They would push lanes when all enemies are not visible. Jump in a teamfight, gets locked down instantly like a retard, and shitty item builds.
3k supports are okay though. I like you guys.
>>152286416
>que the million's of shitposts of people posting them "carrying" the team and still losing and crying
ppd pretty much confirmed EE is not on EG
>EE on EG
Who will EE fans blame when EG mysteriously tanks as a team and gets bottom 4 at TI7?
>>152286884
what's some good animes to watch while we wait for kumiko season 2
>>152286884
>tfw can't watch Envy stream since panda keeps fucking buffering
Why the fuck is Envy still using panda? He's not on Secret anymore.
Go back to Twitch already you autistic fuck
>>152286416
>everyone will be able to see my average on heroes
>>152287026
>10k gold comeback
Woah totally amazing!
Even before the memeback this shit wasn't considered all that special
>>152285728
>>152287024
>>152286976
hold up, S4 has a Korean girlfriend? When did this happen? is Akke really the only one trying to save Sweden?
>>152286447
>>152286976
>>152287024
Swedecucks strike again.
timber nerfs fucking WHEN ICEFRAUD
>>152287161
>not totally amazing
kys underage retard
Is Miracle unironically watches anime?
>>152285290
Nahaz is lucky he's not in jail for what he did honestly.
>>152287162
is there a longer one with voice
whats going ont here
>>152287162
>Anne not even hiding how much of a goof she thinks Nahaz is despite staying in Commiefornia
truly our girl
>>152287026
> Their mechanical skills are okay, but their in game decision making is just game losing. They would push lanes when all enemies are not visible. Jump in a teamfight, gets locked down instantly like a retard, and shitty item builds.
Hey you just described EE. To be fair though we all know Envy is actually just an average 4k pub scrub.
>"le scientific entity of baffling decisions" still streaming on the shitrekt channel on the shitty chink site after leaving the team
>still playing exort invoker every game
what the actual fuck is his endgame?
>>152286416
>Dota 2 finally has WC3-tier stats
Took fucking 5 years.
Also clearly a snippit from an update page. Underlord plus this and maybe more on the 23rd
>>152287298
what did he do???
>>152287191
worse
korean living in russia that G fucked for months before dumping her for a new unusued up model
>>152260841
>First the fountain hook
>Now this
Top kek
>>152287130
>mfw 7 KDA average
>>152287308
clips twitch tv/beyondthesummit2/InexpensiveLorisDatSheffy
>>152287191
since January senpai. She's okay though. Check her Instagram.
>>152287162
This really needs GoDZ defensive curling up reaction to Nahaz it was perfect.
>>152287092
TI curse
Envy on a cursed team is pretty genius
>>152287161
Comebacks were fucking rare before economy patches. Na'Vi were probably one of the 2 teams that could do them continuously.
They were amazing at the game even when the game was literally rigged against them, and against those comebacks. You could throw bodies at towers at 10k lead and you really didn't need to worry about anything usually.
have the mafia games been good? I only watch for purge, hot_bid, and blitz
>>152287162
why does he take mafia so seriously
>>152287335
Honestly, how is he still in a professional teams?
>>152287308
godz says nahaz is mafia
nahaz doesn't take it very well for a supposedly adult human
>>152287542
He's part of the dota 2 old guard just like bulba. These guys basically have to kill themselves at this point to get removed from the scene.
>>152287273
>>152287527
Pretty sure you guys never watched any of the games you're talking about
>>152260134
offlane niger
>>152287537
>he doesnt take mafia seriously
the fuck? do you and your friends set up a polite debate forum and take turns to talk to find out who to accuse?
>>152286416
>dk picker
valve is the best people.
>climb from 1000mmr to 3600-3700 mmr
>can't get higher
>every other game is crypto-0k mmr teammates
what the fuck
>>152287961
>>152287348
>>152287130
>>152287043
>>152286684
>>152286416
our boy purge shows off the postgame screen for a bit in his new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEjB0Bn2W0&feature=youtu.be&t=1h9m37s
(1:09:37)
>>152287835
i've only played it once with a large group of people, it's just a dumb party game for laughs
I think I prefer saboteur
>>152287162
>how to deflect attention from yourself when someone calls you mafia
also Anne is so THICC
RIP 8K, 24/0/21 AXE.
This game was fun.
>>152286416
>"But we know you'll mostly use to check if support have got wards or not"
No bully
>EE's brain has blocked anything related of him being kicked of Secret since such a thing in his reality is unimaginable
>he still thinks he is on the team streaming from the chink bootleg version of twitch still thinking he is gonna become Secrets midplayer so he only spams Invoker
>>152286416
>its still far worse than the original WC3 end game screen
Um dotards 2?
>>152288207
Forgot my picture
>I don't wear socks with my shoes
please consider killing yourself the thought of it makes me want to puke
>>152288340
I like how creeps are separated from neutrals, how come we dont have that?
>>152288340
I miss the old dota ui aswell.. Was so clean and fun
Guys watch Thoorin's interview with EE.
EE has said before that he hates playing on all-star teams, and given the choice he would rather be on the underdog team to prove that he can beat the best.
>yfw EE is going to become the MC of his own anime to win TI7
>>152288507
>he doesn't wear flip flops
>>152288420
how hard did the axe win his lane against drow and friends?
>>152288507
Could be one of those weird people whose feet never sweat.
I've met two people like that.
>>152288650
>I am a poor thirdie who can't afford proper shoes
>>152288643
>yfw EE is going to become the MC of his own anime to win TI7
we say this for every TI
>>152288613
>just a fuckload of numbers mashed together
>clean
It doesn't even show build order or ability order or individual graphs
>>152288507
>these barefoot faggots at the Mafia lan
Put on some socks you niggers no one wants to see your hairy toes.
>>152288613
>>152288340
If you check the new thing >>152286416 Valve just found out a way to visually clutter up 3-5 pieces of information.
That's just bad design imho-
the dota1 while looking rough shows far more, in roughly the same space, in a clear manner.
>>152287710
>Pretty sure you guys never watched any of the games you're talking about
kys. I've been playing dota since 2009, gets invited to dota2 after TI 1.
>>152288713
He jungled to level 6 and he and BH pressured the lane after that. I also struggled against Exort drow aura invoker in lane, so i TP'd with them and wiped them twice.
>>152288792
actually i'm a first worlder who likes to wear comfy stuff because i live near the sea
i just realized the actor from enders game is at the mafia thing. is he good?
>>152288650
why would you wear socks with flipflops though? That defeats the purpose of the open toe
>>152288713
I dont think he was in lane at all, he wouldnt be able to do much against 2 ranged + ogre and drow aura so he jungled and then started to rape them
Bonnie is so fucking awful at this. Why did she get invited?
>>152288643
>and given the choice he would rather be on the underdog team to prove that he can beat the best.
That's fucking retarded, self-defeating, and most of all, egotistical. He clearly is more interested in proving himself than assembling a team actually capable of winning
why do people think i'm a homosexual just because i play dota
>white socks
>>152289015
because you think people think you are homosexual
>not wearing comfy as fuck wool socks
you are missing out
>>152288850
>>152288850
Man Dota 2 post TI to just before TI3 were the golden years of Dota 2. Sure it was in beta but the community was the best half the people were noobs and the other half were DotA vets who just played for fun. People picked the heroes they actually wanted to play instead of broken/FOTM heroes and you would actually get english speakers in US servers.
Heck I even got matched with pros on a few occasions like Fear, Demon, ixmike etc.
>>152289015
They probably think you're homosexual anyway, desu
>being so underage you care what other people think about your fashion style
It's not high school, grow the fuck up.
>>152289245
>I get to be a disgusting slob and no one should call me out for it
go back to /a/ please
Is bounty hunter a good roaming support?
>>152289245
>i don't care what others think of me
>that's what it means to be an adult!
looks like you're the one that has some growing up to do
>>152289245
This pretty much unless you dress like this or wear videogame clothing.
>>152289361
stop FUCKING FAT SHAMING
>>152289373
The best, along riki and mirana and maybe one or two others
>>152289417
I need that spongebob underwear immediately
>>152288340
This shows some stuff Dota 2's doesn't show, but this only shows end items and doesn't look like it has gpm xpm or anything.
>>152289416
>self confident enough to not care
>knows how to dress just by common sense
>somehow he's the kid that needs growing up instead of the guy that talks about "his fashion sucks lol xd"
only NEET autists would spout this kind of shit because they don't fucking know how to dress properly to go outside.
has bonnie "accidentally" flashed her panties yet
>wake up
>still no Bernie Sanders themed Funnik pics
>>152289573
>mid lesh glimmer
>>152288812
EE has shit taste, he will never come out on top
on the other side, we have zai and universe, two fine tasters who are on the most successful western team right now
>>152287130
>tfw i inflate my death counter every game
i hope to have 1,xx kd/ratio but 80% win rate one day
>>152286614
Soe is white though, not an ugly little gook
>>152289209
>fear
>demon
>ixmike
one of these is not like the others
>>152285937
trash
titanchan is prettier
>>152291697
yea demon's pretty shit but he gets on teams anyways so he's considered a pro