/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Get Genji gone

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hana song

MCCREE NOCLIP ROLL IS THE SAME AS ANIMATION CANCEL

NEITHER SHOULD EXIST

What kind of mousepad do you use /owg/? I have a hard, fairly slippery pad and I like it a lot.

Do any pros use something like this or is there another preferred type?

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satya vaswani is gonna punish you!

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YOUNG MCCREE WHEN

also where is this picture from, is it fan-made?

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QTs

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===ATTENTION===
Hello, my name is Sebastian and I'm looking to play Overwatch with 5 other highly skilled people. We are recruiting for our group known colloquially as the Uzumaki Shimada 6. I am very competitive and I will do whatever it takes to win, right now we have 2 people and we need to fill 5 more spots. Why not 4? We need a coach who will spectate our games and record them to critique our playstyles and let us know how we should improve. This is for Competitive mode ONLY so if you want to play bots or quick play try somewhere else. I main D.Va and Tracer and my friend mains Genji and Hanzo so if these are your mains be willing to switch off of them upon request from the team captain (me).
Our requirements are as folows:
>MUST be at least level 100
>MUST not use Bastion, Widowmaker, Symettra, Torbjorn, or Ana
>MUST complete 3 trial quick play matches before your accepted
>You WILL BE on probation for 1 month after joining wherein we can kick you out for whatever reason
>MUST have a mic and ability to speak English
>MUST post stats in this thread along with username, rank, level, and your mains
>DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO PLAY EVERY DAY BETWEEN 12PM-12AM
>If you can not attend a session you must tell me or the co-captain at least 2 days in advance
REQUIREMENTS FOR THE COACH JOB:
>must meet the above criteria
>must have at least 200 hours into the game
>must have recording software in 1080p respectively
>must watch every game live and give callouts in chat


We are fully expecting to reach Top 500 next season so apply now if you want to win, don't apply if you want to get absolutely shit on by us
Schwin11508

UPDATE: 2 spots left, the coach position needs to be filled!
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

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So how the fuck did the humans win the Omnic War?

The omnics have a mass producing army that can self repair, have high durability, require no sleep or food and can coordinate themselves perfectly. They had skyscraper-sized battlebots, gigantic warships, attack aircrafts and thousands of bastion units, each single unit easily capable of killing 10 humans at least.

Humanity is fucked.

>inb4 muh Overwatch
Literally a small group of humans fighting hundreds of thousands of killbots

How are/were rankings determined?

I've heard of people queuing all 10 placements with their friends and ending up in radically different ranks.

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lol

>>152210742
Where is 5 facts about jessie mccree anon, I miss him

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Tracer is the qtest

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nth for fancy outfits!

>woodpecker intensifies

>>152210786
you should kill you'reself

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>>152210667
will never call you Oppa ;_;

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>>152210704

>LED-lit Razer Firefly for maximum depravity

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Who here didn't make it.

>>152210786
where'd you get this pasta?

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>>152210809

Shitty blizzard writing

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>>152210786
ur bad kid

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>>152210815
ugh i hate the OLD AUNT hair style they gave d.va for these skins. why did they have to change it. i like the iridescent mech but fug

>>152210809

You know that trope in the movies where the humans are getting buttfucked by aliums but then suddenly

THEY HAVE ONE SINGLE HIVE MIND THAT IF WE DESTORY IT, IT'LL SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!!!!

That is the Omnic War. Overwatch shut down the control booth.

>>152210809
niggas dont kno bout EMP

>>152210780
That's cute until you realize Widow is a mass murderer.

>>152210809
ISIS suicide bombers saved us all

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>sprinter Tracer finally dropped

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>>152210809
>muh Overwatch

And asymmetrical warfare. They targeted Omniums and AI installations instead of just fighting a war of attrition like the world governments did. The First Strike Team were the best of the best, and still are. It's no surpise the vast majority of them are still fighting (eg, in the game), 30 years after their glory days.

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>>152210786
IT REALLY IS A PASTA

>Can't pick hanzo/genji, i r da best at dem
>can't pick tracer, i r da best at dem
>must play every day between 12pm and 12 am aka when literally anyone that isn't NEET has a job
>No using [THESE CHARACTERS] because we think you can't use them properly

The best is the
>YOU CAN'T USE GENJI/HANZO/DVA/TRACER THEY ARE MINE I AM BETTER AT THEM THAN YOU

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>there will be at least one hero who is "OP" every patch
>there are people who will whine about said hero(McCree, Widowmaker and Genji) until they get nerfed into oblivion
>people will say "hurr learn to use them with nerfs" before calling that hero useless until buffs come again
Thanks Blizzard.

>>152210786
trying way too hard for something so easily achieved.

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Hana is the kind of girl to brng to her stream to insult and humilliate you, but would fuck ypu senseless off camera

>>152211045

>There will be a day when Symmetra is OP.

EXQUSITE.

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Best boy primed and ready!

i have crippling depression

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>>152210704
I don't use a mousepad, my desk is the best surface known to man.

Also had a friend like this>>152210851
who was a braindead monkey who bought shitty razer gear like the rainbow backlit keyboard and shitty mousepad who thought he could take off with a gaming youtube channel

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>PTR filled with 5 Hanzo teams
>QP Live filled with tryhards demanding meta teams

Alright then, no Overwatch till mid september.

>>152211137
The coal miner look suits him well.

Good night Junkbro.

>>152211045
to be honest, genji's core/main role isn't effected much though. as a flanker/harasser, he can still pick off some stragglers and ult and kill 1 or 2 people. it's just harder for him to quickly kill a whole team now

>>152211145

My therapist wants to put me on anti-depressants but it's going to interfere with my drinking.

I want Mercy to heal me.

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>>152211137
junkertown map when

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>>152211045
>Posting inferior fruits

>>152211137
Love that fucking emote so much.

>>152211145
I'M GAY

>>152211250
speaking of drinking, i am right now. All i do is get drunk

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>>152210786
>UPDATE: 2 spots left, the coach position needs to be filled!
This really is the cherry on top of this pasta.

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>>152211250
you can drink while on antidepressants, i was on lexapro for some months and i could still drink. it just makes the alcohol more effective

>>152211367
Stop posting

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>>152210975
That's okay

>>152211309
>

>>152211437
Where are Mei's popsicles?

>>152211250
Depression pills makes alcohol more effective. Think of it as having to spend less on beer.

>>152211145

Well get the hell off of 4chan then, you masochistic fuck. This place is poison to depressions.

>>152211410
why?

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I hope this game keeps making dark skinned qts
and make mercy + pharah a canon otp

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>>152211309
>>152211471
>>

>>152210786
Is this from bnet forums or leddit?

>>152211471
>That's okay
IT'S THE TERROR OF KNOWING WHAT THIS WORLD IS ABOUT

What's the most satisfying ult to use?

My vote
> Hammer DOWN!

>>152211192
>playing hanzo only on live qp

Had a team of 6 hanzos at one point

Idk where do you guys see those tryhards

>>152210667
What's your favorite thing about Hana?

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>>152211548
Unlikely

23's brown girl a best

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>>152210956
Because it's on her B.Va skin and it's a beehive. Jokes.

>>152211137
Of course

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>McCree's ult doesn't recharge in PTR if you don't shoot or die
CAN YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR A MOMENT???
Who had as much nerfs as McCree? Every fucking patch is about nerfing him. His ult is already a shit. Either enemies quickly hide or kill you in 1 second because you walk like a snail, glow as Eiffel tower at night and say "High Noon" louder than Hanzo's moonspeak. FFS.

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>>152210809
Omnics had a preset kill limit. Knowing this we sent wave after wave of our own men at them until they simply shut down.

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>>152210786
>Schwin11508
>https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Schwin-11508
>rank 46

Oh my lord what the fuck

Would the game be bad if they doubled or tripled the HP of all heroes?
Games seem to come down to who can one or two-shot people faster and not about setting up ults to push a battle in your favor. Instead, ults are set up to team kill people that make a mistake or are caught off guard.

>>152210809
nothing can beat the human spirit!!

>>152211753
>Lucio main

So we know he is HIV pos

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Revert the 76 spread nerf Blizzard.

>>152211761
>everyone should be a tank
>>>/r/eddit

>>152211753
>rank 46
This feels like justie.

>>152211701
>Who had as much nerfs as McCree? Every fucking patch is about nerfing him.

And he's still top tier.

>His ult is already a shit

lol. It needed to be nerfed because you essentially had the ability to clear out any area of the map for 10s for half the cost of an ult.

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Why does most Pharmercy art have Pharah as the submissive?

>>152211631

Hammer down, Nano-boost on an ulting Genji or similar ally, or Zenic the Hedgehog

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>>152211659
shes perfect

>>152211869
I never noticed that, I'll need more proof, just to know you're telling the truth.

>>152211813
this. I play him and mccree, but anytime I pick 76 now it just feels like I should play mccree.

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>>152211761
>750 hp Reaper

>>152211639
Most likely low mmr

Does Mei's update ult go through Zarya's Particle barrier?

>>152211869

Because Mercy comes across as vaguely maternal and more experienced while Pharah seems almost socially awkward.

>>152211037
This.
It's the principle of every game where you play as a lone hero/party fighting theoretically superior or more numerous forces without having super powers.
Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Binary Domain, it's all about attacking the head of the snake or slicing the Achilles' Heel.
The King's Row map is literally all about moving an EMP into an Omnic neighborhood to murder them or at least turn them off for a while

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>>152211869
Because lesbians suck

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>>152211761
>Battleborn tier time to kill

Lol no.

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Made a thing, wanted to share.

>>152211761
Armor and shields would be OP as fuck.

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>>152211801
What is it about Lucio mains that make them like this? Is it the character being Brazilian or is it the support main position that attracts the mentally ill?

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FINALLY

Now I just need nihon genji.

>some games I can hit airshots on enemy Pharahs without any effort
>others I can't hit any rockets at all, even fucking pointblank shots

I wish I had consistency

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>>152211761
>doubled or tripled the HP of all heroes

Please be bait.

>>152212002
>almost
She's kinda monotonous in most of her lines, it's borderline spergy.

How do I play around roadhog? particulary as mercy? every time I play her this asshole hooks me from across the map and shoots me and my team just doesn't give a shit.

>>152211869
Because the ship is shit.

>>152210812
alpha male big dick dps player = high ranking
beta bitch cocksucking healslut = low ranking

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Fareeha!

>pharah can now headshot

y/n?

>>152212152
>some games i headshot everyone as mccree and roll to victory
>other games i can't hit anyone and feel like the worst player in the world

>>152212103
hair looks a bit too neat for him in my opinion, but you draw well. nice job, anon.

>>152211631
>Mowing down mutiple helpless enemies using pharahs barrage

Makes my dick diamonds

genji main

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>>152211137
BEST BOY
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B
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>>152210812
Not everyone starts at the same point. Placement matches calibrate you based on your QP aka hidden MMR.

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This is your Tank for tonight

>>152212116
Is it bad that I got a bigger laugh out of "include me in the screencap sempai" than any other part of this image?

>>152212264
The rocket's hit box is fuck huge so no.

>>152212124
>tfw just want eidgenossin mercy
>tfw the only thing I've gotten so far was the junkrat highlight intro

;_;

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>entire enemy team goes Genji
>we win

You guys said Genji was OP.

>>152212264
Only if junkrat can as well

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I can win gold medals now.

>>152212124
I swear nihon genji is rarer than everything else

>>152212352
I didn't realize my dick liked mercy in actual armor
thanks anon

>>152211761
ults were a msitake
go away

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>>152211869

If Blizzard ever make an official couple out of any two heroes, I hope it's a constellation that pisses off a maximum number of shipfags. Roadhog + Mercy or some shit like that.

>>152212281
Even if it's too neat, it creates a nice visual shape where he looks like he's getting exploded in the face in real time

What's the general opinion on the new ranking system? I think it's great but I know you guys bitch about everything.

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PTR quickplay = comfiest mode.

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>>152212281
Thanks m8.

>>152212526
This desu. "Competitive" OW will never be taken seriously until they are either removed or entirely reworked.

mei please sit on my face

Junkrat is a high skill hero

>>152212370
Considering mikeyeyez intentionally got HIV and thought it was a good idea to share it here that's not a bad thing.

I've played with him a few times before he posted that and he kept trying to ERP after the 2nd or 3rd match so I blocked him.

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All those people I sat down with and talked with in skirmish then got cut off because I found a game

>>152212521
Sexy women in full-plate is just amazing.

There's an allure to slowly peeling off the many layers of plate, chain, and padding, to find a pearl in the oyster.

>>152210809
OK but really anon is right.

I want you to set a custom game to 6 soldier vs 6 bastion but the soldiers only have 100 health do less damage and no heal pack. Bastion unchanged. Now imagine when the soldiers die they get 16 year respawn time. Bastion gets 30min respawn time. You can scale this down if you want.

If you could I'd tell you to make it 20v20

>>152212562
>This will be QP for a whole month

cant wait to see 5 symmetras sit on the payload with a Reinhardt shielding them

>>152212558
Please give source

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>Join quick play as the last person in a 6 man vs 5 man
>We need a tank
>Lock Bastion, tell them he is a tank
>The 5 man on my team leaves

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Junkrat's butt!

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>>152211761
I bet you liked the Division

Turning everyone into a sponge isn't going to solve anything

>>152212562
Is this the conga of Overwatch?

>>152211761
>triple health
>900 health 600 Armor reinhardt
>600 health 300 armor bastion
>wanting to deal with this

>>152212352
That's pretty cute

>>152212645
Skirmish is stupid, I don't know why anybody in this general actually chooses to do it.

>>152212562
When the fuck is that patch hitting regular?

Please don't tell me I have to wait a whole fucking month until we finally get these

>>152212645
no one ever talks to me :(

>>152212696
I want to squeeze it

Why is Junkrat's Grenade Launcher only for "trash damage" when it does more damage than TF2's counterpart that's basically a frag monster?

Are OW players just bad at aiming it?

>>152212562
It's like those weird servers on TF2 where people just chill and talk philosophy and art theory over mic.

And then some 12-year-old comes in, tries to kill everyone, and they all rig it up for him to be caught in an infinite teleporter loop.

Then they go back to the chill discussion.

>>152210809
EMP nuke

>>152211761
STOP FUCKING RUSHING

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Balderich was amazing.

Think Reinhardt could pull stunts like this when he was younger?

>>152212494
took me about 35 levels to get it. still missing one of lucio's recolors, both zarya recolors, and swede mercy. don't really care about those too much though.

>>152212823
Velocity is ass, it doesn't have that much range unless you angle it just right.

>>152210809
Humans were more intelligent and developed tech that waas capable of disabling the omnics faster than they could respond

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>>152212439
Love GenjixTracer

>>152212884
>Balderich
This is pissing me off, why do people think thats Balderich?
Look in the background there is another guy in Rein/Balderich armor, the one here could just be a random guy with Crusaders

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>>152212884
He did this when he was younger.

Man, this game is un fucking playable.
Quick play is shit and PTR is shit.

I might just fucking play against bots it's so shit right now.

>>152212884
Reinhardt already can pull shit like that.

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>>152210809
All you need to do is blow up their Omnium.

Or if you don't feel like turning your country into a feminist hellscape, just sabotaging it will do.

>>152212884
>firestrike can 1 hit three bastions
>shield can stand up to multiple bastions

Rein must've been amazing if he was chosen as the best of the best

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>>152212996
There is not enough GenjixTracer art.

How do you fix pharah with a hog, mccree and zen/occasional ana in every game

>>152212696
>everyone in Overwatch practices a single sport
>except Junkrat who practices two
Why is that so

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>>152213010
He has a Rocket MACE. Note the spikes.

His shield has a bird motif and Balderich really liked gryphons.

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>>152212884
>Balderich

>>152212746
Does armor mitigate damage? I thought it was just extra HP, but it's "armor" because the character is armored.

>>152213061
t. Genji main

>>152213273
for the alliance

>>152210873
Same here anon, we'll get our due next season.

>>152211715
This feels like an actual quote even though I don't remember it.

>another loot box
>get some shitty track and field tracer skin
>still no widowmaker skin

i'm going to kill myself DESU

>>152213404
Yes, it's fairly significant.

http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Health,_Armor,_and_Shield

>>152213404
Look at armour on the wiki

>>152212675
ColonelYobo

>>152212259
We are all in agreement that Pharah has the cutest laugh right?

Right.

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>>152213550
You got 4 more days, my man. You'll get it!

>Complete dogshit at every Offense character
I don't get it
Every other character I can play competently to some extent but offense characters I cannot fucking play for the life of me

What is even the point in having downtime between seasons? Just to remind everyone of how shitty quick play is?

Is there ever a reason to HS flashbanged players as McCree? I know for Tracer it's a one hit kill but for every other hero they'll have some health left. Might as well FtH

>>152213683
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING SUFFER THROUGH THIS SHIT WITHOUT A WIDOWMAKER OUTFIT ANYMORE

>>152210873
Tfw found out about rewards almost before the season ended
Managed to reach 57 in no time but they took competitive of my hands :^(

Im sure i could've reached 65 if I had more time

Who are your favorite characters to play in each role?
Tracer, Junkrat, Roadhog, and Ana here

The Last Bastion T_T

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>>152213550
>pulling the Ghost Rare and complaining you didn't get the Ultra Rare.
I didn't know there were YGO players in these threads besides me.

>>152213726
>Everyone has full health all the time

>>152213223
>>152212996
PharahxTracer when

It's random, but I've never seen it.

>>152213701
Learn to stop being cowardly. Reaper can take out any tank in a few seconds up close, for example. Do what you're supposed to do, play offensively

>>152213758
Reaper, Symmetra, Roadhog, Zenyatta

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>>152213820

>>152210583
>all them circle jerking comments in the bastion video
jesus christ that was boring
>bastion walks in circles for hours, watches a war scene then runs off into the woods
this literally does nothing
hes still in game
he wasn't explained
it was desperately trying to copy the iron giant, not like blizzard doesn't copy everything else

>>152213791
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY TRACER

i can't wait until i can turn allied health bars on for everyone in the next patch

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Caber Toss is back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fQGPZTECYs

If I spend coins in ptr do I lose them in normal?

>>152212352
They should make a Tank character with Healing capabilities.

>>152213758
Reaper, Trashmouse, Zarya, Ana

>>152213707
"Time to implement balance and system changes" is the gist of what Kaplan said

>>152213882
Well fuck you too.

>>152213550
I got the shitty fucking tricolore skin 3 times and still don't have my qt midriff tracer. Fuck you.

>>152213887
You should start. She's gonna be the FotM if these Genji nerfs go through as-is with no other Offense/Flanker changes.

>>152213882
>REEEE THE SHORT WASN'T EDGY ENOUGH FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>152213758
Reaper, Junkrat, Roadhog and Zenyatta

I ship Mercy with my benis

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what should i do with all dis gold

So Hanzo still feels he had to slay Genji but doesn't feel any joy from harmonizing his clan and leaves?

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>>152214081
The only true ship is with Winstons benis

>>152214031
No, FUCK YOU.
GIVE ME THE WM SKIN

>>152214034
I don't feel she does enough damage familia

plus i suck with the tripmine thing

>>152214142
wait for the new emotes that are coming out

>>152214142
Wait until the update so you can get all the sitting emotes

>>152214142
Wait and buy the Lounging/Laughing emotes for the characters you like when they come out.

>>152213758
Pharah
Junkrat
Reinhardt/Roadhog tie, warming up a lot to Zarya though
Lucio, only because he has the funnest mobility in the game

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>>152214047
sick damage control, the trigger words help your point

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>>152211715
topkek

I am glad I can play mercy again next season

>>152214190
You're not supposed to show up to a fight, fire 2 rounds, and then get quad kills. You're supposed to harass the shit out of everyone and then heal it off because E is never not off of cooldown.

>>152213984
Nah

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How to git gud as rated r superstar

>>152214440
>get close
>click on people
easiest hero

>>152214440
Be right up next to someone. Shoot them.

If they shoot you back too much, kill them faster or turn into a cloud.

I want more Dva skins

>>152213948
>just crouching and standing up

>>152212259
i want to protect that smile

>>152214562
I want to skin Dva.

>>152214460
This. Reaper is so fucking easy to use. His ult is basically guaranteed kills if you don't use it like a retard

>>152214142
Wait for new Reinhardt skins.

>you will never get to pick hanzo in comp, dooming your team to failure

>>152213273
A mace with spikes is a morning star, technically. Then again morning stars don't typically have rocket engines attached to them.

>Someone on the enemy team goes Mei/Bastion/Widow/Hanzo/Whatever bottom tier hero
>I bully them and kill them repeatedly.
>They switch to Lucio/Reinhardt/Reaper/McCree
>My team can't handle the extra momentum and we lose

Should I start sandbagging at the beginning of the match so baddies feel like their bad picks are worth it and they don't switch? I'm bad at these mind games.

>>152214787
Don't worry, you're shit enough that they'll lose anyway.

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what the fuck happened here

is this a sombra clue

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>9/10 Bastion skins unlocked
>3/3 victory poses for him unlocked
>10/11 Voice lines for him unlocked
>2/3 heroic intros for him unlocked
>Total playtime as him: 00:00

I hope they buff Genji's projectile speed along the nerf to everything else, these shurikens are painfully slow.

>>152214962
i have everything unlocked for tracer except her golden pistols and playtime: --

>People actually thinking hanzo is going to be good now because he got buffed

HAHAHAHA how fuckin stupid is this playerbase? They think because some numbers went up on a dogshit meme hero they will somehow become top tier?

Same goes for mei.

2/2/2 will continue, genji will be picked just as much and the only difference you'll see is potentially pharah/mercy in place of zen/genji/reaper

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Does anyone else notice that people switch to Bastion at the last second sometimes, even on attack? Bastion is that kind of character

>>152215071
>rank 50 meta analysis

>>152215071
hanzo will be good because the reverted the hitbox change

>>152215165
t. rank 52

>>152214946
no anon, that's a pointer.

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE CONCEPT AS "ATTACK AS A GROUP"

NO LET'S GO ALL ONE BY ONE THAT SURELY WILL KILL THE ENEMY TEAM WHO'S ALL HOLDING THE POINT AS ONE

I WISH I COULD PLAY WITH BOTS AGAINST PEOPLE

>>152214946
I think it's just an error code the game spits out when it isn't working properly

>>152214946
No, that's 0 in hex. In other words, they broke something. Probably supposed to refer to the string Defend or Attack or something.

>>152215165
t. just barely got passed 50 hanzo main

I have 3 legendary skins for Zarya , Two are summer and that's half of my legend skins

>>152215140
I do it on Defense Nunbani because it works as a last ditch effort about 3/5 times for me.

>>152215140
He is there last Bastion

>Join game
>Not all 5 other teammates have golden guns
>Leave game

Sorry, I don't play with "slow" people.

>>152215071
Hanzo was always good if you could aim. One shotting all non-tanks is good. On demand wallhacks is good. 420 scattershot damage is a solid tank buster is good. Bad players just pick him and suck at him cause muh legolas or whatever.

He was and still will be less consistent than the offensive dps characters, but buffing him is going to make him scary good in the right hands. and before you start meming at me, I won't be playing him, I only play broken OP heroes.

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>want to practice rooper for the incoming wave of fat chink
>but also don't want to be the 5th dps

QP truly is a blessing

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>get peak 67 season 1
>ptr shit around in ranked mode
>2-8 w/l
>only ones I won were tryharding as lucio
>1500 rating silver

ik it's ptr and ik that it doesn't matter especially since I wasn't trying but why does it hurt so much

Give
Me
The
D.va Lewds

I got 1456 in comp, that's a pretty big number holy shit

>>152215273
some map names and player icons also have it

>>152215553
I understand bro.

I'm pretty sure playing my placement during s1 so early on really helped while there were more shitters.

Someone add me for group play I want that +20% XP

I play on EU

Killen#2891

So i have a problem with roadhog. If i play him and i hook someone they usually can do stuff before my shot goes off. But if I get hooked by an enemy roadhog i can never do anything in reaction. Is it just my jewish internet?

Will this Mei buff change or anything or will she still be useless.

>>152215071
>increased projectile speed by 30%
>increased movement speed while drawn
>reverted back to tree trunk hitboxes
>recon/scatter shot fuckery with bigger hitboxes
Have you even played PTR? If you have a modicum of aiming skill he's a one-shot machine. And he can spam arrows up close for more fucky one shots to his "counters"

>>152215698
>yuropoors

when will they learn

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>>152215553
I was rank 68 at the end of lasat and peaked 71
got put in 2350 on PTR...

In one of my placements my whole team refused to heal and I was hard carrying with mccree so I couldn't be bothered to switch. We somehow won the game barely without a healer, while the enemy team had 2.

I swear to god if my placements for s2 on live are anything like these were i'm killing myself.

>>152215706
it must be. You can hold down M1 to buffer the shot so that it goes on the first frame possible. they shouldn't be able to do anything before you.

>>152214154
k

>>152210583
>3 boxes full of repeated items in a row
Fuck you blizzard, at least let me use the game cash to get the summer games stuff!!!!

>>152215747
it will make her even more pubstompy sub ~55 but still garbage with a competent team

>>152215698
What part of EU? I'll play if you answer this question m9

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>>152215578

>>152210583
Any tips for playing Mercy and Lucio?

Do Xbone fags get the 20% bonus for teams too
Pls I need Summer Skins

>>152215843
i hate my internet T.T same thing happens with genji and zarya, etc. I use reflect perfectly timed to block a hook, but it goes on cd and i'm still hooked, and same deal with zarya shield

>>152215914
I'm Bosnian, which is in the Balkan

Defence hereos need to be completely fucking reworked not buffed.

Idk what the fuck blizzard are thinking.

Just admit your shitty hero design team fucked up really hard and cut the losses. Honestly no thought went into them at all compared to the other roles.

>>152215929
More of this girl please. Or at least a link to a gallery.

>>152215985
You have to be 18 plus to post on here. 18 plus people use a pc young anon.

>>152216037
I wish they'd make bastion less reliant on his turret mode. Maybe a little bit more accurate in walker, or just a bigger clip. He's my favorite character but he's freaking terrible against anyone taht realizes they can change characters.

>>152215985
Yes

Dear Blizzard,
Don't even put slots on losing teams up for Backfill.

Thanks.

>>152216141
I play PC but my potato only runs source games and skyrim. I'm a Tf2 Fag

>>152215982
>lucio
don't touch the ground

>mercy
opposite of lucio

>>152216169
People keep saying things like this, but I'm pretty sure that's the point. A bastion that can stay alive vs. a coordinated team is immediately broken. He's too strong to not be easily countered.

>>152216169
They need to give him a recon mode where he gains wheels or something and can move around super fast.

That would at least let him pick his positions better. I don't really want to see Bastion become good because he'll be a fucking nightmare, but he is garbage as it is now.

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>>152216047

>>152215929
imagien mating pressing that

>>152216282

They should just have a harsher penalty for leaving IMHO. Too many trashcan players fucking up a match for others then leaving early so they can go fuck up another match.

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>when ana gets gold elims

Instead of saying gg ez I call people retarded niggers who cant play now.

>>152215982
Lucio: try to resist the urge to be too agressive that you die

>>152216359
Don't bother """wall riding""" as it's the most useless ability in the game

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>>152216047
Bottom right corner, Anon.

>>152216521
enjoy your permanent ban i guess

>>152216521
nigger, faggot and kill yourself are blizzard permaban triggers

>>152216540
>>152215982
thanks, anons!

>>152216047
you'll throw up once you see her tits

>>152216463
>Iwantmcdonalds

>>152216409
>>152216453
They should just make it so he sets up and stands back up faster, but he has like 100 or 50 bullets in turret mode and short range, but his walking mode would also need to be buffed. Maybe change his machine gun into like a more accurate slow rifle that has medium range.

>>152216678
She has nudes too? I'm mostly interested in her ass.

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>>152213882
>iron giant
Castle in the sky.

>hes still in game
the game matches are not canon.
bastions has always been a robot walking around in the woods

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/

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>>152216503

>be Soldier 76
>Zenyatta and Mercy on the team
>still get top healing

>>152216521

You're so edgy.

>>152216678
>>152216718
holy shit i googled chelhellbunny tits that's fucking revolting

>>152210956
if you really loved her you would accept her no matter what hairstyle she chooses

>bald dva

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>Now arriving at Ilios

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>>152210662
>Genji's 4 exploits get fixed
Stay mad shitter.

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>>152216578
oh crap i reported some guy for leaving a game and called him a faggot in the report. I hope idont get banned >.<

>>152216521
say

ggez

g g e z

gg-ez

gee gee eze

gg easy

good game easy

IS THIS EASY MODE?

>>152216861

Why do people hate that map, beyond Roadhog being retarded on the well level?

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>>152216540
>wall riding
>useless

Anyone have a picture of tons of lootbox purchases? I need it because reasons.

>>152216952
Ruins is THE worst designed map in the game

>>152216578
I've been telling people to kill themselves since day 1 and no ban

>>152216952

I just hate KOTH maps in general, but I find Ilios to be the worst. Not sure why. Maybe on par with Nepal.

>>152217067
That's not how you spell Anubis

>>152217067
I disagree

>>152217091
must be lucky with not getting reported

>>152210742
look at the pots

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>>152216861
>Now arriving at Hanamura
>Prepare to Attack

>>152215539
You should practice a Hanzo counter instead.

>>152211495
I ate those food

>>152211631
Genji's when your nano boosted

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>>152217101
stop solo queuing on quick play, anon
>>152217128
what do you think the worst map is, anon?

>>152217185
>Go Winston to fuck him up
>Scatter arrow at my feet
>I explode

>>152217067
>>152217097

Temple of Anubis is far worse if you ask me.

>>152217181
so easy to take but every pug i end up on seems to be content jacking off at the choke for 5 minutes and losing

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>>152216861
You clicked the wrong image, here's a more appropriate reaction to getting the second best map set in the game

>>152217185
there aren't any

>>152217181
>Play mccree
>Fan enemy reinhardt shield down at choke
>Start picking any targets in open
>get picks
>Push in with team and clean up stragglers
>Point a taken, move to B
>Push highground as 6
>Eliminate long range threats and high noon from top while team contests point
>Win

It's literally that easy.

>>152217376
youd think that fps veterans would understand "fatal funnels" but no, they are just fucking retarded

How would YOU improve the maps in this game?

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What's with people saying koth isn't balanced? Literally both opposing sides are completely equal in every means map-wise

>>152217410
Thats not how you spell Lijiang tower. The only tolerable KOTH. Illios and Nepal make me wanna pop 40 asprins then take a nap

>>152210829
me too anon.
me too.

>>152217480
get rid of the chokepoint meme

>>152217516
But Lijang is the best map

Fucking explain to me why D.va gets to live through her own explosion while junkrat doesn't

>>152213758
Soldier 76, Widowmaker, Reinhardt, Zennyata

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what did she see

>>152217516
Low-dose aspirin, right?

>>152211761
Get outta here Gearbox

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>He doesnt like Nepal

>>152217592
>Defending team is now even more fucked

Epic, how would you like to come work for us at blizzarD?