/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

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So how exactly do I break a suspension on my ebin super car? Shooting each wheel 5 or even 10 times doesn't have any observable effects.
Car is T20 by the way, Armor 100%. Which weapon and how many shots into each wheel does it take? Do I need to shoot front wheels too since it's AWD? I assumed I had to.

Also if I find out how to break it, do I still need Off-road wheels? Because it would mean I no longer need to drive over curbs, so can I just put on whatever wheels and still keep the same boost from the broken suspension?
(Broughy didn't cover this, at all)

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>this thread

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I'm really excited about the upcoming biker DLC, how about you guys?

>>152182382
gay af

>>152182137
broughy listed the cars that are affected by this.
T20 is not one of them

>>152182137
Not every car is worth lowering. Also having offroad tires would give you less boost, as boost is from super small bumps. You should still get boost tho. It's just that some RWD cars get crazy amounts of boost from lowering, or with the ree and old slamvan, are just low enough already.

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>>152182382
I know what you mean buddy

>>152182568
hot

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Bring them back, Rockstar.

>>152182382
If we're honest with ourselves, what are the chances that a Biker DLC WON'T mainly involve Harley Davidson-type garbage and a ton of overpriced "biker" leather clothing?

>>152182568
shitter fucking the shit out of a shitter in the shitter

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>>152182741
Who you calling shitter, shitter?

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>>152182382
yes

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never ever

>>152182667
>shit boxes, clones, and only two decent vehicles

No

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NEVER EVER

>>152183151
With shit tastes like this it's not wonder there's going to be a biker update for GTAO.

>Only two decent vehicles
There's only two motorcycles in that image, coincidence? I think not sailor.

>>152182667
Why is the golf cart there?

>>152183646
Still can't take it inside your garage.

>>152182667
>MR WHIPPEE
>sultan 190 evo
>sandking bronco

all of my yes

>>152183471
The go kart and the hoverfun were the vehicles I was talking about. We don't need shitbox #38 any more than we need another boat or plane than functions almost identically to the ones we already have. You'd be wasting precious updates on garbage

why hasn't there been a gta with a ska radio station yet

>>152182667
that bronco lookin truck would be cool
also the truck below it
most of these cars are already updated in V

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>>152182382
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door

>>152182382
Young man, there's no need to feel down.

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>>152183080
this can't be real

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>>152184882
>yfw mansex clubs will defend this

>>152184882
They are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_of_Finland_stamps

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>>152182043
I've missed you! Where have you been?

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>driving along the coastline and the countryside at night whilst listening to FlyLo FM

Is there a better feeling than this?
Spoiler alert: there isn't

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>delivering 111 crates with titan
>flying over desert
>a horse with no name starts playing

>>152186832
da da daa dat da da da

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>>152187660

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We need cowposter back to trigger /gtag/ again so this general won't be so fucking dead.

>>152189372
They already are, you stupid blind fuck.

>>152189695
The bait's not working like it used to then.

>>152189904
The emblem spam and the null BTFO are two sperate people

>>152186305
Where have you've been? They've been in every thread under the OP for like the last 5 threads.

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Should I come back?

>>152191597
No, fuck off

>>152191597
yes
you like buffaloes, right?

>>152191597
no

>>152191597
no

Can other people paint your cars?

I was being followed by this dude and I went into Benny's to listen to Lamar talk about that mission where you fuck up mexicans, and when I came out my Fusilade was in a different place and had also gone from being painted matte dark blue to chrome.

Just a glitch or what?

>>152192510
prolly a menukid changed its color

>some low lvl faggots beg for money
>offer them vip work every moment it's off cooldown in exchange for crate delivery
>b-but i don't want to do anything :^(

evritim

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>>152191597
wat type of doggo

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Who still plays?

>>152193097
u

>>152193097
Me

>>152193097
him

>>152193097
This guy >>152193257

>>152193097
can you repeat the question?

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>>152193097
hello?

>>152193461
:'(

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>>152193729

>>152194162
I don't even understand why there was a clean version of him in the first place, how they fucked it up to make that one show up instead and why they haven't fixed it yet.

>>152194296
Might be the same problem with maskless Pacstan. And that was, what, two patches ago?

>>152194296
I think some NPCs have "accessories". You know how you can punch people's hats off and stuff?
The game probably just forgets to put his doodads on when it spawns him.

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>>152188003
>stealth avatarfagging by masquerading your shit character as a reaction image

>>152196297
>stealth

we made a video from >>152187660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t9r27-ob0Y
r8

>>152196539
>tranny
into the trash it goes

>be frustratingly vague
>be wrong multiple times
>gets called out whenever leaks are wrong
>just keeps on moving dates further and further back when 'leaks' are wrong
>blames the community

r8 the meltdown
https://twitter.com/Yan2295

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>>152188003
shit avatar flib

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>>152197435

>Rockstar Games specialist

>>152198556
Now he's gonna post the "blue anime tiddies XDDD" pic

>>152197435
Literally who?

>>152197435
blame the retarded youtubers that take everything he or the other guy says as fact

the community is shit though
gta online community

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>>152197435
>mfw

>>152197435
So why are they at Gamescom anyway?

>>152199158

MrSpeculation ForTheViews is the fucking worst of them all. Keeps sucking Rockstar's dick and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>152199492
They always turn up with 2k, sit in the business area behind closed doors and probably just talk to investors about how much money gta online is making

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>Tfw Rockstar never made zombie DLC for GTAIV
>Looks like they didn't for GTAV either
>They added zombies to RDR when that's just stupid

What the fuck man, I just want to mow zombies down in nice open city environments in ways only Rockstar could deliver.

>>152200602
those where the hopes for halloween, maybe this year anon

How are they gonna make a biker DLC sell shark cards?

>>152201000
Unless there's a way they can make zombies sell shark cards I doubt it. I'd fork over $30 for an expansion but they're over paid DLC it seems.

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Option 1:
>Rebalance the whole game to make it much more fun and rewarding
>Stop shit like passive toggling
>Limit weapon carrying so your loadout would matter
>Cooldown on pegasus shit
>Good handling model
>Actual re-work of content to make it worthwhile playing

Option 2:
>Kill qt
>Kill Null
>Kill Crimeshitter
>Kill Kaz
>Kill Higgus

Which do you choose?

>>152201527
1

>>152201527
I don't play with /gtag/ shitters anyway so option 1.

>>152201014
Same way they make every DLC sell shark cards. Overly expensive vehicles. Expect 1 million base price bikes.

>>152200602
Different dev teams and also it makes more sense in RDR's world with the story they did. Also there's barely any NPCs in the world and no animals, so it's kinda pointless unless they revamped the world, which they won't.

>>152201527
2
Think in the long run, even the best games end, but autists are forever

>>152201527
Option 3
Stop playing a singleplayer game for the multiplayer

Do you get anything extra for killing a CEO?

2

Higgis and kaz confirmed to move between generals, and the other probably will/do. It's basicly make one game fun for the rest of its exsistance, or make every other game I play better.

GTA online will end, and they will move on. 2 is the only correct option.

>>152203374
fugg, meant to reply to >>152201527

>>152201527
>>Limit weapon carrying so your loadout would matter
Fuck off.

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>>152201527
2

>>152203318
I think you get more RP?

>>152201920
>100k leather jackets that will be compatible with 2 things
>800k barely mod-able bikes like the stunt cars
>bikes won't even be better than the bati
I'm so glad I'm not a biker fag

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Snow is comfy!

Wish there was more to stunt races than supers, sports, bikes & offroad vehicles. Why nobody wants to race in coupes or drive lawnmowers on turbocharged tracks?

>>152203374
>>152203523
>pretending to be me aka a literal who
Come on, you got better things to do with your time.

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>>152181950
>Tuner Edition

>>152206449
>gray tuner
For what purpose?

>>152207009
Disadvantage to night pictures. It's Silver.

>>152207126
>>152206449
>night
>it's clearly still daytime
???

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M-muh BRZ

Just found out this little exploit/glitch on the entourage 1 map.
It basically guarantees a win as a target.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hQhiao6BuU

Would someone send a crew invite to Cryostat4?

>>152210728
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say PC.
Gotcha

>>152209991
That's fucked up

So for controller on PC, should I be using free aim-assisted so then I'm with all the mouse kuks or should I chose one of the aim assisted modes for online?

>>152211947
Free aim to be with crew, I don't know if auto aim sessions are empty like they used to be, so they might be good for crate farming

>>152211947
Just use free aim. Other aim modes put you in different lobbies.
t. a controller user who plays free aim

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>buy an Omnis
>go offroad
>be first to objective in every single heist/setup/mission

why is everyone so fucking shit at driving?

>>152214289

> Ride a Bati
> Everybody else is on a Kuruma or Super
> Get to objectives first

Feels good to do Prison Bus and Station (Casco team) all by myself.

>>152214613
I do this with the Akuma as well, they tell you to get in their car and end up taking a whole minute after you to get there, fucking hell.

>>152214176
Any tips for getting good with free aim controller

>>152216250
Don't use a controller to shoot when you have a mouse you fucktard?

>>152216392
Fuck off.
>>152216250
Aim for the head, when you can. Turn the sensitivity to medium high. Practice burst fire with automatic weapons. Use a mouse for sniping.

>>152216810
You fuck off consolecuck

>halfway through heist
>player has left
God fucking dammit, I've been stuck on the same heist for weeks because of faggots like this, and the only 2 time I have passed it, it fucks up at the end and tells me Rashkovsky died after we parachuted out of the plane. Fuck this shit.

>>152217219
>use a mouse for sniping
>consolecuck

Are you literally retarded?

>>152216392
I will when they start making keyboards as erganomic as controllers.
Ising a controller feels so much better unless i can dual a controller and gaming mouse with 24 keys ill stay on thr controller

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>>152217536
no your dumb bc PCucks are really good at a dead shit game see look how skilled theyre are

>>152217669
Then don't complain that you're getting your shit pushed in at shooting.

The metagame has been spelled out for you. You can either take it or leave it and struggle.

>>152217757
Fucking chinks with their slavery IDs as nicknames and 350ms latency minimum.

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>>152217757
SEE LOOK AT HOW SKILLED PCucks ARE

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KEYBOARD IS SUPERIOR SEE

>no one saves your webms to shit post with
just end my life

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NO CHEATERS EITHER

>>152218257
>horrisfartknack
That's really fucking old.
Not to say there are no script kids. Officer Dick and Jessebewhite are just two of many I had to fucking deal with today.

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>all the PCucks stfu when they get put in their place again
KEK kys PCucks

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>>152218543
>Marc and Marek are the shitposters
I don't know how I never saw it before. Please don't bully, guys!

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>>152218543

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>>152219253
>>152219083
>mad PCucks spotted
kek kys

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>>152219345
Please stop. It's just not fun.
I miss you dedgen guys.

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>>152219469
>mad pcuck spotted
kek kys

>>152219083
Which one of them is the loser who posts the tranny and the ugly guy both in valentine clothes?

>>152219841
Marc has the geriatric in the suit, usually looking upset or discontent. Remember the "spin" webm?
Marek is the fag who jetshits all the time and has an uninteresting character that I don't care about.

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>>152219702
behold the >>"TRUE"<< power of pc mustard race

>>152220187
>playing as a girl
not saving your webm kiddo

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>>152220935
lmao who tf cares

>>152221086
>pcuck mad af
KEK kys kiddo

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>>152221147
I'm older than you, qt. Stop shitposting.

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>>152219345
>>152219253
naw nigga, you're just sad

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>>152220935
It's okay all my webms now are dorito related recently.

>have shit but manageable net
>no problems playing other game servers in my own country
>try and play GTAO
>enemies take 4 heavy sniper shots or 3 whole rounds of an SMG to die
>enemies spawn all around you suddenly and start headshotting you
>within 2 seconds your super heavy armour and health are reduced to nothing and you die

I could put up with all the bullshit but I'm seriously over online, fucking dumb kike retards fucking things up for people instead of making region based servers.

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>>152218085
I warned you, man. Don't you read the chat? You had half a second to react.

Anyone on to drive me around so I can rest my feet?

>>152221781
Turn the fucking difficulty down.
That shit only happens on Hard.

>>152181950
Hey I'll be honest here shark cards aren't that bad, I mean it isn't like games such as warframe where every item costs hundreds of credits and it's nearly imposible to make even a single platinum credit without having to deal with the gay concept of "trading" aka having higher rank characters scam you, or ignore you.

>>152221781
>have shit internet for a year
>roomates refuse to upgrade even when I offer to pay for it.
>other pervert roomate who sleeps all day just to play COWADOOTY all night and bog down the internet just to piss me off.
>random 800+ ping spikes for 10 seconds
>can't play any non single player video game comfortably.
>gta plays well since it's p2p with the exception of Russians and chinks that can outlag me.
>sometimes shoot enemy gamers in the body, or face, and they spend the remaining server time falling through the map without dying.
>sometimes win sniper fights because of corner peeking and the shot that would have killed me didn't register.
>play against professionals or noose
>get instagibbed, and ragdoll into the inaccessible atmosphere as a death cam it's actually funny the first few times.
>enemy npc cars spawn on top of me and instakill me.

Also:
>within 2 seconds your super heavy armour and health are reduced to nothing and you die.

super armor means nothing if you get headshotted. The only thing super armor is even remotely useful for is for vehicle combat. If the guy is using any weapon with armor penetration it's useless.

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Who's ready to have another autistic mic user in gtag? Soon. ™

>>152223938
you better be a cute girl

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>>152224064
It's me.

>>152224295
literally and figuratively who

>>152224397
BlasterWinnow

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>>152224295

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>>152224927
That makes me cringe

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>>152224927
You know your weird as shit right?

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>>152225239
t. someone with no drawfriends

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>>152225095
>mfw i want to punch the person who took this picture

>>152225428
t. someone with no friends

Fuck off attentionwhore

Little early to be WASTED! isn't it?

>>152227290
let this general die kiddo all u PCucks need to get a fucking life

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Has anyone gotten into Trevor's meth lab in online before? We found this window with no bars but think there's an invisible wall.

>>152227941
also we can hear music and shit and see the inside like we should be able to

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>>152227610
>shitposting all night
>using "kek", "kys" in CURRENT YEAR
>PCuck fedoralords haha i REKT you, you hear??? console is so many times better KEK, kysfags
>bumping the general yourself
>telling others to let it die
>others need to get a life
>not me tho
I'm a consolefag and even I find you annoying

>>152227941
Yeah I remember being inside, but that was when it was on last gen only

>>152228408
>all that salt
umad kiddo

>>152228454
Please go away

>blater
>using a mic

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xMikeMichael requesting access to the PC crew. I know Blu3Haz3 if that helps.

>>152228931
Gotcha

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>>152228896
more likely than you think

>>152228931
Are you the same guy who posted this back in 2013? I remember seeing this character/van.

>>152229247
I may have asked for access for my friend. But yes, I have been around since dedgen.

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black lives matter

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>>152229476
>I have been around since dedgen.
Why do we still post here?

>>152229556
>some dumb overlay
>heavy compression
wtf you doin anon

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>>152229595
I just like playing GTA honestly.

>>152228931
chrome youga guy. I remember you

holy fucking shit.

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>>152229595
>he doesn't enjoy the wealth of friends /gtag/ has brought him and stays tuned for more

>>152229915
wealth of fake friends

ftfy

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>>152229915
I only play with you people because you're the only sizable non-IGN crew that still plays this awful, awful game.

>>152230136
>he doesnt know about the bimonthly meetups
maybe if you werent such a goober you would be invited

>>152230228
wanting to be a part of the cancer circlejerk

yea nah. I'll just stick to my guns.

>>152230219
fucking this.

Once you find reliable friends to play with you realize how awful gtag really is.

>>152230219
>>152230136
You two do don't deserve my friendship. Post your SC to be forever shamed and stricken from my friendship list

>>152230380
autism.bux

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>>152229620
just helping the cause

>>152230380
-Vanilla_Rice-

>>152230380
Crime-san

>>152230514
>>152230470
STRICKEN AND NEVER TO RETUREN

>blater used to hate micfags
>is turning into one himself
next thing you know higgus and crime will be allowed back in

>>152230908
>next thing you know higgus and crime will be allowed back in
t. higgus

You're never coming back, by the way.

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dude weed lmao

>>152231587
What's up with your resolution, deb

Dumb question.
I'm Rank 41. How do I start/play the Lester/Ron/Trevor etc missions I've unlocked?

>>152231829
I've got this old monitor I don't feel like ever upgrading

>>152231865
Is it really nice or something?

>>152231831
Its been a while but I am pretty sure you get job messages like you would from players regarding heists/races/ect from them

>>152231776

> calls you a hacker
> doesn't even want to report you because of some stupid unintelligible reason
> challenges you to a 1v1
> suddenly backs out because "hurrr ur hacker ull juz win"
> still decides to wait for you to attack because he's standing on top of a Pegasus tank
> gets wrecked anyway

wabba was fucking adorable

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>>152232593

>>152181950
why is it tuner edition but the picture isn't of a tuner?

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>>152233079
say it to my face

>>152235002
just because it has an option for an exposed intercooler doesn't mean its a tuner gay boy

>buzzard goes on sale literally a week after i purchased it
ugh

>>152237349
Speaking of sales, how often are they? When is the next one?

>>152237401
no idea, i just see if the loading screen has new announcements

hey guys check out my epic snipe montages but pls be gentle :3
www.youtube.com/user/cg1351/

>>152237578
>Treating freeroam as a deathmatch
>Self promoting
How about fuck off?

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>>152237578
cancer tb.h

>>152237578
hey guys check out my butthole

>>152237684
>Treating freeroam as a deathmatch
How is that different from 99% of the crew?

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>>152237349
>tfw i bought buzzard day before sale

>>152237578
http://steamcommunity.com/id/supersaiyancj

hey i need some friends i can freeroam deathmatch with please add me~

>>152237960
>>152237349
>not buying all basic vehicles for $1 via browser glitch back in the day

>>152237942
>I do it so that must mean the rest of the crew does as well

>>152230908
>micfags
What kind of dumbass complex do you need to have before you can hate people who use a microphone?

>>152238142
That's literally all the crew does these days. Trying to get anyone to get out of free roam takes a small miracle.

>>152238096
>look at me guize im le oldfag

>>152238346
Hey you're the one spending thousands on a heli and got upset over it, could have been retroactively avoided.

>Guy joins my solo public session in between carte runs
>372 rank
>...
>373
>huh
>374
>375
>376
>377
Sweet, best part is, I can't see him on the map and my usual disconnect from everyone glitch doesn't work

>>152238096
>>152238431
god shut the fuck up your irrelevant namefag

>>152238542
>>between crate* runs
At 382 now, only has a car, not maxed strength and stealth, 1.44K/D

>>152238671
There's a filter, learn to use it. You're the only one getting upset for no reason here.

Hey guys remember this glitch? I sure do. Weren't here for the one month 3 years ago when it existed? Well too bad because I'm going to post about it because I have nothing to else contribute to the conversation and cannot stand not posting something every five minutes haha.

>>152239256
autism

>>152238970
>lol u mad xd
my point is that literally nobody gives a shit that you were around for some glitch on the trash consoles
you're not relevant any more. namefagging is pathetic at the best of times and it's even more pathetic when you're acting 'superior' because you're STILL here after fucking years

>>152239372
Use the f-filter, butthurt pcfag

>>152238096
>LOOK AT ME GUYS!! I USED TO PLAY THIS GAME!! I'M SO UNIQUE AND SPESHUL
kys

>>152239483
autism

>>152239524
Stop right now

his name is the end because he is a stinky anus

>>152239397
Obviously you care because look how worked up you're getting to the point of spewing assumptions, pretty hypocritical. You're also taking this way out of proportion by doing childish antics like so:
>>152239483
>>152239397
>>152239256
>>152239523
Come on dude, just stop. Go grind for pointless vehicles you'll never use after a week, it'll probably make you feel better.

>>152239567
a u t i s m

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>>152239593
>look how worked up you're getting
wow, i typed two replies that took less than 20 seconds in total to write then post. clearly a lot of effort
fuck off and 'end' yourself, you dumb namefag

>>152239718
autism

>>152239593
autism

>>152239593
Why do you keep playing on ps3 after no one but br's and children are left?

>>152239593
>responding to shitposters

>>152240009
>anyone that disrespects le oldfag is a shitposter
t. 'the end'

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>>152239718
You sure showed me. I'm sorry.
>>152239879
It's fun to occasionally kill them from time to time. Hearing them get upset over the mic is abit amusing for the few times I bother to boot it up. If I recorded all of it it could be hours of video if I bother to upload them.
>>152240009
I actually did fuck up by responding.

>>152240069
I mean in general

I go ass to mouth frequently hence my name

>>152240092
>waaah!!! they didn't give me attention and love because i'm a shitter fag who still plays on ps3!! they're samefagging!!!
jesus christ you're a sad cunt
do you have anything to live for other than this pathetic "identity" on an anonymous imageboard? probably not since you're still on ps3 aka a poorfag

I admit I sucked my dog's penis and drank it's cum and loved every second of it

>>152240246
I apologize, I was just trying to make conversation

>>152240301
Please don't impersonate me.

>>152240345
This isn't me wtf

>>152240246
Don't you have anything better to do than get this upset for no reason and spew baseless assumptions about a random person online? Don't you think your outburst is just embarrassing? You're almost as sad as qt.
>>152240301
Don't have a dog.

>>152240413
Apologize

>>152240143
>>152240345
shocking that he would admit this... then again it's to be expected of a namefag

>>152240413
I do have a dog, stop impersonating me.
>>152240470
sorry, I won't do it again

>>152240493
The End here, thanks man

>>152240345
>>152240413
Delete this. Stop impersonating me or I shall report you to 4chan.

>>152240493
>>152240543
schizophrenia is curable anon

>>152240573
I am not anon, I am The End

>>152240623
No you're not.

>>152240573
I'm not anon, don't you see my name ? I'M THE END DAMNIT

*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personnel, kid
*whispers* it's The End of you

change me diaper

>ywn live inside the skin of The End's brazillian dad and wrestle with him oh so gently before kissing his forehead

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>this entire shitstorm all because one ill-informed PC player got a bad case of buyer's remorse.
Looks like the other shitposters are waking up.

Please stop using my wifes son user name its really making him upset

Thank you and God bless you all

>tfw brazillian gaming tax too high to afford a modern gaming shitbox

I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

>>152240886
>this entire shitstorm all because i love to jack off with shit in my hands
Looks like I gotta take a massive dump on my sister's chest

ITT: people don't know about trips

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>>152232860

nice general lads

>>152240886
haha right? fucking PCucks, when will they realize the superiority of console? Who DOESN'T want his platform to be obsolete in 2 years, right?
I bet they don't buy Apple either, poorfags XD
I bet they're attracted to women, too, how horrible

I'm literally gey

ITT: I'm a big gaylord who loves to stick my tongue in hairy buttholes

420spud requesting to join the PC crew plz boss, alseasy sent a request via SC

>>152240543
>>152240560
>>152240623
>>152240649
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>>152240817
>>152240886
>>152240947
>>152240951
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>>152241067
I didn't want to set a tripcode, but you faggots made me. Hope you guys are happy.

>>152241221
>tripfaggotry
>>>/trash/

>>152241221
his password is literally The End

>>152241134
Got you

>>152241221
Fuck you faggot.

>>152241297
Thanks man

are boats that come with yacht avalaible for free use or they are only usable as yacht spawns

>>152241221
Eat shit and die...

>>152241463
They were free with the $1 browser glitch that existed a few months ago

>>152241221
This isn't me. I'm not a tripfag.

>>152241221
I'm a total tripfag

>>152241463
you mean request them from pegasus? nope

>>152241748
I think the ones that float around the yacht's back?
They just come with the yacht for free, and you can use them freely, no?


And since we're talking about yachts, what exactly makes the 7 mil one better than the 8 mil one?

>>152241926
You save 1 million buckaroonies to spend on shit you might actually use

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>>152241926
7m has a faster Helo (Swift) and faster Boat (Speeder)

>>152242261
>Wellfare
too bad he didn't crash on you

>>152242702
I was expecting that which is why I shot the rocket to be honest

>>152242702
>implying there's anything wrong with using welfare rockets against jets, especially when not even locked on

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>>152243238
>mfw Hydrashitters call you a shitter for using homing launcher on them

Yes, one could faff about with normal RPGs, snipers, sweet sticky throws, but if you are taking the easy way then I am taking the easy way

>>152243648
Jets are the most overpowered things in the game and anyone using one has absolutely no right to complain about anything being used against them while in it. The only thing that reliably counters a jet is yacht defenses but then all the jet has to do is go somewhere else

>>152243648
the homing launcher is far from the easy way, learning how to use a heavy sniper is - the trick is to aim just slightly ahead of the jet to compensate for lag, >10 shots and it'll be smoking.
HL costs fucktons too, and im not gonna give some hydrashitter the satisfaction that i'm wasting 1500 a rocket to try and take him out

>>152243927
>tfw jetshitting on cratebreakers and the three of them pull out homo launchers, wasting ten each while you just circle them and not one of them thinks about pulling out a sniper rifle

>>152244283
>things that actually happen

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>>152243238
I bet you pull your homo launcher against unarmed aircraft when you are panicking that you are going to die to them repeatedly

>>152245615
>implying the Besra shouldn't have a plane icon

>>152245615
>gets the jet icon
>surprised they attempt to shoot you down

but still

I fly at the edge of homo launcher range with a miljet and still get locked on

>you know I have two degrees, both in fine dance
what did she mean by this?

>>152246374
Ballet and Pole

I keep getting kicked form games why?

>>152245615

Rockstar is retarded for giving the Besra a jet icon.

All it does is make you a target since faggots in this game can't fly a Lazer or Hydra without being shitbags so everyone gets defensive the moment they see it.

>>152247779
You ain't a clean playa dog. You gotta take yo lumps fo droppin the heat.

Or you just have connection issues and should check your firewall settings

>>152247779

Nobody likes you.

>>152246747
This makes me think.

How many of you faggots have all the strippers' numbers? C'mon, 'fess up.

>>152248132

> Getting Peach's number

Who the fuck would be that desperate?

>>152248298
Gotta catch 'em all, nigga

>>152248392

The moment I heard "her" voice I NOPE'd out of strip club and burned it down.

>>152248392
Lamar, pls

>>152248132

I have Fufu, Chastity, and for some reason Nikki.

And Fufu and Chastity use the same fucking model so they may as well be one person. Vampire Masquerade all up in my yacht nigga.

>>152248514
lllo :^) olll

>>152248935
Woah you can have strippers at your yacht? This changes my opinion about yachts completely, time to grind 7 million

anyone here play SAMP Cops n Robbers? I found a great server called Kar's cops n robbers

its a blast

>>152182667
Rustler was the most fun aircraft in any GTA game
the cars in San Andreas were so fucking sexy aswell

>>152182667
We should have gotten the apc instead of the insurgent.
It would be like a sidegrade to the rhino.

>>152250893
An Armored troop carrier would have been fun, something that can take rockets like an Insurgent but no gun and can't use guns inside.

>>152182667
>heli that can land on water
ayy

not pictured: the boat with the gun turrets

>>152197435
>https://twitter.com/Yan2295
>i don't get paid for doing this
>people still shit on me bawwwww
What a fucking faggot, i hope he dies sooner than me

>>152251085
I want that so bad. A huge armored "leave me the fuck alone" vehicle with bulletproof windows and explosion resistance but no way to shoot or toss things out of it.
IMO, it's what the PV Insurgent should have been in the first place.

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>>152251580
But thats the wrong sparrow in the pic. This one could land on the water

But i still really want it.

>>152250051
you can have strippers anywhere just in case you didn't know

>>152252574
Oh, as in I can invite them to my apartment or office at any time?

>>152252574

You can't have them in your CEO office. Shame, really.

>>152248132
>>152248298
>>152248935
>be in public lobby
>hear moaning sounds
>hear oh yeah
>go on
>right you are baby
>check map
>some guy at stripclub
>using the mic
>dirty talking to the girl
>alone
I kek'd hard

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>>152252640
not the office, that's unprofessional
but yeah, if you have their number you can invite them from any apartment i think, though i've never seen them anywhere but high-end ones
so if you were buying a yacht -just- to invite them that's a bit of a waste of 7mil

>>152252779

Buying the yacht itself is already a waste of money. Better find something to make it worthwhile.

>>152252962
that's a given

>>152252728

I've heard stories like this before but I've never seen it happen. I'd say having voice chat turned off doesn't help but I don't even think I've seen anyone hang out in the strip club since dedgen.

Then again you can't hang out in any building without some rank 8000 shitter taking it as an invitation to shoot the place up.

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why do people do this? they weren't even being obnoxious and trying to stop people from getting past, they were afk from the start of the race to the finish

If your a hydrashitter and actually get shot down by homolauncher, you need more practice. It takes literally no skill to avoid.

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>come to lobby after some entourage
>There are rare items avalaible for purchase
>it's the pocket watch

feels good

>>152253947

You can destroy their turbine first before using the welfare launcher. Makes it a whole lot easier since their engine could give out at an opportune time (turning, diving, etc.).