}tf2g} team fortress 2 (two) general

why is dotsy hiding

FUCK I WAS TOO LATE AND DIDN'T GET TO LINK THE THREAD
sorry /tf2g/
i failed you

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didn't someone say they would post there pic in "the next thread" ?

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Post winners

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d*ng it why would you make a thread
we were dead for a while and it was wonderful

post tf2 filenames

DEMOMAN TAKES SKILL

where's the fugkin half left face reveal?????

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yeah baby

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>>151982801

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>>151982801
does this count ?

>>151982845
what are spiderman's stats

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>>151982872
fuck i remember that

>>151982952
i don't know dude i don't care about superheroes that aren't muskel

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is there anything worse than an e-couple?
>spams chat with cringey shit like "<3 thank you dearie"
>always all over each other
>pockets their gf/bf only and refuses to heal anyone else
>wastes a fuckton of money on the game to get matching unusuals
>always deadweight and low scoring
its like fighting the enemy team with a 2 player handicap what the fuck

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>>151982782

nigga u just jelly

half left pussyd out
pottery

this why you don't trust a tripfag

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>>151983267
t. a lonely virgin

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>>151983267
You're forgetting
>talks over everyone in voice
>if they're engies they only help each other out, nobody else
>refuses to listen to anyone but their SO
No, there isn't anything worse
Not even furfaggots are this bad, because at least they listen when you tell them to do shit
the only thing worse is a furfaggot couple

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never let a medic heal you for more than 10 seconds in a row or you might end up like this
>>151983267
>>151983869

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>151983815
gonna have to try harder for this (You)

does anyone know what tonight's update gonna be about?

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>>151983267
kinda worse

jose.hernandez2009
>k/d always lower than 1
>0 fucks given about objective
>5th sniper/spy most of the time
>if pyro, never extinguishes
>if medic, only heals players with $300 hats
>no map knowledge
>not even basic english
>150 ping

and they're more common than couplefags

>>151984047
I assume MyM fixes still.


Unless it going to be delay again.

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>>151984047
>someone points out I'm just a butthurt lonely virgin
>t-this must be bait f-for my (you)s
sure kid

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>151984206
>t. e-couple
Keep the discussion on topic please
Thanks for the free (You) though
>>151984169
Yeah I hope so, theres a lot of shit from MyM that needs to be fixed
Really I just want stopwatch mdoe back though

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>>151984457
> le not giving (you)s im so clever
go to bed kid

https://twitter.com/overwatcheu/status/765591942671532032

i don't like degroot keep

what did he mean by this?

What's your wishlist for the next update, guys?
>Added back stopwatch mode
>Abandon penalties in casual
>No more joining in-progress matches with under 3 minutes on the timer or with only one cap point left for the other team to capture
>Hidden MMR in casual mode
>You can now lose EXP if you do poorly in casual
>Removed Competitive Matchmaking

>>151984778
they don't even pretend anymore

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>>151984858
>Abandon penalties in casual
stopped reading there 2bh

>>151984858
>You can now lose EXP if you do poorly in casual
>join an in progress game
>it's the last 6 seconds
>you lose before you can even walk out the spawn door
>lose your ranks
yeah that sounds fun

tf2 invented castles

>>151984858
kill yourself retardo

>>151985216
they did though

any good loadout for the Prinny Hat?

>>151984858
remove casual matchmaking and put the ol' qp system back
new hats

>>151985332
No.

>>151985371
ok

>>151985332
slapping random shit together is your best bet

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>We're working on a mandatory update for Team Fortress 2. We should have it ready soon.

>For real this time. Probably.

- John

>>151984858
Make stopwatch Payload and A/D only, and adjust "join in-progress game" timer for KOTH and CTF to be a bit lower. CTF is now best of 5, KOTH and 5CP best of 10.

>>151985534
what did he mean by this?

>tf2 has the code for giving gold/silver/bronze medals depending on your performance in ranked
>doesn't just copypaste it into casual and make them give more xp like overwatch(+150xp for each gold, +100xp for each silver, +50xp for each bronze medal you get)

man, this entire mym thing is half assed

>>For real this time. Probably.
this is why we aren't an esport yet

>>151985731
What's hilarious is that they were probably working on Casual mode the entire time Matchmaking was in beta, and they still botched it.

>>151985719
>at a guess i would say he is calling john a wanker

How do we save TF2 and /tf2g/?

>>151986140
save tf2
tf2g will save itself after tf2 is not total fucking trash

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>>151986140
WE NEED TO GIVE EACHOTHER MEDALS FOR WHEN WE POST GOOD

>>151986140
Accept Viva as their savior
Drive all the degenerates out of tf2g
More pubs
More Mann Up
Movie nights return

>Drive all the degenerates out of tf2g
why is a spic using /pol/ memes

Because degenerate is his favorite word, despite being one himself.

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http://tf2r.com/k04s9xt.html

30 minutes left!

>>151986140
TF2
>remove causal and bring back quickplay
>Fix the pyro
>a good update that isn't a disappointment


/tf2/
>ban all memers and tripfags

>>151986467
>>remove causal and bring back quickplay
hello /v/

>He wants quickplay back

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>>151986140
burn everything

>>151986461
happy birthday

why not

>>151986525
Hello

>>151986614
thank you!

>>151983267
As someone who plays Medic with the White Energy, who has a best friend who is my pocket Heavy with White Energy as well, I can assure you we don't spam chat with that trash (Because we're heterosexual, after all), it wasn't too much money, and we're always the ones carrying and top scoring

Basically, friends who do that is fine. But Women don't know how to heal worth shit, so of course they make bad Medics and whoever they latch on to are suckers for not getting a better pocket Medic

>>151986329
I wouldn't know what pol memes are. I've never been there

>>151986401
Nah, my favorite word is definitely "Fuck". I'm too normie to be a degenerate myself, praise Christ

>Ban all memers and tripfags
>/tf2g/ is now a ghost town and dies for real
Good plan, let's do it.

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What did he mean by this?

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>>151986140
Remove all of TF2 from existance.

>>151986735
Exactly, it should happen.

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>>151986735
Except me, of course

>>151986608
Exeggutor and burning things is a bad idea

>>151986715
>women dont know how to heal for shit
hello r9k

I fit in as /fit/

>>151987035
I wouldn't know what that means, either. I've also never been to r9k

Makes sense Viva would be a robot, desu. No woman in her right mind would touch that with a 20 foot pole.

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Really makes you think...

>>151986715
>>151987123
You only browse here or what?

>>151986715
>women dont know how to heal for shit
t.someone who gets out scored by girl medics alot

did 26dollar died

>>151987296
yes
i was at his funeral
there was a lot of hit girls

dotsy isnt cute

i want dotsy to ask me for a dic pick

oh my god i hate idiots

>>151987152
Nope, I'm a real human being. And they have before

>>151987242
Nah, I post on /mu/ from time to time. I just got back to draw threads on /b/ like I used to back in the day, and I browse /vp/ and /tv/

>>151987267
Except Blaris and I are the ones who do all the outscoring and dominating bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtD8bq44c18

>>151982845
muselk is cute

CUUUUUUUTE

>>151982845
why is spiderman there?

one medic please https://tf2center.com/lobbies/741753

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>>151987710
>Except Blaris and I are the ones who do all the outscoring and dominating bitches
>in pubs
gj, you must be soo good

what does viva thinks of dotsy

>Stacking with your friends in pubs takes skill
lmao

>>151986140
>tf2
hire competent devs

fix known bugs and take a look into performance issues

bring back quickplay/valve pubs

keep casual but make a few changes such as no random crits, no random spread so it becomes a place for comp training

people under x hours can't join competitive (you decide, not really a compfag)

losing a match in comp doesn't remove 75% of your progress

casual servers don't just run a map then kick everyone once it ends, make them run a map rotation and players that stay get more xp

>tf2g
there is nothing that could be done, this general is doomed

why did i even bother writing all this shit

what is the point of last.fm
should i make one
post urs so i can follow you

>someone has an opinion I don't like
>say they're from another board

dude sick reply lmaoo got 'em!!

>>151988032
>You're bad, Viva. You get outscored by girl Medics
>Shit, he posted proof saying otherwise. Better say he still sucks

>>151988085
They're a jew and a degenerate

>>151988095
Who said anything about skill?

>>151988229
Just to show off your tastes in music
Go for it
http://www.last.fm/user/BasedViva

>>151988229
I use it to find music recommendations.

>>151988187
>Keeping both casual and pubs
The reason they removed pubs was so that casual mode wouldn't be DoA, like comp matchmaking currently is. TF2 doesn't really have a big enough playerbase to support MvM, casual, quickplay, and matchmaking all at once.

oh cool I can show off that I listen to Coldplay and Kanye West

yikes

>Your compatibility with BasedViva is medium
You still have garbage taste, though.

>>151988229
http://www.last.fm/user/XnxG

>your compatibility wih W_M1 is high
i am ok with this

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>>151988308
>shit, he posted one youtube video of him stacking pubs with friends
is that what you honestly call good, you disappoint me 2bh

>>151988637
Weeb alert.

>>151988514
>>151988550
I do have the best taste in tf2g after all

>>151988687
>I can't get over that he proved me wrong
>I'm jealous. Why can't I get best friends to play TF2 with?

>I better keep talking shit because I lowkey wish I were as blessed as Viva

Yeah, I call that good. Playing with friends is where it's at. Nothing else matters, as long as you're having fun with them, win or lose. Win preferably, but it's cool. We're cool

>>151982504
playing spy is like playing a bullet hell game

try to not to get hit by anything.

I play TF2 with friends all the time. I just don't show off how good I am by shoving a medigun up his ass.

dotsy is a jew ?

we all know what pyro primaries we wan't but what secondaries and melees should he get in the new update?

I want a secondary that can do shit on it's own and doesn't rely on any wacky gimmicks to be useful

I don't really know what i want for melee

>>151989065
Nah, that's Blaris' video. So his thing is more about shitters and squeakers in pubs

My few videos are about me being good, though

>>151989141
Shotgun.
Melee is useless for every class but engineer and spy.

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@151988951
>im just going to change the topic to whether or not i have "fun" because i know im bad
last time i deal with you troll

WHERE IS THE UPDATE GABE-MAN

Update never.

Stupid weeaboo. You're just gonna do it again next time

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>gettting mad at people who use anime reaction images on 4chan

>2016
>Taking the bait
Come on now. How long will it take you retards to realize that Viva is just an expert fisherman.

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>VivaBaiting.png

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He wasn't mad, he was just saying you're a stupid weeaboo

>>151990074
What is that helmet/faceplate thing anyway

i won a raffle !

>>151990074
My trash attempt at an MF DOOM mask

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kanye west more like penis west

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t. heavy main

>>151990568
>>151990403

>>151990679
b4nny. More like baddie

>>151990875
Except I'm a half-Pyro main and I'm not like those at all

>>151990568
You draw all of them yourself?

>>151990994
I draw my own avatars and shit, but I collect different styles from many artists on /b/ draw threads from the last few years

>>151991173
That's pretty neat

Someone just told me The Quick Fix is worthless now. Is this true.

I'm having a sort of crisis

I've always enjoyed playing demo and I like to think I'm good at it, but sometimes I pick soldier and I always get to top the scoreboard with him, while with demo or scout it doesn't happen as often

Should I start maining soldier or something

Help ;_;

>>151990987
You tripfag. You're exactly like that.

>>151991620
Soldier's really easy to do well with. No surprise you top the scoreboard as Soldier because of that.

oh my god why am i getting put in peru servers AHHHHHH

>>151989112
hes the leech king

>>151992525
there's bigger leaches

>>151992731
name a worse one then

>>151992731
like who ?

>>151992842
>>151992849
magical max
his birthday raffle is the first raffle that ive seen him make since like 2015
xionxang
omo whatever
they all enter all raffles in sight yet almost never raffle

>play long ass game of goldrush
>no exp
Taking goldrush off my queue list

>>151993175
>caring about people who take things for free when they are given for free

?

i donnot understand

>>151993294
goldrush is a reddit map

>>151993385
t. a leech

>>151992849
me, i raffled like one scrap pack that i crafted and leech off of everything else. i'd feel bad about it, but i never win anything so whatever.

>>151993385

i know complaining isnt going to do anything
people asked me to name leaches
and so i did

>>151993558
i made plenty of raffles

>>151993294
api is down retard

who cars

>>151993637
post your tf2r raffle page or id ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IRkmfjokk8

will this update make me smile

Hi guys, I'm in the process of making a meme and wanted to know your opinions.
"When a pyro airblasts your target out of sight"
The context is that as a sniper you will often get pissed off at pyros airblasting your targets out of sight. I think good snipers will be able to relate to that. I only need find a picture to caption it with (something like an angry looking sniper), but so far the meme is coming along pretty well. What do you guys think?

>>151993678
>in game on goldrush for an hour
>get called retard

>>151993854
i laughed at this for some reason, thank you anon

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>We're working on a mandatory update for Team Fortress 2. We should have it ready soon.
>For real this time. Probably.
This was 4 hours ago.

>>151993721
why do leeches never do this ? they say "yeah, i raffle a ton" but give no proof

i am going to bed /tf2g/

frag big

>>151993927
what

http://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=updates

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>>151994024
they're testing it, duh.
don't you know valve only releases well tested quality updates?

>>151993175
post your tf2r page before you try and shit talk

it wasn't bad but it wasn't good either

>Fixed a potential security issue (thanks to Justin G., aka sigsegv, and Linus S., aka PistonMiner, for this report)

Comp Mode Rank Improvements (And What We're Working on Next)
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=23496

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http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=23496

>Problem players will receive a six-month ban from Casual and Competitive matchmaking

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>Additionally, players in the first tier of ranks (1-6) will now be penalized less for match losses, making it easier to gain low ranks at the outset without getting stuck.

>- Added crate to cargo containers at mid, allowing Scouts to get onto the highest cargo container
they really like scout huh

Competitive Mode
Players in the first tier of ranks (1-6) now lose substantially fewer rank points on match loss
Players with high win/loss ratios in recent matches now earn bonus rank points in order to accelerate their progress toward a more appropriate rank
Added report player context menu on scoreboard
Requires mouse input mode on the scoreboard (see Adv. Options)
Fixed a potential security issue (thanks to Justin G., aka sigsegv, and Linus S., aka PistonMiner, for this report)
Fixed an issue with The Righteous Bison and Pomson 5000 hit detection where projectiles were being removed when colliding with invisible entities
Fixed a display issue with combat text damage numbers against Engineer buildings sometimes being incorrect (such as with weapons that do reduced damage against buildings)
Removed the damage effects and pain sounds when using the Rocket Jumper and Sticky Jumper
Updated PASS Time view model positions to support using FOV 70
Updated the animations for the Sharp Dresser to fix a clipping problem
Updated the localization files
Updated cp_sunshine to fix some clipping issues
Updated cp_metalworks

>>151994759
>can finally get out of bottom rank
>still get matched with bottom-rank players
wow
amazing

>>151994567
>>151994594
>The next few updates will be integrating TF more tightly with the global server network already used by games like CS:GO and Dota 2 to provide much more reliable connections and the best-possible latency


This is something.

>>151994594
>problem players
>say fucking retard to the guy who picks some useless class in comp
>he gets triggered and reports
>get banned for 6 months

wew its like tf2 has no competition that banned people can go play OR just make a new steam account and keep playing

>>151994594
what do they mean problem players, can i honestly get banned because calling someone a faggot hurt there feelings ?

>>151995019
>Problem players migrating to a new game
Thamks, jebus.

>>151994594
>top scoring in competitive mode
>other team reports me for killing them too much and abandons

>>151995019
>just make a new steam account and keep playing
COMP
COSTS
MONEY

>>151995209
>£7 hurts my pockets to much to pay for a smurf/alt

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Made some OC for my bois here at /tf2g/. Let me know how much shit it sucks.

https://youtu.be/fwI8hHUiJ_E

>>151995316
But you give them money, they always win

>>151995338
Pretty decently put together, but its not really a new idea. I've seen it done before

>>151995338
well done with the hat but it's been done before,alot

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!!!

>Removed the damage effects and pain sounds when using the Rocket Jumper and Sticky Jumper

This is a buff. One less sound to draw the enemies attention. Though that whistling sound that you make when you're flying through the air is still there.

>>151995338
Like the others said, not the most original, but it might be the best version of the joke I've seen.
The desc got a chuckle out of me too.

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um
why does big earner/your eternal reward/naruto knife/spycicle has sharp dresser anim now???

When was the last time scout got a nerf? I'm pretty curious now because Valve has just been directly and indirectly buffing him lately.

>>151996442
bfb was nerfed into the ground

>>151996441
all spy knives have the sharp dressed anim now lmao

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>>151995338
It's good

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>>151996441
what the h*ck

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>>151996639
epic

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>valve updates the game and fixes things lebbit complained about
>lebbit still isn't happy and cries about valve refusing to communicate immediately after the communicate

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>>151997164

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The guy that keeps calling me an expert Fisherman gave me a doodle idea

I wasted too much time with this

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>>151997382

>>151998061
>all 3 miles are the same distance
for what purpose ?

>>151994769
>Pomson 5000

they dont even know the weapons name?

why not just have placement matches...

Let's be honest here.

Does anyone really think valve is gonna fix the wonky flame particle physics for pyro?

>>151998874
nope

>>151997164
What are they going to do? Come onto the 4chan thread and read this shit?

tf.tv >> tf2g >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> r/tf2

>>151998874
I think they will at least try to fix it, getting flamethrowers to be more consistent helps everybody out

>Additionally, with today's update, we are rolling out our first matchmaking bans on problem players you've reported. Problem players will receive a six-month ban from Casual and Competitive matchmaking.

Really now, you cant have fun in casual because you can get reported by a butthurt team or group of players.

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>>151999561
tf.tv > tf2g = /r/tf2 > spuf > group of actual retards > facepunch

>>151984858
I guess I've been gone too long, I didn't even know there was MMR in tf2. Do people no longer collect hats? I haven't played since 2012 and I'm downloading the game again right now.

like 2 hours late but check my last.fm and yell at me about my taste please thank you
http://www.last.fm/user/blahbb/

also, did thw trash thread die? about time honestly

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>Valve shutting down Steam API entirely
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/csgolounge#announcements/detail/825669237155672609

GEEL ON SUICIDE WATCH

This is not the same as the gambling case, lounge adjusted their website to only allow betting in countries where it was legal and Valve gave the go-ahead, but all that did was inspire a fuckton of tiny websites to crawl out of the woodwork to try and dethrone lounge.

>>152000394
nothing special

Get 'em on board. I'll call it in

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>>152000703
>Geel is literally about to kill himself

>>152000838
that's not yelling

>>152000703
what is steam api

>>152000703
>Born too late to explore the Earth
>Born too early to explore the stars
>Born just in time for a kike to get anally raped

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Why do girls always play pyro or medic?

>>152001132
i play medic and soldier so your wrong .

>>152001036
You must have never seen a Naomi Russell scene

>>152001132
They should leave that job to the men. They can go Engineers instead

i bet viva is actually a cute girl irl

>>152001034
It's how bots interact with Steam, for Geel the most important part is allowing them to send trades. If Geel wants to continue running his website he would have to:
>Essentially recode his bots from scratch
>Make them 10x less efficient because they have to mimic being a person
>Be in direct violation of TOS and run the risk of getting shut down and sued

You stupid fuck? Have you not heard my voice through vocaroos or Youtube videos? Or seen those few times I posted my face around?

>>152001245
ew wtf??? fucking degenerate

>>152001132
because both get fucked in the ass

the only difference is that medics get fucked by their teammates while pyros get fucked by the enemy team

>>152001384
For liking Naomi Russell or for being a heterosexual man who plays Medic/Pyro?

>>152001132
well, pyro has CUTE :3 cosmetics and lolsorandum

medic means her bf is forcing her to heal him

>>152000703
I didn't see anything that said Valve was shutting down the Steam API.

I played on a server that had a girl playing engie once.

She was extremely incompetent. She only built sentries next to the intel and kept whining on mic for other players to help protect her sentry because she kept dying to spies.

>>152001473
for talking about pornstars who apparently get their rectums destroyed when someone was clearly talking figuratively
this is a CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD

>>152001660
Well just saying. You've never seen a Jew do that. I have when it comes to Naomi :)

god damn viva has a dirty mind

>I've seen a female being anally raped
*pukes*
fucking degenerate... dear lord

why would anyone ever use last.fm
why would i want to share my personal library with literally everyone who has an internet connection
i don't get this

So what new weapons are we anticipating for Pyro?

I'm thinking he will get flarejumper (extra ammo, no damage) + gunboats.

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rate my dude

>>152002357
I'm expecting pyro to get a shield-like item that gives him 25% bullet resistance and reduces pushback.

what if demo got the escape plan

what if scout got the smg

what if medic got the minigun

what if sniper got the rocket jumper

what if you are a bigger faggot than tripfags

oh

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>>152002403
is a cool dude

>>151986715
>my favorite word is definitely "Fuck"
hey

>>152002403
computer fire/10

>join viaduct
>spawn
>get killed by hackers

reminder that valve doesn't actually give a shit

>>>/b/699809121
bagboy spottis

i knew he couldn't be older than 16

>>152004119
No

>>152005049
I'm 23, though
Besides, I already mentioned I was there like over two hours ago >>151987710

>>152005049
>699809121
are dubs enabled on /b/? i kinda wanna se 699999999

>>152006026
Yep

Do people even do even trades anymore? Looking at these trading sites, see so many offers stating flat out that they won't accept an even trade. People are that desperate that everyone can charge higher than the actual value of the items and get away with it?

when are they removing random crits
when are they making the huntsman use the same hitboxes as stock rifle

>>152006624
If you browse trades on outpost for standing offers on items you're going to be getting a shit deal, that's how it goes.

Most people aren't interested in what you're selling either because they don't need nor want it, so you take a hit to make up for the amount of money they'd lose for selling it for pure. Quite a lot of people just don't sell for pure in this case, and just wait to trade up to something they actually want or a key. Talking to real humans is beneficial.

What are you trying to sell anyhow?

>>>/trash/4746326
new trash

>>152007041
I'm not looking for anything in particular, more just looking to see if anyone might give me a good deal on the few things I have.

I played a long time ago, and I used to be like those guys. I was trading before there were organized websites. Even then people typically didn't want to make an even trade, but I chalked that up more to attachment to what they had. But this upfront markup seems disrespectful to the trade partner.

you guys really need to post that image now. you know the one

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>>152007926

>>152008002
I've been watching seinfeld. I watch it whenever I get into a 2fort game and play engi and chill.

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>>152007926

Thoughts on Mountainlab? It's grown on me lately.

It has a lot of what makes Dustbowl fun without all the things that make Dustbowl shitty. There are always interesting flank routes (or the canyon thing point 2 has going on) and it's very balanced. There aren't many crazy Sentry spots. Each class has multiple opportunities to shine, and it's super vertical which is always fun. It might have one of the best visual styles in the game as well, but I always thought Blu was supposed to be the industrial one.

>>152008886
the cap times are tedious as fuck

>>152007678
why the fuck is there a stupid brony spamming brony shit in there
i want him gone

>>152009064
He's a degenerate. /trash/ is a degenerate filled zone. What the fuck did you expect?

>>152008504
That sounds rough. I can't do one and the other. It's gotta be separate

>>152009194
i expected nice calm /tf2g/ degenerates not some dumb irrelevant obnoxious brony

Is there any way to get the average value of items when crafting? I'm thinking about crafting two hats together and wondering if the average value of a hat is greater than the sum of the two hats.

>>152009332
Tsk tsk. That's too bad. Oh, well. Have fun with the brony

>>152009456
Just don't craft. You're gonna lose if you do

>>152009517
How do you know? Many hats I've seen seem to be pretty bad at around 1 refined. So if the average is greater than about 2 refined it should be a good deal. I just want to verify it for myself though.

>>152001362
no

nbody rly cares about you :)

>>152009832
Oh wow the meme captain's price went down by like, 2250 keys

It's still an overpriced meme hat but hey, even the catastrophic companions came down in price after everyone realized that it was retarded to sell them for as much as they were

why do spics like ctf so much

please use a less offensive term

>>152011673
I'm Hispanic, and I love Payload and MvM

I wouldn't know, when it comes to ctf

>>152011673
white guy here, i just like the stalemate you typically get from ctf maps and how sniper friendly they usually are. some people don't like stalemate games, but those are my favorites, it's something you don't really see in other fps games.

>>152011673
I hate ctf.

someone give me 25 keys to buy my shitty jew hat and i'll give you 26 back when the rest of mine become tradable.

sended ;)

>mfw not ELO ranks yet but at least they are trying
wow maybe soon you even get matched with people of similar rank
that would be kinda cool for the ranked gamemode

>>152011673
i dont like ctf pendejo

>fire arrow into a crowd
>it hits no one
why does this keep happening and happening

>>152009194
if trash is filled with degenerates, why did you post in there?

>>152017474
Huntsman uses a mechanic called reverse skill.
The worse you are at the game, the more headshots you will get with the weapon. Conversely, if you are good at the game, you will miss 9 times out of 10, and the one time you do hit will be a bodyshot.

>>152017903
it was a crossbow bolt too
and i fired it into a crowd of teammates
pretty sure that's even worse because they aren't trying to dodge it like enemies do

>increased ban time for leavers
>still no fix for faggots that leave 1 minute before the match ends

>>152017474
if the arrow hits a teammate first it just drops dead

dead thread post tunes

>>152018180
ideally, those ragequitters will all be banned within a week or so, so the problem won't occur as much

>how to fix Tf2
>remove soldier
>remove afterburn
>buff heavy
Done

why does tf2g hate soldier but suck demo's dick so hard

>>152019042
he's black so we can't hate him or we're racist

>>152018952
>remove soldier
lol
LOL

>>152018704
still, its extremelly frustrating to play 8 minutes and not get any XP because some smartass shiteater 12 year old decided to leave 30 seconds before match end.

>>152018952
how bad are you

>>152019042
demo is harder than soldier

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>>152019210
literally this

>>152018952
t. MvM safezone faggot

>be pyro
>click on someone once
>they lose 40 hp
pure skill

>be medic
>click on someone once
>heal 40 hp
pure skill

>be sniper
>click on someone once
>they lose 150 hp
>pure skill

>be pyro
>m2 someone
>they fall off a cliff
pure skill

>be me
>kiss my tf2gfu
>she kisses me back
pure love

FUCK I GREENTEXTED THE LAST LINE AND MESSED IT UP AAAAGGGGHHHHH

>>152019454
>>152019612
thats a lie
the medic heals at 22 hpm

>>152019660
crit heals?

>>152019660
not if you arrow them from really close range

i'm getting tilted way too often when playing pubs

>>152019735
true
>>152019714
how much is crit heals? 44hpm? i dont remember
>>152020251
tilted playing pubs what a noob lol xD

you can shoot scorch shots out gates if you press your face into them

>>152020374
crit heals range depending on how long target hasn't been healed for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL7Tzq168Bs
max heals are 72 per second after 15 seconds

blaztars outpost

>play comp MM with 2 friends
>3 normal matches
>next match
>someone leaves in the last second before we win
>next match
>someone leaves in the last second before we win
>next match
>someone in our team times out while we are winning
>next match
>someone leaves in the last second before we win
>next match
>someone leaves in the last second before we win
>next match
>someone leaves in the last second before we win

what about blaztars outpost

i should probably stop playing tf2 at 4 am and play something else, try to relax

i should probably stop watching anime at 4 am and go to bed, but im not going to

i won a raffle

what did you win?

a raffle

nice!
what item did you win?

i dont want to say

why are all horsefuckers medic mains with a vaccinator

Pootis

>w+m1 pyro
>has a 6v6's platinum participant
??????

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>>152024305
anyone can be a participant

>>152024459
Yeah, but he'd have to climb through Iron, steel, silver etc to get to platinum.

>>152024305
Youre just mad because he kept killing you so you think he's worse than he is

>>152024881
He was in my team, though.

>>152024636
nope
you can just sign up for a platinum team, play 0 matches, and get a participant medal at the end of the season

>>152024881
hi half left

i dunno about you guys but i think half left is pretty gay

im half left and i can confirm that i am gomosexual

sol and pinto are the cutest tf2g otp

>>152024970
Oh
Maybe he just wanted to have fun walking forward and getting free kills

>>152025026
Whats up

>>152025686
i thought you were going to post your face in the new thread
what happened to that
faggot

thinking of doing a mashup of this with a bunch of the betting websites drama, the camwhores on twitch, and similar stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oMEuyhBkRo
any suggestions?

>>152025773
fool
that's not the real half left

>>151982650
>tfw you live in 'murica and his streams are at like 4 AM

fuck america
*screams in arabic*
LALALALALALALA !
*explodes in front of the computer*

Is Nursey actually a biological female, or a biological male pretending to be female?

I wouldn't be surprised if the second answer is true desu, but I'd like to know

>>152025934
thats not a good shitpost half left

>>152025828
is it fuck

>>152025974
mtf tr*nny

>>152025773
i went to bed immediately afterwards haha trolled

>>152025974
hes a trannysexual

>>152026028
thanks mate

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omg its musclek

does feathers have xx or xy chromosomes

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>>152025974
nursey is what is known as a "cute girl"

>>152026028
well post it now

>They're ripping off mvm now
kek

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>>152026234
Casters unironically use the word "she" to describe this person?

>>152026024
not him
i never use a trip
im learning shitpost from him tho

tfw don't know if a filename is secretly a raffle link or not

>>152026313
rafflles begin with k

>>152026354
some people hide it by removing the k

>>152026273
what
link

>try my first comp match
>suck at it

well i'll stick to casul for now then..

lets suck together