/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

1st for anime

2nd for mlp

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Post 'em

\this thread is already a mess.

>ywn recieve pryo's big cock in your ass

>>152101138
Ocho

>>152101138
yeah

>>152101138
name what

>>152101138
">>152101138"

>>152101138
Cinco

>>152101138
dead nigger

>>152101138
add me for furry erp

>>152101138
Seven

>>152101138
i erp

>>152101138
bbbb

>>152101138
gg ez

>>152101138
Kramer

>>152101138
AAAAAAAA

>>152101138
MOM'S GONNA FREAK hAhAhA!!!

>>152101138
Newman

>>152101138
I want to rub Juuichi's belly

>>152101138
add me and i will give this to you :)

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ALRIGHT SO IVE HAD THIS IDEA IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND I FINALLY DECIDED TO TELL IT TO SOMEONE
alright
so
imaging mvm
with mech suits
like you're going on the offense towards grey mann's base, but there's big ass robots there
so engie built some dank ass robo-suits for this
sure scout, sniper, and spy's mech suits would probably just be exo-suits, but a big fucking robo-suit kinda ruins the stealth of the spy.
the suits basically amp their guns and shit up to 11 and give them new shit as well
like give scout a jetpack and pyro a "popsicle"(chainsaw)
I just think that it'd be really fun to kill shitloads of bots in a big mech suit and fight titan-sized robots
or maybe it's just me
>tfw valve will never add anything like this unless they hand off the development to the community or a 3rd party
>tfw tf2 started going to shit ever since the end of the line
>tfw the game will die because valve doesn't care about it anymore and just adds random skins and taunts from the workshop every few months
>tfw you wasted thousands of hours and shekels only to see your fave game die to shit devs

>>152102720
this is a videogame about people in the american midwest fighting over gravel in the 50s

>>152102720
I like it
put it in the game

>>152102720
retard

>>tfw you wasted thousands of hours and shekels only to see your fave game die to shit devs
your idea is worse than almost anything valve has done

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>>152102821
And?

who /critacola/ here?

I'm more of a Pepsi guy when it comes to Soda

i love to do coke

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>>152102821
with teleporters, robots, and wizards
it's set in the 50s but it's really just for the aesthetic of it, not the tech available at the time.
I thought that it'd at least be something new to tf2. just a thought that I had. really doubt that it'd ever be added into the game
>>152102917
>idea is worse than anything valve has done
it's not a great idea, but it's better than giving the shortstop a shove or buffing the phlog. it at least adds some new content that isn't cosmetics, taunts, or maps, because that's all we've been getting for the past few updates.
when it comes down to it, I just want a new experience for tf2. and the way that the development's going right now, I don't see that coming under valve's command.
sorry for the 2 long ass posts, I just want at least 1 new weapon that's now a skin

I like to drink beer, root beer to be specific.

Well since we're not talking about Soda anymore

Arizona Iced Tea is where it's at. Specifically the Arnold Palmer variant

>>152103536
oh you're honestly retarded

you quoted what i said incorrectly just for some minor nitpicks LMFAO

>your idea is worse than almost anything valve has done

l2read

>>152103536
shit sorry
>I just want at least 1 new weapon that's *not a skin

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes

add me family

>>152103974
>L A R E N E
Found my name

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>>152103974
how long have people complained about this general being dead?
how long have people complained about this game being dead?
how long have both the game and the general been alive for?

now that weve gotten that out of the way, fuck off

i love water
it makes me feel clean inside especially after drinking soda

>>152102720
An awful idea from a frogposter, colour me surprised

>>152103974
There are deader generals on this board, in comparison this one actually moves pretty fast at times

post the following

>main class
>favorite Tears for Fears song

>>152106997
>pyro
>Mad world

>>152106997
Medic/Pyro
Everybody Wants To Rule The World, Head Over Heels, or Memories Fade

>>152106997
>Demoman
>Start of the Breakdown

reminder that the last non-reskin melee was released 4 years ago in the triad pack

what's tears for fears

I've been browsing some other generals lately and i have to say sorry to Viva, you aren't nearly the worst tripfag on this board. Maybe on /tf2g/ you are but not on this board

its when you cry and youre also afraid
i think

i don't get it

>>152107396
half is the worst tripfag on /tf2g/

>>152107396
There's always a bigger fish

>>152107396
Nah, I'm the best trip in tf2g by a longshot. Man, it feels good to be a normie

It's all good. I forgive you, my son

>>152103649
>control and then fuck viva
ew wtf

dotsy isn't cute

>>152103649
It's because I must have posted over 50 times

>>152107646
left only shows up every now and again though wheras viva is always shitting up the thread with his blogposts and latent homosexuality

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChasingTF2
who is this

>>152107891
viva isn't as obnoxious and he doesn't blogpost
half is here more often now and he's annoying as FUCK, he does blogpost all the time and tries to be funny really hard
i can stand viva and even like some of his posts
i don't have any trips filtered other than half because i cannot stand his dumb posts

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>>152107891
I haven't blogposted yet. Although, if you really want me to: So I had 5km eggs hatch at the same time today. Got some pretty nice gets out of it. Evolution multipliers for Ponyta and Rhyhorn are a bitch, though. 1200 for a 870 and 663? Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. I got jewed

I'm not a homosexual, though. Not that there's anything wrong with that

How about that Team Fortress 2, though? Anyone wanna do some Two Cities?

Gotta ask because I'm really curious. I'm sure you've all seen the question before too.

Is TF2 balanced?

>>152108410
Just about

>>152108410
yes

>>152108410
no

>had everything set to the lowest
>download custom config
>boot up tf2
>config fucked up and all settings are set to the highest
>frames are pretty much the same

explain this sorcery

>>152108410
maybe

>>152108410
i dont know

>>152108410
Can you repeat the question?

thanks for existing /tf2g/

>>152108469
Is there ever any cries of nerfing or buffing?

>>152109256
Well that's from shitters who get killed by the same weapon they think is broken one too many times. Everything out there seems just right

>>152108410
http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/1/tf2-general-discussion

you'll find actual responses there

also don't pay attention to viva

>>152109256
yes the game is fucking broken
don't waste time with it because it's nearly dead
go play overwatch or csgo or reflex or something good
not even kidding

don't listen to >>152109358 btw he plays the easiest classes in a fake gamemode

>>152109509
What's fake about Payload?

>>152109553
goldrush is fake
mvm is fake
ur fake

>>152109509
>OW
>balanced
All people do is cry for nerfs for buffs. Anything that gets kills is OP. I don't think Blizzard knows how to balance.

>>152109509
>yes the game is fucking broken
>go play overwatch
HAHAHA

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>>152109654
They're real, and they're spectacular

>>152109750
>>152109796
i didn't say it was balanced retards i said it's was better and not dead
i've always loved this game but you can't deny the truth
fucking valvedrones holy shit

>>152109945
>i said it's was better
L
O
L

>Unironically calling people Valvedrones
Back to >>>/v/ you go.

>it's was better
damnit this is what happens when i get upset

>>152109992
are you laughing at the typo or at the statement
either way you're dumb

>>152109945
i got bored of overwatch after one (1) hour
game is basic as fuck, they copied most things from tf2 and made them easier
also they managed to make it even more unbalanced than tf2 lmfao

so why did valve retire the first batch of hats 3 years ago

>>152110129
like most things they do, it was an experiment

we were just talking about how overwatch is worse than tf2 (wow!) on the prev thread

yes about that
someone said that buffing hanzo was wrong
but everyone here said all the time that hanzo was useless because widow was better
??????

>>>/owg/

overwatch has too many classes
they could learn a thing or two (or three or...) from dota2 and tf2 haha

i don't want to go there
it's too fast and not-comfy

yeah that adding 2 to the game's name guarantees people will play it ha ha

and it worked didn't it

damn ive been gone from tf2 forever
when did all these items starting becoming multi/all class? and when did robo crate cosmetics start getting price raises too? they used to all be craft hat tier even after the crates became rare drops

fuck yes

Oh. I had really wanted it, though.

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female merc porn

nice
gratz

>>152108601
someone help

i've never used a custom config before

what should i do

>>152111309
well too bad B)
>>152111323
thank you

>>152111315
filtered :^)

>>152111346
>what should i do
get a better pc

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>>152111315

>>152111315
?

>>152111571
i mean i get high (enough) frames in both situations

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Reminder

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>>152111881
Hey tradefags,
My name is XxX420Y0l05c0p3XxX, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pricelists. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kills? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people who are POOR and IRISH because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wearing a hat made of three other hats.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I wear a gibus, pyrovision goggles, and my merc badge. How much money did you spend on this game? All your mother could afford? I also top scoreboards, and picked up your aussie scatter (And then I killed you with it; Shit was SO cash). You are all tradefags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and your scattergun.

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Are we doing screencaps now? Ok.

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>>152111968

>>152111957
Anyone have the Viva and the Homies version?

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In three years, Team Fortress 2 will become the largest supplier of weaponized hats. All stealth bombers are upgraded with TF2 All-class Hats, becoming absurdly expensive. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Hat Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2019. Human decisions are removed from hat purchase. Matchmaking begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

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i have prostate cancer

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>>152112076
No sorry.
Hey MGE Deathmatch Tryhards,
My name is XxXJohnny5izAliveXxX, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass rollouts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played the real game? I mean, I guess it’s fun making banning weapons because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. nodmgspread, nocrits, increased_maxplayers, respawntimes? This is even worse than DMing the orange box for ps3.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “SikMidz”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot objective (I just capped her; Shit was SO cache). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: CapCrits are fair and Balanced

fuck this one time i saw a dude called xd say xd in chat but i didn't take a screenshot and it would have been an epic meme god damnit i hate myself

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>>152111968
This made me chuckle.

>>152110129
Introduction of the steam market.

"oh you can't get these hats in tf2 anymore? I guess you'll just have to buy them through the SCM, you don't mind giving us a 10% royalty do you? I didn't think so."

it's not like you can't TRADE for them or anything

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mfw tf2 depends more on cpu than gpu

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>>152112985
>yfw when you have an AMD CPU
>you will never be able to play TF2 @ 120FPS w/ nice graphics until you give in to jewtel, regardless of how good your GFX card is

what the heck is bad about intel

>>152106997
>Soldier
>Everybody Wants to Rule The World/Pharoes

>>152106997
I only know one Tears for Fears song, though.

somebody explain to me why every single gibus shitter thinks heavy should always be #1 priority for an uber

the tutorial and loading tips

>>152113548
who are you quoting
>>152113930
who is he quoting
>>152113975
who are you quoting

>>152114112
Because heavy + medic combo is the posterchild of TF2. Pub medic healing priority: That gibus heavy pushing the cart waaaaay outside the line of fire > Soldier > everyone else > Spy > Topscoring demo

>>152114173
>this autism
3 MORE WEEKS

the greentexting meme is fairly new (like 2009) and people calling you out on it is from like 2010 lol

I remember when people actually took the time to type up well-thought out posts and put the effort into typing up fake stories to tell on /x/ as if they were real. Now everything is
>greentexted
I'm sad now.

>Razorback
>blocks one attack
>from one direction
>from one class
>works one time
>considered 'OP' and is banned from comp

lol

>>152114303
>>152114504
>>152114529
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING

>>152114112
I guess because of how he looks on the outside.
>very BIG man physically
>largest healthpool of everyone, overheal makes him even tankier
>big gun
>essentially the face of TF2
>Meet the Medic essentially showed an ubered Heavy mowing down an army of Soldiers, and most of the newcomers have already watched all Meet the Class shorts
Besides, most newer Medics pocket the more flashy looking individual, and if they do get Uber, they usually pop Uber on solo targets anyways or just drop before the have the thought process of doing it.

>>152114529
I mean it stops an insta kill+stuns the spy.
I wouldnt call it op, but seeing it used offensivly in pubs is pretty wild to watch

>>152106997
scout
lmao i don't listen to that

>>152114587
>aspergers

>>152114529
because snipers became even more important than medics in HL, so gunning a razorback sniper down is hard when the moment you fire once the entire enemy team is going to focus on you

>>152114810
you're doing it again
nobody said that
who are you quoting

>>152114798
>He's never heard Mad World
>Meaning he's never watched Donnie Darko
>Meaning he doesn't know about this poor, sad individual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

you can listen to a song without knowing the artist you retarded memer

>>152114986
oh nevermind i know that song i just didn't know the name
anyways, who are you quoting?

>>152114986
Not everyone has to watch Donnie Darko, though. It's overrated as fuck
Besides, Head Over Heels was better in that one particular scene by the start

People can know about Weber Cooks without knowing about the song, you dumb fuck

>Not instantly knowing the name/artist of every song you've ever listened to
lmao scrubs

>>152107441
it was a band why did you lie to me

>>152114986
this was depressing
why was this depressing

>>152115365
Depressing music + that old guy has clearly given up on life

tfw young and gave up on life already

>>152115723
>tfw no gf

same
also
>gf
>g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnNzq5Nl-dE

>mfw i have no face
I'll take a (you) now.

Have jazz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU9j3qdj_PI

That's pretty nice. You can have this in return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goN5BWbvn-I

>>152116045
>Este video no está disponible
oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqJJ-2cRR0M

>Jethro Tull
Good taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7TJXQq-9Cg

thx qt, you too

>>152116045
>>152116047
>>152116191
>>152116248
>>152116385
what do these have to do with tf2 though?????????? ?????
please keep the discussion tf2-related thank you very much
https://youtu.be/hA9XFzxTTOQ

>>152116503
idk i saw people post their favourite tunes so i posted mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi-GDD8yFyo

Someone posted a good track, so I posted a good track in return. That's just common courtesy.

>>152116569
I didn't post my favorite tunes at all. They're great, but not favorites

>>152116503
Damn it, you already posted the best track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPHbP-kpxxY

>>152116735
that's a good one too
https://youtu.be/kbdtBLD8Lbg

>>152116735
i dont care
nobody was talking to you, dont talk to people unless you are directed to
because its rude

>>152116969
You care enough to relpy back

>>152116969
autist

please gib more yous i need them pls pls pls pls

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Did you know that the Vaccinator is broken and does not function as intended?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkdD9lnyfKM

oh

jk i didn't know
not watching the video though because i don't care

ok

tried setting everything to high and disabled gibs and all that stuff via a cfg file

hopefully it works ;_;

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDuLh0YylsE

http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/168305

is 30-40 fps normal lol

dead game

-tracer

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help me i NEED the version of this gif that had the earthbound text at the bottom this is urgent

I HAVE UER

>>152119442
30 is a decent framerate, especially if it's constant

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>>152119509

>>152119701
don't lie to him

i got da krtiz

>>152119763
well 30-40 IS decent

60 would be better though

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/114321

Visit /b/ for a bit

It's almost time for 700,000,000

it was shit
just some dude saying "checkem xd"

>Unironically browsing /b/

i wanted to see the get
the gfur threads are nice too

"You're making me very prown"
why the bl-ck man say this when uber?

>i'm gonna carve you a new cake hole
what did he mean by this

>>152121621
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d9/Demoman_taunts07.wav?t=20100625222759
It's cross, dude. Get your ears checked.

>>152121760
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake%20hole
its another word for mouth

>>152121760
He means he's going to give you a new mouth. Probably where your throat should be.

>are you all trying for asectionate?
what did he mean by this

>>152121773
>can't hear it because it requires quickplay
>quickplay is dead

>>152122285
>Are you all trying for a section 8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(military)

>MPHH!
what did he mean by this

>>152122435
I'm pretty sure that's just the pyro's voice being muffled by the gas mask.

>they should call you doctor (?) NOOOOOO
what

Now that I come to think of it, there are many voice lines that have some sort of hidden gem in them.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/43/Soldier_cheers04.wav?t=20100625224755
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/The+worm+has+turned

i joined this team just to kill faggots like you

>repeat after me: mphh mph mphh im gay

cant play casually anymore if itsnt competitive format.
shoudl i just quit tf2?

Just deleted comanglias config because I find sniping with all the fancy graphics and lighting much easier. What are some things from the config I should keep to improve FPS that won't wreck the lighting/visual quality?

>>152124553
Adjusting cl_cmdrate according to my internet connection made the game much much smoother to me. Other things you could try out are disabling motion blur and ragdolls.

How do i make a bind that will allow me to say random things in chat with a single keypress?

For example:
>KP_END
>random bind
>KP_END
>different random bind
>etc

Is it possible?

anything is possible if you believ

>>152126734
how about not spamming chat with unfunny quotes/emoticons like every other bind-loving dingus

there was a guy bind spamming the entire script of The Bee Movie in a game I was in yesterday

I couldn't beelieve it

>>152128127
It's a stale meme. It was hot for a minute about two months back on r/TF2

Any wario ware mod server still running?

>26 killstreak
>die to a 1hp heavy because I can't shoot him due to the flinching
flinching removed when

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>>152128602
>tfw that cozy camper nerf

>>152127316
Why not?

>>152126734
Make it so that common keypresses (m1, wasd, etc) cycle through the list of whatever you want to spam, and whatever key you want to use for your spam triggers the message currently selected. I think that's the only way you can do it for Valve servers.

Source: I used to have one of those binds myself until I realized it was completely unfunny and autistic. Consider uninstalling your life.

i used to have a lenny face bind unironically
two different ones, in fact

boom

>>152130835
I love the smell of a _____ ass in the morning

clean

woman's

Napalm

>I love the smell of a Napalm ass in the morning

>>152131261
what a faggot

base viva is my gf irl now

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>>152132739
so much ahegao

>>152132739
one of those is there twice

I miss the old style music and themes of tf2. Even just the ye olden coal town desert designed maps and music like intruder alert and the original tf2 theme. Needs more trumpets

>>152133307
i dislike the meet your match music at the start and end
>record 2 new songs and 600 new voicelines
>comp MM gamemode is the most broken thing to exist in TF2

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>his computer can't keep a framerate over 100 fps at all times
whats the matter anon? mom & dad didn't love you?

>>152102821
hey buddy you retarded fuck its set in the late 60s to early 70s you stupid motherfucker

>doublecross is a map that was introduced in the war update
>the update was about a betrayal of friendship between the demoman and the soldier
>a double cross is an act of betrayal

im kinda mindblown about this

i thought it referred to the two bridges that go across the chasm

>>152133624
isnt most of the mm music from expiration date? i dont remember any new stuff

Can Valve Please Port This Game To The Quake Engine Because I Get 1500 FPS On Quake!
>>15213434
maybe
im not sure

>>152134401
what was it
i can't even find the post on the archive

>>152124553
>I find sniping with all the fancy graphics and lighting much easier

Why? I've seen quite a few people carry this opinion.

>>152134220
That's the idea m8.
Like, have of the cosmetics and some weapons have jokes like that.

>>152134668
oh
i delted a zero
its >>152134304

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i wish the scottish resistance had a better model
its literally a stock stickybomb launcher with some tape and electric doodads
how boring

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i got new hat

post demo

>>152130912
fukd

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>>152136307

>>152136307
That's a cool hat

i'm getting a cool hat when my keys become tradable

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>>152136307
omed

>>152136307
How do you drop uber as a demo

i made coffee

>collector's items
why

>>152137345
demo cant even have uber you stupid fucking retard holy shit thank god summer is almost over jfc.. idiot

>>152137776
What do you mean? Collector's items are just a way for people to show off the amount of effort they put into this game.

>>152137856
But strange is better, since it counts kills

>>152138031
200 items is harder to collect

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>>152136307
>those god damn names
>that unusual

I like it.

>>152138197
literally this

Rocket League is the most uninspired, basic indie game to ever become mainstream popular.
How can people even enjoy it? I hate the lack of control you have using a car rather than humans.

control me

>competitive rocket league
>competitive overwatch
>all this mediocre titles that dont really work for comp being pushed just because they are big and have huge companies backing them

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*controls human*
see, much better now

tf2 should have been more competitive focused since the beginning
only the 6s classes and sniper should have been in the game like robin wanted
the game should have never gone f2p
they should have only added a couple of appropriately themed hats and limit their availability to random drops
every other cosmetic item or quality except maybe some taunts and MAYBE stranges should have never been added

it just... makes me sad
this game could have been so much different today

>>152139735
make the game at least 1€ and 90% of the cheaters will dissappear

>>152139735
>only the 6s classes and sniper should have been in the game like robin wanted
6s elitists like you, robin, b4nny and other sub-human faggots are much worse than every shit Valve added to this game since it was ported to Steam.

>6s elitists
do you even know who robin is

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robin is the guy who made the first team fortress in 1996 with 5 classes
scout, soldier, demoman, medic, and sniper

>all 6s classes + sniper
if only young robin was still the robin of today..

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I should build this, right?

build me

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explain THIS

>>152140453
yes

>>152140589
Valve servers kicked the bucket that day and numbers were fucked up?
That or an update accidentally made a bunch of them tradable, which was corrected the next day

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P R O V O K E
R
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V
O
K
E

>>152140589
wasn't that around the time backpack.tf's stats servers were overhauled and everything had to be re-acquired?

>>152142239
L O S E R
O
S
E
R

I thought w+m1 noob class would win the war for sure, how did team heavy lose?

>>152142613
because there are more people playing pyro than people playing heavy weapons guy

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>>152142613
they are both "w+m1 noob class"

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reminder

>Additionally, with today's update, we are rolling out our first matchmaking bans on problem players you've reported. Problem players will receive a six-month ban from Casual and Competitive matchmaking.
What? If someone was hacking don't they just normally ban them forever?

>>152142613
Because heavy is he w+m1 noob class

Pyro hasn't been able to do that for a while

>>152144086
>Target one specific guy
>Get entire server to report him whenever you see him
>Now branded as a "problem player"
>6 month ban for being good at the game
10/10 system, Valve.

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gay shit will be igonred

>>152145069
gay shit

>>152145142
igonred

>>152145069
>>152145142
lmao, winner.

>>152144086
no because they ""can't use VAC manually"" which means either they're lying and they're lazy, or valve is lying to then because they don't want the dorks at the TF2 team messing with VAC

>>152145069
i <3 knotted cocks

>>152145069
fagged out on the beach

>>152145069
add me for furry erp ;3

>>152145168
faggot

>>152145069
I never don't not hate gay shit

http://tf2r.com/kzcw6u6.html

>>152145069
will erp for more hats ;3

>>152145069
i want to sex feathers

>>152145069
>>152145762
win rar

anyone else not getting elo for matches sometimes?

idk why youre all wasting your time with this gay shit im not using it

>>152145947
then make up your own name faggot

>>152146007
im too busy i need to outsource production

>>152145947
A)why are you going to post the face reveal you said you would
B)erp isn't always gay
c) why ask for names but ruin all the fun
d) why are you so much of a closet faggot ?

>>152145947
eat shit and die

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>>152145069
i'm too insecure about my sexuality to make jokes about being gay

>>152146084
a)that was merely a successful ruse
b)it is 100% of the time even if its with a girl
c) because i dont want gay shit on my guns i just want something silly and irreverent
d) why did you put a space before your question mark

>>152146127
sorry to hear that

>>152146192
A) "i said i was doing to do something but i didn't, le master troll i am"
B) >sex with girls is gay
C) it's funny that you care about what the heavy you just killed might think of you and your item names even thought they won't
D) nice dodging the question faggot

>>152146192
I like that you didn't put a space between a) and b) to match his post

>>152146308
a) i clearly had you going for days
b) exchanging IMs with autists pretending to be girls is not sex
c) my brand is valuable
d) youre clearly not going to accept "im not a closet faggot" as an answer so why bother setting up your punchline

>>152146192
you're silly! i was talking about you, i'm very open about being gay

>>152146515
you are not me

>>152146564
clearly, since i'm not scared of people knowing my sexuality

>>152145069
kurt kubains shotgun

>>152146687
but im straight as a very straight arrow
why do you want me to be gay so bad huh

>>152146719
im going to use this one thanks

>>152146790
>im straight as a very straight arrow
>>152146127
>>152146127
>>152146127
>>152146127

>>152146897
its not my fault you lack the neurological capacity to identify jokes

>>152146790
i just don't think it's healthy for you to lie to yourself like that. how old are you again?

>>152147005
then why won't you name you items what the winners said if you're fine with making "jokes" you closet homosexual

>>152147073
jokingly hitting on a friend =/= advertising yourself for gay cybersex on a video game

half left sucks

>>152147005
you know how funny it is that you say this yet you're too scared of naming a weapon with a gay joke?

>>152147183
in what world is "i <3 knotted cocks" a joke to anyone but a preteen?

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>>152147126
>im scared of what 12 yo on the internet playing an online game think about me

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Medic is the easiest class to play as.
Just sit back and let your teammates do the hard work while you stick your medigun right up their ass.

Prove me wrong, I dare you.

>>152147261
i dont want thirsty furry twinks adding me and addressing me in chat as if im one of them

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>>152147126
do you actually believe this
did you just actually write and mean this

>>152147318
>Bots
lmao

>>152147354
Image is not mine, I took it str8 outta wikiHow.

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>>152147331
>clames to be a master ruseman
>won't take opportunities like this to fuck with people

>>152143468
>download pic from TF.tv screenshot thread
>cut face of scout and upload to /vg/
>gets edited by someone funnier and uploaded again
>gets posted by someone else
the cycle is amazing

>>152147563
being tricksy is much more fun on 4chan
i play tf2 to kill idiots not lead them on

>>152147563
half isn't a "ruseman", he's just the typical "I WAS MERELY PRETENDING!!!" idiot

>man i really like yellow but i can't let people know i'm gay
>i know! i'll just make a little "joke"

>ok i'll post a pic of my face guys
>shit i just remembered i'm insecure about how i look
>h-haha i trolled you guys lol!!

>>152148107
where did you get all this from

>>152147876
> i said i would do something that someone who isn't a coward would do, but i didn't do it, so im a master troll and the joke is on them

>>152148190
why are you so mad at getting effortlessly deceived like the mindless sheep you are

man, sometimes i feel bad for half

>>152148309
the odds really are stacked against me arent they

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>>152148223
im not mad, but "effortlessly deceived" is the right term because you didn't do anything beside say you would do something but didn't because you know we would laugh when we saw your neck beard and 3 chins

>>152148358
why do you keep making things up to make me the object of ridicule to feel better about yourself

Stop calling Half gay and enter my raffle already.

>>152148428
well, would you like to prove me wrong ?

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
yes half, we all hate ourselves and that's why we are making fun of you
everyone sucks except you, right??

>>152148540
not particularly im just here to have a laugh

>>152148576
i cant see why else youd be so needlessly vindictive

I did

it's the heavy main
figures huh
>>152148358
>>152148358

>>152148716
who?

>>152148814
some fag who avatars as squids and the thing in the post that i qouted
lemme see if i can find the picture im looking for

>>152148892
She's called Lord Dominator and she's from some kids show on Disney XD.

>>152148892
oh that guy
i though he was laughed out of here for being a big attention seeking baby whos awful at tf2

>>152149027
he came back

>>152148962
that just makes things worse

I'm searching for the individual that goes by the name Indexer.

>>152148654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrLb6W5YOM

>>152149027
you don't get to call anyone an "attention seeking baby" though

>>152149563
i live in a democracy actually so i can call anyone what i like

>>152149624
you live in a monarchy, dummy

>21st century
>Monarchy still being a thing
lmao

>>152150041
i live in a representational democracy with a largely ceremonial constitutional monarchy