Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for swindlezz winning next major

Our guy is streaming. You know who I'm talking about.

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New Thread Hottie for Techies being relevant again. I just love those voicelines too much to go unused/unnoticed.

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>>151909106
I miss when ixmike was relevant and not just somebody who shittalks on twitter

>>151909106
Calling it now
EE joins a noname team as captain after getting dumpstered
Fails to make TI

RTZ just call me

He's moving to Korea to join MVP

>>151907491
>>151907374
Wow, an argument on 4chan that ended with a guy disregarding everything and getting so mad and predictable that he tells a guy to off himself, and another sacrificing all of his previous points and any thought capacity to backpedal into saying LOL I WAS JUST TROLLING

shocking quality of posters that video games bring to this site.

>>151909265
no

guess which dota 2 pro is secretly into scat.

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>tfw never gonna be a pro player and no qt asian girl to fangirl you for life

https://twitter.com/kylaquinooo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>151909212
Holy shit Justin Bieber is actually a girl? This is fucking amazing

>>151909303
off yourself

>>151909320
fear

>>151909329
is that the chick so obsessed with sumail that she offered him her virginity and even sent him a vial of her period blood?

>>151909474
Holy shit, what the fuck. I thought that only happened with musicians.

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>>151909303
Man I'm really good at getting (you)'s, can someone (you) me for being so good at this?

>>151909474
>tfw you'll never be this famous that girls do this for you
why even live senpai

>>151909518
girls go crazy for anyone successful and somewhat attractive.

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>>151909553
(You)

>>151909584
>I'll feed you my first blood!
What did she mean by this ?

>play dota
>lose
dotards will defend this

>>151908165
Never. Techies used to win games by getting kills and setting everyone in the enemy team so much your team would roll over them or thechies would get to 11 and or 16 super fast which would mean that 3 ults were enough to instagib anyone which meant that you could mine the entire map extremely fast and choke the other team to death

Now early games dead don't matter and everyone gets free gold of many aoes and items plus shit doesn't detonate anymore when its destroyed

Anyone got a link to the leaked Puppey chat?

It was in the OP for a few days

>>151909973
https://imgur.com/a/pidIZ

Please give rooster drama

I believe based RTC will deliver

more drama pls

crit to OG

notail to eg

peter unknown

zai back with arteezy unknown where theyre going

mason to wings

>>151909996
kuro confirmed left

our boy artour confirmed only wants to play some dotes

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>Queue US west with a friend to avoid peru's on East
>get matched with 3 of them
>against a 5 stack
>proceed to win our lane but lose the game
>next game we get another group of peruvians

Just kill me.

>>151910012
he's replacing notail on OG
universe is replacing Moon

fear is retiring and being replaced by ritsu
ixmike taking universe's place

alliance staying together

some of wings going to finish school

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why is PPD already streaming dota again?

>>151910138
>notail to eg

And not a single Lan was won that year.

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>>151909589
>implying Feanor did anything wrong

TELERI FUCKIN SHITS

Just kidding, Feanor was a douchebag.

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Singsing?

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>>151910254
but Notail won two majors?

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>>151910159
kuro was confirmed right given puppey and rtz are washed up/has-been

Anyone who wants to do well should join MVP for a stint

Worked for jimmy and jerax

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>>151909589
this is the funniest shitting thing i have seen all week, and i was browsing super mega comix only last night

>>151910254
to be fair they won one lan this year anyway

>>151910362
Adelaide?

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>>151909996
What the fuck is going on here

Who leaked this

EE changed his Twitter bio from "carry player for secret" to just "mid player" he's also removed the Secret banner.

the disgusting weeb is finally out of secret

>tried to work on my essay all evening
>wrote two sentences

haha

>>151910442
glad I could make you laugh anon

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>>151910489
adelaide

>>151910507
me

>the international
>no south american and african teams

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>>151909996
Kuro was left?

>>151910507
theeban, who else

although I honestly don't know if its real or not

>Reso spent 20k to bribe puppey

????

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Say my name

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>>151909996
>bought her a 40k engagement ring
>not even the actual wedding ting
what the actual fuck, do people really do this? And you're telling me she even gets to keep them if they divorce?

>>151910713
MOST

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guess we never see a korean team at TI again

>>151910713

PRESIDENT

>>151910713
13th-16th place

>>151910815
considered dota is going to die since the chinks one a Korean team is going to get a direct invite

Delusional

58th for /d2g/ meme team becoming real and mike finally becoming relevant again.

In b4 Monkey King is killed if you quelling blade the tree he is diguised as

>>151910929
widdle

>>151901831
he didn't leave
his contract expired and they didn't renew

>>151910914
If dota dies its because of valve killing it no one cares about the pro scene in that way

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>bulba out of secret
>envy still in
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh dotards?

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>>151910914
now that's what i call a fucking sentence 2016

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>>151909275
There's other instances as well, at TI4 RTZ and PPD were constantly bickering because RTZ didn't agree with his drafts. How is making your team captain (whos in his first ever TI) question and doubt himself constantly a good thing? How can someone look at that Alchemist game and not think "this person is tilted"?

It comes down to a general demeanor thing about RTZ. You can see it while he's streaming. The whole "We fucking lost" thing after anything goes wrong that he made popular for years. The point isn't that he starts playing really shitty (he doesn't, outside of when he gets ganked over and over at the beginning), it's that he lets things influence his emotional state far too easily. Misplay by teammates, questionable draft choices, questionable calls...these things happen. The important thing is you don't let that shit affect you and more importantly don't let it affect your teammates. Getting into a argument with your captain midgame or highlighting a teammates misplay making him feel like shit in the middle of a 20 million dollar tournament where he's already feeling a ton of pressure is never, ever a good thing.

The overwhelming trend with TI winners is not that they're simply way better mechanically than all of their competitors, it's that they're extremely unified under their teams philosophy and play to each others strengths. None of the them had infighting or doubt. This is never gonna happen with RTZ because he will never 100% believe in his captain and teammates and just sit down, shut up, and do his job.

He left EG in the first place because of petty differences with PPD spurring from a big ego and thinking he knows better than PPD, comes back saying he should've never left EG and he's grown up and matured a lot, then leaves again 6 months later when things aren't 100% perfect stealing Universe away with him to play with his extremely shitty friend EE and gets last place. This is an emotionally fragile person who will not win a TI

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>>151910382
It really makes you think what exactly this kurofanshit mean by this

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>>151910793
He did it for his kid, no one fucks up the career of an upcoming father.

>>151910509
secret.mason incoming

GUYS EE REMOVED HIS SECRET BANNER AND CHANGED HIS DESCRIPTION TO MID PLAYER

HE ALSO FOLLOWED RITSU ON TWITTER

EE MID
RITSU CARRY

HOLY FUCK BOYS

yo

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EXPLAIN THIS

NOW

>>151911013
So that means they are going to try hire a westerner?

are there even other korean teams?

looking to watch some TI replays. what games should I check out?

i've seen
EG/EHOME G1
finals
(a few others but i can't remember)

>not yet married
>kids

Hello puppey?

>>151911143
>it's real

>>151911169
Wings sand bagging because its group stage
Navi playing super aggressive

The one thing i noticed is that when wings loses grip of the game they don't adapt they keep trying even if its the wrong move. It also happened in the first game of the finals albeit they kinda threw it with the pudge. Wings kept insisting in taking fights they shouldn't

>>151910793
engagement rings are a pre-marriage severance package, given by a man who is effectively bribing the woman he's interested in, hoping she won't attempt to ruin his life after they are united in matrimony, while at the same time she is uncertain if he will become bored of her and leave her destitute and alone on the side of a road with nothing to her name but an unpaid phone bill

rings that expensive are intended to lessen the financial blow the wife would suffer if the relationship falls apart; should she get bored or be otherwise unfulfilled with the relationship, or the husband cocks everything up and actually ruins her life, she can at least hock the fucking engagement ring and make a clean break with some change in her pocket

they're from a time where most partners didn't have joint bank accounts and the husband's name was on everything

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>>151910971
one can dream

>>151911247
delusional little faggot, don't tell me you believe in marriage

>>151911090
>he lets things influence his emotional state far too easily
>Getting into a argument with your captain midgame or highlighting a teammates misplay making him feel like shit in the middle of a 20 million dollar tournament where he's already feeling a ton of pressure is never, ever a good thing.

Amazing insight, say what team did you play with or coach that arteezy was on?

>>151911041
EE is pretty much all but confirmed to be out. He just changed his twitter bio from "carry player for Team Secret" to "mid player" and he removed his Secret banner

>>151911272

HE ALSO FOLLOWED SVG

ITS HABBENING BOYS

RITSU
EE
SVG

>>151911090
>He left EG in the first place because of petty differences with PPD spurring from a big ego and thinking he knows better than PPD

I think this also really shows when you watch the EG TI4 documentary.
The last argument that they have while eating after losing I think, everyone just laughs it off but RTZ just looks sad/upset.
You can tell he was the only one that disagreed with PPD, Zai followed along because he's a fuckboy with a heart of gold.

Secret.SingSing?

>>151911143
>shitsu

No EE no

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>>151911351
>doesn't believe in marriage
>yet "believes" in kids
Puppey seems like a delusional little faggot himself desu

Who's gonna replace EE now????

>>151911385
new C9

1. Ritsu
2. EE
3. MSS
4. SVG
5. 1437

this team is going to be so bad

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>>151911143
holy shit
EE is the only guy autistic enough to actually do this too

EE confirmed for out of Secret.
OG.EternalEnvy perhaps?

>>151910971
mike/mason for ti7

>>151911423
ritsu's a good player i reckon, too bad he's a total shitlord

>>151911485

4 ANIME SHITTERS ON ONE TEAM

WHATS GOING ON

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>>151911380
>envy's mid capabilities

>>151911523
he's basically sumail, but he had no ppd to guide him

>>151911485

NEW C9
1. RTZ
2. EE
3. BONE7
4. SINGSING
5. PIELIEDIE

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

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>>151911485
>>151911485
>>151911485
THIS
C9.MSS is already confirmed, and Envy coming back to Cloud 9 just makes too much sense.

It's happening boys.
Cloud 9 is back.

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>>151911562
>he's basically sumail

fuck off ritsu

>>151911427
you can believe all you want, but all she needs to do is pluck a hole in your condom or a lie about birth control

also marriage != kids

marriage is basically deprecated legally nowadays, it was a thing before due to religion. It also only benefits the women

but now you can have a religious ceremony and not get legally married, which is the redpill along with separate finances/bank account and never buy the house with your own money. Make it 50/50 and mortgage/utilities payment 50/50

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>>151911485
>literally team poo in loo
But honestly envy doesn't deserve a tier 1 team after his performance

>>151911095
>Liquid
>poised to stay together and have another very good year after doing way better than everyone expected

>shitrekt
>literally in shambles with multiple roster changes confirmed, can't get back the two players who carried them to their single victory, two straight dogshit TI appearances (the most important tourney in existence that teams are formed and die by)

hmm...

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>>151911576
>tfw you really wanted this

Man can only dream.

>>151911606
ristu is pretty good dude

he might be the best morph player I've watched

outside of his sometimes retarded game decisions

>>151911606

measure your words or he'll stalk your sister, faggot

>>151911670
He didn´t deserve it before either. Whenever I look at EE it´s just him losing rapier or doing some retarded shit

>>151911606
do you think sumail is good

players like him are dime a dozen in NA pubs

>>151911591
clown my friend
with that composition it can only be clown nine.

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>>151911591
>yfw EE loses to peruvians

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what did he meme by this?

>>151911680
>7-8th
>better than expected
they were expected at least top2

>>151911492
>Mike on EG and MVP
>Valve would probably be too incompetent to notice this until the main event

Today is my 21st birthday and I have no friends and nobody to talk to or play games with

Thank you for reading this self-pity post ;~;

>>151911680
>>poised to stay together and have another very good year after doing way better than everyone expected
lmao what the fuck are you talking about

nearly everyone thought they would place top3

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>position self back so I won't get hit by the plethora of stuns they have
>friendly lich doesn't
>friendly lich keeps beelining for me every time Sven Storm Hammers him
>die in the ensuing 8 seconds of chainstuns thereafter every time
>win anyways because HOO HOO HA HA is so far back even Lich can't get him killed

I can't tell if he was doing it on purpose or not, but it was annoying as shit.
Also couldn't get my Euls to me, not because I didn't have the money, but because everyone kept taking the Courier from me and getting it killed before it could deliver my wards or my euls.

>just trench things#

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ITS NOT OVER YET CLEMENT. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

>>151911680
What a delusional little post

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>>151911759
where do you live

it'll all work out in the end

>>151911727

>3k shitter thinking that envy is a bad player

The guy has won a lan with almost every team he has been on since No Tidehunter. Are you saying he's been lucky for the past 4+ years?

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>>151911143
>MID PLAYER
>EE
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>151911759

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who offlane here

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Reminder EE won a major

HAHAHAHAHA

>>151911842
bitch you got second place.
he got last.
revenge complete.

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Is S4 elite?

just got back from TI, it was my first time attending.

It was kind of worth it, but watching a week of dota was draining. The chests I got from it almost paid for my ticket.

>>151911938
>won a honeypot
woah there

>>151911938
I legitimately don't remember this

was it shanghai? I don't remember anything about that major

>>151911842
Moosery calm down, you already put Poopan in the trash, please don't destroy this timeline

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>>151911938
>EE wins a major
>Valve deletes it from existence
Can't make this shit up

>>151911873
not what Im trying to say, but he really is making mistakes more often than anyone else.

>>151911872
Does she have an instagram? I never bothered checking.

>>151911407
I remember a interview after the tourney that caused RTZ to leave the first time (I believe it was the second summit) and it basically came down to RTZ disagreeing with PPD on how the meta works (RTZ only wanted to play splitpushing illusion heroes like Naga and shit or something like that)

That original EG team had so much talent on it but stupid shit between PPD and RTZ basically stopped them from fully taking off and dominating, was such a waste.

>impulsively buy tickets to TI6, midweek+finals because I live in seattle
>go every day and get megahype
>decide I'm going to start playing dota and git gud and become a professional
>lose like ten matches in a row and get shittalked by everyone on my team every time
W-well, nevermind

>>151912083
because he takes far more risks than most players

>>151912019
yep, it was shanghai.

>>151912017
i think winning a major is like getting 3 in TI?
og did horrible this TI but they won 3 million this year from majors, that's the same as second place.
majors are good money.

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APOLOGIZE :3c

Zai and Fata to secret you heard it Here first

>Something goes wrong
>Immediately disband instead of trying to work it out with your teammates and actually bonding and becoming stronger with your teammates
I mean actually bond too. Not just "hey let me invite you out to dinner and force uncomfortable conversations haha aren't we friends yet? :D"

It's fucking stupid.

>>151911938
>winning a honeypot
only europoors think this is an accomplishment

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>>151912101
yeah

I'm starting a folder of her

>>151912126
bullshit lots of other players are more aggressive then him, but they have the skill to not die.

>>151912132
DELUSIONAL

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>>151911095
Liquid didn't attend Frankfurt 2015, look at the results instead of the earnings; On average Liquid places high where has Secret is hit or miss, especially in the past 5 months.

>>151911769
>>151911749
at the start of the year literally no one thought Liquid would amount to anything and would disband in a month, yet were one of the most stable and top teams throughout the year

christ you people are retarded

>>151912127
Winning a major is basically 5-6th TI

it ain't good money for the time you spend, TI @ 2 weeks gives you the most

post yfw Singsong will never be relevant again. Ever.

>>151912132
LITTLE

>>151912213
Toss me a link to her IG, friend

even if i have a small amount of games on specific heroes(20-40) with %60+ should i be sticking with them over heroes who i play who are below this %?

>>151911759
>seeing a person younger than me on 4chan after being underageb& for 6 years

Kouhei-chan are you in school? Things will work out

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>>151912295

>>151912292
you are actually fucking retarded. a major is 1.5 million, 5-6 is less than a million.
also TI is a year long achievement, you literally spend the entire year preparing for it.

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>>151912312
it's just maquannas

also I think she posts more stuff on her twitter honestly

>>151912295

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do i do it

>>151912408
a major is $3million

>>151910240
ppd is a Dota playing machine.

>>151912430
that's total prize pool, i'm talking about winning first place.

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>>151912201
its a bunch of manchildren playing a video game for a living, do you actually expect them to act like adults about these things?

>>151912424
>Nendo DK

WHAT WHAT WHAT

WHEN

>>151912408
>also TI is a year long achievement, you literally spend the entire year preparing for it.
is that why EG basically changed rosters and still got 3rd :)

that was basically 2 months preparation (starting at ti6 NA open qualifier)

>>151912295
Nah, SingSing is inevitably gonna try again at some point with his ragtag group of shitters.
He just needs to take that hint that he could make good money streaming if he wasn't a faggot with 'dreams' and shit.

>>151912424
if you want to lose a thousand fucking dollars just to look like a massive awful nerd then sure, it's not my money being wasted.

>>151912478
5-6th is closer to a million than 4th, so that is the equivalent

>>151912483
>he thinks it's any better in the corporate world

>>151912516
they basically had the same team they had the entire year.
universe was with them for most of it.
the only real major change was rtz for zai, which was their sub.

>major is a honeypot
>free 1 million dollar

Lmao @ dotards

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>Team plays poorly in a major event
>Everybody shits on them
>Some of the teams even disband
I feel like people don't give these teams (Secret, etc) enough credit. Hell I feel like the teams and players themselves don't give themselves enough credit.
Sure they place very low in big events but you know what? There are hundreds of other teams and pro players out there that I bet would have loved to have even played in the tournaments and had the opportunity to place in last like Secret.

It's a shame to see so many teams that play in these majors disband and shuffle so frequently when they're actually the best of the best - even in last place.

You never hear anything come from Void Boys, whatever team BSJ, ixmike and Singx2 are playing in for instance. And some of these people are actually trying!

>>151911759
I turned 27 today and am in the middle of a custody battle.

Hopefully things get better for you, anon.

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>>151912637
>free

>>151912630
basically had the same team? They had a new carry, new support, and new offlane which had to get together 2 months before TI6


It really makes you think how good EG are to place 3rd with a new roster 2 months before TI6

>>151912648
whos this cute girl?

>checkout is stalled

ugghhhhh

Newfag here

How to become a dotard?

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>>151912731
>not free

>>151912779
turn back if you value your time

>>151912648
because reddit are retards and made EG play in the open qualifier then NA regional qualifier

Void boys would've gotten in

>>151912738
well they're technically sadboys minus rtz

>>151912257
>Liquid didn't attend Frankfurt 2015
thats because they lost in the qualifiers lmao

I don't think you can equate winning a 300k~ lan to winning a 3 million major. Secret performed better throughout the year when it mattered at majors only place where liquid did better was TI. But them doing well at TI wasn't a huge accomplishment since they just got 8th

>>151912259
Still means they didn't meet expectations, despite being considered a stable team they choked at TI.

>>151912738
dude ppd universe sumail and fear were near constant in that team.
sure fear switched positions, he does that a lot, this isn't the first time he played carry for eg.
universe abandoned to secret but that was only for a short time.
the only major change again was switching rtz for zai.
and yes the individual skill level of the players in eg is very very high.

what hero triggers you? Sandking's burrow strike honestly makes me crap myself

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>Mike pretending to be BSJ and playing mid abaddon

>>151912648
I agree

csgo doesn't seems to shuffle that much compare to dota

holy shit
I was looking through the wiki and realized Magnus had an aghs aura
what the fuck

>>151912984
that's about 2 patches ago nigger.
the aura doesn't matter so much desu, it's bigger that he gives ranged units splash damage.
it's insane on drow.

>>151912553
is he living with his family? Considering they're asians, why haven't they thrown him out yet,

>>151912201
Man just imagine if fnatic stuck together for a couple more years

the power of friendship doesn't decide what wins games, I don't understand why reddit believes that

It doesn't even work like that in pubs

>>151912954
It's the money.
Low prizepools at lans and stable team salaries = stable teams.
Stupidly high life-changing prizepools = more likely to form 'one and done' teams

>>151911938
>w33 and misery won a major

Fix*

>>151912943

>ixmike thinks it is funny to pretend to be another player

whats actually funny is when he dies of diabetes in a few years

>>151912954
>>151913057
it's the team contracts

csgo has slave tier contracts, players can't leave without another team buying them out for $40k+

so they have to wait until their contract is expired (tarik from clg for example)

>>151913074
EE is the carry

In dota, carry is the most important role ;^)

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>>151912648
Teams have to win and place well to make a living. Also some organizations/players are more savage (puppey) than others so they'll replace players like pawns.

>>151913167
>that sign
lmao america

>>151913039
>Considering they're asians, why haven't they thrown him out yet,
what? thats backwards, asian families stick together the whole time, you're not expected to move out, you're expected to inherit the house and then they take care of your kids

t. chink

>>151913272
>Alberta
>America

go to school australia

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>>151912567
well, the last time I did this I got a golden cask that paid for itself

so here's hoping

>>151912201
I wish the first Team Secret worked their differences out.

>>151912758
anon...

Singsing will win TI7 i am sure of it!

>>151913167
>tfw unemployed graduate and seeing this picture.

I fucking hate Capitalism

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>>151913334
literally gambling hundreds of dollars while also being a transvestite
i think you have some serious life problems, tripfaggot

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>Twitch chat triggers PPD so much he stops streaming
lmao why do people like this guy again

Anyone else have friendships that dota has just ruined?

I play as a four stack, and sometimes someone on our team feeds. It's no problem, we just give them tips on how to avoid repeating their mistakes and adjust our own strategies accordingly. It's how a coordinated team game should work. I have one friend who went 0 - 9 on Void and refused to gank until our high ground was being pushed. I asked him to gank and every single time he said "man this is dota no one will help you." So he afk feeds and we lose.

How the fuck can anyone have this mentality when using teamspeak? What the fuck is even the point of being in a stack? To think that I almost did battlecup with this person. There are some selfish assholes out there.

Forev in talks with MVP to stay. Seems it was more a weeb being autistic about extending contracts than a move

>>151913489
what was the chat spamming

>EE out of Secret

Where is he going now? Don't think he will join any american team since he seems to like playing with european

new C9 when

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>>151913468
I wear large, not medium

and I buy shit like that on a monthly basis

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>>151913394
I was actually going to write a small critique of capitalism in relation to esport teams in that post but I decided it would be too autistic so I keep it lowkey.

>>151913521
it's crazy how many people forget that dota is a team game. There is a lot of individual skill, but in the end teamwork is required to win, a simple concept that is so foreign to some people.

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>>151913468

>responding to shit posters

>>151913631
MVP

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>>151913331
dotards?

>>151912424
>>151913334
>implying you'd wear those clothes ever

>>151912424
here are facts about the mirana statue

fact: the statue will retain some small amount of value for autists, like $150-200 if kept in perfect shape

but here's the important fact: the lion that comes with the statue will always be worth $500 or more.

if you don't want the lion, and you're fairly sure you will use steam/dota a lot in the future, and you don't mind having a cool mirana statue, you can effectively trade $400 of real money for $500+ of steam money.

Look at the other stuff like monarch bow, it never goes down in price and there are very few on the market.

>>151913806
America != Americas
America = USA
Americas = NA + SA

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>there are actually people who WANT all the shit that comes with more enforced roster stability and more evenly distributed prize pools

Dota has the only competitive scene that I actually like. Every single other esport has incredibly bland shite because of decade long contracts and boring, overly safe tournaments.

>>151913884
>America != Americas

dotards?

>>151913806
>implying you're not deliberately typed america so you can backpedal

>>151913843
valve takes a huge cut of that $500 once it gets on the steam market though, you're maybe breaking even

I would have gone through with it if the statue had a better facial sculpt, the poor sculpt means that it won't get that much on ebay unless you scam someone and tell them you didn't use the code

>>151913912
this
roster swaps are good and should be encouraged

>>151913631
Stack with Ritsu, MSS, Bulba and SVG

>>151913939
It's only people outside of the Americas and maybe a few delusional mexicans who think America = Americas

>>151913987
I just like the drama

>overthrow
>be alch
>build aghs for drow in the first 2 minutes
>she builds another 5 minutes later anyways

I forgot the average IQ of a dotard is 26

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>the enemy necro is so salty he scythes me once, refreshes and scythes again while the other one is still coming down and guaranteed to kill me

>>151913651
Can you give me a job?

>Void has BetterWeaverUlt and AoEDoom

For what reason?

>>151914128

breh she's doing it for the stats

Reminder that chinks cheated.

>>151914128
>being a zapportcuck even in overtumble

>>151914365

t. assmad eurofag or amerifat

>>151911576
Even sing is a better mid than EE. Maybe if you out EE as 4, MAYBE it'd be okay.

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>>151914365
lul

>no african american hero

>>151914705
monkey king

>>151914705
Chen still exists, you know.

>>151914705
Witch Doctor

>>151914705
enigma

>>151908165
Never I hope.
No one but techies enjoyed a techies game. Because that's what it is. If there's a techies, it's not a dota game, its a techies game.

>>151914751
He's Jamaïcan

>>151914738
hes chinese

>>151914705
Rubick

>>151914705
chaos knight

>>151914705
Rubick

I'm joining Liquid

>>151914503
You can be assmad with me, search "China" on liveleak.

>>151914705
anti mage. Tresdin

Is this the Badman shuffle or the Attacker shuffle?

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>both liquid and secret reject QO's offer
>Jimmy to MVP
Why are you niggers not talking about it?

>>151914817
a monkey is a monkey is a monkey

>>151914996
It was literally the only thing we talked about for an hour.

>>151914996
I thought QO rejected THEIR offer.

>people wanting to leave HIGH PLACING TEAM to join a LOW PLACING TEAM because they "THINK" they can do better than PLACING HIGH and decide to make a team with LOWER PLACING PLAYERS

>tfw no chipotle hero

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>>151914996
Many people believe memes merely reflect reality, but here at 4chan we believe memes can change reality.

Up next: MP kicked for N0tail
DuBu replaced with ppd
Febby leaves and replaced by ixmike

Would it be too op if we bring back wc3 lich ult?

Tell me, d2g

>>151915287
No. Lich's ult has be relegated to fucking channel canceler because of the change. It's absolutely bullshit. It was one of the most game changing spells in the game and now it's unfun as hell for no fucking reason. I will seriously never forgive icefrog for that

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>>151915256
I will legitimately give the guy who posted that team an SF arcana if it happens. The memes would literally be uncontrollable.

>>151915287
that's Enigma's malefice (E), you dip.

>>151915405
That's the instakill spell if you even thought of sticking for a fraction of second, dotard

>>151915370
That would bring his late game power.
Bring back lich

>>151915405
you mean midnight pulse ya dingus

>>151909106
>All that dandruff, grease, and zits
What a repulsive human being.

>>151915760
whatth efu ck didy ou saya bout me

>>151915789
Seriously man, if I was eating and ixmike walked in I'd probably stop.

>EE and ritsu

Lol EE is done

I apologize if this is inappropriate, but I'm in a dire financial situation and need a place to sleep for a little bit. Just need a floor, at night. I will teach you well, in person. I used to be 5.8k one year ago, now I'm a bit rusty but still 5k level. Please let me know if you can help me out.

>>151911591

>Ritsu
>EternalEnvy
>MSS
>?
>Biryu

Who's ready to see C9s worst incarnation yet

>>151915906
stop copy and pasting reddit posts

>>151915925
SingSing

Did people already forgot what ritsu did to Beesa's sister?

>>151915906
kek

>>151909207
techies will never see 6.84 prime again
sadly

>>151915925
>a team of social outcasts, stalkers, autists, weabooos, and perverts
>worst incarnation yet

This is 4chan the team anon.

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>>151915947
how do you know its from reddit?

>1437 also removed all secret shit from his twitter

why did he stop believing in the president of estonia?

>>151915287
what if they bring back sleeping neutrals?

>>151915906
sent

>EE
>RTZ
>Moon
>Aui
>1437

rate team canadeh

>>151916067
oh no my reputation as anonymous is ruined

>>151916067
caught him in in a web of lies

>>151916017
didnt he just stalk her on facebook? what's the big deal?

What if centaur and ogre can pretend to be creeps again

>>151914128
>Building aghs for other people as alch
I remember one alch in my team that went jungle and dedicated whole game to buying aghs for everyone. He had quelling blade, shield and boots in 40 minutes. We still won tho

what if centaur warrunner and ogre magi could have abilities where they can morph into their creep counterparts

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Moonmienda going full jew

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>>151916139
thats equivalent to cutting a baby's throat on reddit

what if centaur warrunner and ogre magi are holograms

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WHAT
DOES
IT
MEAN

>>151916285
The rice farming gook is learning from his hook nosed captain is see.

>>151916314
make weather mother fucking cold

>>151913982
you don't sell $500 items on steam market dumbass tripfag. kill yourself.

>>151916314
misery w33 moo fata crit?

>>151916314
Miracle
W33ha
Misery
Fly
Cr1t

RTZ cucked again

>>151916314
mess
with
my
flying
courier

>>151916314
mason
w33
misery
fluff
c___

>>151916249
I mean it's perfectly viable if he rushes a Radiance for complete jungle clear every minute and your other heroes all have super strong Aghs. Like some kinda Luna Sven Venge WD combo, and Alch goes mid until he's ready to jungle. I can see that being perfectly viable.

>>151916304
I'm chinese and I dont really think online harassment is such a big deal, what does that mean?

>>151916414
___unts

>>151916314
mason
way2sexy
moon
fear
clq

its happening guys

the meme team

why is mike impersonating bsj on stream

https://twitter.com/MooDota2/status/765452311552520192
EG.Moo confirmed

>>151915925
I honestly can't believe Envy got kicked off Secret so hard he went back to C9 with these guys. Envy would be better off picking MMR grinders off the leaderboards.
>>151916095
I'd like this, its not like it would be hard to implement a sleep pose and copy paste ET's sleep shit over them.

Balance wise, it might be annoying as fuck to stack and pull at night.

>>151916314
>2nd place team decides to shuffle too
EG's 2015 shuffle really killed the scene didn't it?

>miracle and w33ha

Its over

EUROPE WINS AGAIN LUL

>>151913601
delusional little faggot

>>151916438
that you're probably a normal person

you have to understand that reddit just blows everything up when they have nothing better to do

>>151916503
shuffles have been happening for a long time bruh, roster lock system was added because of post ti4 shuffles

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>start trying to raise behavior score
>got it to 3000 now
>people beginning to communicate in-game with phrases other than "ctm"
>for the first time in years, have begun to get teammates who understand pinging on an opponent means "i'm going on him" and X pinging on someone means "don't go on him!"

Gonna zip to like 4200 mmr

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>>151916494
PLEASE NO
ANYONE BUT THIS ONE-TRICK PONY
Although Universe is also kind of a one-trick pony, but still

>>151916438
your dick is bigger than you thought

miracle
w33
misery
fly
cr1t
LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE HOLY SHIT

>EG Moo

As 1?

>>151916494
>the guy that can only play timbersaw

rip eg

>its a pro players fuck around on twitter and retards fall for the fake cryptic shit

every fucking year lmao

>No true american team

dotards?

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Say my name!

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>>151916494
>misery letting EG take moo so he can corrupt their team
the absolute madman

>>151916285
someone that was on a team would not need these things

>>151914965

>implying i'm a chink

I'm NA, I just don't get assmad watching other people play dota

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http://blog.dota2.com/2016/08/the-international-grand-champions/

>>151916494
more like bleed moo

>>151916849
misery is learning from his senpais PPD and Puppey

>>151916285
looks like fly got to him

>>151916847
Cuckyyy

>>151916930
>that guy behind the aegis looks like artour
holy shit full meme potential here boys someone edit this and put actual artour behind the aegis

>MWMFC

Mason
Winter
monkeys-forever
Fluffnstuff
CLQ

How do you stop this american team holy shit

>>151917091
Confiscate firearms before entry to the venue

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i just wanna know what team singsing will be on

https://twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/765452446114189313
looks like DC disband

>>151917162
SHALL

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wtf i hate ixmike now

>>151917091
swap monkeys for mike and we have a team

>>151917187
I just want to know Adelaide?

>>151917207
>DC disband
is sunsfans gonna pull a artstyle?

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>>151917274
adelaide

Roster changes are cool and all but can they defeat Madara?

>>151917207
Was only a team for TI anyways. The players could just get an actual org.

Envy out, Resultion in as pos 1.
According to the leaked chat, he wanted to play with Puppey after all.

>adelaide post for the first time
>get banned
why allah? ;_;

>>151912115
its better to just watch pro plays
ive played for 300 hrs, lost interest considering the game is about teamwork, and im antisocial essentially. Doesnt mean i dont cooperate, but the amount of shit you get with different kinds of people is just not worth for playing the game.