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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 and Overkill's The walking

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Sexy cloakers Edition

Previous Firestarter stealth heist : >>151345436

>(NEW) Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc
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tfw no cloaker gf to dom me
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Second for pro players opinions

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxSouG6Semg
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>>151805238
Literally who
>Cheating that hard
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clover a cute
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Hi, I'm SolarPleTeX, and I'm addicted to achievements.

I've been using the site for a couple years but never got around to joining until I heard about the achievement trading threads. I'm not that hardcore of a gamer, and I don't play many games but when I do, I can't stop until perfect every aspect of it. Now, I've reached the point of my gaming career where my games have online-only achievements and all my friends play Steam games on the PC so they're no help.

I was able to live with it when Halo 3 and Halo 3 ODST came out (lol vidmaster challenges) because I'm not that great of a FPS player (despite playing lots of FPS games) but now, I feel that my achievements list needs more zeroes in it. So, I'm poking my head in here to see if I could get a couple boosting parties going for a couple "old" games and then work through my backlog and then help other people out too =) (because I hate being a leech).

Here's to unlocking more achievements.
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>vault keys asset now also lower the time needed for heisters to lockpick deposit safes,

yes or no ?
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>>151806196
Gameplay wise, yes.
Meta wise, no, I don't think banks are allowed to have keys for rented-out deposit boxes.
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>>151805238
>pro players
>pro
>players
>payday
>pro players
?????
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>>151806183
no, SYDNEY a cute.
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Are Akimbo SMGs affected by SMG/Rifle/Semi/Full-Auto skills or are they only affected by Pistol/Akimbo tree of Fugitive?
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So what they do to Frenzy
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How do I play efficiently with nagant?
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>>151809393
Iron sights only. Any other opinions are shit.
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>>151807381
Akimbo SMGs are labeled as SMG and Akimbo. Meaning they benefit from Akimbo perks/skills and SMG skill but NOT pistol skills.
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>>151804692
Why does the fan art of female characthers are better than anything overkill has done
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>>151811451
because the devs are all swedish hipster gays in the closet.
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>>151811570
At the very least we could do with some cute boys or succubi (male)
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Can you make pistols ever good?
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>>151812426
>>151812542
Bronco (Revolver)
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>>151812426
The word you're looking for is Incubus/Incubi
>>151812542
STRYK is literally the only pistol in the game for me.
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>>151812542
bronco
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overkill can u please fix the sound bug that makes hoxton use his "get down" lines instead of his "stay down lines" in most stealthable heists?

maybe they'l do it if i actually ask nicely
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>>151812576
>>151812685
it's like having a sniper rifle without any of the good things about having a sniper rifle
why?
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Quickly.
Muscle or Crook?
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>>151814710
Ultimate Muscle
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Please fucking nerf HE already
t. person who uses HE nearly 100% of the time
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>>151812542
Stryk a best 40 damage pistol.

Fuck gruber and bernettis
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>>151812595
>he thinks that a succubus(male) is the same thing as an incubus
it's not just male/female smeghead
incubi do women and succubi do men
alternatively if you want to pursue more modern interpritations incubi steal wombs and succubi steal jizz
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>>151816613
actually, succubi do men so they can take their sperm and do women.
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>>151813629
bronco
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get gude get hoxhude
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32th for cloaker physics

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHfhjDbeG8
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>>151818324
>General memer
>First I see is him trying to stab a fucking cloaker
Why are you doing this
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Yes or no ?
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>>151812426
>cute boys
we already have a high tier qt
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>>151819463
Not trap material though.
If I had the ability, I would make that a mod.
I'd also make a mod that gives Bonnie/Clover/Sydney a dress instead of a suit, and make the armor suits fit the dress as per Hoplite from Etrian 3.
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>>151820662
>trap
get the fuck outta my face
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>HM heist in PAYDAY
>no PAYDAY heist in HM

Come on, that'd be so fucking neato
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>>151821195
The cunts at Dennaton games admitted the original collab with Overkill involved a level in Hotline miami 2 where the payday gang would appear but Overkill pussied out and felt it would ruin the spirit of the HM game. That's why there is a few leftovers from this project like the houston mask in it.

Blood money level still count as a payday-level imo.
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HEISTERS
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GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL, GO GET IT.
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is there a version of project canary or one of its 400 forks that work for the latest version?
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>>151821730
Project Canary a fucking shit

A

SHIT
HIT
IT
T
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>>151821837
but what if I LIKE the little audio snippets when things happen?
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I want to mindbreak wolf !
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Overkill's next big fuck up when?
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>>151823865
Every day is a big fuck up with Overkill.
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Can one possibly do a loud build with ECMs? A technician of sort? (Sans Turrets)
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post jimbos
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>>151826348
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>>151825334
ECMs don't last long enough to be an effective point investment, but otherwise why not
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What if,
>chance to get from ammo pickups, deployables every X minutes, something like 10 or so,
for the very long play, like counterfeit, cook off, lab rats, ecc.
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>>151826348
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>>151826348
best accent of the game.
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>>151827401
Would be very hard to balance

People who people eat through deployables slower than the set period can stay forever
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>>151818112
good analogy for the game's state
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>>151819127
Meh, it's just generic blood splatter.
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>>151825334
>loud ECM build
>as a Technician
99.99999% of the people who try a loud Techghost build end up being worthless deadweight.

Also turret builds are dead. OVK devs shitcanned them hard with the ammo nerf.
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i miss the old shockproof animation
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>>151827729
how about only for mines? As it is now, even if they are a lot, are they good for long sessions?
>>151831198
>842x462
Egypt?
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what did he mean by this ?
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>>151833276
>crimefest 2016
Please not again
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>>151833780
>inb4 it won't be all about sucking the community so they forget about last year's mess.
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I put sode?
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>>151836494
YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOpZiNQEGP4
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>>151837629
>lockpicking doors
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>>151833780
I think simon confirmed by mistake in some interview that the nre music updates would come in crimefest or something
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>>151837629
>4 minutes to blow up the lab
This video is just cringe and torture.

>lockpicking doors
>can't aim for shit because lolconsoles
>gangsters not dying in one shot
>doesn't look in the fucking basement
>doesn't look in the pickup truck
>checks bathroom after going through both sheds
Console players find new ways to make me cry.
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>>151839004
>music updates in Crimefest
If we don't get every single missing track, I'm going to be pissed.

500 days of no console updates.
300 days of no soundtrack updates.
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>>151840071
https://twitter.com/PD2Crimewave/status/765118369741860864
I guess people starting to go nuclear and get banned in the forums due losing pacience with the console wait actauly made them work or some shit like that
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Anybody else have Parkour Aced?

Have the reload animations always magically disappeared if you sprint while reloading? I can't see the reload animation if I hit sprint after starting a reload and trying to shoot is impossible since it's still reloading. Then the numbers magically change to show that it's done reloading.

It is distracting and jarring as hell for me.
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>>151840749
It's a current bug since the last update it seems
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I can't wait for @OVERKILL_TM to release #Payday2 #TheBigScam for #XboxOne and #PS4 on October 11, 2016!!
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are Sydney, Jiro or Ron paulman worth buying?
Also can anyone recommend a fun build haven't played pay day in ages.
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>>151842273
Currently running this build:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=694924496
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>>151842273
Both three characters pack have their own interests: Jiro has the katana and a perk deck for berserkerfags, Sydney having a good loud perk decks for armor users while offering a qt heister at the same time. Rust keeps talking about cocks but has the equivalent of a silenced mosconi who can be fun with silencer skills.
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>>151842273
Sydney perk deck is fun as fuck
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>>151842273
>http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mAbCF:tr:ggHjkLmnOPQr:fbCDEfhIL:ibcdea::w58-2-14-20-18-23:s49-2-6-10:a1

inb4 boring as fuck
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>>151842610
>RP builds
Jesus christ I forgot that shit still existed.
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>>151843134
>Zero points in enforcer
You madman!
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;)
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>>151821195
The second game has a bank heist where you all walk in and then mask up
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>>151825334
ECM feedback is the only reason to bring them to loud heists
They're incredibly overpowered if placed at the right place and activated at the right times
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Still waiting for assault timers BLT
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>>151842610
The idiot that wrote this doesn't know what noclip means
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HE Judge or HE Street Sweepu?
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>>151850039

neither shotguns are for faggots lmao
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>>151850039
HE is for literal babies
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>>151850762
My baby is fucking starving just answer the question
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>>151850039
HE Street Sweeper is like, 2014 old meta.

With the increased ammo pickup and increased damage buffs basically letting you go 1:1 ammo sustain on fucking DW, why bother using anything else for a secondary HE shotgun?
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I hate solarmemex.
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>>151850039
I find myself rather confortable with the HE Judge, which gives you 6 shots in one reload.
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>>151856259
>6 shots
>Judge
Anon...
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>>151856607
right, 5 sorry. You know what, I am going to try the HE street sweeper.
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>>151857097
Nevermind, not even gonna bother, I got 207 damage on it and use it as a secondary why would I want to change it.
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>Get a gun skin for the rpk
now I have to try and play with Lmg's, The bipod is pretty neat but fuck if fucking surfaces isn't frustrating sometimes.
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>>151857475
>using flavor of the month shit at all
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>>151858480
What?
I got a skin from a safe and I'm using it because it's the only skin I have. where does this flavor of the month nonsense come from?
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>>151857475
>I'm going to take a gun I don't like, make it uglier, and force myself to use it
don't do that
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>>151857475
protip: stick with stability stats if you're playing without bipods, the accuracy will be trash no matter what.
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>Maniac + OVERKILL Aced + M308 + Judge/Loco

being a fucking wall of death feels good
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>>151861507
when you put it like that...

>>151862621
Thanks my man, Yeah I tried uping the accuracy highest I got was 64.
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>>151857475
If you crouch on flat ground and aim slightly downwards you can usually set it up and still be able to aim at head level on mid to long range targets
It feels like it almost tries to use whatever is at the bottom of the screen
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>>151863060
>not infiltrator

do you even health regen son ?
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Does the mastermind skill for the range and power of the voice really makes a difference for dominating cops or it's just pointless ?
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>>151868401
It's very noticeable, it lets you pretty easily dominate cops from ranges you couldn't even tell at them before
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post /pdg/-tans
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Did they nerf berserk builds a lot?
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>>151821506
Well, the 'sprit' of HM was ruined with the second game anyway
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>>151872940
Frenzy nerf makes them even bigger glass cannons, but Berzerker itself didn't suffer anything. Zerk Ace + Frenzy Basic will still net you at least +100% slap damage and +40% slug damage.
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who's canonically the most and least dangerous heisters?
my bet is on either Jacket or John Wick for most and Houston or Clover for weakest
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>>151872091
/pdg/tan wishes she had hips or tits or thigh gap like clover
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>>151876982
>John Wick
>canon
vomit
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>>151877121
>vigorously sloshes through google images trying to find a milfy /pdg/-tan
>closest thing is Peri from Fire Emblem Fates
Coincidence?
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>>151872783
Jesus christ, it's really all there. CTV, thanatos, worthless secondary with thanatos, portuguese, inspire build with a fucking sniper rifle
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>>151874869
Don't remind me.
>HM1
>Tight level designs, heavy focus on rapid action and variety, levels can be completed in one go first time if you plan well enough
>HM2
>Large open levels, forcing focus on slow gun play to carefully clear level. Must carefully scrub through level with shift held to get through, very likely to get shot off screen. New enemies are annoying as all hell (katana and prison fucks)

You could get A/A+'s on HM1 first go through a level, if you were quick and courageous enough. On HM2, you're lucky to get a C+ on your first run through a level, or even your second or third.

Feels bad, man
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>>151872091

>>151876982
Houston is Dallas' younger brother and was implied to have a career in crime before getting called in to replace Hoxton. Clover's extremely dangerous for being able to cause projectile vomiting by taking off her mask, but besides that her record isn't as violence oriented as other heisters.
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New to payday here any tips guys?
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>>151878603
HYOG & NGBTO
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>>151878661
I had to google that, but I get what you are saying.
Thanks.
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>>151878483
>Trying to get 1-800-GODDAMN on HM2.
On one hand I feel like it's more of a challenge since you can't just cheese easy A+'s with Zack or Carl but on the other hand there's a lot of levels that are just not fun in any way. Take Over, No Mercy, and Final Cut have been horribly painful to go through. Couple going for high scores with the increased focus on guns and you're gonna have a bad time. On the bright side by the time this shit show's over and I've 100%'d it I'll know everything I shouldn't do when going into the map editor.
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>there will never be an update that enables akimbo from all secondary weapons
>we will never see the triple judge meta
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>>151878603
Get a M308 a Locomotive or a Judge shotgun. That's damage.

Get the Improved combat vest. To unlock it you need to ace the final skill in the "tank" skill tree. Get the muscle perk deck for hp regen and loads of health.

Those two are for survivality during Loud missions.

You can try soloing all of the stelf Bain missions. That way you can learn the basics of stealth, then you can tackle something intermediate like Shadow Raid or Murky Station.

For fast/dodge builds you can invest points in the crook or rogue perk decks. They have their pros and cons but they seem fun to me.
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>>151805238
>hating the repeater
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>>151879978
Much obliged friend.
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I want to fuck Clover !
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>>151877916
She's just not womanly yet
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>>151878483
I actually liked the katana enemies, the first game had enemies that could only be killed with guns so adding ones that can only be killed with melee is in the same vein
The ducking/ fat gunmen and broken dogs were abhorrent though
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>>151878603
http://pastebin.com/wPNDewaX

There's a lot of shit to say.
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>>151882424
Yeah, but to kill Thugs was pretty easy, and the failure state is to let them get too close without killing them.
Katana fucks attack so quickly you have to bait them around corners or get lucky, and since there's so much focus on gunplay, finding a melee weapon without getting shot is a pain in the ass.

Fat gun men are absolutely retarded, ducking gun men where in the first game but they definitely felt overused in HM2.
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>>151882424
The primary issue with dodgers is they don't behave normally. Luring them is a pain in the ass, they almost always reset back to their original position instead of patrolling where they last saw you like normal mobsters, and if you make the mistake of aggroing one while you have a gun it's a big pain in the dick. But yeah, fatties with guns are the true worse than hitler enemy in Hotline 2. Followed by the prison cannibals that vibrate through walls and grab you out of your melee range.
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>>151879321
Fuck that guy dont get ngbto it's cancer
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How do you stelf election day day 2 correct truck? I always get caught while hacking machines
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>>151883651
50/50
Ignore trucks that have the same company and the same color, decide between the other 2
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>>151883812
He means the warehouse with the voting machines, where you open up wooden boxes and hack a machine that guards can notice.
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>>151878603
>>151882442
Oh, and there's other things like highest payout/highest EXP heists.
Murky Station has highest solo stealth EXP, Shadow Raid has decent EXP and high payout for solo stealth. Do these ones on DW by the way, stealth DW isnt much more difficult than OVK stealth.

Rats, Hoxton Breakout, Hotline Miami, First World Bank, Alesso, Golden Grin, and Firestarter all have pretty good payouts in terms of both EXP and cash, but there difficulty match the payout.
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>jew store is the only 10 jc heist
why
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BIG LOBBY
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>>151878603
If someone has low detection (like 20, or 4/3), or if everyone has 75 detection, do not ask if the lobby is stealth. People with low detection are usually running dodge builds. Only assume it's stealth when everyone is low detection AND have ECM jammers equiped
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>>151885015
>running
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>>151885656
What word should I have used, captain autismo?
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>>151882442
>>151883949
Wow anon, I really appreciate you going out of your way to show me the ropes man.you really gave me more advice than I deserved so thank you.

>>151883506
I thought Ngbto was just telling me to avoid joining deathwish games; i thought it was an acronym. after seeing some images it looks like trying to join a lobby with it is the equivalent of trying to get into a world first hardcore raiding guild.

>>151885015
Thar's good advice I usually end up asking cheers.
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So with the nerf to Frenzy, what's the best way to not die on DW? My suit + anarchist + frenzy + shotgun build no longer works (though it's fun as fuck on ovk).
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>>151882442
>Someone spent the time writing all of this for a guy who is going to fail bank heist normal then never play again
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>>151882669
I meant the ducking gunmen in the soldier hard mode levels, basically the katana people mixed with guns
But thanks for reminding me about the crouching dudes, they were a neat gimmick used once in hm1 and literally never saw good use in hm2
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>>151885820
My pleasure.

NGBTO is both an acronym and the worst thing to ever be created for the game. The creator of the mod himself regrets adding hour filters to overkill difficulty. He intended it to be a tool for hosts to quickly check out players and see if they will be a liability on Death Wish, at least in a basic way. Any host that runs hour filters on Overkill lobbies are true scum.

I forgot a really nice mod, SPL sets. Changing skill trees changes your entire loadout, making swapping from loud to stelf or from armor to dodge very easy.

Also, to "Activate" cards on perk decks, you need to invest perk points. Perk points are earned just by getting normal EXP, at differing exchange rates based on level.

Once a card is activated on a perk deck, you cannot deactivate it, or take points out.

Final thing, the payouts for missions are split 80:20 Offshore:Spending.
Spending cash quickly becomes useless.
Offshore money is used for Infamy (Basically COD-esque prestige, resets level and spendable skill points, but lets you keep purchased weapons and perk decks, Infamy 2-5 allow you to reduce the points required to invest into a top-tier skill, i.e. instead of 18 points invested needed to get Iron Man, only 16 points are needed) and purchasing contracts, as well as using it for "Offshore Payday" which is a shitty mechanic so dont bother.

>>151886616
I like helping other people
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>>151886613
anarchist still
frenzy's not bad now just not overpowered
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Been a while since I've played, noticed that the game is still alive. Is it fun again/still?
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>>151886613
donacdum

maybe wear lbv instead
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>>151887706
the game's always been at least fine, if you enjoyed it before you'll likely enjoy it again
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>>151888341
>the game's always been at least fine
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>>151878038
the portuguese bit is saying "can someone drop an ammo bag where I am?"
he went straight for the vantage point
he missed a bulldozer twice with the rocket launcher
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>>151891232

Is there a mod to lock vantage points from being purchased? If not, there should be.
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>>151894889
Some heists without preplanning still have the vantage point asset like the Ukrainian/Jewelry store and Firestarter Day1
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can someone make a mod that replaces the cops with bodhi so i can kill him over and over
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>>151887475
>"Offshore Payday" is a shitty mechanic so dont bother
Get a load of this homo.
You're right about LGBTO, though.
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>>151887706
Overkill is trying to fix their fuck ups, they're just not very smart.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZNB5dksBryt0RR2F1T7dJEAz2b69yhdLTe7oLvj753w
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What are the DW breakpoints again?
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>>151898565
tonyfox.ws /payday2 /breakpoints/
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>>151898848
Thanks famoli
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>my precious commando went from 18 accuracy to 52
FUCK YOU OVERKILL
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When are they going to un-fuck the cavity 9mm? It's such a FUN weapon, it's sad that it's ammo pickup rate is the same has 80 damage rifles while doing sub 80 damage, as well as being incapable of auto fire
I know you can just use SK, but why use SK on the cavity when you can do it to literally any other 80 damage rifle and hit the 91 damage breakpoint and have way more mods for improving the rifle

>>151898565
46, 60/61, 91, 119, 182

Depends on the weapon for which breakpoint you want to hit
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>>151897754
it is pretty shitty along with the drop system in general
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>playing Undercover
>get the codes
>yell at Mr. Sturr
>UP UP UP UP
fuk
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>>151898416
The skill branches look promising, looking forward to playing around with that more
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>M308 does 170 damage
>breakpoint is 180
just fuck my game up
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>>151902424
Silent Killer is your friend
160 is the breakpoint for tasers on overkill
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>>151902424
Bronco a qt, got a 180 natural
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>>151902424
Underdog should be able to cover that
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>>151902424
That'll teach you to use the M308.

>>151902614
Kill yourself.
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Damn, Overkill fucking castrated the CAR-4
Are AKs irredeemably bad now?
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>>151903258
XD nice one! high five /b/bro
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>>151903362
No,the golden one can be bretty gud
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who /devilish/ here?

>join stealth pro job
>saw ground with loud saw, instantly alerting every guard
>leave
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>>151904309
>not cracking windows so guards will see them and alert eventually
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>>151904309
>host asks me if I have inspire
>say yes
>I actually don't
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>>151899972
>complaining about a 32 stat boost
wtf
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>>151904309
>Explosive bow at the sky
>No explosion but everyone is triggered
>"THE FUCK WAS THAT"

Or
>Kill a guard through the walls using a silenced AP judge
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>Cafe Escape DW
THE
FUCKING
LOBBYWRECKER
>>
Only in this game can a fucking silenced revolver shotgun be the meta for stealth
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I wish this game had more non-weapons to put in the primary and secondary slot.
It's like, saw and grenade launcher and that's it.
No ballistic shield, no extra ammo for alternate slot, no 35 concealment "nothing", no +1 deployable, no passive boost that, say, increases dodge or bag movement or lockpick speed.
All I really need is 1 gun and the saw is just not concealable enough for every build.
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regarding the counterstrike skill, do i need to hold the melee button for a long time so the attack is fully charged or it's required for the skill to work against cloakers ?
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>>151906564
>grenade launcher
>non-weapon
?
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>>151906619
The second your melee begins charging, you are eligible to counter an asshole.
When you do get melee'd while charging, the enemy gets knocked back and the game forces you to "release" your swing. This swing still does full damage, if it connects.
Faster melee weapons will let you counter several enemies quickly, while slower melee weapons give you more time to aim the swing on an enemy's dick.
It's very satisfying to charge my axe, get kicked, slowest 1 second of my life, and execute a cloaker flawlessly.

>>151906704
Maybe "utility" would be a better word. The grenade launcher isn't a primary weapon unless you're me and mentally ill.
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please show me your DW ARs I can't work this thing out
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>>151827401
>whole party gets it
>Literally non-stop ECM jamming
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>>151907561
Suddenly Big Oil becomes one of the easiest heists
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>>151906564
Man i would kill for ballistic shields with smgs or pistols, those are fun as fuck, how would you guys make a ballistic shield work?
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>>151883651
you gotta be patient as fuck, bring tripmines and set them to sensor mode EVERYWHERE
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>>151907924
Disables primary weapon. Shield blocks all damage from the front, except for explosions and sniper fire. Maybe also turrets, not sure if those are armor piercing.

After a while the shield gets destroyed, but you can replenish them with ammo bags.
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>>151907924
While equipped, it gives unidirectional damage reduction, has a "durability" that goes down as it gets shot and that damage reduction goes lower and lower until durability reaches 0 and the damage reduction caps out. Ammo pickups repair it. M2 will pull out the other slot weapon with akimbo stability penalty, while-in-sights movement speed, and functions like hip-fire. Using/Charging melee retains the shield effects.
Mods can edit durability, damage reduction, repair rate, concealment.
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>>151904568
absolutely DAMAGED
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>>151908139
I would limit the use to of weapons while holding the shield to some pistols and smgs , you cannot aim down sights instead you get the same generic zoom as akimbo, bigger damage reduction in front and smaller on sides and zero on back, also thought of you being able to brace yourself that gives you temporary damage reduction like maniac that goes down with time and faster when shot, give that some cooldown and heavy movement speed while doing it, the shield would also give a similar speed reduction to the old lmgs, could also do multiple types of shield with smaller damage resistances but lighter being transparent, to heavy full metal shields. shields that are not as wide so they only give front resistance but it's more moderate and other stuff, last time i saw people talking about it, some mentioned that could only be used with certain light armors to avoid people getting broken frenzy level of armor just by having it as passive and properly playing with it
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>>151908135
which is better for general stelf? ECM or sensor
mines?

how do i use sensor mines effectively?
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>>151909443
ECMs. They buy you clutchtime and can open up certain doors, more importantly, the won't accidentally detonate from a missed bullet.
Place them in high traffic or high risk areas, like the staircases in Shadow Raid.
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>they fixed the chopper trick
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>151909782
no they didnt, either it bugged out or you were standing in the wrong spot

they cant "fix" it since where you stand to trigger the artifact drop is turned into a solid object, so if you're inside it it traps you and if you're outside it you cant enter it
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>>151909986
You're supposed to stand on the top part of the H, right?
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>>151910208
It's the right edge next to the railing.

Or in this image, the left edge next to the railing
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>>151910358
oh yeah I fucked it up then
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>>151909443
Sensor mines, especially on big maps.

ECMs are only good en masse with a team otherwise that one minute of extra time probably won't be enough time to finish the objective(s) and get the bag(s) out.

And just put mines down in high traffic areas and places where you think to yourself "Gee I wish I knew if a guard was going to pop up around that corner". You know you did a good job if the guard convention triggers the mines so much that it's just infinite beeping. Well that's an exaggeration but you get my point. Also helps pubs a fucking lot because the beeping reminds them that there are guards coming.
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>>151910760
Then a pub switches the mine to explosive mode and you retrieve your noose
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>>151910358
>>151910436
Side note, if multiple people stand in the box then one faggot walks out of the box, then the guard spawn is reactivated so RNG could still bring in extra guards in that case. It becomes fine if he walks back in or somebody in the box walks out then back in.

Great way to grief pubs by "hanging out" on the roof with them and then walking out when the time comes.
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>>151910878
*Tripmines and Sentry guns do not go lethal while the alarms are off
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>>151910878
Yeah, they don't even do that maliciously. 100% of the time I catch myself doing that is when I'm trying to highlight a guard and I hit the trip mine. It's pretty stupid.

>>151910927
Since when? I don't remember seeing that in the 105.2 notes.
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>>151910974
I assumed because I like to put tripmines directly on the feet of coke junkies in Rats Day 2, same thing with sentries, they just stare at them, waiting for a bang.
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>>151911060
That's different, I think that's because they're not considered enemies until that point.
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>Kill tazer
>Rust tells it to suck his big fat cock

What does he mean by this
>>
>>151911171
Ah, then disregard what I said at >>151910927
I may need to do more research.
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>>151911291
Just put down a sentry at the Shadow Raid gate and see what happens. Also a trip mine on the roof exit.
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>>151902424
underdog
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>>151909349

One time I equipped a saw with Silent Motor... On a LOUD heist! HAHA Bain's gonna FREAK!
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>>151911686
>you can modify saws
>i never even knew
fuck
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>>151912184
Really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrZWoBc860
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>>151910358
>>151909782
>>151909986
>>151910208
Daily reminder there are no bugs in shadow's raid. Not a single one.
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I'd let Clover sit on my face if I took her into custody
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>>151904568
Damn, who's that slut?
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>>151915495
I'd let Almir sit on my face if a makarov pistol was added to the game
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>when a pubbie lockpicks a balcony door on shadow raid
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>>151918320
>they use it to throw bags out of the building but forgot about the GenSec guards
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>>151918536
>GenSec guard
I think that was the Titan cam in the alley.

That's why he didn't bother shooting it.
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>>151918653
the guy standing in the camera room said "cameras down"
i think it's safe to assume its 1 of the 2 alley guards
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>>151918736
Oh right.
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GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL - GO GET IT
>>
FUCK ME, WE NEEDED THOSE COOKS
>>
WHY ISN'T THAT CHOPPER ON ANY FLIGHT PLANS?
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SEVEN BUCKS? WE WERE HARDLY HERE!
>>
HEY! YOU'RE JUST WASTING AMMO, AND JEOPARDIZING THIS ENTIRE OPERATION
>>
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THOSE SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOLKS, CAN BE GOOD STUFF IN THERE
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THIS IS AN FBI AUXILIARY OFFICE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY QUIET
>>
HAVE YOU FOUND THE TIARA?
>>
WOW, 1600 PENN? MAYBE WE GO THERE FOR OUR NEXT BIG SCORE
>>
WE ARE IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK, GENTLEMEN
>>
WE HIT THIS PLACE FOR THE ELEPHANT
>>
CHECK THE DISPLAY CASES IN THE FRONT

THE TIARA DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN THE BACK
>>
SOMEONE ANSWER THE PHONE, AND PATCH ME THROUGH
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NOW GET THAT THING TO THE VAULT DOOR
>>
WE CAME, WE SAW, WE ROBBED A WHOLE BUNCH OF OLD ROMAN SHIT
>>
BO KUNG. FINALLY, A GOOD CHINA STORE.
>>
how can Overkill even hope to recover
>>
>>151922990
>THIS IS A MODDING COMMUNITY ITEM!
kek
>>
A record breaking 16 uninterupted bainposts in a row, impressive
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IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME, LOTS OF DATA TO UP AND A SMALL PIPE
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>>151780568
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Dentist Appointment! (dentist_4_jobs)
- Saint Francis (voff_1)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
THERE THEY ARE, JUST LIKE WICK SAID THEY WOULD

JUST SEEING THEM MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL
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Announcement today guys. You heard it here first.
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Bow/Judge/Rogue
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>>151924652
If you lie, I will come to your house at night and rape your dog /cat /other.
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>>151925636
>using bow ever,

Fuck no, all bows and crossbows are shit in this game. Outside of stealth, you're begging to be kicked and laughed at.
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>>151910881
another fun fact.
If 1 player stands in the box on the roof and 1 player in the box on the ground then no chopper will spawn at all.
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>>151928894
>>151929991
fuck off
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Seems like such a hassle to buy 20 dlcs to access the full arsenal. Will I have trouble joining games if I just use a dlc unlocker?
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>>151930640
Just host your own games if you use unlocker
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>>151930640
Joining, yes. Hosting, no.
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Why nobody play with the street sweeper shotgun ? It's finally viable and good for DW now.
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>>151931071
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>>151931901
>>151931773
>>151931656
>>151931541
>>151931417
>>151931314
>>151931206
>>151931071
>>151930941
4/10 would kick you out of a 25 bags cook-off session
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Haven't played for a week, i heard on the steam forums the devs nerfed the sentries, is that true ?
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>Stockholm Syndrome: Aced is no longer usable in stealth
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>>151932067
;(
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>>151928894
>>151929991
>>151930116
>>151930239
>>151930371
>>151930548
>>151930696
>>151930941
>>151931071
>>151931206
>>151931314
>>151931417
>>151931541
>>151931656
>>151931773
>>151931901
>>151932016
>>151932123
>>151932269
>>151932387
>>151932502
>>151932609
>>151932725
You crop a motherfucking attitude with me one more time, nigger, and you're all the way gone. Fuck you. I will kick you so hard in the asshole you will taste my shoelaces. I will find where you live, and I will feed you to my fucking dog, you god damned nigger. Don't you ever say shit like that to me again. You think you're hard? Do you think you're hard?! Motherfucker! You ain't shit, you ain't shit! I could fucking execute you where you stand right now, I can make a phone call and kill you, don't you ever fucking talk to me like that again, you motherfucker. You ain't in charge of shit nigger, you're a terrible fucking leader, you need to keep fucking mouth shut for the rest of your god damned life. Not unless somebody tells you to open it so that they can put their cock in your mouth you worthless motherfucker. Yeah that's not the way you handle it when we still have zipties motherfucker, so you can go ahead and die in fires is what you can do, you dumb motherfucker.
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>>151927406
It's fun, does high damage, has high concealment and if you're good/lucky you can even take out snipers with it. Plus with HE it is good enough at stunning dozers and taking out shields and allows you to use regular judge as a secondary so you can actually get headshots and kill shit unlike the 190 damage piece of shit HE judge which is only good for stunning. Bow can stun and kill
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>>151932383
Sentries now use shared ammo pool of primary/secondary
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i want the webms to stop
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>>151934690
Hmm I guess this one's outdated now because of the Bulletstorm rework.
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>>151933956
>shared ammo pool,
>forced to go back to GL40/China puff bullshit

Oh yes, Overkill Jules 's cock. Fit it in my ass or mouth, i totally won't see the difference with all this update bullshit.
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Did you record any webms of that Meltdown debacle we had
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
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>>151937097
You're going to have to be more specific on which debacle.
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what
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>>151937097
I think I know which one you're talking about but the recording turned out to be shit, sorry. Not sure if I can get anything good out of it.
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I think this is my last one.

If I find any more, I'll post them when the thread slows down again.
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>>151938813
put on a trip
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daed gaem
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>>151938930
I'm not an Overkill employee though.
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>>151938813
Fuck off and stop spamming shithead.
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>>151938402
Pubbies will take offenses from everything.

Also he seemed to prefer to play with cyka blyat only
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fuck off solarmemex
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>mile long spam of shitty webms
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>>151940793
>janitor.png
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>play bomb:dockyard overkill,
>get kicked because host wants to take the boat escape instead of the van + zipline combo,

shitters
>>
>join big bank dw
>Host has like 20 hours
>Host and 2 others voted for bus stop so its already selected
>VOTE BUS STOP NOW OR GET KICKED
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Hi, I'm SolarPleTeX, and this is my webm spam. I work here with my retarded pubs and my son, Big Boss Goy. Everything in here has a story, and a filter. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is going to come through that lobby.
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Damn it Pub Lee
>>
reddit tier webm spam
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Love when a cloaker just appears out of thin air and downs me
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>>151867186
why would i want to regen health if maniac allows me to take barely any damage as long as i keep killing shit(which is ez as fuck with loco(OVERKILL aced) and m308
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>>151878603
use this
>>151862621
btw OVERKILL Aced is the last skill of the (enforcer)shotgunner tree
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Ngbto is hilarious. I just got kicked because the steam pages are down. Dank.
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>>151878603
use this
>>151862621
btw OVERKILL Aced is the last skill of the (enforcer)shotgunner tree
then do what >>151879978 says and you're all set
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>>151941325
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>>151879726
>heister holds the micro uzi with only one hand at all times
>it doesn't get an akimbo version
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>>151922990
Sauce, you motherfucking nigger.
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>>151947978
If they spot you but don't have a clear line to charge you and you aren't close enough to jump kick they will run to the last spot they saw you in to try and proc a jump kick. If you know a cloaker knows your position fall back a little behind a corner or something and then when he runs up pop him in the noggin and push back up. That said there are definitely times where a Cloaker will just pull whatever bullshit he feels he has to in order to kick you down.
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>>151950515
>people having trouble with cloakers
lamo
heres a tip:aced heavy impact with any automatic weapon, especially lmgs or rifles
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>>151922990
>mods

just add it for 6,99 already Ovk.
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akimbo stryk18 when
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I want to waste my virile seed all over /pdg/-tan's cute face and flat suit covered chest
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Oh boy, I can't wait for OVERKILL to release #TheBigScam for XBOX 1 and PS4!
>>
I'm still mad that the shitty BR revolver shotgun is the most powerful shotgun in the game for no fucking reason.
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>>151959268
>Judge
>Most powerful.
Maybe the most powerful secondary shotgun.
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I'm tired of stupid foreigners in this game
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>>151960105
ikr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk
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did i do good
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>>151961808
Good goy. Now sell it on the market so we get shekels
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>>151961808
Why would you do that to your shotgun?
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has anyone bought any of the official masks from the store
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>>151963118
>bought
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>>151963443
yeah let me see you pirate a fucking real 3 dimensional object you fucking retard
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>>151964414
First of all
>implying I couldn't
Second
>Giving Overkill money under any circumstances.
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>>151964414
>yeah let me see you pirate a fucking real 3 dimensional object you fucking retard
They're called counterfeits.
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>>151964873
>counterfeit masks

i don't think overkill cracks down on 'countefeit' masks, they don't care
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>>151964873
>>151965098
forgot image

>counterfeit masks
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>>151964414
The "official" masks sold on the merch store are flimsy plastic pieces of shit.

Nothing like the solid masks they use for live action trailers and shit.

Making your own copy by ripping the in-game 3D models is probably going to end up much better than whatever that store can/will ship out, and also much cheaper. Not only are they overpriced, they are shipped from Sweden. Big waste of money.

One day I'm going to get off my ass to figure out how to actually port the models to Solidworks and then make a clean 3D printed model that I can make molds out of and then get Eric to sign my Dallas mask.
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>>151963118
No, only a bobblehead for the meme dozer helmet. It's okay.
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Silencer's skills are just OP, admit it.
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this is a bad game
>>
Daily reminder to put the microsoft Jacket mod in your mod_overrides folder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7Hp_T_Zv4
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>>151968949
Daily reminder to fuck off with your reddit mod
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Haven't played since THE BETRAYAL last year. Game worth playing again?
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>>151970582
Oh look

This post again
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>>151968592
>chains will never be in a pickle again
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For those of you considering silent motor saw for the Shadow Raid cages:
It doesn't alert anyone but 300 saw ammo is not enough to open even one, so unless you want to bring fucking ammo bags then forget it
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>>151973196
were you hitting the right spot
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>>151973196
>he doesn't know about the jack of all trades meta,

And don't fucking pretend you would bring ecm for this job
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>>151973497
I think I was, there's the chance I'm a retard though
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>LED Combo
what kind of voodoo magic must i perform to get it
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>>151970582
dlc and skin unlockers still works so yes. Also lots of new stuff since last year so you should be able to waste at least some hours in the game.
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>>151973616
Nevermind boys I just am retarded
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>>151974469
there's some album link to all the door hitboxes but I can't remember it
>>
I installed this game and every match is singleplayer, what am I doing wrong?
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>>151975219
you forgot to purchase the multiplayer pass retard
fucking newfags I swear to shit
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Started up a single-player loud heist just to see if an ability was triggering properly, and noticed that one of the AI-teammates would never go into loud mode. They'd take on their mask and all, but they'd just walk around following you whilst staring creepily at attackers. See Bonnie in pic attached. Tried it a couple of more times out of curiosity and it happened every time. Wasn't there something in the patch notes about them fixing this? I guess solofag issues isn't really where dev time should be going, but still
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>>151980246
Bonnie didn't come to heist. She came to eat.
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>>151980779
Funny thing is she still gets shot at, just without even having a stagger animation. Zero fucks. Bonnie must roll with pre-patch frenzychist.
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show me
show me
your DW ARs
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>>151981362
>Implying bullets can move The Blob.
No one can move The Blob.
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>ace sneaky bastard
>become untouchable
>ace messiah and feign death
>on the off chance that something gets through my copious amounts of dodge, either get back up instantly or kill something then get back up
>ace specialized killing
>become death
the is objectively the most fun way to play
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>>151982324
>the is
whoah slow down buddy
you're going so fast you dodged grammar
>>
Deathwish:
39.24 - three headshots for an elite
44.98 - four headshots for a tan
60.21 - three headshots for a tan
90.32 - two headshots for a tan
117.93 - one headshot for an elite
180.98 - one headshot for a tan
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>>151982324

>objectively the most fun way to play

Get the fast spawn mod that makes the game spawn loadsacops and makes them rush like fanatics. Get an ICTV with Frenzy, shotgun skills, silencer skills, 000 Buck AA-12 and HE Judge.

It's like pic related, but with lead instead of burning fuel. No the flamethrower itself doesn't work for this because you get fucked during its long-ass reload.
>>
Marks of a shitter

>calling cloakers "cloackers"
>playing John Wick
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>>151987980

>cloacker!
>I got cloacked!

Is misspelling "cloaker" done deliberately for memeing purposes, like "pwned" or "ebin"?
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>>151988573
http://paydaymods.com/mods/189/Cloacked
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gitdafucup
>>
still want a standalone assault timer BLT
>>
Do SMGs have higher firerate than LMGs?
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>>151992738
Yes
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Have not played this game for months, what is the new meta? Last time I played, akimbo grinder was strong and fun to play.
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overkill is done
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>>151993730
what this
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>>151993971
>a >:3's mod
this is not even english
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>>151993130
Platypus + irons, gsps 12g, Hitman, mines, fully loaded with flak jackets is the go-to now.
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>>151994336
>Hitman
Too far motherfucker, too far
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>>151922990
>>151993730
>>151993971
STOP TEASING AND POST THE GODDAMNED LINK, YOU WHORE
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>>151994778
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17235
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17215
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17238

Overkill and Gage is now out of business
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>>151993130
the meta right now is just get a 308 and you just go in on there man just go click click click click click click click it's real easy man
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>>151995075
It's not that easy. You also have to point in their general direction.
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>>151995075

To be fair, sometimes you have to switch to the HE Judge so you don't have to run around shields or feel threatened by dozers.
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>>151995018
>yfw Overkill now decides to ban modding.
>Oy vey goys! Those nasty unlockers almost drove our small indie development company out of business! Plus they were cheating you by getting the stuff all you good goys were scamm- I mean buying to support us! And this fixes that NGBTO mod you peasan-appreciated customers were complaining about. Now you'll never get kicked from a public lobby again. ;)
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>trying to solo stealth FF day 3
>>
Honestly, when designing stealth for this game, did Overkill spend even a minute looking at other games that do stealth right?
All they had to do was boot up something like Hitman Blood Money, or Splinter Cell, or Thief, or Monaco, or Dishonered, or even fucking Styx and play for a little while.
I seriously doubt that the team has EVER played a stealth game.
Guards don't react to footsteps, the have magical 360 degree vision around them.
Guards don't care about light levels. You could be standing in the middle of the street in day time, or stand in perfect darkness, and have no difference in detection.
You cant interact with guards in any way shape or form other than killing them. You cant distract them, you can't disguise as them, you can't lure them away, you cant bait any specific behavior from them. The only ways to bait them, causes them to become fully alarmed.
There's also no inbetween states for guards. They're either going to call the police or they're completely chill. You can hit 99% detection, then back away, and they will not give a shit.
Unlike literally any game that features stealth, you have no god damn tools to deal with guards other than bullets, and the game tells you that you can't do that more than 4 times, or if there's a camera, or if theres another guard nearby that you cant deal with, or you dont eliminate the alerted guard quickly enough, or etc. etc.
The only 'tool' you have is waiting for a guard to move. I'd rather watch paint dry.
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>>152000081
Reminder that rather than fixing pathfinding, Overkill just bribes you with tier 1 silent drills
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>>152004028
You can lure guards with drills, and I don't know if they patched it but you used to be able to get them stuck by picking the lock to interrupt the drill. But yeh this games stealth is complete garbage and Overkill is incompetent.
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>>152004028
you need to consider that this is supposed to be co-op stealth in a game with supremely shitty netcode, that already makes a lot of that shit unfeasible
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>>152004028
Not to mention some guards are fat as fuck and will never move and block the fucking stairs on shadow raid so you might as well abort your run.
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>>152004371
>The only ways to bait them, causes them to become fully alarmed.

>>152004445
That's such a stupid fucking excuse, though. The netcode could be fucking play-by-mail tier, there's no reason why even BASIC, BASIC FUCKING STEALTH MECHANICS, aren't in the god damn game

>>152004462
Shadow Raid is the only 'large' stealth heist I can deal with, because there's fairly limited RNG, the RNG being where guards will become stationary (which you can basically disable by lockpicking the balcony, at the cost of being basically completely unable to secure the samurai armor solo)
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>>152004913
it's not really an excuse so much as the lamentable truth
do you have any faith in overkill getting any of that shit right?
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>>152004913
They won't become alarmed until they see the drill. The shitter strat for stealthing Big Bank used to involve killing every guard in the front of the bank, and then drilling the managers safe to get guards stuck in the stairwell of the vault area.
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>>152005050
Smaller and less monetarily enriched companies have done stealth better than Overkill. They could create 'rails' for guards to follow in between (fixing retarded pathing logic) waypoints, and add some more logic for choosing waypoints. I.e., number of occupied waypoints near potential waypoint, distance to waypoint, importance of waypoint, distance between previous waypoint and next waypoint, etc.
They could add simple guard luring mechanics, where guards will deviate from the 'rail' to investigate, then once the investigation is finished, choose a nearby rail and follow it to a waypoint.
If they released better modding tools, I bet you most of this shit would've been done already.

>>152005150
>They won't become alarmed until they see the drill
Which means on most maps, the guards will find the drill, and they will need to die. Guards getting stuck on the way to the drill is just laziness in terms of guard logic
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>>152005786
Never ever ever ever ever EVER mistake monetary enrichment for quality.
>>
>>152005964
Oh don't worry, I definitely understand that. I bought KSP way long ago, and learned that soul crushing truth.
Overkill has done bigger, more sweeping things, though. It's not that weird to think that they may be able to add some basic functionality to half their game.
>>
>>152006176
If you go by the numbers, stealth is significantly less than half the game
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>>152006228
True enough, add basic functionality to the other side of the game
>>
i hate rust, all he does is talking about cocks and punks.
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>>152007026
suck my cock punk
>>
Friendly reminder there are no bugs in Shadow Raid.
>>
Transporter Ace: y/n
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>>152011074
basic yes for all builds
aced maybe for lodsearmor builds
>>
>+15 ammo applies to M308
Now that's just fucking cheesy
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>>152011074
You're a suitfag: No.
You're an ICTVfag: Yeah.
You're an ICTVfag using Anarchist: just ace it already, shitter.
>>
>need to get a random drop to unfold the stock on my heather SMGs
What did Overkill mean by this?
>>
>>152012512
>costs twenty fucking grand to unfold a stock
??
>>
>>152012572
Seriously considering installing Goonmod.
>>
>>152012723
just do it
the unlock system is retarded anyways
in a world where we cant do anything with our spending cash, Overkill decides to make it so any way to increase odds of getting the specific drop we want takes offshore money, and there's no way to flat out purchase/unlock a mod with spending cash
>>
old hoxton is awful
why did we break him out
>>
>>152013056
can we send him back?
>>
>>152013056
>>152013304
>Liking Houston over anyone
Come on
>>
>>152013347
when the fuck did I say I liked houston
>>
>>152013347
ey

you watch your mouth
>>
>>152004445
not necessarily

the main gripe about stealth is how badly the relationship between detection and desync is

if overkill simply made detection client sided, half of those complaints would be dropped

why they haven't done it yet beats the shit out of me
>>
someone used a flamethrower in my lobby, first time seeing one and it seems like 100% doo doo
>>
>>152014152
flame throwers are actually pretty good
>>
How far has anti-cheat come in the last 2 years? I remember it used to not even pick up people with literally all skills aced and you had to inspect everyone in SW lobbies because 30+% of people were shitters.
>>
>>152015021
Still the same, anti cheat is shit
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>>152015021
What anti-cheat?
You mean anti-DLCunlocker?
>>
friendly reminder if you host with kick cheaters enabled you're the cancer killing the community
>>
>>152015851
Not my fault you are poor oy vey
>>
>>152012012
I thought the Aced bonus only considers the equipment's base armour, not post-bonus armour.
>>
>>152015851
Sorry hun I don't like cheaters ;)
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Who /dallas/ here ?
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>>152016190
'cheaters' are actually only bad goys
it doesnt check for any other discrepencies other than that
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>>152016095
>When carrying bags, your speed is multiplied by 1.01^floor(armor/10), where armor includes addends, but not the multiplier due to Iron Man or Armorer. If you have a multiplier, then you cannot use the inventory value directly. Anarchist counts as an addend and offers the greatest bonus. The skill cannot make you faster than when not carrying anything. So light and medium bags are not affected by the skill at all.
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>>152016348
Doesn't it check for using too many grenades or something?
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>>152016682
Nope. Only checks for bad goys.
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>>152016715
well who cares

why should I let you join my lobby with dlc you stole that I had to pay for anyway
>>
What's the heist called where you free the british guy again?
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>>152016940
Counterfeit
>>
>>152016940
Breakout
>>
>>152016940
Green Bridge
>>
Tips for Cafe Escape DW?
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>>152016940
Hoxton Brexit
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>>152016940
Hoxtolicious closet breakout.
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>>152017743
shoot cops
crouch
take cover
Just follow these tips and you will be able to do any heist in the game
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>>152018141
Which order do I do those things on?
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>>152018141
wow wtf i tried this and bain said i only have 1 minutes to do the whole heist? dont try it ppl...
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>>152017743
Hide in one of the garages instead of the cafe stand and shit your pants for the four following minutes, hoping that holding in a dead-end wasn't a shit idea.
>>
>>152016940
you mean hoxton's birthday bonanza?
>>
>>152016940
Breakout 2: Electric Hoxaloo
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is there a mod that saves my skills

i dont wanna screenshot 50 pages every time i go infamous
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>>152019694
>change skillset to an empty one
>go infamous
>reach 100
>change back to skillset
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>>152019694
goonmod
>>
>>152019694
BuilDB
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>>152013056
>shitting on hoxton,

i bet you use mods to force the other players to main only Dallas, houston, Wolf and Chains.
>>
>>152016940
Hox-a-box drop your jocks
>>
>host a pub, DW hoxton's breakfast
>everyone is fairly normal builds except for one
>playing john wick
>using crook, and heavy balistic vest
>unsilenced m308, so missing the 182 damage breakpoint
>1 doc bag
>ask him to bring an ammo bag instead, since we had plenty of FAKs and 2 doc bags
>he refuses
>don't really care, start it up anyways
>"i'll get ticket"
>puts sentry gun at the start, not on truck
>sprints off into the distance
>goes down, tell him you cant get the ticket yet and res him
>he ignores me and continues to the machine
>goes down again
>res him, inspire and dodge makes that easy
>goes down yet again, tell him again to stay near the truck and res him
>yet again he ignores me
>continues to the machine
>gets to the machine
>spams "2 sentries 2 sentries"
>goes into custody, 4th down
>truck shows up at gate
>open gate
>assault ends
>moments away from being able to be traded he leaves

i thought the whole "only shitters play wick" thing was a meme
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>>152021285
What lvl
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>>152021524
the wick was inf 2 i'm pretty sure. in the range of inf 1 to inf 3
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Is Sokol a top or a bottom
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>>152022663
power bottom, for sure
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>listening to hotline miami 2 ost
>mfw "Roller Mobster" hits right as the assault wave does
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MEMES
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>>152021285
>using the M308 with silencer's skills.

Just use a sniper like the gage ninja one at that point.
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>>152027237
But Anon.
The Walther doesn't have an automatic trigger.
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>>152027237
Here's a list of advantages the m308 has over the walther
>Better ammo pickup (2.84-3.68 min, 3.78-4.9 max vs lebensauger's highest possible pickup being 2.8)
>Faster reload, full 2 seconds saved on a 'tactical' reload, full 3 seconds on a complete reload
>Higher rate of fire
>Easily reaches 100/100
>Selective fire
>Access to AR barrel ext
>Can benefit from select fire basic, meaning higher mag capacity
>better hipfire spread
>Better recoil

Here's a list of advantages the walther has over the m308
>can penetrate shields
>higher concealment (would still need to ace SB to get max dodge)
>better ADS spread (as in, 0)
>looks pretty neato
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>>152018484
Personally I'm convinced that the escape will spawn in an area that you are not in. I have never seen the van pull up by the cafe if I hide in the alley, I have never seen it pull up behind the fence if I'm in the parking garage, I have never seen it pull up in the other alley if I hide by it too.

Always in the 2 places I'm not camping in.

>>152019694
>screenshots
pd2skills yo
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>>151923520
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- Short Fuse (short_fuse)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>152030032
fuck you
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>>152019972
>having empty skillsets
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>>152028412
>that one pubbies begging to do short fuse,

of fucking course
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>>152032016
>that one pubbie insisting on calling cloakers "cloackers"
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>>152032016
i had someone like this earlier but everyone was okay with doing it, took us 3 tries since someone kept dropping one inside of the bus to let it get vaporized
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>>152033305
>someone kept dropping one inside of the bus to let it get vaporized
I thought it was only about grabbing the 7 bags not securing them?
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>>152032592
>that one pubbie insisting on calling cloakers "cockers"
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>>152035278
i jst got cloacked halp me
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>>152035536
GET OFF YOUR ASS YOU BIG PONCY
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>>152034124
you need to turn them in at the plane, 7 minimum
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>guy joins dw rats and eats all the medbags

fucking overkill, please, why is there no cooldown on eating health kits at full health?
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>>151988671
I fucking hate dumbass BRs who add the extra c to cloaker
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>that guy that goes down 50m away and instantly says "HELP"
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>>152042392
>people who said help at all when downed

like nigga please i know you're dead ill rescue you when i have the chance
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>>152040223
>WE NEED YOU BUDDY, GET UP
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>>152042392
>that guy who goes down and immediately types "help"
>they're always either BR, spanish or italian
>if you don't run straight at them they just spam "help"
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>that one guy hosting gets the thermal drill and never drops it
FUCKING. LIVID.
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>>152042992
Everytime I see Dallas I wonder if in some countries its against the law to be so godamn handsome. If I was a girl I'd be wet as fuck.
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so NATO is dead now?? DMCWO doesnt work for me either
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>>152046965
The creator of DMCWO has to rewrite things related to meless and projectiles.
Speaking of DMCWO, was it truly a masterpiece of design from SC to go back in Vanilla Payday 2 style skilltrees?
>Hurr durr, it's supposed to work with 100 points
Majority of those points will go to shit tier skills because some faggot thought it would be great to have you waste those precious skillpoints in useless filler skills. Not to mention that even if you play with your friends, you're in serious disadvantage because they already got the extra stamina and all that shit while you actually have to unlock those things, thus reducing available skillpoints even further.
My point is, people critisized the normal skilltrees because you had to take shit filler skills and now that system is suddenly okay? It would work if you had 120 skillpoints, but no, "Muh challenge"
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>>152028412

>can penetrate shields

Can't even one shot them through the shield, even if you have every possible damage boost. Might as well pull out the HE Judge for shield plinking.
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>>152047326
>disadvantage with DMCWO
Getting to ADS with LMGs automatically puts you at a permanent advantage.
>>
theres a bug with the animation of reloading weapons if you reload while sprinting and stop sprinting before finishing the reload
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>>152047490
My point was more about the fact that you have to get shit skills to get things like reloading while sprinting etc. The skill system would work better with 120 points.
And doesn't LMGs still have shit accuracy in DMCWO?
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>>152045243
Eric had better not visit Saudi Arabia then.
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>>152042992
>>152045243
excellent posts
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>>152030032
Took about 40 minutes with 2 pubbies. They were pretty good, except that one of them kept spouting memes. Still didn't get the stock for my heather smgs.
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>>152021285
Unsilenced M308 hits the 182 breakpoint practically all the time thanks to underdoggy
t. Person who unsilenced M308s and almost never not one shots tans
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>play big bank,
>hack the computer in the security room,
>bain directly say we're good with no needs to look for the right computer,

?
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>>152053457
Small chance that the pc in the security room is the pc to hack
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>>152053457
The computer in the security room is one of the possible computers you need to hack. You are very lucky.
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Is PD2skills kill?
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>>152059985
Seems fine to me.
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>>152062720
Underdog, spotter, pretty much none of the checkboxes work
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what's the difference between the Gay Scalies Painting mod and the Gayer Scalies Painting mod
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>>152066172
>scope on the shotgun

Why would anyone do that?
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>>152067289
Bonus stability.
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>>152067289
I have a big one on my izhma with just a big circle for the reticle, it's pretty fun
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>>152067630
>stability on a shotgun
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>>152068141
You're thinking of accuracy. Stability is kind of nice if it's got autofire.
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speaking of stability
WHY THE FUCK DOES MY AMR HAVE A SEIZURE WHEN I FIRE IT
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>>152068214
>loco
>autofire
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>>152069203
Look I put one on my Izhma, got no idea why he has one on a loco.
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>>151842610
>running
>>
I don't feel infiltrator is as good as you guys make it sound.
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>>152071689
I never used Infiltrator.

I just assume the one guy who never stops talking about it is the only one who ever uses it.
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>>152070431
Stop it, you're proccing me
>>
HOXTON COMMANDS YOU TO RISE

WANKAH
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>>152071689
20% health regen on demand and constant damage reduction
I genuinely don't understand how someone can think that's bad
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>>152066383
after trying both I can safely say I have been lied to
neither of these are gay in the least, in fact they are plastered with tits
I only saw one male and he had his face full of tits as well, plus another one whose gender I could not ascertain
these mods should be titled "scalie porn painting mod" and "scalie porn painting mod with 3 pictures replaced (replacing scalie porn with also scalie porn)"
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>>152076814
That's actually really disappointing, the male body is a beautiful thing that is rarely appreciated in pornography
>>
d e d g a e m

D E E D

G A E M M
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>>152078683
Nobody cares, kill yourself.
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>>152078956
no____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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Am currently in an overdrill game with two complete shitters who are very rude and pretend to be the best ever and know everything. Should I just fail the password on purpose?
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>>152080183
Yes
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>>152080183
No, just let the cops swarm the place and claim you tried your best
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>>152078683
Ded Art gallery lobbies, Ded Compact-5, ded Hector,

on an unrelated subject: is it possible to get butcher bbq achievements with the incendiary trip mines ?
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>>152080183
Do it, post reactions
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Doctor Pavel. I'm payday gang.
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>>152082374
Disco Inferno and OVERGRILL, maybe. If the devs coded them properly.

Stick A Fork In Me, I'm Done and Not Invited require the DLC weapons.
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>>151982324
perk deck?
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>>152082872
Rogue or grinder if he's a mad man.

Regarding critical hits, armor builds just have the option to fuck off, detection risk doesn't forgive at all.
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>>152082872
>>copious amounts of dodge
The only perk deck that could be is rogue
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>>152084346
seems nice, thanks, guess I might give dodge for DW another chance, guns?
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>>152084725
GL40 / Baby deagle if you're vanilla in bed.

Stryk 18c if you want more spices in your life
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I had a dream where the GL40 was affected by Overkill Aced
then I woke up
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>>152004190
Um, what exactly happened

I know that guards may get stuck if the AI asks them to check on a body bag/drill but what exactly happened here
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>>152088487
put unsilenced drill on door
use keycard on door
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>>152088759
Well that's fucking stupid but kind of expected
>>
Why is the AMR-16 so much fun?
>>
Why does the AMR-16 have so much recoil even with 100 stability?
>>
>>152030032
>>152030605
>>152049795
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
GET UP BUDDY, WE NEED YOU
>>
LIGHTNING BOLT
>>
Buying sidney : yay or nay ?
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>>152094239
No

>>152094551
Wait for sale
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BLACKED.com DLC when?
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>>152094712
So christmas then ? Fucking hell
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>>152095006
There's Halloween and Crimefest.
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>>152095006
Shitfest incoming, they literally become a 4 DLC’s at the price of 1 deal
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>>152095713
Oh yea
What kind of trainwreck do you think will we have this time around ?
>>
where's my fucking gay scalies art gallery mod
>>
how am I meant to make money when I host games, Pro job hotline Miami costs like 3 mill and the payout is 3 mill I make zero offshore. wtf
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>>152096342
We're probably getting Safehouse Customisation.

Consoles are getting #TheBigScam on Oct. 11, so they are probably getting everything up to Update 100 or 105.2 depending on how they're backporting the bugfixes they did exclusively because they couldn't pass cert otherwise (e.g. bag detection). So they are going to have a hell of a time with skins. Since they don't have Steam inventory, the skins will probably be random drops like the difficulty masks, lucky fucks. Given that Starbreeze is still recruiting console devs that know how to write netcode and voice chat, they are probably not getting voice chat still.

Now whether they'll also get Safehouse Customisation is an interesting question since #TheBigScam is now effectively frozen and sent off to M$+Sony for cert.

There is also already at least one heist in the works since they had the prank call contest for random background noise like GO Bank phone calls. No clue on whether it'll be a Crimefest reward.


But all of that is secondary. Most of the drama comes from the challenges themselves, how OVK obviously dicks around with the challenge progress to keeps things going at their schedule (e.g. hype fuel, kikefest kill farming), and what commercial advertisement venture they whored the franchise out to next. Could be another Alienware plug, could be another movie ad (Wick 2 isn't coming out yet though and I doubt they'll go for a second round after what happened the first time), or worse they could announce another fucking Diesel-engine game. We already went through kill farming, buying DLC, and community group member sizes. I don't even know what's next. Are they going to ask for more Twitter followers this time? Purchases of some other fucking game? Facebook likes?

I honestly can't imagine what they're going to do. Starbreeze+OVK devs' shenanigans are exceptional because of just how far they go to disappoint and piss us off.
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>>152097415
Whatever shit payout number Crime.net tells you is basically the base payment if you do zero objectives and/or don't get any extra loot.

Cook 5-6 bags of meth in Hotline Miami and suddenly your payout is like $20 mil offshore. Same for Rats.

Aftershock DW objectively has the best payout rate but it's hard for most people. Rats Pro is next.

Also stop playing on sub-DW difficulties and you suddenly get lots more money.
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>>152097415
Get all the loot and play DW?
You get 13 mil just for the 5 bags of meth.
~2 mil or so from money on day 1 and day 2
~3 mil from the coke
and ~1.5 mil from the assault rifles
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>>152098436
>>152098614
I'm too spooked to play on dw, I don't know a thing about the meta atleast on overkill I can fuck around. Eg make a build based entirely around the bronco and never use my primary.

but I appreciate the advice, I'll try playing on deathwish.
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>>152091149
fuck you
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>>152091149
>Keep those helmets flying! ;)
what did he mean by this?
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>>152099158
You don't have to play on DW, it's just the most profitable.

Rats PrOVK is fine for example.
HB OVK/PrOVK still gives like $14 mil payouts.
FS OVK/PrOVK still gives a lot if you get all 12 weapons and all extra loot.
I think you can hit the Mallcrasher ATM cap of $2.8 mil on OVK.

Lots of easy ways to make boatloads of cash without effort. As long as you're not doing Transports.
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What I dont understand is why overkill missed the chance to add johnny utah into the game. think about it wick and utah would both be keanu it would send him a message.
DO THE VOICES YOU FUCK
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>>152090156
Because of its high rate of fire
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Who pays $7 million for a bag of meth
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>>152103569
It contains 4 packs of pure pure meth
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>>152103569
The Cobras
They're not very smart
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>>152099158
DW is such a fucking joke of a difficulty, people are playing with roleplaying specs, 90% is filled with dodge fegits with silencers.
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>trying to solo stealth Big Bank

FUCK stealth in this game
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>>152107631
>using ecms instead of trip mines
You have no one to blame but yourself
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>>152107746
>implying
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anyone here have any stories about times they acted like the joker

>join a shadow raid lobby
>have 6 detection instead of 3

LOCK ME UP
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>>152108669
>hotline miami day 2
>unironically bring armor bag
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>>152107990
There are three deployables for stealth: ecms for stopping cameras, phone call, and upgraded for security doors or pagers; body bags for moving corpses; and trip mines for detecting guards' movements
Each has their own uses and advantages and you should plan in advance which one you'll need since heists have different stealth requirements
For Big Bank in particular most of the stealth is sneaking bags from the vault to the exit, so trip mines laid everywhere are the most beneficial since it lets you know the guards' positions so you won't get caught by them while moving bags
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>>152108996
Oh, I meant >implying i didn't have trip mines
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is there a faster way to get a specific contract to show up in crimenet at a high difficulty?
>inb4 contract broker
resets heat bonus
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>>152108669
>join a Diamond heist
>step on the wrong tile

DAMAGED
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>>152107631
git gud
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>>152109114
fuck!
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>>152109596
I'm pretty sure you can change the crime net filters to only show what you want
>>
wahts the grenade key
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>>152110832
G
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>>152110832
By default? Alpha Number 3. Right above E.
Also >options menu
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>>152108669
>>>/vp/27848513
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>>152108669

One time I wore a LBV with Frenzy/Anarchist and zero dodge, someone said I was using a dodge build, and I didn't correct him! HAHA SOMEONE LOCK ME AWAY!
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>>152108669
>join a pro job
>playing this game isnt my profession

MOMS GONNA FREAK
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>>152110672
I mean, filtering crime.net offline. You cant filter new contracts in crime.net online, only existing lobbies
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>>152111181
...what's your point?
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what lvl do i unlock car to use in missions
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>>152115907
Infamy 25, level 40.
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>>152114339
Just join a lobby, get on mic, pretend to be a girl, get in a relationship, butter him up to be willing to buy you things, send him cute pics of you in a skirt, have him get himself all the dlc heist so, then have him host whatever heist youu want to play whenever he's online
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>>152107631
Just use the shitter strat
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Highest concealment secondary?
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>>152117294
HE Judge
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>>152117294
Street Sweeper
>>
>>152117294

Silenced Bernetti, with Optical Illusions Aced and the +3 Concealment mod
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>>152108669

>join a loud heist
>purposely equip the saw with the silent motor

DUDE I'M DAMAGED AS HECK
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>>152118603
why does it get a +3 concealment boost anyways
>>
>>152118964

The same reason the Bronco gets one: Who fucking knows?
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>>152118964
>tfw no +3 concealment boost for the saw
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>>152107631
how to sthelf big bang like a big shitter
buy elevator escape, do whatever with the other 4 points, do NOT buy poisoned cake
first half: you just need to control the top floor of the building
kill the 2 guards and shoot all 3 cameras
there are actually only 6 civs that patrol this area: baldguy w/ keycard, fat white-haired godmother, black missus, white missus, ricky in red, and the sixth person
don't bother bodybagging the guards or moving the civs so long as they are on the top floor, only dangers are stairs and railings where bottom floor people could see them
it's OK if you alert the top floor area with the computers, F on everyone but DO NOT KILL THEM
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU KILL ANY CIVS
now get the server room and try all the PCs on the top floor
if none of them are it you can hack the lower floor ones via crouching and hacking through the cabinets
when you get the phone call: 100% guaranteed to be nothing if you didn't kill any civs, you can kill those civs now
when you get the elevator: one guard and one civ in full white will spawn
the civ patrols
STAY THERE AND WAIT UNTIL THE CIV COMES UP THEN TIE THEM OR KILL THEM OR WHATEVER but don't let them move
timelock open? here comes the ez part
slap unsilenced drill on the manager's safe
alt tab and jack off
come back, at least a couple guards are stuck forever on the stairwell at the other side of the safe's wall
if you fuck up now then really it's on you
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>>152108669
>play a bank heist
>equip silent motor
>get map control anyways

Ha Ha Ha Ha HA
>>
>the interview with Wolf VA will be delayed for a bit

JUST
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>>152121171
what about if big bank is just a heist that popped up in crime net offline, and the stelf build i have equiped has silent drills?

why are silent drills a T1 skill?
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>>152121831
then you just don't use the shitter strat
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>clear out big bank DW
>only $6m in bags
fuck everything
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>>152124093
>big bank for money

nice
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he drives pretty good for a dinosaur
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>hop on to do side jobs
>4 for the Butcher
>dockyard, forest, dockyard, forest
>Jobs completed 3/4
What did she mean by this?
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Daily reminder that the gecko 7.62 rifle needs too much skills for casuals to handle it on DW.
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>>152126938
Gay scalies represent
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>>152085276
I am trying this
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mcefl:edfhIjklr:tnpr:ggHjkLnOPqr:fBEfGhIL:ibcdea:pR8:::a1
With akimbo bernetti and HE Judge, but I am still getting downed like a bitch. Even if I do get 55 Dodge and do run and gun.
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xth for sokol a cute! CUTE!
>>
>no riverboat casino heist

It could be like baby golden grin, like how bank heists are baby big banks
>>
>>152129602
>art gallery is a 1-day framing frame
>cook off is a one-day rats
>no one day train robbery based off Biker day 2
I know it's new but it's really damn simple. Literally some new Bain lines and replace the bikers with cops/murkies.
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>>152127078
You have to be at the start of the heist for it to count.

Drop-ins don't count. Even if it was at like 00:01
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>>152126938
>Very Hard
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>>152128640
Change perkdeck to grinder or to crook and use light vest
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Post wanted weapons.
Also more bayonets when
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>>152128896
John Wick a totally underrated and also a best with this mod

http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15508
>>
xth for carshop is still the worst heist in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8FYZP72JE
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>>152108669
>Join a game in session
>ask in chat, "ammo or meds?"
>didn't wait for a reply, jumped in with ammo anyways

SOMEONE STOP MEEE
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>>152133349
One can dream
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>>152133349
give it to me daddy
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>>152096368
Get a mod that changes the paints and learn to DDS.
>>
GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL - GO GET IT
>>
WOW, PUBLIC OFFICE. WE ARE IN THE WRONG LINE OF BUSINESS, GENTLMEN
>>
1600 PENN, MAYBE WE GO THERE FOR OUR NEXT BIG SCORE
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FIND THE TIARA
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>>152140878
>if it's not in the back, it must be on the front,

just fuck off with your fake informations bain
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Do you think Overkill would ever overhaul stealth? You know, basic things, like light levels (maybe), footsteps, lure/baiting, and noise mechanics, things that most games have.
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Daily reminder you're not a shitter for using the thanatos if you mod it like in pic related
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>>152141665
Absolutely not. They already made one big favor to the master$stealther group by making it so easy to get body bags and ecm at the same time.

Best scenario would be they make the next heists harder to stealth in the future (big bank style)
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>>152141218
CHECK THE STANDS AND SHELVES
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>>152126938

>ALAN
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>>152126938
>goat simulator

my nigga.
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>>152136008
It's not that bad if you solo it. The problem is dealing with other people.
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>>152099906
why wasn't bodhi patrick swayze?
I get that he's dead but they could have got an impressionist
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how do I get good at stealth guys?
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>>152117294
Gruber Kurz and Bernetti 9 can both get up to 34 Concealment. The Bernetti 9, however, can take a lot of mods without sacrificing concealment, and can therefore get better accuracy and stability (as if that matters, given that high-concealment secondaries are almost never there to be actually used).

The Bernetti 9 also has a better skin selection, if that matters to you.
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>>152150374
but the gruber is the ultimate spy weapon
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>>152149447
Play as Clover and erp
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So I came back to Payday 2 because I'm a shitter and I don't know when to stop hurting myself. Turns out my builds are gone, so I made a new one using a silenced Commando, Anarchist, and Frenzy/Berserker.

What the fuck is happening. I'm wearing a fucking suit with 250 effective armor and 15% base dodge. I'm killing things faster than I ever have before with shotguns or sniper rifles. I'm breezing through Deathwish without even fucking trying.

Is this it, /pdg/? Have I achieved maximum tryhard? Is there nothing left after this?
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>>152151643
This game is now true memes
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>>152149123
Because they were paid to make Mexican Bodhi.
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>>152151643
>>152152861
Franarchist is top quality memes.
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>>152151643
Just use grinder or hitman perk decks if you want true difficulty now.

balanced experience/10
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>>152103569
Junkies aren't great with that stuff
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>>152141665
Noise already exists in art gallery, shadow raid and piggy bank. Problem is, it's not even worth it to use it
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>>152103569
Bain
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>>152149447
watch youtube videos of stealthfags, lower your detection risk under 10, don't act dumb and fuck off from the mallcrasher and firestarter day one games, we don't want your kind here.
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hey assholes
i enjoying a marteeni in here
how u like that >:)
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>>152145696
I dont know if they changed it later or is just in OVK, but 1 time (on console) I found it outside.
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>>152157552
Were you solo?

There is zero chance of it spawning on the shelves. That's why it's so hilarious Bain gives such a bullshit line.
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>a nondescript duffle bag is infinitely more suspicious and visible from a much larger distance than a person carrying the same duffle bag
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>>152156341
> we don't want your kind here
My kind? what are stealth players disliked or something?
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>>152158506
He's just trying too hard to fit in.

As long as you're always aiming to improve, nobody gives a shit. We all start somewhere.
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>>152158302
Whenever I see duffle bags, I always assume they've got bodies stuffed in them. Is this not normal?
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>>152158302
>an unattended bag is more suspicious than an attended one
hm...... really activated my cortex
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>>152159041
Duffle bags are the ones with loot
Body bags are different
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>>152159834
if the attended one is carried by a crouchwalking guy in a restricted area wearing a furry mask and a silenced BR revolver shotgun then no
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>>152159834
You don't get it
I can be standing out in the open in front of a guard carrying a bag and they don't see me
I can jump in place and shine a laser at their face and they don't see me
But if I take a few steps back and drop the bag behind me they magically see it now
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>>152159889
>Duffle bags are the ones with loot
You'd want to think that, wouldn't you?
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>>152160056
I think if I saw someone with a blood covered bag squatting with guns I would just look the other way tbqh
it might be cool to have a feature where civs that see you in stealth don't call the cops or run away if you aim at them or something, or maybe just don't show that they noticed you until you're out of their sight
>>152160394
well that's a valid complaint
it's not good to shit on overkill for things that make sense when there's so much retarded trash that you can talk about
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>>152161181
>it might be cool to have a feature where civs that see you in stealth don't call the cops or run away if you aim at them or something
There's actually a thing in the game right now where if you point your crosshairs at a guard while in line of sight, they will cancel calling the cops and just shoot at you non-stop.

One of the post-Dominator nerf Old Train stealth tactics was to have one or two people keep the fifth (and maybe sixth) guard distracted by sitting in front of him with a dodge build and let him shoot them non-stop. Also smack him with the money wad in the rare case where he doesn't stop calling the cops because it basically does no damage and requires a few dozen money wad whaps to kill him so it'll last long enough for the other three to move the 40 bags.
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>>152161570
no no no no no you're supposed to run up at his face when he starts calling the cops, then immediately back off until he starts calling the cops again
this results in not even any shooting
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alright I've never done death wish before. anyone got a build where I can win with even if I'm a shitter.
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>>152159889
>be night guard at a gym
>as usual some people are staying late
>doing my usual routine, checking the rooms
>enter the locker rooms
>dufflebags, dufflebags everyone
>startled I frantically calling the police for backup
>some customers enter the room and start handling the bag
>they must be involved!
>The police is not yet here but I know I have seconds to act,
>time to be an hero
>I grab my 9 like is the welfare line and gun them down before they can shoot me
>20 years I am out of jail because this country does not understand honor the risk posed by unattended dufflebags
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>>152162373
get the m308 and click heads and you literally cannot lose
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>>152158506
Shitters tend to push the idea you can stealth those heists, putting the whole crew into awkward scenarios where they try to approach the chicanos in the airport with a CTV, restarting if they get spotted and shit.
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>hotline Miami day one
>host wants to do the meth
>OK
>he guns down my cops and hostages
>why
>he then proceed to check the map to dig every single moneybag in the motel
>40 minutes in
>host disconnected
I swear this cunt did it on purpose
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>PD2 folder is now 30gb
Since when is this a thing?
>>
>>152165354
CRIMEFEST
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>>152165354
they gotta fit the furry masks somewhere
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>>152165354
>more than 5 gigs of skins,

"Community just love this kind of content ;)" Almir - 2016
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>>152165354
>only 30
How'd you do that
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best mod coming through
https://a.uguu.se/YDGzRxsYaaQy_mod_overrides.7z
are you man enough
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>>152164330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jvoSnVLo9A
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>>152169024
I still don't understand the context of this video's creation.

Do they pay random African kids to speak words on camera like that black guy that does "paid endorsements" but ended up just reading memes for a living? Or is this just some clever video editing?
>>
>>152169191
It's a less black and more poor version of Tyrone.
https://youtu.be/rWN8KN7C6Is?t=10m36s
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>>152169452
what the fuck is this whole channel?
>>
>>152169452
I wonder what /pdg/-related thing would be worth paying Tyrone to say.
>>
>>152172159
>that bitrate at 1080p
Can you not?
>>
>>152174094
That's how the original looks, you dingus.
>>
>>152172159
>fedora smoking

Fucking worst heister of the payday gang
>>
>>152174724
There's a reason Houston's the dumb one.
>>
>>152174724
That's a fucking baseball cap you tit
>>
>>152174891
>telling others not to act dumb makes you the dumb one
Nigga you dumb.
>>
>>152175103
He tells civs to donacdum because that's what people have been telling him for years.

The rare chance where he gets to vent his lifelong frustration at civs invigorates him and makes him feel like he's not as dumb as the others make him out to be.

>Thanks
>SHIT
>Why don't we just use a spoon
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>>152175103
he does sound a bit retarded

>sniper dead
>>
is melee ever good
>>
>>152133349
KS-23 and the Unica
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>>151879978
>Get a M308
This is a DW weapon. Use an Eagle Heavy instead.

>a Locomotive
Shit ammo pickup

or a Judge shotgun
Shit ammo max

Reinfeld desu.
>>
>>152167248
There's literally nothing wrong with animal/furry masks
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>FF day 3
>stelf
>4/5 objects
>forever
>>
>want to use the breaching cool for tacticool points
>20 damage

why tho
>>
>>152178375
>spend 25 years looking for the last phone
>turns out it was on a table you swear you checked the first time
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>mfw hearing the screams of the cops from using incendiary weapons,
>>
Way way late to start this game. I'm 3 days in, having been boosted to level 75 by some friends doing heists.

What are some retardproof missions I can go loud in that aren't Mallcrasher, ? I'm a shotgunner/tank with drill perks and basically no knowledge of stealth mechanics.
>>
>>152180074
>I'm a shotgunner
literally any heist
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>>152180074
>RATS
>SLAUGTHERHOUSE
>GO BANK
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>>152177326
Unpainted Dolph is the best mask in the game bar none to me
It looks so good.
>>
>>152180245
This. Any non-enforced stealth heist is fine for a shotgunner. Snipers and turrets might give you pause, but everything else will melt.
>>
>>152180074
You basically cannot fuck up Rats if you don't touch anything and just shoot
Join a Big Bank or Hotline Miami if you can, they're fun and shotguns are good there
Only join Hoxton's Birthday Bonanza if you want to be bored and slightly irritated by bad VA
Do NOT join Goat Sim
>>
What perk decks are you guys RUNNING
>>
>>152182174
muscle's panic thing is unreal
>>
>>152171925
Guys the thermal drill go get it wow what a flat etc
>>
>>152182445
thenk u 4 bein fortrite :)
>>
>>152182174
Muscle, Rogue, Crook, Infiltrator, and Anarchist are by far the strongest perk decks
>>
>>152182174
Anarchist is fun but kinda cheesy, that's how good it is
>>
>>152182174
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15243
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Fun DW weapons?
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>>152187143
all of them
don't tell me you're so shit you can't manage DW without some minmaxed gun anon
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>>152187397
I said "fun" not "viable" you dip
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>>152187492
all of them are fun
you dip
the tommy gun is really fun to use with the rapid fire skills
>>
>>152187143
Amcar, chicano 88
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>>152187756
>all of them are fun
demonstrably false, pistols feel shit to use and shotguns put you to sleep
>>
>>152187887
>talking shit about shotguns
Please kill yourself after deleting this.
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>>152187887
I admit that almost everything in the game feels like trash
put up against almost any metric and you can say pretty much anything negative and have it be true
when talking about "fun" in the context of this shit game you need to lower your standards or refund it since it's not gonna get better ever
you got that buddie
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>>152164330
>checking the map for moneybags
For what purpose?

Do they spawn in places outside of the motel rooms? All he had to do was check every motel room.
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>>152187756
The tommy gun is a fucking shit gun m8.

Impossible to have fun with it in PD2.
>>
>>152188042
He's saying shotguns make the game too easy.
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>>152189072
just you fucking wait my m8 im going to get you a picture of me doign good with it you hear me
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>>152189363
When I run out of ammo on my golden ak on a Tabula Rasa run, I start meleeing cops instead of using the tommy gun.

That's how much I hate using the tommy gun. I honestly wish it was more usable.
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>>152187887
>shotguns put you to sleep

Maybe using unconventional ones like the Izhma, Predator 12G and the Street Sweeper would be a decent change for once.
>>
no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
>>
>>152191204
no one cared who i was until i used the skin unlocker
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if explosive mines dont detonate in stealth, why not just have mines be in sensor mode in stealth, then turn into explosive mode in loud
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>>152190345
Izhma is love, izhma is life. The Steakout is also decent.
>>
>>152191649
Oy vey, that sounds like effort. We're tired after our well deserved vacation ;)
>>
>highest concealment sniper rifle is as concealable as a saw
???????
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>>152189472
I made a terrible mistake the tommy gun crashed my game
don't use the tommy kids
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>>152180438
okay vlad
>>
>>152182174
burglar/muscle/rogue/anarchist
>>
Overkill:
39.85 - two headshots for a tan
53.13 - three headshots for a tazer
79.85 - one headshot for a tan
111.79 - one headshot for a cloaker
159.69 - one headshot for a tazer

Deathwish:
39.24 - three headshots for an elite
44.98 - four headshots for a tan
60.21 - three headshots for a tan
90.32 - two headshots for a tan
117.93 - one headshot for an elite
120.42 - three headshots for a tazer
180.98 - one headshot for a tan
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>>152192560
>>152192560
>>152192560
New thread, goys
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>>152191649
i thought they exploded in stealth, i remember one fucking me over yesterday but the guard could have spotted me at the same time he walked through it
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>>152180074
First World bank. Stay away from the front windows.
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>>152188768
There are one of two on the trunk of those Monarch cars.
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>>152192561
>111.79 - one headshot for a cloaker
So that's why I can fuck up cloakers on Ovk with my krinkov and heavy impact aced.
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>>152194012
Yeah but you don't need a map to know where the fucking cars are.
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