/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Hana Song

>>151782390
is a slut

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Best couple and best waifus.

>>151782390
Sometimes I'll willingly dump a full Deadeye into her defense matrix just because it feels almost sexual.

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>>151782476
Is that a problem?

>>151782708
not in the slightest

>>151782390
Threadly reminder that it's Song Hana and not the other way around

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So. Who is the guy on the left? Genji? One of the Doomfist-users? We can assume the Girl on the right is Sombra, right?

My current theory is that one of the Doom-fists messed up badly. It led to the protests against Overwatch and a conflict between members of the Overwatch (pro-doomfist, against anti-doomfist) it all escalated when Gabe and Morrison got wrecked.

Gabriel wasn't happy about what happened to his Body. He,Sombra and Mcree joined the Talon Mercenaries.

>>151783094
Were a western image board senpai.

>>151783298
what is important , the dialogues of the characters really depend on which side they are starting. If you defend the payload on Gibraltar ,characters have interesting things to say about how Overwatch should not come back.

>Route 66 defense
>Be Mei
>Attackers can't get out of spawn
>Accidentally trap our McCree with a wall and he gets killed
>Attackers get the payload moving
>Lose the match
>McCree starts blaming me for losing the game
>The fact that we had no tanks or healers, and the 4 other players were nowhere to be seen totally had no effect

It's just a game ex dee

>>151784350
Mei not even once

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>Zarya is good for carrying, they said
>13% win rate as Zarya

>>151783356
I've never seen other Korean names being written in western order though

>>151786059
We do it with japanese names too I don't see why korea gets a pass.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-2JB-guBYQ

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>foreverially stuck at level 59 after grinding my way up from the low 40s soloqueue
>every match is a complete stomping from whichever side has the better 3-person group

I want off this ride.

>>151762529
>>151761947
The Grouch, /k/'s drawfag.

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>>151790017
Also drew this

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>buy 24 boxes
>not one Rio skin
>not even one shitty recolor normal skin

BLIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

n'th for pozzing dva

http://www.strawpoll.me/10994952

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Since the game was in beta, I have dropped deeper into depression because she isn't real.

>>151793382
All I want is for Pharah or Tracer to rub their sweaty feet on my face

>>151793551
You're a footfag.

but this is an admirable goal.

>>151793551
>finish your rough threesome with Widowmaker and Mercy
>Pharah coolly strides into the room and picks you up in her muscly arms and hugs you to her naked chest
>takes you into the other room for even rougher sex

>>151791082
I got the Legendary Zariah Rio Skin in a free level up box. Got USA Mccree in my first one and Genji Nihon last night.

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Tracer is for __________

>>151795728
Whole hog

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>>151793382
>when your Mercy dies first while defending point A on Anubis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpR8r0D2EyY

>>151795728
Hugs and kissing tenderly
,and loving sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation with the lights turned on

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>Olympics tie-in
>Russian on the roster
>Ana's Ultimate fires an actual steroid dart into one of her teammates

Kind of a weird promo push.

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I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed this but I thought there would be no harm in posting. Sometimes near the end of a game(competitive) when I'm re spawning it wont immediately re spawn when it hits 0, it will wait about 1.5 seconds on 0 and then it re spawns me. Anyone else or just me?

>>151796961
it sounds like typical lag

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>it's a "lets pick a stupid comp and refuse to switch" match

Be honest, which heroes have the highest skill ceiling?

>>151797595
pharah

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people like this need to kill themselves

>>151797595
Genji, Zarya, Ana.

>>151795728
Winston

>>151790303
>the grouch
he browses/browsed /wtg/ and they all hate him for some reason
i always thought he was okay tbqh

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go to aimbooster.com
do challenge
post results

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why aren't you above 70 anon?

www.strawpoll.me/10964204/r

>>151797595
Pharah, Junkrat

>>151782390
I want her to fuck my ass.

>>151797765
>unironically getting triggered by this

>>151797830
Only 1 try allowed, no redos!

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>>151782578
QTmaker

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>>151797870
Because my pc is shit and cant run OW well so I bought it on ps4 too and it's match making is fucked. I fucking solo qued into a KOTH Ilois map vs a full pre made of top 500. Including the number 1 ps4 player in the world itsgenji at fucking rank 59.

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>>151797701
please forgive my reading comprehension anon

>>151795728
violating

>>151796961
Is it in overtime? Overtime was changed to have longer respawn times as another anti-stall measure but I wish they would actually show the correct countdown numbers when that happens.

>wiki lists Roadhog's hook as a linear projectile

How does it hit enemies at angles to the reticle and through objects, if this is true?

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>>151794347
>femdom Pharah

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>see Legendary skin token pop
>get fucking HYPE

>it's Mei

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>>151795728
hugs

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>playing Quickplay
>pick character last
>trying out Bastion on Anubis Offense for the heck of it and because I've never tried it
>DVa shitter starts bitching me out during setup, telling me I "HAVE TO" switch
>mfw

lmao
every match you have that one shithead who thinks they're team captain or some shit

>>151798114
Because he's throwing a fat cube (hitbox) thrice as large as the hook model's width.

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d.va is love

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>>151798164
Congrats on the Mei

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>>151782120
I turned skirmishing off but it still threw me in a skirmish lobby just now?

>>151798249
Is that top 500?

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

COULD IT BE A FIFTH STRIKER LUCIO? OR PERHAPS FOURTH TRICOLOUR WIDOW?

>>151782120
post more imp mercy pls

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>>151798164
I've gotten four Sprinter Tracer duplicated and still no qt Zarya olympics legendary

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>>151798114
>hook has a hitbox larger than the model
>you have a hitbox larger than your model
>20 tick

>>151798353
>20 tick
Not anymore faggit

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>>151798249
Do you sell a pamphlet? I need strategy tips for high scores.

>>151798353
>he thinks it >was< 20tick

>>151798353

>>20 tick

This is only a meme, now.

>>151798334
Common common rare common

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>>151798337

>>151798334
Dupe emote for a shit hero
Some shitty voicelines and a spray

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>Got two summer game leggos already, both zaryas from levelling up
>see legendary
>this thing
I don't even play ana

You should be allowed to report people who pick Symmetra on KotH

>have 4 golds
>lose

this isn't fair. There should be an opt out button within the first two minutes. Can only be used once in ten games.

>>151798337

Homo

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>>151798337

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Reminder that D.Va is Junkrat's property.

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I saw a couple of people in previous thread saying that stacking doesn't increase winrate.

And I although I think its partially true (it increases for the worst player but not for the best player)

What is the thread opinion over this? Is a 4 players ranked 50 party supposed to play better than let's say two solo players of the same rank? Odds are the worst of the 4 players party is getting carried and it's likely to be the worst player of the 6 isn't he?

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>>151798572
>le "i have gold so I am not shit" meme

Always a classic.

>Numbani attack
>Entire enemy team dominates my team with Torb and Widow
>Hanzo manages to pull a few kills on me as well
>We never get a chance to cap the first point at all
>All I ever did was fail at every hero
At least I got to level 20, I guess

>>151798703
D.va is for Lucio

>>151798337
>>>/aco/747235
>>>/aco/778085
>>>/aco/778090

There you go

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Its high noon, Dahnald.

>>151797929
for some reason i hate it when someone on my team spams EZ. its so derivative and just undermines any sense of achievement for the win.

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Should Aimbooster be in the OP in future threads? Seems like a key tool for improvement.

>>151798703
DELETE THIS

>>151798261
if youre in a party with the lead with skirmish on, it will put you in skirmish. or maybe anybody in the party in general

>>151798743
fuck off cripple. It's a clear indication that you have multiple dead weights just feeding enemy ults.

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Isn't this summer skin promotion the best thing ever?
Spending extra hours to play a game so I can get the ONE skin that I actually care for and then shit like this happens.
I'm starting to have unfun at this point. If I don't get americree I'll probably drop this game

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>>151798556
>the only legendary skins are for characters i get in loot boxes are for characters i don't main

i have 3 tracer legendaries with only an hour played

am i the only one with this feel

>>151798842
shoo shoo McRato

Why are shitters more common in the night?

Day time overwatch can bring surprisingly equal matches at times...

>>151798856

No, browser aim shit like that doesn't do much for you, it's always been a meme. If you want to practice go ingame and practice, don't click circles in your browser.

>>151799009
1 damage can be gold. 1 kill can be gold. 1 second of obj time can be gold. 1 hp healed can be gold. 1 anything can be gold. There HAS to be at LEAST ONE person with gold. Being a slightly less smelly shit than the rest doesn't make you a gold bar.

>get Tracer Sprinter, the "eat my dust" voice line and now the hurdle intro.
Guess I will have to start maining her.
I haven't bought a single crate

>>151798301
yep

>>151798434
Always be on the move. You can 1v1 everyone besides Zarya and Mei. Just try to flank and catch people offguard. Also don't be afraid to use your ult just to call a new mech in. It is better to be in your mech than trying to save the ult for a potg.

>>151799160
I see, so you are just inferior. Interesting.

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>>151798703
That'd upset the Symmetra/Junkrat shippers.

>>151799096
NEETs with more hours in the game and more kids are at school (some places have their summer vacation start in May and end in July.)

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>gg

>>151799106
Why so? Genuinely curious.

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>tfw you finally break a losing streak and go on a winning streak on your favorite character

I just finished a game where I killed a ton of people in a row and my "on fire" meter didn't even movie. Also at the end, I got a decent amount of eliminations and didn't even get a bronze star. It wasn't my best game by the longest shot, but it seemed weird, like something was bugged. Unless I'm missing part of this mechanic or something.

Just three more days for me to get to 65, and for the past 3 days I've been stuck at 62-63.

Is this what suffering feels like?

>>151799256
That makes sense.
They get tilted easily and overall it makes comp matches much more unbearable.

>>151799228
>Fanfiction.net
Who gives a shit. I could write out my ass and have a better story than some of that shit.

>>151799341
hes just bad at it lol

>>151798000
>>151782578
trips confirm

>when you're team asks you to go mercy or zen instead of lucio because we're on defense
>after a round of Ana and zen being the only support on attack
Somebody please end this meme

>>151799375
cheese it with zenyatta

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>tfw no Sprinter, USSR Zarya, Korean D.va or Medal holding Winston or Reaper
>tfw there's only a week left to get them

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>this guy

>>151799523
iktfb. All I want is the good midriff tracer skin.

>>151799389

>Dude complains about a reinhardt
>Even though he is getting shit done

Yeah, the moment salt comes in the whole team tilts bad.

>>151799523
>tfw got them all
>tfw all I want is nippion genji
I am about to just give in and be a good goy.

>>151799523
All I have left to get it Korean D.Va and USSR Zarya

It's good to get back to 1 just in time.

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How do I recon bastion on attack

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More Overwatch comics when?

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am i a good hanzo guys

HOW DO I STOP GETTING MATCH AGAINST PEOPLE WITH FIVE TIMES THE LEVELS AND FIVE TIME STHE PLAYTIME

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>>151798337

>>151799784
By choosing soldier 76

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>>151799523
>tfw only 1 thing I want left
>tfw its the dva voiceline
>tfw theres so many rares the chance i get it is hella low

>>151799861
good hanzo is an oxymoron :^)

>>151797929
Im not an autistic shitflinger, its just rude as fuck to spam shit like EZ HAHA

>>151799871
Stop being shit

>>151799904
Voicelines only cost 25 coins; just buy it with coins.

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We're all D.va now.

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I want to die

>>151799901
but I don't wanna

I wanna recon bastion on attack

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>tfw i will never be good enough to reach top 500

>>151800145
you can't buy summer voicelines, anon

>>151800225
>being sub 50
I guess someone has to be at the bottom

>>151800145
you can't buy summer games stuff with coins

>>151799871
By being less good.

>>151800253
Then don't expect to win

>>151800297
I'm bottom 99.98% at rank 38 according to master overwatch
feels bad man

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>>151800258
you can do it, anon

>>151799341

Aim isn't just your mouse hand, it's combining your crosshair control AND your movement into one fluid motion. Ontop of that it's at best testing your flicks and isn't simulating what you'll actually be doing ingame, you aren't hitting targets that are moving and trying to counter your aim.

Not even worth the time, if you want to practice go ingame.

>>151800253
Then you don't. He's a huge target with meh DPS and no mobility.

>>151800145
You use coins on summer items idiot

>>151800396
How do you even get put that low?
Did you just afk?

>>151800538
No, went 0-10 in placement

>>151800480
Anon, how often did your parents drop you as a child?

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>genji dashes behind you

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Suits

>>151800225
>Jap flag

you're no better than anyone

>>151800569
tfw killed genji as mercy today

>>151800564
I meant to type 'can't' in there but apparently I just didn't. S-Sorry, that happens a lot.

>>151800225
I'm only 51, but I feel like if I got put against a group like this I'd feel like a god.

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>>151800569
>Shoot him once
>flash bang
>fth
>ded nip
Why don't you main best attack lads?

>>151800657
So, they dropped you a lot, then.

>>151800582
>you're no better than anyone
I mean i'm lowest possible percentile in my entire region so it's sorta true

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>>151800569

Not for long, motherfucker

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Things you love in the game

>D.Va players trying to Defense Matrix Zarya's beam

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>>151800569
>genji and tracer dash behind you

Does just playing the game as mccree, widow, etc git you gud enough at aiming or do you have to do a lot of shit like ana bots and other drills and stuff?

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>>151800569

>>151800715
If it makes you feel better about yourself then yea, I'll say yes. Just for you, buddy.

>>151800396
>Rank 36
I guess I'm literally the worst huh

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>>151791082
>Haven't paid a cent
>Got everything I wanted

>>151800786
Playing as mcree helps improve aim if you actually try to fucking improve.

>>151800798
Yeah, you are
Anyone between 0-40 is bottom 0.01%

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Welp

>>151800859
whats 57-59?

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>>151791082
>tfw all I want is the bmx reaper icon

>>151800786
Lowering sens and then about thirty minutes of ana bots made me a killing machine with McCree

>>151800786
If your eyes don't hurt, you're not training.

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>>151800569
>tfw you kill him with melee
>"say ahhhh"

>>151800958
bottom 0,02%

>>151800859
overbuff makes it the bottom 20%

>>151800946
>gold healing with less than 700 in a victory
Did neither fucking team have a healer?

>>151801028
overbuff isn't as accurate as masteroverwatch

>>151800710
Shit accuracy and can't attack enemies behind me before they kill me

>>151800946
>reaper
>silver on damage
a shit

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>Want to fap
>Can't get hard
Might as well play some quick plays and practice ana...

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>>151801013

>>151799040
Yeah I'm getting sick of this shit too.

I planned to quit OW for a couple months a couple days before the event started, but I've been forced to grind 50+ levels to get the event skins, and I'm still missing the one I wanted most. Wish I could have just bought everything I wanted with my 3k saved up credits.

Fuck blizzard.

>>151801074
The nothin' personal kids

>>151800958
Top 20%

>>151798960
My party leader left before it put me in it so I guess that's what happened.

>>151800258
I went from 59 to 79 in 5 days, don't give up :D

>>151801073
>can't attack enemies behind me before they kill me
adjust your settings.

>>151801065
masteroverwatch makes it like the bottom 10%

how would mccreexxgenjixxlucioxxzenyattaxxreinhardtxxzarya porn be like
would they all be fucking zarya or lucio

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>>151800579

>blizz will never make professional/suited skins

>>151801224
What do I need to change? I always assumed they killed me because I'm more focused on enemies in front of me

>>151801335
Make your senseisity or dpi whatever is quick enough so you can do a 180 in a spilt second to turn and kill fuckers like genji and tracer from behind. As far as aiming with Mcree it just takes practice.

>>151800579
Where's Tracer's chrono thingy? Was she part of Overwatch as a pilot?

>>151800579
Hope that's not supposed to be Zenyatta. He's not now nor ever was part of Overwatch

Does controller on PC have aim assist

>>151799040
Yes, I'm actively starting to dislike the game. The extra pressure to play it as much as possible to grind boxes and the constant disappointment of actually opening the boxes it's really getting to me.

>>151801471
>. The extra pressure to play it as much as possible to grind boxes
Literally no one is forcing you too.

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>>151801010
>"Medic! Oh wait, that's me~"

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r8 mei changes
>m1 changed to a defense matrix-esque cone shape, can freeze multiple targets, range unchanged
>freeze effect limits jump height and effectiveness of movement abilities
>time to freeze is directly proportionate to the victims maximum health pool (ergo tracer would freeze the quickest and roadhog/d.va would freeze the slowest)
>m2 fire rate slowed and ammunition cost increased slightly
>ult is deployed around mei instead of being a projectile, grants some health regen, duration and range unchanged

>>151799040
>>151801123
>>151801471
Just buy boxes, goys! Surely you'll get your precious skins if you buy $100 worth

>>151801556
awful

>>151801418
Yes

>>151801556
No.

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>>151801321
>no suit Tracer

Kill me

>>151784350
if the 4 other players were nowhere to be seen, maybe they were grouped up and you didn't group up with them though it's also likely they just constantly drippled in and died in a 1v6
I mean I'm not blaming you, but games are like that if you don't communicate

>>151801556
>ult is deployed around mei instead of being a projectile
>m2 fire rate slowed
3/10

>Play alone
>Need to be lucky to win
>Play with friends in a 6 man premade
>Win 4 games straight

We were between low 50 and high 50 but whatever.

Feels good to have a well communicated team

>>151799390
Shut up you stupid monkey, go back to eating bananas and peanut butter

>>151785970
practice for 30 hours

>>151801305
They all fuck while Zarya yells at them

>>151801692
My nigga. Girls in suits is the best.

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>>151801107
>Can't get hard

Mate if you want help all you have to do is ask

>>151799338
Seeing someone type "gg" is an insta-trigger.

I'm tilted by anything but the ceaseless, senseless stream of arbitrary internet bile I've grown accustomed to over a lifetime of playing online multiplayer shooters. Let's just scream "faggot" at each other, faggot. You're not going to make digital sportsmanship happen.

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post pharmercy

>>151801884
>Symmetra that whitewashed
Ruined

>>151801063
We didn't have a healer, but the enemy had a Mercy. I'd have gotten Gold healing too but we had a S76.

>>151801107
>>Can't get hard

If this doesn't do the trick you should probably see a doctor

http://servantesnc.tumblr.com/post/146476131761/mercy-on-top-sound-edition-big-thank-you-to

FUCKING NERF TRACER


remove her fucking heal, I'm tired of fighting 250+ hp CUTN NIGGERS who are fucking impossible to hit.

remove her heal. REMOVE IT. she doesn't get to fucking heal, it's cheap and overpowered.

>>151802039
>music from Binding of Isaac

NOPE

>>151800859
>>151800396
>according to Master Overwatch, I am in the bottom 6% of skill level
>but by hero, almost every one I play regularly is in the top 30-40%

I mean, I'm obviously not some elite player, but I don't think rank is representative of skill at all.

>>151801063
>>151802007
Oh wait, different game I was thinking of. We had a S76 in the one from the screenshot., he ended up getting the damage card from shooting a Reinhardt's shield, I think.

>>151801101
If you are getting solo kills and picks instead of dumping damage into a Reinhardt shield you can still be very useful on Reaper with lower damage.

>>151802039
didnt do it lad. not even him

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>>151801556
>m1 is now the icicle and has 30m range
>m2 is a short-range ice blast
>both insta-freeze enemies that they don't kill outright on contact

>>151802090
>not liking one of the only good indie games
Explain yourself

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Just throwing this out here but
Anybody else think that the Symmetra teleporter should be a window like this that you could see and shoot through?
Imagine roadhog hooking someone through it, I think it'd be hilarious.

>>151802039
Different anon, but that was pretty nice

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>>151801981

>>151801528
If you want any of the skins you have to.

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>>151801981

>>151802090
There's music free versions too if you had bothered to scroll.

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>>151802042
Looks like you're getting outskilled anon.

Remember to take smalls breaks when you're having a bad day :3c

>>151802208
>30m range

get out with your fucking range limits

>>151802215
It would be neat, but I'm guessing the game engine couldn't handle something like that currently

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>>151800759
>McCree face when hes using Deadeye and I fly towards him with my APM up
>Roadhog salt when I freeze him mid ultimate with Mei
>Booping people off ledges with Lucio

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Finally unlocked. Praise be to Zarya

>>151802237
Why doesn't Pharrah have nipples

>>151802335
Fine, 60m range

>>151801556
>m2 fire rate slowed and ammunition cost increased slightly

You mean even SLOWER? What's the trade back? Can it pierce barriers or is the damage/range increased? Otherwise you are outright killing m2

>>151802215
I wish they were 2-way, so you could run inside to heal then run back out to contest.

>>151801427
No, Zenyatta was in Nepal at the time. He only ever got involved in OW when Genji went to him to help solve his depression.

>>151800759
>kill enemy reinhardt over and over as tracer
>comes back as streetpig
>kill streetpig
>comes back as winston

>>151802320
There's no skill when mechanically, characters can't fucking hit her. It's bullshit. No other character in the game is effectively IMMUNE to damage by sperging out like a lagging BR

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>>151802402
Because this is a christian image board

>>151802215

Is that a time portal too?

>>151802643
>can't fucking hit her
git gud

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>>151800759
killing more people with DVAs pistol than the mech

>>151797929
First of all;
>derivative


Additionally, you won. Some people are more excited about it than you.

Did you even call him out in game or just take a picture to share with the class?

Why does the card system favor healers so heavily? Why does every mediocre performance from me as Lucio get a card while getting 3 golds as a DPS or tank rarely does?

>>151802828
beta support players are babies

>>151802643
Try pointing your cursor at her before you click, anon.

>>151802912
but they aren't the ones complaining

>>151802828
Did you keep people alive? Did your ult help out your team? Did your speed-boost get them to the point quickly?
That's why you get your cards.

>>151801556
Mei changes
>M2 can be hold to launch icicle when you let go the button

>>151802215
>hook someone through teleporter
>they outskill and kill you
>kill teleporter
>flank and team kill your team
it would lead to some pretty dank plays

>>151802778
Wait

Tracer is vegetarian or she doesn't like chicken?

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>>151802042
>nerfing this qt time girl
>not 'avin a giggle while being untouchable
Lel pick Genji then.

>>151802828
Because it wants the healer to feel important.
I usually get it for objective time personally, though.

>>151801107
>get hard
>can't fap
Taking care of sick relatives suck

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Who /quickplayonlymustardrace/ here?

>mfw not taking a casual fps seriously

>>151803015
Boiled chicken is terrible unless it's being boiled into a soup.

>>151782120
Why does overwatch not have a stealth character? Are they ever adding one? I want to pick this game up, but without a spy-like guy I just can't transition into this one.

>>151802215
You can't go back through and nothing can come back in because otherwise the enemy team could get inside of your spawn point, which is a definite nope.

Do you want Roadhog to hook a D.Va then have her ult inside your spawn room?

>>151803015
Boiled chicken isn't great. Good for health nuts, but not great for people in general.

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>>151802042
>overpowered
Maybe you're just underskilled, my dude.

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>>151802215

>>151802731
>>151802926
See? this is the type of inferiority that needs to be cleansed.

>>151803181
>>151803018
You aren't allowed to just magically make every character mccree in vacuum arguments.

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>>151803079
Reportan.
I still get a little mad when I get stomped, though.

>>151803143
No, there is no stealth character and there never will be a stealth character, go play TF2 Spy or Ghost in the Shell. You are out of luck.

Nobody tell him about Sombra

>2 more wins till a free golden gun
I don't know if I can do it

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>>151798249
You haven't reclaimed your throne.

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ANA IS NOT A GOOD SOLO HEALER

SHE'S BAD

SHE'S A BAD SOLO HEALER

IF YOU ARE THE ONLY HEALER DON'T PICK ANA

>>151803280
But anon, he's gonna find out eventually.

>>151803125
Oh, I always have boiled chicken in soup.

>>151803353
Every second his finding out is delayed is a second he isn't playing Overwatch, which is a win in my book.

>>151803079
>got to the high 60s a couple weeks after comp rolled out
>lost all motivation to play it since it required me to try super hard every game and not play the hero I wanted to to at all times
Been fucking around with attack torb and mei and shit ever since.

>>151803245
>I'm not a shitter, everyone else is!
Ok. Also, tracer has 150 health, why not pick one of the several characters that can oneshot her?

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>>151798842
I love walling off McCree when he ults.

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>>151803335
>90hp/sec heal
>100hp instant heal and 100% healing effectiveness buff
>Bad healer

>>151803484
Please, you are embarassing yourself.

>>151803015
boiled chicken and grilled chicken just aint all that good by itself. Its not bad its just its chewy and dont taste like nothing so if you are used to tasty shit its a big shock. Think back to when you was a kid and ate food because you was hungry and not because you craved something

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when you just want to ensure victory

>load into my first game of the day
>2 man genji/ana stack on the enemy team
it's not worth playing overwatch any more

so when are they going to remove Reaper's "you didn't kill me I'm out" button

>>151803562
>grilled chicken
Oh, this is extremely wrong.

>>151803562
>grilled chicken isn't good by itself
>being wrong

>>151803280
>>151803353
>>151803464
Wait wait wait. Didn't they say that invisibility was an unfair mechanic that would never make it to the casual oriented game? is there any proof that sombra will actually have stealth?

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>wears all this high-tech armor
>is one of the squishiest heroes in the game

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>>151803641
>Making the hero complete dogshit

>>151803552
I dunno he's not the one who cant hit anything.

>>151803652
in the world of body maintenance grilled (and boiled) chicken lacks any type of seasoning and oil. also most people exclude the salt. its literally just a leathery piece of protein. it tastes like shit bruh

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>>151803079
I do this. Don't want to get yelled at in comp

>mfw playing quickplay

>>151803541
>assuming 100% accuracy and perfect sightlines

>>151803757
All of the current hints for Sombra point to her being a stealth character, but I'm sure she'll only be able to stay "invisible" for a few seconds.

>size of mei's ass increased by 30%

>>151803641
When they add back in his grenades as an alt-fire.

>>151803813
Well yeah, anything will taste like shit if you don't season it.

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>>151803185

>>151803079
I would play Quickplay but there's too much mass hero stacking cheese, it's unfun

>>151803929
GET RID OF THE FUCKING RNG BOXES JEFF.

You fucking cunt.

>>151803757
Some of the unused voicelines added in a recent patch hint at some stealth based enemy.

https://clyp.it/5jjg4qp2?token=76a3751c031eeeb45cce51faf239fecb

https://clyp.it/tve4fnvx?token=e927948cf6db6b0403effacad2f159ba

https://clyp.it/rb05clxj?token=f308063b1b8f24c41c0f4fdc28509e22

As well as lines for "Enemy detected" and a "something's not right" for several characters.

There really needs to be a 2 turret and 2 character limit on quick play.

>>151803929
Kill yourself kaplan

>>151791082
You are the kind of people that are validating Blizzard's scummy schemes. The more rng boxes are sold, the more they will keep on doing this.

At this rate it'll get as bad as in smite, where there are more rng rolls exclusive cosmetics than there are normal ones. http://smite.gamepedia.com/Treasure_Chests

At least in smite it's kind of justified because it's a free game. OW is 60 fucking bucks.

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>>151803929

WAKE UP JEFF

>>151804096
I'd love QP a lot more as well if it were a "draft" format. Or something like that. Meme teams are funny and all, but I think QP becomes completely worthless as "practice" for Comp if it plays nothing at all like the game mode it's preparing you for.

Hell, maybe keep QP as it is, then add a new mode "Unranked" where it's Comp, but for practice purposes.

>>151803929
WAKE UP JEFF

>>151803819
I bet you actually snipe with ana when you want to heal

>>151804301
Devil's advocate here, why does paying full price for a game mean we should get free skins in addition to free maps and characters? Keep in mind that I honestly don't give a shit either way, just wondering about the reasoning.

>>151804058
What's even the point of stealth if people will know when you are around? Do you just use it to move around and then toggle it off before being in range? It's dumb.

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>>151803929
>File name

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>>151803929
>can't wake up

>>151804563
Paranoia. It's like when there's a decent Tracer or Genji around and everybody starts spinning around like crazy to find them while ignoring the fact nobody is on the payload.

>>151804514
Because they said all future content would be free.

While the summer skins are /technically/ free, it still comes down to shitty RNG and you could easily not get the thing you wanted through normal play, or even after spending $100

>>151802039
well that worked for me

>>151804514
I didn't say free, I said that it shouldn't be locked behind a gambling machine. There is this thing called direct purchase, it's a feature that even free 2 play games have.

>>151804514
MMOs actually ruined everything with this. Forcing people to pay $50 for the base game, then a $15 a month fee to play, was highway robbery for the most part, but when the genre was new, nobody knew any better. As it aged, it became the standard, and when the "microtransaction" model started to make headway, games like OW and others tried doing it both ways; pay for the core game, and "pay to skip RNG/pay for luck" for cosmetics/minor boosts to play. People don't think anything of spending $5 here and there, so it works. The idea that you get full access/rights to a game you payed $60 for is a dead concept these days. Even console games are doing this because your online account has a wallet attached to it now. DLC and cosmetics for all!

>>151804691
When'd they say this? I remember them saying all new maps and heroes would be free, but nothing about "all future content".

>>151804691
Pretty sure they said maps and characters and that shit would be free. Not necessarily cosmetic stuff.

>>151804686
The idea of paranoia is to make people be scared of their own shadow (dohoho). having characters play a "LOOK OUT, THERE IS AN INVISIBLE PERSON NEARBY!" kind of fucking ruins that. Except for noobs, everyone will knows that they only need to worry when their characters say that pair of quotes.

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>>151798334

>>151804563
Everyone in tf2 had "Spy!" voicelines too.

We still know literally nothing about how Sombra is going to work.

D.VA is the most annoying character in the entire game.

>>151803015
The joke is people who bulk or work out have a diet of nothing but boiled chicken pretty much
The cucks here wouldn't have understood that though

can zarya charge with symmetra turrets?

>>151804882
They weren't automatically played anon.

Those lines make no sense as player activated commands. They'll probably be autoused just like how the "behind us!" lines are played when enemies are flanking you.

>>151804691
>>While the summer skins are /technically/ free

There is no technically. They ARE free. The fact the distribution is random and the fact you have to earn them is not a factor in whether or not they are free, because you do not have to pay any more money than what you initially invested into Overwatch in order to have a chance to get them.

It's like buying a lottery ticket. You have a chance of getting $20,000 dollars, but you also have a chance of winning nothing. Is it false advertising if you play but don't win the listed amount?

I'm not even a Blizzard shill and this is basic econ 101.

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>tfw playing ranked solo