Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

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YOU ORC PENIS LOVING FAGGOTS HAVE 30 SECONDS TO TELL US YOUR 3 FAVOURITE THINGS ABOUT JAINA

A couple questions about earning gold:

I remember some meme about not completing the play 2 games as specific franchise heroes thing to try and get better quests. Or am I confusing that with hearthstone.

Also are stimpaks worth it?

>>151752807
Who do you think is she friends with in the Nexus?
I guess her and Tracer would get along fine.

Deter me from buying guldan

>>151752981
The holding on the quest thing works. A thing for HS is you can reroll. You can't in HotS. I'm less-inclined to complete 200g quests. But if it's a 600 or 800, I'll do it ASAP.

>Is spending $ worth it?
Subjective. For you to decide.

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>>151753051
DIablo

>>151752973
CUTE
Intelligent
Kind

That is if we're talking about WC3/HotS Jaina and not WoW/HS Jaina. If it the latter then kill it with fire and Orc dick.

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Onyxia when?
We need best fem dragon.

>>151753497
>We need best fem dragon.
We already have Chromie. Too bad she's shit in-game though.

>>151753589
Chromie never turns into a real dragon though.
Onyxia might actually be small enough to actually work as a dragon in-game. If she's the size of a boss or gargantuan she'd still look okay.
Every other major dragon from WoW is just way too big for HotS and would look awkward if scaled down.

>>151754083
>>151753497
We have Brightwing. Faerie dragon.

>>151754242
>faerie dragons
>real dragons

>>151754306
>MUH SEMANTICS!!!11!1!one!
Waifufags of dragons are so retarded.

LUNARA

>>151754370
Faerie dragons aren't dragons though. Not even wow lore considers them dragons.
Chromie is a dragon.
Brightwing isn't a dragon.

>>151754757
>>151754757
>Chromie doesn't have wings
>Dragon
>BW has wings
>Not a dragon
uh.........................lorefags?!

>people thinking my faerie dragonfu isn't a dragon despite having dragon in her name
uhmmm lol?

>>151754863
Chromie's trailer shows her flying over the map in her dragon form.

>>151754975
I bet you pick Hammer when your team needs a tank.

>people assmad about getting BTFO by memewing that they try to deny her being a dragon

>>151755181
>Sgt. Hammer
I see no "tank" or "warrior" there.

>>151755181
she's the only tank in the game though?
unless tychus' mecha counts

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LADY VASHJ WHEN

>>151757059
Before Maiev for sure.

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>>151758976

whats the next hero normies

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

need more GMs in /vg/ you degenerates.

>>151760662
boost pls

anyone have an extra jaina code from overwatch?

>>151761984
Sent ;)

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Is Illidan so broken right now?
Might I even be a decent player??

I've started playing him right before the rework, but I can't believe this

>>151763259
every hero is good in certain places and teamcomps. But most importantly, the player. For example I play a mad Gazlowe despite him being one of the worst heroes.

tip; turrets a shit.

>>151763721
lol

Well, I only use Illidan in qm because I have a lot of fun with him, but I'm not confident enough for picking him in Hero League yet

>>151752549
since when do we have a logo?

>>151763721
With the exception of Nova, who doesn't quite do anything better than anyone given how she's been powercreeped the fuck out.

>>151763721
How many games have you lost in a row that you blamed the team for?

>>151764337
0

My winrate with him is 77.8% and some people have even complimented my Gaz. However there was one time in a 5 stack where this 1 faggot kept bitching about Gaz despite me having a great score and usually with the team and yet we had chronic feeders. Gaz is a huge retard magnet where people just blame him for everything.

However I am aware that other heroes tend to be better and may be better picks so I don't ever lash out. I just do my thing and communicate with teammates (assuming they're not freaking out)

>>151764245
I disagree. I play a fantastic Nova as well and her winrate for me is very high. And I hover between Master and Diamond so it isn't like I'm some silver stomper. But hey, people are wanting Nova and Gaz buffs, gimme gimme!

>>151764729
Post Hotslogs profile.

>>151765109
http://www.hotslogs.com/Player/Profile?PlayerID=1675652

Cherry pick away :^)

>>151765231
I can't believe that cunt put a blocker on Hotslogs. Yeah I know you can bypass it, but the fact still remains that's a cunt thing to do.

>>151765231
Hero League Platinum *
(MMR: 2208)

Son...

>>151765231
>literally bronze

>>151766574
>18 games
Son...

Also not having done ranked prior means it was a clean slate. Plat 3 from scratch is fine. I don't play ranked.

>>151766906
>borderline master
>le bronze

>>151766906
>>151766574
This is why you can't post anything here

Just 4chan things

>>151766906
at least they have posted their hotslogs unlike any of you actual bronze faggots.

>>151767109
>using hotdogs since the prime shitter enforced ads

If I can't even look at my own profile without making him money, why should I use it.

>>151767393
What are you using? I've disabled adblock on firefox and it all loads just fine. There's only 2 medium sized banner ads.

Website screengrab: blob:http://imgur.com/fcd264d2-ff55-4c49-b61a-d3477af229da

I don't think I have any filter/preferences either. The website itself is a bit fucky, where it's all java based (?) or some shit and not actual pages usually. But I can view anything there.

How many heroes should/can a person "main"?

>>151767393
Download uBlock Origin, not the god damn outdated adblocker.

Seriously, you fuckers need to be spoon fed for everything

>>151769336
>adblock has been working fine
>try ublock
>get blocked on hotdogs
ayyyyy

>>151769336
Has nothing to do with the adblocker and all to do with what you are actually blocking. Someone posted what you have to allow for the site to think you are not blocking ads

>>151769953
Works just fine on my machine :)

>>151763721
how do you use Gaz's non-turret abilities effectively?

it seems like xplodium needs a really strong setup like grav-o-bomb, mosh pit, maw, or maybe zombie wall to actually hit anything

>>151767393
see >>151675646

>i posted this two times already

>set your adblocker to whitelist:
d3pkae9owd2lcf.cloudfront.net
while on hotslogs.com

>the actual ads will still be blocked but their anti-adblock shit won't get tripped

>>151770529
See >>151765231 for talents. Robo memeo is incredibly underrated and Grav-o-meme very overrated.

The level 20 talent for robo memes is godly. Many times a squishy chases me with a third of their life and I just turn around and slap them once to kill them. Hilarious every time.

I can not stress how shit turrets and (most) turret talents are. They can be okay sometimes in some objectives, but with robo gob, why bother?

Oh also robo gob (pre-20) DOES deal bonus damage to immortals. Everyone kept whining that I took it on immortals then "oh look, I deal a gorillion damage. Oh look, our immortal has assloads of life when spawned. Oh look, we're at their keep with immortal first wave."

>heroes of the storm
>no actual storm in game

>>151771162
>Psi-storm
pssh....entaro adun, kid.

>>151770880
>>151769336
>>151767951
>put in extra effort so you can dupe a shitty system

how about no.

>>151771162
Heroes of the storm? hahaha, I AM the storm
-Reghar

>>151771162
>who is Rehgar

>>151771318
>lliterally 2 seconds of work
>"i-i'm not a computer person anon"
>"i don't understand how to click on buttons and things"
>"cant you just do it for me?"

>>151770889
I should've expanded on your question. Difficult to just say and that's it. You just have to play.

But early on at least, bombs to hit the entire minion wave and laser the enemy or zone the enemy with laser. You basically own Murky if he's in your lane. Hit over and over then when he bubbles, laser. Laser is good if you can prepare for it. Say a camp, you lay down turrets, bomb then laser, then just as the camps are out of stun, you release laser. Similar deal with upcoming fights or if you need to deal damage to something but needs to be safely (laser has good range)

Bomb can be used to zone, even though it's quite slow and delayed, everyone runs out of it ASAP. So you can use it to basically push people away if you don't care about the stun. But of course if they stay in it/get stuck, they'll get slapped for it.

Macro-management skills is important too. Knowing when to take camps, when to push and when to stay with team. And team of course is important, you need non-shitters. He has an interesting element for time. Meaning, it will always take your enemy to kill camps than it is for you to capture them.

>>151771318
No idea what the issue is. I'm using adblock on firememes and it's just fine.

>>151771525
I don't want you to do anything for me, I want Ben Barrett to stop being a little bitch about my adblock.

>>151770889
>The level 20 talent for robo memes is godly

He has like 840 dps compared to a full AA Butcher with 35 meat stacks and nexus blades which stands at 890 dps, and that's without abilities.

Shit's retarded but won't ever work versus people that know how hard hitting he is at 20+

>>151772515
That's just it. No one knows.

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NEXT CHARACTER WHEN ?

>>151775885
Samuro and Zarya are next

>>151777197
samuro and varyan actually
>>151760518

>>151777379
Oh yeah, my bad.
But he did mention Zarya.

Also RIP in Pieces Axolotl

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>mfw karmawhores
>mfw attention seekers
>mfw reddit

>>151777379
Cool

I've been interested in those two since they confirmed them

>>151753589
>Chromie
Let's not forget Chromie its an "it" that decided to look like a femgnome.

>>151770889
Not sure if its good to add, some of the turret latents are bugged and don't work properly.

>>151779796
engine gunk? that one was bugfixed in the auriel patch

>>151779796
Not even surprised. I've tried them occasionally and they're nearly always shit. The slow one is sometimes okay. But again, there's better out there. Funny since if you look at the numbers of the talents, they're shit. Turrets themselves are mediocre (easily the weakest of his skills) And yet the talents are bugged to not work? Amusing.

>>151777908
reddit was a mistake

>3rd match in a row lost because one shitter tilted after he died once in a team fight

>>151763721
>>151770889
>turret talents shit

ok going all into bombs ty


Playing all lazer is great, but it just makes you wonder why you aren't just playing a Mage instead. Gazlowe is fantastic, it's just that he and a few others' kits have been powercreeped into a weird ass spot.

I too appreciate a good laugh once in a while, but telling bronzies that the turrets and their talents are shit is a bit cruel. All it does is unleash a new wave of shitty Gaz players into QM.

Help me play Dehaka. What am I supposed to do?

>>151784554
Collect essence.

>>151784554
Evolve

>>151784554
destroy the nexus

>>151784554
>collect essence
>lick squishies
>press W whenever someone comes near you
>ONLY EVERY USE E IF NOT USING IT WOULD KILL YOU
>SERIOUSLY
>kite everyone and everything
>take the talent that gives you 25 essence from hero takedowns because that heals you for 20% max HP or some crazy high number and that's boss af
>use D whenever you have more than 25 essence and need to stay in a fight

but honestly playing Dehaka is a bit of an esoteric thing that can't be accurately described until you get a feel for it. on a surface level it's just attacking heroes, attacking minions and digging to whatever bush is closest to your next objective/gank but once you play him, you'll notice there's a bit of a method to it that I can't describe very well. you gotta be in the Zone, you know.

>>151763956
Since always? How new are you?

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>tfw you make clutch plays all game but get no recognition whatsoever

all my sick plays will be forgotten...like tears in the rain

>>151785621
For example?

I feel curious

>>151785346
It was rough. It was my first "real" game as him and my ganks did fuck all and since my ganks did fuck all and it was hard to finish the job, I couldn't heal for shit.

Ah well.

>>151785104
>>151784665
>>151784587
Fair enough.

>>151786056
Like winning a game in just over 8 minutes as Arthas, 7 out of 12 kills and 0 deaths

I wish I knew an easy way to make .webms out of the game replay files

>>151786737
Arthas can be a crazy shitter stomper.

>>151786601
did you try ganking alone? because that usually doesn't work. try watching the minimap to see if one of your assassins or specialists is getting into a 1v1, ping them and then dig to them. that can help get kills. also your W lets you walk through people if you didn't know so you should use that.

Is there a viable damage build for Tyrael ?

how does this game even make money. I rarely see people with skins

>>151787828
Whales like me.

>>151786926
Yes, but they seemed low health. Stupid me.

do you guys think hots will ever be more popular or did it reach its peak?

>>151790714
I could see it blowing up again if they do some shit like Cho'Gall again.

>>151783982
Yeah. I feel as if the laser charge speed talent should be baseline. It's pretty sad without it. Let us charge the laser for longer, and have little bars/indicators on the charge bar to show us each level.

>>151784378
>Generic shit-post based upon nothing
or
>Thought-out posts with logic and stats to back them up
Mhm...makes you wonder.

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>>151791765
I don't get where you guys are getting the whole, turrets are shit thing from.

>>151792164
>Lower pick rate talents with good or win highest win %
"I can't see why any build other then turrets can be good. STOP TROLLING ME!"
Also
>Not filtering for master only
ew?
What next, not filtering for only HL?
This general gets dumber by the day.

>>151792528
It was HL. Anyway, Master's only doesn't even have win percentages for Gazlowe. And in general, if a talent with a low pick rate has a high win rate, it is usually because they only pick it during games that they were gonna win anyway, so they are just fucking around.

Even if you accept the premise that the other talents aren't steaming piles of shit, you can't call turret talents bad when they clearly are picked more by the few Masters players who want to throw a HL game.

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>>151792164
>VLC
>Curse
>Not using folders for bookmarks in bookmark bar
>Laptop
>Visual Studio
This dude would get flamed to hell in /g/

>>151792857
>And in general, if a talent with a low pick rate has a high win rate, it is usually because they only pick it during games that they were gonna win anyway, so they are just fucking around.
Can't believe how stupid people are.

These are circumstantial picks. Not every talent is "hurr durr pick ebry game :DD"

>>151792869
not him but post your desktop and your bookmars so i can nitpick your shit

or fuck off, that would be better

>>151793834
>get btfo
>change ip
>n-n-not him, b-b-but, he's fine!
kek

>>151792869
Haha, I was wondering if anyone would point all this shit out. I need to clear out my bookmarks. Almost 70% are accidental.

Visual Studio is worse than the BlueJay I have open? Christ, the fuck IDE do they use?

>>151792951
But Gazlowe is already situational. I dunno. I'm trash at Gaz, so I have no room to judge, but it seems dumb to tell people to avoid using the most popular picks.

It probably would be smart to try to look at a wide spread of games and the maps. I hear he's okay on Sky Temple.

>>151793924
That anon is on about their own personal experience. Are you even reading the comment chain, anon? They posted their own profile, kept talking in first person and always refer to themselves playing.

Granted, it is 4chan. You tend to be aggressive with your opinions. But he has stats to back it up. If it is working for him, then go for it. He has a good mmr and winrate as Gazlowe.

Oh and most popular =/= best. Step it up.

>>151794153
I'll admit, I was half-assing it. If stuff works for you, it works for you. I know if I played Gazlowe every game, my MMR would take from its already pitiful wood league.

Plus, now I'm on this whole, /g/ hates my computer thing, so I am lurking there to see if I can figure out what the fuck to do.

Should I buy BW Monarch?

What other Blizzard games have you guys played? I basically haven't played much of anything, so none of the references mean much to me.

>>151795561
All but OW and the TLV game. OW looks garbo.

ded thred
ded gem

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10 days until ladder season ends.

>>151793834
>get mad over shitty trolling
newfag detected.

>>151785621
People will only remember you for your mistakes

>>151800404
I hope the wolf comes back. I hate that I missed it. Fucking Elemental Thrall is an embarassment now.

>>151801320
>hate that you misses it
Dude you have to get rank 40 to get it. You could literally lose 10 rank games to get it.

>>151801703
20. It was Rank 20.

And I was trash. Undeniably trash.

>always banning because MMR is just too gud
>still don't really know how to draft
what do?

>>151801902
ban the heroes your teammates are hovering over so the enemy team can't pick them before you

>>151801320
>hate that you misses it
Dude you have to get rank 40 to get it. You could literally lose 10 rank games to get it.

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>>151792869
>haha u would get flamed on /g/
>even tho they're all a bunch of wannabe codemonkey circlejerkers

i dont get why you think that's supposed to hurt him

>>151752549
>that feel when the only thing keeping the game alive is the fact that it's made by blizzard

we are never going to grow are we, hotsg?

>>151763721
I went from Bronze 3 to Plat 1. I can say withotu a doubt that ANY hero, no matter what some faggot says in regards to 'tier' can be a carry hero, If somebody knows a hero like the back of his hand, to the point that he doesnt even think about his actions yet walks away from the game with 0-2 deaths... he can carry the team regarless of role

>>151803235
>tfw almost never die more than once or twice a game, regardless of who wins
>still stuck with a 50% win ratio
I love forced 50

What heroes are you indifferent about? The ones you don't like, but don't hate because it wouldn't be worth the effort.

>>151804156
Playing as, with or against?

>>151803648
Here's how I did it.

The next game you play, regardless of what team they're on, invite them to your party immiedately after. Make sure he communicated his pick and desires, and make sure he isnt russian or a spic. play several games with him.

next time you come online, if he isnt on to invite, do the same thing.

I almost never solo qued during this time, and I have a list of four guys I only ever play with. Great, competitve, non-toxi family men that play this in their spare time. Not once have I seen them pass blame on somebody for a loss. Which is rare because the last several weeks I'll go 5 or 6 games before losing.

>>151804156
Kharazim. Illidan. Muradin. Nazeebo.

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when does the season end?
tomorrow?

>>151804238
Playing as.
Kael and Johanna in my case.

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>game is called heroes of the storm
>not all characters are heroes
>there's no storm

>>151806187
little over a week.

>season ending soon
>still sitting on plat 1
>no motivation to even try getting diamond

>>151806820

>>151771412

Should I even bother with team ranked before season is over?

>>151809143
do you want free gold?

>>151809143
You get some gold for doing 10 placement matches

I need to do them. Where to find 4 randoms?

>>151804156
azmo, falstad, butcher, tychus, uther, naz, vikings

i don't think of it as indifference so much as they are participation medal characters. show up and do the thing, yay team. dull, mostly limited so it feels like i just played this game, every game. they have some good tools but that doesn't make them fun to me. hard to hate anything for that.

Guys Nostromia made it to masters from bronze with a 78% winrate.

To all you that complain about your team mates, and other players. You can carry your self from the shitter.
You just gotta carry harder, make better plays, etc.

>>151810216
Did he do it with an account that had been doing 50/50 in bronze for the past 100 games?

>>151810364
She did it from a bronze account that had -200 mmr

>play Zagara
>win 100% of my games
>play Johanna
>win 90% of my games
ez GM

>>151777379
who
and
literally
who

total noob here
what 10 heroes should i get first to not actively screw up my future teams?
i really dont like melee though

>>151813001
Get the heroes you like to play. Try heroes out on free rotation and get similar heroes. Also, I think you can try out most heroes (the first 30 that were released afaik) for free in training or vs AI matches.

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>get grand masters in prelims this season
>lose game due to having 3 tanks
>next game get low golds who literally don't even use abilities during team fights
can't wait to get shitty placements and quit the game for the rest of the season. Why even dangle gms in front of me just to put me near the bottom immediately afterward with literal monkeys?

reposting because I'm still upset and still don't know how this happened

>>151813001
Brightwing
Lili
Gazlowe
Hammer
ETC
Medic
TLV
Murky
Stitches
Abathur

>>151813326
>Noob on Abathur
>Noob on stitches
>Noob on Murky
>Noob on TLV
>Noob on Gazlowe
>Lili ever
>Hammer ever
No to all.

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>>151786737
>watch replays ingame while capturing with OBS
>use XMedia Recode to cut and convert into webm
requires two steps with two free programs

>>151813112
i mostly play ranged assasins or specs but i guess i should widen my rooster since some really screwed up teams can form if nobody is flexible

>>151812771
Samuro was a random blademaster in WC3's orc campaign, Varian was King of Stormwind until a week ago.

>>151816973
Not TOO random, Samuro was also the Blademaster that did the bombing run on Alliance Arcane Towers for Rexxar in Rexxar's side-story.

>>151813001
Tanks
Joanna
Etc
And diablo
( muradin works instead of of diablo. Just diablo gets a lot of kills at lower mmr)


Specialists
Xul
Zagara
Sylvanas
( these guys can literally carry games through objectives. )
Stay away from the other specialists. They are either bad , or are generally hard as fuck for noob players to play correctly.

Supports
Rhegar
Brightwing

Lili does a lot of damage only reason to pick her. Bad at high mmr...well not bad but situational.
Malf or morales. Since people don't know how to play around morales at low mmr she's good.
Kharzim is really good but landing his palm is pretty hard sometimes.

Mage Assasins
Falstad
Li ming
Valla ( not amazing but she works fine. Neither amazing nor bad..)

Meele Assasins
Thrall
Sonya ( both of these characters can solo lane super well)

Stay away from harder hero's to play like illidan, kealthas , greymane. You'll just end up feeding if you are bad.
We'll until you feel more comfortable atleast.

Try two stick two comfort roles. And you'll do a lot better.
Don't try to be a jack of all trades.

I personally stick to these heroes
Sonya
Thrall
Leoric
Bw
Rehgar
Xul
Sylv.

Weirdly enough I always choose leoric as my tank now days. Since I know how to not feed, and he does a lot of damage if you always land your W's. That's just my weird comfort pick.
Don't even know how I have a 60% winrate with him.

>>151818090
Oh I forgot. I also play Anub'arak. Anub'arak is better than muradin at lower mmr. He has gnarly CC. Play him over muradin he's easier to carry games with.
Don't go cacoon though it's a trap. Unless you know how to make it work and when to use it to counter enemy team it's usually always worse than the other ult.

>>151810551
>if you are abnormally good at the game you can carry yourself with a bit of luck

WHO
WOULDA
THOUGHT

>>151810018
>Butcher
>not fun

might be the first /hotsg/ poster I genuinely don't understand

>>151819073
>>151819073
It's not luck.

Just wanted to share this, lots of people complain about mmr hell all the time.

>>151819503
Read my post again. If you're literally that good at the game, no shit you're gonna rise to GM if you don't get repeatedly fucked over by throwers.

To everyone else, this is a team game and if one of the 5 people on that team isn't giving 100%, it falls apart.

>>151820014
Not necessarily, play the siege game then.

I've won many of games literally afking my team and playing the split push game with Xul , zag or naz.

Chances are the enemy team also doesn't have very good team work either.
No one does in hl. Maybe once your gm master and you just so happen to get paired with the other gms you know and play with.

>finish placements
>trash 2
>5 game losing streak

>>151821432
>match 6
>our first pick gets Medivh

>it's a "game is lost because two shitters on your team won't stop arguing and spend 15 minutes in chat, dying while walking face first into towers" episode

>>151820675
I'm not so sure that'll work for plat 4

False Dad however is a guaranteed win every game

>Tyrande single handedly won the game by Starfall-ing enemy core
>can't even thank her because she's got chat muted and whispers blocked

REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO

>>151793907
>change ip
lmao do you really think anyone other than you is this pathetic

like, i cant even

>>151807272
>Sitting on plat
Shame.

>>151771162

It rains in cursed hollow.

>>151816973
Oh shit, Varian and Vol'jin are already dead?

>>151826160
Maybe yes maybe no

_______Yes_________

>>151826218
>Vol'jin is kill
Justice has finally been served.
For the Horde!

>>151826613
>For me last act as da leada of da horde I put Sylvanas in charge.

Vol'jin you are the worst warchief.

>>151826943
>putting the person in charge who screwed up every military campaign she was ever in charge of
Vol'jin what are you doing?

I AM DEHAKA

>>151827130
He says " I hear de spirits whisper a name... and it be yours, Sylvanas..."

So basically, "We just want to forget all about how we were building her up to be a villain and pander to her massive fan base for the brownie points, because God knows this shit doesn't make sense if you've been paying attention."

>>151827360
Eh..I doubt she will last long. She'll probably die or you'll have to kill her during the next expansion like they did with Garrosh.

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>>151827527
>next expansion

>>151827564
Did I miss some important news about Legion being the final expansion?

>>151827604
no I just want WoW to die already

>>151827527
Doubtful, she'll play a big role, but she won't die. They killed two war chiefs back to back and gave it to a strong innapennant gurl who is a big fan favorite. Even I like Sylvanas, but really, they pulled a pandertastic move, and she's here to stay.

As much as I do like her, it doesn't make sense, and Vol'jin deserved better.

>>151827130
So shes retarded in WoW even though you kick ass with her in wc3 frozen throne?

>>151828502
She invaded Gilneas, got her ass licked by a bunch of furries, ignored Garrosh's order forbidding her to use the plague, used plague, still was losing to furries and needed Garrosh to bail her out.
She also managed to get overthrown during WotLK and needed Thrall to restore her back to power.

>>151828798
>licked
Thanks auto-correct.
It should be kicked not licked.

>>151828876
Oh no, it should be licked.

>>151827771
Man, I like her as well. She was pretty based since WC3.
But Warchief Sylavanas just sounds so weird and wrong. I didn't like Vol'jin much either but Sylavans just rubs me the wrong way even more.

>tfw no orcish warchief

>>151824291
>take a joke this seriously
smhw tbqh fampai

>>151829243
>>151828798
This almost makes me want to play WoW again.
almost

adorable general hotstards

Blizzards gamescom stream is tommorow? What are you guys hyped for? If anything?

Is this game dead?

>>151831979
it was only alive for a week

>play and shitpost every day
>game is ded

>left the game for months because work
>came back
>all this talk about ded game
w-why

>>151830762
Bullying Sylavanas and her army is what you do as a 1-10 lvl Worgen.

>>151832235
hots was dead on arrival

>>151832235
Anon plz, we were shitposting about it being dead for a much longer time.
Nothing has changed recently. Except we have a cute angel now.

>>151832428
But that's not Mercy.

D E A D

G
A
M
E

>>151827771
>she's here to stay
>tfw starting to miss pre-cata Warchief Thrall

Well, it was fun while it lasted, sad to see hots going out the starcraft way.

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>>151832508
>tfw Mercy will never be in HotS

>>151832821
>implying they won't show something really cool at gamescon

>>151832508
>>151832873
Shes represented enough in all the overwatch porn anons.

>>151801848
Any teamleague rank, just like in this season, gets the mount. Rank 10, last season, and Master, this season, are who get the 'epic' version.

Why is the 75% of the player base so shit at the game?

>>151834875
It's the typical Blizzard fanbase. Just look at the number of retards standing in fire in wow

>>151833960
>tfw Mercy X Auriel bondage never ever

>>151826218
>Anduin is king now
>casts entomb on Sargeras
>legion defeated

Leakbro! Axolotl! I summon thee! What shall be revealed at Gamescom?!

Stylosa said something about breaking NDA in his gamescom stream announcement. Does it mean he and other guests already know everything? And NONE of them has any balls to leak something here?

>>151836732
Fuck off, Reddit.

>>151836179
Mind control would be funnier

>>151829614
>seriously
how long can one man(?) project

>ranked platinum
>first ban morales
>first pick lili
is this a new strategy I'm not aware of ?

>>151838559
>be bronze
>place in bronze
>wonder why bronzies ban and pick like they're bronze

>>151838830
>bronze
learn to read

why is leoric still 10k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151819145
I play Butcher when he's free, I treat him as a challenge to properly into melee assassin. Feels great when it works out in QM

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When is Varian coming out I want the cock

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>>151843117
>I want the cock
try Sonya

>>151823815
The first guy to hit grandmaster 1 this season was a solo q nazeebo player...

>>151835006

About as large as the group of idiots that think not standing in fire makes you some EBIN raider.

>>151836732
Slow down there reddit fag. Axotl is dead. He ain't gonna leak shit cause faggots like you ruined it

>>151818090

>no uther
>no jaina

fuck off retard

Can Valla be played as an ADC, or is she better as a hybrid caster/auto-attack hero? I haven't payed her in a while so I think I'm gonna be a shitter for a bit.

>>151843117
I'm hyped for his kit, for what we know looks very interesting

And "Taunt" can be meta changing imo

>>151775885
Mephesto and Baal will never in in the game.

Current team has a hate boner for old blizzard north, cause they rightfully badmouthed D3 when it came out.

>>151845505
What is Xul, Diablo and Novazon

>>151845505
>Diablo is his D2 version
>the fucking Necromancer

>>151813001
I pretty much stick with >>151818090 but I have to pint that Sylvanas and Valla can be tricky and hard to use sometimes

Use her when you know a bit more about positioning

Falstad has better survability and scapes, so he's a bit more noobfriendly

>>151845694
As I commented it may sound a bit weird, I'm of course not telling Falstad is a specialist

I said that for Valla's part, the ranged assasin

>>151832323
And as a 12-20 forsaken you put the last nail in the coffin and kill them off anyway leaving the country a plague ridden,desolate wasteland.

>Greymane: Look our new snowflakes are immune to the plague that even the scourge died to.
>Slyvanas: Well it's too bad they still need food to live
>Greymane:...shit.

>>151845392
is that seriously how they teach it to kids these days? ADC instead of ABC?

>>151845397
I'm hyped for him as a character per se. His kit however might now be anything special, basically a Sonya with taunt. As for the taunt, how is that going to be meta changing?

>>151845397
>I'm hyped for boring dude with a sword using generic dude with sword attacks

>>151845590
>>151845637
-Diablo is the titular character
-They included a npc necromancer in 3 before they fell out
-The Amazon archetype was in the series since the begging

New Blizzard is incredibly petty

>>151846358
you know, just admitting you're wrong would've been fine. nobody would've thought you wrong for it.

>>151846198
Tauforces the enemy heroes to attack him (or maybe just one)

Being a tank forcing the enemy to 100% focus you can be sweet, you can actually ignore Johanna, but the guy with taunt not

Maybe I got the concept wrong tho

>>151846561
Well if you're a shitter, of course you can ignore the best tank in the game crowd controlling your entire team. Anything's possible if you're a shitter.

Why are people afraid of winning ?

A lot of time, we destroyed one keep, our creeps are going to their core and there's 2 death in the other side. Yet, people will not try to destroy the core or anything.

Same story with cursed hollow. I just had a game where we could destroy their first fort + keep during a curse. I destroyed the first fort, the towers and gates and put the keep half life ALONE.

Why are people afraid of pushing and winning ?

>>151846754
Of course here all is reduced to being a shitter

>>151844812
Awe I forgot jaina in this post >>151818090
Jaina is good and easy to play.
Mage's aren't my play style.
I do play that Falstad when I can though

I didn't mention uther on purpose. It's just when I ever I play with my low mmr friend and I see people play uther. It's just so bad, maybe I've just had some bad experiences with people always fucking up his ult.
At higher mmrs he's great though and my personal favorite healer.

>>151846892
because they suck

one time I was on CH and we destroyed 3 keeps with first curse

you could say we were memeing pretty hard that day

>>151846961
>Jaina is good and easy to play.
and yet noobs are just feeding the team with her..

>>151846892
I play a match where this happens at least once every day, and i still have no idea

Many times I ask them in chat, politelly of course, but no one ever answers me

I suppose they just don't want to end the game

>>151846508
Well I'm not wrong so fuck off

If Baal or Mephisto get added which they should have long ago then you can call me wrong.

Christsake they actually put Azmodan, the greatest demonic failure, in before the actual prime evils.

>>151846947
What you want is CC that requires no skill to use. Press W at an enemy and have them walk towards you congrats you got a kill YAY GJ. Such fun.

>>151847104
Mephisto is on Axolotl's leak list m8. And why wouldn't they use Diablo's D3 form if they hate D2 so much? It was in the trailer. It's in the most recent game. People know it. OH WAIT they didn't because believe it or not, Blizzard doesn't "hate" D2 and you're a dumbass wearing a tinfoil hat.

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>>151846168
Thanks for nothing, bud. JK you made me chuckle.

>>151847097
Well, I do what's logical so I start to go, ping and write "push, take the keep, core" everything so they understand. They don't come, so if I got a specialist I still go, take down a fort or push the core and win.
tl;dr on what they say then : play with the team, feeder, you're just bad, BOSS IS BETTER, too riskey, safe = win (actually safe != win, since that give the other team an opportunity to come back)

>>151846358
Xul is literally the D2 Necromancer senpai.

>>151847291
>It was in the trailer
That shit scared me so bad when I saw that. Thankfully they wised the fuck up and changed it.

>>151845505
>cause they rightfully badmouthed D3 when it came out.
And they were right. Diablo 3 is shit.

>>151846561
How that different from Dehaka's Q for example, other than in Dehaka's Q you can't even attack?

>>151847825
Because they hate D2 so much, right

>>151847996
You can actually attack while tongue is out. Stop spreading lies.

>>151847974
Was shit, anon, was.

>ranked match
>if I lose I get demoted to trash 3
>Memewater Bay
>we got a good team and it's going well so far, enemy has a Nova
>wipe in first team fight
>check ults
>our Kharazim didnt use his ult
>wipe in second team fight
>check ults
>our Kharazim didnt use his ult
>wipe third team fight
>check ults
>our Kharazim didnt use his ult
>at one point the enemy team has 36 coins
>not only get demoted but lose 250 meme points meaning I'd have to win 2 matches in a row for a chance to rank up again
kill me

>Deranking smurf account
>Match two games in a row with a fellow /vg/ bro on my team
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to q at the same time as you. It just happened. Please forgive me for causing you two losses but I was on a very important mission

>>151843117
Do you really want to give birth to Anduin?

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>>151845590
>>151845637
>>151847661
>xul
>d2
Not really

>D2 necromancer :
>puny, seems death
>no muscles, you can see his bones through his skin
>lives in a jungle following the cult of Rathma
>fight with a dagger or a wand, barely use them to deal damages.

>xul :
>strong and muscled man
>have a dagger and a scythe on each hands
>He now lives in a cemetery
>Q is not a skill from D2 and unrelated to a necromancer
>Z is not a skill from D2 and unrelated to a necromancer
>skeletons doesn't follow you.
>same for the skeletal mages that are static


Okay, that is a moba, you have to adapt the characters, and skills, but that was a complete failure when you compare him to valla, diablo, naziboo or azmodan.

>>151848281
Oh yeah, I forgot they started to remove old accounts, stop adding content and it have less gamers than D2 now.
What will happen when they'll shutdown the servers ? The few D3 players will get cucked ?

>>151848181
>Stop spreading lies.
Dude whatever, my point is that the taunt is no different.

>>151850205
Anon, he even makes a joke about the scythe being new to him.
Xul is the D2 Necro in both abilities and lore wise.

>>151850205
I'm still pissed about the scythe and his Q and W abilities, but his various dialog confirms that it's the D2 player necro.

>>151850321
>Blizzard
>shutting down servers

>>151850205
>literally mentions things from D2
>bantz about not being a Nephalem but still kicking Diablo's ass
>even has a quip about the scythe being new

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not true.

>it's another "the objectively worst player on your team is also the one shouting orders constantly" episode

but hey, at least the other team was dumb enough to let me cap the game deciding altar so it's okay.

>>151850757
>>bantz about not being a Nephalem but still kicking Diablo's ass
Based Xul
Both great kit and personality.

>decide to try aba
>top exp
>top siege
>2nd hero damage
>lose game
>autismos sperg out and say I am the worst player even though I was the only one who managed to pick up a tribute
Why does sometimes I group with people who are pretty good, and sometimes I group up with retards fresh out of call of duty and halo who only care about KDR?

>>151851274
truly the greatest, up there with Naz "my voodoo" eebo

>>151832873
mercy is just morales but cuter

>>151832873
The best you're gonna get is a skin, like Widowmaker.

>>151850205
>Z
azerty shitter detected

get an american keyboard you commie

>>151850410
>>151850757
>even makes a joke about the scythe being new to him.
And what ? So just making the character saying that gives him the ability to use a fucking scythe with one hand, carry two weapons at the same time and have unrelated skills ?
That have to be the most retarded justification.

>mention things from D2 so it is the necro lore wise
And yet he doesn't look like a necromancer.

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>muh Necromancer lore

>>151851361
>decide to try aba
unless youre in masters+, theres your problem

>>151851085
Just had a game like this

He was pretty much just feeding, blaming everyone, and telling me what I should be doing.

They are the worst

>>151852460
>And yet he doesn't look like a necromancer.
He does though. He looks like the necro from the D2 hero select screen only with slight alterations to his look like the scythe, gauntlets and being more buff.

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>mfw they add Varian and you have Gul'dan in team

>>151852793
>D2 hero select screen
Cancel that.
He looks like necro at the start of the game when you're not wearing any armour.

>>151845392
>>151847553
most people play Q build. but on BoE she does good immortal damage with AA build. also rocks against duo-tank comps if you stay alive. but everything she can do does someone else better. is that even an english sentence?

>>151851361
welcome to hots mmr system

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>We heard your feedback - Ranked Season 1 has been extended to the week of September 13.
>http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20243785/
three more weeks of suffering

>>151853427
forgot this:
>We’re still hard at work on improvements for our Ranked Play systems every day, and we’re excited to share details about a few of these upcoming changes with you very soon!

>>151852995
Does Dan kill Varian in Legion?

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>>151850757
He also has banter about Uther sounding familiar.

>>151853573
loss of points because of promo matches will be resolved, somehow

also they MIGHT reduce the number of promo / demo games as well

>>151853648
>Uther, Necro, and Lich King get their original voices
>Anub'arak doesn't
>Kel'thuzad is still up in the air

>>151853580
Yes. It's actually a great scene. Far better than the Horde scene where Vol'jin is killed by shitty mook demons.

>>151853853
Kel is never going to be in the game senpai.

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>>151852793
>>151853091
>he looks like D2 necro

>Raynor doesn't look like in Starcraft 1
What the fuck bros?

>>151854189
>creepy old fucker
>pale
>piss colored hair
>open vest with highlighted trims

it checks out

>Sgt Hammer doesn't look like General Duke
??? ???

>>151854286
Blizzard obviously hates SC1 and wants people to forget it exists...

>>151854189
>moba that mashes together a bunch of franchises
>N-n-nani?! THE LORE ISN'T CORRECT
God you're pathetic.

>Nazeebo carries stuff that isn't from Diablo 3 on his belt

UMMM... BLIZZARD....??????

>>151844718

I fucking hope so. I don't want some asshole spoiling half a year of releases again.

When I see something like Gul'dan at the end of Medivh's trailer I want to be hyped. Not be 'Yeah, we knew he was coming'.

>>151854189
ARTHAS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS CAPE FROM WARCRAFT 3 WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

>>151855136
reddit get out

>>151853171
Okay thanks, I'll just play around. I think you meant But everything she can do, someone else can do better.

>I'm here to help
>actually helps
Apologize.

>>151854189
great bait

>>151854832
It still hurts... ;_;

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>>151853427
>>We heard your feedback

>>151856160
Just pretend it's Duke in drag you faggot.

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>>151853903
>watch cinematic
>it's actually pretty good even though I never liked Varian
>he goes down like a champ

>>151857868
>THEY'RE COMING FROM BEHIND COVER DA FLANK
>gets stabbed from the front
I laughed a lot during the horde one

>>151853427
>we heard your feedback
>SO WE MADE THE SEASON LONGER BECAUSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR FEEDBACK GIVE US MORE MONEY YOU SPINELESS SHITTERS :DDD

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>>151856460
HRT can work wonders...

>>151832873
We literally coulda had Mercy with Auriel's kit. Instead we get a nigger.

>>151858886
Auriel isn't a nigger.

>>151858886
boycott the game to make blizzard remove her

>>151858328
The entire passing the torch on to Sylvanas scene was also kind silly.
Baine kinda looked really stupefied by what was happening. I guess he was representing the audience.

>>151858886
>nigger
>Auriel
are you actually blind?

>>151859107
Seriously. There is no one who would be worse for the Horde as its leader than Sylvanas.
Well, aside from people named Jaina.

>>151859113
>Completely black face
>Tyrone's nigger sister

>>151858408

What the fuck are you talking about, everyone complained that the seasons were too short.

I mean, I don't get seasons myself(S2 you'll be exactly where you were in S1), but they absolutely listened to peoples feedback on it.

>>151859342
>Tauren
>founding members of the new Horde
>our Chieftain Cairne helped Thrall a lot and they're best friends
>Thrall retires
>get bypassed in favour of Garrosh
>Cairne dies in a duel
>Garrosh overthrown later
>get bypassed again in favour of Vol'jin
>okay he organized the rebellion and is a good guy
>Vol'jin dying
>Tauren Warchief for sure now
>he names Sylvanas his heir out of all people
Tauren have a hard life.

>>151858886
>>151859113
nice meme

>>151860424
Atleast they have ETC for memes.

>>151860424
At least the Tauren have been honorable members of the Horde. Sylvanas joined for convenience and has been expanding and crafting her own plague to kill the living. The cunt wants to be the new Lich Queen.
But she gets rewarded because she's one of the writer's waifu.

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is pic related out tomorrow?

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>>151864075
Let's hope so.

>>151864075
What's happening tomorrow?

>>151864565

Tuesday is when blizz does server updates and shit. Unless it's different for this game.

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>>151861978
Can't blame him.
She was already a qt in WC3.

>>151831480
hots on console :^)

>>151831480
Professional overwatch porn to compete with all the amateurs.

>>151858328
>Varian gets a heroic ending to his tale
>Vol'jin dies in a chair
>Thrall doesn't even say anything during the cinematic
>tfw Thrall will forever be a meme now and won't get a decent final

>>151864749
Yeah, nah. The skin's probably getting released with big human cock.

>>151868337
>Thrall gets his ass kicked off screen.

Metzen must have been on vacation that week.

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Auriel Cho'Gall is the best combo

>you can interrupt xuls skeleton mage ulti cast
>it goes on 10 second cd if you do
Holy shit this is annoying considering the window is like 0.1 second

>>151869608
Metzen doesn't work on WoW anymore. He was moved over to Overwatch full-time after they were done with WoD.

>>151855136
You people are horrible.

>>151860424
>Cairne dies unfairly in a duel****

Didn't Garrosh use a poisoned knife/blade or some bullshit? I just remember Garrosh being a pussy cunt at some point in the fight and being cheap.

>>151872423
Yeah he had a poisoned weapon, although I think he was oblivious to the poison.