Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg

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>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

0-5 Faye loves me
6-9 Faye will never love me and I will kms

First for memeslug.

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Where the FUCK is Superman????

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>>151308462
yess!!!!

>>151308634
why is he doing a nazi salute

\>>151308771
becaose its for harnessting the power of the hitler so he is granted invistibl wings with witch he can fly with

murvelcuk fanboiii

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>>151309092
RUDE

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Your soul shall be mine!

johana is so fucking good in soloqueue

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AURIEL

>>151314762
Is another 40% Winrate hero.
All the reddit cucks going on about how "medivh is just situional, hell get great in competitive" and he's literally never played and will never be buffed

>>151266163
>>151269576

her kit is good and with the buffs she became quite tanky and deals a lot of damage. her tankyness and damage got nerfed again but she is still quite good and punishes bad positioning.

>>151267148
>>151289064
FUN and CUTE and PURE!
she has a active playstyle kit that is fun to use, has a high skillcap(for supports) and has a lot of potential for meme comps.

I actually think Auriel is good

I've played some matches with her in my team, as illidumb, and the heals are reliable, the stun handy, and the ults are good

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>have very few heroes, but like the ones I have
>tempted to get the 20k gold pig mount anyway
dissuade me

>>151317836
Most of the heroes are very fun to play, just try to get the ones on free rotation to 5. It gives you a decent amount of time to figure out if you like them or not.

>>151317836
it looks like shit, save for a master skin or something

real tryhards use the vulture

>>151316409
>tfw I had a good fucking match today with a Medivh-ETC duo stack and a Zagara

do not shit talk my good boy. he casts polybomb into mosh pit and gets the kills.

What good heroes are you not good with? What poor heroes are you good with?

For me (respectively it's,
Tychus
then
Gazlowe, Jaina, Nova and Stitches

>>151320178
Kael, Uther, Rehgar.

I like to think I'm good with Jaina and Butcher.

Never touching TLV and Aba again, for the good of my own teammates.

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>>151318319
You mean the smurf mobile?

>>151320531
The red tint variation looks really good, is my favourite mount

>>151320531
fucking kek @ image

Also,
>not using the legendary hs card
lamo

>>151316409
think they are doing it on purpose at this point with the shit character balance. nothing since chromie should have passed anyone over silver the way it was released.

>>151320178
KT, Rehgar, Sylvanas. but I'm objectively a god with Leoric, Sonya and Anub'arak.

>>151316409
I don't care if she has 30% win rate, I love her and I'm going to marry her

>>151320178
Oh, I missed one, but it's a grey area. I have a dog shit winrate with Chromie (~33%) I like her and all, but she's very niche and effortlessly fucked (mhm~) with.

>>151323402
No, I'M going to marry her!

>>151323794
>>151323402
She can't give you gobbies, m8s,

Shit waifu tbqh

>>151324532
Faye can...

>>151324532
>implying

>people still think Medivh is sub-par
literally lamoing at all of them. he's such a strong as fuck hero. also laughing at people who think he's incredibly difficult to play.

>play Gul'dan
>suck dick
>play Sonya
>rub my 2 brain cells together
>play Gul'dan like a mid range Sonya
>win

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come at me plebs

>>151325102
>hurr durr I get carried into GM by one of the most broken heroes in the game

nobody cares about your video game points in a dead game, loser.

>>151325017
>Gul'dan
>mid range sonya
....what? You can stun and spin from range?

>>151325395
no, you stamp out your Q on cooldown in the general direction of something red just like Sonya's W.

>>151320178
>Heroes I do best with are odd and awkward compared to the rest of the roster"
>Heroes I struggle the most with are very straightforward and simple

I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>151325315
I dare you to be more salty

>>151326292
listen dude I don't give a fuck. did you just finish a 30 minute game on Gardens that was full of amazing plays and clutch saves because both teams were not shit? did you just get 100K in both damage categories as Gul'dan? did you have a laugh with your friends over voice chat because you were all having a good time?

no, you didn't.

you came here to post a screenshot of your Ranked screen to get your proverbial dick sucked by anonymous strangers on a Chinese embroidery imageboard, possibly after lurking for more than an hour shitposting because your duo queue butt buddy is busy getting his chicken tendies. I had fun today because I don't give a shit about Ranked. and when this game is finally dead, that will have meant something. your dumbass rank won't.

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Master, I am Yours to command! Fill our hearts with Hope!

>>151327082
I both hate and like the fact that they added Ranked rewards. I'd never bother with Ranked otherwise, but I do love my Elemental Wolves.

>>151325679
what else would you be doing with the 1.5 second cooldown nuke? NOT casting it?

>>151327348
is she a nigger like tyreal?

>>151327956
I dunno, I see enough guldans who use it maybe once per minute.

>>151327082
>both teams were not shit
is this code for "it was in silver, not bronze"

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>>151327348
Anymore of these?
I remember there was a magazine cover that had blue on it. Probably water. Had Li Li and maybe Tychus. Maybe a rollarcoaster. Shit I forgot.

>>151328286
it was Unranked. maybe learn to read.

>>151328397
>"onto" instead of unto

0/10

>>151328397
People also stopped with the bees
I liked the bees and I need Auriel bee

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>>151328397

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>>151329063
Even though I sounded like absolute bullshit I was still spot on.
Wew laddie am I ever salivating over the golden age of shitposting here.

>>151329276
Where is anime girl Kerrigan and anime girl chen?

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>>151330258
I'll let you have them whenever HotS gets a troll hero.

>>151331253
>>151329276
CUTE

>>151329276
Who is the one closest on the foreground on the left?

Is it supposed to be Li Ming, cuz those aren't the right colors.

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>>151332789
It's Uther, silly. She's gotta represent the authority of pillow fight standards and the diplomacy that follows the war-crime usage of teddy bears.

>>151329276
These animu adaption images wouldn't be so shit if they actually made an effort. So little of the character remains. They use the absolute barebones in material and colour. Looks overall lackluster.

>>151328823
Seconding this, post bees.

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>>151334734
Made a Nova bee for you guys.

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>>151334492
It's lackluster to you because in your heart you know that every 9 out of 10 animoo weeb shit style you see is simply just rehashed dribble based on a terrible body model foundation.
>>151334953
I'm spooked.

>>151335124
>Tychus
>Cigar
Hahaha why.

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>>151335675
https://youtu.be/ec3ZSuT5dzU?t=36
>this quote no longer even makes sense because blizzard decided to go the riot route of removing a character's cigar
fucking why
is it so that they can remove that one disclaimer in front of a game that says "Contains usage of tobacco and alcohol"?

Wait, people play this shit? Why?

>>151336935
it's fun

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>>151336935
Cuz sometimes I need to get my fill of cutie panda Li Li so that I can rub up against cutie barbarian "lady" and fill her esophagus with alcoholic beverages.
That's quite literally the only appeal to shit piece of shit action brawler besides how predictable it is.

>>151336935
It's more fun than any MOBA I've played, and filled with a bunch of characters I already know and love.

Baal, D2 Druid and Sunwalker Drezco when?

>25 to 7 kills lategame
>they had 1 specialist and we didn't
>lost

x)

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>>151337925

>>151337925
Depending on Specialist, you could have had a team fight advantage. Depending on your team, you could have had good waveclear and had someone to act as the "Specialist" of sorts on your team. You may have potentially been able to jump them, or their Specialist, then forced an un-even fight.

>>151337925
>25 to 7
>Fuck around instead of dick slamming the enemy core
Completely deserved

What is an acceptable amount of Globe of Annihilation bonus at the end of a game? I can't seem to get anything close to a good amount and that's in fucking AI games.

>>151341372
thats because you 100% need a stack slave and group knowledge of stacking to help you do it properly

>>151341685
Okay. That makes sense. I was wondering how to get the ball rolling.

It didn't help that I forgot that Globe inherently gets stronger from further away and it wasn't a talent thing.

But it definitely feels too slow without some help.

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AYEEEEEEEH

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ggs to the anons who pulled off an amazing Auriel+Cho'gall combo game

>>151342353
I think that was an old version of the trait Sieging Wrath, not inherently?

>>151328397
Ben Brode's laugh is so loud that he's credited in every blizzard game

Arthas is fun as fuck! Why didn't anyone tell me?

His trait looks ridiculously boring, but it is actually pretty fun with the quest.

>>151345280
His trait is, like a few others, just a fourth ability.

STRIKER LI MING ON SALE NEXT WEEK WEW LADS

>>151346210
I only played two games with him and they were both QM, but christ, when you are ahead with him, you are fucking AHEAD. I survived engagements I should've have and kept freezing EVERYONE.

We wrecked. I don't think people at my MMR know what his abilities do.

Auriel is cute

>>151347664
The dmg+ on your E and the burst from a talented Frostmourne really catches lower ranks off guard. Arthas carried me from Rank 37 to 13 in 3 days (with bonus points) with double bruiser comps just before the new ranking system. My favorite hero desu

>>151349709
What? It changes desu to desu?

>>151349859
it also changes senpai to senpai

>>151349859
4chan.

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>>151347638

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>>151350510
Fug me, wrong file.

What is the point of Medivh?

Why doesn't Blizzard ever hotfix anything? Every damn patch something else just breaks and makes a hero completely useless. Instead of making this a priority and getting it fixed they take WEEKS to fix the problem.

>>151351985
They hotfix game breaking stuff. One hero having a few issues, not so much.

>>151351885
Caw caw.

>>151352103
That's literally unacceptable. If a hero has major problems related to bugs then they can't just brush it off for 6 weeks and wait for the next patch. Balance sure, but not bug related stuff. Also they always manage to break something like bodyblocking and of course they never fix it for months.

>>151351885
To completely break competitive hots when the Koreans finally get around to mastering him

>>151352393
Did they break bodyblocking? I know you could push mercs last patch which they fixed for this one. I haven't really played since the patch came out

>>151354990
They broke it so that enemy heroes were able to push you around so if you tried to bodyblock they could just push you away. Leoric would try to entomb someone only to have them walk out and push leoric out of the way.

They fixed that part after a few weeks of wavering and giving stupid responses, but theres still issues with allies moving you so channeled abilities can be ruined by your own allies bumping into you and now Misha and Aba's monstrosity get stuck on creeps.

>hots
What a meme game lmfao, why do you still keep playing it

>>151355952
meme's, are good

>>151355952
Thanks for the bump, this thread needs it. Please come back again later

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What constitutes a meme hero to you people?

Who isn't a meme hero in this game?

>>151356175
Medivh isn't a meme hero. He is firmly established in lore and is a majorly important character in the Warcraft universe. He has a rich history and ties into the story.

Chromie is a meme hero, she makes cameo appearances and plays no significant role in anything other then maybe being funny to people who enjoy meme shit. She appeals to those who have no respect for lore or history and is only in the game so they can say they have a gnome and a dragon.

>>151357075
well said except you've forgotten the key point that all warcraft lore is a meme

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>>151357075
>caring about story in a moba
i think YOU are the meme here, anon

>>151357571
It's not about the story in a moba, it's about the story of the games these characters are yanked out of. Why would I want to see some irrelevant shit character like Chromie instead of someone who has actually done important things in lore? If I wanted no name shit then I could just play Dota 2 since its a better game than this anyways.

>>151357816
i play hots over dota because it's casual as fuck compared to dota where you have to actually think and work with team for 40+ minutes

again though
>caring about the character backstories
>in a moba
chromie is some no-name shit in warcraft but she's still a billion times better than "idk he's a random guy with a rifle but he totally has an interesting story if you just quit hots and go play starcraft"

>>151358268
hots is made for people who enjoy blizzards other games, otherwise they'd make a new universe. if you don't know any characters then thats on you. doesn't change the fact chromie is meme shit and you are pretty much an example of the type of person who needs to get lost. you'd enjoy any character since you don't know shit anyways so why not put actual important characters into the game? you bring up a character with a rifle, but even people who don't know him have a lot more fun playing as him than as some garbage like chromie.

>>151358686
the hero mechanics can be fun but it's still true that "some guy with a rifle" is a shit character design

the things that actually get displayed to the player during gameplay should be interesting, not "oh he looks boring but if you read the lore...."

>>151355952
I don't play it.
Just select a waifu and fap while at spawn

>hover vikings
>get banned
Everytime

>>151361476
just pick Hammer instead if you need a different meme

>>151333282
>Tychus about to get rekt by Diablo and Illidan
>Thrall and Kerrigan are busy killing minions
Classic

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Onyxia when?

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>>151362935
Accidental accurate depictions are neato.

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>>151363152
Never ever.

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With Auriel's, Morales is now useless in comparison to Li Li's sustain.

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>>151363515
But why?

>>151363613
>qt3.14 fit angel with good manners makes obese Mexicans useless
Datz racists and ableist lmao
Riot at Blizzard when?

>>151328116
She's an angel so no. Tyrael only became black after turning human.

Speaking of cute waifus, is it possible that SC has none left any more unlike WC, Diablo and Overwatch?
Warcraft still has a large pool of qts to add.
Diablo also has a lot of female characters left.
Overwatch as well.
But the only one I can think of for SC are that Protoss lady and that other Zerg female. Is SC doomed now?

>>151363515
>tfw no Onyxia or Nefarian ever
>tfw the only black dragon we might ever get will be Deathwing
>tfw he'll be pretty disappointing since it's going to be human form Deathwing because dragon form is way too big for HotS maps

who d2g here

>>151366447
Diablo 2 General?

is dehaka any good atm?

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WHEN

>>151364971
Is the whole idea of him being black once he turned human due to the paladin from D2 being black just fan canon or is it on the lore?

>>151328559
>not even ranked
Top kek

>>151367407
Maybe next year.

>>151367407
That's not Baal.

>>151357816
because people have a connection with things like chromie from playing rather than jerking off to "lore"

>>151358686
>hots is made for people who enjoy blizzards other games
it's really not. nobody but some dumb shiteaters that got d3 for free with their wow sub would give a fuck about something like auriel. WOW AN ANGEL EPIC RIGHT KIDS? it's corporate hamburger.

just imagine you had a little mod team to make your own AoS game. when do you get to shit like mehsleeperOP! or auriel? probably no where near as soon. you'd probably hit triple digits just covering on WC units+classes+races/diablo classes+bosses/SC heros+units. you know, things fans generally care about, not some scrub drug out for the sake of a heartstone expansion.

>>151367407
probably by the end of the year since this team can hardly do anything besides lore characters where they get to make up every move to fit whatever the fuck they feel like adding in the game while ignoring fans as much as possible

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BumbleIllidumb

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>>151371372
>tfw no chrobee
>tfw no Beedivh
>tfw no Bee'Dan
>tfw no Beeriel

>>151367407
what would his moveset even be. at least Auriel has SOME kind of understandable gimmick. Imperius would just be Artanis 2.0.

>>151358932
>the things that actually get displayed to the player during gameplay should be interesting, not "oh he looks boring but if you read the lore...."

This. That's why we got Dehaka and Lunara instead of muh Varian, because diggy diggy dinosaur who regrows half his body and hoppy hoppy deer woman with poison are easily recognizable concepts, aka the thing that makes mascots stand out in a mascot fighter. There's a reason nobody but nintendo execs likes the 7-8 Fire Emblem characters in Smash because they all look 1) boring, 2) the same and 3) are just human dudes with swords taking up a slot that could be filled by a unique and recognizable character (i.e. something along the lines of Pac-Man or Sonic) - and that's the same reason why we're not getting Varian any time soon.

did they fail to add an easter egg to the title screen again
isn't this the same fucking screen they used with the duck hunt easter egg

>>151371813
>that gif

lmao I know the guy

>>151372732
>why we're not getting Varian any time soon.
Isn't he coming next month?

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>they had to add this note because players didn't know how the friend boost works

>>151373241
It's an old pasta.

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>>151372732
Would an Orc riding a purple dragon be cool enough for normies to like?

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Bought Overwatch and got a Jaina code, anyone intrested?

Dead meme game, just switch to Dota already

>>151373295
>Note: You must be friends with the friend you want to be friends with.

>>151374657
But we're friends in real life bro why don't we get bonus experience?

>>151363425
>Dat nova arse in front
annnnnnd saved.

>play the bird man
>shit on a chromie in qm
>"fuckin troll scum" after game
>This player is ignoring you.

and he was a GM as well

>>151375651
>bird man
Medivh or Falstad?

>>151376398
muh divh

Pretty much counterplay'd everything he did with W and he got really upset

>>151375651
>pick total shit hero
>complains
Every time.

Is jaaina good purchase as a first hero?

>>151377681
see >>151373871

>>151377681
She's very cute and fun.
But you should play her first on rotation before buying her.

>>151325102
how many /vg/ memers are GM anyway

>>151377681
>I'm here to feed!

>>151373871
I am
t.new player >>151377681

>>151378140
Enough to put together a team and even have a few subs.
Too bad half of them are total cunts.

>>151378956
important to note; are most of them on NA or EU?

also doesn't it take a lot of team synergy and chemistry to do pro-league shit
i don't think individual skill counts for all too much, especially not in a team-focused MOBA like hots

>>151379063
probably NA the thread seems to post more when it gets to the american hours.

>>151378140
Master pleb race here FeelsBadMan

http://www.tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list

is this good to follow for new player?

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>>151381071
>http://www.tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list
>gazlowe
>b tier

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>>151381071
>His Cocoon is still amazing but it's his ability to counter mages' that make him so good.

Anub with cocoon is absolute trash and he folds in every team fight. It should only be picked if you're a practiced 5 man party or if they have a cho'gall.

Shit list full of shit info.

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sigh I miss Haunted Mines

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>forced 50 isn't real

>>151384041
Sure is nazeebo's fault and not Auriel's with 6 deaths or Uther's with 5

>>151367546
who the fuck cares if he is black or not

>>151384861
he couldn't die because he never team fought

>>151367407
he has homer simpson voice with the mexican dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AYwhOERa_k
as always mexican have thee best dubs

>>151385379
Why does spanish always sound like a big joke?

>>151388018
Because that's what non-English "languages" do

So! What are the next heroes ?
I guess it will be one from starcraft ?

>>151388018
spanish sounds like french with a party hat

>>151388396
Mengsk I believe hes been planned forever.
>>151388197
Idk French sounds stupid, but some languages like Russian and German sound fierce and cool at times.

>>151388859
They sound like monkeys screaming with their mouth full of rocks. Barely even human.

>>151388396
According to leakbro, may he rip in peace, it's Varian and Samuro.

>>151388018
Mexican spanish is like that, and even more those guys who aare awful at voice acting.

Characters from Diablo that should come in Sanctuary before anything else :

>Paladin as support with prayer (aura that heal nearby allies, holy bolt (skill that heal allies and deal damage to undead, somehow lile uther), defiance (aura that reduce damages taken). hero ability would be conversion, each time you hit a creep, have a chance to convert him. Eventually make the player choose an aura that will be permanent (prayer, defiance, meditation, fanaticism..)

>sorceress as ranged assassin : ult : meteor or blizzard (eventually hydra). Skills : lightning, fireball. For the last skill and her trait, a lot of things would be good. energy shield, warmth (mana regen), thunder storm (periodically hit a nearby enemy), frozen armor..

>Druid tank or specialist : trait would be werebear. Ulti : Hurricane and twister(3 tornados that stun). About skills, a lot of things are possible.

>Assassin. ult : cloak of shadows (blind nearby enemies) and dragon flight (teleport and kick the target). Skills : lightning sentry, tiger strike, burst of speed. trait : venom.

>Baal. ult as specialist : mana rift (burn the mana of enemies that are in the area), Hoarfrost (damages and slow the enemies that were hit). trait : Festering Appendage (spawn stuff near heroes that hit them). Skills : blood mana (hero take damages when using mana), decrepify (slow an enemy).

I would really like to see mephisto and andariel but I can't see what could be their skills..

>>151381071
Just go to tempostorm not 100% accurate but atleast they aren't stupid like these guys. Lol

>>151393314
But muh Blood Raven...

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>>151393314
>yet another fucking blind

ENOUGH

>>151394729
I think you need a timeout

>>151394729
dude nice

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>>151393314
I really want the Druid to be able to essentially choose his role through his trait at the beginning of a match; like the Monk but more drastic.

For example his traits would be Werewolf(Assassin), Werebear(Warrior), and something involving his Elemental and Summoning(Specialist) abilities, with each role bringing a different skill set.

>>151388018
>NO PUEDEN JUZGARME, PUES YO SOY LA JUSTICIA
man, they still make that quote sound a bit cool in spanish

Jimmy feels like shit nowdays. Every new hero that get released shits on him

bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkKesCYQXU

>>151397189
>unironically advertising your channel on /vg/

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>>151397189
>tfw one of the posts was by me

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>>151398479

excellent work buddy one day i hope to make it in a vid

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Friendly bump from best dragon girl! ^.^
WHEN?

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>>151372323
>Imperius skin for Artanis

>>151400178
I want Onyxia to deep breath me.

>>151400178
>daughter of cuck dragon
>not based ysera or alexstrasza the cuckee queen

>>151372732
Varian was already leaked. You are a massive retard.

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>>151401000
>Alexstrasza
>literally orcish cock dock

>>151400858
>vanilla WoW
>be low level human
>go to Stormwind
>see baby king and advisors
>nice warrior man and beautiful noble lady
>suddenly some hobo in ragged armor walks in
>yells at nice lady and turns her into a dragon
>summons a bunch of dragonkin that attack everybody
>nice lady has to run away
>later her dragon head is hanging over the city
Why hobo turn nice lady into dragon?
Why nobod help her?

>>151401000
At least Onyxia tried to do something good for the world by trying to kill Varian and Anduin.
All Ysera and Alex ever did was to stand around at Thrall's wedding.

have we reached a hotsg historic dead game status? i think we have

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>>151405134
People have just lost hope.
We must restore hope to /Hotsg/.
So post CUTE!

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>>151405134
Not gonna be that guy but I want to assume that a bunch of the regulars are off watching the International. Say what you want about DotA but these games have been so unbelievably hype.
Maybe it's time to put Nova out of her misery. Jerrytool, we're moving out.

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>>151405683
It's more lewd than cute but does it still count?

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>>151406005
Nova is always cute. Of course it counts.

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>>151406182
Would you >into a deranged serial killer who has no drive and ambition?

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>>151406340
Probably, but only if she promises not to kill me or steal my wallet.

>>151393314
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8YyRBsI0ALc

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Actually, how is Gul'Dan these days?
Did they tinker with him since last patch?

>>151407234
cute AND fun

>>151407234
he's still so okay it's average. does a lot of damage but it's not OMG 100-0% BURST LMAO so nobody likes him. get him if you liked playing Nazeebo and carrying the entire match without being thanked ever.

>>151407470
I already have him and enjoy playing him.
Currently away so I was wondering if he changed with the Auriel patch in any way.

>>151408071
>can post on 4chins
>can't check patch notes
nah

>>151408215
*teleports away through demonic circle
Shh..your soul shall be mine, kid.

>enemy team gets stitches and tyrael to tank and initiate
>we get an Illidan who doesn't speak english
>5 fucking minute game
Literally every single imbalanced matchup has been to my disadvantage. When do I get a free ride?

>>151408617
>*ignites you with Fel Flame*
>*Horrifies You into his own towers and into Corruption*
>*teleports away through Demonic Circle*
>*watches you die from Corruption's DoT across half the map*

ssshhh... the ritual begins... kid

>>151408781
Eventually the Illidan will be on the other team and you will get your free wins.

>>151408906
>Eventually™
ok

>>151408896
I can't wait until Samuro gets added and we get literal "turns invisible and cuts you in half with his katana" and "sshhh...my blade seeks vengeance ...kid".

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That was a long and painful match.

>>151408896
>*freezes you with ring of frost
>*shoots you with a frostbolt
>*blasts you with cone of cold as you try to escape
>*crushes you under a blizzard
Ssshhhh....I'm here to help...kid.

>>151409875
>*slams his fat face into you*
>*brands you*
>*hits you with meat cleaver*

GGRRRRR.... fresh meat... MMGGRRGRGRRRRRRR!!

>>151410107
>*hits you with flash of light
>*heals you with holy light
>*cleanses you
>*drops divine shield on you
>*stuns hostile assassin with hammer of justice
Ssshh...the Light abandons no one...kid.

>>151407234
I bought him recently and I'm really enjoying myself. Its everything I like about playing Medeive with a 3rd skill and way more satisfying ultimates. Even though people say his infernal is terrible I've been getting a lot of use out of it. If the game lasts long enough for the level 20 upgrade it's like Thrall's earthquake plus 900-1800 damage to everyone inside it, you'll teamwipe them every time.
I just think he needs some better talents because a lot of them are really dumb. Like if you get cheaper Qs to cast corruption more often you lose out on guarenteed 3 stacks and impact damage, the same build seems to synergize with 30% ability power but that only works for your Q while the lifetap talent gives you bonus damage on everything. And as much as I hate the newer heroes/reworks where you have one tier to boost each spell and that's it, I'm equally unhappy that his talents are like Greyman's flask and your lifedrain/fel fire only get noticably better if you take every talent at every tier.
But aside from that I don't think they can really buff him or anything. He puts out stupid amounts of damage, although very slowly, and gives your team a huge exp advantage like a specialist.

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>>151396267
only when hes gulliable

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>>151412129
I don't think it's worth waiting for 20 for his ult upgrade. Literally reign is worthless 90%of the time. It's a channel yiu have to stand still for. It's like a worse hyperion.

Or I can take the aeo fear that can give me instant value in team fights.

But that siege damage thoigh

>>151414529
I know in my mind that the fear is too good to pass up. The longest and strongest CC in the whole game and there's literally no warning except for this guy moving into range of all his other spells.
But sitting there and channeling rain of destruction just feels really great. You have to commit to it and you're just sitting there like a dumbass hoping you'll hit someone. But the range is just so huge that you can cast it at the tail end of a teamfight and catch every single person running away, reacalling, mounting it ruins everyones day and its great. And you just don't notice how often it hits until level 20 and you can see people getting slowed by 90% for almost the whole duration.

If the other team is full of guys with hard engage I'll take fear, but every other game is rain of destruction.

>>151416084
>cast it at the tail end of a teamfight and catch every single person running away
So win the fight first without ulti and then catch any stragglers with your ulti, instead of having a aoe CC mid fight and not only win the fight easier but also probably kill the people who would have ended up being stragglers

It's shit

>>151417457
Course it is, I just like it more. But how are you going to make it better without nerfing fear?

>>151418272
Lower damage per hit and make it instant cast and nerf fear

>>151316409

I mean for what its worth Hide said that Medivh has a lot of potential and that that the pros are still trying to figure out how exactly to use him. He thinks the Medivh could become a pretty common pick in the future.

>>151410681
>*bestows hope on assassin*
>*blinds you with sacred sweep*
>*stuns you with detainment strike*
>*revives a fallen teammate*
pssst... the light of the crystal arch shines on, kid.

>tfw Tychus carried me from Gold 3 to Plat 1 and im close to getting into diamond

Why'd you lie to me hotsg and tell me he is bad?

>team fucks up the first 5 minutes
>act surprised when I lose interest and start feeding

>tfw been plat 1 all season
>no drive to get to diamond
>haven't touched HL in over a month
The end of season rewards are so pathetic I don't feel the extra stress of playing ranked isn't worth it

>>151420069
.....no one here says he's bad. You're either retarded or thinking of a different anime talking shit-post board (retarded)

>>151420176
Bitches don't know about my comeback mechanics

>>151420176
>stay silver mate

>>151420176
intentional feeding should be sanctioned by law
people like you should be incarcerated

>>151420176
The game is not decided in 5 minutes you fucking retard.

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>>151420176
>Comes to get a circlejerk gets a circle of people calling him a dumbfuck

>>151419369
>*slows you down with a totem*
>*lusts for blood*
>*covers self in lightning*
>*turns into a ghost wolf and chews through your body*

pssst... tell me that wasnt your best, kid

>>151424238
a team that can't execute basic tactics can never win, no matter how hard they "try".

>>151425954
>execute basic tactics
look at this retard trying to sound smart

>>151426887
look shitter English isn't my first language, what would call "everyone stays in the lanes when the first altars appear and then tries to go in every altar at once" and "Dehaka goes into 5 enemy heroes alone and goes into stasis instantly"

>it's another zera vs zera game

So I got placed into Plat 2, is that enough for the rewards?

>>151427813
Depends on what you want, google to find out

>team full retard
>thinking they can leave a chromie to solo lane against xul
>can't group up to team fight, always dying in groups of two or three
>tell them to just give up
>"OMG REPORTED"
>hots community
No wonder nobody wants to play this when they get blamed for everything if they dare to say anything in chat

>>151355952
Because I got perma banned from league

>Li-Ming still broken

do they just not care anymore?

Did the weekend start early? My teams are full of retards

>>151431742
good players are more likely to quit than the shitters, and this game has already peaked population wise and is just going to keep going down

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>Play quick game
>blizzard give us retarded comps
>play draft
>have pick related
Am I cursed ?

>>151431261
>Kael'thas still pick or ban
>They nerf him even slightly
>Retarded ass Reddit gets all up in arms
>WOW BLIZZARD CAN WE JUST STOP TOUCHING KT AND JUST TWEAK EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HIM WOW WHAT THE FUCK
>Believing they'd really want to poke the hornets nest that is Li-Ming balance changes.

>Team up with rando
>Check profile
>Nearly twice as many games as me
>"Ah, they should be pretty goo-"
>Complete morons

How?

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>>151433460
maybe they've had a hard life

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Stuck in Silver League forever.

>>151433460
Are 95% of the games vs AI?

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>>151433695
>never played ranked
>decide to try HL
>play the required first 10 games
>won 7
>directly placed on diamond

lel, I'm not playing this ranked shit until the season is over and I get my rewards

>>151434052
Man I got 5/10 and it put me in silver 2 I kept having games go win,loss,win,loss,win,loss

>>151434972
Literally my life. Had a team just feed a fight at lv20 in BHB and then the enemy just cored it. Jaina was retarded all game.

>>151432564
I can kind of understand the call to balance other dudes. Even though KT is a huge fag that ruins everyone elses fun by shitting out tons of damage without having a single real weakness it's not helping the fact that like 50% of the roster is totally unviable when he's the only character who gets constant number/talent changes every couple weeks.
Like right now Murky is a character that only exists because he has a Dehaka stun you can't miss every 20 seconds. Most of the recent characters can seige a fort much faster, from way further away, without a single thing the enemy can do to stop it from happening, and they don't lose tons of damage every time they die.

I've spent probably $500 on this game and the ranked system is pissing me off so much that I'm almost ready to walk away and cut my losses.

>>151438250
>stereotypical blizzard player

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>>151438250
>500

>>151438427
How so?

>>151438506
It's about one month's worth of side-business profits so idrc, the money has to go somewhere.

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>>151438250
dont worry goy changes are coming soon

>>151438705
>How so?

Well,
>spends 500$ on useless shit on a videogame
>rages about that game's system/mechanics

>>151396267
He shits on Tracer though.

>>151327348
this is great
better than the game itself is right now

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how do i git gut with Mishaman?

>>151442198
by dong this >>151439091

>>151430020
>'let them end!'

end yourself

Remind me not to do Auto Select. Ever. Even if there is extra XP.

I wasn't even the worst Jaina ever, but fuck, it was miserable.

>>151443168
Don't do Auto Select ever again. Even if there is extra XP.

>>151443168
>>151447793
Even have a super apologetic kael one time regret ever doing it. It's just not worth it.

>>151443168
>own almost all heroes
>only remember the talent builds for maybe 10
>bunch of them have been changed multiple times since I last played them
Choosing Auto Select is like asking to lose

>>151443168
Auto-select makes me play the butcher every single game. Butcher is super cool but he's also super shitty when all the new hereos are super long distance burst mages or have the hardest CC known to man.
Maybe there needs to be an option to re-sell heroes that actively make the game worse to own.

>>151443168
>Pick autoselect
>Gives me anub
>Never played him before other than afk to level 5
>We won

I was very surprised

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>HL
>Get to the lobby
>The millisecond it starts the captain bans while giving no say to the team
>Tell him that's not cool since we were first pick
>This happens
I've never met someone like this, basically lost us the game because he couldn't see what we were saying.

What makes someone like this? I don't think I was even being mean or annoying.

>>151452373
>>>/hsg/

>>151452373
>still playing hs
>expecting blizzard to make anything but OP and UP cards

>>151452573
>>151452492
I just like the stupid jokes, sue me. I can also play it on the crapper at work.

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>>151442198
Bind Misha to your trait key
Now micro the shit out of her, get multi man stuns, and don't have Rexxar die

>>151396267
Jimmy still has crazy range and is a good pick on BoE

He was even used by the Koreans to counter the Tyrael+Greymane dive comps sucessfully

Chromie is fun as fuck to play when your team doesn't immediatly just dive the enemy team and lets you poke away at them first

>>151406182
Medivh in the movie was so lame. Every 5 seconds he would show up, say one sentence, and then fuck off to Karazhan. What a shame

Anyone else feel as if KT is overrated? Especially after all of these nerfs. I still enjoy playing him, he has a little bit of a dynamic feel to his talents. Such as flamestrike if your enemies have an assload adds and/or your team can reliably clump up the enemies.

Li-Ming is partially overrated too, personally. Most people can't talent and play her for shit. And she's quite reliant on snowballing (trait)

Greymeme and Kerrimeme however are hilariously powerful.

>>151452889
>Bind Misha to your trait key
Elaborate.

>>151460173
I mean, any 1st Ban every time character is a bit overrated. But I still lose games to a single KT sometimes because I am a scrub.

>>151461278
Nevermind that guy, what I did was I bound Misha to F, and kept the Recall Misha button as the standard D trait key.

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>Someone on my team shills twitch channel during draft
>Check it out while other people pick
>gaymur girl with half of the hair dyed blue
>We won

>>151463927
>Get into a game
>Someone links their channel
>Immediately become okay with losing

Fucking hate Twitch culture, so I find people losing on stream enjoyable.

>>151451739
li ming isnt even ban material anymore

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KINKY

>>151467091
MYYYY MIIGHHTT CANNOT BE MAAATTTCHEEDD.

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>>151467338
DEAD TO THE LIVING!

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>>151468194
>>151467091

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>>151469194
THE WED OF DEATH IS INESCAPABLE!

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>>151469798
MY SERVICE IS ETERNAL!


For real, I'd actually love to be his friend. He seems like an awesome fucking guy.

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What are the top circles for?

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>>151471608
Okay pretty sure I didn't screenshot that. This is what I mean

>>151471608
Top circles? What are you talking about?

>>151471741
Favorites

>>151471741
Click and drag heroes into the circles and find out, silly.


That's your favorites bar. Your favorite heroes go there so it's fast and easy to find them in HL/TL, as they have their own separate category.

Auriel is fun and cute

>>151472632
We better get Baal or Mephisto or something for Halloween. Diablo needs his fucking brothers, man.

when does season end?
i placed diamond after my 10 matches and quit ranked

>>151473964
Go to ranked screen
look at glowy bar near the bottom
that's a progress bar for the season

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>>151475064
OK

>>151476316
i want to fuck this man's fat rolls

>>151472823
He's got Azmodan.

>>151443168
You should be able to flag a couple heroes to add to your personal autoselect pool. The MM then only picks an appropriate class from this pool. Make it so you have to add at least one from each category and it's good.

I've been wishing for this feature since day 1.

>>151461278
I have Misha bound to T, since I move her around so much. Having it bound to 1 is just annoying for me personally. You really need to micro Misha more than Rexxar

>>151424520
>*spits slime in your face
>*ignores your attacks in a bubble
>*throws pufferfish at you
>*traps you with tentacles and clubs you over the head with a fish
Shhh....mrrrggggllll mrrrggggllll...mmmrrrglll.

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>>151475064
>tfw not nearly enough lewd Onyxia

Dota2 and LoL are smooth and lagg free but heroes is clunky as shit for me

What the fuck is going on

>>151480104
Le epic starcraft 2 engine my man :DDDDDDD

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love this game

>>151482392
You'll get some good matches eventually

You guys should try dota, way more better than this

>inb4 0.07 USD have been transferred to your steam wallet

>>151484426
There was a time when I was pretty frustrated and annoyed with this game, considered going to dota or lol, so I asked in /d2g/ and they said:

>Don't bother, or go check out lol

asked lol general and they said:
>This game is too different, stick to hots or check out dota

So I kept playing hots

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>>151475064

Somebody please post that picture of dehaka licking ass of a flying by brightwing

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Post your shameful heroes

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>>151489736

>>151489008
What would a fight between Tyrande and Li Chink look like?

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>>151489601
Wait what?
That exists?

>>151490728
Yes! And I need it badly. Some of you must have it saved

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>>151490390
magical

>>151491604
>the real reason why Maiev hates Tyrande is because her ass was always smaller and she could never please Illidan

>>151489736
add 3 more loss to that

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>AI Li-Ming gets to have volleyball ass skin and I can't yet

FUK U BLIZ

>>151491913
I wouldn't be surprised Night elves are old angry people.

>Platinum 28342 (MMR: 2058)

Huh? I finally uploaded all my replays to hotdogs after ignoring them for a few months because it was disheartening and I see this.

Since when is 2050 Plat? I thought that was gold.

>>151492317
Well, WC3 Tyrande was literally a 2m tall old angry lady who wanted them damn mortal youngsters out of her forest.

>>151494331
Yeah although that was kinda because the orcs ran in started chopping down the forests and killed the local big demigod.