Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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I HAVE FINISHED FARMING THESE GRAND FINALS

First for I'm glad to be a dotard.

>>151750673
anti-mage is a shit hero

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What's going through this man's head?

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So since odd year = western team, do you think EG will become the first two time champion? or do you think the new OG might take it?

what is (in theory) the best 1v1 hero at lvl 25 with no items?

>>151750764
>Look at all these delusional little faggots below me

>>151750764
most cucked man alive

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You did good.

I'm glad it was proven once again that Tobi is the best caster. all the "but he is le racist" redditors btfo

>>151750764
>everyone blames EE

i'm not defending EE but

EE's not the only reason why Secret is shit

>>151750575
Game 2 upper bracket. I think it was Wings vs. DC

>>151750863
but kicking him would certainly help

This keeps coming up again and again, and I just want to say this.
How is it you think we see you? Why do you think we follow you? Only ever to watch you win?
Are we rats that jump ship the minute it starts to sink? Switch loyalty to the winning players?
I have a smile on my face to watch your amazing plays that most of us could only ever dream of making. Sometimes I smile so much watching DOTA that my face hurts. I get so excited that I shout.
I do not care if cynical people think this is kissing ass, it's about what's true and I have never in my life lost love for my favourite pros because they lose games and tourneys.
If you sat on your ass, if you didn't try, that would let us down.
If you were too smug and thought you didn't have to prepare properly, that would let us down.
But none of you do, you strategise, you work like crazy and you play like gods out of your mind and to me personally you bring nothing but joy.
I just needed to say this because every time I see someone who makes me happy just to watch them play say "I'm sorry I let everyone down" it breaks my fucking heart

>>151750936
Wings BM'd DC so fucking hard

They really are the only good dota team right now

>>151750767
People are already talking about the new western "superteam" that's forming.
I think half of the top 4 next year will be completely new teams.

>>151750807
meepo

When do we see w33's bankai?

>>151750863
yeah, those drafts were pretty abysmal, along with bulba. Pie did alright and rtz did the best he could.

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>TI6 has no meta XD
>what is SD, Void, Mirana, Timber every game

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Lel new thread cucked me

People are actually talking about your shitty Wisdom meme, lads. Well done. Fucking shit.
Can't believe retards fall for this.

>>151751098
so you're saying supports cant be op

>>151751098
This

Fuck you're LE 105 HEROES PICKED

Mirana, Timber, SD, Drow every fucking game

>>151750863
he's a major reason though

he shouldn't be considered a professional player, he plays like a high 4k or a low 5k carry

>>151751098
Just ban 2 of them forcing the enemy team to ban the remaining two

>>151751148
Silencer

>>151750863
>>everyone blames EE
Where? I see one guy

>>151751148
Shadow Fiend

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GUYS

WTF

JUST WTF

Valve's autoupdater for the Top 100 Fantasy Scores has fucking robbed me of my rightful place in it again.

My score is high enough to be in it especially since this is the last day. I should be there.

This is such a fucking outrage!!!

>>151750845
fucking intolerant ledditors
you're born racist, you can't just stop being racist

>>151751190
>Fuck you're LE 105 HEROES PICKED

most of the hero diversity was in the group stages anyway

main stage was pretty boring in terms of heroes picked

>>151751098
>confusing hero preference for meta

wew

>>151751148
Morph

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>>151751190
Blame every team for tryharding instead of picking their favourite heroes like DC and Wings. Pic related. It's not our fault the majority of the players are scumbags

>shadow raze and requiem now do physical damage

Is shadowfiend fixed?

>>151751315
if you go to secret fan forums they blame him there too.

I usually go there to drink the sweet sweet salty tears when they lose games.

>>151751452
>DC
>Favourite
>Naga, Void, Slark, Timber, Mirana, SD

Yeah they sure had "diversity"

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how the most powerful iteration of EG ever created fail to win TI?

>>151751362
If you're getting robbed, then other people are as well, and you might end up not on the scoreboard regardless.

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>everyone complaining about the signs at ti6
>next day they'll just go back to calling for a Peruvian ban

i queued for a game because no esports

what the fuck should I pick?

>>151751548
>What is jakiro
>What is flying exp tome

>shadowfiend is now a Wisdom hero
Is shadowfiend fixed?

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e4/Kunk_rival_34.mp3
What did he mean by this?

>>151751550
I swear terrorblade is one of the most overrated heroes ever.

>>151750863
EE has often retard moments.
He really needs to be kept on a leash

>>151751637
Funny how everyone gave him shit a year ago

>>151751596
>1 core difference means they were diverse guys!

Fuck off they were overpowered hero riders.

Literally rode off the back of Mirana Aghs and Timber offlane every game

>>151751550

they up against Wings with massive plot and draft armor

also prime ppd would shit on TI6 ppd, too many unnecessary deaths

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>>151751550
EG was great but the time hopper had a mission to complete.

They would have lost to Wings just as hard.

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Im writing a book bois
What title should i give it?

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>>151751452
>wo ban ni ma de

Rude

>>151751550
Outplayed by EU bulls

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I can never enjoy dota after TI. It feels like the patch has been drained of all enjoyment and possibility.
Where is my new patch?

>>151751719
>T-t-they used OP heroes guys.
Come now, lets not pretend EG didn't pick Titan for example.

Or you know, just pick those heroes first or ban them you fucking shitter if beating DC is just *THAT* easy

>>151751805
The Oval Office

>>151751190
>forgetting ET

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>reddit calling this a perfect patch

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>you're playing dota against wings
>this guy blinks in and hits you with 100% bash rate
>what do

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Is low 3k the worst mmr-range in the entire game?

The players here can't even hook an enemy who's standing still, like a viper loses mid to skywrath, sand king doesn't understand his ult

It's pretty much like my first placement games in limited hero pool

>>151751805
How to deal with delusional little faggots

>Chinese fans call EG 'EU's sex slave'
So what do they mean by this?

>>151751927
reddit literally calls every fucking patch perfect after a big tournament

>>151751927
>105 picked (like 95% of that in the group stages where nothing matters) guys we have a perfect meta!

Yeah.

People are so fucking delusional about this patch it isn't funny.

It's the illusion meta, and it has to die. Nothing is fun about illusions.

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>>151751289
>>151751351
>>151751440

>>151751936
Yeah no. 5k is exactly the worst because everyone has a god complex. You don't even lose games because someone's straight up bad, you lose because of people's egos and it's the most frustrating thing imaginable.

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>There are people who never witnessed Bamboe dota

>>151752014
>Go home white pigs

>>151751936
nah I think 4k is the real cancer
you can still win 1vs9 in 3k

>>151751927
Its not a bad patch, we only new a few fixes for a few heroes, particularly Mirana, ET, Timbersaw and some i've forgotten

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>Game 3 TI6 Grand Finals

is just me or did void have insane bash RNG

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>GUYS EVERYONE DICKED AROUND WITH DRAFTS IN THE GROUP STAGE! PERFECT META PRAISE ICEFROG WE DID IT REDDIT!

Meanwhile if you take off your delusion goggles the main event's picks were absolute dogshit in variety with Drow, ET, Mirana, Timbersaw and Le Bail Out Fish Woman

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>>151752039
>It's the illusion meta, and it has to die. Nothing is fun about illusions.
Wings never used illusions though, just SD to counter Void and to combo with Invoker

checkmate dotards

>>151751930
>take my share of the prize money
>uninstall dota 2
>hire accountant
>retire with hot gf

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You can only fuck one

>>151751596
They literally picked Jakiro one game

>>151752279
against EG at their most powerful though.

>>151752230
Naga was only there because she's really the only suitable counter to Voids ultimate.

>>151751557

Well if this is also happening to others, it shouldn't be happening to any of us then.

The only fucking way that they are missing other people should be if some schmuck at Valve is updating this list manually.

An automated updater shouldn't be missing anyone, I don't even know how it could possibly miss people since all it has to do is gather all the scores and order them then take the top 100.

How could you fail programming something like that?

>>151751936
probably just because people in that range think they are actually good at the game. I've played on my friends account before and had people at low 3K
>scream at me over mic for rotating to kill their lane as it 'wasted their farming time'
>had someone rage at me for warding the enemy jungle when they obviously had a jungler because 'what do we gain from it and ur just poor now'
>claim 'mid feed noob ez' when I went 14-0 as zeus and we lost for reasons related to the pa refusing to buy a BKB
>threatened to report me for pulling because he couldn't last hit under tower
>flame me for being 'new' when I died once as AA in a 50 minute game when the team died a combined 60 times overall
I think 5K+ can be bad because people get butthurt because you hurt their fragile egos but honestly 3K is painfully cancerous at times

>>151752276
M_C

>>151752276
myself

>>151752014
What are some actually funny Chinese memes?

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>>151751930
I cabal his sunder

>>151752397
Fear's name is China is "Captain America"

>>151752230
>>151751927
>>151751098
I would say who gives a fuck what reddit thinks about balanced

but then I remembered reddit balances dota

>>151752014
Chinks are still mad about DAC and EG eliminating most of their teams from TI5 and the upper bracket this year

>>151752464
honeypotted

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CAN'T WAKE UP

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>Be in TI6 Grand Finals
>Against a 20-0 faceless void

Yeah nah, they were tilted so hard they shifted the earth's axis.

There was no coming back after that, classic euro tilting.

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>>151752276
H Y P E R X X X

>>151752182
9 million dollar time locks

>>151752645
Just spam slark

Am i the only one that thinks this patch was literal garbage? When will icefrog end the "support can't be op" meme. FUCK SD. FUCK ORACLE. FUCK ET. FUCK ILLUS

>>151750845
Why do ledditors think he's racist?
Straya genes?

>>151752645
Just don't save changes m8.

>>151752735
>carry gets into trouble
>2x forcestaff + invis cloak
woah

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>>151750602
Who here looking forward to next game of dota?

So did yurocucks learn their lesson not to talk shit before a big tournament? Cause they sure did put on an embarrassing performance while two teams from north america made it top 3

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>TI6 finished
>still no Same Hero mode

>>151752782
He typed "lame as a niggers baby" once in a pub

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>>151752720
You have no idea just how fucking shit I am.

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r8 my anti mage

hi guys OG won 2 majors and still earn less than Moo

what meme does this fact relate to ?

>>151752929
it's shit

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>>151752782

>>151752107
I wish bamboe was more consistent, he sometimes does pretty good stuff

>>151752863
>team made completely of yuros
>goes to America for 2 months to live in Sunsfans house and fuck his girlfriend
>suddenly are Americans
???

>>151752993
Yurocuck way of life

Wings average mmr is 6.3k = won TI 9 million dollars
OG's average mmr is 7.9k = last place barely 100k in winnings

MMR doesn't mean shit, don't let mmr grinding NEETs tell you otherwise

t. proud 3k

>>151752107
Bamboe was a hack
He's in the gutter now

>>151753046
>team made in north America
>its European

?????

>>151753059
MMR stops matter after a certain number. You're not over that number.
If you actually play ranked constantly and you can't manage to get to at least 4.5k (real cut off is 5k) you are functionally retarded,
There are literal women with higher mmr than you.

>>151752782
irrelevant but he is also weirdly obsessed with drow ranger
like, almost waifufag level

>>151752929
>college frat anti-mage only has three days for his exams but the cabal needs to be sundered

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Post the biggest frauds in dota 2 history

>>151752107
>Mirana/Kunkka meta
>kaipi doesn't get through the EU qualifier and is defeated by literal whos

>>151753018
>>151752897
kek, I don't remember this at all

>>151753059
This is correct, only neets and virgins care about mmr

>>151753059
MMR means something if you're trying to get into the pro scene. Literally no one will care about you if your 3k. And no one will even notice you if you aren't at least 5k or 6k

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>>151753059
No, it just proves that euroes have inflated MMR.
t.5.5k na (7k EU)

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Shes gonna get a slight buff that propel her into top tier soon right ?

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>>151753362
Yeah, normals don't need to worry about mmr because they get 4k minimum without trying.

>>151753435
your spic mmr is inflated as hell too

5k spic servers = 2k everywhere else

guys I randomly got low priority

what the fuck is happening

>>151753337
Everyone got assblastd about it, and it's funny

>>151753435
Bruh can you describe NA pubs for me at that mmr?
Important to note the server you play on btw.

>>151753435
im 3k7 NA can u do the conversion for me

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where were you when the jew nose killed the russian 8kers

>>151753442
she is already top tier

t. QO

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Does "105 heroes picked" really mean anything when some heroes, like Necro, were picked only once in very specific lineups and lost their game even in that specific situation where they should have been good?

>>151753442
I was wondering why the fuck she was blurry for a second

>>151753435
Yeah fucking this. I'm 5k on USE servers, 6k on EUW. It's ridiculous.

Wings won because of Oracle and ET.

wings average mmr is 7.4k you dumbshits
this guy is going to keep posting the same shit for the free (you)s every time

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> https://twitter.com/Sajedene

what happened here?also is that a nipple?

>Mirana

>Reworked Afghanistan's: Now halves manacost and cooldown of starstorm. Deals pure damage if moonlight shadow is active.

>>151753479
Normals don't play this game NEET AUTIST. I play for fun BECAUSE DOTA IS A VIDEO GAME

Wings won because they came to the US well ahead of TI and grinded NA pubs and scrimmed NA teams for a month instead of wasting their time with washed up Chinese shitters

>>151753717
Looks like a mosquito bite

It has no areola

>>151753670
Yes, because it means pros that are playing for millions thought that hero is viable in that match.
For me, that means everyone should be able to pick such a hero in pubs and not expect an instant loss.

>>151753725
I think they're just going to remove the secondary star on the aghs starfall proc.
So you can only hit a single guy 3 times instead of 4 times.

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>>151753692
I foresaw your shitpost the moment you were born.

>>151753587
3.7k NA = 4.5k EU

>>151753725
New Mirana aghs:

Arrow is upgraded: You now fire 5 arrows in a cone.

>>151753592
>Shachlo
>tmw
More like washed up shitters

>>151753725
Just replace it with an auto-attack that hits everything in range, every few seconds.

>>151753574
USE
70% of players are from south amercia but can at least speak english
30% are americans with overinflated egos
It's custom for the two lowest MMR players to claim they're smurfs/high mmr and then pick both mid and HC.
Some cuck ends up supporting but stops buying wards past 30 minutes.
Queuing past 3-4am to 10am is literally 4k hell.

>>151753890
thanks

can you converse that to Chyna mmr ?

>>151753435
The only non-inflated MMR is SEA and the literal who servers, don't kid yourself

>>151753717
>Skype logs are great. They always hold the truth. Good night everyone!

wut

Maybe something happened between her and one of the players? If she split with sunsfan I don't think she'd be this cryptic. But what could it be that she needs skype logs to prove it?

>>151753592
>void timber ET

Pretty much impossible to lose that game

>>151753717
>probably got tired of having trains run on her
shoulda quit after they lost though

>>151753717
just another whore searching for attention
she probably got tired of sunsfan so now she is cooking some drama

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DOTA 3 FUCKING WHEN...???

>>151754010
3.1k CN

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What is the opposite of inflated MMR ?

>>151754241
deflated mmr

>>151754241
CLQ

>>151754241
Kek when was this made? 2012?

>>151754241
i miss the days when (4) memes were a thing 2bh

how long to get into high/vhs games?

I made a new account and selected "I have played dota before" and rape every game but I am still in normal skill with and against people who have never played

I have played 3 games so far and won all

>>151754347
this

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>tfw over 2.4k hours in dota and still 0 friends to play with
just checking if im biggest /d2g loser

>>151754241
good old xboct and his inability to farm in a farming meta

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>>151754460
>I made a new account

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I don't know what to do with my life not that ti is over.

>>151754241
force 50

its particularly strong in SEA and USE

the players that molded from those 2 servers have very very thick skin

>>151754004
3.3k USE here, stop with this bullshit. Half of my games my team doesn't even communicate, and I'm the only one talking/typing. 1/4 game you'll have a south American, maybe a bit more depending on the time you play.

>>151754504
Nah m8
I've lost my friends playing dota together and got severe case onetitis

>>151754241
throwing games to get lower MMR and lower queue times

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>>151754504
all my friends play LoL so you're not totally alone

I couldn't get out of gold, and since I have shit mechanics I just stuck to doto instead.

>tfw gold 3 in LoL but 6.3k doto

>>151754460
Have you ever been in the vhs bracket before?

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>>151754595
D-do you want to play dota with me?

DC beats Wings if they just don't let them have ET or Oracle.

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>>151754715
>he still plays dota

>>151754504
If you actively search for people to play with then yeah that's pretty bad.
I play dota alone and never intend to bring in friends in it because I actually enjoy solo queue.Despite that however I sometimes get invites and people trying to invite me because I carried their ass.
>tfw I carried a bunch of greeks with Rubick two games in a row which resulted in them sucking my dick and becoming hot shit in their circle for a week
But that never lasted because like I said, I love playing alone.

>>151754649
except he wasn't describing 3.3k mmr retard

i have south americans in literally every single game i play and they're always all chatting in peruvian

t. 5.6k USE

Anyone want to make a Battle cup team I'm 4.5k and tier 6 NO MEMs

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>>151754818
>

>want to play dota
>no enjoyable matches
how do i enjoy dota

>>151754689
no my first account I never had played before so I calibrated at 2k and I ground it up to 3k in like 2 months after playing unranked for a year

my unranked is probably literally below 1k

this is on an account which I had never opened dota on before so I just wanted to see

>>151751927
why does his gun have a silencer attached if hes going to off himself anyways?

is he afraid of waking up his mom or something?

>>151754504
You're not, I have 2k hours and actually lost (real-life) friends playing this game

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>>151754824
S-shut up, Tyrone!

>>151754908
>>151754004
5k avg games in esw also infested with spanish speakers

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Still only Russian viewbotters that has any viewers in Dota streams, does actually anyone outside Russia play this game?

>>151755152
well I can see a turk there

>>151751007
>won a ti
>good team
not anymore nigga
look at what happened to every ti winner, and especially chinese ti winning teams

>>151754972
you can deal with void, not with ET/Oracle. Clinkz was a good idea in game 3, nyx just fucked them

>>151755073
i know that feel ;_;

>>151754504
>tfw 2 steam friends after 1k hours of dota
w-w-whew...glad i'm not the biggest loser here

>>151755152
Maybe that's because the only english speakers that stream anymore are autistic retards?

>>151754818
Wings literally beat them twice without Oracle or Elder Titan in upper bracket.

>>151754353
Alienware cup 2013. Origins of the Xboct 4 memes

>>151755152
>watching losers play video games

>>151754986
Well in that case it will be a while before you reach VHS. I'm not sure how valve does it but I've been playing since beta and just broke into VHS like the beginning of this year. I also took really long breaks from the game so it could vary

>>151755152
This is why I hate EU, fuck retarded screaming Russians .

>>151755293
>3,4k hours of dota
>it's the only game i play
>hate everyone i play with
>hate every match i play in
>make no friends (such a thing is inconceivable at this point)

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Do you guys think Sheever enjoyed TI6?

>>151755417
Yeah I kind of figured it had to be early Navi because they are nowhere near that good right now

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>>151755293
>lost only 3 irl friends after 1000 hours of dota
>3 steam friends after 5000 hours of dota
>4k mmr

>>151755491
Play with me, cutie.

>>151755580
probably but luckily she didn't talk much

>>151755580
I think she enjoyed taking ODPixel's sperm

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>>151754504
>one Dota buddy
>we play together over 5k hours
>talk every day
>his pc dies and he's too poor to get another so we haven't played dota together in 3 years
>we barely talk anymore

>>151755580
Who cares. She's a shitty caster that can't even keep the camera on the action. Yeah she's cute but only turbo virgins would lose their shit over her

>>151755383
And DC beat them twice when they didn't have it.

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When will the fighting meta end?

>>151755073
>>151755292
kek get better friends
Me and my stack have gotten autistically mad at eachother over the most trivial shit in dota and we're still best buds even though we don't play anymore

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>>151755835
ricecucks please leave

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I've been funposting on 4chan for 7 years now

>na eu and polfags secretcucks all got destroyed in one ti
feels great

>>151755835
The meta is good, the main offenders are ET, Oracle, SD.

>>151755782
Both times DC beat them wings weren't even trying on some real shit

>techies Pudge skywrath
>Pudge silencer

>>151750841
What's the backstory of this pic and evil Misery?

>>151755835
As soon as the LeL audience leaves.

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>>151753717
This woman looks too sexual

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>>151755286
>20/0/16
>you can deal with void

not shadow's void m8

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>>151755897
?

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>>151755964
ET, Void*, SD
Fixed, you can thank me later.

>>151755897
>eastern team wins in an even year

Whoa who would've guessed that.....

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>>151755964
Supports cannot be broken

>>151754545
He was actually pretty good at farming, especially in games that weren't going to Na'Vi's favor.

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>>151755636
>tfw i have literally 0(zero) irl friends
feels ok desu

>>151756251
Same,after I lost my original 3.

>>151756116
>no yurocucks in the top 10

Are yuros even trying?

>>151756057
I can't judge couples, but are Sunsfan and Sajedene equally hot or how did he get her?

>>151755986
Yeah they always go back to Oracle/ET though.

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Which patch was this again?

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>>151756251
>tfw all my IRL friend stopped playing dota so now I have none to play with.

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>pick fighting hero
>can't finish game and become useless
>pick farming hero
>enemy has 20 kills ten minutes into the game

>>151756349
>how does a white male get an asian girl
???

>>151755636
this describes my situation perfectly

>>151756395
They beat DC both times in the upper bracket without oracle or ET. Or even a Void

can we all agree that faith bian is the greatest offlaner?

>this is how they revealed the arcana winner

clips twitch tv/dota2ti/AverageRatShazBotstix

What a massive fuckup.

>>151754504
>tfw around 1600 and only have 1 or 2 friends to play with
>tfw everytime i get into some group to play with i lose them after a while because of my attitude in game sometimes bossing too much
I feel bad everytime i lose someone to play with like that, but i dont mind playing alone either. Obviously playing with someone else is good but oh well

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>valve needs to pander to china
>monkey "chink" king added
>chinese team wins (even year)

>not scripted

Please kill me please.

>>151754504
>1.5k Hours in the game
>I got a lot of Normie dota buddies, they always want me to make a 5-stack team
>i Fucking hate it
>I hate everyone in the game
>want to uninstall the game
>tfw that "friend" makes me love the game again ;-;

>>151752276
I'll fuck both and nothing will stop me

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Resolution is the best carry in Dota.

>>151756541
TI5 patch. Don't know what number

>>151756661
in TI 2016? Yes.

IN next tournament? Who the fuck knows

>>151756669
arcana really isn't that important
don't understand why people get so autistic over them

is Slacks just a tall fat woman?

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Is suicide rate increasing after TI on /d2g/?

>>151754715
>>151755104
I wouldn't mind playing with you anon. Where are you from?

>the only streamers are Russian

wew

nice game dotards

>>151756669
>average rat shazbot six
what did they mean by this?

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>>151756768
>

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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

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>>151756863
what happened to SingSing?

>>151756057
>driew yats

What did she mean by this?

>>151756780
all of wings played great. but faith bian had some really sick plays

reminds me of 2013 bulldog in so

>>151756863
wait a few days for all of the streamers / pros to get back from TI

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>>151756850
US

>>151756921
that was quick

>>151756962
>Most of the EG members streaming will be salty as fuck.(more than usual)
>Other than that it will only be Wagacuck and some random boring pro player streaming.
Dota is seriously lacking good streamers, say what you want about LoL but at least they got quite a few good streamers.

>>151757050
West coast?

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>tfw no dota gf to bully me in lane

>>151755286
Clinkz was a fucking garbage pick
There is no way he can deal with DP or any other core they had

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Apologize

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>>151757321

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>tfw I will never ever play ranked

Feels good.

>>151757281
his job was to kill the oracle

>>151751927

This is why lebbit is cancer

>>151757447
ranked is the biggest honeypot in the game

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>>151757321

>>151757447
Dota 2 has the worst ranking system either way so it's better to just stay out of it.

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>>151757050
Yup

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>>151757321
>tfw you're wife's daughter doesn't call you dad
THIS IS NOT FAIR

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What RTZ doing right now?

>>151757050
>Reminder that they have no ears on the side of their head, and it would look strange to you

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>>151755992
arrogant bastard kicks misery and w33 out of his team

they proceed to become top western team while he bombs out in last place

>>151757765
Playing Overwatch

>>151757321
>kelly's daughter calls him loda instead of dad

i actually feel bad for him

I left when Wings was 2-1, how badly did DC flop?

>>151757650
Dota 2 just needs seasons every major patch, and it would reset your MMR/ranking symbol or whatever they decide

>>151757186
Who even streams from EG besides PPD?

>>151751550
>WTF DO I BAN?!

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>Sub 3k
>Jugg is getting ganked
>Mid actually roams to safelane to help
>Me and another support TP
>Save him and get the kills
>"I love all of you" says the jug at 3% HP
Is this what it feels like all the time at 5k?

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It's actually fantastic that every TI has such a huge first place prize. The winning team always grows fat and loses that hunger and can never become first place again.

So it's always going to be a different team each year.

>>151757186
>he doesn't know about based Ephey

Good, I hope she never blows up around here

>>151757650
doter needs divisions or ranks.

not to be a csgo or league babby but they could learn a lot from those games in creating a more interesting ranking system other than some bland flat number system.

>>151757281
>>151757486
to add to that, Clinkz can splitpush very well and no one on Wings could solo kill him other than void chrono. Nyx was a good pick because he could help with ganking clinkz and also fucked hard with sk timber mirana

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>>151757809
This picture belongs to a Museum

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>>151757186
>watching streamers

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>>151757895
>Dota 2 just needs seasons every major patch, and it would reset your MMR

>People already forgot the paid MMR reset exclusive in the compendium

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Daily reminder

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>>151756802
no it's just a shit dead game & dead thread

and like all dead things, it will soon be consumed by insects and vermin
who will feast upon its rotting corpse
their smell will overtake the area and force all habitation out until they are repelled by exterminators

if you haven't figured it out, in this analogy gameshitters are the insects and vermin, and esports are the exterminators, while the dead corpse is d2g

so what's up you might ask? where did all the traffic go?

those of us who are white are over on /sp/ watching the basedlympics

>that golf final earlier

good shit lads

>>151756395
wings got bored of stomping dc with the same heroes, so despite being fully well able to just pick the same shit again and stomp them, they banned their own heroes and picked five new ones

also worth nothing is that they probably thought mirana was too op to pick, since they never cared to go for it

wings next level strats, throws games for kicks in upper bracket and grand finals because they know dc is trash, and instead of going back to boring shit they rely on, they pick random new heroes like centaur because they know dc is trash

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>>151757673
oops for you
>>151757215

>>151758168
How is having a Dota stream with a comfy streamer while grinding in a MMO bad? It's the perfect background entertainment.

can somebody link the puppey 1437 logs

>>151758150
Why Dendi always so happy?

Could EG have beaten Wings

>>151758150
is that kuroky?
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
HAHAHAHAHHAA

>>151757895
Seasonal MMR doesn't help unless you do specific things which nobody ever does.

>>151758107
Divisions are either cosmetic only or hurt the MM.

>>151758285
>comfy streamer
I prefer the ones who go apeshit on their teammates at the drop of a hat.
That said where the fuck is KingRaven

>>151758223
but since you're here, you're clearly not white

why don't you just close this tab and stay gone

>>151758223
/sp/-poster you need more gold faces 2bh I already saw this one

>>151758223
>6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

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>>151757321
thanks whoever made these images

i'll be reusing them

>>151754595
>>151754715
>>151755104
>>151757050
>>151757673
>>151758284
and exactly as predicted, the gameshitting, animeNEET ERPfags suddenly emerge from the woodwork

>>151758284
Does your steam name start with M?

>>151758347
No. The cocky fucks had their chance and blew it 0-2

>>151758279
They literally picked mirana twice against DC in the upper bracket

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lol

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>>151758379
I'm the 10% of sturgeon's law

though you should not expect to see much of me until this dead general gets revitalized a bit by esports

I think /ck/ sounds like a good new stomping grounds

>>151758440
but they went 0-2 against Newbee and beat them last year

>>151758609
based reddit calling out the autists

>>151758279
I'm pretty sure if they played today DC would stomp them, DC looked tilted as fuck during game 3.

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>>151758419
Rude!

>>151758439
No

>>151758787
>na shitters actually believe this
>eu shitters more so
LMAO

>play 2 games
>linkens+manta medusa and maelstrom pa
>get fucked in the ass by weaver because lmao let's just jungle after we get T1s
>in the other guy someone abandons and the rest of teammate follows

>>151758775
It's "Autistic" to make a fucking joke about a huge problem in the game.
I dislike my teammates typing "Reportan supporta" when they force me to play support, farm like shit, and blame their shit damage outputs on my one missed spell 10 minutes ago.

>>151758787
DC couldn't stomp them in the upper bracket, and they couldn't stomp them yesterday

Fact of the matter is DC played way above their level the whole tournament because the players had something to prove. I'm willing to bet DC never play that good again

>>151758609
>going to reddit
You're no better than he is ledditor
fuck off

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>>151758391
Over the course of my postings I've been called many things

A gulagian
An anon
A memester

but of all the names I've been called, one has always remained my favorite

Australian

>>151758787
If EG played DC today I think EG would win.
If's and maybe's m8.

Its like, what if Fear's Manta was there for the top push and they could actually push fast? What if he got Rapier on the throne push? What if Sumail didn't die 3 times in lane?

>>151758902
>its a "my team takes a stupid 4v5 engagement when I'm not there and expects me to run in and die with them" episode

Really hate those ones desu

>>151759085
I give it a 7, punchline made me laugh and the concept was good, execution could use work.

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>tfw I don't enjoy playing this game after all my IRL friends stopped playing.
Is there any way to make the game more fun again? It seems impossible to actually find decent players to play with.

>>151759058
There's no such thing as playing "way above your level".

Wings practiced with DC the most out of any team, I wonder why?

>>151758902
>>151759216
game fucking shitters

in 2016

lmaooo

>>151758609
what was written on these signs?

>>151758794
Oh i mistook you for someone else then. What is your steam then, we can play in a few days when i get home if you feel like it.

>>151759294
>he has irl friends
normie get out re

>>151759309
And DC then got stomped out

Hmm I wonder why

>>151759418
You're saying DC played way above their level when they've been a solid team since before TI

>>151759418
I imagine that DC will perform well up into the next major. Probably not reaching grand finals, but top 8 seems likely. Afterwards, who knows

>>151759309
There is actually such a thing, I know that may be hard to comprehend but its true

Once timber gets nerfed DC will drop off hard