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>master "drafter"

first for swindlez

You remember the all star match when they were picking pros and there's one asian guy who picks Maybe and they look exactly the same? Can someone make a meme that says "ok [asian's name] it's your turn to pick, whos it gonna be"
"I pick myself" or some dumb shit like that and then Maybe walks out of the crowd

It was pretty funny someone do it

>every time i've been blessed with fortunous luck i've squandered it by betting it
i promise to do so again if i get a 1000$ item from my trust of the benefactor, so bless me again please

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first for rightful cosplay winners

>>151773710
why can't you do it

all you have to do is screencap and then add some white text

>>151773710
XD

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>>151773478
somebody make a punished Misery edit of this

>>151773741
Where do you get that treasure?

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what will podchan do now?

>>151773865
>podchan in the background
POTTERY

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>>151773815
no nigga I'm on a very shitty laptop, doing anything is making me fucking mad

d2g help me fix OG
>notail out (maybe coach or smth because he owns the team)
>rtz in

new all star team

arteezy
ee
BSJ
swindles
ristu

clq coach

>>151773969
you get three for owning a compendium

not sure when they're delivered

i'm definitely gonna go back to wasting eight hours a day betting if i get a 1000$ item though, the powers that be can tell

monkey king

q: something something aoe knockback
w: something something disguise as tree
e: something something obligatory agi carry passive
r: something something chaos knight ult

>>151774140
>all-star
Yeah, all stars of a fucking HORROR MOVIE kek

>>151774189
It would be cool if he has an ability to walk through trees or something like we saw in the trailer

>>151774069
desu i'm not sure miracle and rtz would gel well enough on the same team. n0tail mostly worked because he was willing to do whichever 1/2 position miracle didn't want. would rtz be willing to do the same? maybe but i think he would suck at deferring to miracle's game all the time

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Can someone make ma avatar of this mirana meme? Thanks

How do I get my CSGO babby brother to play Dota 2 instead of the twitchy reflexes game.

>>151774359
This is shit. It's too "safe"

>>151774359
Cropping isn't difficult you literal retard

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>>151774359
here you go

>>151774359
Are Reddit making these too now or something?
All these new ones I'm seeing are utter shit.

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>>151773478
>tfw no lina inverse hero

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Why the fuck has funn1k gotten 11 reports LMAO

>>151774679
people probably think he bought his account, when in reality he is just european

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>Almost no Twitter drama this TI

>>151774679
shut the FUCK up funnek

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>>151774359
>>151774608

>>151774791
>he forgot about the nahaz/sheever incident

>>151774679
because people like to shit on pros any way they can

>>151774834
hehe xD

>>151774679
shut up funnek

>>151774897
gimme dem juicy details la

>>151774305
miracle switched around with notail alot
rtz would just be a more reliable notail thats all

>batrider, a hero that got nerfed 23242312x like dark seer won ti6

explain this gulag

>>151775170
dark seer and io also have always been good

I need good names for the following items because I have no originality.

Ogre Immortal
BANE? Immortal
Lion Immortals- the fish and the new mana succ
WD Monkey Immortal
Dazzle Immortal
Omni Immortal
Spirit Breaker Immortal
Skywrath Mage Immortal

>>151775057

>>151045194

>>151775170
A hero is only as strong as his concept.

>>151775170
KEEPIN MY KNEES IN THE BREEZE

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Shadow is CUTE!

>>151045194
that wasn't why he wasn't invited

reminder

https://clips twitch tv/beyondthesummit2/InexpensiveLorisDatSheffy

Did Wings give any interviews since the win?

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>DC Tilt so hard at the last game they throw bodies at WINGS

I think EG had a better chance then a bunch of tilting idiots that will be remember for the team that "Choked to death"

>>151775429
read the whole thread from that point

>While this is clearly the best roster SUNSfan has fielded, they can only seem to compete with the lesser teams at TI. When put up against the middle of the pack, they consistently lose, and have struggled against rival NA teams that themselves have not been playing well. The meta doesn't seem to be fitting the play-styles and heroes for the teams core playpers, Resolution and w33. Resolution is being forced to fight more frequently than he is historically used to, and his successful heroes, slark and naix, have been seeing a lot of nerfs. w33's meepo has also been non existent, and his lane dominating heroes of Invoker and DP have been getting pushed out of the meta as of late. It's hard to imagine TI being a breakout event for this team, so a low finish is expected.

From Liquid's power rank before TI.

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>>151775496
i don't know but they went to karaoke

>>151775491
wew

>>151775057
he tried to rape sheever when she was drunk after a game of mafia.

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What Podchan would do if you kiss her in celebration of TI victory?

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>TI is over lets go watch the Olympics
>people tell me that esports is not a real sports because the athletes dont have to get in shape
>this is a top class American Olympic athlete
really makes you think

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>>151775491

>>151775803
please stop ogling my sister, it's creepy

>>151775803
get you to court with a rape accusation and take most if not all of your winnings

>>151775782
I'm still surprised the reddit mods gave him a free pass and removed all the posts about it just because he was drunk

you know if grant pulled out his dick and gave someone a good dickin that would be on the frontpage for a year

>>151774679
>be chink
>born with bottom eyes
what does that mean?

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just started spamming this guy. about what time should i be getting my manta? i usually get my lanes tower down in about 7-8 minutes

>>151775383

he is also cheating with his 100% bash chances

filthy cheating chink

so now that its been a day, what do you think about this TI? personally i thought it was pretty awesome

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>>151776149
is this you

>>151776198
I didn't watch a single match nor browsed a single thread

Does Blitz have cancer or something, he keeps saying that was his last TI

>>151773796
upboated

>4L, 1W today

and people deny forced 20

i need that "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is magic real" antimage meme right now.
anyone can oblige?

>>151776198
ti6 > ti2 > ti3 > ti5 > ti4 > no one watched ti1

>>151776238
Actually scratch that, I watched the all star match on youtube.

Also guys do this meem >>151773710

>>151775491
>tobi just sitting there smirking
fucking based

>>151776198
I really hope slacks dies so we don't have to deal with him

like one or two "funny" videos I was able to tolerate

but hosting ti, is just unwatchable for me, mostly watched ingame

>>151775491
wtf i hate nahaz now?

>>151776198
best one objectively
6>2>3>5>1>4

>>151776108
you want to take the tower during the second meta which is usually around the time you are getting dragon lance assuming you blow the first one straight away when you get to lane to cuck the enemy off laner. after that manta is usually picked up around 17-29 minutes

>>151775429
the funniest thing about this image is how they just kept his original hair - it's JUST enough already

>>151775491
context?

is he legit arguing with godz? what over? why did godz say "... he wants to die in a game" because I can't understand shit

why do i have to enter and leave a lobby before EVERY FUCKING GAME will this ever get fixed????????ßßX?Cßdfßadfßdßfs

>>151776198
too much slacks, but the quality of dota and the amount of upsets was the best of any TI. I know people are still salty about Wings but the fact that they steamrolled through TI without anyone figuring out how to beat them was a testament to how great they were.

>>151776589
they're arguing over a game of mafia which makes it look even more autistic

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Who was better - IG of TI2 or Wings of TI6?

>>151775864
>female oly lifting
there's your mistake

>>151776521
oddly enough to completely agree with this

big gap between 5 and 1 though

>>151776623
>I know people are still salty about Wings but the fact that they steamrolled through TI without anyone figuring out how to beat them was a testament to how great they were.

they are able to play multiple styles of dota which no other team can do currently for some reason despite being "pros". there was no trick to it, they are just good at dota m8

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>Go into ranked 3K
>Pick spectre because we need a hard carry
>3 guys fought for mid, in the end we have tinker
>A retard still picks Mirana and goes to farm ancients, leaving me ALONE AGAINST VOID AND SILENCER
>Can't touch a fucking creep for 15 minutes
>Mirana doesn't help any of our fucked up lanes and afk farms
>She dies to slark/void because she is mentally challenged
>Have radiance at 30 minutes because Mirana steals farm
>Mirana has a 35 minute deso ( nothing else except phase )
>Game ends at 50 minutes and I have no items because Mirana fucked up my game
>Final game screen


On top of that she insults me for not having items AND asked the enemy team to report me.

I mean I've seen bad players but THIS is just another fucking level. Holy shit am I triggered. I know 3K isn't stellar but this was some 1K shit right there

>>151776665
but why lmao

>>151776589
he forgot to take his pills

>>151776623
>14-7
>18-7
>22-7
Guess which one won TI. The format is shit.

>>151776793
this TI had the right amount of hype and comfy in it

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>>151776198
Best TI so far. Based Purge. Slacks were a little over the top. DC making it to the final and losing made this TI into just like my Chinese cartoons.

>>151776838
you didn't need a hard carry
you are bad at dota

I'm not going to read the rest of your post

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Don't do it. Don't shuffle. Your fans are loyal, your brand is strong, your dota is masterful. So you lost 2 BO3s against arguably the two teams you were least prepared for. A slightly different playoff assignment would see you coasting to top 3.

Cr1t, Miracle-, Moon, I know you guys are being courted and getting offers from every direction. Fuck that. Stay with the senpai, senpai. Show everyone it's through the highs and the lows. We, the fans, believe.

Don't break our hearts. #DreamGreen

>>151777018
>Don't break our hearts

Fuck reddit tbqhwy

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Do we have dirty afterparty news?

>>151776198
6 > 3 > 5 > 2> 4 > 1
4P1 with ~40 heroes was just awful.

If C9 or EG beat VG, TI4 would probably have been remembered better. Those finals were trash, and the group stages irredeemable because Jimmy didn't make it to the main event because of that shit format

>>151777018
OG should just disband, they are shit. frankfurt was a fluke which was proven by the months following it and they only won manilia because all the other top tier teams were in shambles after the shuffle

>>151777095
apparently grant banged kaci

and owen/sheever picked up some random dude

>>151776838
you needed a support not a hard carry

HOL UP

Did Anneedroid comment any game??

Also

>team kaci
>kaci didn't pick a female from the audience
>????

>>151777213
Yeah I know, that was supposed to be Mirana's job.

>>151777018
why are redditors so cringey bros

>>151777164
>5>2
'no'

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>wake up
>no patch

post the jumping ppd webm PLEASE

>>151777260
only during qualifiers and group stages

no mainstage thank god

>>151777260
Anneedroid casted group stages. That's it thank god.

>>151776959

It was a pretty good final. My game of the competition is still the EG vs DC LB final, but yeah it was pretty good.

DC might have had a chance if w33 didn't get the yipps with Mirana in game 3. But hell, the fact that it took THAT long for something like that to happen is a hell of a thing for a wildcard team rank outsider like DC.

>>151777095
Ephey got a train ran on her

>>151777189
>grand
>banged kaci
he couldn't bang if he were explosives

>>151777328
23rd, Malcolm

>>151777294
You needed to pick another support and rotate all around the map to stop their 4 fucking cores from farming, you shuoldn't have picked a fucking ultra lategame carry and try to battle against that shit with a fucking mirana and timbersaw in your team. You fucked up

>>151777294
>Yeah I know, that was supposed to be Mirana's job.
what if, you know, instea of picking carry you pick a support that roams, tell mirana "hey farm top" while you go around the map doing kills and even killing top?

>>151774359
>no from the makers of
>just a couple of memes thrown in
>the word meme used as a buzzword
>no easter egg trigger hinting at what country DC represents
not worthy

>>151777439
he banged that kittyplays chick or sonya I forgot

>>151777294
Mirana is one of the most unreliable supports. Your retarded and I'm surprised you're even 3k

>>151777095

who is this qt?

fix armpit lord

>fire storm mini stuns and lasts 20 seconds, 1000 aoe, area denial and farming ability now. damage stays the same, think tinker machines

>pit now has 12 cd at all levels, damage increases to 100 150 200 250

>passive now decreases damage from total raw damage than from just stat damage, up to 25% in addition to decrease to stat damage seperately, any hero underlord kills now permanently steals 10 attack damage (only from kills attributed to underlord

>ulti is now creates a gate anywhere on the map where he and other allies and controlled units can pass through freely for 20 seconds
>aghs upgrade, lasts 20 seconds and up to an additional 20 seconds for 5 percent of underlords mana every second

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>>151777352
do you mean this

>>151777095
they all banged

a lot more fangirls in dota than it would appear

>>151777521
>he banged that kittyplays chick
ew she's disgusting

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>>151777474
>>151777480
Yeah, I might have fucked up in my pick. But honestly, I think it wouldn't have mattered anyway because of how Mirana itemized and played overall.

But yeah, you're right. I just hope I'll never get another game like this. I learned my lesson.

>>151776108
Remember to only spam him until you're comfortable with the hero, then move on!

>>151777326
Only memorable shit from that was the play, and it was more from the call from LD and whatshisname than the actual play itself.

>>151777328
I miss this meme

>>151777813
>tfw nu-fags consider that an old meme
suffering

>>151777813

I miss someone replying to that post with the Ogre Magi release patchnotes.

>>151777521
Oh yeah real cool, sauce please.

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>wake up
>monkey king
it's time

>>151777776
>off by one
you had one job you retard.

I also have no idea what you're talking about.

>>151775491
The fuck is happening here lol?

>>151777326
The level of play from the bottom 8 drags down the top 8 pretty hard. Does anyone remember anything from the group stages, or anything outside of the LGD hype train and Na'Vi fighting against the Asians?

>>151777725
of course! i always make sure to try out new heroes in ranked too!

>>151777878
>tfw nu-fags consider quarry an old meme

>>151777980
Learning heroes isn't hard unless it's some unique shit like Invoker or Meepo or Tinker, it isn't hard to just pick a hero you haven't played and just know what to do, specially if you watch tournaments

>>151777878
No, I just haven't been here in fucking forever since I quit dota and it was nice seeing the meme again
I didn't imply it was old

>>151777629
>ulti is now creates a gate anywhere on the map where he and other allies and controlled units can pass through freely for 20 seconds
This is honestly what I think it should be remade into. Post-Pit Lord which is a very old hero, we have shit like BoTs 2 and Relocate. 100% keep the channel though, because you need to be able to cancel that kinda OP shit. Probably show where the exit is too like Wisp Relocate, but hide the entrance

They ninja buffed it apparently too, he used to be able to only do it on LANE creeps and buildings, but in the all star match it worked on heroes and units too.

>>151777689
think about it, if you pick support, do everything you can to help them, even give him a lane, you have all the right to shit on them and tell them to kill themselves
Yeah sure you get a loss, but you will get a loss anyways if you try to fight them with "baww no you are not good, ill carry baww"

At least thats what i do. I never play carry or mid because they are boring, mostly offlane or roaming supp. You try to fight back, you lose. Everyone think they are hot shit and "everyone is bad but me", so just ignore them and give them a chance. If they dont carry, you have all the right to shit on him

>>151777980
No, honestly though.
What's the reason to spam a hero you know all about anyways? To gain MMR up until the hero becomes bad, and then you find yourself in a bracket you can't play in if you're not playing your spam hero

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>only lost 1 game today

>>151778135
i didn't imply you implied it was old

how good is core Elder Titan

So when will the next major tournament be? I couldn't be arsed playing the game anymore, I just want to watch the tournaments.

>>151778256
Sorry for implying you implied it was old

>>151778108

Invoker isn't THAT hard, it just requires memorisation. Meepo and Chen require actual micro skills that you either have you don't.
Invoker CAN use those skills with forge spirits, but it doesn't have to.

>>151778139
>enemy tried to high ground you
>no one around, think they got this
>all of a sudden the whole team pops on top of them and buttfucks them
>riki/bounty/slark commended
>

>>151778180
I just like playing hard carry but I think that I should maybe play more support to get more MMR. I know how to carry and when I'm given the minimal requirements, I carry out of control. But it never happens because supports in this trench are not good.

So yeah, maybe that's what I should do.

>>151777407
EG in general had the best games, I'd say. Their first game against Wings were amazing.

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>>151775491

>>151776695
IG DK EG Newbee TI4

>>151777912
when his twitter got hacked

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>>151774608
i took 10 min between games to make this yesterday

it's pretty fucking garbage, no reddit necessary

>>151778526

That fight in the second game of the LB final where EVERY ult get's used and not a single hero dies except for the Aegis on Medusa was fantastic, and really cemented how good the level of play was this year.
And also that DC most definitely DID deserve to have gotten this far, as if that was really in any doubt by this point.

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>>151778726

>>151777629
>get octrine on pitlord
>8 seconds pit of malice that deals 250 damage each
>firestorm ministuns securing at least 2 pits
>This was essentially the original ult and it was used 99% of the times in the lategame to get the entire team to the enemy ancient and rat it

>Firestorm is bad sharpnel
>lets turn it into bad march of the machines

certain shitty intern should quit hi job and kill himself

>>151774010
>>151775803

she's a beauty, this thread needs more podchan
I demand more podchan

>>151773530
What would hurt your draft, not what would help theirs since you dont know what they would pick. If youre going late game then ban out some really good early game people who would fuck you up. Or the mid game gods like gyro that would make you lose before you can really come on.

>>151778514
Im not saying that you shouldnt play carry. You should play what you are good at. If you are good at carry, fine, do it, but you need to understand that is a hard role in pubs, EVERYONE wants to carry, and you have to deal with it.
Do this
>game starts
>select carry
>if another one says "carry", see if he's a monkey or not: Ask him "let me, i marked first" or "Can i go carry"
>If he goes "no, me carry huehuehue", then DO NOT go jungle unless your lanes can survive.
>pick whatever's left you are good with. If you are not good with support, just pick roaming supp, not that hard to pull off

>>151778928
But why grant though

>>151778469
Yeah it could work on paper in those situations. Shadow Blade, start the channel on a Blink hero or Dagger hero and the instant its about to pop he blinks in, you could combo Dark Rift in its Dota 2 form pretty well as is.

but everyone appearing in the same spot could just get reverse combo'd by the correct team. Just a pos4 Naga or anyone with an ult that fucks shit up

uhmmmmmm

dotards?

>>151775276
WD- Kelly MIlkies or whatever that bitch is called
Spirit breaker- Moos mother

>>151779203
he is very charismatic when drunk

>>151774010
>>151775803
>TWO YEARS WITH NO NEW INFO.
KILL ME, WE'LL NEVER SOLVE THE BIGGEST MYSTERY IN DOTA.

>>151776589
>>151777953
Godz and Nahaz were having incorrect reads, Godz saying Nahaz was Mafia for the entire game and it just kinda led to long arguments and back and forth, which leads to outbursts

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>>151779317
yes hello?

>>151779376
tnx for the u qt

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what did he mean by this?

>>151776326
I sure hope so, Blitz is such a little faggot.

>>151779349
this
I was amazed watching the casual stream at that BTS hub

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>>151779518
ok bye

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>>151779528
>when you pick Jakiro and Clinkz.

Is there anyone on d2g that streams?

>>151779363
Nahaz is like 50 why is he raging over dota?

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>>151778963
>march of the machines lasts 20 seconds mini stuns and does burn damage

>>151779618
yes me

>>151779657
Link

so how many games do you need to get to ranked on a fresh account?

https://twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/763602994352889860

what did he mean by this?

>>151779657
whats your channel

>>151779194

Yeah. Honestly, it's a lot easier to turn a game as a support depending on which one you pick.

Witch Doctor for instance is fucking beastly, that goddamn Cask, that goddamn fucking Cask just wins teamfights like you wouldn't believe.
Let's not even get started with that physical damage ult he's packing. Or that heal.

CM is another good one depending on who the rest of the team is thanks to her aura, which really helps earlygame with heroes like Timber and Tusk.
Treant can be really good in certain instances as well, low MMR bracket players always forget that he hits like a goddamn mack train and you will probably right click a hero or two down every game just because of that.

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>>151777189
>owen/sheever picked up some random dude

more info pls

>>151779774
>>151779816
sing_sing

>>151778928
my boy grant
what a legend

>>151779816
/
sing_sing

Not streaming right now though.

>>151779816
>>151779774
/ourguy

>>151779349
he's also a pretty good dancer

>>151779806
@Peterpandam REMEMBER this motherfuvker,WINGS WILL GIVE YOU MOTHERFUVKER A LESSON ABOUT HOW TO PLAY DOTA
>Aug 10
kek

>>151779903
Stream right now then you fucking chink if not kill your dog

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>>151775631
maybe eg shouldnt have choked vs DC then

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what if the game was balanced around having fun instead of memesports?

Can anyone post all the meme movie posters so far? Want to save them all.

>>151780170
you mean dota imba?

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>>151779806
what did he mean by this?

>>151779979
>>151780242
based random chink

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>>151779948
>>151779903
hmm two sings

what did he mean by this?

Who will play him in the inevitable bio pic?

Can you tell me about Bane? Why does he wear the mask?

Is it because he has the power to save the ones he loves?

Where could one learn this power?

Small guys or Big guys?

Really makes you think...

>>151779856
Just pick heroes that can do something alone. Treant is awful for that, hes very dependant on the team. If your team is losing and doing shit alone, you are done.
Cm is independant, thats a good pick. Can jungle if you cant gank, helps teammates and shit.

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give funnek a job ;_;

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>developed dozens of strats so that they could not be downloaded
>performed the raw calculations, concluded that EG would lose to DC after attempting a repeat of TI5, thus avoiding throwing upper bracket games
>EG fell for the honeypot of repeating strats from TI5
>placed last at manilla so noone would really research the players

Behold, Wings_Innocence, aka GoodPPD and 5-D chess master. Literally how can anyone compete?

>>151774803
salsa??

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>>151780406
/tv/ your pills

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>tfw d2g returns to comfy funposting after the shitfest that was ti

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>team picks mid LC, carry Gyro, Jungle treant, -random Support Phantom Lancer

sometimes there is nothing you can do

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>>151780539
It's like pottery.

It rhymes.

>>151780490
shut the FUCK up funnek

>>151780490
>$2.500 per 1k
wow what value

>>151775803

Reminder that the image in the middle with her hand on her chest is from G throwing up in the booth

>>151780490
Shut the fuck up funnek

somethings not right

where the faggot blitzposter

where the lmao shitpost lol

>>151780587
Whats the problem with Mid LC and carry gyro

>>151777095
Ephey is such a fucking slut

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>>151780490
>$500 for picking slark 8 games in a row

>>151780750
gyro does nodamage and dies to a fart
there are better heroes to send mid

>>151780728
probably resting after 1 week of continuous shitposting

>>151780728
>where the faggot blitzposter

>where the lmao shitpost lol

aren't they the same person

>>151780490
>$500 for 200 autism points
Who the fuck would pay that much lol

>>151779806

PPD forgot what year it was. He thought it was an odd numbered TI where the lower bracket honeypot works.

>>151780796
>Slark
>Sub 50% winrate
So unefficient

>>151777647
even kids like sumail have fangirls to fuck
imagine what rtz or qo pull

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>>151780556
>be russian
>make faggots angry

>>151780845
Oh yeah i forgot you are playing competitive dota
Oh no wait

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>>151780728
>these faggots miss me

HOLY FUCK LMAO

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING KEKED

MY FUCKING GIGA SIDES ARE GONE

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT

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What heroes are confirmed to survive a car crash?

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>>151780996
think again

>>151780556
honestly I prefer peruvians over most of the americans on us east
region lock would mean I have to deal with more people giving orders over their mic like they're rtz or something

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>>151776589

They're playing a party game where a few people are 'Mafia' and everyone else is neutral. The neutral accuse people based on reads and vote "kill" / lynch them.

Nahaz was tilted from being accused and wanted to "die" AKA ragequit. This is what Godz was referring to.

Drunk on Jack & Stats, Nahaz then had this meltdown which cost him a TI invite.

The tilt then continues as his stats miss that the top ranked Meepo on Dotabuff isn't worth a ban, netting him 0 series wins as his tenure as coL's coach.

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>>151780406
>hmm two sings
I made both posts
>what did he mean by this?
I want more viewers
>Who will play him in the inevitable bio pic?
Probably Chow Yung Fat or Jared Leto
>Can you tell me about Bane? Why does he wear the mask?
He would die without it, have you not seen the movie?
>Is it because he has the power to save the ones he loves?
No
>Where could one learn this power?
We all have it, deep inside our hearts. Try having children.
>Small guys or Big guys?
I don't care for small guys, and I'm one.
>Really makes you think...
It really does.

>>151780556

>Only play bot games because im beta
>Pick Lina and go mid
>Russian bloodcyka screaming "SUEPORT NO WARD" all game
>Laughs maniacally at me when sven bot BKBs my stun

My favorite game of dota I've ever played

>>151781083
What his name again?

>>151781183
Mr. President

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>>151781150
but you aren't streaming now are you?

>>151781183
puppey

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Okay now d2g/ real talk. What is THE build for grinding MMR as pic related?

I really have this urgency to leave my 3k for good and I always hear from you guys that she is the way to go.

>>151781051
thats right

kidnappers syndrome in full effect

>>151780750

>Gyro rushed a scepter
>LC got an early dagger but likes to Q before dueling the weaver.

this isnt suppose to happen in very high skill rite guys?

>>151781119
people with mics are usually barking orders or calling out shit like "YOU PLAYED BADLY STFU' more often than using it to coordinate something or communicate effectively

Why?

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>his game and thread are dead for another 6 months

>>151781285
vanguard deso

>>151781285
Phase boots, morbid mask, bf, bkb, situational.

>>151781374
Whose?

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>>151781285
pic related

>>151781312
im not actually the face poster I just know how to act like them

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>Wings simultaneously shitted on the west and known organization in chink land
Why are they so based lads?

>Slark
Essence shift stats are returned when Slark dies (he already loses them when he dies now, they just don't go back for some reason)

>Timbersaw
Chakram no longer deals pass damage

>Shadow Demon
Disruption cooldown to 22 at all levels

>Elder Titan
Astral Spirit no longer gives vision

>Mirana
Aghanim's Starfall now an on-hit ability

>Naga siren
Str gain lowered from 2.5 to 2

>Faceless Void
Base damage lowered by 6

Behold, the PERFECT list of changes.

>>151781285
blightstone phaseboots is cancerous in laning stage

deso vanguard to ggwp

>tfw you will never create a future of esports with turkish trustfundbabby and president of estonia

why even live

>>151781335
ok thats player problem not hero problem

when is fall major? end of october/beginning of november?

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I gave you the best god damn TI that I could muster out of my money pile. Apologize right now you fucking cunts or you won't see Monkey King until next year.

>>151781183

It's JOOOOOHN CEEENA

[tootling kazoo noises]

>>151781285
phase > blight stone > vanguard > deso > bkb > abyssal > situational items like mkb or something

>>151781335
very high skill just means above like 3700 mmr lmao you still get shitters

play ranked idiot

>>151773530
so basically

ban ET/Timber

?

>>151781546

But Gaben, isn't Phantom Lancer already in the game?

>>151781476
>Chakram no longer deals pass damage
nah retards its going to be ms nerf

>Disruption cooldown to 22 at all levels
nah it will be illusion tankiness

>Astral Spirit no longer gives vision
this would be reduced aoe vision
ms nerf

>Base damage lowered by 6
add armor nerf and agi gain

so does anybody know how many games it takes to get ranked?

>>151777645
>smashing the headphones
goddamnit Gamerz™

>>151781663
>ban ET/Timber
>Wings gets Void
nice try dotard

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>>151780728
MY 4CHANPOSTING HAS _LITERALLY_ INDUCED STOCKHOLM SYNDROME HERE IN THE GULAG

W E W

HERE'S A TIP

WE ARE WATCHING

THE

BASEDLYMPICS

Reminder that BigBaddy NoBrains was literally boosted from 5k to 9-12th place at TI6 because of being friends with Fly.

>>151781476
>Slark
>slark is OP

>Timbersaw
But the damage per second in chakram is increased right? otherwise retarded

>Shadow demon
Too high, unless you buff illusions to 75% at all levels. 18 all levels is fine.

>Elder Titan
Yes, or make teh spirit walk with the same speed as ET and not more.

>Mirana
>on-hit ability
What?

>Naga siren
Eh, naga doesnt need a nerf.

>FV
Maybe.

>>151781814
more like btfo so hard by dick sucking everytime of the day

>>151781808
all im saying is ET or Timber were picked by wings in all but one of those matches.

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>>151781504
there is more
>Tree rushed aghs
>teamfight as timber and get 2 kills
>tree is mad because i killed some of his aghs trees
>muted and reported from this 4stack

JUST

>>151781867
is notail a bigger team ruiner than rtz?

from winning majors to 13th in TI

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what went right?

>>151781601
>>151781486
>>151781467
>>151781449
>>151781410

Alright lads. This should be enough feedback to have a general idea and finally get out of 3k. Cheers.

>>151781901
>Too high, unless you buff illusions to 75% at all levels. 18 all levels is fine.
Wait no, ignore me. Didnt know 16 sec was the lowest.
20 all levels is fine.

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When does the compendium end?

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>>151781757
I SAID APOLOGIZE

>>151782107
31st

>>151782032
Nice bot game.

>>151782107
exactly 17 days

>>151781476
>Slark and Timber are OP
<3 these memes

>>151781961
i enjoy your blog posts, keep them coming

>tfw 3 or 4 stack of absolute shitters and you're the odd man out, they all blame and report you for loss. bonus points if they're shitskins

i've been there friend

>>151782282
slark only gives stupid people a hard time, timber could use a few nerfs in either reactive armor or taking away some of that pure damage

>>151781901

Slark changes are needed for consistency. There is literally no other "stat stealing" debuff in the entire game that keeps the stats after death. Slark doesn't even KEEP the stats when he dies,they just disappear for the 2 minute duration.

>But the damage per second in chakram is increased right? otherwise retarded
Sure

>Too high, unless you buff illusions to 75% at all levels. 18 all levels is fine.
No. The "downtime" is TWO seconds at max level between the illusions he summons and the next set. Eight second downtime (~1/3 the duration) is reasonable.

>Mirana on-hit
It means that the aghanim's starfall requires an autoattack to hit (any target) before it is cast. So Mirana no longer has 600+ instant burst unless she squeezes an autoattack in there, which is fucking reasonable here.

>Eh, naga doesnt need a nerf.
Her stat gain is OUT OF CONTROL.

i'm having a post-TI low... no one streaming for gradual withdrawal..

>>151782107
>>151782175
Thanks. I can finish all the quests then.

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>>151782125

Well geez Mr Newell, I thought it was a pretty good International this year?

>>151782446
if you go the rewards section and scroll all the way to the right it shows you

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>>151780512
lmao just ward their jungle

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>tfw no based Ayesee at TI6

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>…yeah

>>151782538

When do we get the points for the card game?

>>151782429
>dota
>consistent

Well hello there LoLbaby refugee
enjoy your stay

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>>151781476
>Mirana
>Aghanim's Starfall now an on-hit ability

should remove double starfall from aghs
or only double starfall if there is only 1 enemy getting hit

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how do you make friends in dota

>>151782602
I wish old pastas were posted more

http://pastebin.com/u/Patala

Almost all of them are gold

>>151782602
Where the fuck did Ayesee even go?

How the fuck is SD ahgs balanced? LMAO 3 PURGES

>>151782779
wish i knew famalam

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>>151782429
>There is literally no other "stat stealing" debuff in the entire game that keeps the stats after death

>>151780512
PPD just needs to get a underated good player like Arturo :^).

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>>151782779

>>151782868
cuz he's never gonna farm that shit in a real game without and alc gifting it

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Who's that dotamon?

>>151782779
I dont

>>151782951
SDs have been getting insanely farmed in tournaments, however the Aghs might not be better than having a Glimmer+Force or Blink+Glimmer or whatever

>>151782365
they ddnt blame me for loss though

The tree was just butthurt because i killed his aghs trees and didn't say sorry when he pointed it out

so yeah probably a shit skin

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Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

>>151783058
arc warden

Resolution is a fucking shit carry, prove me wrong

>>151783058
like half the carries in the game?

>>151783058
terrorblade

>>151782779
Make jokes xddd

>>151783180
you're wrong

>>151782887
>>151782779
post ur steam

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>>151783167
>>151783221
>>151783290

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holy shit

>>151783180
Why don't you prove yourself right first, fucking faggot

>>151782602
he works for twitch as a mercenary caster for any esport

>>151782905

I was referring to all the other "temporary" stat stealers in the game

Static Link
Whirling Death
Grave Chill
Etc.

>>151782667
It doesn't happen on any other hero in the game. Its pure oversight.

>>151778928
That's super fucked up

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Watch out for Steven "Eosin" Cheng
The public enemy of Dota 2 #2
Known facts:

[x] Midget
[x] Tryhard
[x] Stacker
[x] Racist
[x] Overweight
[x] Gook
[x] Dumpstered by fakkaliv in /vg/ masters
[x] Communist
[x] Artstyle hater
[x] Doesn't post first for #kaidota
[x] Directly responsible for Silencer casting last word and curse on you every 14 seconds
[x] Bad player and captain
[x] Known homosexual
[x] Virgin
[x] K-Pop spammer
[x] Ledditor
[x] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[x] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[x] Smells bad
[x] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[x] Supports Pendragon
[x] Likes bad music
[x] Has Athlete's Foot despite never exercising in his life
[x] Attempted to take down Adblock
[x] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[x] "That"
[x] Jewish ancestry
[x] Hates America
[x] Caused Gents to get a day job
[x] Alcoholic
[x] Samefagger
[x] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[x] Bad teeth
[x] Israeli apologist
[x] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[x] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[x] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[x] Hindered intergalactic relations
[x] Responsible for seizure of Bitgamer by the Feds
[x] Watches and enjoys The Big Bang Theory
[x] Abuser of animals
[x] Possible jaywalker
[x] Copyright violater
[x] Borderline mentally retarded
[x] His nipples resemble misshapen pepperoni

>>151773710
Anybody made this yet?

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>>151782779
just add someone you enjoyed playing with and play a couple more games with him/her KEK

dont be afraid to look desperate if you are

>>151783596
he is a big deal tho

>>151783419
we could've seen it coming from February

nerf pa

>daggers buff is now an aghanims upgrade, original dagger is now the defualt dagger otherwise
>blink piercing magic immunity is reverted
>blur now only gives 30 percent miss chance
>ulti no longer affects dagger

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>>151783419

>It's the year of brazil

They're not even winning the olympics

>>151783796
>delete PA

>>151782779
Call your laning partner "my friend" and praise successful plays.

guys i miss gents

@151783796 (You)
Are you a shitter, or just really mad about OG losing to MVP?

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Daily reminder

>>151774235
he's a monkey. of course he can walk in trees :)

>>151781901
>But the damage per second in chakram is increased right? otherwise retarded

No. Timbersaw can deal 360 pure damage on an 8 second base cooldown just using chakram as a line passing nuke.