/owg/ overwatch general

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how did your last DIE DIE DIE go for you /owg/?

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gremlin

Hana song sucks big black dick

How to counter Bastion who's riding the payload and has Rein protecting him?

This game would be perfect if it didn't have the goofy gook of bullet absorbing bullshit.

>>151737010
Fuck off Lucio

>>151737079

Kill it.

>>151737010
Fuck off kike retard faggot

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>>151737000
got the achievement

>>151737079
Tracer bomb

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>schoolgirl loli
>swings a giant ball n chain
>melee character
>low hp, slow, frontliner
>has wide, fast aoe so it counters shit like genji and tracer
>one special move is launching the ball n chain very far forward hitting everyone in its way, pinning one enemy and knocking others back like reinhardts charge

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nteenth for crazy chicks

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>Want to play OW
>Can't because my kitty is sleeping right in the middle of my chair and he's very very cute

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new hero is gonna be sneakily dropping in on aug 23 boys

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is overwatch the new league of legends?
>game starts
>you must pick genji, mcree, rein/zarya, hog/winston, and lucio+zen no questions asked
>pick something else
>do well
>your team will mindlessly fuck up because they dont know how to actually play the game only how to copy without learning
>when you explain how zaryas bubble works on reins shield they will get upset and site their favorite streamer
the higher I go in rank the more mindless sheeps I get. Sure you get a couple people who actually learned the game and why their choices are good for the match but the majority just pick because they saw someone pick.

>>151737260
Give me a pic of your pussy plz

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Amaris

>>151737237
>Blizzard
>Schoolgirl loli's

Yeah right, you're either getting some crusty old lady or an absolute dyke.

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>>151737237
>melee
>low hp
>slow

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>>151737114
>>151737137
Easiest (You)'s I ever had.

Besides, Lucio is now pozzed.

>>151737363
if a character like that had mobility it would be basically a permanent genji ult

this is better

>>151737303
But if you don't pick that comp you literally just lose.

Also you forgot to include the goofy gook of bullet absorbing bullshit. She's picked way more than hog or winston.

>>151737237
Why would you post an empty image like this, anon?

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>>151737014
how bad is it, doc

>>151737370
>two (You)s is an accomplishment
Here, have another you lonely bastard.

>>151737431
Trash it.
Then Trash yourself.

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>3 people on team are queued together
>All 3 of them pick offense heroes
>They spend the entire game fucking off and trying to "flank" alone

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>>151737303
>matchmaking enforces the "its only fun when you stack with friends" meme

i thought overwatch was gonna be the LeL killer but it turned out to be wanting to be the replacement, just with a 30$ fee to keep away f2p subhumans

you were the chosen one overwatch, i loved you like a brother

>>151737481
T-thank you. Rough day.

>>151737303
What rank are you at? Tierwhores are present everywhere but as you go higher people should know better.

>competitive solo queue at rank 65+
fucking hell never again

this game is so unrewarding to individual good players beyond this rank and i dont have friends

>>151737303
The bubble doesn't take any damage for the shield, I'm almost certain that you only get charge from bullets that are center mass anyways if any at all since I don't have any friends to playtest it with.
t. 45 hours on Reinhardt

>>151737547
Solo only mode W H E N?

Fuck tired of premades that bring their shitty rank 50 friend into rank 65 games. Especially when they let them play a dps.

>>151737303
You're forgetting the part where Overwatch isn't irredeemable trash in a terrible "genre."

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H A N A
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N
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>>151737650
>play game
my team is all solo q randoms

enemy team has a 2-stack and a 4-stack, why is this even allowed

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My friend from ages back who is 71 roped me into a game, i'm 38

We won despite my shitty supporting

I'm not gonna be banned for boosting am I, because i'm legitimately shit and he wanted to bring me in so his premade can laugh at how bad I am

>>151737645
Probably because you play a cuck role. I drift between 65-70 and I feel like I still have a lot of improvements to make as a mccree and genji player.

Also I'm not a genji main before anyone moans at me I just pick him because he's fucking easy wins.

>>151737645
>four gold medals
>still lose hardcore
I'M BETTER THAN THE ENEMY TEAM LET ME RANK UP REEE FUCKING TEAM GAMES

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>>151737547
>4 stack
>they pick all offense/tanks
>me and other solo quer have to zen+lucio

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>reach max rank 64 before I decide to give up trying
>fall down to 58
>that award list gets posted
>can't get past 60
>actually decide to give up smoking weed for a couple of days to improve my concentration
>reach 66, resume smoking
>fall down to 62

no fucks given

>>151737646
nah, low damage hits from dva or reaper from across the map still somehow charges zarya decently

>>151737827
DUDE

>>151737771
>That much for a win

HOly fuck my sides.

>>151737587
I'm sorry, anon. Have an e-hug.

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>you will never take hana out for a nice steak and then wait until she eats it to tell her it was actually rabbit

>>151737909
WEED

>>151737915
Screenshot was abviously taken mid graph. Look at the side. He went up to 43.

>>151737790
obviously can improve individually, but the game is so reliant on teams actually not being braindead at this point and working together that it's impossible to carry any more

+1 skill -1 skill repeat send help

>>151737827
You just did the OW equivalent of removing your training weights.

That's pretty badass.

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tfw cant aim good

winston needs a buff

>>151737915
>>151738005
No, that was legitimately all I got for it

I'm not gonna get banned for joining a 70+ game right, I dont wants to get banned

>>151737940

>not making her rabbit ragu with papperdelle

>>151738036
There are Meta Approved heroes who don't require fine aiming ability.

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>>151737827
oh man this guy is like so totally cool because he smokes weed man

like whoah dudes

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QTmaker!

>>151738036
Tfw tracking is god tier on Zarya and 76 but can't click on heads

>>151738138
I want to rub my dick on her cold blue lips

>>151737940
shes asian dude, shed probably like it especially if shes chinese/mongolian

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>>151737809
>>151737547

>Queue for comp
>Get matched with some level 650
>He's in a 3 man premade
>He only plays mei
>Somehow he got to rank 68
>He instapicks mei and his shitty friends pick dps
>I pick zarya because she's basically a dps tank
>Other solo's pick widow and roadhog
>None of them switch all game

I never thought I'd play an avg rank 68 game without even having a fucking healer. They even spoke on voice chat and when I told them to switch they just plain out refused and told widow to switch.

Worst game I've ever play. Not even Noah's ark could have carried those fucking animals.

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Am I getting a ranking down/loss if I left during the loading screen? I told my fucking faggot friend that I'm done for today and he ignored it and searched for a game because he thought I was being ironic, the absolute madman

>>151738047
I want winston to be refuckingmoved because every shitter on my team who picks him thinks jumping straight into the enemy team (often feat. Reaper and Roadhog) is somehow a good idea.

>>151737771
Did the high levels bully you, call you names and use you like the little support fuck-toy you are?

>>151738047
agreed he can't even fulfill his role, his jump needs a lower cooldown or something and his ult is just garbage.

>>151738257
no
they just laughed whenever roadhog hooked me

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>>151738075
>No, that was legitimately all I got for it

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>>151737909
>>151737943
>>151738097

>Underage b&s projecting this hard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFcrzIlZfNU

Defend this, genjishitters

>attack gets +5 minutes on the timer for taking a point

jesus fucking christ this is why defense is a joke

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>/owg/ will never have an illegitimate child

>>151738287
Girls who put out on the first night only like guys who carry their team, anon.

>>151738374

>muh skillcap
>hard to play
>time investment
>high skill floor high skill ceiling
>play him and learn his weaknesses shitter
>just pick winston

>>151738374
>pick Reaper
>walking past Genji
>he hits e
>I aim for the friendly Zarya ult behind him
>as soon as I'm parallel to him and 2 feet tot eh side I fire
>instantly die

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bastion-chan is the best girl!

>>151738305
Anti boosting mechanics senpai

>>151738287
Gross what a mega roastie that bitch is

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>>151738374
Just stop shooting bruh Genji is fine learn to play son git gud

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>blizzard will never fix their walls

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>>151738416
>impregnating women before you even meet them

Absolute madman

>>151738238
please respond

>playing ranked in OVERWATCH ever

The game will never have a decent ranked mode.

>>151738352
You're baiting right?

Weed is for fucking kids don't even try to deny it.

>Woah dude it's actually really healthy and good for you and shit
>Muh olympic gold medalist that smokes weed
>Haha weed is cool now right guys??????
>Bob memely

Kill yourself.

>>151738421
Offense mains are for one night stands and regret.
Tank mains are for short relationships and rough sex.
Support mains are for marriage and roleplay.
Defense mains are for being perma-virgins

>>151738686
Not him dude but chill out. The only real problem is the retards that have to tell everyone they smoke weed all the time.

Cool most people smoke weed bud but thanks for letting us all know etc etc

>>151738665
Possibly. It's not like quick play where you can leave any time before setup.

>>151738684
t. rank 40

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>>151738194
You could warm her up.

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>>151738287


>>151738416
This shit again...

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>>151738621
>implying jack didnt go through any tours
>the future middle-east of all places
>not meeting with other well respected fellow soldiers
>not having a one night stand with some brown sniper qt
>not inviting her to the avengers later because you know how good she is

>>151738836
62 but nice try. Ranked will never be good in Overwatch because the game rewards big meme teams that adhere to the big meme meta

>open summer crate
>purple
>its currency
I don't know why but getting coins outta these things pisses me off way more than it should.

>some nigga takes zen so you have to consider taking a pos-load

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Anyone got tips for playing her? I just can't seem to git gud with her

>>151738994
Because currency used to be a great drop but now it's going to be useless for every event.

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>tfw playing roadhog on a good roadhog map against inexperienced players in QM

>>151739054
dont

she's not currently in the six allowed heroes to be picked

Is queuing with a high level friend gonna get me banned

He is 70 and i'm 38 but I dunno if I can queue with him again without being spam reported for boosting

>>151738994
>oh its gonna be something that i can equip or use
>its money that is only worth half of what it could be if it was an item

and besides part of what makes people try out other heroes theyre not playing is when they get items for those heroes

>>151738941
that picture is fucking adorable

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>>151739117
It can only be better when you have a good supporting Rein or Zarya.

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>>151739054
Pharah is not a slut.

>>151738686
Anytime someones hobby gets attacked they say shit thats similar to this
>woah dude video games are good for your hand eye cordination
>my favorite actor from chronicles of riddick plays video games and hes buff wow!
>being a nerd is cool now look all my friends play video games!
>gamer gear
you can apply this shit to lifting, drugs, partying, work, and what ever else. You being butthurt and edgy over nothing just makes you look 13

>>151739143
no, the enemies are gonna be praising your friend for bringing a retard to the big boys club

>>151739143
Nope but I doubt it'll be possible from season 2 onward.

>>151739076
there's gonna be some kind of brutal way of obtaining event stuff from currency, like you can buy things from past years d uringg the event but it costs 10x normal skins or smth. they just wont announce it til after the event is over.

How to get gud with D.va now that she (unfortunately) outclasses harambe in terms of harrasment

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>>151737010
You'd like to think, but she prefers white cock.

Reminder that whenever anyone mentions their rank, unless they specify otherwise they are talking about their maximum rank which is roughly 5 ranks higher than their TRUE RANK.

Reminder to judge all posters based on their TRUE RANK.

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>>151738941
That's a lot of 'what if's' in the place of facts anon.

>>151739252
Nigga you better not talk shit about Vin Diesel.

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Rate me?
Im rank 41

>>151739054
i want her to ride me so fucking hard FUCK

>>151739309
What if I just did placements and never played comp again?

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>>151738871
Are you triggered?

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>>151739332
but anon, its just a theory

a game theory

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Does anyone else really want to gently bully Hana?

>>151739251
>>151739054

>tfw pharah will never put on a strapon and make you her bitch

>>151739440
gently buttfuck her? why yes I do

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>>151739309
>Under 20 hours in the game
>Placed 60
>Almost immediately dropped to 57

>>151739345
I'm not dude im just saying that you can apply this shit to fucking anything even the hobby we are doing right now so its a fucking stupid thing to bitch about

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>>151739440
No.

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>>151739362
But thats lewd.

>>151739440
I want to buy Hana a pet bunny rabbit, then have it "die" days later, just to be able to see her cry about it.

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>YOU'RE POWERED UP

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>>151739421
>the reason pharah is so obsessed with the military/overwatch
>is that she inherited jack's super soldier conditioning
>gives her almost unwavering loyalty to governments/authority figures
>the super soldier program is actually a plan to build an army of completely loyal living drones
>and eventually have the civilian population be turned as well
>this is why ana never wanted her to join any of this

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>>151739421
No. I love AnaxJack.

>>151739425
A theory that lacks any solid facts to back up any part of it is not really a theory anon. At least not a very plausible one.

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>Half the posts in this thread already are waifu posts

Yup, it turned into LoL threads.

>someone picks Symmetra 3 games in a row

>>151739054

learn to aim rockets, it's probably the most important thing. you want direct hits, her splash damage is not great.

save your boost, don't use it willy nilly. nothing makes you easier to kill that boosting up during a big engagement and singling yourself out from your team. it's one of the best escapes in the game imo

you have to have a decent knowledge of maps, i.e. where you can take shortcuts or jumps to get to certain places, what are the choke points, and most importantly where you can get environmental kills with your E

if there's a bastion or torbjorn on the enemy team your first priority is to make his life hell

generally don't spend too much time around the payload/on the point, you're not really a frontliner more of a long distance harasser

try to save your ult for big confusing fights or combo it with something else, once you press q you become everyone's #1 target

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>>151739443
She's too busy being a loyal toy.

>>151739440
i want her to gently bully me

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>waifufagging

승하나!

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>>151739650
>gran gran powers me up
>kill no one and die pathetically

>the embrarassment

>>151739723

symmetra is objectively good on a handful of maps/points

keep memeing and sucking that esports cock though

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>>151739643
please don't :(

Why do so many people waifu the annoying brat?

Alright im a new player and I suck now please give me some advice how to deal with bastion when they are on the defence with healers, this is pissing me off.

Good heroes vs baston?

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get ready boys for the most cutting EDGE talon body armor to drop on lootboxes

>>151739865
it's just to upset you anon

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>>151739662
>76 impregnated Ana years before they canonically met
>Pharah wanting to be a soldier has nothing to do with her coming from a military family

COME ON BLIZZARD RELEASE A FEMALE OMNIC FUCK. THE SJWS WON'T EVEN COMPLAIN CUZ DIVERSITY HAHA.

I WANT A CUTE BOT GIRL WITH A CUTE METALLIC ASS TO PUT MY DICK IN FUCKING DO IT YOU BASTARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>151739982
any hero that can sneak up on him as boop him right in the shiny blue weak spot


or anyone that can deflect, put up a shield, spam aoe damage or snipe from afar

>>151739865
>asian
>girl gamer
>streamer
>mecha pilot
>feminine penis
>movie star
>fights robot kaijus
>made of plastic like anime figurines

literally perfect dude

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That is a nice stream of bullets there.

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>mfw our dumbass Reaper ult'd into D.Va's defense matrix at least four times
>he has 40 hours total as Reaper, and he doesn't know Death Blossom can be blocked

>>151739865
Because 4chan is a weeb bunker and she's the closest thing this game has to a straight up anime girl.

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>>151740018
Why is she so qt.

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>>151740019
Robots don't have gender anon.

>>151739865
Yellow fever

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>>151739054
I'm a Pharah main (rank 60, hurr durr yeah I know shit rank im trash, kms), but never sure what kind of tips people are looking for when they post this.

There isn't some magical, oh doing this makes you good.

She's bad with zen/mccree everywhere atm
She has good maps and bad maps
Learn to hit people with rockets, there is no magic to this, it's just practice until you're better with projectiles
If you're trying to 1v1 your counter (mccree, solider), try using a conc blast to displace them and knock them somewhere they don't expect to be, it can buy you enough time to kill them (this works less and less the higher you rank up and the better the mccree and soldiers get)
Learn when to jump and not to jump, if you don't know where the mccree, soldier, widow is don't jump you'll jump up and get shot and die
Remember you're a flanker too basically, sure sometimes sitting behind a rein shield spamming out works, but you can cause terror with the routes that you can take and pick a healer or someone and then start shooting their tanks down
If the enemy has a torb, bastion or sym play pharah you destroy them
Don't hold your ult for le reddit potg zarya combo, sure it's nice but if you see 2+ people grouped, kill them especially if it's the tank and healer

Practice some conc blast jumps, jumping up or turning 180 hitting something behind you and then boosting forward with jets, it gets you far fast

LUCIO CUMMING IN YA

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>>151740019
greetings stranger

This image is too hot for janitors.

https://img.rule34.xxx//images/1921/061ada1e25dd920286c9d07614a41fda8c5a4d9a.png

>>151740019
Waifufags are the cancer killing this game. Seriously go watch fucking porn instead of ruining the game by making everything fanservice

>>151740252
You're pos'd up! Get in there!

Post Hana being abused!

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Been gone for 6 hours, what's the status of the pozzed Lucio meme?

>>151739662
>military family
>a mother who teaches her daughter combat skills from a young age
>she got to visit the overwatch family and listen to tales of heroics and glory
>she spoke to reinhardt and looked up to him so much she keeps a poster of him
>but no its because jack fucked ana before they even met pre overwatch days

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>>151740416

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When can we expect the truly EDGY skins to come out?

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>>151740416

>>151739580
s-sauce?

>>151740313
>Hanzo
>ahoge

>>151740498
>still no reaper/76 skin swap
>still no planet of the apes winston skin
>still no blood for the blood god skin

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>>151740365
POZZED ALL UP IN THAT NEG HOLE

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>>151740416

>>151740498
Where did this red eyed character shit originate from? because I LOVE IT!

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>>151740619
non cancer version

>>151740498
Never hopefully. My 11 year old daughter's favourite character is D.Va and if they make a scary skin for her it could be very upsetting. I love Blizzard and Overwatch and I trust that they will do the right thing for my daughter's wellbeing.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s08VYyLkxGN2

>its a we lose because they have a genji and we don't episode
Im sick of games revolving whether or not we can counter a single fucking hero.

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are there any overwatch creepypastas yet?

i need my fix of totally hyper realistic robot blood

>>151740757
i'll carry you if you're not fat

>>151740757
that was fucking painful dude

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>>151740498
I really want a Talon/Spectre Tracer with a red & black colour scheme

>>151740737
Tell your daughter kys from me honestly pham

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>>151739832
>this happens as Genji or Rein with ult up
>feel retarded for an hour after the fact

>>151740826
I want a human Zenyatta skin and an omnic Zarya skin

>>151740639
Google cant find sauce of the artist. I like his/her/it's style

>>151740619
>>151740708
Both saved for posterity. Absolutely glorious.

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How did your last Blizzard go for you /owg/?

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>>151740416

why is zenyatta a merciless killing machine

>>151740991
Froze the entire point and we capped it.
That was back before competitive came out.

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>>151739832
>ana senpai juices me
>i charge zarya
>I bounce off a pillar and go flying into the air with zarya
>falling
>falling
>land
>charge zarya back
>we resume fight
>ana is upset

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>>151741037
>give a girl HIV

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>>151740905
>omnic Zarya skin
Absolute haram

>>151740757
I don't think I could ever date an American girl, that accent grates against my ears

>>151741037
HIV is for gay bottom sluts only, leave girls alone

>>151741135
i dont get it

>>151741037
>the your cock will never look that good because it was mutilated at birth
;_;

>>151741135
this comic makes me sad.

>>151741273
>being female unironically

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Daily reminder that if you do not have based Robo-monk, then Genji will rape your team with his ult.

>>151741135
i dont get it

>>151741295
The joke is omnic rights

OH LETS BREAK IN NOW PogChamp

>>151741037
>>151741128
>tfw gave a girl HIV in huniecam studio.

I've never felt like such a monster, genuinely one of the worst moments in my life.

>>151741036
I want overwatch doujin made by Shindoll

>>151741295
>>151741352
THE BRITS HAVE THEIR HEADS ON STRAIGHT

OMNIC RIGHTS? PTUH!

>>151741295
>>151741326
>>151741352
He pretends to give omnics rides with Zarya, they both hate omnics. He rolls up the window instead of giving them a ride

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how do we buff mercy without making her OP?

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>>151740708
>lucio main healslut

>>151741326
If HIV moves to girls then nobody will be safe

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>Bracket of 50-60 is full of shitter
>Going to 61+
>Didn't expect that much of a jump
Fuck

>>151741135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04o4iEjUrjG

>>151741436
>Shindoll
At least spell it right if you're gonna bring up my guiltiest faps artist.

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>>151741504
You act like you're surprised.

>>151741436
>reading shindol after that cowgirl doujin
he's a monster

>>151741519
Look buddy, I've got some bad news for you. That ship sailed over 30 years ago.

>>151741496
Impossible. Her ult means she'll either be useless shitgarbage or broken annoying overpowered. Putting a revive in the game at all was a mistake. So were snipers.

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>>151741539
kill yourself

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>>151740619
>>151740708
I can't believe I missed this.

>>151741604
But what about the quad amputee doujin or the wheelchair girl doujin?

>>151741496
damage buff changed to 50%

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>sitting in enemy goal and just fucking with the goalie
The only way to truly enjoy lucioball

>Torbjorn
>founding member of Overwatch, a "main character" if you will
>objectively A Good Guy
>bitterly racist against the omnics

Why do the other OW members tolerate this kind of thing? There's definitely potential for some kind of story conflict here, too bad Blizzard can't write for shit anymore.

Why the fuck doesn't tracer have any counters?

Why the fuck is junkrat allowed to be a boring spamshit at no risk to himself while ALSO having some of the best close range damage in the game.

Why the fuck is Zenyatta allowed to have more DPS than most offense heroes with his discord orb?

>>151741496
>Halve the rate of the self heal passive
>Make blaster self heal for 50% of damage dealt

Done. Ult now charges faster from blaster if you're missing hp and there is now a real reason to decide between damage boosting and using blaster.

>>151741539
>Error
Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.

Pussy

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>tfw prebuild as Torbjorn and friend as Reinhardt
>even on attack games
>still walk home with 60% winrate

feelsgood

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>>151741702
>Be D.Va
>Have a friend pocket me as Mercy with damage buff

I think that would be overpowered anon

>>151741687
I didn't read those and never want to.

>>151741769
i don't like getting bullied

>>151741539
I can't fap to this.

I want imouto back

>>151741729
literally kys

I just finished my first 10 matches in competitive. Won 7/10, got 54 rank. Is that good?

>>151741821
post face

>>151741739
>"racist" against omnics
Who the fuck cares? They're ROBOTS that tried to pull a Skynet. Only a fucking idiot would side with them.
>b-b-but muh Zen muh Bastion
2 outliers in a class of literally millions of soulless killing machines.

>use lucioball to get rid of leaver penalty fast

DEVILISH

>>151741739
He designed all the weapons for OW, and its like the postwar racism. Dont piss on grandpa about shouting gooks and chinks when they killed half his platoon.

>>151741784
not really, at the moment you are better off switching to your pistol than damage boosting someone.

>>151741858
It's decent.

>>151741858
no

>>151741858
>people doing placements only now

Like did you guys avoid rank or something

Around what rank do defense heroes become almost universally useless?

>>151741821
Post it
And then maybe I'll post one too~

>>151741956

they start thinning out once you hit high 50s/low 60s

>>151741858
no it isnt

>>151741831
>literally

>>151741956
About 61, but expect to see a mei or junkrat from time to time

>>151742008
yes literally kys

>>151741821
Post it slut

>>151741972
all i want is to get carried so i can get my gold guns
it's not worth humiliating myself and getting depressed over

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>>151741880
well... this is me...
n-no bully pls >.<

>>151741858

You're essentially average. Only slightly above

>>151742045
>getting this upset he got bullied in brawl

>>151742062
you should shoot yourself with saltshot. fucking babbyfaced kid

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>Delete Torbjörn
>Delete Bastion
>Game becomes objectively more fun
YFW

Whos getting their gold gun as the season ends?

Got enough to put me over the top, finally get to say fuck off to comp

>>151742062
i bet you like being cucked by the great bbc

>>151742062
you look like you're hvi+

>>151742062
holy shit i thought you were a girl or at least cute

you're just really baby faced and nerdy

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>rank 68
>go ana
>gain bastion, zarya, rein, junkrat, and zenyatta
>zarya ults
>enemy zen ults
>splash their team with old woman piss
>juice bastion
>dva defense matrixs
>zarya pops the mech
>get called shitters after we win the first round

>>151742062
>Smug as fuck
>Dick-sucking lips

We can make this work.

>>151741317
Apply olive oil to your glands daily and afte a month or two your bell end will be shiney and smooth then switch to a high end lotion to keep it soft
If you have a girlfriend she might enjoy the olive oil and be more receptive to giving you head because it looks and tastes better

How about them Zen nerfs, eh?

>>151742193
that's not me
i'm vocaroo anon
pls don't bullyme

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>when the enemy Genji rips your Reinhardt's pants

>>151741907
but consider the damage from a wider perspective, would be a blanket nerf to light classes because a lot of attacks go from 2 shotting to 1 shotting them

>>151741889

The whole Omnic/Omnium distinction implies that the Omnics didn't have a say in it; they got their personalities wiped by Skynet and their bodies turned over to the Omnium's foul purposes. They were just as victimized by the Crisis as humans.

>>151742318
girl

>all these trannies who wont just play the game
I would be ashamed desu

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>>151742318

>>151742318
you look like you'd be a bitch

>>151742050
What rank did you get to?
I just wanted to hear your reply to me is all...

>>151742283
Cocoa butter is great for this and it smells nice, most girls& fem-boys seem to like it too which helps

Yeah, I hope they drop that discord damage off to 30%

>>151742345
zens orb does the same thing

>>151742448
i keep going up and down between 57 and 60
i'm depressed now i think i'm gonna lie down

>>151742318
Why does OW attract the mentally ill HIV+ /lgbt/ crowd? First gay art, Hana dickposting, HIVposting, now tranny posting.

This is disgusting.

>>151742139
Higher ranks will deny this but I can confirm it

Without these fucks + hanzo that everyone picks fucking your match this game WOULD be a funner and better place

>>151742480
>warframe

I worked on a farm once too.

>>151742568
beause Overwatch is literally Minoriteam: The Game

>>151742062
idk 2bh I think you're kinda qt

>>151742318
you're cute

>>151742593
Even on high ranks it would be true. Even if your team can counter bastions and torbs 100% of the time they are fucking boring to play against. They are so poorly designed and has literally no place in this game.

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Why give us worthless currency in lootboxes if we cant buy new skins?

>>151741950
not interested in salty shitties whining about out of meta picks while I play. Did placements when I saw the end of season rewards

>>151742525
So you've hit 60, which is 200 comp point.
How many games do you have won? Getting 100 wins in a season isn't hard and that'd be golden guns.

But you've left it too late now, so maybe just fill your pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean because playing next season without golden guns will literally make you a shitter and death is better than that,

i want /soc/fags to fucc off

>>151742791
I'm pretty confident not all new skins will be event-based like these.

>>151742791
New hero items
New non-event skins
Access to old skins you never pulled
Frustrating you into buying boxes

Take your pick

>>151742729
would you suck his cock?

>get 65
>never play ranked again because meta picking is boring and im not here to play league of legends all over again
>go quickplay and pick my waifu symmetra

>>151742898
I want Vocaroo anon to get pozzed and die in his sleep

>>151742283
There's still the issue of the scar and huge color difference on either side of it.

I just want to die

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I just want to chill out in quick play.

>2 minute+ queue
>literal retards everywhere

You actually get better, more laid back games in ranked.

Okay let's have a hypothetical:
>Halloween Event Confirmed for Overwatch
>Every character gets a legendary new reskin
How does each characters new scary skin look like?

My suggestion: Zenyatta. His orbs becomes eyes and the rest of him is tattered rags and a skull with no eyes.

>>151743068
get HRT and cut it off like me :3 >>151742318

>>151742898
post boipucci healslut

>>151743146
>How does each characters new scary skin look like?
Doesn't matter because you'll never unbox the one you want

>>151742791
>Let me have these one time limited skins for free!!!!!!!

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>tfw didn't get to see the dick

>>151743146
a naked zarya skin would be pretty scary

I miss the amputeefags and yuri shippers. I'd take them over these gross /soc/ posts any day.

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How's this for <20h played and level 27

>>151743146
roadpig gets a warcraft abomination skin for sure

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>>151743146
>eyes
>not skulls

>>151743253
Cute as a button. :3c

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What does Overwatch need to be competitive other than at least 100 tick and limited ammo?

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>3 offense heroes on team
>gold elims and damage as Reinhardt

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>play russian lady of many strong
>no killl me
>????
>profit

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>>151743276
I got you breh

>>151743253
No, you're really ugly.

>>151743326
before we go any further you need to know I'm pozzed u__u

>>151743375
Yuri is for cucks.

>>151743341
Whats competitive about limited ammo?

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Game hasn't even started yet, please, help me...

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>>151743351

>Gold healing as reaper
>We have a lucio

>>151740991
Terrible, lucio boosted them out of it, as usual.

>>151743354
I need help with my Zarya play.

What is the best voiceline to spam once I've 1v6'd the entire enemy team?
At the moment I have "No pain, no gain", that I spam while using the benching emote with weightlifter skin

Is this the best Zarya form?

>tfw FPS is too low to play genji

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>>151743341
removal of ultimates, monthly balance patches

>>151743351
why are all reinhardt mains like this?
maybe if you were holding right click the dps behind you would be able to get elims instead of die

private career profiles when?

>>151743253
I'd let you eat my asshole

>>151743341
Limited ammo wouldn't add anything to the game. Splash spam isn't nearly as big of a deal here as in TF2.

What I really want is for headshots to be removed.

>>151743224
>want to buy them
>for free
Its like you posted without using your brain or something

>>151743415
I can't tell if you're serious or not but that doesn't really matter in this day and age does it?

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>>151743375
Stop it with these terrible ships

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D.Va's cute belly!