/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

>join a game
>it is now safe to leave
waa?

2nd for demo

first for

I like to rollout on maps by pretending I'm on a skateboard
grinding on rails and doing spins

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Did you get good today tf2g?

i want to have s ex with feathers

>>151726634
link to hud, f.a.m?

>>151726896
It's a little bit broken in casual tho
http://flatlinee.github.io/flathud/

can you not change the hitmarker in toonhud? i can change the crosshair but the hitmarker is just a dot

lime green + is the best crosshair

why did you fuking bump it

yellow . is the best crosshair

i dont want the thread to die

big um

why did yellows ass get deleted but >>151726727
stayed
?? ??/

i dont know

i reported that one too

fuck you jar head

what do you mean

i am insulting you

Anyone feels like cheating like the good old times?
http://tf2r.com/k2ct1sh.html
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/d20410015c5a75fbecbc75b8a07227f9

Solved so far: k3-3-2-

Also pretty sure the last one is:

zow wkcwrzo ulgysgzlj my uark
the seventh character is
But i can't find a way to match it, either via caesar cipher or letter substitution

this is for discussion about tf2 get out of here with your h*cker st*ff

i want to zow wkcwrzo ulgysgzlj my tf2gfu's uark

Daily reminder to buy my thing on the market.

>>151726161
download "Flow State, a first person skating game"
(you have to type the whole thing to actually find it in google)

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opinions

its august 14th valve, where's my update

>>151733737
we lost it

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>>151733608
part of a piss rifle set for sure
>>151733810
but you promised!

>>151733608
>hunter
>0 headshot

Good

TF2 updates end and so does my life

>>151735027
hi qror

reminder that caring about identities, being able to recognize people and calling them out on an ANONYMOUS imageboard is autistic

>>151735426
oh fuck off
people dont stay here for the tf2 discussion

im not even that person you retard

2014 tf2g was better anyway
peoples internet lifes were more intersting
people were better at tf2
people were nicer
im outta here

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>>151735998
faggot

>>151736060
you will not be missed

>He needs cheats to validate himself in a video game

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>>151725625
hah

>>151736369
congratulations on turning 15
how does a 14 year old get his hands on a credit card to pay for this? mom & dad must be proud

I don't, it's just fun for the first 30 min of the playing

cheaters killed tf2

valve killed tf2

sorry

>still no region picker
god damn, how lazy can a company be?

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>https://steamcommunity.com/id/segmentation_fault
>Why do I spend so much damn time playing/analyzing/recording video games?
>Well, I have some medical conditions. Narcolepsy makes me constantly sleepy, brainfogged, and unmotivated; IBS gives me horrible crampy abdominal pain and bloating. Some days are better than others, but most days are bad enough that playing video games is about the most I can do, given my level of mental focus and sleepiness. Even with treatment, it's very rare for me to be fully alert and pain-free.

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r8 desu desu

Stop posting your garbage unusual, your demo sucks.

stop ur gonna make me cry :(

I'll stop when you stop, baddie.

dont call me a baddie im gonna tell mom

I'll bet she'll say the same thing. You're bad and your demo looks bad.

well ur a dumbhead

At least I'm not ugly.

>>151731957
>Solved so far: k3-3-2-
i did the thing but i dont think any of these are it
>http://tf2r.com/k332am1.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332bo8.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332dt8.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332ew6.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332gcb.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332ijg.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332i9t.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332ob8.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332pz4.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332qiy.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332tdx.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332yga.html
>http://tf2r.com/k33268b.html
>http://tf2r.com/k33279r.html
>http://tf2r.com/k33295x.html
>http://tf2r.com/k332971.html

no u

http://tf2r.com/k5dz5zt.html

my tf2gfu is frickin' sweet

i fucking HATE ciphers

>>151741905
If you don't enter the correct parameters i don't think you can bruteforce it.
It's k3*3*2*, third fifth and seventh char missing
I hope you are not using human's bruteforcer, he didn't let me have it last time i asked

human isnt cute

oh

hunam is cute! cute!

human is ok

dotsy is not ok

>tfw not smart enough to solve encrypted raffles or to do anything with my life
i wish i was dead

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oh

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/95/Scout_award11.wav?t=20100625223042

How's the economy right now? Is it possible to make profit right now?

>cheating for a worthless raffle
good job human

Hey guys, is FaN + Stock + CandyCane a good loadout for scout Right now in comp?

>>151745142
crit a cola nigga

>>151745142
shortstop + pocket pistol + snadman

>>151745175
Oh yeah, forgot about that

>>151745262
I'm going for a melee scout

>>151743094
Didn't it used to have a matrix pro haxxor interface?
>>151744726
There's an extra prize if you PM him a song when you add him.

>>151744034
It's in total shambles, there's a possibility of profit with pro ks kits, ask this Ryuke guy if you want to but it's really not worth your time

http://tf2r.com/klk8djj.html
yer doin' good lad

>>151745473
>hacking stock syringe guns into your game
Enjoy your ban

tf2 is epic

tf2 has eric

>>151740136
either a region picker or a "max ping" limiter
in csgo for example if u have a 100 ping limit it tries to find a server were ALL players in the group have <100 ping, or whatever their setting is
and if a player

and it gets worse!

I thought Barkley had died.

he killed himself because he couldn't get a job

i won a raffle :o

congrats whatdidya wi n etc

i won a hat!

that's nice
are you gonna wear it or sell it or raffle it or delete it or

delet it lol

i dunno, i'll probably just hang on to it

>>151747892
There's a max ping limiter, can't remember the command but basically there were 3 that basically told the server
>match me in a server with a ping lower than a, if you don't find any, ping lower than b, otherwise ping lower than c

>>151748642
tf_matchmaking_ping_a 50
tf_matchmaking_ping_b 80
tf_matchmaking_ping_c 150

somebbody said these get overwritten after one game, but i put them into my autoexec and never had above 50 ping in either casual or mm since

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>>151745369
>It's in total shambles, there's a possibility of profit with pro ks kits, ask this Ryuke guy if you want to but it's really not worth your time.
Takes about 1.5 keys to get a pro kit together from scratch, plus the cost of the pro fabricator. Generally you only want to make kits that cost over 3 keys, hot rod and team shine sell especially well. Organizational nightmare, though, usually I just buy every part somebody is wiling to sell me at once and craft a bunch of spec and pro kits all in a row.

As an example of how hot rod and team shine sell really well if you go to the SCM listing for pro sniper rifle kits you'll see the last data point is that some asshole sold a kit that should be ~$33 according to the average sales, but he sold it for $50.01. That asshole is me, this picture is what I got from that sale.

The more money something you sell is worth the more that 15% looms in your face, you need to calculate for that if you're going to be selling on the SCM. Take the price point you're going to sell to an end user at, multiply by .88 to get a rough estimate of how much you'll get from the sale. Then, subtract the cost of the pro kit and the parts (~1.5 keys remember) from that amount. Decide if that net gain is worth making the pro kit and having to wait for it to sell, and then proceed. Personally I prefer to sell straight to users for bigger ticket items, but I don't want to spend all day bumping trades and I'm certainly not going to pay those websites to bump the trades for me.

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how do i get coloured names on tf2r ?

throw money at them

throw money at me

fuck no why would anyone do that

im going to sexually approach yellow at i58,the tf2 lan
no one can stop me
for i am gay and sexually frustrated

i used to want cool looking cosmetics and stuff, but then i realized i just wanted people to play the game

someone better take pics of yellow's butt in i58

>>151742039
I was going to do this earlier, but then I forgot and now there's only 3 minutes left.

some of you guys are alright
don't go to i58

new bugs boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StbMnGBwVAs

>>151751842
been happening for a while, also happens if you red tape the opposite end of a tele while the other half is building. Saps forever, wrench cannot remove the one on the other end.

>>151751835
thanks for the heads up

sigsegv working at valve when

>>151752426
>>151740586

>>151751682
sure thing
id?

>>151752814
why would you need that
just post it here

>>151752860
i do not want to get banned again
i can however share them privately with you

>>151752984
you could post them in >>>/trash/tf2

The trash thread is still a thing? God damn, let it go.

>>151753102
ok god bless
i58 is 2 weeks away

>>151753379
cool
i'll be waiting
let's hope trash tf2g still exists by then
and regular tf2g
and tf2

MvM is so much fun.

no it's not

Yes, it is.

no it's FUCKING NOT

Yes, it is, stop trying to not have fun.

IT'S NOT YOU'RE LITERALLY PLAYING AGAINST BOTS
STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DON'T

mvm isn't fun.

cool opinion i agree

mvm is as fun as dotsy is cute

MvM is pretty fun

With friends, though. Solo queue is fucking horribad

viva likes dotsy confirmed

dotsy is cute but mvm isn't fun

>>151755351
ur horribad

>>151755520
Except I don't

>>151755524
Except I'm not

>trying to find populated servers that play custom maps

Can this be anymore painful or I am looking in the wrong places?

>>151755670
Except you do.
Except you are.

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>>151755758
An argument isn't just contradiction

>>151755867
why don't you tell that to him too???¿

>>151755758
Except I do not
Except I am not

I know myself. Do you know yourself? Focus on you instead of failing at focusing on me

Rei here;

hi rei

Cool, now fight it out with xion to figure out who's the one and only degenerate Brazilian of tf2g

http://tf2r.com/kqy0l1.html

what up

>>151756392
uh

i think it's cute that you called him xion
i bet you like him

http://tf2r.com/kkfdbmu.html
simpler days

what are you talking about

http://tf2r.com/kd7qogw.html
what a cute cat

sometimes i think ill play a round of valve comp in hopes itll be ok
i regretted it every time so far

remember me? yeah you do!

>rejoin or leave
>always leaves
Piece of shit

does renard make music

http://www.strawpoll.me/10992275

sniper is easy

you are mom is easy

http://www.strawpoll.me/10992339

holy shit these NEWFAGS

>>151758021
>no 2005 option
wtf

>>151758762
huh
it says vg not 4chan

>>151758845
vg and tf2g is a concept and I've been mentally here for 11 years

http://www.strawpoll.me/10992436

>people not ironically voting second option

lolll

>lol yes guys its ironic im not actually autistic or a pyro main haha lol i love my life i totally dont want to kill myself

thiss tbhh famm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULIGM3JHckY
when will sideshow finally make it in this world?
He deserves better than this

dead game dead general

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>play a hard game
>ends with both teams being close
>end the game saying "ez"
>enjoy the salt

why do f2p players insist on using the gibus all the time on all of their loadouts

they even paint it thinking they are funny

>>151760869
because they probably don't even give a shit and play this game for fun

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>>151760640
>Our Medic dies and the enemy team is about to push last
>Place a stickytrap underneath the traffic cones on last
>Enemy runs in and fucking piles on that shit like a bunch of flies
>Press m2
>TEAM WIPE
>"ez"

>>151760869
fucking tryhard

why the fuck is war still going?

>>151761234
God bless traffic cones. Anyone got a list of control points that have them? I only want to queue for maps where I can get 9 kills because I placed an invisible stickytrap and sat in spawn until I saw a x12 on the capture point.

>>151761442
it gets worse
t

g
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t
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w
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s
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>wanna practice airshots
>it s all little kids spawntrapping me
why

who wants to be my mge buddy. i am not better than mid steel imho

>>151761847
EU?
whats the ETF2L equivalent of mid steel ?

>tf2
>fun

why not go play overwatch instead lmao fuckin idiot

>>151762124
premier
:^ )

>>151762168
hi ironic /v/

>>151761510
Dustbowl stage 2 point A and B, stage 3 point A and B

Junction point A

Gullywash second point (slightly different locations for each team's point)

Sunshine last point

Highpass

Those are all the ones i could see from looking at screenshots, but there are other clever places you could put stickies like under granary mid and wait for them to cap and then M2

>KOTH cap time now starts much lower, but increases every time the point is captured (to a limit, obviously)
Y/N?

>>151766296
N
Favors the team that's currently rolling

>>151766296
Y
That sounds like incentive to capture first and that'll result in teams trying harder to get that first capture

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042

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r8 and h8. I know you guys are just jealous.

has this ever happened to you?
>play medic decently in mm
>randoms from the match add me, probably wanting me to be their healslut

>>151767516
I never play medic so no

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>>151766296
>Midfight emphasis in midfight mode
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

But seriously, Y. It punishes dropping the ball and KOTH needs more punishment for messing up.

>>151766035
you forgot snakewater last

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>>151767462
Looks good

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>>151767462
mm yes very nice

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Do you build a dispenser first and then the sentry gun, or sentry gun and dispenser second?

>>151768285
depends on how much time there is left to spare and if there is a large ammo pack nearby

Has anyone noticed that CTF_well is just missing now?

Did valve just remove it?

if your team is good, dispenser
if your team is shit, sentry

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>>151767462
i remember when we had someone who liked showing off their unusuals, then had to sell some stuff and when homeless getting kicked out for not paying rent, good times

>>151768285
sentry first always
i can build a dispenser in the way back to spawn if i find just a small pack of ammo

>>151769112
if only they were good unusuals...
if only....

>>151768285
Teles > Dispenser > Sentry

>>151769112
don't bully vibri
making fun of people who are having a bad time is pretty fucking dumb

>>151769112
Vibri didn't get kicked out, did he? Did I miss this?

>>151769848
he's just making assumptions
in fact, for all we know it might have been all a ruse to sell his unusual scattergun

>>151769810
His hard times were his own fault for not having any sort of savings account, so it's okay in this case.

>>151769810
its his fault for blowing away all his money on hard to resell pixels
what a fucking retard

>>151770454
>>151770604
At least he had fun with his money

>>151770719
this post reeks of you
dont even try and defend yourself

>>151770814
How could vibri even post if he is homeless now

>>151770719
>bad ideas are good if you had fun doing them
the thoughts of many a dead man

>>151770941
but he(you) was(were) in some raffles earlier
? ??

>>151771072
he needed to sell his raffle winning to pay his rent :^)

>>151771072
I'm not me(you) or him(me)(you)(them) and I wasn't aware he(me,you them) were(was, are) still around

proof it

>build up 10 crits on frontier justice
>sneak up on side of gibus huntsman
>ready to start my killstreak
>he turns in panic and headshots me

this is a fun game

>>151771348
t.(him)

>>151768285
This >>151769697
Teleports are the most useful buildings because they are decisive for winning.
Dispensers should come second because they're both useful for yourself and your teammates and they take long to become fully operative.
Sentries come last because they're simply legalized aimbots and they don't provide any real advantage to your team.

>>151771534
t.(you)

>>151771348
yeah i totally believe you

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>>151770719
>At least he had fun with his money
The fun stops pretty quick when you realize you're underneath the interstate trying to sell particle effects for 60% of the initial cost

getting ruined by buying cosmetics must be very shameful
im glad i dont do that since 2011

>>151772359
needs to have a scattergun in his lap

>>151772359
get someone with better photo editing skills to do it
this is fisgusting

i spent 10€ in total in cosmetics for this game since i bought the orange box in 2009
thought it would be good to support the developers when in reality it probably makes them even lazier

>>151772359
i honestly believe that vibri would be the type of person who would suck dick for keys
and myabe put on cam shows for people like ginger

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>>151772778
i really like this
nice job

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>>151772778
fixed

>>151773386
ew
take out the white background and the "2016" you lazy fuck

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>>151773714
>>151773626
>>151773536

happy sunday tf2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs92ejAGLdw

>>151773890
wow nice tabs you fucking faggot lmao kill you're self

>No gay sex with hats on
Step your game up.

>>151725625
>enemy team is spawncamping first point
>no one can leave spawn
>switch to sniper
>6k
>push the cart

its that easy my dude

>enemy team respawns
>team all gets killed
>just win lol

>play tf2
>do things
>have fun

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>>151774745

>>151725625
universal translator misc when?

sometimes i think my sensitivity too high but when i lower it it's to slow

i am straight
>>151773714

>>151775205
if you're playing TF2, you want atleast an 8inch 360 or lower. from there, it's whatever sensitivity let's you comfortably do a 180. Try to find one you like, and stick with it so that you can build consistency.

>>151775570
how is making love to a woman not straight ?

>>151775882
what woman

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>>151775570
>
feathers is a cute girl anyway

>>151775997
feathers

>>151743094
>on a scale of 1-10 how hard/easy was it?
heh......

>>151776230
gg ez

raffle

http://tf2r.com/kr9tfi8.html

>>151776948
>leeches who start meme raffles

>>151777096
>leeching
>contributing
Pick one.

>>151777417
>i raffled a scrap so im not a leech
here is your (you), now fuck off

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>>151776948

>>151777549
he wasn't me and it's not even a scrap because the sandman is uncraftable hhah

>Leeches complaining about raffles
Start your own, then.

>>151777621
okay, nice meme raffle leech

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>>151777740
thank

>>151777619

what are these brazilian smiley memes and what do i have to google to find more

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>>151778045

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>>151778045
you can't know
it's our exclusive, epic meme

* bbbbb shows butt

>_<

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mfw AXE!

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>play casual
>payload on offense
>I realized I grouped with F2P shitters
>defense team is spawn camping
>opponent team at least have 2-3 players with brain and a medic
>sentry is raining it
>my team simply die everytime they step outside
Now 2 options; first:
>go medic to heal them
>no one else goes medic
>they probably can't keep you alive
>when you deploy you won't know if it goes to waste
>probably will lost
or instead:
>go spy to sap, initiate and infiltrate
>half of your team goes spy after that
>in half minute opponent team answers it with 3 pyros to spycheck
>even if you stab medic and demoman they can't push cuz shpee
>probably will lost again

Which one do I pick?

>best
koth_highpass
>runner-up
pl_barnblitz
>worst
pl_thundermountain
>underrated
koth_highpass
>overrated
pl_thundermountain

>>151779491
go demo and farm
>>151779628
idgi, are you saying best maps with a bad reputation?

>>151779491
pick soldier and go 100/3

>>151779491
disconnect and start searching again

>>151779491
>casual
dude just
just leave the server

>>151779628
koth_offblast
cp_process
pl_"swift"water
cp_gravelpit
koth_viaduct

>>151780482
>i don't browse reddit or /vg/ or whatever

>load up valve's epic team fortress 2 game
>Main screen is MYM crest with a robo heavy in front of it

owo what this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHO_hQR2ZNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StbMnGBwVAs

sigseg doing god's work as always

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>>151780765
>mfw i have sigseigv on my friends list and play mvm with him every once in a while when he isn't dealing with valves spaghetti code

he's a breddy cool guy

>>151780765
whoa he got another bug chaser hat

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And now for today's daily episode of "bug or feature"

Competitive MvM when?

>>151725625
i really like the atomic effect, i just wish it worked

>valve actually expects people to pay +$30 USD for the starte packs while they aren't on sale

If the starter packs were always at the price they are now, they'd be okay-ish i guess, i mean nothing will be better than just buying a key, converting to scrap and then buying all the weapons you want, but who do they think is retarded enough to actually spend that much on items they can get for free just by waiting?

new players buy uncraftable weapons all the time you know

You guys okay with me wearing what's fashionable over what's expensive (i.e. wearing a Law over a Bull's when going for a "cop" look)

>>151782781
everyone is, besides raging autists

No one cares.

>You can literally put yourself in a time chamber by simulating lag, giving you 2 seconds to line up every hitscan shot you take
>Pyro flames go farther if your ping is higher, regardless of your movement
>Airblast's fucking hitbox
THIS GAME IS A JOKE

no, this game is just bad
wanna hear a real joke

if your ping is higher than 300 you shouldnt even be allowed to play

>Hour and a half matchmaking for a single Oil-Spill MvM match.

What the fuck happened to this game? it was never this bad, is it ACTUALLY being killed by Overpricedwatch?

i miss yakui
do you think she would ever consider coming back and drawing for us

>tfw fragging into bedtime

big frags
big sleeps

>>151783028
#TeamPyro

>>151783281
MyM was the nail in the coffin. It had to be good to let the game compete with Overbore and it wasn't just "not good", it was shit.

Even though Overwatch is worse by far, it's killing TF2 just by being maintained.

>>151780765
can't he just work on the game from home i don't understand.

>>151783281
most players play two cities because it has the highest chance for profit

>>151784248
I know, but an hour and a half matchmaking? that's ridiculous.

>>151783281
I've thought of several ways to revive the other MvM missions seeing there's no actual reason to play anything but 2 cities in terms of money

Make the rewards be the less rare botkiller heads and a mission unique weapon skin, we're already paying to play so you might as well give us a decent reward. Botkiller heads are now weapon specific and can be applied like ks kits to more than just the stock weapons. Rarer botkiller heads drop like pro ks kits in which you need robo parts to build them and a unique botkiller weapon with the less rare head.

Robo heads are now applied like the ones on the wrench so they don't just hang like ballsacks and are actually incorporated into the weapon, and there are more than one style.

Instead of just bloody robo heads you can also get smoking, sparking and molten robo heads with different little particle effects to make them look cool

Instead of just gold robo heads heads you can also get get silver, bronze and platinum robo heads

Instead of just diamond robo heads you can also get emerald, magenta and ruby diamond heads etc.

The new mission specific skins can have a rare chance at being strange or unusual, and the unusual effects are unique to the robo effects. Phosphorous and sulfurous would be like the cool weapon effect, the electrostatic and power surge effect would be like the energy orb weapon effect, the green black hole and time warp effect would be like the isotope effect and the antifreeze and roboactive effect would be like the hot effect.

Introduce the MVM pass which costs $3 and allows you to play any full mvm tour once (except two cities)

The missions are fine, it's just there is next to no incentive to play them compared to two cities

>>151784893
Also new australiums. Everyone loves tacky gold weapons.

>Also new australiums.
god no

No one wants robo heads, the main reason 2 cities is the only thing people play in MvM is for the australium weapons. Divide them up among the other tours and add more Australium weapons, everyone wins.

blood botkillers are cool

the caber is fucking unusable now

>>151786361
They aren't too popular but most people think that the botkiller wrenches look okay because the heads are incorporated into the actual design of the wrench. If the did that with all the other weapons then they'd be much cooler. Imagine a scattergun that shot pellets out the eyes of a gold robot head, or a minigun that shot bullets out of the mouth of a diamond robot head, i think that would be pretty cool imo.

>tfw no one to trickstab in bed

I wish they would have released the uranium head

>>151787137
ew no
the chains are much cooler

are we ever getting strangifiers for reskins

perfect stranger crate my ass

tfw no one will ever meatshot me in bed

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4xq0av/stabbystabby_lost_money_through_paypal_and_is/

why are people giving him money

WHY

>spy main
JUST LET HIM GO HOMELESS SO HE CANT PLAY ANYMORE

it's even sadder, the guy doesn't have money to rent an office TO STREAM

he isn't even homeless or anything

>>/v/348409404

>it's another i'm 15 but i'm going to pretend i was playing tf2 when it first came out to make myself seem like an oldfag thread

>>151788661
>>>/v/348409404

link properly pls

UPDATE
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>>151788794
>Updated menu content for upcoming end of the Heavy vs. Pyro war

aka nothing

August 14, 2016 - TF2 Team
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:

>Updated menu content for upcoming end of the Heavy vs. Pyro war

am i unhip for buying a black Foster's Facade in 2016

all these new pyro masks look like shit tbqhwyf

// Pyro vs Heavy War
+"TF_War_Winner_PyroTitle" "Team Pyro has won!"
+"TF_War_Winner_PyroDesc" "Due to Team Pyro's effort in the war, Pryo will be recieving a class pack in a future update!"
"TF_War_EndFutureDate" "War ends on %s1"
"TF_War_EndPastDate" "War ended on %s1"
"TF_War_StandingsTitle" "Live \"Voting\" Results"

>>151789068
If anything, you're hipper for buying a black foster's façade in 2016

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lol

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It's an update about Nothing

>>151788065
>He LITERALLY lives on a boat like a gypsy
P O T T E R Y
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>a class pack in a future update
>in a future update

>>151788720
s-sorry

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>Valve delayed the update for a week and there's still a fucking typo in the 10 lines of code they had to write

>>151789606
Yeah like I'm starting to think whoever writes those valve posts puts as much effort into their writing as tf2g does

this isn't the delayed update you retards

>There will be a smaller client-only update later today if all goes well.
except we got it two days later

gosh i really hate valve

>>151789823
whats wrong with our writign

>>151789606
two typos

"recieving"

gosh i really hate myself

If they can't even spend 1 minute to proofread a couple of lines of code then how the fuck do they expect to actually balance this game?

Uncle dayn was right, they need to give the IP to a competent team of programmers to actually develop it

I vote they hand over all the rights of tf2 to sigseigv

>>151787117
the "20% slower firing speed" was unnecessary

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>>151790289
jesus christ

>>151790398
>Uncle dayn was right
his video was so shitty and so full of mistakes the lack of research wasnt even funny

>I vote they hand over all the rights of tf2 to sigseigv
i wish he had accepted eric's invitation

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>>151790289
>this is what tf2 dev team became

>>151790398
lel, remember when unsapping a sentry disabled it for 5 seconds instead of 0.5?

>>151790528
The point i was addressing was that he was right in the sense that tf2 needs to go to someone else

Also remember, sigseigv is halfway through his degree at the moment which costs money, not to mention he suffers from chronic narcolepsy and IBS. He isn't in the most suitable medical condition to drop what he's doing and work at valve

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Who would YOU pick to be the new dev team of TF2?

i'd make a joke about how everyone at valve is sleeping during job hours most of the time anyway

>We waited a fucking week AFTER they thought it was ready for what is literally 5 lines of code with 2 typos
Yeah fuck off Valve 3 people or not this is inexcusable even by one person. It literally takes 5 minutes by anyone with a brain to do a better job than this and it took you 5 days.

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>>151790981

Should I get a Strange Normal sticky launcher for 24 keys?

>>151791130
jesus no

>>151791059
>>151789995

>>151791130
no, get one from here

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Stickybomb%20Launcher?filter=buildings+destroyed

>>151791130
unless you're into glitched items, no
they are extremely hard to resell too

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>>151791130
>Should I invest in TF2
No. Even if you feel it plays infinitely better than Overwatch, pouring time and money into it is idiotic when the dev team takes a week to write 5 lines of code and still has 2 typos in it.

>>151791130
no, glitched weapons are dumb

>>151791130
get a skin

>>151791349
Even if this is true it took 2 days for this to happen which is fucking embarassing.

>>151790884
yet he has enough time to dig around the code and find every single bug as well as deliver a solution
not only that he actually publishes all of it and explains in detail
he NEEDS to work on this game

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>>151789091
>>151789182
fucking uninstalling right now
later homos

bye

>>151791602
he does that all at home during his spare time between working on his major. I'm sure given the opportunity he would more than like to work on team fortress two, but given his current state I doubt he'd be able to.

>>151791897
wait but like
all he'd have to do is tell valve about the bugs he finds during his "spare time" instead of making videos about it
he has literally NO excuse
the fact that he's not working on valve literally means he hates us and wants this game to die

>>151792071
Finding bugs in team fortress 2 and fixing them is not the same as working on the game full time

Although he'd be good at fixing the spaghetti code in the game there are other elements of the game that need to be addressed like optimization, balance and different types of gameplay.

You'd probably cry anyway seeing his favorite part of tf2 is mvm and he'd probably want to work on a new mvm mission if he was given the opportunity.

epic smith sure out done himself this time
god fucking dammed shit fu k

>>151792274
i'm sure that any part-time shit he can do will be infinitely better than anything the three retards could ever do working "full" time

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>yfw Pyro update is interpreted as "buff the class with straight upgrades"
>and Valve pulls their usual typo bullshit making airblast radius and flamethrower lag compensation 10x larger

Eric and that other guy must do nothing all day most days except pound the ever loving shit out of jill
this is the only possible explanation for being dumb as rovks

god i wish i could work at valve so i could fuck jill

the war ends this midnight
this update was autoated you dumb fucks

>>151793473
>The other guy is LITERALLY named Driller
This is now official.

https://youtu.be/sfCiOzL7cYs?t=543

>will never watch this for the first time again

>>151793650
Sounds like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltI8ydSIojE

>>151793648
>>151793648
dunno what youre hinting at but get this

theyre "drilling" their own grave

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>Dota getting 2 new heroes this year
>Meanwhile this update
Cash out now boys.

mad milk and jarate should only be applied on a direct hit

or recharge slower

any site where I can trade my dota 2 shit for tf2 shit

>>151793650
Ahhh, memories

holy fuck i just shot 3 non-crit boosted crockets in a row, what are the chances?

>>151794914
Play the lottery and unbox 3 crates

>>151794824
No because Dota players wouldn't touch TF2 shit with a 10-foot pole.