/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

1ST FOR SELLING ISOLA AND ARWA TO A BROTHEL

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2nd for
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Third for off yourselves

forth for Republic of Venice

LONG MAY HE REIGN

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So after all the seppe bride memeing in here, when I saw the manga in a story I went ahead and bought two volumes.

They are indeed lovely, with beautiful art and many chapters devoted to a slice-of-life of Central Asian arts, crafts, and lifestyle (woodcarving, herding, etc.).

Now I want a steppe bride too. Time for a Khergit playthrough.

Rhodok is best

>>151723378
the art is really nice and it's a good setting. also the doujin of her getting boned by the horse is good check it out

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Fuck's sake, these ikko monks are fucking brutal during sieges. They are hellbent on up-stabbing and they kill ashigaru like they are fucking nothing.

>>151714918
I don't even know how to tun it off. Only time I played with it off was in TLD and I got confused a few times.

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>>151723378
>read first chapter
I-Is this /ss/?

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I'm posting Atahualpa until we get a good Pre-Columbian Mesoamerica/Andes mod.

>>151722887
Dickplomacy 4.3.0.5c is out

full download:
https://mega.nz/#!wlxUDSxb!rd8hoIzsW28iGpC9pN3x-voGZ9hexDsDhrTdndQ2MqY
patch:
https://mega.nz/#!0g43jIrB!yDfT0sTKR5o0b7yF7GsLiIfWA2RI49aIGH66aeMChCg

new in 4.3.0.5c
- fixed ladies current location not updating properly

about:
dickplomacy is a fork of diplomacy for 1.168 that fixes many glaring bugs and adds new features and gameplay, including new horse archery AI, formations, and several other features and quality of life changes to make the native game more interesting to play. also cocks

>>151723718
No it isn't.

>>151723535
>4 pages

>>151724315
>takes him longer than 1 min and 4 pages to nut

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>>151723002
nth for crusaders are kebab enablers

Otomo Sorin is fucking Harlaus of Geko, I just started turning the war against 4(!) clans around, and the bastard declares war on a fifth clan, I need to overthrow the bastard

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>>151715569
>>151714590
>the fotoskether image completely erases the corpse at the bottom of the brook
Shame.

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>this terrain
poor bastards dont stand a chance

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=353712.msg8515869

get hype

>>151724515
and he declares a war yet again which brings in two allies of that faction against us as well, you know the AI really can't handle the whole alliance system from diplomacy, it never takes allies into account

and geko removes the ability to tell your lord to ask for peace, which makes it even more annoying, we are currently at war with 8 fucking clans

>>151724072
Thank you, dickplomanon!

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>>151726241
LOL this autism forum signature

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>>151726478
>All religions must be tolerated... for every man must get to heaven in his own way.

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>>151726752
didnt notice that kek fucking heretic

Is it possible to get steam achievements when playing Dickplomacy? Cause I don't seem to be getting any.

>>151726752
so uh

atheists can go fuck themselves or

>>151727384
I got two achievements when I started plundering villages.
>never plundered villages before
>all this loot
Now I REALLY want a Khergit playthrough. You can make as much plundering a single village as you would doing two or three trade runs across Calradia.

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>>151727398
obviously

>>151726752
That's the most cringeworthy thing I've ever fucking heard desu

>>151727501
Are you using the script extender?

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>>151727565
r-rude

>>151727517
Being an atheist who doesn't hate religion is gay, you don't get to feel righteous about shit

Maybe I'll get into the anti-vaxxer scene or join ISIS

>>151727746
Somehow I got triggered more by the idea of joining the anti-vaxxer movement than ISIS.

Load textures on demand yes/no for maximum performance during battles?

>>151727746
you already aren't anti-vaccine? are u some kind of "le science xD!" normie?

>religious shitposting spreads from /twg/ to /mbg/
Epic.

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>>151728008
We always were siblings.

>>151728121
>/gsg/ looks the qtest and least autistic
???

>>151728121
/gsg/ has been excommunicated though

It's just us and /twg/ now

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>>151728121
>pixelated food
>japanese

>>151727654
No, just running the normal EXE via Steam

>>151728205
No they haven't.
Also 4xg, the chronically ill imouto, is LIV again.

>>151727654
Weird. I'm doing the same, and I'm not getting achievements.

I seem to get more money from selling prisoners to a Slave trader instead of a ransom broker.

Are there any cons to this? Rep loss to followers and stuff like that? Honour?

>>151722887
>>151724072
Dickplomacy 4.3.0.5d is out

new:
Fixed kingdom ladies not swapping back to original faction after rebellion quest completed

full download
https://mega.nz/#!NxIiED4B!rd8hoIzsW28iGpC9pN3x-voGZ9hexDsDhrTdndQ2MqY
patch
https://mega.nz/#!YoJgBYJL!Cr0slRvHNAnmrNC3GfXw-cvYbpNYS9G5OUtmK9dS_Ic

>>151727910
Reply please

>>151728470
thanks

>>151728575
use a cute anime girl and maybe I'll consider

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>>151728728

>>151728797
t.*rk

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>>151728797
fuck off

>>151728847
>>151728893
insult anzu again and i'll fight you

>>151728959
more like manzu

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>>151728847
>>151728893

>>151728797
>>151729242
Fuck off, /pol/.

>>151730461
>waah stop triggering me fucking peacemongerers #ImWithHer 2016 waah
fuck off nigger

>>151730768
Your waifu is a roach, and you're a wannnabe racemixer. Fuck off, /pol/.

>>151731009
You can tell the race of someone by looking at her, if you look at that girl and conclude "she's not white", then I have some bad news for you regarding your knowledge about race

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>>151730461
>>151730768
>>151731009
>>151731416
you both need to go

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>>151731498

>>151728121
WHO ARE THESE QTS

>>151726752
Don't forget:
>He who defends everything, defends nothing
under his avatar, which pretty much negates his signature.

>>151733076
why are the forums populated by so many pseuds with these shitty platitudes as their bio

I like architecture but Minecraft being my only outlet for this is getting underwhelming.
Is there any demand for custom city/village maps of humble size?

>>151735838
I don't think making scenes in M&B is the same as playing online legos lad

>>151733562
Because they're 14 and want to seem deep

t. Someone who was once 14 and wanted to seem deep

>>151735838
Make it if it pleases you.

Even if it doesn't work out I'll still try_ your mod_

>>151736186
Well I need something to ween me off online legos so I can try 3D modelling.

>>151736410
Th-thanks sempai

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Does someone play warsword conquest here?
Are there good horse archers in the game (I can hire) who aren't kislev?

>>151738917
oh, hey, I played this

Ellyrian reavers from high elves fit the bill but they're kind of shit, just hire minotaurs and those ape things from taverns and win everything

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>>151738917
I play Warsword. There's not really any good horse archers in the game though.
Wood Elf Glade Riders are the best ones afaik, 40+ armor, shield/sword/bow, 10 Horse Archery skill and a fast horse (50 speed?).

>tfw you check the page for blog 17 every day in hopes that it's been released

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Somehow I am not convinced that this guy is an actual nanban

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>>151739493
And with "not any good horse archers" I mean that there are -good- horse archers, but they're ultimately useless in combat because dangerous enemy units are really tanky. And those that aren't tanky have a high dodge, which works well against arrows (not so much against firearms).

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>>151722952
isolla is NOT for lewd

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>>151739165
>knife ears
Fuck, I just want something fitting for my chaos army, how can wasteland babarians not have good cavalery but fuckton heavy armored infantery, it makes tactically no sense.

>>151740129
Warriors of Chaos' schtick is that they're basically all-melee and really fucking tanky. Where the hell did you get "le memey ching chong horse archer" from that?

>>151740117
slag

>>151739881
That's a pretty nice armor.

>>151740117
I agree, that's what slave Arwa is for.

>>151740129
Undivided Champions / whatever the end-tier khorne units are will ass fuck any other army on the map literally

If that's too boring go trolling taverns for special units, each faction has different recruitable mercs and some are pretty good. You can build a merc army without too much trouble

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>>151740428
I kinda wish I had restored both Arwa and Isolla in my playthrough, I'd make sure to enslave them and send them to brothel.

In fact I keep thinking that, when bonnerlord is delayed again, doing a playthrough in which I reinstate all claimants could be a bit refreshing

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>>151740237
I mean from an geographical and tactical viewpoint it doesen't make sense that people from such a harsh, BIG and empty land where the nights are cold, the terrain is dangerus and food is rare are setting on heavy armor instead of mobility.
A fast army just encircles them and torch there supply crates on fire, and let them walk with their heavy equipment to the next city, 400km away while being shot by millions of arows.
Oh and while beeing harassed by marauders, demons and crazy cultists, while even the earth under their feet tries to eat them.

I don't have much knowledge about warhammere lore but if you put the fantasy setting aside, I don't think it will work that way it works in the setting

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>151741902
warwolf contains the scenario i think

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>>151723378
>We will never have a pure, steppe waifu

Why even live?

>>151741606
Daemon magic, they don't gotta explain shit

you're absolutely right, but warhams writers weren't exactly looking to the real world for tactics

>>151741606
Chaos has a marauder cavalry upgrade line in Warsword where the units get javelins or throwing axes. That's probably your best bet.

As far as lore goes, Warriors of Chaos are big burly northmen given "gifts" from the chaos gods.
They ARE the marauders, demons and crazy cultists, and they laugh at any missile weapons short of an empire cannon. They probably don't even travel with a supply train of any kind since they tend to practice survival of the fittest in its "purest" form; raiding any villages they come across for supplies and then torching it to the ground.

>>151742048
Why not anon?

>>151741606
Norsca is full of Viking-type maruaders, but just to the east is a huge steppe, full of chaos Mongols and Huns. During big incursions, dozens of tribes will migrate across the plains to join other chaos forces from the Wastes and Norsca.

Plus, Norscans usually just do Viking-style longboat raids outside of the really big invasions.

That's all mostly just in the lore though. I think maruaders can take light horses and throwing weapons in the game.

so how exactly does everyone immediatly find out if you fug some noble lady with consent obviously in dickplomacy? you instantly take a relationship hit with her family. It would be more funny if the hit was delayed, like if you could taunt the noble that you fucked his sister/mom or whatever

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>>151742015

>>151744973

Bannerlord needs to expand on shit talk and taunts

>Challenge lord to a duel as a lady
>"Why shouldn't I just use my whole army?"
>No option to call him a pussy ass bitch coward who can't beat a girl 1v1 in front of his army

I'm playing poop and supporting a claimant. when i capture a lord, the dialogue for making him defect to my faction isn't showing. it shows the normal ransom dialogue instead. did they change it to make it harder or i'm i missing something

>>151747884
and i have 30+ relations with the lords

Were is that anon making flag bearers

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>>151741606
>Oh and while beeing harassed by marauders, demons and crazy cultists, while even the earth under their feet tries to eat them.

>>151749128
Warhammer is batshit crazy and yet manages to be #lowpowerlevel at the same time

>>151749170
>#
get off my general normalfag

>>151749298
I've probably been here longer than you if you're legit getting triggered, although 95% you're baiting.

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>Count Clais is defeated in battle and imprisoned
>immediately get a message from his daughter asking me to visit

>>151749379
New dickplomacy feature, pussy for ransom.

CLEAR

>>151749353
post tu horas nigger, it's the only way

>>151751948
Were we even on 10

Havnt been on this general in probably 8 months. Just got back into the game, I've been playing Floris so far.
I used to try and play the warhammer mod but it was way to laggy so I couldn't do shit in it. Is it working Now so that it's actually playable?
Also, I like the name Dickplomacy, is that one worth a try?

Thanks mates.

>>151752815
Warhams should run fine now and is somewhat robust, but somewhat buggy and a lot of the textures look like hot garbage

Dickplomacy is just Diplomacy and is still considered essential to many

>>151752716
Yes.

>>151752815
Warsword (the warhammer mod) is supposedly laggier than before, although I personally haven't had any performance issues with this version (might be a case of angry toaster-posters). It's a bit buggy though, but I haven't run into any save-breaking bugs.
The worst bug that is the most common is prison scenes not accounting for interacting with the prisoners, breaking prison-break quests in certain cities/forts.
All in all it's nothing you shouldn't be able to stomach if you played the older versions.

Oh and some features were removed for some reason (most notably freelancer). I thought I wouldn't be able to play without it, but just accompanying and pitching into a random lords' battles is similar enough.

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>>151749170
>lowpowerlevel
You don't know Warhammer then friend.

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>>151754536
There are about six beings in WH (pre-Shitmar) that can do anything to pic related, and he's only high-mid tier as far as I'm concerned - he's not even meta or conceptual.

all i'm saying is i should be able to cripple captured lords

>>151755959
>lords still roam the map in battle-wheelchairs

wouldnt mind this 2bh

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>town about to go down to Khergits
>swoop in and save the day
>talk to Harlaus afterward
>misclick and siege his fort
I wanted Isolla to be the first person I bang, but this is alright too.

>>151756260
>120 charging

http://www.nexusmods.com/mbwarband/mods/6097/

@ dickplomacy anon
add this
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>>151754801
>bringing up jap nonsense

>>151728847
t. Muh genocide

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It sounds like a newfag like me, but there is someway to get my wife to the tournament in order to devote the victory to her and don't get the dinner cold everynight because i didn't?

If isn't, please dickplomacy anondev i can't live only by instaramen

>>151757361
Western fantasy is just shit-tier in general as far as powerlevels go then. Without even bringing up 'jap nonsense', since apparently being from Japan is enough to disqualify it somehow, Indian and Chinese mythology both outpower WH by a massive margin.

>>151757454
>unironically being Armenian
Does anyone do this?

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>>151757361
>talk about powerlevels on fucking 4chan
>somehow anime isn't allowed because it's 'nonsense' despite WH literally using "lmao magic" as an actual fucking explanation with no elaboration for how shit happens
nigger

>>151757361
warhammer isn't any different from those ting bing ching chong cartoons

>>151757007
thats disgusting

>>151757361
Warhammer is actually more of a shitstorm, especially with AoS being a thing, than Fate ever was and Fate is considered one of the messiest anime settings by anyone who knows anything about it.

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>>151758089

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>>151757007
>3d

>>151757007
That's retarded though, why the fuck would you have that as a banner? Why would you want that? That's some proto-/r9k/ tier shit there
>haha look how alpha I am

>>151758397
>the premise of the mod is nudes people
>doesn't want the banners to represent that

>>151758727
The reason the mod isn't instantly kicked out is because it does more than just add sex scenes and it adds them in a sensible manner. Do you think people who have sex have posters of naked girls plastered all over their house?

>>151756759
>maneuver: 150
speed: 5

>>151757550
I am Armenian. It is a good thing.

People always yell 'Armenian' for whenever someone says bad about Turks. Have they not done other things to make people angry?

>>151759414
I don't give a shit about Turks. They're irrelevant, and so are Armenians. Wake me up when either of them starts living up to their past glory. Turks are bad because they're full WE WUZ while Armenians are nearing Jew tier for REMEMBER THE PURGE, under the fucking Ottomemes 100+ years ago.

>>151757007
>having naked women as banner
>replacing loading screens with women
That's retarded. Are you a teenager?

>Want to play Warband but can't stop browsing
How do I stop this?

>>151760243
>putting sex in warband at all
That's retarded. Are you a teenager?

>>151760514
There's a difference between adding sex as optional feature (and raping is pretty much a given part of any war) and replacing every banner with a woman showing her cunt.

>>151760514
literally this

>>151760514
Insofar as it's put in a way that makes sense and doesn't detract from the experience, it's literally not a problem. Having loading screens and banners with whores on them detracts from the experience.

>>151759920
OK. That sounds a little childish to say. Do you think all Turks are like the funny meme Facebook and YouTube comments you see? Do you think Armenians scheme to make themselves more important because they argue with genocide-deniers?

Countries don't compete for you to notice them. I don't demand you think Armenia is good, but I think you are a little kid for saying we are 'irrelevant' just because it is a small country today.

>>151761754
>Do you think all Turks are like the funny meme Facebook and YouTube comments you see?
No but why would I give a shit whether or not someone is Turkish? You're the one sounding like a child and generalizing "Turks" into one group that you say bad things about and people cry Armenian. They're a shit country (as is Armenia) and as a peoples they're clinging onto glory days, but that's okay because if I meet a single Turk I can judge him on personal merit.

The fact that you imbeciles feels the need to even bring UP the genocide is a huge red flag to me. I don't care whether you're Armenian either, I can judge you on personal merit, but as a whole you're a tiny irrelevant nation with an extraordinary past whose only present claim to fame is getting slammed into dust 100 years ago by a nation which DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST anymore, and keep going on about it. Who gives a shit? I don't deny Nanjing but I also think China is retarded for continuously holding a grudge for it, as is Japan for continuously not just admitting it. Before you call me an American, as people like you are wont to do, I'm not. Neither am I European.

>>151761754
>Countries don't compete for you to notice them
To be honest? Yes, they do. International prestige is a huge deal for any country.

>>151762434
>and as a peoples they're clinging onto glory days

which one were those, iydmma

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>>151761754
>>151762434

>>151759414
they are cockroaches and muslamics

>>151762659
The Ottoman Empire, before it collapsed into the Sick Man, was about as strong relative to 1500-1600s Europe as the Eastern Roman Empire was during the 700s - that is to say, a significant threat to anyone who got sucked into a fight with it. Those were the glory days of the Turks.

>>151762791
Just hide the first post.

>>151762984
>Ottoman Empire
>Turkish

Aside from the royal family nothing was Turkish.

>>151763213
Yeah because all the Turks that rushed in disappeared right?
Fine, the Seljuks work too.

>b-but they weren't either
Almost everything about the Abbasids was run by Persians but they're not usually considered a Persian dynasty.

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are Roaches and Armemeians just waiting to spring up in this general every time the word genocide is mentioned?
I swear I've seen this shit at least 5 times before

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Dicplomacy anon, playing without the WSE. Bug starts talking in a feast after winning the tournament and finishing a intrigue quest.

>>151764501
This is why we need Bannerlord, I want these faggots to stop talking about dumb shit and just focus on the more important things. Like qt3.14 anime grills

>>151762434
I didn't say anything bad about Turks. I said that people assume someone is Armenian when they say bad about Turks.

How can you say you judge individuals when you also said Turks were 'WE WUZ' and Armenians were Jews? That's stupid, you can't generalize about what a whole people thinks and does and still say you judge only a person's merits.

Chinese may have in common with Armenians. The genocide is remember every year on anniversary and maybe taught about for WWl class. I don't think it's grudge that people want revenge, but many want to oppose people that deny it, like the government does so much in Turkey. It would not be talked about so much if there were not deniers to argue with.

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>>151765979
>Like qt3.14 anime grills
well it sure beats shitposting

>>151766184
>How can you say you judge individuals when you also said Turks were 'WE WUZ' and Armenians were Jews? That's stupid, you can't generalize about what a whole people thinks and does and still say you judge only a person's merits.
Yes you can because a peoples is a miniscule part of a person's merits.

>Chinese may have in common with Armenians. The genocide is remember every year on anniversary and maybe taught about for WWl class. I don't think it's grudge that people want revenge, but many want to oppose people that deny it, like the government does so much in Turkey. It would not be talked about so much if there were not deniers to argue with.
Fucking bullshit, I'm FROM China. Old shits here unironically advocate wiping the island off the map.

>>151763213
>the ottoman empire wasn't turkish
dumbest thing I ever read right here
Next thing you are claiming the russian empire isn't russian

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LONG MAY HE REIGN.

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non-whites pls leave ty

>>151766548
Sorry, I was talking specifically about Armenians. I mean Chinese remember it so much because it is denied by Japanese.

I still think you are wrong about the judging, but I don't know how to convince you.
>>151766827
Armenians are white, most of the time we look darker because of the sun. My father's face and arms are dark like Arab's, but his chest and belly are white.

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>>151766827
>That mask

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>>151767581
>Armenians are white

>>151767581
>I mean Chinese remember it so much because it is denied by Japanese.
Kill yourself that isn't true, don't spout bullshit when someone who has to deal with butthurt old fucks on a daily basis is right here

>I still think you are wrong about the judging
>I don't like black people as a class but I have one or two black friends because they're bros and I know them personally
>this is incomprehensible

>>151768185
That's fine, I said may, I don't really know.

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>last thread was derailed by retarded multiplayer discussion and this one is going to be derailed by Armenians

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>>151768797
I tried to prevent both of them friend, I guess i'm not strong enough.

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new flag bearer image soon ready, you guys will absolutely love it, BELIEVE ME

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>>151769345
DELETE THIS

>>151769345
>>151768797
I stop posting. I'm sorry I made you upset.

>>151770161
If you post a cute anime i'll accept your apology.

>>151771190
/v/eddit out

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>>151771406
Let's derail this thread over anime shitposting then eh?

>>151771843
and people say the thread quality hasn't tanked

mods please delete this thread what a shame it is

>>151772178
Why not discuss something then instead of demanding people leave to >/v/eddit?

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>fuck up the swadians down to their last city, Praven
>war ends
>go to Praven for a tournament and win it
>go to feast
>faggot count who I have good relations with because of him getting himself caught and released every 2 minutes is there
>he immediately goes "y-you should meet my sister and fuck her!"
>do so
>get """married""" in Praven 2 days later
>they get dissolved by the vaegirs next week

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>>151727501
>mfw all i get from razing and plundering is grain

Now only the loser flag bearers remain, guess which ones they are.

Remember:
t. slavposter

>>151773389
You get potential prostitutes too. Don't underestimate this.

>>151773558
If Nords aren't in the trash I'm gonna be triggered

>>151773636
You'll get to see soon. Hopefully the trash bearers are gonna be easier to make than the based ones. I've poured massive amounts of autism into the tiniest detail making these.

>>151773558
friendly reminder that slavs hate sandniggers

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has /mbg/ ever tried to form a NW reg?
would it just result in name/trip-fagging in the general and other sorts of faggotry?

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Fucking Ikko Ikki are a fucking pain in the ass given enough numbers and elite troops. I'm fucking glad they got wiped out.

>>151773356
Where is that lord now?

>>151774275
most likely a heap of discord faggotry yes. sodomites on here love to use that app

>>151774275
>naboleonig wars xDDD
EBIN

>>151774275
NW regiments are either autistic trash or exposed to autistic trash when trying to attend any major line battle event.

>>151774452
With the khergits. What a massive faggot.

>>151774275
>has /mbg/ ever tried to form a NW reg?
would it just result in name/trip-fagging in the general and other sorts of faggotry?
You answered your own question.

>>151727517
Why is that guy worshiping rhillor?

>>151730461
just jealous that that teenager was smarter than the butterlord dev team and got out before the coup

>>151731009
>you're a wannnabe racemixer
>Fuck off, /pol/

uhhh....

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>>151774275
How many people here play NW on a regular basis to begin with? I doubt that /mbg/ could sustain a decently sized and active regiment given that the majority of the posts here are about single player, with some occasional multiplayer discussion.

>would it just result in name/trip-fagging in the general and other sorts of faggotry?
Yes.

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>tfw nanban gunlines
feels real good

>>151774806
If you start your faction, get him over.

Dickanon, would these tweaks work on Gekonewer?
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,348796.msg8355065.html#msg8355065
The ones that give automatic relation increase after battles and during feasts.

>>151776505
What mod?

DJ Khaled in Dickplomacy when?

I'm putting less detail into the loser flag bearers to get it out more quickly. Tomorrow I'll be done.

>>151774275
no
most people here are shit at MP
NW regiments are autistic as fuck too

>>151741420
What mod is that?

>>151780994
PoP

>>151780994
PoP

>>151779574
gekonewer

Someone should make a Discord for everyone here so we can get help without having to go into the thread

>>151781496
Kill yourself

>>151781496
>Discord

Maybe you can stop using shitty software.

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>>151722887
/pol/ here, who's that happy gentleman in OP's pic?

>>151781617
>>151781662
So should I make a skype conversation then?

>>151781794
An average Rhodok

>>151781883
>Skype

Stop using shitty software.

>>151781143
>>151781220
Prophesy of Pendor

>>151781883
No, I said "Kill yourself". What part you didn't understand?

>>151780994
Floris

>>151780994
ACOK

>>151782113
>>151782176
What are we supposed to use then? Why don't you dudes suggest something.

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>>151781794
their king a ruse maker
their claimant a cuckhold
their troops are cowards
their strengths in strongholds
their women are repulsive
their noses are large
the rhodok republic
secretly in charge

>>151782596
I did suggest you something.
Kill yourself.

>>151782596
why don't you just kindly fuck off nigger

Friendly reminder to filter all tripfags

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>>151781794

>>151782663
THE ETERNAL RHODOK

Only two loser flag bearers remain. I'll do them during the day tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll post it. The New Official Mount & Blade: Warband communitys flag bearer image.

>>151782705
>>151782816
As much as I enjoy the banter we should be working on making that discord, what should I name it?

>>151728470
Going to try this. From the 5 seconds I have played, you haven't done anything to arenas, have you thought about putting this in:

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=100061.0

It makes arenas more interesting. I know that I have overwrite it my self either way.

Also, have sieges with more ladders and shit been added to this? I use:

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,132920.msg3202250.html#msg3202250

But am also looking to try:

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=210501.0

>>151783860
Post feet your you fucking faggot.

>>151785237
>wanting the pics of feet of a filthy slut sword sister

>>151783860
Drop the fucking trip and drop the fucking idea that this general needs a shitty discord/skype that will just give rise to more namefags/tripfags.

>>151786323
Hell yeah dude, just think about how dirty and sweaty their feet get after marching for an entire day.

>>151786446
>not realizing it's the same shitposter as before

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>>151782663

>>151786446
What are you getting so angry about dude? I just thought we should make some other way to talk that isn't this mostly dead thread. Also, if you look around there's a rise in trips being used so you should just get used to it, you'll probably be the only guy without a trip in a few months. ;)

>>151783860
Official /mbg/ Shitposting Chat

Safespace for Victims of Rhodominants

>>151787803
Make one, link it here. People will join it, and anyone who wants to opt-out can just continue to shitpost in the general

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>“Hello champ how goes it?” I bantered as I sat down in the chair closest to the bed.
Currently digesting the magnificent lore behind Prophecy of Pendor™.

>>151788148
If you insult PoP's lore about a post magic apocalypse Middle Earth, you're literally insulting Saxon's dead friend you jerks.

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>>151786446
>I must answer to this guy who was left unanswered because everyone else knew it wasn't worth it

god damn it dude by the powers of my marshallship I'm going to summon an entire holy war against your shit

pic related

>>151788148
>intravenous morphine
>medieval fantasy setting
what the h*ck

>>151788148
>bleach
Am I fucking retarded was that even around back then?

>>151788489
>>151788602
The intro has nothing to do with PoP. It's IRL drama.

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>>151782663
>>151781986
>>151783593
>>151783610


Is there somewhere I can read more? Googling doesn't get me much fluff.

>>151789338
You only need look at the mighty kingdom of Rhodoks and their great mountains to see they are god's chosen people and all of Calradia is their rightful clay. One million Swadian lives are not worth one Rhodok fingernail.

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I didn't know towns brought in so much fucking dosh.

>>151791475
I wish I could actually take a town and start my Rhocuck Rebellion.

>>151791475
As long as their prosperation is very high, it'll give you some good money. It's even better when you conquer a holding not too long before the Weekly Budget comes out and, for whatever reason, you get to swim among thousands and thousands of denars.

>>151791776
It's backtaxes, I think.

>start siege defense
>immediately stuck because you cant move through allied troops or tell them to get the fuck out of the way
nice game

>>151792242
>your attacks don't clip through allied troops
>opponents attacks do clip through their allies
I guess we just need to git gud! ;^)

>>151792131
How come? Do AIs only get their money once they visit their fiefs?

>>151792242
>or tell them to get the fuck out of the way
but you can?

>>151792993
I'm not sure if AIs actually get "money", but yes they do sometimes state that they need to check out their fiefs and such.
I think what happens is that the game accumulates the taxes after every week that passes where a fief doesn't have an actual owner, because that shit can take days and captured castles/towns are always getting recaptured because THE AI NEVER DEFENDS THEIR FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD BANNERLORD PLS FIX

>>151793374
They do get money and they save money.

>>151793546
intredasting
What do they spend it on?

>>151793919
Bitches and hoes who ain't got no toes.

>6 groups of 50 steppe bandits outside of Ichamur
holy shit

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>>151793919
Tournaments, feasts, soldiers, ransoms. They pay shit too.

In geko, since I'm part of a lord's family's, it constantly tells me when my relatives take out money and for some of them it tells how much money they have on them,. My father in law has like 210K in the city he owns. Once I open up Geko I will take a screenshot for you.

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>>151794125
Do you mean to tell me raiding villages and assaulting caravans and murdering peasants is worth more than just getting loot?

>All of my enemies are my own vassals
oh god

>>151794992
don't vassalize lords with shitty personalities

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>Erdogan canceled Bannerlord

>>151794083
Ichamur is forever infested by bandits and AIDS.

>>151728470
Say Dickanon, is the new patch save game compatible? I modified my troop.txt a bit and I'm wondering if I'll just hafta start a new game.

What was the fix for low frame rates in dickplomacy again? I recall seeing it in a previous thread but I can't seem to find it now.

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>start new game hoping to rebel from Swadia in support of Isolla
>Harlaus pampers the fuck out of me
I'm starting to doubt myself guys. Butter or minge?

>>151795714
yes

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Guys, I need help about this. I'm trying to mod in some muskets and other firearms into a mod. I got them working fine and enabled the firearms proficiency to show up. But the weapons, while leveling the proficiency up, don't seem to take advantage of it. For example, I modded in a gun with 99 accuracy but the reticule is still too big. It works for pistols though, but not muskets. What do?

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>>151796357
Awesome dickanon. I only have to download the latest patch (d) right?

>>151796624
yes

>>151796015
low frame rates are likely CPU related as battle formations and horse-archery AI is fairly CPU intensive. you can try disabling formations in the camp menu and avoid fighting khergits.

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>>151794327
>>151793919
>>151793919

Here, here's his money. I can also see some other in laws money from time to time too.
Diplomacy makes money more important for the AI if I remember correctly, makes cities spend money daily while they are on tourneys and lords usually cheat less, but this all depends on the level you select in its options.

>>151724657
>>151725371

thank god bannerlord won't have any of these low quality yellow asian piss mods

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These clothes look fucking awful, the kimono is better.

>>151797230
Shut up you dirty gaijin pig

>Nobody will let me fuck their daughter
god dammit i need a wife so i can hold feasts

>>151798032
>He doesn't keep peasant women in his party

>>151796786
I managed to fix it. It has big issues with AA.

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The Akitane Clan now holds the territory of Oda, Asakura and Myioshi Clans. Uesugi are getting big too and our only alliance is with Takeda. I finally have a good base of Good natured and Martial lords too, so it's time to unify Japan.

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TLD really lacks quests, the game feels like a huge grinds and most of the time destroying factions isn't satisfying enough.

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>tfw the former Count Reland of the Rhodoks entrusts me with escorting his daughter to Tulga

>>151801316
>Your party gains 2 morale.

I see cuckoldry is a very old tradition

>>151801316
She looks pretty disgusting, fucking slav faces.

can i have 2 books of healing stack

>>151801769
no

>>151798032
>needing permission

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ded

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>>151796584
What is that a pole-hammer for ants?

>>151803523
This is the only good part of PoP.

>>151803640
WTF I'm dumping points in polearms now?

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>>151798032
>Nobody will let me fuck their daughter
>he needs permission
>he doesn't just slip it in whenever he wants
haha what a faggot!

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>>151803740
I'd dump my points into her if you know what I mean.

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should i get Floris or Brytenwalda?

>>151803768
There's no good rule 34 of Griffith.

>>151803975
yes

never played brytenwalda, just heard it's boringblanda

>>151803975
They are free. Get both you dummy. Do you have shitty internet or something?

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>>151803975
Brytenwalda

>>151803975
Floris Evolved is pretty good.

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last saving before I go sleep

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im really, REALLY new to modding and i have a rookie-level question


where do i extract this rar file to?

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>>151807418
in one of these id have to assume?

>>151807573
Sounds obviously.

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>>151807935

>>151798032
Haye you tried the eloping thing? I think bards talk about running away with your bride to be, but I've never tried it.

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>>151807418
>>151807573

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>>151808153
yeah i put my head out of my ass and realized that it'd just go where it says "modules"

>Siege tower at Dhirim
>it moves at like 1 inch per minute
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>151804035
Pretty sure there's a scene of him fucking a princess in the golden age arc.

>>151809227
Haven't you noticed the towers are pulled by ants?

>>151810125
No, I want a rule 34 image of Guts fucking him, i'll never get that though so I have to satisfy myself with complaining about it.

>>151809227
what mod?

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>>151810404
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=griffith+yaoi&commit=Search

Here you go faggot.

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>>151810751
>1 page
FUCK

>>151810404
Miura is still alive you know.

>>151804363
but how do i crack wse?

Some anon showed Rangar as a vassal and I don't remember how it is in vanilla but do kings nomrally become vassals after having their faction eliminated? Do they in geko?

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>Geko
>Yoshio who's generally a nice guy as a companion becomes an asshole if he becomes a lord
>Hyogonosuke which is a blood thirsty asshole becomes a good natured lord
The fuck?

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>>151813092
The kindest people can crack under the pressures of leadership and responsibility.

>heavy is the head that wears the crown
and all that.

>>151813461
I understant but that makes for shit gameplay though, I need feedback.
>groom the nice guy to be a leader
>lol no I'm a dick
>groom the bloodthirsty asshole to be a bodyguard
>i'm a super nice guy

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>>151813563
Life is so much simpler when you are a mercenary. Being a king is such a drain.

>When I was a fighting-man, the kettle-drums they beat,
>The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
>But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
>With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back.

>>151813860
He looks so sad

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>>151813921
They very first Conan story Robert Howard wrote was about king Conan being depressed as a king and how he was nostalgic for the good old days of being free.

>What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie?
>I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky.
>The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
>Rush in and die, dogs—I was a man before I was a king.

>>151814123
>The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing
Edgy desu

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>>151814174
*tips fedora*

>>151814240
wut

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>>151814294
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

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>>151813860
What about logic? Who the fuck thinks this son of a bitch is a good natured person?

>>151814523
He's honestly probably a good ruler. Not a very good natured one though.

>>151814523
>>151814696
>faithfully serves his lord
>this makes people butthurt
>I want to continure to serve me lord
>I don't want to cause more butthurt
>them so I kill them out of the public eye so I don't embarrass their families even more

What is your basis for thinking he is not good natured?

>>151814696
He isn't good natured though.
From the own fucking code.
>lrep_goodnatured = 6 #chivalrous, benevolent, perhaps a little too decent to be a good warlord - eg Hussein ibn Ali. Few well-known historical examples maybe. because many lack the drive to rise to faction leadership. Ranjit Singh has aspects
lrep_upstanding = 7 #moralizing, benevolent, pragmatic, - eg Bernard Cornwell's Alfred, Charlemagne, Salah al-Din, Sher Shah Suri

Literally the opposite of what he is. He should be roguish, pitiless maybe debauched. It's kind of a dickmove that I need to use a wiki to find out about the lords since the personality they tell me/their history don't actually match their actual personality.

>>151814820
>good natured
>too decent to be a good warlord
>assassinating people
>decent
>honorable

>>151814867
>assassinating people
>decent
>honorable
Yes. As long as you are doing at the direction of your lord.

You have to look at it with slanted eyes..

>>151814968
That's wrong though carlos.

>>151814867
He's pragmatic though? Which one is he, 6 or 7?

>>151815035
It isn't chivalrous or honorable. If he didn't assassinate the people who got butthurt and actually defeated them in a duel his lord wouldn't dismiss him, because that's the honorable thing.

>>151815035
No it is not, since it more or less expressly states that he outright lied to taking a duel to get an advantage and ambushed people on the way without the orders of his Lord, and actually caused political problems for him by acting on his own.

>>151815057
He's 6. He should be Sadistic, Cunning or Pitiless.

Yoshio - the guy who I was grooming:
>Yoshio was a samurai until another samurai disrespected him, and then he challenged the samurai to a duel. Yoshio wins the duel by cleanly cutting off the samurai's head, stating that "His head had to be buried away from his body". The samurai's lord threatens Yoshio's lord that if he dosn't remove him from his army, he will wage war on him, Yoshio's lord then proceeds to remove Yoshio from his army, making Yoshio a base ronin.


He also bitched about Hyogonosuke for being too much of a sadistic asshole. He's cunning, which is would be more just for Hyogonosuke.